The Big Picture - The 1996 Movie Draft
Episode Date: October 8, 2024We are drafting again! And Amanda is back! She and Sean are joined by Chris Ryan to pick their faves and foil their pals in a draft of the movies from 1996. Hosts: Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins G...uest: Chris Ryan Senior Producer: Bobby Wagner Video Producer: Jack Sanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm Sean Fennessey.
I'm Amanda Dobbins.
And this is The Big Picture, a conversation show about 1996.
We are drafting again.
Chris Ryan's here.
Hi, Chris.
What's up, guys?
We are recording from the past into the future.
Okay, so what day is it in the world of this podcast?
Yeah, because I just made a bunch of yen jokes for a future episode of The Watch that haven't aged well.
I think it's going to be October when this episode airs.
You're kidding me.
Early October.
Wow.
Okay.
Should we do like a time
capsule for ourselves and
for the listeners?
Just a snapshot of what's
happening in the world.
I don't know.
Anything you want October
you to know?
Oh, yeah.
Keep calm and carry on,
October me.
We were just talking about
baseball.
We were talking about
Mets' doomerism.
Right.
Right.
And so, you know, they've
fallen out of the wildcard
lead and they're struggling. They just dropped the game to the Colorado Rockies. I would say my enthusiasm has been a bit dimmed. Maybe at this time, two months from now, they'll be playing the Philadelphia Phillies.
When do the playoffs start?
Early October.
Early October.
Okay, that's great timing for me.
It's Mr. October time.
Well, I mean, I do know that, but then inevitably the World Series
stretches into November,
and someone needs to be Mr. November as well.
For the purposes of this podcast,
do you think in October we will be so back
or it will be so over?
I've never been back with the Mets.
No, I mean, in cinema generally.
Oh, films.
No, I thought you meant politically.
Well, we're mere weeks away from...
I was going to be in.
We're mere weeks away from Venom the Last Dance as this podcast is coming out.
Right.
Is this like the week of Joker?
Is Joker folia de upon us?
I believe it is.
Yeah.
How are you feeling, Chris?
About Joker?
Yeah.
For every film that comes along that I'm like,
I wonder if I'll have something to say about this.
I'd love an opportunity to do so on the big picture.
I think of a Colin Coward reel I watched the other day where he walks with his dress shirt untucked
and like down to his mid thighs
and just does a monologue as he's going to his booth
where he will do his solo talk show.
And I want that for Sean.
I want behind-the-scenes content of Sean wearing a long dress shirt
talking about Todd Phillips.
How many solo podcasts will I record during Amanda's leave?
I'm going to put the over under at five.
And I'm going to take the over.
More than five?
Yeah.
It's two a week
plus emergency news.
I have so many guys
in my Instagram DMs
that are like,
hey bro,
heard you say
you're looking for a fill-in
while Amanda's out.
Do I?
I am the man for you.
What they don't know
is that I get approval.
Yeah, so.
Who cleared that?
Wait, did you say
I'm looking for a fill-in?
Yeah, you were here, I think, when I was making the joke. I was like, I'm i'm looking for a fill-in uh i was yeah you were here i think when
i was making the joke i was like i'm currently scouting oh yeah for potential and many men
here are my four favorites on letterboxd
god bless them god bless them all i wish them luck keep reaching out um how many angry voice
notes do you think i'll send have sent you at this point
at like i'll never know because i won't check them so i don't know
uh that's not true i would never i'm not a voice notes person i've never gotten a single voice
note from you in your entire life yeah i honestly really don't know how to do it i freeze i mean i
know you gotta hold the thing down but it's like it's sort of like voicemail panic yeah you know
i like i'm a writer first it's unusual about the text yeah so panic. Yeah. You know? Like, I'm a writer first. It's unusual that I've...
You're about the text.
Yeah.
So I'm really...
And plus, I need...
When you have the new baby, you know, I'm texting while...
I'm trying not to disturb the baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think I'll be really online when this is happening.
That's awesome.
I'll be the first...
Huge change.
Yeah.
Will you accept cookies?
Have you seen trap yet no
okay
well you know
that's disappointing
anyway
I was saving it
I'm going
so I'm about to go
to a lake in Oregon
okay
and usually
just you know
that screams
go to the movies
well no
typically what happens
is when we go away
we save like a bunch
of horror and thriller
movies for that trip
it screams first act
in a movie in which you're about to
be murdered. You and your wife at a lake by
Jason Voorhees. I'm final boy, you know.
I always live.
So true. We've talked about it so many times.
You know, I was just saying before we started recording, I have
no idea why we have not done 1996 yet
as a movie draft on this show.
1996 is
an awesome movie year. This is like, this is
when things were good yeah things
were awesome um we can talk about who we were at that time chris in 1996 what were you up to
uh you know me and my friend richard jewel we were both excuse me i'm right here there's only
one atlanta resident today i was fine yeah okay you know and I've played in those fountains many times since.
Would you step up in a situation like that?
Step up as Richard Jewell did for his own defense?
What do you think he's going to be like stepping up?
There was no stepping up.
Everybody was, you know.
He was doing his work.
He was doing his job.
Wrongly accused, as Clint Eastwood showed us in his marvelous film,
Richard Jewell.
Sometimes there's a woman and she's a liar.
You know, that happens.
Oh my God.
Clint, wow, still got it.
When's Juror coming out?
I think next year.
Juror number two.
I think early 2025.
Not ideal on the release calendar.
Not exactly what you want.
I saw Presence, the Soderbergh thing, is getting kicked next year too.
Yeah, I didn't love that.
Who was I in 96?
Is that the question?
That's the question.
Living at home
and loving it
right after high school
decided to
Hey, same.
Yeah.
Go to Temple University
and enroll in the film school.
That lasted several weeks
until
this is actually pretty funny.
I've never gotten this story.
I was going to say
I did not know that Temple
had a film school
one of the first
assignments
was
we're going to make
each individual
is going to make
an animated film
by drawing
you know
like frames on a
film strip
and we're going to project them
and I refused
I refused
now
did it
come from a place of insecurity
because I'm not really good at drawing
and also found it tedious
and don't really react well to tedious...
Here we have...
The original wound.
We have Proust's Madeline here.
Now we understand.
Truly, revealing the layer, peeling the onion.
The funny thing is the idea that
I don't like animation because I can't do it,
but all the films I do like
are things I can do.
Yeah.
You know,
like I could probably.
You could have made Terminator 2.
Yeah.
If you wanted to.
For sure.
That wasn't the issue.
I often point to the LA River
and I'm just like,
you know,
he missed some angles there.
But yeah,
I was in film school briefly,
switched over to journalism school.
Was living at home
and working at a music magazine,
uh,
and was very immersed in music,
but somehow managed to see like 60 movies,
uh,
this year.
Um,
I was going to the movies a lot.
Uh,
and it was,
it's just like an awesome,
awesome,
awesome time because it was,
uh,
a huge,
still like thriving video store culture,
uh,
indie movie art house in the post kind of
tarantino world was thriving and also you had like three movies a week to go see at the cineplex it
did feel that way what was were you one of the movies a lot at this time yeah so i turned 12
and in my memory that seems to have been this seems to have been the year where instead of being accompanied by an adult to the mall, to the movies, I got to be dropped off.
And so I saw a lot of these, especially the summer movies, alone or with friends without parental supervision in the summer.
I still remember the anxiety of my parents being like, well, you can't see PG-13 because you'll have to lie.
And I'm like, chill out, lawyers uh but we made it work but so this is the year where night if like 95 was like my breakthrough year of just being like oh movies which was you know
that was like clueless and sense and sensibility that was and i was like almost old enough then
this is like i just started seeing a lot of movies and I saw
grown-up movies but I still also was like front row center for Matilda you know like I think
Matilda and Emma came out the same day and it's like this you know the two Amandas um so also
child and the lady yeah exactly the Richard and the jewel listen having, exactly. The Richard and the Jewel.
Listen,
having the Olympics in your city,
you know,
except for that sad event.
I bet it was sick.
It was cool in 96.
I don't know whether
I want to do it again
in LA.
Did you,
did you or anybody
in your family volunteer
as like a docent
for the Olympics?
Yeah, yes.
I, 11 years old,
was a docent.
No, but we did get to go to things and it's like
the bike races were kind of going through atlanta so you could that was one where you'd like just
walked a few blocks or like parked at a friend's house and you didn't even have to have tickets
um got really into handball oh yeah uh which was fun live so that that was fun and festive
until it became you know a national nightmare
for richard jewell but i don't know i was i i felt like maybe this is the first year where i felt
plugged into like pop culture you know like a grown-up pop culture as well as definitely as
teenage stuff um and also it's just like an amazing movie I was thinking this morning so 97 and 98
97's amazing too
and it's really the Star Wars
prequels in 99 that just ruin it
right?
Like the movie culture at large?
I think that's a fair theory
I mean I know we've like reclaimed
the prequels and like no actually they're good
and you know filmmaker but let's turn it back around again because it's,
you know,
that dips into like all of the,
well,
the history and the fan stuff.
And also capitalizes on all of us just like being hooked to watching things at
home 4,000 times again.
But in 96,
we just,
it was,
it was new,
pure,
ridiculous things. I think your elder millennial is showing a bit, it was new, pure, ridiculous things.
I think your elder millennial is showing a bit.
I mean, I think that obviously it's just like your favorite band is the band that you discovered when you were 13.
And these are seminal years for Chris's film schoolwork and also seminal years for you and I in terms of our adolescence and developing taste.
And so this is a big one. I just had this experience of talking about being 12,
just like you were 12 in this year, in the Pulp Fiction podcast,
and how 12 is this, like, major access point
where you're, like, emerging from the Matildas and into the Emmas.
You know, you're moving on from the childish thing into the mature thing.
From Goonies to Reservoir Dogs.
That's what it would have been.
Yeah.
And in this year,
the movie for me that was like that was Scream.
Because Scream,
a movie I've talked about probably ad nauseum on this show.
There's a rewatch of us about it many years ago.
One of the big hits of the year.
But the early to mid 90s was kind of a morbid time in horror
and horror
perhaps my favorite genre
and then
this is the movie that like
kick-started it hard
and then I remember
very specifically
getting into
funny Bill Simmons
was just texting us
about the movie Urban Legend
which was a late 90s
horror movie
with a cast of young stars
Jared Leto I think
is in that
Jared Leto, Tara Reid
Alicia Witt
a handful of others
but like that that was a moment you know like I know what you did last summer is the following year and then it kicked off stars. Jared Leto, I think is in that. Jared Leto, Tara Reid, Alicia Witt, a handful of others.
But like that, that was a moment, you know, like I know what you did last summer is the following year. And then it kicked off this wave again of movies that got me very excited about that stuff.
And that's related to the Pulp Fiction stuff that you're talking about. And it's also a great
blockbuster period. It's a pretty good Oscar period here. We're seeing it through the rose
tinted lenses of our youth. And that's part of the exercise of this show. But this one in particular felt special.
So I wanted to ask whether you guys
had the same sensation looking back
over the list of movies where so many films,
great, great movies on their own and as texts,
also were significant, if not big,
like commercially significant to us culturally
because of their soundtrack
or because of the careers they launched
or because of some ripple effect
that came out of the movie
but wasn't necessarily,
hasn't necessarily propped the film itself up
but now weirdly is recurring in 2024
or across the last couple of decades.
What's an example of that?
Well, anything as big as Scream,
which obviously has spawned half a dozen films and kind of a whole genre unto itself, this self-reflexive horror, you know, genre, subgenre, to something as small as like Kids in the Hall of Brain Candy, which was like a huge soundtrack for indie rock at the time and there's a bunch of really great soundtracks from this year there's a bunch of careers that get launched in this year and there's a bunch of franchises someone wittingly that start
this year and so it turns out that this is like a hugely important catapult or trampoline for a lot
of stuff that isn't necessarily the film you know it's it's like everything that came out of the
movie i don't know if that makes any sense.
It does. In many cases, though, I think
those franchises were
launched because the originals were really good.
Mission Impossible was really good.
There was going to always be a second Mission Impossible
after that first one hit.
But weirdly, if you watched Mission Impossible 1,
the idea that you would be getting
Fallout and Dead Reckoning
now was A, unfathomable, and B, that they the idea that you would be getting Fallout and Dead Reckoning now
was A, unfathomable,
and B, that they would look and feel the way they did
compared to what Mission Impossible was like.
That's interesting.
The idea of legacy probably only existed within the Bond franchise at this time?
Were there any franchises in 1986 that had 30-year lifespans?
I mean, obviously obviously Star Wars would come
soon in the 90s
in a sort of revival
were they doing Jurassic Park
is this just like a
miss of the Jurassic Park
sequels
yeah I think
this was right after
The Lost World
I think is 95
so
no they hadn't really
gotten those like
really going hard
I mean
it's an interesting observation
there were
there were Batmans
there were
they weren't there had been two Batman movies.
And Supermans, right?
And all that stuff.
Maybe three.
Maybe Batman Forever had come out in 95 as well.
I can't quite recall.
Is that the one with Poison Ivy?
I think it's 97.
Okay.
I think all of that also contributed to a feeling like,
for as fun as it was to go and find a David O. Russell movie
or a Danny Boyle movie.
It was also like the big movies felt like they lasted
for a huge chunk of the year
because they lived on with the music
or with like trends that they started
or captured or documented or whatever.
And so there are films here that like are among
the most influential to me in terms of like dictating what I listened to for the rest of my life.
You know, like or, you know, like things like that, which is like beyond just like, oh, a movie about young men trying to figure out who they are in Scotland.
It's like, no, this is about like blur and it's like, you know, like all this other stuff.
Yeah, everything felt more connected, I guess,
is really what you're saying.
I think that's true.
I don't know what it specifically was.
Like, I'm always a little reluctant to valorize it too much
because it's still like corporate concern gets movies made.
You know what I mean?
Like the things that is motivating it.
So like, why was it a time?
And some of it is just happenstance
that a year they can have like Fargo,
The English Patient, Jerry Maguire, Scream, The Rock, Mission Impossible, Independence Day. was it a time and some of it is just happenstance that a year they can have like fargo the english
patient jerry mcguire scream the rock mission impossible independence day the the versions of
the movies that came out were the good versions you know they were the highest level versions
in most cases so it's a it's a it's a rich text um you were 14 i was 14 what was the job the summer
job at that place was that abercrombie, the summer job at that base?
Was that Abercrombie?
I never worked at Abercrombie.
I worked at J.Crew.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
In fact, Abercrombie was like having a house in the Hamptons.
I was like, who can afford to wear these clothes at this time?
J.Crew is pretty expensive.
I was only able to get J.Crew clothing because I worked at J.Crew and got a discount.
We had a little thing going with Banana Republic amongst a friend group.
A little thing?
Just a, I mean, I don't want to incriminate anyone,
but it was like a little bit of like a staff discount.
Then you would return it at full price.
Oh, wow.
Oh, okay.
That is a crime.
You should be investigated.
Statue of limitations up for that?
I think it's up.
Okay.
Also, I didn't say I participated in it.
I just said we had a little thing going.
Interesting.
I did not work at Banana Republic.
When I was 14, I was a baseball umpire for Little League.
I did not know this was a job for you.
It's for three years.
The most logical job he's ever had. No, I know.
And I'm like, I feel really sorry for all of those children.
I have thrown out not one, not two, but three parents in my time
as an umpire. Yeah, I'll bet. Like, ejected them from
the park. Do you think you'll go back to that if
Alice decides to play softball? But
just be her umpire, not her coach.
But throwing out her
like, her friend's parents from games.
I would welcome it. I gotta say, I do really
like Alice's friend's parents.
I did not expect to be able to say that, but I really
do. That's nice. It is nice. It's been a nice revelation in my life.
Umpiring is a hard job.
How often did you get yelled at by nine-year-olds?
Every game.
The nine-year-olds, not so much.
The nine-year-olds are very sensitive.
If they get frustrated, they run to their coach or their parent.
They don't yell at the umpire.
They haven't yet, or at least in my experience, they hadn't yet learned that.
But the parents are brutal motherfuckers. and those people should be put to death like those people
who yell at 14 year olds who are umpiring baseball games because they're mad that their nine-year-old
you know grounded out to second base yeah no i know but i think it's straight it's still going
it's only gotten worse we we tend to watch some little league baseball near the park and those parents
are not they're not okay they're those they are just everybody's got a distortion field around
them where they think their kid is going to be uh ellie dale cruz and it's not going to happen
and you should just let your kid have fun and learn team sports yeah i'm obviously like really
tightly wound about a lot of things and very competitive but that's something that i don't
feel i'm going to struggle with. Like if I honestly don't
I actually think maybe
Eileen will be more of a
hard liner in terms of
Well I mean she is the
She was the athlete.
She is
yeah
she's the more experienced athlete.
It's not really going to matter
for Amanda
because she's going to have
the Giambis.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
You guys are just going
straight to the pros.
No but like
I do think Zach
will be the one getting thrown out. Yes he will.'t yeah i'm glad that we're all agreed on that you
know like obviously i'm a hothead and i get mad a lot of there's definitely gonna be some in that
just some days when me and sean are like it's okay tiger let's just uh live to fight another
day let's go get a lemonade yeah well just let's just walk it off um oh my god so umpiring yeah
that was my job.
That was... I learn new things about you every day.
Really my first job.
Okay.
Aside from like doing chores and getting an allowance.
A life of retail and a life of unloading trucks.
Right.
So tail is all this time.
1996, I was using that money that I made from umpiring though to go to the movies.
I think that the Walt Whitman movie theater, which was a single theater at the mall down
the five minute walk from my home, was still open at that time.
I think it was.
Single theater.
What's that?
I miss the single theater.
It was nice.
Or like a three theater.
That's a good one.
I like a three as well, but the single really did what you were describing a little bit.
It was sort of like eventized.
It was like, what's the movie that I can walk to, that I can get into?
And sometimes there would be an attendant at the movie theater
where I could get into an R-rated movie.
And sometimes there wasn't.
There was somebody who wouldn't let me in.
So that also mattered,
like what was playing there.
But I saw a lot.
I saw, I was in the movies a lot.
This is, this is probably,
I think it's because of what you're describing too,
where it's like,
you can actually go with your friends.
Yeah.
And like stay all day.
Like I definitely started seeing two movies a day
around this time in my life too.
Did you pay for the second ticket?
I've definitely snuck into a lot of movies in my time.
That's also a crime.
You're right about that.
You're right about that.
Should we go to jail together?
Yeah.
Where should we go to jail?
I got a text message the other day from Gavin Newsom.
Did you?
It said, hey, Chris, this is Gavin Newsom.
I hope you listen to my new episode
of my podcast.
It's about something
I never,
I truly didn't understand
until I became governor.
Dot, dot, dot.
San Quentin.
Wow.
And I was like,
did you listen?
Seems like one of the top five things
you would be like,
let's get San Quentin.
Let's see what's happening here.
Like I want to get my hands
on this thing.
One of many things
that distinguishes Gavin Newsom from Johnny Cash.
Yeah.
And then so Sam Quentin is also, I believe, the fictional, in Heat lore, that's where
Neil has been, I think.
Maybe he's Joe Folsom.
I can't remember.
But in any case.
So you want to go to Sam Quentin with me because of our teenage crimes.
Wherever Neil McCauley was supposed to have gone.
Yeah.
You want to stay in his cell.
Yeah.
Do you know that Neal McCauley's not real?
But he did a lot of reading while he was there.
That's where he got into Marxism.
Yeah, and metals as well.
I thought that would be great for us.
And then we could start our own podcast with Gavin Newsom.
The imprisoned picture.
The incarcerated picture.
The incarcerated picture is a good idea that's the perspective we're lacking
in the world on film and on
incarceration you guys didn't
respond when I was like I saw a heat t-shirt at the
pool I'm sorry yeah
I think I was just busy
oh I didn't know whether it was like too close
for you you know was it me
in the heat t-shirt no it wasn't but it was like another dad in a heat t-shirt at the, you know, with the toddlers at the pool.
And I was like, wow, here we all are together.
I mean, we're in that era.
We're in that phase of life.
I've just come from interviewing two filmmakers who were much younger than me and I've never felt older.
And it is all hitting us.
But you know what?
I was young in 1996.
I was wide-eyed.
Do you want to, should we draft?
Yeah.
Can I ask you one question about your young self?
Please.
Did you, were either of you persnickety about genre?
Like you were obviously like a kid.
So were you up for anything or were you like?
I mean, I think I definitely still had.
Preferences.
I mean, I'm myself. So I, I mean, I'm, I'm myself.
So I think I've had preferences since, you know, I came to this earth,
but I both had preferences of who empowered that.
Who encouraged it?
Aren't you learning every day that it just,
it comes built in and you just have to reckon with it.
Angel Gabriel brought you down.
No, but I definitely, I mean, this was like still a good age for teen movies and kids movies and movies, you know, featuring women.
So, and also like my parents were strict.
So I don't think I was seeing a lot of our movies in the theaters.
Okay.
Because I was still afraid of trying to sneak in.
I mean, for lack of a better phrase, I think girl stuff was not something I was pursuing as a 14-year-old boy.
You know, I think I definitely wasn't like, I need to see Mike Lee's Secrets and Lies.
Even though it was an Oscar film.
Sure.
And it turned out to be an amazing film.
At 14, I had other things on my mind.
So Secrets and Lies is right there for me.
Yeah.
It would have been in 1996,
but is it today?
No, in the draft.
But is it today?
Have I seen the light?
Oh, and now you've learned
to appreciate these artistry.
I think I also,
you know,
I didn't really have
a ton of access
to like breaking the waves.
You know,
like I knew that it was a movie
that was widely acclaimed,
but, like, a sensitive,
I guess, actually, like,
strafing arthouse movie,
I wasn't really ready
for anything like that.
I remember being mad
about the movie Shine,
which is something
I also expressed
on the Jerry Maguire rewatchables.
Well, yeah.
It's one of the great
Oscar travesties.
Yeah.
And so I was like,
I won't be watching that movie.
I think that I also, I do think I saw it, but I was mad about it because this was in
the, like my parents pushing heavy on the performing arts stuff.
And I was like, fuck the piano.
You know, like I don't.
Also the guy in Shine was kind of like, fuck the piano.
I mean, among us.
Yeah.
Is that what he, does he fuck the piano?
No. In the piano? No.
Sometimes I get confused
about Shine and Glenn Gould.
American Pie.
But I did also have to,
you know.
I went to like arts camp
this summer, you know.
You know what's a big
eye-opening movie for me
from this year?
Maybe someone will draft it
because it's a great movie.
It was The Birdcage.
Oh, yeah.
Which is a little bit of a like,
I didn't know you could do
that kind of a movie. Yeah. And. Like a zany farce. The tone ofge? Oh, yeah. Which is a little bit of a like, I didn't know you could do that kind of a movie.
Yeah.
And the tone of it.
Yeah, yeah.
And obviously it was an adaptation of a French film,
but I think it's also critical to like see stuff like that.
See Waiting for Guffman,
see Welcome to the Dollhouse,
see movies where you're like,
oh, this is not a studio movie.
Or if it is,
it is a subversion of something
that a studio movie would be.
Anyway,
before we mention too many movie titles,
maybe we should just get to it.
So Jack Sanders is filling in on the draft order.
Jack, are you prepared
to reveal that right now?
Bobby sent it to you.
Yes, he did.
Yes, and I just want to,
and we asked Alaya also.
Bobby sent it to Alaya.
Alaya declined.
I was on the group message.
Oh, you were?
Okay, all right.
I was not excluded.
I want to include everyone and also state everyone's preferences as to whether they
want to be the voice of God or not.
But you're comfortable.
I'm comfortable.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
What is the draft order?
Drafting first, Sean Fennessy.
Damn it.
Let's go.
Second, Chris Ryan.
Ugh.
And third, Amanda Dobbins.
I don't think I've been second for a while.
You turn 40 as a woman in America and then, you know.
That's right, they forget you.
It's just.
Did you turn 40?
Yeah.
The rules really dry up for you.
It's really, no one remembers you.
No, the phone doesn't ring.
What is different?
The phone doesn't ring.
Next thing you know, you're tweeting about DoorDash.
What?
Like,
is it the first time she'd ever used that?
It seems like
honestly thought she got hacked.
This is a Jessica Chastain.
Yeah.
Like on the day.
I won't be having any slander.
It was the day
after Charlie X's
birthday party.
And the responses.
I did. I thought the last part
of her message
was very funny
where she was like,
what are we using
these days, gang?
Yeah.
Let me know in the comments
is something I think
I'd like to see you employ.
I'm going to lean into that.
That's a really good idea.
What do you guys want to see
more of on the big picture?
Let me know.
In hell.
There's not a consensus
number one here, is there?
No.
There are some categories that are thinner than others.
Yeah.
And there are some things you might want.
I don't really know what to do.
I certainly know there are three movies, I would say, that I feel very strongly about that I'd like to have.
Actually, maybe four.
Okay.
Then I think you should pick one of those.
Well, I will.
At some point.
When I decide it's time. But I haven't decided pick one of those. Well, I will at some point when I decide it's time.
But I haven't decided on that time yet.
Do you feel like this was a year that you had no issues with category?
You'd be like, oh God, I'll be happy to get any one of eight movies in all these different categories.
I wouldn't say that, but I wouldn't say any of my categories feel thin.
I will say comedy feels overwhelmingly full for me.
Yeah. thin and nothing i will say comedy feels overwhelmingly full for me yeah well it was a
it was this is a little bit of an age difference where i think for you probably it was like that
was still there your level of humor was being very played to whereas i as a more erudite kind
of wit stillman kind of guy totally at the time look at your face definitely you were
you're gonna just be like i don't think happy g Gilmore is funny? I think Happy Gilmore is funny.
Wow.
Not invited to the Happy Gilmore Rewatchables, you may recall.
He was not on that one.
I've let it be known that Sandler is not my jam.
Okay.
Yeah.
Honestly, disgusting.
Like a vile opinion.
Is it weirder that I don't like Adam Sandler or that you don't like cream cheese?
I like a sweetened cream cheese.
We asked Sean earlier. And I like a sweetened cream cheese. We asked Sean earlier.
And I like a dramatic sandwich.
You know?
We asked Sean if he eats cream cheese
and he responded on a cake, yes,
on a bagel though, which is insane.
We really should.
First of all, it's just a great answer.
I know.
We should have a TikTok account
that is just your weird food opinions. I know
that people want it too. I want to hear it, but I'm keeping it. I'm holding it for myself.
Have you started eating broccoli yet? Imagine if I was like, I'm 42. I've decided it's broccoli
time. I don't know. You're raising a child and trying to teach her. She's doing great. I'm not
eating it. Not interested. I'm a pretty good vegetable eater. Just not a good broccoli eater.
You just eat sugar
candy? I do eat a lot of sugar
candy. What was I eating when
I saw the movie I'm going to select?
You know what I've noticed over these drafts is
that we're pretty good about
making Oscar nom something from
the big six, pretty much.
We do. We have done that. You're not going to do
that this year? I'm not breaking that. I'm was noting that we do do that and that this year weirdly way down
the line in oscar noms you can find oh yeah some of the bigger films that is very true i i will
even if it's an unwritten rule it's a rule that i'll follow okay especially with the ump here you
know you won't be drafting evita i will not be drafting i saw that in theaters i
was there for my girl boy this is this is really tearing you apart it's it's it's been a while
since i've seen you so uncertain i don't know what the right move is i genuinely don't okay
and i these four films are all very meaningful to me and I love them. Okay. That's exciting because you get to pick one.
You want me to pick?
I just don't want to hear from you like later on being like, you guys were supposed to vamp.
Are you happy to be drafting first today?
No, clearly.
I'd like to be forced.
Do you like flavored cream cheese?
Baby got his bottle.
Is it like a mayo and oil-y thing?
I do.
You know what I also like is a vegan cream cheese.
So you'll have that on a bagel?
I will.
It's more like a hummus.
I think that's really fucked up personally.
Is it like a tofu cream cheese?
I'm not sure what's in it.
It's cashew.
Yeah, cashew.
It's cashew.
That's right.
That's not what I do.
Are you back on regular milk now?
I don't really drink milk at all. I just use oat milk for a creamer. Right, right. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. That's not what I do. Are you back on regular milk now? Or are you still? I don't really drink milk at all.
I just use oat milk for a creamer.
Right.
Right.
Sometimes.
I also use Coffee Mate when they're, when it's around.
Okay.
Hmm.
Where are you on ice cream these days, Sean?
I just, I think I'm lactose intolerant.
So I just think I can't really have it.
Are you psychologically lactose intolerant?
I just don't feel well when I drink milk or eat ice cream.
So that seems to be...
I feel like that's it, right?
That is indicative, yeah.
So I love ice cream.
If I could eat ice cream every day, I would do it.
You know.
It's delicious.
They have like lactate and stuff.
I've tried that.
I did try the...
Who recommended to us?
Did you recommend to me?
The Oatly?
No, no.
Well, this is not...
Let's not.
Let's not and say we did.
I do like the Oatly ice cream.
It's fine.
It's a little sandy.
It's better as like with cobbler or something else.
You don't want it on its own.
I don't.
Like you're saying it's four.
I think it's two.
And you should just pick one of the two.
And then I'll pick the second one.
Wow.
Thanks so much.
I'm taking.
I actually think the thinnest category is drama.
Okay.
And I'm taking Jerry Maguire in drama.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you think the other three are?
That's a romantic comedy, but whatever.
Yeah, I was going to say, wouldn't you also say it's kind of...
It's fine.
It is a movie about a man torn asunder.
Yeah, but then it all works out.
It is a dramatic film.
Does it?
Yeah.
Well, it sounds like you didn't listen or rewatch it
I did actually
and I agree
that eventually
things like
you know
things take a turn
but you know
you complete me
and Bruce Springsteen
keeps playing
and the kid gets health insurance
I hope
and the kid has a
freaking arm cannon too now
yeah yeah yeah
that's a good point
keep an eye on that
that's right
speaking of
I wonder if that kid's
fictional baseball career
would have come and gone by now.
Lipnicki?
Yeah, so he's how old in 96?
Seven.
89, so he would be in, like,
kind of the end of his prime
if he was in his baseball career, right?
Yeah.
But was he a lefty?
Well, also, like, did he have Tommy John prematurely?
But he could have been a Jamie Moyer type,
you know, pitched well in his early 40s.
We don't see a lot of guys like that.
I'm gonna take
is it my turn
yeah
I'll take Fargo
and Oscar and Om
yeah
wow
okay
okay
this was my
great movie
yeah
and I'll never forget
perhaps the thing
that unlocks this podcast
for many is
Sean's description
of the shots in Fargo
and the Deacons draft
of the headlights coming over the and the Deacon's Draft.
Of the headlights coming over the snowy landscape.
And Paul Bunyan.
You know, that Paul Bunyan statue.
That's cinema to me.
That was like five years ago at this point.
Does that make you feel old?
Well, it doesn't.
Yeah, it's true.
It makes me feel young.
We get to do this for a living.
Who's luckier than us?
The thing is, is you actually do
feel that way
and I love you for it
thank you so much
Fargo is
a five star masterpiece
it's really good
shot by Roger Deakins
written and directed
by the Coen brothers
not based on a true story
don't believe that
title card friends
and has become
a franchise
which I never
ever ever
ever would have guessed
you know what
I didn't realize
that that's what you were saying
but you're right I didn't realize that that was one of the examples that you were
indicating and we have Fargo to thank for Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons oh my god yeah so that's
beautiful it's all coming together I did not watch the most recent season of Fargo I have not seen a
season of Fargo I do like Juno Temple though so maybe I did read one of Noah Hawley's books
the airplane one uh no the one before that well maybe it was an
airplane one too it was about media it was about like roger ailes oh or something noah holly wrote
a book about roger ailes well it was like a novel it was it wasn't actually roger ailes it was
fictionalized but maybe there was also a plane obviously it stayed with me um i have two picks
so in action horror thriller i will take take Scream, which I definitely saw.
Not in theaters.
I watched it in my Aunt Betty's basement in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Was scared shitless.
Yeah, that opening scene must have fucking cooked your noodle.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And listen, but it was, I understand that it's an homage to every horror movie under
the sun, but it was also like my first horror movie yeah i think a lot of people and you know also like generationally just like hello
welcome to your meta adulthood um and then in blockbuster i shall take mission impossible
directed by brian de palma and starring tom cruise i can't believe i got both of those
and also i get it but you know, I think I probably...
I don't know whether if I had first picked,
I would have done Maguire or Mission Impossible.
But I see where you're going.
Those were the four movies that I was thinking of.
They all went in the first four picks.
Those are the big ones.
You did a great job.
Thank you so much.
At three, you never know.
And now I think you slung shot out to a lead.
I mean, I don't know about that.
I like both of the movies that you guys picked.
Mission Impossible.
Who of us will be Noah Lyles, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Racing from behind.
Did you see that I won the voting for the blockbuster or the 2000s blockbuster?
Did you see?
Did you happen across that piece of information?
Well, I thought it was funny because in the room, obviously everybody was like, Amanda won when we asked the crowd.
Oh, for the live show?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So I wanted to ask you,
you didn't notice that
when we did the show?
That there was voting?
No, there was like,
who won?
Everyone cheered for me.
Everyone cheered for Amanda.
But then Amanda got her doors
blown off in the voting.
Oh, wow.
So what does that mean?
When the mail-in ballots came in?
Yeah, when we counted it up.
Yeah.
When we made sure
that the machines worked.
That there are a lot of losers on Twitter?
Or winners, such as myself.
Have you considered that?
Listen, that's how you choose to spend your time.
You abandoned threads and you're only on X now.
I'm on Instagram.
You're not on X?
I look at it, but I basically...
But do you have it?
No, I still do.
Like, I type it into the Safari browser.
Wow.
I don't know what that accomplishes for you.
I don't know why that's good.
X.com.
Well, no, I mean, it saves now.
It autofills now.
But it is really annoying because, no, I still type Twitter.com.
And for many, many many months it switched and now it just
wants to bring up the menu for two e's which is a wonderful diner in South Pasadena with a great
ice cream sundae in case anyone's looking for that that's where I was when I found out that
Joe Biden dropped out of the race oh you wanted to keep in mind that we're taping this in the past
what if he by now he's gotten back in what if's what I'm saying. What if Joe was like, I'm not done. Who could know? That's what Trump said
he was going to do.
He was going to storm
the convention.
Sleepy Joe?
Yeah.
Wow.
Now that would be exciting.
Anyway,
so now I have to,
like,
it usually is in,
like,
you know,
remembered recent searches,
that sort of thing,
so I don't actually
have to type the X,
but I still call it Twitter.
So you took Mission Impossible,
and what was the other one?
Scream.
An action horror thriller.
Do you think Twitter will still exist
by the time this goes out into the world?
Yeah, I don't think society can live without it.
Okay.
Honestly, I don't.
I know, but like, just Elon-wise.
I think it could live without it.
I think that the denizens of it
that drive the narratives of the world right now
could not live without it.
I'm being 100% sincere.
Are you one of them?
Yes, says the man who
I don't tweet about things.
Just votes for himself
8,000 times on Twitter.
No, that's not possible.
In fact, I don't think
you can do a poll.
What's the polling thing?
I think you can't do polls
unless you have a blue checkmark.
That's what I was. Yeah. Do you have a blue checkmark. That's what I was...
Do you have a blue checkmark?
No, I do not.
Okay.
I would not pay for Twitter.
Have you checked lately?
Maybe they gave you one back because you're such a devoted loser.
I think they did start doing that.
Yeah.
I didn't get to meet.
Why don't you look right now?
Do I have one right now?
Yeah, look.
See if you have one.
This is exciting.
There's no way I'm going to have one.
I do not have one.
Okay.
Well, that's good.
I think they did... There was a time when people were like, why do I have a check one. Okay. Well, that's good. I think they did.
There was a time when people were like, why do I have a checkmark?
Yeah.
No, that's why I thought it was possible.
I think they were also virtue signaling where they were like, just so you know, I haven't
bent my knee to Eon.
I pull out a blazer like a windbreaker.
If this has been an inside job, an investigation for the last seven years, it's really something.
Amanda's actually a Banana Republic
security guard.
This entire thing.
It's like
Philip Baker Hall
from Seinfeld
investigating the
library books.
She's going to
leave her family
when the job is done.
This was all like
an American style
farce.
For Knox has to
go back to
stuff.
Back to Russia.
Yuri.
Back to the Banana Republic. Really, really tough stuff. Going Back to Russia. Yuri. Back to the Banana Republic.
Really, really tough stuff.
Going back to Russia.
Those two kids.
Oh, and the Americans.
No, in real life.
Yeah, the ones for the Evans swap.
Oh, yeah.
That's not...
They just found out they were Russian on the plane back
and then suddenly they have to hug Putin.
Anyway.
Well, you've hugged Putin.
What's it like?
Only in prison.
On the incarcerated structure.
Kiss you on the mouth.
Yeah.
Okay.
You have a pick, Chris.
I have a pick?
Sheesh.
Gosh.
You know, I'm trying to go head versus heart here.
And in drama, I'll take train spotting that that was hard it was
it's early uh is train spotting a drama it's a it's a black comedy is jerry mcguire a drama but
it's darker i believe it's okay i think train spotting is darker than jerryuire, which you drafted in drama, right? It is darker.
Yes.
But...
Both have happy endings, I suppose,
for one character.
Sort of.
Yeah, right, and gets away.
Yeah.
I'm picking this,
it's probably a little early for this,
but I am picking it mostly because of like,
in my world at the time,
this was like a bomb going off.
I couldn't believe how important this movie was to me. The music time, this was like a bomb going off. Like I couldn't believe
how important this movie was to me.
The music especially was like,
I listened to the soundtrack
so much this year
and became obsessed
with several bands on it.
And this is like the origin myth
of The Watch, the podcast, right?
Yeah, this is where I met Andy
outside of a train spotting.
When train spotting when
train spotting the night it came out i was on mushrooms and i was like i never miss an episode
thanks but even when you talk about dragons you know um only fleetingly uh so yeah train spotting
drama did you immediately shoot heroin together no okay the the chris ryan is a junkie thing is
pretty funny though that this is now on multiple podcasts.
Gotta have bits.
Okay.
Train Spotting, a very true to you pick, Chris.
Do you like this movie?
I do.
I do.
I'm not like a cult member, but I do really like it.
And you like this film?
Yeah, but I mean, I saw it like, what, 10, 15 years later.
I was 12, you know.
In 100 meters, turn right.
Actually, no.
Turn left.
There's some awesome new breakfast wraps at McDonald's.
Really?
Yeah.
There's the sausage, bacon, and egg.
A crispy seasoned chicken one.
Mmm.
A spicy end egg.
Worth the detour.
They sound amazing.
Bet they taste amazing, too.
Wish I had a mouth.
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restaurants. Blockbuster, I will be taking Independence Day. Yeah. Which is, I think,
the signature blockbuster of the year. The highest grossing movie of that year, right?
I believe so.
I think it was.
We used to be a country.
It made $306 million.
And then the aliens, you know, blew up the White House.
That's right.
This was where Will Smith learned to strike another man in this film when he struck an alien and said, welcome to Earth.
You don't think he had ever encountered physical violence before in his life?
No.
Whatsoever. Do you think he thinks that Chris Rock is an alien and said welcome you don't think he had ever encountered physical violence before in his life yeah yeah whatsoever um do you think he thinks that chris rock is an alien and that's it was just fulfilling his destiny no i think just got some practice in captain mike johnson
in ali he obviously got really good striking other men um independence day is great it's so good
like it's really fun. On July 4th,
I was at a barbecue that it was just on on a loop.
So I had the experience
of watching the one
I went to before you.
And then it was on for,
on a loop
and I saw it one and a half times.
Because instead of participating
in the barbecue,
you just sat.
No, I was just walking around.
I was doing my laps.
Checking in.
Did everyone go quiet
for the bullhorn speech?
You know, there was a lot of attention paid, though.
Yeah.
It was like, let's get fired up.
It's really, really important.
In action horror thriller, I will be selecting The Rock.
God damn it.
Which I think is the best action movie in Michael Bay's career.
Okay.
It's probably the best action movie of this year, give or take Mission Impossible.
It's tough.
I don't strictly think of Mission Impossible
as an action movie.
Then she lowers down.
The set pieces are incredible.
Don't get me wrong.
Damn it, Sean.
Well, you know,
I think Amanda drafted very well
with those first two picks,
so it put me in a little bit of a bind.
And now you're putting me in a bigger bind.
Well, you're not putting me in a bind
as much as now I have to pick something.
Well, first, you can speak
about The Rock,
which is an incredible film.
Just so fun.
Just a really fun memory
of going to the movies
and feeling like,
and honestly,
maybe not understanding
Sean Connery's iconography
when I saw that movie.
Right.
And that it being
a kind of entry point
into discovering
why the movie works
even better than I realized
at the time.
He was just an old
Scottish guy at the time.
You know?
Scottish guy?
Scottish.
Scottish.
And obviously, Nicolas Cage coming off of the Oscar win
and making this big pivot to becoming an action star
while still maintaining the kind of like nerdy doctor attitude
because it was so,
it would have been so hard to accept Nick Cage as an action star.
Now, we just take it for granted.
He's just beating the shit out of people in movies.
Did this introduce you to Ed Harris? Apollo 13, probably. Vest. it would have been so hard to accept Nick Cage as an action star now we just take it for granted he's just beating the shit out of people in movies
did this introduce you
to Ed Harris
Apollo 13 probably
the vest
wipes the little tear
god that movie's so good
I'm sure I saw something
else with Ed Harris before
but it's really good
but his willingness
did you see an original
production of True West
to shoot missiles
no I didn't
I was yeah
four years old
at the Steppenwolf Theater
The Rock is great it's kind of No, I didn't. I didn't. I was, yeah, four years old at the Steppenwolf Theater.
The Rock is great.
It's kind of,
the absurdity of it is part of what makes it great.
I felt this way
when we were talking about Trap
where I'm like,
sometimes you just got to go to a movie
and it's not realistic
and it's a lot of fun.
You know, the idea of taking over Alcatraz
and aiming missiles at the United States.
And saving yourself
from a chemical weapon explosion
by stabbing yourself
with a neon green antidote.
Which I guess maybe you could,
but I'm not going to test it.
No, but just a tremendously fun movie.
Were they shooting those missiles
at a Giants game?
I think so.
I think that was the idea.
The San Francisco Giants
or a Niners game?
I think it was a baseball game.
I mean, The Rock is great.
Candlestick Park?
It was then Candlestick Park,
but they don't play there anymore
so because of
the way things have shaken out
I gotta take a Blockbuster
personally
because this is the last
of the Blockbusters
that I would be willing to take
so I'll take Twister
which I feel
like in this podcast
yeah
I've noticed a couple
of passing shots
at the 1996 Twister
didn't care for it then
don't really care for it now.
I like it.
I also really liked the new one.
Yeah.
Did you guys both say it was better than Twister?
I did say that.
I think it is, yeah.
I think I understand that that frustrates people
and it is not a diss on Bill Paxton
or Helen Hunter or whatever.
I didn't think you were dissing Bill Paxton.
I worship Bill Paxton.
I'll tell you something else. I don't agree with you, but I'll die for your right to say whatever. I didn't think you were dissing Bill Paxton. I worship Bill Paxton. I'll tell you something else.
I don't agree with you,
but I'll die for your right
to say that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's a good take.
I don't agree with it though.
I know.
Twister's an awesome movie.
I would say you had to be there,
but you guys both were.
You just have your opinions.
That's fine.
It was actually
an example of
beat,
like it was one of the first
like the times I was like
let down
at a movie
where I had been really
like anticipated
because it was this great year
of action blockbusters
and I saw it and I was like
I don't know
but that's just me
that's just my opinion
was it rated
because I think I might have
it's PG-13 I think
yeah
I think I might have seen
this one at home
yeah
probably
yeah you didn't see Yon Dabon on the big too. I think I might have seen this one at home. Yeah, probably. You know?
Yeah.
You didn't see Yon Dabon on the big screen.
I mean, I don't think it will be considered, like, a bad pick by you.
People love that movie.
Let me tell you that the draft starts here.
All the big ones are gone.
Okay.
And I know, I almost know with a certainty what you're going to take next.
Do you know both?
I'm sure that you know one one but can you guess number two why
don't you go ahead and draft make the next draft for me yes it will be an oscar nominee it will be
english patient yes it will which is you know what whatever elaine bennis says i love this movie i
loved it at the time it's quite beautiful so elaine bennis is a is a seinfeld reference for
those of you who are too young to remember that.
Who are you speaking to? Who the fuck do you think doesn't know?
Is listening to the big picture and doesn't know?
Like, anyone under 30?
Jack, Leia, do you know this episode of Seinfeld?
Okay, Leia says yes.
I don't know this specific episode.
I've seen Seinfeld.
There we go.
Right, this is what I'm saying.
So, children gather around in 1996 or early 1997 there was an episode of Seinfeld
where one of the b-plots was because English Patient was so revered it was just Elaine going
around being like this movie fucking sucks I hate it and like confronting people in line and she
like goes on a date with someone who loves it and then she has to like dramatically break up with
him with a lot of physical comedy
it's very funny
um
so anyway
I think this is a beautiful movie
and also
once like
we were talking about that thing
of suddenly being a part
of larger pop culture
I was allowed to watch Seinfeld
so I was kind of like
yeah I was like
wait they're talking about
this other thing
that I know about
um
beautiful movie
Chris and Scott Thomas
doing Herodotus
is just really powerful stuff.
The wind speech.
Yeah.
The lamp has gone out.
I'm writing to you
in the darkness.
Just.
Oh, you guys did a movie swap
for this.
Yeah.
And he was like, whatever.
It's all right.
That's fine.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
Ralph Fiennes.
What's up?
It's not better than Fargo.
I can fucking tell you that for sure.
It's definitely not better
than Jerry Maguire either.
So I don't know what that's all about.
This was also, this Oscars was when one of the Billy Crystal ones where he was in all
the montages and then at the very end, he famously is like in the yellow plane.
Good one.
In the plane crash, which is like pretty essential to our.
Good one.
Yeah.
Okay.
So important.
Can you guess what I'm going to do next, Chris Ryan?
Celtic Pride for comedy? You can? You can? Good one. Yeah. Okay. So important. Can you guess what I'm going to do next? Chris Ryan. Uh,
Celtic pride for comedy.
You can.
Can I,
I'll write it down.
Yeah.
Right here.
Okay.
And if I,
if you're right,
tweet it right now,
just randomly tweeted.
Why don't you schedule it?
And then it'll go out so far just to be sure if I've got it right here.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think I know.
Yes.
Okay.
You're writing it down? Hold on.
This is exciting. Okay. Go ahead.
In drama, I'll be taking
Romeo and Juliet. There we go.
Bang. Yeah. I mean, you have to. Nailed it.
This is... This is the other...
This is the other, like...
This exploded. And it was
beyond even the film. It was just like...
Listen. Like, we knew about Leo.
Here's the thing. Like, we knew about Leo. Here's the thing.
We knew about Leo.
I don't know if I knew about Radiohead
until Radiohead started playing
to his point about the soundtrack.
I love the soundtrack.
I love talk show hosts.
And it pans to Leo.
And I was just like, wow, my world has changed.
That whole soundtrack is incredible.
Local God by Everclear?
Absolutely. People... I mean... I mean... whole soundtrack is incredible yeah um local god by everclear absolutely the people i mean i mean great song listen and this was loveful right uh-huh yeah which i like i went to a
jingle ball aquarium to um see the cardigans yeah because of i mean listen like unbelievable
shit i was doing good band the work in 1996 and 1997. This is why... The Aquarium.
Bless them both.
So, Romeo and Juliet.
I would have taken this
if you hadn't.
Yeah.
I think this is a great movie.
Baz Luhrmann is a
black licorice filmmaker for me.
You think it's good?
Some good speeches.
Some cool twists.
I think the stylization of this
is an amazingly cool choice. And I think it spawnization of this is unreal is an amazingly
cool choice
and I think it spawned
a lot of bad imitators
it did
I saw all of them
I also think
I don't really know
what Baz Luhrmann's
on about pretty much
from here on out
like I just don't
I didn't
I haven't really gotten
a movie he's made
since then
but this movie
especially that
introduction
I agree with you
about the Leo sequence
with talk show host
playing and you're like that's fucking movie stardom right there yeah but the john leguizamo
and dash mehook and the showdown at the gas station i'm like what the fuck is this like
it was a real can you do this moment for me too um that i think works really well right i think
being young when you see this really matters so maybe you being a little bit i don't know if you
like this movie or not but my wife's still obsessed with it.
Yeah.
Both with Claire Danes and with Leonardo DiCaprio
and the music and the fashion and everything.
Like, I think it's like an absolutely seminal film for people.
Just like one of the key references of the 90s.
And I like, I don't mean to disrespect it by picking it fourth.
It was just kind of how the drafts came out.
It's amazing it lasted this long.
But that's why it's a great year.
Okay, Chris, you've got to pick.
You know what sometimes happens
with these drafts is that
you just don't want to pick
the same movies you've picked
in other random drafts.
I think that only happens to you.
Really?
Yeah, so, and we appreciate it
because you're all about the content,
you know, and you're about
changing it up.
And that's great.
But if you want to be a guy who wins.
I don't really care about winning.
Yeah.
I care about entertaining
and I care about the connections
that we make with each other
and with our listeners.
Yeah.
You're like Jerry Lewis.
It's not about awards.
Dude, if I did a telethon,
you think I could
raise money?
You would be so good
at a telethon.
You would.
But what would I raise money for?
The National Republic,
I think.
The Patriot for
incarcerated picture.
All the money you've siphoned
out of that organization.
I'll take,
God, we should have you
do a telethon.
I will answer phones.
I'll do this.
God, man.
What do I want to do here?
NBA Palooza
was kind of a telethon.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Because the thing with comedy here,
Oh, no.
I'm getting nervous. I'm trying to decide whether I want to go with the thing that I watch the. Because the thing with comedy here... Oh, no. I'm getting nervous.
I'm trying to decide
whether I want to go
with the thing
that I watch the most
or the thing
that I like the most
is a comedy.
Okay.
Comedy is fucking stacked.
I know I'm not going
to pick the thing
that you want.
Comedy.
I would be honestly happy
with any of my top seven.
I would genuinely be happy.
Should I just recap
what I have so far
just in terms of categories? Yeah, that seems like great. Should I just recap what I have so far?
Just in terms of the categories? Yeah, that seems like great.
Once again, are you a professional podcaster?
I have a drama.
It's Trainspotting.
I don't have a comedy.
I have an Oscar nominee in Fargo.
I don't have an action horror thriller.
I have a blockbuster and I don't have a wildcard.
My blockbuster is Twister.
So you're just missing comedy and...
Action horror thriller and wildcard.
He's got Trainspotting, Fargo, and Twister so you're just missing comedy and action thriller and wild card so he's got train spotting
Fargo and Twister now action horror thriller is a little trickier there are some good movies for
sure yeah that's why I'm gonna take primal fear and thriller that's what I thought you would have
done um and I only mean that just because I feel like good for you Marty or whatever is it's a
great movie it's I've said it so many times but it's such a great example of what we were we were capable of as a people yeah and as a society this is one where
the twist was spoiled for me before i saw it that sucks well it sucks but that's it's another one
that you can then go back and watch the movie knowing it and you're like oh i see right but
i mean but it was like a little different yeah Yeah. That's okay. Phenomenal Edward Norton performance.
Larry Flint's the same year,
I think, right?
Is he in?
He's in Larry Flint, right?
He's the lawyer.
He is.
So it was a big Edward Norton year.
Yeah.
And so like I just,
he was like a major deal
like just for me as like,
oh, like a guy who kind of like
is almost my age.
He's like popping off right now.
We've talked a lot about Primal Fear, but incredible courtroom drama, incredible legal thriller, and one of the all-time twists.
Great pick.
I've got two picks.
Right now you have Jerry Maguire in drama.
Questionable, but we're allowing it.
The Rock in action horror thriller.
And Independence Day in blockbuster.
Well, in Ostradom, I'm taking that thing you do.
Fuck.
So that's what you get for taunting me.
Once again, you have aired.
I was doing filler.
You always tell me to do filler and I was doing it.
You have aired deeply.
God damn it.
I was so close to my perfect game. Do you think that this film is beloved by people who are Jack and Alea's age?
Jack and Alea, have you seen that thing you do?
Show of hands.
Thumbs down.
Thumbs down and not seen.
Wait, is thumbs down like...
You don't like it?
Or you haven't seen it?
Oh, okay.
Okay, that's better.
I also have not seen it.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, you're missing out on a modern classic.
You know who had the streets completely fucking in a headlock at this time was Liv Tyler.
I mean.
You couldn't throw a pebble without hitting a Liv Tyler movie.
This was also the year of Stealing Beauty, the Bernardo Bertolucci movie that she starred in.
Also starring Rachel Weisz, quite memorably.
That thing you do for any of you at home listening along who have not heard
of this movie
this is the directorial debut
of Tom Hanks
written and directed
by Tom Hanks
about a
effectively a
one hit wonder
in the late 1950s
early 1960s
one hit one eater
one eaters
they're called the wonders
actually 1964
that's later than I would have thought
this was set in
and it's just a delightful dramedy.
Very, very, very well made.
Adam Schlesinger, the late Adam Schlesinger from Fountains of Green wrote the songs.
Including the title song, which is the song that was nominated, that got it to be an Oscar nominee.
Did not win.
Did Evita win?
Well, Evita wasn't added.
I guess songs were added.
Yeah, a song was added,
which is like absolute bullshit.
That thing you do,
the song,
is like one of the only songs
in history
that meets my
best original song qualifications.
I do think that
You Must Love Me
from Evita is very good.
Sure.
It's Andrew Lloyd Webber
and Tim Rice.
Listen,
I could sing it right now.
Okay.
You're not a fan of Evita?
Uh-uh.
You don't like her politics?
I saw Evita on a class trip.
Really?
Isn't that funny?
Yeah.
I also saw Romeo and Juliet for the first time in class.
That's cool.
Really?
Yeah.
It was shown to me in an English class the following year.
I don't think I saw it in theaters.
Do you think that teacher was nursing something that day?
I mean, public high school in Long Island, they think that teacher was nursing something that day? I mean,
public high school on Long Island,
they were just like,
it's movie day
every third day.
We were doing
Colonial America
as a history block
and we watched Spartacus
for some reason
and it was quite obvious
that that was not
the teacher's best.
Did you also see Caligula?
Best Wednesday.
We watched the films
of Ken Russell.
That lineup
of best original song that year was You Must Love Me Which One.
I finally found someone from The Mirror Has Two Faces, the Barbra Streisand film, for the first time from One Fine Day.
One of the most bitter romantic comedies of its era.
It's really tough.
Fascinating movie.
That Thing You Do and Because You Loved Me from Up Close and Personal.
Incredibly important. Written by Diane Oren.
In its own way. Yeah. And performed by
the one, the only.
Celine Dion.
I feel good about that pick. I have another pick.
I think I've seen that movie
upwards of 50 times. It's a great movie.
I am obsessed with that movie. And obviously
it plays into our whole Beatles thing.
Tom Everett Scott
is that his name? Forever gonna forever going to be Jonathan Skate?
Oh, yeah.
And Ethan Embry and Steve Zahn and Steve Zahn is the rhythm guitarist.
Yeah, really, really.
The Wolfman.
No, no, no.
Wolfman is who they were.
He's the drummer in the beginning.
Yeah.
I think.
Do I only have wildcard?
No, I have comedy.
Oh, no.
Giovanni Ribisi is the drummer in the beginning.
Yes.
And then Wolfman is the bass player.
That's right.
He's the one who comes in.
Because Ethan Embry enlists.
Or gets drafted.
He's enlist.
I think he like goes to Disneyland.
Oh, that's right.
And then he enlists.
Tom Hanks is like, what are you doing?
So you have one last slot.
Or you have two slots.
I read it once in his cocktail waitress at the jazz club.
Do you have a comedy?
No, but I have some backups.
So it's okay.
And do you have a comedy?
I don't.
Wow. I'll be fine. So comedy? I don't. Wow.
I'll be fine.
So we waited a long time to go to this category, but now it feels like the right time.
I wanted that thing you do in comedy, but.
I thought so.
Well, as always.
You went out of the.
You're generous.
You did the thing that I was praising us for not doing, which is dipping out of the big six.
I did.
I did.
But.
Had to be done.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Right now,
I'm really wishing that Chris and I
had learned
like a two-person
choral arrangement
of the Bruce Springsteen song
from
Jerry Maguire
to sing to you.
She whispered
to you
in her head.
Isn't it
Secret Garden?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the radio station would play it with the clips.
I'm glad you brought this up.
We were talking about A Complete Unknown on the show.
This is an episode that aired two months ago from when we were speaking, but nevertheless.
Where do you think your emotional state in regards to A Complete Unknown will be on October 8th?
I will not have seen it by this point.
Yeah.
I miss this segment.
I think what is the general vibe?
He's just having a fucking meltdown
because it's like
what he wants
but also what he doesn't want
and it's not the right.
I'm not where Andy is.
Andy was like,
this looks like garbage
to me on the podcast.
Yes.
I didn't say that.
I don't think it's going to be garbage.
I'm a little concerned
that it's not what I want
out of a movie about Bob Dylan.
Which isn't, you know, that's a musician that I really care about. And so that led to
a conversation about Bruce Springsteen and maybe that Jeremy Allen White movie will happen.
And I was like, you know, I really like Bruce Springsteen, but he's not like essential to my
musical taste. Yeah. But I was wondering, trying to think of like, would you say that he is for you?
Bruce Springsteen? Yeah. He's pretty big. Yeah. He yeah he's pretty big it's it's not definitional
for me and like my personality and my life but i really like a lot of his records and pumped them
still to this day what's your favorite uh you can't say nebraska anymore so i'm gonna go darkness on
the edge of town okay that's like that's the right pick that's like cool yeah you know still some pop
edge i'm'm you understand
I'm used to your
music psychologies
at this point
I feel like
thanks for also
like just minimizing me
and just being like
you're just like a
like a
me?
NPC who just plays
as a hipster
um
I mean you said it
not me
uh
I'm taking Happy Killing
you're like
I like Bob Dylan
yeah of course
I'm not
I
I
I
I
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Dylan. Yeah, of course. I willingly accept the cliche of my life,
just like I willingly accept the cliche of being a 14-year-old boy
who saw Happy Gilmore.
He was simply delighted.
And I am delighted to this day.
And I think it is a world-class comedy and I love it.
It's got to be weird.
Like when I saw Caddyshack when I was a kid, I was like, this is funny.
But I wonder if you look at Happy Gilmore now as a 20-something. Are you like,
this is dumb? This is
horrendous? 20-somethings? Happy Gilmore?
These are the guys. Five-star banger. Five-star banger.
Thumbs up. Okay, that's good to know.
Hell yes! Listen, the kids are alright. The kids are alright.
Thank you so much. That's great. That's good.
It's really important. Obviously, we lost Carl Weathers
this year. Happy Gilmore,
he's a critical part of that film.
You know, we lost Bob Barker recently, one of Chris's
favorite talk show hosts and personalities
and someone whose sexual politics he understands.
Have you ever been on a talk show host?
I think you'd be really good.
No?
Maybe. I don't think I would be good as a
contestant. Oh, no, I think you'd be great.
I think I would lose in jeopardy.
I would find it really fun. But I think I'd lose in jeopardy for not.
Were you trying to guess the price of a pack of sponges, you know, on prices, right?
You should go on supermarket sweep.
That is what I want to see.
Pushing the cart around, looking for sausages.
That's what I want.
Did you guys read the interview with the gay couple who who like okay so this this like went viral two
months ago when we recorded this everyone but it was like someone took a screenshot of an old
supermarket suite episode and it was like two guys who were like quote-unquote business partners
um but you know obviously they are together and so slate found them and they are very much together
and now they're legally married and also their parents like were both widowed and they got married and they're really happy so it's a very
lovely story but they also talked about their supermarket sweep strategy their parents were
both widowed and got married yeah wow yeah no it's really nice but then they talked about
they ended up losing kind of Targaryen vibes even though they because because they didn't think about the weight
distribution in the cart before the end so they put like put all the frozen turkeys and stuff
first and then it was too and i just really would like to see you chris ryan pushing a cart
full of frozen turkeys around yeah and trying to tend with the weight maybe for your 50th
live supermarket podcast sure sounds good she's 66 oh my god we should we really should just make a
like you should have to share your weird food opinions on the tiktok and you we should just
follow you gopro in the grocery store you know and that i think that would be really amazing
we don't give away this content you know we don't just give it away fine put a you know you figure
out how to monetize it.
You're the big brains, right?
We optimize.
You put together a deck.
Yeah.
You and Ed Norton
and you let me know.
Okay?
I would happily accept
his investment
if he were so interested
in my future business
as a food sharer of opinions.
He's just making
the presentation for you.
Okay.
Well, that works too.
You've got a pick.
For comedy.
So I've got comedy
and then wild card, right? For comedy, I'm going to pick. For comedy. So I've got comedy and then wild card, right?
For comedy, I'm going to go with Tin Cup.
Good one.
Ron Shelton's look at a fallen golfer who's making a run at the US Open.
One of my favorite Costners.
Dynamite Rene Russo.
Very funny Don Johnson.
Incredible ensemble of supporting characters
and a really, really, really, really
amazing sports movie.
It's so good. The Last Hour is like
watching a golf
tournament on TV. It's just a tournament, but that actually is pretty
cool. It's one of my favorite things to do.
Watch Kevin Costner
and Don Johnson play nine holes.
The conclusion is really, really, really good.
Also some just amazing, basically taking very specific golf things,
like a guy who thinks he can carry water, you know,
but I hit a ball over water and he can't,
but he just keeps insisting that he can.
You know, this is how I learned about what Laying Up is.
Yes.
When I rewatched it for the Kevin Costner Hall of Fame.
And I was like, oh, oh, that's what they say.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'll do Tin Cup.
Okay.
You got two.
I do.
In a way, it's nice because I don't have to worry about my perfect game anymore.
Okay.
Speaking of Kevin Costner and if
because if I've gotten
that thing you do
in comedy
then like the pressure
to pick like the truly
perfect wild card
would have been
sort of unbearable
this is you
trying to emotionally
reconcile
that your awful behavior
led to your inability
to be perfect
I was filling
air time
while you were
indecisive
which is something
you have asked me to do.
You can go negative or you can go positive.
I'm choosing to go positive.
I'm celebrating the films of Tom Hanks.
That's what I did.
Much like the Academy almost did by nominating.
That's right.
So I think in comedy,
I'm going to be true to my heart
and also true to my heart and also
true to 96 Amanda
Mars attacks
and to really like
a vocal minority
of Ringer podcast listeners
who are just waiting
for the First Wives Club
to be featured on
absolutely any podcast
it seems like it's just
like a blind spot
looks like it's being featured
on the big picture
everybody else
so here we are.
Are those people who want to hear
that episode First Wives?
They want that representation?
This was a very big thing.
It was a very popular movie.
Yeah, this is Goldie Hawn,
Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton.
And then Sarah Jessica Parker in a dynamite
supporting role.
Dealing with the death of their college friend
and also their shitty husbands.
And then expressing their feelings through song.
Is this a musical?
No, but at the end they do You Don't Own Me.
Oh, okay.
Which is pretty important.
And they're all wearing white and...
I haven't seen
it you have not seen okay well whatever um weird because you're such a huge bet middler guy so i
would have thought this would have been one of your faves i actually don't know other than bird
cage if she's she's in bird cage right who's no is bet middler and birdcage weist oh yeah
now that's racist against white women Diane Wiest is great
in Mirror of Kingston
I'll bet she is
I'll never know
haven't seen it
have you seen
First Wives Club?
I have seen
First Wives Club
why did you watch that?
I would rank it
why would I watch it?
did you watch it
for like a pod
or did you watch it
well I was being raised
by a first wife and I would say she was very excited for the film i do believe we saw it
together um like there are a lot of people have seen this movie i know it made 181 million dollars
it would have been funny if that was my first film school assignment is direct the first wives club
so it's directed by a man named hugh. Can you name any other films that Hugh Wilson has directed?
Did he do Chariots of Fire?
No.
That's Hugh Hudson.
Did he do...
And Hugh Hudson also did Tarzan.
Greystroke.
Yeah.
Legend of Greystroke.
Sure.
This is fun.
Can you name any...
He's directed some big movies.
No, I can't.
Well, he directed Police Academy.
Okay.
Oh, what a auteur.
He also directed Blast from the Past, starring Brendan Fraser.
Oh, wow.
What year did Police Academy come out?
1984.
Have we done...
We've drafted 84, haven't we?
We have, in fact.
Yeah.
In honor of...
Of me.
What year did Police Academy 2 come out?
Can we draft that?
I'm not sure.
He directed
Dudley Do-Right.
Sure.
He directed
Guarding Tess.
Has anyone seen
Guarding Tess?
I actually seen
Guarding Tess.
Yeah, of course.
Good film.
Some other stuff.
Okay.
So, Wild Card.
I have a few things
I could do here.
You know,
and I mentioned Matilda.
I mentioned Emma.
It was a... What a time it was to be 12 years old but i do think i'll do bottle rocket for wild card yeah that's what that's
what happens when you take that thing you do i have other options but i was definitely circling
yeah this is wes anderson's. Introduces us to the Wilson brothers
and or, you know, the future Harrison Ford.
One of whom would go on to be the future Harrison Ford.
And this is not something that I saw in 96,
but this is, I probably saw it after Tenenbaums
and then went back and did Rushmore and Bottle Rocket.
And, you you know we've
talked about a million times that Wes Anderson is sort of like a generational touch point for
at least for us we have just completed uh the Grand Budapest Hotel rewatchables yesterday
so uh we we shared a lot of Wes Anderson takes it's been out for two months yeah yeah
did you guys talk about Millennial Pink I brought it brought it up oh good thank you i'm glad it was an honor okay you know about millennial pink i do yeah i mean
i knew about it before the podcast that's actually amanda's influence that is that's how profound to
reference the palette and specifically the trendy color right and it's such a way the way it's i
mean it like and commodified and it's yeah yeah mean, it like... And commodified and influenced the culture. Yeah.
It led the way.
So I have a wild card.
Are you thinking Bottle Rocket?
But that pink is honestly
prettier than
true millennial pink
because Wes Anderson
has immaculate taste.
I couldn't tell.
It's a pinker.
I couldn't tell the difference.
It's a vibrant...
It's an amazing movie.
Close to...
Bottle Rocket also.
It's scabarelli.
Hot pink pink.
I'm excited for talking
about honorable mentions
because there's... So many. So many. for talking about honorable mentions because there's so many
so many
but I would feel
and there's a bunch
of movies that I'm like
I can already hear
people be like
how could you not
I am going to draft
Lone Star
with my wild card
I saw Lone Star
in 96
when it came out
and I was like
is that the best movie
I've ever seen
in my life
it's the only movie
that I rewatched for this podcast and It's the only movie that I rewatched
for this podcast.
And it is the only movie
that I rewatched
for this podcast.
Really?
Oh, it was last night?
And you know what?
Look at that!
It's fucking incredible.
We're so back.
It's still so,
so moving at the end.
I don't think a lot of people
have seen this movie.
It's a film by John Sayles
set in Texas.
It is essentially a
season of The Wire condensed into one film.
I saw a review that said that on Letterboxd.
It was like this had...
Was it Chris's?
No, but it was like this is a season of prestige television shrunk down to one film.
Yeah, and you can sometimes feel like there's lots of subplots in this movie,
but at its heart, it is a murder mystery and romance movie where the
murder mystery and the romance are kind of tied together.
It was Matthew McConaughey's other big breakout, aside from Dazed, was being in flashbacks
Chris Cooper's father.
And it stars Chris Cooper and Elizabeth Pena in the film.
Also an amazing Joe Morton performance
and an amazing Chris Christopherson performance.
And it's essentially about a corrupt sheriff,
the man who replaces him
and the people who grow up underneath that man.
It's maybe not the most elegant way of describing it.
And then also there's an army base in this Texas town
and there's a crime committed.
So it's just like a lot of stuff happening.
But Sales is like one of the best ever
at being like here's 12 characters
and how their lives kind of collapse on each other.
And this is my favorite Sales movie.
Mine too and not confusing.
Usually a movie that is this sprawling
I think can sometimes get a little bit
difficult to navigate.
But it's only like two hours and ten minutes it's not that long and one of the
great endings
I don't know about movie history but like
one of my favorite endings to a film ever
yeah great reveal
you got a very curious look on your face because you just
you see two men who really admire one another
no it was cute I was just like that you guys are
having a moment and I great movie
also it's like in sales movies
you get to see
actors who you will see
so much
Chris Cooper
Elizabeth Pena
Joe Morton
over the course of your life
and they're never quite
featured the way they are
in sales movies
kind of
John Sayles movies
he takes character actors
and lets them be movie stars
for two hours
and it's always
it's always sick
but Makani
what the hell
he's glimmering
in this movie
Wild Card and taking swingers yeah
which is not often bundled in with the Tarantino generation that you mentioned at the very
beginning but I do think is actually a part of it in a very specific way because I personally
got very invested in like how they got this movie made and i was very interested in favreau's like story this
is one of the very few like screenplays i bought in a store and i was very interested to know like
how he wrote it even though it's not like a terribly complex movie it's just like a bunch
of guys talking in rooms um they did a good job of kind of like explaining to the world what a like
wunderkind moment this was for a guy who'd
also similarly to Tarantino
been struggling for a while
but the movie itself
was just like
very very cool
to a
dorky kid
from Long Island
and it featured a world
and it's only now
as I get older
and I've lived in Los Angeles
for a long time
that I see like
what losers the guys
in the movie were
that I see that Trent
who seemed like the coolest guy
of all time
because he was such a great talker and he was very tall and handsome you know doesn't have a
whole lot going on in his life yeah um and that the movie takes on a completely different it's
it's colored differently by aging and also seeing Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau become
so huge right and so important to Hollywood.
And it's very much a time capsule movie.
Like, I don't know if I would watch it every day.
And also, speaking of soundtracks, this is a soundtrack that I really love. Not so much the swing dancing stuff,
but the actual jazz and R&B that's on that soundtrack is phenomenal.
Let me ask you this.
If there's no swingers, is there a sphere in Las Vegas?
Why do you say that?
Did swingers revitalize Vegas so much
and make it a destination
beyond just like this is a place you can go gamble
or like a crazy thing that we can do
in the middle of the night or whatever?
God.
To the point where it becomes
first it goes what happens in Vegas
like all that stuff that happens after
Bill's writing about it.
You know like everybody starts talking about it and then it increases like its footprint
in terms of being a tourist destination for stuff outside of gambling to where you wind up.
With the hangover and then the sphere.
When did the What Happens in Vegas tagline come around?
Obviously, there was a movie, but I think the catchphrase was before that,
the commercial, the sort of marketing campaign.
I think it's after Vegas, baby Vegas. I think it's after swingers.
According to the Cincinnati Inquirer, which is what I was fed by Google, 2003.
Well, thank you to Jon Favreau for his work. I love swingers. There's so many honorable mentions.
I don't even know where to begin. Where would you like to begin, Amanda?
We could start with things that are in the top 10 highest grossing.
Including, you briefly mentioned The Birdcage, but The Birdcage, which was probably my first Mike Nichols movie.
And you mentioned Matthew McConaughey, A Time to Kill.
Chris's first Mike Nichols movie was Closer.
That's funny you know
those were big movies
time to kill
and the birdcage
making
124 million dollars
domestic is
pretty wild
yeah
also on that list
Ransom
give me back my son
yeah
which was a phenomenon
and actually made
136 million dollars
that movie
Ron Howard Ron Howard Ron Howard? Ron Howard.
Ron Howard and Mel Gibson in his
prime of stardom.
That movie, Outgrossing the Rock,
is fascinating.
I really do not like the 101
Dalmatians adaptation. That's Glenn Close?
With Glenn Close, but that movie was also huge that year.
Has that been in your home? The original.
Oh, the cartoon.
Yeah.
Eraser? Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Eraser.
Schwarzenegger.
Not a very good movie.
Nominated for an Oscar.
It was.
I noticed that.
Were you thinking
of drafting it?
What do you guys think
of Phenomenon and Michael?
The two John Travolta films
from that year.
It's tough for my girl.
Arguably her biggest L.
Yeah.
Who's your girl?
Nora Ephron. Yeah? Nora Ephron.
Yeah, Nora Ephron.
But what's the other even bigger L that we watched recently?
Mixed Nuts.
Oh, you're right.
That one is worse.
Yeah, that's the biggest L.
Michael's okay.
Phenomenon I'm not a very big fan of.
I'm going to walk you through a couple of things here.
Please.
Those were just the big movies, not the movies we love.
I don't even know if this really fits into the big pictures agenda,
but this was a very good time for HBO Films,
which put out about 10 narrative scripted films,
and one a month, and it would just be like,
these have largely been forgotten.
I was a very big fan of many of these movies.
I don't know how available they are on Max,
or if they're available on DVD,
but The Late Shift was a really big deal for me.
I don't know why, but i was like loved it really fascinated by it and also the style of filmmaking
that it had was very like verite and this idea that like you you would be seeing dave letterman
and jay leno negotiating their contracts even if it was fictional or whatever is crazy there was
another really good hbo movie that i i can't find uh but I remember very fondly, which is called Don't Look Back,
which was a early Billy Bob Thornton script.
And it's about Eric Stoltz playing a junkie in LA
who steals a suitcase full of money
and absconds back to Texas where he's from.
Never seen this.
And hooks up with his high school friends
and then the dealers come looking for him.
Interesting.
It's like kind of a one false move-ish movie,
but it's really cool.
And then there's a lot of really good low low brow i don't even know if i want to say it's low brow let's talk about
from dust till dawn it was my it was right behind swingers in my wild card pick it would it was it
it's it absolutely rocks and i will not apologize for anything that I enjoy
about this movie.
Yeah.
Which is a movie about
two
bank robbing
hostage taking brothers
played very credibly by
Quentin Tarantino
and George Clooney.
Okay.
They're brothers.
They're brothers.
Yeah.
Robert Rodriguez directing.
They take a family hostage
after a
Harvey Keitel
and Juliette Lewis.
Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis. Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis.
And they're headed to a meeting point to get the money that they're owed and then get across the border.
And that meeting point is a brothel at the edge of town.
And that brothel, do you know where this is going?
No.
You have no idea what this is?
No.
I almost want to make you watch this movie.
Okay.
That brothel's...
Don't tell me.
Alright, tell me.
You don't know?
You don't know
what this movie is?
No.
Okay, this...
I mean, when I saw this
the first time,
you kind of knew
because of the marketing,
but still I was like,
holy fucking shit.
Yeah, it was the
fucking coolest thing.
It's basically what happens
is they get to this brothel.
Harvey Keitel's a priest,
a defrocked priest
who's fallen from his faith
this movie is so awesome
I can't believe it
but George Clooney
has taken them hostage
and they get to this brothel
and Salma Hayek
does a long
striptease
striptease with a cobra
or something
okay this is ringing a bell
and then
her name is
Satanico Pandemonio
and they all turn into vampires
okay
and so they have to fight
vampires all night and it's like. And so they have to fight vampires all night.
And it's like...
It's like the Wild Bunch with vampires and Salma Hayek in a bikini.
That's cool.
Like, I was 14, Amanda.
Hey, that's awesome.
Are you kidding me?
I know, but you're just like, how do you, 12-year-old Amanda, not know where this is going?
No, no, I'm not blaming you for that.
I'm just trying to convey to you what an earth-shifting work of cinema this was.
Okay. Should I keep throwing other ones out there? Yeah. for that. I'm just trying to convey to you what an earth-shifting work of cinema this was.
Okay.
Should I keep throwing other ones out there?
Yeah.
Gosh, there's so much
Do you like Kingpin?
Yeah, I really do.
Honestly, it might be
my favorite Farrelly's.
It might be mine too.
It's a tough one.
That was a movie though
to your twister point
where I think in my head
I built it up
that this is going to be
the funniest movie
of all time. Because of Dumb and Dumber?
Because of Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson.
Because I was like, this can't, like,
all the previews and, like, the idea
that they were just doing a bowling comedy, I was like,
this is truly going to be
my Super Bowl, and I don't know if it lived up
to that. I hope I didn't months
in that pick, you know, for comedy. That would have been
tough. Bound? Yep.
Big one. Big one.
Big thriller.
I got to say,
I'm really working in the... We're still in, like,
maybe taking it out
for its...
to find its voice
and find my steps,
but the Al Pacino
in City Hall performance
gets better and better
every time I watch it
on YouTube.
Yep.
Our families
bingling.
Our children laughing.
Our hearts joined. And he children laughing. Our hearts joined.
And he does this.
Our hearts joined.
That's the international sign
for two dicks touching
just for the record.
I think I like that movie.
Yeah, I love...
City Hall is awesome.
That's the guy
who directed Sea of Love.
It's Harold Becker
with a script by Paul Schrader
and Bo Goldman
yeah
and Nick Pelleggi
yeah
some other stuff
Sleepers
was a big deal
liked it a lot
that year
read that book
before the movie came out
and I was like
what?
they're gonna make
a movie out of this?
I have a bunch
you guys
yeah
Cable Guy
which is a movie
that was like reviled publicly
but if you were a kid you went and saw and probably saw over and over again a movie that
maybe like uh relate to more than i'd like to admit um citizen ruth alexander payne's first
film which is a little bit underseen these days much like um a couple of these other movies is
not really widely available anymore so i feel like it doesn't have a huge reputation.
Waiting for Guffman.
Yeah.
The Chris Guest movie,
which is absolutely hilarious.
David O. Russell's Flirting with Disaster,
which is I think his second film
and is really, really funny,
like an ensemble comedy.
Walking and Talking,
Nicole Holofcener's second movie,
I want to say.
Broken Arrow,
the third movie of the year for John Travolta,
who's playing an absolutely mind broken general,
like stealth Blackbird pilot.
Yeah.
Steals his plane.
Yeah.
Um,
I mentioned breaking the waves,
Chris,
the Chris Farley vehicle,
black sheep.
Sure.
Of course.
Sling blade.
Yeah.
Didn't mention that Billy Bob movie.
Uh, would like to give a shout out to
Tales from the Crypt presents
Bordello of Blood.
Dennis Miller.
Starring Dennis Miller.
Yeah, that was...
Absolutely.
I was watching the Dennis Miller show
on HBO every week
where he was shooting pool
while Tears for Fears
Everybody Wants to Rule the World
would play
and then he would come out
and he would explain
America to us.
And at the time,
he was coming off of Saturday Night Live,
not a weird fringe right-wing guy.
Yeah.
Actually seemed like an incredible thinker
in the world.
Maybe even shaped some of my ideas.
Shall I keep going?
Barbed Wire starring Pamela Anderson.
Imagine being 14.
Yeah.
Just an employee.
We were there.
Just imagine it.
Imagine being a 12-year-old girl
at the same time.
Did you like the craft?
Yeah,
but like,
I wasn't really,
you know,
goth adjacent,
so I was aware of it.
I was a little more
Harriet the Spy
than the craft at this point.
I mean,
let's be real.
I was 12.
What else is there?
Big Night? Big Night. Big Night. let's be real. I was 12. What else is there? Big Night.
Big Night.
Big Night.
She's the one which I'm like...
I like it.
I like it too.
And also the Tom Petty song.
Good soundtrack.
Courage Under Fire.
Very good movie.
Big Matt Damon.
And awesome Denzel Washington.
I'll just shout out Landon Freedom,
which was the first Ken Loach I'd ever seen
and is basically his homage to Catalonia.
It's about a guy who goes from Liverpool to Spain to Loach I'd ever seen and is basically his homage to Catalonia. It's about a guy
who goes from Liverpool
to Spain to fight.
I haven't seen that before.
It's really, really cool.
Welcome to the dollhouse.
I love saying things
like Jim Deak,
like, welcome to the dollhouse.
Is that your favorite movie?
I mentioned it a little earlier.
I think it represents a right turn
in narrative storytelling
I think Todd Sollins
has a movie coming next year
so maybe there'll be
an opportunity to like
look back at his work
James Armish's Dead Man
came out this year
Marvin's Room
just to round out the Leo
that's right
of it all
yeah
that was Oscar nominated
yeah
there was a couple of
cool thrillers
the two I'll mention
is Trigger Effect
which is a
David Koepp movie
with
I believe
Kyle MacLachlan
and Elizabeth Shue
about what would happen
in a like
suburban town
if there was a blackout
that's really cool
because it's kind of
Lord of the Flies-y
right like a long blackout
not like six hours
like days
yeah
um
Abel Ferraro's
The Funeral
yeah
starring Chris Walken
that's a great movie
uh
Walking and Talking
Cole Hoff Center
yeah I said that
oh my bad
what about Whisper of the Heart
from Studio Ghibli
sure
didn't see that
you guys haven't seen it
have you seen
Whisper of the Heart
no I haven't
what about the documentary
When We Were Kings
yeah
I was wondering about that
for Oscars
I thought about it
for Oscars as well.
It's a damn good film.
The Long Kiss Goodnight,
directed by Rennie Harlan.
One of the...
So there was...
That was one that I was going to mention as like...
It was almost a bigger story about the making of the movie
than the movie itself wound up being
because it was such an expensive script.
Is that Esther House?
Joe Esther House?
Or is that Shane Black?
I think it's Shane Black.
Shane Black.
But it was like the most expensive spec script ever bought.
Speaking of behind the scenes stuff,
I was wondering if this ever crossed your radar,
but Up Close and Personal?
Yeah.
Which is the John Gargarudon book monster
is based on his experiences working on Up Close and Personal.
I didn't know a lot about the woman
that Michelle Pfeiffer's
character is based on. I read about her last
name, Jessica Savage. I don't think I know
the real story. I think I just know that
Robert Redford's very handsome
in that movie.
So Jessica Savage
went to Ithaca College.
And so she is a very
was a much discussed figure when I was studying journalism.
And there's a big broadcast journalism program.
I was not in the broadcast program, but she was.
Do you wish you had been?
Yeah, here you are.
Yeah.
Funny how that worked out.
Do you wish you had gone into broadcast journalism?
I don't really have the comportment for television, I don't think.
Despite whatever is happening here.
I think you would be a great broadcast journalist.
I love to hear the news from you at night.
Oh, thanks so much.
Is that not a nice thing to say?
I mean... Amanda's ready for a snack in case you haven't realized it.
I thought I was doing okay.
A little buried in here for the last five minutes.
It is like the small meals phase of this, right?
You know, I've got room for like every two hours.
We had the cream cheese and the bagel.
It's okay.
It's fine to eat.
I respect it.
I mean, like if you're saying I remind you of Diane Sawyer, that would be wonderful.
I don't really think that's what I'm giving off.
I'm afraid I'm giving off more of like crazy Barbara Walters.
It's not crazy Barbara Walters.
It's like a
peak Jane Pauly.
Oh.
You know.
Okay.
Peak Linda Ellerbe.
Okay.
Thanks.
Oh Linda Ellerbe.
That's yeah.
I would take that.
I just like to cite
if Gary Grace set it off
before we go.
It's another movie
I really like.
Yeah.
I also
would like to cite
Heaven's Prisoners starring Alec Baldwin.
What happened in that movie?
Which was a sexual awakening for me.
As was in some ways Girl 6, which I did not.
Speaking of sexual awakenings, I'd like to cite Fear starring Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon.
And some things that should not be repeated.
But they live on in my brain.
Roller coasters.
Yeah.
Wild stuff.
Super normal episode of this show as usual.
Did you think it was bad?
I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, I didn't think it was too hostile.
No, it was great.
You know, now we know where you are on cream cheese.
Yeah, I'm having a very normal career.
What about like lox bread?
What about it?
Well, do you eat smoked salmon?
I do.
Or lox?
I do.
Okay.
You know,
I would prefer to have
just the salmon.
I'm not as into the spread.
Okay.
It's not a hard and fast thing.
If you handed me a sandwich
with lox bread,
I would eat it.
Thanks for checking in
on that.
Appreciate it.
Would you like to recap
your picks, Chris?
Oh, yeah, sure.
You closed your laptop.
Amanda, why don't you recap your picks?
Hold on.
I got to scroll up.
I'm right here.
Go for it, Amanda.
Okay.
In drama, I have Romeo and Juliet.
In comedy, I have The First Wives Club.
In Oscar nominee, The English Patient, which is actually an Oscar winner.
In action horror thriller, I have Scream.
In blockbuster, I have Mission Impossible, starring Tom Cruise. And in wild thriller, I have Scream. In blockbuster, I have Mission Impossible starring Tom
Cruise. And in wild
card, I have Bottle Rocket.
Chris? In drama, I had
Trainspotting. Shout out to
Warren Slippy. I still listen to Techno to
this day because of that song. Yep.
Comedy, Sit-in Cup.
Oscar nominee, I took
Fargo. Action horror thriller,
I took Primal Fear. Blockbuster, I took Twister. Wild card, I took Lone Star. In drama, I took Fargo. Action horror thriller, I took Primal Fear.
Blockbuster, I took Twister.
Wild card, I took Lone Star.
In drama, I took Jerry Maguire.
In comedy, I took Happy Gilmore.
In Oscar nominee, I took That Thing You Do.
In action horror thriller, I took The Rock.
In blockbuster, I took Independence Day. And in wild card, I took Swingers.
Thank you, guys.
You're so welcome.
How's future you feeling?
About what?
About what just happened here?
How would it be different from current me?
I don't know.
How do you think when you wake up on October 8th and you think about this day, how do you think you'll be feeling?
I'll be perfectly honest with you.
I will not be thinking about it.
Every single episode that we record, I'm like, that will never be something honest with you. I will not be thinking about it. Every single episode
that we record,
I'm like,
that will never be something
I return to.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I go back and listen.
You do?
Yeah, sometimes.
Oh, that's nice.
I remember driving around
Philadelphia,
I don't know,
not that long ago,
listening to you
dying about Thanos
on a draft.
I'd be like so mad
that I took it.
Oh, man.
That was like,
you quit. That was like the end of the year, I think, and you I took it. Oh man, that was like, you quit.
That was like the end
of the year,
I think.
And you were really,
really spent
and you were just like,
I'm going to walk out of here.
But fortunately for both of you,
I returned.
And so,
thank you both very much
for participating in this.
Thanks to Les and Eris.
Thanks to Jack Sanders.
Thanks for the listeners
of the show.
We'll be back
at some point
in October.
You won't be here
more than likely.
Yeah.
What else is happening
in October?
Unless you figure out
how to answer voice text.
Can I tell you what?
I will not be doing that.
Can I call in?
Of course.
You'll answer the phone?
We gotta get an old recording?
Old landline
with speakerphone.
So this is true.
This is what I have
on the schedule right now.
On October 11th,
which is the next episode that is planned,
I literally have,
that we'll be covering the movie,
Saturday Night,
which is directed by Jason Reitman.
And the talent that I have listed to be
the co-host of that episode is Chris Ryan.
Now, will that actually happen?
Why wouldn't it?
Is it something you want to happen?
Because I haven't run it by you.
I would love to do that.
Okay.
Stay tuned for that episode. Isn't Gabrielle Laelle lauren michaels in that movie my stock i have so much stock invested in this guy i was trying to tell amanda i'm kind of
excited about this movie i i like saturday night live i i love comedy and you know i like i've read
that book i like the history of the stuff i have some reservations based on what I've seen, including a recently released photo of Nicholas Braun as Jim Henson.
I've seen it.
Okay.
But I'm excited to listen to you guys talk about it.
I do think you should have Naaman on at the end.
If I have Naaman on, it means Jason Reitman is not coming on the podcast.
So he's not listed right now.
I don't know if you've sent the request.
Well, I guess we'll find out.
We'll see.
Yeah.
I'll speak to Jason as well.
We'll see what happens.
Thanks for listening.
We'll see you on Saturday night. you