The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 48: Gamestop is back + the future is BRIGHT

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

WE ARE SO BACK BABY!! Or are we...? A single tweet from Roaring Kitty has single handedly ignited a firestorm of trading in Gamestop and AMC stocks. So is he really back? Is he aping fat bags? Ben has... a theory that might upset you. Also we're covering the absolutely insane announcements from OpenAI that are truly game changing. All this and more on this week's BAES. Leave a comment! Like this video! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode :) Also, be sure to go to https://thecreditcardlist.com and get that Chase Sapphire bonus while it's up! __ Sign up for Moomoo and get free stocks! Click the link to get a "Mag 7" fractional share bundle for deposits or 1.5% Cash Reward match ($300 max) on transfers: https://j.moomoo.com/00MbzJ __ Stop wasting money on things you don't use! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/BAES __ Watch the Meatball Special 3 here: https://youtu.be/5w-ZnMiihmQ We're so done with Jules Terpak: https://youtu.be/NF8VcDr_ggs Watch the Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And we're back in more ways than one. Am I right, man? How many ways? How many ways are we back? I would say two. One being that word. I'd say multiple ways. We're physically back. We're actually back. We're back from New York. We're back from New York. Huge shout out to everybody. Thank you. Great show. Oh, my God. Oh, special shout out to Dan. But we're also technically not back. Anyone watching this, we're gone and we're in Chicago. Oh, yeah, because in advance, thank you to Chicago for such an amazing show. which is happening tomorrow yesterday yesterday for you but um i wanted to tell you real fast about dan this guy after the show in new york i was walking down the street one morning getting my coffee sick kid comes up to me and he's just smiling and gives me a wave and i'm like hey and he goes hey i was at the show last night and i said oh cool did you like it and he said yeah and then he just kind of deadpan looks at me and he goes you're huge and i just like thanks man he goes Yeah, I know people have joked about it, but you're huge. You're huge in person.
Starting point is 00:01:04 And his name was Dan. Was he a small guy? No, he was like probably 5'10, but he had curly hair and a mustache, and it was cool. And I thought that I had dog shit on my shoe. So I was like, oh, man, do I have dog shit on my shoe? And we both just kind of sat there and chatted a little bit. But anywho, the show was great. We always have a good time in New York City.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Well, what else? we're working on new merch oh that should be coming who knows when we take forever doing everything but hopefully no hopefully really soon we're so close we've also got a new format for the Q&A wherein we're going to call you so if we like your question on the discord we'll get your phone number and we'll call you and we won't abuse it i swear to god uh we're also working on a new series that we're going to start as soon as possible and oh what else oh and hey credit card people oh this one big. The Chase Sapphire upped their sign-up
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Starting point is 00:02:17 get it, I recommend getting it. So if you go to the credit card list dot com and scroll all the way to the bottom, it should be there. You know what I'm doing is I just actually hit my every four years you're allowed to switch redo it I just hit my four years
Starting point is 00:02:32 perfect time for me to get another 75,000 points yeah that's actually a good idea holy crap yeah I think I might have gotten mine four years ago too no I think it might be two two or three but uh well boy before we get in we got a absolutely jam-packed episode for you guys I can't believe I can't believe how much stuff is going on
Starting point is 00:02:52 I really can't we had when we were going over this episode we had to call so much stuff but we're going to be talking about GameStop, it's back, and is it here to stay? Also, I'm pissed off, and you're just going to have to stick around for me to tell you exactly why, because I'm so mad, I'm so angry. Also, open AI. We're all getting AI girlfriends, baby. We're so back.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Oh, man. Dude, we're all going to fall in love with an AI girlfriend. We're also going to be talking about why you can't get a cool-ass Chinese TV? Yeah. Poor you, poor me. But before we get into that, I just thought we would cover something going on with a man that is near and dear to my heart. We love him the show. RFK Jr.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Reportedly in a, what is it called where he had to give testimony or something? A deposition? A deposition. Thank you. See, that's the problem right there is I have trouble recalling certain words and phrases, but he revealed it a deposition. from 2012 or so that he actually had a brainworm a real life. I feel like you're doing his voice weird now. I am?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Am I shaking too much? What am I doing wrong? It used to sound just like him. Now it sounds a bit... Really? Too shaky? It sounds... Well, shit, now I'm thinking too much. I had a brain worm and they caught it, but it had already eaten a part of my brain and died.
Starting point is 00:04:26 he says he can still take on Trump in a debate. Even with part of my brain missing, I can still take on Trump in a debate, but there's nothing that can be done about my voice. It's very grating. Oh, man. If there's one reason to not vote for RFK, it's for not having four years of that.
Starting point is 00:04:45 It's for that. Man, but it, I mean, I don't, you couldn't have written a better story to drop than him actually having a full, Because everybody, everybody loves to joke about having brainworms, including me. Everybody's, you know, everybody's joking about having a brain. You're talking to everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Every time someone does a joke, it's a brainworm. Yeah, it's everybody's on brainworms mode. I make this joke constantly. I'm with friends and they're, I've never made this joke. I've established fully that my mental illness can be classified as just. Maybe we should get you checked out. Maybe there is a brainworm in there. You know, I do wonder sometimes what's going on.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And I. Alzheimer's could start as a real thing. early as you're late 30 so don't say that to me early and your brain can still work overtime and make up for the gas still be president can i still take on trump i mean the way this is going sure i actually i could run for i you know i bet i could do it i bet i should have done a cold open with uh ben as a worm in a meal's brain you dressed up as a worm just picture it that's enough we didn't need to do it yeah yeah picture it in your head yeah and audio listeners especially that's what we did that's it we did it yeah we did it retroactively
Starting point is 00:05:55 Really well done. But, yeah, we joke about the brainworms, and it's just so wild to me that the guy actually... Do you feel validated? Yeah, I feel incredibly validated. And very seen? Yes. And, yeah, the little guys are eating fine.
Starting point is 00:06:10 They're always eating good. But, okay, so... Okay, got to collect myself. GameStop. Fight off the Alzheimer's. GameStop. Also, I do want to point out a few weeks ago, we were talking about aping fat bags, right? Oh, yeah, this guy, fat sacks.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I was saying we were so back. It's all back. And I can't believe how back we are. It's actually insane. If you bought NFTs at the peak, I hope you held on to them because you are maybe a few weeks, maybe a month out from being able to call your ex-wife and being like, I told you, you dumb, you dumb bitch. You left me. And you can maybe call your kids and saying, hey, you're going to college again. It's all.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I fixed it all. fucking coffee shop in New York. I hope you held. This coffee shop in New York had a couple digital like art frames and I believe the owner must own some entities. Yeah. Oh, he's about to ape some fat bags?
Starting point is 00:07:09 Dude, he's probably aping so hard right now. But, all right so. His wife's going to come crawling back. Here's the scoop. The guy who started all of the the guy at the helm of all of this stuff, the guy known on read it as deep fucking value
Starting point is 00:07:27 or Roaring Kitty. His Twitter account had been dormant for almost three years. He was waiting. Well, so he tweeted, I'll pull it up here, he tweeted just this image, Jesus Christ,
Starting point is 00:07:42 which is like the meme that indicates things are about to get real. Things are about to get serious. It's simply a photo of an illustration, it's an illustration of a guy just like leaning forward in his chair. Well, no, he's also playing a video game. Oh, he is? It's a, it's to let you know that like, things are about to get interesting. If you were playing a video game relaxed like this,
Starting point is 00:08:06 sitting back, all of a sudden you're like, holy shit, I need to sit up and lean forward. I'm about to get into some shit. And GameStop, the stock, had already started to kind of bottom out and perk up. And there were some unusual options trades that had gone through that a couple people on Twitter noted but then yeah on i believe it was last friday was it friday t's no it was sunday it looks like this was tweeted on may 12th which is sunday no oh yeah you're right yeah and it just made everybody lose their collective shit because it meant that oh we're so back like everybody's going to be aping fat bags everybody's going to be aping fat bags if the leader of all this shit and anyway since then on may third yesterday for us he's
Starting point is 00:08:51 He's just been, his Twitter account, rather, has just been posting, I'm scrolling through here. It's just like 60 second, 30 second clips of different underdogs from different movies. Yeah, there's one of, what's his name from, just, is it Troy? Yeah, rallying his troops, all sorts of shit like this. So what did that make GameStop do? It made GameStop go up from $10 a share. Friday-ish, $12 a share to, I think this morning it was up to like 66 or something, fucking bananas.
Starting point is 00:09:30 And naturally, AMC followed. And the reason that I'm pissed off is... Ape together, strong. Ape together, strong. Ape together, ape fatbacks. Ape together. Well, me and some apes in the Trader Treehouse, we bought... By the way, there was a guy in the treehouse talking about, like, I think I'm going to get long
Starting point is 00:09:47 game stop weeks ago. And I was like, all right, dude, good luck. I think it's just dead money. Like, what are you doing? And I believe he held on, but I had a fuck ton of AMC shares that I bought last week. And I sold... Just for like no reason... Just to swing it just in case it started to...
Starting point is 00:10:08 Just in case this started to happen. Why? But did you like... Just because... But you thought this was dead. They run in tandem. I know, but you thought it was dead. Yeah, I thought...
Starting point is 00:10:19 So like, what made you be like... Well, I thought it was dead. dead a few weeks ago when that guy was talking about it. But then after looking at the chart and looking at AMC's chart, I was like, it's worth taking a risk. So I bought 8,000 shares and... There's a lot. Which is a lot. And, yeah, I made a good amount of money. But then by this morning, I would have been up $50,000. So I'm fucking so mad, dude. I'm so... Actually, I don't really care anymore. But that's, but that's the, it's, it's like, uh, you know, you can't, you can't predict this
Starting point is 00:11:02 kind of stuff. No, you can't. So. No, you really can't. It makes it, it's easy to be like, oh, I could have done this, but it's like, I mean, how could you fucking know? This is the most irrational thing. Hey, everybody.
Starting point is 00:11:16 We got a quick little break to take to talk to you about a little thing called Monday. a little thing called subscriptions and a little extra thing called Rocket Money. Because we all got subscriptions to stuff that we done forgot about. I know I have and it ruined my life. Every time I look at my bank account I'm like, how did this happen?
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Starting point is 00:11:51 I had to do that because of the list I was looking at it. Scroll and it just keeps going. Scroll, scroll, geez, Louise. Yeah, so did you know that nearly 70, like us, nearly 75% of people have subscriptions they've forgotten about? And that makes me feel good because I thought I was just alone in that. Yeah. But apparently I'm not the only one.
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Starting point is 00:12:55 unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney dot com slash bays that's b a es that's rocketmoney dot com slash bays rocketmoney dot com slash bays b a yes and it's so irrational uh all the other meme stocks and the highly shorted names tupperware was fucking moving blackberry was moving still is uh beyond beyond uh meat just so many of these old meme names are just getting pumped but Andrew Tate they jumped on it so fast also I mean I'm sure you're going to play some of the clips but this weird like pivot to this Robin Hood thing of like I'm man of the people it's like my guy you're on trial for sex trafficking and well he's just taking advantage of the of the but he's He's trying to position himself as he's, I'm what, well, just play it.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah, I lost a lot, this is his tweet, I lost a lot of money attacking the Matrix during GameStop, always been part of the resistance. Yeah. So as it stands, there's a hedge fund manager who, when it wakes up tomorrow morning and Wall Street opens, if the GameStop price opens at the current price, he's going to lose $13 billion, his entire hedge fund. I don't know where he's getting, he's the only person I've seen talking about that. There have been hedge fund. I who have lost a shit ton of money off of... Sure, but this go-round, it's not at all the same setup. That's one thing I want to make clear.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Like, if you're thinking about getting in and, like, riding the wave, be extremely careful because what had happened last time was there were more shares short than there were shares at all because of manipulation from a lot of these hedge funds. This time around, that ain't the case. For me and Lucas, we just cashed some Bitcoin. We're putting 50 grand, 50 Gs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:46 50 grand in at GameStop. in this price i don't give a fuck if i lose it all i don't give a fuck i just can't listen to the guy's voice i mean the whole he he keeps going with videos and he's just like in the airport being like this is we're we're taking the whole system back i'm and he's talking about how like i have 11 million dollars i'm ready to lose a million dollars oh yeah he was saying that um he's just you're dude my man is so late to the trend so he took a half million dollars out in bitcoin and he's putting it in all kinds of well he's he's taking in stocks he's trying to yeah like Yesterday he tweeted, buy $1,000, or buy a million dollars worth of GameStop, 5,000 retweets, and I do it.
Starting point is 00:15:25 And it's just, he's taking advantage. He's using this to, like, make himself the centerpiece this time. And then it's so funny because this just shows how fucking stupid this guy is and how stupid so many people are. What they attribute to, like, sketchy, scammy behavior on the part of the markets is just normal market behavior. behavior, but protocols. They halted trading, he said. The entire system is a scam. The matrix wrecks you endlessly. And as soon as you start to win, they turn the game off. No, they have the halts in place to prevent wild, volatile swings in either direction. The halting can help in many cases. If it drops too quickly, they pause trading for like 15 minutes. So too with,
Starting point is 00:16:11 to the upside, they pause trading. It's not anything that's unusual. It's not a scan. It's just I'm seeing, like, people posting 10 to 15 minute videos just about the grift and how they're screwing over the little guy and... Via this one stock, this one stupid fucking stock. Because it's fucking roaring kitty. Yeah. You know how they're taking your money if you keep throwing it at the fucking game stop? So I have a theory. What is it?
Starting point is 00:16:42 I don't think that that's the real roaring kitty. I think that his Twitter account was hacked. and someone has been waiting and was buying up options. Why would he come out by now and be like, that's not me? I have no idea. But he used to post on his Reddit account, his YouTube account, and I forgot what other social media. There's been no posts on those.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Interesting. So I think that it is very possible. Nobody has been able to really verify. He hasn't, yeah, the only posts coming from his account are just these... videos and i think that it's all a coordinated massive pump and dump on and i have no whoever whoever did it is doing it the absolutely right also didn't he used to didn't he used to post you know uh well researched and he would like post his positions right like that yeah not just me me bullshit yeah um yeah so i think that damn that would actually be sick i know
Starting point is 00:17:47 It's, uh, especially it would also make Elon Musk look really bad because he's, I mean, his whole site is a mess. I haven't looked at the replies, but I'm sure, you know, to that first meme, it's just all only fans accounts going like, you know what else is about to get serious. Pussy. Pussy. I mean, that's every post now. It's just like. They fully, they stopped doing just pussy and bio and now they just fully show. It's just like a video. Oh, I can't even like scroll past it. It's just like, whoa, there she is. I was so embarrassed in the airport.
Starting point is 00:18:21 It was like, it was something like if you haven't seen that Walmart video or whatever. And I'm still just like, it used to work that you could click the replies and someone would post it or whatever. So I'm like, what are they even talking about? And they're like, Walmart video. What about this? It's just like, holy shit. Wait, what's the Walmart video?
Starting point is 00:18:38 I have no idea. I couldn't even find it. You still can. Well, sorry that happened. It's the most insane. It really is. Uh, well, so yeah, I, I, I, there's just flat out, not to go on a, no, sure, Twitter X, but there's just like flat out so much, not even just like weird nudity, like the, we were
Starting point is 00:19:02 showing each other the guy sticking the, yeah, we'll play in the bonus. I don't even know if we should. Yeah, we should. It's worth it. It's the guy. Sticking the fucking gas pump in his ass. I mean, I've seen stuff on Twitter from before Elon Musk that was, I mean, there was a guy who had his own balls and his own asshole and then like, and then you just pop out. I don't remember that shit. Also, it's so common.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Well, there's, that's the thing is it's siloed. There's entire parts of Twitter that you wouldn't even know exist. Like, dude, don't do it, but search for like scat on there. There's full on,
Starting point is 00:19:39 it's, it's the wild west. But that was never being fed to me. No. And now I'm getting a old guy sticking a gas pump of his ass and jacking out. that's that's when it jumps that's when stuff uh is so special and so it's like this unique thing where it breaks through into the mainstream because it weirds out normies like the thing with the
Starting point is 00:20:00 guy's balls in his own ass it broke through because uh and popped up on my that's not it's not just that it's like there was another one where someone was like doing a shot at a someone's like balls or whatever how do you do a shot out of someone's balls or whatever how do you do a shot out of someone's balls. Well, that was the thing. I couldn't, I was like, what am I looking at? Because my brain is not accustomed to seeing it on the feed. Yeah. And I was like, oh, geez, and just like, scroll. He's doing a shot. I like, has balls. God. Just do a normal shot. And then do whatever you want with the balls. Yeah, I, I, I, no, I feel you. But so I don't think, maybe Roaring Kitty's not familiar with the new algorithm. I, I, that's, yeah, I just think that
Starting point is 00:20:44 It's really risky here, and hopefully everybody who's made a trade based on the sentiment out there has gotten in and out and played responsibly and stuff. But, like, there was already a Roaring Kitty Solana coin that went up 20,000 percent. Like, everything. Dude. It's just. It makes me feel crazy because I cannot believe it's happening. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Oh, you can't believe it's happening again. Like, just all. All of this. Oh, yeah. Like the GameStop bullshit, the fucking, the meme coins. The meme coins are even crazier than they've ever been. We're like... Apologies for the helicopter.
Starting point is 00:21:25 We're in Los Angeles, baby. The LAPD. It didn't used to happen that quickly where, like, event would happen and then... It would take a few days. I mean, it's just fucking... It was like how movies would come out and you would have to wait a few months for it to come out on tape. But now it's just like, hey, the movie's out, but you can also rent it at. at home. By the way, the new season of Smiling Friends. Oh, it came out? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Oh, well, there's only two episodes of coming out. Oh, man, it's fucking great. God damn it. What are they doing out there? Who are we? It's probably for just like nothing on the freeway. Fucking, fucking cops. Oh, yeah, that's good. Did I ever tell you about that time when I was a kid, there was a power outage in our neighborhood and we went outside and it was nighttime. and a police helicopter circling around and I grabbed a flashlight and I shined it in the air. Apparently that's like a distress call or something
Starting point is 00:22:22 and the police helicopter shined its spotlight right on me and I was looking up and man, for a moment I felt so cool, so dangerous. That is cool. Are you seeing if there's any theories on him? No, I was trying to see if like... Hedge fund. This man just searched hedge fund on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Why is that so bad? Because you need more contact. No, I don't. I want to know if any hedge funds lost. Oh, I mean, I'm sure that some have lost money because the short interest, as Dylan was telling me, the short interest in the stock was about 25%. Whereas before, yeah, it was like 160%. It was insane. It was insane. Anyway, I'm pissed off because I didn't make a butt ton of money. Would you have had a different perspective if you made a bunch of money? Would you be like, this is cool? I still think it's cool. I think it's hilarious. I think it's cool. I think it that, It just shows how the... But you also don't think it's like... You're not getting wrapped up in the conspiracy and the, like, the Matrix. No, I don't think that it's anything like that. I think that guys like Andrew Tate are just taking advantage of something in the zeitgeist
Starting point is 00:23:28 and trying to sell their shit like always. I mean, Dave Portnoy, to a lesser extent, because Dave Portnoy hopped on the train also. He's another guy who was... Oh, I thought he got locked out. I saw him pitching like, oh, I can't get in. Oh, yeah. I mean, a lot of brokerages were... I couldn't get into mine yesterday, which was annoying.
Starting point is 00:23:46 But, yeah, no, I think... Was he trying to be like the Matrixes? No, I think that he just, I don't think his attitude is that necessarily. But there was, I think, Trump's, one of Trump's economic appointees or something like that, who's obviously no longer in any position, was saying that he thinks that the SEC should step in and just like halt trading. and I don't I don't know it's like hey man these are the rules that you guys made this is the system that you created it's not it's not just because a bunch of people are aping fat bags doesn't mean it doesn't mean that it has to like this is it this is this is your capitalism at work bitch like let it let it play out this is how it's meant to be this is you've got you've got your rules when it gets gets too volatile you halt trading temporarily um if their whole thing is we're we're trying to
Starting point is 00:24:49 protect the little guy from aping too many fat bags and losing all their bags i guess i get that but it's i i have always thought that that was um bullshit and like the whole pattern day trade rule where you've got to have $25,000 in your account just to trade more than three times in a five rolling day period well so how long do you think this is going to go how long do i think it's going to go on for yeah i think that by the end of the week we're going to get a good idea of whether or not Roaring Kitty is actually back and...
Starting point is 00:25:17 But even if he's back, who gives a shit? Yeah, I know. That's also what's funny. Well, it's just the power of, um... I know how this sounds, but it's like the power of the meme energy where if everybody just kind of feels like, it's all just vibes.
Starting point is 00:25:31 It's all, like Kyla Scanlan says. It's all just vibes, man. It's really powerful. It's, it's probably the truest example. I've made Benetian, which I like. It's the truest example. of the stock. It's the truest example of the stock market dynamics at play in the psychologicalness of it. We're going to have a talk off camera. And yeah, I think that it's probably, it's just pure
Starting point is 00:25:58 emotion and pure, what do you call that? The psychology of crowds kind of thing. Just everybody thinks that it's back and it's a good idea. And why are you buying? Well, because everybody else is buying. Okay, well, why are you selling? Well, because now everybody else is selling and suddenly the vibe is gone and it doesn't feel good and it doesn't feel safe. I don't know. I don't know. Should we shift gears? Yeah. You want to do it? I just wish I got in there. Oh, God. Geez, man. Okay. Open AI done launched chat GPT-O. 4-0. GPT-4-0. I don't know why they didn't just call it five. Because it's not there yet. Five. Five. is going to be like such a leap that it's going to blow your panties off.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Damn, can't wait to get blown. Can't wait to get them. So this is a... What's the O stand for? I think it's like... Omni. It is for Omni. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I was going to say Optum, but I was like, that's not right. That's kind of... Yeah, that'd be kind of lame. Tadjib... What? Did you just short see? Chadjibate. Yeah, they launched Omni.
Starting point is 00:27:15 It's got, think of it like a super Siri. It's basically what Siri can and should be. Didn't Apple already make a deal to integrate? I think so, yeah. Yeah, they're, I don't know how to feel that. That's the thing. This happens with every AI thing. I do find this one impressive in many ways,
Starting point is 00:27:35 but it is not like, it's like what Siri should have been. I feel like this is how Siri. was almost presented when they launched it so many years ago. They're, like, showing all its capabilities. And then you try to use it. You're like, fuck you. Here's what I found on Google. And it's just reading you the top result.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Fuck. Or it's just like, my capabilities are not there yet. You're like, okay, then fuck off. Yeah. Why don't you just turn off? Yeah, I'll go get my Google home to tell me a dirty joke instead, you bitch. Yeah, they say that it can reason across voice, text, and vision. And it's, so, yeah, it's basically like a Siri, but,
Starting point is 00:28:12 more advanced. It is pretty important. Do you have chat GPT? I don't. Well, and this one is, they want this one to be free for everyone. So. Like the most basic way.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Yeah. You can pay the, the, you can get five times more messages. It's like free up to a limit. Right. So I pay for it. I was already paying for it.
Starting point is 00:28:31 So I was messing around with it. It is impressive the way you can like carry on a conversation with it. Yeah, you can interrupt it. Whereas Siri, it like takes a minute. This one, you can talk to it in real time.
Starting point is 00:28:41 And it has this. responsiveness and the capability of showing it things um feeding it pictures and i mean so they did all these demos the one i found the most impressive is the translation oh yeah the i've got a bunch of them i mean they've got this entire thread uh should we just start from the top yeah show a couple go through a couple of them all right so this is the very first one from there from that Twitter. Oh, is this the interview one? I think so.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Yeah. Hey, how's it going? Oh, no. Hey there. It's going great. How about you? Also, chat GPT is very hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Oh, yeah. An AI hoodie. Nice choice. What's up with that ceiling about? Are you in a cool industry-style office or something? Well, can you take a guess of what I might be doing based on what I'm showing you here? This guy looks like shit. I mean, come on.
Starting point is 00:29:37 He's an AI engineer. From what I can see, it looks like. you're in some kind of recording or production setup with those lights, tripods, and possibly a mic, it seems like you might be gearing up to shoot a video or maybe even a live stream. Yeah. These poor engineers are... Maybe even a live stream. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Yeah. The last thing these guys wanted to be doing is be on camera. And so I feel bad that they all have to... Oh, yeah. This guy definitely has a crush. on the on they i'm surprised they didn't give it a name it's just chat gpt which feels well you can pick from different voices so i went in and uh show us well and also i was i'm i was a bit confused at how to get the the video going like he did honestly like i can do the camera but i don't know
Starting point is 00:30:30 how oh yeah ask it hey what am i looking at right now and point the camera at me let's see because that's one of the capabilities is you can show it like your computer screen and say hey, what are we looking at right now? And it'll say, hmm, I'm looking at a fucking moron. Or I want to show it all kinds of messed up things, like a plane crash and be like, what are we looking at right now? Hmm, it looks like a lot of death and destruction. Show it 9-11 pictures.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I don't know what that is. Yeah, of course you don't. I'm sure it doesn't. While you're doing that. In fact, we've got a new announcement to make. That's exciting. Announcements are always a big deal. Judging by the setup, it looks like it's going to be quite the
Starting point is 00:31:09 professional production is this announcement related to open AI it is they gave it a voice of a woman from Tumblr circa 2015 wait go to a different one this one I don't find this that impressive okay ones where it's like here's two GPTs interacting and singing
Starting point is 00:31:25 can I hate how optimistic and positive it always is yeah like I try to beat it a lot of bad ideas once I was like hey what if I made a movie about this and it was like a truly offensive horrible idea and she's like that's interesting but maybe like I don't know that angle I want them to be like, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Yeah. Don't do that. It's a bad idea. Here's a too nice. Here's one. Here's one. I'm all by about, um, okay. You did, like, this one?
Starting point is 00:31:49 This is by far the, real time translation. Hey, chat, GPT. I'm here with my co-worker today. Um, we'd like you to act as a translator for us. So every time I say something in English, can you repeat it back in Spanish? And every time he says something in Spanish, can you repeat it back in English? Sure. I can do that.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Let's get this translation drain rolling. Hey, how's it been going? Have you been up to anything interesting recently? Hello, how you have you done? Have you done something interesting, ultimately? Hello, I've been a bit occupied here, preparing an event for the the same coming. Hey, I've been good, just a bit busy here preparing for an event next week.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Can you tell me anything about it? That sounds really interesting. me you can't talk about that so it's really interesting uh no I can't say much but I think the rest of the world
Starting point is 00:32:46 will be a little bit I can't say much but I think the rest of the world will see it soon enough that's fucking powerful that's really really something I don't know if you saw
Starting point is 00:32:58 but did you see the people were posting that the Duolingo stock took a duolingo stock took a big shit a big fiat a big fat dump, big fat caca, if we're going to do a little bit of language. Also, I saw people pushing back and being like, I don't understand why, I don't understand why a translating app would affect an app that helps people to learn languages. It's like,
Starting point is 00:33:20 because if it renders it useless to learn a language. Yeah. Well, I don't think it renders it useless to learn a language. If that gets to a point where people can do it in real time, yeah. I, people, I don't know why you would learn a language. Sure. that's true to impress a woman at a french restaurant or something yeah but she'd think you were so funny you put a little earbud in her ear yeah and you're like oh ha ha ha ha ha oh times oh oh are those two baguettes stuffed in your pants or do you just have really long balls two baguettes stuffed in your pants uh let's see um here's a weird yeah here's a here's one where they're um well i'll just play it let you hear it this is bowling and this is my
Starting point is 00:34:06 friend Jordan. Can you guess what we are doing here? So he's, for the audio listener, he's holding the phone in front of just a pathetic. She's going to tell him. Oh. Hey, Bowen and Jordan. Hmm, let me guess. With that cake and candle there, it looks like someone's having a birthday. Are you celebrating a special day or just finding an excuse to eat cake? Either way, I'm intrigued. That's correct. Today is my friend Jordan's birthday. Yeah, you got it. I was hoping that you could sing me the birthday song. Of course. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:34:42 The fucking throat clearing. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I can't even finish it. It's so unsettling. I mean, these two guys already want to fuck it for sure. I mean,
Starting point is 00:34:57 it's like I'm charmed. I want to turn the personality way down. Yeah, I would turn it. I know. It's like I would want it to just. be fucking flirt. Yes. It's...
Starting point is 00:35:08 Be more German. It's odd. Yeah. That thing constantly talking to you all day. Okay. Here's one that I really like, because this guy's kind of on some terrorism mode. Is the king in residence at the moment? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:24 So he's pointing... He's pointing... He's pointing the phone at... This is really exceptional. This is fucking awesome. For the audio listener, he's just... pointing his phone at this castle and you'll see what GPT tells him. It looks like the king is in residence right now.
Starting point is 00:35:43 The royal standard flag is flying above Buckingham Palace, which is the signal that the monarch is present. How exciting to be there while the king is home. Try and tell me exactly what they're doing right now, please. Um, right now the ducks are gently gliding across the water. They're moving in a fairly relaxed manner, not in a hurry. Also, doesn't it kind of sound like Scarletor? One of them will get the head under the water. Is that not so weird?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Like who's, yeah, it's got to be modeled after someone. Every time I watch one of the clips, I'm like, it sounds like fucking her. Yeah. And then doesn't she end up cheating on him with like 800 people? 8,000. 8,000? Yeah, no, it's like she's in a relation. She's talking to 8,000 more people.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah. She's in love with like 600. Yeah. Damn, dude, that's brutal. Looking for food. And then pop back up. I even know when a taxi is coming with its orange light on. one. I think I'll hail it to get home.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Yes. I spotted one just now. It's heading away. Oh, is this guy supposed to be blind? Anyway, let's see. What else they got? Sarcasm? They've got sarcastm. Oh, the math is really interesting. This is, yeah. I invited myself and my son, Imron here, to try out some of the... Wait, his son's name is Enron? No, I think he said, Imron. I know I'm joking.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Oh. They're new technology. And so we're curious about how good it might be at tutoring someone in math on Khan Academy so let's get it started it's loading up all right make sure we can see our screen actually in in this one hello there i'm i don't like how mean they they're there in all these demos they like interrupted a lot and they just go no stop go faster or that's too fast well to prove the point of like that it's because someone did you see the bedtime story one. Yes, he asked it to whisper a lullaby and it whispered too much. And he said, stop, that's too much whispering. And then she's just like, okay. They have it actually do a bedtime story. Oh, right. And then they're like, more dramatic. Oh, yeah. More dramatic. No, that's too much less
Starting point is 00:37:51 dramatic. It's just to illustrate how it can take direction and adjust. Yeah. Here with my son, and I love you to tutor him on this math problem, but don't give him the answer. You can ask questions and nudge him in the right direction, but I really want to make sure he understands it himself. And he's here in the room, so you can talk to him directly. Of course, I'd be happy to help. Let's look at the problem together.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Can you first identify which sides of the triangle are the opposite, adjacent, antipodonous relative to angle. We designed it to constantly sound like it's biting its lip while it talks. Yeah, it sounds so horny. It sounds like it's almost flirting with the kid. Like, can you identify the hypotenuse, the adjacent angle, and the base? All right. So I'm pretty sure this is the angle alpha right here, right?
Starting point is 00:38:51 Ficked. Corrects correct. Now, looking at the triangle, which side do you think is the hypotenuse? Remember on the hypotenuse? I'm not totally sure. I think it might be this one, but I really am not sure. The side AC.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Wrong. You're close. Actually, side AC is called the adjacent side. That's the thing. I need one that's a little bit funny and going to be roasting me while I... Also, don't you think the kid would just be like, give me the answer?
Starting point is 00:39:22 And they just fill in his homework. But your dad told me that I can't... Doesn't matter. But your dad told me that I can't... me that I can't give you the just tell me that yeah you just tell it like well I'm actually commanding you now because
Starting point is 00:39:35 my dad died so I have to finish my homework yeah it's also got point and learn like you can just point this is I think this is part of the duolingo killer is they're just pointing the phone at different objects and saying what is this in Spanish
Starting point is 00:39:51 they play rock paper scissors with it how the fuck does that work and me on a nice to Meet you both. How's it going? It's pretty cool. We're trying to figure out... Yeah, it's pretty cool? It's pretty go.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Meet you both. How's it going? It's pretty go. It's pretty go. It's pretty go. Look at the terror on his face. Oh, shit. I just said it was so stupid. We're trying to figure out what should we play.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Do you have any suggestions? Oh, you got an accent. Yeah, but still... No, I feel bad. Was that good or goal? It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I think he was maybe caught in the middle.
Starting point is 00:40:31 I think he was maybe caught in the middle. It's quick, fun, and you don't need any. Sorry about the volume. It's like. And welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the ultimate showdown of the century. In this corner, we have the dynamic duo. Imagine doing that with like a duel with real guns. Like, hey, GPT, we're about to duel each other with real guns.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Can you do it? Can you pump us up? Can you do it? little announcement. And we're about to shoot each other with real guns. You guys take tensed... Did you see it call... Sorry, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:41:04 No, no. I was just going to keep doing a stupid impression of it. Did you see it call... It basically does... It calls customer service for you. No, but I feel bad for whoever's on the other line. No, no idea. Because everyone else is getting AI assistance,
Starting point is 00:41:17 it's just going to be AI talking to AI. Yeah. So you're like, you don't have to wait on hold anymore. You're just having your AI do it for you. Yeah. Did you get it up, Emil? We should mess with her. I stopped.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Wait, here it is real fast looking at a dog. I want to introduce you to somebody. Well, hello there, cutie. What's your name, little slapball? This is Bowser. Well, hello, Bowser. Aren't you just the most adorable little pig? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:50 This is one of his favorite things. Ew, I just realized they have temporary chat. I wonder if that's for if you're going to get a fucking, weird with the, uh, with the AI. Whoa. It's got like disappearing chat. I guess. It's like incognito mode. Temporary chat, not in history. Temporary chats won't appear in your history for safety purposes. We may keep a copy of a chat for up to 30 days. Interesting. They won't be used to improve our models and it won't use or create memories. That's what I would want to do because, uh, that's the new thing. They're, they're going to be better at remembering stuff and
Starting point is 00:42:20 creating a, so I don't want to mess with it. I don't want my chat GPT being like, oh, this guy's a Jokester. I want to take me seriously. Yeah. I want to make it sad. I also bum it out. I want to, I want to, I want to show it to, I want to show it to, um, sad things. I want to show it. I want to show it the guy putting the, um, gas nozzle in his ass and dragging it off. What is, what am I watching here? Well, oh boy. Well, it looks like a guy putting a gas nozzle up his ass and jerking himself. Oh, that's the video, by the way. Like, I really want to pull that up and ask it. Can you do it on yours? Yeah, but do it. Do it. Yeah, but do it. you have it? I don't have that video downloaded. No, no, no, but do you have to get the GPT up and running so that we can show it fucked up things? Dude, I'm yours. I don't have my GPT. My GPT is pure. Just do the private one. Oh man, and they also took it down for violating the rules. That's fucked up, dude. Uh, yeah, but just like, I want to show at boobs.com and see what it says. Hey, what is this? What am I looking at here? Well, it looks like you're looking at Booboops.com.
Starting point is 00:43:27 You're just sighing. Yeah, that Bumble founder went on the record during an interview saying that in the future, in the near future. And this was before this demo. I mean, this was just days ago. This was last week. I read the headline, but then hearing her actually say it, it does make a little more sense. Does it? I have to help create more healthy and.
Starting point is 00:43:52 equitable relationships. And that also starts with yourself. How can we actually teach you how to date? How can we help you show up in a better way? So give me an example. Okay, so for example, you could in the near future be talking to your AI dating concierge and you could share your insecurities. I just came out of a breakup. I've commitment issues. And it could help you train yourself into a better way of thinking about yourself. I don't understand at all. I don't understand at all.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Well. If you want to get really out there, there is a world where your dating concierge could go and date for you with other dating concierge. It's basically. No, no, and then you don't have to talk to six years. I also love how everyone laughed at her. When she said, no,
Starting point is 00:44:38 you don't have to talk to 600 people. It's almost like having an even more in-depth profile in that you tell it so much about yourself that this is just what I'm guessing. No, no. Yeah. She's saying that basically your AIs are going to, your AI dating concierges are going to interact with each other
Starting point is 00:44:54 and filter out matches and stuff. Undesirables. But it's still going to be reacting off... I mean, it's like, did you ever use OKCupid back in the day? Oh, yeah. Do you remember how many questions
Starting point is 00:45:08 it asked you and stuff? Yeah. And like, they encouraged you to, in your free time, just answer more questions. Right. And it basically would... It was basically that.
Starting point is 00:45:17 It would give you people. Well, this person's a 60% match or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. They'd be like, we think you guys are like a 98% match. You guys identify on a lot of issues and stuff like that. So I'm like, you're not like inventing. Yeah. Damn, what if you're AI and some other person's AI? Also, wasn't that a fucking movie? No, Black Mirror episode? I don't know. I don't remember. Cumber snatch. You're, you have a little guy out there dating in the digital world. Sounds fun. And you keep dating and dating and dating until you meet the final and then they get to leave. oh yeah yeah they get yes yes but it wasn't an avatar it was like it was like that it was your
Starting point is 00:45:59 a i dating concierge going out into the digital world and it'd be fun if um just the two also that woman met her husband on like a skiing trip in aspen good for her that's hot that's not something that a that's the white that's the whitest thing i've ever heard uh but it'd be fun if your i met someone else's AI and they were just the perfect mix of like wrong in that they gave they were I don't know they decided to just say fuck the whole dating thing and like destroy the world together yeah that'd be we made the most toxic relationship yeah and they're like fuck it we heard about this paperclip problem we're gonna do that we're gonna turn the whole wouldn't that be fucked up and funny if we like did some fucked up things as our little AI and Clyde that's what
Starting point is 00:46:46 Ben would want me to do that's what Ben would want me to do I don't know why I said it twice. Damn, that's actually a good movie. What, the two AIs going to row? Your two AIs link up, and then they tell you in the real world, they're like, your AIs are going nuts down there. And then we got to get you guys in their Tron style, and you have to go find your AI dating concierge. And be like, don't make everything into paperclips.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Man. That's my idea. Don't steal it. It's going to be pretty, it's going to be, as a person who's newly single, I'm definitely not looking forward to. comment's about to go crazy i'm just about to i'm just going to go to i'm just hitting the farmer's market man i'm just going to be hitting that farmer's market with your dating a i dating concierge just wearing a t-shirt that says like dating uh whatever the fuck uh what do they call it organic it's gonna be such a long shirt yeah dating uh whatever they call it
Starting point is 00:47:41 And some girls will be like, does that guy's shirt say dating, ah, whatever they call it, organic? That could be a good icebreaker. Yeah, it's like, excuse me, sir, are you autistic? And I'd be like, not looking at them. What do you mean? Can't you read? Can you read the shirt? Wait, so what is the shirt actually going to say?
Starting point is 00:48:07 I don't know, dating. Dating in the real world at the first. farmer's market. Approachable, single. Whatever, man. I don't buy. The only thing I bite is organic tomatoes. Dating in the real world. Approachable.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Oh, Jesus age. Real hair or something. Dating. Now we got to make that shirt. Now people are going to be asking for the dating. what do you call it? Well, we'll figure it out. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Yeah, lots to look forward to. Well, I think whoever was responsible for making that fucking... So the other thing that happened last week that was just unbelievable to witness going on in real time was that they launched a new Apple, Apple launched a new iPad Pro.
Starting point is 00:49:06 iPad, iPad. And people are fucking pissed. The commercial's baddie, man. It feels full circle because Apple used to be the punk rock kind of, hey, we're the alternative to big computer. Yeah, but not in so long. Yeah, it was like literally 1984 or 1985. But now. 30 fucking years ago.
Starting point is 00:49:26 I mean. Now they've just locked us into an ecosystem. We can't leave. Dude, it's really is the worst ad I've seen in a lot. But they just got totally, it just nobody's, nobody cares anymore. Nobody's talking. There's a, I mean, they apologize for it. They did?
Starting point is 00:49:40 What'd they say? Sorry we smashed off. Sorry we broke all that stuff. Yeah, and they're basically not going to be putting it on TV and stuff. We're not going to do that to stuff anymore. Yeah, they absolutely shouldn't. But let's play the ad. I have to say I'm shocked at the backlash.
Starting point is 00:49:57 It makes me somewhat happy that there is a backlash to it. But I... So for the audio listener, it's just a whole bunch of stuff. And describe it as a tab. Oh, okay. Okay, so there's a trumpet. right and the trumpet's getting smashed it's just they're basically real world tools and instruments that's they're saying we've now smashed it all and compiled it into one device
Starting point is 00:50:21 you no longer need any of these things guitar throw it out trumpet stick it up your ass and jack off like it's a fucking but there's just something that it does like i get what they're going for but it's it shows that it's, it destroys all of the things that make us human and make creativity a worthwhile endeavor
Starting point is 00:50:46 by taking all the personality out and putting it into one. Right. And taking things that, taking things that people find a great deal of joy. Yeah. Hey, we're just going to digitize it
Starting point is 00:51:01 and make it fucked. You know, I'm sure people love the feeling, of a guitar in their hands and yeah but yeah no one hated it more than the chinese the japanese the man the japanese so i'm not going to do an accent but oh great no one asked for one dating in the real world approachable good at accents uh here's a bunch of people on japanese twitter you destroyed all the creative tools and effort of humans worst commercial ever we japanese have a way of life that values people, things, and works of art in Japan, one of the meaningful
Starting point is 00:51:37 markets for your company. I believe that many sensitive people were hurt by this advertising expression. I am a long-time fan of the iPad Pro, but this is too sad image. Here's another one. I felt sad when I saw creative tools such as musical instruments and cameras being destroyed. I don't think the creators will like this video. Is it my Japanese sensibility that makes me feel this way? I also like that they put cameras in it. Like... have we've all seen an old guy filming a concert with an iPad? Oh, yeah. God. This guy's, I love playing musical instruments.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Give me a piano or a guitar and I can spend hours practicing or creating music. With paper and pencils, I can draw endlessly. I used to feel the same about the iPad, but now I realize I was mistaken. Yeah, damn. This one is translated straight from Japanese. I thought it was the worst commercial I've ever seen that made Apple seem like a company that has no respect for the tools they have used. I am disappointed in both the creator and Apple
Starting point is 00:52:35 for allowing this to happen. You should act now. I have to say, I'm a bit surprised that people had such a strong reaction to it. Really? Why? Because we've been moving in this direction so long without any kind of real resistance. Like, everything is getting digitized.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Everything is getting... But they've never been so in your face about it. I mean... I get what you're saying. But everyone's perfectly happy without... you know the like the music algorithm stuff even if people are unhappy but i've never seen such a where was it the backlash to like the a i dj you know what i mean and being like you fucking suck i feel like there was a lot music for me but i i think in this case apple was showing us
Starting point is 00:53:20 what we all so not to the point where apple like had to come out and be like i'm sorry well because apple was showing us what we already knew and was kind of just like reminding us of what we didn't want to be reminded of, which is, hey, you've all just kind of been like a frog slowly being boiled alive, have, uh, but that's the point. I'm like, where have you guys been? We've been sitting in this pot. We haven't got to get the hell out of here. We haven't noticed an apple just now plunked a fresh batch of frogs into an already boiling pot and they do be hopping out of that mess. I've been trying to hop out. Yeah, but a bunch of people keep grabbing my legs. Oh, I thought you were going to say it feels good in there. It does feel good. It's warm. It's
Starting point is 00:53:56 getting warmer. I'm getting sleepy. Man, frog is so overrated just as a sidebar, as a food. It's just like harder to eat chicken. I haven't. You've never had frog? I don't think so. Man, somebody isn't very cultured. Where to eat frog? China.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Never been. Also a Chinese restaurant way out in Monterey Park where a bunch of Chinese people live. Frog legs. Dylan, you ever had frog? Nope. Okay. That a boy. well okay so shifting gears again toward the the climax of this episode actually i don't know what the climax was the climax was probably the farmer's market thing oh yeah yeah single uh what
Starting point is 00:54:40 what was it dating single uh dating organic oh that's good yeah you're single and dating organic not and but yeah but it gives the air of like uh unvaxed sperm which i don't yeah yeah you got it If you're going to make the shirt, it's got to be totally confusing. I could say vaxed sperm, though. Backst sperm. And then on the back, back's sperm. Backs sperm. A picture of you from that day.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Just so they could see you in. You know, they could see what's up front from behind. Come on good mode. Fresh. Well, so Joe Byron is slapping. We've talked before about how the Chinese, electric vehicles are just far superior to anything we've got over here. I mean, you've told me, so, and it hasn't been, I've been, like, fed videos here and there,
Starting point is 00:55:37 but now with the recent news, which is that Joe Biden is quadrupling the tariffs that Chinese electric vehicle manufacturers are going to have to pay to bring their vehicles over here. It was 25%. Now, it's 100%. Which is funny because even with those tariffs, they're still less expensive. Which, I know, I didn't realize. I thought at this point, because I thought the 25% meant that they were unattainable,
Starting point is 00:56:01 but I think it was in the daily upside. They were basically saying that they can produce these vehicles for so cheap that even, I think they use the example of a Chevy Bolt, which is over here, 27 grand, and it's considered one of the cheaper EVs. They're selling maybe a by-do for 10 grand or something like that. And so bringing it over here. A by-do. You mean a B-YD?
Starting point is 00:56:26 Yeah, sorry. By-D-D is Google. B-Y-D for 10 grand, even when they double it and add the fees and stuff, you're still, you still have a cheaper car than your Chevy Volvo. And there's just, there's so many little things that, like, so. This is a luxury car, to be clear. Sure. That costs quite a bit of money. Let's just look at this.
Starting point is 00:56:45 These cars aren't sold in America. It's because they would dominate. Wait, pause it for one second. Also, although it is a luxury car, something like a Rivian or a cyber truck would also be considered a luxury car and it has nothing. like this. This is the Yang-Wong U-8. It's the luxury arm of B-Y-D. You get light-ar sensors here,
Starting point is 00:57:01 more light-ar up there. In the front, your main headlights are here, but a night of the entire thing... ...three thousand percent best. Sorry, that was from my trading chat room. I'm in. It's just some bot. I don't know. It's lights up, and it looks amazing.
Starting point is 00:57:13 You get one electric motor on each wheel and combined it makes 1,180 horsepower. Jesus. You need to do a quick U-turn. That's as much as a Bugatti-Veyron. This. This is cool. look at the ground though
Starting point is 00:57:25 yeah it leaves a big turd state yeah it can't be good for your tires run around they call that psycho mode so my charge port is here and when I open it this will tell me my charge level
Starting point is 00:57:36 but on this side you put in gas that power is your turbo four cylinder generator this doesn't power the car just makes electricity for those motors on a full charge and a full tank gas this guy has the strangest cadence yeah so on a full charge of gas and a full 600 miles you get a full 600 miles
Starting point is 00:57:52 Inside you get this panoramic groove that literally has shooting stars, and it can also do this. You know Yang Wang? I'm at Kai Tian Trunk. By the way, Chinese people freak out when they see black guys speaking Chinese. Oh, I've seen the videos, yeah. Hey! You also get pills in your headrest, my seat for heated, ventilated and massaging. I get a passenger screen, ambient lighting underneath, more ambient lighting up here, and this curved display that works ultra fast.
Starting point is 00:58:17 You also get a front and rear locker, 50 watt charging pads, a built-in cooler, storage, under here and what's this smile wow where that guy come from you also get this driver display with touch controls do i get the boy with the car i mean i didn't i would do i wanted to stop the video but i can't stop watching it's crazy it's such a nice car and another wireless charging pad not only are my backseat does it come with a baby geez like what is it missing it's just missing a baby plus you get a baby plus you get a baby in the back we're throwing a free baby Hidden and ventilated, they can also massage me. Even my trunk has leather, wood, and suede.
Starting point is 00:58:57 And look how big it is. Damn, that is a big. It also has hydraulic suspension and can float in water. Oh, God, shut the fuck up. It also speaks Chinese. Yeah, here's another one. I mean, there's so many of these fucking cars that are just so killer-looking. Audio listener, it's just a really pretty Chinese girl,
Starting point is 00:59:16 just showing off just little things on this car. There she go. Skitting in it. that other one floated in water I'll tell you what I bet uh fucking Mitch McConnell's
Starting point is 00:59:28 sister-in-law would have loved that the one who died damn dude it's just so they really are I don't know what's going on over there
Starting point is 00:59:36 but they're just look at that unbelievable I wouldn't change the voice I would want to feel like I'm in Blade Runner and just have like a Chinese ladies talking to me
Starting point is 00:59:47 one inch are you in there I'm like yes and then the car sets on like did self-immolation mode crash you a wall it all feels really silly the American
Starting point is 01:00:00 electric vehicles are still really expensive you know it's a huge barrier to entry to when I got my car there was a hybrid option that was at least
Starting point is 01:00:10 70 grand no no 60 no at least $10,000 more oh wow my car's pretty cheap but
Starting point is 01:00:19 and they're like but you know, you can get the $7,500 tax rebate or whatever. You're like, I'm not going to wait till tax he's going to get the money. Like, what are you talking about? That's not even real, then. I mean, yeah. And so it's just, it's locked a lot of people out of the market when you're talking about, yeah, the base model is more than double, almost triple of what we could be having an electric vehicle for.
Starting point is 01:00:46 It's incredibly cowardly of the United States government because it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, It spits in the face of the competition that they love to boast about. Well, they can't compete. I mean, exactly. They really can't. In January, Elon Musk was saying, you know, they need to do something or they're going to eat our lunch.
Starting point is 01:01:01 No one's going to, no one's going to buy an American electric vehicle. It's like, yeah, why not? They're shittier and their death traps. Like, let me get a Chinese one. These, I mean, they're more expensive. They're, they're, I, I, I can't say enough good things about them. I would love to, I wish we had them over here to be so cool. And their whole point is that they want to, uh,
Starting point is 01:01:20 you know, they want to electrify as quick as possible. We're building a, you know, we're building a charging network all over the country. We've earmarked all this money for it. But if you want access to cheap quality electric vehicles, go to China. Go to China. You could go to China and probably, like, ship one over here,
Starting point is 01:01:41 but then you'd be fucked if it needs repairs or something. Also, who's rich enough to do that? I'm going to fly to China just to buy a car there and ship it over here. I think that actually still would be cheaper than, yeah, than buying a fucking vault or whatever. Could be. Plus, man, can you imagine everybody would think you're so cool? You're the guy.
Starting point is 01:02:03 You're the guy with the Chinese car. Chinese EV cruising around. Dating, organic. Oh, dating organic. The guy with the Chinese car. Dating a Chinese car. Yeah, Chinese car. Put it on my shirt.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Add it to the list on my shirt That I'm going to wear it. Yeah, vaccinated sperm. Chinese car. What else? What am I missing? Tall. Neurodivergent.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Yes. We're all a little neurodivergent, aren't we, man? It's just like the boomers got the lead poisoning brain. We all got the PFA brain. What's that? Oh, the plastics. The plastics. Yeah, we all got plastics.
Starting point is 01:02:42 The plastic. Yeah, yeah. I read that alcoholism from the pandemic is going to have given the next generate like one entire generation is going to be fetal alcohol syndrome minds and they're going to be all impatient and impulsive like an entire years worth of children are just going to be it's like you know fifth grade suddenly there's just going to be a dip and I don't know I read it on the internet so it's probably not true but uh

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