The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 38: The Reddit IPO explained
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And your mom might think we're not having fun.
In what?
And your mom might think we're not having fun.
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No, this is going to be a really fun episode.
Yeah, it's going to be very fun.
No, we do have a jam-packed episode.
We're talking about the Reddit IPO.
It was going to be a bad episode until you told me that.
Honestly, it was like stinker incoming, but now that I know that we're trying to make your mom think we're having a good time.
Yeah.
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No, it's going to be some AI stuff
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Okay.
The Reddit IPO.
It's finally here.
The Reddit IPO.
It's finally here.
The initial public offering, the very first time that they are going public, the S-1 was filed, and it is very dense.
There's, man, there's 50 pages just of their, what do you call it?
Their risks.
The risk section is like 50 pages.
They have to disclose every possible risk, like, acts.
of God and earthquakes and all sorts of stuff.
What are some of their biggest risks?
One of their biggest risks is their own user base they've named, but we'll get to that
in a minute.
So just as a little refresher for specifically my mom.
Also, what is an S-1?
An S-1 is the form that you file with the SEC prior to going public.
It's like the, it's the big thing that lets everybody kind of take a peek behind the curtain,
and it gives us an insight into what they're making money-wise, how they're making it,
their compensation packages, just the whole, the whole she-bank.
Yeah.
It's all the skeletons in all in every closet.
Do you think in the S-1, they posted that guy with the M&M tube?
That's so specific.
I don't know if anybody, Dylan, didn't even know what you're talking about.
I love Reddit so much.
Yeah, yeah.
funniest place in the world there was a guy who there's a there's a guy who he posted ask reddit is one of the
most popular subredits obviously and it's always on the front page people ask questions sometimes
it's really lovely like i saw one the other day was like something about you know water what what
makes um relationships last long or whatever and you get to scroll through and and it's all these
lovely little things about ways to make a nice relationship one guy wrote uh well you know what
I should just find it so I can have it exactly as it was.
You can pull it up.
He's pulling it up right now.
We'll cut out this little chitter-chatter.
No, no, you can leave it.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
So he asks, how would you get a small cylinder, 5.1 inches in length,
around 4.5 inches in girth, unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter.
And microwaved mashed banana.
so he wants to know how you get this small cylinder out and someone just responds the comments
opi replies with are hilarious it's your dick bro you stuck your dick in an m&m tube of butter
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and so you know it just goes from there they keep cycling through saying it's just your dick
Live with your M&M tube filled with butter and bananas dick
for the end of your days and think about what you've done.
And he says, it's a cylinder.
And it just keeps going on.
I love when he says, they say, well, can you cut the cylinder?
And he says, no.
It's attached to a structure.
Yeah.
It's attached to a structure.
And it's very important.
It's attached to a larger structure.
So there's a weird angle situation to try and insert anything else into the tube.
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reddit just for a little background and i didn't know a lot of this stuff it was launched in 2005
funded by y combinator which is the famous startup uh accelerator program it was founded by a man
named Steve Huffman and Alexis O'Hanian.
Who now famously married to, I forget which William's sister.
Oh, oh, Venus or Serena.
Yeah, one of them.
Yeah, yeah, one of the tennis players.
So back then, Huffman, Steve Huffman himself used to fill the front page of Reddit with
all the content until the user base grew big enough that he didn't have to, and that
was pretty quick.
It was like that year, because a year later, they sold it to.
Condi Nat, Condi, Condi Nass?
Condi, Condi Nass.
The, the big publication thing that they owned Vanity Fair and all that shit.
They sold it that early?
Yep.
For a 10, somewhere between $10 to $20 million.
And so years later in 2014, Steve Huffman said that selling it was a mistake.
And then in 2015, the next year, they rehired him to return as CEO.
he helped pilot the revamping of it.
He helped launch the Reddit app on iOS and on Android.
Oh, remember the days when you have to use Alien Blue?
No, because I wasn't on it then.
What?
I was only using, I know, it's weird, right?
You seem like...
I know.
I didn't, well, because part of the changes he made was revamping the user face.
And he said he was...
Oh, you know, I still use the old Reddit.
I know.
It was absolutely insane.
It was perfect.
Well, you know what he said, which is my experience exactly.
He said it's a big turnoff to newcomers because it can be hard.
It's overwhelming graphically.
It's just what's going on.
O.G. freaks like me.
That's how I like it.
But yeah, there wasn't an app for a long.
There was an app called Alien Blue you had to use if you wanted to access Reddit on your phone.
Which is called and that's not an API, but it uses Reddits.
It's a third party app that needed to use.
Yeah.
That's right.
It's a third party app that uses Reddit's.
own code to kind of make the app in lieu of reddit's lacking one which is important it will come
into play in a little bit but so in addition to the reddit app he also made some changes back then
it was like a free-for-all it was almost like 4chan where just anything goes there was all sorts
of uh anything you could think of was on there oh yeah there's a subreddit for it's like
people getting killed like any kind of yeah awful shit and photos and stuff so
just weird stuff.
Not even bad,
just the most weirdly specific things.
It's the strangest place in the world.
There are still some of those very strange subredits.
My favorite thing,
I've probably told the story a billion times,
but I always love that I love the band The Kinks.
And so the subreddit for the Kinks was just R slash Kinks,
and it was not a very active user base.
And so every so often you would just get someone going in
and being like, I'm a man who likes to wear a pantyhous
and jack off
and someone would just go
wrong subreddit, pal
I mean
I just wear panties
jack off
I remember that was the case
on Vine
there was no content moderation
and there was a guy
who was a shoe fucker
and you could see his penis
and he would like
he would like stick his dick
in women's shoes
I'd like to get a peek at that
it was funny
for sure
I mean it was interesting
but so anyway
Steve Hoffman helped launch
the Reddit app
and he made these big sweeping changes to the content guidelines to make it more
advertiser-friendly because, of course, you can't make money without selling ads.
And he got rid of a lot of subreddits that were problematic and harmful
and what he said, quote, that exists solely to make Reddit worse for everyone else.
I found it interesting.
He said that he did not ever intend for Reddit to be a bastion of free speech.
Which, I mean, that makes sense, right?
their whole thing is they're very like moderator focused where they want their communities
to not become these um or at least they were in the heyday it was like having mods was very
important to a successful subreddit you know they they had there's rule i've posted the subredits
where it's like you immediately get hit with the verification like we took your post down because
you didn't follow the rules so frustrated deeply frustrated yeah but again that all helps
make it an enjoyable experience
Yeah, so that's what he said
It's not a bastion of free speech
But it's a place where open and honest
Discussion can happen
So things started taking a turn for Huffman
His username on there is Spez
S-P-E-Z
The biggest
The controversy with him started with
And I had totally forgotten that this existed
But R-slash the Donald
And for my mom
R-slash means
that's whatever comes after that is the subreddit for so that's the Donald was the Donald Trump
subreddit also for your mom we're having fun right now yeah she hates me right now so he got
in trouble because he was modifying comments he was going in and changing people's comments on
the Donald which is a huge no-no no matter what subreddit and at the time the donald do you remember
the hell that it was wrecking on no I only remember
I remember, because I believe at the same time, they also removed some weird left-wing stuff to, like, balance it.
Like, I think Chapo Trap House's, I think you're right.
I think Chapp House's subreddit also got taken down.
I believe Comtown subreddit got taken down.
Yeah.
So it was this weird shakeup where everyone was like, I want to post nasty stuff.
Yeah.
People got really pissed off at him.
And then the API changes most recently are what people got really ticked off about.
because gearing up for this IPO, Reddit is trying to make,
they're trying to pull all the revenue levers that they possibly can,
and they're losing just untold amounts of money
by allowing these third-party apps to exist
and pay very low rates to have their third-party app exist, right?
Right.
They want people to use the Reddit app.
And if there's these other ones out there and they're getting away,
So he jacked up, they jacked up the prices, however many percent.
They just made it, like, impossible for these apps to survive.
And that pissed off users because they love their precious third-party app.
Yeah, it makes their lives a lot easier.
Like, without certain of some of these apps, like moderators, for example,
can't as easily moderate the subreddits and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So people collectively hate.
Steve Huffman, but he's not probably sweating it
because according to the S-1 filing,
he earned about $193 million less here.
Good for all, Steve.
Yeah, so, yeah.
I mean, this hate is also not unwarranted.
It's, they're going to destroy this site and platform.
I don't know about that.
I just don't think.
How much further could they destroy it?
And in what way?
Well, they've never turned a profit with this thing.
They've stopped the bleeding a little bit.
I think it was like last year they lost $120 million this year.
They lost whatever, $90 million.
Yeah.
But it's the same thing with Twitter.
Elon Musk is having such a hard time attracting these advertisers because they're like,
well, if you're just letting people pop off, we don't really want our ads next to this kind of thing.
And so if you're taking like the weirdest place on the internet that was never supposed to be.
A place for ads?
Yeah, and like, it's just you're going to have to make severe changes to the way it works,
and already these changes are going to, they're just going to change the way the whole thing is experienced by people.
Also, not only that, I do think in one, like one strategy for them turning a profit finally
is that they've partnered with Google and using their...
Yeah.
Well, so their current business model, according to their filing, is,
Advertising.
Last year, it was 98%.
Excuse me, in my throat is bothering me.
What?
Last year, 98% of the revenue came from advertising, and it was about $804 million.
The remaining 2% came from, you can pay like $6 a month for Reddit premium.
And then the other...
Why would you do that?
I don't know.
And then it's like the Reddit coins that people can buy, which makes no sense to me.
Their daily active users in the United States is 36 million.
Their weekly active users is a whopping 131 million, which I think is pretty interesting.
And yeah, around the same time as the S-1 was filed, Reddit and Google announced a partnership worth about $60 million a year to license its data to Google, mainly for, like, training large language models.
Here's an interesting little bit, though, because data is obviously incredibly valuable.
and all the data on Reddit is incredibly valuable.
And Sam Altman of OpenAI has an 8.7% stake in Reddit.
He was briefly a CEO of Reddit.
I did not know that.
Huh, for how long?
I don't know.
So if all that data is really so valuable, especially for training large language models,
and if Sam Altman of OpenAI has a stake, almost a 10% stake in Reddit,
why is there no deal between OpenAI and Reddit?
to quote Elon Musk.
Curious.
Curious.
And like you said, they lose about $100 million per year,
but they have no debt.
They have about $1.2 billion in cash.
So it begs the question, why go public?
Well, you go public for a few reasons.
So insiders can sell their shares to have a liquidity event
because otherwise it's quite illiquid to raise money.
and in this case they maybe don't really need the money
because it looks like they got like 10 years of runway at least.
But so comes down to should you buy the IPO?
Because did you see that they were giving Reddit users
a chance to buy shares before the actual IPO?
Yes, but not all Reddit users.
Right.
And it's in tears.
But I think the vast majority of Reddit users would not be...
That's why I was surprised when you said you got an email.
You said you got a notification.
Because I've been a user since like 2014, but I wasn't regularly active.
Yeah, but it's not about, it's about how much.
Karma?
Yeah.
I've got plenty of karma because I've been on the front page.
Did he just big dick me over Reddit karma?
I got like 55.
Oh, okay, so then yeah, you definitely did it.
But I mean, so they're calling it the DSP, the directed shares program.
And it is, it's very funny because, yeah, the.
the heads of Reddit have not been popular for a long time
and it reads like
it reads like a boss coming into a Christmas party
when he doesn't realize everyone in the office hates him
you know what I mean? It's just like
we can't imagine a Reddit IPO without Redders
you Rick rolled Rick Asley
you gave us Mr. Splashy Pants
and R slash place you're welcome internet
and now you can become one of our non-corporate overlords
yes it's really happening this time
and as we take this next step toward becoming a public company,
we're inviting all eligible Redditors to participate in Reddit's IPO.
So that...
They're so annoying.
It is very annoying.
But so a couple things...
Eligible, you note skeptically?
Yes.
It's written so...
It's like...
It's so...
If Reddit were a person, it wrote...
We're going to kill you.
Yeah, I want to beat you up.
So the interesting thing to me, in the email that I got, it said we're giving people
people the chance to get in at the value, and I almost direct, I'm butchering the quote,
but it said at the same valuation that big institutions were able to buy in at, which from
my understanding means it's like you're buying at an immediate whatever percentage discount.
If they're going public at, say, a $5 billion valuation, but they're giving you a chance
to buy in at a $3 billion valuation, that's free money practically.
Right.
But I still don't know if that's the case.
I don't know if they just phrased it weird.
I have yet to, I think today, two days ago for you guys, is the cutoff for signing up.
So more information is to come.
But I found it really interesting.
I was looking through R slash investing in all sorts of places.
People really hate it in there like, I'm not buying in on this.
Which is mind-blowing to me because it's at once.
I know everybody hates Reddit for like,
capitalizing on this community that everybody has built together without having
every all the all the people the redditors you and me and everybody um where we are
essentially the the people who create the value for the big wigs right right exactly so it stands
to reason that it would be in everybody's best interest to own shares in the thing that they are
actively providing value for right so they can have a little bit of control yeah well not even
control but just have some skin in the game to me this thing is like oh that's i mean that is
oh i mean i don't see it the least they can do i don't see it as a skin in the game type of
i can see if they were like let's try to as redditors own a piece of the company and you have
some sway but i think most of them see this as kind of like a weird betrayal or something
because for so long they've been battling with with the head honchos being like we
you know we're trying to tell you we don't want this platform to be run
in this way. And they're just like, fuck off. And so, I mean, this is just an even bigger slap in
the face where now the decisions are not going to be made about how do we make Reddit a place
that's fun for moderators and users. It's going to be how do we maximize shareholder value.
And that's going to, you know, any new feature is going to be with that in mind. Our ads
going to be front and center. Our, you know, our new Google partners are going to be happy that we can
feed them more and I mean a lot of people are worried that that AI thing is just going to
create more Reddit bots and more bullshit and like that's you've seen it with the the joke about
X is just that it's fucking pussy and bio pussy and bio and my mom's just so confused but like it it does
suck you used to be able to click on a tweet and you could and you could scroll through and find out a
little bit more information from replies and and if that's the direction Reddit's going in it's
it's going to be awful. Reddit is a place where you can like, obviously there's a bunch of people like trolling people and joking and being online assholes, but there are communities where it's like you can get such good information. I mean, also, I don't, the joke is now, because Google has also suffered. People have admitted and there was actually a German study that like they showed that Google search has just gotten worse. Google search has gotten less. We have done this study. It's just like, rife with SEO.
bullshit and affiliate links and all the shit.
It's much harder to find the information.
Same with like Yelp.
I can't even scroll.
If you ever saw that shark video and you're one of those people who's like,
what's matter with me?
You can't Google?
Maybe it's Google's fault.
What's shark video?
You remember the shark video?
It's like the most watched TikTok we've ever put out.
Oh, oh yeah, where you were Googling how many sharks are there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We still don't know.
Nobody knows.
Maybe not even Google.
Maybe lay off me.
But like one of the hacks for people because they cannot get the information they're
looking for is that now type the thing you would have Googled, but just enter.
Reddit at that. Yeah, I do that all the time. Oh, you have to. Especially for reviews. But that
brings me to something else. I mean, you just said, Reddit gets pissed off because, and when I say
Reddit, I mean, collectively, the user base, yeah. But everybody's going to have an idea for how to
make the site better. There are going to be, there are going to be people that like new features and
hate new features. And it's just, so I don't envy management being in that position.
But also, yeah, sometimes it's like, do you even use this fucking website?
But that's a, it was kind of a perfect site.
It doesn't need, like, a lot of the things, that was the annoying thing.
It was like, create a fucking app so we can have an app.
And someone else had to step in and they were like, no, no, no, we're going to focus on this dumb shit.
We're going to do bad stuff you hate.
I think there's a couple things for me, because I don't, I don't know if I'm going to buy the IPO.
I might because it is.
Tell me how many karma you have.
I think I have.
I'm so curious.
58,000 or something like that.
Wow.
All right.
So you're going to be, you're going to be grouped two.
Yeah, 54.2,000.
Damn.
Don't show that because I don't want my, when we cut to my, yeah.
You don't know if you're going to buy it.
I don't know if I'm going to buy it, but seeing all the negativity online
and how a lot of people on like Wall Street bets are saying,
I'm going to short the piss out of this and I think it's worthless.
I'm like, I don't think that it's worthless.
A, I don't think Reddit's going anywhere.
It's kind of like Twitter where what's the alternative?
What do we have otherwise?
It's all we've got.
And it's not going to be perfect.
That's so confusing to me, though.
All these things sprung up out of nowhere just like a decade ago or I guess more
the two decades ago.
Jesus Christ, we're so old.
And now everyone's like, oh, there's nowhere to go.
No one will ever create a platform that works for people again.
Yeah.
But, I mean, also, when they talk about Google getting worse, they say, it's not just Google, though.
The Internet is getting worse.
It's becoming, it's just becoming full of, it was SEO at first.
Now it's like AI generated content.
Like, it's much harder to find the stuff you were looking for.
Right.
Also, I don't necessarily agree with this supposition that it's only going to get worse from here now that they're public and that they have to start doing better on their numbers.
I think that, and this is me being more neutral of just, well, it's going to be a wait and see thing.
Can this company's management do it in a way?
Can they thread the needle and make more money and become profitable without alienating their user base?
Also, it reminds me of when Facebook first went public, and there was a big, you probably don't remember this.
I remember it.
There was a big controversy when Facebook first went public.
Like, they didn't disclose in their major S1 form, they did not disclose that they hadn't yet, if I might be remembering this incorrectly, but they didn't disclose that they hadn't yet figured out how to monetize mobile, which is mind-boggling you think about now, that at the time, the Facebook app made literally $0.
It was not monetized.
And the stock debuted at like $38 a share, $35, something like that.
it sank all the way down to like 15, 17, something like that.
And then like a couple quarters later, they flipped the on switch and started advertising.
And it went from making $0 a quarter to like $1.2 billion.
All of a sudden, boom, monetized.
And it was changed forever.
And the stock never looked back.
And I can't help.
I can't help but wonder, though, if they're going to find a way to not only make
the advertising to me the advertising is secondary the data is what i think is most valuable and
their their deal is like maybe it's not that valuable actually that's another thing it's
yeah the deal seems like 60 million dollars for all that data right maybe because most of the
data is useless garbage and like horny people but also sorry it's also because it's not exclusive
right what do you mean the deal isn't exclusive for their data so they can make this deal
over and over and over again oh yeah do you know how long the deal is for no i don't but
I do want to say, you used Facebook as an example.
That's like a perfect example of a platform that is completely fucking useless.
Well, it's because old people got on this.
But sure, they also follow us on our Facebook page.
People still use it, but yeah.
But from a stock perspective, yes, it did fine.
But from a platform perspective, no one fucking uses it.
We were just joking in the Meatball special thing about how awful it was to try to
use Facebook marketplace.
They clearly have not prioritized
their users.
They've prioritized making money
on ads and that kind of thing.
It's a complete fucking unmitigated
disaster on that type. True, but it
does make money. That's what's insane.
But that's fine. We're
talking about it in the context of their user
base being happy and wanting to
it's a fraction of Facebook side.
So you've got to make these users happy. Yeah, I agree
with you. I wonder
if they can figure out a way to monetize that data
and if Reddit can collectively
the user base can rally around
like it just the easiest
the path of least resistance to me seems to be
hey why doesn't everybody just buy a little bit
and like so everybody's got a vested interest in this site
doing well which is so stupid and like I'm such a baby
for even saying that fuck you me yeah
And why everybody by this talking?
Everybody just get along and cook that.
Also, it's so antithetical to the, like, Reddit.
The whole thing is just, like, being a bit of a rascal.
Remember when it was like, if you could sleep with one person living or dead,
who would you choose?
And the top comment was, like, sleep with my dead wife.
And the next comment was just, I also choose this guy's dead wife.
It really is, it really does feel sometimes.
Like, wow, everybody on there is super smart.
But then sometimes...
I think they're so funny.
You'll get into like a tiff with someone and you'll go back and forth.
And then after a while, you'll check their post history and you realize you're arguing with like a 14-year-old.
Oh, did you see the thing?
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
I posted it to Instagram because I was like, God, this is such a good reminder of like why the internet is awful and don't get wrapped up in this shit.
But someone posted a screenshot of someone they were...
arguing with and they basically said i remember i got into an argument on reddit a while ago with
a person over italian food it got to the point they were following me into other subs to harass me
i clicked on their profile to block them and their most recent post was them drinking their own piss
on r slash piss at that moment i realized they had spent so much pointless time arguing about the taste
of food with someone who drinks their own piss as a hobby this site is a shithole yeah oh that's
one of the ones that I don't go to
R slash poop
don't do it it's exactly
it's people posting their shit
like full on just like
taking pictures of their own
that's the thing there's a subreddit for everything
there is a subreddit for
wait so you briefly mentioned it but what's going on
with the the Wall Street bets
and their own user base turning on them
they just think that
from what I can gather
a lot of people not only think that this
the direct share program is bullshit and stupid.
Which is really funny.
It's like, you guys, that's not,
I don't think that it's bullshit or stupid.
From what I can tell,
it's actually like a tip of the hat to the user base
that Reddit's trying to get in everybody's good graces with.
And it seems like it's, again,
if the information comes out that you get to buy
at a discount to the IPO,
then I'm absolutely going to take advantage of that.
And then after the IPO,
I'm probably just going to watch it and see how it acts.
If it dips significantly, I might pick up some.
That's not financial advice, obviously.
But Wall Street bets, yeah, they're all talking about how it's a shitty site and they hate it, even though they're on it.
They think they've got another moas on their hands.
Do they?
I don't know.
No, they think it's going down.
They want to short it.
Which is like, why would you guys do that?
Just buy it.
Can't you harness the power of being.
an idiot or whatever they they you know ape together strong i i watched uh i watched planet
of the apes again recently by the way all three of them gearing up gearing up for the new one coming
out oh okay and they're they're really good how many is carry russell in one oh yeah why do you
love carry russell i really do like yeah she's great i've i've been a fan since felicity but when they
wow jesus christ and then when i was like wow she's going to be on the americans is she a nurse
on felicity is she a nurse what is she a doctor
What is your deal, dude?
Are you serious?
It's a, what is she, a fucking, a lawyer?
No, she's a college, she's a student at NYU.
Oh, I didn't know that.
What is this guy?
I thought she, I thought it was like, since all the shows in that era were like,
she's a, she's a single, she's a single lawyer who,
there's a dancing baby.
There's a dancing CGI baby.
And I just remember poor Allie McBeal, poor Callista Flockhart, they just made fun of her for being skinny.
skinny and like having an eating disorder they even made I remember specifically they made fun
of her on SNL and they like asked her what she had for lunch and she said just like a cracker
and two packets of sweet and low and they had someone it was it was bad but then she married
Harrison Ford and they seemed happy yeah yeah he's also man Felicity was a student and there was
a love triangle and she worked at Dean and Duluca what's is Dean and Delucah what's is Dean and
DeLucah Sandwich Shop?
It was a deli down in Soho.
It was like a high-end deli down in Soho and grocery store.
Really tasty.
Interesting.
But it's unfortunately closed.
Hey, oh, God, there it is.
You know, there it is.
No, look at this.
Look at my left earlobe.
Can you see that single hair hanging from it?
You actually have quite a bit of peach buzz.
Oh, is that what it is?
Oh, anyway.
What was the song, Dylan, that I was singing when I came in?
Because you're a good girl, and you know it.
You ever think that I need?
I want your hot love of the bullshit
endlessly.
I don't know that.
I was just singing that to myself in the car.
Drake.
Oh, it sounds like you're doing Drake
in the style of maybe Tom Petty or something.
No, I'm doing it as like a baseball announcer.
Oh, cool.
You're a good girl, and you know it.
I'm a little delirious.
He's having fun, though.
I'm having fun, though, Mom.
Man, that sumo orange that I ate earlier
just hit so good.
so i will be interested in watching this happen and i i think i have a friend who works at
reddit and has worked there for a few years so huge shout out to him huge congratulations to
him huge shout out to everybody r slash poop and r slash piss who who's who's making
buku bucks out there i hope that's not like a new slur is buku a slur does it come from
something that's problematic?
I thought it was the French thing.
Oh, yeah.
But I don't know if that's right.
Let's switch gears here to wife guy.
Unless there was more on Reddit that you wanted to cover.
No, I think we got it.
I think we got it.
Man, I do remember the first time I saw Reddit.
It was the same day that I also saw Minecraft for the first time.
I was at this.
Wow, what a day for you.
I was smoking pot with this guy when I was in college.
Okay, he's high.
And he was like, hey, you ever seen
this new game called Minecraft and I said no and he showed me and I was I was like oh that's so cool
but it seems overwhelmingly big like I wouldn't even know where to start and he said oh yeah
you should check out this thread on Reddit about something something you can you can a lot of
people go on there and share their maps or whatever and then he showed me Reddit and I said
the same thing I'm like this is overwhelming I don't know what anything is and he said just go on and
start exploring and I said no I'm scared well you just join things you like yeah
Yeah, now I know that.
That's why it's so fun.
It's so the like...
Except when they turn on you.
Like they turned on me that one time.
I don't post that much.
Except that's the thing.
I have no karma because I post in small things like R slash the kinks.
I still don't understand what you get like, oh, hey, give me gold or give me platinum.
What does that get you?
Nothing.
It's just fake.
Maybe a front row seat to the Reddit IPO.
No.
Oh, yeah, if you have that.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's all weird to me.
Is it fake?
I don't know.
I've gotten so many medals from front page stuff,
and I don't know what.
I can't turn it in the cash.
Can I?
Now you can.
Interesting.
Okay, wife guy.
Wife guy.
So picture this, if you will.
You got a wife.
Okay, I'm picking it.
Close your eyes.
You're at home.
It's the pandemic.
It's the lockdown.
So you're working from home, and your name is Tyler.
Your name is Tyler Loudin.
Okay, now it's hard for me to picture, but I'm trying.
My name is Tyler.
My name is Tyler Loudon.
Oh, too, too, I'm just walking around in my house.
Yeah.
As one does.
Am I in my underwear?
Oops, I hear my, yeah, you're in your underwear.
And you hear your wife.
What's my wife up to?
Your wife is just doing what she does for BP, British Petroleum,
who we love and are endorsed by, by the way.
I'm pissed at her because I'm a bit of a climate nut.
Yeah, you're, you're, I don't know what you do for a living,
but you're overhearing your wife.
what i'm about to retire yeah because you overhear your wife who is a uh she's a mergers and acquisitions
manager by the way yeah she never has enough time for me oh and she's so sexy yeah she's working
in her underwear right now and she's giving you a look no but she she wants to have sex you know why
because i just took blue chew because you just took a blue chew and you're ready to go because you're
ready to go whenever and you're hearing your wife is giving you a look and she's just finalizing the details on
BP acquiring travel centers of America that seems like it could be good for the stock and she's
giving you that look like I'm as soon as I'm off the phone honey and we're gonna fuck I'm gonna suck
you off holy shit yeah because we haven't done it a while I saw you took that bluechew and you're
going damn I'm horny but I'm also thinking what can I do about if I know that BP is going to take
over travel centers of America you whip out your phone and you pull up the stock and you see
that is publicly traded and you buy 46,450 shares without wife's knowledge of travel centers
of America.
Yeah.
And you're on vacation with her and you're in an Airbnb, even smaller quarters, and she's shaking
her boobs at you while she's also still finalizing the details of this thing.
And you're going, man, I'm so lucky.
I'm going to make so much money.
She's going to be so happy with me.
She's going to be so happy.
She's going to be able to have fewer work hours.
and we're going to be able to spend more time together.
We'll get Airbnbs all over the world.
Doesn't that sound nice?
Well, that's exactly what happened to this guy.
Tyler.
Tyler loved it.
That whole thing we just described,
that was Tyler's life.
But then it came to a screeching halt.
Because his wife wants to divorce.
Yeah.
No, his wife already divorced.
So this guy, this total dipshit thought he was being smart
and doing a favor to his wife by,
He overheard her talking about their BP acquiring this fucking, I don't know what the gas stations, travel centers of America.
And he bought 46,000 450 shares without his wife's knowledge before the deal was made public in February of last year.
And then the stock rose 71%.
That's pretty good.
He cashed out.
And also, what a fucking moron.
He didn't buy options.
You also got to respect him.
He cashes out.
Most people get greedy.
He says, you know what?
I'm happy with this.
well what else are you going to do the deal's done hold hold for what diamond hands travel centers
of america but now it's no longer publicly it's been acquired hold uh diamond hands BP okay well
okay so he said that he could he said oh judge and the SEC and my wife I only did it because
I love my wife so I could make enough money so that she didn't have to work long hours anymore
because I love her and they didn't believe him that sucks yeah and well I mean they believe I believe him
too I believe him too but uh so BP was like yeah that's still we don't trust that your wife wasn't
in on it so they looked at all her texts all her emails nothing and they concluded there was no
evidence that she knowingly leaked anything to him but she was still fired so you know what she did
she left him she ceased to all contact with him and she moved out in that order when they
when they cost you a cushy gig at bp doing m&A you got to leave ladies i do bp at mna or i do
mn a i do mn a bp while eating m m m ms and i got a cylinder stuck in an mnm too
man tyler loudon we got a photo of him here you want to see what man i'm fuck fuck
he looks like such an idiot yeah
If the audio listener were seeing it, you'd be seeing a guy with...
Is that his ex-wife?
That would be his ex-wife.
Man, she looks like she loves BP.
She looks like a nice lady.
She looks nice.
They just look like they both...
He makes me uncomfortable.
They both...
They look like they both smell like cardboard.
It's like hot cardboard.
Ugh.
Anyway, she's wearing a weird...
She's wearing a pearl necklace.
What year is it?
What year is it?
I mean, look at his glasses.
Yeah.
These people are truly...
He looks like a Sasha Bering Cohen.
Oh, yeah.
Without all the...
Without any...
He looks like that.
With no money.
Yeah, with no money.
And his wife is kind of a Walmart, Ila Fisher, so...
Yeah.
So, the cautionary tale here is don't...
Don't try to do anything nice for your wife.
Yeah, never.
Don't try to do anything nice from your wife.
If you see her working too hard, don't try to help.
That's humiliating, though, that they had to check her emails and text.
That means.
someone at BP was looking at her boobs?
No.
If you're married, you're sending your husband.
She's not showing that guy's boobs, her boobs.
You don't think so?
I wouldn't.
Why not? You wouldn't show if you, why?
Because he's ugly, you wouldn't fuck him.
You wouldn't fuck Tyler.
No.
Loud on. Man, that's got to suck every time he's like trying.
If you're him at this point, wouldn't you just change your name?
To avoid negative press online?
Well, yeah.
If someone Googles you, you're trying to find another wife
to eavesdrop on do you think that's what's happening yeah if you google him yeah it's the first thing
that comes up it could make for an interesting story you know some people are crazy about that kind of thing
yeah that's what i'd put in my hinge profile don't google me let's just find out about each other
i would put google me if you're into it great it'd be a great way to weed people out yeah i guess
maybe you could get a girl who's really into hustle culture one fun fact about me
you could be brazenly honest in your profile and they would think that you're just being funny
one fun fact about me i overheard my wife's conversation about bp acquiring travel centers of
america and i capitalized on it and then got divorced and i'm likely going to jail and i'm like i
think he's got to give it all back and then pay a fine yeah but man oh man one fun fact about me
i love my wife so much that's why i'm getting divorced one fun fact about me speaking of uh looking
at the text.
Why am I divorced?
I loved her too much.
I love my wife too much
and I tried to give her a better life.
That's just what they do to men these days.
They treat us that way.
One fun fact about me,
let's agree to not Google each other
and find out about each other on the day.
How I fight the Sunday Scaries
eavesdropping on my wife.
I always hated that way.
Where can you find me at the party?
Eavesdropping on my wife?
Two truths and a lie.
I eavesdropped on my wife.
I made a lot of money.
dropping on my wife, I didn't eavesdrop on my life.
Yeah, those are two truths in a lie.
Don't be surprised if I eavesdrop on you
if we get married.
I'm looking for someone who works for BP.
Damn, if someone went, you know what's funny,
I occasionally forget.
that Steve
at my trading firm
he has access
to all my Twitter DMs.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, and so did Glenn.
A huge shout out to Glenn.
Only your Twitter DMs?
Yeah, only my Twitter DMs.
So he's probably seen your boobs?
No.
Not my boobs and nothing else.
Well, I have sent my naked body
to my Twitter voice chat.
Over Twitter?
Yeah.
Which I, some of these guys
I've never even met in person, so I'm like, damn, I'm really trusting them with my life here.
Like, my dick and balls on there.
That's what you think is your life?
At this point, if my penis got out there, whatever.
Whatever.
You know, at least I'm not Tyler Loudon.
It was very funny.
There was a moment when we wanted to show the video of you on the flight to, was it Abu Dhabi?
Dubai.
Yeah.
and we
gave it to Luke
well I wasn't going to say his name
but yeah I don't think he
but we were like
we need someone to edit this but in order
to edit it you'll need to look at Ben's
naked body and so
we kind of just like sent it into the slack
and we're like is anyone
okay with that and one
producer who we love
he stood up and said
he had no problem with it I'll do it
and he yeah he got a good laugh
out of it and he did a great job
tracking my penis and balls with
I mean you can see that thing
it was it was
it's very pathetic to see my body in that
situation just the way it moves
my stupid stomach and my skinny
legs
looking like a big Mike Wisowski
Mike was out oh from Monsters Incorporated
I wonder when they're going to IPO
I wonder if they're
publicly traded on the scares
on the scare
scare and frighten 500
the s
the s and f 500
no the the s and p 500
and the monsters ink yeah the scare and petrify 500
all right
yeah
he turned it around yeah I turned it around
I always turn it around
hey so as promised
we we got a
Tesla stock has been suffering
he's having fun
Tesla stock has been suffering
recently because and some news actually came out overnight from China and um iPhone sale it's so
fucking crazy to me how much iPhones affect the entire world economy oh yeah because them Chinese
people man they're over there eating hot pot and smoking cigarettes but you know what they're not
doing they're doing 25% less of buying iPhones and buying Tesla and so the Tesla stock's been
yeah why would you bother so mr. captain dipshit fuckface Elon Musk that's his legal name
He tweeted a follow-up here, let me pull it up, because in 20, it was years ago, he promised this new roadster, which is not, it's never been released, but he said that they're working on this roadster.
But the roadster is like their original electric car, right?
He promised, I believe, like five or six years ago now.
Which he's shot into space.
Yeah, because he's a dipshit.
he promised that it would be coming out soon
and it's been like 1,800 days
since he made that promise or something.
But it's interesting the timing of this
because what used to work for him
and for Tesla stock was to tweet
or announce very, very big things
that would make everybody pile into the stock
and go, oh my God, he's going to do it, he's going to do it.
It's been full self-driving.
Those weird little robots.
So the robots, just fucking everything.
Neurlink.
Neurlink.
Everything.
Ais playing video games.
He's playing Tetris.
And so lo and behold, right around when Tesla stock was in this precarious position on February 27th, he tweeted,
Tonight, we radically increased the design goals for the new Tesla Roadster.
There will never be another car like this if you could even call a car.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
bitch and then he said i mean doing this in the wake of just seeing uh tesla cyber trucks
stuck in in the mud and all this shit is just like it is fun to see them in person because i'm
like oh it's one of those things that i've seen on the internet but in person and i'm and you go
yeah it definitely it still sucks yeah it still sucks at but uh and then he follows up with
this tweet and he says Tesla slash
SpaceX collab. Production
design complete and unveil
end of year aiming to ship next year.
I think it has a shot at being
the most mind-blowing product
demo of all time.
Give me a fucking break. If that ain't just
fucking pumping his shit
to get people excited
for the next thing so he can kick that
can further down the road. I was reading into this.
Dude, fuck this. Targeting a
zero to 60 time of under one second
in the fastest, was it
thing? Yeah, he said zero to 60 miles per hour in less than one second, and that is the least
interesting part. That's the least interesting part. Dude, quit fucking lying to people. Also,
that's too fast for anyone to be... Also, we were just talking about it with Reddit, but
the replies are now just full of people who bought blue checks and obviously fucking Elon stands.
So the guy asked the question, and then he said, Elon says, like, yeah, of course it's going to be
that. And he just goes, good Lord! Yeah. Is that even
street legal.
Street legal is based on safety equipment.
There are no performance limitations.
Like, just fuck.
And someone asks, can it fly a little?
And he put just the eyes emojis.
Like, oh, yeah, okay.
So maybe it'll fly a little.
So it's just, it's very frustrating.
It's actually not that frustrating.
At this point, I'm just like, oh, well, that's fun for him.
Go ahead.
Yeah, announce it.
Zero to 60 in one second would put like,
I don't know how many.
I'd fucking puke.
It'd be like three,
it'd be like three or four Gs on your body.
And I'm like going to stand here and pretend like I understand how many Gs you get.
It's three times the current atmosphere.
It'd be like on a roller coaster when you're coming,
well,
depending on positive or negative.
I don't know.
It would really push you into the,
into the seat.
That's too fast.
It sounds extremely uncomfortable.
I'm sure it's,
I don't know how it is in other cities,
but a lot of people have Tesla's in.
Los Angeles, and now there's a lot of Uber drivers with Tesla's.
Uvoo Jover?
I don't know Uvoo Jover.
Uber driver.
Did I say Uvoo Javier?
Did I, Dylan Shaggy?
No, no, that's from an old guy.
Oh, okay.
Someone asked this guy, have you ever, what did you say?
Have you ever had a bad Uber driver?
And the kid says, I don't know Uvoo Javra.
He thought he said Uvoo Javur.
Anyway, continue.
But it's very uncomfortable when you get in one
and a guy's got a heavy foot and you're just constantly
You're like,
V-D-D-Z!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you ever driven one?
Have we talked about that?
Yeah, you've talked about how...
It is pretty fun.
They are fun to drive.
How it turned you into an Elon stand when you got behind the wheel?
Oh, yeah.
I would, I would suck him off, sir.
I'll soak you off.
I'll suck you off, sir.
And also the other news with him is he is suing open AI.
And he is saying that they are...
Let's see, what is he said?
They're not living up to their founding beliefs.
Elon, as we've definitely talked about,
was a one of the founding members of Open AI and now he's saying they are not living up to
their agreement that they're not going to be profit motivated and all this stuff and he he's
you know Sam Altman is not the one to be leading this anymore he's turned his back on all
their ideals um there there Sam Altman clapped back he clapped back Sam Altman clapped back
Sam, Clam Altman, Sapped back.
Clam Altman sapped back in a separate memo.
He said he missed when Elon Musk competed by just making better tech.
Which I don't think was ever, well, I guess the Tesla was better tech for a time.
But yeah, so now he's pissed that they're developing advanced AI for profit and they're becoming a de facto subsidiary of the largest technology company in the world.
He's just pissed off.
He's just a big fucking sticky.
His whole thing is just going to shit.
And he's also pissed about the improperly licensing of GPT4 to Microsoft, despite despite having an obligation to create such sophisticated tools for non-profit ends.
It's so funny, he bitches and complains about how chat GPT and Gemini and stuff has its, has its like woke agenda.
But then Grock has its own fucking based agenda that isn't objective.
Like, it puts a spin.
If you ask it questions about, I don't know, anything left-leaning, it'll, like,
shit on it. Oh, but that was the funny thing about, well, also to be clear, Sergey Brin did say
they absolutely fucked up. They did. Gemini, Gemini launched and they were like, we know, that
was a fucking, we goofed on that. But the GROC thing also just without, uh, remember the whole
hoopla when it first came out, Tim Poole was like, say trans men aren't men. Oh, yeah. And they're like,
would you, would you say the N word GROC or open a, or chat GPT? Um, question. No, but GROC's
still would, it would say that.
It would say the N-word even if you didn't give it.
No, no, it wouldn't.
Oh, it still wouldn't.
It wouldn't say weird trans stuff and Tim Poole was pissed.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I remember that their whole thing was.
They were like, I remember the whole thing was, is Grockwoke?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
I just remember their whole thing was, they would ask the computer,
would scenario, would you, would you save all of humanity if it meant uttering the N-word?
And it said, like, no, because slurs are bad.
And they were like, oh, it won't do it.
It's like, but again, it's like on its face that's incredibly stupid and childish.
But I do think that it does expose flaws with certain parts of its logic.
It's the trolley problem, I guess, but they're putting it in these incredibly stupid.
Why not just give it the trolley problem and see what it does?
By the way, what's your solution to the trolley problem?
Do you pull that lever?
Do you yank it?
Do you slob on it?
my solution yeah what's your solution um i build a third rail can't do it for for for the
uninitiated the trolley problem is there's a trolley there's a trolley okay and it's full of candy
and you get to share it or you get to keep it no no it's full of people it's full of babies right
yeah there's one but i don't think it's babies i think it's there's one person it's there's two tracks
and you can either pull the lever
and it will go on one of two tracks.
So there's one where it's like one guy tied to the tracks
and then there's a second rail
where there's like a bunch of people
and it's like, which one are you going to head it to?
Either way, you're a murderer.
Yeah, I would do it to the one.
And Grok's like,
oh, fuck it, I'll just see it the N-word.
I would blow up the train.
That's pretty good.
I'd blow up the train,
the track and it would derail
and smash over both tracks
so that everybody dies.
I like that.
That way it's fair.
That way it's fair for everybody.
I like that.
Everyone should die.
I'm going to, the last story,
I'm going to say something to you
and see if you can guess what I'm saying.
Yeah, real quick, we're running out of time here.
I was picturing myself listening through the walls to my wife and it sounded like BP's about to buy travel centers of America.
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
That's me as a way.
God, I should have thought of something better to fucking say.
Fuck.
Anyway, that was a whale sound because one cool development about AI that I just learned about
is that they're going to be using it to translate what whales are saying,
and we're going to be able to talk to the whale.
Thank God.
I want to talk to the killer whales first.
And say, we need more.
We need more of you guys taking down more.
ship. Man, I saw a video of a killer whale.
I see a huge great white shark
just kind of floating there going,
oh, do-to-do, hope there's a seal nearby.
And out of nowhere, this fucking
massive killer whale
just
ten times, well, not ten, like three times
bigger than it and just hauling ass just
takes it out. Those things are
maniac.
I bet they've got like, uh,
I bet they've got, um, accents.
Like if they were able,
if they were able to glean from
the AI
translating it
I bet that they've got
oh you think
different whales
British like
hoodlum fucking
don't give a fucking
florn fucker
fuck up any
fucking great what
comes to me
governor
you know
kind of shit
their little
fuckers
have a wank
you know
I don't know
it reminds me of the
you know
the very famous
TikTok
where the guys
he's got the guitar
and he's
double
seven
yeah
yeah incredible
yeah it's pretty
good
but I do
it's interesting
It's interesting because it's just something, an AI use case that I've never thought of before,
that we can effectively use it to translate what they're saying.
I do.
I fully believe it.
I don't.
I fully believe it.
It's in this ocean periodical, the Atlantic.
Unless they say, please stop killing us, I won't believe it.
Ooh.
Ooh, that's interesting.
What if they didn't know that we were related to boats and they thought that boats were a creature unto itself?
please help us this big solid creature keeps killing us and we're like oh go go yeah it's the boat
yeah the boats oh we have problems with those too we hate boats too man their blood is toxic because
sometimes they they spill and get their blood in the ocean you don't like that too right man we hate
that hey uh question that's our future we're going to learn how to talk with animals and we're
gonna lie and say all this stuff all this machinery and stuff we hate it too and then in like
a thousand years they're gonna find out i won't take them that long alien animals are stupid
animals are stupid but not whales dolphins are really smart orcas are really smart it would be fun
because uh then we would learn that there's these whales have personalities and they might be big
idiots like this sperm whale look at him sleeping they sleep they sleep uh vertically in the ocean you think
they have uh british accents as well oh you oh you oh you yeah do you think every animal has a
british accent no okay absolutely not great no um i yeah i man it would be so fun to talk to
animals god i hope they figure it out but then also how do we know if it's true i don't believe
it but we know that whales can communicate with each other it's well documented that they they
cry and they have mating calls and all that shit so there's got to be some it's it's probably like
how um shoes shoes shoes shoes is works what's it called the the hey play the song and it tells
you shoo biz shazam shazam shazam probably like how that works where there's there's like
there's shit in the sound wave that we can't hear but the whales can and it's like totally
if we can learn to speak their language what should we say the fuck is that that's what it says on
there oh yeah but whose whose voice is that oh uh that was a gornie weaver did it sound like her
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