The Ben and Emil Show - BAES 63: The Joyful Democratic National Convention

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

Do you feel the joy? Do you feel it coursing through your veins? It's everywhere for those with eyes to see. That's basically the message Kamala's campaign was pushing last week at the DNC, which, depending on where you sit was either a triumph or a bleak peek behind the Democrats' curtain. Let us hold your hand and guide you through the best and worst moments. Slay queen, etc. PLUS, another Boeing debacle! This time it's with Ben's favorite, the new 777. So that's not good. We're also talking about this guy whose wife may have left him for Jeff Bezos at some point. Interesting. Head to https://benandemilshow.com for this week's bonus episode and to support the show! :) __ THESIS: Go to https://takethesis.com to take the free 3 minute quiz to find out what your brain needs and use promo code BAES to get $60 off your first subscription order when you sign up for Thesis. Thanks to Thesis for sponsoring today’s video!* MOOMOO: Click this link https://j.moomoo.com/BAES to get up to 15 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 5.1% APY on uninvested cash + an additional 3% APY Coupon for 3 months for new users!! Terms & Conditions Apply. 5.1% APY as of 11/3/23 and subject to change. More info at https://www.moomoo.com/us/support/topic4_410 Options trading is risky and not appropriate for everyone. Read the Options Disclosure Document before trading. http://j.us.moomoo.com/00xBBz __ This episode was shot and edited by Dillon Moore / @ dillonmoore Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And we're rolling, and we're back. And we're rolling. Guys, and we're back. Hopefully as the time that this comes out, neither of us has died in a plane crash. Don't say that. I'm saying hopefully not. Hopefully we have not. I guess.

I even think about it. That's me knocking on wood. Hey, before we even get, I'll get to the comment of the week first. We got a great episode for you guys today. We're talking about we have so many highlights from. the Democratic National Convention. And I'm fully joypelled. I'm a joyous warrior.

I am an army and the commilitary. Same. So, and it sucks that it's like a week late, but this is the way that the world works. I'm sorry if this is a little late. But also we got some, we're going to be talking about Boeing. They're dealing with some crap again. And some market stuff and Chick-fil-A is launching a streaming platform? What the what?

Plus did Jeff Bezos? Fuck our... Is it too early to say that? I think you're probably fine because we started at like the 22nd mark on there and it's been a minute. Did Jeff Bezos's fuck this guy's wife? Did he do that?

And then also if we got time, we're going to be talking about Donald Trump going on the Theo Von podcast. There's just a ton to get to. So let's get right into it. I'm working on time with Benham. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on.

So listen to a lot to bed in me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on. And welcome back. Okay, so let's see we got some comments of the week. And a lot of them are from, I think they're all three from... And look, it's not a competition, but if it was, the Ben and Emile show app and website would be crushing YouTube by a mile.

Yeah, because smart people go there. You can do whatever you want with that. You do not need to make it a competition. Just know we are playing favorites. So the first one comes from Junkski, who says, Ben says Maga, like webes say Manga. Okay, all right. Is that how they say it, Manga?

It's not Manga. You're asking a long guy. Why don't you ask Japski? Junkski. The second one comes from Cat P44. I feel like AI images are only entertaining to people with weak imagination. If I wanted to see Mickey Mouse in a strip club, I would simply conjure it in my mind. That's actually, I really like that.

Yeah. And finally, from Ben's Badee. This one might be the winner. There are two wolves inside of you. One doesn't wash its hair, the other shit's water a lot. You're miserable. I've got one. What?

From Emil's chocolate. bag, does Ben live in a senior home? Oh, sorry, does Ben live in a senior living home? What the, uh, what that, uh, that's funny to, to counter that with, what that, uh, people are saying you're seeing a, Ben, care to comment, what that, uh. But I don't understand where that's coming from. You know what? I don't care because I don't live in a senior home.

What that's, oh, is it because my neighbor is old? No, my neighbor is 83. I think it has to do with, you know, the whole brainworms thing you talk about. Yeah, and how you can't remember things. Oh, man. Well, all right. Anyway, listen, I got a little bit of hate last week because I said some things. Wow, he wants to address it right off the. I'm going to address the allegations right now.

Here's my thing. I don't even do this. No, but I wanted to. Never let him see you sweat. I wanted to. You can watch me sweat all the live long day. Listen, I said that Chapel Rhone, Charlie X, X, X, and the others are all the same to me. He can't even remember their names.

who was the other one you're talking about Sabrina Carpenter and there was a fourth Say her name Go ahead and say it Oh man I see it escapes me The lack of respect is what

Okay who is it then Olivia Rodrigo Olivia Rodriguez thank you So I remembered Okay you remembered and I didn't That's okay I don't remember a lot of things Because I live in an old folks home

And I got to remember my medications Sometimes I forget If I've taken my medication I mean that's just Literally every day I take my vitamins and then an hour later I go, did I fucking take them? I try to imagine me taking off the cap. I'm like, did I take off the cap?

Okay, anyway, what do you want to say about it? Anyway, what I meant to say was, obviously I can discern them from looking at them. I am not fully caught up on all of their music because usually I'm late to these things or sometimes I'm super early. But in this case, I'm very late to all of their music. What you should have just said is you're 36 and you're not keeping up with pop music. That is it. That is ageist.

Right, folks? I mean, come on. Help me out of it. I don't care. What I'm saying is that I'm so unfamiliar with everybody who I've mentioned music that if I were to hear a song, I wouldn't be able to tell who's who. Great. You solved it.

There, that's it. Okay. Can we move on? It's not like I'm saying all Chinese people look the same. I feel like you could have stopped before. You could have just stopped. We were talking before the show that we should. I don't talk.

We don't talk if the camera's off. That's certainly not true. We talk, we talk when the cameras are off. We don't. I talk to the cat. I say, ooh, you're going to eat some chicken? Oh, boy, man. Oh, shoot, there was a, there was a stock thing going on today that I, uh, that I wanted to talk about.

Well, why don't you do when we do the markets thing? Yeah, but I can't even remember what damn stock was. Well, let's not do the segment already where you just try to remember something. Ah, yeah, that's going to kill me. It kills me. You don't have to do it. This is why they're saying you live in a senior, like you derail the show to be like,

I need to think of this thing. I can't remember. It doesn't matter. The beauty of it is, we had this, we had this insane D&C this week, all right? Four fun-filled nights. Four?

It was four? I thought it was three. It was four? Four fun-filled nights. Four fun-filled nights of all of your favorite Democrats, not just your favorite Democrats. You know, the Democrats love their whole big tent, right?

So that means Republicans, Kings, cops, soldiers, CEOs, union busters. They had CEOs? Yep. I didn't watch very much of it. Well, so what are you going to talk about? I got highlights, baby. I got highlights.

But so, you know, they emphasize this. The thing is, it's hard to, what is a Democrat? No one really knows because of this. It's a donkey. Because of this big tent. It seems to be anyone who doesn't want to vote for Trump. Who doesn't want to vote for Trump. Or RFK.

You're, well... We're going to get to that, I think he would not consider himself a Democrat at this time because he's dropped out of the race. Or he hasn't ended his campaign. He said he's suspending his campaign. Oh, come on. What? That's just the same.

Say you're dropping out of the race, loser. There's a distinction. We'll get to it when we talk about RFK, Jesus Christ. But, yeah, four crazy nights. They trotted out all their... Quite a contrast to the RNC. a very well that's the thing the whole thing is joy this year

and honestly it's very if you watch it it's very palpable speakers are saying joy what is his name Doug Emhoff Emhoff the future first gentleman He's calling his wife a joyous warrior We are all joyous warriors Oh so the joy isn't it doesn't stand for anything

Like jerking off yourself Right Does it stay for any? No it doesn't stay for any No, it doesn't stay up for anything. Joy is this. We went from being this lugubrious group of people. What are we going to do?

Legubrious. Look at our guy. Imagine the DNC could have been very different. It could have been a funeral for Joe Biden. If Nancy Pelosi did not step in, it was going to look very different. But people are happy. Just do not ask them what Kamala's policies are. Don't ask her, don't ask what she wants to do.

Don't ask how she plans to do it. Because that is not joy. You are not being a joyous warrior if you do that. I also got to point out how funny it is that, the entire Republican Party was like, look at Joe Biden, look how old he is. He could, what are they doing running him? They shouldn't be running him.

He's too old. And then he drops out and then they're going, it's a coup against Joe Biden. It's a coup. Shut up. Which do you want? It's nothing new from the Republicans. But Joe Biden made an appearance,

night one, you got all the heavy hitters, the Clintons, Hillary and Hillary and Bill, which seems like an insane move. You know, the only, unsuccessful candidate against Donald Trump, trot her out. And then Bill Clinton, which honestly just keeps them from being able to do the, what's that? This is just a great thing that someone posted. Sammy Hagar. It's a photo comparison of Bill Clinton and Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar is 76. Bill Clinton is 78. Sammy has had over 40 plus years of alcohol, drug, sex, and rock and roll.

Bill lives with Hillary. That's pretty good. He was also president of the United States. States for eight years, which is famously like the most stressful job you can have because they show the before and after photos. But never mind. Yeah, he lives with Hillary. Shut the fuck up. I mean, who knows when those photos were taken? Exactly. And they're terrible lighting and all that shit. Well, thank you for that. Uh, helpful. Bill Clinton also pointed out the, the, rightfully so, the job growth under Democrats for the last 30 years versus Republican. That was his big point. And it was true. 51 million to 50 to 1 million was his, uh, or it was It was 51 million, and under Democrats, in the last six presidents, it was, the Democrats

were responsible for like 50 million jobs, added Republicans for one million. But trotting this guy out here, it's so weird. It makes it so you can't talk about Trump and his Epstein ties because everyone's going to go, well, your guy was on the plane a lot, too. Yeah, but why would you also use the DNC to talk about Epstein? I feel like there's so much with Trump that you could talk about. If the other guy was hanging out with a famous sexual predator a lot, and they are going with that, Kamala, oh my God, people are going to get so pissed

because I have a hard time saying her name, Kamala. Yeah, just remember a comma. She called it out in her speech. She called him a sexual predator, all these things. Oh, yeah, and then the whole blowjob thing with Bill Clinton. It was also very funny on night one. They kept Joe Biden, the oldest man in the world. I mean, first, you have no idea how jam-packed, they pack these things with speakers and events and whatever.

When you look at the schedule of people who have to come out, it is every, everyone has to come out and do at least like 20 minutes about, you know, joy and unity and how we're doing it. And so by the time, you know, the Clintons come out. And then you think the Biden's are, like Biden's going to come out. Jill Biden has to come out. Ashley Biden, who I don't even know who Ashley Biden is. No one does. They won't give us Hunter for some reason. but Joe finally comes out

they must have finally got the cocktail right though did you see any footage of him yeah he looked he looked spry he was screaming he was he was out of the time of his life out there oh yeah didn't he say like Donald Trump is a son of a bitch they shouldn't

he should just they should just fully unleash him at this point let him cuss what are they going to do what's the FCC going to do find him he's the president of the United States go off king go off say son of a bitch But they must have been pissed. They're like, God, this is all we had to hit him with on the debate night. No, it's still, no, we're not.

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anyway Kamala harris i can't tell because he only kind of half goes for it he's doing he's absolutely doing borat he's got i hope to god he's doing borat i can't tell well and then also he gave this very endearing heartwarming thing generations people i i pains me to say this but his story about when he he's he he gets set up with Kamala and he calls her at like 830 in the morning and leaves a voicemail and it's it's very me energy, I thought. So I'm just going to get ahead of that before the people come out and say it. And that's when I dialed.

He's calling her phone number. I got Kamala's voicemail and I just started rambling. Hey, it's Doug. I'm on my way to an early meeting. Again, it's Doug. I remember I was trying to grab the words out of the air and just put the back in my mouth and for what seemed like far too many minutes i hung up this guy's going to be absolutely smoking dubies at the white house you think so he's going to be the first guy ever to do that

i wonder how often people are cranking hog at the white house just releasing stress things of that nature elaborate no what do you mean by that it's just i wonder how like just joe biden have a sex drive anymore no yeah keep going because we're all it's very brave of you to say i get it keep i got this Oprah also spoke and she referred to what cat ladies she said we have to appeal to everyone including for some reason calling out cat ladies unmarried cat it's a reference to the jd vance thing it was a joke oh because he called out cat ladies yeah dude we got it there's so much going on all the time

and especially with politics I cannot keep up with every little thing so that one went right over my head admittedly but it reminded me the Oprah thing I don't know if you've ever seen this this is old internet for y'all and I really like it it's you're just it's fantastic

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I'm just trying to keep it light, you know? There's so much shit. Go on. Sorry. Who do we want to talk about next? We got Chris Cuomo knocking the Dems. That was actually, I really liked that. Go for it.

Should I play that? Yeah. It's going to be a lot of... Well, I was having fun talking about it, but I think you just want to play videos. No, no. What else do you... Yeah, no. Lean into it, King.

Go up. Yeah, it was... They obviously had to trot out the Obama's... Obama is the king of the DNC at this point. He will be till he dies, probably. Both Michelle and Barack spoke. Oh, you got... Give him a little bit.

I got his small dick joke that he made about Donald Trump. There's the childish nicknames. The crazy conspiracy theories. this weird obsession with crowd sizes. The charisma is undeniable. Him and Michelle, they're very good. Michelle had some good Trump jokes. The only problem is in those speeches is

it seems like they trot them out to be like, don't be greedy. Don't ask for too much. Michelle had a very specific moment of, let's not let ourselves be Goldilocks, okay let's not let's not make it so we have to make everything perfect you know basically kind of speaking to the left being don't let uh we got to we got to play politics right all right so don't get all hung up in genocide and stuff just look we're being joyous over here we're doing

the joyful warrior thing don't be a baby uh there's oh man there's first husband kind of weird oh i i saw this clip of doug mhoff that i did think was kind of strange Because a lot of the right was, they're just grasping at straws at this point. Going so far, we'll get to it. Going so far is to make fun of a guy in a wheelchair. And obviously, what's his name's son? Tim Walz's son. But there is one moment where...

Yeah, which Ann Coulter, it seems like she's gotten shamed into deleting this. Doug Emahoff had his arm around his daughter, and he had his fingers in her pants. Anomic speech she gave was a major disaster. I think they're like in a belt loop or fingers and yeah but still that I don't know I'm not suggesting anything but what it's just a little strict oh you know what never mind I I would like to retract I'm I'm I'm retracting my statement because his hand is hanging over the back of a chair you know what great okay fine could have just done that research on your own and here's just an example of how fucked I won't even play it it's a guy with ALS and he has deteriorated as someone does

with ALS over the years and fucking end-wokeness says how is this not a South Park episode because he's saying things that are almost indiscernible because he can barely speak and this woman is holding microphone for him and then essentially translating for him

and these fucking people some of the things that they're saying is like I'd be so embarrassed to be a Democrat what's wrong with him? Did he have a stroke or maybe the COVID-19 Vax? Do we know if he was Vax?

That's actually a good question. Oh, and now Twitter is, uh, Twitter's taking all the, all the, yeah, what, oh God, yeah, these people are, these people are vile. And then Dinesh D'Souza was saying something about Tim Walz's son. Right. So Tim Walz was night, Tim Walz was night three. That was the big, uh, you know, they had Pete and Amy Klobuchar, but the big thing was Tim Walz having his big moment, which, I think it's a shame that he's not, uh, like in the actual. candidate he can he can talk about yes he can he can talk about all these i mean there's a big he has the record to back it up he has accomplished um these these things that make huge

differences in people's lives and as the governor of minnesota he had a he had a one-seat majority in the in the legislature in minnesota and was able to get all these things done and he can talk about that i don't understand how he doesn't own any assets that's that's a mind-blowing thing to me that they point out that he does not own a single stock, bond, ETF, anything. I think his retirement is all wrapped up in pensions. Oh, interesting. And then, of course, there was a moment where he and his family are walking out on stage, and he kind of, it looks like he kind of pulls his son's arm in it.

Did you see this circulating? They're all going, they're all now latching onto that and going, see, he's not a good guy. He yanks his son. And his son is autistic. And he's being, that shows who he really is. And it looks like it's manipulated where they're speeding up just that one moment because it does look like he's like yanking him pretty hard. It's fucking stupid.

I'm so sick of these fucking people, man. What I thought was really nice is one of the Central Park Five who famously got, when was that, the 80s? The Central Park Five were the five young black men who got accused of raping a woman in Central Park. and Donald Trump famously took out an entire full-page ad on in the New York Times calling for them to just be executed. So they had him, one of them, Yusuf Salam, who was recently elected to the New York City Council. They had him come out and talk. And yeah, I think that just that whole Central Park Five thing really underscores how Donald Trump is very much the type to, what would you say? like um i don't know something first ask questions later shoot first shoot first ask questions later yeah

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Clink that link. Clink it, baby. He's just a, I really did enjoy. though, the contrast of the Republicans' whole thing and whole angle has been, this country is a dumpster fire, this country fucking sucks, everything is broken, everything is wrong, and only our Lord and Savior Donald Trump can fix it and deliver us from evil. And the Democrats, as usual, you know, their thing was a message of hope and love and joy.

Yeah, but it's nothing. The whole point is that Kamala Harris will be whatever you want her to be. So last night was the last night of the DNC. We're recording this a little early, so last night for us. Last night, she delivered her, you know, 30 or 40-minute speech. And it's still pretty vague what her whole platform is. And a lot of people, including myself, have been lamenting the fact that we don't really know what she wants to do, what her vision for the country is. And a lot of other people have been getting pissed that you're even asking that.

question or saying things that are downright confusing. Like, what are you talking about? She's going to release it at the DNC. That's how it always works. But, you know, Jay Caspian King wrote a great article in The New Yorker about how we just have no idea. And as of this recording, she has not updated her website. There is no platform section of her website. Her speech, you know, it touched on some things. And do they have it? Have they updated it? I'm checking now. Let's see. You can donate right away of course you can donate take action store yeah there's um right but i think that's the point and it's working pretty well for her right now the vibes are good and no one wants to ruin the ruin the good vibes it's a big tent you can have central park five members at your convention you can

have little john you can have cops you can have everyone CEOs and and union organizers it's it's for everybody um but yeah i it's so we still don't know what she wants she touched a little bit on the economy she wants to do some like mortgage assistance for home buyers and stuff like that a tax credit for families there's also the a lot of people have been uh it's the classic thing of getting really upset at platforms or the or these policies targeting wealthy people i don't understand why people feel the are you talking about the tax that only affects people over a hundred million dollars the unrealized so it that's been my favorite it's a tax on if your net worth is over a hundred million dollars

you get taxed on unrealized gains so if you're holding stocks for example that you do not intend to sell and they go up in value by five million dollars but you don't sell it you get taxed on that five million dollar gain what i don't understand and this is not a defense of those people but what What I don't understand is what happens when the following year those assets drop significantly in value. Do you get a refund? Is it something where then that's like you book a, if you can get taxed on an unrealized gain, can you also get a credit on an unrealized loss, I wonder?

And of course, their whole thing is, well, if they're starting it with people at $100 million, Eventually, they're going to make its way down to you, and you're going to have to pay. I mean, she's continuing the promise of Joe Biden. She doesn't want to raise taxes on anyone earning less than $400,000, which is most people. Yeah. And, yeah, she talks about this, like, opportunity economy she wants to create where everyone has a chance to compete and a chance to succeed. That was about as specific as she got. She talked about, like, removing red tape to create more housing.

abortion is their big thing it's easy for them to be like you know that's a very tangible thing therefore abortion Donald Trump is bragging about and really owning the fact that he was able

to overturn Roe v. Wade It's really fascinating to me the way that Republicans bitch and whine about how unfair things are and so on when it's like you have

why can't you just face the fact that you have unpopular policies and ideas? If you wanted the widespread majority support that the Democrat Party, Democratic Party enjoys, maybe you could learn by now that the majority... Do you think that's true, though? I mean, we're talking, you're talking about very close elections here every year. I mean, this is not like a done deal. I think that the majority... Also, there is no real policy. That's like the exact thing I'm complaining about. And Kamala has So far to the right

I mean some of these talking points When she was talking about the military These lines about like America Will have the strongest and most lethal Fighting Force in the world They're like God damn I mean And absent are all those things

Just an election cycle ago You had a huge field Of potential nominees Running for who could be the most left I mean people with Public University platforms People with Medicare for all platforms, which she didn't talk about, but she already came out and said, her campaign already said, we're not going to push the issue of single payer health care. Climate stuff, barely a whisper of it.

She said something like everyone has the right to clean air and clean water. It's like, okay, how are you going to fucking do it? I mean, it is a completely, all of those things are just like not on the table anymore. Do you think it's a case of them, do you think it's a case of, I don't know, poor planning on their part or a complete lack of a platform? Or do you think it's something that they're hiding? It's planning on the, everything is working. Everyone's feeling good. The vibes are fucking good.

Don't ruin the party. That is the whole thing. I mean, the images you're seeing of, they look at, you know, the people asking for them to stop funding a genocide as some kind of party. Cooper. I mean, you can, there are the images online of, I think it was when everyone was leaving on night two. The, the protesters have speakers, and they're saying the names of children who have been killed in Gaza. And you have, you have Democrats coming out going like this, like, la, la, la, la, because they don't want to hear it. They don't, it's inconvenient. We're trying to fucking party. The vibes are good. It's joy, baby. Why are you, why are you trying to bring us

down? I disagree. I think that, That whole thing is that they're outside burning American flags and they're like, just you guys are impossible to please. That's insane. I mean... I don't think so. I think that if their whole thing is trying to be... Impossible to please. They're asking for one very specific thing.

Well, depending on who you ask. Some people are saying bring the war here. There are people wearing stickers that are like, we'll bring the fucking war here. And it's like... But that's not who they're meeting with. They're meeting with... They're trying to get the uncommitted movement. they're asking for very specific things.

And they didn't invite, they had, didn't they have some Palestinian people who they were like, hey, here's someone who is a more. But there was no Palestinians allowed to speak. There was no, there are Palestinians in Congress who were not given a platform to speak. The language where she talks about Gaza was basically the line Joe Biden has been saying about, like, which, you know, she made it seem a little bit nicer and more comprehensive. passionate um which was good right not really it's all bullshit it's uh what was bullshit about it if you as uh elan omar said if you want to if you want a ceasefire it's very easy to do that

stop sending the weapons you cannot at one you cannot at once say we're working tirelessly to for a ceasefire and then also send 20 billion dollars in weapons yeah that so it feels empty and the more compassionate rhetoric is not going to do anything for everyone so they want real movement on this and that is going to be a red line issue for people uh my favorite thing was and i thought that this was brilliant if it ended up being true was and this person brandon freedman seems to have uh i think traced it back so there were rumors that taylor swift or biance were going to perform and this person have you ever heard of angry staffer it's a blue check account with 600 000 followers they tweeted at 1230 central time that a big surprise was gonna was on the way

it said i've been sworn to secrecy but you don't want to miss the dnc tonight if you thought the opra surprise was big just wait i i really fucking hate new twitter because the entire threat is gone that he had made jesus fucking christ anyway One account takes it and runs with it And then another person just tweeted the emoji of the B So everybody thought it was going to be Beyonce And I think that this was a really smart move Because it got a ton of people tuning in

That may have already been like, all right, whatever For Kamala's final speech, her big speech Because everybody was going, who's the guest going to be? And it was fucking nobody. There was nobody that was there was no big reveal I guess Kamala was the big fucking reveal. And then, yeah, we had... Good ploy, I guess.

The old thing's very embarrassing. They, the, just all this excitement around kind of... I feel like it's an excitement around just not Joe Biden. Like, okay, it's just a relief of just like, okay, yeah, awesome. We can finally actually be excited. And she can be. whatever you want her to be. She can be whatever we want her to be.

A corporate tech-friendly Democrat. She can be that. You want her to be... Also, it feels like... We talk about parasycial relationships a lot. It feels like now people need parasycial relationships with their politicians in such a weird way where it's like,

Mamala and Tim Walls is America's dad. And they're like, they would never let me down. They're my political parents. Meanwhile, they really... God damn. Just, here's lives of TikTok. Why did Tim Walls kick his foot up? like that something seriously weird and off about this dude he kicks his foot oh that's old big

fucking deal man oh my god he's doing it again he always so weird they're just uh these fucking people man and then uh what was this the um oh this has nothing ben linked his own tweet apropos of nothing well actually apropos of the whole them just wanting to find problems with everything. There's a show on, I think it's on Amazon Prime, and Libs of TikTok took it and ran with it because they made the King of England a black, disabled gay man in this show, My Lady Jane. No, this isn't a joke. And their thing that they're trying to run with is, oh, look what the liberals always do. They take even historically accurate things and have to wokeify it. So I just did a simple Google search, and I looked up this show, My Lady Jane. The world of My Lady

Jane is inhabited by ethians, humans who can take animal form, as well as ordinary humans, known as Verity. It is a fucking fantasy show adapted from a book. Oh, God, man. These fucking people. I swear to God. Here's, did you see this, the woke sopranos? It's really good.

It's worth a watch. This is making fun of woke stuff. Um, done right, I think. The woke mob. You fast the time-based meat boss? That's Tony. He's the boss. Tony, he him. How you doing? That's Jack. He's always talking about what he just watched on TV.

Are you caught up on Drag Race? I think it might be the best season yet. That's Frank. He's always talking real smart. Hey, check your email. I just sent you Sonia Sotomayor's to send an opinion on the case that overturned Roe v. Wade. It's really powerful stuff. Jack, what are you doing? You wasting bullets. Don't worry about it. He's stimming. I've often used kind words.

I love each other. Congratulations, Jack. made man. Thank you. Don't forget to use person first identify as boss. Jack, you're a man who is made. Gender neutral, Jesus Christ. Jack, you are a person who's made. Thanks, boss. Gentlemen, I brought you here today to let you know that I made a decision on our new consiglierie. Who is it? My beautiful daughter, Isabella. Oh, that is unacceptable. What, a nebo baby? What, you guys got a problem with a woman in power? All right, you get the gist. Listen, I'm just trying to break it up because I know that this is, this is a, uh, it's a, it's a, it's a depressing time it's a scary time no it's not it's a joyous time i'm a joyous time uh Kamala did

her entire speech basically she read off one of those lawn uh lawn signs of in this house we believe that we believe what is real and love is love and no person is illegal even though she wants to get the bipartisan immigration bill signed that basically appropriates like a ton of money for the border wall uh look wait there's we're joyous warriors baby there's how did I miss the whole fucking joy thing Jesus Christ You didn't see Oprah did a big

Joy Oh shit JD Vance By contrast went to a donut shop And boy It's just as bleak as it gets He just doesn't know Also the back of his hair

People were pointing out He's just got a dog shit haircut I'm not even gonna play it He just doesn't know how to act He just says hey I'm JD Vance I'm running for president And the girl just says He talks like a cop

he's trying to be a social person but he asks questions like a car it is he asks like he's suspecting the employees of something it's the most uncomfortable thing the highlight of it by far as he introduces himself in the middle and says hi I'm JD Vance and I'm running for

vice president and the employee helping him just goes okay yeah and it's really beautiful the highlight for me is when he says I don't know just put a couple cinnamon rolls in there whatever makes sense he says that were me I'm calling out

He seems like such a prick. There's a moment right at the beginning. She says, I don't really want to be filmed. And he kind of looks at his film crew with this kind of like, can you believe this bitch? And he's like, guys, she's saying she doesn't want to be filmed. So make sure she's not. And it's just like, dude, just fuck off. Also, just have your fucking guy go in and be like, hey, is it okay if we shoot a little bit of shit?

I imagine they might have tried that a couple times. And people were like, get the fuck out of here, you weirdo. yeah uh and so he was like why don't we just turn the camera on and we'll give it a try but god he has a bad vibe he's a really bad vibe and that's all that matters it's all things vibes baby um who else i don't even want to talk about the fucking the undercover conservatives going in there and just doing exactly what you think they were going to do like matt waltz just trying to look it's just very funny i don't um who's it for they're televising everything i don't they're i could see them doing that, there was some good coverage about how a lot of the stuff at the DNC is happening

in kind of private corporate meetings and stuff like that that is not being televised. If you wanted to be a little James O'Keefe freak and try to sneak in and, you know, do your little gonzo journalism thing, go do it there. It's weird to go down on the, on the floor of the DNC and be like, we're getting an inside scoop. It's like, my man, there's cameras everywhere. They're blasting it out to the world. And so, yeah, it's just funny. And then, of course, there's clips of them getting owned yeah and but trying to own people by being like let me ask you this yeah what is a woman and you're like dude just fuck off this is a good one from uh speak yeah speaking of that this is charlie kirk real fast we have a republican governor and republican secretary state in the state of

georgia what's your name he said park my name's parker we have a public and governor republican secretary state in georgia that proved our elections and donald trump said that wasn't constitutional don't trump trying to undermine our constitution i just walked in i'm here to just There's Charlie Kirk's response to this kid. You're an anti-patriotic, anti-constitutional person crashing our party because you tried to stop our democracy. I got one question. Donald Trump called the secretary state of Georgia and told him to find him to vote.

What is a woman? Oh my God. That is so fucking weird, y'all. Maybe you should meet one. That's a good quip. I'm married to one. I'm married to one. She's not allowed out of the house.

Who is the little kid who talks to Mike Lindell? I don't know. But, yeah, Mike Lendell. Oh, my God. Mike Lendell went undercover liberal as well. And just, it's too long to play because it's truly like a, what, 20 minute clip or something? 13 minutes of him trying to tell this little boy, what state was it, Georgia? He's talking about Georgia and he's just rattling off all this bullshit.

And it's just too much. It's creepy, not even creepy, it's political uncle on Facebook vibes. bottom line is Kamala's Brat She's whatever you want to be Mindy Kaling confirmed that No, Mindy Kaling

In one of the most cringe moments of the DNC introduced Nancy Pelosi And said This woman was Brat Before Brat was Brat

And So look She's whatever you want her to be You want her to be Cozy to corporations You want her stick up For the Working Man You want her to be

pro ceasefire you want her to keep the war going whatever you want she will do okay she's everything you could ever dream of she'll do it with a smile on the face and a cackle in her in her throat the other big news it was uh this morning rfk junior which there were whispers of it happening there was a did you see the first interview that trickled out of his running mate nicole shan this this one right here yeah this happened um this happened probably monday or tuesday Let me skip to 125. Which means that we can spend all of that time and money campaigning. So, you know, there's two options that we're looking at.

And one is staying in, forming that new party, but we run the risk of a Kamala Harris and Walt's presidency, because we draw votes from Trump or we draw somehow more votes from Trump I truly just cuts to the ugliest man you've ever seen we walk away right now and join forces with with Donald Trump

and you know So a little precursor there which was surprised like it was kind of an unspoken thing it was RFK didn't want to give away the game his whole thing was you know I don't like either of these parties I am a different thing. I'm not Republican, I'm not Democrat.

I'm a different thing. And it was very surprising for her to just hear her come out and say it. We are pulling votes away from Donald Trump. And if we do that, we risk a Kamala Walls. Is it Walls or Waltz? Walls. I heard on the radio today that they were, they had reached out to the Harris campaign to try to get him a cabinet position.

He was just kind of in no man's land. and figured I'll just go to whoever takes me. Is that true? I don't know. I wouldn't put it past him. I mean, I'm sure they reached out and they were like, no, we're all good. We're doing this whole weird thing and you're not really going to be helpful for that.

You would think that he would. You would think he would what? I feel like he's done probably from his history as an environmental lawyer. Like, hasn't he done objectively good things? Yes. He had like... Like that bear. That was an objectively good thing.

He had... And he's not all bad. It's, it's not a black and white thing. It's, he's a, he's a very complicated case. He, you know, yeah, he cut his teeth with, like, being an environmental lawyer. A lot of people, if you just took, like, a weird short chunk of his career, he'd be like, oh, geez, this guy's great. He seems to rely on with.

Wow, he's great, according to a meal. But when you look at the full picture, you're like, this guy is. He's a kook. Yeah, a bit all over the place. Do you think that his voice hurt him? Like, if he didn't have that crazy wackadoo voice, would he have been, or is it the things, is it everything else? I feel like it's.

I mean, third party is just impossible. It's, it's a incredibly difficult task. So I don't, it's not like he's, it's not like he's doing, like, faring any better or worse than, you know, Ross Perrault or. Yeah. Yeah. What I thought was really funny is this morning when he gave his press conference for it, it was so long, some of the major news outlets just left in the middle of it. Dude, I turned it up. My brain is fucking mush. It's been four nights of watching these, uh, these fucking birdbrain Democrats, like, just talk about whatever. And then this morning, I topped it off with just watching him, uh, watching him suspend his cat.

campaign also it's important to note the difference so he his whole thing is that in battleground states um where he is getting about polling about 5% i mean that's a big difference when you're talking about huge close close races um he does not want to disrupt Donald Trump's chances in those states right and he realizes that he would do that but he does still want to try to gain that 5% threshold where you can get where you can get federal funding for third parties. So he is urging people to,

his campaign is suspended, not ended, meaning he's getting himself removed from places like, that was the other big news. In Arizona, he had filed to remove his name from the ballot. So any battleground state, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Ohio,

he's getting his name to remove from the ballot. Everywhere else, he wants to stay on the ballot and he's saying, if you live in a safe state, vote for me. I still want to get Wait so what will that do Getting federal funding for the third party

What does that mean? Running for president is very expensive Yeah And like one of the biggest hurdles Is getting on the ballot It's very expensive You have to file, you have to pay lawyers All of this stuff

If you get federal funding You have a lot better You don't have to raise right away To get all of this stuff going You know you are You can just start getting on ballot and ballot access will be a lot easier.

But so he's not fully out of the race, but he has thrown his weight behind Donald Trump. I imagine they're going to offer him a... I mean, who knows? I imagine they're going to offer him something. It seems... I mean, it's very odd. If you've watched any of his thing stepping down,

he's very butt-hurt about the Democrats. He talks about how he's obviously lifelong Democrat, his dad, his uncle. Democrats. He went to his first DNC when he was like, I don't know, a fucking toddler. And then he feels they did him dirty. Also, listening to him talk, it sounds, he thinks had there been no, had there been a completely fair election, he would have been far and away, the president. I think that if it was still Trump and Biden and they had given him, by the way, again, this is not any kind of endorsement, but I think he's on to something if

there were, if the system were set up in a different way where it weren't just the two parties and if he were allowed on the debate stage and stuff, I think that he, his messaging was measured enough that he could have attracted a lot more people and thus had more of a fighting chance. Yeah, but if they were actually going to open up to a primary, he wouldn't have just been going up against Biden. I think that's the difference. And I think, I think if there was an actual primary season, he ran in an open Democratic primary, I think all of this stuff would came out and pretty early on people would have been like i don't know this guy's a little fucking weird i think we can get someone with just as measured beliefs without yeah you know

the the bear slang the fucking uh the brain worm the which is funny because you name it otherwise these things would the internet at large i feel like would find these things endearing admitting you've got literal brainworms is it's so wild to me that it completely backfired you think people would i think that they will look back on him with like You wacky guy. Yeah, but then, you know, a lot of the stuff with the vaccines and stuff is pretty insidious. You know, the way he, I don't know, I was watching something about someone going into his book. And it all seems pretty in bad faith and ill-informed.

Yeah, and he's like elevated some pretty, I mean, that was the other thing. Nicole Shanahan this morning on the Adam Carolla show. I cannot believe I'm saying these words. Yeah, what the fuck? Wait. I need to like remove myself from this. Is the Adam Carolla show back on the radio? I don't know.

It's his podcast, I'm sure. Oh, God. Yeah, he sucks. But she, this was before he dropped out or suspended and said that he's going to throw his weight behind Trump. Adam Crowell asks her, are you guys going to throw your weight behind Trump? And she said, you know, we're in a really difficult spot because he has not. apologized for Operation Warp Speed and using Anthony Fauci and so it's that kind of stuff where I'm like there is a real so much of their campaign is this like personal grievance

about vaccines and stuff which I think there is a good amount of people who are maybe still hung up on that but I don't think it's enough to rally the country I think people want to move on and it's a very I was just shocked you want you want Trump to apologize for I mean we're dealing with a goal of pandemic

and he put arguably one of the smartest things he did was putting all the resources we had behind developing a vaccine so we could get out of it I mean yeah well fuck all right

let's move on to some final stuff I just thought that this was funny and tragic that Boeing So they got this new triple seven, right? It's called the triple seven, I think triple seven X. And four, they've got four test planes, all four of which were just grounded after they found cracks in part of the jet's structure

that connects the engine to the fuselage. And deliveries for this plane are supposed to start next year. So that's kind of scary. I don't like that. And this is coming from someone who has flown a few times on a max plane because I just was like, know what i trust it at this point the more they fucking go on with this shit that might be just

part of normal manufacturing at this point i don't know um yeah and then the thing geez chickfilet launching a streaming platform what the fuck i mean i know what they're going to put on there it's it's going to be family friendly stuff and reality family friendly things chicken stuff chicken stuff lots of chicken stuff i want to see those cows i want to see the billboard cows do they still do that i miss those i thought that was a fun um i feel like they're still i've seen them Like misspelled, eat more chicken. Yeah. By the way, in the bonus, I'm going to share with you guys a very special photo that I took,

speaking of cows in the freeway. It's going to be a very special photo. It's a good photo. Dylan, you'll appreciate it because it's a very unique, very cool photo that I took. Cool. Can't wait to look at it. Yeah. I think I've seen it, right?

You have. But I want to see those illiterate cows. I want to see them. Well, I feel it's unfair to classify cows as illiterate. I think the fact. That's their whole joke is that the cows are illiterate. They can barely spell. But you're telling me, eat more chicken.

You're telling me a cow makes that billboard. And the first thing you're going is, these cows are illiterate. Yeah, it is sad. I'm going, that's incredibly close. Yeah. I understand what you're trying to say. And the fact that you even know how to do it, I think we might be able to work with this. I think someone else pointed it out years ago on Twitter that their whole ad campaign is cows begging for their lives.

Right. Like, please eat the other animals instead. Stop eating us. That is... That is one of the bleak ones, man. They should just run how it's made on their competitors. They should just be like how it's made McDonald's all day on Chick-Billade TV. That's Chick-Billade TV.

It's just gnarly. Don't turn that shit off, man. But also, don't look at how the chickens are killed. Oh, I remember what the fucking stock was that I was going to talk about. Who cares at this point? Oh, all of that. Kura sushi. It's the sushi conveyor belt place.

Because one of the best most popular... Look, he's getting worked up about it. again this is great the best most popular well-performing stocks has been wing stop

of all fucking of all places wingstop sucks I've never had wing stop and this is you like wing stop I like I just want

I know there's gonna be some comments wingstops good so I just wanted to get yeah yeah no we don't like we do we got to get ahead of it

do you really wink at me if not I did not wink okay he really didn't all right there was this guy there was this guy

And there was this guy named Jeff, not Jeff Bezos, Ethan Evans. Oh, we got to talk about this guy. This guy, he's a, he was a VP at Amazon. He probably was elsewhere, but. He definitely was. People have looked at, I don't think it is right to say it was Jeff Bezos. He worked at a startup, though. He did this whole Twitter thread that he then erased, and he said,

a CEO I worked for seduced my wife in retaliation for my pushback on him at work. He won. I divorced and left the company. When I say I truly understand how some executive teams can be political snake pits. I trust you will believe me. Learn from my pain. Do the following. And then he has his whole thread. I wish we had the fucking thread because it's not that great. I saw it when it was live and it was just, he then just goes into fucking sales and all Keep your wife away from the CEO. But what else is there? People were speculating, not even speculating.

They were like, oh, he's talking about Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos took this guy's wife. But then he was talking about working at a startup also, so it could have been a startup that he worked at. And either way, he got so embarrassed that he erased the thing. And, yeah, oh, we didn't talk about Chris Cuomo. Fuck, it's okay. Chris Cuomo was at the DNC.

Go ahead, play it. He was pointing out the hypocrisy. It's too long, but he's just... Why, I find it interesting. Yeah, okay. I mean, we're at 58 minutes here. Nobody's listening. At the DNC is that they're going to go after corporate gouging.

And they're going to go after corporations, whether it's in taxes, largesse, loopholes. The RNC, we heard the same thing. They're going after the elites. The two sets of rules. Let me reveal a reality to you that has to be spoken to here, okay? These are the soldiers. These are the men and the women that go back to their... constituencies in their communities and they fight. They take time from their jobs. They take

tombs from their families. Republicans and Democrats alike, that's what they do. They need to charge these people up. They need to be able to get them on board. But there is another reality that is literally looking down on them. Greg, look at the ring of sweets, okay? This is not unique to Democrats. There is a game of money. When people talk about Uniparty, we are strangled by the money reality in our politics. Those sweets start at 500 grand. Jesus. You think there's like a teacher group up in there? You think it's like the Cub Scouts of Columbia County, South Carolina, that's up in those boxes?

Some of them are lobbies and good things. The media boxes you think they're free? Why do you think I'm on the floor? News Nation is not a broke company. Next door is a massive organization. We are corporate media. We don't have one of those boxes because that's the game. You pay to play.

Those boxes are filled with the same people that they say. going to regulate. They are literally looking down on the faithful and being told, yeah, yeah, we're going to break down on them. We're going to make them pay their share. They paid 500, 700, a million, a million and a half to have those seats. They get hotel suites that are probably gifted to the party. And the same thing is true with the Republican side. And they're going to take them down. They're going to change how it is. They are looking down from on high at the people who make the difference in their communities. And that is the reality of politics. And that is the reality politics.

Protect Quisk. Fuck. Really good. Dude, Comrade Chris over here. Protect Quisk, Cuomo. Of course.

I mean, it feels a little naive. It's like, yeah. What do you? Yeah, we all know that. But also, my guy, don't ruin the party. We're doing joy, my man. What do you think of the...

She can be whatever you want. She can be a hero of the working class and the fucking corporations. What do you think of the whole price... One of the things that she did talk about. Yeah. What do you think of that? I think it's fucking insane. All you have is the right screaming.

Like, everything's got more expensive under Joe Biden. Like, my life is over. Fuck you. What are we going to do? We need Trump back. And then she's like, okay, fine. I'll enforce these anti-price gouging measures. And everyone was like, you're a fucking communist.

I want expensive shit or I'd rather fucking die than have it cheaper from you, you've communist. I think it's a great idea. I also don't understand. Because people are confusing it with like price controls where she's instituting federal price controls, rather than there are. states have all kinds of price gouging measures like that's it drives me insane it's i i don't understand what people want the government to do if or anyone to do if you're going to complain about the prices

and then someone's going to step in and say like yes corporations are taking advantage of you why don't you let me do something and they're like no that would be communism it's yeah then what do you want someone's like stepping up to be like yeah i'll i'll protect you from getting fucked over so your family's groceries aren't so fucking expensive and you're just going to throw a fit you don't actually want anything to be better you just want to cry about whatever is happening about the team you don't like it's just and you know who we have to blame for a lot of this in part is their guy don't trump no dude this has been going on for so yeah but it's gotten a lot worse like 2015 2016 we went on a different path he changed politics as we know it definitely but this like

you know sides bullshit has been going on for quite a long time i mean in in 2008 they were calling uh they were calling um obama a socialist and a and a communist and an arab and that's the thing oh yeah i mean uh he's a secret muslim who's gonna how did that pan out folks where are those people the old lady who's like he's gonna he's gonna that was the funniest thing about that people still post that moment of john mccain getting asked the question from the lady where and they were like i wish politics was still like this because the lady goes like well what do you have to say like i heard he's a muslim blah blah blah and john mcane goes like no no no i need to stop you right there he's not a muslim he's a good honest man which like kind of implying that like if he's a muslim

I think it was a gaff. I know, but it's just like, I don't even, but people don't even recognize it. It's, uh, yeah, I don't know. Well, folks, that about wraps it up. Leave us a comment. Who are you voting for? Who you voting for?

And also, the bonus episode, we got a lot of shit. We'll talk about, we'll push the Trump and Theo Vaughn thing to there. I'll share my cool photo. I think it's really cool. You can't make fun of me, though. I got to talk about Yonix Center and the steroids a little bit because the U.S. Open is here. That's exciting.

That's going to be exciting. Maybe we can also talk about the Peter Thiel's drug Olympics that he wants to do. But anywho, we'll see you when we're back. Hopefully we didn't die. Bye.