The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 111: Is Sydney Sweeney Racist?

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

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When the daddy and the mommy fall in love, the daddy passes his jeans to the mommy. And the mommy passes the jeans on to the baby. And the baby's jeans sometimes make the baby have blonde hair or blue eyes. And sometimes jeans make you tall, or short or skinny. And the babies have jeans. And I like my jeans. Eagle Outfitters, the only James for me, Sidney

Swimmy. It was a little hard for me to hear, but it seemed. Welcome back. It's very quiet. Welcome back. Well, because you've got to be sultry and... Oh, that was you being sexy. Yeah, yeah.

That was me doing Sydney Sweeney. Oh, for me, it was like a baby. The baby gets the jeans from the daddy. And the mommy gets, gives it. The daddy gives jeans to the mommy. And then the mommy gives the jeans to baby. And just to clarify this is you being sexy. Mm-hmm.

Because I'm, I wanted to make sure I was having it. Oh, my pants is unbuttoned. My jeans are unbuttoned. They're blue, by the way. I better button them up and walk away and show you my cute butt. don't work though unless you want to uh oh my boobs too

is is Ben turning you guys on leave a comment if you really thought that that was sexy are you driving right now and going what the hell is happening to me in case you can't tell this episode is all about eugenics

and uh Sidney Sweeney and American Eagle outfitters. And it's about a lot of things. About love. It's about love, jeans. What happens when two people come together and pass on? You know what's funny?

There's a guy who I can't tell if he's joking or, and I shouldn't even say it on the show because now other people are going to do it. But there's a guy who, if I post something about like, I don't know, Greece or Italy, whatever it is, someone will be like, I can tell if you're Greek or Italian. And I want to be like, when two people. love each other. They can when an Italian and a Greek come together.

Yeah. It smells great. I want to explain to him. Smells great in the kitchen. Misedgenation. Yeah. So we're going to be talking all about the very, very controversial and racist. We'll find out. You'll see. We're going to give you our take on whether or not

it's it's bad and we'll play the ads. And then we're going to do something very fun. We're going to find out if we need to lock Sydney Swoon. yeah if we need to lock her up and then we're also gonna uh we're gonna look back in remembrance not at dead people may they all rest in peace but at some of the other marketing campaigns through the years that were controversial and cost to stir and there were a lot that i did not remember

and looking back it was like ho boy it was a gulp you kind of thing pulling the collar with one finger going, you know it's bad when there's a gulp and a goo. Gou! Gou! But before we do that, folks, big news. In case you haven't noticed,

we finally released the Austin video. The Austin video. Austin, Austin, Texas. The Austin video. Austinites, which I didn't know, that's what they call themselves. Really?

I didn't know. Austinians? Austinians? I just had never had, I never was in a situation where I had to figure it out. I'm an Austinite. but have you seen comments where they're like I'm an Austinite and I approve of this video

no there's a few it's like 9 out of 10 Austinites approve of this video I would say 10 out of 10 I haven't seen a single person say this sucks I haven't seen one Austinite who said we didn't represent the city well actually one guy was like

oh you guys didn't shine a spotlight on the vibrant food scene of this city brother sorry Val give us a break All right, man. We ain't very well.

Yeah. I was wearing a terrible shirt that everybody, like, one out of ten people said that my shirt was bad and that my outfit sucked and to which I say, when it was hot as hell, man, I just wanted to be comfortable. People were ragging on your outfit? Yeah, everybody always has something bad to say. I'm trying to think of what you. I saw someone saying that, of course, you're a plastic bag at the pool kind of guy.

Oh, carrying my stuff in a plastic bag, yeah. Which does check out. No, they said that, yeah, I'm plastic bag and flip, flip, and you are tote bag and crox or something like that. Oh, Teva's and backpack or whatever. But it's a great video. Go check it out. Everybody's raving about it.

I tried my hand at some man on the street stuff on Sixth Street in Austin, and you'll see how that went. But anyway. He ends up getting late. He had sex with that woman he talks to, which is crazy. He made me and Dylan sleep in the car. He said, That is got to think your business.

And he said, ew, what happened to you? Aren't there multiple bedrooms? No, I got to fuck everywhere. Like a dog. He said he wanted to do it in every room. Yeah. A woman as I was walking crossing the street this morning with Doug, by the way, made her boyfriend roll down the window and he, like, looked at her and then he looked

at me and he goes, your dog is beautiful, bro. And I said, thank you. Wait, how do you know he made her? Because she looked first and then like, what, blah, blah, blah, and said something to him. And then he was like, was he driving? No, he was in the passenger seat. I started from the driver's side and crossed in front of them. But how do you know?

he didn't just roll it down himself. Well, he did roll it down it, but I know that she told him to say that. And then also Beninamil Show.com. We got a, man, we got a loaded. Are we at Chili's or Buffalo Wild Wings? Because this is a loaded bonus episode, much like loaded nachos. Is it one of those guns we were firing in that Austin video? Oh, man.

Oh, yeah, we shot guns. This thing is loaded. We're going to be talking about Happy Gilmore 2. someone witnessed an accident on their dash cam while listening to us. And we've got footage of that. Aliens might be coming in November. Let's hope so. Maybe they got something better for us.

Yeah. We're going to just all sorts of shit, man. It's going to be such a fun. Oh, we got to talk about Jokic, the basketball player. Oh, picking his ass? Oh. No, no. His beautiful horse victory.

All right. So let's kick it off, folks. The Sydney-Sweeney ad. Maybe we should just start by playing it. Yeah, I've got it right here. And forgive me, I had to put it on TikTok because YouTube has all kinds of, it's a nightmare navigating. To be, you know, we talked about this a little bit on stock twits because the stock immediately reacted very, very well. Actually, you know, just play it and we'll get to it.

Well, there's multiple ones. So this is one of them. This one is breast-centric. My body's composition is determined. and buy my jeans. Hey, eyes up here. Cindy's Twinney, Hasbert Keynes.

Okay, that's one. Okay, so first of all, let's pick that one apart. So it starts on, she's wearing like a onesie. What would you call that? A jeans onesie. Oh, I thought it was a shirt and jeans. A Unitarred? It's a shirt and jeans, and she's got her boobs.

Can you pull it back up? Is it not just one? It was, it was, as Conner just pulled up, a veritable Canadian tuxedo. What? My body's composition is determined by my jeans. Oh, I didn't even realize. No, no, it's a shirt. It's a shirt.

Hey, eyes up here. It's just the classic jeet shirt. Sidney's 20. I, I, listen. I love women, all right? No, he doesn't. You should have seen the way he tees. I love women, and I am a massive supporter of all things women.

Are you? Please excuse me when I, when I... all that's to say I'm not being like anti-woman when I say I think Sydney Sweeney sucks Why? Because I'm just so That is so boring I will say here's the thing

Sydney Sweeney is divisive on the internet I feel like there's a I mean it's like that Bell curve The bell curve thing with the guy with the hood on one end The genius and the idiot And then the Normie Right and the Normie thing is like

Everyone's like yeah she's a hot lady who's blonde and then on the other side, there's the freaks who are... Are you saying that the genius and the idiot are both saying she's a hot woman who's blonde? And then the guy in the middle is going, she's fucking boring. No, the genius and the idiot are both mad at her. Really? And the rest of the people are just like, yeah, she's a hot lady. You're doing the meme wrong.

The meme is that the idiot and the genius are the same. And then they have the true understanding of things. Oh, yeah, I'm doing the meme. wrong. And the guy in the middle is like crying and frustrated. So in this one, we are the, I am the guy who's crying and frustrated who's like, she sucks. And then everybody. Yeah, but then the meme doesn't work. Because there's, I feel like there's the, the right wing freaks who are like, Sydney Sweeney hot. No, they do

that like, they post pictures of her in, with like no makeup on. And they go, why are women lying to you? She's mid. I knew she was mid. I figured it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's the... What's his name in Malaysia is posting that kind of shit? Yeah, Ian Miles Chaim. I'm butchering this. I'm butchering this... Yeah, you are.

It's okay. I get what you're saying. But she's divisive on the internet. And, like, I feel like she's... She's perfectly fine and she's attractive. And I think it's... I think just don't be weird about Sidney-Sweeney is the lesson I'm trying to convey. it's because she reminds me of someone

and it's not anybody that I'm romantically involved with or anything like that you're punishing her for the sins of some other she just reminds me of this person and I'm just like god shut up um but anyway she that first one is okay wait I found a better one it's the

okay let's hear if I fuck this up again no you got it you got it let's see so it's the one where it's like it's uh it's the different brains and it ends up it ends with the galaxy brain one so it's the different takes and it's like the pea-brained one is that sydney sweeney is mid the like bigger brained one is that Sydney Sweeney is annoying okay she's mid now she's annoying the oh I'm throwing it what's the galaxy what's the ultimate thing the galaxy brain and she's just fine yeah the galaxy brain is stop being weird about yeah yeah so anyway that first one is focused on her breasts her ample bosom and she goes hey eyes up here and the camera's

going below her boobs which is funny it like ends up on her belly so now let's let's get to the the main one the real meat and potatoes yeah this one the real ad that's really controversial it's that second one jeans are passed down from parents to offspring often determining traits like her color personality and even i color my jeans are blue very canes. Oh, God. Okay, so when we originally covered this on stock to it, it was because of the little bit of a bump in the stock price,

which I also thought would maybe be sustained, too, with, you know, her breathing some new life into this a bit. Is it fair to call American Eagle a bit of an irrelevant brand? Yeah, but they still are cash flow positive enough that they're paying a dividend each quarter, which is interesting to me. Sure, but I think in the zeitgeist, I don't think people are like... For sure. Especially not in the way that when we were children.

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Oh, me too. I thought, oh, this is a perfectly harmless, albeit not lazy kind of ad campaign, but I get it, jeans with the J and jeans with the G. and at first I thought it meant that like American Eagle jeans are so good that you'll pass them down to your children but then when I when I actually watched it

it's just the copy is weird because it's just her again with her shitty voice I just that's what I meant about the women I like women but I'm not making it about her being a woman she just plainly objectively as a person if you're following along with the meme he's like got a smallish brain for that take

smallish brain her voice is so unbearably like I would never be able to last five minutes having a conversation with her because she'd be, I imagine she'd be trying to talk sexy like that the whole time. Do you like Jets? I can talk to you, said this way. You seem like you got interesting stuff going on.

Tades passed out of me, they're blue. God, shut up, lady. I, so yeah, to preface, I watched these ads when we were talking about it. Because the other one is... And I do not connect the dots. Yeah.

And it's funny because we're going to play some of the reactions. And a lot of them kind of open with like, Oh, baboo. It's, it's plain as day for anybody to see what's happening. Why are you doing a trump voice today for everybody? It's plain as Sidney, Trinismet. Because all I, my entire feed is just him talking about Epstein and how he wasn't invited to the island and how he had, you know, women stole him from his spa.

So it's just all in his, uh, all I hear is his voice. And new things I never thought I'd hear like the windmill thing of like they're driving the whales loco Like What? It's too much

It's it My head can only hold so many things Now I have to think about They're driving the whales loco for the rest of my life My feed has been all Probably 80% American Eagle Takes from people Calling it

White Supremic's dog whistles And then the other 20% is like for some reason concert footage of McGee McGee? You don't know who McGee is?

Umphreys McGee? No, McGee, the artist, the guitarist. It's just, it's him just Bing,

bang, ding, ding, because he like shrieks like that concert. And it's just all people lose.

It's like the same fucking concert footage. I'm like, how do I get rid of this every time? And then it's like Sidney Sweeney

and fucking, sorry for the shouting. Anyway. All of these came from TikTok. I maybe saw a couple tweets about the about the Sydney Swaney thing, but I don't go on TikTok.

It blew up. So let's see. It is the most TikTok thing ever. And can we maybe play the last one because I just want to so that. This last one first? Well, just because that's where that comment comes from. Oh, I'm too employed for this. Yeah.

So the top comment on that was I'm too employed for this. And I do think that is the best take. I know we're talking about it right now, but it's um it's incredibly funny i'm too employed for this but just play her her thing real quick and that's too woke because those cindy sweeney american eagle ads are weird like fascist weird like nazi propaganda weird should we be surprised that a company whose name is literally american eagle is making fascist propaganda like this probably not but it's still really shocking like a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman is talking about her good jeans.

Like, that is Nazi propaganda. I also am thinking about, like, all of the young girls who are doing their back-to-school shopping right now at places like American Eagle who are seeing ads like this. Yikes. Also, American Eagle is mostly a brand that, like, teenage... When she cut herself off? Scroll down to the comments. It's right there.

I'm too employed for this. I mean, Jesus Christ. You know, when you, when the, what's the thing, when you, the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail? Yeah, I mean, just being like, the good jeans thing is funny. I think this especially, it didn't hit for me because this is just something people say, like. Yeah, Sydney Sweetie is hot, has good jeans, and the hot girl likes and prefers these clothing jeans. And it's just a very good. You want to be like her?

She's hot. It's a very common phrase of, you know, you got good genes on that one. Yes. Or like between siblings, you got the good genes. Yeah. You didn't get acne. You didn't get balding early. You didn't get small penis.

Don't continue. You didn't get frumpy butt. Frumpy butt? Frumpy butt, man. My bad jeans got me frumpy butt. Especially when you're saying, you know, I have good jeans. She has very famous traits. Yeah, and like naturally large tits.

Okay. Like, that was my first, especially, the first one I saw was that second one we watched. And it's like panning up her whole body. Her shirt is open. And she's talking about... I got good cheats. Her jeans passed on. I get that at the end.

She does say my... My jeans are blue. But I wasn't like, whoa, first off, I thought you were talking about her boobs. Now I'm worried. I just watched Nazi propaganda. There was one, I mean, maybe it'll pop up here, but there was one take that was, oh, my jeans are blue is actually a, it's a reference to blue blood, which is an old, and they like, they go and show you this like Wikipedia page from.

from like, I don't know, medieval Europe where they're showing that like pure Aryan blooded people are so pale that they're, you can see the blue of the blood in their veins. And that was the blue blood. But then I, I'm like, you know, I wouldn't have even clocked that had you not told me about it. I know. You're making this worse. But I do, I mean, I'm kind of of two minds. Like, I do feel bad.

I think everyone's gone a little crazy. Really? But also, on some of this stuff, it's like a little rightfully so. If she had said, my genes are superior. Sure. Also, there was another take that I saw. This woman is just sitting there, like, drinking coffee. And it's playing the audio of one of these people who's got this terrible take.

And multiple images are popping up of very recent previous American Eagle ads that use all sorts of. different colored-sized women in their ads. Yeah. They are not, everybody's just so fucking lazy. And it's just too online. It's like, what is going on, guys? I mean, that's for sure. Play that first one from the takes.

This one's, this one is one of the most popular ones. You guys are complaining about that, Sidney, Sweeney, Gene's ad, so I went and saw it. That's Nazi propaganda. Wow. I thought it was going to be, like, kind of bad. That's going to be in history. It's not. No, it's not.

I really don't think it will. Also, apparently, Brooke Shields did a commercial for Calvin Klein in the 80s. Also, I think this is just going to be good for American Eagle. I think, like, I don't know, because a lot of these psychos in the comments are going, I'm never shopping at American Eagle again. Never. I'm that code that. Looks like I'm going to be buying.

Levi's again Levi's better better be careful I don't know I just this stuff never this stuff never sticks Who's that one guy

A couple more Touch from that one guy Can you click the second one real quick Yes Okay Oh geez man This is gonna be a terrible take This is just gonna

I am prepared for how awful This is gonna be We're not gonna watch the whole thing It's long But I wanted to show you Another one too So watch All right go

Go for it I've been avoiding this whole Sydney Sweeney thing because I didn't realize Can you go back real quick? I've been avoiding this whole Sydney Sweetie. I've been avoiding this whole Sydney thing because I didn't realize

how serious it was. I thought y'all were being stupid. And be prepared to keep pausing it because I'm going to have a lot to say. I wasn't prepared for how serious this was. It's not. It's fucking not serious.

It is a jeans ad that you guys are oddly enough, what do they call? that signal boosting in a way that you are doing American Eagle all the favors by talking about this shit. But also themselves, they're engagement farming basically because they know it's hot right now and it's like none of these guys saw this and were offended by the end. Go ahead. Gotta be real with you in the last few months, a lot of you have been really weird about any woman who is just expressive with her sexuality. And after all the Sabrina Carpenter bullshit, I just wasn't in the mood for more. But no, it turns out this Sidney Sweeney thing is actually

something we need to talk about. No, it's not. Because it was precisely today o'clock that I found out that the tagline for her American Eagle campaign is Sydney Sweeney has great genes. And I'm sorry, what? Because like, we see the problem here, right? It's, it's obvious. I don't really have to spell it out. No, and you do need to spell it out. Okay. You do need to spell it out. Because to me, it's just clever copy. It's a pun, sweetie. It's a pun. It's a pun. That's all. That's all it is. Also, if that was just a billboard, like Sidney Sweeney has great genes, J-E-A-N-S, that's just good copy. I don't know.

Yeah, it's just, and it's, that's what's funny is it's not, it's not even new. That'd be like, if I were a copywriter at one of these ad agencies, I'd be like, well, you know, jeans and jeans are the same thing. They sound the same. They're spelled differently. Maybe there's something there. Maybe we could do something with that. And then some interns, like, I think he's a Nazi. Shut up!

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No, no, his profile right here. This is fine. If you go to, I think it's the next one right after the one that's just watched. No, no, the one that says... After the one that says just this one? Okay, pause it for one. second. So it says Swirf's favorite meal is fascist's boots and it shows. So I think, I think he's responding to the Sydney Sweeney thing. And it's, this guy is just like, what is a swirf?

No idea, brother. And so I'm, this is a single white. When you were sending me this stuff, I was clicking on these people's profiles and I was like, oh, yeah, this is nothing because these are, I don't know even what these people are. I'm going to guess that a swirf is someone much like a turf is a trans-exclusionary radical feminist. I think a swirf is a sex worker exclusionary radical feminist. Oh. Oh.

Okay. How does that apply to Sidney? I don't know. Let's find out. But if you are policing the way a woman expresses her sexuality, you're a swerf. Plain and simple. You're not actually a feminist. I hope this helps. Okay? The reason those Sydney

Sweeney ads are weird is not because she's flaunting her body. That's okay, actually. They're weird because she's talking about how good genes mean having the right eye color and hair color and personality that you pass down to your onspring

while she puts her stereotypically like blue-eyed, blonde hair. I, uh, I, hmm. I do get, look, I, I,

I, two minds of it, though. I do get, like, people are going crazy. I mean, the thing we were talking about last week with the, you know, Trump's war on the media and how he's winning all these things, it's, it's, uh, I think people are on like hyper alert with, with looking out for things. I think

they've been this way for like 10 years now, at least since Trump first came on the scene. Maybe I'm giving them too much of the benefit of doubt, but it's like you are going, I mean, I think you are going to see media and stuff around us change in like small but insidious ways I mean he's installing

you know I think part of that CBS deal is some kind of like bias reporter or whatever they basically want to be able to police to make sure they're not going too far at one end and you know

reporting news too factually you know at the same time we didn't even get it, but also Skydance is in talks to, as CBS and Paramount are kind of cowtowing to Trump talking about purchasing Bari Weiss's The Free Press and wanting her to take a role in, among the many options being discussed, include Ms. Weiss's taking on an influential role in shaping the editorial sensibilities of CBS News. so I mean it definitely is like happening around us

and I mean we haven't even had a chance to talk about kind of his war on academia and it's the same thing I mean the way he's going after them with withholding withholding federal funding to make sure he gets his wishes that doesn't matter though this is what's important because this is propaganda I'm sure these people would be upset about that too I mean maybe I'm giving them way too much benefit of the doubt

but it does seem like you were going to see everything around us. I think he's like really doing a good job of imposing his own ideological tilt and kind of snuffing out these cultural things. And look, I do not think that ad is a, is a good representation of that. But I do think people are like being pushed to the brink of just like, are we full-blown Nazis? now? Because there's a lot of examples of... Of course. But these people,

some of these takes have been American Eagle Outfitters is empowered by the Trump administration. They're not even hiding it anymore. They're not even hiding it. They're flat out saying that blonde hair and blue eyes is ideal. No, they're not. They're saying that this

girl is hot and if you want to look hot like her, you might not have great jeans like her, but you can have great jeans like her. That's it. That's all it is. and anybody looking beyond that, you're, you, you, you just got to just put the phone down. Close your eyes.

Like, it's the Tyler creator thing. Just close your eyes. I, I think there's a, I think there's a world to have this discussion, but those people on TikTok are not the people. No. I think, I think if there's people who want to, like, talk, that, whatever that swerf guy is, like, that's a dude. Some of these people are too far gone, man.

It's insane. Click the marketer at AEO at the bottom. The person, one of the people responsible for this marketing campaign made a bit of a, not that long of a post on LinkedIn. And let's just read a little bit of it. Can you zoom in, please? During a Zoom call with Sydney, we asked the question, how far do you want to push it? Without hesitation, she smirked smirk and said, let's push it. I'm game.

Our response? Challenge accepted. everybody in this sucks I mean anyone posting on LinkedIn is already From that moment on Sid's sentiment guided every frame Every stitch and every unexpected twist of the Sidney Sweeney has great jeans campaign

Infusing our own personal cheeky energy And making us cry laughing As we envisioned how the world would experience the launch A desire to stretch beyond anything we had done before This is all slop nonsense Exploring media innovation That could feel like it was invented Just for Sid's jeans

Shut up it's god i mean it's all some other stuff that they've done that they haven't even we i don't even know about uh the star power of sydney and the double meaning behind the campaign has a culture shaping power beyond anything i could have ever imagined being a part of just check your social feeds the american eagle outfitters team and partners who brought this campaign to life poured themselves into it with a more is more energy you created more than a campaign you created a moment in culture and styled every moment with a wink. They are down...

Sidney Sweeney has great jeans, and so can you. Come on, man, that's it. I will say it's weird she put jeans there. Like, why didn't she put... Sorry, she put G jeans, not J jeans. I don't know why she did that. That was a bit odd. You know what? I'm changing my mind.

These people are fucking morons. I will say they are down 4% today. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, probably. This doesn't just feel one of the comments. Can you please elaborate on the things? thinking behind clearly using the word jeans in this campaign. If it's an attempted callback to the Calvin Klein evolution of the fittest campaign,

that's even more concerning and needs further discussion. A campaign of this magnitude will have massive implications, especially considering the weight of the prince. It's not going to have massive implications. It's not. It's funny. It's not. They're also calling out an ad that like just did not have, the Calvin Klein thing,

it's like that did not have, uh, massive implications. The Calvin Klein one that we're talking about is Brooke Shields when she was like... Oh, no, that might be a different one, the evolution of the fittest thing? Or is that the same thing? Oh, well, because there is one where she's like 16 and she's doing essentially the same copy. She's going, genes are passed down from parent to child and traits, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And something, these genes, it's just...

I'm tired of this shit. Anyway, it's nothing. And these people need to grow up and get a life. is my is my take wouldn't it be funny if uh it just it does come out that that american eagle are Nazis and we're like then i'll eat my own dick swarf guy i owe you an apology i owe you a great apology that is on me well let's look at some of the other uh who can forget the um the the biggest one of the current ones right now that's really backfiring is nike's let her cook campaign which i think is clever why because let's let's let's

Let him cook is a meme right now, which is all about like, you know, let the, let the, let the person continue doing what they're doing. I want to see what happens. And you're famously on record saying, I want my woman to work and cook when she gets home. Well, no, no, unless she's a good cook and enjoys it, sure. And I'll help and I'll do the dishes. I will play my part and do my thing. I'm just messing with you, pal. What?

I said, I'm just messing with you. I know you are. But so their thing right now, we don't need to pull up the – their whole campaign is just let her cook, which I get as a tongue-in-cheek, like, it's a play on, oh, women belong in the kitchen. And their whole point is, no, they don't. They belong everywhere, not just the kitchen as though – as that's breaking a gender norm to me in a clever pun, let her cook. A woman's place is in the house and Senate. that's very funny it took me a sick

except for Nancy Pelosi it's Gatorade not Nike oh it's Gatorade not Nike my mistake let her cook I think that that is clever they are not saying force her to cook they're not saying

that's a good ad force her to cook Rubber made force her to cook OXO force her don't let her leave oh yeah yeah these gang, you know, and as much

as there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them, there is offensive shit everywhere. Remember, can you imagine if Carl's Jr. was doing those commercials today? Like the Kate Upton ones? Yeah, where there's just like, I got big boobs and I'm real sloppy eating this burger.

Oh no, I got ketchup all over my boobs. I mean, that's kind of what I thought. My big old hunkin boobs. Oh, no, my boobs. I got mayonnaise on a man. It looked like, come. But it's not. It's burger. Here's one. Oh, it's Hardee's. Oh, no, it's Carl's Jr. Hardee's is Carl's Jr. but elsewhere. Oh. Okay, what do I know? Me? I'm Kate Upton. When I want to eat a burger, I always eat a burger. This also was not controversial at all. Well, because, oh, we might get copyrighted for this music. Oh. I'll narrate it. I'm Kate Upton. Oh, can't wait to eat this big burger at the drive in.

Oh, yeah. Look at, oh, it's so hot. I got to take off my hair. Got to take out my hair. Ooh, jalapinos. I'm sweaty. Oh, my God. My boobs.

But I think they'd be... To the Swarf guy's credit, he would be fine with this because he thinks a woman sexuality is fine. But if Kate Upton was talking about, do you want to be... If I saw this happening at the drive-in, I would go, lady, are you okay?

What are you doing? You're all over the place in this. Are you watching the movie? Hey, down in front. But if she was like, I'm blonde and blue-eyed, you can't be as hot as me because you're not blonde and blue-eyed, but you can eat what I eat. As a blonde-haired blue-eyed woman with perfect jeans, I only eat Carl's Jr. Burger. Click now for more ban. No, but so that was the other controversy with the Sydney-Sweeney thing.

that some people were like, when are we going to stop sexualizing women? As if Sydney, and that's where I agree with Swirf, that commercial ain't sex work. Let's just be clear. That's not, sure, maybe it's a form of it.

I don't know how you made that connection. I don't know, but like, it's not like somebody was, it's not like she's underage and her guardian or parent is going, we're going to sexualize you

to make some money. It's like she's got the wherewithal to say yes or no to these things. Also, I mean, this is the woman who did the, The Squatch promotion where she was putting her bath. I took a bath. I'm putting bath water in your bar of soap.

I'm forcing you to drink to my Aryan, but oops, my pure blood bathwater. The only way to, the only path to purity is washing with my Aryan soap. That's why I've put. If you want lily white skin like me, you got to have great jeans. Maybe that's what the whole soap company thing was about purity, purity of the bloodlines. Guys, I've changed my mind. Sidney's a Nazi Well then a lot of them

And to me We hadn't even comment On the fact that Her family is Yeah people were giving her shit For What do you want her to do I mean

Disown her family Her only family Because sure As someone with A fucking break man As someone with Trump supporters In my family

I Well you've banished them Surely I don't want to be Punished for the sins of my For the sins of my family I mean Let me

let me do a jeans ad you know what i mean i just want to keep doing impressions of the uh old carl's union commercials a pair of south block gotta eat this burger it is also very funny it's getting everywhere i gotta take out my clothes oh my boobs oh this ketchup that's on my nipples how to get on her nipples oh because i'm such a messy eater i'm such a dumb bitch i got it's about it all over the place. Once I'm going to bring me a napkin. Oh, I know I'll watch it down with a sprite. Oh, no, I call over my boobs, and now my shirt is see-through.

And all the boys nearby at the construction site are looking on, eating their French fries in wonder. Boys, you can jack off to me. Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr., eat up, dipshit. uh that's how those commercials basically were and you'd be sitting at home watching with your parents just like they didn't make me uncomfortable i just remember being annoyed because they would have really graphic sound effects of eating it was it was a different it was a different time i want to see someone do that with like ramen everything was horny yeah everything was sex i remember

obviously the go daddy commercial with dana capatrick it was like she's like four foot 10 you can't make her sexy to me sorry it's too childlike Hey, big boy, I'll drive a fast car. You want to make your website good? Why do you know how tall Daniel Patrick is? Because she's famously like a tiny lady. I'm Googling it. Hey, big boy, goaddy.com has everything that you need.

She's 5, too. She's 5, too. What did I say? That's like literally the height of your first girlfriend. No, my first girlfriend was 5 feet tall. Okay, so what is the problem? I don't know, man. The inconsistencies. Anyway.

Do you remember and twins? Oh, yeah. God. What was that? Bud Light or something? I think that was Coors Light. So not only was it like... Oh, yeah. These two girls are going to... ...sexualized and he wanted to... Try the Coors Light Twins commercial. He wanted to basically have an incestuous three-some out of you. Yeah, well, yeah, that's what it would be...

But that's sex work, dude. Yeah, don't be... Coors Light. Here's the football. Yeah. Who are eating way too much, watching my team wins with the twins? Jesus Christ, man. That one is a fast 30 seconds. That was Nazi propaganda.

Oh yeah, that's for sure Nazi propaganda. You guys want to see what real Nazi propaganda looks like? Anyway, so we had Let her cook, which I think is fine because I think it's clever and I think it undermines it's what it's doing. It's undermining

the idea that women can't do anything but fucking be in the kitchen. I haven't seen anyone be pissed about it. Oh, I've been seeing so many takes of like, did they even think this through? Is this all on TikTok? No, it's everywhere. No, it's everywhere. It's everywhere.

And then they got that, who can forget the Kendall Jen or Pepsi one? where she walks through the protest. That one is Nazi propaganda, though. And gives the, yeah, but the cop was a person of color. So. And she's not blonde. She was like, can we just stop with the violence and everybody have a Pepsi?

Papa Pepsi. But it was one of those, it was still, it's still. It was during a time where it was very much not appropriate. And clearly the chief marketing officer at Pepsi was just brained it. What's the, Johnson? What's everybody talking about right now? Well, sir, everybody's talking about protests. They're in the streets protesting police brutality.

Great, brilliant. Let's get, uh, let's get, who's the hottest celebrity right now? Kendall Jenner. Okay, great. Let's have her, I don't know, the middle of a protest and she'll, uh, she'll stop the protest by drinking an ice cold Pepsi. What are the protesters asking for? Civil rights?

Well, give them a Pepsi. Give them a Pepsi. It'll shut everybody up and unite cops and people alike. Brilliant, sir. Thank you. All right. let's play this dog shit oh god

she fist bumps the black guy what's everybody you doing what's everybody you do wait wait should we mute it because the music is probably okay here you go officer and then the woman in a hijab takes a photo

and then she joins the crowd and everybody's like yeah the cops are okay The cops actually are okay They drink Pepsi And the cop was like The cop looks to his buddy It was like honestly I was about to push an old guy over

And crack his skull But now that I have this Pepsi Live Boulder God dude That's now that's bad To me But it's not Nazi propaganda It's not Nazi propaganda

Then you had let's see I mean the quiz nose creatures That actually was a massive success Because it got everybody Talking about it at the time I wouldn't even call it controversial. No.

Well, it was because they were disgusting, disgusting little creatures. And I think offset, those creatures were pretty racist.

Really? Yeah. Against who? I wouldn't know. I guess there's some kind of... What race do you think looks like those

little critters? Well, I think they are a race. I think they come from another dimension. Oh, oh, oh. I'm not familiar with the entire lore.

Yeah, me neither. Yeah, it's the... For those who don't know, they are extremely fucked up looking little... I mean, truly way before it's time these commercials they were these little like rat what is that a rat it's a guinea pig

with like human eyes but they're all fucked up in human teeth but they're all fucked up they're like singing an awful song about how much they love quisno subs was this made by the guy who did home start runner or something I have no idea. They are tasty, they are crunchy, they are warm because they told them. They really were good subs. They got a pepper bar. Quiznos do Santa Feetriot with smoking Chipotle sauce.

Oh, man. I remember my crush worked at a Quiznos, and one time she gave me my sub for free. Wow, did you guys date? No, I didn't date her because it's a long story. Because why? It's a long story. I'll tell it in the, maybe I'll tell in the boat. Quiznos related?

Um, no. She always smelled like hot bread. Not related to Quiznos. Red Lobster had the all-you-can-eat lobster thing that almost bankrupted as a company. Yeah, but that one, that's a whole story in and of it. That's a whole... That's not bad marketing. I don't think that's what it was. I think that's a story of private equity and then blaming, uh...

The Peloton. The Peloton one was a, uh, that was a bad one. But again, it's also people kind of projecting onto these commercials their own political beliefs. Because the Peloton one was a woman who's like doing a selfie style, vlog style style... Do we have the vid? The vid?

What are you? 27? I don't know. The vid? Got the vid? No, follow me on Insta. Excuse me for broing out for one second. No, it's okay. I'm just teasing. I'm just in that mode. I love this guy. That looks like you're kind of guy

Audio listener, it's just a pre-roll YouTube ad Okay, here we go, Peloton Well, this is probably going to be the new fuck Oh my God, we can you You can never just watch the fucking thing, can you? Okay, you ready? You ready?

Now A Peloton? Yeah, Faddy, I got you a post. First ride, I'm a little nervous but excited. Let's do this. Five days in a row. You surprised? I am.

Six a.m. Yay. Rising with the. That was totally worth it. That's the old grace in Boston, 50 rides. A year ago, I didn't realize how much this would change me. Why did, thank you. This holiday gives a weight of Palatom.

Because people were saying that the husband was pressuring her. Oh. People were saying that the husband was, what do you call it? Not subliminally, but like, what's, what? yeah he was basically calling his wife a great big fat pig who needed to lose weight that's why he gives her a peloton and um and it's it's supporting unrealistic body standards because she's clearly already very much in shape and very attractive uh yes well all right we don't know the whole story that presupposes the

she might have just been recovering from some kind of disorder and needed to get like her leg strength back but this also presupposes that like you need to exercise exercise for a reason other than that it's just good for you and feels good. Well, and the whole premise of the commercial... She couldn't be a person who's just like, hey, I work a lot and I don't have time to exercise and it's like driving me crazy. I can't get into the gym. I got you a peloton, Fatty. That one's ridiculous. Honestly, the most, the weirdest thing about that commercial is that

he has a wife that's constantly talking to her phone. Yeah. Can you stop doing... The whole thing is it's a year later and she's playing for him. the compilation that she made documenting her own journey as a thank you to him like see thank you so much for the pelton because now I feel in better health and now I have good jeans to pass on to my kid the perhaps one of the worst though was 2018's H&M clothing campaign involving a little black boy where he was wearing they I don't know why they made this little

boy. Nobody thought anything of it. But they had, you might just want to Google it. Because it's it was just an image. But that's it. It's just a little, it's a little, cute little black boy

and he's wearing a hoodie. I think maybe I'm like very naive or something, but for, it's like hard for me to. Well, it's because everybody's got racist brain. And everybody's viewing everything through this lens, which is valid because of, Sure. I guess just put that on a white kid, I guess. I don't know.

Yeah. Anyway, they got him wearing a hoodie that says, Coolest Monkey in the Jungle, and not a good look. What's the other one say? Mangrove Jungle Survival Expert, the White Boy's wearing that. Can a white boy wear a hoodie? Anybody might have a White Boy wears a hoodie? All right, and then let's round it out with some of the other ones. What did, oh, let's watch the Dolce and Gabana one. The Chinese woman attempts to eat pizza with a pair of chopsticks, while a male voiceover gives

her directions. This clip posted on Dalje and Gabana's social media accounts sparked fury in China, with accusations of racism and cultural ignorance. If they continue to adopt this vicious attitude, then of course we can't accept it, and we need to boycott the brand. But if they apologize and truly recognize their mistakes, it would be understandable. I guess, okay, so. We think the whole thing was that there was some combination of, like, Chinese and Italian.

I think Dolje and Gabana was bringing their brand to China. Oh. And that was the thing. And it was like, we're an Italian brand in China. And it was meant to be a cute thing, this beautiful Chinese woman. I'm just too stupid to get offended, I think, is the thing. I mean, that's a beautiful thing. I just look at things and I go, I don't get it.

so you know and it's everybody you can you can interpret all of these surely i see what people are upset about especially including and especially the sydney-sweeney thing but at the same time it's like save your energy for more important things i think and um i do this really dumb joke that i'm sure sarah's uh extremely tired of but i always like to like i always blame problems in this country on like either you know anti-italian sentiment or anti-greek sentiment in this country. You made it on this show. It's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. But it was, uh, someone sent it to me. Actually, when I was doing one of the lives, someone said, have you seen the Italians against Zoran for New York City? And I was like,

what are you talking? That can't even be a real thing. And I Googled it. And it's because they found some old tweet where he was like, uh, where he was like doing the middle, took a picture of his middle finger to a Columbus statue. Oh, God. um so they uh they were doing a protest and it was it was sponsored by the like it you know basically either the n double acp or the adl or whatever it was before italians like the the you know and it's just looking into the it's just basically the joke i do but in real life, like Italians pretending like there's some kind of marginalized community with grievances. And it is so funny.

Even on the, even on the Wikipedia page, I think its first real action was, do you remember the Alka-Seltzer commercial where the guy gets up and he's going, I can't believe I ate the whole thing? I remember that. I can't believe. I ate the whole thing. And she's like, shut up. Take it.

Whatever. They were like, this is anti-Italianate. It's like, first off, nothing about the. This guy's not like, I'm Italian and I ate too much. It's like if you're taking it upon yourself to be like, hang on. I think they're making fun of us. They would call it an Italian speaking fat fat so. You're telling on yourself.

Yeah. There's the image, by the way. So funny. Christop Colombo. All right. Oh, there was another. I don't know what the Women's Day, 2021 Burger King. for some reason they did a campaign that was women belong in the kitchen.

Oh, but that was, oh, yeah, yeah. That was, this was another one where it was total. I understand their intent because it was meant to, it was like restaurants or a male-dominated field. And they were responding to that, that it was a, that women too can be restaurateurs and uh yeah i uh anyway i think they do this on purpose of course it's um very very very i think even with the sydney sweetie thing i have to imagine american eagle is kind of happy about this everyone's talking about american eagle and i don't think

anyone's going to realize or anyone's going to stick with the nazi stuff they're going to People are going to go, like, Sidney's Sweeney's wearing American Eagle? Well, all they've got to do is get like... I think this is a smashing success for American Eagle. They've got to get a couple other people of color celebrities and do the same campaign. Just like further the campaign, but with a couple other celebrities. Yeah, but that would betray our message to the master race. The Boston Marathon bombing happened in 20.

Also, for anyone who's seen me do this over the past couple weeks, I've had the worst pinched nerve in my neck. Dang. And I'm in so much pain, but I realize I'm probably on camera doing this a lot, but... I haven't even noticed. Maybe you guys aren't even noticing. The Boston Marathon bombing occurred in 2013, and in 2017, Adidas was a sponsor of the Boston Marathon that year.

And after the race was completed, they sent out an email saying, congratulations on surviving the Boston Marathon to everybody who participated. Congratulations on surviving the Boston Marathon. Stupid. Yeah, but it's all forgivable. Honestly, for a stupid guy like me, I don't know. I mean, there's just funny things that I love these little slipups that these fucking. There's probably, I mean, there's been plenty of times where we've, I don't know, said things on the show.

Oh, yeah. Like, that's a, what? And I'm like, I don't even, what? Oh, they say I'm racist. I'm not racist. do I think that certain groups shouldn't be able to vote? Yeah. Does that make me racist?

Certain genes are better than others. That's the other thing though, too. I think certain traits are more desirable. I don't want to be completely unforgiving of some of these people. There is like an uptick in full-blown Nazi propaganda.

There is like an uptick in people talk. Lots of anti-Indian hate. And maybe just like not in maybe American Eagles' worst offense was that this was just like incredibly poor timing. I think that's right. Because it's 100%. I mean, I'm seeing, things are coming across my feet on a daily basis where I'm like, whoa, wow, that is. I mean, that Jubilee video we talked about last week of just like, wow, I did not think.

The takes on the Somali guy running for office in Wisconsin. For sure. Wisconsin? For sure. Just talking about I think it's Minneapolis. Minneapolis. Minnesota. Yeah. Just full-blown doing like 1920s

IQ eugenics bullshit. So measuring schools. In their defense this shit is being flung around. Yeah, but at the same time, I guarantee that a humble little $2 billion

company like American Eagle Outfitters is not in cahoots with the Trump administration to try and like... No, no, no, I don't think it's like... Yeah, but that's what these people are... Some of them are insinuating. Also, another one we didn't even touch on. What?

Like, the Abercrombie and Fitch thing where, you know, decades later, there's a whole documentary about how there was like a full-blown... Yeah. Policy in place of hiring... White's only. White's only. And their T-shirts, their graphic T's of, like...

Yeah. Ching Chong's laundry service. Not completely out of the realm. That's what they had. No, no. I'm saying it's not completely out of the realm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That there could be some...

It's just, again, my problem with it is that Sidney Sweeney is so boring. And her attempted sexiness, sexiness comes across is just annoyance to me. Her voice and the delivery of the lines and the, um, It's just so heavy-handed. It's like, all right, just go. All right. Enjoy yourself. Nice jeans.

He's like one of those guys online who goes, Sidney, Sweeney, mid. I'm not even saying that. I'm just saying it doesn't do it for me. Well. Red flag. Maybe, maybe I should be on the T app. Maybe, maybe, do we even have time?

Should we just push it to the bonus? We got time for the, I mean, is there? I mean, if you didn't hear it. about it. There was a, it's really ironic because this app called tea was created for the safety of women in dating. It's like, spill the tea. Yeah, spill the tea. Spill the tea on that guy you've dated. Yeah. Basically an app where it was like, um, rape my professor, but for

perspective. Rape, my professor? Rate. Rate. Got it. Did I say rape? No, it sounded like it. Well, I'm It's like, rate my professor for... Whoa, what? But for dating? Yeah, for perspective. Well, not for dating for a very specific type of dating. Dating men.

Oh, yeah. Which is, you know, men are the number one predator of women in the wild. Yeah, would you rather be stuck with a bear or a man? I'd rather... Honestly, I'd rather... What's it between that or my ex-wife? No, I gave you the two options. No, I'm joking.

I'm just trying to be one of those ex-wife guys. My ex-wife, but... What are the ex-wife guys? I don't know. Those fucking ex-wife... Anything but my ex-wife. You know? My ex-wife.

A guy who hasn't existed in, like... 30 years? Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. That's what... So it's... So this app was meant for women's safety. So they could share information,

compare notes on men. that they've dated. Maybe you've dated the same guy. Maybe he's married and is lying and you want to protect other women who might fall into the same trap that you did. And of course, 4chan gets a hold of it. And they're like, this cannot be. Women cannot have this kind of power. Can I just go? I've never been on 4chan. Good luck, brother. Can you just Google 4chan and go on it? Yeah, sure you can. Is it just a mess?

Yeah, pick a... It's just them being like, how do we take down? women don't we don't you don't want to go i mean sure uh it's just a it's i will say this is a red flag the first thing i see so when you when i go to the home page it says boards and the first thing that comes up is japanese culture why is that a red flag i don't know the whole like uh what are those guys called weaboos weaboos uh it's like a pretty online guy with yeah oftentimes i would say toxic views oh yeah um the big the big the big I mean, and like that, you know, just...

The ad, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of these boards. You know, anime and manga. I don't know. It evokes a certain guy in love with an anime woman. Yeah, when you think Fortune think aggressive in-cell vibes. Right. Men who hate women.

If the first thing popping up is Japanese culture, I'm like, oh, okay, that's giving me kind of a clear image of what's going on. These guys, and a lot of them have good computer skills, and they got a hold of... A lot of them have good. computer skills. Well, because they very quickly hacked the T-app servers. And apparently to use the T-app, you had to take selfies to verify your identity. This is a mess, man. And then you had to upload your ID. So naturally, these guys who got a hold of it published a database of 72,000 user images across post, comments, DMs,

and 13,000 verification selfies and IDs were leaked, which is just ironic because the whole premise of the app was the safety of women because men can't be trusted in certain respects, and they're literally proving the point by doing exactly what... Yeah. My guys, just jerk off and go to bed. The 4-Chane community is proving that, that women actually don't need to be protected from us

by doxing them and exposing them. Oh, these women want to do this? I'll show them. I'll show these fucking women. I'll make them feel unsafe. At the same time, you were telling me that they were creating all kinds of rankings. Oh, yeah.

Then they were making it so that you could rank who's hotter between... They set up an algorithm and then there's leaderboards. They showed a map of the United States with pins where all these women are and it's just the full united everybody's it's psychotic

um i clicked on one thing on 4chan and it immediately showed me boobs and i was like wow this is an insane what did you click i i just like on one of the boards i was like what board i don't know i just i just clicked the one that was the thing back in where every internet meme and stuff came from was random

the board random Okay, I see it It's just, or politically incorrect, I think. Politically incorrect is where all the Trump You know what the first thing on random is? What? A picture of Sidney Sweeney in the jeans Posted by anonymous, I guess everyone's anonymous on there.

Yep. And he says, So this is it. This is going to be the point in history that marks when lefties going even deeper into their psychotic ways of thinking. I guess we're a little bit 4chan on this one

only to those who haven't go on only to those who haven't been paying attention or are willfully being I bet you can guess what it is what? Willfully being take one guess obtuse, racist horny

I truly have no idea they're making fun of the people who are mad at this and they're saying only to those who haven't been paying attention or willfully being... Stupid? Woke. What's another way to say stupid?

Oh, our word. The left hates beauty and worships ugliness. Everything is a culture war thing. I'm tired of the culture war. We need a truce. We need a culture war truce. Someone needs to draft up

an official document. Oh, there's some like fun guys on here. And here you are intellectualizing about an advertisement. Never satisfied, never laid. I love that. I love that. I'm going to, I'm going to,

I'm gonna, my new mission is gonna, I'm gonna be a 4chan guy, but trying to, uh, don't go, man, I'm gonna try to de-radicalize. You'll see some of the worst shit in your life. All of a sudden, there will be just like a gore thread that's just upset. It's, it's life ruining mental. Or I'll come out the other end. It just changes me. I get, I get radicalized on 4chan. It's like that, did you see that lady who was, uh, she was running a no-fap YouTube channel? She was a, she was a attractive lady. And then her latest, her latest, uh, video was why I started to know why I came to the very difficult decision to get honestly one of the most I wish we should have done the whole story on her because this is

one of the this is one of the Donald Trump himself this is couldn't have pulled an art of the deal like this you market yourself to the horniest guys online if you're searching if you're if you're rooting around on the internet about how to stop jacking off

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And then when she captivated their attention, started in OnlyFans. Oh, that's very clever. I got to give it to her. You got to give it to it. That is very clever. I saw something very amusing. I mean, the DMs on her OnlyFans must be. absolutely

there was a oh I'm sure it's filled with hatred because these men they hate women guys asking for requests

that they're willing to pay there'd be astonished how many how many there's just outright

disdain and hatred for women out there from these guys sure but you think among the nofap community

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community where man I hate jerk it off I'm tired of it I don't do that anymore just skulking around movie theaters like yeah are you tired of jerking off dude man I'm fucking sick of it

this sucks and I can't stop it's so funny because I remember listening to the Joe Rogan podcast in the early like when it was like episode 70 when I was a delivery guy driving around L.A. And

for a long time his only advertiser was Flashlight and when he would have to do the ads he was unapologetic he'd be like all right

and before we get into it we got to thank our sponsor Flashlight and he'd just ask the guest he'd go you ever fuck one of these things it feels insane dude it feels so fucking

I was shocked I like jerked off I fucked one of these things and he'd make the ad read like 10 minutes long and I'd be scrubbing through him like Jesus Christ and then I remember

thinking, boy, what a sad state of affairs. That the only advertiser you can get on a podcast is a fucking, you know. Only fans, if you're, if you're interested, reach out. We're, uh, we're, we're, we're, we're,

we're, we're, we're fielding. My acid dealer encouraged me. Have you used one? A flashlight? I've never used a sex toy, period. Um, he, uh, Mike, my acid dealer. He encouraged me to start an only fans recently. Oh, for the feet picks, yeah. For everything.

He was like, you should start doing live cams. You should do it. Doing what? You start jerking off. And I was like, wait, why? What? You could make a lot of money. Guys are making a lot of straight guys are making a lot of money on there.

I'm like, brother. I'm not jerking all on camera. What are you talking about, dude? How much are they making? This is. No, I know. It's just tough because it's, I, I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out by what we've.

done to it. What will we've done to the economy is all just crypto and jerking? I know. It's idiocacy. It's on bait. And it sucks. Yeah. It rocks for some people. Bummed me out. Because it's like a calculation. We're all doing the, we're all constantly doing a calculation

every day of the middle school game of like, what would you do for a million dollars? You know, would you jerk off on camera for a million dollars? That's a great point. Yeah. And I'm like, for a million bucks. Fuck, you know. Would you show your movies? And I'm going, come on, don't do that. And then I'm like, Well, how much are they making? If you're not showing your face.

And I could buy a house? I could jack off on camera. I love to jack. I like jacking off. And I'll get a house. Well, so the last thing I was going to say, I saw an Instagram account with like 250,000 followers. And it was you wouldn't catch it at first unless you had a discerning eye. AI.

fully an AI like model and video of her like walking and stuff boobs and shit in the comments are all How'd you know his AI? Did it say? Because you can just tell you look at it and you're like oh this is AI but if you're some poor schlub a lot of the comments were from guys like in India and they're saying show babes not show babes but you know like queen beautiful beautiful so beautiful and I'm clicking on their profiles and I'm like buddy please don't be sending them any money

don't sign up to these only fans if they because we've seen the headlines of like I've seen guys there was a guy I saw some entrepreneur Twitter guy saying like I'm using a bragging about making like 20 grand a month

owning a couple of AI only fans accounts this is what I need to do I need to get into this stuff I need to stop being like I need to stop having a conscience I need to stop having I just need to scam it's the game economy, everyone's getting money. Can you imagine...

And I'm just sitting here going like, this is terrible. What's the prompts? Get off the sidelines, Emil, get in the game. Start scamming horny guys. Dude. That's where the money is.

Honestly, there's something wrong with all of us. Yeah. But if you can capture that that 1% the horniest of the horny, yeah. You're... I mean, these guys are blowing

their kids college fund just for a whiff. Should we title this like the hornyest of? economy or would we even be able to get away with that? Who knows, man? Horny's probably fucking can't say that. Can't say anything anymore. It's all eugenics. I can't say

anything. Can't say shit anymore. All right, let's go to the bonus. Ben andemielshow dot com. We got a whole slew of stuff to talk about. Man, I got to go home today and pack up my whole effing apartment. Dang it, man. I should have done it sooner. At least

I'll get a chance to clean my bidet. I bought a steam cleaner. I'm going to clean it. You know, I'll poop off. All right, we'll see you next week. Coming up on this week's episode of Ben and Emile show.com. We need you to come build the Death Star, Mike. I'm pretty Star Wars build right now, but...

Got to come build it. The Death Star. Oh, but that's what I was going to say. Every movie, it's kind of the same thing. They're like, they built another Death Star? Yeah, no kidding. And in this one, they're like... Oh, God.

They go, but it's so much bigger. Yeah. Stop them from making the Death Star. Also, I like... Stop letting them build it. You know they're going to do it. And you're like... What this guy writing about it?

Okay, so I went to the movies. I saw the notebook. It's hard enough for me to come up with something to say to my wife when she can talk back to me. What am I going to say to her every day when she's not writing me back? Gee, honey, I saw another German in the head today. Wish you were here. Letter 365. I hope you haven't married another guy.

I'm about to come home. Well, I'm about to come home. And I'm pretty pissed off that you've been ignoring my letters. I mean, do they have. address that is the 365th one like oh gosh I'm so lonely at war the 365th one she does read it and he goes you know I guess I can take a hint that you don't love me anymore and oh he he finally cops to it at the last one he's like this will be my final letter and I'm grateful for the time that we had together and I will always love you signed Ryan Gosley sincerely Ryan and she reads it and she's like

Oh my God, he did write me every single day. And he's like, don't read like letters 220 through 290. Seriously, where are you? I was going through something. I like, yeah, exactly. Where are you? What's going on? Did you meet someone? Did you meet someone?

Did you? Well, did you? Because you're not writing me back. Why aren't you writing me back?