The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 132: BAG TALK: BEHIND THE BAG PODCAST

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

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On this week's episode of Beyond the Bag. I don't think the quality on this bag is bad. I just think organizationally, they could have, it leaves something to be desired. What do you mean organizationally? You've got a big, it can hold so much water. Oh, you mean there's no pockets or anything? This is what I'm talking about where I was saying some of those other bags leave the little something to be desired. These guys are just thinking about all kinds of, you know.

Cooky things. Whoa, that corks just knocked me on my butt. Wow. Look at you, you're part of the many bag community. I am part of the mini bagger community. I thought about 20 of these. This is a single ply. Single fly.

You get about, this is a weekend. This is a weekend getaway bag. What does it have? It's got a pocket. I'm supposed to put the laptop there. That's not where the laptop goes. There's a designated laptop space behind here. It's a whole separate place.

You can put both your laptops here, and it's padded and protected. It's padded and protected in the front pocket. No, it's not, and it's loose with all your shit. It drives me nuts. He seems pretty pissed off, don't you guys think? I'm looking down town with baby on me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on.

So listen to a lot to baby me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on. welcome back to bottom man's here no but it's christmas it's christmas it's christmas nothing matters me bad stuff on the internet what i was just showing him um bad stuff on the internet stuff he shouldn't be doing so because of your popular requests we we did the bag what was that bag we did the bag and what what was what were we going to call it bag talk called beyond the bag beyond the bag beyond the bag beyond the bag Be on the bag.

Emil, why don't you kick it off? Look, many bagging is a... Did you see that? Did you see that? See what? I gleaked by accident. Oh, gross, dude. I know.

For those who don't know, Emil just activated his saliva gland and it shot out like some kind of... Like some kind of really, really stupid Spider-Man. Imagine that was your shitty power? Gleeked man? Gleek man. Why didn't Spider-Man,

a more biblically accurate Spider-Man would be him shooting web out of his asshole? that's biblically accurate because that's how spiders do it at their anus. Spiders shoot it out of their asshole. Yeah. Are you sure? Yep. It's out of their butt. It's out of their butt. Webb is their poop?

Webb is not their poop, but in the sense that a bird has a cloaca, which is a everything hole, a spider shoots webs out of, no, a spider web is not spider poop. Spide's is produced in special glands

inside its abdomen, which is then squeezed out through tiny nozzles called spinnerets located at the tip of the abdomen heartening into strong sticky strands as it hits the air allowing the spiders... I can think of another thing okay, I was wrong, but... No, spider webs do not come out of a spider's butt,

but it comes out of a hole at the base of the abdomen. I can think of a hole... You're also... You're making shit up. That's not what it says. It says that right there. Spiderwebs don't come out of a spider's butt. But they do come from its abdomen. Yes, out of the base of the... Where do you see the base. Well, because that's where it is. It's the base of the spider's abdomen. But you're making

it sound more like its butt by adding words that aren't there. You said base of the abdomen a moment ago. You said base of the abdomen. It is the base of the abdomen. It just says, I can't have this argument. I really can't have this argument. Look at that. Where is that? That's right at the base of the abdomen. Okay, but it's not the butt. That's still the base of the abdomen, which is where our butt holes are, the base of the abdomen. And that would be biblically accurate. And also he has eight eyes and eight arms. He's just, Mam J, love me!

And he's a freak. All right, bag. You say things so confidently. I know for a fact it comes out of the butt. Well, yeah, sometimes you got to, we got to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves, don't we folks? We don't know if that's staying in, folks. No, no, please, it's got to stay in.

Are you kidding me? All right, bag talk. What's it called? Much like Spider-Man's asshole Uh-huh Beyond the bag Beyond the bag We've had a

We've had a whole slew of Things we could have done for Christmas We've tried different things And we said, you know What if we did an actual Beyond the bag What if we got into Beyond the Bag Because for you people We record these episodes

We haven't missed a single week Since we've started this show Because we love you so much Since we started the first show, I don't think we've missed this. Yeah, that's what I mean. Since we started this entire thing, we have not missed a single week. See, other shows will take a, they'll take a break. They'll say, we can just skip a week.

We can, you know, we go on holiday. No, we do go on holiday. But we figure it out. But we record these episodes in advance. This is recorded, what, a week in advance? Yeah, everyone's got to take a little break for Christmas. Everybody's got to take a little break for Christmas. and so I figured I'd show Ben

what the many bag lifestyle is all about these are not all my bags I couldn't get all of them here that's my do you ever say that's my bag baby like like Austin Powey us in the many bagger community we're constantly saying that

that's my bag and our wives and girlfriends love it oh man they're rolling their eyes I will also say if there are many baggers watching welcome welcome but I also want to

I am not showing these off as like look at what I've it's a journey I think there are ones that I'm unhappy with there are ones that I This is really good I'm truly excited for this

because I love a niche hobby You gotta take it seriously It's also If I had way more money My shit would be way cooler I can't imagine your bags Every time we travel I'm always like damn his shit is cool

I don't know where we should start. I also brought a couple of my own bags for a meal to review. They're just crumpled Trader Joe's bags. I literally just have three bags. I would have brought a suitcase, but I, you know. So why don't you start us off? Why don't we go small to large? Why don't you...

Well, I think we actually might have to go large to small because of the way they're situated. Okay. We got a bit of a Russian nesting doll here. Got it. Doug is on alert. Doug, what is that? There's a dog barking in the hallway.

for the audio listener you got a you got a effing tune in and get on youtube because you're going to miss the entire this is just a yes this is a christmas episode and yes the christmas toad is here uh we're both getting sucked off by the christmas toad no we are sucking off the christmas toad i'm getting sucked off by him he's we are going to do we're going to do a little three-way thing i'm going to be sucking off the christmas toad christmas toad is going to be sucking off a meal episode. I'm sorry we didn't make it more festive in here. That's my fault. I'm just going to take the blame for that because I didn't think ahead.

But it is Christmas and this is just, we're just playing it fast and loose. We're playing it fast and loose. What do we got here? Bayes. Bayes. I read the thing. Am I saying it wrong? I think it's base. Oh. Oops. Christmas Toad has arrived. I think it's... There he is.

I think it's actually base because they make jokes. They say stuff like... De base. not basic and I think it was started by some actress it's like one of the why don't we Google it it's like what I S it's yeah

base who started it base uh base the travel set starter kit in maple base is a stylish functional and affordable travel in lifestyle brand co-founded by actress Shai Michel

I will say emphasis on the affordable that's why I want it's like it's like cheaper away okay so you've got a woman's bag that's a good start When I walk through the, when I walk through the airport, only people I see with this bag, like the most basic women you've ever seen in your life. That's okay. Basic women need love too.

I know. I don't care. It works perfectly fine. You know, I got a little discount for doing the bundle getting a... Ooh. You know. This thing has been through the ringer. Is that? My laptop? Go ahead. Ow! Ooh, wow. You get a little bundle for getting the... Oh, he's...

Folks, inside of the base bag is a smaller base bag. This is one that's clearly a carry-on, right? Yes, exactly. And this is a full, this is a really nice... I will say, it's gotten the job done. It's been perfect for me. Yeah, you've got... This is one of my favorite things.

Oh, the pad, folks. The pad on the handle. There's like a silicon gel hand pad for your fragile hands. And then I will say... Pretty standard stuff in here. Pretty standard inside. You're not going anything crazy. You do get a...

You have an air tag holder somewhere that's... Oh, really? Somewhere in there. Oh, it's right in here. You can put a little air tag. Oh, wow. That's nice. Well, how about that? He's got an air tag.

If I was banked up, I'd probably be trying to go with like a Briggs and Riley. You know what I mean? Let's Google that. Those are like the goal. old standard, you know, that's, uh, but I don't have the money for it. $5,000, $700. No, no, no, no. That's a Prada bag.

Oh, whoops. The Briggs and Rilies are probably like $7 to $800. Now, what makes a Briggs and Riley better than a Bix? They've got like a lifetime guarantee. So how long is this one? 10 years? Who fucking knows? What, now, what do you, what the fuck are you doing to your bag that you need a guarantee on it for a lifetime?

Oh, my Decker's, my Decker's one is still going strong. You mean dockers? You mean dockers. You know, it's not me. It's those, it's those, it's those, it's those, it's those baggage handlers who really like to put a hurting on these things. And what race are those usually that you've noticed and talked about? The people who handle the worst? The baggage handlers, what race? White guys. It's always a white guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Throwing my fucking, no, I don't know. Wow. So this doesn't seem,

so this was what, $300? $350? I don't know. For the set, I honestly don't know. You know, for the amount of money that you spend on all different bags, you could just go once for a B&R. This is why you don't understand the bag lifestyle. Right. What is that? This is for your, so you can hang a person. No, like a suit bag on it. Oh, for your suit.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. Oh, and we didn't even, he didn't even show you guys because he's rude. But inside there's a, it looked like a. the zipper, the sheer zipper pocket. What is that for, toiletries? Oh, I got another. Oh, okay, great.

Why don't you take a look at this? Same exact bag. It's smaller. Based. Oh, yeah, wow. It's literally the same exact bag. Now, is there an air tag hole in this one? Of course.

Is there a little hole? You think I'm going to let... Look, you know, I like this... You're going to let some white baggage handler steal this from me? No. No, wait, not a chance. He's going to go home with this thing? No.

He's gonna go home with this thing thinking it's some basic woman's bag He's gonna get this bag open and sniff or panties and stuff He's just finding my guy He's just finding my jockeys in here I got, I wish I had the Price is Right thing The Luggage Starter said That's a good deal for

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I've definitely seen a lot of girlies with the pink. A lot of girlies. So this is my thing, too. They didn't have the all black. The all black was sold out, which I do think would have helped me look more manly. Yeah. I mean, these are, this is what, olive? It looks black.

No, no, it's black. It's just this part is this. Look at the all black again? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I see. That's manly. Yeah.

Yeah, this is not mainly at all. If I saw you walking down the terminal with this thing, I'd be like, this guy's a foo-foo-nilly. This guy's, uh, he's a little, he's a little fancy. It's literally, it's become a thing. Now every time we travel, I'm like, look, that girl has base just like me. There's nothing wrong with that. I know. It's a perfectly good bag, but you feel such shame.

I don't feel shame. They work, they work great for me. That's the thing. When you're like, what's the point of getting the Briggs and Riley, that's fully just because I think it's cool as hell, and that's where the bag stuff comes at. You're like, I just think it's cool. I don't understand this because if I were to hang a suit from this... Can I tell you something?

What? Never used it. Yeah, I'm sure. But it looks like it would drag onto the floor, unless you're like a, unless you're three feet tall, you know? I don't quite understand. Yeah, I don't understand it either. Can you explain what that tightening? There's the outer zipper. There's the zipper

that closes the suitcase, but then there's an outer zipper that gives you more space. Is that to allow you to breathe, the suitcase to breathe? Well, it's if you want to fit more stuff in it. But if you're trying to get it... What's the word for that? Because I know there's a term and I know you know the name of it. No, I don't know the name of that.

Wow. I would just, I mean, it's a zipper. It's like what I do when I drive or sit down when I unbuckle my, my, um, when I undo my pants, which a lot of people have a problem with. I don't like it at all. Let a man, let a man, let it's the same thing as a suitcase. Let a man, let a man, let a man. So, uh, if I could explain this in Ben terms, um, yes.

that one I guess would be a larger Trader Joe's brown shopping bag and this one would be a bit of a smaller Trader Joe's shopping bag But they only have one size so I don't understand So that one would be like bigger Two Trader Joe's shopping bags Yeah yeah And this one would be like one Trader Joe's shopping So I guess we'll take turns here

I brought one of my bags To show and I actually I have a lot of these I have them in a Oh, you're part of the many bag community I am part of the mini bagger community I have about 20 of these at home

And this is a single ply This is a one layer And it gives you single fly You get about This is a weekend Getaway bag If you feel like going away for the weekend You know

Like this this hydroflask is full You're going to rip right through it. No, no, no. See, I've thought of everything. If you lay it on its side and do, see, it can hold it. No problem. No problem. Even if I, like, it's really sturdy.

It's holding on, I mean, these things use top quality Chinese glue to piece it all together. And I could fit three pairs of one. I could fit three pairs of underwear, a couple T-shirts. A couple T-shirts, a flannel, and a toiletries bag. And I am jet-setting. I look so carefree. I look so nonchalant walking through the terminal.

Nobody's going to think to rob me. You're blowing by guys who have base bags. I'm blowing guys with the base bags because I want some of what they got. But yeah, I'm feeling real good walking in this. You got the little, you got, if you're bored, you can read. read the side of the bag? He's got a little go macro bar wrapper in there.

Oh yeah. You can fit your snacks. You can fit your snacks in there. Also, what's great about it is, you know, these things do, they don't have a lifetime warranty. They don't even have,

there's no warranty for that better. But when you're done with it, when it's reached, it's the end of its life, this one's still got some miles on it. It doubles as a trash bag. And I've already got some trash in there. so when I'm done with this I'll just

and that's what the other great thing is it's very very low it takes up very little space like uh it just takes it look at this I could fold this up and I can easily fit 50 of these in here if I wanted which is nice

which is nice I mean can you imagine seeing me coming at you walking like you'd be so jealous seeing me coming at you with this I'm realizing I got too much fucking bags. That's one of my bags. No, that's not bad at all. Okay. This one, this is great. I mean, but again, I have

my issues with this, I will say. Now, this one, what is this for the for the viewers? This looks like a pataguchi. This is a patagonia. This is a tote bag. Not a tote bag. I'm sorry, a duffel bag. It's the black hole. What is the difference? The difference between what? A tote and a duffel. Really?

I'm just kidding. I don't know. We all know. a tote would be a toad would be something this is considered oh oh oh but it's got it's got the two straps for over the shoulder got it for toting things around yeah and this is for duffling things around

this is when you want to go duffel mode yeah it's got the black hole uh material so it's gonna be waterproof and everything like that black hole material black hole yeah you feel that yeah it is very nice it's um it's like a nylon and it's i believe this is the 50 liter version And is this one that you think, because I feel like we should also give some, since this is a Christmas episode that comes out the week of Christmas.

Honestly, if you have a guy who loves to, if he's doing road trips, any kind of weekend, travel, whatever, these are great for just like chucking in the trunk of the car. These are great for chucking in the trunk of the car. I know a lot of people. Okay, so they also, something happened. I don't know what happened, but remember duffel bags when we were a kid? They had the one strap you threw it over your shoulder. Yes. now all of a sudden

people want to turn these fuckers into backpacks well yeah I like a backpack you like that I don't know how I feel about it because all right here's the deal it'd be great if you could remove

those straps if you didn't like them you can remove them oh you can remove them and make them go across it's not quite the same but my problem with it is that now we all travel

with backpacks and stuff anyway right if I was going to travel cross country I would probably have my I would probably have my like air

city of course to put on my backpack with less stuff and then I would probably throw this over my shoulder but so it's a bit of a predicament in that sense but this is a very classic duffle and I would say if you have a guy in your life who's doing some you really can't go can't go wrong with them can't go wrong the classic patagon boy I wish you guys could see inside this thing they can wow look at that that's a lot of cubic um that's 50 liters that's 50 liters I believe it's 50 liters so if I poured 50 liters of water and there you could zip that up yeah let's try it's a black hole bag so why not so it's water tight

no i don't know oh man that'd be fun if you just put hot water in there so i guess for this you would do like anybody needs some hot water i got plenty of loose in my 50 liter bag baby i got 50 you guys anybody wants some tea it's not quite boiling but but it'll do the trick it's a black hole so this i guess for you would be the equivalent this would be you packing... This would be a Trader Joe's bag. Yeah, I think, yeah, you would do a trade... This would be my...

This would be like two Trader Joe's bags. This is my Trader Joe's situation. My Trader Joe's bag, to your credit, my Trader Joe's bag does not have black hole material. It could not... And it doesn't come in various colors. It comes in brown. That's nice.

It comes in recycled paper brown. And it couldn't... It definitely couldn't carry loose water. Yeah, what happens to be built with water? If I filled it with water, it tears, unfortunately. Damn, that red one looks nice. They're nice. Do you think that Patagonia's quality has gone down at all in the last few years since their sale?

You know, I haven't noticed it. I didn't bring it with me, but I also have a Patagonia Refugio 22-liter backpack. What do they call it that? Refugio. That's just the name. Refugio. I believe it's a refugio. Refugio.

Yeah. Or maybe I have the 26-liter. Oh, man. And I'm honestly, I don't think that, yeah, that's, maybe I guess, I don't know. 26 liters of loose water. 26. 26 liters of loose water. And I have to say, I wasn't, I'm not thrilled with it.

I don't use that much and I didn't bring it. Just in the same way. I don't think the quality on this bag is bad. I just think, organizationally, they could have, it leaves something to be desired. What do you mean organizationally? You've got a big, it can hold so much water. Oh, you mean there's no pockets or anything? there's one there's one pocket here uh i know some duffles will get a little fancy and do a uh you zip here

and you've got a place where you slide your shoes right in so they can be separate from the rest of the stuff i like that i like that too i think that's a nice thing you know what i do with that plastic bag plastic grocery bag yeah that i put my shoes in so i would say it gets the job done but it leaves a lot to be desired yeah it's also a classic i mean the amount of times i've gone on a bachelor party and every guy just dumps one of these near the bed they're using at the Airbnb. Oh, hell yeah. It's a classic boys' bag. Yeah. Damn. Hey, gang, one more quick break.

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Moomoo? I was going to ask you something else about Padagooch. Probably not a bad time to tell you about the Oh, the other one. Toot. Boy, they love ugly colors, don't they at Pedagonian? You think it's ugly? I think it's kind of nice.

It's kind of nice, but it's just, it's not my, it's not what I would expect, I guess. Not what you would expect. Folks, it's like a lime green and a weird kind of blue-gray. It's all right. This is the, this is the like tote backpack hybrid. Now, this thing looks like shit to me. It looks like shit. Yeah.

I will say this has got to be the most... It looks like a shopping bag that you can wear. I have to say, though, it is by far... It gets the most mileage from me. Now, how much loose water can that one hold? I don't know, but it is... It is... I think it is billed as the black hole stuff.

The best thing about this, it's taking up no space in your bag. So you're flying international. You're already low on... You're already low on space. You put that in your bag. You got a little thing to carry. Yeah.

Everywhere you go. I've done I've done like full day hikes to to beaches you got some sand in here oh definitely yeah yeah that thing has been and I'll tell you what it's taking a fucking beating yeah you many baggers love to segregate excuse me you love to segregate your goods inside of your bags oh it's got seatbelt material

you know what seatbelt material's made of spider silk is that real yep google it spider soles are made out of I'm carrying spider shit around. Yeah. Well, it comes, we've established it. It doesn't come out of their but holes. And I will say, for a bag that can just be absolutely packed up into nothing.

Yeah, scientists are about, well. You see the way that they do it, man? It seems like they're working on it. They strap them down. Scientists have been trying for decades. They strap them down. And they spin the, they torture these poor little guys. I don't think they've done it yet, though.

No, no. They current, like, I'm talking about the, the, the, spiders how do they get spider silk no no i know i but like i don't think they've successfully made the seatbelts yet seatbelts are primarily made of tightly woven high strength synthetic fibers where do you like see this stuff do you just like see something on twitter this was years ago years ago i i remember reading that you just like see a tweet that's like spider it wasn't a tweet that's a fact christ that's a fact i don't remember i remember seeing it somewhere that it was fucking from you but you say it with the confidence of someone who did

their uh who got a who did their phd and seatbelt materials i think i saw it on a snapple bottle and so i'm going to be i'm going to blow up my nearest snapple bottling facility i'm just going to blow it up you got a snapple fact wrong i really do have to google everything you say Snapple is a spiritually Jewish drink, don't you think? Explain? You know, I actually think I know why I think that. No, no, no. Do old, old, wow, that's funny.

It was started by three Jews in the 70s. Oh, there you go. There are commercials. Okay, so here's why I associate Snapple with being Jewish. First of all, I hated Snapple growing up because I was thinking it was like, oh, it's like weird apple juice. That's gross to me. I'm not crazy about that. You're like, I don't know.

But all the, Google old Snapple commercials. They had this old Jewish lady or this like, hey, drink Snapple. And I was, oh, yeah, Wendy the Snapple lady. Oh, I remember this lady. Oh, God. This is unappealing to me. But I didn't see this and go like, oh, that drink is Jewish. That has ever come out of New York.

Let's set him straight. And then, well. New York City is the place where the Cornedeefe sandwich was Wow, I didn't know that. All right, that's enough. But also, this family that we carpooled with, I remember going to their house and they had a little cocker spaniel with an ear infection. And their whole house stunk. Ew, dude.

Like, it was like, I remember, like, wanting to cry because I was like, where are my parents? Why can't they pick me up? I've never, how do these people live like this? How do they not smell it? The origin of the damn bitch you live like this? It was damn bitch you live like this, but like to my, oh my God, my little eight-year-old senses were just like, oh, they had carpet and it just was. Why did it smell? Because the dog's ears were so just infected and it's just, they just didn't notice that they had a stinky dog because they live around it all day.

And then the mom, Cynthia, was like, do you want to snap? and I just was like, fuck no, in my head, because I'm like, it probably tastes like dog ear. It just, it was just a bad time for me and Snapple. You were going to a lot. And I just associate it with stinky old Jewish dog ear house. They were Jewish those people? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Well, because we carpooled to Sunday school. And when they, when they, it was their turn to take a school. Sunday school, isn't that a Christian thing? No, we had Sunday school too. Oh. We got a study for them bar mitzvahs. somehow but so

I guess I just assumed nobody was home when we came home so they were like well you will stay at our house until your parents come home okay and then I walked into the house

and was like and uh oh I remember telling my mom as soon as I got home I was like why does their house stink so bad and I don't remember how we figured it out or knew

but it was like because I think my mom had been there before and was like uh It's their dog. Dog has stinky ears, dude. You ever smell a dog, stinky, infected ears?

It's a special smell, dude. Was it a smell? Yeah, Connor knows. It just smells. You should be able to Google smells, and it should, like, out of the speaker should come a little like... Google's smelly dog ear smell. Smelly dog ear smell. What is that?

A smelly dog ear, usually signals a yeast or bacterial infection. Moisture allergies, ear mites, or debris. But Cocker Spaniels get it real bad. It's, like, very common in Cocker Spaniels because they have such big... I would believe you, but I don't... I can't trust anything you say. Cocker Spaniel ear infection?

What is that going to show? I don't know. Cocker Spaniel... Smelly ears. There it is. It's probably been listening to us. Cocker Spaniels are highly prone to ear infections. Otitis Externa due to their long, floppy ears that trap moisture. It's like a dark brown...

It's just like waxy, yeah. It's just... Ew, dude. It's not that... That one... It's just like dirt. It just looks like kind of muddy dirt.

That's all it is. That makes it stink that bad? Yes. It is a very strong odor. And yeah, those poor Cocker Spaniels, they don't deserve it. Oh, they're such beautiful. All dogs are beautiful.

They're so cute. You think all dogs are beautiful? Yes. Except for some of them ugly ones. I kind of don't love... I feel like sometimes people get those ugly ones as a bit of a prop, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

Dude, people... fucking exploit ugly dogs for sure that one guy remember the naked Jewish remember that guy the meme guy

the mean guy the naked Jewish no the fat Jewish Fat Jewish Fat Jew Fat Jew The fat Jewish What happened to that guy Fat Jew man

Fat Jew guy Just do fat Jew Yeah fat Jew Yeah What happened to that guy I don't know I think he's still around I think he's still

Josh Ostrovsky Holy shit This guy was like This was the king of Williamsburg. Oh, there you go. That one with the dog. He had a dog called like Butter Nuts or something. That looks like a pretty normal dog though. No, it has a

fucked up, uh, its tongue is always flopping out. And he quickly got that thing to like, you know, a million... Can you go to his Wikipedia page real quick? I just need to know what happened to this guy. Let's go. Is it like, did he die? Controversy

personal life. Wait, go to controversy. Maybe he had to go away. Excuse to. posting screenshots of other communities jokes with other permission after several he edited his posts so now he does credit stuff okay scroll up just a way bet where is he um maybe we'd be better off if we just googled where is fat jew yeah google google that i think he's still doing stuff where is fat jew man we're gonna get in trouble wait wait

is reportedly a transient person no who was traveling in europe as of late 2024 after putting his Miami Shores home on the market. His permanent residence... Oh, right there. The Instagram influencer fled to Miami during COVID. He probably just had still an influencer. Yeah, click that one. On Yahoo, off to the right.

He's probably just an influencer still in... Interesting. Oh, shit. He's reinventing himself. Jesus Christ. Is that his place? He must have so much money. Oh, of course, dude.

He's fucking loaded. He started a white girl wine or something like that. Remember that? Yeah, but you would have thought he would have fell off. He's selling his house for $4.25 million? Oh, yeah, dude. Dude, it's in freaking Miami. I'm going to Miami.

Welcome to Miami. And he bought it for $2.5 million. This is ridiculous. Oh, my God. In four years, his house doubled. Yeah, that's what happens. He didn't make all his dough from internet clicks. You'll buy a house and it doubles in four years.

He's also the co-founder of a canned wine line, including millennial fave, white girl rosé. He and his partners in 2019 sold it to swish beverages. Oh, my God. God, this sucks. Go, go, let's go back, let's go back to, let's find his Instagram. I wonder if he's a bad guy, but he's got, I bet he's got the, what is that stuff, Warren and Fluff, what's it called? The bags that you want, they're expensive.

No, you know what he has is, uh, bopping, fluff. You're talking about Briggs and Riley. No, not this, Briggs and Riley, yeah, not him. He would definitely have, uh, shit, I'm blinking. What is that very expensive? Uh, click his latest post. Let's see when that was. when was that?

Whoa! Dude, he hasn't posted for since 2022. Oh, weird. That's wild. Other people have been thinking about him. Look, this guy said, you okay man, one week ago? Wow. I'm sure he's doing absolutely fine.

Yeah, I'm sure he's totally fine. He's probably, he's probably planning his fucking, uh... Ramoa, that's what it comes. If he has a suitcase, I guarantee this guy as a Ramoa. Ramoa, look it up. Google it. what is what is ramoa if you see someone with a ramo suitcase and i'm sorry if you have one but i immediately i immediately assume you're an annoying person

the amount of times we've like we've been in line for the rental car or whatever and then you just see some you just see like a couple rolling up with their ramoas you know they both just have they just stand in front of the line and someone has to go hello and you know she has no pubes there's a what no no she's got no pubs this the a woman who owns she's got just lasered off you've seen these bags right yeah of course i mean there's so many copycats out there i know no idea what these bags look at fun but yeah they uh you never want to be boarding next to these people they're not next to someone who's pubes are that wax no the guys are gone too oh yeah the guy's got like a he's got some kind of weird landing strip landing strip landing

strip, yeah, something that a German guy in like 1994 would have had on his pubs. And they're so expensive. Yeah. So silly. I mean, Jesus. Yeah, this is silly. Couldn't be me. Me standing next to this guy, just thinking in my head,

this guy's wife's pubs are gone. I'm just holding my traitor Joe's bag. The people who get these don't care. They're not like, oh, I want the highest quality thing. They're like, I want the expensive status. Status signifier. There's a, there's, there's, there's, and Riley is, it's the quality.

There, I mean, there's a business lesson in here that you can sell expensive shit that doesn't have to be high quality because you know that it's status. Oh, dude, I see people too with, they've got like these dense in them and stuff and you're like, damn.

From banging his own head on it because he's like, my wife's pukes are gone forever. Maybe she can do some monocadil. It was cool a couple years ago, but now I missed them. I want them back. I could see you be a Ramo girlie? No, I'm a, dude, I'm Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's.

Or, I mean, I got my away bag for free, so I'd just be using that thing. The away's got, it's basically, it's like this. It's like, it's like one of those, it's probably the same Chinese manufacturer. It's like the millennial direct-to-consumer, you know. I'm a consumer and I want it directly. Give it to me, directly. Direct to me, please. Thank you.

wait shit i was gonna i was gonna say something go go what's that other tab that we had open right there yeah no and go go go to that one k go now go back son of a bitch go back one more one more one more um go back one more oh shit okay stay here i'm gonna try to remember what it was no you can't do this like all right fine i mean how long do you should we set a timer and just give ben all the time he needs to fucking remember something? I was going to make a joke man, and I wanted it. Oh, okay. Oh, he's got it, guys. I kind of remember.

Oh, got it. Great. This is going to be worth it. You know, fuck Jerry? Yeah, they were like two peas in the pod. I fucking can't stand fuck Jerry. You know why? Because all they did for the longest time, it was very frustrating to witness this on the internet. Fuck

Jerry had this guy who first of all, fuck Jerry has the cardboard sign guy. is fuck Jerry. No, that's a different guy. He's associated with him. Look, there he is. He's on Fuck Jerry. Okay. He is a...

This guy, I'm so... Oh, I can't fucking stand this. I can't believe these guys are still... When did that... That was a week ago. This guy's still doing signs. He worked at Fuck Jerry. And this is just like a product of him doing... Oh, fuck Jerry's not a guy. No, it's like a... Who's Jerry? I don't know, man. It's just... It's just the name of the fucking thing. but these guys are the kings of doing fake

they were the originators of fake like spying on someone in the gym and he's like got swords on the treadmill and it's like what is he training for and people fall for it and would fall for it and in like 2018 2019 it was all over everywhere

and I was just like this is all fake it's fake it's so fake but people share it up the while they were the guys who did the through that. It's like... Oh, I know. But now it's... I mean... People fall for it. I know.

There's obviously some plane set somewhere here in L.A. that people just use and rent out and they like just shoot fake arguments on the plane and go, who was right? And somebody's just like, that's my seatbelt you're taking. And the guy's like, fuck off, lady. We got to do that, man. We should go to one and just fake... Oh my God. It's this easy to find. Well, it looks like an old Southwest plane. Ooh, I wonder

Wait, wait, go to rates, go to rates, go to rates. Wow, it's kind of expensive. Oh, that's the executive jet. Go down to scroll down, scroll down. There's a space shuttle one? That's fucking cool. Damn, that's, I guess it's worth it for them to just shoot a bunch of content in it and then slowly. We should do a 9-11 reenactment.

but with white girls doing the white girls with bass bags like the uh the damon wayne's movie no that's white chicks and in this one i'm making the white girls the terrorists and they're hijacking the plane you need to start doing terrorism they could they could um okay let's uh uh wait it's my turn oh yeah great you just showed of patagonia so i got one oh this one's famous you may remember this one this one's famous this one was in the acid video and by the way we are we are releasing this was the bag you were wearing i don't hate this bag you just were wearing it incorrectly upside down the entire day yeah and commenters i don't know so what i keep in here is uh i always have napkins

you're laughing it's just a napkin dude everybody's got napkins uh you never use it i never see you use it this is a good bag no the the bag oh yeah sure uh yeah because ever since some I don't know. I don't remember which woman in my life told me that it's ugly. So I was like, all right, I don't want to, I want to have sex with you sometime again. So I don't want to turn you off. There's a hook inside this thing. For your keys. Oh, got it. Thank you. You click your keys in there. I have a pen in here from, I don't know what this is. Brooklyn, 20 Skillman Avenue. Great that it's got the address, but no, don't steal that. I need that. For what? I don't know. I might have to write something. Oh, man, these were the days You know what this might be? Chinese? That Chinese place, King...

Kings County, I think it is Kings County Imperial. Yeah, great Chinese... Google King's County Imperial real quick. If it's on 20 Skillman Ave, I get a... What do I get? What do I win? Kings County Imperial. Scroll down. Forty Scalman F.

Yep. I nailed it. You get... Your prize is giving me the pen back. I'm the king of Brooklyn. And then I've got some... some you know what I used to carry in this thing butt wipes

the most bad thing got your wet wipes do not flush he's coming out of there he's coming out of there out of the public restaurant well why do I throw us away excuse me why do I throw it you got two um oh you're gonna love this segregation going on in this in this bigger pocket you could put

your your colored items up here and you're your non-colored items in here and see so there I put that and then you've got a you could Is that all you were carrying around that day? You just had wet wipes napkins and a pen? Well we got a day at the mall Let me make sure I have my essentials

Wet wipes My pen from a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn And my napkins I don't remember what I had I think I had You probably had your car keys I think I had car I think I had no I had Zins probably No I don't even think I was doing them then

I think I just had No, because I had my sunglasses in here Because then you've got this This is what's handy You're I'll get it on You got your You can put a cell phone there

Put a cell phone in here Put drugs in here No segregation though Everybody's it's a It's a real melting pot Separation It's a real melting pot in here Solid zipper

man this thing rocks you are a many bagger I guess I am man I got more than one that's many more than one is many your turn this one is a real

this is another absolute classic in the game this is the Air City Pack Two This is the two This is the updated version The sequel This is what I'm talking about

Where I was saying Some of those other bags leave the little something to be desired. These guys are just thinking about all kinds of, you know. Cookey things. Whoa, that was just knocked me on my butt. Wow. So this goes all the way down to the bottom and has extra pockets in here.

Okay? So all the way down here, you have storage. And then you've got some pen storage. You've got your e-reader slides right in here. You've got some... Now, is that a clamshell? Partial open bag. I would say it's...

I don't think it is. considered a clamshell, but it does go quite far when you go to the back. And this one I'm okay with, because it's not full clamshell. What's that? This is a, this is, this is everyday carry, yeah. And so this is, you know, you're going to keep your,

you're going to keep your laptop in there. Oh yeah. He's so mad at me that I don't use my laptop thing. It pisses, pull that thing up and show, well, I'll wait, I'll wait. Wow, you've got another small little Pataguchi bag in there. A little fanny back. Yeah. You know, you got a wall and some, uh, little sunscreens and some, some, some loop headphones, your AirPods.

You are prepared. Dude, you got to be. I feel so stupid. You know, a little chapstick and, my pathetic, you know, I spent $100 on my Trader Joe's bag. And yeah, you just got to be prepared. Some jackoff won't stop listening to TikToks without a some, without his phone. And you go, all right, I'm not going to deal with this.

I heard you wrong. I thought you were saying some jackoff headphones. These are your, uh, noise cancelling. You get those in, uh, business class. You are, you could be just as prepared. I mean, I was so shocked because, you know, we travel together. We go to all these places and he's like, complain. He's, we get off the planes.

Do you hear that baby the whole time? And I go, no, I had my headphones on. And then I go over to his house and he's just got Bose noise canceling headphones sitting on the thing. I'm like, why do you not bring these on the trip? I don't know, man. You can prepare. I don't know.

They don't fit in my Treasure Joe's bag. They don't fit. Plus, you know, I don't want to lug those shits around. I don't have room for it. Trader Joe's bag. A little space, a little dedicated pocket for your sunglasses.

That's the kind of, that's the kind of organization I like. All right, when I see a bag that really, I go everywhere has its place. That's what really gets me excited.

Everything. That's what really gets me excited. Do you listen to everything in its right place by Radiohead whenever you travel? No, but I should. Oh, and of course, luggage pass through.

Oh, of course. You must have that. Must. I mean, on an everyday carry or anything you're going to travel with? And I will say that's more of my everyday carry rather than my... And so this is what drives me crazy. So you have this bag.

I have this bag. And what does he do? Show him how you do it. Put that one in there. He puts two... I put two laptops in the designated laptop space. It's got a thing. It's got to...

I'll tell you why. It's just... It doesn't make a difference. Front of the bus. Back of the bus. We're all getting in the same place, Mr. Segregation. What is it? have it's got a pocket i'm supposed to put the laptop there that's not where the laptop goes oh this is

driving me crazy there's a designated laptop space behind here it's a whole separate place you can put both your laptops here and it's padded and protected it's padded and protected in the front pocket no it's not and it's loose with all your shit you can completely it drives me nuts he seems pretty pissed off don't you guys think look it and he sticks in both in here and he's let me let me try let me try it let me try so all right oh and there's so what's this fuck pocket for an e reader an iPad you can put your charger in there oh yeah all right big who drive me crazy oh i could put wet wipes in there isn't that so much nicer it's pretty nice but you know what also rocks no that drives me nuts because in here it doesn't fit quite a

well. I know. And when you want to pull stuff out, you're going to combat with two laptops? Yeah, I've got these in there. I'm resting the laptop on these N95 masks.

You're driving me crazy. Yeah. And then I do have nuts in here. Right. And it would be so much. And loose. You could put your nuts in here. Your loop headphones,

loose. You can just keep them loose. Are there pockets in here? Sure. Let me tell you what I got. pockets i got one little pocket you know you you know i got the earplugs oh i have multiple you know i got yeah you know i got ooh oh hell yeah you know i got um zofran you know i got one single use lactate and of course a pen in case just in case you want to shove in your ass

toothpaste tube my everyday carry my everyday my everyday carry my everyday carry nuts. Wait, so are you going to start putting the laptops in the proper pocket? Yeah. Or yeah, yeah, I'm totally going to do that. No, yeah, you're right. I probably should. I probably should.

Why not? It'll just make your life so much nicer. Another pocket, dude. It's like all the way back here. I can never tell where it is. Where is that thing? I don't know. Oh, and then, of course, you got the luggage pass through.

Mine is, of course, a lot better than his, because his is just one pathetic little strap. Do you have Velcro? What do you? you mean? On your luggage pass through. No. Okay, so is it better than... It's just stitched on. I know. And there's a secret pocket. But the nice thing is on... You know, what the fuck do I need this? What do I need this

secret pocket for? To forget? Hey, here's somewhere you can forget your shit. You can put something there and forget it. And forget that it's there. So many fucking secret pockets on these goddamn fucking bags. Well, you can definitely slip an air tag in here. You could definitely

slip, like... I can slip it anywhere in the damn bag. Here, give me Give me it. I think there's another secret pocket, and I do use this. How many air tags do you have? One. See, there's a secret pocket right here on the inside of this fucker. Wait, what is this for? Your keys. Why would I need my keys on a long, dangly...

So, okay, ready? So you don't always have to have your keys in your pocket, and when you're, you get to your door, you pull the backpack around, and you just grab that little string, and you pull it out and you open your door and your keys go back in. I've got a little... I do put my car keys when I travel. I put my car keys in this in this secret compartment and then there's a neat little oh cool check it out I got more medications now I don't know why I've got

I don't know why I'm doing this Ew just pulling hair off it Yeah I've got more Zophran so that's good to know That's just motion sickness right? Yeah yeah more Zophran and Tylenol I don't know why they're not in the inner pocket But instead in the out one And this one's magnetized so it's just magnets shut

That's a, that's a, that's a decent bag. It's a great bag. Don't say it's decent. It's great. I will say it's uncomfortable to wear as a backpack. Okay. Because it's not that padded. That's not a good bag.

Yeah, but I got it for free, so. Fine. Yeah. But the fact that you use it so incorrectly. Incorrectly. What are you going to sue me? What are you going to tell my mom? What are you going to kill me?

I will say, this is the real, this is kind of the crown jewel of my collection, I would say. Uh-huh. Wow. He just, simple studios. You're familiar with this bag. You've seen it a lot. Oh, yeah. Why would they be familiar with your bag? You, you. I'm talking to you. Okay. Yeah, I totally know this bag. Oh, yeah. No, I know this bag. What's your name again, dude?

I'm going through the airport. Oh, yeah. It's a good thing that hat's all. When's the last time you washed that? Did you wash it recently? It looks clean. I did wash it, yeah. It doesn't look clean. I was being fantastic. Well, I also found it in the ocean. Oh, yeah. I think you were there that there. a turd on it. I remember you flicked it off.

There was no turd. I was just fine. I was talking to Phil in the ocean and I said, and I got so pissed and I said, these motherfuckers with all their trash in the goddamn ocean. I'm going to take this hat. And I pulled it up. And I went, oh my God, it's a, it's a little hat. It is a little dirty. Look at our, look at our, uh, look

at our search history. Cocker Spaniel ear infection, naked rat dog, old snappo commercial, fat Jew man. Jew Shostrowski, Instagram, Fat Jew Man Insta. Fuck Jerry. Pretty great. A classic Benademiel episode. I literally, I don't think, for me, dollars to donuts, not a better way to travel.

With this thing sitting on your bag, you have easy access to absolutely everything. You can fit everything. I mean, this front pocket's great. I got my passport in there. I'm just going, here you go. Here, here, here. Here, officer. Here.

Here. I've got, of course, a mask. Yeah. I think that's one that I gave you. Say it in modern Greek, just in case... In case you end up in Greece. In case you wind up there. This, you know, you've got a...

As Ben likes to say, segregated laptop. You've got the water bottle holder in here. Now that's the first that I've heard. A water bottle holder. Multiple... Multiple... External batteries. Multiple battery packs.

You better be careful with those, because they could blow up and take down the entire airplane. You could take down an entire airplane with that. Wait, is that the... Is that the... Yeah.

Let me see. I don't think you're ready for that one. Okay. All right. Multiple... One of our sponsors has a really handy, nice...

Oh, I will show it off for that because I do think it's great. It's an external battery pack. It's really nice. It's... It's... Whoa, and it sticks magnet-wise? Yeah.

Wow. Does that charge it right now? it charges it from the from the magnet yeah and then you got a little whoa boy they really thought of everything that ridge huh oh I'm watching movies

at the thing he's watching porn at the thing we're manufacturing a fake internet video of you watching porn on an airplane no don't do that sir can you stop watching porn or at least show everybody and this is Ben's we can actually finally show them this is the thing Ben gets really mad at when I do next to him at

uh oh yeah no i don't get mad it's just funny i go pump that thing up dude pump that little sex toy up flight attendant this guy's doing weird shit kick him off shoot that guy i do think people don't like it when they don't know me and i pull this out and i start doing this for the audio listener it looks like he's pumping up some it looks like a it looks sexual it's not sexual it looks sexual and it's just a big rubber ball for his achy back he sits against it for his lumbar support. Can you imagine? And this whole time when we're traveling together, he's also got on his glasses, which have that fun effect where they make his eyeballs look buggy.

Your eyeballs look big. Your eyeballs look bigger. Your eyeballs look huge. My eyeballs look bigger. But your eyeballs look huge. It's not that crazy. So imagine sitting next to this guy and his eyeballs look huge and he's just pumping up a thing and he's looking at you and then he sticks it behind his back. No, you're not going to be able to find it. Because he doesn't have a photo of it. Oh, I should bring the rubber ball for the...

You should, dude. I mean, it's... And he's got his... His toilet, or sorry, his special bag for this thing. What's with the straw? Is that in case... That's in case I lose the pump or the pump breaks or something. I can blow it up.

That's funny to you? He's got a Cedars, a classic... A classic, what do you call it? Collaboration. The Cedar Sinai L.A. Dodgers back. I think I got it at a Dodgers game and I was like, you know what? I think that'll fit my ball perfectly. All right.

Tonight's hospital night at Dodger Stadium. We're giving everyone plastic ball holders. Plastic balls and bedpans for everybody. Dodger Stadium tonight only at Dodger Stadium for your, you get your open heart surgeon bobblehead. Are you impressed with my, uh, that's not even, I didn't even, I haven't even gotten through all of them. Oh, wow.

You've still got more bags. brother? How fun would it be if suitcases never got invented and people just carried around like big cardboard boxes when they jailed? I mean it is crazy up until maybe like the 90s. The dudes were just fully like remember those? I'm sure your parents had it. My parents had

like suitcases that were just giant bulky Hulk. Basically like a rectangle like no those are briefcases suitcase like suitcase like 80s or something and Hidious.

I mean, like, you're just... Oh, yeah, there's no... There's no wheels. Oh, but now white girls go nuts for this because they love how vintage it is. I mean, I have to say they're very cool. They're cool looking, but they look like they're gonna make your... Oh, yeah.

Can you imagine... And they look like they'd make your clothes stink. I think you're equating it with seeing it in your grandparents' house or something, and it just smells like... Oh, those right there with the floral. Oh, my God. We 100% had something like those in, like a different color. Lugging that shit around.

Unbelievable. Oh, you know what happened to me the other day? You get to your location, your arm wants to fall off? I fully had just like a moment where I didn't smell it in real life, but in my head, I just for some reason, I smelled my grandmas and my grandfather's, like cologne and perfume that they would wear.

I just remembered it all of a sudden. I was like, whoa. I just remembered what Grandpa Ron smelled like. and I hadn't smelled it in like 20 years. It's weird. It was just one of those things. Were you high? No, not at all.

I haven't been high in a while. Why? Don't need it. Don't want it. Did you need it? Well, no. Well, if I wanted to chill. I feel like you always have stories of making you anxious and crazy.

Sometimes. But it was ruining my sleep. Oh, it ruined your sleep? Oh, yeah. Because when you smoke pot, you go to bed at least somewhat high. Or if you'd just gotten high, you don't get the restorative REM sleep. Oh, shit. You go deeper.

So actually when you... Like an inception? You go into a deeper level? A deeper level, yeah. Where time passes way, way slower. You better not tip over. You better not tip over. You'll wake up.

Don't tip over. What do you mean tip over? That's the rule in inception. You better not tip over. Okay, we're going to go into this businessman's head, but don't tip over. Do you tip over? You're going to wake up. Oh, like the chair they're sitting there or whatever.

Don't sit in any chairs. Don't tip over. Don't fall. Don't drink water. Something like that. I don't know. So when I, actually, so when I stopped smoking pot, taking a break from it, for like a week, I was waking up just so groggy because I was finally getting the rim sleep. It's exhausting, man.

Okay, this is a good place to stop. All right. Let us know what your favorite bag is. We gotta go to a... Everybody comment paper bag. Yeah, what are your favorite bags? Also, if you think you have better bags for some of the situations we're talking about,

we want to know what they are. And we're gonna... Because I'm always on the hunt. We've got the Christmas Toad. Christmas Toad is... We're going to talk about the Christmas Toad and the bonus. Ben and Emil Show.com. We're going to continue.

talking about bags and then I also wanted to talk a little bit about uh, animology. Also if you want to use,

uh, if you want Ben to use the laptop laptop, oops. Section of his backpack for the laptop. Oops. See, Daisy?

Comment. Comment. Ceregation. Comment. No, don't comment segregation. Everybody comment. Penis.

Penis. Okay. Merry Christmas to everyone. Merry Christmas. Thanks to all of them. Happy Hanukkah. Thanks to all of you, uh... Thanks to all you holiday.

Thanks to all you little elves out there. Running around inside the computer. Making the connections like a like a 1950s switchboard. That's how the internet works. It's sharks down there underwater making the connections too. They got hard hats on. It's like an old factory down there. The sharks should bite the cables.

They do bite the cables. But then we shoot them. Then Mark Zuckerberg goes down there with James Cameron and they shoot them with guns. How dare you shoot my internet Okay, we gotta go for real time Okay, bye everybody Coming up on this week's episode of Ben and Emile show.com

Oh, fuck Uh, let's see Oh, do you hear those fucking drums? Can we put on a little drummer boy for Ben? Actually, I haven't heard it. It's Christmas time, and I want Ben to come to a little drummer boy. Is there lyrics to it? Oh, dude, that's it?

I suck. off the Christmas toad he's in my mouth. This doesn't sound like the little drummer boy. This is a plaques psoriasis commercial, dude. Light, dude. Holy canoli. That's 300 grams on strong. It's 300 grams?

On strong. Oh, what does the 100 stand for? The strong weight is probably, it's 100 square inches rather than 98. Oh, I see. Head size, 100 inches square weight, 300 grams. Balance 320 millimeters. Don't know what that means. length 27 inches oh yeah baby yeah the racket doctor had his way with this thing huh

damn dude you keep this thing tight this thing is tight now this thing you're gonna want to hit a tennis ball with this let me tell you i'm a professional tennis player and let me tell you this thing can hit a tennis ball pretty hard if you wanted to you could also put a tennis ball right there if you wanted to but i wouldn't wait a minute we're gonna want to hit the tennis ball is on the mesh right here what's it called strings the strings right here the tighter part right here this is all pretty tight right here but the sweet spot the sweet spots right there put so much honey you can put sugar on it it's so sweet you can lick it and taste sweet uh this one's pretty good if you ask me i like it i i will play tennis with that