The Benny Show - Deep State PURGE: CIA Agents STRIPPED of Badges as Trump DISMANTLES Dept of Education | Dem CENSURED, with Comedian Jason Scoop
Episode Date: March 6, 2025CIA begins DOGE-inspired purge of employees as they get summoned to off-site location to 'surrender' badges as Trump prepares to dissolve the Department of Education, DHS Secretary took us behind the ...scenes on a day in her life on the job, Comedian and Trump Impersonator Jason Scoop joins the show. Check Out Our Partners: American Financing: Save with https://www.americanfinancing.net/benny NMLS: 182334, http://www.nmlsconsumeraccess.org Patriot Mobile: Go to https://www.PatriotMobile.com/Benny and get A FREE MONTH Brickhouse Nutrition: Go to https://www.FieldofGreens.com and use Code BENNY for 20% OFF your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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We are rocking this morning today, March 6th, 2025.
Did we really just do 15 minutes of reading chess?
We should do this every single show, actually.
All right.
CIA begins Doge-inspired purge of employees.
That's the deepest of the deep state.
They get subbed into an off-site location to surrender their badges.
Trump prepares to dissolve the Department of Education.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Might be happening today, Junior.
DHS secretary took us behind the scenes yesterday.
We'll bring you the exclusive interviews.
And Trump impersonator comedian who has gone viral by having his life threatened by Alec Baldwin on camera
and Robert De Niro on camera as he trolls them
doing his Trump impersonation will be live on the program.
We're very excited about this guest.
We've had a lot of very serious guests on the show.
The most serious guests you could possibly have.
So it'd be nice to have a little levity today.
His name's Jason Scoop.
And I would argue he probably does
the best Trump impersonation on the internet.
And this guy's going thermonuclear viral
by going up to Hollywood celebrities that hate Trump
and doing his Trump impersonation to their face.
Alec Baldwin told him he's gonna snap his neck.
It's so awesome.
So Jason will be on the program.
It's gonna be great.
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All right, let's freaking go here.
Okay, so we were going to – okay, so we so we have like the whole, we have the whole,
all right, so let's do it.
I did, we do, we do it off the top,
but let's freaking go.
I mean, here we go.
We'll blast through this quickly.
And then I want to jump over to Chrissy Noem
and then all of our breaking news.
We were live, we were live inside of the US Capitol.
This was like a, this is like a fun little office
that we had in Speaker.
These offices are teeny, right?
They're crunched.
They're really small.
So we were doing our best to get...
Look at these homies that we had on.
We had Tulsi Gabbard.
Look at her laughing.
And then we have Mike Lee and Mark Wayne Mullen.
More to come from that.
And we were cramped.
It was teeny little.
They were built in my,
these are like offices that are built.
These offices are built in the 1700, like early 1800s.
So it was like just tight, right?
It's chandelier.
Yeah, it was like, cool.
It was White House architecture.
This is how Lauren Boebert was on the show.
We had half dozen senators, half dozen members of Congress,
two directors in the administration, two administration members.
Freaking great.
This was the setup that we had.
I thought this was particularly neat.
I just want to show you where we were at.
Oh, yep.
And these are like some of the breaking news that we broke over the last couple days.
Tulsi Gabbard talking about the JFK files.
We have big updates on that.
Apparently, there's now a landing page with the JFK files where they will be released.
Here's Tulsi saying, get ready.
It's about to happen.
But you gotta let me know these JFK files, the RFK files, the MLK files that President Trump ordered declassified.
We're going to see that.
Obviously, there's a little kerfuffle with the Epstein documents right now.
Like, it seems to be like there is a fortified wall that President Trump and the administration is breaking against.
And who's going to win that battle?
Yeah.
Well, the president will get what he promised the American people.
We literally just had another meeting on the JFK declassifications today.
I don't want to get ahead of an announcement
that comes out of the White House.
There is still some work to be done,
but I expect an announcement to come very soon.
Well, guess who was on the cutting edge of breaking news,
breaking as of last night, Annapolina Luna putting up the link
to the soon-to-be-released JFK files.
Here we go.
All declassified JFK documents will be housed in the link below.
As soon as the declassifications begin,
you'll be able to access them on this website.
APL will be telling us this on the program.
She says radical transparency
if the American people is mandated
and they will get.
And that is what they will get.
Read the press release below
and then you can see sort of the archive here.
President John F. Kennedy
assassination records collection.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Obviously, we've been ragingly disappointed with you
with the release of the non-release actually of Epstein documents. So we share, we share in your
disappointment. We also share in the facilitation of these, the release, since we were the first
people to ask Pam Bondi about, we noticed a trend here. We're a little, really happy to be like the
drivers of these trends. So anyway, this happens by being in a setup like this.
Okay, so this will kind of show you
like where we were in the building
as we're walking through the building.
And oh, by the way, this is, here we go.
So this is the setup walking through the building at the Capitol, or where we were.
This is Statuary Hall.
This is right next to the House Chamber.
And then we...
Let's speed ramp a little bit and play this out.
Thank you.
Yeah, we can do the audio.
We're getting a special delivery.
We told you.
We told you, actually.
Hold on.
We told you that we have to rebuild the studio.
I actually left my earpiece at home.
So I got my special delivery earpiece here in my backpack.
So that's what we got.
And then my wife, Nurse Kate, brought it to me.
Come on, say hi.
Nurse Kate in the studio.
Say what's up.
Hi.
And she brought her.
She brought her.
Never been on the stream before, but why not?
This is our baby Whitaker.
This is new baby. This is new happy baby johnson sleepy yes he's a sleepy boy baby wit so first time on
the stream baby wit yeah yeah uh anyway it's a family show we say it's a family show all the time
you say it's a family show all the time i love you it's a family show all the time thank you
hard to do an interview without the right earpiece
so it's nice to prove like i said we'd like to prove to you that this is actually a family show
so it is actually a family show and um i don't know we started off with our monologue saying
i'm just like a dude who lives like you and this this is what makes the show so fun. Right. This is how we this is how we roll.
Thank you. All right. Here we go. This was the setup inside of the inside of the Capitol.
Let's rock and roll.
It's great to be broadcasting. I just I see this room and I just wish I had a lecture to grab. I just feel like I've got to do the meeting right. Come on in.
Saloon doors. Come on in.
Saloon doors.
All right.
Here we go.
Get ready.
He's going to get some ass.
We're very excited about it.
Thank you, Speaker Johnson, for giving us this gorgeous office.
Never had a studio with chandeliers before. Look at that, that chandelier came from the White House.
It was like a present for someone's wedding,
something like that.
Who knows, who knows.
Really beautiful one, I'll take a look at this one.
Here's one.
Right straight down the National Mall.
So Donald Trump will be,
they've already closed the streets down.
Donald Trump will be rolling from the White House straight down Pennsylvania Avenue, right there.
And of course, maybe you can see the Washington Monument,
but D.C. smog, not sure about the windows,
but it's a gorgeous view straight down the mall.
Okay, join us soon.
It's going gonna be rowdy
we'll be live here inside the capital
what a fun show, ladies and gentlemen.
What an exciting show.
This is a piece of breaking news that we were able to establish from Tim Burchett.
Tim Burchett says, listen, I don't think the Epstein docs are real.
I don't think that we're ever going to see them.
I don't think, I don't, I don't, and this went ballistic over the, you know, over the last two days. Um, cause we're like the only show that ever asks. So here we go. What the hell's going
on with this list, man? Epstein. What's going on? You know, I'm glad you did. The only guy I'm
going to ask. Well, and I think like what's going on there? I was on with Geraldo last night, and he says he doesn't think it exists.
I don't think it exists anymore.
I think they've doctored it, and I don't think we shouldn't trust what comes out.
I just think they've delayed it, and there was no.
And she was way over her skis when she said that it's sitting on my desk.
Now, why the heck would she say that?
Why would she say that? I mean, she's big dogging it, and it blew sitting on my desk. Now, why the heck would she say that? Why would she say that?
I mean, she's big dogging it, and it blew up in her face.
That was a stupid move.
So apparently a big dump truck full of evidence came into the DOJ
after some key firings in the FBI.
Do you believe that?
I don't believe it when I see it.
It's just like the Kennedy files and the UFO files and RFK and JFK.
It's just been too long, and all of a sudden, you know,
we're going to look at President Trump starts raising cane about John F. Kennedy,
and all of a sudden they find 14,000 new files just out of the blue.
I mean, it's like, what is this Raiders of the Lost Ark, you know,
warehouse that they got this stuff in. I don't know. It's ridiculous.
It's a cover-up.
The sewer is groaning
right now because of Donald J. Trump. I just pray
he stays healthy.
You know what? Don't be mad.
Don't hate the player. Hate the game. Right? Don't be mad. Don't, don't, don't hate the player.
Hate the game, right? Don't be mad at Tim Burchett.
Tim Burchett is just speaking the truth.
Will we ever see the Epstein files? Do they even exist?
Are they even real?
And we've been blackpilled a little bit over this process, obviously.
And, uh, uh, you know,
the best that we can possibly do on this program is continue to
ask to not be duped or suckered, uh, in, uh, like now you have to show us. I, you had my,
you had my faith at the beginning of all of this. Again, we've made it very public. We know Pam
Bondi. We know Kash Patel. We know Todd Blanche, who just was sworn in as Deputy Attorney General.
We know the entire team.
We know they're not liars.
But we also know that they're hammering up against, like,
the harshest possible wall that you can get inside of this superstructure
that has had these documents and could destroy them with impunity
over the last 30 years. So who's to say
they're not just gone, right? Lost to time. Okay. Lost to like the, the, the grinding pain and
excruciating destruction capacity of the super state that will never want you to have the
contingency of seeing these files. It sucks. I don't like that. I don't want that to
be the case. There are things that are more fresh. You know, as Burchett says, dude, these are like,
this is stuff that happened 60 years ago with JFK, with RFK. Why would they ever keep this stuff?
Just, they're going to just destroy it all. The Epstein stuff, you know, like Epstein was an operative for CIA, Mossad, for, you know, for big Intel operations.
Like he was clearly a foreign Intel op with like major deep connections to Mossad and major deep connections to the nation of Israel.
Like, like, like he was running in a foreign Intel op.
Obviously, this is obvious.
It's like the documents are all there.
The FBI claimed him.
Our FBI says, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's cooperating.
Let him free.
So we've known about Epstein for like 20 years, 30 years.
The guy funded the refurbishment of Bill Clinton's White House.
Okay, hold on.
Do you understand like that Jeffrey Epstein was personally donating
for the refurbishment of the West Wing?
What was he doing exactly?
The guy was plucked out of total obscurity
by Bill Barr's dad,
who was one of the founding members of the CIA
when he didn't even have like a college degree.
No, man.
Epstein was like totally groomed
by the super state,
by the permanent state,
by the theory
of continuous leadership,
a total system that is outside of the realm
of a constitutional republic or a democracy. The continuous leaders of government theory,
the continuation of power, that is the deep state.
It was thought of by Bill Barr's dad.
He was one of the founding idea vectors for that,
and he created Epstein in order to facilitate that.
And who facilitated the end of Epstein?
Bill Barr.
Who was overseeing all this?
Bill Barr.
Even though it was conflicted out
from inside of the Trump administration.
So Trump's not making these mistakes again.
That stuff's old.
I'm only saying that to say
it's been around for so long
that maybe I have to take the black bill on this one.
Maybe we're not
going to ever get anything on this. I don't know. You know, I'm not here to like click bait or like,
like hype train something at this point, because we've been so disappointed. Like you're just
literally, you're physically going to have to like, show me the new documents. You're going to
physically, we will have to physically hold new documents. And when we can do that, we'll report back on it.
Now there are some things that are brand new, ladies and gentlemen.
And that's what we discovered yesterday with Kristi Noem.
Here's a little New York Post article on it.
You can see our team traveling here.
There's Klein.
Look at that.
There's Klein getting the shot, baby.
Klein rolling with Christy Noem.
And we went to the subway station where the criminal alien
lit an American citizen on fire.
And we walked through that subway station,
but we were also on a Coast Guard cutter.
Here's a photo of the whole team.
Look at this.
You can see ALX in here.
Look at ALX peeping.
Look at that.
There he is.
Rolling. And there's killer klein that's what one hour of sleep baby that's one hour of sleep for all of us
all right uh we asked christy gnome about the major scandals that she's currently able to
oversee the investigations of.
Like Ryan Routh.
Ryan Routh was clearly a Ukrainian military asset.
Clearly, he was probably being funded by our own tax dollars.
He tried to kill Trump.
Like, let's get some answers there.
We're the first people to ever ask.
Here's how it went.
Ryan Routh with the other assassin in Florida.
Still not a lot of information on this guy.
Apparently he was recruiting for the Ukrainian military.
He was flying all over the world.
He was on the FBI's wand list.
He shouldn't have been able to even own a firearm.
DHS apparently didn't investigate him when he came back into the country from Ukraine.
Any Ukrainian connection there? Any
further information on Ryan Ralph? There's still intelligence agencies here that are still doing
investigations here. So my ability to speak to that right now today is not something that I can
give you a lot of details on. But I will tell you that there are investigations ongoing and knowing
those ties are critically important. So how people come into this country when they come on our radar
and what their nefarious activities were when they were back home
is very important to predicting what they will do once they get here
and what they will do and if they have real threats,
not just against the president, but threats to people who live here too.
So these individuals that come in, we need to know their ties and why they're here and if they really do love America and if they are a threat to our leader.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a major investigation that is going on right now into the Trump assassinations. this and then says that Ryan, that Ryan Ralph, who has foreign ties to Ukraine's military,
is being fully investigated for those ties. Also, that Matthew Thomas Crooks was able to get a
successful headshot on Donald Trump. Thank God, by the literal hand of God, President Trump was
spared. But that Matthew Thomas Crooks may not have been acting alone.
She said, I can't confirm to you right now
because these are acting,
these are operational intel investigations
that he was acting alone.
He was on the phone with someone.
The only way we're going to get the truth
is to like continue asking.
The only way we're going to like get them,
pressure them into releasing this information, continue asking. The only way we're going to like get them,
pressure them into releasing this information,
which all of this happened less than six months ago.
That's what's different.
They haven't had these documents next to the shredder or next to the burn barrel.
This is happening in real time.
So these are theories that you could actually get answers to.
And so you could presumably actually get truth here.
Will we get any truth about JFK or RFK?
Has that stuff been destroyed beyond,
or will it be redacted beyond all comprehension?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Christine Noem confirming
that these massive investigations
are ongoing into the Trump assassinations
and also that Ryan Ralph
may have been a foreign agent
paid to assassinate Trump
and that Matthew Thomas Crooks
may not have been asking alone.
This is huge news.
This is massive news.
She's also talked about the 13-year-old who's made a honorary Secret Service agent.
This happened during Trump's joint address to Congress.
President Trump did this in what was without question the most heartwarming moment of the address.
We have a short clip of it.
Here we go.
Secret Service last night, pretty amazing moment. Yeah, I was like, the most heartwarming moment is I
don't know if you knew that was going to go down. I was going to go down. But I actually
yeah, I teared up when that little guy threw himself into Sean's arms. I thought that's the
recruitment video that the Secret Service needs. I mean, that is the heroes that they are. And
when when they were up there hugging and his
little dreams came true, that was fantastic. You got emotional. I did. I, I don't cry very often,
but I did. I did then because I just thought here, this little guy, maybe it wasn't even
still going to be around. And then he had this law enforcement officer who's the most powerful
one in the country because he gets to protect the president of the
United States that made him his colleague, made him just like he is. He wants to grow up and be
like Sean, and Sean made it happen. Yeah, a little DJ. He survived cancer. He only had five months
left. Now he's five years in. He's a total hero. Yet no Democrats at open class. I was disgusted
by the Democrats last night. I was ashamed of them.
I served in Congress when President Obama was the president.
And President Obama was doing horrible things to our country and lying to us.
But we stood up and we gave him the respect of applause when he walked into the room.
And we listened.
And we maybe disagreed and chose not to stand at certain parts,
but we all would have stood for a little boy with brain cancer.
We all would have stood for the humanity of families who lost their children in a tragic situation.
So the fact that the Democrats acted the way that they did last night, I think was really shameful.
We wouldn't raise our children to act that way, and here these are elected leaders that, boy, I just, I've never seen anything like it before. It is the House
of Representatives doesn't deserve people to serve there to act like that.
They wouldn't clap for the kid with cancer. They wouldn't even show like dignity or respect to the kid with cancer, little boy, who has terminal cancer.
It's like ongoing, right?
So this is what Democrats refused to clap for.
This is the short recap here of what President Trump did.
And we have updates, ladies and gentlemen, to all of this.
But since we didn't have time to do the show yesterday,
and since this is something that infuriated me when I saw it,
and something we were asking about,
I want to show you the moment and then the reaction.
Here we go.
To the biggest honor of them all,
I am asking our new Secret Service Director, Sean Curran,
to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. Applaus how do you stand against that how do you how do you cheer against that you just must hate america
i don't know what kind of like black, darkness you must have in your heart. You clearly have some type of major spiritual, mental, emotional problem to not cheer for that.
But it's even worse if you are then attacking the small boy with cancer.
It's clear that Trump knew what he was doing here.
Obviously, you bring in somebody like this, one, because it changed the boy's life forever,
but two, because it will expose exactly who these people are.
And it did expose who they were.
Here's Rachel Maddow calling this disgusting.
For the record, and this is disgusting, the president made a spectacle out of praising a young man who serves thus far survived pediatric cancer
as if the president had something to do with that. This was in the midst of him praising Doge.
Doge cuts among other things have cut off funding for ongoing research into pediatric cancer. has thus far she has thus far survived how macabre how grotesque these people they're
such goblins but it's nothing worse nothing's worse than nicole wallace saying well she hopes
that little boy doesn't commit suicide now and this made my blood boil go. But I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that that you let yourself feel.
And I let myself feel joy about DJ.
And I hope he's alive for another, you know, 95 years.
And I hope he lives the life he wants to live.
He wants to be a cop.
He knows what he wants to do.
And maybe when you have childhood cancer, that crystallizes for you.
And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer.
But I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.
And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide.
And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against.
Oh, OK.
I hope that little boy with cancer doesn't commit suicide.
You're a demon, lady.
Like, there's no other way to say it.
You're just a demon.
Because we feel the chat, because we love you,
and because we understand, like, that this was something that made you angry,
we asked Chrissy Noem about it, And Chrissy Noem says that Nicole Wallace
needs to be fired. Let's go. Not a lot of that was going on MSNBC. Rachel Maddow called it
disgusting. And Nicole Wallace on MSNBC said that DJ should consider potentially killing himself.
Those are her words, not mine. That's what she said. And she said that she made it in light of a joke about January,
trying to make a joke about January 6th or something.
It's repulsive.
It's the most viral clip on the internet right now.
But I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.
And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide.
Do you think that she should lose her job for statements like this?
Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely. There
is a standard for those who report our news and who cover what happens in this country. And yes,
those who employ her and pay her her paycheck should evaluate if they want that to be the
face of their of their operation. Perfect. Good. This is how we make news cycles around here.
So we were thrilled to be spending the day with Kristi Noem.
It was awesome.
We were jetting around New York City in a freaking motorcade.
There's a lot of like really cool.
We were on a Coast Guard cutter ship there.
Coast Guard brought us through the ship. And then we went to quite an important location,
a place that we actually can't show you the video of right now
because the entire stream will get taken down.
It's the train station, the subway station in New York,
in Coney Island, where a criminal alien set a woman on fire,
an American citizen on fire,
and then just sat there and watched her burn.
Talk about demonic.
Chrissy Noem had the guts to go there.
And again, it was written up.
This was Chrissy Noem explaining that she can't deport this criminal alien
who sets American citizens on fire because the city of New York is protecting that alien.
We are here at the Coney Island subway station where a criminal alien killed an American citizen
by lighting them on fire right here. And then this is the bench that he came to and sat on
and watched her burn. And listen, this individual had come into the country illegally in 2018,
had left and had come back and reentered. They think that was living here in New York City for over a year
because he got free food and shelter,
and this city facilitated illegal immigration.
And that poor woman burned to death here
because of the actions of the mayor and the governor
not taking care of their citizens in this city.
Doing some research on this, Trump deported this individual in term one.
Yep, and he came back.
And he came back again and was living here,
and he specifically came to this city
because they were taking better care of the illegal criminals
than they were their own citizens.
This is horrifying.
Of course, nobody wants more Lakin-Rileys.
Nobody wants more dead Americans
at the hands of criminal aliens.
How are you going to stop it?
Because it does seem like the states of New York are refusing to bend the knee.
I'm going to call out the governor and I'm going to call out this mayor for what they're doing.
The governor could do an executive order today and rescind all of these sanctuary city policies.
So this poor woman burned to death and a man sat here and watched it that shouldn't have ever been
in this country. And the governor can fix this today. Also this mayor can step up in city council and make
decisions that protect their citizens, take better care of people instead of these criminals. Listen,
ICE lodged a detainer for this individual that burned this woman alive and the Department of
Corrections in the city won't turn him over. So that's how bad these leaders are and how much they're protecting criminals
to the detriment of their own citizens.
What point do you think
that there's legal culpability
for the cities and the jurisdictions
that do this to Americans?
I mean, because they're wantonly passing
and enforcing policies that murder Americans.
That's exactly right.
President Trump is suing.
The Department of Justice is suing the city and the state of New York City. But listen, we've got to educate
the public. They got to stand up for themselves and get rid of these leaders and put people in
place that really want to protect them, make it safer. Democrats are protecting a criminal alien
that sets Americans on fire. Democrats released Lake and Riley's murderer
seven times to go murder again. This guy was committing crimes all over New York. They kept
releasing him. At what point does Lake and Riley's family have a class action lawsuit against the
state of New York for trillions of dollars? Like they're engaging in policies that are murdering
Americans. We live in a society here.
You should be able to... People sue for all types of bullshit, honestly,
like day and night, for nothing.
You should be able to sue for this.
You should be able to sue the people
that are directly responsible for releasing
your child's murderer again and again and again and again.
Or setting a person on fire.
But the feds can't get at this criminal alien because they're being protected,
funded, and coddled by the state of New York. Evil, man. Totally and completely evil.
Our enemies are idiots, and they are stupid, and they are, well, thankfully, easy to defeat.
And I think you're going to see more defeats for the left.
There's going to be a massive, massive purge across government agencies.
We'll get to that in just a second.
I want to bring you just the thing that enlightened and inspired and uplifted us this morning, the difference between the two parties over the last 24 hours has been revealed in two short form video clips.
And I want to play these two for you because I think this really like gets at the very heart
of the issue and sent me into work with a little extra pep in my step today.
One is a video that was produced by Democrat members of Congress in response to Donald Trump's State of the Union.
These are the, this is, this is, this is what Democrats put out for their vision and retort
to Donald Trump.
This is your cringe alert, ladies and gentlemen.
I think we should play our cringe.
Let's do our cringe alert.
We haven't done one of these in a long time.
This is your nuclear cringe.
Man, you're going to hate this.
Here we go. Oh, my God. We've been warning for years thatical theater kids have totally and utterly
done a violent, bloodless coup of what was once a semi-serious party that would feel like
serious presidential candidates. I mean, there are plenty of people around that still voted for JFK,
right? Like actual serious people. Have they had a serious candidate since JFK? I'm not exactly sure.
But the Democrat Party, starting with the 60s, which is when Rosa DeLauro actually got into
Congress. This is one of my favorites. Speaking of aging theater kids, here's an, here's 80 year old Rosa DeLauro doing a, uh, I don't really know
what to call this, but this is our competition. This is a real, this is not AI. This is not an
NPC character. This is a real member of Congress doing a response to Donald Trump. This is, this
is what we're fighting. I'm not sure what we did to deserve these kind of enemies
in the cultural war,
but this is what we got, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a blessing.
Here we go.
Yo, this is the Ranking Rizzler on Appropriations,
serving Connecticut's 3rd District.
It's time to enter your dark academia Congress era.
All right, besties,
House appropriation is the money moves in Congress.
We are not chasing the bag, we are the bag.
Democrats are making life smoother through government funding.
It's giving, it's giving it.
So Sigma, main character energy.
But Republicans' project 2025 is mad sus.
Eliminating the Department of Education?
Negative aura points.
Basically, the biggest phantom tax on the environment, on your education and your rights.
Big L posting it online, buddy.
Democrats understood the assignment.
What did we do to get enemies like this? Why have
we been so blessed to get enemies like this? Lucky us. I'm so encouraged for my children's
future. Yeah, and I love that the last line that she said is Big L posting this online. Yeah,
Big L. Thank you. Thank you. The greatest part about dealing with
the modern day lib is their sense of self-awareness is zero. Zero, zero sense of self-awareness.
One of our producers, Young Jack, says that he needs to shut off the stream because he can't
take it anymore.
Okay, here's your palate cleanser, ladies and gentlemen.
This is what Democrats are posting in their response to the State of the Union.
Trump's joining a congressional Congress.
And here is what Trump is posting in response.
Trump brought DJ to the White House.
Let's go.
What a good-looking family, huh?
There's one more thing I got for you.
A big hug.
Okay, good.
That's very nice. Look at that family you got that was a big evening
have you noted have you spotted the difference in the reactions? This versus this.
Have you noticed what it's like to have the jocks
and the chads and the cheerleaders in charge
versus the creepy goth theater kids?
Yeah.
Shoved in a locker one too many times.
So embarrassing.
It really is.
Okay.
All right, let's continue.
Ladies and gentlemen,
some of the creepiest little theater kids.
If you don't have it,
please get me that CIA librarian video.
I'm not sure if that's in the script here.
But the CIA has begun Doge styled purge of employees as they get summoned to off site location to surrender their
badges. Oh yeah, baby. Let's, let's freaking read. Oh, and did Al Green get censured?
We have that. I mean, since we let's not move off until let's not move off without like
noting uh without noting this okay al green got censured okay ladies and gentlemen guys we can't
move off the like trump state of the union joint address without noting that al green who was the
jackass who kept standing up and yelling at Donald Trump the entire speech.
He just kept yelling and yelling and yelling.
He got kicked out of Congress.
He got forcibly dragged out of Congress.
They called the sergeant at arms, right,
which is the police officers in charge on the floor of the House.
They dragged Al Green out.
Al Green's an octogenarian dirtbag.
Looks very much like the Geico caveman.
Yeah, okay.
Here's the moment.
You remember this.
This is Al Green getting censured by Congress today. Could result in fines.
Could result in a lack of stripping him of his committees.
Could result in him not being able to speak on the floor.
Congress just voted to censure Al Green for not shutting up
during Trump's joint address to Congress.
Here we go.
Is that he will call Congressman Green to the well.
There we go.
Let's listen in.
Answering present.
The resolution is
adopted without objection a motion to reconsider is laid on the table the
house to come to order the house to come to order will representative green
present himself to the well.
By its adoption of House Resolution 189, the House has resolved that Representative Al Green be censured, that Representative Al Green forthwith
present himself in the well of the House of Representatives for the
pronouncement of censure,
and that Representative Al Green be censured with public reading of this resolution by the Speaker. The House had come to order.
The House had come to order.
They're all standing on the, they're all standing, saying, I'm telling you, it's us versus the
theater kids.
The House had come to order.
Clear the well, please.
Clear the well. The House has to to order, clear the well please, clear the well.
The House has to continue its business.
This is not, these aren't serious people.
This is brain damage.
They're all like singing.
These are not serious representatives.
Chrissy Noem tells us- Pursue it to clause 12A of rule one,
the House will stand in recess
subject to the call of the chair.
Chrissy Noem tells us that, like,
you can't run a government
with these people.
They're going to lose 100 seats,
aren't they?
This is so clownish and embarrassing.
You're not going to be able...
You're not going to be able to, like...
Would you even trust...
Would you trust these people
to babysit for you?
Would you ever trust them to, like, walk your dog?
They're so emotionally unstable.
These are your representatives.
This is your government in charge of the biggest economy in world history,
largest military in world history, all the nuclear arsenal.
These are the people in charge.
These are the people who gave you Kamala Harris as a candidate
and Joe Biden as your resident
of the white house yeah yep they're not serious people to engage in will jd man's doing that
this is what serious this is what daddy home this is daddy home energy looks like.
This is stepdad energy, okay?
This is daddy's home energy, all right?
This is your creepy uncle watching you.
And this is daddy's home energy.
Al Green getting dragged out.
Still yapping.
Still yapping. Still yapping.
Shut up.
Yeah, shut up.
The adults are back in charge.
Let's freaking go.
Okay.
They sang, they just sang on the floor.
The theater kids, the creepy ass theater kids.
Okay.
So, a direct through line to the CIA.
Here we go. I have more creepy theater kids to show you. Here it is, ladies and gentlemen. The librarian, the CIA literally made this video.
They could have just let this employee go on without, go on existing, I guess,
without ever having to highlight the existence of this nose-ringed alphabet employee, activist, goth Satanist that the CIA has hired.
I guess that's very on-brand based on what we know about the CIA.
But this is the CIA's librarian.
They produced a PR video for him. Doubt that would be the preferred pronouns,
but whatever. For him. And here's how it went. Just letting you know, because we're going to
talk about mass firings of the CIA here in just a second. So these were the employees at the CIA.
Let's go. As an agency librarian, I work to ensure that our collection and services are
matched up with what CIA needs.
Not only am I involved in the acquisitions of journals, books, and countless electronic resources,
I'm also encouraged to curate special collections that challenge expectation.
Recently, I brought in our Intelligence Gaming Collection to give officers unique opportunities to practice skills they need in their various roles.
Instead of sitting for hours in front of a computer-based training,
they can play a carefully selected game to train a specific set of skills
while simultaneously building on the myriad soft skills essential to intelligence work.
My favorite thing about CIA is that they encourage the out-of-the-box ideas that drive real progress.
Growing up gay in a small southern town, I was lucky to have a wonderful and accepting family.
I always struggled with the idea that I might not be able to discuss my personal life at work.
Imagine my surprise when I was taking my oath at CIA and I noticed a rainbow on then-director Brendan's lanyard,
which I later learned was designed by Engle, one of the many employee resource groups here at the agency.
I remember being stunned.
Since then, however, I've learned
that far beyond the resource groups, inclusion is a core value here. Officers from the top down
work hard to ensure that every single person, whatever their gender, gender identity, race,
disability, or sexual orientation can bring their entire self to work every day.
The IA. The CIA.
You have to say it with a lisp.
The CIA.
You're not allowed to use that voice anymore,
by the way.
It's Project 2025 is implemented.
You can't use that voice anymore.
Everyone has to talk normal.
Okay?
You're not allowed to lisp anymore.
The voice is illegal.
Straight to Gitmo.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaking of Gitmo,
arguably real CIA work being done down there,
depending on who you talk to.
The CIA director has announced
that there will be massive firings,
hopefully, of employees like that.
Why are employees like that particularly corrosive to the culture
of a federal agency?
Because they put activism
for radical extremist political activism
ahead of the actual job.
The actual job is not
about what your identity is
or how you grew up in a small town. That's not what the job is not about what your identity is or how you grew up in a
small town.
It's not,
it's that's not what the job is.
The job is shockingly.
The job was to play board games.
This is what the CIA was doing.
Do you know,
like the CIA,
you'd like,
or I've come to imagine the CIA is like,
I don't know,
secret agents maybe because of Hollywood.
And because you actually,
that's what we pay them to do, right?
Do clandestine work and espionage and save Americans
and like, keep us all safe, right?
We've all seen the movies.
And then you take the CIA out of the movies
and you realize it's just a bunch of like,
goth, dork, alphabet nerds like that
playing board games all day.
And we're paying them like six figure salaries to do that.
It's not a real place.
And you wonder why there's like a spy ring
or some type of Chinese secret police operation.
Every 10 days, they crack down on something like that
happening inside of our borders
because that's who america spies are at the cia yeah okay time for real actual cia
skullcrackers to get back in control apparently that's what's happening the latest newly hired
probationary federal workers hit with wave of layoffs in the central intelligence agency c CIA officers hired within the last two years are being summoned to off-site locations, fired, and forced to surrender their badges.
Security personnel, three people at the briefing, told the New York Times.
President Donald Trump said that the agencies would begin initiating their own cuts and firings inspired by Doge.
CIA Director John Ratcliffe wasted no time in getting to trimming down the workforce
under Trump's orders. It's not clear how many officers were let go. Probably all the officers
that engaged in the board game. Fun. With Mr. Mann. People who are familiar with the effort,
however, insist that the recent hires and probationary employees will be dismissed.
The reduction of CIA workforce comes as a judge cleared the way for Ratcliffe to fire employees
at will well they
got plenty of employees look at the size of that parking lot the cia headquarters there
tennis court is that a tennis court another one tennis court okay cool they got their own library
and an ally they angle an employee resource group. I wonder what the chats look like inside angle. What kind of chat room kind of chat room activity happens in angle. Anyway, judge
Anthony J. Trenga, the Eastern district of Virginia ruled that a lawsuit brought by CIA
officers who were assigned to the diversity and recruiting efforts under the previous
administration, they were removed under Trump's order to get rid of DEI as judge Trenga's
ruling was a sweeping was sweeping and gave director Radcliffe the power to remove any previous administration, they were removed under Trump's order to get rid of DEI. Judge Trenga's
ruling was sweeping and gave Director Ratcliffe the power to remove any CIA officer for any reason
without giving them a right of appeal. Good. That's the way it works in the real world.
Rejected defendants' arguments that the workers were being denied their 14th Amendment right
to due process as well as violations of free speech. CIA General Counsel approved Ratcliffe's
effort to shrink the agency after reviewing the ruling. Here General Counsel approved Ratcliffe's effort to shrink the
agency after reviewing the ruling. Here's what John Ratcliffe said in his confirmation hearing
about restoring the CIA's ability to like, I don't know, actually go do spy work.
Confirm my leadership at CIA will focus on setting and communicating priorities
and demanding relentless execution. Above all will be a strict adherence to the CIA's
mission. We will collect intelligence, especially human intelligence, in every corner of the globe,
no matter how dark or difficult. We will produce insightful, objective, all-source analysis,
never allowing political or personal biases to
cloud our judgment or infect our products, we will conduct covert action
at the direction of the President, going places no one else can go and doing
things no one else can do. To the brave CIA officers listening around the world,
if all of this sounds like what you signed up for,
then buckle up and get ready to make a difference.
If it doesn't, then it's time to find a new line of work.
We must be the ultimate meritocracy.
I will unapologetically empower the most talented, hardest working,
and most courageous risk-takers
and innovators to protect the American people and advance America's interests. And I will not
tolerate anything or anyone that distracts from our mission. It would be inappropriate.
Would distracting from your mission be the creepy gothic activist librarian who wants to play board games all day and think that that's spy work?
It's amazing.
You live in D.C. long enough, you pull the curtain back on anything.
You pull the curtain back on Hollywood.
Pull the curtain back on – Jason Scoop is going to be on the program in just a second.
This guy's great.
He's like been pulling the curtain back on like,
Alec Baldwin, Robert De Niro, and some of these actors,
like how they actually act, who they really are.
You can do that for any industry,
professional athletes, restaurants.
Yeah, you wanna actually see the function of a restaurant.
Go back into the kitchen, right?
Like go check out like how clean is the kitchen in fact.
How clean is Washington DC?
You pull the curtain back on Washington DC,
you realize it's just like people like that
running everything.
It's really scary, it's terrifying.
You look back, you look at Congress,
it's such a clown show.
It's hard to even do proper memes or impressions,
comedy or parody these days because they've already parodied themselves.
They're dancing, doing like a little video game dance.
In response to Trump, they're not serious people.
But the weird thing is that when you control the world's largest economy and military and nuclear supply, you kind of want serious people in charge of that, in fact.
And that's what people are calling out and screaming out for competence.
That's what this election was all about, in fact.
And if there's ever an agency that represents incompetence,
it's the Department of Education.
Department of Education, of course,
has with record amounts of funding. They have had the
fire hydrants of funding
gushed into their coffers.
Dollar bills and gold coins
flowing into the Department of Education
in its grotesque 50-year history
has delivered the lowest standardized testing scores
for any developed nation across the world.
They've delivered, of course, no product to be proud of.
If this were run like a company, like a startup,
it would have been killed in the cradle.
Nobody would have ever invested,
would have never gotten off the ground.
Department of Education,
for every new dollar spent for the Department of Education,
we receive lower test scores and a lower product for our students.
Maybe it's time to rethink the whole thing.
That's what President Trump is doing.
President Trump is set to sign an executive order to effectively dissolve the Department of Education,
and he's going to do it today.
Today. Maybe. We'll see. The White House on Thursday pulled the expected signing of an
executive order to dismantle the Department of Education, multiple sources tell ABC News. Okay,
so it's like still getting worked on. A draft of the executive order called for Education Secretary
Linda McMahon to facilitate the department's closure by taking all necessary steps permitted
by law.
The White House Secretary Carolyn Leavitt quoted the news report saying it's fake news that Trump was expected to sign the order on Thursday.
She said he's not signing it yet.
Behind the scenes, there's concern among the administration officials that the blowback and the order would receive lack of messaging placed ahead of the rollout.
You do have to message these things correctly, obviously, and get
the right structure set up. Specifically how the
administration would answer questions about how the
executive order would impact school lunch programs, along
with other programs that can no longer exist in order to
dismantle Department education would require congressional
approval, any proposed legislation would likely fail
without 60 Senate votes. McMahon and previously acknowledged
that she would need Congress to carry out the
presidential vision to close the Department of Education. We'd like to do this right,
she said. It certainly does require congressional action. Ladies and gentlemen, Department of
Education news and Donald Trump making good on one of his campaign promises. Here we go.
President Trump is reportedly set to issue an executive order aimed at eliminating the
Education Department as soon as today.
The Wall Street Journal reporting Trump will task newly sworn in education secretary Linda McMahon to, quote, take all necessary steps to facilitate the closure of the education department based on the maximum extent appropriate and permitted by law.
Come on into my veins, gentlemen, into my veins.
So again, why should these things that would never ever have the capacity or right to exist
in the private sector exist in the public sector?
When you are a zero value or negative value, so now you're talking negative value.
The Department of Education is a negative value on the country and our kids. When you're a negative value organization, you get cut, you get deleted.
You should take a, you must take a private sector approach to the public sector.
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Somebody who is, I would certainly say a patriot i've actually
never met jason scoop but he seems like a totally awesome dude we love his content he's at the
okay he's the bravest content creator i've ever met this side of james oKeefe just by observing his work. This guy goes up to some of the biggest names
in the media and Hollywood industry and trolls them to their face using a Donald Trump impression.
And his Donald Trump impression is excellent. I'll give you an example of his work here. Here's Jason Scoop with Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin saying he's going to snap Jason Scoop's
neck and kill him. I'm not sure if there's any type of legal recourse here.
But here we go. Trolling Alec Baldwin. This is Jason. And I want to just play
it a little bit.
Alec, it's your favorite president.
Look, Alec, I will offer you a total pardon,
because I want to be friends, right?
I want to be friends.
I will give you a total pardon for murdering that woman
if you kiss the ring.
Kiss the ring, Alec.
Kiss the big, beautiful ring.
Come on, Alec.
Come on.
Look at Alec Baldwin, right?
He did that impersonation of me. It was not too hot, not too good.
But look, we're back in office. You're lost. Kamala lost. She's somewhere getting intoxicated.
Look at that suitcase. Unbelievable.
Well, Alec, if you don't want that pardon for murdering that woman in cold blood,
you can call it first degree, You can call it whatever you want,
but it was not good.
She's looking down on me right now,
smiling, happy.
Thank you for confronting the man
who took me out, who killed me.
And that's okay.
Let me ask you a question.
Sure.
No, you realize, by the way.
No, look at me.
I want you to look at me.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Oh, you got a camera on me?
The ring. No, it's the ring.
But you realize, my kids live in this building, right? But I want you to look at me. Yeah, sure, sure. You got a camera on me? The ring?
No, it's the ring.
You realize my kids live in this building, right?
But I want you to know something.
We love the children.
We're doing great deals for the children.
Okay.
If this camera was here, I'd snap your fucking neck and have them break your fucking neck
right over you.
You know that, don't you?
Okay.
All right, Alec Baldwin.
Alec Baldwin, ladies and gentlemen.
Class act.
Believe me.
Believe me.
Joining the show right now is the great Jason Scoop.
Here we go.
The ball's on you, man.
I mean, Elon has big balls working at Doge,
but bro, the videos that you make are unbelievable.
That is particularly special, that clip.
And it's my favorite clip that you've ever done,
although we have a ton of your other work lined up here
and maybe we'll play some of it.
But that's my favorite clip you've ever done
because you're trolling Alec Baldwin
for shooting and killing that lady on the movie set.
And then he says he's gonna kill you in response.
So very successful troll there, Jason.
Thank you.
And you know, you called me brave,
but it's sort of like once the train takes off, you know, you're going 150 miles an hour.
I didn't anticipate him threatening to kill me.
And when he did, I was just trying my best to stay in character, you know, keep that face and the posture going.
But at the same time, in my mind, I mean, he was really getting in my face, snapping at me, I didn't know what was gonna happen,
but obviously we got gold.
We hit that liquid gold with that video.
You have our entire studio cracking up already.
Okay, so, and we cover a lot of Trump,
so we've seen obviously all of it.
I think you do a better, maybe it's because you do a better impersonation than Alec Baldwin, bro.
Have you ever thought about that?
Like maybe he was pissed off that you as an independent creator are better than him,
who's had obviously hundreds of millions of Hollywood dollars poured into his career and his professional acting.
Maybe that's really what did it.
Maybe that.
Well, I don't even think he saw what he was doing as an impression.
I think he saw it as an attack, because that's exactly what it was.
So when people say to me, they're like, oh, that wasn't comedy.
That was an attack.
I'm like, oh, you mean like what he did for four years straight, which was just attack
the guy?
That wasn't an impersonation.
When you're impersonating somebody, you have to find something about them that you like
to come to the surface. That's what an impersonation is. But what he did was an
attack and maybe I came and attacked back. So was he like right up in your face?
I know the camera angle is a little tough. Like, was he like this close? I mean, this is crazy.
He was pretty close. The funny thing is he goes, Oh, what's that a camera in your hand? And then
he leaned in what he didn't realize what I had on my finger when I said kiss the ring was a
microphone. So I think when he leaned in and kind of whispered, he thought he was avoiding being
picked up by the camera, the one behind me, cause he saw my camera guy behind me. And he also saw
what was in my hand. But I think he thought when he was leaning in and whispering that it wouldn't
get caught, uh, picked up, but it was actually a very powerful microphone in my hand. So that
audio was so crisp and so clear, dude, I just, these people are so dumb. You, you, so he's trying
to make the point that, you know, his family lives in the building and that you should be respectful.
And then he says, he's going to murder you. So that's a lot. I mean, and you're making a joke obviously about a very, very public trial of him shooting and killing a
lady on his movie set. And in order to retort what you're saying and to clap back at you,
he says, I'll murder you right now in the street. Yeah. Yeah. Very extreme. People are like,
you should file charges you should
sue him i just think the guy needs counseling i honestly feel bad for him at the end of the day
i think he needs help he's uh got a lot of these videos man i mean i don't think there's a single
celebrity that's that's gone uh berserker galaxy brain more than uh alec baldwin and at least he
uses at least he snaps on like the Hamas protesters. Like he had
a string of like Hamas protesters that he was like threatening and grabbing their cameras and
you know, throwing them. Yeah. So at least he's equal opportunity. That's very bipartisan,
actually. In a way. Yeah. He's attacking the left. He's I don't know where you are politically,
but at least you like at least you care enough about Trump to do a funny impersonation of him
that's not driven out of spite and hate i'm definitely uh i definitely support the president yeah that's right okay this is yeah this is what a hateful
spiteful alec baldwin looks like who's doing a lesser impersonation than you he's doing like
a work he's doing a worse job you think snl will hire you next yeah anything's possible okay i like
your i like your trump impersonation better than impersonation better than the guy that they got.
And also, they're being fed comedy gold.
As a professional comedian, I want to get your take on two things.
One, this is comedy gold.
This is an era of – like it's almost hard to do parody in this era because the politicians are the comedians and i think that's been that's
been something that's been accelerating with president biden i mean like so you have joe
biden who's fallen on his ass and like every time he opens his mouth it's a comedy sketch kind of
sad like dark gallows humor but like it's it's kind of like a comedy sketch why didn't anyone
make fun of joe biden like that should have been the golden era of political parody. There was definitely a vacuum. And I think in that era,
I kind of, that's where I sort of emerged. And I took up the space in that vacuum. I used to have,
I actually got thrown off of TikTok, my original TikTok, because I would have my friend push me
around in a wheelchair and I would be Biden in Macy's and I would just be fumbling around.
And each one of those videos-
That was you?
I've seen those.
Yeah, that was me.
I apologize, they're a couple years old.
I apologize.
That was you?
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah, that was me.
Maybe we can find them.
Maybe we can find them and toss them up.
Yeah, it's hard to find because they wiped out my TikTok.
And it was just innocent.
I wasn't saying anything really offensive.
I was just making fun of Biden. And I got thrown off.
Oh, this is a...
Jamarcus!
Is this Robert De Niro's house?
Yes, that's Robert De Niro's house.
And I hired a guy to play his illegitimate son, Jamarcus.
I mean, we probably have to listen to it, Jason.
I want to be respectful of your time here,
but we probably should listen to the sound on this tape.
Absolutely.
Bobby, I'm back.
It's your favorite president.
I don't give up.
You didn't come out last time, so I hired an investigator
and found your illegitimate son, Jamarcus.
Jamarcus, come over here, Jamarcus.
Say some words for your father.
Talk to your daddy. Father, why don't you love me?
Accept me. It's okay, Jamarcus. Do you hear that, Bobby? So look, Bobby, I'm officially placing
$200 million in tariffs on your building until you come out and speak to me and your son,
Jamarcus. His mother, LaQuisha, who you abandoned very strongly, got shot. It's so sad. And
I'm officially adopting Jamarcus myself. Believe me. Believe me, Bobby.
So wait a second. Is this true? Do I not know this about Robert De Niro? Yeah, I did hire a private investigator.
I'm kidding, I did.
I was all completely just to troll him.
You never know.
You were able to see Robert De Niro face to face.
We do have that B roll here.
Well, he didn't respond to you as far as I know.
He didn't come up to you, right?
He didn't, but I had him stuck there for a moment
and I laid into him.
How do you find these guys?
Well, this was at a premiere for his new show, so it was guaranteed that he was going to be there.
And I also have a younger brother who's like he's a big celebrity guy.
He's a little nerdy and he's an autograph hound.
So he knows where they're all going to be.
So I had him help me.
And I also have a friend who works in TMZ or whatever.
So I have a little network of people help me out.
That's great.
So you're not.
So so and I did see the TMZ clip of you saying you were considering filing charges against
Alec Baldwin.
I didn't want to get to that.
You're not going to do that.
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, OK.
I saw the TMZ follow up.
OK, so why?
Why couldn't they make fun of Joe Biden?
I want to ask that question. And then I want to ask, you know, about the current era,
because I think we're actually entering an era of unbridled comedy. And I'm like,
very encouraged by it. Yeah, it's changing. Yeah. And so talk to me about the before time,
right? When suddenly, like every comedian, they like cut your tongues out.
Like what the F was up with that over the last four years?
Yeah.
So, well, basically they couldn't make fun of Biden because it was, it was like the emperor's
new clothes.
They all could see on some level that he was, you know, degrading.
He had dementia.
He had difficulty putting sentences together.
But if they admitted that, then the guy
who they called Hitler for four years would inevitably make a comeback. So they all had to,
they basically, it's like they got led into the narrow ravine. They got led by their own doing,
got led into this trap. And that's why they really couldn't touch Biden. They did a little
bit at the end because at that point it was just so overwhelming. Like after the debate, it became unavoidable completely. And when he first fell up the stairs on Air Force One,
I actually went into those red stairs in Times Square
and I had a wheelchair
and I went all the way down the stairs.
I got to find that video too.
I was like bumping into people.
It was great.
My producers who are just the absolute digital sleuths,
if they can be found, they'll find them.
Danny and Alex and Jack are on it.
Okay, so we'll see.
We'll see if we can get them,
we can get these old Biden videos.
Okay, so now fast forward to,
so that was the before time.
Yeah.
Where everyone was a coward
and where I would argue you're not a comedian.
None of these guys on late night,
just to labor on this point for one,
because of what you just said, labor on this point for just a second like just like in the before time
these guys they're not they're not comedians actually like you're you're clearly somebody
who's just controlled opposition you're just you're handed the jokes that are safe yeah you're
not able like through that time who was the only comedian? I think it's like Dave Chappelle, right?
Is like somebody who sort of had a renaissance during that time.
Because he's like, F you, right?
Like you're not going to tell me what to say or who I can make fun of.
And then you have, and then you have these guys like, like late night,
late night comedians, like Kimmel and them, Stephen Colbert.
They did like a whole write-up in Politico where they were like admitting to
Politico it was last summer. Like, no, no, we, we, we took the, we didn't, we don't attack Biden
because of democracy. Right? Like it's like, it's like, bro, you're a fraud. You're not a comedian.
Like, don't call yourself that there's plenty of people who do PR for political parties.
That's what you do. Like, you're clearly not, you. Like you're clearly not a comic.
Yeah, I also think that's a major part
of the reason why the Democrats lost
because humor is such a potent tool.
And the way that I was using it,
I always say I have my views, but it has to stay funny.
Like if I'm just preaching, that's not gonna be funny.
And there are other guys, not to name names, there are other guys who are super
pro-Trump, who imitate Trump, but I don't know how many people they've converted.
Over the last four years, I've had, I have people on video, I should send you this video,
kids, young kids, like ethnic, I don't know, some sort of Spanish or whatever, kids come
up to me and they're like, dude, we hated Trump. We were Democrats, liberals, your videos made us support Trump.
And in those moments, those moments are so gratifying to me because it's like, yeah,
I'm able to use my God given gifts to make people happy and to make a living. But I'm also having
whatever minuscule impact
on the world, on the election.
And that feels great.
I had this Chinese guy come up to me.
He goes, once again, in New York City,
it's where I live.
And he's like, your videos making me so happy.
And he's like, I love Trump.
He is for freedom.
You know?
And it's like, it sounds funny.
And it was kind of funny in the moment,
but it like those moments feel amazing.
If you can't make fun of something,
you can't joke about something,
then you actually increase the pressure
and you create a society that nobody wants to live in.
You create a society with like protected sacred cows.
This entire, it's like, it's like deeply antithetical
to like the purpose of the country itself.
It really does like-
100%.
It drives straight at this,
one of my favorite stories ever,
which is the banning of political cartoons,
which was like the political comedy of its era in the 1700s.
And most of the founders had newspaper publishing companies,
some type of like publishing company, right?
Some of them very famously like Ben Franklin.
And King George, one of the first things he did
to actually inspire the American revolution was say,
you can't make cartoons of me.
Don't draw videos of me with my like white ass, right?
Getting spanked you know or me
getting pillared right they would do political cartoons of king george and they were really
funny they were like funny for their time now it's like the snl of its day some of the original
some of the original founding documents of this country were actually ridiculing the powerful
yeah it's a way for people who most of us just live like, you know, most of us like
live lives where we got to like, get up, go to work, grind for the man. It's like a way for us
to get back a little bit. Yeah. This is perfect. Pop that up. Pop that up. This is perfect. This
is like the old original. These are the original colonial cartoons of King George. He banned them
before the taxes, right? Before like the T tax and all the things
that we learn about, the actual acceleration
of the American Revolution was him banning comedy,
the King banning comedy.
And the founders being like, F that, right?
That's not the kind of country we wanna build
where there are protected classes of people.
And so that's how valuable political humor is actually.
The art form that you practice is ancient in this country.
It's part of the reason we have a country, in fact.
Yeah.
And I find that when you limit comedy,
it actually divides people more
and people just sort of go into their groups,
especially like racial comedy.
You know, I used to work in a moving company.
You know what I'm saying?
I was the white guy, the black guy.
We had the Muslim.
Everybody was cracking jokes on each other, and we all got along.
But when you say, oh, my gosh, no, I can't say that because it might offend this guy,
then everybody retreats to their groups, and then that's when things get weird.
And I think we saw a major result of that sort of thing over the last, you know, how many ever years.
But we're coming out of it.
It didn't get better.
Yeah, it didn't get better.
Everything got worse and everything got more balkanized.
And people got like more, the pressure increased instead of decreased.
So anyway, this is like, so this is, so now we have a reversal.
So the reversal is, it seems like the comedy golden era is coming back.
And everyone from Andrew Schultz to other, like, you know, other big comedians, like, are actually going big on attacking individual groups.
Not attacking. groups, not attacking, like making fun of these differences,
going back to either racial comedy or like comedy
about people's sexual preferences or like groups,
untouchable groups, right?
The sacred cows and politicians, right?
And I think that's a good thing.
Again, that's like, it's a pressure release fault.
It like lets the pressure out in society.
And more importantly, it tells people
that like- You could relax.
Yes, that's right. So that's obviously a good thing. I think that's great for society.
I'm sure as a practitioner of this, you believe it. Yeah, 100%. And you could see it calming down even on SNL a little bit.
They're still pretty radical. but I could see a difference
between this guy doing Trump and the four years of Baldwin. Do you notice that? On SNL?
A little bit. Yeah, the guy that's like a little more warmth to the character, right?
Yeah, a little closer, but it's still, it's still pretty bad.
I think SNL should hire you, man.
I think that would be, I think that'd be a good.
I agree.
It'd be like, I think that right,
I think the ratings, I think the ratings would go.
Okay, so where are we headed?
So where are we headed in the next couple of years?
Like, it seems like this is like prickly,
like you're not allowed to make fun of people.
That's like, that's gone.
I mean, I think that's gone.
And more importantly, the money's gone. That backs that up. Yeah, no nobody made any money
You don't make money by canceling Dave Chappelle. Yeah, right exactly into the fanatical theater kids that work in Netflix
You don't use no. Yeah. Yeah, I think we're you were returning to the America that I was born in 1991
I'm 33 years old and I think we're slowly going back to the America of the 90s and the early 2000s when comedies.
I remember like four years ago, the guy who directed, I think it was The Hangover.
He said, yeah, he just admitted blatantly. He's like, yeah, we can't write. We can't. You can't write comedy anymore.
And that's horrible. You know what I mean? Like comedy is is the medicine comedy is what when you're at your lowest point you know what i mean like
somebody passes away or something that first giggle that's the first time you emerge from the
from the you know that dark place is is comedy so i think what I predict happening in the next four years, eight years, you know, 12 years is a return to just normalcy. It's like, who said, he's like, forget Make America Great
Again, just Make America America Again. I think it was James Woods said that. Just Make America
America Again. The people of my era, you know, I grew up in Long Island, New York, Levittown, blue-collar town, mainly Italian-American, Italian-Irish.
And, you know, everybody of my generation, you'll hear us reminiscing and missing those times of, like, movies like Anchorman and, you know, The Hangover, I just mentioned, and things like that.
And I think that that era and I think that that era
I think that that time is coming back and I think that
Because the majority demands it at this point. It's not the minority anymore. It's the majority
we have
found Jason
Your video okay, fine. We have found we have found one
Okay, I found one. I think we found we found one or two. Oh, no, we
found the week. Okay, I was like, Okay, amazing. Just a
second. We found the wheelchair one. Alright, so here's you as
Biden. Okay, so this is this is like, Biden, the M&M store.
And I think we found your wheelchair. I think we found
your wheelchair. I think we found your wheelchair video. Okay. I'm Joe Presid, M&M's store.
Looking for some kids.
Hey, come here, kid.
Hey, come here.
Oh, that's good.
Smells like a peanut.
Come on, man.
Look, I'm looking for no serious dates until you're 35.
Come on, man.
That's so, hey, look at this.
It's, again, That's so... Hey, look at this!
It's...
Again, it's hard to parody almost because it is so creepy and it's like almost unnerving.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Okay.
All right.
That's my friend, by the way.
His name is Pepito.
He's not an actual child.
He's actually...
He's almost 40 years old.
So let's...
Okay. So let's jump one – let's – all right.
So they're working on – we'll see if we can get it.
I just wanted to like – I just wanted to say we're fans of your work.
We appreciate it, and we appreciate it on like a – not only a sort of cultural, historic level of the country we want to build together,
but also on like a this is what – this is the kind of country we want to build together but also on like a this is what
um this is the kind of country we want to live in you don't want to live in like a zero trust
society you want to live in a high trust society and the way you actually trust people and where
i come from is to break their balls like if you're being really really nice to somebody like that's a
problem i know long island this is probably your closest group of friends this is why it's bad when
the text chain you know the guy text chain leaks probably your closest group of friends. This is why it's bad when the text chain, you know, the guy text chain leaks.
Because your closest group of friends are the people that you're the most offensive with,
the people that you make the most fun of.
And that's like where I come from.
That's the way that you like tell somebody you love them, actually.
And you care about them.
Same for where I come from.
And it's what makes you human.
Right.
Yes.
Yes.
That's exactly right.
Okay.
So is this it?
Do we actually have it?
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Put this.
Here we go.
Just to show you.
We actually found it.
I felt down there, but I saw him okay.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
I got hairy legs.
Whoa.
Falling on the family.
White kids are just as black as poor kids come on man
i got hairy legs they turn blub blub blub in the summer come on man bring him back dignity
all right so we wanted so we wanted to close here jason by giving you just one opportunity You don't vote for me. You ain't black. Come on, dude. All right.
So we wanted to close here, Jason, by giving you just one opportunity to –
I hope that we – I certainly hope that we don't or do regret it.
I'm not exactly sure.
But here's Jimmy Kimmel doing blackface back, I guess, in the before time with Karl Malone.
I want to give you a chance to roast Jimmy Kimmel as Trump doing this sketch.
We have audio on this.
He just he just does a Karl Malone.
He just does like a Karl Malone voice. So,. Can you, can you go in on him as Trump? Well, if you look at it, you look at
Kimball, right? Jimmy, this guy used to love me. He used to walk out to the curb, welcoming me.
This guy is a total racist. You look at what he did to Carl Malone. He's a hero. If you look at
it, that guy is an icon and I know icons okay i'm sort of as iconic as they come
that's what that's what people are saying but the hatred in jimmy's eyes you could tell if this was
back in the days of slavery jimmy would have had slaves i would never have slaves okay because i
thought that was wrong it was so wrong but jimmy he's a guy he would probably have hundreds of
slaves and then he would go out to them in the shack they had him in the shack and he would probably have hundreds of slaves and then he would go out to them in the shack. They had him in the shack and he would paint himself
and he would mock them.
And that's very nasty.
And personally, I think Jimmy should be fired
if you want to know the truth, okay?
Okay, Benny?
Okay, okay, Trump, Mr. President.
It's perfect.
We've interviewed Trump.
It's so good.
It's such a ringer.
And there's clearly love behind it.
You should show Jason Scoop some love.
Head on over, ladies and gentlemen, to his account on X and give him a follow.
Give him a sub right now.
It's also on YouTube.
I think he has links here in his bio.
Find Jason's content across platforms.
X is the one that we focus on because most people drop all of their content there. Oh, yeah. And he goes viral every single week. And he's one of the like one of the few
people actually practicing true comedy. Now, here's his his YouTube is Jason Scoop comedy
right there. Right. And I'm on Cameo. That's that's big thing for me. If anybody wants a
personal message from the president for their birthday, graduation, Mother's Day,
Father's Day, Christmas, everything. I'm on cameo.com slash Jason Scoop comedy and you can
see the examples there. There we go.
It's great. I'm flying down to Tampa for my kid's birthday party. Big fan of Trump.
I would love that. Maybe, okay.
Oh, Jason. I do those two.
Yeah, we're not going to we're not going to stop until Jason's on SNL. Jason must be the Trump on SNL. That's going to be the that this is going to be the crusade that we're on. Jason, it's an
honor to talk to you, man. What you do is important. I think people I think you you you
you represented it so perfectly, like how valuable these impersonations are,
how valuable comedy is in this moment.
And we thank you for bringing a little extra light to our days.
My pleasure.
And thank you for having me on.
Been a fan for quite a long time.
My man.
See you, Jason.
See you, Benny.
Oh, man.
What an exciting time, ladies and gentlemen,
to be making content
and to be sort of throwing down in this space.
And at this moment, there's so much good energy out there.
I love bringing forward people
that just have that good energy
and that can deliver
a little extra light to the internet, right? Instead of darkness every single day. It's been
a couple of years of darkness and we didn't have any levity. We didn't have any capacity to build
anything because, well, we were either through deplatforming or censoring or self-censoring, which is even worse.
We had comedy completely taken from us.
And ladies and gentlemen, now is the time to build.
We are trying to build.
I am trying to build.
I built myself a little home gym.
I'm trying my very hardest to embrace the Maha moment here, be a strong father.
I have two sons.
And I want to extend the event horizon
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I try my hardest to be in shape. Sometimes it's tough. We do work a lot in the studio,
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Man, dude, how much sleep did we get the other night?
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Just more energy and more strength. You need more of that. Somebody who was an athlete,
I guess still is an athlete somebody who played
football somebody's ready to like block and tackle and throw down is our dear friend byron
donalds who's running for governor of florida we've endorsed him byron donalds was throwing
down yesterday with sanctuary city mayors in the capitol building freaking absolute brick house
here this was the most viral clip of the day yesterday ago.
Mayor Johnson, coming back to you, how much did your city spend on illegal immigration?
Do you have a round number? Over the last couple of years on all newcomers,
whatever their status was, it's around 79 million since 2022. 79 million. Mayor Johnson,
Chicago, how much has the city of Chicago spent on illegal immigration?
If you're referring to the 2022 up to 2024 of the buses coming from Texas, roughly the same percentage of the state of Texas, about 1% of our overall budget.
What is that?
Because we don't have the city's budget in front of me.
Numbers.
It's 1%, and if you want the actual calculation, we can make sure someone... You're the mayor.
You don't have the math in front of you?
It's 1% of the overall budget over the last four years.
That's why you're a failing mayor.
Which is the same number that was sent from us.
How much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration?
Mayor Johnson, I already asked you.
You don't have a hard number.
And if you don't have a hard number, you're not running your city well.
Mayor Adams, how much did the city of New York actually spend on illegal immigration?
6.9 billion of taxpayer dollars. $6.9 billion of taxpayer money
on a problem that was fostered
on the American people.
Mayor Wu, in the city of Boston,
how much did you spend?
We don't ask about immigration status
and delivering citizens.
You don't ask about how much money
the city of Boston has spent
on illegal immigration?
Are you out of your mind?
We don't distinguish between immigration status
and part of our city policies.
Do you manage your budget or not, Mayor Wu?
That is how we keep our city safe.
Mayor Wu, do you manage your budget or not?
We have the numbers to prove it.
I manage my budget.
I have a triple-A bond rating dating back 10 years.
So to the city of Boston, just understand that your mayor does not care how much of your resources she has spent on people who are not citizens of the city of Boston.
The city of Boston is sick of having people of Boston. I'm reclaiming my time.
Mr. Bear, I have a question for you.
Theater kids, man.
Theater kids are running everything.
Enough.
Enough.
We see enough in this program.
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