The Big Flop - Beanie Babies Go Bust with Ian Karmel and Brian Moller | 35
Episode Date: May 13, 2024When eccentric toy maker Ty Warner created a new line of floppy stuffed animals with cute names and charming poems, he unleashed pure havoc and chaos into the world. At the height of Beanie M...ania, people spent their life savings and even assaulted others to collect the rare creatures like Patti the Platypus and Ziggy the Zebra before they “retired”. When the dust settled, fortunes were lost, limbs were broken and Ty (as in, TY INC.), was left holding the big, floppy bag. Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) and Brian Moller (B Mo the Prince) join Misha to relive the Beanie Baby bubble,Follow The Big Flop on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to The Big Flop early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Frances and Harold Mountain just want their divorce over and done with. Four grueling months of
bitter disputes, weeks of going back and forth about assets. They just have one issue they
can't seem to settle. Who gets the babies? No, not the children. The Beanie Babies. It's 1999 and society has lost its collective mind over these
pellet-stuffed toys. Francis and Harold have grown emotionally attached to their dozens of
beanies worth somewhere between $2,000 and $5,000, depending on the volatile collector's market, but you wouldn't understand.
The divorce decree was simple.
It said the ex-couple had to divide their collection equally.
And they can't.
Francis has refused to cough them up, so Harold has filed a motion to get his share. The Mountain Family has made a mountain
out of a pile of playthings.
And Judge Gerald Hardcastle can hardly believe
he's going to have to take the court's precious time
to figure this out.
They really need a bailiff and a guy in a robe
in the room for this?
Okay.
Hardcastle's ordered Francis to haul in all of the beanies,
spread them out onto the dirty courtroom floor,
and for her and Harold to squat down
and each claim a beanie until no more remain.
It's impossible to figure out which part of this
is the most embarrassing.
But at least now, if the beanies don't appreciate over time, their shame sure will.
Small, understuffed plush beanbag dolls called Beanie Babies.
They sell for about $6.
Do you know if that retires, that bear alone will cover the price of everything?
Ty Warner had to take the Ty Hart off of shipping boxes
because they would assault UPS drivers.
I, Incorporated, announced that it's over.
Beanie Babies are dead.
Millennium, no more Beanie Babies.
We are on a sinking ship.
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On our show today, we have a comedian, a writer, a podcaster.
He's the host of the amazing podcast All Fantasy Everything.
It's Ian Carmel. Welcome to the show. Thank you, Maisha. So happy to be here.
We also have an actor, a writer and comedian who you may know as Beemo the Prince on TikTok.
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So I don't have to tell anybody here that the 90s were a golden age for kids, specifically kids' toys.
I mean, there were Tamagotchis, Pogs, Power Rangers.
I personally was a black market gigapet trader myself.
Yes, gigapets.
But there was only one that caused mass hysteria, financial blunders, robberies or rabies
if you're into the Beanie Babies slang, and shootings.
Question, did either of you get into Beanie Babies?
My little sister, I watched her get like super into them
and she got them for everything, like good grades
as a reward, bad grades because she was feeling bad
about herself.
Going to the dentist you would get like beanie babies because you could get them like they were
fairly inexpensive you know and so my mother would use them for like any anything that popped
up and she had them lined up all around her room like a gallery piece basically.
So I had a few I didn't know it was like a phenomenon. And literally, maybe a year ago or two years ago,
when we were clearing out my mom's old house
where I grew up, we found a massive tub
full of Beanie Babies.
And I was like, oh, we're loaded.
We're gonna make so much.
Guys, this is it.
We've done it.
We've cracked the code.
But now it's still in my basement.
Mm-hmm.
Before we unbox how the world lost its collective mind
over adorable, posable stuffies,
let's meet the beanie daddy.
Ty Warner, now a mysterious, elusive billionaire,
is born in 1944 to a homemaker
and a jeweler turned toy salesman in suburban
Chicago. In college, Warner discovers his passion, acting. But he's not good. He's
overly theatrical, unlike myself. One critic for the school paper writes that Warner's dramatic acting style is to be praised
for his near and sometimes completely successful acting.
And also, his voice was a bit tiring.
My voice is kind of tiring over the course of an entire play.
So I can actually sort of relate to him on that.
My voice sounds like if a trumpet could be Jewish.
So I totally get what they're coming up with. That's right.
Alas, Warner's days as a college thespian are brief.
He can no longer afford the tuition,
so he moves to Hollywood to be an actor.
But after five years of busing tables
and selling cameras and encyclopedias door to door
to make ends meet,
Warner still hasn't gotten his big break.
So he returns to Chicago, where his dad helps him get a job
with a stuffed animal company called Dakin Toys.
Warner starts out as a sales representative
for Dakin in Ohio, a role that actually suits him
pretty well, it allows him to embrace his theatrical side.
What does that look like? You ask.
Well, he arrives to sales meetings in a white Rolls Royce wearing a top hat, fur coat and a cane.
So what would you think if a guy showed up looking like that to sell you stuffed animals?
I'm definitely listening. Yeah.
I'm like, you know what? This story needs to be told. Whatever this is about to be, I need to know what it is. This needs to
be told. If Deacon Willy Wonka is rolling up to my house, I'm not shutting the door.
He's like, please come in. I need to at least hear more of your backstory. I
mean, apparently though, the Royce and the Look works. Warner knows full well that
his eccentricity
helps him sell toys.
And as Dakin grows, Warner becomes
their highest paid employee, even outearning the CEO.
Warner then meets a woman named Catherine Zimmy.
The two become professional partners and more.
And according to Zimmy, they become life partners,
although they never marry, and the importance
of that will become clear a little later on.
In 1980, after a full decade of being Deakin's top dog, a Deakin executive claims Warner
gets fired and that he's been undercutting the company by selling his own knockoffs to
Deakin's clients during his sales meetings.
As you do.
As one does.
And after that little whoopsie, Warner flees to Italy for three years to live la dolce
vita.
So while there, he comes across these life-like toy cats and gets an idea.
Warner starts envisioning his own version of the cats. They would look
similar but be understuffed with plastic pellets, giving them a floppy look.
To his credit, there aren't a ton of great stuffed cats.
No.
Without under stuffing it with pellets, it's hard to get that sort of floppy nature of a
cat. Like a dog is rigid. You know, you can overstuff a dog, but a cat is all just like, it's like a pile of wet spaghetti. So he's onto something there,
even if it's crazy.
I mean, it also doesn't hurt that under stuffing them makes them cheaper to produce.
And he can sell them for less than other stuffed animals. So with this idea, in 1986, Warner
starts a company called Ty Inc.
Ty Inc. is a very small company at first.
So what does Warner do?
He dates his employees.
Of course.
Like Patricia Patty Roche, who helps Warner with trade shows.
Terrible boundaries aside, Ty Inc. is on the toy scene
and they introduced their first line
of semi-stuffed toy cats. At trade
shows, Warner pretends to groom the stuffed cats. He blow-dries them, even tweezers the
hairs around their plastic eyes. But the crowd eats it up. And the cats are a huge hit. At
one trade show in Atlanta, Warner sells $30,000 worth of cats in one hour.
What?! Imagine being that easily impressed.
What a life to live.
Man.
Things are going well.
And in 1993, he debuts an offshoot of his floppy cats, miniature slumpy stuffies
called Beanie Babies.
There are only a handful of types,
including Patty the Platypus,
who some claim was named after Warner's friend
with benefits, Patricia Roche.
Platypus is not what you want to be named after, by the way.
That's not like...
Oh, that's the last one!
Babe, don't worry, don't worry,
I'm gonna name one after you, the Platypus.
That's not...
That's not peak romance.
So, the Beanie Babies premiere at the World Toy Fair
in New York City, and they're met with a big meh.
Beanie Babies don't really take off until Warner
and company make two big innovations.
Do you have any idea what ends up setting Beanie Babies apart
from other stuffed animals?
Scarcity.
Yes, Ian.
That's exactly right.
So at a trade show in Atlanta,
Warner overhears one of his sales reps say
that a beanie has been, quote, retired
instead of, quote, discontinued.
Oh.
Warner loves this language.
If he frames less popular beanies this way,
he can make it sound like
they're a collector's item and give them this feeling of scarcity.
Oh, I already feel cheated.
Yeah. And Warner decides not to sell beanie babies at popular retailers like Walmart or Toys R Us.
He favors small and independent businesses, especially gift shops.
Like, where do you remember them being sold?
I never saw one at any place of value.
Like, it was always in like sneaky little boutique kind of spots.
This son of a gun. What a hustler.
Yeah, they always ended up having a big Thai heart sign like in their window to
let you know that like this is where you can get them.
And then they also sold like little candles and like picture frames
Yeah, and greeting cards like maybe Hallmark. I don't know
That's where my sister would always get them was at the hallmark in the mall
Also, the stores that do sell them can only offer some of the beanie babies
So nobody can get the entire collection in one place
So when people spot a toy, they're not sure if they'll see it again.
Oh, man.
That's savvy. So what do you think about this strategy? Would this work on you as a consumer?
You know, I'd love to say no.
I would love to say no, but I've seen how I act in a Target or anywhere with adult money.
Like, smash cut to me in my living room with my wife, like, babe, no, listen, they had
three left and this is the only place globally that it's sold.
Think about the resale of it.
God.
That second idea comes from Alina Trivedi, one of the company's first employees, who was
something of a computer
whiz. She pitches an idea to Warner that is going to change everything. Brace yourself
because it's a website.
Yeah. At the time, in 1995, only about 14% of adults in the US had access to the internet.
Sensing an opportunity, Lena takes about a week to build a Beanie Babies website.
You could buy the toys directly off of the site, but it was more.
It became a hub for fans and a treasure trove of extra intel.
An online catalog of each of the different Beanie Babies, their
birthdays and news about upcoming releases, was on this website. Some sources cite this
as the first business to consumer sales site on the internet. According to Lina, many people
bought their first computers just to use the website and figure out which Beanie Babies
are available and where. Wild.
Let's take a look at the early version of the site.
I think my laptop got a virus just from looking at this.
It's got Lisa Frank aesthetics to it.
Yeah, in classic Comic Sans.
How do we let people know we're having fun? There's six
fonts currently, so let's go with that one.
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It's Easter of 1995. With the help of Lena Seidt, the Beanie Babies craze is underway and sales start to skyrocket.
In fact, demand is so high around the holiday
that Thai Ink needs to import three 737s
full of Beanie Babies from Korea.
What?
This is bananas.
Stop.
Are they in the seats, like seatbelted and everything?
Like how do they transport them?
First class tickets, yeah.
Have to be, it'd be disrespectful for them to fly any other way.
Right.
They're just flopped over.
Drink?
No.
No, nothing for you.
Champagne?
Water?
No.
OK.
By the end of the year, warehouses
are receiving 15,000 orders daily.
Thai Ink's estimated sales for the year are about $28 million.
And what does anyone do once they get that kind of money?
You trick out your house.
Yeah.
Which, for Warner, means another opportunity to mix business with pleasure.
In the early 90s, Warner starts dating Faith McGowan, who's hired to design the lighting
in Ty's new house.
By the time the house is finished, Ty asks Faith and her two daughters to move in with
him.
Oh, and two daughters.
Oof.
I know.
Would it be cool if your mom started dating a rich eccentric toy maker?
Yes.
Yeah.
Sure would.
My mother had an affair with Jeffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us during the late 1990s.
And let me tell you, it's not all that's cracked up today.
It was pretty dark at times. Long neck, short temper. That's what I'll tell you, it's not all that's cracked up today. It was pretty dark at times. Let me tell you.
Long neck, short temper.
That's what I'll tell you about Jeffrey the giraffe.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Back to the Beanie Babies, why we're really here.
What distinguishing feature have we touched on
but not talked about?
They all had a name and a birth date for whatever reason.
Then you found one with a birthday near you and you were like, oh, we're spirit
animals, literally, me and this beanie.
There was storytelling in there, right?
Didn't each of them have like a little description too so you could get like emotionally attached
to them via their tag?
Which many people then put in little like a tag protector so they didn't get bent.
Guess whose idea that was?
Lena again.
She writes herself 138 poems for the Beanie Babies tags.
She wrote them herself?
She wrote them herself.
Let's take a look at one.
So I'm gonna need one of you to do something easy
and one of you to do something hard.
Who wants what?
I'll do something hard.
Love that for you.
Brian, could you read the poem for Stripes the Tiger?
Oh, Stripes was never fierce nor strong.
So with tigers, he didn't get along.
Jungle life was hard getting by.
So he came to his friends at Ty.
You know, back in the day, like I thought this was American literature.
Like mind blowing poems and just reading that I was like, I thought this was American literature. Yeah. Like, mind-blowing poems.
And just reading that, I was like, oh, they were just poems.
These words rhymed.
That's okay.
Well, Ian, imagine you are Lena for a minute.
Take a look at this ghost named Spooky.
Could you please write a poem for Spooky and make it snappy?
These things are selling fast.
Okay, yeah.
It's scary out this time of year, even if your heart is full of cheer.
And of his ribbon he'd love to boast.
The only thing spooky is that he's a ghost.
Oh, banger.
Yeah. Bars.
Bars.
Well, you might have a future at Thai Ink. Bars. Bars. Bars. Bars. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you might have a future at Thai Ink.
I hope so because the television industry is collapsing
and I can honestly use parachute.
So these things, they are selling fast
and there is a massive secondary market on eBay.
For example, Batty the Bat was worth $9,500.
Fleece the lamb goes for 20K.
And our friend, Spooky the ghost, $33,000
or about as much as a luxury car back then.
Man.
Yeah.
What could possibly make you spend $33,000 on a beanie baby?
I would need those beans to be like,
what's that story of the Jack and the Beans stock?
I would need them to be magic beans in there.
I need more than just a ghost in a cute poem.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, the poem would have to be a screenplay
that I could then turn into a motion picture.
Yeah.
By 1997, full blown beanie Mania takes hold of America.
Newsletters, pricing guides, and fan tributes bubble up across America.
So let's take a listen to one fan named Janine Tuartis talk about her contribution to Beanie
Baby culture in the HBO Max documentary, Beanie Mania.
I wrote a song, it's a beanie wrap.
People told me it's catchy.
Oh yeah.
Let me tell you story about a tiny tie.
Since he created these beans that make me hot.
Little beans in their bodies and cute little faces.
And addicted to them.
But to all kinds of places.
Beanie wrap. It's a beanie wrap, it's a beanie wrap.
It's a beanie wrap.
I'm all tied up.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
The length of the pause before someone said,
catchy, must have been extraordinary.
Like, what do you think?
It's...
catchy.
Catchy?
Catchy!
Catchy!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I need that exact rap dubbed over the clip of 8 Mile.
Yeah!
Just the whole situation.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's bean!
And you see the crowd, yes, yes!
It's bean-y rap!
It's bean! Yeah! Love it. And you see the crowd, yes, yes, it's Beanie Rap.
Love it.
So in May of 1997, Beanie Collectors spend $500 million on eBay auctions for Beanie Babies.
That's half a billion dollars in one month.
In one month? In May of 1997, $500 million on eBay.
Oh, boy.
And Warner loves pulling the strings.
When he announces the retirement of Kiwi the Toucan,
eBay traffic jumps 3,500%.
What?
Right.
This was a craze.
Like, people are buying everything on there,
and that alone, that one. My God.
Yeah. That amount of power. Wow.
So, I mean, collectors get careless as they stampede into stores and trample or injure small children.
At a beanie swap in Guilford, Connecticut, one little girl gets a bloody leg after a shopper crashes into her, rushing towards a beanie
tent. Ian, could you please read this quote from another Connecticut parent?
Yeah.
During several beanie baby quests, my son was trampled by a herd of women racing to
the shelves to capture an endangered animal. The last Ziggy the Zebra, perhaps. And I have
witnessed younger children, near tears, leaving shops empty-handed,
while someone else's grandma carried home a bag bulging with her latest beanie bounty.
So I had a Ziggy the Zebra? I think my mother must have been in that story. She must have been one of
the ones trampling people. Now I know. Yeah. Wow. And I was thinking when I read that, I was like,
back in the day, remember Black Friday
was a thing?
Like people were going crazy over Furbies?
Yes.
The Furby craze?
Tickle Me Elmo?
Yeah.
You know, this was kind of par for the course back then, but a responsible CEO might try
and cool things down a bit, but Warner seems to be doing everything he can to stoke the
mania.
Big surprise from a guy in a top hat and a rose.
Yeah, raking in billions.
Sitting in a throne made out of the bones of children who died in the Black Friday Trample.
Oh yes, more chaos, please.
Retire the Toucan!
But sir!
Retire the Toucan!
Retire the Toucan! But sir!
Retire the Toucan!
So, think back to 1997.
Is there any event that you could try
and exploit for maximum exposure?
Being on Friends or Seinfeld,
I guess what was that like, must-see TV era?
Little darker than that.
It's a little darker.
Oh, I know where you're going.
Yeah. In October 1997, TIE Inc.
announces that in the honor of the recently deceased Princess Diana,
they will release a commemorative purple beanie bear called Princess.
Which I have.
So which we all still were like, gonna get it.
Guilty as charged. So while Warner announces
that the proceeds will go to Princess Diana's foundation, the bears instantly become a collector's
item. They're supposed to be sold for about $7, but some places gouge customers, charging
anywhere from $25 to $350 for Princess.
Many people are convinced that this bear
is going to be worth a fortune someday.
So how do you feel about people's reactions
to Beanie Babies at this point?
It's a little over the top.
They were kind of like NFTs of their time, right?
Where it was like crazy.
You know, they saw other people getting rich off Beanie Baby,
selling them for, you know, $30,000 or whatever,
and they're like, I don't want to get left out.
Let's go into the moon, as it were, you know?
So I guess I understand that sort of like
economic insecurity aspect of it.
This was that GameStop moment.
This is crazy.
So by this point, the Beanie craze is spawning actual crime.
People smuggle beanies over the border from Canada.
A McDonald's employee steals $6,000 in teeny beanies and goes to prison.
Imagine what are you in for?
Like imagine.
Contraband.
No further questions.
He said no further questions.
He said no further questions.
There was a store clerk in LA robbed at gunpoint
for 40 beanie bears.
Whoa.
A former coworker shoots a man who's borrowed $150
worth of beanies to start a beanie trading company.
And this may not be a literal crime, but folks invest criminal amounts of money in beanies
in hopes that they can buy expensive cars with them or even pay for their kids' education.
Good luck with that.
By 1998, 65% of American homes have at least one beanie baby. And Ty Inc. has set a toy industry record
with sales of more than $1.4 billion.
Wow, oh boy.
Yeah, that tracks.
Yeah.
$6 at a time too, you know?
Yeah. That's wild.
Yeah, that's the crazy part.
Yeah. Like that's the part you can't forget.
That's six bucks to get that much money.
Yeah.
Ooh.
So did anyone get, I don't know, super rich off of this?
You bet.
Warner himself is swimming in wealth and he wants people to know it.
When Forbes leaves him off of the 1998 wealthiest Americans who make lots of money
list, it pisses him off.
Americans who make lots of money list, it pisses him off. He buys a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal to let everyone know that Ty Inc.
made $700 million the previous year, more than Hasbro and Mattel combined.
The next year, in 1999, Forbes lists Warner with an estimated net worth of $4 billion.
Wow.
So while Warner is raking in absolute scumbag levels of cash, not everyone else is.
Remember Lena, the creator of the website and the tag with the poems?
Oh no.
How much do you think she's getting paid? Well, I'm willing to bet she's not diving into money like Scrooge McDuck over there,
so...
12.50 an hour.
Shut the f—
Whoa!
I was gonna say like a hundred grand a year, and even that would have been not enough.
12.50 an hour?
Yeah, not even salaried.
I made that much cuttin' deli meat for a grocery store.
Like, that's, what?
Yeah, she asks the Thai Ink board for a raise
and is denied she quits.
Right move, correct move.
Correct move, and she probably got out at the right time
because things are about to go south for Thai.
Here we go.
Three months before that year's big Christmas shopping season,
without warning,
Warner announces that all beanies will be retired.
Dun, dun, dun!
Oh.
On December 31, 1999, Warner promised he would end all beanies, and his last beanie would even be called the end.
That's aggressive.
Let's listen to a news clip.
So is it official? That's aggressive. Let's listen to a news clip. So, is it official?
It's official.
Shop owner Joe Diamond had to post the news.
Beanie Babies are dead.
It's over at December 31st.
Millennium.
No more Beanie Babies.
No, no more Quackers the Duck or Pinky the Flamingo.
The company says every last one will be retired.
Wow.
Uh, that's a choice.
Yeah, what do you think's going on here?
Why would Ty Inc. stop making Beanie Babies?
Maybe he doubled down thinking that, you know, the world's gonna end.
Yeah.
Y2K.
At this point, it's the new millennium, so I guess we'll just end it now.
Millennium death cult.
That could be the only answer.
The only answer.
That's it.
Well, it turns out it's actually just another marketing stunt to drive up interest and demand.
But the stunt had the opposite effect. Collectors go nuts and try to sell off their inventories
as fast as possible. Beanie Babies had lost their shine to new collectibles like Pokemon,
and this was seen as a sign the aftermarket was crashing. So whether he realized his mistake or had planned this
all along, Warner announces a kind of take-see-back-sees on Christmas Eve. He creates a poll asking
fans to make the decision on whether Beanie Babies would live or die, and in the ultimate money-grubbing move, Ty Inc. makes people pay money to vote.
Oh, this guy.
Like early American Idol rules, right?
Where you had to pay like 25 cents a vote kind of thing.
Yeah. And is there a more self-selecting group of voters in the world?
Like, who is going to pay to vote no?
Yeah, that's true. That is...
Just haters? You're like, enjoy this money. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That is just haters.
You're like, enjoy this money.
No, I hate beanies.
I want to see the beans die.
So, of course, the vote comes in for Warner to keep making beanies.
But the craze has clearly passed, which is terrible news for people who've
invested heavily in beanies.
Janine Marin-Twartis, the woman who writes the beanie rap and happens to be a former
cryptological technician for the FBI, goes bankrupt. Racking up credit card debt to support
what she calls an addiction. There's one dad, Chris Robinson, buys hundreds of beanies for his five kids
and loses $100,000 that could have been spent on,
I don't know, college tuition.
Yeah.
And then there's a couple that needed a judge
to divide up their beanie hoard in a bitter divorce battle.
They've squandered the court's time
and haven't gained a cent.
I'm that petty, though.
Yeah. I am that petty though. Yeah.
I am that petty.
I'd be like, no, no, I get Ziggy.
My mother trampled children for this.
Give me it.
There was a hundred percent scotch in that judge's coffee mug during that trial.
Just like.
Just take what you want.
So while the value of Warner's precious beanies are tanking, Warner goes on a spending
spree.
He buys the Four Seasons Hotel NYC for $275 million, plus a compound in Montecito, California
for $200 million, a nearby country club, a ranch, another Four Seasons Hotel in Santa
Barbara, and whatever else he could find.
By 2002, he is worth $6 billion.
Oh, man.
2002 is also the year when Warner finally proposes to longtime partner Catherine Zimmy.
But I have to add a big allegedly here, and again, you'll find out why soon.
I have to add a big allegedly here and again, you'll find out why soon. By the 2000s, beanies are cratering in popularity.
In 2009, Thai Ink makes an attempt at recapturing the magic by releasing beanie boobs, which
are like fluffier beanie babies with bigger eyes.
Let's look at a photo.
Yeah, my niece had a few of those.
She used to ask for them for Christmas or whatever,
and I was like, these things are creepy.
From Hallmark to any CVS you walk into.
Literally every CVS.
Every single one, just a stack of them.
Just with the big beady eyes staring you down
once you walk through the sliding doors.
They're hoping your flu is bad enough that you will accidentally buy one.
That's the entire business model.
Yeah.
So, this may come as a shock to you, but nobody wants to buy these abominations like they
did the original beanies.
I have to give a shout out to flop legend, the Great Recession, because she and COVID
are neck and neck for who's contributed to the most flops in human history, honey.
So, yeah, the financial crash erases half of Warner's wealth.
But he's got another problem.
Turns out, Warner has a naughty little secret that is going to
cause problems for him.
Do you have any idea what a super wealthy man might be in trouble with?
Big Pokemon card collection.
He's just blown all of his money collecting Pokemon.
What a turn that would be.
What a turn that would be.
Well, we're talking a secret Swiss bank account.
The financial crash spurs the IRS and the DOJ to find money that's been hidden around the world. And Warner has made millions in interest over this undisclosed
account. So he's in big trouble.
disclosed account. So he's in big trouble.
Whoopsies.
In October of 2014, Warner pleads guilty to tax evasion and hiding over $20 million from the government. Warner is ordered to pay $80 million in taxes and penalties and to do 500 hours of
community service. To work off his time, Warner helps fabricate mascot costumes for high
schools in the Chicagoland area.
Oh, the degree to which this story is screaming for a musical on Broadway is
like off the charts.
It's perfect.
The sad song where he's like sewing, you know, like a gorilla head or whatever.
Like the sad song where he's like sewing, you know, like a gorilla head or whatever. Well, there's one final embarrassment for Warner.
Remember all the weird caveats about his relationship with Catherine Zimmy, his life partner?
Well, in 2021, Zimmy files a lawsuit against Warner for half of their Montecito estate.
Zimmy says she's aided Warner throughout his career
without receiving her fair share.
Zimmy also says the relationship has been abusive,
alleging that Warner physically threatened her
in the Four Seasons Hotel,
scolded her for using a cane,
allegedly hid the cane so she couldn't use it and even stole her identity
to obscure some of his assets.
The nerve of this man who had a cane and a top hat
and a coat when he didn't need it,
only to sell toys to scold someone
who medically needs a cane?
She also alleges that she had to flee their home in 2020.
Now we have to add a huge asterisk to this though,
because Warner's lawyers deny Zimmy's accusations
and the lawsuit is quickly settled
without Warner admitting any wrongdoing.
So he's innocent, of course.
Naturally.
Yeah.
So let's do a little, where are they now?
Since the financial crash and Warner's indictment, we haven't seen a lot of Ty Inc.
There was a recent film, The Beanie Bubble, loosely based on fact, and starring Zach Galifianakis
as Ty Warner.
But the movie was largely overshadowed by another toy-based movie that came out last
summer.
You might have outsold Mattel back in the day, but not today.
Ty Warner is still the CEO of Ty Inc. and that's about all we know.
He is very secretive.
Ty Inc. HQ doesn't even have a sign out front.
All of a sudden they find out about your Swiss bank account.
That's a big humble pie, isn't it? Q doesn't even have a sign out front. All of a sudden they find out about your Swiss bank account.
That's a big humble pie, isn't it?
Oh, please respect my privacy.
Lena Trevady, the web designer slash poet who gave the beanies their birthdays,
hit a rough spot after leaving Thai, serving jail time and even experiencing homelessness. But now she is a tech entrepreneur
working with an AI startup.
Hell yeah.
She describes her time at Ty Inc.
like a whirlwind romance
and seems grateful to have been quote,
at the right place at the right time.
By the way, ty.com recently announced
its line of 30th anniversary commemorative beanies
that look like the originals.
And you can't buy them on the website, only at Select Retailers.
So it's time.
Get out your beanie guides.
These are going to be a great investment.
I can tell.
Yeah.
It's coming back.
Well, they do say if you don't learn from history, it will repeat itself.
Yeah.
And we are back.
But you know what?
I looked up.
They are still really trying to sell some of these Beanie Babies
for five figures on eBay to this day.
That's bananas.
But most of them are ones that have an error on the tag.
So there really are only a couple out there.
Well, here on the Big Flop, we do like to try to end on a high note.
So is there any silver lining that you can muster up
from Ty Warner and Ty Hink?
You know, even if your beanie baby isn't being played with
and it's just in some corner of your basement,
that's basically like a beanbag chair
for the rats that live down there.
So at least somebody is getting something out of this.
There it is.
There it is.
I have all my beanies,
which means I have all those memories.
And that's just about it. That's all they're worth, and that's all I've got.
You know, I was thinking, like, I don't know how many times we need bubbles to burst
to say we've learned our lesson about overvaluing collectibles.
I mean, at this point, nobody would pour tens of thousand dollars into something as ridiculous
as, say, I don't know, digital images of bored monkeys.
Right? So now that you both know about Beanie Babies,
would you consider this a Beanie Baby flop,
an oversized Beanie flop, or a mega Beanie Boo flop?
Is D all of the above an option?
I think this dude is still rich, right?
I mean, he's still rich,
even though he got in legal trouble. I think it's just kind of a mini baby flop. Yeah, I mean, the company is still rich, right? I mean, he's still rich, even though he got in legal trouble.
I think it's just kind of a mini baby flop.
Yeah, I mean, the company's still around,
still making money.
The company's still around.
It had its moment, you know what I mean?
It served its purpose.
What toy has stayed hot forever?
Pretty much just the aforementioned Barbie,
and then I guess Lego, right?
But those are almost more genres of toy.
And even though they're not, like, selling
and, like, the boom that happened, and I've
got a whole bin downstairs and they're not going anywhere.
Well, thank you so much to our fun filled guests, Ian Carmel and Brian Mahler, for
joining us here on The Big Flop.
And thanks to all of you for listening.
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