The Besties - The 5 best "bang for your buck" games + Vampire Survivors [The Resties]
Episode Date: February 22, 2022A great video game doesn't have to be expensive. Inspired by the $2.99 phenomenon Vampire Survivors, The Resties choose their five favorite "bang for your buck" video games. Then, Frushtick brings a s...urprise B-topic that has Plante reconsidering his obsessions! Discussed on this week's episode: Vampire Survivors, the Earth Defense Force series, Fire Emblem Heroes, Drop7, Fortnite, Stardew Valley, Red Faction Guerilla: Re-MARS-tered Edition. Plus, The Rescue on Disney+ and Doom Patrol on HBO Max. Get the full list of games (and other stuff) discussed at www.besties.fan. Want more episodes? Join us at patreon.com/thebesties for three bonus episodes each month!
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                                         Hey everybody, my name is Christopher Thomas Plant.
                                         
                                         My name is Russ Verstig.
                                         
                                         And welcome to The Resties, where the best of the rest discuss the rest of the best.
                                         
                                         This week we are talking about Vampire Survivors.
                                         
                                         That's right, tons of big budget flashy games with entire marketing campaigns that appear in like the Super Bowl or whatever are out there.
                                         
                                         And we are talking about a game that is available right now on your laptop for $2.99.
                                         
                                         And when I say your laptop, I mean probably any laptop because it works on PC and Mac.
                                         
                                         We'll also, in the spirit of Vampire Survivors, be talking about our top five
                                         
    
                                         best bang for your buck video games.
                                         
                                         And in the back half, I don't know.
                                         
                                         Fresh Dick has a surprise for me.
                                         
                                         So we'll see what that is.
                                         
                                         It's a surprise topic.
                                         
                                         I don't want people to get too enthusiastic
                                         
                                         about the potential,
                                         
                                         but I do have a topic I wanted to discuss.
                                         
    
                                         That's true.
                                         
                                         It does sound like there also might be a guest star.
                                         
                                         And I don't think that there's going to be any other guest stars.
                                         
                                         I think it's just the two of us today.
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         Well, first, let's get into Vampire Survivors right after this break.
                                         
                                         Okay, Fresh, how much do you know about Vampire Survivors?
                                         
                                         I mean, I've seen screenshots of it.
                                         
    
                                         I know Justin talked about it on Besties this past week.
                                         
                                         He played it during a mention or two weeks ago.
                                         
                                         He mentioned it in the honorable mentions.
                                         
                                         I read a bit of his review on Polygon.com, which is very glowing, but I have not played it myself.
                                         
                                         I haven't had the time and I want to.
                                         
                                         It seems very much my kind of game.
                                         
                                         Here is my elevator pitch it is either a
                                         
                                         10 out of 10 or a 0 out of 10 wow my opinion of it changes depending on where i'm at like
                                         
    
                                         interesting existentially it's okay here in the way the way it works visually i actually don't
                                         
                                         think this is the way it actually works but the way way it appears to work, if you watch a video of it, is it is a top-down 2D game in which you are the titular vampire survivor.
                                         
                                         It looks like, you know, bad Castlevania art, right?
                                         
                                         Yeah, it's like Centipede or like old-timey arcade game.
                                         
                                         Old-timey arcade game.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         And enemies are surrounding you from all sides at first it's like a handful then it's
                                         
                                         dozens then it's hundreds then it's like it feels like thousands i don't know it's fills the screen
                                         
    
                                         with with these 2d characters and all you have to do is move around there are no button presses uh
                                         
                                         your character automatically fires off their weapon and that could be a whip
                                         
                                         that fires off every second or so it could be like a little magic missile it could be uh a power-up
                                         
                                         that you retrieve like garlic which makes a plume of garlic stank around you and and kills off obviously vampires because vampire survivors
                                         
                                         um and the goal is to kind of mix and match so you're not a vampire just to be clear you're not
                                         
                                         a vampire survivor you're surviving vampires yeah right oh you're you're oh i see what you're saying
                                         
                                         you're not like a vampire who's playing the game survivor or something or like who is also a survivor because
                                         
                                         he's been drinking blood to survive no no no no it's like that you have a so there are actually
                                         
    
                                         multiple characters that you can choose from yeah the many survivors they're the plural survivors
                                         
                                         and you are surviving vampires and none of them are also a vampire
                                         
                                         not that i have like an alucard situation where there's a nice vampire well it's
                                         
                                         actually that's a good question because we'll get into the lack of story and why they're a game like
                                         
                                         this should have a story okay but first that that's the game the whole goal is to like uh kind
                                         
                                         of manage which upgrades you get because every time you find you basically when you kill enemies
                                         
                                         they release little uh gems and then you can step over the gems to collect them and as you get the gems you get xp
                                         
                                         and the more xp you have the more abilities you can unlock and those abilities could be
                                         
    
                                         like i said garlic or it could be flames that go in random directions uh any variety of skills
                                         
                                         there's like a boomerang cross that fires to the thing that's nearest to you,
                                         
                                         but then slings across the screen
                                         
                                         in the opposite direction.
                                         
                                         So you actually kind of use it to fire behind you
                                         
                                         to do a lot of damage, right?
                                         
                                         It's choosing which of those are the best
                                         
                                         and then matching them up.
                                         
    
                                         And it's extremely addictive.
                                         
                                         Runs can last between like 10 minutes.
                                         
                                         I think if you get to 30 minutes that is
                                         
                                         when you beat the game i've made it to about 26 minutes wow um i'm i'm pretty good um but
                                         
                                         and here's the here's where i i the rub is when you do these runs you make money you like collect
                                         
                                         coins you can find a little treasure chest right and that money goes
                                         
                                         to permanent unlocks between vampires surviving and there's a lot of unlocks there's unlocks
                                         
                                         kind of like hades you know of unlocking the speed of the projectiles that you fire or your
                                         
    
                                         health or your shields or or your ability to revive all that stuff right and this is where i'm torn on like
                                         
                                         what do i want from a video game because effectively what i found after you know probably
                                         
                                         six or so hours of this game is the game is the grind yeah like there there is nothing else so
                                         
                                         far and it's an early access they could add more but it's not like this is like you know a visual feast there's no story and the game in the marketing compares i think like they use a
                                         
                                         phrase called like be the bullet hell but it's not that because bullet hells to me are skill-based
                                         
                                         you aren't unlocking unique permanent powers that you know the 20th time you play the bullet hell
                                         
                                         somehow it's easier you're just getting better at bullet hells where this is like i don't necessarily feel like i'm getting better i
                                         
                                         feel like i'm just giving the game more time and then it's giving me unlocks that will make it
                                         
    
                                         easier for me to win yeah so a few there have been a few games like this that have done something i
                                         
                                         mean hades you mentioned hades rogue legacy same thing and what those games do is once you more or less unlock everything it sort of unlocks what i would
                                         
                                         describe as like an end game where the difficulty is basically static like you have all the tools
                                         
                                         at your disposal and then they can ramp up the difficulty because you're not getting more unlocks
                                         
                                         and you you know can like add challenge
                                         
                                         that way and again if it's early access i would imagine that's something that maybe will come
                                         
                                         later but i do agree with you like i know what you're talking about where it's like not the
                                         
                                         most satisfying thing to feel like inevitably you will beat this game yeah well you know what i i
                                         
    
                                         mean you could say that about like i don't know every bethesda
                                         
                                         open world game like you just get more and more powerful until you beat it right yeah well my
                                         
                                         problem isn't necessarily that and like the transparency of seeing you know the reptile
                                         
                                         part of my brain just being triggered it's that there's i think it's the nothing else that gets a little under my skin we're i mean let's use any of those examples
                                         
                                         right like the bethesda games there's still story there road legacy even still has something to say
                                         
                                         about like lineage yeah like it's silly to say it feels a little silly to say it has a message but
                                         
                                         it actually does like well and also the minute-to-minute is enjoyable.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         You get satisfaction out of a good run versus a bad run.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but I guess I really admire when a game with really interesting mechanics
                                         
                                         then is using those mechanics to get at something beyond it.
                                         
                                         I think of like Universal Paperclips, right,
                                         
                                         which is one of those
                                         
                                         idle games that we've talked about a lot and idle games are the ones where the game kind of plays
                                         
                                         itself and it's just accruing numbers and then you tap now and then to fuss with the the math formula
                                         
                                         so that the numbers go up even faster and universal paperclips takes that idea and then asks okay what
                                         
    
                                         if an ai was told to do this to just create
                                         
                                         paperclips what would it end up doing if it just had to keep creating over and over and over again
                                         
                                         and it becomes this like work of like sci-fi horror um and i i think that's the thing that
                                         
                                         i guess i'm missing here and i hope that's you know again it's an early access that that's what gets added hades is another great
                                         
                                         example right like sure hades has this the same mechanism but hades has like a trillion things to
                                         
                                         offer yeah but when it came out it was an early access game that's true that's true and didn't
                                         
                                         have a trillion things when it came out i mean it was a good game when it came out but wasn't
                                         
                                         it was not a game of the year game that's's true. You know what? Now you're pushing me back towards the 10 out of 10.
                                         
    
                                         Boom.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Anyway, I like a game like this that messes with my head like this and gets me thinking, like, am I wasting my time?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And, like, what does it even mean to waste my time?
                                         
                                         Like, would it be bad if I was playing this and it was doing literally nothing else than, like, triggering my pleasure parts of my brain?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         That's a thing, yeah.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know.
                                         
                                         Do you worry about that or am I just, like, very anxious?
                                         
                                         this stuff and try to play games in the most probably not the best way but it is i try to play games the most productive way possible which is to say like i'll dial it down to easy if i feel
                                         
                                         like i enjoy um the gameplay more that way or i'll see more stuff that's cool um i don't know i'm very targeted in terms of how i play games yeah so you know you
                                         
                                         know i i get i get the argument um i think there are good and bad versions of this again i haven't
                                         
                                         played vampire survivor so i can't say how i would feel but i do agree with you that just the power
                                         
                                         curve alone is usually not enough for me unless it's cracked down credit to
                                         
                                         like the only example yeah credit to the the designers here the power curve here is incredible
                                         
    
                                         i mean they are just straight up using the playbook of like pay to win slash free to play
                                         
                                         games in terms of visuals and just constantly being fed that that uh just pop of color and whenever you open a treasure chest
                                         
                                         it just rains vertically like upside down coins everywhere um yeah it's something and i
                                         
                                         i don't know i i'm really struggling with my words with this sort of thing because i
                                         
                                         you know when you put i put that much time into it i clearly i it's
                                         
                                         clearly working with me but at the same time it feels a little bit like addiction where i i knew
                                         
                                         it would do this the second i downloaded of you know oh great this is going to take over my life
                                         
                                         and sure enough it did which makes it kind of a strange recommendation because i feel like oh do
                                         
    
                                         i really want to recommend something that is going
                                         
                                         to consume people like this this is actually i mean we'll we'll get to it in the second half but
                                         
                                         this is actually a really good segue to the second half discussion so i'm looking forward to that
                                         
                                         in the meantime though i do i know my at the top of the show you mentioned that we were going to
                                         
                                         figure out our top five but i i think that might be too wide ranging and maybe we should
                                         
                                         probably just focus on like personal faves in terms of bang for your buck games okay five seems
                                         
                                         like a lot oh i i have a list i'm ready oh really you brought a whole list i came prepared i i i
                                         
                                         feel like i know i mean i have i have a list in my head, but I don't know. We'll see how it goes. How about we start putting some games together of what are our, like,
                                         
    
                                         you're going to put down a little bit of cash here,
                                         
                                         and you're really going to get your money's worth.
                                         
                                         Okay, sure.
                                         
                                         What's your first one?
                                         
                                         What is the thing that comes to mind?
                                         
                                         Well, my first one is you're going to put down no cash whatsoever.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         You're going to save $4,000, aren't you?
                                         
    
                                         Unless you have bad impulse control control which i have done in the
                                         
                                         past uh i'm gonna say fire emblem heroes oh okay i think we should include one free-to-play game
                                         
                                         in this category and fortnight would certainly apply that as well. But at this point, Fire Emblem Heroes is a game that I have been playing for over five years.
                                         
                                         It is my, like, I have to wait 30 seconds for the elevator game.
                                         
                                         And there is no other game that I play with that level of consistency.
                                         
                                         I play this game very weird.
                                         
                                         We were talking about how i play like
                                         
                                         certain games and what i get out of it i play this game very weird such that every decision
                                         
    
                                         that i make in the game is fueling me not having to spend money in the game and i turn the free
                                         
                                         to play aspects of it as into the game. So the only characters that I ever like,
                                         
                                         you know, there's like a loot box,
                                         
                                         gotcha pun, you know, slot machine thing,
                                         
                                         but you can earn free currency to like get them
                                         
                                         if you're careful.
                                         
                                         So the only ones that I ever go for
                                         
                                         are ones that I know will make the game easier for me
                                         
    
                                         to continue getting more currency.
                                         
                                         And not because, oh oh this character is pretty or
                                         
                                         oh i like their backstory it's only oh they're a meta character and i want to like min max
                                         
                                         the way i play this game so that you can then unlock more opportunities to min max the game
                                         
                                         exactly get the characters that you actually like exactly so now great now let me i mean i'm not
                                         
                                         saying this is a healthy thing but i'm just saying
                                         
                                         how i play it let me also add a caveat if you have any level i don't this is not i'm not saying this
                                         
                                         is like a denigration because i certainly have this to some extent on some things as well if
                                         
    
                                         you have any level of like lack of willpower when it comes to like loot box mechanics gambling
                                         
                                         mechanics anything like that
                                         
                                         do not play this game it's not for you i mean it is for you but not in a good way um it is
                                         
                                         definitely designed for to take advantage of those sorts of people and make a lot of money and it has
                                         
                                         made a ton of money um but i don't know for me again i get a lot of satisfaction out of
                                         
                                         but i don't know for me again i get a lot of satisfaction out of playing the game to not spend money and from that i've really enjoyed myself i don't know if that makes the list
                                         
                                         necessarily but for strictly from a bang for your buck game there's probably no more bang for your
                                         
                                         buck at least for me than fire emblem heroes i think i think that is a good recommendation and it's a game that is
                                         
    
                                         meant a lot to you and i think you're right to include it will it make the final five i don't
                                         
                                         know i don't know so my my version of that game is drop seven oh yeah remember that game yeah sure
                                         
                                         yeah so drop seven is a puzzle game where you you line up numbers and make them disappear, Tetris style.
                                         
                                         And it, I believe, was originally developed for the TV show Bones.
                                         
                                         What?
                                         
                                         Yeah, it was like a SponCon game.
                                         
                                         Wow, I didn't know that.
                                         
                                         Yeah, the developers, Area Code, made their own version called Drop 7.
                                         
    
                                         And then that game got purchased by, well, all of Area Code, I believe, got purchased by Zynga.
                                         
                                         And now Drop 7, I believe, is still available on iOS and maybe Android.
                                         
                                         And it's great.
                                         
                                         It's just, I wish I had more to say about it, but I don't.
                                         
                                         It's a pretty straightforward puzzle game, but there's something about the feel of it that is transcendent.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I think if you've played Threes, it definitely is kind of similar brain action going on, and the feel of that also matches.
                                         
                                         Yeah, and it's that same thing, like you said, of I've just and the feel of that also matches yeah and it's that same thing like you
                                         
                                         said of i've just over the course of i mean it was one of the first iphone games i think
                                         
    
                                         it was very early on and i have had it on my phone ever since then so i've been playing it
                                         
                                         longer than almost any other game i play yeah it's funny for puzzle games like that i usually
                                         
                                         after i'll get into it for like pretty heavy for like a week or two, and then I'll bounce off of it.
                                         
                                         Just because like you get so good that like games start lasting a really long time, or you just hit a ceiling where you feel like you're not learning anything new or doing anything new.
                                         
                                         And I just sort of depart.
                                         
                                         But that's just me.
                                         
                                         That's, I mean, that's just me that's i mean that's very fair okay so what is what is uh another one that you have well i guess i can't pick fortnite at this point because i just i mean i think
                                         
                                         fire emblem are very different games i think that is true um i would say they both be free they are both free um i think fortnight
                                         
    
                                         is less a lot less gross on the um on the like loot boxy element because there are no loot boxes
                                         
                                         in fortnight uh you uh for you know i don't know if i need to describe what fucking fortnight is
                                         
                                         but it's a Battle Royale game.
                                         
                                         And originally,
                                         
                                         it launched as this weird, like,
                                         
                                         player versus environment,
                                         
                                         like, defense, tower defense thing, hence the name Fort
                                         
                                         Knight, because it's F-O-R-T
                                         
    
                                         Knight, and there's zombies
                                         
                                         attacked at night. And now it's
                                         
                                         just, pretty much just a Battle Royale game,
                                         
                                         and there's, like, 2% of
                                         
                                         the player base plays the weird PVE mode.
                                         
                                         Which you do to once again,
                                         
                                         scam money.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         It's the same.
                                         
                                         It's the same thing as heroes is I get actually a lot of satisfaction of
                                         
                                         playing that mode just because I've set it up in such a way that again,
                                         
                                         I could play,
                                         
                                         I can set it to
                                         
                                         run and it'll go for like an hour and a half and i'll come back and i'll have earned currency that
                                         
                                         i can then spend in the game that i actually enjoy playing just mining bitcoin basically
                                         
                                         they could hook up my computer to like a bitcoin server and probably do pretty well
                                         
    
                                         oh my gosh but unfortunately it's not bitcoin it's uh v bucks which are the
                                         
                                         currency in fortnite and all you can do with v bucks are buy like batman skins and like a grappling
                                         
                                         hook and like aloy from horizon zero dawn uh you just buy like cosmetics and i get a lot of
                                         
                                         satisfaction they do a really good job on a lot of the cosmetics. They just, they didn't announce it.
                                         
                                         It leaked that they're doing like old timey cuphead style versions of some of the characters
                                         
                                         that in the game, like the banana character and stuff.
                                         
                                         And like, that's a satisfying way for me to spend the dumb currency that I'm earning through
                                         
                                         this free to play system.
                                         
    
                                         But it's a great multiplayer game i think uh i really can't think
                                         
                                         of a better like online ease of jumping in game because it supports cross play and it's very easy
                                         
                                         to get in you know into a game with your friends and um yeah i've i mean i started playing in 2017
                                         
                                         whenever it launched and um off and on i've i've jumped back into it now i'm back into
                                         
                                         it pretty hardcore um so yeah destiny is it has it fully replaced destiny for you uh yeah i mean
                                         
                                         i have not touched destiny in several years at this point and again i you know i think i've
                                         
                                         talked about this but the the drop off on destiny was purely just i couldn't keep up with it and fortnight it's the
                                         
                                         opposite of that because the fact that i played at the origin at the beginning of fortnight
                                         
    
                                         actually gives me not an advantage but like a little bit of a cool factor because i'm using
                                         
                                         like characters that you can't get anymore because they got retired so like little 12 year olds will
                                         
                                         run up to me and be amazed i'm not proud of that but i'm a
                                         
                                         little proud of that i think i was gonna say i think you're pretty proud um i have another game
                                         
                                         that is another online game with co-op where you shoot things it is earth defense force oh god the
                                         
                                         entire series that's i don't okay bang for your buck sure it is it is the of of all the things
                                         
                                         here i would say the quintessential bang for the buck game.
                                         
                                         Because it was originally conceived, okay, first, what's the game?
                                         
    
                                         The game is open world maps where you are the Earth Defense Force, and you have to defend the planet from giant aliens and bugs.
                                         
                                         And they are huge i mean we're talking like godzilla them like all
                                         
                                         the blob like that sort of stuff going right yeah and uh and it is a mess of a game series
                                         
                                         for the most part uh it the open worlds are fully destructible so you can shoot down skyscrapers.
                                         
                                         But it looks more like, I don't know, like the geometry just like sinking into the ocean.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it looks like a PS2 game.
                                         
                                         It's not.
                                         
                                         It's never been a pretty series.
                                         
    
                                         No, no, no, no, no.
                                         
                                         But the reason that it looks like that and the reason it does all these weird things is because they set out to create cheap games it was part of a series of games uh made in japan that i can't remember the the specific
                                         
                                         price i want to say it was like basically 20 us uh uh where the game was like not fully finished
                                         
                                         or polished and was one great gimmick uh and then it just kind of ballooned
                                         
                                         into this ongoing series which you can play tons of these games on steam uh i love these games
                                         
                                         they are broken but i feel like you can just play this forever it is like perfect mindless
                                         
                                         cause some mayhem with your friends i i would say
                                         
                                         it's like the modern equivalent of what the beat-em-up was back when we were kids yeah i
                                         
    
                                         played like the arcade beat-em-up and it's like is this really challenging me or is this really
                                         
                                         great no but it does give me something to do while i like hang out with my my pals yeah i i would
                                         
                                         agree i mean this is obviously it goes down to personal preference
                                         
                                         and i know you have a lot of fondness for edf i think it feels and plays like dog shit like it's
                                         
                                         not a fun game to play and there are other games that are like that wacky and outrageous that feel
                                         
                                         like way better um and aren't like the menus and the controls feel like totally clumsy and weird.
                                         
                                         Oh, I wish it felt better.
                                         
                                         I can't argue with any of this.
                                         
    
                                         I love the trappings of it.
                                         
                                         Like the giant ants and stuff.
                                         
                                         I love it.
                                         
                                         It's great.
                                         
                                         Destructible.
                                         
                                         Awesome.
                                         
                                         Giant like rocket launchers.
                                         
                                         Super cool.
                                         
    
                                         It just doesn't feel very good.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         That's, I mean, I'm not, I can't argue with it.
                                         
                                         You're not wrong.
                                         
                                         Yeah. But I do have a very special place in't argue with it. You're not wrong. Yeah.
                                         
                                         But I do have a very special place in my heart for it.
                                         
                                         What about you?
                                         
    
                                         I think we actually agree on ISLU right down.
                                         
                                         This was my next one, too.
                                         
                                         Got to be Stardew Valley for my next one.
                                         
                                         It's kind of incredible.
                                         
                                         You know, people gave us a little bit of crap
                                         
                                         because we did not include Stardew Valley
                                         
                                         in the best portable games list that we did on the last Resties.
                                         
                                         And that's fair.
                                         
    
                                         It is definitely a valid addition.
                                         
                                         There was, in the back of my mind, I didn't vocalize this, but a hesitance on portable, Stardew being friendly to portable.
                                         
                                         Stardew, weirdly, you cannot save in the middle of a day.
                                         
                                         You can, like, sleep your switch and that's fine but you can't like
                                         
                                         if it's 2 p.m and you your switch powers off or whatever you lose all that progress um and that
                                         
                                         makes it kind of not the best portal game but ignoring that one minor fault it is so good and for $20 has given me just years
                                         
                                         of free
                                         
                                         content that
                                         
    
                                         Concerned Ape, the developer, has
                                         
                                         added over the years.
                                         
                                         I mean, we just fawned
                                         
                                         about this game during Game of the Year
                                         
                                         very recently, or best games
                                         
                                         the last 10 years very recently.
                                         
                                         But, I mean, man,
                                         
                                         talk about just a boatload of stuff that has just poured in for free or since that initial paltry 20 investment 20 is nothing
                                         
    
                                         for the amount of value i've gotten out of this game it's so good yeah and it was great at launch
                                         
                                         like yeah that's that's what's wild.
                                         
                                         For me, I had this on my list because of all of the stuff you mentioned,
                                         
                                         but also because of the mods.
                                         
                                         Like, the amount of creative content that is made by the fan community for this game is tremendous.
                                         
                                         And that and the developer's own, like would say, favoring PC with updates
                                         
                                         is why it wasn't on the mobile list for me.
                                         
                                         I look forward to playing it on Steam Deck.
                                         
    
                                         I think that will be very nice to have some overlap.
                                         
                                         But yeah, that's why it didn't quite make the list there.
                                         
                                         But it definitely makes it here.
                                         
                                         It's fantastic.
                                         
                                         I'm trying to think of other stuff.
                                         
                                         So, I mean, I'll just share some other stuff that I have
                                         
                                         because we're getting into some of my classics,
                                         
                                         so I know where we're going to go here.
                                         
    
                                         I have on my list, I have NCAA college football.
                                         
                                         And the reason I have that, I'm not saying we're going to add it,
                                         
                                         is because it's the last one that was made
                                         
                                         has just had to continue to be NCAA college football,
                                         
                                         and people are left to keep updating it.
                                         
                                         And I think there are a few games like this,
                                         
                                         like Tecmo Bowl, people keep updating it,
                                         
                                         NHL, I think 95, 96,
                                         
    
                                         the Fire Pro Wrestling games.
                                         
                                         They're these games that have kind of taken on a life of their own
                                         
                                         post-release um but whether or not any of those should be on here i don't know i have kentucky
                                         
                                         root zero because you know you bought the first episode and then you got the rest of the game over
                                         
                                         the course of a decade but is that like a recommendation i can make right now not not as
                                         
                                         much and here's the one that i think
                                         
                                         you will agree on but i don't know the perfect perfect example of this kind of like pseudo genre
                                         
                                         is open world games where the fun part of the game is just being in the open world so it's not like
                                         
    
                                         going and climbing towers and unlocking things yeah. It's just cause to red faction.
                                         
                                         Uh,
                                         
                                         gorilla is like one of these.
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
                                         I mean,
                                         
                                         breath of the wild is one of those too.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         I think breath of the wild is,
                                         
    
                                         is definitely one of those.
                                         
                                         Um,
                                         
                                         but it's breath of the wild is a Nintendo game,
                                         
                                         so it will never cost less than it.
                                         
                                         That's true.
                                         
                                         Um,
                                         
                                         yeah,
                                         
                                         red factions,
                                         
    
                                         probably the one of those.
                                         
                                         Cause it's so old at this point
                                         
                                         that it's probably pretty cheap to buy.
                                         
                                         And I think they just re-released it on modern consoles.
                                         
                                         Remastered.
                                         
                                         Remastered, yeah, because it's set on Mars.
                                         
                                         It's funny.
                                         
                                         Ooh.
                                         
    
                                         Okay, I feel like we have a good list here.
                                         
                                         Do you have any other ones that you would want to add?
                                         
                                         No, I think this is pretty good
                                         
                                         so long
                                         
                                         as we delete edf i think we're good yeah i think i'm gonna i'm gonna delete edf and i'm gonna
                                         
                                         delete fire emblem heroes that's fine and that gets us down to that's four wait that's oh fire
                                         
                                         emblem hero stays yay wow okay i'll accept it you know what there is broke playing it please i feel
                                         
                                         bad there's an earth defense force in Red Faction Guerrilla.
                                         
    
                                         So in a way, I still kind of won.
                                         
                                         That's true.
                                         
                                         Great. Those five games are Fire Emblem Heroes,
                                         
                                         Drop 7, Fortnite, Stardew Valley, Red Faction Guerrilla, either the normal edition or the remastered edition.
                                         
                                         You can't go wrong either way.
                                         
                                         Those are our top five best bang-for-your-buck video games.
                                         
                                         way those are our top five best bang for your buck video games okay chris so we are coming now off of uh super bowl sunday are we allowed to say that super bowl we don't have to say the big game
                                         
                                         this has been a little while since the super bowl when yeah it's a couple weeks but sure at this
                                         
    
                                         point uh that you're that you're listening to this.
                                         
                                         And your team, the Chiefs, didn't quite make it this year.
                                         
                                         Came very close.
                                         
                                         Very close.
                                         
                                         But lost in the game.
                                         
                                         What is that?
                                         
                                         The AFC?
                                         
                                         NFC?
                                         
    
                                         Which division? The AFC Championship.
                                         
                                         AFC Championship.
                                         
                                         And I wanted to talk a little bit about, and I don't want to scare people away because I just want to, this has been running in my head for the last couple of years, but it is about sports.
                                         
                                         Please don't be scared.
                                         
                                         I think you might find this interesting.
                                         
                                         So when, you know, I was raised as a diehard New York Knickerbockers fan, the Knicks in the NBA.
                                         
                                         I was a Mets mets fan i continue to be
                                         
                                         uh new york giants you know i have my teams but what i've found over the years is the more i care
                                         
    
                                         about sports the more anxious and stressed out i get like if my team start doing well it makes me not super happy because it just
                                         
                                         stresses me out and kind of throws my entire life on its edge yeah um the the most recent example
                                         
                                         many of the teams that i follow are not very good but the most recent example this brings to mind
                                         
                                         is when the mets played the kansas Kansas City Royals in the World Series.
                                         
                                         And, you know, throughout that entire playoffs, I was like staying up super late to watch the games.
                                         
                                         Every pitch, my like heart rate was spiking. I was like super into it. And I'm obviously
                                         
                                         disappointed when they lost. And given the fact that almost every team except for one has that experience
                                         
                                         every single season invariably you are going to experience a lot of disappointment when watching
                                         
    
                                         sports and i guess i wanted to talk to you a little bit about whether you feel like you get
                                         
                                         the right things out of watching sports or whether you think it's uh
                                         
                                         not necessarily worth the time and and this is not to denigrate sports as an as a catalog as a group
                                         
                                         but just as a as a watching yeah a watching effort i'm curious whether you think it's
                                         
                                         yeah it's good or bad i'm glad you brought this up because i think this has a lot to do with games
                                         
                                         obviously sports or games and fandom and parasocial relationships which are becoming like
                                         
                                         much bigger things thanks to podcasts uh twitch streams youtube right uh i don't think that
                                         
                                         there's like a huge huge gulf between uh the people that we like to follow on the internet and the sports teams that we're fans of.
                                         
    
                                         So there's that.
                                         
                                         In terms of what do I get out of it,
                                         
                                         well, I think I get why you might have a problem.
                                         
                                         And my theory is that you should not be a New York sports fan.
                                         
                                         That's your problem.
                                         
                                         And it's not because New York sports fans are good or
                                         
                                         bad. It's because
                                         
                                         the expectation in New York
                                         
    
                                         City is that you're a New Yorker
                                         
                                         and you should win.
                                         
                                         I mean, not for the Mets.
                                         
                                         I know it's not for the Mets, but they're
                                         
                                         still not underdogs. They're still a New York
                                         
                                         team. That's true. They do spend
                                         
                                         a colossal amount of money.
                                         
                                         Yeah. So the
                                         
    
                                         Chiefs are like kind
                                         
                                         of in the middle of it for me of teams i i love but whether i get pleasure out of them the team
                                         
                                         that i have enjoyed the most watching and enjoy watching now and i enjoy when they succeed are
                                         
                                         the kansas city royals because the kansas city royals a bad baseball team. They won the World Series when I was born.
                                         
                                         They were basically terrible from then until they had a, you know, kind of a two-year,
                                         
                                         almost flukish run.
                                         
                                         They went to the World Series twice.
                                         
                                         They won the second time against, obviously, Fresh's Mets.
                                         
    
                                         And then they immediately went back to being awful.
                                         
                                         And I had no expectation for them to be good ever again.
                                         
                                         And when they were good, you were right you know it was it was very stressful it was all consuming for like
                                         
                                         as as the season went on i could see them doing well and as we got into the playoffs i had to
                                         
                                         watch every game but every win felt like a gift and i never i never felt entitled to anything
                                         
                                         and that's good and healthy sports fandom when it gets bad
                                         
                                         is when you like like good teams in my opinion so i have a lot of family in uh uh ohio i think
                                         
                                         we've talked about this in the toledo area and toledo is right between michigan uh ohio state
                                         
    
                                         and notre dame three Three excellent football programs.
                                         
                                         Well, varying degrees.
                                         
                                         And I'm an Ohio State fan.
                                         
                                         Being an Ohio State fan is awful.
                                         
                                         Because you just expect to win.
                                         
                                         So when you watch the regular exhibition games,
                                         
                                         you're not taking pleasure in it a whole lot.
                                         
                                         You're mostly waiting to see the desired outcome. And then if you don't get it you're like upset it's all downhill basically you're starting at 100 and
                                         
    
                                         you can only lose points at that point right right right so the season isn't super fun and now
                                         
                                         and most recently obviously the chiefs have started to do very well. We have one of the greatest pro athletes in any sport, Patrick Mahomes.
                                         
                                         And that puts us in a really funny spot.
                                         
                                         Because here we are, the Chiefs, a team that, you know, I would not small to medium market team that suddenly has a, you know, Hall of Fame coach, a Hall of Fame tight end, a Hall of Fame quarterback.
                                         
                                         And we are not the underdogs.
                                         
                                         But at the same time, like, we are not the underdogs but at the same time like we're not
                                         
                                         we're not the patriots you know we sure we haven't we don't just win win win every super bowl um so
                                         
                                         i don't know i there was a part of me if i'm being really honest when we lost this year in like the
                                         
    
                                         game before the super bowl there was a part of me that felt kind of good about it and i don't know
                                         
                                         if that's because my brain is a little broken but i was i i don't know if i like being that team i don't know if i like
                                         
                                         the idea that like oh i i now i on this thing is going to be a came that i a thing that i feel
                                         
                                         entitled to and that the national conversation will be about dynasties and how much can we win
                                         
                                         that doesn't seem i mean i know from experience experience with Ohio State that that's not fun.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         I would also add that I think, for me, the, like, best moments, best sports memories that I have are as simple as, like, going over to my buddy's place, drinking a few beers.
                                         
                                         I mean, I remember going to your apartment, and we watched the Royals.
                                         
    
                                         Well, that was not the World Series where they played the royals well that was in not the world series where
                                         
                                         they played the mets it was one of the yeah when they played the astros when they played the astros
                                         
                                         right and that was like a really fun like memorable experience that for the last two years has been
                                         
                                         sorry i played the giants that year we beat the other no don't worry about it well done uh but
                                         
                                         but for the last two years has basically been ripped out of it and i think
                                         
                                         watching sports from your house alone i mean i mean that's the only safe way to do it for the
                                         
                                         last two years but it really you definitely lose something that that's a good point and and that's
                                         
                                         actually why i've really cherished like football during all of this is because it's like,
                                         
    
                                         it gave Steffi and I something to look forward to.
                                         
                                         Like it was something to break up the week where like during the pandemic,
                                         
                                         everything felt the same.
                                         
                                         And she really loves football and like knows every player's name.
                                         
                                         And that gave us something like to look forward to and talk about.
                                         
                                         And it felt,
                                         
                                         it was like something that was happening was happening outside in the real world.
                                         
                                         We honestly watched way more football games that were not teams that we cared about.
                                         
    
                                         It was something to do and watch out, either in Texas or in California.
                                         
                                         We would just watch it outside.
                                         
                                         It gave us an excuse to be outside during the fall and winter.
                                         
                                         I almost think for people that aren't necessarily a fan of a specific team,
                                         
                                         I kind of think fantasy is the way to go, fantasy football,
                                         
                                         because it really does take a lot of the emotion out of it
                                         
                                         because you're just rooting for individuals at that point.
                                         
                                         So you can get excited when this individual player makes a big play,
                                         
    
                                         but you don't have the like legacy
                                         
                                         of like the team that I've been following for 30 years
                                         
                                         might make it to the Super Bowl.
                                         
                                         Like that's a lot of pressure.
                                         
                                         Instead it's like, oh, you might win a dumb trophy
                                         
                                         that, you know, is like a shoe box that your friends made.
                                         
                                         It's gray painted gold.
                                         
                                         I think this is why the NBA has become so popular
                                         
    
                                         because, you know,
                                         
                                         a lot of baseball
                                         
                                         and football fandom
                                         
                                         is based on like
                                         
                                         where you live
                                         
                                         and your team.
                                         
                                         While the NBA feels like
                                         
                                         it's much more player driven
                                         
    
                                         and that seems kind of natural,
                                         
                                         especially with our generation
                                         
                                         is more people
                                         
                                         live in different places
                                         
                                         than where they were born
                                         
                                         or have lived
                                         
                                         multiple different places.
                                         
                                         Learning to just love a sport because you like to watch people do really incredible things yeah um is i i think great and i i mean i i hope this can connect with people who you know
                                         
    
                                         watch streams or anything like that um because that ultimately like that's what i really like about it is i love just
                                         
                                         seeing incredible things happen and it's why i i honestly struggled to watch like any video game
                                         
                                         sports is because i used to have trouble reading it um you know when i watch a great football player
                                         
                                         a great baseball play i can tell what the hell is happening yeah and and and i would just say
                                         
                                         like to that same extent on the video game side like just like sports is like constantly examine
                                         
                                         interrogate what you're getting out of it and whether the things you're getting out of it are
                                         
                                         positive or negative are you more often than not coming away angry or upset or are you satisfied
                                         
                                         or are you getting like social engagement
                                         
    
                                         that you weren't getting previously like constantly like look inside yourself and make sure you're
                                         
                                         getting the right things you know that the same thing applies to what you're talking about in the
                                         
                                         first segment about uh you know playing a game with a power curve and not feeling like you're
                                         
                                         actually in it it's really up to you whether that's a satisfying way to spend your
                                         
                                         time or not and uh just kind of listening to yourself uh is important and i think will make
                                         
                                         you a happier person did i did i ever show you or tell you about my my what i consume spreadsheet
                                         
                                         yeah i've seen it you posted on twitter correct yeah, yeah. And what I love about that is it makes it really obvious where I'm spending my time.
                                         
                                         And the way this works for people who have not heard me talk about this is I document any media I consume.
                                         
    
                                         So this could be books, comics, games, podcasts.
                                         
                                         Now I include my learning Japanese as part of this. And I document it all in 15 minute
                                         
                                         increments in a spreadsheet. So if I put 15 minutes in, it goes in the spreadsheet under that thing,
                                         
                                         and I label the category. And then at the end of the month or the year, I can see how much time
                                         
                                         I'm spending in things both compared to other things that I do, but also just raw hours.
                                         
                                         both compared to other things that I do, but also just raw hours.
                                         
                                         And what is good about that is like what you said, it really helped me see,
                                         
                                         oh, wow, I am spending a ton of time watching football,
                                         
    
                                         or I'm spending a ton of time watching movies.
                                         
                                         And that's not necessarily bad.
                                         
                                         I might actually feel like very good about that.
                                         
                                         When I decided to start learning Japanese, it was honestly because of this.
                                         
                                         Because I looked at it and I was like, oh, you know what?
                                         
                                         I bet I could do half that amount of time in movies and put all of that towards learning Japanese in my week.
                                         
                                         And I would still feel pretty good about everything.
                                         
                                         And I don't think everybody should do that. I think that is very much just my own
                                         
    
                                         weird neuroses. But I
                                         
                                         completely agree with you
                                         
                                         of being really
                                         
                                         mindful of your time. It's an easy
                                         
                                         thing to not make time for,
                                         
                                         but you get so much from it
                                         
                                         in return if you do actually
                                         
                                         take a moment to think about it.
                                         
    
                                         Very good. What a nice little think about it. Very good.
                                         
                                         What a nice little sports topic.
                                         
                                         What a surprise.
                                         
                                         I know.
                                         
                                         Do you have any recommendations
                                         
                                         for
                                         
                                         outside of video games
                                         
                                         and sports?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         You go first. Okay. Have you heard about the rescue no okay so it's a documentary came out i think like late last year it's on disney plus and it is about the uh the cave
                                         
                                         scuba divers who saved the uh the young boys uh soccer team in thailand was that the one that
                                         
                                         elon musk got involved in briefly elon musk said he was going to fix it made a whole deal out of
                                         
                                         it and didn't do shit did not yeah and instead it was like these like just average folks from across the world who happen to have a very very specific skill set and a
                                         
                                         lack of fear basically and the documentary goes over day you know day to day over the course of
                                         
                                         i think it was like almost two weeks maybe more or less of them rescuing these kids and it's like it's a crowd pleaser that said fair warning even though it's
                                         
                                         on disney plus this is about children in like profound peril yeah um and you know they're
                                         
    
                                         the the children are in a cave system that's fully underwater and i think they're like two hours
                                         
                                         away from the entrance of underwater so like you can think of all the reasons that that could go wrong and the film
                                         
                                         enumerates them um so quite tense uh but just really cool to see a movie about
                                         
                                         this sounds so trite but like average people who are just really passionate and good at one thing and seeing them put that to use.
                                         
                                         I don't know.
                                         
                                         It really, it really got to me.
                                         
                                         And I think people will like it.
                                         
                                         I will not watch that because that sounds very stressful.
                                         
    
                                         But I'm sure it's very good.
                                         
                                         Those are the sorts of things that i'm very
                                         
                                         into and uh you know i like those docs free solo is another example of like people doing very
                                         
                                         dangerous things he doesn't have as good of a reason as these guys do but uh yeah it always
                                         
                                         stresses me out um i wanted to talk briefly about doom patrol which is a show that I think I've mentioned in the past.
                                         
                                         Doom Patrol is great.
                                         
                                         It is following in the same footsteps.
                                         
                                         You know, I've been talking a lot about Peacemaker, which is also great, another HBO Max superhero DC show.
                                         
    
                                         doing a much better job than they were a couple years ago in embracing the idea that superheroes while they can tell interesting deep stories and like character-driven stories really need to
                                         
                                         acknowledge just how ridiculous they are for it to be okay to watch because if you just lean into
                                         
                                         the like self-seriousness of it, I'm sorry. You know,
                                         
                                         the Zack Snyder stuff is not for me.
                                         
                                         I know some people like that.
                                         
                                         That's fine.
                                         
                                         But like,
                                         
                                         I can't get into that stuff,
                                         
    
                                         but the stuff I can get into.
                                         
                                         I mean,
                                         
                                         even the Marvel stuff these days for me,
                                         
                                         it's becoming so caught up in its own lore.
                                         
                                         I'm struggling.
                                         
                                         No,
                                         
                                         you're right.
                                         
                                         But I think what Doom Patrol does very well is there,
                                         
    
                                         the stakes are like not,
                                         
                                         the stakes are always small and a little bit ridiculous,
                                         
                                         but wild shit is happening in every single episode.
                                         
                                         I watched an episode last night
                                         
                                         where all of the main characters died and went to hell.
                                         
                                         And it wasn't like an end of season episode.
                                         
                                         It was just like a one-off episode.
                                         
                                         And there's another episode uh
                                         
    
                                         where the entire house is infected with sex ghosts and there's ghosts having sex all over the house
                                         
                                         and the only way to get rid of them is to call in the sex men who are like the x-Men, but they handle sex crimes like that.
                                         
                                         Like ghosts.
                                         
                                         Ghost sex crimes.
                                         
                                         Ghost sex crimes, specifically.
                                         
                                         And they're not even crimes.
                                         
                                         They're passionate.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it's a very bizarre show,
                                         
    
                                         and it brings me a lot of joy,
                                         
                                         and everyone's in it in a really big way.
                                         
                                         No one is
                                         
                                         not committing brendan frazier does uh plays a robot man who's terrific um it it's it's great
                                         
                                         and and i want more shows like this i would say of the like great superhero shows they're on right
                                         
                                         now i think peacemaker is like the top for me but doom patrol is is really terrific and um it seems more my energy yeah it is i think tonally
                                         
                                         because it does go to some very very dark places which i know you love yes um but so does peacemaker
                                         
                                         so it's it's hard to say anyway doom patrol it's great okay i'll check it out uh okay here is
                                         
    
                                         everything we talked about in this episode.
                                         
                                         Vampire Survivors is the name of that $2.99 game where you can just grind and kill vampires.
                                         
                                         We also talked about some of our favorite bang for your buck video games.
                                         
                                         Earth Defense Force sadly did not make the cut. But Fire Emblem Heroes, Drop 7, Fortnite, Stardew Valley, and Red Faction valley and red faction gorilla either edition maybe the
                                         
                                         remastered edition made it we also talked about sports baseball football basketball the olympics
                                         
                                         is happening i guess it's kind of over i don't know it's going um then i talked about the rescue
                                         
                                         which is on disney plus you talked Doom Patrol, which is on HBO Max.
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
    
                                         Right?
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
                                         And that's it.
                                         
                                         We did it.
                                         
                                         We did it.
                                         
                                         Oh, one other thing.
                                         
                                         I listened to that Finding Drago podcast.
                                         
                                         I want to tell you this.
                                         
    
                                         Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                         That was Justin's recommendation.
                                         
                                         Oh, my gosh.
                                         
                                         It's, oh, my gosh.
                                         
                                         It's a goodie. Yeah. It's a real goodie it's a very goodie
                                         
                                         yeah it's the sort of podcast i was i would listen to on a long drive so that might be coming up in
                                         
                                         my near future yeah i think that's or or if you if you enjoy taking walks around the neighborhood
                                         
                                         you know to clear clear your head that'd be nice yeah yeah i say that to you realizing that you probably get very few of those
                                         
    
                                         these days one of these days anyway that's it for the show uh i am christopher thomas plant
                                         
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