The Ben and Emil Show - MBS 8: Talking with Trump's new PODCAST CZAR

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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Okay, we're back. We are ready to go. Ready to go. Are you sure? Am I sure? Yeah, I'm sure. We're good. Welcome back to... Are you sure?

We're recording this after the episode has already been recorded early reviews. and people are saying it's the best meatball. Wait, what? Are you getting on? Are you time traveling? People are saying it's the best. People are already saying that this is the best meatball? Why?

They said they said they were funny. They said it was great. They said it was Phil. You know, a friend of mine listens to the show. She listens. And every time she listens to a meatball, she says, I think your friend Phil gets crazier and crazier every time. And I said, yeah.

Yeah, but I all say that all the time. Do you think they all say that all the time? They probably all say it. We gave Phil some Adderall so that he's, nice and calm for you, Olivia. It's my friend Olivia. Say hi to Olivia. Did you go?

Hey, to the Giambra family, too. They are, yeah, Giambers. They're so nice. Where are the Giambers? My friend Kate and Mike. Oh, oh, Gianba. I was thinking, I was thinking of the baseball player. Mike Giambra?

Giambi. Giambi. Yeah, Giambi. I also do want to take a moment to say I'm thankful for friendship this year. I'm thankful for my boys. I'm thankful for... Oh, Thanksgiving. Thankful for everything.

I guess. Shit's not going good. Shit's not going good for you? Oh, no, Phil. Do you have anything you're thankful for? I got a new job. You got a new job? Well, that's good.

Oh, is that why you're wearing the suit? Yeah, they made me wear it. You have to wear a suit now. What kind of stuff? You didn't hear? No. You didn't hear about my new job? No, tell us.

I'm the Podzar. Potsar of what? Of the United States of America. Oh, are you a recent Trump appointee? Yeah. Holy shit. But I didn't even want. want it. I don't even want it. There's been so many things coming out. I didn't even

see it. I know. Gates really took up the conversation. Yeah. I didn't even see that he named a Podzar. Well, I have a presentation, I guess. If you want to hear about it. Yeah, I'd love to hear about it. Are you going to control it? Yeah, okay. Here we go. I'll control it again. Well, first of all, I'm glad to be back here at the Meatball Special. I've just been really friggin' swamped. Is this good news for the Meatball Special? Are you going to be able to put us in prime time or what? Yeah, please. We'll take a look at that. That comes up throughout the presentation, but I just feel like maybe if I could get this out of the way, I can address some things because a lot of people are coming after me. A lot of people are coming

after. Yeah. Is it... Okay, we'll just get into the presentation. Welcome to the Meatball special, No Nut November, 2024. No, not November. I am now the president of the United States pods are. I've been on the news. I've just been doing interviews nonstop about stuff. I haven't seen one. So, um, if we could all just sort of real quickly. Now, this is a story all about how my life got freaking flipped all around. Should only take an hour. Hope you got one to spare.

I'll tell you how epic in the pods are in a White House chair. Wow, that's really good. In Los Angeles is where I play. Selling, selling women's furniture is where I spend most of my days. Furnish your one bedroom or even a stud. A monthly meetball special with my favorite dudes. A couple of age who were up to no good. Started watching podcasts in my neighborhood.

All around the White House, our podcast was shared. So here's my Ponsar story. Now take a seat in the chair. This is great. And that's your theme song. I can see why they hired you. I guess. So here's the story.

Please keep questions to a minimum. This ain't a White House press room, which I'm used to being in, where I've been. What else? What else? So, here's what happened. After the last episode, you know, we talked a lot about Phil's FEMA furniture store, 9-213. I was excited for you because you were trying all those new...

Things were going good. You had all those new programs. Oh, it caught on fire. Oh, no. Was it arson? My fucking business got let on fire, and I think it was Antifa. Why? Malicious miscreants, methodically.

my marketplace. Oh, no. Flames fucked up my female furniture firm. Fingers Facing Antifa. Saurpus

Sabator scorched my stored emporium. Wow. But I didn't even do anything. Yeah. What's up with that? When you don't do anything

and you still get in trouble? Sometimes it's like God's got it out from me. What's, uh, and I didn't even do anything? What's Captain Picard say in Star Trek? Sometimes you can do everything right

and still lose, you know? Ouch. here's what happened Antifa came by lit my fucking place on fire they got out of there luckily my beautiful wife

was in the area checking on things she's so smart you put it out with the fire extinguisher and now she's dealing with all the insurance stuff and hopefully

hopefully we get some money and we get reimbursed with things that's good and I like your wife shopping bag of money speaking of Phil's wife speaking of Phil's wife Speaking of Phil's wife.

It's me and her. Okay. I think you might have a bit of a complex, but... I love her so much. Sometimes it is like God's looking out for me. But we both got our own things going on, you know? The things, some would say. Yeah, some people could say things even.

Like, I got a meal. He's my best friend. He's so strong that even his stick figure has a six-pack apps. Hey, you know I got you. Thanks, Phil. And Ben. Uh-huh. And my wife has a good friend, this insurance and salesman named James, who's like a cool guy, super nice.

James has this dog, Bodie, that, like, really loves her. Like, he acts like she's his mom or something. It's really cute. So anyway, she's going out of town with James for a while. They're going to work on the insurance stuff for my store. And it's easier to do that out of town? They got to do it out of town, jurisdiction stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. That makes sense. And Bodie's really good friends with her. So you both have your own things going on. We both have our own things going on. I got my boys. Do I really slouch like that? Yeah.

I ran it through AI. So, you know, more about Bodie. I don't like the dog. He's an asshole. He's an asshole to me. And not all dogs are great. I think we should just get ahead of that and we've got to say some of these things. But he's so beautiful that he won a beautiful dog contest.

And eventually he's going to get his photo taken with the president from the beautiful dog contest. competition. Which president? Doesn't matter. Y'all know the motherfucking vibes, though. Well, Mommy's the way baby will play. So she's out of town. I get into all sorts of mischief. I'm cranking six M.G. Zins. I'm pouring cocaine on the Zins.

I'm going to big tits.biz. Not doing anything. Just looking at it getting kind of nuts. So I'm drinking two Celsius. I'm drinking four Celsius until I get into this fucking vortex that makes me absolutely nuts and eventually it feels like sometimes I'm looking out for God y'all know the motherfucking vibes continued

then I drive down to the beach and I get into all sorts of mischief that's me on the beach throw my Celsius in the water that's maybe a whale gets washed up on the beach plug his little borehole with the Celsius he dies

it's not that big of a deal they all die we're all going to die someday Me and my friends go party in time of the whale. Is this real? Yeah. This is what happened since the last meatball special and the current meatball special we are currently in. So it was a blue whale what died on the beach.

Sure. Yeah, it looks blue to me. And then I get a phone call. Okay. It's bad news. It's my wife. I love her so much, but she's got some bad news. Oh, no.

Turns out her and James need to go even farther out of town because he's got asthma so they're working on the insurance claim um out in a cabin up in big bear which is cute but i'm just been like hanging out and been alone for most of the time you should go visit it's not that far they said they just need to focus oh okay yeah and you'd be a distraction it'd be more of a distraction the whole big tits dot biz energy listen i wasn't really listening i was getting another call and you'll never guess who well i guess i could from the The Kennedys. You got me this time, DeRosa.

Yeah, it was RFK. Motherfucking RFK sounds like he's talking through fan. And he said, you're not going to believe this. But it turns out it wasn't God watching out for me. It was Trump. He's watching us. Look at that. Yeah.

It's Donald Trump. He's watching the last episode of the Meatball. And it's from Getty Images. So you know it's real. Yeah. And he was supposedly really liked my business acumen. everything I had to, um... I can see that, him responding to your...

Exactly. Hustlers respect fellow hustlers. Apprentice-style approach. And before I know it, I was in Florida. Oh, you went to Mar-Lago. Yeah, this is me election night. They put me right next to Tiffany. So, you know, I'm sort of a tertiary figure at the current thing. She smells like aluminum, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

It's just sort of interesting. Huh. That's what they put in the good deodorants. Maybe that's it. That's right. It blocks the sweat. She's not on the match stuff. So anyway, I got a new job.

Perky Podstar plucked for Podzar. That's mean, baby. Perky Pod Prince promptly promoted to Pod Presidente. That's mean, baby. Oh, yeah, on Deadline. Yeah, I made it. Damn. I thought the next time I would make deadline was when I died.

But turns out I jumped the line. Do you think you'll be in deadline when you die? Now I'm the Podzar. Hey now, you're the Podsar. Get the mics up. Get paid. Hey, now, you're the Potsar. My wife's on vacation with James. It's a good thing. I never voted. Only Lab leak started with COVID.

Really good. Wow. What is a Potsar? A lot of people are asking. Honestly, I think we've all been wondering. Level one is a Pardsar Mander. Level two is a Potsar Millian. And level three is the Potsar Azard, which is what I am. So I handle setting up. up new podcasts with the current appointees. I set up getting them guests on podcasts. And a lot of people are running. Can I get guests for Ben and a meal? Well, we're actually going in a different direction at the moment, but we love your ideas and direction. And please keep us in mind for

future calibrations. Calvlarations? Nice. You both got it. Yeah, we, good one. Oh, Phil messed up the word. Let's jump on top of him. Pods are number, pod number one, Putin on the Gates. Just do you guys chopping it up. Keeping it real. That's all you need. Pots are number two. Gabin by the Tulsi.

Gab, just gab. Maybe I'm co-host. I don't know. Maybe record exotic locations a. Anthony Bradane's no reservations. I don't know. Just me and her. Yeah. Something they think about.

I like Kevin by the Tulsi. Yeah, something they kick out of the Tulsi. We should see if we can get that for the Bays Network. Podzar number three. Song in Vance, a music podcast. Vance sings or something. Listen, I got to be honest, I got bored of podcasts. Yeah.

So I decided, let me go ahead and visit the whole White House. I figured I'm the Potsar. I got sort of all sorts of high clearance now. So I went in the White House. There he goes. And then I found a top secret room. And I said, I'm the Potsar, so I can just go in here. But the audio listener, I need you to know that Phil is a goddamn whiz with slideshows and animation.

Well, you went through the right through the wall there into the top secret room. Yeah, that's the secret entrance. A lot of people go for the top secret door, but you got to go through the secret entrance. And then I went into this room. And it was super spooky, very weird. the sort of deep basement place in the White House. Yeah, what is that thing in the middle of it? It's like, it was filled with like water.

And I thought I saw something in there and it was really freaking me out. You could tell because my character is a little more apprehensive. You can see it in his eyes. Yeah, he has the bottom lids up. And then before I knew it, there was an alien. And he looked at me. And I said, oh, my God.

Suddenly it did feel like God was looking out for me. You know, I felt warm. I felt cozy. Like, we were all connected, you know? Like, we were all one. And so then I figured maybe, what's that about when you feel like you're all about one and all that such stuff. And so then I gave him,

I figured, let me just reach out to this guy. Let me give him some Celsius. And then it killed him. He didn't like it. The Celsius killed him. And killed him and he didn't like it. He killed him. He didn't like it. Did you plug a hole with the empty can? Well, here's what happened. Some alarms started going off.

And then the lights went out. And I was really scared. And all of a sudden from the corner of the room, I see these big eyes looking at me. And I was like, what the fuck is that, dude? it's just freaking me out and then before I know it the lights flashed on and it was one of those Eminems like from the commercials

but they're actually real so it's not CGI those are real things remember the Santa commercial yes exactly the Santa commercial I did a great tweet once that said Eminems he does exist

Santa they do exist the dad I just drunk drove home ow ow ow did that do numbers no not at all hopefully no no it didn't always been a fan of it

so I figured let me reach out to this dude maybe I'll give him some salsy turns out he liked it and then I figured let's cricket up for watch give him some zanz and he really liked it and then I said oh alright let me give him some cocaine and he didn't like it he died from the cocaine oh no my god yeah so then I'm like

oh great I got a dead body of one of these storied um spokespeople in America. And so I dragged him out of there. That's me dragging him all across the White House. And you just left the alien. I left the alien.

Fuck aliens. I want the more grounded shit. And you know me. I'm a big Eminem fan. That's true. So I bring him out of the White House and I got him on the lawn. And I'm like,

what the fuck am I going to do with this goddamn thing? He's starting to stink. That fast? And then before I... Yeah. Yeah. He shit himself too.

And then, you know, you guys remember Bodie? He was there for his picture with the president. Oh, no, Bodie, no. And then when I'm looking at my guy, he's a little angry because I hate Bodie, remember? Yeah. And then I figured Bodie, take a bite of him. Oh, no. And he eats the dead body of the M&M.

That can't be good for a dog eating chocolate. And Bodie starts to feel sick. Look, he's turning green. You killed Bodie for you? And well, this is pretty sad, but. Oh, my goodness. Bodie died. You got quite the body count here as pods are.

Yeah, wow. Look how sad James is. My wife's insurance guy. Me and her show up to the wedding. I mean, the funeral, too. We're sad. Ben and Emile show up too. The whole cabinet's there.

Everybody's there. We're all so sad. And James is absolutely broken. He's changed. So much so that, well, James doesn't make it out either. Oh, my God. Yeah. how did how did james die at the funeral oh my god at the funeral so he's dead but and they just went

ahead and buried him right then and there wow but here's the thing we i got everything i need out of james i got the insurance money for my store and before he died he wrote my wife's name into his life insurance that's great so i got all the money What a scheme. So... Did you plan all this? That's how I became the Potsar. Wow.

That was incredible, Phil. What a beautiful story. Yeah. Duh. Really nice, Phil. That was great, Phil. The only part I didn't like was when you said that you couldn't help Ben in a meal show. Well, it wasn't me. That was from, that's from the top brass.

From top brass, you mean Donald Trump himself? Yep, the one and only. Ever heard of him? And I'm not, a lot of people are going to see the screen grab of this. And I go see the red, right and blue. And I just want to know I'm a reluctant participant in the grand captain. When the country calls and asks you to step up and do your duty, you go, hello? Yeah. Hmm. Hold on a second. I'm getting another call. Hey, dad. Yeah. What's up? No, I need the money now.

Because I have rent due. Sorry, I've got to take this. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, hello. Government? Yeah, I'm here. Duh, we're still on the phone.

Yes, okay. I take the job. Click. I answer the call. Brave of you to switch over on the government. Well, when Daddy's calling, baby picks up. What else is new? How else do you guys been?

Oh, you know, pretty good. Ben got a... Man, I... Met Ben's dog. Bobby. Bobby about... Well, we don't know what his name is. 30 minutes ago.

And that motherfucker came up to me and was immediately the friendliest dude I've ever seen and he was kissing me. Wait, he licked you? Well, no, he was just like nuzzling. Yeah, because he doesn't lick. That's kind of good.

I agree. But yeah, he's a super sweet boy. Yeah, he's a good boy. Congratulations. He is big. He's large. He's a huge boy. Yeah, he's got a massive.

head he's just he's been uh when i sit in my office chair he now comes up and just puts both arms in my lap holding him yeah and he just he'll just plan himself there man that dog and he just he loves people every time i walk him he'll stop and just there's a homeless guy in the neighborhood and uh he goes up to him the homeless guy's usually sitting in this doorway of this one business and you're usually spraying them with a hose well not when i'm walking the dog but the the dog uh just beelines right to him and usually just immediately gets down in the guy's lap and he loves it. It's great. It's good for the dog. It's good for the guy. Good for the dog. It's good for the guy. Good for the dog.

And women really flock to him. And I think he really flocks to women too. So maybe one day he'll... You'll find a wife. Yeah. That must feel nice. Probably, truly. Are you like, I just need to sit back and collect? Was that the reason for the dog? No. The reason for the dog was I wanted a dog. I am craving dog. What? You are a dog boy. Yeah, big time.

Craving dog. And, yeah, I told them, I told it. Remember, we ate horse. Don't, yeah, we did. Do we not want to share that? No, we can share it. We ate horse in Japan. It wasn't Japan.

It was here. We went to a stable. We went to Griffith Mark. We picked out a pony. The horse girl was crying. It was like the lobsters. Ooh, that was a good one. Yeah.

And then we said, grill it up. Yeah. Otherwise, for this episode, I just thought it'd be a fun. internet roundup kind of thing. There's just so much good shit out there that I wanted to share with you guys. A lot of good stuff happening. I haven't clicked on a single thing. There's a lot of reaction. The first one, I can't remember God help me. I think it might have been Grace Ann, who is our stellar social media person, but she, it might have been her who sent me these. Let's play that very first TikTok, please. I guess there's nothing really to lead into with this.

But yeah, let's just play this. So you said pause it. and then said, I guess there's, I guess there's, no, can you, hold on, pause the show. I guess there's nothing really to lead in with this. I was going to talk up the clip first, but I guess the good folks at ABC 7 really nailed it for me. And I can't get any more redundant with it. There's nothing to say, play it. Go ahead and play it now. Investigators think Ryan Borgart didn't drown in this lake, but instead say he faked his own death to run off with a woman he met online.

He purchased the, oh, is this the guy in Eastern Europe? coupons that he took out a life insurance policy earlier in the year. The 45-year-old was first reported missing August 12th when he didn't come home after kayaking on this lake near his home in Wisconsin. Police finding a capsized kayak and Borgard's car parked near... Wait, pause it? This guy's last name is Borgwart. Borgwart?

Look at that fucking last name. I was having some fun. Also, that's so fucked up that song because you know, you listen. to it in the car on the way to the dentist's office growing up. And it's about fucking your girlfriend under the boardwalk in a public place. They're having some fun. He's basically like finger bang it, finger blasting her, excuse me.

And you know it's getting sandy up in that hole. God, yeah. Straight up says we'll be making love and smelling the sounds of popcorn. Or sorry, smelling the smells of food you know, that you can almost take the taste the hot dogs and French fries. Ew, he says that. Do we put up the lyrics for

under the boardwalk? Can we pull up the lyrics for under the boardwalk? Under the boardwalk lyrics. I got to be honest, I think it's very hot and it's making me kind of more than I'm thinking about it. During the summer? But it's definitely like nasty. Yeah, let's see. Oh, man, that is way too tiny.

Okay, oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof. Okay, weird opening. Yeah, and your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof. Brutal. Under the boardwalk down by the sea, yeah, on a blanket with my baby. Is where I'll be. Under the boardwalk, we'll be having some fun. People walking above.

We'll be falling in love, yeah. From the park, you hear the happy sound of the care. aerosale. You can almost taste the hot dogs and french fries they sale. It's not as horny as you said. Yes, roll down. Let's see if they get to the finger fucking. Yeah. Oh, he never says, well, I thought he says we'll be making the love at a certain point.

It's extremely tame, I will say. Okay, wow, I guess I was wrong. We'll be having some fun. People walking above. It sounds like they maybe just laid a blanket down. I have a family member who got arrested by a cop for Who else is he going to get arrested by? Fair. Before we... You are on today.

I had this, my dad's like second cousin was, it was really fucked up. So there was a set of twins, these two old guys. One, one had a very wealthy, he was a very wealthy guy, married to his wife, no kids. The other was incredibly

poor and also had a wife but had a couple babies. And he had a baby when he was like 65 or something. He fathered a child. Pacino style. Who child? Pacino.

Pacino style too. Old Italian guy style. So, Mick Jagger, too. The poor one, the rich one lived on the upper west side. Poor one lived off near Coney Island. And poor one

one one day takes his little girl, they're walking around Coney Island. Little girl says, Daddy, I got to pee. So he takes her under the boardwalk to pee. And the cops show up and all they see is this old man with a little girl with her pants off. sure and they're like what are you doing bub and he's like oh this is my daughter and they're like sure

what the fuck he's got no how do you prove that a little girl's your daughter blood test paternity test yeah and uh pull it out he i think he either almost got arrested or did get arrested he's dead now he should have played the song this is innocent yeah this is no his name was dicky i remember that his name you guys don't really have the boardwalk thing here isn't this sanoma monica there's under the pier yeah but under the pier it's like the boardwalk You must have done the, you know, you put the $20 bill or the dollar or whatever through the crack of the boardwalk. Oh, no, I never did that. Wait until someone.

Oh, nasty little boy stuff. And then you go, he-hee. Yeah, that's fun. And then you take your soda and you pour it on the little boys. No. Yeah, why not? You're only on the bottom side. All right, wait.

Let's play the rest of this. I'm more of a top. Let's play the rest of this clip. Getting pranky. The rescue volunteers begin scouting the lake to bring him home. What a waste of time that we did. We put so much time. an effort into that case.

Investigators became suspicious after they found that Borgard's name had been checked by Canadian law enforcement August 13th the day after his disappearance. Borgard had been communicating with a woman in Uzbekistan and even moved money to a foreign bank before disappearing. Okay, so we've got our setup here.

You ever been that horny? My God. So he apparently faked his own death to move and ditch his family to move to. He called the cops and be like, yeah, I'm alive. I don't know. But let's watch this second video. Maybe there's another guy, because there's a guy who went to, like, Eastern Europe or something. So, pause it.

This girl does TikTok videos where she asks people for free advice. Or people ask her for advice, and she gives it for free. And there's a strange man who rides up, and let's see what he asks her. Can you advice on anything? I go to Uzbekistan or stay? here. Say that one more time. Do I go to Uzbekistan or stay here? Do you have family there? No. Why do you want to go? To meet a woman. To meet a woman. And it was as back. Uzbekistan. You don't like American women?

Oh, they're familiar. So you've given up on meeting someone here? No, I'm married Oh Dude But you You want to find Of someone else

Empty nest I'm not sure That's why I'm asking you Wait empty nest What do you mean Empty nest My kids are out of the house now So you want to find

Like adopt a child No no This is an idiot I'm content with I mean to be fair This guy is so confusing I think that requires you to divorce someone first he's a psycho.

Well, maybe. Or is she okay with that? That's a good question. It means to be seen. Have you guys had a conversation about that? So would it be like a throttle or something? No. Oh, you would.

You guys would get a divorce possibly. Possibly, yeah. Um Do you just feel like there's no love left between you guys? Diminished Finished Well I think you guys should definitely

Have that discussion and see Also girl you got to reconsider your whole stick here Where I mean who Who could be prepared for The craziest guy in the world to roll up and be like Should I leave my wife We go to Uzbekistan doing this And then he was like, I'm going to pretend I died.

Like, he's, I don't want to understand his logic. I get the sense that his wife might have been in on it so that, uh, oh, get insurance money. Yeah, like, hey, you know what? I'm going to bail on you, but hey, I'll make it worth your while. Interesting. But also, I don't know. Well, because I was going to say maybe he collected. Where is he now?

What's the end of this? I need to see this woman in Uzbekistan. I guess, well, I doubt we'd be able to see that. But also, how did they meet? But yeah, this is a complete nut. Did you read the Cormick-McCarthy article? I saw the headline that he had a 16-year-old muse. Yeah.

And she was like, you got to write, you got to write Blood Meridian. I'm telling you, I'll show you my boobs. You write that Blood Meridian. That's sure. It's the article was more about, okay, now I'm kidding. He sent a video to police. Go to images. Come on, come on, give us the Uzbekie wife.

Dude. Give me that sexy, you best. Uzbek Uzbek wife Ryan Bogotsky found Oh well I guess Or Gwart We know that

Orgwart We're not going to be able to find the wife Or the Uzbek woman True Yeah So he's currently on the lamb I guess so I doubt that there's any kind of

I doubt that there's any kind of extradition Treaty With Uzbekistan With us and Uzbekistan He's a Wisconsin guy But it kind of looked like we were I know It looked like California

Well he might have been along the lake. Isn't there a lake? They have palm trees in Wisconsin? Sure. Isn't there a lake? Isn't there waterfront in Wisconsin? Yeah, but the palm trees is what threw me.

Not the water. Yeah. Well, oh, it looked like Chicago because the bike he was on had a Cubs sticker on. Again, it was the palm trees that threw me. They don't have palm trees and I don't think so. Are you sure that there were palm trees? Can you go back to the video? Where they're just trees?

Back to the video. Is that not palm trees, right? This looks like Calibee. Where's the Cubs logo, by the way? It's on the bike. Fair, fair, fair, fair. It's on the bike. So, um, I just, uh, I don't know what to say about that guy.

Uh, what an absolute psycho. Well, maybe he's just, maybe it's just been decades of. His wife nagging him? No. Unhappy marriage. Yeah. Diminished. Yeah.

I mean diminished. Yeah, that was a horrifying way. I do, I do think in his defense, there's a bit of, he knows he's being naughty and sharing stuff he shouldn't. So he's kind of. He's telling him. being a bit... He's got main character syndrome.

He was riding his bike. Maybe he took a weekend trip to California or wherever that was. Brought his electric bike. And was riding around going, should I leave my wife? And then sees, oh, this is fun. Someone's got a need advice. And he was just like, should I do it? Should I leave my wife?

Should I go to Uzbekistan? Or stay here. He kind of sounded like Anthony Jessel. I'm like, so should I leave my wife? and go to Uzbekistan. I used to be able to do a better. Yeah. In summation, God bless,

and I hope he's getting crazy, sloppy top in Uzbekistan. How disappointing would it be if you got there and she was... You're getting catfished? Yeah, yeah, you're getting catfished. How do you verify... Maybe they're FaceTime.

Maybe they... Yeah, maybe they... I would hope that they FaceTime. So he went to Canada. He probably went to Canada. Bopped over. Bopped into Canada thinking, oh, they're not going to cooperate with American law enforcement when I hop on a jet airplane to Uzbekistan.

Interesting. And, yeah, well, there you go. I can't wait until they, you know how they always, like, release the Google search results? I mean, first of all, the Google searches of just, like, Uzbekistan jobs, like, Uzbekistan wife? No, yeah, we'll end him trying to get out of there. Like, how do I, because I would have no idea how to do it. If you want to commit crime, you have to Google it.

Yeah. Right. But then once you Google it, go to a library. Dude, I saw a book once in printed matter. And it was how to disappear completely. And it was just, I want that book. Dude, it was so sick. Yeah.

I listened to the song. I didn't read the book. See, but I got a radio head. Yeah, right. Okay. But it was really kind of shook me to my core. I was like, whole shit. This is like tangible, like actionable items of like what you got to do and how to like not be found.

Do you remember any of it? No. There was that really gnarly one where the guy killed his wife and just frantic Google searches of like how to dissolve a body. How long does it take to dissolve a body about it? And you're like, and they read the search results to him in court. And he's sitting there just like, God, I should have used being. It happens up to the time. It's Casey Anthony, too.

But what else are you supposed to do? You got your wife's dead body. Yeah. Are you like, I can't, I can't Google it because then I won't be able to chat you btie now. Who knows, man? All right, let's just game this out. If I, I'm just off the dome here. If I wanted to disappear, I think first thing I would do, you wouldn't be able to do it within like six months.

You would have to plan it out over the course of like, okay, slowly over the course of two years, you cancel a credit card, then you cancel another. Well, I guess you don't. No, you just have to pull out cash because you're not using, you can't use credit cards at all. You would slowly have to pull out cash. You don't have to cancel them. Yeah. You're just, everything's got to be cash. You got to go buy a.

But then you got another identity. You go to the airport and then you buy a plane. ticket, but then even then you're paying, right? I would take a, I would... Where did you drive? I would drive probably down to Mexico, then, like, pay for a ferry onto it's somewhere into Central America. So you start doing Duolingo now?

I would probably do maybe a cruise ship or... Actually, you don't even have to leave the country. America's so fucking big. You could just fuck up. You could stay right here in California. You could just go out to the desert. Who's going to find you out there? taxman

brother amen they'll find it anybody yeah as soon as you don't pay your property tax or something there it's like

you know where I would go actually Tasmania if you if you really wanted to fuck off and leave they don't have

any kind of technology down there there's zero technology there's no there's no facial recognition shit you get your ass

in Tasmania yeah no tech you're not gonna um what's a computer oh dude come on

that's messed up You said it out. I said, I clarified that they don't have, like, facial recognition stuff. How the fuck are you going to get across the world, though? That's our biggest turn. You can do one of those, you can hopper, no, you can hop a ride on a cargo ship. I think about this a lot, though, how the world is so tiny now. There's nowhere to go.

There's nowhere. No. Cargo ship, man. How do you mean tiny? Like, connected? Yeah, like, there's no. You used to be able to just disappear across the border with your. 16-year-old paramour. Quarme, so, okay.

Cormick McCarthy was, was this, this woman came out, tell the story. There's so many, there's so many facets of it. People are pissed as, I, it's a very long thing. I didn't want to read it, so I ended up reading it. Wait, you didn't want to read it, so you texted Phil. No, because I didn't, because I didn't understand. There was, pinged me. There was the discourse on Twitter, and I was like, what are they talking about?

Why are they so pissed? Yeah, why are they dissing him? And you're like, oh, I get it. But people were pissed for multiple reasons. There's the story which outlines Kormick McCarthy's relationship with this young woman. He met. She was 16. She was in and out of foster homes.

She was in an abused household, all these things. He met her at a motel pool. When he was 16. The bigger problem is that he, the way the article is written, it's written by this Kormick McCarthy superfan who is, he looks like Jack Schlossberg. And this was in Vanity Fair? Yeah. And he kind of fancies himself a, you know, he's one of those...

He's one of those guys who, like, definitely idolizes old literature figures. And instead of dealing with the subject matter of like, oh, this is a really delicate issue, you have a 42-year-old man with a 16-year-old woman who he brought across the border to evade... getting in trouble, all this shit. Like the border in New Mexico or Canada? Yeah, he takes her to Mexico. Whoa. And then he's kind of playing it like it's the greatest love story

in literary history and playing... That's in the first paragraph. Get ready for the greatest love story or the craziest love story in the history of blah, blah, blah. Cornyck McCarthy's still alive. No, he's dead. Dead as a doorknail.

And so... proverbially, yes. He kind of... plays her as this like manic pixie dream girl almost that's so weird and it's like in the three days I've been with her she sat on the stove and lit her pants

on fire and then I saw her stub her foot in the door and then she was making a bed by laying on it and doing an angel in the bed and yeah I think Phil I think he was banging her maybe I don't know this is all allegedly this is all internet the writer was allegedly banging her well that's my vibe I got right right

right and she's kind of you know it does feel like he it does feel like There was like a little bit too much of an attachment to it. He got the article because supposedly he wrote a substack review of one of Cormac's later books, The Passenger, which is actually really good. And he said to the ingenue or whatever that he liked it. He liked the guy's substack review of Cormick's book. Oh, and that he was honest.

And she left this comment, like, this is exactly the kind of shit Cormick likes. Also, the big question is, like, how much of it is true? We're just believing this woman telling this story to this guy already. So when she met him by the book, which met him, sorry, by the pool, she said, I recognize him because he was on the back of this paperback of his I had. I forget which book, maybe Sutree or something. And then people pulled up, like, he's never had a photo on the back of a book. There's only been one edition of the paperback and someone pulled up and there was like, there's no picture of him. Interesting.

So there's kind of plot holes in it. There's so many facets of it where people are pissed at the writer, people are pissed about the subject matter. People are pissed at like the editor. they're saying the editor just did a terrible job of fact-checking any of this. And she shot a guy at one point. She's like, just off-handed like, someone was in my house and I shot him with a gun I always have on me with a rubber bullet.

The burner gun. It's like, all right, dude. So did she say, did she in Cornwick McCarthy end up having a romantic relationship? Yes, like on and off for years. He had three marriages, right? Yeah. But then there's weird, there's also weird guys being like, um, so you're telling me,

so he waited till. she was 18 or something or maybe 17 because it was the age of consent or something like that and like someone tweeted today you're telling me this guy who took a a teen that was abused

protected her, gave her money and waited till that she reached the age of consent to do anything physical with her is the bad guy in this situation everyone's like yes absolutely my friend there's a very scary paragraph in it where she had a mom and dad

and then something happens in the desert and then the mom and dad basically had to get rid of her like her dad became a drunk and like her mom couldn't raise her she doesn't outright say it so she doesn't talk about it she's not able to talk about it still

but it's just like this weird kind of gap of why she ended up in foster care and stuff despite having parents It's also just, there are so, it's funny on so many levels. Someone pointed out that he probably got like a buck 50 a word or something like that. And when you read some of the sentences, it's like, you know, instead of just being like, and it was a stormy night, he's like, it's one of those nights where the lightning dances across the horizon at that lightningy way. And you're like, God damn, this guy's getting paid.

A buck 50 a word? Or something like that. Sure. Jeez, Louise. Wow. It's really. I wonder if she was racist at all because this, Phil, you'll like this. Click the racist girlfriend.

What an insane. Well, because this is kind of... Please make it... Okay, R-slash Red Scare Pond. I'm already not off on a good phone. Wait, I do want to just give Connor one... I just want to... I think it'll help the audience to see what this guy looks like.

I just sent him a... I just sent him a slack. Okay, let's see. And listen... I think it'll be good for Ben, too, to see what the... Ultimately, who we're talking about. God bless. You know, we all got to do our own things in this crazy mixed-up world.

Oh, my God. He looks just like Jack Schlossberg. I know, isn't it crazy? This photo of the guy who wrote the Vanity Fair article, Valorizing Cormick McCarthy's pedophilia, is a wonderful visual aid to pair with the displeasure of readings. Right. The displeasure of reading.

Also, a beautifully worded tweet. He's got great hair. So, like, this is, you know, it's kind of like, yeah. It's a whole thing. It's a whole bag of worms. I don't like that term muse. because you're just say like horny

you were horny for something right and there's been a lot of pushback on using it as a positive thing like for years Solange was like I'm not your fucking muse I co whatever whatever I made this stuff and I make this music so it's even weird that he's using

wait who who who said that Solange was her I guess she's been pigeonholed as a muse often like for Beyonce? No for like her collaborations with people I think it was like Dev Hines Oh

Yeah, news is a fucking weird thing It's just like It negates your creativity And your brain It's like you're beautiful Let me right now You're so beautiful You make my brain go crazy

I just gotta create stuff Wasn't there that What was that movie with Was Daryl Hannah In that movie where she's a muse Like a- Oh the movie Called The Muse? I think so yeah

Is it Albert Brooks Or no no Is it Albert Brooks? Movie. Everyone's seeing them write A-Z-A. And I'm like, what's you doing? Oh, yeah, it is Albert Brooks. Oh, Sharon Stone.

Oh, it's Sharon Stone. It's an American... Yeah, she's like an angel or something. An actual angel. I think she's an alien. Okay. Or maybe she's not... No, go to the Wikipedia page real quick.

Wow, Marty's in it. Marty, who? Let's go say. After winning a Lifetime Achievement Award, screenwriter Stephen Phillips has a rude awakening, Believing the award has no meaning. He finds out it means his career is over. His studio has reneged on his contract.

Desperate to revive his career, he seeks advice from a very successful screenwriter, Jeff Bridges, who arranges an introduction to Sharon Stone, a modern-day muse who can inspire anyone. She has lavish demands. He isn't sure if she's authentic or charlatan. She takes him to Long Beach. Hell yeah.

Where they bump into a... Where they bump into Rob Reiner. What are they doing Long Beach? uh jim carrie is the lead wow um well oh he gets an idea for oh yeah it's like the muse her sexiness leads him to come up with an idea for a movie this is when it turns out she's crazy inside baseball shit yeah wow the budget and how much did it make how much it did it make 11 and a half yeah that makes sense dude they were swinging for the fences music by elton john whoa wow well i can't do um elton john wow wow well you got a muse and i'm gay

Sarah escaped as an escaped psychiatric patient? Oh, that's what she is? I thought she was an angel or something. What's up with all these new TV shows? Sherry's so sexy, I got an idea for a comedy. Jim Carrey's at the lead. But yeah, no fucking does. It's in an aquarium.

I could have told you that. Yeah, it's greenlit. Anyway, so this person writes, Girl I've been seeing gave me racist rant video as birthday gift. She gave me a video of her saying a bunch of comically racist shit. and said, now you have the power to ruin my reputation if you sent this to people. And that's her only birthday gift for me. She says it's like a proof of her love and trust for me and a form of vulnerability.

She knows it's funny, but I think part of her is being serious. We're in Germany, so this has life-ruining potential. Loll, some of the things she said are actually illegal. Holy shit. What can't you say in Germany? Probably Nazi stuff. Yeah, yeah. But there's something about that that is very, it is obviously very vulnerable.

It is a weird kind of form of... These people seem very young. You will not survive your love of this woman, and I don't mean that in any particular way. It's kind of true. That's like a little scary. It's just like, I can't imagine people with fully formed frontal lobes being like, babe. I need a video of you saying the N-word. I need to trust you

I need to trust that I can ruin you if I have to It's crazy Scroll up This guy says I frequently daydream about posting something Hainously racist on my LinkedIn For the sole purpose of making me Unable to get an office job ever again

Okay Okay Well all right Yeah I just thought that that was interesting And then that led me to Would you do that with a potential lover Would I make a video of me Saying racist things

Or have her do one so you could trust. No, I would never do that. Because I couldn't fake that. What do you mean you couldn't fake that? I couldn't say anything. Oh, your body just wouldn't, the word wouldn't form. Unless my girlfriend paid me. Paid you?

Yeah, she paid like. Making it way worse? Yeah, yeah. It comes out and he's just like, hang on, I was paid for that. Yeah, she told me. She paid me. but it was altruistic

it was all for love and there's like but if she there's money it's like it's like some weird kind of offshoot of a pre-up

or something just there like if I had a girlfriend and she and she that's why we got the dog and she made a racist video and gave it to me

I would first of all I'd be worried I'd be worried I'd be like something about it's gross it's like why are we even talking about cancelization

She sends it to you and is like, this is romantic. I'm like, oh, I'm out of here. This is weird. I mean, that's essentially what nudes are. It's like, hey, here's something just for you. I trust you to never. No. I can't jack off to the racist video.

Nudes are like, you being. Nudes are fun. Horny and romantic with a partner. You saying horribly racist things. Yeah, yeah. Well, it wouldn't be me because I wouldn't do it. Again, unless money was involved. Yeah.

And Bitcoin so as not to be traced. Ben's thing is true. A thousand bucks A thousand bucks A $5,000 fine Which which which Which group am I going after Which which which which

The big three It's really up to you Big three Who are the big three It's up to you Yeah I think I think Okay

Well That led me to this That's speaking of racism We've got a whole section on racism here. This weird racist video surfaced it came across my timeline. What are your socks?

Are they just nice socks? Just got some flowers on them. I like that. Very nice. So, um... I like the shoes. Thanks. Folks, I don't know what to say about this other than I can't... Ooh, I just spit. I can't tell if it's... Do you ever do that on an accident? You ever gleeke?

Oh, of course. It happens all the time. It's humiliating. It is. It always happens at the dentist and they're like, so, what do you do? And it's like, oh, uh-uh. What do I do for a liver? Oh, fuck. It feels criminal for the dentist to ask the question. I had this new guy the last time I went.

Truly, like, you've been in L.A. long time? And I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. And I'm like, oh, I'm over here. And then he's like, so you like, the East Coast better or the West Coast better? I'm like, my God, how do you want me to fucking answer? You got to ask yes or no questions. Like, absolutely that's. I wonder if they're doing a bit.

I don't know, I like the people. I don't like, I like my new dentist, but also I'm kind of pissed off because the hygienist doesn't do, she doesn't suck out my mouth. She doesn't rinse and suck it out. I'm not getting my mouth sucked out. It's, it drives me insane. She waits until the very last minute and then has me sit up and rinse into a sink. I'm like, fucking God, that's gross, dude. My last one, Debbie, she was awesome.

She blasts my mouth with water, suck it out with the sucker. It does feel good getting it sucked out. It's such an interesting thing. thing where all of a sudden you're aware of the gaping maw in the center of your face. Yeah. I got like builds up. It's like, I got high one time before the dentist thinking that it would be a good idea.

I was like, this will be, this will make it a lot more fun and I'll just sit back. It was during that phase when you smoke weed where you're like, I got to try this and this and this and this on weed. I just don't have this experience with weed where everyone talks about it. No, I know, but people are like, it makes you chill.

It makes everything so intense. Yeah. And the last thing I would want is. to go to an intense thing. I still can't believe that I used to work as a busboy at a busy seafood restaurant while high, a lot.

Like removing plates of drawn butter over the laps of people and just high out of my goal. People don't realize about us bus boys. It is the most precarious. Because it is a lot of plates. You're stacking the plates. You're moving

them off of people. You're spilling shit everywhere. But you put them in the tub. There was a technique that I am... Well, that's only at the end. You don't bring the tub out when people are at the table. I would always keep that tub on me. You know, I keep that thing on me. You kept that tub on you? I didn't know you were a BB either.

I kept a dry rag on the front and a wet rag on the back. I was a bar back for a second. Okay, well, so here's the probably the, I don't, I do, these, is this AI? What do you guys think this is? You haven't showed it to us. Let's just play. Play the fucking thing. Got a bunch of people falling out of the sky, mariachi music playing.

Oh, this thing. Yeah, it's definitely AI. You think so? No, I think it's just really... Well, that's weird. That Bud Light thing is weird. That's like the only bad graphic. So it's Hispanic people below the border

trying to get in. Oh, this is from that show. This is from a CB show? The suicide squad's been off. TV show. But this, I think is, I actually have no idea. Unbelievable. Okay, let's stop. It, I don't. See, that sort of shit. Like, what's that? With the flags and stuff. Yeah, that's a

re-edit, I believe, of the peacemaker TV show. Oh, okay. I think. Oh, okay. I wonder what happened in that. The Trump thing? I don't know. Where's the Trump robot? Because I know that show is kind of like, looks good, CGI-wise and shit like that

and is kind of edgy like this? Maybe the Trump robot is in the thing. Maybe the whole thing is from... It could be Peacemaker TV show. With John Sina? Yeah. I heard it's good. John Sina's too...

He's in too many things. He's too... I know. He really is spread out. But it's James Gunn. He's pretty good. He did give us being chilling, though. What's that mean?

Bing Chilling, it's how you say ice cream in Mandarin. You never saw the video of him eating ice cream and speaking fluent Mandarin? No, but I know. That video is fucking insane. Oh, yeah. Let's watch Bing Chilling. We got to watch it. Why does he know Chinese so well?

Is it to get more famous in world? Probably. Do you think he actually knows how to speak Mandarin or is he just? I think he absolutely, he's got the cadence down and everything. But he could probably practice it. Sure. I do love the, I do love the cadence of Chinese. It's beautiful.

It's very sing-songy. Can you scroll through some of these replies? The Dick Missiles epic, laugh aloud, where did that come from? Shooting rockets out of his dick. Click the replies on that one. Maybe we get one. The Italian dude kissing. These fucking people, man.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, where did this come from? It's just... This is circa 2016. Oh, wow. Wow. What the fuck? I hadn't seen it, but it's still relevant.

Eight years later. What the fuck? These people are sickos. Wait, it really is a sicker. Like, that... Oh, yeah. Not only are they kicked over the border, but then Trump,

comes and literally kills them. There's a bloodthirstiness in the... A bloodlust. That I find a bit hard to reconcile. That's incredible graphics. That costs... I don't know.

I mean, $300,000? Yeah. Let's... Yeah. Uh, man. Yeah, I wonder how the... I wonder how the world of CGI has changed these last couple years,

because they used to be able to command. And huge, huge budgets from the movie studios. But, yeah. Oh, and one last racist. Did you see Ben Affleck talking about the AI stuff? Yeah. Did you notice he kind of talks like Kevin Smith? He's got like the same cadence as him.

I don't know. I haven't listened to Kevin Smith talking so long. I just remember that. But anyway, Kevin Smith, one of New Jersey's finest. I know. And he keeps remaking stuff. Let's watch that, the racist thing on Instagram that I sent there. I did not know that this show existed.

And apparently other, because I Googled it and other streamers and should have talked about it. Black, black white family. It is, uh, it is something. Uh-oh. Wait, what? Black person. We'd go into makeup and become the opposite race. We became black.

My name is Rose. I'm 17 years old and I'm a white girl. I don't know what to expect. Who's on FX? She didn't think he was... Maybe end up walking a little differently. I'm getting spray painted. I'm turning black.

2006. You know, physically, hands down. A white family and a black family found out what it's like to switch lives. I get to learn just how it feels to go out in the world. Dude, this is so weird. Oh my God, that is so strange. strange. Oh my God.

Bruno. It's nice. I love black. I mean, visually. I love black. And somehow heart-wise, there's a warmth. You're beautiful. Thank you.

We look like a really nice man. Oh, brother. Where art now? I love the gift of the guy from... The wire. Yeah, the wire. It's very the dead and get out. Yeah, the, you know, they're great athletes?

Yeah, I would have voted for Obama a third time. He said, he didn't, didn't he say that? Yeah, they're great athletes. Yeah, he's, his, their bodies are amazing. They're great athletes. They can leap high. Oh, brother. God damn, I was on TV.

Yeah. That went through a lot of people. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. And look what FX has changed themselves into, okay? That is, uh, their, their peak TV now. Really?

Yeah. And they used to be, they used to be a Spike TV adjacent. I know. You can't even do Blackface on FX anymore. We've got, I know. They don't pick up any of my pitches. I don't know what to end on before we go into the bonus pen andemil show.com. We got a lot.

I feel like J. Leno humiliation ritual because. Well, we don't even have to click it, but, well, yeah. Wait, have you guys, is it about him getting beat up? Well, because he said, oh my God. I mean, he fell down to hill. He's got such an old man bruise on his face. because you know when old people get bruised they really bruise

I don't buy the fucking fell down a hill yeah no dude he was taking a shortcut on the side of your face he said he was taking a shortcut behind like a best western

or something or Hampton Inn let's get the footy you know they gotta have security oh your poor face look at my eye oh my gosh Jay Leno is all bruised up

the left side of his face is black and blue his eye is swollen This isn't a TMZ interview. This is like they have lighting and shit. Lost my nail on the finger. And then I'm all black and blue. The comedian says he fell down a 60-foot hill.

I said, well, the hill doesn't look that steep. Let me take a... Down! And then I... You rolled down a hill? That's not true. No, that's true. Jay Leno says he was staying at a Hampton Inn,

about 30 miles outside of Pittsburgh on Saturday night, when he wanted to have dinner at a local restaurant before his show. Instead of walking a mile and a half to... down the road, he decided to take a shortcut down the hill. Not a good idea. This is believed to be the steep incline he tumbled down. Well, I hit a bunch rocks. It was 60 feet.

Incredibly, the famous workaholic legend performed just three hours later, without even taking a day off to nurse his injuries. Last night, he was back at it again, performing at a comedy show in Beverly Hills. This is just the latest Also, why is

Jay Leno's staying at a Hampton Inn? This man is so fucking filled with rich. Nothing else around. I guess so. Dude, I bet he has like a prostitute in there. It's some. Why would he, why would he, why would he, um, he's good, don't it? Why would he even bother walking the mile and a half?

You just, he would have a black car. He has a driver right there. Yeah. Bringing him to the venue, bring him to get dinner before hands. It's so fucking. Why do you say humili, humili, humiliation ritual? Well, because everything is a fucking, with all these dipshit morons, everything is a, is a, is a humiliation ritual. on, on, through the eyes of the conspiratorial minded.

I think it's something dark. Jay Leno's already in the club. He doesn't need to go through another, the, the patron saints of the Illuminati are not like, you know, Jay, it's, it's been about 20 years. We need you to do another humiliation ritual to show, to show that you are. And for some, for some reason, some men, it's wearing a skirt on stage. And like John Cena when he came out like naked in the Oscars a couple years ago, that was his humiliation ritual.

The only people he humiliated were us guys. I don't know. Yeah. Did you see his body? Jesus, God. They had some football player they showed the other day. He was on the sidelines. Some like just nobody defensive guy wearing a blazer with like a really low cut shirt and a couple chains.

Poor guy looked really uncomfortable. Like clearly it was a big bold fashion statement. But the comments are like, that's another humiliation ritual. It's like, Bub, that guy's worth $5 million tops. He ain't getting into the alarm. I think of it. True. Nobody's being like, you want to be in?

You got to go on TV and dress a little gay. That's the ritual. All of us did it. And now I'm sure you saw Jay Leno, we beat the shit out of him. Like, that's humiliating for him? How is getting your ass beat, if anything, it makes him look tough? Damn, dude, he took a wop. I also think some of these outfits are, I feel like people are trying to

go viral on Twitter. Like, did you see Cedric entertainer on the, on, at the Dacens fight? Did you just say Cedric Entertainer? Cedric, the entertainer. Yeah, the, you missed the the, it was just cute. Oh, I thought I said the. Yeah, did you see Cedric Entertainer. Like you're a child that, I think that's his last name. Did I say that? I heard that. No, you didn't. I thought my

cousin's last name was the Schultz boys. Well, so just, we're not going to respond to what I said, we're just going to do it. I didn't see him. Oh, oh, he was wearing that funny hat. Yeah, let's go to the bonus. But was it like, well, wait, is that racist? Because is it racist? Well, because it was like an African hat or something, I thought.

From the fight? We'll let you guys decide. Was it racist that I said he... Yeah, Mike Tyson fight. How the fuck does Google Images not have this? Google's broke. Dude. Cedric, the entertainer, funny hat, Tyson. No, no, just fight Tyson. Mike Tyson fight. No, no.

Okay. Cedric. that one right there yeah that one yeah oh yeah it kind of looks like a it's not bad

he just looks goofy he just looks goofy yeah I guess you're right it was also strange that whole thing was strange yeah that is this funny hat you looks cool as fuck yeah it looks like a Devo hat

what's all that shit he's wearing it's got like those are close yeah no but that that doesn't oh that thing on his neck it's probably a press pass or whatever like his VIP that's a lot of words

press pass yeah oh it might be whole script to be movie or whatever. It might be the whole quote Mike Tyson did when he was yelling at that guy from the crowd. Oh yeah. I'll fuck your children. I'll eat your children. I'll make you love me bitch. And he's like about to cry. Yes. Yeah. And the last thing he says is so insane, but we obviously cannot. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'll make you love me. Oh, yeah. I'll fuck you till you love me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, let's cut to the bonus. Shall we? All right, everybody. Thanks so much for joining us for this week of the meatball episode

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