The Basement Yard - The Return Of Davino

Episode Date: November 14, 2017

On this episode, we're talking about Lady Gaga & other things. I don't remember. I have a headache. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Welcome back to the basement yard today. I'm joined by Frankie who's here all the time and a returning guest Make it a debut not a debut, but he's going back you in the month of October, right? It's November now Anthony DeVino is back. Whose birthday is it? There you go Uh-huh better than ever his face is beat red for some I've never been on a podcast with DeVino I'm out. Oh before we start this Joey. How long has this podcast been going on for? Two years two years. I've been waiting for this day two fucking years to be on with Frankie. I've never yeah I've never been on with DeVino. I Waited this today is gonna be a good day. I didn't know I'm honestly. I'm not even kidding. I'm worried about where this is gonna go
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah, no, I waited so long. We know joke. We're like, oh, what are we gonna talk about it? And then Joey said he's like maybe we shouldn't talk about this because DeVino's on the podcast. Yeah, what was the topic? We're gonna get to it We're gonna talk about am I gonna go crazy? No, no, no, you just have you just you know, you're just a psychopath Yeah, I mean yeah, why is your face beat red? Um, I work outdoors and it was cold today. Why is your hair beat gray? Okay, by the way guys, I just want to inform everyone DeVino is like a huge lady gaga fan out of nowhere Out of nowhere. I bought tickets to her concert tomorrow Mohegan son You just connected tomorrow and Mohegan son because our concert is at a tube. Okay, never mind
Starting point is 00:01:28 I like I this is come out of nowhere. This is time out. Is that 10? Yes, no, you can't really quick. I just want to hold it. No, I just want to see what we're doing a podcast All right, but while you talk here we go ADD enough Fold your hands DeVino like out of nowhere started liking Lady Gaga last time I saw him He wore camo and went hunting and now he He wants to throw glitter on now. He literally said he wants to throw glitter on I want to walk into that arena full of glitter head to toe All I know is you'll probably leave full of glitter. I'm gonna. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna show you right now. What happened. I
Starting point is 00:02:01 Want to hold that he goes. How's the camera? What the camera's great DeVino? I have two cameras on because I had one sip of a spiked seltzer and he's going crazy Yeah, number two. He's drinking a truly spiked seltzer. Oh, you know in an underarmor sweatshirt I'm pretty sure that's the biggest contradiction in you know, I'm just it's happened DeVino will text me ten times a row and then the last one will be yo, I have to go. I'm digging stop texting me Yeah, what were you digging? Pit why are you rubbing me? No, I'm I'd my new job. I have to dig gas lines
Starting point is 00:02:35 Whatever the fuck I had to dig up gas lines and we change him. Oh you work for cun Ed. No. Yeah, kind of basically Nice. How's that spike seltzer? Delicious and thirsty. How's your tits? I'm very big Oh Boy, oh boy, I'm afraid of where this is going But as DeVino's drinking a spike seltzer Joey and I have Bourbon. Oh, yeah, cuz we're men Yeah, I can't drink whatever the fuck I want
Starting point is 00:03:05 What was all that? I don't know what that was. Are you okay? Yeah, well, did you have a stroke? You sound like a Smurf sometimes. Yeah, that happens. Yeah, how you been by the way? I haven't let the phone go Hey, man, I haven't seen you in a while, you know a lot has changed like what happened. Did you vote no? Oh, did you vote no? I didn't you didn't guys in vote? Yeah, I didn't know how to they want to change the Constitution dick No, they want to rewrite it for what because they want to take a pension and annuity out. So yeah, I voted no Hey, I didn't good. I didn't even know we won we won we won. Yeah, they can't change the Constitution Constitution, you know a bunch of people bunch of white dudes Lincoln
Starting point is 00:03:49 No, I think it was a little before him We what what president was Lincoln? Um? This is gonna be in this be a quizzing to be no show I'm gonna say two seriously Eight are your guests is eight seven You're going five. You're going lower five. That is my final answer. No, no, it's seriously like what what number? Do you think he's getting hit by this truly? Look at him. He's like I just broke Do you know I'm gonna pull up a list of presidents three three three. That's it. No, no serious serious guess three. Don't ask me again Okay, well it's 16. That's like the one of the only ones I know. Yeah, I know like
Starting point is 00:04:30 Honestly, I know one who's one two George Washington. There you go. Who's two? Um, come on. Eddie Roosevelt. Nope Nope after both of them by the way I don't know Joe to his Adams to his Adams. Yes, was I um, I'm fine number three is TJ. Who's that? TJ TJ Perkins TJ Thomas Jefferson In what was that he invented a light bulb? Yes, he did Yes, he did he invented the light bulb. I'm just kidding who invented the light bulb Oh
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah, just pull up quiz questions. I'm a citizen. How many how yeah. Yeah. Oh, what else did Thomas Edison invent the kite He's dead goodbye It's hot in here, huh? Take off your clothes. Yeah, who's the 45th president Obama Obama Obama no news 44 news 44. Good. That's good though. 45 is your boy. Do you know how many presidents? Can you actually push? Yeah? Don't don't repeat it just make sure you know what he said he said that 45 he goes 45 was Obama was like no 45 is right now your boy and he goes George Bush. I didn't hear you say your boy. I definitely did I heard Donald Trump Yeah, he's doing. Okay. Don't we're not gonna do that Do you know how many presidents? Can you actually name? Um, not a lot
Starting point is 00:06:12 Can you name ten Bill Clinton one good job? George Bush, okay, his dad. What what are their initials? You know the one that we like that we lived during right George W. Bush. There you go. And his father was George I Hamilton George H. Bush. Yes, there you go. Okay. We got three now three Obama four Trump five. I can't believe he's on that list. Don't
Starting point is 00:06:47 Thomas Jefferson six You named like four before Abraham Lincoln. There you go. Bush. I mean George Washington. Okay. What's that seven? Yeah, eight eight two more That's it John F. Kennedy, there you go one more Come on one more you got it We said Don't hold my hand. Um
Starting point is 00:07:16 There's one that you said before oh I don't know seriously. You can't name one more person. Um, I'm scared. I don't know now cuz I'm like on the mic Come on, are you kidding me? Um? Ben Franklin no literally was never president there were like 30 other people you could have named and Franklin he says I don't know Frank. You can't come on. Give me one. You said Teddy Roosevelt before Teddy Roosevelt. That's it That's ten. There we go. I'm done. Oh My god, it's good. I wish I could find just like don't start with you ever question. I don't know quiz When we quizzed Ahmed in Vegas was the funniest thing in my entire life. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:08:01 Joey, so we were in Vegas and we were quizzing Ahmed It was like 4 a.m. We were just hanging out bullshitting and I was just you know Like Ahmed was going on his rant telling me he legitimately believes I'm the ugliest person. He knows and that's okay I'm fine with that Um, and then he I was like starting to quiz him just to see how stupid he was which he did not disappoint. Yeah, and Boy, he was just giving every wrong answer and I just wanted him to feel confident about himself I let him know he was right. Do you think Divina knows the answer to those questions? No, I don't know. I just Google trivia questions for kids
Starting point is 00:08:36 Divino come on. Take it that take a test. All right. Here we go. Ready first one What sweet food made by bees using nectar what sweet food wait what the body right the question like this What sweet food is made by bees using nectar from flowers? I'm gonna go with honey Joe Name the school that Harry Potter attended Cheese look at this. I know a movie that is from Hogwarts Craft and wizardry bonus. What can you name the four houses of Hogwarts Slytherin Gryffindor Hufflepuff. Hmm Ravenclaw Let's go
Starting point is 00:09:17 No, I'm remember the movie Slytherin was let and Slytherin remember. Oh, yeah, I didn't get that Which country is home to the kangaroo? Australia and what's a baby kangaroo named a Joey? What tree do acorns come from I'm gonna go with the damage to mean I don't know this one wait an acorn tree No, oh Oak tree oh Which country sent an armada to attack Britain in 1588 to be no This is for kids. Yes. This is easy when you think about it. So this is with the red coats
Starting point is 00:09:59 Which country sent an armada to attack Britain in 1588. Oh, I think I know England No, no, if you say armada is it Spain? Yeah, yeah, Spanish armada. That's the only armada. I know I don't know what the fucking armada is What color is the top of the rainbow? What would you say Red G biff dude, Roy G biff dog Okay
Starting point is 00:10:29 Let's try to find a good one. How many colors are there in a rainbow to be seven? Wow This kid. Yo, you're honestly shocking me right now. I didn't think you were dumb. I just didn't think you knew a lot Which Italian city is famous famous for its leaning tower Close enough pizza pizza. Oh, it's from pizza. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Good job. Yes. Oh, good job And these questions are too easy now, no, it is pizza. I swear to God Which country is closest to New Zealand, Australia, yeah Look at you. I wouldn't have on a guy from there Tika white tee tee who directed Thor Ragnarok Anyways next was it a good movie? Great movie. I'll go see it. You should go see it. Hmm. Was it talking to you?
Starting point is 00:11:20 I'm so sorry All right, these are these some of them are really easy. How many legs does the spider have eight good What's the name of the pirate in Peter Pan hook? He's smarter than the average bear, but what's the name of the most famous resident of Jellystone Park? Hey boo boo. Oh Yogi bear. Yeah, sir How many rings make up the symbol of the Olympic games? Six. Nope. Nope. Five. Yep. Yep
Starting point is 00:11:50 In which continent is the country of Egypt found? You don't I don't know there's in which continent is the country of Egypt found. Oh, um, Frankie, no, no, no, what is it? I don't know Frank. You don't know name the seven continents and then think which one it most likely fits I'm not gonna name them. It's Africa. Thank you. It's Africa How many grams are there in a kilogram? Come on Frankie a thousand a thousand. Yep. See kilo Have a keel on my trunk By what tile you don't have a trunk. I don't have a trunk divino this one's for you
Starting point is 00:12:27 By what title were the leaders of ancient Egypt? No Faro's You've been playing a lot of assassins creed My guy I'm but in your shirt. No, what is the colored part of the human eye called? I know this. Yeah, you do a corn I know this Yeah, you do a corn
Starting point is 00:12:50 Yes, yes, exactly a cornea cornea. No, but that's a good part of the eye But you're not cool. Don't leave the corn out. Look at me. It's the word. I is in it. Yeah, cornea It's a good Google doll song. Oh, it's really good Google doll song Iris I love that song. I love that song sing it. I I Just blacked out The giant pandas diet is almost entirely made up of bamboo look at you, you know weird things stranger things
Starting point is 00:13:36 I Great show, right? Amazing. All right, you know I'm to divina. I gotta get away from season three Don't spoil it. I don't know if there will be there will be divina. I got I got a good one. Shut up Name the planets in a row first of all first of all how many planets? How many planets do we have is circa 19? Circa 1999 or there's Mars count When I'd say so I'll accept two answers for how many planets do we have just because of recent Things that have happened. What happened
Starting point is 00:14:09 How many fucking planets to be no 11? No 11 planets name the 11 planets to be no No, no, how many I don't need nine. Oh, yeah So can we get them in order? Oh, I don't know in order. Oh, just try Saturn. Nope Saturn You think is the closest the motor rings earth? Nope. You think we're the closest to this Pluto no, that's the first Mars Literally mercury. Yes. Yes, Jupiter. No Come on Mercury's first Nope, no, no, no, no, no, no, what is it?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Yeah, you go Venus Venus Venus a second who's third? Nope, no, it's a very popular planet literally probably right now the most popular. Yeah Nope Okay, the fourth now we have four. No, there was a movie that came out with Matt Damon Now we're on to number five I I don't know number five. I always stop it. Stop these two up. Stop looking at him. Just fucking give me answers You you already named that one Frankie doesn't know I don't know. I just say what's five. What's nice? No, you said Venus. You said it. It's a second one Saturn
Starting point is 00:15:39 No Pluto. No, no, why Pluto's last? Let's just get that out of the way Death Death Star The death star is I don't know. What is it Jupiter? Then it's Saturn Saturn then the farthest before Pluto is no then there's Uranus then yeah, you tune X Oh, Uranus then Neptune. I forgot about that diner Great diner. It is a good diner really good diner
Starting point is 00:16:08 Anyway Do we have any more that you can give them? There was one that I just saw but I can't find it out because my computer is freezing. Oh, no, there's an ad. There's an ad What's that guy in the corner of the room is the is the planet Jupiter larger or smaller than Earth Smaller, of course it is of course it is Who's that guy in the corner of the room? That's just a random Asian dude. That's how to hot that I just have my I don't like them there. Do you know how many lungs do the human have to? You're fucking bet your little ass all we do if you didn't know that then you should die Wow
Starting point is 00:16:44 How many bones and how many bones in the adult 156? Wow, you got it 156, what is it 204 206 206? If you suffer from arachnophobia What animal are you afraid of? Arachnophobia terrified of wolves come on do we know what's an arachnid? I don't know Oh boy one of those nights That's a lady Gaga, I heard it. That's not Lady Gaga not everything is Lady Gaga right now
Starting point is 00:17:23 No, I literally how un-jealous I could be yeah, I'm not gonna be I'm more jealous I didn't spend a lot so doesn't matter. Okay. I'm more sympathetic that you're going than jealous. I feel like She's like Madonna today She's Madonna. That's a legitimate comparison What's wrong with her music? I just don't like it. I don't know if there is a Madonna It's too in my face Madonna called her a piece of shit because she's that good That makes I just feel like Lady Gaga kind of disappeared. Yeah, cuz she's no fucked up in that
Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah, what I'm saying like what? Why'd you say that? You know Documentary yeah, she goes like the she has depression and shit right? Yeah, I mean messed up She's just broken hip the only thing that gets to me about Lady Gaga. She broke her hip. Yeah, that should break her hip I think she's on stage. That's why she went at my A for a long time She canceled the whole tour because of that. This is the only thing that bothers me about Lady Gaga I think Kesha who I could not care less about a lot of glitter. I oh, I imagine Kesha more or less than Lady
Starting point is 00:18:29 Hofstra you saw at Hofstra. Yeah, I should have a college party 303 and Kesha 303 at a college party. Just 303 don't trust I don't trust a home don't trust me Don't trust a hoe never trust a hoe that Okay, so that's 303. I could have done with that all that. Oh, that was good. Thank you No, um, okay But what were we saying before you interrupted me?
Starting point is 00:19:10 I'm fucking oh the reason I'm not so crazy about Lady Gaga is because she's just like one of those like artists That's just like so into her art. It's like no, she's not see she's not no. Yes. She is. Did you see her? You know, I was a big no I was a big David Bowie I am a big David Bowie fan And after he passed away, she was the one that did the tribute for him at the Grammys And if you watch like her tribute, she like convulsed his and she says like she gets so into her It's like that's dumb enough. I don't want to watch You watch her documentary now
Starting point is 00:19:41 She doesn't do all that shit anymore because that's a shit that made her like all like fucked up Like she doesn't dress up like an idiot no more Okay, so then you can argue that it's bullshit then and she can't like confront No, because she felt like she had to do that just to like so then it's not real It's just to make people happy that it's not authentic. It's it's it's now That's stupid. She can't even go outside and like meet people because like it like it fucks with her like depression and like anxiety Yeah, just watch the documentary. I feel I'm not I promise you I'm not gonna. I'm gonna take your word for it I'm not saying that she's not a person. I'm not saying she doesn't have her own demons
Starting point is 00:20:17 Think about how uncomfortable you are when a stranger just like approaches you And not and not in like a like a bar or a place a place where you're like it's normal Just like randomly like eating dinner and someone comes off the street and like yo honestly It's weird. I can confidently say that I have never been that person to get uncomfortable by that she um She like her just going outside to like like meet fans like fucked with her head like like Like like she would go out like a teacher in shorts now like she's that she doesn't care anymore I really struggle with with that concept. I
Starting point is 00:20:51 struggle with that concept because I think like if you're getting yourself in the in the arena of being a celebrity in terms of being an actor an actress a singer In TV any anything I feel like that comes with a certain territory that you need to kind of almost be comfortable with Now I get it people have their own personal things that they need a battle, but yeah, I like I that that concept to me It's like very if you're that Upset by fame why put yourself in that environment? You know what I mean? Well, that's why she stopped on that shit I disagree Like I don't think like like when people say that stuff like what you signed up for it
Starting point is 00:21:27 Like I am like these people are like artists like you know, I have to do this but then again Frank I'm Joey. Um, I was with them Andrea and I was like maybe she's just doing this all for attention like just do more I mean, you know, she I don't I don't think that she's one to put out a documentary just to be like Hey, everyone look at me. She she has the clout to that she has the fame already. She doesn't need any more I'm gonna get really deep into it like in her documentary that that that new album that she brought out her tours called Joanne Joanne is her dad's Sister who died at 19 years old She never met her because she died at 19, but she wrote a song about her name the album and says she is Joanne
Starting point is 00:22:07 So like when I was watching I was telling you I was like, I'm maybe she's just seeking attention like she's never met What are you singing about her for? No, I mean everyone has their own, you know, emotional connections to people and who are we to judge, you know I'm not judging. I'm saying Lady Gaga says that she is Joanne. Yeah, okay in the in the documentary. She's like this is I'm sure it's not like I am her reincarnation. I'm sure, you know, like I kind of like what Jim Carrey does Andy Kaufman Yeah, exactly, which I does that come out next Friday. Oh, I heard Jim Carrey hit rock bottom. No, he's just lost his mind Yeah, that's what I heard. I disagree. I think he found his mind really What do you mean what comes out next week? What so next Friday's a big day another big day Last week so we got Star Wars battlefront. Yes. We got Justice League
Starting point is 00:22:50 We have the Punisher on Netflix and we have the Andy Kaufman Jim Carrey documentary Yeah, I'll tell you right now like if you guys haven't seen the movie There's a movie called man on the moon. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. I I swear to God That and Truman show to me. We're just like ridiculous. Wait, what's going on with Jim Carrey? What is this a documentary about because he filmed a movie called man on the moon It's it's based off of this guy Andy Kaufman who was on he was he was like a comedian slash people argue He's like a social commentator back in the 70s and 80s, right and it's like controversial shit very basically it's like his life and he's acting as him, but he
Starting point is 00:23:29 He stayed in character the entire time and he swears that Andy kind of Put himself in his body. Yeah, it's just like whatever and They and he was kind of like an asshole or whatever and Jim Carrey during that filming with that whole movie was kind of in character the entire time and just Being Andy Kaufman and like doing this over-the-top shit and like whatever you hear you hear about like how like Leonardo DiCaprio It was like is like a method actor and ate like a raw liver in order to get ready for the revenant like Jim Carrey Lived as Andy Kaufman basically for the entirety of the filming of that movie and you see like they pull the curtains back And they show you kind of like what was going on and like people that are in the movie knew Andy Kaufman in real life
Starting point is 00:24:10 And they're like this is like the exact same shit. It looks really Dude I saw that movie I texted you when I saw that I was like I was moved by that emotional Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw was I was like this is unbelievable because the last scene. Yeah is ridiculous I'm like I still like the biggest thing about him is like people say so he passed away which is not like a spoiler it's news and Everyone always says like his biggest joke and he always said his biggest joke was he was gonna fake his death and come back Yeah, people are like is he actually fucking dead because like at his funeral was like a closed casket and shit like that Wait, what was man on the moon about?
Starting point is 00:24:54 Exactly what we were just talking about The reason it's called man on the moon is because this band called REM in the 90s released a song called man on the moon about Andy Kaufman I'll watch it if you believe they put a man on the moon I Heard from a friend. Yes, which we all know who um, no, we don't Dylan told me Jim Carrey like literally lost his mind like he talks about the Illuminati. He says I am not Jim Carrey like well Here's the thing I'm a huge fan of it all that stuff like
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Starting point is 00:26:40 basement So DeVino anyway, what are you doing? You're crushing those chips I'm saying like no you're eating them like This kid can't have anything come to the mic come to the mic you moron so People who think is people like We talked about this briefly With shy a little buff. Oh my god. That kid is done. Well, here's the thing, right?
Starting point is 00:27:06 So the thing with Shia and with Jim Carrey, which I do think they're a little different I think shy is a little more crazy. No, I don't like using the word crazy but with Jim Carrey, I feel like he didn't go crazy, but I Don't want to say like lightened but he is it's like his body is now like a part of the earth Like he sees things on a much grander scale and he talks about things on a grander scale How does he dress the exact same what which has nothing to do with it? But like he during an interview was like they were like, how are you and he's like I'm not here None of us are here
Starting point is 00:27:39 We're all on this plane of existence that doesn't exist like it's just very like very large picture here rock bottom That's that's why it's not it's not you know what I mean? It's not and when he says I'm not Jim Carrey What what he means is like I'm not this guy that everyone knew painted a picture of like that's Jim Carrey Like that's not me like you only know because I'm in these fucking movies You know what I mean? So it's like things that they say these people They you know at to the naked eye can look crazy, but I feel like there's a deeper meaning that people don't really You have to you have to really like is look into it. I mean done making movies. I like I feel like sure for a while He'll be done. He's been a lot more into his artwork. He's actually been painting a lot and shit like that
Starting point is 00:28:21 Is painting good? Yeah, they're pretty good. Dude. There there's a Commencement speech that he did unbelievable Dude, it's it's it's ridiculous. He said he's like you can fail doing what you hate So why not fail doing what you love and I was like, oh my god. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, no, he says What's the quote? I used to I used to I tweeted it once because I was so fucking was it like a college speech or yeah, people are graduating college and they asked him to come speak and he paints some big-ass thing and He unveiled it and then he gave the speech and you know, that was one of the things So he was saying that like his dad was like working two jobs, whatever
Starting point is 00:28:56 And then he got laid off and it was a job that he didn't even like So he's like you could fail at doing something that you don't even like so why not take a chance on doing something you love Which is you know, it makes a lot of sense. It's a good thing to say to people that are graduating college You know what I mean, but yeah, I don't think these people are like crazy. I also think that I Can't even imagine being like an actual celebrity in Hollywood. That must be the worst quality of life in the world You're not even living at that point Well, I think it has a result of kind of the way that tabloids today kind of paint pictures without having real evidence about things You know what? I mean, it's they take one story spin it and then just try to go recently. There was something in the news about
Starting point is 00:29:35 Sarah Highland who is the actress who plays like the teenage daughter Well, the good girl from modern family like the oldest daughter, right? And they ran a story about how she has like plastic surgery and she's like no, I don't like you guys the media the You know the tabloids are the reason that people have body image issues, you know And it's kind of I can see in that part of being a celebrity why it would be awful, but I I feel like that's Such a first world problem to them. No, I know, but it's like it's also just like people who need to be people and like when you treat them Just it's like weird Like they can't go they can't do anything. Yeah, well recently the stranger things kids have been under attack
Starting point is 00:30:14 Dude don't fucking attack my stranger things kids. I fucking love the kids I love them. Did you see them singing on James Corden? Dude? I am such a Finn Wolfhard go hard I follow a what's your name? Go hard for Wolfhard go hard for wait, what are they attacking the kid? Yeah, I'm making that a shirt 100% go hard for Wolfhard do it tweet at him All right shirt. Give me one too, please. What do they attack kids? No, but just like some girls like waited outside his hotel and like we're screaming for him to stop and talk to them And he walked by waves and then kept going whoo-hoo. He's fucking Finn Wolfhard. Yeah, Finn Wolfhard main character and stranger thing
Starting point is 00:30:49 Not really the main character. Well, he's like it. No, no, no the the Mike Mike. Yeah, Mike. He was the main character. I feel like in the first season. Yeah, he was more yeah, whatever, but And these like little teeny-boppers were like you fucking we made you famous Like you should stop and talk to us and like that's another thing Fan girls get this idea that they Create people and like make them famous because you're a fan of them like oh without your fans You're nothing how about without all the hours and like yeah all the hard work that I fucking put in this kid's fucking 11 years old He's on a set work in 12-hour days
Starting point is 00:31:23 Yeah, and then going that going back to fucking school and like has to try to be a regular person like what you're on fucking Twitter Saying oh, I like this guy and you deserve the world like get the fuck out of here Yeah, no, that's really fucking idiot. Let the kids rock. What am I saying, man? The girl that plays 11 She's living a dream all of them are they're literally the hottest thing right now in the world. Yeah, they're cool They're fucking awesome. How many seasons you think they're gonna make of that the director said they're doing four and done Well, this we get two more Dude, I right next year. I was they grew so much. They look so different. That's why they need to stop it Four is gonna look weird. They're gonna be like fucking 30 by then
Starting point is 00:32:01 Why not that age where it's like they're just grown like you would not believe usually stop at six Why does he want to be four and done? Where did you get that number six like usually like you're eight right eight? Who's making eight you make eight seasons of the show. Yeah Walking dead walking deads out like eight you're talking about like the best of the best So I love walking dead. It's this season's been good. It's not been good walking. That's the same fucking episode every week Hmm. I was we're gonna die. Okay Yo, if these zombies can't run and you die you deserve it
Starting point is 00:32:34 I was an avid walking dead fan, but like the last two seasons have been rough to watch I still been watching I still watch it do by the way. So one of the things that like I do sometimes Just going back to like this whole like people painting like weird pictures or whatever like I put out a video so the other day my brother ran in the New York City Marathon and I'm I'm standing there. I waited two hours in the rain just to see him for a second, right? So we're standing out in the rain And they take my phone out and I start filming people because everyone has like well Most people have like their names like across their chests or some shit
Starting point is 00:33:07 So I was filming people and I was just like acting like a fucking I was running coach And I'm like hey there you go Judy good pace good pace. That's a good pace I saw him so I did that to like a bunch of people and I was just like whatever I had no point was I was like Look at this fat bitch like I was never like that, right? It's just me saying good pace the whole time basically and I uploaded it to Facebook and you would not believe the amount of people That were like this is disgusting like usually you're funny But this is disgusting and like I can't believe that you're you know These people are trying to better themselves and you're just a douchebag like whatever and then everyone just jumps on that train because they
Starting point is 00:33:45 Believe it. I deleted it. Yeah, but like that's that goes against everything that I usually do like I usually won't delete it but that Just it Well, it just got out of hand because what I used to do on Facebook too of all places because that's usually a place where people don't People find me without even knowing me on YouTube. It's a little harder to do that But I used to just post a video and then wait and then just watch the and then in 10 minutes refresh the page and Then delete the negative comments just because not because I was hurt
Starting point is 00:34:17 but because those comments will Influence someone else's opinion before they even watch the video. Yeah mob mentality. Yeah, you know what I mean And it's just it's people that try to stick out like it's that like that to me Honestly is the same concept of people that comment on a picture or a video first like they need everyone to see You know what I mean like everyone's like great great great great great great. I need to be different. This is racist This is mythogenistic like people are just boring. That's it And they just want to like I really don't even know what it is That point yeah, where I fucking do shit like that. I hope one of you guys takes a fucking
Starting point is 00:34:52 357 and puts it in my fucking mouth Wow pulls a trigger to mm-hmm. I'm not a mad All right, what was that about? I was thinking about Why cuz I dude what how did that fucking? Sparkling seltzer really do you in or what's going on? I guarantee he hasn't finished it either fuck And finish it it's bone dry. Wow Something bone dry. Yes Speaking of showing something bone dry. Yo, what a segue dude. Yeah, I know yeah, it's segue
Starting point is 00:35:24 Do you know wait segue? You know Lucy K? No, you don't know who Lucy K is Louis C Clark Lewis and Clark. Yeah, you know Lewis and Clark. Yeah, what they do? Yeah, no, Lucy K is a famous comedian. He was one of my favorite comedians ever I know he is he I mean technically he is one of my favorite comedians I can still say that I'm a fan of his like work or whatever But you know all these allegations are coming out about all these people in Hollywood showing their dicks and Harvey Weinstein's like Forcing girls to let them eat them out or whatever the fuck. Oh, just like yeah, just like crazy. So Louis C K
Starting point is 00:36:04 Uh He there was a New York Times article that just came out There was a bunch of women who said that he would invite them to his hotel room Mm-hmm, like other comedians that were just whatever up and coming comedians basically, right? And Louis C K is like a god in the comedy world So when he's like, hey, yeah, just come to my hotel room like we'll just hang out and they're like, yeah cool like fucking awesome, you know and then He would close the door and then like he's like can I masturbate in front of you guys?
Starting point is 00:36:34 Yeah, and like What is that he would Like also to talk on the phone with people and like they would say that like he would just sway the conversation into like his sexual fantasies And like the women on the phone would be like I could hear him jerking off Yeah, like he'd be like they'd be like, oh, you know, I'm thinking about doing this for myself. He's like, yeah, that sounds good, too What about like if I fuck your face like it just like got like out of control like they could hear him fucking masturbating which It's really fucked. I don't know like that's horrible. It's I just watch it's weird I just watched a really good documentary on Hulu, which you should watch what's called too funny to fail
Starting point is 00:37:12 What's that about the documentary on the Dana Carvey show? Oh Dana Carvey Steven Colbert Chris start. Sorry. Uh, Steve Carell Louis C K a A bunch of fucking people were on and like wrote for this show And it's just like so crazy the way that you can go thinking about and I admiring someone For their work in one day and then the next day like you find out they're a fucking piece of garbage and it's like holy shit Well, no, not Steve Crow you idiot. It's Louis C K No, I heard you say Steve Crow. He was on the show. He's on the show
Starting point is 00:37:46 He does not like fucked up or anything, but I will at least so we know I hope fucking not Yeah, that would really don't take really kill me. That would be really Michael Scott. Please Steve Carell Don't be a douchebag. I love Michael Scott. Don't send the pics. What was the movie that he made the Wrestling coach Fox catcher such you do told me to watch that movie and I didn't oh Mark Ruffalo Channing Tatum. That was a great movie like one of the greatest movies. I've ever watched good It's a good movie. It's really good movie. Have you seen it? I've seen bits and pieces. I know it's so scary He's a two-hour movie. He got nominated nominated for best supporting actor. It was supposed to be creepy
Starting point is 00:38:24 He played a creepy dude. He was supposed to be it's based on a real story, too You know that yeah, yeah fucked up, but just fucked you know, it's my like I had like a theory So all stuff is coming out and stuff and I had no doubt in my mind that this was happening in Hollywood These are like just people that have been pampered their entire lives And now they have tons of money and tons of power and imagine like you have your celebrity, right? So they you have to whether you believe it or not or whether they realize it or not You are self-entitled as a celebrity without a doubt. Mm-hmm every single person is is and you kind of have to be in a way You expect your assistant to get things done. Whatever normal people you expect things to be done for you
Starting point is 00:39:05 Right normal people like us. We don't have that we're not like oh someone else is gonna handle that for me Or like they'll they'll do that like they have that so it's like a self-entitlement thing So celebrities have that now being like on a crazy scale, too Now imagine being the person who gets the boss around all those people That's the most in self self-entitled person that you're gonna get and now this person thinks that they can just Be like pushy and like make these weird sexual advances on people So I had no doubt in my mind that this was happening but
Starting point is 00:39:37 It just makes sense like now that we like social media and all those stuff Coming out at the same time. Yeah, but let's also not forget It's also sad that it's coming out now like these are like things that have been reported by websites and To newspaper articles like far far back, you know what I mean? And it's like now That there is a plat like good now that there's a platform But also it's kind of sad the fact that it took this long You know what I mean like think about how that and that's what is damaging for when other people say like, you know Why did they come forward sooner?
Starting point is 00:40:07 You know, why didn't they say something then because they look around and they hear of other people that have been through the same thing Who have gone and taken those proper resources and nothing fucking happened? Like that's more damaging than anything. So, you know, if Hypothetically if myself and Tevino, you know, are fucking bullied by Joey and Tevino goes Yeah, I told the cops and they did nothing like what am I gonna do waste my time going to the cops like that's what a lot of the Mentality is and it's it's empowering now that people are are getting heard and Like people are believing them and and there's something being done because I don't like I legitimately don't fucking understand Like turn we said this before with the Harvey Weinstein shit
Starting point is 00:40:48 Pull back the curtains. I would what are they doing? Yeah, I don't even know what the fuck are they doing even more so like It just this the loosey haystuff really makes no fucking sense in what seriously One of you guys, please try to rationalize this for me if you can in what world do you think it is? Right or don't just to just whip like right now whip out of my dick and just start jerking off and looking at you Yeah, I don't know. Mm-hmm. I'm not about it You ever whip your dick out and jerk off at somebody You want to be a no, I don't that's the thing. That's the whole point What are the people do that are watching all that? Why do they say get up and go leave? Well, some some some woman actually said that she said
Starting point is 00:41:41 She was like, you know, you have a wife and kids like no and he got really like embarrassed It was like I have problems and then just like whatever I which which I Feel blessed. I really don't want to sympathize with these people at all I want to know what's going through his head when he's being I legitimately I am I feel so blessed that I don't have the problems that these fucking people have right because at the end of the day I do think that is a part of it that is like a mint like it is a lot of it is self-entitlement No, whatever, but I do think there has to be something wrong with you to for you to feel like this is this is cool Yeah, I'm gonna do this. This is dope. You have to be there has to be something somewhere else on this fucking plane of existence in terms
Starting point is 00:42:19 Of your delusions. I some people think it's okay though. They think it's a cool like it's the right thing to do Yeah, you know, but like I just it's just weird. Well, then they have a problem. Yeah, that's what having a problem is but to them They think it's okay. Yeah, never fucking understand that. Yeah, I'm happy. I'm not you know I'm okay. I'm a good with the with the regular consensual stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's dude. Consent is king All about it Consent is king, but yeah, oh That's embarrassing I will though I will say this Davino. I will watch you jerk off All right, so Fuck upstairs right now. No, no, no, I'm in here. I don't want to be a part of this
Starting point is 00:43:01 That's what it sounds like when you jerk off. Wait, can I ask you a question? No, wait, I already asked this question to you. Do you know this kid? How you know how this kid jerks off backwards? No, no That's my guess. No, no tissue. He grabs the tissue and puts it around like three of them Why do you jerk off a white tissue? That's literally the neck the closest thing to jerking off its sandpaper. Yeah Are you trying to punish me next get the fuck out of you know, that's paper They don't make paper softer than like water or liquid So I put a lotion in there. That's first of all, I don't get that either I feel like that's it's a very cliche thing where people use napkins and lotion
Starting point is 00:43:39 I've never jerked off with a lubricant lubricant ever. I was gonna say you went straight for lubricant. Yeah, because that's like the leading source of Beating it. I don't know. I What do you use nothing you raw? So I'm bad. You raw jerkin. Oh, no, no, I'm Okay, so you use something a natural lubricant. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so I thought you were saying no lubricant at all Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not a stomach That's a very personal question. Oh Do I bust on my stomach?
Starting point is 00:44:14 I've never I haven't jerked off in the shower since I was like Be it 14 15 No, I don't do that either. That's a popular one. I feel like that's that would be so uncomfortable sitting on the toilet and Jerking it like what you know that like blumkins People are taking it. I don't fucking disgust. Well, if I'm taking a dump leave me alone Get a boner. Yeah, like I'm upset my dick's upset more upset than me. Probably it's closer. It's really close. Yeah, so It's just not I showed I also don't understand in what fucking world someone would want to be near me while I'm used Yeah, I showed the Spanish guys that work a good porno
Starting point is 00:44:52 The other day good porn website. You're gonna you're gonna elaborate on this. Yeah, that was the yeah They were talking about porn websites. I'm like, I got a good one. Which one, you know, already It's the one that I we use. Yep. I still do too. What what is that beach beach? They were like, oh, what's this and I'm like, it's good What is this? What is this? Ifry? EEG Be beach. Yeah, it's just stand for like blowjob. I guess I don't know but it's great free Pornos. Yeah, oh HD. I'm all about it. Yeah, although, although I have been back in off the porn. I
Starting point is 00:45:30 Stand by it. I know you guys think I'm a liar and I'm crazy, but I stand by it I think porn is weird. No, I don't think it's weird I think but I am trying to back off of it and do what read books Always watch porn. It's normal. We're men. Listen. I'm not saying that I'm saying I'm backing off of it I'm not gonna like delete it from my life. Maybe I will one day. What are you gonna watch a manuela in space? What are you gonna watch? That's a porno. That's seriously. I think it is one of the best pornos I've ever watched and you I've actually never seen it. It's like a myth big tots big tots tits No tater tots. I'm hungry. Oh, yeah, I would love a tater tot right now. First of all tater tots
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yo, do you remember in PS2 our elementary school? The tater tots were so crunchy and good, but you know what was the worst? I would take everybody's the catch-up packets were like the shittiest hold the fuck on did you say catch up catch up Yeah, catch up catch up. No, it's catch up catch up. You both say catch up catch. I'm gonna get the fuck out of this room You say catch up catch up catch up. This is disgusting. I've always been saying catch up. Yeah, that's stupid What do you catch up catch up? How do you say? How do you say sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich? What is there another way to say sandwich? Yeah Some people say saying which and it gets me mad. Oh, yeah, the stupid people
Starting point is 00:46:50 I knew a girl in college that refused to call it anything but a Sammy and I wanted to fucking kill myself grow up She's not for okay. What's uh, what's the place you borrow books from library? See, I don't say that I say library But that's wrong. I say library like what I'm talking. Yeah, same library like Okay, I don't know why you would say things wrong like that library Yeah, very favorite meal grown up the free lunch go
Starting point is 00:47:21 Dude the round pizzas with No, they were round they were round those were the best Not the only go easy on the record. No long pizzas. We're like really like eating Play-Doh Fucking round ones were crunchy on the outside. Oh, I've been for those. Yeah, sometimes I like grilled cheese So this is always coming from a kid who? Love the lunchables, which is basically like eating the fucking box. It comes in it was just like dude I do those round pizzas were everything lunch, honey I can I can see it in my mind Frankie making the pizzas in the lunchables with his fucking fingers
Starting point is 00:48:02 Yeah, they didn't come with the stick. Yes, it did. No, it didn't that's gross It never came with a stick and it still doesn't well you had cold sauce You could do it and then just like spread it with a packet that was okay with the packet. Yeah What are you out of your mind? You use your fingers like some Perfectly that's wasted fucking that's terrible stuff. Why would you eat that cold cold sauce? Dude, hold on. You're telling you don't like lunchables pizza. No Lunchables is oh, let me guess you were the lunchables hot dog person like a fucking No, right
Starting point is 00:48:35 Lunchables makes hot dog made hot dogs No hot dogs by themselves out of a gourmet restaurant or fucking dog shit this up I need to use the bathroom there he goes Hot dogs at a gourmet restaurant or dog shit and you're gonna tell me lunchables Who literally takes pieces of food and then just makes it disgusting makes hot dogs. I have to pee too. You're gonna pee too No, I Would never eat the fucking lunchables were garbage lunch will be that's good This kid was crushing lunchables every day like two packs or one he would it was the other one was like cheese and crackers
Starting point is 00:49:11 I'll eat that. Yeah, but how is that even lunch? It's not even a meal. Oh, it was like little pieces of ham. Mm-hmm. That were like snackers good. No Yo till this day. I still eat lunchables. No, you don't snacks. There's the little ones the square ones The ones that come like that. I don't know it says lunchables, but it's only like you eat lunchables as a grown adult No, I'm not so I drink Capri Sun every day. You drink Capri Sun. Yeah every day Where do you even get that but the 100% juice ones is not sugar a lot of sugar It's water balls and fucking Dunkaroos also. Oh, I would love a Dunkaroos sound so good. I'm so hungry I can't wait to eat after this. Yeah, don't eat lunchables though. Are you on food? Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:49:54 Might say cheese and crackers. No case you remember those the ones where you just peel back the crackers and the cheese Yeah, but those were gross. I'm not a fan of that. Why I'm not I'm a fan of the I'm a fan of the The pretzel and the peanut butter What is that? Yeah, it's like the same version of that No, they come like pretzels and peanut butter the round pretzels Round thin thin pretzels. Oh the sticks Yes, that was a staple in Frankie's Nutella sticks Those are good. Yeah, I remember one time. I went to some like YouTube event and someone gave me like I remember a fucking 200 pack
Starting point is 00:50:34 Oh, really? Yeah, I was like crushing them all night But they're not like doesn't Nutella cause cancer or something. Yep That's what they say. I don't believe that shit anything causes cancer. I think everything does that creeps me out What the Asian guy? Mm-hmm. Is it a whole body? It's like his waist up So no dick print But I thought that was hilarious. No because you get You're creeped out by it. I don't want it there. What if you just you woke up in the middle of the night and that was on your wall
Starting point is 00:51:03 What would you do? I'd be tight Would you scream? Yeah What was the last time you cried DeVino? Twilight the last one stop it Happens you cried at Twilight. No frozen. Why would you cry at frozen? Mm-hmm kids lose their parents makes me sad. I Don't even remember that movie. Oh, what else did I cry in? Can the garden cop you did not crack can a garden cop. Yeah What's seen? I don't remember right? They cry Rugrats in Paris. I
Starting point is 00:51:36 Don't even remember that movie the Rugrats movie. I cried. Hell yeah in the theaters When Chucky was his mom, I do remember that that was very sad. Yeah, that was good. That was good or no when um Was it dill pickle? Dill pickles got uh, he got taken away by the monkeys from his parents and his brother Tommy was upset And he cried and I cried I couldn't do anything about it. You know that I don't remember any of that. I do I remember in like third grade Me and Frankie talked about this one once before We rented out not rented out what the fuck am I saying? but we had everyone come to the movies and
Starting point is 00:52:14 We watched my dog skip and I cried. Yeah, I'm sad Marley My second birthday. Can I see that on the side of your hip the one on the side of your hip, please? Can I see that? It was your second-grade birthday. Oh, what did I miss? No, I'm kind of bullshit that I miss that you're that you love Lunchables and it's literally fucking like you're out of your fucking mind Lunchables are amazing still they're gross still I had them recently still good nothing about as good You know it. No, it's fucking good. It's more nostalgic than great, but it's still good. It's not good It's good, but really every when they would do that bullshit
Starting point is 00:52:48 The I can't believe you never knew they did hot dogs. That's disgusting. It's it was you ate that I didn't eat it gross That would be like buying hot dogs from like Payless pizza bowl a pizza lunchable pizza bowl Lunchables are just pizza nachos anything outside of that is literally eating dirt They had that one. It was cheese and ham. I'm not a cracker Fucking nasty Fucking nasty fucking nasty, bro If you don't like lunchables, you're honestly an idiot. No, he said he drinks Capri Sun every day
Starting point is 00:53:22 No, he doesn't yes, he does you seriously do yep, it's amazing Do you know how much you know how hard it is to get a fucking straw into a Capri Sun without snapping? Do you know how amazed I am that they haven't like bottled that stuff and like sold it on mass quantities? They sell it now a hundred percent juice like it literally is a hundred. Oh, yeah, no, no It's definitely just like the sugar and everything and it says usually like on on orange juice I love 50% juice I love now that everything's coming out is a hundred percent meat or a hundred percent juice like what the fuck drinking
Starting point is 00:53:55 Okay, hold that. Do you know you're not touching my phone? I'm sorry. Maybe next time kiddo Why did you do that? Divino was just like fading fast right now. He's falling asleep. Yeah, he couldn't do it He wants us to talk about something that he likes. Okay. You talk about this is great. Hey, are you having a good time? I can't do this. I quit Oh my god Divino, what's your favorite color blue? Is it why cliche? Yeah, what's your favorite called flanky black? No Purple mine's actually black black isn't a color. Yeah, I know I get that all the time from like artistic fucking assholes
Starting point is 00:54:36 Blacks a shade. All right, whatever. I like the fucking color. All right. I like shade But black isn't like all right if you had to pick something not awful like black red, okay That's kind of cliche. You you judged him for being cliche. I would say Cliche amber blue and pink that are like the cliche ones. I like amber. No, those are just like the blonde gender Given which is what like growing up. Everyone's like, yeah, my favorite was blue. I'm not scared. No I remember everyone's favorite color being red Nick's favorite color is yellow and that's fucking that's garbage Dumbest thing I've ever heard. No one likes yellow ever orange another bad one I think he's lying about yellow. No, he's he's serious
Starting point is 00:55:19 Nick needs to do it to be different everything. That's orange flavored garbage. Not true Not don't you fucking disrespect orange ice pops tic-tacs orange ice pops tic-tacs Oh, the orange tic-tacs are good starburst gross disgust bad Not the worst one in the back. No, they're not cream sickles Sorry, which one's the worst in a starburst back yellow It's pink red orange yellow you think yellow is the best flavor. It's it's pink Yellow red orange. Are you stupid stupid? What is wrong with yellow? It's not orange. That's what's wrong with it. You know what it is the the fucking internet fucking got both you
Starting point is 00:56:03 That's what that's what happened. No, because I don't know what where this started But the fucking yellow starburst started getting all this flak for being sucky I fucking love the yellow dude yellow flavored anything sucks It's either lemon or it's banana and they both suck in flavors now the banana laffy-taffy's are pretty good What first of all the banana in the runce bag the best one. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right Seriously, yeah, you you don't like the banana in the runce bag. Yep. That's the one I throw out I'm gonna hit you. That's not even kidding. I agree with Joseph. That's the one I throw out That's the one I pick out
Starting point is 00:56:39 Throw it out at my house. I hold out in my garbage. I'll take them out throw them out They are fucking disgusting every banana flavored or any banana flavored laffy-taffy is literally like licking the bottom of a show That's gross, but the the yellow banana The best laffy-taffy out there is watermelon. Yep, that's flavored anything is water. Obviously. Come on I like the Airhead gummies. I don't think anyone that's over the age of 14 has had those no airheads are fucking good I love it. I don't remember the gummies or the starburst gummies yellow yellow starbursts are good And I don't give a fuck the internet decided that nickel back and and the yellow starburst sucked and they're 50% right now
Starting point is 00:57:20 Okay And they say that I'm here Nah, yo, the yellow starburst are my I don't if I open up You know those two packs if I get a pink and yellow. I'm like, oh, this is amazing. I literally I Cannot care less about the yellow. What orange is literally fucking garbage. You're so orange orange a little tootsie pops Disgusting any no no no see yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Joey a little bit. I do I don't mind them I don't which ones the orange ones. No, they're garbage. Oh, I know I don't orange tootsie pops are not good Orange and chocolate don't work well together. If it's the last one there. I'll eat it
Starting point is 00:58:02 It's a tootsie pops. Let's go to waste. It'd be shit flavored. I'm still gonna have it. Yeah, not shit flavored But are you what? Yes, dude an orange icy is the best flavor icy. Yeah, he's right on that 100% What are we talking about like I see orange flavor flavor pops orange juice flavor pipe First of all, orange soda very good. Very good. I'll say that Joey doesn't like orange juice because it's too acidic for him He doesn't like it on us. I agree. I it's to say don't I get in mass quantities. I get that me too. You saw what happened I will crush a mimosa. Oh, I had one today. I'll throw up a motion today. Yeah, dude Everything good I was at work today. No, no, no, I just I was at work, too Banana is the worst flavored everything. I like I'm not a big banana guy. Are we gonna do brunch Sunday?
Starting point is 00:58:53 I like shop. I like off the mic right now. It's gonna I like bananas hate banana flavor It's not a big banana guy banana flavor stuff sucks except the runs the runs. It's the best one no way everything else Agreed garbage the runs banana one is the worst garbage. It's like a little knife Yes, I want a knife a little banana for a little monkey baby monkey That's kind of cute, but I don't fuck with it do it because people always tweet us when we have arguments about stuff But like if anyone's actually gonna say that they're throwing out the bananas like this fucking psycho You're getting blocked like fast you're on Twitter. I will tell you I
Starting point is 00:59:37 Legitimately have never eaten. Excuse me after the first time I had the banana run. I have never eaten another one And I crushed candy I've been crushing candy for like 20 years now Arguably 21. I had this argument on Twitter with some people. Can we just agree that three musketeers is is just like the worst Yeah, I discovered that yes, I used to like them and then I started eating them and I'm like, yo This is it's a Milky Way. It's not the best part. It's literally yeah It's like oh, let's just ruin everyone's day by just taking out the fucking caramel. Yeah, it makes no fucking sense Yeah, can we but we know what the best one is baby Ruth. What baby Ruth? How old are you? What's up grandma? Yeah, oh the Snickers peanut butter
Starting point is 01:00:21 What Snickers peanut butter dude, there's nothing on this planet better than the wicks agreed. I like Twix a lot I do like Twix. What's your favorite my favorite candy? Butterfinger, sorry, no, I'm actually never even eaten a butterfinger. I ate a butterfinger and felt my heart stop First of all, the name doesn't even sound appealing. Yeah, butterfinger. It honestly sounds like something Harvey Weinstein would have It's exactly. Yeah, Jaws and Jews are good. Again, how old are you? All your chocolate frozen you weirdo. Oh, yeah, that's weird. I can't fucking bite through it Yeah, you let it melt. What yeah, you so you're gonna take a Kit Kat let it melt So you have just fucking crispy wafer first of all Kit Kat's cold or fucking good. They don't get hard solid
Starting point is 01:01:08 Yes, they do. No, they don't Frank. It's like yes, they do Joey Tom. They don't Do you know how science works? Have you had the Kit Kat ice cream? Oh, those are on no, no, no I've never had ice cream. Holy. Yeah Holy balls I go for some chocolate. Yeah, but I love the Twix ice cream But the Snickers one is just better by design first of all Snickers not a not a Snickers guy. It's too much I don't like it. It's a meal. It's a meal. It's a lot. Yeah, I don't I can't deal with it How about the marketing hungry grab a Snickers? Are you trying to kill some people guy? Hungry hungry have a have like something you should eat. That's not this fucking candy like not like you have some
Starting point is 01:01:57 Yeah, exactly have a meal don't have a Snickers bar I couldn't think of like when I'm hungry the last thing I want is a Snickers. Yeah, what I don't remember a time where I said I want a Snickers. That's like that's like Pepsi being like thirsty grab a Pepsi. What nope grab some water Scott did you see my tweet Michael Scott said in the in the office? He goes Well, how does one become salesman? He goes you'll just go up to somebody and say hey buy this this coke You show him a picture of a baby on the moon and suddenly they're thirsty I cried That's a that's a great show great show. I want to go home and watch it
Starting point is 01:02:39 Man, you guys really should watch that documentary on Hulu. It's called too funny to fail. I have Hulu I'm sure you can drive your account. I don't have an account. I stole someone else's I had to take Dom's So you have an account. No, I had to take Dom's. I think he has one. Okay. Yeah, probably I want to watch Seinfeld Seinfeld's amazing Best show ever. No, it's not stop. It's not better than your office. It's in my top five top three top two Sorry, one or two. It's up there. I don't know love it. I love Seinfeld, but it's not in my top five. It's him Oh easy. I gotta start watching that. It's really good. It is very funny I love it, but it's just so simple and it's funny because it's nothing exactly
Starting point is 01:03:17 Anyway, let's wrap this up. We've been talking for an hour here. Davino. Where can they find you? Amino everything And Schmini rubs And Frank on Twitter Frank underscore Alvarez 80 Instagram F Alvarez underscore 80 and then follow my wrestling podcast if you like wrestling we're the squared circle jerks at SCJ pod on Twitter and That is all thanks for listening

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