The Ben and Emil Show - PP 4: We're Sending Jonah Hill to Jail (and Threads and AI)
Episode Date: July 13, 2023We're chatting Jonah Hill wildin out with surfer girls, Zuckerberg's hot new body and even hotter new app. Plus some AI shit and whether or not the libs will let us watch the child sex slavery movie. ...Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I need you to delete this one.
Even this one?
I mean, this one seems fine to me.
No, this is unacceptable.
This is crossing my boundaries.
I think that this is part of your past and it's unacceptable to me.
This is something that I think if you're going to put this out there and you're going to wear bikini, you're going to wear a bikini.
They're board shorts.
Listen, this is a boundary of mine.
And if you don't want to respect it, then you can.
It's gone.
Okay.
It's gone.
The next one.
that I need you to get rid of?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
It's a joke.
Well, what's funny to you is triggering to me.
Okay.
All right.
We'll get rid of it.
Okay.
Good.
There can't be more.
There is.
Who is this?
This is someone from your past.
You know him.
Yes, I know, but he is one of your problematic friends from your...
He's not problematic.
Very recent past where you were engaging in destructive behavior.
I think this is getting a little out of line down.
I would be comfortable if you deleted it.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God. Okay. And also this one. You just look too hot here. And I know that you're going to be getting all kinds of messages and you're going to go surfing with women and men. I'm in a jacket. Yeah, but this makes you look like a surfer. And I don't. Okay. It's gone. Jesus Christ.
Speaking of surfing. No, you got to be kidding me. Yeah. No, you're surfing with men here. I'm not. They're just out of frame. I know it. It's in Greece. There's no waves to surf. There's no ways to surf in Greece. That's not true.
okay so now you're lying oh my god triggering behavior i'm sure there are some places where you can serve
i don't know if this is going to work you said that you would delete these photos and you're not
deleting them oh my god okay what is this your titties are out for everyone to see for all the guys to
see it's doing a little spa day in hawaii it's a joke look at my face you you keep saying that
everything is a joke don't gaslight me oh my god yeah you're gaslighting and this
How, what's the problem with this one?
I just think it's really cute.
I just wanted to tell you that.
Okay, so I can keep it up?
Yeah, you can keep it up.
Okay.
So what we just did was an exercise and what not to do with a podcast co-host.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, what not to do with a podcast co-host.
We're going to be getting into the Jonah Hill stuff because we have some strong opinions on it, right?
I don't know how strong my opinions are.
I have some pretty strong opinions on it.
And they've changed over the course of the week of what's been happening.
So should we do some just quick housekeeping stuff right up top before we're even?
Sure.
Yeah.
We just got off the plane from New York.
We just got off the plane from New York.
Did our live show.
It was fantastic.
It was the most fun we've ever had.
Everyone, big thank you to everyone in New York who came out.
It was incredible.
Our moms were there.
We did a fun bit with them.
They crushed.
Show sold out in a day.
And the Los Angeles show did, but we added more tickets.
We still got a few ticks left.
They're still available.
So Los Angeles, you got to show up.
Show up.
I'm talking to you, Los Angeles.
Chinatown, Korea Town, Little Tokyo.
I have only listed the Asian parts of South.
Filipino Town.
Campodia Town.
Little Armenia.
Hollywood.
Santa Monica.
Tai Town.
Tai Town.
Los Feliz, Silver Lake, Echo Park, Highland Park,
At Water Village.
At Water Village.
That's enough.
Altadina, Rowena.
We're putting the link in the description.
So get a ticket.
Click a link, buy a ticket.
I don't want to have the thing again where people are going,
I didn't get a ticket to the show.
Well, now's your chance.
Now's your chance.
Come see it.
Get your freaking act together.
Come hang out.
Make friends.
Also, I see you on the Reddit, you people being like,
is it weird if I come alone?
No, it's not.
There are people who came to the first live show alone.
they made friends and then they came to this one together now you have buddies i just reconnected or not
reconnected it's not like we weren't talking but uh my good friend tyler tyler sorenson
goes to shows by themselves i go to shows alone well that was someone commented on it and said
emil is a vocal proponent of doing things alone not only going to shows but just going if you want
to go do something alone go do it yeah uh so nothing weird about it come hang
yeah come hang uh but yeah let's dive right in man all right check out this for the audio
i got it i i had to get a diet coke because i was fucking exhausted from that flight and uh they
they sell 16 ounce tall boys of diet coke fucking delicious all right so give me your strong
opinions so well okay so if you've been living under a rock say hi to the bugs but also
Jonah Hill was the actor Jonah Hill was what would you call it outed as being emotionally abusive or manipulative I guess I would call it both of those things to to his ex-girlfriend professional surfer what was her name and law student I believe Jonah Hill ex-girlfriend I believe she's an environmental Sarah Brady Sarah Brady pretty damn good surfer if I may say
I also think she's like an environmental law student.
Correct.
In Hawaii, I think.
She's going to University of Hawaii or something.
Oh, I don't know where she goes.
Oh, well.
Also, Jonah Hill really leaned into the whole, I'm a surfer now culture.
This whole vibe and his whole look.
So to be completely, just full disclosure, I dislike Jonah Hill.
Why?
I don't know.
I didn't mean to make that sound defensive.
I don't know.
All of a sudden, he came out of nowhere.
It's like bleached hair.
full of tattoos, and I was like, who the fuck is this guy?
Some people said that, did you tell me that he had a, Dylan,
did you tell me that he had a brother that died that looked exactly like this?
And then all of a sudden he was making movies about skate culture and.
His movie came out right at the same time as fifth grade or whatever.
Eighth grade.
Eighth grade came out.
And it just felt like that.
An actual great movie.
That's the, I never saw mid-90s.
Me neither.
It felt, yeah, it just felt like, all right, I get it.
he's fine i'm at like as an actor and his comedy and stuff i get it and i felt bad for him over
the years watching the way that the media treated him because of his his weight and made him
there was there's like a famous clip of him on jimmy kimmel i think and jimmy kimmel says oh i'm
really surprised that you smell good oh that's horrible yeah and jonah hill goes what is that
supposed to mean, man. Like, you can, he's not even doing a bit. He's fully, he's fully upset because he
knows that it's, it's a backhanded compliment saying that, well, you're a fat guy and you're,
Oh, okay. That's horrible. It is horrible. And I don't condone that. And obviously,
but we can all agree he's annoying. Sure. And then he, so, and then he, so most recently he had
this documentary on Netflix about, oh, dude, sorry. They,
There's a fucking GQ does this thing.
I think it's GQ or Esquire.
They do this thing where it's like my everyday items.
They have an actor or actress, whoever, come in and they.
Jonah Hill was one of them.
What were his item?
They were all just so annoying.
He's like, oh, dude, this like Bart Simpson's skate deck.
GQ items.
Jonah Hill, GQ items.
Let's see.
Ten things Jonah Hill can't live without.
Bucket Hat, Hydroflask, incense.
Ring, wet suit, cool, dude.
Right.
Mr. Zog's coconut wax.
Right, it's just like, dude.
Hydrating Argon Oil mask, Jiu-Jitsu, and Outro.
He can't live without Outro.
It's just a very, like, curated, I'm a surfer guy now.
I can't live without my fucking surfer wax.
I can't live without my.
Yeah.
I mean, good for you.
He's got a fucking spring suit with the arms cut off.
Yeah.
Anywho, what can you not live without?
beans well he did say hydroflask and i did feel a little bit called out because this is uh literally well
inescapably there are going to be things that you cannot live without i'll tell you what's in my left
pocket at all times blistex my car keys my house keys i mean that feels a bit imagine going to gq
i can't live without just being like my keys my keys my blestex
is good i do keep my berthsby's on me okay good yeah but you can't do your keys in your wallet
I think people are my wallet and then my phone you know who also had a really annoying one who uh Jeremy strong of course he's a absolute nut job but his whole yeah but he's entertaining it was hey kids it was better like it's like okay you're nuts and it's kind of cool dude it's all it's all stuff actually it's kind of cool it's all keepsakes from roles he did yeah here let me let that is pretty fucking cool and but it's he's nuts of course he's nuts he's an insane man yeah have you seen his
There's, there's a, he was in that movie, The Happening, M. Night Shyameline's the happening where the trees kill everyone.
Yeah. And he's a, he's a soldier. And he comes up to Mark Wahlberg's truck and he's nervous and he's got a southern action. He's like, hey, there, there, everybody at the base.
Oh, suddenly started acting strange. I don't, I don't really know what's going on.
Pretty good. It makes me want to see the movie again. Again, whoever is in charge of marketing at Amazon or Netflix or whoever,
who has dictated to the interns to just cut up clips of movies and put them on TikTok,
it's working because it makes me want to watch every fucking movie.
They were hitting Moneyball a couple months ago.
It was just Moneyball clips.
A Jonah Hill vehicle.
Was a Joni Hill vehicle.
He was great in that movie.
He was really good.
He's a good actor.
I just find his whole thing in the way.
His whole stick, yeah.
So everything felt very curated.
Even down to getting a surfer environmentalist girlfriend, it's like, okay, dude,
It's getting hacked now.
Yeah, we get it.
You're all about the fucking lifestyle.
And he was on Jimmy Fallon when he was dating her.
And the interview's ending.
And he's like, and, you know, my girlfriend would kill me if I didn't say, like,
donate to environmental.
It's like, shut the fuck up, Jonah.
Yeah, don't use your platform for a good cause.
Okay.
But this is actually related to.
By the way, I just want a really quick say,
I can't live without Sarah V lotion.
every day.
I have to put it on my skin.
I have become a convert.
Of Sarah V?
Yes.
I recently started moisture.
Well, not recently.
It's been over a year now.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Can't believe you didn't moisturize.
It's fucking insane.
I know.
The reason I started was because I was with three women.
We were playing doubles tennis.
Oh, that's right.
And they were like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah.
So what were you going to say?
So this is very related to what happened with him,
but did you ever watch the doc he did?
Stutz.
About his therapist?
Yes.
I watched it when it came out.
Yeah.
I was just curious.
And I found it all very gross.
Just.
Really?
Yeah.
It just reminds, I mean, it's like one of the things I hate about L.A. here.
Everyone's like over-therapized and fucking like wielding it like a weapon and like.
I was one.
I'll get to that.
I didn't wield it like.
a weapon but I definitely was over-therapies for a hot minute a few years ago well yeah I mean
so and I recently in like the last I don't know a few months stopped going to therapy because I was
like I fucking hate this I feel like it's all just um even when I'm coming in with stuff being like
I think I did a bad thing and I want to like address that it's always like well but you have to
remember like your childhood and it's like no shut up I'm so sick of this I'm it's okay that
I'm naughty sometimes.
Oh, right.
Tell me that it wasn't the best thing that I did.
Right, exactly.
And so I just feel like there's so many people out here who are doing that kind of weaponizing
trauma and doing all these things and using therapy speak.
But not only that.
I mean, I just found the whole thing fucking gross.
I don't know if you saw the part where like he brings out his mom.
I saw, remind me.
And for the viewer and listener.
I guess it's supposed to be cathartic for him.
But I'm like, dude.
Oh, he calls her out for being a bad mom at some point.
You could do this privately.
Yeah.
This is weird.
And, you know, your poor mom, obviously, whatever.
What is it?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
But it doesn't seem like she was, you know.
Into it?
No, no, it doesn't seem like she was this horrible monster.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I think she probably made some mistakes, whatever.
but I was like, this is fucking gross.
You shouldn't be doing this.
It also felt weird that he has this relationship with his therapist where I don't think
patients should be have this type of relationship with their therapist where he's sharing
his life with Jonah.
And it seems like he does that a lot with all of his patients.
And I think, isn't that his whole thing that he's kind of in his own world and well,
This is what we're, like, he's got a lot of personal anecdotes that help him drive home points, I think.
Yeah.
Which, sure, fine.
Right.
Yeah.
My last therapist was varied by the book to the point where if I was out of town, out of state, she wouldn't have a session with me because she said, I'm not licensed in that state.
Oh, interesting.
And I can't do that.
And I admire that.
Me too.
It's like.
I thought that you were going to say that sometimes you don't have anything.
going on that particular week
and you'll find yourself going,
I guess I got to find something to be like upset or sad about
to bring to therapy because otherwise you're just saying
things are going pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, there's that.
I don't like that.
But so anyway.
But things are never going pretty good.
So out of the blue,
Jonah Hill or Jonah Hill's ex-girlfriend,
Sarah,
they'd been broken up for over a year.
By the way,
I am not one to, I don't like to talk about this kind of shit.
I don't like to gossip about celebs, but this is a really interesting one, and it hits a bunch of different things for me.
And I was talking about it with Jessica, and we were having a pretty interesting conversation about it because we both had a lot of thoughts on it.
But it's been changing throughout the week.
At first, it was just the screenshots of their conversations.
and she was she was sharing it without any real explanation at first I think by the way if I'm getting
some of these details wrong please forgive me because I'm not fully well versed in every single
fucking aspect of it what happened just very briefly is that I think she started reposting
pictures that had been deleted and with captions that weren't completely open but would say things
like reposting this because a narcissist, abuser or something like that, had me delete it.
Yeah.
And I guess she wasn't being completely up front.
And then the screenshots started pouring in.
And she would later go on to say that part of the reason why she shared them is because
it was for her own catharsis and for her own healing because she had only gotten so far
and was still in her own therapy and was feeling like she needed it was good for like her closure and
growth and whatnot and i think also to warn other people to to know what to look for if they're
dealing with a similar kind of situation with someone who is controlling and emotionally
abusive and all that shit because yeah so the the screenshots are
I don't even want to pull them up because there's so many
and I don't want to have to fish through them right now.
But he basically is...
It's basically the bit we were doing.
Yeah, he's listing off...
He's getting pissed about her and wearing bikinis,
which is very odd.
She's a surfer.
Yeah.
And also, they're not even...
He said like a thong.
You're wearing a thong.
And she's like, it's a fucking one piece.
It's not a thong.
And they're not even sexual pictures.
They're her riding waves.
Is there, and clearly he's like.
Yeah, I mean, there was one where I was like, why would this one have been taken down?
So at first I was, I was kind of analyzing his, his insecurities that are very clearly being exposed to everybody.
Like, he's clearly, kind of reminds me of when I was in middle school and high school and I, I couldn't skateboard worth a goddamn, but all the like hot guys were really good at skateboarding.
So I just, in my head was like, whatever girlfriend I end up getting is going to
fucking leave me for a guy who can kickflip.
And I feel like Jonah Hill has that same kind of attitude toward men who surf.
Is they're hot guys?
Because they are.
Well, right.
He seems to have a complex about it because he's newer to it.
People do post, I think he gets posted to like Kooka the Day or whatever sometimes
when he like drops in on someone.
But it's a fucking, I think he's got to be friends with those guys.
because he's probably doing it at Malibu where everybody drops in on everybody.
It's like the thing.
But he was listing off his boundaries, quote unquote,
and asserting that she crossed his boundaries, violated his boundaries by surfing with men, surfing with other men.
Wait, can we do it through?
So Joel Kim Booster had the best tweet about it.
Okay.
And instead of listing them as Jonah Hill's boundaries, he has it as a gay guy's summer bucket list.
Do you want to send it to me and I'll pull it up here?
Yes.
Text it to me.
Don't click over yet, Dylan.
Do you want to say that?
No, I'm not going to wait.
Okay.
You should have it.
Meal.
Here we go.
Come on.
Okay.
Oops.
Oops.
Whoops.
Holy shit.
uh whoa god damn whoops wrong one don't okay a gay guys summer bucket list oh yeah so these are all
the things these are what these are the actual things that he said surfing with men boundaryless
inappropriate friendships with men to model to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit to post
sexual pictures friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past beyond
getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful.
And I think it's way more fun when you're thinking about it as a gay guy summer bucket list.
Yeah, it is way more fun.
Friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past.
You're getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful.
So, okay, when I first saw this stuff, I thought, okay, hey, these are his, this is where he's
fucking up with the therapy speak, because all he, not all he has.
to do but he's talking about he's talking about deal breakers not boundaries and also they are
they are they're not boundaries boundaries boundaries aren't something that someone else is like
how do i phrase this i don't know you want to say it um okay don't here stay out of my
computer because i'm going to pull up stay out of my computer it a of a
friend of mine said this perfectly, which is, if he had said, hey, it's crossing a boundary of
mine to be in a relationship with you because I'm not comfortable dating a girl who is
publicly so sexual, it would be a different kind of conversation to say that it's crossing
a boundary of mine, not like these are my, he's, they're deal breakers. Also, I'm pretty sure
it came out that they started dating because he slid into her DMs. Yeah, he was into what she
was doing. So that's another thing. It's, it's, they were deal breakers for him at the start,
but he didn't communicate them off the bat. And it's, I don't know. It sounds just like wild
insecurity. I don't think it's like, I don't think it's like, I don't think we have to,
boundary. Okay, but still, boundaryless inappropriate friendships with men. I get that. Hey, man, if that's
something that is going on with, with your partner and it makes you uncomfortable, by all means
communicate it but like modeling what oh no i wanted to grab this oh you're grabbing that posting pictures
of yourself in a bathing suit when when she is a model get over yourself and the surfer and also
support support your fucking support your partner partner and i did understand his because another thing
when i first saw this again i've got to underscore when i first saw this he's talking about how
we we don't have context to all of this i don't know what her
her wild recent past consisted of or who these women are who are in unstable places.
For all I know, they're using drugs and they're going out drinking every night.
And maybe she had communicated to him at one point that it was, it was like rock bottom for her or a bottom line for her.
Like spending time with these people brings out in me these bad behaviors that I want to stay away from.
I mean, that's a lot to read into it, though.
Sure.
And that's a very generous, that's a very generous read.
considering he didn't want pictures of her fully clothed on the internet.
So that's why I'm saying like this was for me like just a roller coaster of,
okay, I identify with certain things because years ago I had certain bottom line kind of
behaviors that I needed to stay away from that aren't a problem at all for me anymore.
But at the time I was like, oh shit, if I do this or there weren't even people.
Like I had no problematic friendships where it's like, oh, I'm going to hang out with Joe and he's going to fucking get me smoking crack tonight.
And that's going to fucking get me to drive 175 miles an hour on the freeway, Hunter Biden style.
Yeah. But who's your most problematic friend?
In probably Steve, probably our friend Steve.
He's not watching. No, he's just got, he's just got, he's just got. He's just got.
he gets you drinking or just no no he's problematic just on his own oh no no no really at all
which one would bring out bad behavior in oh honestly nobody i don't really i can't think of
anybody who's who's been um me and phil tried to get you really drunk in japan and you did
are me and phil your most problematic friends you i would say problematic is a bad
Turner, I would say, like, poor influence?
Are you going to get a text from Jessica being like, this is a boundary for me?
No, not at all.
Well, you guys didn't get me into smoking.
No, no, no.
Oh, I'm the, I'm the, okay.
Oh, suddenly the line is drawn at smoking versus drinking?
You can't handle the international cigarette.
That's not my fault.
That's correct.
I went, I smoked the cigarettes, I came back, no problem.
Yeah.
So there's a, there's a quote that that same friend,
shared with me from
Trevor Noah's book
and his mom
here I'll just read the quote
the way my mother always explained it
the traditional man wants a woman to be
subservient but he never falls in love with
subservient women he's attracted
to independent women
he's like an exotic bird collector
she said he only wants a woman who is free
because his dream is to put her in a cage
and it got me thinking
about the
the Madonna horror complex
that a lot of men have where you can't and Freud I think coined the the term Madonna
horror where famously wanted to fuck his mom famously wanted to fuck his mom men have a hard time
coming sometimes and it's completely normal men men a lot of men still to this day have a hard time
being in love with and being uh feeling feelings of respect and and
admiration and mature love for someone that they're sexually attracted to.
And the inverse also, they can't love someone that they're horny for.
They're basically women to certain men, a lot of men, are either Madonna's, just virgin,
untouchable, or fucking whores who demure, fuck, or, no, that's the Madonna, just demure and...
I mean, a perfect example is that guy you showed in the bonus.
the wife gets all these special treatments.
Right.
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend gets nothing.
Yes.
Yeah.
And it got, it got, I was thinking more about just, um, listen, I'm an ally, okay?
Yeah.
What's your, what's your, my point is that I'm, I am the arbiter.
Did you just want to talk about this?
No, no, because it was making me think about, um, just all of this stuff.
and I I it sucks my take is that Jonah hell sucks and it's funny that it happened to him
anyway so man how about Twitter threads
speaking of guys we hate yeah how do you how do you bet you root for someone in this one
huh zuck zuck v Elon okay first of all have you seen the photo of um buff yeah you know
you know i can never i got it i got a i got a respect to
anybody with a great body he looks great he really does look so good i don't care how much i hate him he looks
really fuckable and he looks happy the head doesn't match the body i say it does it's a sick body he's
now got like kind of greco roman looking face he doesn't have cauliflower ear yet he hasn't earned his
cauliflower ear like the guy on the right but for the audio listener just imagine imagine mark
Zuckerberg's sexual stats
suddenly got maxed out
that's yeah that's one way to put it yeah they got maxed out
you think he's really giving it to his wife
oh yeah oh yeah he porks her
she's the real winner in all this she's the real
but that's the thing we're gonna get to threads but I have to say
I'm I'm kind of bummed about this whole
it seems to be working but Zuck has done a real
rebrand he went from
it's really smart guy we were all
making fun of I mean
unless
In 2016, this was the guy we were talking about who was, you know, the Cambridge Analytica scandal.
He's not doing anything about rigging elections.
John Oliver's doing, you know, an entire video about how he's, he's, you know, responsible for poisoning the minds of teenagers and social media and shit.
And genocides and, you know, and destroying independent journalism.
Like, you know, having.
You name it, Zuckerberg.
Yeah, having all these news outlets pivot to video and then just turning it off in a day and going, sorry.
And also lying about the stats at first to advertisers, which caused so many companies to pivot to video and then turning it all off and causing a lot of companies to just lay off tons of employees, all these things.
To being a complete joke rebranding Facebook as meta and it's taking a huge.
bet on the Metaverse.
The Metaverse.
And now he's stepped in with threads, which is a very common, it's a common Facebook playbook,
which is just completely Jack another company's idea.
And, you know, the first one was stories.
They just completely jacked the whole Snapchat thing.
And everyone was like, oh, no, I don't have to open the Snapchat.
I could just do it right in Instagram.
It was really good.
I mean, people use the shit out of stories.
I mean, yeah, it's way more popular than posting the grid.
I mean, now every day you're just filling your stories with posts.
And then when TikTok rolled out, Instagram was like, well, Adam Masari, get out there and tell them we're going to start pivoting to reels.
I still don't even understand the difference between Instagram video reels and whatever the other one is.
It doesn't make sense to me.
I think they're just all reels now.
Yeah, I think you might be right.
Well, I mean, there's been many iterations of video on Instagram.
It was IGTV for a second.
That's the one.
That was going to be the big.
I forgot about that.
That was going to kill TV.
Yeah.
I remember for a second, I think there was IGTV exclusives.
But yeah, and now so it all seems to live as reals.
But yeah, the latest one, they're just, I mean, if you've used threads at all, it's Twitter.
It's Twitter.
And I personally, I've enjoyed it.
I've still been spending a lot of time on Twitter.
Not a lot of time, but I'm looking at Twitter more than I'm looking at threads
because I'm just kind of waiting for them to figure it out.
Because it's still a little buggy, like it's an algorithmically curated feed.
Right. So it's missing some important things.
It's mobile only.
There's no, you can, if someone were to send you a thread, you would be able to click in
and it would open, but there's no real desktop version.
You can't.
Right.
And in the way you can scroll Twitter on desktop, you can't do that.
And yeah, there's not, it's just an algorithmically curated feed.
There's no chronological or following.
And it's showing you people that you don't follow sometimes.
And a lot of brands.
It's not, you're not getting, you're not getting it immediately.
And there's no hashtags, no keyword search functions, no DMs to slide into.
That's a huge thing.
and then there's weird stuff
like if you want to delete your threads account
did you hear about this people complain you have to delete your
Instagram account
interesting yeah I imagine they'll fix this
that's the thing a lot of these things are coming I like I can't imagine
the thing's just going to keep cruising without DMs
hashtags all of the things that make
social media sites work and fun to use
and it was on the heels of Twitter
fucking up by having that one couple of days
Yeah, I think they sped up their launch because they were like, oh, he's stepping on his own day.
Let's do this.
Yeah, which was really smart.
I mean, he's doing, Elon Musk has fucked up so much.
And the big thing that he's done to fuck up Twitter is he's brought back a ton of accounts that were banned permanently because his whole thing is free speech.
And he's also done what he does best, made himself the main character.
I am, I am the face of Twitter because I am cool enough and I am, and so many people are sick of his shit, ourselves included.
And it's just kind of, it's informed the ethos of the app.
It feels a lot worse.
There's been a vibe shift.
It's a, that's a good way of putting it, my man.
There's been a vibe shift on Twitter.
Well, but that's the thing.
So you were saying you're enjoying your time on threads.
I don't think I am.
I was kind of excited because, I mean, I want to move off Twitter.
I want something that just brings back what I had on Twitter before all of this mess.
Yeah.
And I thought maybe threads could be that.
And it does not seem like threads will be that.
It's very toxic positivity.
Yeah.
And we're going to be a nice place.
And they've explicitly said, you know, we're not going to be the place for politics.
We're not.
We don't want divisive issues on here.
I've got the message from Adam Messary right here.
Politics and hard news are important.
I don't want to imply otherwise.
But my take is from a platform's perspective,
any incremental engagement or revenue they might drive is not worth,
not at all worth the scrutiny,
negativity, let's be honest,
or integrity risks that come along with them.
There are more than enough amazing communities,
sports, fashion, sports, God, I can't read today.
Sports, music, fashion, beauty, entertainment, etc.
or to make a vibrant platform without needing to get into politics or hard news.
Right, which is very boring.
So, I mean, that was a response to an original because someone from the Verge basically said,
it'll be, this is Alex Heath, will be interesting to see how the news industry does or doesn't
embrace threats.
So meta as a company has spent the past few years actively distancing itself from news
and literally downraking it in Facebook and Instagram.
They killed the news tab.
now threatening to pull all news in countries proposing laws that would require payments to publishers to host their links.
But if this app is going to be a real Twitter competitor, it's going to need the news industry to embrace it, is meta-ready for that.
And that's why I'm not having fun.
Like, Twitter for me, before, whenever anything was happening, you could log onto Twitter and immediately start understanding what's happening.
Yes.
And so Masari saw this and responded.
The goal isn't to replace Twitter.
The goal is to create a public square for communities on Instagram that never really embrace Twitter
and for communities on Twitter and other platforms that are interested in a less angry place
for conversations, but not all of Twitter.
Politics and hard news are inevitably going to show up on threads.
They have on Instagram as well to some extent, but we're not going to do anything to encourage those reticles.
Interesting.
I wonder if he's saying that kind of thing to avoid legal pushback because they've already been sued.
are they are they being sued or just threatened they uh Elon Musk's lawyer has sent a
has sent a letter to them talking about how they are threatening a lawsuit and part of what
they're alleging is that they've stolen talent from Twitter and that those people from Twitter
know trade secrets and they are utilizing those trade secrets it's all bullshit they're not
going to it's just well it's very interesting I mean so
You know, this is, it's similar to when, remember when they were threatening the same thing with Rivian?
And it did seem that people who used to, or Elon Musk was threatening the same thing, not Twitter.
But it seemed like people had left Tesla to go work for Rivian.
And he's alleging the same thing.
You know, basically people left Twitter to build basically Twitter at Meta.
But Meta's saying that nobody.
Andy Stone, Meta's communications director.
told Simifor that Twitter's accusations are baseless.
No one on the Threads engineering team
is a former Twitter employee.
That's just not a thing.
I don't believe that, first of all.
I mean,
that's insane.
Also, it's important to remember
just how many fucking people Elon Musk laid off
when he took over the company.
There's probably tons of people,
there's probably tons of Twitter engineers
looking for a fucking job
and are happy to go work for meta
and just be like, sure, we'll fucking build the...
But also, if you don't want
people building a competitive site,
maybe don't lay off your entire engineering team yeah i hope that it does uh i don't i don't know
if i hope it kills twitter but i kind of do and i hope that with that death comes a vibe shift
and we lose the aggressive rush to judgment lack of critical thinking skills era that twitter has
rot upon this country and the world because it's exhausting and i'm fucking tired of it and
And I like their idea of making it a friendlier place, even though it's not necessarily reflective of reality.
But, yeah, it's just...
Right now, it seems like they've made a stupider place.
Yes.
It's a lot of Instagram users who were finding out maybe don't have that much to say.
Yeah, sure.
And they used to just post pictures and videos.
And now they're like, what's up, fam?
Yeah.
And it's, or it's just brands being like,
How are we feeling today, y'all?
It's like, what the fuck are we doing here?
Yeah.
So I don't know, maybe, but it's a bummer to me because, yeah, I want the old Twitter back
and it just does not seem like this is, this is it.
They're not encouraging the thing I wanted out of Twitter, which was a news app.
Yeah.
Interesting factoid.
They threads reached 100 million users faster.
than chat GPT, which was the previous record holder.
After five days.
Five days, which is wild.
But it's also, it's kind of a different.
It's a bit cheating when you have two billion monthly users already.
Yeah.
And you just say, hey, we have this new platform.
Just all you have to do is sign into your Instagram account.
Yeah.
It's a bit different.
And it's interesting going on.
It is impressive, though.
I mean, it's very impressive.
Yeah.
But it's interesting going on Twitter and seeing the right-leaning people
shitting on threads and
uplifting Elon at the same time
and it speaks to what I said
how everything now is
it's just everything now gets
what's that Plinko is it Plinco is that the game
that they play
we drop the thing yeah
everything gets filed into just
left or right blue or fucking red
everybody's on just the one team
and the right has chosen
fucking Elon Musk
and now by default
It's like, okay, I guess since Mark Zuckerberg is his rival now, it's we have him or some shit.
That's just, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's how it feels.
And all these.
I hope they both just kill each other.
I really do.
That'd be so great.
They'd be so great.
They should do, instead of a jujitsu match at the Coliseum, it should be a duel.
How sick would that be?
Yes.
And they both kill each other at the same time.
With like a hollow point fucking bullets.
We should give them both.
like old-timey blunder buses
that are going to backfire
and so they just kill themselves.
Yeah, that'd be so great.
Let's see if we can arrange that.
But it's
it's funny to see them all saying
like trust Elon and I'm not going anywhere
and Twitter's 10 times better
and these fucking guys, man.
And then meanwhile
Elon Musk just announced
X.org.
AI, which is his AI thing.
I've got it pulled up here.
Today we announced the formation of XAI.
And it's just a landing page.
All it has so far is it just says,
understand the universe.
The goal of XAI is to understand the true nature of the universe.
You can meet the team and ask us questions
during a Twitter space chat on Friday, July 14th.
Great.
I guess I got to do that.
Curious.
Curious.
Oh, by the way, did you see Mark Zuckerberg?
trolling him by saying curious to a bunch of things.
That was pretty funny.
But collectively, we contributed some of the most widely used methods in the field of AI,
in particular, the atom optimizer, batch normalization, layer normalization,
and the discovery of adversarial examples.
It just then brags about their team and what they're doing.
Who the fuck knows what they're doing?
But they're hiring for engineers.
I don't know how they're going to monetize understanding the true nature of the universe.
but well he hasn't quite figured out how to monetize uh twitter yet so speaking of which i have to say
Zuckerberg seems to be learning from Elon's own fuck-ups and being like let's not become the
not brand friendly place and so now you have this I mean but at the same time it's like but
I don't know if people are going to want to go on there and just see you know McDonald's tweeted
at Wendy's oh fuck right exactly yeah uh
Ice cream machine broke, not at Wendy's.
And McDonald's replies, man, that's fucked up for you to say.
That hurts my feelings.
And Pop-Tarts comes in and goes, what's going on?
It's just a bit exhausting.
It's so exhausting.
It's bleak.
Bleak is the term.
Yeah.
I did, I got really pissed off yesterday because I was seeing, there was this guy commenting
about billionaires destroying the Earth on TikTok in the name of space exploration and furthering
humanity's reach as a necessity to get off of Earth because...
Saying they were doing it on purpose to...
No, it's like Elon Musk's whole thing is, oh, we've got to leave Earth because it's going to
become uninhabitable. It's becoming uninhabitable because of people like Elon Musk who are
raping the natural resources to fuel the rockets.
and the fucking electric cars in service of getting off the planet.
And also, to that end, this is the most hospitable place for us in the universe.
Well, we don't know about that for sure.
It literally created us.
That's how hospitable it is for humans, is that we grew here.
Yeah, this is the Carl Sagan thing.
Yes, we've got the planet.
Let's stay on it and just fucking make it work.
Make it work, people.
Which Elon Musk.
You like that, Tim, Tim Gunn?
Which Elon Musk notably read that passage about, you know, the pale blue dot and how this is our only Earth and we should take care of it.
And then he just goes, wrong.
We have Mars.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You want to go live there covered in fucking red dust, dip shit?
By all means, get out of here.
Go.
Show us.
Please.
Quit talking and go.
Fuck face.
Yeah, you first.
God damn, man.
It's just.
it really is upsetting there's um
earth is beautiful there's so much shit here
Ben took
Ben took ecstasy before this
this beautiful it's so beautiful man I can't believe they would do to this
I can't believe they would do this to that
there's so much shit here man but yeah really
it's uh it is so stupid
oh well earth is gonna blow up in a hundred million years
Cool. What if the next planet you find that's hospitable is set to blow up in 5 million years,
but we don't know that until we've blown up Earth to get on the rocket to get out of here?
Shut the fuck up. And this is depressing.
You'll be happy to know that we're shattering all-time heat records.
Yeah, that's cool, dude. That's cool.
Yeah, rub the baby oil on me. Give me the melanoma.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting my moles checked.
finally on Monday. Oh, good. I'm glad. Not finally. I usually go once a year, but it's been a while
and I've got some questionable ones. You know, I just went. Carve it out of me. And you got a good,
you got a clear check. Sometimes they do it too quickly. They just kind of go, oh, yeah, you look fine.
Well, I mean, that's, I think maybe I'm being over cautious because it was, I got my yearly
physical. And I was like, I don't know about all this. And it felt like my doctor was very
uninterested. I was like, maybe I should go to a dermatologist. And he was like, no, these are all
fine. And then I was, you know what it was? A friend got cancer and I got freaked out. And I said,
you know what? I'm calling the dermatologist. I don't need to listen to this guy. And dermatologists
were just like, these are all fine, just looking at my entire body. So. My last dermatologist
back in Long Beach was psycho, like in a good way. His first available appointment,
4.30 in the morning. I don't know if that's psycho in a good way. I mean, psycho in a good way.
I mean, Psycho in a good way
in that he loved his job.
But Dr. Newman, you'd come in
and he'd go, ah, good to see it.
And it's like, I would take the 6 a.m. thing
because I'm like, well, I got to go to work.
I might as well do the 6 a.m. one.
And I'm fucking exhausting.
He's like, good to see you, bear.
Oh, man.
You know, life's great, isn't it?
I'm like, yeah, it's all right.
Get this guy on threads.
Can you check my fucking moles, please now?
And he'd always find something that he wanted to just test
and fucking cut it out of me,
burn it off or cut it out of me and then cauterize the wound i say all the time you did it twice
well speaking of chat gpt speaking of a i mean speaking of speaking of a i chat gpts traffic
dropped like 10% recently as as they're saying the novelty is worn off but i disagree i think
it's just because school's out for the summer really oh that's a good call people are
Someone in the Trader Treehouse pointed that out.
I can't remember who.
Sorry if I'm not remembering.
But yeah, they're like, I think it's because school's out and so many students are using it.
Like, yeah, of course.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
And also the other.
But you're telling me these.
And also competitors are rolling out their shit too.
Yeah, but have you seen, like, for example, if you look at, if you look at a chart, barred.
Bard?
Bard.
What about it?
You said it so, if you look at a chart, barred.
It's pathetic.
It's barely even registered.
No one's using fucking barred.
Chart barred.
Anyway, I can find you a chart.
No, I'm looking at it.
Generative AI study scores.
Yeah, you've got...
But they're not really...
They're not really taking users away from chat GPT.
It is the biggest loser in every category.
I have to imagine it.
is a bit, I can imagine the student thing, although I imagine any college students are probably
still using it at their summer internships. I still have barely used it. I mean, I pay for it and
because I was like, oh, this is going to be so helpful. I don't like using it really. I, I fell off,
you know, I tried using it in the beginning to make things easier. And I just was like, I like doing
it myself. I don't, uh, I don't know, maybe I just haven't found the right way to utilize it.
Yeah. Yeah. I, it's one of those things where I'm thinking, I don't know how, I'm sure that I could use it,
but I just don't have the interest right now to look into it. And I've seen enough Twitter,
Twitter threads now and TikToks of people going, I'm already making $20,000 a month and utilizing AI.
And if you're not doing it too, you're missing out on the next gold rush. And I'm thinking,
and I just don't have the energy.
I don't care enough.
But I don't want to get into drop shipping fucking toys from that you can buy.
You could buy these little fucking toys for 60 cents from fucking, what is it being?
No.
What's the one that they have over there?
Webo.
No.
Help me.
I can't remember.
Yeah.
What's the name of the Chinese Amazon?
Buy.
Baidu?
No, that's Google.
No, it's a Chinese Amazon.
Timu?
sure
Timu
Alibaba
you can buy these
shitty little things
on Alibaba
and then resell them
on Amazon
and let AI do it
like my brother
in Christ
I'm not trying to
add to the shit
there's too much shit
but I don't know
if those things
are necessarily
falling off at all
because this is just
chat GPT specifically
I think AI stuff
is probably still
on the rise
I mean
anything that's
I mean
when we were playing on Adobe with Dylan
and the way you can just kind of,
it's wild.
You can just circle it and tell it what you want to do.
Those tools are probably going to keep getting integrated more and more.
I think there are specific instances where it works.
I'm just,
that sentence,
those tools are going to be integrated more and more.
I'm thinking of like Dorks in high school,
who are tools getting integrated into like.
Society?
Yeah.
Just keep going.
like a gym teacher called an assembly
and they were like, we're integrating.
We need to integrate these tools,
these fucking tools sitting over here.
And it's all the douchebags
who were just brained it.
It's like,
like I knew this surfer guy
who was just dumb as rocks
and he's the kind of tool
who needed to be integrated.
I remember one time someone
someone crouched behind him
and another guy pulled down his pants
pushed him over and he just kind of laid there
something like.
Oh, man.
Mike, get up.
Pull up your pants.
Was it the get on all force thing?
Yeah.
That's a good bit.
I haven't done that in a while.
Devastating if it happens to you.
Oh.
Oh, man.
You become a tool that then needs to get integrated back into high school society by the gym teacher.
We should start doing that to adults.
We should.
No.
I'd be scared of someone falling back and cracking their head and go to jail.
Anyway, continue.
Fuck if I know what I was saying.
You barred.
Barred.
Oh, oh.
Well, I think it was obviously going to level off at some point, right?
I mean, this is not, I don't know if it's useful for everybody.
But I mean, I think for a second there, people thought it might be the most trafficked website in the world.
But it does not seem like it is a threat for that anymore.
There are tools being integrated that are very worrisome.
there are I was hearing on I was listening to NPR the radio station talk about tools where old people go to whisper as I like to call it and they were doing a segment that was very sad and very interesting on these female voice actors whose voices are being usurped and AI generated there there are people out there who are taking their voices and AI generating them to incorporate
into pornography.
There's a woman who does the voice,
who used to do, I think,
the voice for Wonder Woman,
like the cartoon version of Wonder Woman.
And there's these porn sites,
these fetish things where they're animating
Wonder Woman into pornographic situations
and then using her voice to make her say shit,
like, you know, come on me or whatever.
Listen, I don't know, but as I was listening to it,
It was terrible because she's like, tell me what Wonder Woman would say she had to say, she had to, she was saying how upsetting it was and how she had to actually listen to it to better understand what they were doing exactly. And for a second, I thought that they were going to play it. And I'm like, there's no way they're going to play this. They didn't. But these actors have to advocate for themselves and just constantly be searching the internet for it to manually request.
that the sites take them down.
Isn't that happening all, like, wasn't there a weird...
There was a YouTuber who also had that happen.
Yeah, Twitch streamers and stuff.
They were like just making porn out of them and stuff.
Yeah, and she's crying because that's, I can't imagine as fuck.
Can you imagine that?
Yeah, I guess people could technically do it to us.
Yeah, we're not encouraging that.
God damn it, if someone's got an animation of me saying, come on me, I'll be so pissed.
You just said it.
Yeah, I guess they already have the clip.
Yeah, they got the clip, man.
I mean, there's that clip from Hoot and Half where I just say, I like,
Cock.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That was pretty good.
Oh, boy.
Do we have to, well, some week, we cut out how much, 15 minutes?
We'll probably want to go like 10 to 10.
Okay, cool.
We'll probably want to go like 10 to 15.
I want to talk about the child abduction movie that everybody, speaking of Mel Gibson
from 30 minutes ago, the child abduction movie that he produced, the sound of freedom
and how all the...
And the sound of freedom is children screaming.
No, screaming with joy, with Jubilee,
that they've been freed from the throes of child sex trafficking.
So...
Jim Cavizal's up to his old tricks.
AKA Jesus.
In the Passion of the Christ, yes.
Passion of the Christ Jesus.
Did you guys see it when you were a kid?
I never saw it.
You never saw it?
Yeah, you saw it.
Wild.
Is it brutal?
Yeah.
I walked out to play a big butt-com.
He basically just gets his ass kicked, right?
Oh, yeah, dude, they have him do the whole, he's carrying the cross and just getting, he's got the fucking wreath of thorns.
Yeah.
Do they, like, hammering the thorns?
Yeah.
So, oh, when they put the thorns on, because I was thinking like, oh, it might just feel like a tickle.
I think they're nails.
I think it's like made out of nails.
And they, like, hammer it in there?
Yep.
How does that not kill you?
You've got nails in your head.
I guess that happens.
He's the son of God.
Yeah.
I don't know if you know this, but he comes back to life.
So they say.
Yeah, but I just wouldn't get hung up with the nails in the head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Jim Caviesel is part of this movie.
Mel Gibson is part of this movie.
And it's all about exposing the global child sex trafficking, trafficking industry.
and how it's a multi-billion-dollar-year industry.
And that is certainly true.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know.
It's a big industry.
So if you want to diversify your portfolio.
Jesus, dude.
It's a finance show.
We don't.
Yeah, the ticker symbol is K-I-D.
K-I-D.S.
K-I-D-S, yeah.
But it's, of course, all the fucking, you know,
the Elon Musk fanboy guys who are all,
part of the, part of the Venn diagram of those guys is they are also obsessed with pedophilia.
Everybody is like doing it.
No.
They're against it.
And they think that anyone and everyone who is in power, asterisk, who is not on their team,
a.k.a. all Democrats, Hillary Clinton, all the fucking people.
They are all part of it.
Who own the pizza parlor?
Who on the pizza parlor? They're all part of it.
Look, I don't know. I don't know how sure there, maybe the people in power.
are sick and they do shit.
Jim Cavisa was talking about adrenachrome
and saying that there's like body
parts and... Adrenachrome is famously
a very Q and on talking point.
Yes. It's like you can harvest it from children
to... You scare children
and they
emit this chemical.
It's a bit like
Monsters Ink, how you can fill the
tanks up with screams.
I never saw it, but...
You never saw Monsters Inc?
Uh-uh. Dude.
No. I was in a
Incredibles guy. I love that movie. Not like there's teams. It's not either or.
Dude, it's so good. I just never saw Monsters Inc. man. I don't know. I know about it, but yeah,
there's the big one and the little one. The little one's Jewish. The little one is famously Jewish.
Yeah, yeah. It's Mike Wasowski, yeah. Who plays the blue guy? John Goodman. John Goodman. Okay.
We're going to watch Monsters Inc. with the Patreon people somehow on Discord or something.
I'm going to watch Mission Impossible tonight with Jessica, so she's familiar because we're going on Friday to see it.
But, yeah, that's a good idea.
We'll watch it with the Patreon people.
Because I have to show you Monsters Inc.
Okay.
By the way, patreon.com slash paypigspod for the bonus episode that will be coming after this, where we're going to be talking about fucking Barbie, cocaine.
Barbie, comma, cocaine.
Just a whole bunch of shit.
But, yeah, so adrenachrome is something that they say.
is harvested from children to give...
Make you live longer.
Yeah, but also if you look at all the fucking people in power,
they look like shit and they don't live that much longer.
What is the fucking story here, man?
You know what it is?
It's just...
But you have to see him without adrenachrome.
Picture Diane Feinstein with no adrenica crum.
Oh, man.
Oh, she'd be dead.
Just a bag of bones.
Yeah.
She's kind of is a bag of bones already.
Child sex trafficking fully exists.
And it's in Southeast Asia and it's in South America.
It exists here in America.
It's kind of a worldwide...
Yeah, it is.
But these fucking people are so close.
They just have to make everything political.
And they're like, Disney and all the media companies won't talk about this movie because they're scared because it's going to expose them.
And there's this whole fucking viral on...
I don't understand.
Is it a Disney movie?
Why would Disney talk about it at all?
It's not a Disney movie.
No.
But so they're saying Disney doesn't talk about movies that...
Yeah, there's a great point, buddy.
I think because Disney actually had the rights to it and then relinquished them.
Okay.
Probably because it's not...
They were like, ugh, great, it's Mel Gibson and Jim Caviesel.
Also, yeah, Disney's not going to put out the sound of freedom.
The uplifting tale of a child.
It was released from fucking sex trafficking.
That's not a Disney picture.
Well, then might they have the...
rights to begin with. I don't know. Maybe because it started out as something else.
Who knows? Okay. But
all over Twitter, because these people don't use threads, all over Twitter,
they're... Well, you got to keep politics off threads. That's right.
And news. That's right. But they're going nuts. Their conspiracy brains are humming.
They're absolutely fucking electrified because the people in power are shaking in their
boots over this movie nationwide you're seeing movie theaters not selling concessions you're seeing
movie theaters leaving the lights on when the movie's supposed to start you're seeing empty
theaters when it says that it was sold out online sounds fishy right that's because they
don't want people to see the fucking movie and they want people to ignore it which is so
is it possible what they're not selling concessions because they want people to have full
focus on the sound of joy.
That's actually a good point.
Is it possible they're keeping lights on because child sex slavery is so scary?
It happens in.
You can't do it in the dark.
Yeah, someone could come in and snatch your child while you're out buying concessions.
They're doing it for child safety.
But if the movie theater is empty and it was sold out online, that's still going to count
for the box office.
So it wouldn't be a problem.
Also, it might be, that's the fucking point is a couple things.
There are such thing as glitches.
Like, I've been to theaters where they fucked up and like it stopped midway through.
and then we got our money back.
Shit happens.
Second, this is all a fucking marketing stunt for the movie
to make it seem like this is the movie they don't want you to see.
Oh, yeah, I love that.
That's exactly what it is.
And I don't know if these people are too dumb.
I know that these people are too dumb to realize it.
But further, if they didn't want you to see the movie,
you wouldn't be able to buy tickets to it at the AMC in the first place
because they wouldn't have it at the AMC.
Or the Regal Cinemas.
Or the Edward Cinemas.
Wasn't there a lot of famous liberals kind of tied to a child trafficking ring now?
Who?
Which one?
Don't tell you who fucking FD?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, that's...
Disney does currently own it?
Wow, that's wild.
Interesting.
I want to ask Bob Iger, why he won't talk about...
Why won't you talk about Sound of Freedom?
It'd be funny if they actually...
actually did and they were I mean are they just the distributor wait but to be good when they merge
with fox oh it's one of those things get the fuck out to be completely my fucking my
my twitter feed is full of sound of freedom ads yeah it does not it's not being that's what's so
fucking asinine about this shit and I was like holy shit it's Jesus yeah it's being talked about
everywhere you can see it there's no problems and I got Mel Gibbon
And I'm looking into the camera and saying, well, they're trying to sign those, I can't.
No, no, no, he did.
Or maybe he does it, but it's mostly just a very serious.
I know not to cross any boundaries and piss off any powerful Jews anymore.
I learned that lesson before.
So I'm just going to, I'm just not going to say anything this time.
He was really on one.
Yeah, he really was.
Have you ever seen Mad Max the original?
Yeah, it's great.
Have you seen the first lethal weapon?
Yes, but fucking rocks.
Specifically, that era of Mel Gibson, the early Mad Max.
He was so great.
Insanely hot.
There's not a hotter guy.
Yeah.
Psycho shit.
It's like, you know, it's the Michael Jackson thing.
What's the Michael Jackson?
Oh, he was fucking kids too?
No.
Just separating the art from the artist.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, I, you know, I mean, I, yeah, he said, Mel Gibson said some terrible things about Jews, but I,
do love lethal weapon.
I feel like I'd have a harder time watching
retwatching Lethal Weapon if I knew that he was asking kids
to spread their assholes or spread their butts
so he could look at their assholes.
Like Michael Jackson did?
Yeah, but then you famously will still get down
to Thriller or at the place of a wedding or whatever
or don't stop until you get enough.
I will famously get down to Michael Jackson's songs.
Does any, yeah, man, all right, that's a good place to.
I am going to, at every wedding I'm at, though, this year
I'm going to, if a Michael Jackson song comes on,
I'm going to shame everybody.
Yeah.
Bad, bad.
He made.
Supports child.
Yeah.
Pedophilia.
Support pedophilia.
Real fast.
I did tweet at professional dipshit Mike Cernovich because he was saying something about the movie and about the sound of freedom.
And I replied to him.
You love poking the bear.
I just think that people are fucking stupid.
Yeah, because Jack Posobic, another dips,
shit was on his TV show saying like man they're really trying to silence this movie it's really
it's really bad and just stay tuned because they can't hide the thing forever they can't hide
it forever and I just said like this is making baseless weird claims on a shitty TV network
about Disney and making vague promises that you'll do everything you can to stop it while
continuing to milk gullible brain dead followers for all they've got basically I just I was getting
what Ben saying is he got his ass
I did not at all I just
take that petto trash to threads
where you'll get a pat on the back
from all the groomers you respect
that's what someone said to you yes
holy shit people
okay groomer
there were a ton of people
just saying all kinds of
just basically accusing me of being a peto
and that's what they do is yeah
groomer so you outed yourself
holy shit how can anyone without scrambled rotten eggs for brains just look the other way from this
issue kids are our most valuable resource right yeah like yes well but that's the whole thing right
it's it's hard to argue with someone going like well i care the most about kids yeah i care more
about kids than you because this could be a projection i care so much about them i'm fucking them
some of these guys they're they've they've this is where my frustration lies is things that everyone
can agree on, can and should agree on, they successfully make a partisan issue.
They thrive on making everything a partisan issue.
We care about this thing.
Democrats hate it.
They don't care.
They fucking support child trafficking, sex trafficking, all that shit.
Ever stopped to consider that tens of millions of boomers were once liberals who have decades
of insight that you clearly lack, all of which were once young, idealistic, gullible.
This guy saying this to you?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
How many replies did you get?
I don't know.
A lot of them, man.
spoken like a true pito someone should look at your hard drive you're obviously jealous of
Elon by calling his POS car a P-O that's someone responding to a different one I do want to see
your hard drive now if you think if you think if you think pedophilia is some sort of scam or
myth you need to extract your head from your rectum I'm not fucking saying that I'm saying
that these guys always saying we're about to out them stay tuned it's that's the scam
you uttered fucking dipshit.
These people, they ate too many paint chips when they were young.
Anyway, let's stop the episode.
Let's go into the...
Well, we're going to...
We'll probably roll this right into more movie talk.
We're going to talk about Barbie and the whole Mattel toy industry.
Yeah.
Let's talk about our favorite movies and why we love that.
I want to talk about the Mattel stuff.
Okay.
Siskel and Ebert right here.
If you don't know who they are, Google.
them i think they're both dead now are they both
dead
ciscoll and ebert
are ciscoll and ebert
alive
roper is the one that's alive
oh yeah cool
oh fuck roper
man
these guys love movies a lot
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First movie.
Monsters Inc.
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I think we'll set up a camera and we'll be.
We'll figure it out.
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It'll be fun.
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Yeah.
And all that shit.
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