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Well, we got this new Acella train.
The more I looked at it, the more I was like, okay, it's impressive that it goes 165 miles an hour.
That's fast.
The new trains are not, however, meaningfully faster, 24 minutes slower than the fastest service on an original Acella train.
How?
Like, what are they doing?
Acella's speed depends less on the train itself and more on the rail infrastructure.
Curves, outdated signal systems, track congestion.
I propose a solution.
Domestic terrorism?
Because you said domestic terrorism.
It was a joke.
And there's something to that, though.
We got to get RFK to actually do a 180.
Just start jabbing the kids, you know?
More vaccines.
We need an army of autistic kids.
Give them budgets, unlimited budgets, and say, go buck wild.
You want to excise some of these demons, exercise these demons from you?
We're going to let you blow up a bridge.
Come with me as we set up the new rail line that's going to run from
Washington, D.C. to Boston.
You notice how I'm not making eye contact with the camera.
You look at
time with me tell me what's going on.
Tell me what's gone on.
You look different.
I'm a different guy.
But you look different.
Maybe it's just because I haven't seen you.
I went to these.
coast and I'm a different guy and for some reason my brain was like oh you were in Greece but no you
weren't did you gain weight a lot wait seriously I don't think so you you maybe it's because I'm
not used to see yeah do I look fat no not fat like like like like meteor bulkier like like you
look like fucking yoked dude extra yoke I wasn't even I wasn't doing anything really I mean
maybe it's the haircut it's probably the haircut yeah it adds
the haircut adds 10 pounds of muscle
that's what they say
I saw gym the other day
because I am
no
yeah I saw gym
I saw the gym the other day
I was at the gym today
by the way there's this guy
if anyone looks different
you're like you text to me
you said I now identify as a hot guy
and you're like
what do you think I look hot right now
hey man thank
I have
been unlocking
certain parts
of my body
that's an incorrect
I'm going to start saying that to people
I've been unlocking
certain parts of my body
but no I've been
exercising different body parts
in different ways and
I'm finally kind of getting results
but
hey how you been man
I've been unlocking
certain parts of it
buddy buddy uh no there's this guy at the gym who like doesn't wipe off the equipment afterward and
he's a sweater he sweats but no i saw i saw jim and he told me that i looked real tan you do look
very tan yes i feel like i haven't been taking advantage of this time with you away but then i'm
like you buddy you you still have time during the week to like go to the beach and shit oh well
so i'm still getting tan that's nice you didn't have a summer while i was away
I surfed.
I had a few good surf days.
Went down to Sano.
Went to the beach in Malibu, and I fell in love with a woman.
You fell in love with a woman in Malibu?
Oh, my God.
I'll save it for the bonus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We'll save it all for the bonus.
I was gone for a little while.
Had a nice time in Maine.
Yeah, we got to hear all about it.
Upstate New York.
And then in the city for a little bit.
I'll tell you all about it.
Guys, two, three things.
We got to give a huge shout out to
Glenn because it's Glenn's birthday
on Friday.
Glenn is turning 63 years old.
So happy birthday to Glenn.
We love Glenn.
That's the same age.
Jeffrey Epstein's friends wrote him
all those letters.
So we should probably bounce...
63?
Yeah.
I thought it was like...
50.
But then the next one the New York Times dug up
was...
His 63rd.
His 63rd, which I found very odd.
I could see you doing it for the 50th, the 60th.
It's because 50 plus 13, which is a great age
to train a child to...
woman he likes, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Shouldn't say woman, girl.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, girl.
And also, we're going to be live streaming tomorrow at noon.
That's Friday.
Friday?
Tomorrow.
Friday at noon.
At noon.
Western time.
Pacific time.
Followed by Stocktwits.
And also, so my podcast with Dylan, the movie podcast, is out.
We just launched our fourth episode.
Go check it out.
It's got Austin Butler.
We interviewed Austin Butler.
That's a big get.
And it's a huge get.
And so if you just search on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, three thumbs up podcast, you'll see it.
And check out our other episodes.
We did We did Weapons, War of the Worlds.
This one, oh, dude, by the way, we'll also talk about this in the bonus.
Dylan made me watch Salo, Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom.
I don't know what that is.
I'll tell you about it.
It's so, it was so upsetting.
And we included that in this last episode.
So please go check that out.
Give us a rating and all that good stuff.
Anyway, boy, a lot of things have happened.
A lot of things have happened.
God, man.
I'll tell you, the, the most interesting for me was, so I got back on Sunday.
And I don't know when it was that everyone started talking about
assuming Trump being dead or hurt or injured or whatever.
it was like Thursday
okay
and so I started
I was in New York
being like
just please don't die
till I can get back
I really want to go live
with Ben if Trump dies
but of course
of course
these types of things
it's when you want something
to be true
you can fall for it
you know
yeah
and so I
I'm sitting there
reading 31 tweet
threads of like here's why
Trump is suffering from severe strokes
here's why Trump
has a very
specific heart condition
and I
convinced myself he was dying
I thought it was happening
it all it was interesting for
one of the first times
I was able to witness the origin
of a rumor
and it was just someone on Twitter
pointed out
they're like
you probably look shifty
eyes looking side to side, hey, Trump hasn't been, Trump has nothing scheduled for this
weekend and he hasn't been seen since yesterday. And it was like Thursday. And everybody's like,
whoa, that's, and then that speculation just got through a game of telephone. It just kind of got
taken and run with. And I kind of figured that it wasn't going to be the case. But then I started
to think, okay, he's not dead. But perhaps he is.
sick or took a spill or needed some kind of maybe suffered a stroke or something and that's what
I was hoping for but then when the when the market opened up like last night I was like it the numbers
always the numbers never lie the numbers I knew in my heart of hearts that nothing ever happens
yep but there was a lot the the J.D. Vance doing the yeah I'm ready to take over I'm ready to step in
you know
we've been seeing
the purple hands
we've been seeing
he's just been fisting
the hamburger
yeah I don't know
or fuck
grommet
or not grommet
grimace grimmis
grimace grimmis
grimace grimmis
we've been seeing
the purple hands
he was
I will say
the sleuth server
I know everyone looked crazy
and everyone looked
like the Charlie
from It's Always Sunny meme
like
but
the truths weren't true thing
as hard as they were
he was either having someone else
do him or he lost a step
yeah
there wasn't weird things in quotes that didn't need to be
in quotes it was always the case
no no there wasn't
it was like it was too normal
yeah he was being
it just wasn't right
it didn't have the sauce
it didn't have that
and then of course the crazy
the picture they released yesterday
where he looked quite odd but
Yeah.
What a shame.
So we're going to talk about that a little bit more on Friday and kind of go over all the crazy shit that he's been doing.
But today?
Oh, and to just put a bow on it, the, if anyone tuned into his live press conference today, he looks completely fucking fine.
Someone even asked him.
They even asked, like, what do you have to say about the people who think that you died?
and I wanted to save watching that for Friday to capture my response or my reaction.
Do you know what would have been a cool response from him?
What?
If they said, what do you say to the people who said you died?
And he just said, I've been unlocking certain parts of my body.
Very good.
Very, very good.
I saw a thing today that apparently when he got, when he.
The COVID thing.
Yeah, he wanted to wear a Superman shirt.
That's such a, that would have been a great move.
That would have been really fun.
God, man, what a time.
That was the only time that something happened.
Nothing ever happens and COVID followed by Trump getting COVID were the two instances in my life.
Where something did happen.
Yeah.
Nothing ever happens otherwise.
COVID kind of disrupts the whole narrative that nothing happens.
Yeah.
I still, I had doubters.
Lexi at the time.
My girlfriend at the time was like, this is so stupid.
Nothing's, nothing, this is no big deal.
And I was like, you don't understand.
Shit's about to get real, real fast.
And she's like, you don't know anything and blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, all right.
Okay.
All right, that's.
You don't know anything.
You don't know anything.
It was very funny.
But we are talking about something near and dear to our hearts today.
Oh, big time.
Which is trained.
Maybe the issue of the show.
Did you hear that there's a train, like,
there's like a train museum or something in a model train museum
in Pasadena or something.
We should, fuck, we should take ass and go to the train museum.
Now we're talking.
That'd be fun.
Or not even, like, who cares?
Get drunk.
Just go experience it.
You don't, I don't need.
Yeah, Pasadena Model Railroad Museum.
The PMRRM is celebrating 85 years?
We love an acronym that really makes sense.
Come on down to the P-R-M-R-M-R-M.
P-M-R-R-M.
There was a man in Long Beach who had a...
He made his entire backyard a train thing.
And I remember my Boy Scout troop went to go visit it.
And I don't even remember how my dad found out about it
because he was just a guy.
He didn't sell tickets or anything.
It was just a hobby.
Maybe there was an ad in the newspaper.
Oh yeah
Or maybe just a little article
Like this guy
Look at what this old man did
He built
Newspapers used to be
All about that shit
You know
Local man
Local man builds
Train thing
Apparently there's
If you might have seen him
Because I think it was maybe
On TikTok or something
But there was that guy
Who built a very impressive
Scale model of Manhattan
Oh oh
And he's getting some kind of
He's getting some of kind of exhibit
Now
He should
It looks incredible
He doesn't even seem autistic
he doesn't
well then there's the autistic
Japanese guy who built like the train station
for his cat
did you see that
yes and it's like big because it's big
enough to fit a fucking cat inside
of it man
weaponized autism
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If we could somehow unlock those guys.
That part of our brains? No, no, those, we got to get them together.
They got to build stuff.
Yeah.
No one builds stuff anymore.
No one builds stuff anymore.
As we're going to talk about, people build stuff, just not us.
Yeah.
Well, we got this new Acela train.
That's, you know, I was shitting on it at first.
But the more I looked at it, the more I looked at it, the more I was,
I was like, okay, it's impressive that it goes 165 miles an hour.
That's fast.
Yeah.
That's very fast.
And we can talk about the good stuff.
Like, if you've seen, maybe we can put some pictures up of, because Acella just unveiled
this next gen Acella.
It's going to be their high speed rail.
Now is this.
Which is the, which is going to cover the northeast corridor.
I think D.C. to all the way up.
Does it go all the way up to Portland, Maine?
I'm not sure.
But it's.
and a lot of people
are dunking on its fastness
it's speed you mean
I'm sorry officer
I wasn't watching my fastness
do you know what your fastness was
but
look it's got
it does look more impressive okay
yeah it's got the long nose
nice
they got larger windows
faster Wi-Fi
They've got to grab and go food options, power outlets at every seat, more pleasant experience all around.
Business class.
They've got live location tracking, which I can't believe it didn't have before.
What?
Oh, that others could track?
No, no.
I think on the thing, it's going to have screens, like telling you exactly where you are and stuff.
Why don't we just copy fucking Japanese?
Just take, go over there, write it down, take a drawing, take some pictures, come back and do that.
Yeah, live location tracking on ceiling-mounted screens, self-checkout.
in the cafe car
is coming in the next few weeks
that's not even up and running
Jesus Christ
You know what's really sad
I'm looking at the Acela stats
The annual ridership
for last year
3.2 million
Yeah we could do better than that
But that's just Acella
So that might be
I don't think that that includes
Amtrak
But that I mean
That's ridiculous when you just think about
Look if you're not American
Or not familiar with the Northeast
it is psychotic we have just from north to south i mean portland boston uh new york philly
dc i mean just massive metropolitan areas and then just in the smaller areas like um providence
road island it is insane that this geographical area is not just full of train riders i mean yeah
That we just have people going on...
What do you attribute that to? Too slow? Too dirty? Too gross? Too inconsistent?
It's very expensive. I mean, we were laughing about...
I mean, maybe you can pull it up, Connor. If you go to like Acella, you know, just try to see if we wanted to go this weekend from New York to Boston, right? That's a thing people do.
I'm a New Yorker and I got a meeting in Boston. I got to go see...
meet a Boston Consulting Group and it's probably
easier. I'm going to guess it's $300.
So one way in
coach
$190.191.
That's one way.
With the departing at 545 fucking a.m.
And it's going to take you four hours.
Fuck you.
It's going to take you four hours.
You might as well
you'd be better off renting a car
and driving for the weekend.
You'd be better off flying in an airplane.
Fucking airplane, man.
Dealing with those nasty.
nasty bathrooms in there?
Yeah.
The door that slides like you don't trust it.
It's not going to fly open.
This thing that could be a very pleasant and easy experience is just not.
Oh, and then like when we wrote it, it was during the middle of winter, but it was so
unbelievable.
They had the heater on, but it must have been broken.
And the guy told me when I said, can you please turn down the heat?
He said, you want to cool down?
Step outside when we stop.
when we stop.
Right.
I was like,
again,
fuck you.
Which is an insane solution to the problem.
But so,
yeah,
I mean,
they made,
hopefully those problems
will be fixed.
You know,
it does seem like
the actual train cars
are going to be more comfortable.
The seats look more comfortable.
They've been doing this for a decade.
This is,
this is all costing over $2 billion.
They brought in
a French train manufacturer
called Allstem to help with this.
And so, you know, a lot of these things do look impressive.
But the problem is, and this is from the New York Times article talking about it.
The new trains are not, however, meaningfully faster and still lag far behind high-speed rail
in countries like China, Japan, and France, where trains can surpass 200 miles per hour.
The other thing real fast, sorry, attacking onto that, out of the 457 miles,
of track that these high-speed rails in North America ride along,
only 40 miles of the 457 is the train even capable of reaching the 150 to 160 miles per hour.
This is the massive problem.
You can tell out those 160 miles per hour all you want,
but it's basically never doing that.
Well, next genusel has a top speed of 160 miles per hour,
10 miles per hour faster than its predecessors.
its timetables have not changed.
In fact, on the first day of operation,
the fastest scheduled next-gen service from Boston to Washington
was set to take seven hours and four minutes.
24 minutes slower than the fastest service
on an original Sella train.
Fucking how!
What are they doing?
A cello speed depends less on the train itself
and more on the rail infrastructure.
Curves, outtated signal systems,
track, congestion, and bridges and tunnels
in need of repair,
Sela from reaching its top speed on all but about 35 of the routes,
457 miles according to Amtrak.
It's a psychotic.
You know what we need to do?
Domestic terrorism?
By the way, speaking of domestic terrorism,
the movie that I've talked about before, Arlington Road,
the domestic terror movie, it's on YouTube.
You can watch it, I think, for free, or you pay whatever.
You guys need to watch this movie.
It's so fucking good.
But that I also want to be clear
That was a joke
I don't think that's a way
And I do want to be clear
I do feel weirdly hopeful
I don't know why these days
But like
Just be I think the fact that other people
We're going to get to all this
But I just
Other people can do it
We can be this too
Just like
I propose a solution
Okay
Here's my solution
Because you said domestic terrorism
It was a joke
And there's something to that though
Allow me to explain
We got to get RFK
to actually do a 180
and we got to give a lot more
folks I'm joking by the way
I hate that I have to say that
or am I
just start jabbing the kids
you know jabbing the kids
jabbing with the vaccines
we need an army of autistic kids
and give them budgets
unlimited budgets and say
go buck wild
we need you to build us
in infrastructure
we need like the peace core
we need the
we need like a rail core
something like that
we need a domestic rail core
or transportation core
and then to solve
this is where the domestic terrorism
comes into play
you know how the FBI
trails and tries to entrap
troubled young men
oh yeah they're on
they're on discord servers
just fucking openly say
hey you want to get some of these
you want to
excise some of these demons
exercise these demons from you
we're going to let you blow up a bridge
we're going to let you blow up a tunnel
just get it out of your system you know
you can take a gun you could shoot at the rails
you could you know we're going to let you guys
do that and then we got the
transportation corps is going to come in
we're all going to like give them all
you got to give all these troubled young men
and women something to do something to focus on
and it's something that we could film
and make it uh it could be a
documentary series on Netflix or something like that.
It'd be great entertainment for all of us.
We could be rooting them on.
We could get weekly, monthly updates from these autistic kids.
You know, they're already exploiting them with love on the spectrum.
It's true.
Put them to work.
You know, you're joking, but stuff like this has, you know,
you're basically describing a New Deal era works program where, you know, you put people
to work and they're, they've got media people embedding and talking about all
the work they're doing and
brag into the country about how great
we're going to be. We should make these people
are heroes. Did you see
they blew up that fucking goth
kid when he hit the dynamite and he
blew up that tunnel? Oh man, you can see that
he just, he let it all out.
All the abuse that he suffered from all his
bullies. And then when the other, when
the kid with the hard hat came in and was
like breaking ground on the new
tunnel, oh man, that really did it for me.
Imagine TikToks. Oh, God.
The TikToks are going to go crazy. Come with me.
when as we set up the new rail line
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This is the argument for democratizing, you know, you're saying like let a thousand.
autists flourish because
right now we basically only have
we just have one mega
and what we get is
we get to watch Elon Musk brag about
the Vegas loop
yeah
well because he's motivated by profit
ultimately he says he can
talk to the cows for the love of the game
yeah man we need to get back to those
billioners who do that shit
by the way I was going to mention this later
but Steve Wozniak who I said
once seems like a very
cuddly guy. You like really have
an affinity for him. Some say
romantic, some say platonic
he's just so
fucking suckable you said. Suckable.
I believe of the words.
But he, I guess
that he was getting made fun of on
some like Apple. I do have to say he is
cuddled like he's like a goddamn beanbag.
Human beanbag
Steve was the heck. No, he looks like a
wookie. He looks like a wookie. He looks like a
Wookie made a wish.
And, yeah.
But they, I guess a bunch of,
on some Apple form
that he still is actively posting on.
They were dunking on him
for selling a lot of his Apple stock
because by all accounts,
he should be a billionaire.
But he responded.
And this was on August 11th.
He said, I gave all my Apple wealth away
because wealth and power
are not what I live for.
I have a lot of fun and happiness.
I funded a lot of important
museums and art groups, arts groups in San Jose, the city of my birth, and they named a street
after me for being good. I now speak publicly and have risen to the top. Wait, pause. What?
They named, is this real? They named a street after me for being good. I like that.
It's so him. Steve was, man. That's like what a little kid would say. I know for being good.
They named the street after me for being good. I have no idea how much I have, but after speaking for
20 years, it might be 10 million plus a couple of homes. I never look for any type of tax
dodge. I earn money from my labor and pay something like 55% combined tax on it. I am the
happiest person ever. Life to me was never about accomplishment, but about happiness, which
is smiles minus frowns. I developed these philosophies when I was 18 to 20 years old and I never
sold out. Fuck yeah, man. That is pretty, it's nice to see one who is someone who just has money
and is happy. Yeah. Wait, go back to that. Was way. That's great. It is a bit.
crazy that he has no idea how much money he has.
Yeah.
I googled it and it said like $100 million or $50 or something like that.
But even then, he's, he still has his employee, his original employee number.
I think he's like employee two or three or something like that.
That is great.
I would have expected him to have more money.
$10 million plus a couple homes.
He's given a lot of it away.
That's what they were dunking on him for.
So great.
Like, come on, man.
Or at least if you're Elon Musk, build a fucking.
cathedral ass house
build something beautiful
fund something fund the arts
you coward yeah but imagine
Elon Musk being the one who is
picking what
what arts to fund
I guess it's like
we're gonna it's gonna be fucking
AI a giant
he's gonna bring the the Blade Runner
giant
um projection
porn porn lady going
you're seeing his art like Annie is his
idea of art he's like
look at what I've
Look at what I've created.
Oh, geez, dude.
It's a, it's an anime girl, and she, if you're nice enough to her, she'll get naked.
This is, this is a good argument for, uh, in the 90s when they were trying to abolish violent video games.
I'm like, ah, nobody could have foreseen this, because look at what they did to Elon Musk's brain.
He's got video game brain.
Do you think so?
100%.
You think it's the video games?
No, I'm just being, I'm being facie.
I'm being podcasty about it, but.
Anyway, all right, the trains, you know what I learned about trains, a really cool thing that Amtrak does.
If you, and I, there's got, who the fuck has this?
But you can pay to have Amtrak tow a private car.
It costs like $4 a mile.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
But if you're wealthy enough to have your own private rail car, you can pay them and they will tow your shit.
What year is it?
1880?
I want to...
Who's got a private rail car?
What do you mean a private rail car?
Like a private...
Oh, they'll tow your...
I thought you meant your car
like your four wheels and a...
No, no, no.
Like an actual railroad car.
They will tow it and hook it up
to the electricity and the plumbing
and all that stuff.
And...
That I like.
Yeah.
But they won't...
You can also hire cars from them.
I'm the type of guy who wants to split my time
between New York and Boston
and I want just a very
comfortable ride seven hours just on your own train car it's kind of cool man like how come you
never i just yeah you've you've never heard of who the fuck is out there with that no one
some oil baron or something bad way to travel in this country yeah that's true yeah uh apparently
but i put one of the i do want to i want people to see what we're talking about so um i sent a thing
if you if you pull up this i'm sure a lot of people have seen this but people have obviously
been like, wait, that's how fast it goes?
Spotted leaving D.C.
Yeah, it looks like 65 or 70 miles an hour.
All right.
Jeez, dude.
Well, yeah, that was a bridge George Washington used.
Like, he's...
I know.
But, I mean, we both have experienced the rush of a
Shikansen
Shinkansen
Dude when those things go by
Blowing past you
Holy shit
Phil has very good video
Or maybe you took the video
of me and Phil
With our jaws just dropping
As it passes by you
Because it's incredible
I don't think culturally
We are capable
Of having nice things
Like that
No I think we are
I don't trust people
I don't trust people
To not fucking
I don't know
Just the trains
I was watching
there was a great video
was like 15 minutes
all about these new train cars
and stuff
and the guy's POV
he's in it
and then when he walks out
into the station
it's just grimy
disgusting
whatever fucking train station
and I'm like
are people gonna be able
to have these things
without fucking carving them up
with graffiti
and and litter
and all kinds of nasty shit
the trains we were on
weren't that bad
the bathrooms were
gross. The train station was
fucking disgusting. Yeah.
But we can invest in
infrastructure. Yeah. I'm not saying that we
shouldn't. I'm just worried. Obviously,
I don't think that we shouldn't. I'm just like, God,
America, can you get your freaking act together
for a couple
years just so we can have these nights
things and all enjoy them together?
One more for, I sent one more
for just an example
of maybe how far we're behind.
Look, these are not actually in service right now.
These are being tested, but these are the mag level.
trains in
in Japan
that they're working on
310 miles per hour
which is absolutely
psychotic
or like
if that were
I don't know
anywhere anywhere in America
I would not trust that
that some fucking
fucking asshole teen
wouldn't be like putting rocks on the track
or some meth head wouldn't throw a brick at it
you know that wouldn't happen
I hope not I hope not
I hope they would have the wear with all of like
that's terrorism I'd go to jail
also that train number one can withstand a brick
true number two
yeah it's got to because they can hit birds
that thing's not even touching the rails because it's maglev
it's levitating magnetic levitation
which is crazy I don't even know how it works
I don't want to know
what are you insane clown posse
Remember that?
Oh, Magnus.
Fucking Magnus.
How do they work?
But truly, how do they?
I did watch a video on Maglev trains and I was like, I'm not going to be able to understand.
I don't get it.
Do you understand?
No.
I know they're like on the wheels and then at a certain speed the wheels were tracked and they're just floating.
And I'm like, that's great.
If it works, have at it.
It seems to be working for them.
That was pretty impressive.
That is so impressive.
I just, yeah, I truly worry about, you know, we also have people who shoot up fucking schools and movie theaters and stuff.
Who's to say that someone's not going to, you know, sabotage?
I would wait 10 years, maybe two.
Yeah, but who even cares about this?
Do you stop going to movie theaters?
No.
So, I mean, yes, I know this stuff is a problem in this country, but it doesn't stop you from doing anything.
Or flying.
Yeah.
And if we had this kind of.
You wouldn't have to fly.
Yeah, but I love flying.
Or you wouldn't have to fly as much.
Obviously, you're not going to do L.A. to New York, but you could.
Maybe.
I don't know.
My dad used to work on M-Track.
He was a conductor on M-Track, and he loved it because my dad, I think, was a little bit autistic.
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my dad was doing a running streak he had to run every single day for god knows why and he was on day
i don't know he he i think he total got like to 2,300 days straight not missing a single day and
there was this one he got put on a route down to mexico and uh they weren't going to he had
timed it poorly so that they were going to um he was going to miss it and so he was going to miss it and so
he figured out he went into one of the
luggage cars and figured out
like he walked out his paces
because he had to do at least a mile
figured out how many laps around the luggage car
would equal a mile and he fucking did
why? Because he was special
because he was like I don't want to break my streak
so I got to run somewhere
I got to run on the train
oh okay I get it
what did you think what did you say he had to
I thought I thought maybe
the company was like, can you let's know
how many times around is a mile?
And I was like, why?
Can't they just figure out
what the circumference is?
Also, it
helps to remember also
that America is huge.
America is way, way bigger
than Japan than France.
I mean, we are bigger than China,
but like...
But those corridors, yeah.
I don't think that matters.
The corridors, dude,
China already has...
places and they don't even want to this is not these like insane maglev trains that we're talking
about we're talking about hitting like whatever 200 something miles an hour like they can go
the same distance from new york to new york to chicago in about four hours which is incredible
it's about how long it would take if you were to fly all things included right the flight is
probably i don't know two and a half hours it's honestly probably faster
because you're getting to the airport what 90 minutes before the flight not me i
I play close to the chest.
Think about how much easier it is to get to every train station as opposed to an airport.
Yeah.
You know, I just get literally on Sunday.
If I was able to get on a plane, I was flying on Sunday, I would take the subway to Penn Station.
Two hours, six minutes, yeah.
Rather than taking an Uber, an hour.
And it's $100?
Yeah, dude.
I would pay $2.90 to get on the subway.
And I'd be on the subway for 35 minutes
And then I'd just hop on the train
And I wouldn't have to go through security
And get felt up by TSA
I like that part
I don't have to do that anymore
Because I have a pre-checked
But still
Just an absolute
Nightmare experience
You brought up Mexico too
That's another one
Where this is where I'm feeling hopeful
I'm like people can do this Mexico
Claudia Scheinbaum
unveiled their plan to
you know, cover the
cover the country and tracks
and... Wait, they're doing railroads?
I thought it was just hospitals. Hospitals.
Dude, they're building all kinds of things.
Whoa. We can do this. And
hubs in these parts that are going to be just
they're hoping... I mean, we'll see how it all pans out,
but I'm open to anyone trying anything
while we're like literally dismantling the state.
And we can do these things, man. It's really
it's really frustrating. Obviously, this administration, it's very hard to watch as like, you know,
this investment in clean energy and everything is just bizarre. And this latest one, which if
anyone has been following along, this, the Rhode Island one was the big story, this wind farm
was about 80% complete. A lot of these things were already done. It was on track to power,
I think, about 350,000 homes. That's a lot of homes.
There's a lot of homes.
And they just pulled funding.
They said,
cease.
They said it was some kind of national security issue.
Right.
Wind power is gay and liberal.
But in all reality,
they're going to say there's ecological concerns,
but then they're like drill,
baby drill.
Let's frack the shit out of everything.
Well,
and we're also concerned we quabble over,
and our politicians are now leading the charge doing this
because everybody's following Trump's lead.
where we we we waste time quabbling squabbling squabbling squibbling quibbling who the fuck knows
squabbling squabbling over the cracker barrel changing its goddamn logo that's what that's what we do
that's where we put all our energy while we're dismantling and it wasn't just the Rhode Island one
one it was uh well there's a bunch so there's a Rhode Island one there's a Connecticut one
he cut about uh $679 million dollars I think of investment in these
in these wind farms
and this is the kind of thing I'm talking about
I mean this is
you know these are jobs we're talking about
it's
clean energy
it's just unbelievable
these were part
you know
Rhode Island leaders were obviously pissed
because it's going to have a huge impact
on New England's job market
there was one in California
that was bringing jobs to a bunch of
a bunch of places
that just hadn't been
invested in a long time, good
paying jobs. Those are going away.
We got to just pretend that we
don't like this stuff. And we
think it's bad so that they're like, oh, okay,
then we're going to do that, you know? I know. We got to
somehow win the culture war on
clean energy. Yeah.
We got to start saying that it's
stupid. But the thing,
it is really important to remember that, I don't know.
It's so easy to get like,
oh, it's all fucked, man. We're so
everything screwed. And it is, things are not
good. Don't get me wrong. But
There are people doing these kinds of things.
There are, like, insane stats out of China.
There was one that went viral recently.
It was from an article that was a while ago after Trump won about, you know,
what his kind of dismantling of any of our green initiatives could actually look like.
And it was just, there's a ridiculous stat.
Chinese solar is now expanding so fast that by the early 2030s,
the country will generate more power from the sun than the amount of electricity the U.S.
will consume all together.
That's according to the International Energy Agency.
But, yeah, I mean, I really didn't realize what a decent job we're doing.
I mean, we're here in California.
We have, I guess, in the last few years, we've, like, broken history with how much clean energy we're using.
Oh, wow.
It's now, we're now powered by two-thirds clean energy.
And the goal is obviously get to 100%.
Nice.
But they showed new data, 67% of the state's retail electricity sales in 2023, coming from renewable and zero carbon electricity generation.
That was up from 61% the previous year and 41% a decade ago.
Wow.
And we just keep adding more.
We can fucking do this shit.
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well we did have here in southern california we did have a very very extensive and by all measurable
accounts successful public transportation system electric rail cars from like eight i think it was
started in like that 18 or early 1900s or something like that yeah all throughout la and orange
county it was called red car pull up like a trolley car map of uh
of L.A. or Southern California, you'll see all the...
And then the fucking...
The car industry said, hey, we got these things that we need to sell the people.
Man, this Southern California is a prime spot.
Millions of people are going to be living here.
You know what we ought to do?
Oh, my God. Look at that.
Look at that.
He just goes full.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
Look at all those stops, dude.
Can you click it and make it bigger?
It's wild.
It's so good.
Here, can you zoom in on, like, the...
I just, like, cannot believe what we did to ourselves.
Jesus Christ, man.
It went all through...
Let's see.
Let's see.
Through Burbank, Hollywood.
You had Universal City, North Hollywood.
Oh, my God.
And then, yeah, Los Felas.
And then the one going down through Long Beach.
Oh, my God, man.
It just went everywhere.
It went everywhere.
It went everywhere.
It went all the way.
way down along the beach.
Dude, look at this. You can go from Santa Monica
to Union Terminal. Just like that.
Oh, God. And then along the west side.
God, I want to fucking...
I want to go piss on the grave of the
we should. We should go piss on the graves
of the executives at
Ford and Bridgestone
and Good Year. Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Yeah. Because they
bought... And also the idiots who own that thing
to sell it to them. Golly, man.
Because that's what they did. They bought it.
And then they dismantled it.
And they prioritized cars and an entire car infrastructure.
And it really, it fucked us.
And now we're absolutely fucked.
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I'm just jealous of anyone.
This can be us.
I want politicians who, like, any country that has politicians who are doing things where they're
like just bragging, like, here's the shit we're doing.
Yeah.
We're building you hospitals.
We're built.
All we get is like.
Trump is bad.
Well, yeah, he is.
But no, I mean, he's literally going to close down.
The cracker barrel logo.
All while closing down so many hospitals.
hospitals and stuff. There's a New York, obviously everyone's talking about Zoron in New York
and stuff, but there's this, there's this city board member, I think down in Bedstai,
and I don't want to mispronounce his name. I think it's Chi Asi, but he does these great
videos of, I've commented it on it on Twitter because I'm like, this is what I want
every politician. He basically, like, makes these very fun, like, YouTubey, real Z videos
where he's like we just opened a new fucking library and it's going to be sick we've got after
school programs for you like it was an abandoned building and now it's that's what i want out of
every american politician yeah i knew this i knew this girl who who works for this i believe
she works for this company that turns abandoned churches into like housing that's something
but that's a private company doing that so fuck i mean i yeah and you're always
going to have the weird
people who try
to like pretend it's bad. New York
just opened a, um, they opened a
pool this summer. Stinky. No.
It's, people pee in them.
I mean, maybe you can find it. It's like up
in Central Park.
Uh, and the pool looks so nice.
People are going to break glass. And
there was, there was
people trying to complain about it. I'm like, how
what is the problem here?
There's, people could slip and fall.
People slip and fall.
I think it was because it was free at first, and there were...
Oh, no, the pool's free?
I think someone, I think there were like, was there like a homeless guy taking a...
Damn, that's a massive pool.
I know.
Central Parks premier year-round. Recreation spot. I admission, wow, it's still free. I thought that they started charging them. No way, man. Public goods. I want this, I want this all over the goddamn country. Hell yeah. We deserve it. We do. This is the thing. We all feel like we don't deserve.
of this stuff. We got to, I'm changing
my whole mindset. We all like, oh.
The whole countries, the whole country's
we're going to do it. I'm telling you. The cracker barrel
shit though. They didn't even
I mean, I'm pointing out the obvious. I'm sure plenty of you
have seen this kind of take, but it's basically
the same people that rail about snowflakes and being
hypersensitive. Can you explain it to me? Because
like I've like listened to things. I've read things. I've read
things. I'm like, I'm kind of confused by people
are pissed. Because
I guess it's a
it's a
bit of a cultural institution, the Cracker Bell.
And it is a very old logo. It's
retro. I really do like this tweet from this
Byron Donald's who I
think he's some kind of, oh, Republican
for governor of Florida, congressman,
husband, father, and follow Christ.
That is a crazy first line. In college
I worked at Cracker Barrel in Tallahassee. I even
my life to Christ in their parking lot?
So you sucked them off?
Like, it sounds like you gave Christ a blowjob.
I'm not giving my life to nobody.
Their logo was iconic, and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture.
No one asked for this woke rebrand.
It's time to make Cracker Barrel great again.
It wasn't a woke rebrand.
It was a modernized rebrand, which is very common.
And did I like the new brand?
I don't give a shit.
First of all, I don't give a flying Cracker Barrel fuck about their
new
it looked fine
it's like all right
fine
there are they pissed
because that guy's
a white guy
I don't know
I don't even know
it's just
stop changing things
that I like
stop it
I like that thing
don't change it
you're making things
woke
and it's not even woke
if they wanted to make it
woke they would have put
a fucking
you know
fucking
they would have
turned it into
who's
that RuPaul. They would have made it RuPaul's. That's a cracker barrel. That I like
RuPaul's Cracker Barrel. She's probably got enough money to buy it. Rupal should buy
Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel, they're publicly traded. CBRL, $1.27 billion company.
RuPaul Net Worth? You know, folks, this is why they, they were doing the...
RuPaul does not have Cracker Barrow money. I regret. I regret.
to inform you
to me it's like a chinty little store
yeah well that almost was a slur
RuPaul can have a little
cracker barrel as a treat
the stock is at
five year lows
and I think it's because
I don't know maybe it's
an old-timey thing like
Mervins is out of business
no longer around J.C. Penning.
Don't say Mervins to me?
What are
some examples of
restaurant Quiznos is no longer around
but that was due to mismanagement
Chuckie Cheeses is like on the
outs because you know you can't
More like Chuckie Jesus I gave
I gave my life to Chuckie Jesus
I unlocked all new parts of my body
I'm unlocking
sparking a lot of a Chuckie cheese
I unlocked certain parts of my body for Jesus
in a cracker barrel parking lot
Ah man
I've never been to a cracker barrel
I assume that it's good
Like, have you?
Yeah.
Is it like apple butter and biscuits and...
Yeah, it's very heavy.
It's definitely like a thing you would stop at.
I will say it's probably a better option than if you don't want to eat McDonald's or something and you're on a trip.
Yeah, they have these...
Yeah, that's fine.
They have these gift stores and stuff where you just buy, I don't know, crap.
It's not like they were changing and rebranding all the stores and all the shit inside for all I know.
I thought they were rebranding the stores a little bit, but I also, I have no idea.
It is also a phenomenon.
where for some reason they bring in a woman CEO.
You don't like that?
It's not that I don't.
I think that that's totally fine.
Now, you get pissed about it.
Women's CEOs have it rough.
When a woman's CEO is brought in.
Oh, you're talking about the glass cliff?
Yeah, where it's like they're brought in toward the...
They're basically brought into sunset.
And then they get to take the blame for it.
And they go.
Marissa Mayer, Yahoo was a famous one.
although she did get a lot of hype,
but like this woman Julie Fels
Massano. And then I saw
some fucking ass. Felsm-M-M-M-A-Sin-O.
P-U. Some fucking
TikToker, like, found her
and followed her to her car
and then posted and like, look,
the lady behind the woke rebrand
drives a $120,000
sports car. Maybe she should
just like fucking...
Yeah, maybe she should sell that and get
a $20,000 car and donate the
proceeds to Cracker Barrow, that'll probably
put a dent in their problems.
What does that even mean?
I don't know. She's going to save $80,000
and put it into the company?
Guys, I fixed our problems. I got rid of
our car. As much as
people want to blame wokeism on
stuff, you know who they can blame?
I think you can trace it back to Donald
Trump. He's such a
fucking vindictive, petty bitch
and loves drama and always has to
comment on all things pop culture.
Think when he was, he was
sticking his nose in Robert Pattinson
and what's his name? What's her name's
beautiful relationship?
He doesn't for she's a cheater. You don't want to do it.
It's just like, oh my God, he loves drama
and he loves to, yes, oh God.
But I think he was just, he's really the guy who realized
you know, kind of, we all love drama.
We can't help it. We wrapped up in like,
it is American, it's a, it's a benchmark
of American culture. He really just captured that
yeah he knows what we he knows what we like he knows i'm a dirty little pig person i want to get down
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that it is doing well did you get in on it yes i did and ben's doing well i did okay and i bought back
some shares, but there's this guy named Eric Jackson, who's like, he's like a money manager
guy, and he's, he looks exactly what he sounds like he would look like. He's a white man.
He probably in his 50s. Is it this guy? Early 60s. Oh, the Carvana hedge fund guy. We've talked
about this guy before. Yeah, the Carvana hedge fund guy. He, he, he, I guess, went long on Carvana early
on after it had you know it was it like 300 and came back down with like three bucks he went
long it and got you know a hundred x return on it and so has been on a crusade to find the next
carvana and he believes that he has found it in open door whose ticker symbol is open and open
door was one of those spack stocks that went public through an existing kind of shell company
and they're just dog shit they're like they're they're they're the stocks
started at, you know, 20 bucks or something like that.
Let's just go to his Twitter account.
And it started, it started out okay.
They do a decent amount in revenues,
but it's just been a failing company.
And they installed a former CEO open door.
The CEO was Carrie Wheeler,
who stepped down in August 2025 following investor pressure
from the likes of Eric Jackson
in part because this woman,
Carrie Wheeler, was just kind of like
she was half-assing it.
She's assigned shares in the company
and she was selling them
in the 50 cent range,
which is ridiculous.
Like that doesn't exactly
bode well for confidence building.
If the CEO being assigned free shares
is like,
fuck it, I'm in the dumb.
this shit at all time lows in under a dollar and this guy Eric Jackson was rightfully so
kind of calling her out publicly publicly shaming her and she stepped down as CEO and chairperson
of the board in August 2025 after uh yeah a lot of people including and especially this guy were
were really railing on her to to get the fuck out you know Karen wheelers the name of the uh i googled
it because i wanted to see what this lady was like first thing that comes up is the lady from the mom
from Stranger Things.
Oh, interesting.
So she's not even Googled.
Well,
she has, if you type in Karen.
Oh, Carrie Wheeler.
What did you write?
Karen.
Carrie Wheeler of Open Door.
Got it.
Different lady.
So this guy, though, has, to his credit,
he's got a history of
inserting himself
into these companies strategically.
Like his pin tweet from August 27th, he says on February 28th, 2023 with Carvana at $9.42
after bottoming at $3.50. I emailed Ernie Garcia Jr., who's, I think, the CEO of Carvana.
He kindly wrote back. A few weeks ago, Carvana hit $413.
That's so fucking wild, man.
Yeah, what did he say? I'm a hedge fund manager.
Guess what? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Took almost a year.
Press the next.
Since I wrote the paper, if I was in your shoes, I was,
oh, oh, wait, wait, yeah, click that. What did he say?
I noticed when several of your directors, and especially Dan Gill,
bought a lot of Carvana stock. I don't think I've ever seen a chief product officer
buy stock on the open market, let alone $3 million worth of stock.
If I was in your shoes, I would feel proud that I've created the kind of culture
where the top people around me want to do this,
especially after a bad year.
So, yeah.
Contrast that with Open Door, the CEO's dumping shares.
He's like, what the fuck are you doing?
I see an opportunity here.
I don't know if I don't know anything about this company's business model.
I mean, I know a little bit,
but whether it's tenable and whether they're able to actually turn the business around.
I think they just like flip houses.
But what this guy's doing is he's trying to...
like gussy up he's trying to force a meme he's trying to um he's trying to do like what roaring kitty
did with game stop and he's trying to manufacture uh interest in and rally the troops and get all
kinds of support and uh build hype for this stock and one of the ways that he's doing it is by trying
to get drake i know rapper drake to buy the stock in case you were confused which
And it's so
fucking weird and cringy
because just
scroll down and let's see if we can find
like his first one. Drake. He's working
for him though, you have to admit.
Did he buy in at 50 cents?
I think so, yeah.
God.
Drake, Day 14
in San Francisco.
We are in front of
100 Montgomery Street, which is
headquarters for Open Door.
So we're here. They're protests. It's not the Open Door Army. It's some kidnapping stuff.
So I didn't come here to SF to meet with Open Door, but it looks like that's going to be happening later today.
I will confirm later. I don't think I'll be live streaming, but I'm here for other meetings.
There was a guy who saw the Drake videos, loved them, thought they were creative, said, I want to meet you.
I want to talk to you. I want to hear about you. I want to hear your story.
We did a Zoom last week, and so now we're doing a face-to-face today.
super excited about that
but hey two birds
one stone
should be interesting to see what the open door folks say
later
and again no live streaming of that
but I'll try to give everybody an update
this guy just like
who do young people like they like Drake
Drake's the hottest thing out there
we got to so his
here's a video of him
does he do a video every day
not every day he'll just do
he goes and stands 812
he's now on yeah
Or day 10. This is day 10. After Dark at Drake's.
Open Army delivered. A $140,000 insider buy. Okay, that's nice. And some of the sales, automatic sales of the stock was canceled. So that's good. He's kind of, he is affecting change within like the board of directors and stuff. But he's trying to artificially like pump the stock by somehow, I don't know what heft it would pull to have fucking Drake. What's he going to do? Yo, bought shares at Open Door.
Bacchez or Open Door
I think that could weirdly pump the stock
I guess but Drake sucks
He has no social credibility
whatsoever
It's like he missed the entire thing
And what's funny is when he was on like day one
Two, three and four
The first like five days
He's standing outside of his house in Toronto
Holding up a sign going
Drake day one of standing outside
Your house until you buy
Open Door stock
And finally someone was like
He's on tour in Europe right now
You dork
And then he goes, well, maybe someone out there in Europe can try to get access to Drake.
Let's play this video.
We've got to go to Europe, have him do this at, we got to get them in the crowd.
Hey, after dark, day 10 at Drake's.
We hear, this is a big day for open shareholders.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yesterday we got, we're the Trisha, the interim CEO, bought $140,000 worth of open stock on the open market,
something we've been calling for for a long time.
Not only that, he canceled the dreaded 10b-5-1 plans, which allowed all...
Okay, enough.
I'm sending you a couple other tweets of his.
Boy, one thing you can't deny, this guy's got pizzazz.
He's got riz.
I know.
I was going to say, without his charisma and charm, this would go nowhere.
So good.
He's lucky.
I like these posts.
Drake is a poet.
His bars hit harder than Kendrick's ever could.
Or than Kendrick ever could
They motivate us
They teach us
They soundtrack this movement
Now he's just
Drop the track you've had on repeat
I'll go first
Tuscan leather
I'm living like I'm out here
On my last adventure
That's how the open army feels right now
Every day counts
Every move matters
You do I do have to
I want to sell my stock
After reading these fucking
I do have to respect the fact
That presumably he's very rich
Because he got rich off of some of these trades
Yeah
can you imagine embarrassing yourself
debasing yourself like this
while having so much money
no i can't i would not do this
that's why i mean we talk about all the time
this is a sickness these people are sick
and then he tweets also
uh yo
drake isn't just because someone else was like
you need to get like mr beast and he goes you read this
yo drake oh
oh
drake isn't just a rapper
he's the biggest cultural distribution channel on earth
If he stands with Open Army,
suddenly millions who never thought about
eye buying, housing, or our stock
are paying attention. That
awareness equals momentum, equals
value unlocked for shareholders.
Mr. Beast is great,
but Jake is from the six.
Jake? Did I say Jake?
Yeah.
But Drake is from the six.
This is home turf. This is
Destiny.
Key rocket ship emoji.
I mean, I'm searching on his Twitter,
for Drake from from his account he's literally got probably 200 different um uh tweets mentioning
drake just so many is this guy from toronto i i hope so otherwise it's it's just extra bizarre
but yeah i uh i just had to share that with you because it's it's probably the cringiest thing
we've seen in all all year on finance twitter and that's a lot coming from um he's really taken he's
taken the mantle from
Chamath, Pallihapitia.
All in one fell swoop. He's continually
making strides
and making himself the cringiest
cringe lord that ever cringed.
I mean, at least this guy seems to be making people money.
Yeah. Chimoth wasn't making anyone money.
No, Chimoth is not making anybody money. In fact, he was
losing people a shit ton of money.
Yeah. So you got to respect Eric Jackson.
Drake, come on, get on this boy's dream. Get on this boy's dream.
Join the Open Army.
Yeah. Well, folks.
The Open Army, too, is such a bad. Oh, I know.
Just don't do that.
It feels gross.
Like shouldn't the company succeed based on its laurels
and the business turning around
instead of this manipulative thing?
It makes me second guess wanting to hold on.
Like Carvana, at least, was he doing that with Carvana?
Fuck if I know, but.
I need to know.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm interested in buying.
I mean, it's trading so much volume.
It's like, it's, let's see how much it traded today.
409 million shares.
and it's $5 a share.
You do the math.
That's like $2 billion worth.
The math for me,
the open army is strong.
The open army is large.
Join the open army, man.
I might join the open army.
I might join the open army.
Take a little, take a chance to,
take a chance, take a chance,
take a chance, take a chance,
to unlock certain parts of my body
with the open army.
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Wait, are you going to tell me the story
but then like at certain parts
to be like, no, I can't tell you.
No, no.
Because I can't handle it.
It makes me crazy.
I fell in love with this woman.
Where was it?
I shouldn't say it.
And I love.
like walked up to these
teenagers and was like
hey you guys know where
is there if there's like a
tennis shop in town
and one of them just goes
I don't know man
and I was like
okay and the other one just goes
you want a ball or something
I was like
oh oh forget it
forget it
you start laughing at me
yeah I could not stop laughing
it was so funny
It was such like a teenage, they were like so pissed at me.
I don't know, man.
You want a ball or something?
You got to have a fake name and company ready to go.
I know.
We all are going to be operating shadow.
You guys want to find out.
I'll just tell you who I am.
My name is, you know, whatever the fuck.
We all going to be operating Shadow LinkedIn's at all times.
It's a good idea.
I know.
It's a really good idea.
Except it wouldn't really work for us.
We should start calling this to the like,
Uh, TMG.