The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast - Golden Bachelor After Hours
Episode Date: February 3, 2025The sun has set on Pebble Beach, and Bob Guiney and Andrew Firestone are hosting an exclusive invite-only for the stars of the Golden Bachelor! Joan Vassos and Chock Chappell, Gary Livingston, Kathy S...warts, Sandra Mason, Charles “CK” King, Keith Gordon and Guy Gansert are all here and spilling the Golden tea!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly, and now I'm seriously suspicious.
Wait a minute, Sam.
Maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit.
Well, Dakota, luckily, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon.
This person writes, my boyfriend's been hanging out with his young professor a lot.
He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her.
Now he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone.
Hold up. Isn't that against school policy? That seems inappropriate.
Maybe find out how it ends by listening to the OK Storytime podcast and the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Almost Famous The OG Podcast, Pebble Beach Edition.
Bob getting here with my beautiful and talented co-host, Trista Wren, Ney Sutter,
slash Andrew Firestone.
Here we are again.
Buddy.
Wrapping it up.
Crushing it.
Wrapping up the day.
The day, which has been an amazing day.
It has been.
We woke up the Crackadon.
We did.
We met in here with Joan and Chalk.
Then we had a moment, of course, with C.K. and Sandra.
Loved it.
Then we headed out to the preserve, the golf course to the stars, as they call it.
But, you know, stars are just like us.
And they suck at golf, too.
And we all shit to bed.
It was a horrible day.
It wasn't a horrible day.
You know what?
Well, it was a wonderful day.
We're not measuring the day in strokes.
No.
Like you did in high school.
Hey!
I did win 14 out of 18 holes.
But when it came down to that final hole,
Andrew pushed us chips in, all of them.
And I Rock, Camaro, I Rock, Z28, 1984, pink slips,
and our kids' college funds.
Big bet.
At least 25,000.
Let's just say, I've got to work a little longer than I anticipate.
But you know what? The best part of the day was not the score on the card.
It was spending the day with these two fine gentlemen right here.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Garen C.K. was amazing.
They were in our for some. They were. We were a solid forsoom.
And we don't want to mention this to the other guys. They'll hear this eventually, but we hand-selected our group.
We did. We planned it yesterday.
Yeah, 100%.
True story. Based on, you know that. Based on security. No, no, no, but based on personality types.
Yeah. We just thought we would all vibe well.
And we also didn't want, you know, Adam, our host, who he's a particular guy.
Hold on, wait.
I'm supposed to be playing.
You would have been with us, too.
We would have had a six.
Yeah, sure would have.
I feel like you're always playing, Kathy.
I'm just not sure if it's golf, but I think you're always playing.
She's a baller.
Yes.
So I got to sit next to Kathy tonight.
What a treat that was.
Explain that game.
Kathy and Gary, to my left.
The T-K went over.
The T-Chain.
And I was watching a game of badminton or table tennis or tennis.
It was quite the back and forth.
Dark, what a treat.
I believe you likened it to the Game of Thrones and the challenges that were happening there.
It was, there was just a lot of, there was a lot of banter, a lot of back and forth.
I was refereeing.
I was cheering.
I was crying.
You know what you weren't doing?
Sharing your wine with me.
Oh, boy.
But have the two you guys met before?
Before this week.
Yes.
Yes.
You have.
Okay, good.
Okay.
There was a chemistry there that I thought was palatable.
I must say that we haven't really had a heart to heart.
Yep.
Talk.
Is that for Valentine's?
Even then, it wasn't like tonight was really special.
It was.
Oh.
It was special.
Sunday, so you were at the other end of the table.
So I saw you, you're at that end.
I was at the end with these two here.
And it was feisty.
It was friendly.
And how did we leave it?
I got up and left.
You came back and had dessert.
You did, you did stomp out.
She stormed off.
Wait, I did not storm out.
No, no, let me set the record straight.
I got up to use the facilities, as they say in the military.
Then I visited all the other tables.
because that's what one does when you're at a social gathering.
I got up and said a load to Amy's friends, chit-chatted, bantered, past the time of day.
Do podcasts, can they read an eye roll over here?
We'll plug that in in the, in the camera.
There's an eye roll going over here.
You kind of stormed off, but she did come back.
She did come back.
I'm telling you.
Was there something said that would have made her storm off?
No, no.
No, it was, it was, it was, I'll say Gary is an incredible connector of people.
Like, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, there's not a lot of, there's not a lot of,
there's not a lot of fluff with them. And I, and I, I, I think that, that, that, that, that, uh,
that, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, that,
made Kathy uncomfortable. Wait a second. No, I think his sincerity. I think, I think Gary's
sincerity did. In my humble.
opinion. Kathy Dutel. I'm going to honestly say to you, anyone who knows me knows I speak the
truth. I did not storm anywhere. And yes, Gary is a very direct and honest guy. Is that an
attractive quality to you? Because I am. Of course it is. I'm a direct. But I did not storm off.
I felt like a storm. You know why stormed off? It felt like a stump. Really? A little bit.
Ladies and gentlemen at home, if you're watching this podcast, which you're probably not,
because you don't have the video axe back.
But if you did, you'd see that I am sitting between these two people
and I'm watching Gary just, I smash the hell out of Kathy.
Okay?
I don't really know how to say it appropriately.
It's just a little awkward.
I feel like my right ear is pregnant right now.
My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly.
and now I'm seriously suspicious.
Oh, wait a minute, Sam.
Maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit.
Well, Dakota, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon.
This person writes, my boyfriend has been hanging out with his young professor a lot.
He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her.
Now, he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone.
Now, hold up.
Isn't that against school policy?
That sounds totally inappropriate.
Well, according to this person, this is her boyfriend's former professor, and they're the same age.
And it's even more likely that they're cheating.
insists there's nothing between them. I mean, do you believe him? Well, he's certainly trying to get
this person to believe him because he now wants them both to meet. So, do we find out if this person's
boyfriend really cheated with his professor or not? To hear the explosive finale, listen to the
OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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He never thought he was going to get caught. And I just looked at my computer screen. I was just
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forced you to choose between a maximum security prison or the most brutal boot camp designed to be
hell on earth? Unfortunately from Mark Lombardo, this was the
choice he faced. He said, you are a number, a New York State number, and we own you.
Shock incarceration, also known as boot camps, are short-term, highly regimented correctional programs
that mimic military basic training. These programs aim to provide a shock of prison life,
emphasizing strict discipline, physical training, hard labor, and rehabilitation programs.
Mark had one chance to complete this program and had no idea of.
the hell awaiting him the next six months.
The first night was so overwhelming, and you don't know who's next to you.
And we didn't know what to expect in the morning.
Nobody tells you anything.
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My name is Ed.
Everyone say, hello, Ed.
From a very rural background myself, my dad is a farmer, and my mom is a cousin.
So, like, it's not like...
What do you get when a true crime producer walks into...
a comedy club. I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality
nine years ago. I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. On stage
stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear. The 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old
man had killed his family. And then he came to my house. So what do you get when a true
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So, Sondra, you were down at the other end of the table, and you had your crew down
there.
How was, was, was it a lively banter?
that good conversation.
It was hard for me to be able to focus at the other end from what was happening
in my side.
So can you give me a little report like a sportscaster?
What was going on down there?
The ninth inning sounder.
What was going on at our end at the table was serious but fun conversation.
Okay.
Because Guy was talking about some of his experiences in the ER.
And we talked about death, viewing death, seeing death.
Really?
You guys got way heavier than we did.
Yeah, it was.
But it was stimulating.
yeah um the um and then keith chimed in and that's that's odd he's a chimer that's a whole
another that's not that keith would chime in episode uh conversation is this are you talking about
dr guy bigelow male jiggle was talking about experiencing death in the er yes he's an er doctor
no i did know that oh okay so yeah so we had very good conversation well he was sharing experiences
with us and i really enjoyed that Andrew and my speech was riveting yet at the same time captivating
playful, but just
buoyant enough to keep us all kind of feeling
dancing and happy. Was it?
It really was. Or is that just how I felt?
No, it really was. It really was.
Oh, thank you.
Guys, I've got to be honest. This guy, he
can polish a turd anywhere he goes.
Thank you, buddy. Thank you for bringing
it to me. C.K., let's get
to you. Today, I watched you on the golf course.
Uh-oh.
Go from someone who had
really never swung the club
to being someone who, A, was a
masterful putter.
B, the few times you did decide to actually drive the ball,
I think you outdrove me every time.
The most athletic person on the golf course was CK today.
Non-golfing.
Non-golfing.
No, but just your athleticism was amazing.
Well, I have to say, I had some super great coaches.
Like, everyone's coach.
Keep your head down.
First of all, nice and easy.
You were a great coach to me.
Oh, cheerleader.
Every time I'd be stepping up the ball and he's like,
Bob, you're only up 14 holes on Andrew.
What are you going to do next?
He was a good motivator and inspiring with his comments.
Especially in the middle of Gary's back swing several times.
Gary's getting ready to swing.
He's like, you can do it, buddy.
Yeah, it was really interesting.
Yeah, it was good, man.
We have a question.
Did you all play basketball?
What was your football?
No, we all played our...
There was rarely a time when there was a best ball.
They were all mediocre balls most of the time.
At best.
Sometimes they were.
Yeah, they were fuzzy balls.
Marginal.
But sometimes there were some long and pretty good shots.
Hold on,
did anybody have a hole in one?
There was no hole in ones.
Did anybody have heard of it?
You'd have heard about it.
I'm sure.
Oh, yeah.
It was a bit.
Did anybody chip in from off the green?
No.
No chipping.
Sounds like a boring day golf to me.
I got to be honest, it was riveting.
No, it was far from boring.
Andrew was the bar, the most entertaining.
I mean, I waited for him to shank a shell.
because he was the John McEnroll, like, out there.
Especially for the 11 holes.
Especially for the 11 holes when he sat in his cart and was on his phone.
Those were, to me, spectacular.
My golf buddy, my partner, my partner, left me in the middle of the round for another man.
I'd be honest, I've never felt that experience before until tonight.
And then when he came back to me, though, there was no remorse.
There was no.
There was his killer instinct.
I think the bigger question about.
He came back.
He wanted to take the title of my.
car by i rock i think the bigger question about that there may or may not have been an accident
or almost accident or oh you mean with two carts collided yeah let's recap that real quick
i'm just going to say this for the record i was at the wheel as i went around you guys you guys
were sitting there having hit your blinker on me i got my blinker on i checked both lanes i pulled
out uh i hit the gas at that time adam was doing like 80 i hit the gas i turned back to say something
I'm like, hey guys, you know, see at the gym later or something.
I was going to make a witty crack.
Smash right into someone who hit the brakes in front of me.
That was challenging.
It sounds like a no fault deal.
He needed a designated driver.
Yeah, no doubt.
And I will tell you, in years past, I would have needed one.
This year, for whatever reason, I didn't.
I don't know if my kidneys and liver have gotten bigger or what's going on with me,
but I was not as drunk as I should have been.
But traffic was back there for miles after that.
It really was.
It was a tough course.
There were a lot of people up there.
So now, this was a dinner that we've done many times before.
This had a different feel to it, new crew, and any takeaways, Sandra.
So you had your riveting conversation with a good doctor.
Dynamic at the table, what do you think?
This is a crew of people that you'd like to spend more time with.
Absolutely.
I really enjoyed myself this evening.
Because I got to know these guys a little more.
And I got to spend time with the ladies today
And then the gentleman's evening
So what did you guys do today?
We haven't talked about that.
I watched them shop.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Shopping's a spectator sport now.
For me, it is.
Yeah.
Yes, I wish it were for my wife.
No, seriously, if I bought one item.
I just say, wait, can I just say,
your wife is a master shopper.
She can go through a rack of clothes
and pull them out faster than anybody.
She's got an eye, man.
She does.
Bam, try this.
And a credit card.
She got them both.
Let me say, quick draw McGraw.
Magra.
Yeah, no doubt.
I wish we were not as quick at the draw if that were the case.
It was fine.
C.K., rate your day, one to ten.
How was it?
Oh, 11.
Awesome.
Yeah.
It was warmer than I thought.
Yeah, it got warmer out there.
Yeah, we all came out of her jackets.
Yeah, we did?
I think Gary almost came out of his shirt, but I said, not.
Close.
I remember that.
Close.
And he almost dropped his pants at nine
That was a very close
Can I just say we need to get some of the ladies
I was going to play golf
But I couldn't play
I did not want to say
Hold it up guys
Let me tee up from the Reds here
Next year
You should have
Because Andrew
Basically hit his ball to the Reds
On most of those holes
I wanted to see what it was like
From all the T-boxes
So I was sometimes
Equal Opportunity T-shot
You know what
That's what I do
Next year
One to 10
How was your day?
You know what would you guys
this crowd, it's always a
solid four or five.
I thought you're going to say
seven. That was actually not as nice as I expected.
Gary, to you, my man, you had a busy day
today on the chorus. It was a busy day.
How'd you feel about it, though? It was a great
day. Yeah. All throughout,
it was a solid ten.
And then to end it with these lovelies
and the dinner,
it was a solid ten. I'd say so, too.
It was a solid ten. Well.
No question about it.
I can tell you, speaking on behalf of Andrew and myself,
we loved having you guys here.
I think it's a whole new energy.
I mean, we've talked about it all day.
We're thinking golden's, you know,
nothing but golden moving forward.
Can I just be one request?
I love that.
I think you all said it, oh, I don't know,
let's say three or four times tonight
that for the first time you were not the oldest ones here.
Can we let that go now?
After this episode, yes.
I never said it.
That was Bob's question.
I believe it might have been.
a tagline that was fed to me by our producers, but I'll check with them later.
I'm just saying, you know, you don't have to run it.
It is kind of nice, though, I will say.
You know, I'm, I always talk about age-appropriate casting.
You know, I thought that's what made both the Golden Bachelor and the Golden Bachelor.
It's so great.
And then, of course, you know, Andrew's going to be 50 next year.
So this is nice that everyone here is around his age.
I'm telling you, right?
I have shoes older than Andrew.
Oh, my gosh.
I have kids older than Andrew.
I'm telling you.
Ditto.
Don't look anything close to 5-0, not even close.
You know what?
That's why you're my favorite.
And you're my favorite.
I mean that.
I mean that.
I said you looked in with a day of 40.
I know, but the way he said it, though,
he looked me right in my soul.
Kind of Luther Vandrossed it.
He did.
I like it.
I liked it.
Velvet teddy bear.
He's got it.
Oh, all right, guys.
Almost famous to OG's Pebble Beach.
Andrew, will you stick with me, buddy?
I'm not going to anywhere.
Awesome.
We're going to bring in the next batch of Goldens.
Let's bring them in.
My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly, and now I'm seriously suspicious.
Oh, wait a minute, Sam.
Maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit.
Well, Dakota, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon.
This person writes, my boyfriend has been hanging out with his young professor a lot.
He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her.
Now, he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone.
Now, hold up.
Isn't that against school policy?
That sounds totally inappropriate.
Well, according to this person, this is her boyfriend's former professor, and they're the same age.
And it's even more likely that they're cheating.
He insists there's nothing between them.
I mean, do you believe him?
Well, he's certainly trying to get this person to believe him because he now wants them both to meet.
So, do we find out if this person's boyfriend really cheated with his professor or not?
To hear the explosive finale, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
My name is Ed.
Everyone say hello, Ed.
Hello, Ed.
From a very rural background myself, my dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin.
So, like, it's not like...
What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?
I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago.
I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.
On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear.
Well, 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old man had killed his family.
And then he came to my house.
So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?
A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand-up comedy and murder takes center stage.
Available now.
Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
A foot washed up a shoe with some bones in it.
They had no idea who it was.
Most everything was burned up pretty good from the fire that not a whole lot was salvageable.
These are the coldest of cold cases, but everything is about to change.
Every case that is a cold case that has DNA right now in a backlog will be identified in our lifetime.
A small lab in Texas is cracking the code on DNA.
Using new scientific tools, they're finding clues in evidence so tiny you might just miss it.
thought he was going to get caught. And I just looked at my computer screen. I was just like,
ah, gotcha.
On America's Crime Lab, we'll learn about victims and survivors. And you'll meet the team
behind the scenes at Othrum, the Houston Lab that takes on the most hopeless cases to finally
solve the unsolvable. Listen to America's Crime Lab on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you get your podcasts.
What would you do if one bad decision forced you to choose?
between a maximum security prison
or the most brutal boot camp
designed to be hell on earth.
Unfortunately for Mark Lombardo,
this was the choice he faced.
He said, you are a number,
a New York State number, and we own you.
Shock incarceration, also known as boot camps,
are short-term, highly regimented correctional programs
that mimic military basic training.
These programs aim to provide
a shock of prison life,
emphasizing strict discipline,
physical training, hard labor, and rehabilitation programs.
Mark had one chance to complete this program
and had no idea of the hell awaiting him the next six months.
The first night was so overwhelming, and you don't know who's next to you.
And we didn't know what to expect in the morning.
Nobody tells you anything.
Listen to shock incarceration on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Almost famous to OG's Pebble Beach, we are back with our next group of our favorite
Goldens here in the room of goodness, the podcast, Palace.
It's Bob Guinea here, of course, with my constant co-host, Trista Sutter, Neyren,
slash Andrew Firestone, buddy.
I mean, you have taken a seat, Joan, all the way over there, away from these.
Has this been a...
Is this because she's had enough?
Have you had enough?
Yeah, she's had her film.
I had seven weeks in a mansion with them.
And two days in Carmel, I'm done.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't smell, Joe.
Wow.
You know, Keith, they say you can't smell yourself.
That's a good point.
You had to bring that up.
Oh, I'm just messing with you.
Guys, we've had such a great day today.
The men went golfing today.
The ladies got to do a beautiful lunch out of the hacienda
and then went shopping downtown.
in Carmel.
Great shopping.
So how was your day, Joan?
Oh, my God.
Great shopping.
And I got to hang out with the ladies.
And so I was with, I was obviously with Kathy.
And then Sondra joined us.
And I got to be with your wife.
Yes.
I got to know her.
And I got to be with Amy.
So we had a great day.
Actually, it was really fun.
There is phenomenal shopping in Carmel.
Yeah.
And it's literally right around the corner.
Yeah, it's really spectacular.
We are right in the heart of it.
Yeah, pretty amazing.
Well, I'm glad you had such a great day.
Yeah, it's such a beautiful little downtown, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
And that lunch was phenomenal.
And the drive up to the place where we had lunch at the top of the mountain,
that was probably some of the most beautiful scenery I've ever seen.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I mean, unless you're like my wife who gets car sick.
And then it was actually probably pretty brutal for some of those folks.
Well, nobody threw up.
No, between Canyon and Chalk, I would know who was going to fall apart first.
Chalk was sweat like a little bit.
He was.
He was.
So guys, now, you weren't in the foursome with Andrew and I.
How was your golf day?
I thought it was a great day.
Let's go back.
No, I'm just, it was, it was, it was a fan.
Let's go back to the first show on The Bachelor.
No, it was, it was a little rough to begin at the beginning,
but about the fourth of a fifth hole started to warm up.
The sun came out.
It was fantastic from then all.
So are you guys competitive with each other on the golf course?
No, not really at all.
No?
No.
But being a true four handicap, I had to carry these guys.
Yeah.
So were you cheering each other off?
All right, let's go with this.
On a serious note, though, it was,
Chuck and I, you know, we got along in the show.
I mean, you know, but he always said, I'm this guy.
I'm like, yeah, whatever.
He goes, no, I can have a drink here.
I can do this here.
We had, we were in the same cart together.
It's the first time I've gotten to hang out with you for,
I mean, when you were in a cart with somebody together for four hours,
It is, it's a, you either love them or hate him.
And by the way, we, we guys are still sitting close to each other.
We're still standing close.
I love the guy.
No, it was a good, good, good time.
No, we had, you know, guy and everybody, we had a great for some.
It was really nice.
But seriously, sitting next to chalk all day today, I, you got to see my sense of human.
Oh, God.
And Joe's like, I've had enough.
I laughed at his jokes
Oh, that's nice
That's nice
But objectively, Guy came on strong at the end
Oh, he did
Yeah, very good
Well, I was gonna say, you know,
We were watching you guys play it on 18
And we all know, I mean, Guy admittedly,
first time you ever really got out there in golfed
You know, I mean, you've been trying lately
To learn the game and
Exactly
I watched your, you took a cut,
You guys were doing like best ball on 18
It was your shot in, your pro shot
Probably about, you know, maybe 150 yards out
me 180 yards out guy gets up there first flubs his first shot immediately pulls the ball back
and smashes like great contact great everything on that second ball talk no tell about you actually
i don't know how many rounds you've ever played in the last year but i thought you would suck
today and you did yeah you only sucked a little bit you were smoking the ball you only sucked a little
I love it. So, you know what, golf is awesome and everything, but I want to actually talk about dinner.
Okay.
I want to talk about the dynamic at dinner after a day of golf.
When we rolled in, when we rolled in the singles.
Which was, no, but I mean, just overall.
I mean, here, here we had this amazing day of golf.
Yeah. We have this, you know, very elegant dinner.
Yeah. Oh.
And I want to talk about the dynamic there. We talked with the, with another crew here just a minute ago about their experience.
What, how was dinner for you guys?
guy guy did guy he get to eat no i didn't see guy eat listen he was too busy what was he doing
well i was watching dr guy bigelow male jingalow worked that room it seemed it seemed kind of low key
and then these women walked in and then guy why did you see the volume got turned up to 12 i don't know
what i think he saw bonn wait this is the first time you're short of words right now guys
Hey, hey, hey, hey, can the doctor give a diagnosis right now?
Can you please this?
Oh, my God.
By the way, Myron knows how to be a nearer doctor, Dave.
But anyway, go ahead.
He does.
You know, dinner was great.
Dinner was great.
And the company was fantastic.
You know, always, we have dinner.
Which company specifically?
I'll get around to it.
Let me lead into this.
Anyway, the company, you always talked to people around you.
And it was great company.
I was by Sandra and Amy and it was we were having a great conversation then all of a sudden some of Amy's friends walk in right and they sold the show right well so Sandra was telling us about how you guys had this amazing conversation about your experience in the ER and and then but but also there I mean I'm not going to lie there was a there was this distracted moment when there was a whole crew of ladies come up and thank God you were there to escort them in and show them
where to sit.
I'm just telling you,
you are a chivalrous gentleman,
and I appreciate that.
You're the nice guy.
You were the nicest guy,
and it was all about them.
That's what I mean.
It was all about them.
The selflessness that he showed in that moment,
to make sure that they were comfortable,
they had a place to sit,
that they all had,
you know,
so nice of you guys.
Everything else they needed.
There's no TV here.
No, there's brightness coming in.
Are you blushing?
A little bit, yes.
I think, Keith, that maybe you should admit to your guilt in this a little bit, too.
You were right there on the end, too.
Oh, ow, ow.
No, I thought it was secondary.
I was secondary, but I came in because I was like, well, I didn't want him to feel bad.
Oh.
You're so good.
He was taking all.
Bullsh, bullshit.
I did say, though, when they walked in, I've never seen somebody get up from their chair so fast.
And I said, and C.K. was sitting next to me.
I said, C.
I said, how long...
This is Guy you're talking about.
Yeah, I said, how is Guy going to figure
how to get his chair from that table
over to this table and not be super obvious.
It took about 30 seconds.
And what did I do?
I just put my chair up and I moved on it.
But then you need a wingman.
And Seth, Keith is so generous.
You are so...
I am a giver.
Honestly, I've never seen someone
just give of themselves so freely
as you did in that moment.
It's tough, because I was having a great conversation with Joan and Chalk, I think.
Yes.
And Kenyon.
He was beautiful, but he needed help.
Right.
And he walks over and they immediately said, oh, is he the girl dad?
Oh, see that.
They recognize.
We remember you.
That's nice.
Oh, yeah, it was me.
You guys can only hope to have three daughters.
Anybody out there, whoever's talking about, yeah, just have three daughters.
And then go talk to table full ladies.
So, I mean, let's just cut to the chase.
So what was the, how would the end of the night come?
Do we get any numbers?
Do we get any numbers?
Any soft contact pillow fights?
8, 675-309, Jenny.
Jenny, Jenny.
That might be left for another episode, but I'll tell you what, the viewers and the listeners want to know.
And again, no, you were not out of line at all.
You were being very kind and very sweet to that.
them it was just but from where we were sitting it was it was just very fun to watch right it probably
was i can because it was a very guy day like we had a very like macho day golfing and we did
you know jacuzziing together there was a there was a lot of guy guys but i mean when you got
dude soup going on it's pretty nice right 10 dudes in a tub were you in the tub with him
hell yes yeah i don't shy away from any hot tub i was a bachelor you can you want to tell all your
fans well i think everybody knows america knows already that if there's a hot tub i'm in it
And, you know, Andrew and I, unfortunately, have both been kind of conditioned to do that in our life.
So you guys still have two more days.
And, Joan, you have two more days with this crew here, this motley bunch.
Luckily, I have some of my Goldman-Bow shirt-women with me.
So, yeah, I don't have to handle these guys alone.
Kathy, though, she's a great wingman because she loves to do a little love connection.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you do.
We are watching Kathy tonight.
Oh, yeah.
We don't ask like you don't.
going to say he.
Oh, yeah.
We thought we had a love connection in the making tonight.
We really did.
We thought Kathy and Gary might be having something going on there.
Conversation got deep.
Drinks were toasted across the table.
He's a great guy, one of my little boyfriends.
Yeah, that's one of her exes.
Anything you want to say, Kathy?
Oh, she said it all.
She said it all.
Yeah, trust us.
You have to watch that episode.
It was such a treat to hang out with all you guys and to be able to, you know, see
each of you, you know, in here, getting grilled by Bob and myself, but then also just, you know,
hang out with one another. That was, that was a great day. Really, really, really was a treat.
And Joan, we didn't get to hang with you on the, on the, on the, I mean, you guys, you guys were
loud and proud. Amen.
Music. You, you guys miss puts and cheered your own missed putts. If you're not drinking
with me, you're against me on the golf course. That's how I feel. So, yeah, we were going for
it today. We were going for it. But it was, it was a treat. So, you know, I have to duck out
here early tomorrow. But it was a real pleasure to meet each of you and also see the dynamic
between you guys. You guys rib each other, give each other a hard time. But I also know, and I can tell
you care a lot about each other. We do. You know, if I may say this too, Andrew and I have noticed
one thing that's that's very different with the Goldens that I think, and I hope you guys don't mind
that we're calling you that, but it's just a nice way to say it. They are. The guys, and the women,
we got to know the women. I got to know so many of the women before I got to know any of the
fellows but um you guys are so quick to be honest and vulnerable and put your heart out there
even with us when you're just meeting us and it's really kind of a nice conversation point to
have like all the i think you said it best you said earned confidence earlier today and i love that
it's like you know the bravado of the young 25 year old you know influencer who wants a tooth
whitening deal versus you know dealing with a golden bachelor who's been through it and done
it and they're just like yeah this is why i'm really here and if it works great and you know if it
doesn't i'm i'm ready for this in my life it's a really big difference and it's been nice from a
interviewing standpoint to talk to people who are willing to open up yeah for sure thank you so
we salute you guys i mean it's been a real pleasure and i say that i genuinely think that each of you
want the best for one another yeah and there is there is no stepping on somebody else's shoulders
to get higher now which i think is a cool thing so it's been it's been a pleasure and thank you guys
We get crap to everybody.
We don't care who it is.
That's right.
We'll just roll Keith's interview from last night to prove that one.
Oh, God.
You stop that way.
Can we re-roll last night?
We'll kick it off fresh tonight.
But guys, thank you so much, the Almost Famous OG podcast here from Pebble Beach.
Andrew, you've been a wonderful co-host.
Thank you, brother.
You're one of my favorite people from this whole thing, and I appreciate you stepping in.
And Joan, Chuck.
Thank you, guys.
Best of luck to you guys.
Thank you for wanting to talk to us.
Because we are the goldens.
We might not be the most exciting people.
You interview, probably the drama people may be a little more exciting for us.
But we appreciate, like, getting to be here and you wanting to talk to us.
Yeah.
Well, we're definitely cheering you guys on.
And hope the best for two of you.
And pretty good stuff for you, too.
But here it is.
Jones got all her ex-boyfriends plus her fiancé.
I mean, seriously, it's, I don't, I mean.
A fight could still break out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you know, I said this.
Not tonight.
I'm going to bed.
Yeah.
I really thought, I really thought we walked in that tent tonight.
I'm like, oh, my God, it's the surprise wedding.
Here we go.
I said, I literally said the exact same thing.
I was like, it looks like a wedding here.
I was pretty excited.
So, Joan, when do we get married?
I know, you can't see.
Here we go.
One day.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
You're going to have a fight later.
There's your fight going on there.
Honestly, you guys, you know, go in.
You can share with us.
One day.
Yeah.
I did.
We don't tell anybody.
That's it.
I'm too tired to plan a wedding right now.
Greater or less than 365 days.
Yeah.
I can't give you the over and run around that one.
I have no idea.
You know what?
It'll be either be before or after that period of time, right?
One of those two.
And when we do, we'll announce it here first.
How about that?
Okay.
It's a deal.
Deal, buddy.
Deal.
All right, guys.
Thank you so much for joining us for another great episode.
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