The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 117: DEEP DIVE: The Epstein Birthday Book is Trump's 9/11

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

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No one pedophiles like you, my man. This is the horniest book of all times. This is the horniest man I've ever heard of. You scroll up to 11 and the top line is just booby! Imagine a world where your wife is putting together a book, reading these letters, and being like, good one. He's going to love this. Good one. Thank you, Elliot Wolk, for talking about how he took me when I was a teenager.

We picked up girls on beach, went out on boat. I tell them with knife in my hand to take suits off. This was how these young men jokes around. You get women onto the boat, you take a note. Take up here once. See, now, that's, I could see myself making a joke like that. I can too, which does worry me. But then I would immediately be like, I'm just kidding around.

Just like these guys. And then I toss the knife into the water and do a backflip. Just like these guys, then sure. But the moral story Has been Not so different Oh, shut up Get out of here

Well, I'm working out of time With man and you Tell me what's going on Tell me what's going on Well, everybody Let's just start out By saying

Happy 9-11 to you and yours I actually had a Because we We pow-out before every episode. You had a Cozweewee? I had Cozwee. I had Cozwee and gave me a tummy ache.

I, we were talking about different ways we could go about doing a 9-11 episode, which we're not going to do. But one of the ones that I'd forgotten that I really want to suggest to everybody out there is a documentary called Man on Wire, starring Philippe Petit. The guy who walks across the wire. The Frenchman. Have you ever seen it? I've seen videos, but I never watched the whole doc.

You should watch the whole doc. It'll make you cry. What if I don't want to cry? It's so, but in like a beautiful way. It's so, so good. But anyway, I'm probably, when this comes out, I'm probably, oh, I'm going to dinner with my friend Paul. But I usually spend 9-11 watching a documentary on 9-11. I usually let it pass without.

Well, because every year I just have this, I can't believe that that was real. I can't believe that happened. I can't believe them building this year it's a little bit different that we're getting Trump's 9-11 and uh...

That's right. This is Trump's 9-11 although it's kind of all of our 9-11 I think as this you know, a lot of people are talking about how as he gets crazier and crazier and ramps up some of the stuff

it's this is all a distraction and I think the distractions are going to get worse and worse for us. I mean Jesus God dude and if you don't know what we're what we're alluding to is the fact that

something we talked about on that, what was it, two, three, four weeks ago now was, and we did a little

funny montage of us acting out Trump's letter to Epstein, supposed letter, alleged letter. From his 2003 birthday book.

50th birthday. His big 50th birthday book. Leatherbound book that Galane Maxwell made for him. The Wall Street Journal reported on it. We did not have the letter at the time we just had the transcript

Trump had denied it, denied the existence of the letter, denied everything, sued the journal and the reporters who were doing the reporting on this and we now

thanks to the House Oversight Committee we now have not just the letter we do have the letter but we have the whole book the entire book and we got the I think we

found out about it last night and we've just been pouring over it's close to 238 pages and it's psychotic and we have to go through it with you guys

let's go over first impressions what was your first impression my first impression is that this is so sweet an act of love from Gila no this is the craziest thing I've ever seen truly just a book

of over 200 pages of your friends just being like Jeffrey I love you pal no one pedophiles like you my man it's crazy and there are things not only that just like I think just

it's bizarre how even if he's not a pedophile just like how present sex and bodiness is in this man's life everyone is like everyone has a story of like some debauchery

debauchrous ribald disgusting thing you know joking about getting STDs and I'm like and then just the weird this the repeated themes of um your man who knows how to live life yes multiple times I noted it wasn't just Trump who called him an enigma multiple times the Enigma thing, which some people are making connections. I don't know if I would go that far to like Enigma is an anagram for Gamin, which is a word for young French girls. Young French girls or something. But then the amount of stories of just people being like, yeah, I mean, he could find

he could find women anywhere. I mean, we dropped him off in Iowa and then all the sudden he's got like these 10 young women with him. It's like, wait, what is happening? What got me is the hedonism of it. Sure. That not only was Epstein, it's almost like his religion was the constant pursuit of never-ending earthly pleasures of the flesh. Right.

There's nothing about food. It's just like women and travel. There's even a part where they talk about the travel. And one guy notes, we didn't give a shit about the food while they're traveling the world. Yeah. It was just fuck, fuck, fuck. Like, I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable. It feels cultish.

It's like this cultish devotion to sex and it's bizarre. And then, I mean, so those are the letters and stuff, but as you'll see, the drawings and the poetry and the just, just the art and devotion to this man and his enigmatic ways. He must have been a hell of a guy. I mean, it's... He must have been a hell of a guy. It makes me wonder all of this from Trump's letter in it. By the way, Trump's, you would think that it was like a prevalent part in it.

And scrolling through the whole thing, it's just a, it's practically an afterthought. And that's not to diminish his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. It's just like, it just speaks to how extensive this guy's phone book was, but just real fast. We're talking about like, oh, my God, these guys, and it's almost like, what do they know that we don't? And Trump kind of hints at that is like, we've got a secret fucking rocks. Right. That's the big secret is like, actually. Well, I think fucking children rocks is the secret.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And, but to be fair, this little letter feels small, but there's a much larger, maybe we should just get. So the Wall Street Journal published the thing about the letter, and I'm sure they're very eager to prove it's real. They have a whole, like... If this is a fake, it's a masterfully done fake. They've done like... So many articles just on this. A visual breakdown of the Trump birthday letter to Epstein, but they're analyzing signatures and all of these things.

It's 100% his fucking signature. And I will tell you that maybe I said it on the episode. When they were describing this... letter my thought was like i need to see this letter i need to see what they're just they're describing this woman with breasts and and the pubic hair and in my mind i'm picturing this cartoonish donald trump look at the boobs on the big honking boobs yeah and it was almost disappointing and at first i was like what the hell this is what he did where's the big honka boobs but then i got so grossed out because i think this is a child

I think it's maybe a early pubescent girl. And to be, like, the way they described it, I wouldn't necessarily call that the pubs. This whole thing is going to be disgusting. That was, that was, oh, I forgot that that detail that his signature is, it's, come give me a break. Looking at it, it's like, no, unless the photocopier kind of messed it up or something. if you scroll down into the book

you'll see another part where Trump they included in the Wall Street Journal thing here By the way he's not the only Trump isn't the only letter writer to include the voiceover thing there's another one that was like voiceover something something and I think it was from a child

I think that's what's so odd is these they're not just letters from friends they're these letters that invoke all these weird storytelling devices and stuff So the book also has another letter that references Trump. It came from businessman longtime Mar-a-Lago member Joel Pashkow. Sounds like Cash Cow, who made a crude joke about a woman that Trump and Epstein socialized with in the 90s, according to people familiar with the matter.

The Pashkow letter included a photo of a poster board-sized check for $22,500, which had been mocked up to appear that it was sent from Trump to Epstein, but beneath it, a handwritten caption said, Jeffrey's showing early talents with money and women, sells fully depreciated, and then the name is redacted to Donald Trump for $22,500. The woman's name is redacted in the image. Weird. Fully depreciated is in quotes. And the joke being that, like, ah, she's used up.

I'm buying her from you for God knows what reason. The woman who's actually named in this. Trump has admitted himself. I think it was maybe Virginia, I can't remember which woman it was, but who was, he was, he said he was mad at Epstein for stealing from him. Right. Yeah. Um, so this is now at least the second instance of them talking about trading and poaching women from each other. And this is, this is from an era when this was kind of the norm and kind of, uh, just talking about women like this, even publicly. I remember. there was all over the radio and stuff at the time and it didn't mean anything to me because I was 15 or something but when the Olson twins were about to turn 18, there was

constant chatter on morning talk shows on the radio of like the Olson twins are counting down of them becoming 18 man counting out. Olson twins going to be 18 next week just a reminder. Man I want to

fuck those Olson twins. Tomorrow they turn 18. I can fuck of you can't it was so you're saying this book isn't that weird this is just how people talk in 2008 no no no no i'm reminding people i'm reminding people that it's uh it is for sure an outlier but it is partly endemic to the popular culture back then where it was it was uh you know trump went on Howard stern and bragged about you know would fuck my daughter if she wasn't my daughter god damn it I'd fuck my daughter

Right And there's the stories of him Telling Ivanka That when she was 17 That he wouldn't date Anyone younger than her That's his rule I won't anyone younger than my 17 year old

And it gets harder and harder The older and older she gets Suck my ass sir Well so it's just It's just It's so there's gonna be a lot of that Is what I'm saying Trigger warning

It's yeah Big trigger warning on Some of the most disgusting You've ever heard The biggest creep Who's ever existed probably. And this is, I mean, you got to feel a little bit bad for MAGA.

They, uh, they are doing absolute gymnastics, uh, you know, dick-sucking Olympics over here. Just gold all around. Everybody gets a gold medal. That guy, Michael Tracy. Have you been watching his kind of? Oh, sure. What's his thing is, what's his whole deal with this? His whole thing is like basically debunking all of the, uh, all of the Epstein victims. Um, and his latest thing today. I saw him post a I saw him post the letter and be like, big deal.

This is their smoking gun and people are like Yes. My guy. What are you talking about? Yeah, the same people who were bending over backwards to be like Hillary Clinton who is not without blame on in her own right. Hillary Clinton and Joan Podesta were using

secret coded messages in there. Remember that shit in 2015, 2016? The foundation of this entire, the foundation of this entire movement is like Pizza gate and QAnon and we're going to root out the pedophiles and you guys elected your

pedophile king. Yeah, my brother, my guy. Come on. And that's the best they got is like, well, Bill Clinton's in there too. Yeah, that's nobody, we're not part of the Bill Clinton. Nobody's walking around wearing fucking Bill Clinton hats. I'll kill Bill Clinton with a gun tonight. I don't

fucking care. So, I, you know, I don't feel bad for her per se, but I do think that it's wild that just Galane Maxwell really loved this man. She really was in love with Jeffrey

Fancy. Well, because he met her when she was like underage. Yes, dude. The real victim. The real victim here. No, we're not doing that. No, no, no, no. But yes, I mean, she's accumulating letters. She says there are letters in there

towards the end that say nasty things about her. I'm like, why did you fucking include this. Yeah. Well, she's reaching out to previous ex-girlfriends. Like, there's, this is, it's all separated in sections. It's like former. It's like childhood. Associates.

Brooklyn. Yeah. Co-workers. Pedophile fanatics. I don't know. Should we start on page 51? That's a great place to start. Let's start on page 51. We're skipping 50 pages, but it's a lot of, it's like,

It's just childhood shit. Childhood photos and it's before he really got into his his creep era? Yeah.

So for the audio listener, boy oh boy, you're just going to have to you're going to have to bear with us. We'll do our best to describe what's going on here.

No, I think it'll be okay for the audio listener because we'll read what's... So we've got a young... I don't know who the hell this guy is with the polka dot shirt, probably a young friend of... No, by the way.

That's him? That's young Epstein. Oh, one of the most... Young Epstein is, is my rap name you can't steal that i feel i feel bad for his distant relatives and like because they show his his uh great grandparents and shit it's like man they must be uh if those people were alive they'd probably be filled with they'd probably die of such shame and just the overarching thing is just man this guy's got oh there are many Jeffrey Epstein's walking around who are just

not oh sure yeah but no like name james Jeffrey Epstein and are just normal guys. Right. We have a friend with an uncle who's... Well, let's start scrolling down. Let's look at this... There's a young Jeff Epstein. And it's not exactly clear where this...

It looks like it's some kind of magazine clipping or maybe from a small newspaper or something. Financial strategist Jeffrey Epstein, 27, talks only to people who make over a million a year. If you're a quote, if you're a quote, a cute Texas girl, write this New York Dynamo. 55 Water Street, 40-9. It must have been a dating thing. So, well, this is,

it's a bit hard to read, but it's Bachelor of the Month. That's what... Might have been People Magazine or something. I don't know exactly... I wish we had where it was from. But yes, he's posting and he's looking, he's,

he's trolling. All right to him. Cute Texas girls. He's trying to add to his... And then I don't know who these guys are. His bandmates or something? I know. These are some of his...

These are some of the bruisers he hung out with and he's got some of their letters in there we'll get to him if you if you go to page 56 we've got some of the this is a look at these boys and I believe what we get is an updated photo of these guys all you know taking the same photo the gentleman in the back was a little bit modest

maybe I didn't want to didn't want to put on them shirtless young and then older which this stuff still all in good fun I will say with yeah it just looks like a normal birthday book of like, hey, look at us when we were young, huh? And now look at us when we're older. Sure. There's just something so, knowing everything that you know about Epstein, just every photo of him, I'm like, that's a fucking demon, man. That's a devil man. Pretty soon it

starts to get a little nasty. Let's go to, let's just go to 57, right? That's the next page right after this. This is titled, Girls on My Boat. We picked up Girls on Beach, went out on boat. I tell them with knife in my hand to take suits off. But Warren tells, don't worry, his name is J.N. He's just taking, he's just joking. He lives at so-and-so.

I tell Mark to throw him. Throw him into water. He did. So, it looks like this was how these young men jokes around. You get women onto the boat, you take a knife. See, now, that's, I could see

myself making a joke like that. I can too, Which does worry me. But then I would immediately be like, I'm just kidding around. Just like these guys. And then I'd toss the knife into the water and do a backflip. Just like these guys, that's... Sure, but... The moral story is, Ben, not so different.

Oh, shut up. Get out of here. What's the next... Isn't there one more on 58? Yes, this whole section is them kind of being... It's his old friends writing memories. Yes, castaways, volume one. I was porking some girl in bed, and Jeff brings in the maid to make bed.

she left screaming and never came back. We're both in bed, porking some girls. I said, what do you think while he's shoving penicillin down my throat? What the fuck is going on? I think he's alluding to the fact that they've been fucking so many women and they're getting venereal diseases and stuff that while they're having sex, they're giving each other penicillin. I went the whole day without speaking English.

Jeff told everybody I was raised on a boat in Brazil. When I came out of the bathroom brushing my teeth and spit the foam on the floor, Jeff says, that's how they do it in Brazil. So these are all just, they're like good old boys. Yeah, good old boys. They got more Concord Hotel, Jewish Singles Weekend, sit us down at the table with ugly girls. I told them, don't you have any pretty ones? We get in room.

Jack says, whatever, that's, but they're just, they're talking about. And then here we go, on page 61, two very young girls, probably just 17, and we're riding in my father's caddy. Park Ave, top down, smooching it up in car, drop dead laughing. well he liked him young from the start I guess Hey everybody you know I've been trading for a long long time

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Oh, boy. Why don't you take this one? You like, you call yourself a bit of a Johnny Boy Kafka fan, don't you? Folks, this is where it's going to take a pretty nasty turn. This is a letter from Johnny Boy Kafka. This is when the like actual official letters that Galane has commissioned start. And I believe Johnny Boy Kafka is one of those guys. Oh.

I believe. I've been trying to figure out exactly who it is. but I believe it's one of those guys that one of those bruisers he would. I don't want to read the whole thing but I, okay, so it's dated January. You got to start with the beginning. Yeah. Dearest Jeff,

50 years old. You really have had a pretty amazing life. Amazing because of where and when it started. Paula and Seymour fucking. Those are his parents. That must be his parents. Those are his parents. Who was there to tell him where to stick it? Is that assuming that his dad was a total moron? I have no.

This is what I'm talking about when I'm like I just cannot believe they had he had this many friends who like talked like this even just talking about the way you were born is the grossest he's doing it in the grossest way because he goes on to say who told him to spit on her seaward to make it wet maybe they had more on the ball than we all give them credit for oh boy if i got a letter like this for my friend i'd be like yeah what what are you doing anyway from that night back in may of nineteen fifty three as they lay there intoxicated from their lovemaking little did they know what they would be bringing

into the world early the next year. Let's fast forward to you. Oh, God. I remember summers when Warren would always work some shit-ass job like Nathan's for minimum wage. I would always find something male ego in Brighton Beach. And Frog would too, Cabana boy. But you, Jeff, would never work. Yes, you were special. You did things like music camps in Michigan, et cetera, which brings me to when you lost your rigidity. So this is kind of the start of this whole theme of like, you were different from us. You were this magic guy. You don't always have to work. You'd lock yourself into these. things and then he just goes right into being like did is he implying that he he lost his virginity at one of these camps i guess the first time i ever flew was with you i went with you to michigan

to visit your friend blank the interlocking girl for new year's eve it was also the first time i'd ever laid eyes on a bright attractive bubbly blue-eyed midwestern female she was like an alien to me she wasn't jewish or italian wasn't she your first my first was up in monicello Monticello, where I spent part of the summer with Lloyd and Andy working at Playland Arcade in Monticello. It was Lloyd's girlfriend. That's why. This guy's a sick fuck.

I mean, he lost his virginity to his friend's girlfriend, so that's very fun. This whole next paragraph, we're not going to read the whole thing, but this is kind of where this is the guy who's describing how body everything really gets. He talks about how they were really slum in it and obviously having sex with all kinds of women and they didn't care

about the food. It was just you know, more, more, more. It worked. You began to realize that you could get away with shit, that chicks and people in general were schmucks. You sensed that you were sharper and more astute than most. So basically, hey, we started to realize early on that you were a sociopath.

And that was awesome. You started to crack the code a little bit. There weren't going to be repercussions for you. Especially the ones who had money, women, position, and power. Yes, your charisma and persuasive ways came very early on. and you didn't learn life's lessons in your house. You learned them from us, from Europe, interlock, and our trips to the city

and all the people you met along the way. Maybe you picked up a little from Timmy, too. Remember meeting Philly? He's 16. He said he'll always remember how you said that Timmy taught you a lot about business. Ay, yeah, y'i. So now you're 50.

No sweat, Jeff. You look great. You're probably in the best shape of your life and you're not slowing down one bit. If no one told you how old you were, wouldn't you think you were 36 or something? You don't just don't get bored and stay healthy. uh it goes on from there but this one's just really illustrative from this like from an early age

this guy has just been making things happen realizing uh the rules don't necessarily apply to him it honestly makes me i'm like what was it like spending time with this guy i mean they all loved him track the beans you in and what were they doing just going out hey let's go fucking party and suck and fuck and stuff it does seem that way because on the very next page we're not gonna read the whole thing it's just it's funny it's just more of this It's, you know, and a lot of it is, a lot of these are handwritten, so it's a bit hard to parse out. But there's just this, he's reminiscing on old time. Home of the educated hamburger.

Stories about chronic UTIs, prostate massage, orgies, ice skating in the park. It's just like, oh yeah, just classic stuff. Classic stuff, how we're constantly getting UTIs from fucking so much. I mean, I remember finding old. And you're just jamming penicillin down my mouth as I'm screwing. another one. Yeah. Like, I understand that the 70s and 80s and into the 90s was a lot of

wild sex stuff for a lot of people. I know after my dad died and we were clearing out a bunch of his old shit from the garage and stuff, we found photos of, like, naked girls and stuff and naked guys when they would all be like camping and getting naked and stuff.

But there were never any, like, whoa, what the fuck is that kind of thing. Or, like, or any letters from friends being like, hey, remember those, that time we all fucked. Or they're being like, man, you really could make people do whatever the hell you

wanted, couldn't you? Hey, shout out to you, Stu. You could really manipulate a woman. You really understood how to make the world work for you. It's, what is wild is like these people are all so weird and horny and they love it.

And it does really make you realize as you pour over this thing that There's a whole world out there for these wealthy, like, I hate to sound like Alex Jones, but for these, like, wealthy elites, there's really a whole world that we just aren't privy to. And I think at a certain level of wealth and power and influence and stuff, really the only way to get your rocks off is to, I don't know. Like, you're either going into family life or you're helping charities and stuff or you're just like, Let's just fly around and suck and fuck as many women as we can't.

I mean... And he got filed pretty early on into that. If you got on page 75, he seems pretty obsessed with like... Foot massages? Well, we'll get to the foot massages. But just kind of like taking advantage of people. It seems like he believed in nothing. He's just...

So this is another letter. We're not going to read the whole thing. But dearest Jeffrey. And he's talking about how he met him when they were much younger. And then when we met again sometime after... college, you had shoulder-length curls, wore wonderful hand-enbroidered denim workshirts and tight jeans, and drove a brown Camero with a glove compartment full of parking tickets. Needless to say, you had outgrown your shyness around girls and even confessed that you participated

in peace marches because they were the easiest places to get laid, a truly unique perspective on political activism in the 70s. So this guy was just... He's just everything about him is... He's a walking, vacuous, immoral hedonist. The horniest man in the world. But also, judging by the photos, he just looks like a laid-back dude. You wouldn't guess that he's...

The more you read, the more you're just confounded. Like, who the fuck was this guy? He really was, as they say, like a man of mystery. An enigma, if you will, yeah. And he really did love... I don't know what it would. He had a fetish for foot massages. Like, Jesus Christ.

And also, what did all these people... It just seems like all they ever did was jet set around the world picking up people. Like, when did he have time to work? When do these fucking people work? Well, I think, depending on who you asked, there might have been some government funding of some of these activities, if you know what I'm saying. And that's probably a good time. If you want to skip to page 98, this is quite a telling, quite a telling little image and quote that they've included here. we have a we have a picture of Jeffrey Epstein with a blacked-out face

she's wearing a damn garbage bag for a gowns quite a strange dress and they it's included a little quote on the bottom he is the boyfriend of redacted we think he works for the CIA see now that makes me think that perhaps that's just because at this point he was wealthy and influential that they that it might have even just been some bogus lie that he would talk about just to to get himself laid, you know? That is a good point.

I'm a CIA, baby, I'm a CIA agent, baby. Better not lie to me. It does seem like at this point, this man will do anything to get laid, so sure. I love all the old pictures from the next page, page 99, if you just scroll down. Albert Pinto had a huge input here. These are considered his floor days. No idea who Albert Pinto is. But it's when Epstein wasn't quite there yet.

man, the guy really did have a chest full of hair. I know, truly a sweater on that man. It's impressive. You got to... Actually, you don't have to give it up to him. The next 101 is where... Things get really weird. It starts to get weird, yeah.

It's a photo of him in some Chinese herb shop, and the caption handwritten is, are you sure this will make my winky grow? And then at the very bottom, he's in what looks like a Trump hotel bathroom, waiting for my foot massage. always the fucking foot massages. But this is what, okay, so like you said, okay, you've found some body pictures of your dad

and them sticking around. But if there was a leather bound book with just the complete focus on every little thing is like, thanks for helping me get laid. I mean, and then on the very next, just waiting for my foot massage and a bathtub, it's just a bizarre

dedication to, Let's jump down to page 108. Wait really quick just right before that 107. I think this one's just fun for all the... She tossed it in there. Happy birthday. I love Gailane and it's them naked in a pool. Why would you go out for burgers to quote Paul Newman? Why would you go out to burgers when, man, you got a great looking steak at home?

It's not about... Eat that steak every night, pal. What do you need to get the massage like... Oh, yeah, yie. It just, there's... Look at that little, like... Wait, go back up. Look at that little...

I don't know. Him just... He looks like Joe Biden when he kind of... Whispered into kids. Yes, just the... Hey, where's the ice cream? Ugh, I don't know.

So the next page... I'm just knowing that he's constantly dangerously horny at all times. Oh, yeah. Like, maniacally... This guy doesn't have postnut clarity. If any... And I do like that the American intelligence community was like,

how can we harness this horniness? Yeah. How can we use this to our gain? Buddy, you have a way of exuding horniness that it's infectious, that other people can't help but just be like, I kind of want to fuck too. Yeah, that sounds cool. Let's go fly to Paris and fucking get massage. If we somehow diverted him from the intelligence community to the scientific community and they somehow bottled this, we wouldn't have a climate crisis right now because we could run this whole country on Jeffrey. Epstein's insane horny energy.

Very well said. I like this next chapter because it's entitled Children and it's in, it's in comic sands and it is the copy machine kind of fucked it up. So it looks, it's missing an eye and it just looks broken and this is probably the most upsetting section. It's short and it's jarring. I mean, if you, so just scroll through. it because it's short. I want to read this first letter on page 109. It's but it hits you like

a speeding train because you go from uh, you go from nude Jeffrey and Glein to, I'm serious. If you're turning through it, you go nude Jeffrey and Glein, you flip to children and then just children's handwrite.

Yeah. This is a child. I don't know who wrote this presumably a nephew because it's called Uncle F makes poppy I think he means to say poopie I think that's what it is as well I believe this is a fictionalized story

from this child one day Uncle F decided to go poopie he had never seen poopie in his life even though he is 50 he has never seen it oh here we go

narrator why are you here said uncle how does this keep happening I don't know this kid can't spell for shit just to be clear and has no for um no respect for lines and what do you call that the lines between whatever margins yeah uh narrator why are you here said uncle f get on with the story okay so as i was so as i was saying he was going for the toilet who wrote this me as he poop he pooped on the floor so uncle f ran to tell his mommy that he had pooped on the floor mommy me poopy on floor and me

see poopie for first time. No, not the narrator. No, not the narrator again. Why are you here? said Uncle F, because you only have one minute and two seconds left. So hurry up with the story. Okay, that's too fast. I guess so. So to end the story, he cleaned the poopie up. Really, really beautiful little interlude here. And then there's, yeah, nice. Maybe the narrator and these like God things. Maybe it's, I don't know, maybe it's, I don't know, maybe some kind of intelligence handler that's... They got them all brainwashed or something and they talk...

This whole thing feels like evidence in True Detective Season 1. And if you're at Epstein's Island, everyone's like, no, the narrator wouldn't like that. Yeah, you better be careful there, a little Timmy. Narrators, the narrator's going to figure out

what's going on. You pooped on the floor? You pooped on the floor? Oh, fuck. This next one is a hand-drawn picture featuring five crying, five crying women at the top. And music notes, and it says, here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Where is the groom? He's in the ladies room. What is his reminder? There's to work on his binder. Here's the something glory to his doggy. It's just, and then there's pictures of. I know. It's inducted, but it's, I don't know, it's very presumably a family member

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This is them playing pretend. This is like a good... You know, we could very well have a photo like this. Us wearing balaclavas? But I think it's... Sure. The totality of all this thing? Yes, yeah, yeah.

I mean, we'll just read it real quick. I mean, for the audio listener, Jeffrey Epstein has maybe some pantyhose or stockings over his head. And he's going to rob someone. And the other guy has a... Yes, and he's holding a gun. And the other guy's got a ski mask on and maybe a knife. And it says, finally at the home of our friend.

Let's call him Mr. Brown. Jeffrey unveiled his plan. To some, it may have seemed a get-rich quick scheme, but to me it was pure genius. Rob and Kill was the name of the plan. The first victim, redacted. To be attacked and brutally plundered, would she want more than that?

On the board... See... It's all these like rape fantasies and shit. I know. It's like, okay, fine, we could make a joke where we're in it. The fucking... The photo alone, I'd be like, yeah, okay, but then, yeah. But it always has.

Would she want more than that? Meanwhile, the guy who's like, on the boat, take your tops off or we'll fucking go you. Broad daylight, the dastardly thieves were never caught. Post-script, I retired from the life, but I recently read an article in New York, which led me to believe that my old friend Mr. E had continued on and became an industry leader. So it speaks to the fact that these people all very well kind of knew that he was into some crazy weird shit, but they kind of liked it because it got all their juices flowing, you know?

Yeah, the next one, the next one worth doing is probably... Page 117 with the guys. Yeah, this one. Then things... These are all... They're all obsessed with writing these, like, fictionalized, like,

fantasy little story bits about him. This one is such a late 90s. guy attitude, then things began to change. I think it was shortly after he encouraged Morgan to say woof on the phone to me that I noticed the beginning. What the fuck does this mean? I think he... And then, well, go ahead.

I think for me, I mean, it's probably because of what I know about all this is coloring this, so maybe it's more harmless than it is, but I don't know. To me, it sounds like some kind of sick game, some kind of bore on the floor, like say woof to him. Um, I don't know. and then while his friends were willing to either go blissfully ahead eyes closed trusting in the almighty Jeffrey began to get that look in his eye he was cooking up something something either evil or at least deadly

i always hoped he wouldn't be he wasn't spurred to action by my action the unforgivable immortal sin of getting married oh take my wife you know oh my wife the next one i have is i mean there's some very weird things in here. If you keep scrolling, you have this whole thing about the Vanity Fair poster child I don't even know. On the occasion of Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday party, a

vanity fair poster child is something to be. A vanity fair poster child is something to see. A liver, a lover, a Jeff, a Jeffrey, let's all give a cheer for today. He's 50. Five decades. I don't know what that's it. Five decades or half century by birds and... L, I believe that's...

Oh, sure. 50. Five decades, L or half century. By birds and by bucks. C's and M's are his key. Blonde red or brunette spread out geographically. Dude. With this net of fish, chefs now the old man in the sea. Teaching math, trading options or foreign currency.

Green eyeshade schemes and plans a unique tax strategy. Wet dream. And I'm missing that one. Oh, shit. In Architects Wild Spree, Moscow, Paris, Santa Fe, Alambra East Jamboree. Do you guys get it? It's disgusting.

Who wrote that? Leon? That one's Leon. I think that's Leon. The Black, Black. Yes, Leon Black. Leon Black. Jesus Christ.

Well, then on page 126, you've got Bill Clinton's letter. Happy 50th. And that's what's so funny about it, though. Like these, like, Wall Street guys taking time to be like, you know what? I have to write a poem. Well, here's the thing. Here's my kind of theory here. We are all different, somewhat different people to different groups of people.

You know, like you got your childhood friends, your high school friends that know you as one thing. You've got your, I don't know, your work friends that know you as one thing. It strikes me that I believe that he's got different cohorts of people in his life that knew him. Because when you go to the education part, his former colleagues at whatever school he was teaching at, they strike me as like they only knew him as like the math genius Jeffrey and theirs I feel bad

because one just says happy birthday Jeffrey and it's just like a bunch of math stuff diagrams and shit where it's like but I will say it does seem like yeah there are those

where it seems very professional or whatever but it seems like for the most part most of the cohorts that if they've known them from childhood early adulthood later into life

the one common theme is that they're like he likes young women he's insanely horny he's got like crazy powers over people yeah and so you know yeah you can be a lot of different things to a lot of different people but like that theme is cohesive it's just like yeah i i just want to protect the math nerds because i feel like i feel like he didn't seduce or um poison them i I feel like they were like, I feel like they're out there somewhere going, how could we have been so wrong about this guy?

Holy shit. Because I doubt, I mean, maybe I could be wrong, but when they're talking about fucking Pythagoras, I doubt he ever was like, you guys like, did he's? Maybe that was his- Maybe because he knew that these guys were incorruptible. That was his kryptonite. He was like, these guys, where's the horny?

Why aren't these guys, all they want to do is talk about theorems? Yeah. I can't get to these guys. Because their contribution is literally just like math diagrams. How do we break through? And shapes and stuff. Bill Clinton's... I know, they just...

It's so... They're just like, remember when we saw this one? Yeah. Yeah. Bill Clinton's, I can't even read. I know. This one was really hard for me to make out.

It's something, isn't it? But I do think it's more harmless than some of these... Yeah, that's... See, that's what makes me not protect Bill Clinton or anything or defend him. But I think that there were certain people that he knew not to try to corrupt. Oh, no. I don't... I think this letter's harmless, but I think...

Bill Clinton, absolutely. I mean, knowing Bill Clinton with the cigar and stuff, he absolutely was like, hey. I mean, this is a little bit hard to read, but it's a funny order she put these in because it's, you know, he basically just says, happy birthday, something, something, you're the best pedophile. We love you, pal. The very next one is Alan Dershowitz. Oh, yeah. And he says, Dear Jeffrey, as a birthday gift to you, I managed to obtain an early version of the Vanity Unfair article. I talked them into changing the focus from you to Bill Clinton. As you will see from the enclosed excerpt, Happy Birthday and Best Regards.

And it's got this very bizarre, what he's enclosed is a photoshopped Vanity Fair cover. Where he's made it all about Jeffrey Epstein. It reads like a meme today that you would see where the text just kind of is blocked over what the original text is. Yes. And...

But then he includes, I think this is actually from the other story or something, or what he got removed, because it's got this portion titled, Who Was That Man with Epstein? Inquiring minds are asking, who was that man with Epstein? Jeffrey Epstein is, of course, one of the world's most famous men, a household name throughout the planet. His pictures appeared on the cover of every magazine in the world. Everyone knows public figures of the Western world. No, no, no, you skip the line. Everyone knows his story. Oh, everyone knows his story.

from his humble roots on Coney Island to his rise as one of the most envied public figures of the Western world but what was he doing flying to Africa with an obscure former politician from Hope Arkansas? You know who that is? Bill Clinton. Who is that politician and why would Epstein have picked

him for the coveted seat on his private jet? Vanity Unfair was determined to get to the bottom of this mystery man and to reveal the story behind the story. Normally we would not pry into the private life of an obscure Arkansas politician particularly one who has tried so hard and up to now so successfully to keep his private life to himself.

But the moment the obscure man stepped on to the Epstein jet, he became fair game for probing inquiry. Why would a man like Epstein, who can pick and choose his companions from princes to professors, select a flying companion from the Ozark Mountains? To be sure, he was a Rhodes Scholar, but we all know how easy it is to get a Rhodes if you're from Arkansas. There must be something else.

Vanity Unfair decided to snoop around. The obscure politician reluctantly agreed to interview, to an interview on the express condition that it was completely off the record. This is what he told us. I think this is a joke about how if you're with Epstein, you're going to be overshadowed by him

because he's such a hot ticket playboy. This is what he told, this is what he went to Vanity Fair to tell them. I thought he was making a joke like, why would, he's calling Bill Clinton, the obscure politician from Arkansas. Obviously, he's very popular.

And he's saying, why do you want to talk about Jeffrey Epstein? Talk about Bill Clinton. He's the big next thing. He's a road scholar. He's the governor from Arkansas. You know, who cares about flying on Jeffrey Epstein's plane? That was the next, it's one page below, by the way, that whole thing you just read.

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I just don't... If you go to 131, this is another one where it just speaks to this. This is the one I was kind of alluding to, the Iowa thing. It just speaks to this. Oh, this guy, Bill Elkus. From all aspects of his life, they have these stories about him. It's this, like, and these are the letters that they choose to write about him on his 50th birthday. Galane says, hey, I'm putting together this book.

What's your story? It's going to be a horny thing about women And all the women that he's fucked over the years But with weird aspects It's no secret that Jeffrey appreciates beautiful women But not many people know That he can create them out of thin air At least he did in Iowa in 1988

At the time I was managing the money of the Zimmerman family They lived in Iowa Bola hog farm makesierce industry there They feel there's more than a little truth To saying that it's hard to tell the difference Between the girls and the hogs in southeast Iowa I had invited Jeffrey to come to Fairfield to see our investment operations, meet the Zimmerman family,

and learn more about their major charitable projects. He asked about the nightlife, and we could only laugh as we dropped him off at the local motel. The next morning, a group of four of us picked up Jeffrey to give him a tour of the area. At our first stop, we parked in front of a bookstore. As we're getting out of the car, a spectacular, tall, blonde woman suddenly come out of the store,

walked, that's his mistake, not mine, walked directly past us, and up to Jeffrey and announced, I am new to this area what is going on dude hey I mean you got to hit it to him that is wild he's like a pig

finding truffles it turned out she was a sales rep for a firm selling academic branded athletic clothing and she was literally driving through Iowa visiting local campuses

Jeffrey invited her to join us and did his magic within a few hours he had invited her to return to New York with him for the weekend the guys in the car were astonished to even see such an attractive lady in Fairfield, amazed that she passed over them to meet Jeff,

and were speechless when she agreed to come to New York. I'll admit to wondering at the time whether Jeffrey somehow arranged the whole episode through some long-distance escort service, but the following week, I happen to be in Manhattan, and Jeffrey asked me to give her a ride back to our company plane,

giving me a chance to speak with her for a few hours. She was the real McCoy. Damn, dude. This is unbelievable. I mean, it just... This is what I'm talking about about this, Like, when you were asking about the first impressions, the people with these stories have just, he walked out of a bookstore where there's not a beautiful woman for hundreds of miles. And one just appears.

It was like, I'm new here. What is going on? And, of course, his friends are like, Jeffrey, how did you do that? And it's like, he didn't. I don't know. She's flying to New York. Oh, God. My favorite, not my favorite, but another interesting one, and just speaking to how fucking wealthy these people are, page 134.

This person writes, I asked my house astrologer what to make of you. This person has a house astrologer. And I do like this to the astrologer's credit. The analysis, a fiercely intelligent, highly complex individual for whom the accumulation of great wealth is no problem, prefers working in private or better yet utter secrecy, emotionally complicated, can run hot and cold, can lose interest in the blink of an eye, professes to be available, but much goes on behind the scenes and he decides what he gives. extensive scientific slash humanitarian slash philanthropic strength and co-interest, which if

harnessed and developed properly, could have a significant impact as in tangibly changing the world for the better. And as an added bonus, uh, beat the current masters at their own game. Man, it sounds like he really did have a lot of power that he just put to the wrong things. I mean, on the very next page, we're not going to read the whole thing. It just speaks to how many people have stories like this. It's psychotic. This is in the middle of the letter. I was speaking to BB last night before reading this email and we both agreed that we were at a loss to decide which of the hundreds of hilarious

incidents to pinpoint for you. There are just too many and it's telling which ones he includes. First up, inspecting the royal school girls dorms. That's probably a hilarious story. Who hasn't been in that situation? Chasing rabbits with Toto and the old man's dino

trying to get redacted's husband out of the way in Manila. It's just disgusting all right the next one I have is 147 there are a lot of

his previous girlfriends and assistants who write very loving letters about how he changed their lives and how appreciative they are of him and there's throughout

these photos film photos of them in far away exotic looking locales private islands you know boats and shit but yeah one let's see

well so i mean just right up right off the bat so this is from a letter this just speaks to you know he writes this letter about like i didn't know where to start it's the common thing i didn't know we've oh right been through so many times i didn't know what to say so in the end i've wound up with this silly excuse for omissive neither profound nor funny but i've included a few photos that i took on my recent trip to africa they seem more appropriate than anything i could put in words so let's just pause there this guy says you know i was looking for anything to say but all I've got are these, the best thing I could come up with are just these photos of my trip to Africa that would sum this up. And let's scroll through. There's a, first of all, there's a monkey with

a boner screaming. Next, we've got what appears to be, that's a zebra either just finishing or just starting to mount a female zebra. And there's, is that ejaculate coming out of the quite possible pal and then the next one is just the zebra with a boner the next one below that is just a lion

and his line is getting ready to oh and then the next photo is the lion mounting mounting and then a happy lion and then a happy lion and then it's just then it's get these these are my favorites

and I will say that was the most if that was just taken on it on its own that would be the most harmless thing in this thing of like a guy being like okay I guess I'll be a little cheeky Yeah. But in the context of this...

Oh, it's disgusting. It's like he's basically saying, Jeffrey, you are an animal no different than the ones on the savannah that just take whatever they want. Yeah. And then I like this one because it's made with the most early 2000s clip art. Clip art from Microsoft Word. Happy, Dear Jeffrey. Happy 50th. You got balloons, a cake, a 747, which is inaccurate because he did not fly at a 747.

And then various women. then it just says Joel And then this next one When I first scrolled through it I didn't really This is maybe the smoking gun of the whole thing But I didn't see the time I completely glazed over the dates

I was like oh yeah Oh this guy sees him as like A man for the children And then he also likes to take a load off But this is maybe This is the most If you've been following along and I know we've been talking about this for a long time.

I'm sorry, it's just fascinating. If you've been going, if you're one of these MAGA guys going, okay, look, you can explain that one. I want you to explain this one. And for the audio list, don't you describe what's going on here? Sure. So, thank you, Emil, so this is a, this is a meticulously drawn. This had to have taken a few hours, colored pencil or pens or something.

He really did put the work in on this. He really did put the work in. He even put the actual, what appears to be the, the accurate tail number on his private jet on the airplane up in the corner, 908 J.E. And on the left, you've got Jeffrey Epstein handing a lollipop. A drawn, Jeffrey Epstein handing a lollipop to these three girls, and it says 1983. Three little girls. They're in skirts and they've got, you know, the little makeup on. on the cheeks, yeah, bows in their hair.

Yeah. And then next to it is Jeffrey Epstein now, and it says 2003, so it's 20 years later. And he is relaxed, laid back on a cabana chair with his mansion in the background, his private jet in the background. I believe that's Mar-a-Lago. Oh, interesting. If you pull up a picture of Mar-a-Lago, that looks a lot like Mar-Lago. Yeah, it does. And under 2003, it says, what a good.

great country. And he is getting a foot massage from one topless woman at the bottom, presumably a blowjob from the girl in the middle who has a tattoo on her right butt cheek that says J.E. And then he's getting a massage from the two other women. So the implication here is that from young age to 18, he makes sure that he gets the women or something, right? He's, what do you call that groomed them. Pretend you're some kind of maga diehard, right? You've got

you've got the flags, you've got all the merch, you've got Trump 2028 hats. Hell, even on your pickup truck when you drive behind you, you've gotten a decal where it looks like Biden is tied up in your bed. I've got an Info War sticker. I've got

Hillary for prison still. Trump's letter appears in this, and you come across this. How are you, how are you defending this one? How are you getting yourself out of this one? Well, if they were 18, I don't know to see what the problem is. I mean, yeah, they all like young girls. That was a, that was, I don't know why I'm giving them a southern accent. I'm sorry to anybody in the South. I, I would probably do what they're doing, which is they're leaning on the fact that he hasn't spoken to him in 15 years because he knew that he was a creep,

which is just such a fucking cop out. Because you guys all know he has. shown you and told you who he is for the entirety of his life. Like that was a point of pride because, again, 20 years ago, 30 years ago, it was not a badge of shame to be a womanizer like this as a public figure. Too much logic. If I see it, I'm going, yeah, what a great country where a guy who clearly in the 80s was doing a lot of community work, helping out younger people, being a good guy. going around with balloons, handing them out.

And now, because our country's so great, we reward those people very nicely with bow jobs and sexy ladies and Mar-a-Lago memberships. And that's the America I want to live in. Yeah, it's the, you are who you spend time with, and you are who your friends are. You're saying if you lay with dogs, you get fleas. If you live with dogs, you get fleas. And the fact that these, I mean, it's a cult and these people are willfully ignorant and it just speaks to, it's the old thing that Trump said, I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and they would still vote from me. I need to know.

There could be undisputed evidence of him molesting a child and they would find a way to either just not see it or they'd explain it away like, no, that's just a, that's just a, what do you call? the small people. It's just a little person. Oh, sure. It's just a dwarf. It's a woman with dwarfism. What are you talking about? I need to know.

We need to find out who made this picture because more than anything, if this guy's still out there, he needs to be locked up. He needs to be stopped. Yeah, it's. Galane calling you up. Hey, you got anything for the book I'm putting together? Yeah, can you imagine if I put just the thing, actually? Yeah, I got just the thing.

Oh, oh, oh, Lowe. longtime partner of my good friend Jeffrey Epstein. I've got a handmade drawing underscoring just, but I mean, she knew she was getting him these very women that he was I don't know. She probably got off on it too. I mean, that is the most frustrating thing about this entire, just how breezing it all is. And yet on the very next picture, if you keep scrolling, it is another person bragging. It's the, it's the check we're talking about with Jeffrey bragging about being such a good businessman and just

God, you're so good at business, Jeffrey. You're so good at it. Scroll down to 159. I like this one that this person, this one's very artistic, and I love Jeffrey's face in the middle because it's a little bit of a slightly cross-eyed. This person is artistic.

Let's see. We're almost, we're wrapping up here a little bit. Of course, you've got Trump's right there at 165. Oh yeah, we're going to skip it, but on 157, he gets called an enigma again. Oh, yeah. My favorite, 167.

But yeah, we can't... You got our breasts. Trump's is dang smack right in the middle of all this craziness. We don't know who this person is, but on 166, Dear Jeffrey, for the man who has almost everything, but never enough of these. Sent with best wishes for your 50th birth.

and it is like a photocopied boob or something. But then she gets both of them on there. Yeah. Especially commissioned by Henry Rossovsky in honor of Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday. Very artistic.

There's randomly a chocolate chip cookies recipe next? Written on a weird map of the world. This looks like it's maybe from some kind of magazine and it's just a bizarre. There's the male symbol

that says like glitter or the female symbol and then the male symbol that says like homemade. They were really into weird, coated. Yeah. What would you even metaphors and stuff? 171 is a pretty good one. I like this one.

Very beautiful and simple. This one would be gets right to the point. Yeah, this one would be fine. Dear Jeffrey, I wanted to get you what you want. So here it is. And it's just the laziest. Hair of boobs. Two lines drawn of breasts.

Happy birthday. Your friend Leslie, it looks like? That might be Les Wexner. Oh, wow. Okay, we are, then it gets weird. So 174, you've got these photos of, that's George Bush, Jr., without a face. I'm completely unexplained.

If I'm... Completely unexplained. Unless it's regarding this one, and I just can't read it. It's too poorly photoshopped. And it's difficult handwriting. I don't know who that second person is. I don't know.

Who is that, do you reckon? Is that a young Jeffrey Epstein with the face blurt out? I really don't know. There's really not much to go off besides a little bit of hair and an ear. And it's, I just don't know. Oh, yeah, it does have to do with this next thing. Because it's a weekly world news online edition. International Funny Man of History revealed as alien in disguise.

eyes. Strange beings from planet near distant star hatched sinister plot to corner choice realistrate on Earth. They all exhibit curious aversion to food and wine. Ex-president taken in. What the fuck does that mean? If you gave me something like that for my

birthday, I'd be like, cool, dude, what does that mean? What does that mean? Because you haven't been doing coded sex trafficking for two decades at this point. Then the next stuff is all from his Which we've got to go through a little.

So, yeah, we're getting towards the end here, but this is the big girlfriend's section, which gets... Oh, no, the next, scrolling through, this is all the science stuff. So this is all his science lovers going through. I like 188 because it's very straightforward. Happy birthday, Jeffrey. It's just very like, this guy didn't know what was going on.

He's just a math guy. Galen just had his contacts and was like, I guess they're close friends. And she was like, ugh, these morons. Why didn't they do any sex stuff? Yeah. And then girlfriends. Yeah, page 196. Which is when it gets pretty wacky again after the science stuff.

Jeffrey, look at that drawing. Picture the scene without the audience. The girl, and this is going to make sense because we'll show the drawing and we'll describe it for the audio person, but this is just bizarre. Picture the scene without the audience. The girl sleeping on the floor, I believe had shorter hair then. Does it bring, does it bring you back memories? I'm thinking of all the great times we had together.

you know you will always be my very close friend even though we don't see each other so much anymore have a happy 50th I can't believe it but the good news is you look better than you did years ago when we first met Love Always Redacted and now if you scroll to this image It's people in chairs

and a little girl asleep on the floor as presumably Jeffrey is playing the piano It's very strange because she said picture the scene without the audience I don't know what that means the girl sleeping on the floor had shorter hair then and it's just it's all bizarre shit man

it's you're right it's very first season of true detective this like ceremonial thing like galane bring the girls in I want them to watch and yes bring her down yeah it's all eyes white shut shit all right jump down to page 203 this is my favorite

page in the whole thing it's title jizzies. I knew you were going to love jizzies when I was looking to do this. When I saw it, I was like, what is this? Jizzies, a highly excited and distracted state of mind. To me, this was a meme of sorts, an inside joke that he had with all his friends and his girlfriends and stuff.

Like, when he was horny, he would say, I got the jizzies, man. I got the, boy, I got the jizzies. And there's a lot of references to there not being a cloud in the sky. So it's like he had this kind of. he probably was such an egomaniac on a level that he truly did think that he was probably magical in some way we know from like his honestly that's a good point i think probably and he we have the evidence of uh him getting arrested and them being like he's intelligence let him go i'm sure he did feel bulletproof in a lot of oh yeah oh my god and i and he

also was obsessed with like uh what is that called where you were you um genetics and stuff And, like, he wanted to, like, inseminate as many women as he, is he possibly could. He was kind of an Elon guy like that. I forgot what that's called. But either way, this person, uh... Is it a pronatalist or something? No, no, no, no. That's, um...

I don't know. He was into genetics and stuff. Uh, to a collector of more than beautiful minds. He whom appreciates architecture, undulating landscapes, quote, beauty marks, and... It's just, there's a photo of, uh, this one is so weird. I understood years ago after Geelaine came to the Palm Beach horse show looking for what I thought was a horse that she was on a mission for a collection of breast photos, a compilation, of course, for you. So Geelaine was at a horse show trying to solicit women for breast photos. I came to see you some months later. You told me to take off my top with the usual Epstein smile.

you looked at my breasts and said, yeah, I was right. Memory served you correctly. The beauty mark was on the right breast, one quotable memory, to a true friend with whom I have shared many complicities. I just can't. I love you and wish you the best next 50 years. Then there's a little photo of a bra, and it says, P.S., I know from the phone exchange some years back,

you like my braer. So, Jeffrey, which word out of this text do you not understand? And it's just everything about him is so you looked at my breasts and said, yeah, I was right. God damn, dude. Justin, I don't even know where to this. Sicko. Sicko. I think there was another one on 204 that was just very happy birthday to my favorite.

Jeffrey, we met in the summer of 1985 at Indochine, which makes us friends for 17 years. Can you believe it? during the years we've had a lot of fun watching each other grow up but there are a few memories that particularly stand out which would make you chuckle first the day clark's shoeback brought me over to your apartment and then left after chatting for a bit you blurted out you are a virgin right after recovering from embarrassment i assumed i answered yes how did you know and you said because you talk so fast ha ha then there was the day we went shopping together at bloomingdales and you proceeded to throw me down on the floor right smack in the middle of the shoe department and started tickling and kissing me all over next there was a time I stayed at your house and because my apartment was not yet ready to move into and one morning I woke up and there were white roses all over the room so I asked who they were for thinking you had a girlfriend coming over and you replied for you.

That was one of the most sweetest moments and special, whatever, you get it. This guy is just out of control. I don't even know, do we continue? I mean, there's just so many fucking inside jokes and shit. Well, there's one on 208 that's important to see. these are some pictures of some redacted women and then another one that's very telling of him he took a picture of this woman basically

unclothed and said and she wrote visiting you down in Palm Beach dot dot dot can't get a second of privacy with you and a camera around ha ha he's just always I mean I don't understand how a man can be this horny this is the horniest book of all time

this is the horniest man I've ever heard of and the top line is just Booby! It must be his nickname to her, a pet name. And then after that, 216 to 217 is just a wall of women. They all are redacted

in various states of dress because they're redacting the victims. But that's just two full pages. Or maybe it's one woman. It's unclear. It might be one woman who included some photos of herself. But that one is just a, wall of women.

And then on 221, you get some really nice, some really nice insane. Are these called acrostics when you take someone, is that what it's called? When you take someone's name and you do a little poem for, and the funny thing is that there's multiple people who did a cross stick poems. There's two.

And the best part is, I like that, so they're doing Jeffrey and the Jay, of course, is Jeffrey. Jay. Jay is for Jeffrey. Jeffrey, you are one in a billion. He is for everybody admires you so.

F is funny, gorgeous, intellectual, and kind you are. F, we don't have to go through the whole thing. It's just so weird. And the other one, same thing. The J starts with Jeffrey, oh, Jeffrey, everyone loves you. F, fun in the sun. And then also fun, fun, fun just for fun. Oh, God.

You know, and it's just, it just continues to be horny until it finishes. there's another woman with who included photos of her in a bikini and thought you might like some bikini shots. Oh, wait, this one is worth it. If you go to 225, or two, yeah, 225 it starts. It just says, and I guess there was a photo maybe of the woman, but it's redacted. Who am I? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Before Jeffrey, I was a 22-year-old divorcee working as a hotel hostess in a hotel restaurant.

Oh, sorry, yep, I skipped another line. after Jeffrey, I now live in New York City have traveled to Paris, London, Milan, Copenhagen, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Stockholm, China, Singapore, Brunei, Bangkok, Bali, Ghana, Nigeria, Mozambique. I can't name them all. She's traveled a lot of places. And she has met, Prince Andrew, President Clinton, Sultan of Brunei, Donald Trump. Antonio Verglas, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour, Peter Brandt, Kevin Spacey,

Chris Tucker, Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, brilliant. scientists, lawyers, and businessmen. I've flown on the Concord, gone skydiving, all the stuff. Jeffrey, there are no words to describe how much I appreciate and admire you. I believe you are the most extraordinary person I've met and can't believe how lucky I am to become, to have become a part of your life. What you've shown and taught me in one year is more than most people experience in a lifetime. Wait, she's saying that all happened in a year?

Jesus Christ. Sounds like fun. I guess. What else can I say? But it just like picked up some 22-year-old and, oh, this is horrific, dude. And she's included pictures of herself, of course, in various states of undress. And then there's a, it ends with a big thank you. And a picture I'm assuming is them with...

I have no idea with his hand down her butt. And a hand down her butt. The next page, 230, I just love the inconsistency in the design. If you're going to go all the way and make like a book like this and divide it up into sections, For God's sake, Eileen, hire a graphic designer. Because keep going. Keep going. There's another one. There's one more business and then page 236. Look at this shit.

Oh, wait, before you even get to that, this is what I'm talking about, where they kind of like, they kind of rag on, they kind of have some revealing things. If you go to 234, this is where I was talking about, there's some very weirdly revealing things about her and Epstein's relationship. Galane, I'm talking about. Jeffrey, and is this one signed? Oh, yes.

This is by Elliot Wolk. I don't know exactly who that is. Jeffrey, I remember in the mid-1970s, you were being a star salesman for our tax advantage strategies and hedged option program. I was running an account for Bob Maxwell. You always had the ability to know everyone

and be charming. Was that when you first discovered the Maxwell teenage daughter? Happy birthday, Elliot Woke. And then the very next one also references her, Dear Jeffrey, welcome to the club from the first time that we traveled to Columbus and you had

Galane carrying your bags at the airport. I knew I would learn a lot from you. Oh, my God. My best wishes for a very happy birthday. Ira. A collection of the most despicable people. Also, none of these guys know how to, they're, it's almost like they're just writing weird text messages. Was that

when you first discovered the Maxwell teenage daughter? Happy birthday. Jesus Christ, dude. yeah just an entire book of people being like hey man thanks for showing me how to really be horny no one's ever done it like you nobody's ever been hornier than you no one's been a better pedophile than you i'm just sorry that there are laws geoffrey if anyone could figure out how to circumvent them it's you it was you it was you don't ever kill yourself in prison

which happened during Trump's first presidency look if the guy really did kill himself can you imagine the just like oh shit it's finally over all of that fun I had all of that travel all those women all that money all that influence all those people all the power all the political figures the celebrities

the scientists and all that stuff all the accolades and now look what being horny got me. A pedophile president. I finally did it. Fuck, I did it. Now I must go back to my home planet. We have a pedophile president. We did it. Wow. I didn't think that we could get through

all of those highlights. So what have we learned, folks? Just jerk off. Just trust me on this one. Just jerk off. Just get it out of your system. And if you still... We should have hooked him up to some kind of matrix machine. Imagine

that fucking thing. Just power, there's the raw energy, the havoc he has wreaked all across the world. The scientists that he knows and loves are like instead, in an alternate universe, they're writing him going, thanks to you and your brilliant mind, we've now have an abundance of energy. They're handing them a prize. That you've sacrificed, yeah. And he's just doing that Jeffrey Epstein smile and he's got, you know, diodes and shit. If this guy put his mind to literally anything else.

Yeah. He was just constantly in pursuit of more. Now that's a girl that I'd like to massage my feet. Now there's a girl that I would love to massage my feet. Now there's a girl I would love to take to Paris. Brother, you've got a beautiful woman in Geelaine, Maxwell. Just focus on her.

Be a, just I'm sure in prison he was like, fuck, Gilane was so hot. Why did I just focus on my wife? Yeah. I mean, because she was psychotic too. Oh, yeah. Imagine a world where your wife is putting together a book, reading these letters,

and being like, good one. He's going to love this one. Good one. Yeah. Thank you, Elliot Wolk, for talking about how he took me when I was a teenager. I remember carrying his bags as a teen because I was just so enthralled and captivated by him. And you guys all being like, I need to get me one of those. Yeah. God. And she was the daughter of a very wealthy, influential. Who was her dad? A politician of a fucking CIA. Dude, where was there her dad? Oh, Robert Maxwell. You would think that her dad would be like, hey, this guy's a creepy, uh, creep.

But maybe he wanted to fuck him too. It seems like everybody wanted to fuck him. Everyone wanted to fuck. Golly, dude. Is he dead? He's dead, right? Yeah, he died in 1991. So, oh my God.

In the Canary Islands. Canary Islands. Well, you were asking my first impressions. My overall impressions of this are that, like, it's just, the world is really. run by the sickest, most depraved people. Dude, truly. And, uh, they, they pursue, they pursue, I do, pleasures of the flesh that I don't think we ever even consider.

It must be so, yeah, like, I, I, I do hope they keep pushing. I do think this, uh, even was surfaced because of the pressure from politicians like, uh, Rokana and, uh, some others. So I do hope they, I mean, I hope there's consequences for the, I mean, for basically my entire life, powerful people see no consequences. Ironically, except for Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, sure. A little too late, but...

Yeah, I mean, he was probably close to 70 by the time he got killed. I mean, he lived a pretty great life. What do you think? Do you think he killed himself, or do you think he got assassinated? I believe both. I could believe either one just as credibly. Yeah, I'm of the impression he was probably killed, but... I think if we got any kind of quick glimpse of what actually goes on in the world,

even not just this, our brains would kind of melt and fall out of our ears. Fine, and it all. I'm sure it's beyond what we could even imagine. I think just these things that just trickle out are just unbelievable. Well, and I think when you see what, when you see what, other people are capable of. I'm talking serial killers, serial rapists, etc., who don't have the wealth and the power and the resources that he had. It's a, it's, it's, obviously human beings, certain men especially are capable of horrendous things. And when you combine that sociopathy

and that ability to manipulate and get what you want with unchecked power and wealth and influence, you get Jeffrey Epstein, which is just like a total nightmare scenario for victims. And yeah, I'm of the mind that he either did actually kill himself or was encouraged to and given the means to. Or maybe he was threatened and maybe he knew like, damn, the jig really is up. They really can't save me this time. And maybe they were like, you know, whoever in his life that he still cared about that

they may have, like maybe they threatened. Elaine's life or maybe they threatened the lives of his relatives that he somehow still cared about or something. I'm sure that kind of stuff is going to start coming out. It's unfortunate, like obviously this was very long. We

debated whether or not we should wait because this came out like last night. It was so late. We barely got a chance to kind of pour over it. I'm sure as more people are pouring over this and connecting all these people. A lot of the handwriting is hard to read.

Yeah, and connecting who is who on all these things. Elliot Wolk is clearly an investment guy. You know, there are going to be all these connections made, but we were like, screw it. Because, you know, we were going to talk about Elon Musk's trillion-dollar pay package in this moment. It's like, I mean, I couldn't stop looking at this thing. So I was like, let's get it out. We can make the connections and have a more detailed thing later.

But I also think, you know, a lot of people are probably just going to see some, some excerpts on Twitter or some, you know, like the Wall Street Journal just had those two photos. I think seeing this thing in its totality and really like understanding what this circle was like the depravity and this like cult-like devotion to this thing is important. But there's going to be way more connections drawn in the coming weeks. It's our JFK assassination, truly. The more, I mean, at first when I would hear about him and his arrest and stuff all those years ago, I was like, I don't understand. who this guy is what's the big fucking deal and then in the uh 2015 2016 2016 election his name started to come up more i was starting to kind of understand and then obviously when he died i was like

whoa this guy was a serious menace predator powerful illuminati type fit like if anybody represents the illuminati it's this guy and all these pictures and the aesthetics of this book and these photos and like the clothing from the 90s and the colors and stuff all just feels very um it just feels so creepy and unsettling and it feels very illuminati it feels very eyes wide shut it feels like there's something in see even without the context of this book and knowing who the eyes wide shut thing is like i don't know there's something insidious but they go to great lengths to make it this like uber elite we're recognizing these ancient ceremonies and blah, blah, blah.

And it's just guys drawing boobs. Yeah. It's just guys... Hey, Jeffrey, I love you, buddy. Check out these boobs. Guys, I know you'd like this. Jeffrey gets sucked off and massaged by people. It's like the crude aspect of it's...

Yeah, I don't know. It just goes to show you guys, you can put your mind to it. You can accomplish anything. If a horny guy like this, these are all just horny guys at the end of the day. Yeah. And, yeah, I'm... I mean, we'll see. I'm very curious what this is going to mean for, you know, got to stay hopeful.

Hopefully it means something for Trump. Yeah. Well, folks, join us in the bonus episode where we're going to be talking. Thank you for sticking around this long. Yeah, thank you. It was quite the episode, but we wanted to get it all out. We're going to be talking about the Phillies, the Phillies game, the Karen. I'm pissed about this one.

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Oh, what do you mean? Ruin her life and like... Get her fired. Get her fired to everything. Find out where she works. Find out where she lives. Look, not to say that this woman is clearly... Well, I think she's got a valid claim here. All right, let's, first of all, let's analyze this thing. Wow, you think she's a valid... I think she's got somewhat of a valid claim. I know from the show, it would seem as though I'm at home just going like, damn, time to do some drugs. I am a very healthy person. I go to the gym three, four days a week.

It is funny. I walk like three miles a day. No matter what you do, you're... You're like, you're doing the classic, like. I could stop whatever I want. You're doing the classic addict thing. And it's like, it's so funny. I'm not saying you're, you're, it's just funny listening to it. It's like, I know. This is what.

I'm aware of how it sounds when it comes out of my mouth. You guys have to realize my life is fine. I'm, it's not impacting my life in any way. I'm going to the gym. I'm leading a healthy lifestyle. I'm offsetting the drugs. I'm doing Kratum once, twice, three times a week. if I feel like it, not because I am getting called to it by some kind of addiction.

And there's a group of women who go before me for the coach. And they don't respect me at all. These women don't? They, I'm always waiting for my time. And then they, uh, go over. Well, they all just like hang out and chat and I'll like get on the court, like, warm it up a little like, okay, it's best. best it's my time and they're just gabbing

Sarah came back yesterday they get right off the court they really don't respect you but the here comes that clown