The Ben and Emil Show - MBS 7: Catching up with a very special guest

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

You asked for it, and he's back. Our sweet boy gives us a big business update on his furniture store and we're just screwin around and laughing and gigglin because we love each other. Also we talk a bit of baseball!! This week's bonus Ben gets all riled up and pissed off. Sign up at: https://www.benandemilshow.com See our latest episode here: https://youtu.be/fzRaedlDGsg Watch Ben's Taco Bell Taste Test here: https://youtu.be/5wsoc5pieuA This episode was shot and edited by Connor Rousseau / @ conrad_roussrad Follow us on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ conrad_roussrad and @ philorphilip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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it's very special. We've been gone for a while. We've heard all of you. Everyone was begging for our boy. They said, we miss Phil. We missed the meatball special. All we wanted is it back. And we've been busy building the set, but we're back, baby. And we got the meatball special for you. Welcome back, Phil. Yeah, welcome back, Phil. Thank you for having me. Happy to be here. I feel like I've been on a lot of episodes, but you guys were doing it in the other room and I was trying to do work in the other room. Yeah. Yeah. You've been there with us. spiritually and physically, just in the other room. It was tough because you guys were talking and I would go,

ah, like I have quips. And I cannot bring up the quips because these are your episodes. So that was always a little tough. So did you have any written down that you maybe wanted to share? From the previous episodes? I was going to bring up Ben Zit that one day. I still got one. It's like a spider bite.

You had a lot of Zit material. Yeah, I mostly burned all my Zit stuff. But how you guys been traveling? going also Australia, Greece, Spain. Oh, that was ages ago. That was ages ago. We covered it. But a distant memory.

How have you been? How's business? I know, you know, Hollywood's been crazy. Hollywood has nothing to do with me. We're talking more female furniture is also really bad. Oh, but so the Hollywood stuff is bad too. The Hollywood stuff is bad, but basically in like the way dinosaurs are doing bad. It's extinct.

It's gone. It's out of my life. I don't care about it. I'll read about it in books. But your fallback, women's furniture. I wouldn't say a fallback. It's equally passionate about female furniture. So it's a simultaneous plan A. It's not doing good, you guys. I don't know. I have like a little sort of business plan kind of thing. Really? If I could walk you through it. Yeah. We're just doing like some shits and gigs. Is that okay? Sure. Anything to help the business. I don't want my boy to be. Yeah. Because you guys like kind of do that. You talk about business and you're both pretty entrepreneurial, so I think it would be kind of cool. Oh, boy, he's got a whole presentation here, folks.

For the audio listening, you're just going to have to shut up. You're going to have to shut up. And you're just going to have to really tune into this episode. Yeah, man. Meepo. Guys, welcome to the Meatball special October 2020. Which one of these little pups is which? Who's who?

I think I'm the middle guy and I think Emile's the dog and you're the dog with the hat. I mean, you're the meatball with the dog hat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you did the dog paint. I did the metal paint. And he's a bit of a meatball. I'm the little fat one. You're kind of a fat one.

God, I've been so fat recently. I ate a whole Domino's pizza to myself the other day. So we're just going to go ahead. This is a Phil check-in. So we're going to go ahead and pin that. This is my time. Sort of a presentation, okay? Phil check in.

Welcome to the Phil checking. Everyone's going to not sleeping like, where's he been? What's going? How's he going? How's he going? Um, so we don't have to jump on everything. We could just sort of make mistakes. This is not my profession. Sure. I come here once a month. I'm here to have a good time. Let's see how you do. Oh, there's your storefront. Yeah, Phil's furniture. Phil's female furniture. Um, oh, I see the little

woman's symbol. Yeah. Yeah, I put the woman's symbol in there. Phil's female furniture. 99211. Colwanga. Los Angeles, California, 99.029. Uh, shit is not doing good, you guys. Why is that? What's going on? What's going on? Maybe because it's like... Just the economy? People just have their stuff. Could be economy. Could be Biden.

I tried out some new pitches for taglines. Shattering the glass ceiling, but not the glass coffee table. You put class ceiling. Chattering the class... Next one. Audomon. More like woman, Ada. Put her feet out because she's been working all day too.

That I like... That I like a lot. And what about this one? Move over, Man Cave. It's time for the pussy ho. Oh, that's pretty good. they didn't move the die i'll tell you i don't know what this means is this bad yeah that chart's going down is that women's interest in your furniture is that everything i guess

is that your sales probably i don't really do the business side of the business i wish it was your rent i wish it was my it should be the shithole that i'm in this shittle fucking town um so stuff has not been going good for women's furniture and i brought in my nephew, and I brought him some social people, and I said, okay, let's try to figure out some rebrands. Let's really get back to basics here. So attempt number one, I ask myself, what do women

like? I don't know. And also, they like F1. Just to be clear, this is a presentation. So the chirupin, the chirpins, we'll keep it to a minimum. They like to be pampered. You know, they want to be taken care of. Okay, that's good to know. And I'll tell you, another thing, as they deserve, because they're queens.

They're queens. They deserve it. So I ask myself, I know what these bitches need. They need a massage. Because you know how girls are always saying, you should get a massage. What's up with that? Don't answer. This is rhetorical.

But they really, I don't go to the dentist. I don't go to the doctor. I'm not getting a massage. I know people that go weekly for massages. That's crazy. Rhetorical. So we came up with the tagline. I wanted to be the place that has

most comfortable furniture. That is the massage. Most. You know what I mean? And then we got Phil's female furniture. He's the misogynist. And that didn't work out good. Oh, yeah. That's very good. Once you say it, it's like a different thing. He's the massaginist. So I spent a lot of money on that sign. That's a great looking sign. I know. Phil's female. And it was like, finally, we're leveling up. I'm going to give out massages. He's the misogynist. He's the massaginist. He's the massaginist. Yes. Right. I'm the best massager. Right. The most massage.

You know what I'm surprised you haven't. Okay. A lot of chirping. A rebrand attempt number two. Then I have to figure to myself, what does everyone like? That's like not just think about women. Let's go wide. Let's go big. And I like to take a load off. I put load in question marks because it's kind of funny.

In question marks, yeah. It could mean other stuff too. But really, we're in the so-called Netflix and chill generation. They don't want to think they want to be told. They want a spokesperson. You know, you look at big brands. What's up with that? Do not answer.

we got the peanut guy we got these guys we got this guy these are the leaders of branding out there and so I figured let me maybe make myself the person

and have a real clear cut tagline Phil's female furniture sit here right cute take a seat no thinking right and then my stupid

fucking nephew he printed them all up on the seats so now I'm asking these women you know I'll tell you one thing people thought I wanted them

to sit on my face and which I obviously do consensually but I also put cameras in the seats so I can watch their asses up close and imagine my face smushed inside ass dead ass no cap I did that

wait say that again and imagine my face smushed in sad ass dead ass no cap I did that So that one didn't go good. I got in big trouble for that one. A real comedy of errors here. Truly. This next one is a big one. So I went back to women. Let's get back to our core base. Right? You know, really think about it. They like to paint. You ever notice that? They do. Yeah. Women be painting. What's up with that? You're like, don't answer. But honestly, if one of my friends, if you were like, I'm kind of sad, but I started painting, I'd be like, oh, he's 5150. Like, that is scary. No guys paint. And every girl is a bad painter. Well.

And people like IKEA type of shit, too, you know? Mm-hmm. Don't answer. Don't answer. No, I mean. So I figured un-painted furniture, right? Mm-hmm. I save money.

They get to be creative. This I like. And then I had this. Fills female furniture. Airloom quality, unfurnished, no colors. And I meant about the furniture. And I got in big trouble for that. I Chiwawa.

We're just going to go ahead and take that off the thing. That is a spicy meatball. What do you guys think about that? catchphrase. Which one? I chew wawa. That's a spicy meatball. I like that.

Don't answer. I bet. Wait, can I chirp real fast? No. Rebranded attempt number four. Now this, you know, they say three strikes in your output,

well, four balls that gets you on base. What does everyone like we're going big again, Emil? Baseball. You know, you got to go large.

I like it. Celebrities. I like that you don't give up. Can I say that? I appreciate that. I honestly do. What's up with that? Why is everyone like celebrities so much?

You know, you know, by now. Thank you, buddy. Tim at Bigley Jr. Minim House. Some of the biggest people in the game. And then you know what I did? Simple sign.

Phil's female furniture, the celebrity resting place. 9921, Coahuangha Boulevard, Los Angeles, California, 90219. I like this. Chill. Success, dude. Oh, it worked. People liked it. Yeah, we actually, we even had celebrities coming by.

So I got some picks to round it on out. Oh, this is, you know, sales went up. Wow. I think. That's not your rent, right? I hope that. Oh, fuck, I should clarify that. Sales went through the glass roof.

See, I spelled it right there. Some celebrities even stopped by, just to reiterate. Me and James Earl drones. So that was like a lot of fun. RIP. Like, what? He died. Yeah.

This was like months ago. Yeah, that's what I said. RIP. It was recent. Okay. Me and Pete Rose, we were playing catch. Oh, no, he died too. This was maybe a week ago. Are you kidding me? We're talking about the mats and everything. He died recently. Damn, he looks like shit. So this was actually really beautiful.

Oh, that's Chris Christopherson. Yeah, so everybody at the, at the, uh, all my employers were booing me because I wanted to pay them less because I wanted to make more money. And Chris came up and I was giving them a speech telling them about how they're going to make less money. I'm going to make more money. And Chris came up to me and he said, Hey, hey, hey, who's name is up there? This isn't their female furniture. This is Phil's female furniture. You deserve that money. You're the misogynist.

I'm the misogynest. Est. E.S. See, this is why we had to bail on it. Rebrand 1. So he really gassed me up and I appreciate that, Chris. He also died. He also died.

He also died. Really great guy. Me and Dame Maggie Smith. Oh. I'm a little toe up because I fucked her Oh yeah Look at you

Wow did you She looks very good She looks good too Yeah she's dead now though too What? Yeah she's also dead I'm starting to sense that there's a connective Oh and did you can't make a tumbo

Why are your pants off Because he fucked me He's big dude Look at me on that little coffee table Yeah he's like seven foot five Yeah he's a big guy No, no, no. All right, so I have an Emil check-in.

Oh, okay. So this is actually... Wow, that's animated. That's really nice. Thank you. So is the laughing before. Wait, I need to chirp. No, you're not allowed to chirp.

You'll have your check-in. Emil, topics to cover. I haven't seen you guys in a while, so I've written down some things I wanted to talk about with your... Ooh, I like your orange on your phone. He's got all his icons. the chirping. Just like, can we stop the whole podcast, please? Emil, I have some tennis jokes for me.

You can chirp whenever you want. It's your turn. Keep in mind, okay, but if it's about my game, it's about the game. Okay, great. How did the tennis player die? Stroke. Nice. I would have said like ground stroke or something. But, sure.

So, you know when you're playing a girl and they put the ball, in their skirt to hold on to it. Yeah. We should be a lot to smell it when they hit it back. Is that a joke or more about just a thought? I don't know. Now I'm hearing it out. I don't know.

Do you think when dogs see us playing tennis, they go, oh, so you do get it? The catching, the throwing the ball, the fetch of it all. I honestly think that every time me and Kevin, me and Sarah leave the house, Kev looks at us with like tennis balls and stuff. He's like, where are you guys? This is unbelievable.

Do you do my favorite thing. My one thing and you're not going to bring me. That's nuts. Ben chicken. Ben checking. What is with the bird taking a shit? Because I wanted it to be a plane, but then I was like, you know, my brother's soar is high. Thank you.

I'm doing good. I threw up. This is more for me. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Jewish women's tits are really big. Is that why all Jewish men are so needy? Yeah.

That makes sense. Again, more of an observation. Game time, folks. This game is called Guess the Freak. These images you're about to see are a combination of two people. Oh, is this a little Halloween game?

A little spooky Halloween game, yeah. Although they're not that scary, but they are kind of weird looking. So you're going to see an image of someone and it's a composite of two different people. So I want you guys to guess who the two people are. Freak number one! That's me. That's me. That's Amel and Kamala Harris.

So close. It's Lin and Kamala Harris. It's me and my fat era. You look like Lin-Manuel Miranda. Me? Well, the combination. Yeah. Wow. The Benela. Wow. That's pretty good. Good shit. Okay. Track number two. Who's this? Emil, your turn. That's me and someone. I know who it is. It's that actor who's in the... Try again. They're in this room.

Oh, John Bernthal. Yes. John Berndt. Me and Ben. It's me and, it's me and a meal. Oh, wow. We would have a really hot kid. Yeah, kind of a hot kid. Yeah, you look like John Burtonthal or like a Neanderthal.

This one. How crazy is it that this is an ARI image, by the way? Yeah. Like, kind of nuts. Is that me and a meal? No. Timothy Shalameh and Ed Begley Jr. Oh, wow.

Okay. All right. All right. And that's Emil. And Kamala. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Okay, final one. Oh, boy, that's you. You and J.D. Vance. Me and the big dog, baby. Me and the big dog. You would have a cool looking kid, too.

Interesting. You and Donald Trump. Huh. Yeah, you would. That's it. So that's the whole thing? That's the whole thing, yep. All right, I need to chirp now.

What was that? About 15 minutes? Okay, good. Yeah, that's great. Can I close my laptop? Okay. Phil's female furniture. I'm surprised you didn't make the F-PH

and the F and the F and, Furniture P. Oh, yeah, that could be fun. Fills female furniture. Oh, you think that's going to say business? I think... Making it more confusing.

I have a gift for you guys. Do you want it? Yeah. Wow. There's... One of you can open it. There's technically two in there, so... I'll open it.

I'm nervous to open it. It's nothing silly. Stroke. How did the tennis player die? Stroke. Yeah. Ground stroke. I don't know.

They don't was thinking like backhand stroke or something like. that. I don't know. It just sort of like didn't make sense. Oh, you got a star phone. We got a bunch of star phones. City souvenirs. I think I think I need it. Oh my gosh. I have it upside down. Okay. Grand reveal on camera. Oh, wow. Phil, this is really cool.

Wow. Folks, it's the Twin Towers. It's the entire original World Trade Center. Wow. That's incredible. That's really cool. That's really beautiful. I figured maybe some set dressing or if you want to put it up somewhere. Wow. And it's got a good heft to it.

Can I feel it? Yeah, feel it. Imagine we dropped it and they broke. Really cool. Thank you for that, Phil. Of course. That's a welcome home. Here, hand it to me.

I'll put it on my shelf. Really beautiful stuff. Okay, so all jokes aside, things have been pretty bad for me in general. Hollywood, female furniture. They've been good for you. you. The Mets are winning. The Mets are winning.

Which is really cool. We're very excited. You've been following it too. It is fascinating. It has been. What has been happening. Tell us why it's been fascinating. This is a rebuild.

So famously last year we had Scherzer and we had the other guy. We spent $300 million on these two guys. It didn't pan out. We got rid of them. And then this year we're supposed to be this rebuilding year. We have no real standout players except for Lindor and Pete Alonzo. But they've been on the team. team for a while. So this was kind of like, all

we'll see what happens. It's more of like five years. We'll get to it. But all of these things started happening. We kicked off the season. Zero and like five or something. We were like one of the worst teams out there. And then grimace throughout the first

pitch. Sorry? It's a bad joke. Zero and five and that's their rent. I don't get it. I don't understand. Emil, do you want to clarify what you meant by that? Because that didn't make any sense. That's their He's looking at the sun. The sun's peering through the roof

somehow. Zero and five. All these memes started happening. We had grimace throughout the first pitch. We brought up this guy Jose Inglacius. Hoctua throughout the first pitch. That's the real thing. Honestly, Hock Tua is for the Mets and it's crazy that she's such a big

Mets fan. I don't know what happened first. She's got the Midas touch. She really does. There is a write-in campaign for her for the president. I think she might have a shot. That's actually really funny. I would love to vote for her. But as that tweet said, you need to make sure,

you need to write in Haley Welch and spell it right. You cannot write in H-Too a girl. It will not count. Truly. And Haley is famously insanely spelled. The I is way over there. H-A-L-I-E-Y. Yeah.

Welch. That's how you know her mom was a crack addict. Yeah, what the fuck? That doesn't make any sense. Hey, y'all. H-A-E-Y. So I know you guys played OMG. Have you said the story about Jose Iglesias?

No. No, now I got to go to my cousin doodle by who's get some horse feed. Is she have a cousin doodle box? That's what Hayley Wells said. We were getting ready one time and they were fixing stuff

and I was just like watching Hawk Tua videos and she's like, I'm going to show you a day in the lap wherever she's from and then she's like, it's like two minutes long she's going around

and then all of a sudden she's like, now I got to go over my cousin dodo bugs to get some horse feed. She really does have a great voice. I like her. I like her too. great. I think she's funny. I agree

with you. Amel, I see you being hesitant. I like her fine. If she was the fervor with which everyone is sure. It's just, it feels unwarranted, but she's scary for sure. She's great.

Because we have a problem with Normies now. Normies have taken over. Normies can very much, I guess it's always been the case. They can easily dictate what really rises to the top in pop culture. True. And yeah, you got Normies who were like, ha ha, hactua.

Yeah, true. It is a bit on it. It's a very base appeal. Yeah. It's also just, the whole thing is very, celebrity is like, like nothing,

how we experienced it when we were younger. It's a completely different thing. And so I think, I think that's just tricky to me. I'm not used to it. And that's just going to, it's just going to be different from now. But there was a,

they were interviewing kids. Like, if you could have, dinner with one celebrity. Who would it be? Oh, yeah. And kids were saying Hawk to a girl,

I was going, this is fucking bizarre. Weird. You know. Because they're just kind of chasing the right now of it. It's just,

I wouldn't think of her as a celebrity, but I guess she is, you know, but if that was us where kids people would be like Michael Jordan and fucking,

you know, whoever. I missed the fucker right in the pussy guy. Which one was that? You remember him? Well, I remember,

Hawker, the pussy. Wasn't that a stern thing? No. Do me favorite Google fuck her right in the pussy? Yeah, it'll come up. You don't remember this guy? What is happening?

It's a cruise longer than how is, how is the original? He's live? I'm standing here with Fred who says he was greatly impacted by the gushing of oil. Can you tell us a little more of what you saw? I sure can. I was sitting on my front porch, grabbed

a beer, and fuck her right in the pussy. That's not the original. What the hell? No. This one looks scary. Jesus. Purchase his costume. What are you going to be this year, sir? I really don't know what this is,

but I've got something a whole lot scarier. Let's see it. Sure thing. Okay, now this is, they're all leaning into it now. That's it. Fucker riding the pussy. Oh, my God.

It's the same guy. Okay. The original is incredible. The original is he runs up and he grabs the ladies' mic and he goes, fuck, I ride the pussy. Is that the guy? Yes, that's the guy? And then they kept having a, dude.

Give that guy a podcast. How is the original not on here? This is, this is crazy making. There, there it is. Here it is. God damn. Relax. It's pissing me off.

I can't believe that YouTube. Very unusual. The three victims were part of a CXS. Fucker right in the pussy. You guys don't remember that? Dude, that is beautiful. Golly. He's got a, the costume.

Yeah. And to pull the mask off? Where's his pod? Talk her right in the pussy. Come on now. Come on now. Well, then you had that Lieutenant Dan

a hole who He survived. He survived the thing. And now all the people are like, oh, now I really don't trust. There's a guy down in Tampa. He goes by the lieutenant dan.

He's missing a leg. And he basically said he was not going to evacuate. He was going to stay on a sailboat. And people were placing bets on whether or not he was going to survive Hurricane Milton. Carolyn Calloway, too. He, did she make it?

No. I don't know. I don't know. But the money was on him dying. It was like, he had good odds to die. That's dark. It was really dark.

Damn. Okay, anyway, Hawk to, she also donates a lot of money. To the fucking dogs, I know. I know. What are dogs going to do with money? I, I'm going to do with money. down to an adoption event on Saturday to this rescue organization, they keep, they won't

respond to me. I, I've replied to their stories. I'm like, I'm interested in this dog. I've applied on their website. I filled out all their information. I sent them an email and they are not giving them a certain Lenny from of mice and men via. So I'm going to show up. I'm going to show up with a gun. I didn't do nothing, George. I didn't do nothing, George. I pretend a wabits. And yeah, hey, Emil, why don't you tell us about your tea? What's going on with your tea? It's sipping tea. This fucking nerd before we started, he's like, it's actually not tea.

And it pissed me right off. It pissed me the hell up. I did not say it. Actually, yeah, you did. I did not say that. I believe you did. He did not Wikipedia a little bit. Yeah, you did.

You said it's actually not tea. He did pull up a Wikipedia. It's classified as terminal or something. Actually, no more think about it. It's actually Litspa isn't even tea. Litspa? Tizpa. I'm drinking Tisbee?

What is it? What is it, Emile? I'm drinking some Eleanor Rispy night and out. It's fucking good. Hell, dude. It's called Tizan. Tazan. What is that?

It's just what herbal tea is called. It's a distinction between tea, like black tea, caffeinated teas, Oolong, white teas, green teas. This is a bit of zon. This is making my eye twitch. This is triggering my eye twitch that won't go away. It's actually Tizan cranking through your sis going, it means that more zapped off.

man, because, yeah, it reminds me of those fuckers who are like, tomatoes are actually candy and not a vegetable or whatever the fuck. Or they're actually... Tomatoes are not a candy. Tomatoes are not a candy. Cucumbers are technically...

Pumpkins are actually a seed or a legume. Shut the fuck up. Where's the nearest locker when you need one? I like that you're illustrating just how dumb you are by trying to like come up with a... See, but I'm not dumb. Pumpkins are actually candy. Pumpkins are actually a seed.

What has gone on in the past two months. Y'all are being crazy. How do we feel about candy corn? Do you like it? I love it. I think it's delicious. Do you think I'm going to like candy corn? No, come on now, brother. You're going to be like, that has too many calories. No, I don't care about the calories. It's just nasty. It is nasty. What's your favorite candy? My favorite candy? Candy corn. Tomatoes? Yeah, tomatoes. Pumpkins.

What's your favorite candy, fill? Peanut Eminem. Yeah, they're pretty good. I like, uh, I like chocolate. That's not. I know. I know. you're gonna have to get more specific you're gonna have to get more specific with that and Phil's rubbing Phil's really rubbing off on me I am I'm truly the little devil in your shoulder

it's because I threw out my back I threw out my back at the guy yesterday I felt like such an old man I was doing lean over I was doing barbell rows and I felt a little strained and I was like okay I'm gonna take it easy I'm gonna do some lateral raises and I'm going like this and then I feel a pop in the center of my chest probably where the spine is

and I just immediately went and I had to like set down the weights and then I'm just standing there going fuck shit and this guy was like what's the matter and I'm like I threw up my back and now my back is sprained

what does that have to do with candy it's just because I'm angry and yeah and I got the you know it's not easy being me I got an eye twitch going on I got a fucked up back I got one of those I got one of those

massagers, it looks like a cane. It's turned on both sides. Do you have one of those? Analog. I've used them. Dude, it's like 12 bucks on Amazon and it's like you're able to get all of your shit that you can't get. It's really good. I got a bidet for that.

Get a lot of the shit I can't get. Again, I feel like I should be on that because I'm agreeing with you on a lot of different stuff. What about the shock team at? Have you tried a shock team at? I used to have one. Spikes? Yeah, I've never tried it, but it's, it's, It's intimidating.

It's very up your alley, Emil. Jose Iglesias was in the Mets farm system for a while. It wasn't looking good. Which team was he playing for? I don't really know. The cows. It's probably on the cows. Farm system.

And Jose Iglesias, she wasn't going good for him. And he said, you know what? I like making music. I'm going to make some music. He adopts this moniker Candelita. He says, let me do a little Phil situation here. have a little Phil's female furniture on the side. Exactly. You know when you're in your dream career

and it suddenly starts to peter out over five or six years? And you go like, uh-oh. And you go, uh-oh. So then you start a band and you jump on your friend's podcast. It's like, what's going on? And everything's a money-losing opportunity? Unbelievable. Much like me, Jose Iglesias, was in that situation. He said, let me put out some music. He makes a song.

Oh, my God. Really cool. We're going to play it in the bonus. But it's a ton-tunton-thal. It's so good. Phil was telling us about it, and he was like, I'm going to put it on for you. I was like, this is going to suck. I don't want to hear some minor league ball players fucking song. When you put it that way, for sure.

And he puts it on it, and it is like fucking banger. It's song in the summer. It's incredible. I love how we sound of summer. It's incredible. Song of the fall, too. So the Mets months ago, around June, when we started doing good, call him up. And he makes it his walkout song.

And everyone in the stadium's like, hold on a fucking second. What song is this? This shit rips. And then he's like, it's me. It's me, Candelita. It's me, Jose Iglesis, a.k.a. Candelita. And then they're like, that's actually nuts. A few games later, he performs it at the stadium after the, after the game.

At the All-Star game, he performs it at the All-Star game. They let him play it at the All-Star game. He's got all these. And so now everyone loves it. It's his big, you know, any home run they play it. They have a sign when they get a home run. Oh, M-G. So it's like all these things gassing him up.

And he's been doing great. That's awesome. not only has this track that's blowing up. Pitbull. What's today? Yesterday did a remix of it. So there's a Pitbull remix that in the bonus episode, we will play. So it's the combination of Hock Tool Girl and Candelita coming together. And just all these weird fucking miracle mats, man.

Man, I really hope that they don't get on a small, like, twin engine aircraft, like the big bopper and what's his name? Buddy Holly? Buddy Holly. Wait, how do you feel about the people who, because there's this miracle Mets and they, they try to make it out like they're the scrappy team, but they do have the highest, I know, the highest payroll in baseball. Who, the men's to have the highest payroll? Steve Cohen from GameStop of all. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The, 300, something, three and five million dollars. Paid, uh, whatever, salary cap of the year of the ever of history. And it fucking blew up in our face. Um, I. feel okay about it? I don't know. Yeah, it's like, whatever. We got an expensive dude.

Let the boys get their bag. Let the boys get their goddamn thing. It's a New York team. They should have a little bit of money behind them. The New York Metropolitan's, everybody. I used to work with a guy who used to work with Steve Cohen. And then Steve Cohen accused him of cheating on fucking his wife. Oh, shit.

And then that guy lost like his wife and his kids. He had a back surgery. And then he got hooked on opioids. And he was spending like 10 grand a month on. opioids. This is incredibly dark. Yeah. You got any other tragic stories? That guy's name, Jose Iglesias. I played golf with him one time

in Texas, just me and him. And he talked like this. He's just a really because they opioids. I'm not going to drop his name. You know it's my style to just drop me. Yeah, say his name. Did he get his wife and kids back? Nope. Oh my God. Yeah. But he's not oh my God. He's not hooked on opioids no more.

That's pretty good. Yeah, he was like my trading um is it steve cohen's current wife this the latina lady oh no it must be his previous wife he's married to a latina yeah dang she's like extremely my shit i remember i used to be a big latina guy i am a big i've been googling a big latina butt since i was 10 years old yeah i'm obsessed what's the i don't even remember how you would access how i would access like porn pornographic imagery ah 33 minutes in and we got to porn finally in the in the early days of like internet. I don't even remember what mechanism. It was like Kazan Limewire. I don't even remember. Yeah, but what would you? Now we wait. And then we started like 35 minutes. World sex.

Worldsex.com was like a link based website. Remember you had to read the links of like, ooh, that sounds spicy. And then we click on it. That sounds nice. I, I just don't. I'm always curious about who pays for like millions of dollars for like sex.com or gay.com. Because then who the hell is going to those websites? I bet sex.com is so... Go to sex.com. Yeah, let's go to sex.com. No, I won't look.

No, let's go. I won't look. Sex.com. What's on it? Let's see. I wish we private bros. Oh, wow. We care about your privacy.

All right. All right. All right. Let's, uh, okay, so I can... Click it. Can you click boobobs.com? This is... Boobies, boobies.

Boobies.com. Let's see. I'm just curious. Um, let's see. This is just, for us. Wow. Okay. Broker. Yeah. So it's a broker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, put it an offer for

Boobeneam Show.com to become... That would be sick. You go to Boobbies.com and you go to... It's your pod? That's honestly... You would just put a billboard around town. How much could it be? I bet it's 500 grand at least. 500 grand? I bet it's 500 grand. Yeah. Boobies.com. Heck yeah. 500 grand. Yes. Do you know how much gay. Dot triple X went for? How much? Like 500 grand.

or a million dollars I think yeah something like that I remember the old ad agency I worked for right before I worked there they did all the ads for dot xxxx that was going to be the next big thing that was like oh we're gonna make all the porn which I famously think was a mistake they should have made it dot com

I agree yeah yeah why didn't they call me it's dot com and dot com my boy I'm sitting here I'm drinking my tizan call me wait so grimace is now we're just gonna teeter back and forth He plays first days.

It just hits him and he holds on to it. Why is grimace is now like the... Grimmis throughout the first pitch. Go on. Keep going. No, try. Can you click timeline in the thing? Yeah, click timeline.

So this is the timeline of one thing. Oh my God. So, uh, 2024 at the beginning of this season, opening day, they honor a veteran called Seymour Weiner. And everyone's like, Okay, weird. April 1st, Gary Cohen on the broadcast goes, you know, we're 0 and 5.

Nobody's in the stadium. This feels like rock bottom. The city connect happens, big whoop. Lindor has a lead off. And then in June, first of all, they have the gay Mets, which is the Mets did a whole rebrand for June. And everyone's like, all right, gay Mets. Let's go. And then Grimmis immediately threw out the first pitch. And we started fucking killing it. Hell yeah. Candelita arrives right then, too. He has an OMG concert. Sangha comes back. Haktua amidst a little bit of a dip is there.

But then we just fucking climb back out of it, dude. Kevin James as well. Kevin James threw one. Lindor got hurt, but even through that, we played through it and we're like fucking killing it. I love that Clayton Kershaw and the Dodgers is still on the roster, but he's just not playing and he's just sitting in the dog out watching the games.

No, he's just an old man now. In baseball years, he's an old-ass man. I know. I love when they say that. And they're like, this veteran player. His arm barely works. He's 33 years old. And I'm like, oh, okay.

So he would have been a freshman and I would be like a senior or whatever. Like, that's cool. It happens in tennis all the time too. They're like, I can't believe he can even walk out to the fucking baseline. This 29-year-old legend. I read an interest, I saw an interesting thing. Did you guys hear about the Brady Feigel? This is going to be

this episode is sponsored by Tom John Boy. John Boy. Tommy. John Boy, if you see this, you owe us $100,000. Yeah, John Boy Media. John Boy Media, we're just going to be, we're going to be analyzing lip reading. It's October, okay? I do like that.

He's really good at it. Does he have a deaf guy on staff or something? Doing the lip readings? I'm with the dumb boy. How does John Boy lip read so well? But there was a guy. There was a guy in 2015. His name was Brady Feigel.

He's like 6'4, red hair. red beard goes into a surgical center to get a consultation on Tommy John's surgery. That's a code name for adult circumcision. And apparently the people there were like, welcome back. I mean, what are you doing back here? And he's like, what are you talking about? I've never been in here before. And they said, you just left for your Tommy John's consultation.

He's like, no, I'm here for my Tommy John's consultation. My name is Brady. Tommy John's consultation. I mean, I'm Brady Figel, and they're like, they come to find out a guy also named Brady Figel, also like 6'4, also with red hair and a red beard, came in also for a Tommy John surgery on the exact day, like just, how the fuck does that happen? Google Brady Figel. Just Google Brady Figel.

Oh. Oh my God. Brady Fagel, Tommy John's surgery. See, there's the two Brady Figles. Click them. What the fuck? Yeah, and they tested them to see if they're related. They're not even related.

Brady Figle, not related to Brady Figle. How does that? Yeah, I, it's, isn't that wild? How does this happen? Google, Tommy Figle, Tommy John's twin. Tommy Johns. Doesn't Tommy John sound like a brand of underwear? It really do. I'm not my Tommy John.

Yeah, well, let's not. Oh, yeah. Because we're going to get copyrighted on that shit. But yeah. Today I learned that Brady Feigel and Brady Fygole are two. That is so fucking weird. Isn't that wild? Look at them, dude.

They're rocking the same facial hair. Maybe the glasses they got. If you met another Phil Matteris and he looked exactly like you, would you kiss him or fuck him? There was when I was just moved. No, answer the question. When I just moved to New York, I would, I would jack him at least. You want to see technique. I want to see what he's got.

I want to see what I do. When I first moved to New York, I, um, there was this guy starting to do stand-up name, Phil Matteris, and my dad sent me the YouTube clip, and he said, you did really good. I was like, that's not me, Dad. That's not your son. Did he not know?

Or he was joking. I don't know. No, he wasn't joking. I think he genuinely didn't know it was not me. I was like, what is wrong with you? And another time I posted a picture of Mike Luciano, and he said, you look great. What is wrong with you?

you. Do you not know me? Yeah, that's very much not you. You know dads? I don't know. They don't know me. You know how dads are? I know with not knowing who their sons are. I don't get... When this stuff happens, it really... There's these, like, glitches in the...

Baseball is just full of shit like this, though. Baseball is so interesting. You know, I learned a bit of baseball trivia. You know how there's a ground rule double? Ground roll double. Rule. Ground rule. I thought it was roll for the longest time, but I'm a fucking moron. Yeah, anyone who thinks it's role is a fucking idiot.

I also thought that a pinch hitter was called a pitch hitter. And I corrected a friend. I was like, no, it's called a pitch hitter. Ooh, I would love for you to have done that. I was like 11. But a ground rule... You still kind of have that confidence. Sure.

A ground rule double is when someone hits it and it bounces over the fence. Yes. It's an automatic guy. There's a ground rule triple. If it goes higher? Ground rule triple. Rule. Ground rule triple.

Pitch hitter. Do you know what a ground rule triple is? It's if a baseball player. uses their hat to catch the ball. That's not legal. And if you use your hat to catch the ball, it's an automatic triple. Why is that not just an out?

What does it fucking matter? Because he used his hat and saved his glove. Can't use your hat. I guess you can't use your hat. Okay, so definitely don't. So if you catch it out of the air, with your hat, it doesn't even have to bounce. Yeah, you just can't use your hat.

You can kick it. There was a guy who famously like fumbled the ball in right field. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. He kicked the ball. Kicked it where? He kicked it to the player, the, the, uh, the cutoff man. And the cutoff man caught the ball. And it saved him from, you know, you know who I fucking hate.

This is just baseball talk. Bill Gates. No, I hate Manny Machado. Why? He's a dirty, filthy fucking player. I thought he was going to say some sort of slurdy. Dirty. Dirty, filthy.

And I was like, where's he going, dude? When he played on the Dodgers, he was running toward first base. And he, like, holds out his hand to slap the guy's glove, the first baseball's glove. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He, oh, dude, that's classic. Didn't A-Rod do that, dude? There was a... Here's my... Baseball players are pieces of shit. I think they're all... Yes, they are. They're all fucking bad guys. We were just talking about this. No. There's like, there's a hierarchy... There's a hierarchy of, like, I think hockey players are usually pretty down to earth. They're the best. And you know why? Because there's Canadian. No, because when they talk shit, they have to, back it up. There's like fighting and if

not, someone's got to go out and fight, so you got to watch what you fucking say. True. Baseball players, bottom of the fucking rung on that. Well, they just fucking talk shit. Dude, tennis players are such fucking babies, like the biggest babies in the world. But baseball players

constantly fucking talking shit, never have to do anything about it. If they charge the mound, it usually gets broken up like insanely quickly. And they all run out and have a big fight. Shut up. Stop doing that. It's lame. The worst guys. Even in high school, The baseball team, he'd be like full of that bad vibes. Big asses.

That's true. A lot of the baseball team guys that I went to high school with, a good amount of them are police officers now. Yeah. There's a big crossover. The high school baseball player to police pipeline is real. Strong. I thought you were saying right here. Honestly.

Okay, cop. Police baseball players, bad guys. And police quit men. I agree with you somewhat. This part is famously anti-baseball player, anti-police man. I'm more uncle baseball player. co-policeman. All A-Bab.

I'm gonna do it every time. All baseball players are... Bastards. Bastards. Abab. A-bad. Shit. What was they...

Oh, they should... I do like how in hockey, they just let them duke it out. It's part of the game. It's fucking sick. They're just like the rep. The refs will just stand by and let them punch. Let them do it in baseball.

Especially when it's the... It's the FDNY versus the NYPD and some firefighters just hauling off on a cop. They do a hockey game. Damn, I didn't know that. I didn't know either. Is it roller hockey or do they all know how to ice skate? Wow.

And some, there's a lot of them. Some fucking big firefighter just. Jacking a guy? Absolutely clobber in a cop. I think hockey is also the most. He's just like at peace in his head. Thank God.

Hockey's the most impressive sport too. They're on ice. It really is. Yeah. They're on ice. It's incredible. The amount of things you're doing at once. Yeah.

And like this best, it's almost like you're hitting a base, like in order to get it into a fucking net. Everyone's reference point is a ball. These people are just using a fucking puck. Right. A little circular rubber disc. Yeah, it's fast, but it's also got like the team

aspect of baseball, basketball, so you're like, you've got to think like 4D, Trump-wise. You've got to go full Trump. And I read a statistic that baseball is the, how do I phrase this? I don't know. You read the statistic. The best teams in

baseball don't often aren't the winningest. They don't win like the World Series. It's the hardest for baseball teams. What? Uh, I think basketball, like the best team usually ends up winning at all. And then, I get what you mean. I don't like the Dodgers right now are arguably one of the best teams, but there's, well, then win the, they're not guaranteed. But also like, but it's, it's not. Isn't it true for tennis players? Like, they actually win only like 52% of points. Of points. Yeah. Like the, the, the, the, well, um, oh. It's decided by very little.

But it is very funny. I mean, on that, Yonix Center is the number one tennis player in the world right now. He is, his record in 2024 is 54 and 3, which is insane, right? All three of those losses, Carlos Alciras. He's number one by, like, in points, he's probably at least 4,000 points ahead of Alcoraz. He wins way more tournaments. He cannot beat Alcoraz. Interesting.

I mean, he has. If you zoom out and go through other years. by Yonix? No, he plays with a head. You would think that Yonik Yonix? These are tennis brands, folks. So I also read one thing that happened in baseball. The minute this guy hears tennis, he's like, I refuse.

You know, I want to show. You know, we'll play tennis. And I don't know a goddamn thing about baseball. I just sit here. I'll trip along. I'll say what I know. But Ben needs to. I like it.

We'll play tennis and we'll be in between matches and we'll go, I love playing tennis. It's the bad. We'll just look at each other and go, I love playing tennis with you. It happens every time. Almost every time. How great is this that we play tennis? It's probably good that I don't play tennis because I'd probably be so good at it.

Do you think so? Yeah, I'd probably just be so fucking... A pimple on the inside of his thigh. I'd probably be so good at it. That is like utmost confidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd probably serve that ball 100 miles an hour. Ben, I tell you again and again, you would be good.

Let's get you out. You're tall, big boy like you? Tall, big serve. Yeah. Couple months and you'd be able to... Ugh. Ugh. tall big serve

but one thing that happened only one time in baseball and will probably never ever happen again there was a guy can't remember what year it was or what team hits a grand slam

and in the same inning against the same pitcher hit a grand slam a second time in the same inning the same guy same pitcher same so they went through the entire

I mean why did they not fucking pull that picture I don't know I can't believe that and that's my other favorite thing in baseball is some so in as much as hockey is the only sport where they're allowed to fight each other

other than boxing in MMA, of course. Dude, I hope Tyson fucking punches Jake Paul's stupid head off. Oh, yeah, I forgot that that's even happening. I can't. It's November. I really hope his head explodes the first punch. It would be so sick. But I love that

baseball, even in the World Series, it is the only sport where in the middle of the game that everybody stops and sings a song together. That is really sweet. That's the coolest thing. They all, Game 7 of the World Series. It's still, everybody take me out to the ball game.

Yeah. And you just get into it. Yeah, you get into it. It's not like, not this time. This is serious. Yeah. Stop it. No, we stop.

With the Cracker Jackson and all of it. We're doing it. We stop and sing a song. That is really beautiful. It's so great. Man, it's fun. I can't wait. I'm going to sing that shit tonight.

I'm going to get a michelada. I'm going on Friday if anybody's gone to the Mets. If you see me at the baseball game, these dogs are barking or whatever. I do. I do self-resolade. I honestly hope the Dodgers lose, so the traffic is not so bad. It is going to be nuts by your house. Yeah. So. What do you? Oh, so it's not going to be bad for the next few weeks. Yeah.

It's annoying. That is very selfish of you. They play the goddamn fireworks every time. You know, my dog's going nuts. Oh, does he not like the fireworks? No, my dog loves the fireworks. Well, some dogs don't mind. Some dogs, does he bark? What does he do? Does he get scared? Yeah, he barks. He thinks it's like someone knocking at the door or something. Oh, yeah. No, it's not, though. It's fireworks. It's just fireworks. That's what I'm trying to explain to him. Do you walk him to the door and you go, look, no one's here. Kevin, how do I explain fireworks to you?

Do you know what? Chinese people. That's like one of my favorite trends online is when people will take like a fish, like they'll catch a fish and then show it a rap video. Just like hold it up to the phone and show it a rap video. And then the caption is like, the other fish will never believe him. You've never seen that? No, I love it, though.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, there you go. Bro's friends are never going to believe it. Oh, it's a freshman freestyle. What's freshman freestyle? Yeah. It's like the top ten freshmen. Up and coming rappers.

Is that a catfish? Man, it's really good. It really is fucked up how many fish species there are. I know. They're kind of disgusting. that's good that's good let's go through a couple more

do you think they're getting abducted by aliens or something I mean they gotta be I don't know oh here what are they shown have you seen the racist turtle by the way the racist

Google racist turtle I don't know racist turtle oh he's showing a Cappi Bauer I like that I like Cappi Bars a lot Have you guys seen this it's a it's a racist turtle

Pat McCaffee exposes turtles as racist No, that's a 10 minute long. Yeah. Oh yeah. Someone said this turtle, this is a racist turtle. Oh, it's on Facebook. Oh, my God. Here we go. So you've got a big line of white shoes. No, not this one.

Even a black shoe with white tape on it. Doesn't have a problem with it. No problems here. You can check it out. You're good. You're good. You good. And then he comes around to the other sign. Oh, we got this. Where's that motherfucker? Where's that motherfucker? We got this white shoe here. No, here's the black one. Fuck you. Oh, man. And then he turns it around on the white side.

My bad, chill, chill. My bad, my bad. You ever see the turtles having sex? Oh, of course. And the one guy goes, Ah! Yeah, why not? Let's pull it up.

It's been a while. A fucking turtle having sex. I got a good one after this, too. Now we're just doing me. Yeah, we gotta get out of this. Now we're just doing me. No, but it's fun. We like this one's good.

Oh, I don't know if this is it, but we'll see. Oh yeah, scroll right there? Yeah, here we go. Yeah, right to that middle. Holy shit. Real quick, do you- This is what tennis sounds like to me. Tickling camels.

Yeah, ticklish camels. That ain't me, brother. Ticklish camels. Oh, yeah, the ticklish camels is really sweet. It's really good. We love a ticklish camel. All right, this is the last video we're watching. This is insane.

Yes, yes, yeah. I mean, I would say that it wasn't worth it. You know, camels can chew cactuses. Yeah. Well, I just saw a video. Like, this camel's never going to have trust issues or whatever, because it was eating cactuses. I was like, because it's eating the cactuses, it seems to like it. But then I think they give it some kind of sour thing. Oh, yeah, they give it a lemon. It likes the fucking lemon. Those are called lemons, sour things, yeah. What are they called? Lemons.

You know, they're not natural? The yellow ones? Yeah, lemons are not natural. What do you mean they're not natural? Every fruit you eat is manmade. Man, yeah, but this. Do you know what? Like apples and stuff looked like before we started cultivating them?

Probably way fucking worse. Yeah, they're like this. They weren't like that sweet. That's cool, though. But lemons did not exist. We, we built them into fruition. We build them into fruition. Everything, everything, every fruit.

eat. We weld into fruition. What? Oh, tomatoes? Oh, none of them existed like that. Tomatoes. Really? Wanka. Man. All right. Well, what else we got? Wait. Why did they make lemons?

I don't know. Because life gave them lemons. No, it was limes or some shit first. Okay. Really good factoid. Before we get into the, before we, before we end, but I put Best Clip on the Internet on there, and I don't remember what it is. Can we click it?

Let's click it. One more clip. One more clip. In the middle. Welcome back to the soup. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here, pause it. So this is very, very famous. And it's one of my favorite things. Back in the day on Xbox 360, you could send each other, you could send each other little messages. If you played against someone or something and you were pissed off, you could send them a little voice message. And this is probably one of the greatest of all time. And I think about it once a week.

Every time someone says, so yeah, or I think something, I'll go, so yeah. Hold on, Mel. Let's play it. Yeah, let's play it. Hey, you're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my fucking guitar in hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life, kid. So yeah, you're gay. It's kind of bad. So yeah, you're gay.

Dude. I just love the... Like a 101. a 101 wrap. The size. So yeah, you're gay. Oh, man. It's so, yeah, it's pretty much the best thing. Was it interesting, man? Yeah. So, yeah. So yeah, you're gay. Oh, man. The potty, the potty mouths that you would get on, uh, on Xbox 3, on Xbox live 10 years ago. Holy shit. I never did live. We did, it would be four of us in our house and we would play each other and we would scream at each other. I did it. I did it. I did the closest I did live. I did live like

when I was in high school, Xbox Live. Did I say that? No, I'm just quoting the fat kid from Billy Madison. I can't wait to grow up and go to high school. Hick school. He squishes his face. We were talking about this on Saturday. We were talking about how We're so fucking old that movie, because we're talking about Joker, the second one, and Todd Phillips. I liked it, by the way. Phil liked it. But we were talking about his old movies, old school, all that stuff. And we were like, I wonder if those even hold up.

And we're like, isn't it crazy that those movies are basically like when we were kids being like a movie from the 80s? And so we're like, watch Caddysack and be like, this sucks. Not getting a single joke, not even knowing it's a joke when it is. Or, like, my friend's dad being like, you guys haven't seen Animal House? Oh, I remember watching it and I was like, this sucks. I know. And I'm a kid. I truly was like, what is this?

Like, what are the jokes? Right. Do you ever watch Porkies? Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, it's just like, hey, let's put a hole in the women's locker. That's all you are. They watch the girls shower.

Revenge of the nerds. It's like disgusting. They're only disgusting. Is that what I want to rewatch them. I'm like, is that what old. old school would seem like, would I be like, what? I think old school is good. I would say like probably to younger kids, like Anchorman is probably like millennial chuggy, like I love lamp, like, oh God, yeah. Bears and Battlestar Galactica. It feels like it's probably

that sort of thing where we were, I mean, it was like epic random sauce. Like a lot of Anchorman. I bet Austin Powers. What do you think? I hold up. It's good. Holder. Yeah. I think that's probably better than you remember. It definitely holds up. Waynesworld I've seen recently and it's incredible. It's so good. But that wasn't when we were kids. That's the thing.

That's a little bit older. That's a little bit older. Achieved a classic. I watched Deadpool 2. That holds up. Holds up. It's so bad. It's so bad.

Oh my God. They lean into the, it's almost like breaking the fifth wall because they break the fourth wall and they acknowledge what they're doing and they're like calling out Marvel Studios and stuff. And it's just the most like, dude you're you you you had the one bit and you're just doing the bit too much right and it bothers there's a storyline and it's multiverse i'm guessing that's how they got the or imagine watching

it and all that shit and wilder yeah true i'm sure that i mean that's our like porkies and shit that's basically the same uh american pie i bet is kind of weird i want to rewatch all these movies i'm so curious i it reminds me of speaking of doing one bit just a one note thing it reminds me of that kid, Kyle something, he's that comedian guy who did the European DJ earlier this year. Oh, yeah, sure. His whole thing.

Remember the sound of the... Whatever, like, he's recreating like a 90s, early 2000s, like, Euro dance hit. Was he on Variety's top toy? We'll play it in the extra, in the bonus. Let's go into the bonus. I got to pee. We're at the end anyway. We'll talk

I'll tuck some trash behind the paywall or behind in the bonus. What, do you give me that look? I guess if we could wrap up. I was having a fun time. If we could summarize everything that happened today, I would say, Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween to everybody out there.

Be safe. I would also say, let's go Matt. I would also say, let's go Dodgers. Okay, so we're recording this a little early. Actually, it wouldn't matter anyway, because, but the next one will be a very, the next one's November. Yeah. yeah and we could uh there could be a new president elect oh interesting and also someone's going

to win the world series yeah so we might as well end with a couple predictions here interesting okay um i'm going to go i'm going to call the dodgers winning because i want to jinx them and uh i want my dog to be happy and i want no traffic so i'm going to say the dodgers are going to win the Oh, got it, got, got, got, got. That's for Keff. And Kev, I got you, buddy. And then... I also...

Who's it going to be, Emil? The presidential. I think you should do it. And it doesn't matter jinxing or whatever. I want to hear your genuine... Well, this was my thing. I was like, should I put like 10 grand on Trump winning? Wow.

And then this way it's like... It wouldn't pay off very much. Yeah, I don't think it's 60-40. I looked into it. It's, like, much closer. Um, and then I was like, this way, if he wins, I win too. And if he, and if he loses, I go, good, that dumb motherfucker. Yeah, but you waste it.

I know. And then I'm out 10, I don't have 10, I don't have 10, I don't have 10, I don't have 10 grand the fucking, who are you, Matt Romney? I'll bet you, $100,000 right down. I want, but it's got to be an amount where you would win a lot. 60,000 chase ultimate rewards points. I would do it for 60,000 chase ultimate reward points. So you're banking.

prediction the Dodgers are going to win the World Series and you're doing that so that they won't win. So what are you doing? And I do unfortunately think Donald Trump is going to win the election. I'm right there with you. I think Donald Trump's going to win. I think that the Dodgers are probably going to choke. I don't want them to, but I think that they... Who do you think is going to win? I think that there's a good chance that the Padres win tonight. But if they don't, I think that the Dodgers, unfortunately, will beat the Mets. And then if they beat the Mets, I think that they could beat the Yankees or the if the Yankees end up going to win. I think the Dodgers are going to win the

I prefer a subway series. I love that. I love that. How much. I prefer a Quiznos series. I prefer a Quizno series or a Jersey Mike's. You take the subway there? You could take a subway back and forth to both of them. I believe the Mets are going to win. I think it's a miracle year. And I think another miracle is going to be my boy coming back in office. Donald Trump 24. Let's do you. Let's do this. Meatball special October. All right, folks. Ben andamielstrow.com. We'll see you in the bonus where I'm going to, I'm going to air my frustrations.