The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast - The Dating Game…No Seriously, We’re Really Playing The Dating Game

Episode Date: February 15, 2025

We are setting up Kelly Bensimon with one of these 3 reality star suitors. She can’t see their faces but she will be going on a date with one of them.Will she be impressed by these almost famous men, and who will she pick?? Email us at: [e-mail] or call us at 844-4-I Do Pod (844-443-6763)Follow I Do, Part 2 on Instagram and TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly, and now I'm seriously suspicious. Wait a minute, Sam. Maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit. Well, Dakota, luckily, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my boyfriend's been hanging out with his young professor a lot. He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her. Now he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone.

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Now, you know me from the Today Show, The Bachelor, and, of course, the I-Heart podcast, almost famous to OGs, with my former girlfriend and Bachelorette superstar Trista Sutter-Nay-Renn. Now, it's Valentine's Day, which means love is in the air. So what better way to celebrate love than do our own version of the dating game? which I am super excited about. We have, of course, an amazing single woman who you will meet just in a few seconds here. And three really great single men,

all buddies of mine, by the way, who are here on the line, who are waiting with baited breath, reality TV pros, that are looking for a love connection, and we are going to find it. So we're going to play a version of the dating game here, and this is, of course, going to be,

hopefully, ending in a major love connection. So our lovely single woman today is a former model, known for being a cast member on the Real Housewives of New York and Ultimate Girl's Trip and now a very successful realtor. She has got legs for days. She loves horses, skiing, and baking. But don't take her to any scary islands.

Please welcome Kelly Ben Simone. Bob! How are you? Like your haircut. Looks good. Thanks. Yeah, I went really short this time around. So I've got a couple trips to the sun.

I figured I'd get some all over tan without sweating in my face too much. But thank you. I love that. Legs for days? Like, what did it? Legs for days. It's true. Oh.

It's true. All you got to do is Google Kelly Ben Simone. That's the first thing that pops up. Legs for days. Are you ready to play the game? I am the dating game. The dating game.

Oh, I'm so excited. I happen to know all three of these gentlemen personally. I will vouch for each of them. I like them all very, very much. Now, bachelor number one, our first bachelor is a retired finance executive. When he's not golfing, he's either at spend class or enjoying the spa. Bachelor number one, you can unmute yourself real quick, but don't go on the camera and go ahead

and say hello to Kelly, please. Hello, Kelly. Hi, hi, Bachelor number one. It's so nice to meet you virtually. There you go. All right, thank you, Bachelor number one. Now, our second Bachelor is a sales director who is considered a social butterfly. I can vouch for that.

He loves ice cream, loves going to music festivals. and really happens to enjoy stage coach. Bachelor number two, want to you on mute yourself and you can meet Kelly as well. Right, Kelly. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, how are you?

Oh, how are you? Wow, these voices, holy cow. All right, now batch number three, our third bachelor is an emergency room doctor who loves the Beatles and he believes in chivalry when it comes to dating. Bachelor number three,

why don't you go ahead and say hello? In the words of Joey, how you doing how you doing oh there you go joey from friends you're looking really good you go thank you bachelor number three don't get too chatty on us brother okay so you've gotten a chance to hear the beautiful velvety voices of our three bachelors so now kelly uh before we get into the question and answer portion of this whole thing what are you looking for in a guy i mean you know you're pretty self-sufficient. I think of Kelly Ben-Simon as someone who doesn't need a man but might want to have a man in her life. Tell us what you're looking for. So that's interesting that

you just said that I'm someone that you think that doesn't need a man. I, of course, want to have companionship. And, you know, I've always wanted a family for my family. And so it's not that I need a man. I have great, great, great role models in my life that are male. My father was amazing. I have a twin brother. Bob, he would love. He's so charismatic like you. So I am very used to very charismatic, charming, you know, Renaissance men. And that's what I'm looking for in a partner. I mean, at this stage of my life, I just want to have the best time ever. And I want to share everything with them. I don't want to just be on my own, you know, on Scary Island. I want to be having the best time with someone that I care about and I want to be able to like, you know, care about his

kids and I want him to care about mine. And I just want to build a family for my family. Oh, I love that. I love that saying, build a family for my family. I think that is really beautiful. Well, I will tell you what you described, I believe you will find in these guys. guys. I've gotten to know them pretty well. And I think what you're describing is out there. It might even very well be on this call for you. So, you know how the game is played, right? The old school dating game. Basically, we're going to allow you to ask a series of questions. You keep track, whether it be in your head or on paper, it doesn't matter to us as to which answers you seem to jive with the best. Just remember when you ask these questions, you make sure

you say, you know, bachelor number one, bash number two, bash number three. So they know who you're talking to. And at the end, we will, we will, we will make sure that we get a chance to kind of do a little summation and give you a chance to choose your bachelor date. All right. So Kelly, Kelly Ben-Simon, it is time to possibly meet your love connection. Whenever you're ready, take it away. Okay. Thank you, Bob. You're welcome. So Bachelor number three, for our first date, what would you do to make me laugh? Well, Kelly, there's a lot of things I could do to make laugh, but one of my unknown talents is that I haven't an act for knowing all the words to most of the TV shows from the 60s and 70s. So I could serenade you with anything from Welcome Back

Cotter to the Beverly Hillbillies to Gilligan's Island. So I think you would enjoy that. If that doesn't make you laugh, at least you'd laugh at me. So TV theme songs. I like it. Oh, my God. I love that. Bachelor number two, what would you do on our first date to make me laugh? I just think you being with me is going to be such a fun time. You're just going to laugh with me. We'll be skipping down the street. We'll be having fun with the people around us. And just the fun that we'll have with each other will make you laugh itself. So I like to skip. I'm a very playful of human. I'm professional in my professional world, but in my real world, I'm very, very playful. Okay, Bachelor number one, what would you do on our first day to make me laugh?

Well, you know, after hearing these two guys talking about the things he knows from Welcome Back, Cotter, fun, fun, fun. Skipping a lot of fun also. I think a lot of smiles and laughter. touching with each other's hands and just enjoy the moment. I think it's very important that we enjoy the moment and find something good and funny about those moments. I love that.

I love that. Okay, Bachelor number one, because you gave me such a sweet and authentic response, boxers or briefs? Definitely boxers Bachelor number two Boxers or briefs Oh definitely boxers I gave up

Tidy Whitties were given up I think in the middle school sometime I have no idea when But never again Bachelor number three Boxers or briefs Well I'm going to go against these guys because I am a Calvin Klein, black, brief guy.

Boozy! Okay, Bachelor number three, because you gave me such a provocative response. If you were here to see me at a restaurant, give me your best pickup line. I would, maybe I'd do this, because I'm a physician. I'd go up and say, your heart. is making me race, and I need to go to the ER right away. Fire up the engines. Okay, Bachelor number two, if you were to see me at a restaurant, give me your best pickup line.

Hey, excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? What? I lost my phone number. Oh, that's a good one. And Bachelor number one, if you were to see me at a restaurant, give me your best pick of wine. Darling, you are absolutely stunning. Have I seen you, I think I've seen you someplace before.

Have we met? No, maybe, I think I've, where have we met before? And to strike a conversation in that way. I like that. That's what I would do. Just going in for the intimacy, trying to find out. how we know each other and then putting me off guard. That's why.

I'm like, oh, my God. Do I not know you from somewhere? Kelly, you're so good at this. You're such a sweet Bachelorette. Okay. All right. So that was so sweet Bachelor number one that I'm going to ask you the next question. If you were an animal in the zoo.

What animal would you be and why? That's a good one. The big brown teddy bear, the bear in the zoo. Playful, might even be a panda bear. Oh, that's so cute. I love that. Pets are so cute. My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly, and now I'm seriously suspicious.

Wait a minute, Sam, maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit. Well, Dakota, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my boyfriend has been hanging out with his young professor a lot. He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her. Now, he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone. Now, hold up. Isn't that against school policy? That sounds totally inappropriate.

Well, according to this person, this is her boyfriend's former professor and they're the same age. And it's even more likely that they're cheating. He insists there's nothing between them. I mean, do you believe him? Well, he's certainly trying to get this person to believe him because he now wants them both to meet. So, do we find out if this person's boyfriend really cheated with his professor or not? To hear the explosive finale, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app,

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It's a beautiful animal, and no laughing from the ghost. No, it's a beautiful animal, but can be very strong, but yet also very sleek slash sneaky, you know, in the grass. coming up on you, you don't see me coming, and then you just love me. So protective. I love that. Okay, bachelor number three, if you were an animal in the zoo, what animal would you be in why? Well, I think I would be a cheetah, because a cheetah is the fastest animal in the wild,

and that way I'd be able to chase you down at any moment. moment. Car up the engines. Chase me down. Hunt me. I would take you down. I wouldn't necessarily eat your friends. Oh, boy.

Oh, my God. You guys are so much fun. Like Simba. Bob, like Simba. Bob, I am loving this. This is so good. It's good. I told you you're going to like these guys.

Batch number three, why aren't you married? I'm not married because I haven't met you yet. There you go. Okay. That's number one. Why aren't you married? Okay. So, you know, being the matured and well-traveled man,

I have to tell you, one thing I've learned is don't chase. It will come to you. It's like a professional athlete who's in a slump and the game has to come to him in order for him to get back in rhythm. And so I'm waiting for mine to arrive and to come to me as opposed to chasing. You know, I love that because that's how I feel. I feel like the minute you start to chase something, then it's just like, the energy, I mean, I don't need to be like all energy, but I really genuinely agree with that,

that when you chase people, they're just like, they can feel the chase. They can feel the chase. Okay. If you were shippered on an island, how would you make me feel safe, Bachelor number two? Well, that's easy. We would get our little hut all set up, number one. I would keep you protected from the wild from the other tigers that were out there. the fire would be there.

I would go, we would have our own little cozy spot safe from everyone else. And I would hold you in my arms and just keep you warm at night. It would be very romantic as well. Oh, I love that you're handy. I mean, not handsy. Although, if you want that, give you a call. What are you about? Question number three, what would you do to make me feel safe on a shipwreck down on an island?

Well, when you talk about being shipped right on an island, it reminds me of the movie Cast Away with Tom Hanks. And the first thing as I would do is, I'd learn how to make fire. I've made fire. From there, I'd be able to go out. I'd be able to catch fish. We would eat. We'd have lots of warmth. And then I'd have you instead of Spalding.

If you saw the mood, you'll understand. If not, I just fell flat on my face. So if we're on the shipwrecked on this island and you make, you make a fire for me, you okay? And I have like a big bag of luggage with all my clothes in case I have to do something more comfortable. I'm really glad about that. How do you feel about that bachelor number two?

It might bring a huge bag with me on our deserted island. Well, yeah, you're not deserted until you're there, right? So obviously you were preparing to go somewhere else. I like that. Exactly. I have no problem with you bringing that bag, but you won't need any of it while we're on there. It's just the two of us. Will you carry it for me?

Of course I carry it. Carrying you first. On your shoulders. Why don't you, Bachelor, number one? How do you feel about lots and lots of luggage? Not, like, emotional. I'm talking, like, real luggage. Not baggage.

Yeah, not baggage. Yeah, thank you for that clarification, because I was going to ask, you mean, that's it. Those skeletons in the closet? Yeah, no, no, no. I don't bring baggage with me. I've been on ID Part 2 for too long. I can't bring it on anymore. It's only on, only a carry-on.

Kelly, I absolutely love that response. But here's what I would do to ensure you'd be safe. I would keep you close to me. I'd hold your hand. I'd keep you close to me at every turn and everything that I'd be doing. You would be right there with me, supporting and ensuring that you felt comfortable. As far as the luggage goes, I think that would be wonderful and a great way for us to play and act out in different roles or different things. associated with the things you brought to where?

Let's play that out. So the time would take its course over the course to be laughing out as if we're playing around. It's a real playing. Going out to dinner. I'll be like, okay, Bachelor, number one, you be your favorite housewife and I will be my least favorite housewife.

I would be my absolute boyfriend. So blessed to bring humor to it and try to be the housewife. Oh, my God. I feel so sorry for you guys. You're like, who is this housewife? Oh, my God. Bachelor number one, can you cook a meal? First, it's a two-for.

Can you cook a meal in 30 minutes? And number two, describe the meal. So the short answer is yes. within 30 minutes and the second part of that would be pasta with your choice

of of meats or shrimp or whatever but that's the route I would go as pasta with a great bottle of wine that we could talk over while everything is prepping

but it would be it would be pasta nice italian meal it's like giving me picture of memory of that scene where they're like making the um the pasta so cute i love that okay bachelor number two because we haven't heard from you in a second bachelor number two if you're going to cook for me and do you cook what do you cook but i'm not going to do a lady in a train of pasta like that

we're going to do in 30 minutes not a problem probably my go-to would just be a nice salmon fillet sauteed asparagus roasted potatoes definitely a bottle of wine to start definitely a bottle of wine deering and a little after drink after dinner first of all I love salmon it's like one of my favorite it's my like it's my like food my If I could love food, it's salmon. Don't ask me why. I just love it. To comfort food?

I've always had since I was a kid. Don't ask me. I'm from Rockford, Illinois. Where were we getting salmon? But like, whenever they had salmon, I was like, I'll have it. That's right of the fresh Kroger waters. Yes. I love that.

Love the wine. That's a vibe. Okay. Since you were such a great vibe with the wine and the salmon, bachelor number two, I'm a chicken and you're a rooster. Give me your sexiest maiden call. I almost screwed up and did a turkey. Let's see.

That works. Let's see. Cocka-doodle-doo here, little one. That was good. Ruck-a-doodle-doo, I want to do you, a little one. Is that your choice, Bachelor number two? Bachelor number three, if you were a, if I'm a chicken and you're a rooster, give me your sexiest meaning.

I don't get to tell you what I would make you for dinner yet. All right, you can ask. You can tell me. I don't know, steal from bachelor number two, but it would be a grilled filet at 125 degrees internal temperature, followed by grilled salmon, seven minutes on the skins. side and flip it over to it the other, cooked at 445, that would be, along with that, there would be capricie salad, grilled asparagus, the same time, sweet potato fries, and a very nice glass of chardonnay, if that's what you'd like.

Oh, 145. Now you're intimidating. I ended up in 30 minutes. It's easy. Oh, it's so hot. Listen, I don't cook food. I like, I don't cook. I make food for my family.

I don't know, I don't know exactly what that is or what it looks like or what it tastes like, but my kids are, we're raised. But I am super impressed. And we would do it together. Oh, so you're going to teach me. Yes. There we go. All right, let's get your rooster call.

All right, let's hear it. Let's hear a bachelor number three. a rooster call. I'm a chicken. You're a rooster. Let's go. What? Little warbly? I like it. You guys are such good sports. You're literally making my day.

Literally, really, really making my day. This is really a big thing for me. Line in the sand. Are you handy? And I mean with a hammer. Bachelor number one, are you handy? I mean, with a hammer. Not your hammer. A hammer.

You took the words right out of my mouth. How do you do what you do, when you do, how we will do. And yes, darling, a hammer and I get along real well, whether it's my hammer or a man-made him yes and good with him i have not smiled this much in a very long time you guys are like literally like this is like the highlight of my day forget fashion week i told you you like these guys bob i'm literally like loving this so much and that i love your booster i love that he puts the booster in too yeah these guys are not getting they're not getting short changed love okay best of the number two, are you handy? And I mean with a hammer. I've got good hands.

Yes, with or without a hammer. So I am handy. And I'd love to show you. Just give me a project. All right, batch number three, are you handy? I mean with a hammer. Well, can this be R-rated? play if you think it's going to work i don't know what work or not but let's just say i'm very good with a hammer and i have a pound nails oh boy all right bachelor number one if we were going to go to a costume party together what do you think we should dress up and why like who are we going to be at the costume party boy that would be so much much fun seeing you as a Playboy Bunny, and I would be Hugh Hefner with you in my arms saying, look what I got next to me, baby.

Did you not know? I was on the cover of Playboy? Look, I had no idea, but I just felt that Playboy charisma that you, oh my gosh. You in a robe? Yes. It's got to be so. Got to be silk. Always.

By the way, you think it's funny that, like, he was in a robe, and then, like, the bunnies were, like, in these corsets, and they couldn't even breathe with, like, ears and heels,

and he's, like, lounging. In the most comfortable of comfort wear. Yes. I love that. I love it. Bachelor number two. What would our outfit choice? What would our costume be?

If we went to a costume party, what would we be? Oh, well, I am a father. I'm a three-daughter dad. So we're going as Barbie and Ken, the colors, the pink. You're going to be looking smoking, just like the perfect Barbie, and I'll be your can on your side. Love that.

Oh, my God. You guys are good. And Bachelor number three, what would we be if we were dressing up for a costume party, what would our, what would I look be? Well, since you said you were on the cover of Playboy, I think I would be Austin Powers. and you would be Miss Kensington, and oh, behave, baby, behave. You find me attractive, Mrs. Kensington.

Yeah, baby. Oh, my gosh. So good. All right. What is your secret talent, Bachelor number three? I kind of already alluded to it, and that is just remembering the theme song, like, I don't even just at the beginning. I know the whole things.

And it's, I have a lot of worthless TV information in my brain, in my hippocampus, because that's where I have a really big hippocampus, just to let you know. That's where memory is stored. I love you to have a really good memory. I have a really good memory too. And I think it's like, it's a blessing and a curse sometimes. I remember everything. How about that I knew that Bob got a haircut?

I'm very alert, and I remember literally everything. Bachelor number two, what's your secret talent? My secret talent is probably just making friends. Oh. I can go out and meet people and enjoy life with the people that I'm around. Oh, you guys are such mindful, kind men. Oh, my God. Bachelor number one, what is you?

your secret talent? My secret talent is the ability to put a smile on someone's face when they are not in a good place, being able to inspire and uplift someone spiritually and just put them in a happy place. I think I have something special in that way. I love that. I really love that you just said that I'm like that as well. I try to always like my dad used to call me a sunshine because he was like you're always uplift people and always try to make them see the better good which is I love that. I love that. All right. So Bachelor number one since your sunshine describe your kissing style in one word. Oh, in one word. There's so many things that came to mind.

Soffed. Socked? Nice. Soft. Oh, soft. I thought you said socked. Yeah, no. Can you imagine?

Sock, yeah, thought. I'm going to sock the kiss at you. I was going to say what, but I didn't want to go there. Oh, wow. What? Saw. Bachelor number two, what's your kissing style in one word? Passionate.

Passionate. The delivery. Passion number three. What's your kissing style? Well, two men stole my first two, so I've got to come up with the third one. I'll just say one kiss and you'd be mine.

Wow. That's a lot more than one word, but we'll take it. Okay, passionate. Passionate, too. Passionate song. Passionate song. That was funny.

I mean, that's the same ones. We heard those before. All right. All right. Bachelor number two, since you said passionate, so passionately, serenade me with a few bars of your favorite love song. When you close your eyes. And I see you in.

my arms. Wow. That's pretty. Very nice. That is pretty. That's nice. Bachelor number one, Sarah need me with a few bars of your favorite love song. Something happens to me every time I see your tindering face. The charm just comes and I can't help myself.

the glow of your beauty is so near to me then darling something happens to me every time you are near beautiful did you just make that up kind of I'm like I don't know that song well I did I did but it's we'll talk later we'll talk later okay batch number three three serenade me with a few bars of your favorite let's song. L is for the way you look at me. O is for the only one I see. V is very, very extraordinary. E is even more than anyone that you'll adore can love is all that I can give to you love is more than just the game for two two and love can take it take my heart but please don't break it

love was made from me and you there you go just like a TV theme song my oldest daughter just literally called me on FaceTime she must have been like somebody is singing to my mom and I have to know who's in what the song is Oh my God. That was amazing. You guys all are so good. Your voices are incredible. No crackling. Holy cow. All right. Bachelor number one, because you came up with your own song, if I were feeling sick, how would you nurse me back to help? Okay. So, first of all, I tuck you in with a nice, soft comforting blanket, your most favorite blanket. I would then give you some of my special tea with honey and lemons freshly squeezed, have you sip on that

and serenade you to sleep while I sit there and wait for you to wake up and we'd repeat that process until you got better. Wow. Well, man, that was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Now, that's going to be our last answer of the day. Sorry, Bachelor 2 and number 3 that you don't get to tell Kelly how you'd nurse her back to good health. But that was a beautiful answer. I got to be honest with you. I liked it. My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly, and now I'm seriously suspicious.

Oh, wait a minute, Sam. Maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit. Well, Dakota, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon. This person writes, my boyfriend has been hanging out with his young professor a lot. He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her. Now, he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone. Now, hold up.

Isn't that against school policy? That sounds totally inappropriate. Well, according to this person, this is her boyfriend's former professor, and they're the same age. And it's even more likely that they're cheating. He insists there's nothing between them. I mean, do you believe him? Well, he's certainly trying to get this person to believe him because he now wants them both to meet. So, do we find out if this person's boyfriend,

really cheated with his professor or not? To hear the explosive finale, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What would you do if one bad decision forced you to choose between a maximum security prison or the most brutal boot camp designed to be hell on earth? Unfortunately for Mark Lombardo, this was the choice he faced. He said, you are a number, a New York State number, and we own you. Shock incarceration, also known as boot camp.

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And, of course, we'll explore deeper topics dealing with identity, struggles, and all the issues affecting our Latin community. You feel like you get a little whitewash because you have to do the code switching? I won't say whitewash because at the end of the day, you know, I'm me. but the whole pretending and, you know, it takes a toll on you. Listen to the new season of Grasas Has Come Again as part of My Cultura Podcast Network on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This was so much fun.

Bob, how much fun was this? I love it. I think it's been amazing. I mean, we've met three wonderful guys. It appears that they're all pretty handy, but not hansy, unless you're requesting that. So that's kind of nice, right? But Kelly, it is time for us to make a decision.

Now, if you want to talk about this out loud and go back and forth with me on some stuff, I'm more than happy to help, but I know you're a pretty decisive lady. So you got to meet Bachelor number one, beautiful voice, his kissing style is soft. He was going to make your pasta. Bachelor number two, more of a passion. style. He said you guys would be like Barbie and Ken. And bastion number three reminded us that he's good with a hammer, but he knows how to pound nails, if you know what I'm saying. All great answers. And you knew the whole damn song. You know, so we got we got three guys here

who I think I think you'd be happy with any one of these gentlemen. Again, I know them all personally. But what are you thinking? Where are you leaning here? Who do you think you're going to choose? So remember when we were talking like, I want a family for my family and like nurturing is super, super important to me. I really, you know, I've been through so much and I just need I need to be nurtured. I need to be like protected, nurtured. But I'm also a really wildly curious human, who I'm constantly, you know, learning about new things. So I am going to go with Bachelor number three. Bachelor number three! Wow! All right, congratulations. Kelly, you chose Bachelor number three.

That's Guy Gansert. We are so excited for you guys. We are going to try and make sure that we and hook something up very special for y'all. Now, before you get to meet Bachelor number three, you're going to get to meet the two bachelors that you didn't choose, okay? We're going to allow them to turn on their cameras. And you will know all of these guys, as I do, from the Golden Bachelorette.

So first we're going to start with Bachelor number one. Bachelor number one's name is Gary Livingston. He's 65, retired finance executive, father of two. Handsome Gary, he has a zest for life. I happen to know this personally. He lights up every room he walks into. He loves watching the view.

He loves taking spin classes, doing yoga, golfing. He's a huge USC Trojan fan, Gary Livingston. Oh, my God, Gary, you are amazing. What a human. Thanks, darling. I'm humbled by your kind words, and you are absolutely stunning and amazing. And I would love to find out what Playboy cover you were on, because I'm racing to go and find that.

I'm going to have to tell you later. You're beautiful inside and out, inside and out. Oh, thank you. Thank you. You'll make me cry. His beautiful voice, obviously, he came by this naturally. He's a godson to the legendary Tina Turner, by the way. So there you go.

All right, Bachelor number two, KG. This is Keith Gordon, 62 years old. Literally lights up every room he walks into. a huge personality and a big man as well. Keith is 6'5. Social Butterfly with a big personality to match. He's smart and creative. As he mentioned, the father of three beautiful girls. He's dedicated most of his life to being a single dad and raising his daughters. And he's going to be an empty nestor soon. So he's ready to find love. Meet Keith Gordon. Hi, how are you? Look at that smile.

We would have had fun, but I know you will have fun, but it doesn't work out. Give me a a call. Still shooting my shot. That's right. Shooter got to shoot, man. Shooter got to shoot, KG. I love it. I love it.

All right. Now, are you ready, Kelly? Are you ready to meet the man that you chose? Yes. All right. Well, the man that you chose, 66 years old, emergency room physician who has dedicated nearly 40 years to helping others as a doctor. As you can tell, charismatic, confident, romantic, looking for a woman who's

intelligent and funny, which you, are both of those things. He's got four kids. He's got a grandchild. He's a big believer in shivery. And he's planning to hike Mount Kilimanjaro. He loves Dallas Cowboys, wants to see him win a Super Bowl, but not until the lions have already done that. We all know this.

And he's a beetle maniac. I want you to meet Guy Ganser. Guy. Hi, Guy. Hi, how are you? Really well. Wait, Kilimanjaro? Oh, my gosh.

That's wild. Yeah, amongst many things, lots of, lots of travel plans in the future. I have to ask you, so it's Kelly Killeren. Are you a Irish descent by chance? I am. Yes, I'm Irish and Austrian. That's why Austrians, where I get the dark coloring. Well, I'm the youngest of eight kids, my mom, Irish Catholic.

My dad was German Austrian, so there you go. You go. My dad was Irish. My mom was Austrian. So just a family is extremely important to me. Poor kids. And I can daddy brag about them all later. So I'm sure you can. Love that. Guys, congratulations. We're so happy for you both. You guys are amazing. You guys made me laugh so much. And I just really, really, really appreciate. You guys are all my Valentine's Day gift. I just really appreciate you.

That's awesome. Thank you, Kelly. And guys, thank you for giving us the time. Kelly, of course, we're going to try to work it out here so you can meet guy face-to-face and you guys can spend some time together. But we love you guys for being a part of our first dating game here on I-do Part 2. So thank you all for being a part of it. Of course, I do Part 2.

We love it. If you're singling ready to date again, you're looking for some advice on how to get back out there, call us or email us. You can follow us on all the socials. All the information will be in the show notes. Make sure to rate and review the podcast. Let everyone know how much you love it. But I do part two and IHeart radio podcast where falling in love is the main objective.

Thanks, guys. We love you guys. Congratulations. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. By the way, keep doing what you do so very well, man. Lots and lots of people need you. And we need you too.

You're an awesome narrator and you're a good man and a great father. Thank you. Oh, I love you, brother. Thank you. That's so kind of you. I told you, Kelly, you couldn't go wrong with any of these guys. They're the best. I'll say hi to your mom.

Your mom is so cute. I was shocked that she wasn't in there, ask you if you wanted to coffee or tea or something. I miss her. She's not at the house today. So, yeah, thank you. I'll definitely let her know you said hello, Kelly. She's like, who was that pretty lady on your TV?

I'm like, well, mom, it was a computer. We'll get to that later. You guys, thank you for giving us your time today. We really appreciate it. I love you, boys. You know that. And Kelly, you know I love you too. So thank you so much.

God bless, Kelly. Bye, Kelly. Bye, guys. My boyfriend's professor is way too friendly, and now I'm seriously suspicious. Wait a minute, Sam. Maybe her boyfriend's just looking for extra credit. Well, Dakota, luckily, it's back to school week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my boyfriend's been hanging out with his young professor a lot.

He doesn't think it's a problem, but I don't trust her. Now he's insisting we get to know each other, but I just want her gone. Hold up. Isn't that against school policy? That seems inappropriate. Maybe. Find out how it ends by listening to the OK Storytime podcast and the I-Hare Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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