The Best One Yet - PART 1 👜Birkin: The Handbag That Costs More Than Your House
Episode Date: September 2, 2025Subscribe to The Best Idea Yet here: https://wondery.com/links/the-best-idea-yet/When Jane Birkin's boyfriend ran over her beloved wicker basket, she was stuck lugging a messy tote onto a flight to Lo...ndon. As her Hermès planner exploded across the first-class cabin, her mortified seatmate suggested she needed a bag with pockets. "Hermès doesn't make one with pockets," Jane sighed. He replied: "But I am Hermès." Jean-Louis Dumas, head of the luxury empire, watched Jane sketch her dream bag on an airplane vomit bag. Three years later, the first-ever Birkin arrived as a gift… kicking off what would become the most expensive, hard-to-get handbag design in the world. But this hand-stitched masterpiece wasn’t always the ultimate status symbol. The Birkin didn’t fit in the logo-obsessed 1980s, and didn’t truly pop off until it landed a starring role on Sex and the City. Today, Birkins start at $12,000 with impossible waitlists, while the rarest sell for $450,000—more than some houses—and have spawned multi-million-dollar counterfeit rings. Discover how Hermès weaponized scarcity to invent the Holy Grail of handbags; how a luxury product can outperform the stock market; and why the Birkin Bag is the best idea yet.Subscribe to The Best Idea Yet for the untold origin stories of the products you’re obsessed with — and the bold risk takers who made them go viral.Episodes drop every Tuesday, listen here: https://wondery.com/links/the-best-idea-yet/—-----------------------------------------------------GET ON THE POD: Submit a shoutout or fact: https://tboypod.com/shoutouts FOR MORE NICK & JACK: Newsletter: https://tboypod.com/newsletter Connect with Nick: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicolas-martell/ Connect with Jack: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jack-crivici-kramer/ SOCIALS:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tboypod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tboypodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tboypod Anything else: https://tboypod.com/ NEWSLETTER:https://tboypod.com/newsletter OUR 2ND SHOW:Want more business storytelling from us? Check our weekly deepdive show, The Best Idea Yet: The untold origin story of the products you're obsessed with. Listen for free to The Best Idea Yet: https://wondery.com/links/the-best-idea-yet/NEW LISTENERSFill out our 2 minute survey: https://qualtricsxm88y5r986q.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_dp1FDYiJgt6lHy6GET ON THE POD: Submit a shoutout or fact: https://tboypod.com/shoutouts SOCIALS:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tboypod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tboypodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tboypod Linkedin (Nick): https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicolas-martell/Linkedin (Jack): https://www.linkedin.com/in/jack-crivici-kramer/Anything else: https://tboypod.com/ About Us: The daily pop-biz news show making today’s top stories your business. Formerly known as Robinhood Snacks, The Best One Yet is hosted by Jack Crivici-Kramer & Nick Martell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Yeties, you look fantastic today.
Jack and I here coming at you straight from the T-Bois studio.
Nick's expecting a baby this week.
So we're not doing our regular show.
Instead, we prepped this episode on the most expensive treat of all time,
so Nick can spend some time with his baby.
Yeah, I know, we don't know.
But in the meantime, we whipped up the most expensive treat ever for you.
It's a deep dive episode on the highest priced handbag in history, the Birkenbag.
Ah, the air maze burkin bag. It is the latest episode of our weekly show, the best idea yet.
TBIY, where we break down the most viral products in history and their epic origin stories.
Now, for this special occasion, we divided our Birkenbag podcast into two parts, 25 minutes long.
Each fits perfectly into your morning tea boy routine and perfect timing, because next week is New York Fashion Week.
Yeah, so stick this podcast into your handbag, which may or may not be a burken, probably not.
What better way to celebrate than with the wildest product.
in all fashion. So Jack, what do you say? Let's hit the Birkenap. Jack, can I tell you what I love
about your Luke? I look? No, no, no, no, not your luck. You look. Okay, go ahead. Tell me.
Even though your career has gone from finance, entrepreneurship, to tech, your wardrobe hasn't changed,
you know? Somebody call that stubborn or outdated. I call it classic. Okay, okay. If I just sum up
your style, here it is. Chalet chic. I like that. Usually you'd have like a sluburned.
flannel on, a flatbrim hat, and like a pair of sunglasses that scream, I spend my money like
I fry my bacon. Does that make sense? Not completely, but I'm very into it. I guess what I'm
saying, Jack, is what I love about your wardrobe is that it is the reflection of you. It's your
identity. And you have owned that for the 15 years I've known you. Can I have a turn? Yes, yes, yes.
Nick's signature look is what I call a Goldilocks button-down shirt. Not too pressed, not too
wrinkled and always a button-down collar.
Cackies, not jeans, but never khaki color.
They're like navy black and sometimes white.
And then sneakers from a brand you've never heard of, but that you would love to tell us
about.
I do appreciate, Jack, that we're both still wearing slim fit in the high hopes that that
trend actually returns one day.
Fashion is cyclical.
But besties, there happens to be a product that is inspired by one person's legendary
sense of style.
And it's a product that has never been cyclical.
In fact, it has only gotten more and more popular each and every year it has existed.
We're talking about the Birkenbag.
It's called a Birkenbag?
A Birkenbag.
Oh my God.
A Birkenbag.
You've heard of it?
Yes, Rory Gilmore, we have.
Because the Hermes Burkenbag is the most expensive, coveted, and hard-to-get handbag in the world.
Every single one is handcrafted over 18 hours by a single craftsman
and made from leather in varying degrees of exotic,
from calf skin all the way to alligator, crocodile,
and even, if you're lucky, a diamond-coated ostrich.
And for this hand-crafted bag,
prices start at around $12,000 on the low end.
Yeah, by the way, that's $12,000 if you get it directly
from its luxury manufacturer, Air Maze.
But sorry, doing that is next to impossible
because of their infamous wish list.
You might be on standby, waiting up to five years,
for that phone call.
Unless your name is Cardi B, Kate Middleton,
or happens to rhyme with Ardashian,
in which case you'll get the bag right away.
But a used Birken bag,
that can go for up to $450,000.
And a handbag selling for more than a house?
Yeah, we had to look into this.
The bag is named for a pop culture icon,
Jane Birkin,
who helped invent the bag on a late-night flight
from Paris to London.
But that flight was only the Berkin's beginning.
It would take the fashion world,
more than a decade to catch up to its mystique. Because while most industries are focused on efficiency,
Hermes is not. And that's part of the secret sauce to the Birken's success. So today, besties,
we're getting into how Armeys turned a simple tote into the holy grail of handbags. And how
Aramaze jumped ahead of its rivals to become the number one luxury stock in the world.
They do a fraction of the sales of Louis Vuitton, and yet they're the same $250 billion size. We'll also hear
how sex in the city transformed Armease,
and why this bag is now possibly a better investment
than your 401k.
Here's why the Armease Birken bag
is the best idea yet.
From Wondering and T-Boy, I'm Nick Martel,
and I'm Jack Kravici Kramer,
and this is the best idea yet.
The untold origin stories of the products you're obsessed with,
and the bold risk-takers who made them go viral.
Night has fallen over Paris.
The airport's Air France Departure Gate
is one of the last few pockets of activity.
Well-dressed travelers juggle carry-ons
and wait for their boarding call.
Next stop, London's Heathrow Airport.
It's 1981.
Kim Carnes is singing about Betty Davis eyes,
and Phil Collins can feel something coming in the air tonight.
Speaking of Pop Jack,
there's actually a famous actress and singer
right here in the terminal with us.
She's tall, she's got long hair,
and soft brown bangs falling over her face.
Her name is John.
Jane Birken.
Jane Birken is beloved in France as a performer and style icon,
but surprise, she's actually English.
Jane has starred in Pivotal New Way films.
She's recorded breathy pop songs,
and she's known for her unique sense of style.
But the main reason every French person knows her name
is that for a dozen years, she was partnered up with France's favorite crooner,
Serge Gainsbourg.
Here he is in a duet with Jane herself.
That song was so scandalously steamy.
It gets condemned by the Vatican.
Yeah, the Pope, not a Gainsborg fan.
No, no, no, no, no.
For most of the 60s and 70s,
Serge was part Frank Sinatra, part Harry Styles,
and together, Serge and Jane made a terrific power couple
years before Tom Holland and Zendaya.
The two were photographed everywhere,
at parties, selling, or shopping with their daughters.
And everywhere, Jane would be snouther.
with her signature purse.
A large woven wicker basket
slung over her right arm.
It's basically a picnic basket.
It looks like it's straight out of a Martha's Vineyard
grandmother's house.
It's great for the French lifestyle.
You grab a baguette, a couple bottles of Bordeaux,
boom, you toss them in this picnic basket,
and you are off to go.
But in 1980, Jane and Serge break up.
And she moves in with another French film director
named Jacques Duoyant.
Well, but not that it is any of our business,
but Jacques has a pretty bad temper.
And a couple of days before Jane's night flight over to London,
Jacques intentionally runs over her famous basket bag with his car.
So now that she's at the airport getting ready to board,
Jane's carry-on is not organized the way she likes it.
Instead of her cool wicker basket,
she's got a random temporary replacement.
Nick, picture a big floppy canvas tote.
It's stuffed with passport, wallet, lipstick,
and a leather-bound Arme's appointment book
all jumbled together. But besties, Jane is about to get a double dose of serendipity.
First, she scores a seat upgrade. Bye-bye, coach. Hello, first class. I definitely had pictured
her flying first class already. I did too, Jack. Turns out not Jane's style, but she will
accept an upgrade when offered. Now, the second piece of good luck actually seems more like
rodent luck at first, because once she's on the plane, she goes to stow her toebag above her on the
overhead, and her air maze planner hits the ground, spilling its contents everywhere.
Reminder notes, receipts, cocktail napkins from the airport lounge suddenly scattered all over
her seatmate's feet. Her seatmate looks like he flies first class all the time. He's an impeccably
dressed Frenchman with dark eyebrows and kind eyes. He's a good sport as he helps her gather up
her receipts in my face. But he does suggest that maybe her planner needs some pockets. So Jane
says, what can you do? Ermease just doesn't make it with pockets. That's when the man says,
Armeis, I am Armeis. To be clear, Jane's seatmate with the eyebrows isn't literally Armez. His name is
Jean-Louis Dumas, a fifth generation descendant of the luxury labels founder, Thierry Hermes.
Hermes was founded almost 200 years ago in 1837, when the U.S. had 26 states and was only on its
8th president. Ermes has always been a fine leather company, but in the beginning, that leather was
used to make horse saddles. That's right, Hermes's signature saddle stitch was practically
waterproof, a smart choice for the 1800s when literal horsepower is how most people got around.
But then, the very first automobile arrives, making horse-drawn carriages a thing of the past.
So Hermes' saddle business is on the down swing. But that proprietary stitching,
may have some other applications not threatened by Henry Ford's Model T.
So in the 1920s, Hermes pivots their business, from outfitting horses to outfitting people.
We're talking golf jackets, jewelry, sandals, and yes, handbags.
Thierry hands control of the company to his son who hands it to his son, who has three daughters.
And because of early 1900s patriarchy, it's those daughters' husbands who end up running Hermes.
The husband who will eventually lead the entire company is named Robert Dumas.
Robert is a talented designer as well as a businessman, and in 1935, he designs a purse that will
change everything about the handbag scene.
Now, Jack, I know this is an audio medium, but let's describe this particular handbag
because the details are critical.
The bag Robert creates is shaped like a trapezoid, wider at the bottom than at the top.
It has four metal studs called Clue that act like little feet, keeping the bottom.
them from getting dirty if you set the bag on the ground.
It closes with the zipper, then a top flap that can be belted shut with a slender horizontal
strap. It's cute, Nick, but why is this bag so revolutionary? Well, Jack, it's revolutionary
because when it comes to women's purses, size matters. In the 1930s, pocketbooks were small
and flat. They were more like a birthday card than a purse. But this trapezoidal air maze bag
that Jack just described, it's roomy, it's secure. Robert Dumas calls it a sack. A
A Depeche, or translated,
The Bag for Important Documents.
Sounds like the kind of thing Jane Birkin could have used
on that transcontinental flight.
You are right, like, this is exactly the kind of thing
that a jet said an actress would really enjoy.
And in the 1950s, this nifty bag of Robairs
gets its champion, the actress, Grace Kelly.
If you're a fan of Hitchcock movies,
then you know exactly who Grace Kelly is.
The classic blonde beauty,
who starred in films like Rear Window and To Catch a Thief.
In fact, Jack, in that last film, Grace's character was given the Hermes Saka Depesh as a prop.
But funny thing, Grace herself falls in love with this prop, and she actually keeps it after they
finished filming.
It becomes a permanent part of her wardrobe.
The paparazzi starts snapping picks of Grace getting in and out of cars, going to film
premieres, and traveling with her new husband, Prince Rangay of Monaco, all with this
handbag. When Grace and her prince are expecting their first child, Grace even puts this purse in front of
her belly to keep her baby bump out of the tabloids. And this bag becomes the luxury accessory. It is so
associated with Princess Grace that Hermes eventually renames it, the Kelly. When the bag's designer and head
of Hermes, Robert Dumas, dies in 1977, his son, Jean-Louis Dumas, takes over. And this brings us back
to that flight to London, where Jane Birkin is apologizing as she picks up the loose contents
of her replacement bag from Monsieur Dumas lap. As Jane stuffs the Armaise planner back into her tote,
Jean-Louis is probably thinking, uh, ma'am, why not just get a Kelly bag? It literally has three
ways to stay shut. It is the most practical luxury bag that you can buy. Jane is well aware of
the Kelly, but it's too small for her. Her wicker basket could hold two full bottles of wine
and the rest of her stuff, but Kelly cannot.
Well, basically, Jack, the rest of the flight,
Jane turns into a one-woman focus group and tells John Louis,
her ideal bag would be like the Kelly only bigger,
like four times bigger,
halfway between a purse and a suitcase.
What she's after is the Goldilocks size.
And then the head of Armeas stops her, and he says,
whoa, whoa, whoa, show me.
So Grace grabs a vomit bag that's sitting in front of her.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where's this going?
Don't worry, Jack.
is she's not feeling queasy. She just needs some scrap paper. So she starts sketching her idea on this
little barf bag as Jean-Louis, the head of Hermes, looks on. And this is the first blueprint of what
will become Hermes' star product, something that will change the entire fashion industry. As the
landing gear drops and ears start popping, Jean-Louis folds the vomit bag neatly away and puts it in his
pocket. It really doesn't take long to fly from Paris to London. No, it doesn't, Jack, but
apparently it is just long enough to change history.
With Jane's sketch safely tucked away,
they bid each other adieu with a promise that Jean-Louis will make her drawing a reality.
Once she de planes, Jane forgets all about this.
Until a month later, when she gets a call inviting her to Hermes in Paris.
Every Hermes star is a work of art,
with multiple floors of their latest silks, suits, fragrances, and handbags.
The store smells like crisp champagne cured calf skin.
And does that money I smell?
I believe that is Franks, Jack.
But our friend Jane is buzzed right up to the design studio.
And it's there that she's handed a large handbag made of cardboard
because this is how Aramaze works out its prototypes.
To her surprise, this cardboard model really does look just like what she drew up for Jean-Louis.
Like an oversized Kelly bag, but a little more casual and wider at the top,
so it's less trapezoid and more rectangle.
Like the Kelly, this prototype has a secure top flap that locks,
and those little feet at the bottom, the clue, that help it stand up on its own.
But the main difference between this new bag and the Kelly, the handles.
The Kelly's got just one handle right on top, and you can't carry it open.
The flap needs to be closed for the whole thing to work right.
But this new bag has two handles, which means you can put it on one arm and rummage around in it with the other hand.
Part purse, part tote bag.
It's perfect for a woman on the go, just like Jane.
So Jane steps back and admires this cardboard purse on her arm.
It looks sharp.
The Irmae's designers invite Jane's opinions on the leather types, and she obliges.
Until finally, they suggest, what if we named it after you?
Jane stops.
What?
I mean, this makes sense, right?
Like that Kelly was named for Grace Kelly, but it took years to adopt that name.
Why not just go ahead and use Jane's name right now, since she herself has been so instrumental in conceiving the entire thing?
Jane is flattered, and Jane agrees.
And three years later, in 1984, voila.
Jane returns to that very same shop to pick up a finished calf-skin leather version.
This is the first official, Birken bag.
When she tries to pay for her new Bergen, the sales clerk consists this is a gift.
But frankly, Hermes is getting the massive bargain here, the name of a generational style icon to christen their newest product.
We did discover that Hermes also gives Jane an annual royalty for the use of her name, which she immediately diverts to various charities.
But still, this is a steal for Hermes.
I mean, Jack, hauling their bag, A. Burkin is no mere endorsement or licensing deal.
This is all about identity.
We've covered many products on this show that use proximity to celebrity to get ahead.
Some, like Juicy Couture, even make it the basis for their entire marketing strategy,
relentlessly shipping tracksuit samples to J-Lo's home.
But when you hit your product to a celebrity's actual name, the relationship goes much deeper.
Case in point, Jack, let's look at Air Jordans.
That sneaker brand is forever associated with Michael Jordan and his incredible basketball career.
Now, long after he hung up his jersey,
the brand is worth $7 billion.
An endorsement is temporary.
A name is forever.
So when Jane steps out of that Armei's shop
with the very first Birkin in existence on her arm,
she has no idea what this bag will become.
She's just happy.
She has a brilliant new tote
that she can fit her whole day into.
And it feels a little more grown up
than her wicker basket did.
But this is just the beginning
of the Birken bag's journey.
Believe it or not,
the next leg of that journey
doesn't go well.
When the very first Birkenbags hit the scene in 1984, Aramaise has high hopes.
This isn't Zara.
They're not rolling out 50 new styles every season.
When this century-old brand crafts a new thing, that is a big deal.
Oh, and at $2,000 a piece, or around $6,000 today,
this Birken bag is for real people.
If price is a signal, the signal here is
This bag transcends fashion or function.
This is a work of art.
At first, these bags are offered in two sizes,
the Birken 35 and the Birken 40.
And that number tells you how many centimeters wide
the bag is at the bottom.
Later, Hermes will make smaller versions,
the Birken 30 and the Birken 25,
but for now it's just the roomy ones.
And luxury connoisseurs will quickly learn
that there's much to love about these bags,
from the fine quality leather to the unique top flap
shaped like an amp, with special cutouts
to fit around that,
critical second handle. Closing this handbag feels as satisfying as two Lego pieces snapping together
perfectly. But the real standout feature is Armez's approach to craftsmanship that basically ignores
the entire industrial revolution. You see, today we're used to assembly lines in manufacturing
to maximize efficiency. One worker stitches the bag handles, another cuts the base, another glues
the little feet on, so on, so on. Right. But that is not how Armease rolls.
For Aramees, one single artisan is responsible for assembling each Birken bag.
Each one takes roughly 18 hours to make.
And get this, these artisans take two years to train.
It's like a master's program in stitching.
And Armees recruits 200 craftspeople for its leather goods division every year.
The one-bag, one-maker system that Armez has reinforces that each Berkin is a work of art.
and people will pay a premium for art.
And, given the effort in the price,
Hermes develops a clever system to guard against knockoffs.
Basically, they make a secret code.
Yeah, it's like an anti-dupe strategy here.
When the craftsperson is finished,
they stamp each bag with a discreet little mark
to indicate the craftsperson and the year.
It is so small and so hidden
that it is often called the blind stamp.
It's kind of like something straight out of the Da Vinci Code.
Yeah.
1995 bags have a Y with a circler rabbit.
2013 bags?
That's a cue inside a box.
Oh, and Jack, if your leather is exotic, there is a symbol for that, too.
One that's much more prominently displayed right near the clasp.
A square means that the bag is made of Mississippianzus alligator,
while two dots mean that it is Nialoticus crocodile,
which are two species of reptile.
You probably didn't even know code into a bag.
No, you didn't.
A shooting star means the bag was made for an Armease artisan's personal use.
More on that later.
What you need to know now is that these mysterious, subtle but impactful details
start weaving together a lore around the bags.
If you know, you know, and very few know.
But Jack, after all that, the focus on craftsmanship, the exquisite leather,
the Kelly-inspired classic style, here is the shocker.
The Birkenbag sales fail to meet expectations.
This is the 1980s, otherwise known as the me decade.
Madonna's singing about being a material girl,
and Wall Street traders are given commencement speeches
about how greed is good.
So you've got brands like Louis Vuitton and Eve Saint-Laure
and Chanel enjoying a major 80s sales surge.
So you'd think luxury products fit imperfectly
with 80s materialism and flashy wealth.
But this is the problem for Hermes,
because Berkin is expensive.
but it isn't flashing.
By contrast,
Chanel's handbags
with their gold flourishes
quilted to black leather
and prominent interlocking
double-C logo,
they are all about the flash.
That double-C logo
from Chanel
becomes the ultimate 80s status symbol.
By 1984,
Chanel is number one
in the handbag market.
Basically, Jack, Chanel is screaming their brand,
while Aramaze is just whispering it.
And in the 1980s,
consumers want their logos to yell.
Now, a lot of companies might respond to this challenge by following the leader.
Increase the size of the Aramaze logo and advertise everywhere like Shunas.
But Aramaze does not.
In fact, Aramaze exercises a level of discipline we have seen from no other company we've covered.
They keep their design exactly the same despite every trend going in the opposite direction.
Slow and steady, you will never see a giant H anywhere on a burkin.
In fact, the only branding at all is a tiny little stamp hiding under the flap that says,
Hermes Paris made in France.
And instead of pushing Birken sales, they limit production, like really limit production.
We can't say how many Berkins-Armays makes in a year,
because the secret is guarded more closely than Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity,
or Beyonce's next album drop.
But estimates range from 70,000 bags a year to a mere 12,000 bags.
and add a sprinkle on some more context by our math.
Michael Coors pumps out over a million bags with that brass MK brand on it.
This scarcity plan and mystery of Armease is not unlike Ferraris,
which we talked about in our Ferrari episode.
Enzo Ferrari deliberately kept production numbers low to drive up his car's value.
Ferrari said he's always making one less car than the market demanded.
Well, Armease does the same with Burke.
And you know what?
It works.
Because wealthy people really don't like being told they can't buy something.
If they hear a purse isn't available, that's the purse they want.
Throughout the 90s, demand for Birken rises steadily, and so does it price,
until something happens that breaks Birken mania wide open.
Yeties, that's part one of our two-part deep dive on the Hermes Burkenbag.
Guess what's coming tomorrow in part two?
Talk to me, Jack.
Counterfeit rings.
Yeah.
Secret wait lists.
Ooh.
A $450,000 handbag.
All right, no more, no more, no more.
Yetis, you have got to hear the finale tomorrow.
You're also going to hear how Hermes is a wildly profitable company.
Wait to hear this.
So tune back in for part two of our episode on the Armease Birkenbag.
It is truly the best idea yet.
