The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 61: The BASED Trump and Elon Interview

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

The two smartest men in the world got together and figured everything out. Not only was it a great conversation, but their voices are also just so soothing to listen to. We're talking about all their best points, and of course -- the epic memes!! PLUS, we've got the Costco crackdown, the Redfin CEO talking about drinking his own piss, and so much more. What a great week here at the Ben & Emil Show. Leave a comment to be featured as the comment of the week next week! And also, like this video, please! Thank you! Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show! :) __ MANDO: Our sponsors this week include MANDO! Control body odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter park (that's over 40% off) with promo code BAES at https://shopmando.com ! MOOMOO: Click this link https://j.moomoo.com/BAES to get up to 15 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 5.1% APY on uninvested cash + an additional 3% APY Coupon for 3 months for new users!! Terms & Conditions Apply. 5.1% APY as of 11/3/23 and subject to change. More info at https://www.moomoo.com/us/support/topic4_410 Options trading is risky and not appropriate for everyone. Read the Options Disclosure Document before trading. http://j.us.moomoo.com/00xBBz __ Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa TIMESTAMPS: 00:00-8:45 Intro, comment of the week, earthquake, Brazil plane crash 8:45 Crowd sizes, undecided voters, white power, angry Truthers 18:40 Elites, the DDOS attack, censoring Trump 27:00 John Tester's fat stomach, ramblin' Trump, BLOOD, Beliebers 33:50 Assassination talk, Earth immigrants, inflation 39:00 Emil's accident, nuclear warming, fear, NPCs 53:00 Linda Yaccarino, advertisers, Redfin CEO, Costco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When the Rizzler, when they have to let him out of his cage. Who is that kid? Who is the Rizler? Dude, they keep him in a cage. Who is the Rizler? His name is Discover Christian Joseph. He's a 4 to 120-pound football player known as the Rizzler. That whole family is setting Italian-Americans back 50 years, and it's driving me nuts.

No, man, I don't say that. That's all we got. We used to have movie stars, you know, we used to mean something. You still got Robert Dinerow, an alpac. They're washed up. They're having kids at 80 years old. They're not helping us either. They're solving the population crash.

They're being weird. I'm working downtown with baby to me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on. So listen to love to bed in me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's gone on. And we're back.

on the new set we well i know it's not new wow we're coming at you live from phil's house phil's house we want to do that he's why not he's got all the gadgets phil said we can say it's his house where are we we're at phil's house we're somewhere in the foothills of los angeles house we both got divorced and phil's letting us stay with him that's right and uh he's letting us use all his cool gadgets and gizmos because uh being divorced is stressful and it's important self-care is important You do sound different. Something is going on with your voice. You sound clearer.

You don't sound easily is what it is. It sounds like you've got the day after a... How does this sound when I start really letting... Folks, for the audio listener, he is massaging his pecks with his theragon. Also, I apologize if we're... That's the nice thing about Phil's house. If we're a little reverby, you're just going to have to suck it up and enjoy it. Pretend that we're in a...

Pretend that we're in a, I don't know, a Catholic church. Okay, so we got a great episode for you this week. We're going to be talking all about lots of things. Our two favorite boys got together. And they did a little podcast of their own, basically. They really did do basically a podcast. Yeah, Trump and Elon Musk did a podcast, and we listened to it so that you don't have to. And we're going to be filling you in on all the goodies of it.

And then we're going to talk a little bit about... We also got to talk about Elon's fight with advertisers. Yes. There was an earthquake here in Los Angeles. Oh, my God. We got some other stuff, so stay tuned. Let's get right into the comments of the week, shall we? Yeah, let's do it.

Do this one first. I want to save my favorite one. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so this first one from YouTube, it comes from Ivan Rampy. and he says, is Emil's head getting larger by the episode or Ben's just getting smaller? Who knows? It's a great question.

I did not know that mine was even capable. This is my favorite one. This one also comes, I hate to, you know, I'm sorry for just the average Joe YouTube loser. I keep bringing up these paywalled Ben and Emile show user comments, but they're kind of crushing it over there on the platform. Yeah, this comes from Donald Whomp. Read it.

Hell yeah, R slash poo and R slash no poo back for another week. That has layers to it. It's a really good one. Yeah. For my mom, R slash. Yeah, if you don't get it. If you don't get it, I'm not going to try to explain it. But if you do get it, it's really good.

If you do get it, I'm upvoting you. I'm giving you karma or whatever the fuck. And that's a big salute to all the soldiers in the Ben and Emile show app. Yeah, yeah, all the a million, what do they call you? A millionaire. No, no, no, but there's like a military word that they use. The emilitary? Oh, that's pretty good.

I don't know. That's pretty good. I'm in the emilitary. Wow, man, there are so many puns you can do with our names. It's kind of insane. Okay, so we got that. You know, maybe we should talk about the earthquake real fast because here in Los Angeles, we just had a pretty big one.

It was a 4.7, 4.4, I think, and I think it was either in like Highland Park, El Serino, Pasadena area. Yeah, and it shook, it shook us. I was eating a go macro bar, and then I got under my desk while still eating. I just went, oh, my God. And I just sat under there just on my butt. I didn't secure myself. I just kept eating the bar, just like, well, is this going to get worse?

Yeah, it lasted quite a while. It felt like a car drove into my house. And then, yeah, you just have so much time to think. And I had grabbed Kev, and I was like, should we just get into the, dog should we get under the bed was he scared he was like what the hell's going on he was like damn this interrupted my tennis ball catching

he was sneezing on the couch and then all of a sudden he was like what is happening he does snooose uh he's a big snooze guy he does snooze yeah dips stuff that's cool and uh yeah it's weird when you have time to think and your brain just runs through it you know and you're like how am i going to get sarah how am i going to get

uh you know we said we were supposed to do the go bags we never did the go bags we didn't buy the extra water we didn't buy the and then i'll sudden it stops and you're like we don't need go bags i i have i have plenty of supplies i'm prepared and if you are going to try to come maraud and take my shit i'll kill you what are you going to kill me with you got any weapons not you well i'd let you in because we need we need to stick together oh okay okay but so i'm a little nervous actually for japan because japan just had a big earthquake and they put out a pretty substantial warning to the residents of japan

that they should prepare for potentially an even bigger one coming because all these other earthquakes could be a precursor to a big one much how like the Fukushima one. I guess back then there were some substantial earthquakes that were like a precursor to that, the big tsunami one. Just something to think about. So if you're out there in Japan, be careful. Dude, there's a, everyone should watch it.

It's like a documentary from, was it 2011 when they had the big? Yes. Earthquake? Yeah. They have so much footage of people just inside office buildings and apartments and stuff. It's so scary. It is very scary. Just fully. And then everybody also, listen, I love when everybody sends me stuff, but you got to realize

if you are sending me something that's a day old, I guarantee you, I've already seen it. No, see, don't send it. I guarantee you, I have already seen it. Like the Brazil plane crash is what I'm talking about. No, but if they operate on that, it's like when a member of the lady in the courtyard, she was getting like hacked to death or something and all the neighbors are listening to her screams and they're going, well, surely someone else will call the cops. And so no one called the cops.

So you've got to send Ben. It's actually your duty. If you never send Ben things. Ben, I'm never going to know. Yeah. But so everyone send it. You see a plane related thing. you see a neurodivergence thing you see a toilet something toilet related send it to ben i i really

have nothing to say other than it's terrifying i mean that one it's like people were like are they going to talk about it and it's just like what is there to say it's awful truly yeah yeah the investigation is ongoing they have no idea what happened uh it went into a flat spin it just crashed on its belly and yeah i those poor people i can't imagine being in a plane just falling like that i'd rather be in a plane that's at least going forward while it's crashing instead of just straight dropping terrible roller coaster yeah well anyway this is uh my anxiety is kind of like through the roof right now just uh earthquakes planes it's okay buddy we'll talk about we'll talk about other stuff. Also, let me know if I sound nasly or not nasly. You don't sound

nasly. You sound like you just got over being sick and you sound clear. Like that extra clear, you know? For you, it sounds like my entire life I've been sick and today I finally got over. You sound tired, I guess. But which one is it? I don't know. I don't know, man. Don't cast like you. I don't know. I sound tired. Anyway, so Donald Trump, one of the world's biggest, most renowned dipshits talked to another famously dipshitty person. They talked on Twitter, and it was exactly, well, kind of what you think it is. But first, he's been deteriorating even more than usual, and he's got this, he's always had an obsession with crowd sizes, but even more so recently, he's got this obsession

with crowd sizes. And he's been attacking Kamala Harris' crowds as being AI generated. Yeah. Which is just on it, it's just fake. So in fact, there was someone who took to Twitter and said, if you were at Kamala's Detroit rally, I invite you to reply or quote tweet this tweet with your pictures from it

because there were all these allegations that it was AI generated. And lo and behold, I mean, it's 100% real because they weren't faking the crowd sizes. um this person uh big banana vermont there you go hey well how do we know that's not a i though does that's fair i i i don't know that it's not a i um you can kind of say it for everything yeah you really it's a pretty good catch-all before it was before it was you'd have to say well they paid all those people to be there yeah they're either you know they're getting a paycheck from the campaign to come fill the stadium now you can just say it's all a i i baby hey gang we got to take a quick break here uh to thank one of our sponsors it's mando and

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doing the paid actor thing which is also fucking asinine because I guarantee that that person who screenshoted that just made that Craigslist ad it's so easy to manufacture this shit but it really is fun watching all of this kind of shit just backfire these days it it's wild because for so many years they could get away with saying these outlandish easily disprovable things. Oh, they're still getting away with it. Yeah, but they're not getting away with it to the extent where it feels like it's actually making its way

into affecting the narrative. I think it is. I mean, that's... It doesn't to me. It feels like this time they're only fully in their echo chamber and it's not having any kind of substantial, measurable effect on anything or anyone. Yeah, but I just feel like this, at this point,

everyone's, who is deciding? between these two candidates who is being affected by any of this. So it's just like emboldening everybody. I don't think, I don't know. I mean, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe people are going to be convinced one way or the other in the coming months, but I feel like people have made up there. I always get so confused when they're like, we're talking,

we're out here talking to undecided voters. Yeah. Good point. How are you still? If you were undecided out there, I don't want to know. I want to talk to you. I don't care which way you're voting. But just at this point, what are you waiting for?

Yeah, what more do you need to know? Also, I would go either way. Did these people understand the responsibility and the gravity of what falls upon their shoulders, living in a swing state, in a swing county? Like, they really, every vote counts, sure, but their vote. counts like times 100 for sure these people who are these people but they yeah they count anyway trump's also back on twitter that's a big deal he hasn't posted on there in ages and then all his dipshit uh followers were making a big stink about it and they're a bunch of his a bunch of his

diehards are wow it's it's affecting me i just did the trump hand thing you did the white power thing i did the white power thing yeah you you got it clip this out of context white power folks that you are going to have a oh man that's going to be great yeah white power yeah of course i believe in white power sure um oh god i've got the text to prove it yeah oh sure but they're all upset that he went back and ditched well he didn't ditch truth social but he um because presumably he's going to still post on there but they're upset at him for going over there but then also nick fuentes wait they're upset that he

went back on twitter yeah why it's only stands to help him i mean i think it's a he's been campaigning less and i think he's kind of maybe in panic mode with the with the polls and stuff i think he was going to have a very easy time beating joe biden and he was probably looking looking forward to beating joe biden in november so he's kind of like fuck this is way different now i look old and weird and and crazy wow yeah uh do you think he's aware that he looks old and weird and crazy those around him it's hard to tell yeah yeah It's hard to tell because he's so, he's so self-congratulatory. And I don't think he'll, you know, it's like with the calling the crowds, AI and everything,

he can never concede any single thing. So I don't, I'm sure deep down, he's like, this is not great. But, but yeah, he's got to get back on Twitter and, like, being part of the conversation again. Yeah, it can only help him. It also is funny to point out that someone who is the poster child for the right wing and the future of the party, whatever, who's one of their main tenets is railing against victim, victimization and victim culture that they see on the left. Trump is the biggest victim ever. He's like the biggest modern victim. He is constantly victimizing himself.

Yes, not actually a victim, but victimizing himself. He's the biggest fucking... Everybody's like, oh, liberals are such a crime baby victim. His whole thing is, I am a victim. They treated me very unfairly. Constantly. Every interview he does, he's like,

I don't like your tone, the way you're talking to him. Yeah, geez. But then, oh, he can talk however he wants. Anyway, you've got this thing pulled up. It's your friend's tweet that always goes, people always screenshot it with a retweet from a conservative where it's the,

what is his name? Crang T. Nelson, whatever. It's that tweet. where he says something like, no, I said, fuck your feelings. My feelings are very important and we need to, it's always, it's always that. He's so smart. They, they fucking scream and go crazy when you're like, no, we don't have to pay attention. And they're like, no, my feeling are so important.

Oh, I just pulled up this because it's, so Elon Musk tweeted out this thing, which is, which is, this is not an original thing to him. He did not, he did not credit anyone. but he's so just looking at it i mean it's very strange the two of these people really do trump and elon kind of have pulled this trick on the world where they've told people there's some kind of like uh savior to the working class and stuff like that and only they can only they can save you from the elites they are the elites i'm so confused Yeah, they are the, Trump has a gold toilet in a gold-clad bathroom in a fucking penthouse in Manhattan.

He's a billionaire. Elon Musk is the wealthiest man in the world who famously lays people off is a union buster. And yet he's, I just don't. To their credit, they are railing against other elites who are Democrats. You've seen the Gavin Newsom image of him kind of laying on his beautiful floor. I haven't seen that, man, he looks good. You've never seen that. Well, you know who this is.

That's his wife. That's his ex-wife. Oh. Now, Trump Jr.'s wife. Wife. Whoa, that's scandalous. To me, that is scandalous. You never knew that?

No, I didn't know that. But so, you know, they are also railing against elites. Yeah. But. All right. So he posted a thing that said, you watch the Hunger Games and sided with the resistance. You watch Star Wars and sided with the resistance. You watch the Matrix and sided with the resistance.

You watch Divergent. inside we actually didn't watch divergent a lot of people actually didn't watch divergent but you sided with the resistance you watched v for vendetta and sided with the resistance when it's fiction you understand yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in wild also that's presumptive i sided with the resistance in all of these films i love darts vater and um the computers in the matrix i also loved uh the uh i was hoping that's um what's her name in the hunger games Katniss. I was like, man, I hope she gets an arrow through the chest. Just shut up.

Let's restore order again. Yeah, let's restore order and balance. Thanos, I love that guy. I'm surprised they didn't include him. I'm surprised they didn't include the Avengers. I rooted for Thanos in that one. Yeah, I rooted for Thanos. Snap those fingers, boys.

Snap those fingers. What are they trying to avenge anyway? Yeah. I don't know. Good point. Thank you. I got a lot of issues. Avenged what?

I got a lot of issues with that. But just the... You have to be so fucking stupid to think that Elon Musk is some... And, you know, he's doing the whole Robert F. Kennedy Jr. thing where it's like the censorship and the one censoring people have never been the good guys. But meanwhile, he's censoring all kinds of fucking shit on this bullshit platform he fucking bought. Gang, you know we're taking a quick break to talk about a little bit of trading because you know I'm a traitor. You know I love my moo-moo. I love my mu-moo. I love Glenn. Glenn's the compliant officer,

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So Elon, here, I'll just play you. And we listen to it. It is over two hours. I would just have these moments of going. I cannot believe I'm listening to this. Yeah, it sucked tremendous amounts of ass. I'll just play for you the intro here of Elon introing it. So my apologies for the late start.

We unfortunately had a massive distributed denial of service attack. against our servers and uh so there's the first lie right there he said that the they they were getting a um they got hacked and were getting attacked by democrats by yeah saturated all of our data lines like basically hundreds of gigabytes of data were saturated um we've we think we've overcome most of that and uh so it's not time to proceed but um as as the This massive attack illustrates there's a lot of opposition to people just hearing what President Trump had to say. And so, but I'm honored to have this conversation. I want to emphasize it's a conversation.

And it's really intended to just get a feel for what Donald Trump is just like in a conversation. So a couple things. Yeah, that's his whole thing. He's like, this is not an interview. All these interviews that journalists do. are antagonistic, and people can't really be themselves in an antagonistic interview. Which is a fair point.

No, it's not. This is fucking insane. When you listen to this thing, you go, this is why you want it to be somewhat antagonistic. He, for two hours. He rambles. Trump stops at about like the 40-minute mark. Trump says, you know, I have to say, this is so nice to just have the floor. So Trump goes for two fucking hours, just saying the most bat-shed insane stuff,

talking about like, truly about. how like Venezuela emptied out and all these countries emptied out 70% of their prisons and just dump them in America. Just all kinds of shit and Elon Musk can't even a muster

like, are you sure? Yeah. Or what do you mean about that? And so it is not, it's like if you just say shit, people should be able to be like, I'm sorry, can you back up? That sounds a little fucking nuts. Well, real fast.

they didn't get his whole thing Elon starts off by saying oh yeah we got hacked because they don't want anybody to hear what Donald Trump has to say we've heard everything he's got to say already there there's no censoring of Donald Trump going on maybe you could have made that argument in 2016 maybe a little bit in 2020 I don't think that anybody's trying to censor him because we know everything he's got to say they They air his, again, Elon Musk talks about how the mainstream media can't get enough of him. It's actually good for their ratings. So, pray tell, who the fuck is trying to censor him?

And even so, if they're trying to do that, if they were actually hacking X, the entire website would have been down. No, it is your incompetence. It's your company, my guy. You probably fired the guys who do that shit. Dude, he said, I'll fix the bots on day one. It's still full of bots. It's still, he just, oh, man. So that's, that's just the tip of the iceberg with my frustration with this fucking moron.

They, they got the thing up and running after like 40 minutes. Wait, while we're talking about Trump censoring, can you pull up the, can you pull up the clip I sent you today of him talking about the Montana guy? The Montana guy. Okay, let me see. Oh, yes. John Tester? Yeah. Okay, this is, I don't know what this is.

name is John Tester Well, pause it for a second Because he just kind of Trump has started to censor himself a little bit I've noticed He but he's got a fun way of He's got a fun workaround Of saying the things he wants to say

Okay And I don't speak badly About somebody's physical disability But he's got the biggest stomach I have ever seen I swear I swear That's the biggest stomach

I have never seen stomach like that because he doesn't look that heavy you're not allowed to use the word fat so if you use the word fat you can say obese you can say anything but you can't say fat that's the end of your political we till he starts talking about chris-christy i said it the other night somebody in the audience said chris-christy is a fat pig and i said sir chris-christy is not a fat pig you should not and we argued about it for three or four minutes and that was No, he's not a fat pig No, he's not a fat pig.

But he's got this, he's got this workaround now where he, uh, he'll either say like, you can't say these things anymore. I wouldn't say it. Yeah. I thought his whole thing is that he says what you can't say. I know, but then, so he also uses someone else. He's like, I wouldn't say it's someone in the audience called me a fat pig. Okay, so it wasn't, for them to call this an interview is just a joke.

It wasn't an interview. it basically consisted of Elon. Elon can't string a sentence to get. He's just, oh, that's how Elon sounds. And then Trump just rambles like my grandma, may she rest in peace, who had Alzheimer's. When I would call my grandma on my long drives home from work on Fridays, I would just let her ramble. She would ramble for 40 to 60 minutes about one or two things, and she would just repeat herself. And I just knew, like, this makes her happy. I will just let her go.

Maybe sometimes I'd redirect the conversation to something else that we hadn't talked about 20 fucking times already. That's what it's like listening to Donald Trump. They first talked about the assassination. It felt a lot like being around a, like a New Jersey dad, one of those like Italian guys from New York who just like rambles on and on. You're like, there's no point in trying to argue with this type of guy. So you're just like, yeah, sure, Carmine. I guess the whole country is just full of fucking. He also had this kind of weird lisp going, and I'm not sure if it was a microphone issue or what, but listen to this.

You broke every record in the book with so many millions of people, and it's an honor. We view that as an honor, and then you do want silencing of certain voices. It's very weird. Usually those are voices that, because I see you broke every record. He's praising Elon for breaking every record. And by the way, now I was in the live. stream there were i i think when the one that broke there were a couple hundred thousand and then i believe at the peak during the actual broadcast there were a little over a million people in

there but now they're saying there were over a billion views well he during the thing during the interview trump do you remember when he kind of like stopped it and they were looking at something and he goes oh wow yeah you were saying you were maybe going to get close to 20 million you're 25 million you're at double that we're looking oh yeah he was looking at 50 60 million He was looking at the impressions on his own tweet announcing the thing. Oh, okay, yeah. And so now Elon has posted that it's like the most viewed thing ever with over a billion impressions. Yeah.

So, yeah, they talked about the assassination attempt for a good 30 minutes. Immigration, cutting government regulations, violence in big cities, inflation, and that Kamala Harris would suck as president. He didn't really ask, Elon didn't really ask a lot of questions. He just kind of said, yeah, and this thing. is kind of bad also, right? And then Trump would just take the baton and fucking

ramble for, I mean it was so god-off. Did you notice the way Trump said blood when he was talking about blood? Dude. Dude, blood? I've never heard someone say blood like blood. Okay, let me play a clip here. With the 420 mark,

I believe. The best year of your head. Well, the amazing thing is that the sign is that bring down that sign immigration. And such a sad situation. As you know, we lost somebody that was great Corey, who a firefighter, a great gentleman, a great, a great trumper. He was just a fantastic family and a fantastic man. And a friend of mine came up, Elon, and said, I'd like to give

the family some kind of help. And I said, that's great. He said, do you mind? I said, I don't mind at all. And he wrote out a check for a million dollars, gave it to the wife. She said, this is really nice, but I'd rather have my husband back, which is a nice thing for somebody to say to be honest. That's a nice thing for somebody to say, to be honest. I'd rather have my husband back. That's a nice thing for someone to say, to be honest. Him calling this dead guy, a great Trumper,

reminds me of when Justin Bieber went to Anne Frank's house and signed the guest book and said, she would have been a believer. It's like such a, he's just so disconnected. It's also, you know, they dug up that guy's tweets, and he has truly repugnant. Oh, yeah. But wait, here, let me pull up the next clip.

He goes on to talk about, again, the crowd size. And a lot of people get killed with us, Stamped. We had more people than you'd have at, you know, some of these matches or these games. And it's almost like they wanted to be with me. Well, out front, you had thousands, tens of thousands of people. As far as the eye could see, you had people in Butler. Yeah.

and a lot of press. That Elon right there, yeah, that's the majority of him talking. It's just him going, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, so Trump says he's going back to Butler. Yeah, he did. And do you remember how he said he's going to start his speech? No, how did he say? He's going to go up there and he's just going to go.

As I was saying. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, this is my favorite part talking about the assassination attempt. Hang out. I just want to say that I think a lot of people admire your car gender by there. And, yeah, so. Thank you very much. appreciate it. I didn't think, I didn't think of it. I just wanted to get up and I wanted to stand up. I want to let people know, you know, I felt I was good. When they were on top of me, covering me actually, very much covering me and very bravely, but I wanted to get up. I said, I want to get up. I want to get up. They wanted, you know, they had, they have everything there. They have, they wanted to stretch you. I didn't like the stretcher. And I knew I was hit in the year, but I knew I wasn't hit anywhere else. They felt I was hit someplace. Yeah.

It was such a lot of blood, was I alive? You really couldn't tell. When I stood up before the hand, before the, you know, the fist in the air, then you know if I was alive. It's just, I mean, oh, God, you got, I can't believe I listened to the whole thing. It's unbelievable. Okay. So then he, from there he moves on to immigration.

And he says, they both said that they like immigrants. said that most immigrants they like they both acknowledge they got to be the right kind they got to be the right kind they just want them to come in legally they said trump said that they're coming from africa asia and the middle east and elon likened it he said you know who do you i'm not going to do his fucking voice i'm just not i i hate doing it it makes me feel sick Elon said who it's like who do you want on your team right most illegal immigrants are hardworking but some of them are not are not and uh dude that's the thing he talks about when he

when he went down to the border himself we all remember the fucking picture with him a backwards cowboy hat and he said he said you know I went down there and I looked at them and they did not look like they did not look like friendly guys like very nice people it's like what the fuck are we doing we're just you're just going to go look at a group of immigrants and he said

who do you want on team America yeah it's like those guys don't look very nice I don't want them on team America he said it's just not possible for the United States to absorb everyone on Earth. That ain't what's happening, my man. Sure, there is an immigration issue that probably needs to get solved one way or another, but to blanket,

I just... It was very funny when Elon said, you know, these people, and, you know, everyone thinks of it as they're coming from Mexico. They're not. They're not. They're coming from Earth. There's so many people... That's right. They're coming from Earth.

There's so many people coming. Of the places that coming through Mexico filling, I think they said it was 20 million people there. And, you know, I thought it was a joke. Everyone's making fun of Trump for the asylum thing because they, they are saying that Trump is confused. And when they say that people are seeking asylum, he thinks that people have gotten out of mental institutions from. Is he references Hannibal Lecter every time? Hannibal Lecter. And he does bring it up in this.

I'm like, maybe he does think they're from insane asylums. Or maybe he's leaning into it as a meme. I truly don't know. But so he thinks that all these countries they've released so much so that he thinks that pretty soon, if Trump doesn't get in, Elon and Trump will probably be the next time they talk, they could be talking in Venezuela because it's going to be safer there. They've gotten rid of all their criminals and they've brought them here. Interesting. And so the real safe place, crime is going down around the world. You know why?

Because they're all coming here. We have all the criminals. Yeah. dang wow well that's one way to that's one way to solve crime then talking about joe biden and kamala harris trump asserted that uh this was a coup he said i you know i don't look like joe biden i think he was the worst president we've ever had but make no mistake this was a coup and then of course he talks about everything going on in the world would not have happened if he were in power he said we wouldn't have had israel ukraine we wouldn't have had inflation and then he

says that inflation was caused by oil. What the fuck? My guy, inflation started. First of all, the president's got nothing to do with inflation. It's all about monetary policy from the Fed. From what I understand, I'm not the next year. I mean, and when

we're talking about this, I mean, you have historical snags in logistics and just huge disruptions. Supply chain issues. Worldwide, supply chain. Price gouging. Cluster fox. Interest rates. Yeah.

And who was president when the inflation started? I think it was you, sir. I think it was you. And then they go on to talk about when they're talking about all these world issues. It was really funny. They're both saying Kamala Harris isn't intimidating enough. Yeah, Elon says you need a, America needs an intimidating president. The American president should be feared.

It should be feared. It should be like, you know, he should be. It should be intimidating. Like, Kamala Harris is just not a fucking God. I mean, sure, I guess it's better to have an intimidating president than a baby, which wouldn't be intimidating unless it's like a... Although if Biden were to win again, we would have a baby. We would have a big baby as a president.

Which could be fun. Baby's day out. I don't know. You know what's wild? I was talking to someone the other day who... It's not that wild. I talked to people most days. Well, who works with children, and it's not just babies that have a hard time with pee-pip-poo.

What? Even like five, six-year-olds, like, full-on. Oh, I fucking shit my pants when I was like, I don't even know, like, pretty old at karate. You shit at karate? It was horrible. Can you tell us? What happened? If you get kicked in the stomach and went, oh.

I mean, I don't know exactly. I think I've talked about this before. I was like a shy kid, and, like, I was always so. afraid to like shit yourself no be like can I excuse myself and go to the bathroom so I was so timid oh yeah and then your dad was like why didn't you just no that was a different one oh that was this one my mom was there and I think she noticed like something coming out in my karate pants and was like Jesus Christ and came over and was like what the fuck is going on yeah and so just a lot of times where I'd be like too afraid to ask to go to the bathroom so yeah not just babies who

have pee-p-poo problems as Ben said well so Trump went on to talk about, they went on to talk about global warming. And it was interesting seeing, hearing Trump kind of thread the needle about how Elon Musk has really beautiful, well-designed products, meaning his cars, but that oil should not be done away with. Elon then says, yeah, you definitely need the oil and gas industry to, if we were to do away with it, the entire world economy would collapse. But his whole thing was that we cannot vilify. the oil industry he kept saying that he's like and the way they talk about it is very funny so Elon Musk is talking about how uh if you have a certain parts per million of carbon in the atmosphere oh yeah you're going to have trouble trouble breathing and it's going to give people headaches so

even from just not a warming perspective it's going to cause trouble but for him he's like it could be very far off and I think at one point they say like they're talking about 100 to 100 five years left we're like okay then get to fucking work that's not that long yeah yeah if you believe that Elon Musk then why are we talking about going to Mars sir if you think that humanity doesn't have that much time shouldn't you try to save the planet that actually has proven life and life giving resources and stuff then to send us fucking a million miles away to a dead planet that has none of the above sir sir Trump says the biggest threat is not global warming, but

nuclear warming, which I'm going to give him credit. I think I know what he means. He means that there is a... The rising threat of... The rising threat of thermonuclear war, which again is something that only he can avert because other leaders respect him. Kim Jong-un,

Vladimir Putin, they all respect and fear him to an extent. Again, this is... So many of these stories, he tells them like a New Jersey dad I'm talking to where it's like there's this big problem. And then he's like, And I just went down there and I'm like, okay, what happened? And then it's like, no, it's solved it.

It's like, what are you talking about? But everything, he's like, then I went and I had a conversation with Kim Jong-in. And it's like, no, you- And talk to Putin. I said, you better not do that. You better not do that. The most beautiful quote is when he said, I said to Putin, no way. Or no, Putin said, no way.

And I said, way. Yeah, that was good. I wish I had that pulled up, but there's just so much crap. Beautiful, smooth brain. He also, Trump also says, they're going to build America. his own Iron Dome, and it'll be the best in the world to protect ourselves, I guess. Did you hear him, he hints at the fact that there is another Iron Dome in the world? Oh, yeah, it's probably a secret, but there's other people.

Where Elon Musk was like, the beautiful thing about this is it's not going to be adversarer at all. It's like, would it have killed you to ask where that other Iron Dome is? I'd love to know. And then Elon, I wish I could have found it, but Elon made a terrible joke. about how a lot of people are leaving some of these more liberal states like California and he said, yes, some of these politicians should get U-Haul's Salesman of the Year.

Oh, yeah, that one is very beautiful. Then he laughed. Oh, okay, let's see. He went on, Trump went on to compliment Kamala Harris' looks. Let's see. This is very, very weird. We need people that have an ability to lead and he doesn't have that ability.

Imagine, now you know Chairman She very well, can you imagine her and him negotiating or even standing together? It is, the whole concept is ridiculous. She is terrible. She is terrible. But she's getting a free ride. I saw a picture of her on Time

magazine today. She looks like the most beautiful actress ever to live. It was a drawing. And actually, she looked very much like a great first lady, Melania. What is he talking about? She didn't look like Camilla.

That's right. But of course, she's a beautiful woman, so we'll leave it at that, right? What? Wait, what? He's the only one who can, he's the only one who negotiate with anybody. He talks about, which I really loved. So he talks about how bad of a deal every other U.S. president is getting. And he brings up Boeing's, the Air Force One.

He said, they came to him and they said, if you want the Air Force One, it's going to be $5.7 billion. And he says, this is a terrible. terrible deal who negotiated and he said Obama so I knew it was a bad deal yeah and then he says he gets them down to 4.1 billion and uh and they even threw it a better paint job and it's just like well yeah he says boy they must be making a lot of money if they can afford to just knock a billion dollars off the price and have it be completely the same well I mean he's not wrong there I mean the government contracts are probably out of control yeah I mean so many so many military contractors have whistleblowed and talked about how you can just, like, lose track of humphies and

and we've got to be fair here. If he did, in fact, get Boeing to knock a billion dollars off the price tag for two new Air Force ones, hey, great job, sir, without doing anything. All he did was say, I'm not going to pay that. No, thank you for, yeah, thank you, sir. For saving the American taxpayer some money on that. Yeah, a billion dollars. One point six billion, nothing to sneeze at. Predictably. A lot better than Obama could do. predictably they're doing did i say that right predictably see their brainworms are just infecting me because i i just did you listen to it two hours straight or did you take a break

i i i had to leave i had to go to dinner i went i went two hours straight and it was uh it's so hard to listen to i'm not like i'm not even trying to be funny here it really is hard to listen to donald trump talk that long well it's just frustrating there were times where i literally wanted to like pick up the computer and scream and be like that is someone say that's not true that's fucking crazy and you have all these things where you know he desperately really he doesn't want to do events where there's going to be fact checking i think when he did when he did that insane interview with i don't know exactly what the organization was but it was black journalists oh yeah the black journalist he had that insane

gaff that probably won't make a difference to anybody but which one where he said you know i thought you was indian but she now says she's black she's black all of a sudden that one But he apparently came out late. He didn't want to come out because they had told him, you know, we have a live fact checker. And he was like, no, I don't want to go out there if you guys are going to be. Well, because their facts are, they're slanted. They are, they are skewed.

I couldn't help but read the replies to the posted audio. And there was a lot of people talking about how mainstream media uses accuracy as some kind of weapon. And it's not, it's not all about accuracy. And I was like, that seems wrong. Well, so here's an autism capital got a collection of the negative. This is their handle on Twitter. Collection of the negative headlines from the Trump and Elon thing.

And it's true. I mean, it's from USA Today, Fox News, Newsweek, The Guardian, Reuters, Hollywood Report of the Verge, the Independent, CNN, NPR. You name it. It's all some flavor of Trump rambles. Elon, it's an unmitigated disaster, he repeats the same talking points, grumpy old men, light on news, heavy on personality, just there, it's panned. Everybody's panning it. Because that's what it objectively was. It was Trump rambling about the same shit he always rambles about and Elon Musk interjecting with his stupid two-bit things. But of course, just by virtue of the fact that they are all pointing it out in unison means that it is all them having the same shared group think. Elon said, a wall of negative headlines was so predictable. They're such NPCs.

All this does is drive even more people to listen to the conversation themselves and realize how much the legacy media lies to them. That's what the worst part is these guys are so shitty that we are now defending mainstream media. Yeah. Democrats. This fucking sucks. I'm really I'm really I'm really tired of it

man I'm it's really exhausting yeah and then Elon combined views of the conversation with Donald Trump and subsequent discussion by other accounts now over a billion so you're telling me that like three times the amount of American citizens were watching this

it's just it really it really hurts my head I love when Trump had to he I love when he does this kind of flattery thing and he said you know it's so lovely to talk you we can talk about anything really tunnels rockets and now this whole ai thing i think that's going to be another beauty ai just fucking insane that's going to be tunnels rockets that's going to be another beauty yeah what are you going to talk about what do you know about tunnels and rockets well because

they got on the topic of um they got on the topic of high speed rails and to Elon's credit i mean it's very odd you know he kind of says these things that because He's been this visionary for everybody for so long. Honestly, it doesn't feel like anyone really woke up to the fact of how crazy he is until he started kind of aligning with conservatives, which is frustrating. But for all his faults, he does seem to want some kind of visionary future. But he kind of acts in, yeah, but oftentimes acts in opposition to it and is hard to understand what exactly it is.

But he talks about how, you know, how American. should be a place where cities are connected by high-speed rail seems like a thing he could be working on so I don't know why the fuck he hasn't brought that to fruition. What we do get is a ridiculous hyperloop in Vegas

which Donald Trump praised. He's like, I saw what you did there in Vegas. I mean, I don't see why we can't have tunnels all over this country, just drive... I'm all for that, man. Look, if God forbid knock on wood Trump gets elected,

I have no choice but to root for these things to come to fruition. Not the other things, but like, yeah, please. But not a fucking hyperloop. Sure, but work together to make high speed, just make it happen then, please. But it's bullshit. He, you know, he really, he gives away the game. He at the end, Musk. He says, I do not consider myself Republican and everyone is aligning me with the far right right now.

I wonder why. But that's the ridiculous thing. He said, I consider myself a moderate Democrat, and I always have. And the way, you know, because they do it many times throughout the interview, the way they talk about, the way they talk about Harris and Walls, it makes me excited about them. Yeah. You know, he talks about how they are socialist incarnate, it's Marx. But I'm like, buddy, if you consider yourself a moderate Democrat, you have a candidate in the race. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, she is like... She's very moderate. Like, cozy with big tech, cozy with Wall Street. I mean, her brother-in-law is like a hot shit Silicon Valley guy. I know he definitely worked at Uber for her time. It's like, you have your fucking candidate. Speaking of which... You don't need to do any of this stuff.

You're just being insane divorced guy. It's also, because didn't Kamala just steal, quote-unquote, part of Trump's platform? form about cutting taxes or something uh it was the that she also said she won't tax tips tips and you would think that these people would be like oh that's great she's using one of trump's things not like fucking trump invented that but i mean you know who started taxing tips Obama no they're hero Reagan oh oh oh god yeah i remember working as a waiter and i was like what the fuck is this shit don't tax my tips unless i got cash then it was like I don't tell nobody

but all right well so the last bit of news about Elon Musk and then we can put this away is they are

we've talked about it a little bit but they're Linda Yakarino the CEO now of X they are formerly an animaniac that's very good

she put out a really unsettling video it's so scary she's she's everybody I was shocked by the evidence uncovered

by the House Judiciary Committee that... Wait, she's got two necklaces. One says Mama and the other one says free speech. She's pointing that out. A group of companies organized a systematic illegal boycott against X. It is just

wrong. And that is why we are taking action. Today, we filed an antitrust lawsuit against the Global Alliance for Responsible Media, four of its key members, and to the World Federation of Advertisers. These organizations

targeted our company and you are users. The evidence and facts are on our side. Okay. It's really not, though. This is like the most crybaby bullshit I've ever seen.

I mean, we're talking about advertisers. And advertisers famously don't want to put their brand next to a fucking dangerous hate speech. things that are sexual in nature, which is what so much of Twitter has become since he took over.

I mean, you click a tweet. I mean, I'm nervous to open sometimes things. You don't know if you're going to see a woman spreading her asshole and being like, check out my only fans, pussy and bio, whatever. Yeah. Or just...

Well, and here's Elon Musk at the New York Times Deal Book Summit earlier this year, I believe. Right. I hope they stop. You hope... Don't advertise. What?

You don't want them to advertise. No. Oh. What do you mean? If somebody's going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Oh, oh. But go yourself.

Oh, okay. Is that clear? Yeah, no, it's pretty clear. But it's not even fucking blackmail. I mean, he's saying it's blackmail because they're saying, like, hey, if your platform is not safe for advertisers, we can't advertise there. He's like, you're blackmail.

mailing me you're blackmailing me with money oh man you know porn hub is also railing against uh nabiscoe and kellogs at all because they refuse to advertise on porn hub um they're they're all bandying together it's not advertise on porn hub but there are so many platforms like youtube is a fucking bitch we put the show whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that's the that's his opinion not mine we put the show out on youtube and youtube's number one thing is keeping advertisers happy that's what they want to do the entire this platform this platform exists so they can Google is an ad company everything is an ad company your entire purpose is to walk around and look at ads so you can make money for people that's pretty cool to say it is and so you

and in between your ads you get to look at stuff you like that's the trade off and so the only reason we can do this is because we can't say like fucking certain things in the first minute and blah blah you have to think he wants to say so bad I want to say so bad but I can't say it on YouTube, but like that's why fucking Rumble started. Rumble actually got in on this too because Rumble's like, yeah, hey, wait a second, there's a conspiracy against us too.

We have a bunch of guys saying the N-word on our platform. You guys should be forced to advertise Oh, hey, Nabisco. Why don't we get the cheese-it extra toasty advertise on Rumble in front of Nick Fuentes and all this shit? It's just like, yeah, I don't, it's

not some conspiracy, it's just become unsafe for them. It's for sure conspiracy. uh this is a very i mean i'm very curious to see how it plays out it's obviously a very unusual antitrust case where i don't even know what they're saying is the anti-competitive nature of they're just that's exactly what he's all for is he even talked about in the interview when donald trump said he wanted to get rid of the department of education have no more federal funding for education right yeah forgot about that and then he said uh Elon said yeah you know what will happen is people will just move

from their homes to the states where there's better education because Donald Trump said, you know what, not all the states are going to have good education, but I bet 30 to 35 will. We might have 60% of people with good educations.

Just an absolute fucking maniac. So this is what's happening. Elon, you built a bad platform and your advertiser said, you know what? I'll just fucking move. Yeah. It's ridiculous. But, you know, that That's your free market at work, bitch. That whole thing he was making fun of, the World Federation of Advertisers and their

global alliance for responsible media has disbanded since the lawsuit happened. People are calling it like a win for Elon. I don't really, these people don't need some kind of alliance to not advertise on fucking butthole pictures. It's like, CVS is just going to be like, no, I'm actually all set. We'll just buy ad space elsewhere. Especially after you told me to go fuck myself. Speaking of, I don't even know, going to fucking yourself.

We'll shift gears a little bit here. We'll lighten the, we'll just sprinkle in some other news. I just thought this was nice. The Redfin CEO says that they'll drink their own piss if interest rates don't drop. Yeah, he literally says, here's the headline from TechCrunch. Redfin CEO, which is a, they're a real estate company, similar to Zillow, promises to drink our own urine if mortgage rates don't fall. He asked, when he was asked about the company's plan B if mortgage rates don't fall,

Redfin CEO Glenn Kelman, hey Glenn, said, plan B is to drink our own urine if our competitor's blood or our competitor's blood, stay in the foxhole. What the fuck is what the fuck is going on with these CEOs, man? Plan C is eating my own shit. Yeah. Remember when, wasn't it the guy who did the fucking antivirus? What was that crazy guy? Oh, oh, yeah, wow.

Holy shit. He fucking died. Whatever. He had a great voice, too. Oh, insane. But he said he would eat his own. McAfee. McAfee.

He said he would. I'll eat my own penis. On live television, if Bitcoin does not hit 100,000 by the end of this year. And then when... And the problem is, we never hold these guys accounts. Yeah. You should have forced... You should put a gun to his head and say, eat the dick.

Your own fucking dick. Eat your dick. Dick. Eat your goddamn dick. Wouldn't it be sick? I would have watched. Now that I would have watched for two hours straight. I would have said that on X.

I wouldn't have said once, why am I watching this? In Kellogg's, I'm sure, would have advertised. Nabisco would have put the cheesy, extra toasted ones in front of that shit. Also,

Costco is cracking down. Bad news if you share your Costco card. They're cracking down now. You can't do that anymore. I think it's like Netflix. They, see, to me this is a yellow flag

this means that they're probably their revenues or their profits are maybe stagnating and they've got to like hey they got to they got to milk that little nip a little bit more and get just a little bit out because the stocks at all time highs you got to keep expectations going you got to keep those numbers

jacked you got to those are rookie numbers you got to yeah but I think with Costco it's a case of I don't know it reminds me of when REI changed their change their policy of like you can bring back something we don't care if you wore it for 25 god damn years oh yeah bring it back you get a refund if you don't like it didn't you do that with climbing shoes no once i mean i've definitely taken advantage of it in the sense that if i don't like

something i'll be like yeah but people people would buy a whole bunch of shit use it yeah and then be like i don't like this but Costco is the same way they've got a similar return policy well right you can do anything everyone takes advantage of it and then when When it has to change, because they're being taken advantage of, they're going, oh, what the hell is going on here? What the hell? It's like, I just saw some lady on Twitter. She returned her couch after years of use.

Yeah, and they were like, we're moving, and I just wanted a new couch, so I loaded it up into the truck, and I took it back. I heard that some woman also returned something that she had bought 20 years earlier or something. She didn't have a receipt, no nothing, and they just accepted it. And you know what? They should. You know why? Because it's good, easy, free publicity.

If they were to not, it would just be nothing. They would just, okay, yeah, sorry, lady, that's too bad. But if they say yes. Don't complain when they got to crack down on their membership stuff. You want to go in there. You want to live high on the hog. You want to take all their free samples. You want to return your couch.

And then you're like, wait, my friend John can't use my car. He kind of looks like me. That's insane. I just think that that Costco family, I don't know. Something bad's going to happen. They're going to get in a car accident or something. I just know it. There's something really sinister.

I don't think that there is. No, what's going on with the dad's face? There's a double chunk chocolate cookie. It's a double chocolate chocolate. I like the chicken bake. I like the chicken bake. And you know that kid's just about, he's on the cusp of discovering masturbation. Oh, that's the real downfall.

That's going to change. When the Rizzler, when they have to let him out of his cage. Who is that kid? Who is the Rizler? Dude, they keep him in a cage. Yeah, but is he related to them? Dude, the Rizzler is related. Is he really related to them?

And he's surprisingly mature for his age. Who is the Rizzler? He's, his name is Discover Christian Joseph? No, it's saying Discover Christian. Oh, oh. This, this AI thing that's telling me it's like, it says he's a four to 120 pound football player. He's probably known as the Rizzler. what the fuck is this kid i i i dude those is the risler costco the costco guy and the rizzler i don't i don't i don't i don't give

a shit those that whole family is setting italian americans back uh 50 years and it's it's driving me nuts don't say that it's uh it's brutal for me to watch that's all we got we used to have movie stars you know we used to mean something you still got robert dinner row he's alpacca they're washed up they're having kids at 80 years old. They're not helping us either. They're solving the population crisis. They're being weird. Well, the last I'm the last guy they got. The last bit of stuff

today, two days ago for you guys, today for us, the Chipotle CEO is leaving Chipotle. Apparently similar to how their bowls can sometimes be a little light. They were doing the same

thing with his paycheck, apparently. Do you hear this? His paycheck. he was like can i get a little bit more and they were like that's going to be extra if you want to no but he got lured in by starbucks starbucks brought him on as CEO so a crazy thing happened chipotle stock plummeted and starbucks Starbucks's market cap went up 20 billion dollars on this news that's fucking bananas that guy what a what a I'd be walking around like my dick weighs 30 pounds my announcement

just made Starbucks stock jump 20 billion dollars good God all right that about does it what a dense episode Christ on the cross

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