The Big Flop - Listen Now: 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast
Episode Date: November 25, 2024Cuddly as a cactus and charming as an eel, Whoville's favorite talk show host is back on the mic! The Grinch may hate the holidays, but he loves his new celebrity status as a chart-topping po...dcaster. With Cindy Lou and Max by his side, join The Grinch each week as he stubbornly refuses the joys of the season, cozies up to his celebrity guests — and investigates a brand-new mystery that puts him right at the center of another dastardly Christmas caper. All the children of Whoville's letters to Santa have gone missing, and Grinch is Suspect No. 1. Follow along at the end of each episode to help Grinch and his crew solve this WHO-dunnit in time for Christmas! Plus, tune into Wondery+ as Cindy Lou and Max take the case into their own hands! Starring SNL's James Austin Johnson as the iconic green grump, and featuring famous faces the whole family will love, 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast might just grow your heart three sizes this winter season.For even more cheer, subscribe to Wondery+ to join Cindy Lou and Max the Dog as they take the case of the missing letters into their own hands!Follow 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. Unlock Cindy Lou and Max’s exclusive Christmas mystery investigation and listen to every episode ad-free by joining Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Spotify, Apple Podcasts or by visiting Wondery.fm/Grinch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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The Grinch is back again to ruin your Christmas season
with Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast.
After last year, he's learned a thing or two about hosting
and he's ready to rant against Christmas cheer
and roast his celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire.
You can listen with the whole family
as guest stars like Jon Hamm, Brittany Broski,
and Danny DeVito
try to persuade the mean old Grinch
that there's a lot to love
about the insufferable holiday season.
But that's not all.
Somebody stole all the children of Whoville's letters
to Santa and everybody thinks the Grinch is responsible.
It's a real Whoville whodunit. Can Cindy Lou and Max help clear the Grinch is responsible. It's a real who-ville, who-done-it.
Can Cindy Lou and Max help clear the Grinch's name?
Grab your hot cocoa and cozy slippers to find out.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome John Half.
Hi, thanks for having me. Wow, this is great. Do I call you just Grinch? Do you have a first name?
Oh, Grinch is fine. Grinch is good.
OK, some people call me G.
No one really calls me G, but I'd like it if you did.
Can I call you Hamster?
You can call me Hamster.
That's not the first time I've heard that.
But you know what, I think I'll call you G.
We're kinda like a morning shock jock thing now.
I see.
It's 107.7.
It's G-Man and the Hamster.
Say what?
We need a little.
You know that kinda thing.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. All right, hey everybody, it's G-Man here. Hamster. Say what? We need a little You know that kind of thing. Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh.
All right, hey everybody, it's G-Man here.
We're gonna be setting up a tent at an event
that no one would ever wanna come to.
So come see us at the tent.
G-Fest.
At the G-Fest.
Now, Hamster, you look great as always, but uh.
Thanks, pal.
Am I great?
I mean, you kinda look like one of those dudes
who makes pickleball their entire personality.
I see.
Well, that feels like a dig.
It's because it is, hon.
Okay.
Is that how you stay so fit?
Are you a pickleballer?
I'm not a pickleballer.
I do play a little tennis.
Maybe that's it.
I like to get out in the fresh air.
And you know, especially I live in California.
Oh!
So it's nice 10 months out of the year here.
California, the Sunshine State.
The Sunshine State, yeah.
Bean Town.
I mean, you were around some beautiful production design on the set of Mad Men.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's really hard to source mid-century modern Nordic furniture up here.
I get it.
Okay, so no pickleball.
No.
Speaking of Mad Men, not sure how I wasn't cast in a show with a title like that, but
okay.
Well, it wasn't about people that are angry so much. It was, they were more kind of crazy.
You know, they were advertising and it was on Madison Avenue.
That was the, that was the genesis of the name.
So I think maybe it wasn't necessarily
about just angry folks.
You would have been great in that show
if it was about angry folks.
Right, I think that that's really the show
that they should have done.
You know, it's about angry guys and I'm, and I'm looking snappy in my suit.
And I'm going, I'm sad, but I have everything.
You would have looked great in the period costumes,
I gotta say.
I could see you in a skinny tie.
That would have been a good look for you.
And then someone runs over my foot with a lawnmower,
except if you ran over my foot with a lawnmower, I mean, that's the end for that lawnmower except if you ran over my foot with a lawnmower I mean
that's the end for that lawnmower I'm gonna be fine but this green fur foot
situation I mean that times a million. Fair enough again the show would have
been radically different how'd you been in it but I probably would have watched.
Yeah and you're an antihero on that right? Little bit then in kind of the
Taylor Swift way. Yeah I mean how about just regular hero huh? Are you gonna be
antihero? Why not gonna be anti-hero?
Why not just be a good guy 100%?
That's an interesting question for you to ask.
You know, I think that we look at your place
in the literary canon, you wonder why so angry.
Why not turn that frown upside down, you know?
I feel like when last we saw you,
that heart was growing real big and-
Okay, don't bring it up, hon.
That was a nice shift.
I just think everybody's cramping my style
with those anti-heroes. I am the OG.
You bring up a good point.
I am the OG anti-hero.
OG, yes, for sure.
I'm the OG.
For sure.
And...
G to the OG.
If you're trying to play anti-heroes,
why don't you play me in a movie?
You know, I think Jim Carrey really ruined it for everybody,
I gotta say.
He bodied. He ate.
Did you sign off on that, by the way?
You know what?
I wasn't involved in the casting of that
because the last time they were asking me
who should play me, I was really riding hard
for Wallace Shawn.
Fair enough, I would've liked to have seen that.
My dinner with G.
Yeah, some people say inconceivable,
I say very conceivable.
Quite conceivable, I'm with it.
Talk about eating it up, no crumbs.
Well, I think you'd eat it up no crumbs as the Grinch.
I really think you'd make a great Grinch.
Well, let's make it happen.
Yeah, do you want the part?
I mean, you'd have to do it for free.
You'd have to live in a cave.
And you'd have to feed Max twice a day and pay my bills.
Are you interested?
I'm going to say yes, a qualified yes.
Now, speaking of Max, I think that's really,
truly the hard part is dealing with Max.
I don't want to blow up his spot, but Max is a huge fan.
He's a hamstand.
He clearly has a thing for complex characters with dark undertones.
Seriously, around the cave we call him Dog Draper.
Anything you want to say to Max?
Well, first of all, I love all dogs.
I have a dog here at home named Murphy, and I think Murphy and Max would probably get
along really well.
Oh, Murphy.
You like that, Max? You want to meet Murphy?
It's tail's wagging I can see.
Well it's tail's wagging because he loves life and he's uh well he's kind of a moron.
Well he's meeting one of his heroes.
It's true well he was sort of more on Heisenberg's side during that whole era.
Well that's fine there's you know there's room for both of us here.
Yeah he was a Breaking Bad guy.
We were parallel tracks for sure I get it. Uh-huh he doesn't really understand the show he thought Jesse was room for both of us here. Yeah, he was a Breaking Bad guy We were parallel tracks for sure. I get it. Uh-huh. He doesn't really understand the show
He thought Jesse was making a lot of good decisions
And he was rooting for the guys and I was like Max you gotta stop rooting for these guys
Well, I think he probably understands the role of a good number two, you know what I mean?
And he understands that right? So yeah, this guy loves number twos. Let me tell you. It reeks in here.
You have what they call in Hollywood,
they call it range.
Right?
Comedy, drama, and then all the way back to comedy,
and then drama again.
Sometimes dramedy.
I got my start in dramedy.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
A lot of people don't know that,
but one of my first parts was on Ally McBeal,
the classic dramedy.
Ally McBeal, you know,
I haven't spoken to that dancing baby in so long.
We ran into each other at an admirals club.
He's got to be like 35 now.
Yeah.
But you know what?
Probably.
I guarantee you this.
Still dancing.
Oh, he's still dancing.
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