The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast - Dirty Rush: Sex Lives of Sorority Girls

Episode Date: August 1, 2026

Thetas were the girls you slept with, Delta Gammas were the girls you dated, and Tri Deltas were the girls you married.  The sororities may change depending on your school but we’ve all heard this kind of thing when it comes to … the sex lives of sorority girls. Today, with special guest Salley Carson, we are going deep as we uncover what’s really going on behind closed bedroom doors on Greek Row.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome to Dirty Rush, The Truth About Sorority Life. with your host, me, Gia Judice, Daisy Kent, and Jennifer Fessler. Hi, is welcome back to another episode of Dirty Rush. Jen here today, and we have a really special guest. You guys will know her from being on the Bravo show Southern Charm. Hello, Miss Sally Carson.

Hello. And how are you? Very well. How are you? Very exciting. I love it. We are so happy to have you here. Thank you for joining us.

So, you guys, the theme for today's episode is a, inspired by Sally's new podcast in the IHeart family. And it is called Sex Unlocked. Yes. And it is hosted by Sally and my girl Lala Kent. I am so excited for you guys, as I'm sure all of the listeners are as well. Yeah, we've been having so much fun. You just dropped your first episode?

We've done about, I think, four. Oh, good. We reported like four, yeah. Okay, okay. One just dropped, though. I know that was a very, particularly juicy one. But I'm going to let people listen to it. Yes.

Okay. But today for Sally and I, we are going to talk about sex in college. Yay. Yay. So let's start first. Yeah, Sally. So what sorority were you in? I know you went to University of South Carolina. Yes, I was in Capadilta. So Katie. Yeah. KD. Okay. And so I don't know, we're going to kind of delve into the theme of sex in a sorority, what that looked like for you, for your sorority sisters. And I know you're very open about. about sex. Obviously, you have this podcast, right? Have you always been like that? Were you like that in college? You know, I actually was super closed off in high school. And like my senior year of high school, a lot of girls, in particularly girls, like they would be like, oh, you're hiding things or you're so shady or stuff like that just because I didn't want to tell them my business. And then I was like,

you know what? If y'all are going to call me these names, I'm just going to be an open book. So I think that's what made me transition into being just like super open. Were girls like that in college too? Like were they? So you're more open in college than high school. I was more open in college. So like everyone knew my business in college. So it wasn't an issue.

But I think I was scarred from high school because, I mean, like a lot of the girls were like mad that I wasn't telling my business because I thought it was supposed to be private. I love that you're an open book because that's what we are here. But I hate that that's, you're ashamed into it. Yeah, I know. But like I like living my life openly now because when someone calls you out about something, it's like you can't. No one has anything over you.

No one has anything over you, baby. Exactly. And I love it. Well, so in college, as opposed to in high school, though, would you say you were kind of living it up? You're hooking up with guys more than high school, less than high school. I would say less because I was a boyfriend girl in college. And after college, like I was.

really big into having like relationships. And I had like a five year relationship. Yeah. So a very long relationship in college. So I really wasn't like being crazy. And that's why I feel like I'm being crazy now because I never had the crazy life. Yeah. Well, you certainly do now. I mean, we right. We talk to a lot of girls, a lot of women and a lot of women, even my age, that look back on those days and you know we talk about like all the crazy one-night stands. I didn't have that many and I don't think it was because I wouldn't have if I'm being honest like we are. It was because no one I didn't have, there was no guys that were really interested in me in college. I was crazy insecure. I went to University of Texas and I was an A-E-Fi and I had a ton of friends.

But in terms of boys, I was very heavy. I was so insecure about my body. Yep, I was so insecure about my body and my looks and, you know, everything, yeah, people, you know, the guys would ask you out for mixers and matches and would, you know, it was, I just would never, was never getting asked. And so I did hook up with a couple of guys in college and, but, and did way more than I think I would have because I was just so desperate to be like, you know, intimate with a guy, touched by a guy, kissed by a guy. guy. So if there was a guy that was interested, like it was game on. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I feel like insecurity can lead you into like a very, almost like dark path that like you wouldn't, you were making decisions that you wouldn't normally make just to feel like loved and like have attention. And I've been there. I mean, I honestly feel like I go through that now, which is just, you know, I mean, that's life, especially for women in this day and age. It's like a hard,

It's hard to be a woman. It is. And I think at that age also, and I've said to my daughter more times than probably she's wanted to hear, but I think my opinion is that women, not all women, women are different, but most of the women that I've spoken to about it, sex changes, something happens mentally, emotionally. And even for me, my experience has been, even if it's a guy that, let's say, necessarily, I didn't even necessarily like or wasn't. even necessarily interested in. Having sex with that person made me feel attached. All of a sudden I really liked that person, regardless of what he was offering me, right? Yes.

I don't know if you felt like that. Oh, my God. I get 100%. So like any time it would go to that level, I would be, you know, just latched on, like a leach and like, you know, attachment issues for sure. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I was.

And I mean, like, I feel like it still is kind of that way. but it was more so when I was younger. It changes for sure. But I definitely think there's something about that emotional connection that feels like it's forming when you're intimate, physically intimate, right? Thousand percent. Even if you're like, I would say even if you're just having sex with someone that you're like not even that interested in or whatever, like I always feel if there's like someone

else that I had like a deeper connection with, I would always feel more lonely after. that night. Yep. Then like, yeah. So then it would just make me more emotional and then I'd like cry the next day because I'm like, I did that to feel loved, but now I feel even more lonely, which is sad. I think that that is very interesting. I think we should put quotes around it. And I think we should frame it. And I did it to feel loved and now I feel more lonely. I actually want to like, right. Like write that down. Like in the moment it feels great. Yeah. But then afterwards, it's like there's like this weird disconnect. Well, with your boyfriend in college, how was, and I'm asking you because you said, you know, you are an open book, but at that age, you're still so young.

But how was sex back then? Was it enjoyable for you? No. Yeah. No. It wasn't. I mean, now looking back at it, I'm like, oh, my gosh. I didn't know what was out there until like now the years that I'm living.

I'm like, I didn't, I don't even think like I had orgasms in college because I didn't know what I was due. I didn't either. Not even close. Yeah. And now I'm like it's it's it's it's it's gotten better and better and then better. So yeah, because we we learn ourselves. We learn our bodies. We know, you know, you know, and you learn to ask what you, you know, for what you want without feeling insecure about that. And I mean, I remember, um, so again, I didn't have, I didn't have a lot of sex in college. I lost my Virginia. I was 19. And again, that wasn't because I was holding on. It was because I didn't have a boyfriend and nobody was really interested or that's how it felt. But then right after college in my early 20s, because I was thinking about this before the pod, I remember like getting with guys and like being all about I give the best blow jobs and feeling like, you know, I was, I felt like that that was something that I could almost like brag about.

And the truth is that was not ever about me, right? That's about like, I'm going to make you love me. I'm going to give, you know, I'm going to give you oral sex. And not because I wanted to necessarily, not because I enjoyed it at all. Yeah. You know what I mean? But it was just a way of saying, you know, look how special I am. I love to give blow jobs.

You know, that's what I was about at that age. Do you or did you? Nope. Yeah. Women. Women. I mean, this is what we do. I mean, listen, I don't know.

I know there are some women that do enjoy it. I don't know that many. To me, what, I don't know if you watch sex in the city. You're so young. Yes, I love sex in the city. You do. Okay. So Samantha goes at one point she goes.

They don't, they were talking about blowout. She's like, they don't call it a job for nothing. And it's true. It's so true. I, I, that is like, if you ask and I'm like dating you, fine. Like, I will suck it up for you. Yeah. Yeah, literally and figuratively.

But I have friends that will rather give a blowjob than have sex. Yeah, it doesn't feel, it doesn't feel as intimate to me. I agree. I'm like, get this nasty thing out my mouth. Right? Thank you very much. And my jaw hurts. There's a whole thing.

Yeah, I'm like, I mean, I'll do it. But like, I mean, whatever. It's not something I want to do. Right. I didn't either. I don't either. So anyway, but we're trying. I'm all over the place, but in terms of college, was there like one, was it, you had a boyfriend from freshman year to senior year?

No, I had a, I had a, I went into college with a boyfriend from high school. And then we broke up. So like, there was like a little bit of time in between where I kind of like, you know, made out with a couple guys. And then I actually had, I was dating around. I mean, my grandmother always told me. And she was like, play the field until like you find that guy. So I had three different guys at one time. A big fan already of your grandmother.

And she's great. And I was like, okay, I really liked one. But I didn't want to put all my emotion like into him because I knew if he left, I'd be so sad. So I had two other guys. And I mean, I was hooking up with all of them. I mean, not having sex. But like I was having sex with Jackson. He ended up being my five-year boyfriend.

But yeah, I mean, like, it was probably for a year that I was hooking up with all three of them. And then Jackson said, hey, like, I want to be serious. So I dropped the other two. And I was like, okay, me and Jackson are a serious. How was like the sex with Jackson as opposed to? It was good. He was someone that he really liked the back door, which was just like interesting and new for me. But it made him happy.

So I was like, whatever. Did you like it? Not at first. And then I kind of got accustomed to it, I guess. Okay. I mean, it wasn't like all the time, but that's just something that like was like on a special occasion. Could you talk to your friends about it and your sisters or sorority sisters? Like, did you guys discuss it?

Yes. Oh my sorority sister, shout out to her. She gave me a Inima one time. Really? On my hands and knees like in the bathtub. That's friendship. No, that's sisterhood. That should be a free of it was in it. Right. Like, you have to be able to give your sister an enema. And I am best friends with her to this day. She just had a little baby girl like four days ago. So, I mean, it really is. My Katie girls have stayed my sisters. I mean, my whole life. They've gone through everything with me. I love that. They're amazing. That's really. I mean, we talked to a lot. Obviously, we talked to a lot of girls that were in sororities. And, you know, know, it depends. A lot of them do, that is sort of those are their people for the rest of their

lives. That's what one would hope for. It's just so funny because I remember in college, in my, when I was living in the house, showing my roommate, I had hemorrhoids. And for like the first time, I didn't know what was going on. Oh my gosh. And they were like golf balls. But I remember like literally showing them to her and her screaming. But like the kind of thing that now, I don't think I would subject many people to that. I don't know if it was for us to your sorority sisters. Exactly. I mean, there was always obviously talk of sex, you know, in terms of like at that point in college with your sorority sisters. And I don't know, but it was complicated for me. I really didn't even know at that point, like I had had a couple of hookups. How do we even enjoy it?

You know, I was alone. I think at that age, that's probably common, right? I feel like, yeah, I don't even remember, like, being with my girlfriends in college and, like, talking about, like, orgasans or like, oh, like, now, you know, I'm like, oh, my God, this sex is amazing. And that's how we, like, me and my girls talk now, but, like, in college, I just remember it being very, like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, I, 100%. I don't think I had ever had work. Maybe even into my mid-20s with not. had had lots of them, but not with someone, not with a guy.

Yeah. Just couldn't let go in that way. The guys, too. I mean, when I look back on it in college, I had fun. And I was just, I feel like I was just having sex with my boyfriend because that was like what people did. Right. I wasn't necessarily doing it because I was like, oh, it feels so good.

You know? Yeah. All our listeners that are in sororities now are going to, something to look forward to. Something to look forward to. Yeah, right. Yes. Listen, I know that we are, obviously there are girls at that age that are enjoying sex. Yes.

Well, probably now more in this generation. I feel like there's so much online. Right. That's true. That's true. They're like, is guidance, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.

But, yeah, I mean, I feel like it was just so innocent when I was in school. Right. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist, Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports. Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.

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the problem. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It started more than seven years ago when Cindy and Kenny were two 40-somethings who had just gotten engaged. Days later, they were,

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Listen to season three of Burden of Guilt on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So listen, we're going to bring in some stories from some of our listeners and see, you know, what we think. And so we're going to start out with Kate. Hi, my name is Kate, and I went to Clemson. And I've never been known to be a sleepwalker. But one time when I was spending the night at my situation ships house, I was sleeping with him and woke up in the middle of the night, I guess, and sleptwalk to his roommate's room and got into bed with him and woke up at 9 a.m. the next morning, so confused where I was, but a more especially, I looked to my right, and it was the guy was sitting with roommate. And you can imagine how mortifying and embarrassing that was.

And again, I'd never slept before, so I was so confused. But yeah. Oh my God. Wait, I need to know. Details. Like what happened? What happened? Did she tell?

I don't know. Did she know she sleptwalk at that time? What about the boyfriend? Was he like, what the fuck? What happened? Did he believe her when she was like, I don't know how I got here. Here's a thing. It's actually a really good way.

If you're, huh, if you are hot for your boyfriend's roommate, yeah, I was sleeping. Yeah, I was sleepwalking. Or friend, roommate, whatever. Yeah. I should use that one because, like, a lot of people love to say that I am a homie hopper, which... Your what? Homie hopper? What does that mean?

Like, you hook up with your friend, you're, like, you'll hook up with, like, a guy and then, like, one of his guy friends. Which technically, like, I think they all are talking about West and Kyle. Right. But I don't know. That was just, like, a random one-off. But my friends in college, like I hooked up, like I was dating someone. They're saying that you, they're talking about you and West and Kyle? Yeah.

Because I hook up. Hold on. You're that, Sally? Yes. Holy shit. So hold on a second. Are you dating Kyle right now? No.

We're not dating. He must be the luckiest. I don't know what. So wait a second. So you hooked up with West. So let me just, I don't know if you know the stories. Let me be very clear. I did not ever hook up with West.

Okay. So you were rumored to hook up with West. Right? Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yes. That's crazy.

This is a different episode. You have to bring me on with your mama. I have to. We have to. No, it's the dumbest fucking thing. I remember all of that. Oh my God. It was so horrible.

I cannot even tell you how I need a glass of wine. This is a different episode. Yeah, you should give one. But let me assure you on the lives of my husband and children. I never hooked up with kissed, held hands with West Wilson, who I loved. Like, he was so good to me, got Kyle and Jesse and everyone on the show was so sweet, warm, and adorable. And they will fool you. He didn't fool me because we didn't fuck. I had nothing. There was no fooling. They'll fool you, like into thinking they're like really good guys.

I personally think Kyle is a great guy. Love Kyle. Yeah. But like, I don't think. I think like Wes and I spent a weekend together and he was like, it almost feels like now he was like putting on a show of like a such a nice guy. Really? That gave me so much attention and like, I, see, I don't know him. Believe it, please, that I don't know him at all in that way. Yeah. And then Jesse. Yes. You don't like Jesse? No, I love Jesse. I was, I have a special place for my heart in my heart,

for Jesse. He's has he's had history with my roommate. Okay. And I just saw how he acted one night at a strip club and it was a big turnoff. Yes. Really? Yes. Like he disappeared.

Like he was like in the back room with like people strippers. Yeah. All night. I guess to each their own. No judgment. Yeah, no judgment. But it just really gave me the heck. What's up fam? I'm Sports journalist Ari Chambers.

Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and I heart women's sports. Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us

way too much to talk about these days. So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is, like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries,

the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire timeline. And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week. Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalinka. Shout out to you, Naomi.

You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea.

Every week, the news gets worse. The world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem. If you come over here to play games, I'ma check you, okay? If you do some in the news that don't sound good, I'm gonna play you.

Join Yomeneika Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast. You're the problem with Yamanika. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? New episodes weekly every Wednesday as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network.

If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less, so I don't have to do so much. So join Yamanika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem? I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Nick Titoro.

You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard. or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street Pizza to a new guest. Are you delivering pizza now?

Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing my belt? To Alex Rodriguez. Just to let you people know, we're talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody

so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now, We even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness, Delivering Happiness. Mariano Rivera. Thank you. Oh, my God. And many, many more.

Open your free High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Totoro. And listen now. I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It started more than seven years ago when Cindy and Kenny were two. 40-somethings who had just gotten engaged. Days later, they walked into a scorched earth war they never saw coming. Turn around and place your hands by your back. The cops given to my house

and threw me in jail. And to Cindy's surprise, her fiance, Kenny, was charged with abusing one of her children. I never once doubted Kenny, and I always doubted the accusation. On season three, a burden of guilt, you'll hear a story about the lengths someone will go to in order to get what they want. This case has got to be one of the most despicable. Listen to season three, a burden of guilt on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Right.

So our next fabulous sex story from college is coming from Parker. Hi there. This is Parker. And I went to the University of Arizona. and my crazy story is about a guy who was in a fraternity. I'm not going to name. And we had been hooking up for a while, going to formals, doing all the things. We weren't dating, but we were in a situation ship, as you might say.

And after one of the formals, we went back and we hooked up, whatever, did the thing. and while we were sleeping, I was sleeping over at his place. He got up in the middle of the night, and I was like trying to say like, what are you doing? Like, blah, blah, because it woke me up. We hadn't been sleeping for that long. And she wasn't answering me. And I was like, what are you doing trying to talk to him?

And all of a sudden, he starts to pull his pants down and starts peeing on the floor in the of his room. And I was like, oh my God, oh my God, what are you doing? Like, I was trying to get him to go to the bathroom. And he was completely asleep and fully sleepwalking. I had no idea what was going on. And... And... Sleepwalking. Peed on the floor, put his pants back on, and got back into bed. So of course, I literally hopped down a bed, jumped over the pee, and ran out of his apartment. Not the jumping over the pee.

And we stopped cooking up after that. So there's my story. I really want to know what your guys take on why guys pee when they're drunk. I don't know what that is, but I'm traumatized. Bye. This one's, it's way too home for me. I mean, this is the ex I was telling you Jackson of five years. He would do this all the time. Get out.

And I found it very funny. Like, he couldn't, like, he would wake up really, drunk and disoriented and like not know if he was at my house like wherever we were and I think I have videos of him just struggling around and he'll like open cabinet drawers and like think it's the toilet and start peeing it and I'm just cackling videoing him so like but situation ship I'd get out of there like I knew this guy for three years back then again if a guy did that I know that I would have just been like he he he and it wouldn't have even phased me for a second I would have jumped right back into bed.

Same. Like, I would have been like, let, like, it wouldn't have faze me. I would have been, like, shaking him, like, wake up. Yeah, today, no, no boy, no. Today, no, I wouldn't go for it. Wait, I feel like you have a, oh, you don't have a boyfriend now. Is Jackson still in your life? No.

Was he your love? Was he the one so far, so far? Yeah. He was the one that got away, for sure. I can tell. Yeah. Got away. Where'd he go?

Well, I loved him. I fell in love with a, well, thought I fell in love. a, well, thought I fell in love with a neurosurgeon in Virginia. But, I mean, not at the same time. Like, we were long distance, so we, like, broke up for a little bit of time. And then we were, like, let's date other people and make sure we're each other's person. And then I met my ex-fiance and I remember the day before I got engaged, Jackson called me. He phased on me. And one of my girlfriends had told him. And he goes, my ex-fiancee is going to proposed to you tomorrow.

He's like, if it's a rain you're searching for, like, I'll buy one right now. And I was like, I'm sorry, I'm marrying this other guy. Does he know how you feel now? No, because, like, I really don't think that we'd work out now, like, especially with my life. And everyone thinks that I should reach out to him, but I'm like, I am not. He looks happy. He has a cute girlfriend.

I'm like, I am not ruining this guy's life, okay? Because I am a ball of chaos. In the very best way. Yes. I'm like, we need to get Sally together before she... Listen, I am a ball of chaos at age 58. My husband is, he's like this. And you only have to, I think, one of each.

That's what I need. Yes. Okay, guys, that is it for this episode of Dirty Rush. Thank you for joining us this week. Please make sure that you follow us on Instagram and TikTok at Dirty Rush podcast. So you don't miss new episodes, exclusive clips and more. Bye, guys. Portlandia fans.

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