The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast - Almost Famous OG: Celebrity Bachelorette Fantasy Draft

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

Our Bachelor Nation OGs Bob Guiney and Trista Sutter are going head to head to find out who can assemble the best cast for a celebrity edition of The Bachelorette!What would happen if Kim Kardashian was the lead?? Or Ariana Grande?? Find out which celebs Trista and Bob think would cry the most, become the villain or self-eliminate in a dramatic way!Plus, what do you think about a live proposal during a concert for the finale?? Let us know who you think has the better season at our Instagram @Almost_FamousPodcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is Trista and... This is Bob. Hi, guys. This is Bob. Just I've missed you. I know. It's been so long. But I have to say, holy crazy town world that we're living in because it's December and everyone has a Christmas party where I live.

You know, like, and trying to, well, first of all, our family was sick. Max was out of school for like five days. Oh, my gosh. I got sick. And then Christmas party. after Christmas party, which is so much fun. You know I love a party. But last night was up until 12.30 making four dozen cookies for one of my cookie swap parties.

And then the other two, I have to make another four dozen. It's great. Why four dozen? I don't understand. Just because if you bring one dozen, then maybe they're like, well, going home with a dozen cookies that are new is not really exciting. I don't know where that number came from, but it's also like they are handmade or homemade, like not store-bought, which I love. I love a cookie. I love a cookie. And my favorite, I have to say, is chocolate chipless,

chocolate chip cookies. I know I'm very strange. Right, chocolate chipless? What does that even mean? chipless. It means no chocolate chips in your chocolate chip cookie. So it's just a cookie? I don't get it. Like what is that? Do we just call that a cookie? No, you call that essentially a brown sugar cookie because sugar cookies are made with white, like raw cane sugar. And chocolate chip cookies are made with both kinds of sugars, cane sugar and like white cane sugar and brown sugar. Okay. I didn't realize you were such a baker. This is interesting. I love baking. I haven't done it in so long just because life is crazy.

Ryan usually makes cookies. We love the Nestle House, just cookie, like the typical, the very popular chocolate chip cookie recipe. And I just changed it and took out the chocolate chips last night. Wow, that's interesting. So, okay, is it safe to say that's what you made for dozen up for the party coming up. It is. And I'll be making them for everything because I tried a chocolate chip-less chocolate chip cookie recipe from Instagram or the internet or whatever. It was a total flop.

So I'm not even going to mention the person who I got the recipe from, total flop. The dough was rock hard. They were not good. So I was like, Ryan always makes these Nestle House chocolate chip cookies. I'm like, that's just what I'm going to do and not include the chocolate chips. Yeah. So what do you hand pick them out? You have to handpick out the chocolate chips? No, you just don't put them in. You don't put them in. Oh, I thought you get like the roll that comes and you just like, you know. No, Bob Guinea. No, you don't get a roll. That's what I would do. I'd handpick out the chocolate chips. It would take me hours. So, yeah. Yeah, that's why my hair looks like this because I, it's all parties all the time going on right now. So anyway. Oh, yes. Thank you. I know. So stunning, but thank you. I appreciate that.

So this is an exciting episode. I have to tell you, because I have been crazy, this was like total last minute. I got to write my list last minute. But we are doing another version of our celebrity fantasy draft. So we are essentially creating our own bachelorette with celebrities they can be dead or alive they can be young or old they can be gay or straight they can be whatever and we just do it for fun and then of course we have all of you vote so pick me pick me pick me i think you won hands down on the last time your list was well let's see if i win again okay so um we are going to do the same, we're going to fill in the same blanks as last time.

And you'll see as we go, everyone listening, the categories. But we just fill in the categories with celebrities that we think would be really exciting for a celebrity Bachelorette version. Yes. Right? Yes. Yes, indeed. And I'm excited about this too because I think, you know, I have a theme.

I have a little bit of a theme. Oh, I love a theme. Yeah. Okay, that's fun. I am, I won't tell you what my theme is. You can guess my theme towards the end. Okay. But it doesn't apply to all of them.

It doesn't apply to all of them. But for the most part, I was thinking about people I've seen on a certain show and I'm using those people. So that's what I'm something to tell you. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Okay. So do you want to start off or you want me to go first?

You drive the bus on it. us and I'll I'll I'll drive the bus yep you can read the headings and then we can alternate who goes first and in on these like okay great okay so we're going to start with a location yes I have to say well maybe I'll just start with the location as so the location is tied to my bachelorette okay which is why I'm stumbling here um so maybe I maybe I maybe Maybe we should pick our Bachelorette first. Okay. I like that.

Yeah. Let's do it. All. You go first. Well, and actually, I'm going to even do another one first because I know what both of our answers are going to be. Okay. The host of the show.

We know that I am going to choose me and you are going to choose you. This is true. This part we have. Yes. That's a good one. Okay. So, yeah. So the hosts of the show will be me for.

my version and Bob for his version. Yes. Because, you know, we want to be part of it. This is our fantasy draft. It's our fantasy. This is our show. Come on, people. And I want to meet all these people. I do too. And like, see it in person. Okay.

So, um, the Bachelorette that I chose who I've loved for a while, especially because I also love her brother from a reality show, but that is Ariana Grande. Wow. That's a That's a great pick.

And I also loved her brother on Survivor. It was Survivor, wasn't he? No, Big Brother. Oh, Big Brother. That's what I meant to say. Yeah, Big Brother. Yes. Oh, my God.

I love Frankie. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a really good one. And, okay, this is actually kind of funny because the person I chose as my Bachelorette, I also happen to love and know a couple of her family members. I chose Kim Kardashian. Ooh, that's a good one. Mine is going to, I think mine's going to win in the ratings.

I mean, she's a ratings machine, right? People tune in. So I have a feeling that Kim's going to draw some viewers. That's all I can tell you. Do you know what? So, um, so do people for Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they do.

I was like, I have a feeling. I love, I love Ariana Grande. So I would totally tune in for that one. Right? I mean, she's on fire right now. And, oh, I just. Have you seen the new? I think she's so talented.

Yes. I did like the first one better, I will say. But she's just amazing. She really truly is a talent. Oh, my God. I love her. Have you seen her impressions? Yeah, that's what I was just going to say.

I love her on Saturday Night Live, which, P.S., maybe what is, that might be the show that I am using as my inspiration. Okay, I love it. I love it. Yes. All right. So we've got Kim Kardashian versus Ariana Grande. And the location that I chose is because I want to see it and I want to be in it and I think everyone else would love it, kind of like a Cribs, modern day Cribs, is at Ariana Grande's home.

You and I have spent way too much time together. you did the same thing i said we're going to calabasas this season we're going to be at the kardashians yep i don't even know where ariana grande lives i mean i assume she has a home in l.a but um yeah that's really funny oh my gosh okay amazing so i have uh i had said we would be at one of the Kardashian compounds because first of all excellent location for filming we already know it they filmed there uh places all, you know, greased up and ready to go. All right.

So we've got at their homes, at their respective homes. This is really funny. You can tell we've done this before. Okay. Yeah. All right. But how much fun would it be to like, we've seen the Kardashian homes because they've obviously been on their show.

But Ariana Grande's home, it's like, did you love cribs? I loved cribs when they opened the door and lay like, welcome to my home. Here's my shoe collection. And you're always like, what? Right. is amazing. Totally. Yeah. Oh, I just, I love, that's so much fun to me. When I was little, my mom and I used to, like, go to open houses and just go look at kind of how, yeah. I still do that. Yeah. I still do that. And I still treat whenever someone comes to my house, I still treat it like

it's an episode of Cribs. I'll be like, let me show you around real quick. No, one even cares. They're like, can we just get to the game? Nope. Right. I love it. Here's where I, here's where I, Here's when I prepare my chocolate chipless chocolate chip cookies. That's right. That's right. In my kitchen. Okay. Okay.

So the next category is the contestant most likely to show up in a costume getting out of the limo. Yes. Why don't you go first on this one? I chose someone who, you know, my, I don't think I've gotten to tell you this yet, but my kids were watching the movie elf the other day. Okay. And they're like, dad? Is that you?

And I'm like, what? They think I was like Will Ferrell in this movie. I chose Will Ferrell because I love, first of all, I love Will Ferrell. I love his comedy. But I also love how shameless he is and he does not care. He will literally dress up. I mean, he dressed up as an elf and buddy the elf. He wore tidy whitties in a half shirt, you know, as far as in a sketch on Saturday.

I mean, he is so not afraid of being in a costume. And so I could just see him. him getting out of the limo. And P.S., he is a Bachelor fan, by the way. I interviewed it one time for one of his movie premieres. And he was like, do you get that, do you know that I get, I look like, people see me on the Bachelor? What are you doing here?

I'm like, no way. Stop it. He's like, that's crazy. Never happened. But it wouldn't it be funny if it did? Like, he was actually really funny. Oh my gosh. I love him.

Yeah. So anyway, I just think he, I love him. And I think that he would get out of the limo wearing a costume. No question. Totally. yes especially if the producers were like hey will yeah do you think you would get out of yeah would you mind wearing this uh vinyl jumpsuit yes yeah do you want to yeah do you want to be a banana um yeah he's shameless like i will i will be a banana and i will own that banana costume

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podcasts. Okay, my contestant most likely to show up in a costume getting out of the limo, and this is because I wanted to change things up and make it. you know, we need some ratings, so why not bring a girl on? And so Cynthia Arrivo is going to show up in a costume because I don't know if you've seen the like little bits on Instagram or the internet or whatever about how they have been asked if they're in a relationship, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arrivo. and they say they're in a curious, like semi-curious, what was it?

I don't know, but they say they're in a relationship, obviously, they're friends. Yeah. But it sounded like they were, like, curious about how it would be if they were actually romantic. I have no idea if that's true or not. Anyway, I just wanted to change it up and, you know, not necessarily how all guys. too. You got a theme going as well. I mean, only for these beginning ones. Okay.

The rest of it isn't, isn't wicked related. Yes. Okay, here it is. So they both have said that they are in a non-demicurious semi-binary relationship. I have no idea what that means. I don't either. I'm so confused right now. But to me, it's a relationship.

And, hey, if they're thinking about it. They did not say this. They did not say this. So that is not true. That's one of the things from Instagram that you should not believe. Right. Which is something that I always say, don't ever believe anything you read on the internet.

No. But I think it is something that I could see is they are so, like, you know, touchy-feely, like they, I just, I don't, I think that they truly love each other as friends. and I feel like maybe that could develop into a relationship. So we're going to bring Cynthia Revo in. They've got like a little art, that artisty thing going, you know, like they both do, right? They're both very creative and artists.

And, you know, so maybe for them, it's more of like a, they just love each other's talent, right? And so that's part of it. You know, you never know. You never know. So I'm going to bring her on. I'm not that deep. I don't really, you know. I'm pretty bad.

I'm a surface, you know. All right, okay. So we got Will Ferrell and Cynthia Arrivo. Okay, I like those. I like this is really, this is really good. This is really good. I like what we're doing on. It's good so far.

Yeah. Okay. Next up is the contestant that cries the most. Yes. And I'll go. This guy I had to put in somewhere and it seemed like he would fit perfectly into the contestant that cries the most because he is, he seems so just genuine and teddy bear and like in touch with his emotions

yes Robert Robert Irwin oh from dancing with the stars and uh of the um crocodile hunter family yeah and i just loved him on dancing with the stars i didn't get to meet him when i went but i was like i have to include him somewhere so he's going into the contestant that cries the most because he's just in touch with his feelings. Did he cry on dancing a lot? Did he get emotional dancing? Well, he did. It was mostly emotional from his, from his dad, like any dances that he did, that were

about his family. He did win the show. Right, right. He was, he was, he was very in touch emotionally, I feel like, and so that's my contestant that cries the most. I like that one. that one a lot. I went with Eric Stone Street. Cam from Modern Family. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Love him. You have all comedians. I do. I do. But I could just see him getting all the clubs. You know,

he'd be like, oh, it's over a club. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is not working out for me. You know, I could just see it. Yeah. I love him. And I think he's like literally, I mean, obviously I have two young boys and so I was watching pets the other day when we were given this assignment I was watching the movie pets with my kids and I'm like listening to him on there and I'm like oh my god I love that guy and he just popped into my head so yes yeah he's great yeah there we go all right um that's his character you know I'm not sure that that he cries a lot personally but his character is very emotional well he can he can tune into that yeah yes Okay.

So the next one is the villain. We've got the villain. And I decided to go with a duo for the villain and the contestant that says the villain isn't there for the right reasons. Ah, okay, okay. So the villain is Justin Baldoni. Ooh. From it ends with us. I think I know what you're doing here.

Okay, I know what you're doing here. He's, I mean, he's hot, so, you know, he's a great cast just for, just for his looks alone. Yes, yes. You know, maybe he'll stay for the, for the first rose ceremony or maybe he'll go home. I don't know. And then the contestant that says the villain isn't there for the right reasons, obviously, Ryan Reynolds. Okay. I like it.

I like that. That's a really, that's a really good duo. Doggone it. You win this one. I went, my villain was the villain from our season of the Bachelorette, Russ. Oh, interesting. I left, I left my Saturday Night Live theme here only for a moment. Okay.

You know, it was a weird thing. It was a conversation I was having with someone the other day. And they were like, well, who was the villain on your season? And I go, oh, you know, his name was Russ. And I go, it's kind of interesting. not really a villainous type of guy. I go, but he was a villain because, you know, back in the day, all we did were these basic entrances

and he rolled up with a gift from Tiffany's and we're all like, who the hell is this guy? He was thoughtful and it made him a villain. Oh, gosh. They feel so bad in retrospect, but I remember thinking, who is this doucheback? And it's like, oh, he shows up with a beautiful gift for her, you know? But I also remember doing a whole talk show circuit, you know,

after after your season and prior to my season and um it was hilarious because the one of the people that i met through that process really was the one who started like ragging on him for being a villain and it was kathy griffin and so kathy griffin is my person who's like she's he's not here for the right reasons and she was a super fan back in the day right she was a super fan of the show and she knew everything about all of us and it was really fun to do that with her and uh but she would always be like yeah russ is the i mean we i think think we were on three different shows together. Kathy and I just randomly guest, Jimmy Kimmel. We were on Sharon Osborne. We did a couple. And every time she'd be like, and Ross, like,

that dude's such a villain. Like, everyone, he's such a hater. It was so funny. Well, I feel like it wasn't, maybe it started with the bracelet from Tiffany's, but, you know, he kind of wore the, he wore the role. He did, you know. He was, he was kind of like, you know, he was the first one that was kind of talking about the other guys behind their backs and you know with the ITMs and stuff like that I think we had the first kiss and so that always sets you uh you know well it does it sets you up to be the villain if you don't handle it right you know what I mean like we've seen people get the first kiss like Kelly Joe got the first kiss on my season but she was not villain right because she was sweet about it she was you know and it was you know she's like I went in for the kiss I did it I'm not

going to lie to you I needed the kiss up and everybody laughed and liked there's so much that no one was mad about it. But, you know, the way that some people go about it makes them a villain. And he got the title. He did. Totally. Deservidly so. So I like both of those.

All right. So Kathy Griffin is your contestant that says the villain isn't there for the right reasons? Correct. Got it. Yes. Okay. Amazing.

We've got some women in there. Yeah. Can you imagine Russ and Kim Kardashian? No. She would destroy him. Oh, man. She would just strip for that guy. Yes.

Oh, yeah, that's funny. That would not be good. Not be good for him. Okay. Next, contested that crushes it during the talent show. I just went with somebody that I think is super talented and actually kind of it right now. If you watch the show that I'm obsessed with right now, and that's Ricky Martin. Oh, yeah.

Ricky Martin is a super talented guy. He is, have you heard of Palm Royale? No. Yes, I have. And I actually started watching it. I lost track of it. So I got to get back to it. But yeah, that's a really good show.

And I know you're absolutely right. He is great in that. He is so good in it. And, you know, being someone who lived in Miami for seven years, he was, you know, big down there. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Oh, I just, I love Palm Real. If you haven't watched Palm Royal, people, this is not an ad.

But it is such a good show. That is a really good show. We got to talk about some shows we're watching. watching right now too because I got a couple that I'm like that's true same same okay all right I think that's a really good pick mine is someone who I just love I love this guy and again I have a six year old and a four year old so you know I'm watching a lot of movies like this I watch Moana I love the rock the rock I think would crush the talent show another one totally dude who can roll in and do anything he wants he you want him to sing I can sing and he crushed

it as a singer. It's like, come on. I love the rock man. So I think he would come in. And I also think Kim Kardashian would be like, oh my God, the rock, right? Yeah. And he crushed the talent shop. So it kind of vibes with my scene. And she, you know, she's drawn to artistic types. So there you go. Yeah. He's amazing. Yes. Okay. Contestant that gets so competitive, they injure themselves during a group date. Okay. At first I went like, who like last round for our bachelor celebration. Brady Fantasy Draft, I did Serena Williams because obviously she's just super competitive. And I thought, who's an athlete, who's super competitive Michael Jordan or I don't know. I ended up going with Kevin Hart.

Oh, my God. You have the same one? I chose Kevin Hart as well. That's really funny. Because I was thinking of the rock and it made me think of Kevin Hart. And I was like, oh, my God, this would be hilarious. And Kevin Hart's like always trying to keep up with everybody. He's like, you know, talking about what he is.

Yes. And do you, have you seen those commercials with him and LeBron for some insurance agency or something? And he'll, like say something. LeBron's like, he'll get scared. I know. I love him. He also does a, like a podcast from an ice bath. Like he'll be in an ice bath and he'll get all these athletes to join them in the ice bath, like their own ice bath.

So they'll be like side by side. And he'll be like talking about his athletic account. And they're like, whatever, bro. You know, and it's super funny. Yeah. Okay, friends, real talk. You are worth the wait. We've all been there, giving our energy to connections that didn't honor ours,

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I was going to ask you to go first on that one because I've got three people here that I'm like trying to decide against. Okay. Then I'll go first. I feel like somebody who's just nonchalant doesn't care and would be actually really good for camera and for drama and for people like tuning in to see what he wears or what he doesn't wear is machine gun, Machine Gun Kelly.

Oh, that's really good. That's really good. Okay. Well, God, that's, so I chose Sillian Murphy. Do you know who that is? Is it Sillian Murphy? No, who's that? From Piqui Blinders? Oh, Ryan, watch that. Hang on. Oh, the one with the, does he have big eyes, big eyes, the main character? This guy. Oppenheimer, yeah. So there's this stuff online. Yes, he's viral, right? I mean, there's this stuff online where like all these people will be reacting. And they'll show a picture of him, and he's just like, totally unimpressed, unemotional, not involved. That's so good. Like, you know, yeah, yeah, I'm not here to make friends. And everyone else would be like, hey, this guy's super cool.

Yeah, don't care. Don't care what you say. I mean, I got to find, you got to look it up because it's super funny. That's really funny. And every time he is just emotionless. Like, I mean, it kind of fits with the characters he plays. Like, I mean, it's crazy, you know. And I just thought he was.

would be so good, but that yours is a really good one, too. Well, I just feel like Machine Gun Kelly, he's just somebody who does not care what the mainstream people do. He's not going to care what the other contestants are doing. He's going to be like, I'm going to be me. And if I show up with a loin cloth on, then that's what we're going to do. Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, I can see that. I can totally see that. Yeah. That's funny. Okay. Next up is contestant that experiences a weird medical emergency during filming. Why don't you go first for this? I chose Pat and Oswald. Who's that? Pat and Oswald? He's also a funny comedian, but a really good actor. Also from

pets, he's the, he's the voice. That's hysterical. You're juicy, yes. But he's the voice of Ratatouille, right? He's a little rad. I've never watched that. And, but he just seems, he seems like frail to me, you know? And he seems like, I don't know why, but he seems like someone who would just get sick all the time, you know, and just be like, yeah, and so I could see it being like a huge, I'm married to one of those people, P.S. I mean, Canyon is like, Canyon is chronic, you know, like, I always tell her, I'm like, I'm like, if someone even mentions coughing in front of you, you're like, is any of course feeling? I'm like, knock it off. Like when her family comes to town, I'm like, No one sneeze around her because she won't think she's got a cold.

Yeah. Totally. I could have chosen my wife there, but I went with Pat and Oswald. Okay, good. I like it. Yeah. Okay. I have for the contestant that experiences a weird medical emergency during filming.

Just because I have heard all of his stories from his mouth, carry heart. He's always got something going on. And obviously, a lot of it is orthopedic. he's doing crazy stunts and whatever and he's breaking a billion bones and bending his body in weird ways. Yeah, exactly. So something who's like, somebody who's super adventurous and is going to do something crazy that makes him have a medical emergency is where my mind was going. Yeah, I like that. Okay. Contestant, most likely to friend zone the Bachelorette, but enjoy their time at the mansion. I'm going to go. And I know that you had to have watched.

this game because I know you like college football yeah and we all know that me and Ben both went to Indiana yeah you sure and if you have watched if you watched this game at the end they did the like after game interview I don't know if it was still on the same channel that the game was on who it was with whatever but if you watch this guy in his interviews you're like okay he is amazing like I know need to, I need to know him. It's Mendoza. He's the quarterback for Indiana. Indiana, they won the Big Ten, like for the first time ever in like 80 years or something like that. And his interview was so funny. And I was like, you know what? He's got so much going on right

now. He's a Heisman finalist. He's like, like his star is taking off. You know, he's like, he's like, That game was a huge moment. It was a huge moment. So I'm like, he would be the one that would friend zone the Bachelorette because he's like, you know what, we're having fun, but I've got a lot of other things going on. And I'm going to have fun at the mansion. But I'm not really into this because my mind is elsewhere. I like that.

And I like you getting your alma mater in there, too. That's right. That's a nice call. And congratulations on that, by the way. Oh, yes. Thank you. I'll take personal credit. I chose my drummer, my drummer in my band and band from TV, television personality, Greg Grunberg. Now, for those of you might not know Greg, Greg was, you know, Matt Parkman,

the cop that read his minds on heroes. He was in Felicity. But there's a reason why I chose him for this, because there is no one in the world who I know who likes making friends more than me, except for Greg Grunberg. He is, I mean, you know, I met, I've dated people that I met through him. He's, he's like, first of all, he's the most committed, you know, wonderfully married guy ever, but he's also just this friend magnet. And he would meet Kim Kardashian. And unlike the rest of us who would look at her as a sex symbol or something of that nature, he would be like, I don't want to be her friend. And I'm telling you, and they would be. That's so cute. besties. They would be besties. So yeah, I chose Grunny for that. And if you ever meet Grunny

and you know Grunny, and if you ever, for those of us that don't know him, for those people who don't know him, if you ever met him, I'm telling you right now, he would remember every detail about your life the next time you saw him. Genuinely, he would be your friend. Yeah, he's that. That's amazing. I love him to death. Awesome. Yes. Love that. Okay, uh, the next one. Contestant most likely to self-eliminate before a rose ceremony. I went with Timothy Salome, because I feel like he'll just be like, eh, I'm not into you. I'm just going to go home. Yeah. No, you know, it's funny. So I had Salome on the brain for a lot of things today because of course the Kardashian, you know, connection. Of course. Yes. And on this one, I actually chose

another person who is affiliated with the Kardashians. I chose Yeezy. Kanye. Yeezy, yeah. Yep. And the reason why Kanye would do that is because he would first show up as a contestant when they finally named Kim Kardashian as our bachelor act.

He would show up as a contestant just to create havoc, right? And then he knows he's not going to get the rose. And so he would make a scene and he would, you know, and P.S., I used to love Kanye's music. Now I don't even know if he makes music anymore. because I can't stand the idea of Kanye.

But yeah, I think Kanye would be on the show and the producers would love it because it would create drama and then he would self-eliminate because he knows he's not getting a flower. Of course. Duh. And he wants to make it about himself. Obviously. Yes, obviously.

Yeah. Yeah. Can't help himself. That's a good one. And actually, who I have for the next one, which is the contestant most likely to interrupt and steal the Bachelorette while on a group date. would be Kanye because, of course, he doesn't care, and he's going to go up and interrupt. And he's very well known for interrupting. Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Hi, Taylor Swift. Yeah, exactly. Hold on a second, Taylor. Let's talk about it. Yeah. No, no doubt. That's a really good one.

Exactly. Did I waste him on my last one? Because he is a notorious interruptor. Oh. That's good. So on this one. Yeah, I actually, I brought Kevin Hart back in on this one. He was a two of mine.

And I just thought, you know, again, I'm thinking of The Rock being on a date with Kim Kardashian and Kevin Kardashian or Kevin Hart coming up and being like, hey, what are you doing over there, the Rock? Let's go. Let's go. So I had to use them for Tim. Hopefully that works. I mean, you can be two people, you can do two things. Hey, whatever. He can fill in two categories. That's fine. There's no rules. Okay. Location for the finale proposal. What is your location? My location, I'm keeping it. You know, I think Rock's going to distance and they, we're going, we're going to be in Fiji. We're going to Fiji for the finale because, and this could make me look really dumb, I believe that is Rock's ancestry, okay? Oh, okay. I believe. And I know that, you know, they do the dance and he likes to do the, you know, the thing. I think that's Fiji.

The thing? You know, the thing. It could be Hawaii. of not indefinitely share, but it's going to be one of those places. That is my choice of finale. Whatever, it's an island. Because in my, in my world of hosting this, we're, you know, we're going to start off at Calabasas.

Next thing, you know, we're heading straight to the islands, some islands. Yeah. Polynesian islands. I know that they're Polynesian islands. Right. And that's where my finale will be filmed. And there is a proposal in this one. I know he was, I know that he was born domestic. I do know that.

But his hero. Sorry, I'm laughing because our producer wrote, he was born in California. I do know that, but his heritage is that, yes. Yes, I understand. I got it. Okay. Yes, very, very bachelor, very bachelor nation. Yes.

I changed it up a little bit for my finale location. Like I said with the start, Ariana Grande, I wanted to be welcomed into her home and actually see how she lives and have, have everything happen there. We have Frankie there. The location for the finale. Yes, and Frankie to show up. Oh, my gosh. It would be so fun.

And to have her parents, like, I just want to get to know her family. Like, I just want to know who she is. Okay, so location for finale is, whatever her next tour is, it's going to be on stage at her next tour. Oh, so in front of, you know, 25, 50,000, spainting.

Yes, like a live finale on. stage. Oh, wow. On tour. I like it. Okay. Background dancers, background singers. They're like creating the vibe, you know, and everyone, the crowd goes wild. Yes, of course they do, because they love everything Ariana.

Can you imagine if it was Ariana and Cynthia Arrivo at the end? I was like, the non-demicurious semi-binary relationship coming full fruition. I had to read that, by the way, I'm this great. Yeah, that's spectacular. I love it. Well, this is good. This is really interesting stuff. Yeah, we did good.

I got to be honest. I think I did way better this time than last time, but I still think you're a couple categories here. You got me. There's a couple categories you got me. I mean, I like where you're going with the whole comedian thing because people love to laugh and why not have. You should have put Pete Davidson in there somewhere.

I would have, I would have, but I just, you know, yeah, I should have. You're right. I could have used them in one of those Kevin Hart spots. I just, you know. Oh, yeah, true. I just got, I've gotten to the point where I watch all this. First of all, I was going to throw Steve Harvey in there because I found a Steve Harvey kick lately where I think he's a national treasure.

And I just do. I've been hanging out with my mom a lot and she watches a lot of the family feud. And, you know, he's funny. He's funny with his little deadpan looks. I enjoy it very much. But, you know, I think we both have really good show ideas here. And producers, if you're listening, you know, this could be fun to try and cast one of these with our picks. So, yeah, I like it.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah, to go on tour again and then do a location. Yeah, she said she's taking a little break from that. She's taking a little break from the pop life. Yeah, doing more of the musical stuff. Yeah. So that's okay because Taylor, Frankie Paul is coming up next. And that doesn't start until February.

I think or March and then and then and then that's going to be Bachelorette and then hopefully Bachelor and then maybe so we got lots of time Ariana has lots of time yeah we got time we got a full cycle we got full cycle to go right okay so everybody listening go vote for Bob or me yeah in whose celebrity fantasy draft you would like to see for Bachelorette I love both of our both of our rundowns this time. I would love to see both of them. I mean, Kim Kardashian, I feel like obviously would be an incredible choice. And she's Hulu and they love, you know, cross-branding.

We're keeping it. Yeah, we're keeping the synergy. That's right. You know. But, you know, Ariana all the way. She's a dream both. They're both pretty spectacular. I got to be honest, both pretty spectacular.

Yes, totally. Well, thank you. Always so fun. I love it. So much fun to connect again. I'm sure we'll be talking. soon or hopefully. I hope so too. And for everyone listening, if I don't see you, happy holidays and happy new year and have a blessed and wonderful holiday, whatever it is, you celebrate,

because I know that we're going to at the Guinea family. So we're going to have a good one this year. Good. Us too. Yes. Happy holidays, everybody. Okay, bye. I think what makes Gentleman's Cut different is me being a part of developing the profile of this beautiful finished product. With every sip, you get a little something different. Visit gentlemen's cut bourbon.com or your nearest Total Wines or Bevmo. This message is intended for audiences 21 and older. Gentleman's Cut Bourbon, Boone County, Kentucky. For more on Gentleman's Cut Bourbon, please visit gentlemen's cut bourbon.com.

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