The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast - Dirty Rush: Sleeping at Sigma Nu, Dating a Delta Sig, Situation-ships with SAEs, Liaisons with Lamba Chi’s…We’re Taking You Inside the Walls of Late Night at a Fraternity

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

What’s it like to spend the night in a fraternity???  We’ve got the hook ups and horror stories…and did anyone do the dreaded walk of shame?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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episode of Dirty Rush. Today, callers are calling in and telling us their frat story, disaster, mishaps, walk of shame. They're really coming on here today and telling it all. I'm super excited for this episode, so let's get into it. Okay, I'm excited. So what fraternity story do you have for me? So I was a DG and the DG's Delta Gamma president would marry the SAE president. and we had a full-on Italian wedding. Oh, okay. I've seen so many people do that at universities. With bridesmaids, like food, hors d'oeuvres, dancing.

Like, we went all out that it was like a full, but it was so much fun. Oh, I love that. Wild. Yes, that was a blast. Another fraternity named Arcania, they had something called Fireman's Fling. And so during the day, they take you to a park during on fire tracks, and that was super fun. But at night, the girls, I did not do this,

would climb out of the window down the ladder in their, like, t-shirt and underpants and they'd, like, shine a spotlight. Oh, my gosh. Wait, that's hilarious. Okay. Yeah. So it was almost like they were flashing.

I mean, they were definitely, like, everybody watched women climb down the ladder. So that was wild. And it was written up in Playboy, too. Oh, wow. Well, that's legendary. Yes. Delta Gamma was right across the street from the president's house and their pool.

And I would like go swimming there all the time, which I can't believe I did that, looking back. And then I'd get out of the pool to go get my clothes because we'd be skinny dipping and the Theta's would have stolen my clothes. So I'd have to like run back, ring the doorbell and hope the house mom wouldn't answer. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. So it was more so like you guys just like had fun with the frat. yeah they were actually really good guys but you just like had fun I feel like did what any young kid would do you skinny dipped you had some fun you fooled around and you lived life in

college exactly I'm a little surprised I didn't sleep with my dates that I went skinny dipping with but I didn't I mean yeah you were pretty up close and personal at that point I did have a boyfriend that was um way over in the townhouses which was like across the delta like across the delta like across the river and so I do remember a few mornings like getting all my clothes and like screwing across the fence and like over the river like back home to the DG house in time for breakfast still in your party dress the night before I feel like honestly though that would never happen now like it just shows how like during your time like it was so it was more carefree I feel and if you did that now you would be

judged so hard, you would be probably blacklisted and X, Y, and Z. It would be the end of the world if girls were skinny dipping with frac guys and climbing down a ladder with a white t-shirt and white underwear. Like, that would just not be okay now. But it just shows like how times have changed and how things were so much more carefree. Yes, it was. But we did all take care of each other. And we also clearly had fun. Okay, Mary, well, thank you so much for coming on Dirty Rush. Okay, bye. Bye. Hey, Tracy, and welcome to Dirty Rush. What do you have for me today? Thank you. This story actually gives me PTSD. Oh, God. And the best part is that the guy who was the fraternity boy that I slept with is now my fiance. So at least it worked out. Thank God. It came full circle.

Thank God. It came. full circle. So he never looked at you differently. Just know that. Yes, correct. And it involves going to the bathroom. So this was probably like the third time I ever slept at this fraternity with him. This was my freshman year of college. And this is very TMI, but I'm a very, I feel like a lot of women will relate. I'm a very backed up person. Like if I have to go, I have to go. I got to take that opportunity. I mean, honestly, same. Like to not be gross. Like I could go anywhere. So right. You don't want to like fart, you know, you just want to go to the bathroom. You don't want to. No, exactly. So anyways, we had Taco Bell, of course, at like 3 a.m. after we were out at a fraternity party. And then we went to bed. And this is like 4.45 in the morning. My stomach is making like crazy ass noises. And I'm on this top bunk of this cold dorm in the pitch dark. I'm like, oh my God. Like I haven't gone to the bathroom. And like, oh, my God. Like, I haven't gone to the bathroom and like, a day or two and I need to do something about this but they all like share a bathroom and it's only like

one the stalls are downstairs yeah no I remember the fraud houses they're so gross but I thought I couldn't make it to the downstairs so I'm like oh god I'm gonna have to go in this one stall like hopefully everything's okay so I go in the stall and I don't know about you but like do you put toilet paper on the toilet seat. A hundred percent. You need to do that every time. Exactly. Especially in a frat house. Yes. It's disgusting. There's pee all over. You know, guys don't put the seat up. So there was like some crust on that seat. I don't even know. And so I put a bunch of toilet paper on the seat, probably like, I was still a little drunk, probably like eight layers of toilet paper for full protection. I mean, you don't know. Frat boys are disgusting. And,

And you can also, like, get STDs off of toilet seats, FYI. Exactly. And you don't know if someone puked on it. I don't know. So anyways, I go to the bathroom, normal bathroom. Like, it's not like I, you know, have a, you know, chaos situation or whatever. And then I go to flush. And, of course, because of my eight-layer toilet seat, it starts, like, the water starts rising.

It starts making, like, gurgling noises. It's bubbling. Full-on about to, like, explode. And I'm like, oh my God, oh my God. Like I didn't know what to do. And I'm like, no, I would have fully panicked. I think I would have ran out of the house. And like you, the number two was like on the top floating.

No, no. I would have literally, literally died. I would have died. Exactly. So I attempted to run and I'm like, I'm going to go get my shoes. I'm going to Uber back to my dorm. Like, I got to get out of it. A hundred percent.

I would have left so quick. You wouldn't have even seen me. Well, I thought that was. was the plan. And then as I was walking out, the guy that I was seeing my fiancé now, ironically, I had to pee in the middle of the night. Or maybe he was wondering where I was. He probably woke him up when you got up. And then he was probably like, oh, well, I'll just peeve right now too. Right. Exactly. That's what he was doing. He's like, I'm just going to go pee. I'm like, no, no. And he's like, why did you puke? I'm like, even worse. I'm like, no, it's flooding. He's like, well, let me fix it. I'm

really good at this, pushes me. And then he sees my number two in the toilet. And I'm like almost in tears. And I thought he's never going to talk to me again after that. But it all worked out. And now we're so comfortable around each other. I mean, you could probably next to each other at this point, which is great. Like the third week of us knowing each other, he saw my shit in the toilet. So that's my story. Well, now he's your fiance. So it all worked out. And the toilet, by the way, took 24 hours to fix. I'm so happy that you guys are this comfortable with each other. This is how comfortable, I think, every married couple needs to be.

So you're there. And you were there on the third night. At least I got it over with. And at least I used protection on that seat. I don't care. It was worth it. Oh, yeah, for sure. So, yeah, that's my story.

Good luck to all the girls out there. Well, thanks, Tracy. Thank you for coming on Dirty Rush. Of course. Thanks, Gia. Bye, guys. Hey, Riley, and welcome to Dirty Rush. Hi.

Thanks for having me. So I'm excited to hear your frat story. Yeah. Are you in the frat house often? Not particularly. I was definitely someone that liked someone to come over to mine. I have a clean room. I mean, I agree.

They're disgusting. Yeah. And I'm also. like to kind of go to bed when I want to go to bed and they play music too loud. But I did venture over there a couple of times. And it definitely, I definitely left my mark, which was unfortunate. And also, I assume this happens to many people because all hot girls have bad stomachs. But I'm gluten-free. So, like, oh, would you eat the pizza that night? I have no idea. I might have just had too much fun. And I was with this younger boy. Oh, my God. What a cougar.

Yeah. It was fun. It was really fun. But I was supposed to be like this top-notch hot girl because he was younger and we were having a sleepover this is probably like our third time having a sleep over and i didn't realize that i must have done this in the middle of the night before but i farted and not only woke myself up but i also woke up said really attractive younger boy and he looked around you did not like crock dust him I pretended to be asleep like I fully cropped us at him which which like rose personal issues within myself realizing that I was crop dusting myself all these times and that coincidentally was the last time he ever had a sleep over with me which was super unfortunate so

farted under the sheets, pretended you were sleeping, pretended it wasn't you and that maybe it was someone else. It was someone else. Yeah. And so, yeah, that I'm a girl with a bad stomach, that's for sure. Never got the call back. Never got the call back. He was always super nice, but, yeah, I ruined it, like fully.

Note to self, girls, don't fart. Yeah, I've tried to hide with future boys that I don't fart and then they somehow come out. You have to reach a certain point. I mean, maybe not, don't do it early on, but like you have to then become comfortable. Like now I fart in front of my boyfriend. Well, to deviate from the whole idea. Not like grossly, but like, you know, when it happens, it happens. We're all human.

But like doing it at the frat house when you're having a sleepover maybe. For the first or second time, maybe not the best idea. No, but I have found someone where farting in my sleep and waking them up is now acceptable because I did that in front of my boyfriend after one month of dating. So it's something that I've just always had to deal with. And I've finally found someone that accepts me for who I am. I'm so happy for you, Riley. Thank you for sharing your story on Dirty Rush.

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which was bizarre. I don't know. Was this like a tradition at your school? Like the like the freshman boys wanted to basically host their own recruitment? Like were they even affiliated with a frat yet? They were hosting their own recruitment. It was like apparently they had this whole deliberation. We really saw a unique, my dorm specifically had a very social floor.

And so we had some friends in multiple frats. and we got to see kind of how they all looked at these applications. And they might have been more intense than the girls in picking their quote-to-quote pledge class. Oh, so they were basically picking, like, who they would want to sleep with. It felt like that in a way. Basically, like, loading up their roster of girls that they would like were interested in. They were messy with it.

Can I just say, like, they would weaponize this power and be like, like, well, you're not going to be part of our C-Sash, you do. And like, oh, I mean, I was in a relationship freshman year, but I had friends that were in situationships with guys in certain fraternities. And it was this whole anxiety-inducing, oh, my God, if we end, then I'm not going to be in this C-Sash. And I'm not going to be in this like fraternity summer, you know, house kind of thing. And I'm from a place where a lot of my friends go to.

school in like the SEC and like the south and this is a complete foreign concept to them yeah i mean i have no idea what you're talking about either so this is something new to me as well my parents it took a lot of convincing for them to let me do this and it was this very interesting bizarre application process that they sent out this google form and i'll never forget we were in our dorm freshman year and it dropped like the lists of who got into what sort of seashash it was honestly probably more groundbreaking than like getting into sororities as a whole right that's so funny we were obviously living in the frat house which was insane everyone called it this kind of like summer camp esk this was honestly something i feel like was like kind of cute and it like

opened up like and it honestly gave you a way to meet new people and kind of socialize in college. I found it really fun. It sounds fun. I mean, it's college summer camp. That sounds pretty cool.

Basically is what they would they would call it. The boys were putting full on trees in our bathroom and there was I don't know, they were throwing frat parties and I can't imagine what it was like as a like full time living in a fraternity house but it was fun for six weeks I would never do it

again for sure it was an experience and you did it as a freshman which makes it even more of a more like even more of a memorable experience definitely grace thank you so much thanks okay hey mattie welcome to dirty rush hi thanks for having me um okay my story was fresh year. And everyone just lived in regular dorms freshman year, but we had a sink in our room, and that will come back in our story. Okay. And freshman year, I'd been hooking up with this guy all, kind of all year, like on and off. I feel like classic situation ship. Like, definitely didn't like me that much, but we hooked up when he would text me. Yeah. And so it was like kind of during the end of our year, like during, in the spring.

And everyone had been out dardying all day. And then I went back to my room and I passed out. And then I woke up from a text from him being like, do you want to like come over? And my roommate wasn't home. My roommate wasn't there that weekend. So I was like, okay, like you could come to my room because there's no one here. So he comes over. It's like honestly late at night.

It's like when you woken up from day drinking and you're like having a resource of energy. And he came over. and we are hooking up like normal and I can like tell something's like off and like weird and I'm like are you okay and he stands up and he's like I think I'm going to throw up and throws up in your sink yeah and I was like can you please I was like make it down the hall I was like the like just go to the woman's bathroom it's like the middle of the night no one will even be here and he's like I can't so he throws him in my sink in the middle of the night and then he was like I'm so sorry but I also can't stay and

doesn't clean it up and leaves and I'm with like this sink he like tried to clean up but I was like this is like everyone's like I was like this isn't working so he left his throat in my sink and I didn't have a roommate either at the time and I was like had to call my other friends who were all sleep and I was like I don't even know what to do didn't even have any like cleaning supplies because you live in a dorms like what are you cleaning very limited yeah very limited and I was just like the next morning I woke up and I was like, I really wish that was a real nightmare, but it actually happened. So did you have throw open your sink the next day? I had throw open my sink and then I cleaned it. Oh my God. So you slept with that stinkiness? Oh my God. It was so bad. I like

literally had to call my friends and get their like air like spray. Oh my God. That's actually terrible. And the fact that he left you with his throw up, like who does he think you are his maid? He could have at least cleaned up after himself, who raised him? I don't know. Literally, no one, I guess. And then they texted him the next day and I said, you were really going to throw up my sink and leave. So I was like, again, you can't get away with this. And my friends obviously were like, this is the funniest thing that's ever happened.

Like, we're like dying laughing. So they took a picture of me sending him a text of like, you throw open my sink. And my friend posted it on her private story. and his friend was on her private story and was like, didn't my friend actually do this? And my friend was like, yeah. And then I was like, and then he was like, why would you tell people? I was like, why wouldn't I tell people?

Also, like, needed help cleaning up your throw up. And I needed to ask my friends for some supplies because my room spent like, thank you. Yeah. So that was like truly like, I think back, that was like one of the worst nights ever. And I was left with it in my room. That's disgusting. Boys are such assholes.

That's horrible. Like the worst ever. Oh, my God. Well, Maddie, thank you so much for telling me your story. And I hope nobody ever throws up in your sink ever again. No, unless it's... And if they do, I hope they have manners next time. Same.

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Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders, on the eye-heartedly. Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, Sarah, and welcome to A Dirty Rush. Thank you so much for having me. Thanks for coming on. Okay, so I, throughout my years in college, slept at the fraternity house many a time. because I dated a boy all throughout college and who lived at the fraternity house for two years.

Oh, my God, he loved it. Yeah. You know, it was really like common to just be in the sorority of fraternity house for one year, but he went back for a year too, just like, I guess, I'm going to get enough. He slept to eat and breathe the fraternity house. Yeah. And that came with many humbling experiences. but one of which was after the fraternity had thrown this big party it was like ski themed I think

and we were all wearing like puffer jackets and wearing like ski goggles and whatever I had somehow made so all of his like all of the and all of the rooms in the fraternity house it would be like four guys to one room and there would be two sets of bunk beds and he was always on the top of bunk and so I had had a little bit too much to drink one of these nights and had stumbled up and he had tucked me into his top bunk and like he would always like push my butt up the ladder and hoist me up there and I like fell asleep and that's that's the last thing that I remember until I woke up hours later it's like maybe I fell asleep at 1 a.m and I woke up at 5 a.m. to him shaking me and all the lights on

and I was next to his best friend who was upstairs in his bed so I had either slept walked or I don't know maybe dreamt of sleeping with his friend I swear I do not remember

or had no intention and did the friend know you were there either or he was just as shocked he like his story is that he rolled over and saw me right now like woke up to me like climbing into his bed and was like what are you doing there i think maybe i had got you know gotten up maybe to go to the bathroom or you throw up or something and i just got confused and walked upstairs and thought it was his bad because he was like

all the rooms of the like the layouts of the rooms were the same and you got confused you got You know, it was a It was a fuzzy night. Mistake. A fuzzy night. I was getting really warm and cozy with all of the fraternity brothers that evening, I guess. But yeah, that's my story. And, you know, ever since then, that boyfriend were no longer together was a little skeptical of me and his best friend because he was a little like, why?

what led you, even in your, you know, drunk state, what led you to go upstairs and do that? And I just was like, I'm innocent, I promise. I did not mean to do that. And really, yeah, was obviously embarrassed by that. But that is probably my worst sleeping over at the fraternity story. Oh, my God. I love that. Well, thank you so much for sharing.

Thank you for having me. Hey, Stella. Welcome to Dirty Rush. Hi. Thank you. Okay, so my story is one morning. I like, so I slept out at this guy's house. I had never met him before. This was like the first time. I slept over there. And I woke up to my alarm like blaring. Like it was going off so loud and I couldn't get it to stop. Like it was just going so loud, blaring, woke us both up. And I tried to turn it off and I figured out that my phone was fully disabled. So I couldn't get the alarm off. It just kept blaring. And we both couldn't figure out how to turn it off. So we ended up getting ourselves together. And he actually had to drive me to the Apple store just to get it fixed. The worst part of this entire story the night before was a Christmas party.

So I'm in a full-fledged Santa costume, head to toe Santa outfit at the Apple store. He drops me off. They can't figure out how to turn off the alarm. So I have to go through the process of buying an entire. new iPhone at the Apple Store in my full-fledged Santa costume from head to toe. Oh my God. Yeah, it was crazy. Honestly, really nice of the guy to take you to the Apple Store. It was really nice of him, but unfortunately, we actually never spoke again after this. So at least he dropped me off of the Apple Store, though, and there was no walking. So he did the good deed and then he was done. Yeah, did the good deed, and then he was done, and we never spoke again. So that was my scary Santa costume horror story. That is so funny. Yeah.

At least you got a new phone out of it though. I mean, is that a plus? Because you probably had to pay for your new phone. Yeah, had to pay for the new phone. But I guess got a new phone and had a reason to buy one. And, you know, a good story is always a good reason to laugh. No, for sure. Well, thank you so much for sharing your story, Stella.

Of course. Thanks for having me on. Hey, Maria. And welcome to Dirty Rush. Hi, thanks for having me. Thanks for joining. I'm so excited to hear your story. It's kind of like a walk of shame, but a little more chaotic.

I don't know. But I stayed over at, we called it Upstairs OG. It was just this disgusting house, honestly. But three guys in one tiny room, they all had twin-sized beds, basically. basically like a summer camp for children. No, yeah. It's kind of like it reminds me like a lot of my friends and I rent like summer shorehouses and we do the bunk beds and the whole nine yards.

So I totally get it. Except afterwards you have to go home and take this massive long-ass shower where you just like are scrubbing your body raw because you don't know what you got there. But it was after a wine Wednesday and it was like raining and storming the night before. and I wake up to like a loud crash. Everyone jumps up and we look out like the window and a giant tree branch fell on a car. Oh my God. I realize it's one of the roommate's cars.

Oh, no. Getting ready for work. Like half of the tree has just fallen straight onto the front of it, completely totaled. everyone's like laughing freaking out obviously the one roommate whose car it actually was was panicking like of course that's horrible that's just like bad luck like what are the odds of terrible look but then the awkward part is I had to he was on his way to work and so the guy I was with had to drive him to work car was totaled obviously um and so I just awkwardly sat in the front while while the guy was in the back seat

on the phone with insurance I don't know how you explained that one I mean I'm sure he's been around his friend hooking up with girls before so it probably wasn't the worst thing in the world but just horrible timing and bad situation what made it even worse is like then one of their other friends like drove past

like again terrible timing all around but one of the other guys like drove past at the exact time like everyone was outside standing in front of the car and he did like a took a video posted it on TikTok and it went viral so everyone was just like laughing

Oh no His guy's face just like drop He just looks like pale like Oh it was heartbreaking Oh and that's actually so sad What a way to start your work morning right That's horrible Most memorable carpool for me honestly

Yeah I mean I think it was worse for the guy's car Yeah And the guy than you You were just a bystander in the situation. I was just a bystander. Totally fine. Nothing happened to me.

I at least got to say that I was there and I witnessed it. 100%. All right. Well, Maria, thank you so much for coming on to Dirty Rush and sharing your story. Thanks for having me. All right. And that is it for this week's episode of Dirty Rush. Until next time.

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