The Basement Yard - The Physical Realm Of Dinosaur Porn

Episode Date: July 4, 2017

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Welcome back to the basement yard this week. I have on a Returning guest. She was on a very long time ago. We actually did a podcast together a while ago called Invasion of Privacy Kate Wolf. Thanks for having me Joe. Why is this like a radio interview right off the bat? Why what was that? It was very professional. Not mine or yours. Your reaction was just well, thanks for ha- like this is real fortune. Well, yeah, that's how you did it. You set it up. So it was all professional. So I thought I had to like meet it. Credentials, I have to put some context to this. Thanks for having me Joe. You did it again. It's delightful to be here. Yeah, you sound like a news anchor. Sometimes I go into this like really weird formal place

Like I because I still feel like I'm a young kid and an adult's body. So sometimes I'm like She's 57 everybody. Act like an adult is supposed to act and I get real like, well, hello No, here I am breathing air as an adult being responsible Jesus But yeah, we used to have a podcast called Invasion of Privacy. Yeah, we stopped doing that. We went different ways spiritually. Oh my god Joe, we're starting early with this is very much seated in the earthly realm. Yeah, just be prepared killing it Just be prepared because the entire thing is gonna be like this

She's gonna say things like that. You're not gonna understand any of it. Neither do I some people will understand So what are a lot of people waking up Joe? So what am I? I'm seated You're very much in the physical world meaning like I think you're pretty open-minded You're open to things like aliens and energy and spiritual awakenings But you're also just very much like invested in this physical Like, you know making money making videos and you're kill like you're killing it. So like I shouldn't well, it's up to you But like what is the alter? What's the alternative other than what you're doing? You mean? Yeah I'm in that spiritual school. I just finished my third year

Okay, can you explain that for people have no idea what the hell you're talking about? Okay? So I'm in a school called a society of souls ready hope everyone's ready and it's Non-dual Kabbalistic healing. Okay. I'm gonna need it. What does that mean? So the Kabbalah is ancient Jewish mysticism and we're studying the tree of life, which is like sacred geometry So there's this sacred ancient geometry. That's very much linked to mathematics in a way and it has like these ancient secrets It's the flow of life energy and people like okay, so if you go to different temples throughout Ancient Egypt and temples in Asia like they have these very similar

Symbols that you would see all over the world back in the day. Okay, and there it's just like ancient Secrets or whatever like even the yin yang is about non-duality. It's the balance of light and dark, okay? But in our society people try to separate everything So it's like we blame and it's us first them right you have that with like Republicans and Democrats with races people are very much Into separation and we are in this illusion that things are separated, but the truth is we're all still connected and Spooky at a diss spooky action at a distance means that you can affect One thing not even in the physical proximity like I could be at my place in New Jersey doing something it could affect you all the way here in Queens because you know work. We're all connected like a text message

Well, that's very physical But That was a really nice speech. Thank you. That was good. You're practicing that No, it's just what it is. It's just real life. Yeah, I'm still being very formal So you're not in the physical what no I am what percent of you is in the physical like are you like a 4060 40 Here's the truth 80 20 we're in all of the universe 75 25. I Don't know. I don't think there is a percentage I'm very rooted in the physical world

But I also am very in the emotional world, which is like the psychological meaning like okay when I was young My mom did this so now I have this issue, but then I'm also very tapped into a spiritual world Which is like energy and it's like music almost it's like this other Dimension, but we're all all of us are in it. So even it's about where your awareness is at Okay So how do I become more aware? Meditations really great. Do you ever meditate? No

Okay, I don't know how I don't even know like what it is Stretching I'm serious. It's like spiritual stretching actually. No, I meant actual stretching. Was that it was that a deep-seated root earth comment? Kind of but but I'd say stretching when I think meditation. I think hot yoga. Is that wrong hot yoga? Have you ever done hot yoga? I passed out almost. Yeah, it's fucking hot who invented that some people love it Psycho's yeah, I'm not about it. It's too intense for me So how do I meditate if I want to meditate right now? Because they're like a YouTube video. I could watch okay That was a serious question I'm gonna tell you how to so there are a lot of people who believe that meditation is about like clearing all the crazy thoughts in your mind

That is not the way that my school teaches meditation because the more you try to push things away The more resistance you're kind of creating and it wants to come back in That my school teaches a meditation of including Where you close your eyes and you include any thoughts you have any noises you hear and any visions or visuals that you get It's about actually making a space for them in your body your spiritual body Whatever you let them actually exist because so many of us are so ashamed a different parts of ourselves like what? okay, well You know a lot of us have very dark

Parts so okay, I can get into the sexual part of it because that's where I always go But before I get there Let's talk about like self-hate a lot of us have a place in ourselves where we like talk really negatively about ourselves And we hate ourselves, but we're ashamed of it So we try to push that away instead of just including like oh, there's a part of me that is always beating myself up Okay, I'm saying okay. They just kind of ignored it instead of doing this every day Yeah, well people think that you're supposed to like that's there are a lot of spiritual people who are like Oh, it's all think positive thoughts and you'll get positive thoughts. I mean yes and no it's not about trying to throw out your negative thoughts

It's about including them and yes seeing them and not trying to like be something you're not Anyway, the sexual part of it is there are a lot we're animals we're animals with enlightened consciousness and you can see where this is going and Yeah, we're into some weird shit like humans are into some weird shit We're not supposed to be like I think you talked about this on a podcast a year ago like I've seen pterodactyl porn Yeah, Kate texted me one day and was like look at this and it was literally a girl with her hands up Jerking off two pterodactyls. Was it two or three? Was it two? Oh, no, I think it was three actually I think it was three. You know, I stumbled upon that picture not too long ago. I've never watched it. I just had that picture

Oh, I've watched it. I don't know where you where did you go? Someone told me about it dinosaur porn dude. Yes, is there like stegosaurus also? Is it all prehistoric? But if someone's listening and you own a porn company, please um stegosaurus porn I want someone I want a porn company to make like Alice in Wonderland porn. I'm sure they're there definitely Point yeah, but they're also okay, so the pterodactyl the Japanese are making every crazy But that even that's fucking corny. I don't okay, so here's the corny thing They're over there fucking all kinds of shit, I guess They're not showing dick this is my issue the pterodactyl my issue they why don't they show the dick

They show every part of the girl want to see the dick everybody Yeah, we want to see the dick and sometimes they blur out the puss We have never seen a blurred puss in my life really ever I've always a blurred Asian dick Are they are they like ashamed of their dick out puss? You've seen blurred out puss. What kind of PG porn are you watching? I? Just got real sad I've only seen they they always blur out the dick. I think it's because they're ashamed of their dicks Because Asians have small dicks

That's the stereotype. It's not a stereotype technically, it's true because there is a list of Average dick sizes. I'm sure there's exceptions. I'm not by the way. I'm not approving this to anyone who's watching. That's fine I'm not I've found it. Listen like Joe Sanagato. I'm not a racist I'm not saying I got a bad racist. I'm saying they have small dicks You know how many dicks have you sucked that are Asian? None well, then you don't you need to do an experiment. I've never seen an Asian dick I'm gonna go out and say that by the way, okay, but this is this this is an Asian man and you have a huge dick

Please send it to Joe Sanagato. I'm not saying all Asians. I'm not saying email. I'm not saying all Asians have tiny dicks I'm not even saying tiny. I'm saying small. I'm a below average is what I'm saying I don't really know what the world average. We don't know if that's true or not But we do know because scientists have done it. I'm gonna tell you right now scientists Have done it. I don't really know the process but they're over there measuring dicks or something and They have categories of people who have you know, the average dick size in that country Congo the Congo huge dicks on average like eight nine If you have a seven-inch dick, you're making this up. He's making this up, right?

There's not a study. Look it up Congo the Congo Congo this is real This is real yo I want to see and the US is like in the so there's there's it's color-coded the green was like good big dicks, right? And then if there's orange and then yellow which the US is in and then red which is just I'm not gonna lie. It's all like Thailand Japan South Korea, North Korea all you're saying that's actually back. It's backed by science I bet you that the women that have much tighter vaginas to even that out. Oh and hey I don't I'm not like it, you know, the dick your size your dick doesn't bother me. You know what I mean?

Yeah, as long as I defend your dicks. I'm defending your dicks because I think you Yeah, I want to see the Hard if he can see all the details in that deck. He wants veins He wants to know what the head would maybe even taste like that's the kind of high-def He wants I mean you took it you went too far everything. I agree with everything up to the tip comment but Yeah, I've said this numerous time on numerous times on podcast and it's a little weird to say but at the end of the Day the dick makes the porn

You got to have the different. It's just the deck. No, obviously. It's not just the dick I can't just have just a dick, but the dick's got to be there's a lot more Yeah, no, of course the dick needs to be present Without a quarterback. That's kind of what makes the porn. Let me get back to this pterodactyl thing So I have a point to it that goes into this. Okay So the pterodactyls were amazing because they were dressed really well Amazing's a stretch. No, it was they were like on point like it was sexy and they were like really in character like they were like Right, but then what was really bad was the girl because the girl was like the typical porn chick where it's like

Blonde like probably a bleach asshole. Oh, yeah, she was probably hot too. Damn. Okay She was like this. She was like And like that's what pissed me off because it's like you're fucking no one sounds like that No, the pterodactyls were like No, but I'm saying that was good. You never know you ever get fucked by a pterodactyl. No, so maybe you will make those noises We're not gonna get fucked by a pterodactyl. Jurassic Park 4 they bring back the dinosaurs and I fuck all of them Jesus Christ, the last time I come on the base Oh my god, so what was the point there? My point is with porn is like, okay

The most porn that I see is so upsetting because it's so fake and no one's even enjoying it It's like they've taken out the sense you is it sensuality. Yeah, I think I said that right um Like it just looks like no one's even enjoying it It's like her vagina is probably tearing and she's not saying anything like I want to see like Porn where it's like it's like raw and it's real and the people are into it and they get weird Like I'm so sick of this typical bullshit. It's like very like negatively aggressive

So don't go on like bang bros type in like amateur shit Get like an iphone video type shit I'm just pouring bores me. First of all, I haven't had sex in like eight or nine months. So Honestly, how are everyone? I just don't want to watch porn anymore. Like I'm just like Sad Nine months is quite a time. Yeah, and it's just like porn after a while is lame Like we're set your brain gets used to it and then you have to like up it to keep your brain stimulated And if I up it anymore, I'm gonna be watching some really dark shit

I don't want to do that. Honestly, hour. Like I said, we are learning a lot about gait wolf today Well, you guys are about the spiritual stuff Should we go back? How do we get here? I don't know. We were talking about we took a wrong turn energy deep rooted to the earth And then we're talking about tarot. Everyone. I'm gonna try to start dating very soon and then I can talk about spirituality again I love talking about spirituality. I do But it's you know, it's been a long time Since what? Why is that relevant? You don't have to say that

Isn't this a tell-all podcast? It is a tell-all I mean, I think we are telling it all electrocuted if you like keep any secrets That's not how this show works different show. That does sound like a japanese game show Have you seen any of those japanese Porns where it's like the game shows where like they have these things where okay, so this is really sick. Okay So they have like this wall And it's like this is really sick So and like they have like these holes cut out. So it's a girl only her boobs are out

And her like pus, right? So it's like a female glory hole. You can't say yes But then the guy doing it is like Related to one of the girls Oh, wow, this is fucking awesome to watch what? It's okay. I'll stop but it's like you should check it out if you want to like so There's a glory hole a female glory hole But there's like maybe like six girls and like all you can see are like their boobs and their vaginas And this dude's doing what?

So the dude is like supposed to be like the dad or something sick and it's like you have to guess which one's like your daughter's Are you like touching him the dad is going and feeling them? Of course, I'm sure how is that gonna help you find out who's your daughter? It's not it's supposed to just be a sick thing of like. Oh my god. The it's like incest porn joe Jesus they put this on tv in japan. No, it's on x videos. Oh It's like porn. Is it japanese though? Yeah. Oh, see or some kind of asian thing. No, that's why I was bringing it up Oh, man, they they they create everything over there electronics new kinds of porn. They have it all It all starts. They're very advanced. Yeah, they're way ahead. They're starting the apocalypse basically

We can't keep up with that. There's no way pterodactyl porn Oh, no pterodactyl porn was us. I think Don't give them credit for that brilliant kind of piece of art I'm sure they made the iphone or something. I've seen some anime porn where um Anime. Yeah, like sex anime porn. No, I know what it is You've watched anime porn. Well, this is why did you get into it at one point? Well, yeah, because it was a girl who got abducted by this alien king He was gross

And at first she hates it. He made her a sex slave and she hated it And then she learns to like not only love it but like need alien semen to survive like she craves it so What You only can watch it a couple times then it gets old You're like did you watch it and they're done that got the t-shirt Is there like seasons? Is this like a netflix show like there's no like a big alien anime movie It's on x videos as well. You have to x videos as your go-to, huh?

No, well, it used to be And then I totally kicked you off. What were you doing? I found something else that i'm not even gonna fucking ask I'd rather not should I should I know what it is. I'm not gonna talk about you're not gonna say it No, I feel like it's eating you up inside. You want to say it so bad eating up inside actually, but thanks for projecting that No problem Um So do you want to ask me about like aliens or spirituality? No, no, no. I want to know how long this movie was It was about like 45 minutes. I think but I didn't watch the whole thing. I just skipped the good parts

Because it's where the good parts. Well, it's anime. So it's like, oh my god Like these crazy monster aliens and like their dicks are so big that like you can see it Like hitting her in her guts like in her stomach like it's like poking out. It's like really What kind of cartoon was it like is it was it one of these like Realistic looking cartoons or was it like spongebob style? You know like rug rats No, that kind of cartoon or was there was like realistic than that like I mean I don't mean to bring back You know bring up the asians again, but like you know like final fantasy and shit like how it looks like I think it's more that

Okay, yeah, so there's like some it looks 3d almost a spongebob horn, huh? Does that exist yet? I'm sure it does maybe I don't really want to watch spongebob spongebob fucking less like they really do it well You want to watch that? How do you do it? Well, I have some simpsons porn that I found on there I didn't do it for me. Do you know I? But it's weird, you know, I've seen like uh an advertisement for An uh simpsons porn, which is like mark like I'm trying to watch a porn a nice You know normal

Yeah, a nice normal porn We're girls getting fake raped. Yeah, no, what? No I actually want I accidentally watched a rape porn once I didn't like it really I felt like I was breaking the law watching it. Yeah, I was like, I feel like it wasn't like a real rape No, it wasn't like a fucking snuff film or anything like that. Yeah, that was no It was actually imagine we find out joe watches snuff porn. Holy shit

I wouldn't even know where to go get one not that I would I feel like though you're building to that Like I think joe one day is going to own a lot of things like he's only 25 He's very successful and I think by the time he's 40 he's going to own like a lot And I'm just hoping that like your soul's intact and you're not like You know how like there are those like really rich dudes who go to like pedophile islands and they like hunt little kids Time I hope that never becomes joe. What? Is someone in the closet? Yeah, it's the audio guy. It's so funny in the closet Yeah, I feel like he's been punished

No, he's just he's just working hard Let's not distract ourselves from the pedophile island What is the pedophile island? You never heard of this thing? Did you make it up sex? No? Okay Did he of course he did wait motherfucker. What the fuck is this? so Okay, so like very like very rich wealthy like politicians like I think bill clinton took the flight there like many times or something where it's like they have this like island of like

literally it's like um Like teenage like under like very young teenage or maybe even younger Sex slaves and they're like on this island like they've been held captive and like these rich fucked up sociopaths go And like not only do they have sex with them, but they like hunt them and shit Hunt like kill. Yeah, they do sometimes they hunt and kill What the fuck are you guys talking about? I can't believe you've never heard it Because you're too busy watching espn joe, okay? We need to get you to see more of what's going on. Where am I gonna see pedophile island kate?

Where is that? I don't want you to watch it. What was that? I want you to fucking help You want me to what do you want me to do ash and kutcher is really helping right now with the sex No with sex slaves. Yeah in general. He's a good man. I've heard of temptation island Do you remember that? I remember that too. Yeah, come on the show and cheat on your wife. That was the show. That was the whole show Yeah, we're watching and like you're like, this is great crumbling marriages. We're sad. Love it. We're so disconnected I mean me too. We all have an inner, you know, a lot of us disconnect and become numb just to survive our I'm talking about this is what I'm talking about and that's why I think you know

This kind of porn is almost important because it allows you to get in touch with these really dark disconnected places. I'm not First of all, I don't condone Rape or violence like I'm a very like all about peace. I'm a very big hippie with that stuff But I'm also very much like there are reasons why there's so much darkness and crime and hate Going on it's because we've disconnected to these parts of ourselves and we're holding back all this rage and pain And then we act it out so I say it i'm saying it like in a weird way because I know joe's like

And then one day you get on a plane. Can you imagine us having a podcast? You go to an island for three years. It was such a trip Because when we first started I was like, hey joe, I met joe daly daily and I was like and I was of course crazy then too One of our first shoots I was talking about like eating ass to like everyone on the shoot No, the thing that got me was that you said you had a A hand-me-down vibrator. Yeah, I did. I did have one but I threw it out because I had a bed bug scare And she goes the funniest part was that I was like, can you imagine if bed bugs got in my vibrator and then I

Masterbate and that give birth to bed bugs So it was funny because she said she was just by mind you this is the first time She's meeting any of these people that are in this room and she was saying that she not this room I meant the this room too, but the room fucking that day the first time she's like, yeah I don't even know how it fucking came up in conversation I think me and you telepathically were just on a mission to make this girl marissa say some wild shit because she was like this Yeah, she's like this hot girl who like wasn't really talking or anything And we're like, yeah, I fucking you know what I mean? We're saying well by the end of the day though

She was like, yeah, I need an ass. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I fucking eat it. I was like, all right Yeah, that's what we want to have her ass Ian. What I can't remember if she was at the end. She was whatever Yeah, I don't know we we we could have Ron we can ask her but uh i'm marissa so she No, so kate Somehow it came to the you know what i'm gonna be honest No one probably brought this up She probably just willingly shared this information where she was like

Yeah, I have a hand-me-down vibrator and immediately my reaction is probably everyone else's reaction like What? I boiled it in hot water before I ever used it. That's the part that was hilarious. She goes. I've stopped. I boiled it I was like So what's wrong then? It's not a dick. Most of the dicks I've had inside of me are the first time being used Right point. It's a good point I didn't get good. I didn't get hpv the cervical cancer causing kind from a dildo. Okay I got it from my ex-boyfriend. Just the honesty hour. We're we're we're just here

Horse cock chad horse cock chad. Yeah from high school Your high school boyfriend had a horse dick penis. Yeah, your first dick was the size of my arm pretty big I mean, no, stop it. Was it girthy as fuck? It was bit. Yeah, it was big But I didn't know because I it was my first penis. I just thought it was what penises say when I don't remember it was so much long. It was so long ago No, stop it. So say when ready to go. Really? I have to pretend. Okay. Um, it was thick. It was like That's a fucking pipe bomb. It was like a it was a thick dick. That's a fucking. That's a baby leg. It was big But you know

It's not it wasn't like a gift because that kind of prepared you for the rest of it or that it was like a curse That probably sent you down a bad path because the next day you're like, oh, this isn't bigger than chad No, I've had a good no I've had a streak of good luck and like my lack my last, you know Boyfriend tim had a really nice thick dick as well So shout outs to shout out shout out to tim love tim thick dick What a guy thick dick tim Thick dick tim. That's what they used to call him back in the day

I'm sure horse cock chad and thick dick tim Man, I really I really give people good reputations. Yeah This is all over the place. I'm sorry. We were really going to focus on uh spirituality We covered a lot of ground really quickly. I feel like how long have we been filming this right now? 24 minutes. Time flies when you're talking about pterodactyls. Yeah, time flies when you talk about what else? I'm still kind of informal. I'm like he had a thick dick Back to you Trish I would love to be a news anchor. I'd get fired so quick. Well

That hurricane just blew me away just like I was blowing tim's their dick Back to you. Anyway, there was a car crash. Yeah, ten or dead. Okay Isn't that funny how they like change emotions so quick? Like it's so like I hate news anchors. I know they're like who started this voice Why are they why who started this voice? Why do we have to sound like this? Why can't you just talk like a person? I feel like people would respond better to that not this weird

Fucking voice that you're putting on today But they get accustomed to it and like it's that's what they think they're supposed to do. So everything is like uh That's why I love uh, do you ever see like the bloopers? For news anchors on youtube. There's that because they're actual. Yeah, I was like dude say that. Yes. Like that's how you sound They become people I think I should be a news anchor, but like really say it. Oh, I don't think you should know like really say how it is at all like wow Like something about like democrats and republicans and then just be like but we're all connected

Is there really a side you know what I mean like really get like Is it it's trump really the problem or is it our collective hate? So I always want to say back to you trish. It's always trash. Who's trish. I don't know Back to you trish. Do you have a friend named trish trish? Who's vibrator? I'm using after I boiled in hot water That would be great. That would be I can't believe you boiled that in hot water. Hell yeah, I did What did that look like? What was that scene like? Well you go home fill it up a pot of water Yeah, you fill it with water boil the fucking water Dip your dildo in let it boil

And then use it when you're in the mood. Can I ask you another question? I would love to answer Did you did you use like tongs to get it out? Did you like boil it like a hot dog? I don't remember. Probably not. I don't think I own tongs Do you own tongs? Of course. Oh, you're rich It's tongs Well, joe better than everyone's sanagato Oh, because I have I have salad tongs not salad tongs. They're tongs for like making chicken burgers

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Gorgeous so like you would at least be paying attention because she's like stunning But like when her and I would get real weird into like dna activation and all that stuff You would like you you would be like yawning and sleeping. He like was not about it It's hard to there's a lot of terminology that you guys say and I'm just like what the fuck's going on Yeah, like I don't I don't really Like I don't know you like You can't just say The moon like you'll say some weird fucking no, I would say the moon goddesses

Well, I think we're all moon goddesses But I think men are too we're all very connected to the moon The moon is it represents the light and the darkness Right, the moon affects Water, it's the tides and we're made of water and the moon really allows us to help ride our really difficult emotions and get through These really dark times. We're in some dark times right now So I believe that it's healing and and things are coming to the surface for us to To heal it so we can create a new earth that's filled with

Compassion community. Hopefully the aliens will make their presence known soon because we could really use their help What if they're like the meanest fucking people ever like independence say then I'll be the first one dead because when that ship comes down I'm gonna be running. You'll be that girl with the sign and independence. Yeah. Hey fucking beam right on our dead I'm like 50 convinced. Maybe my soulmate husband Is gonna come off that ship. Stop it. I'm joking although No, you're doing probably talking about the percent but how much percent no really percent that I think it's gonna be that five percent

I guess it's still a high percent It is anything more than zero inside. I mean, honestly It's like, you know what five I mean 10 percent. Right. I mean 17 percent. Yeah Maybe that's what you're waiting for You said it's been it's been nine months. Listen, I've been doing so much healing work for real I spent a lot of time alone. What does that mean healing work? So I'm in that school and when you when you really do the healing work that we're doing it's about Reintegrating with parts of yourself that you've disconnected to so essentially I'm like all this

Pain and sadness and liveliness and freedom is all kind of coming up and they do it through the tree of life They like so it's hard like whoever is interested look up the tree of life a picture of it on a google And it's it has these sphero. It's like these uh qualities that we enter in so for example You have gavora and hesed on the tree and gavora represents structure boundaries Justice and on the opposite side is hesed which is like flow Everlasting giving and you need them to be in balance. But for me

I have a big control thing I get very tight and hyper vigilant because I had a fucked up childhood and my One of my ways of trying to survive was becoming like very Controlled like I always have to be on time. You know, there's always a plan although. I'm not so much like that anymore, but You know, you they take you through these qualities and you start shifting and changing because Like if you're a control freak and they start introducing you to hesed, which is about flow and movement and you've kind of shut off that movement from yourself suddenly you're like Dizzy, I mean, there's so many times where I'm just I come out of that school and I'm like beyond dizzy

I don't know what fucking reality is I can't tell what's memory or fantasy or what's real and what I've created in my head Like a lot of us create situations in our head Where like for example, I could call you and be like, oh my god, you're mad at me and you can be like I'm not fucking mad at you. I'd be like you're mad at me Like I've done that so many times where I've created false realities in my head. It must be very interesting to be on your call log Yeah, yeah, why are you upset? Kate? I haven't seen you since third grade. Why are you calling me? Yeah, yeah Well, I mean, we're all crazy

That's why I love we all we're all crazy. It's alson wonderland shit where they're like, we're all mad here We are all made we're all weirdos. That's what I love about children. So I used to be an art teacher for eight years I love that kids are so free. They say what they want That I love like facebook kid videos where you have like a little girl just like speaking her mind You know or a little boy doing something so silly. It's because it's it's our truest nature We just start conforming and thinking. Oh, I am supposed to be this way Um, but my school is about authenticity. It's about becoming who you truly are I've always been a fucking weirdo and I'm now just embracing more and more

How fucking weird I am and I started these dance parties that I want joe to come to I know he won't But I've created these conscious hip-hop dance parties called break free and the next one's june 29th I know you're not gonna come but anyone who wants to come get your tickets on a vent break It's a hip-hop conscious dance party and the whole point is to like Go and be your fucking weird self like wear whatever you want. I'm gonna be dressed like a slutty alien At the next one. Can you can you explain what that looks like? Yes? I would love to So I bought this like silver bodysuit from american apparel before it went under Um, I got it half off because it was going. They went under. Oh my god. Yeah

There's a lot. I don't know pedophile island and fucking american apparel is going under Two very different categories, but yes a little different. Yeah, um, but it's like this like silver bodysuit It's fucking sexy and then I'm either gonna wear jean shorts with it or these like psychedelic leggings I'm having trouble deciding depends on how hot it is that day But um, but the whole point of it is like, you know, when we're little and we're kids We dance we're free We move and then we tighten up and we get so self-conscious and inhibited And I created these dance parties because I want people to get back to their like

True freedom and and uh, I had to get knee pads for my next one Because I got bad bruises on my knees from the last one because I twerk on the floor so hard I get a It's my go-to move. I don't know why your go-to I love it. I just love like even on all fours torque that you're go-to. Yeah, I don't I just think it's like the bad like it I don't know. I love it. I've been dancing like that since I was little like I've been super inappropriate since I was little Um, I love dirty dancing starting at like a really young age that movie. I'm just great movie So guys come to come to you guys should come to break free. Patrick Swayze

Right. Yeah, Patrick. Oh, he was so steady and oh god that guy was a fucking what? He's a sex machine. Yeah, he was a sex machine. What do you think about? Guys got fucking hip movement. What was the girl's name Jennifer gray? Did you find her attractive? Not in the face What I'm being honest Not in the face. I mean I mean she has a great body Yeah Same thing with the imagine going to date and the guy's like, yeah, you're pretty not in the face

I would never say that to her but you asked and I'm just well if she was a listener of your podcast You'll lost her. I don't think dirty dancing. I don't think a baby baby Baby nobody puts baby in the corner. Yeah, I don't think baby. I think she's beautiful She got a nose job though because people like you made her feel self-conscious and then it Fucked up her whole career. I'm sure she's happier. I don't know. She's not what an asshole What? After she should have kept her beautiful natural nose. I think I mean if she's more comfortable this way do you? But I think that's what I mean. She's stunning either way and I'm always going to be a fan

She taught me how to move She taught you how to move kind of I didn't see her I think about her all the time because In the movie she's all like she's forgotten how to dance And then and she like wants to be a good girl She wants to like you know appease her father and I can totally Identify with that and then and then she starts getting in touch with her truer

Sexual nature through Patrick Swayze who's was such a stud in the movie I would have fucked and at first she's all awkward trying to dance and then she gets into it She's like an amazing dancer. I think about her all the time Yeah, I just missed the part in that movie where she's on all fours twerking Oh, well, that's my move. That's not her move. What's it called hip-hop? My oh hip-hop conscious dance party conscious Because it's in the conscious. Look, there's a bar there. So for people who need to drink to loosen up I don't I don't drink. I'm dead fucking sober

the whole time but um It's it's just a place for you the consciousness like You're not there to fucking grind up I hate that when you go out dancing and these gross dudes are grinding up on you You're there to dance and it's a community of supporting each other to express Yourselves I haven't grinded in a while I don't think I see people grinding that much anymore I don't yeah, I don't think I grind much

But I would if I felt comfortable with the person but I don't feel comfortable with most people being up in my space Grinding you like up like I like to dance with a lot of my girlfriends because I feel safe with them. I know they're not trying to like lick my puss, but You know if I feel like a dude's only dance with me because he wants to get inside of my vagina I'm like, I'm just trying to dance right now. What about just the mouth? I don't I don't really like to even just kiss if I'm not Feeling it because I'm like, oh your tongue's in my mouth. I don't like do I like you? Like do I want your tongue in my mouth?

I'm assuming so if you allow that to happen right right right But I haven't I haven't even kissed in eight or nine months because it's just no one's really moved me that much Like he's just laughing I want to talk about you know aliens and spiritual like I want to connect on all those those layers and There's a lot of layers. Yeah, there's a lot of layers. It's hard for me to Have you tried to I mean, I don't mean to to date or like yeah, like you're like, yeah, so fucking pterodactylporn to like good That's great. I'll see you later. No, they would love that. Are you fucking everyone's a sicko? Um, no I I tried tinder years ago for a second. I went on like one date and a breeding is tarot for free

I was like, I'm just Free therapy like it was just like you read it guys tarot on your tinder day because it was like awkward and I just You know, I just was like, okay, I'll read your tarot. Like dates are awkward. I don't like first dates I'm so I so believe that there's a divine plan with life and Insynchronousity and things lining up that I just feel that the right thing is just going to happen and fall into place when it's meant to So I'm not really that worried about the dating thing like sometimes not having sex sucks But honestly, I also get you ti is pretty easily So I I haven't had my vagina burning in the last eight or nine months and that's a win

so You got to really look at like the bright side of things I haven't had a dick inside me in eight or nine months, but I also haven't had to take any antibiotics for a burning pussy Thank you. That is a good way to look at it. Yeah, you always got to see the bright side glass half full But you got to drink the whole tire glass if you don't want your vagina to burn My glass is going to be filled with cranberry juice. Yeah, which doesn't always work if there's all that sugar in it Oh, and I started rapping that's happened Since we last talked started rapping everybody. Oh my god

Which was very exciting because as I did the healing work at a nowhere, how did that happen? So Yeah, I was doing all this healing work and I've been writing poetry since I was 11 and rap is rhythmic african-american poetry So it's really just poetry to music Um, and I had dated three white dude rappers And I think that sometimes you date People did you really? Yeah, I did. Okay. My my ex-fiancée joe. His name was fresh joe

His rap name fresh. He was the freshest and the bestest. Okay Shout and he had a great dick as well Fresh joe with a thick dick. Sorry. I said that Um, I was about to describe it more than I have respect for people. So I did it. Um, but anyway Him and then my ex aton you met aton. He's a rapper And then another person who doesn't like me to mention that we did So he thinks I'll talk about it too much Probably that's fair. Um, but yeah, I dated and then I realized even when I was dating the last person

Because he was very conscious and awake. He's it. I love him. He's a great soul. But um We kind of talked about it. I was like, maybe I want to rap like I was like, maybe I'm like trying to like get that. I'm trying to fuck the white dude rapper out of me Because I think that we often date people that represent parts of ourselves We have yet to bring up within us like I've dated a lot of very obviously angry men Because I was caving in on all my self-hate and my anger So I was dating people who were expressing it more because I had yet to get in touch with mine So I suddenly was like, I'm gonna try rapping and it just I've written like 20 raps like they just

Flow out of me. I can definitely say some of it for you. I have one called labia game I'm gonna be rapping live time at break fray and I also have one called pussy teeth But then I have really spiritual ones too that are less aggressive But these ones help me get out my anger pussy teeth pussy teeth and labia game Yeah, because I'm the baddest bitch in the labia game Kate yeah Oh, I'm just gonna get weirder and weirder So labia game we're meant to be artists like that's why I love frida callow is because she was an artist

pussy teeth Yeah, so for anyone who tries to hit on me because I look sweet and innocent I wrap some of the lines from that and then they walk away. I'm like, that's what I thought bitch They might be just walking away because of your rap No, I'm a great rapper actually, but thanks for the I mean, I don't know. I haven't heard you rap. I'm pretty good I mean, I don't have music right now, but I can give you some of the pussy teeth lines Would you like to hear some of it? Do you guys want to hear? Yeah, I do. Okay. I won't do the whole thing

But oh and I was at the Apollo Uh a couple months ago and I got to rap at the Apollo How much what it was a make like they loved it But they're my friend video taped it and you can hear one lady go during my rap. She's like this bitch crazy And I was like, yes, I made it Um, they loved me because they're so free in that theater like that space and the energy They are so live and like even if they thought I was fucking weird. They were still about me like they got my energy They knew I meant it from the heart like they knew I'm just a fucking weirdo and they were about it. It was great

It's on youtube if you want to Check it out. What do I have to type in? Kate will for the Apollo. Okay. Okay, but I'll still do some of it But you'll see that I have like pretty much two of the both And this is pussy teeth. This is pussy teeth. Okay This is so fun. Okay. Look at this truck driver making the pussy licking sign I'll peg you in the ass. I'm not yours. You're mine. You sure you want to fuck this? My pussy got teeth your dick gets mangled when my cookie queef your pussy has teeth

You're crazy. No dumbass. It's a metaphor about my feminine anger. Can you possibly bore anymore? Snore My vagina wields a knife not careful. It'll cut you don't hit on that one. She's a loudmouth Jew Jews ain't sure when it comes to me. She says shit that makes me feel scarred My dick keeps going from soft to hard. I'll fart in your mouth I don't care if you find me sexy before you go south think twice. I'm testy That's just some of that. Oh my god You just said you were gonna thank you Fart in your mouth. You fart in people's mouths. Yeah, that's how I'm gonna know who my soulmate is

He's gonna be able to get through all of that and be like, yeah, you fucking fucking fart in my mouth And I'll be and I never will actually want to this is gonna be quite the search. I'm gonna warn you now I don't think it's gonna be quite the search. Um, yeah, uh I also just shaved my legs this week. I had my leg hair was fully out like I literally had grown my leg hair out I was wearing like booty shorts throughout I live in westfield, which is like a really nice suburb. I was like leg hair booty shorts Like I'm really trying to embrace the artist and I want To like question stereotypes, you know what I mean? Like why do girls have to shave their legs?

Like that doesn't make sense Because we're told to I fucking arm hair. Why you have a problem with my leg hair With all that fur in your back and I'm supposed to care. Oh my god. What do you see that bitch has hair in her legs? What is this called? Mammal did you forget while masturbating to a chick bag an animal? That's another What is that part of pussy teeth? Oh, that's that's pussy teeth. So pussy is just like an angry Yeah, it's like it's me claiming we kind of talked about collie the deity collie on our and when we had our podcast She's this deity. She's the dark mother. She's like here to chop the heads off the ego

So we can lead with our heart and I call on collie so much because there's this feminine and men can have it too it's this like rage about Yeah, like taking down this patriarchy That's holding all of us down. It's not men versus women It's holding all of us in this very like dog eat dog kind of system. That's it's time to crumble out with the old and with the new Pussy teeth pussy teeth dedicated to collie ma Well at this point, I don't know where the fuck to go honestly, I'm having so much fun. I can't believe like

I don't even know what to say. I feel like a lot's changed since we've seen each other You just wrapped a lot of fucking You just said you were gonna fart in someone's mouth. Yeah I've never done that. I would actually be very mortified if that did happen But I feel like my soulmate and I would get through it. I'm gonna be honest here since you're being so honest. Okay, please do I've done that by accident not in a mouth. But like while you're getting a blowjob. Yeah That's my house. Sorry. It wasn't my fault and I feel bad. How is it not your fault? Did she punch you in the stomach? No, I mean obviously it was my fault. Actually, I like to blame nature

Because like it was the divine plan for that to happen. I think most dudes can like Relate that sometimes you're having sex or you're getting blown and you're like I could fart right now Yeah, but obviously I'm not going to so I'm trying to suck that up. Yeah, and you try to suck it back in Yeah, and then You know, it was too big. I had been drinking beers that night. So there was Carbonation building up in my intestines. Yeah or wherever and uh intestines sounds right. Yeah, yeah, let's call it that and um

It just so happened that as I came I farted because it was like a release Oh god, so she's having a deal at that. You're and here's the weird fucking blue alien semen that joe tells no one about No one said anything and you're farting and I don't really made that I Uh I just felt like being creative. What do you want from me? I don't really know No one said anything though, but I know she heard it because I heard it and I'm further away than she is

You know, so you actually I love how you like had such a reaction to me say I'll fart in your mouth You had a reaction because you've done that. No, I had a reaction. I've never farted and I've queued you You said that you were like gonna you're gonna purposely do that. I did that and I was mortified about it's saying I don't give a fuck if you like so many girls care about oh is this person gonna think I'm sexy I have to be a certain way and the song's about like I don't give a fuck if you find me sexy It's an aggressive like I have a lot of anger and that's the point is as I healed I now have a positive outlet to channel my aggression like I'm a huge fan of m&m You know because he's taken his anger and his experience in life and he's funneled it into such an amazing art form. I mean he's

He's a rap god like he has a song calling himself a rap god and he has he's a rap god I love you m&m So you're gonna start making albums or what's going on? Yeah, I am. Are you really? So I have about 20 songs. I'm only gonna do you know a normal amount, but um You know, I have funny ones aggressive ones and then I have like very spiritual out there ones and um I'm gonna have like I'm right now just trying to get good at it But I want to have someone who's like really good with music I want to do like funky stuff like I want to take like some opera sounds and do you ever hear like hip-hop opera kind of sounds

It's oh, you'd love it. So I want to like be really I want to mix different styles Anyone listening wants to help um ex kanye west. I'm sure he's listening. I would love to work with kanye Is he a big are you guys buds now? I know you in the rock or like I don't know kanye west yet Did you see uh ninja from die ontward uh his story who? I'm probably saying it. Do you guys know die ontward?

He so ninja one of the rappers from the group has this amazing story on facebook about hanging out with kanye west Did you see it? It's called banana pudding No, no Oh, okay Great story So yeah, he tells an amazing story about what it was like hanging with kanye and he's yeah, so you should watch that It's on youtube too Are you still getting a lot of hits on youtube or is it mostly facebook now?

youtube You're a youtube star. Shane loved my son. I have a son. He's almost 11 very proud of his mom No, he's actually the best kid ever i'm giving him guitar lessons. He has his own podcast now He wants to have joe on it He thinks joe might be funnier than me, which is very hurtful But no, he's just used to this. I said that to him. I'm like, I guess when you grow up around fine china You want to go to target dishes? It's cool Is that what you tell yourself?

I just start crying I'm the target dishes um I'm probably dishes that you'd find at a weird thrift store that like has some weird enchantments spell on them So they look like they're normal dishes and then boom bitch now you're flying because you ate off my plate Do you ever just like stop say it like? Enchantment like why did you have to we were talking about plates? And you went right to potions and spells where god led me joe

Were you into like witchcraft when you were younger? No, I was pretty atheist up until um That has nothing to do with witchcraft years ago No, why would no witch witchcraft meaning like I didn't believe in any weird shit if you said, what's your sign years ago? I'd be like fuck off No, I mean like you never like tried to sacrifice a squirrel so that you could put a spell on the kid I'm a huge animal lover. I never told you about my story where I breastfed a squirrel You took the hair of a breastfed a squirrel once Not I didn't directly put the squirrel up to my boob. I found a

I found a squirrel a baby pinky squirrel that had been injured by a cat. What's a pinky squirrel? It's like a baby squirrel Okay, they're that I have a joke about this by the way. So it is in my apollo thing too but Found a found a pinky squirrel had been really injured and I wanted to save it at the time. I was still nursing my son So I was like, oh, okay. Well, I drink cow's milk. Why can't the squirrel drink my human milk? So I squeezed my breast milk into a cup and took an eyedropper and fed it and the squirrel died It was really sad I don't know

Like I like when I think when I fight I won't let myself really feel into it because I like Sobbed like I we buried it. It was so sad. I thought I was going to be my best friend. You killed a squirrel No, it was already injured poisoned. It was already attacked. I think it was already dying It definitely wasn't because of my milk because my milk is really good milk um It's just really sad I don't know what to say to you because do you ever see they have like uh videos on facebook of like squirrel best friends

Where people like raise squirrels and they're like so cute. So I wanted that I wanted it to be my squirrel best friend forever But it would have been hard because I'm divorced to have joint custody of a squirrel and shame Although now I have joint custody of Shane and his dog his dog jada comes over half the time now Because my ex-husband Jason got the dog from and now I moved closer to my ex-husband's house So now I have the dog half the time and oh my god one time I got really high. I had a pot brownie for myself And I thought jada was gonna eat my face off Because I was like, yeah, and jada's like the small little cute thing But I like I got attacked when I was younger by a dog

So I was like looking at I was high as shit and that was like yo This dog's gonna bite my face off. So I ran into my room and closed the door real quick and called allison my shaman friend I was like, oh my god. I'm not doing okay. Jada's gonna bite me and she's like, no, this is a lesson She's like you got this you can you are you have fought too hard and too long She's like you can get through this pot brownie And I did I got through it. So I went back in the room And then jada Started talking to me like I swear to like not like talking talking but like animal talking like

I started having a panic attack and I swear to god. She went and put her little dog paws on my heart Like dogs are fucking woke. Okay, and she put her little dog paws on my heart calm me Down like she's like she was like bitch calm down. You know what I mean? I was part of the pack and she's like, yo, you're losing your shit dog calm down And she stood over me and started licking my face and I hate dog kisses because it smells And she and I let her and then I realized in that moment dog spelled backwards is god

And I was like god just spoke to me and it said bitch calm the fuck down get your shit together So did I not say to fucking prepare yourselves like I That was a windy path Yeah, I do like smoking sometimes by myself. It's so crazy how smoking pots illegal here That's so fucking stupid What it's so stupid that that marijuana is illegal here It just blows my mind because like, you know, I kind of have to hide it from my son kind of

I let him know that I spoke sometimes because I don't like to lie. You told him that you smoke weed Yeah Because I think it's stupid. It's illegal. I think it's bullshit. What does he say? At well first he was he was like, wow, I think about you differently He said that knife through my heart. Yeah, and I was so upset and I got upset and I was like, oh my god You think less of me. He goes, no, no, no, I didn't say I think less of you. He goes. I just said I think different He's my son is a guru He's the one when he was five that said I came down here to wake you up. No, no, no

I said different. I said different That's different But I let him have it because at first I wanted to like Control it and be like, no, don't think differently me differently of me. And then I was like, okay You're allowed to have that process. I get it because kids are taught like through the dare program That weed is like blah. It's a monster. It's like heroin, you know So I'm glad in a way. I'm like, yeah weed is not like heroin. Mommy's not doing meth upstairs She's smoking some weed and dancing twerking and afraid of your dog

No, well, yeah, but jade and I are good now But she's like very needy And it was a lot for me until I embraced my own neediness Which I've done now. I'm glad you're on good terms with the dog that I love Jada now. She's like my little nugget friend I love her could have been the squirrel. She's crazy though. I know her and the squirrel killed. She's crazy. She When she sees a big dog, she freaks and the last time she saw the big dog She like got out of her freaking leash Ran up to this big dog crazy and I thought she was about to get killed. I thought the dog was gonna for sure

Get her and the dog. Thank god was a sweetheart, but she's I think she has um post traumatic stress disorder From what? Well, we adopted her and I think she was really abused by other dogs Like that she was like in a hoarder's place where they had all these pets that they were mistreating and I think she was mistreated Adopt don't shop I shopped Wow, you're a dick You're you're in joe sanagato the ceo who's gonna own half of new york city one day. Of course you have a fucking

bread dog I have a dog at home. So I didn't want to get one that was going to brawl with him Okay, that's fair. I'm sorry. I judged you everyone. Do what you want to do follow your heart Is that better? Pussy teeth as well as well. Maybe a game Yeah, uh, I have other ones. I've caught one a song called underestimated. Um, which about people underestimating me Am I in there? No, you never underestimated me. I don't think so. I think you always knew my power

I did a dramatic that was so corny My power just looked like a psycho um No, you always believed in me like we met when we met at elite daily We always got along. You thought I was nuts Such a dork so, I mean I'm gonna I just I don't know where to go

Honestly, you stumped me I don't get stumped often. I'll be honest with you. Really? I feel like I always stumped you There were always so many times on the podcast. You're like, hey, I don't know what to fucking say I guess you're the one you want to talk about aliens. How much time do we have? I don't know how long you've been recording 56 minutes, so we're gonna have to wrap it up. Okay. I'm sorry. I know you can rattle off You can go on and on about fucking aliens are real The positive ones are here to help us evolve. So just keep an open mind Keep an open mind

All right, uh, well If you're not watching this you can go to fullscreen.com slash baseman yard and put in the promo code basement for a free month And then it's six dollars a month after that Also, you're gonna get the extra yard, which we're going to be on and kate's going to read my tarot cards Yeah, or is that the right terminology you said it you nailed it Where can they find you if they want to contact you kate? Well Invasion of privacy is my podcast

I still have tons of episodes with me and joe So if you want to go to the beginning you can hear both of us and my spiritual journey our spiritual journey together Because I kind of got weirder and weirder through the podcast up until we had some good conversations on that podcast Yeah, it's like either sex or spirituality. Yeah, that was it So yeah, check out my podcast invasion of privacy sound cloud and iTunes and then break free come to my dance party It's on event bright. It's gonna be fucking wild June 29th twerking twerking twerking All right, well that is all And we'll see you next time. Bye