The Big Picture - The 1997 Movie Draft
Episode Date: November 15, 2022We are drafting again! And Amanda is back! She and Sean are joined by Chris Ryan to pick their faves and foil their pals in a draft of the movies from 1997. Hosts: Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins G...uest: Chris Ryan Producer: Bobby Wagner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm Sean Fennessey. I'm Amanda Dobbins. And this is The Big Picture, a conversation show about 1997.
We are drafting again. It's the Movie Draft 1997 edition.
Chris Ryan is here in the studio. You made it, CR.
Thanks for having me.
This was threatened, but you made it.
By secretaries of state across America?
No. Save that for just my opinion. Episode 384.
Episode 1776, man.
No, I'm referring to your busy schedule. You're a busy guy.
Yeah, I'm busy.
But you're busy.
Amanda's busy.
There are children among us.
Not here, like really,
but you guys have had children.
Interesting point.
Should the next draft feature Alice and Knox is a good question.
What do I get to have then?
Well, you could-
Well, you've got John Fetterman.
Do you want me to draft against Alex and Knox?
No, but also you have
like burgeoning relationships with them.
So you could almost turn our children against us.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
Kids do.
Both of your kids, their eyes get wide when I walk in the room.
That's true.
Do you guys remember the political atmosphere of 1997?
No.
Who was president back then?
Was that still Clinton?
It was Bill Clinton.
Yes.
It was quite toxic.
But it was like, oh, it was Whitewater, right?
Yeah, sure.
That was a better time.
You could just tune in and tune out. know what i'm saying timothy leary style
and you can't you personally can't do that right now i'm too deep what about you have even
ensconced in our political no i have to be honest i sort of i turned it off i mean i catch stray
jokes from the two of you and you know my own own personal JMO at home in the form of my husband, a correspondent for you guys.
No, I know what's up.
But at some point, I'm not tuning in to MSNBC in any of its forms, you know.
I respect it completely.
I think the listeners of this show are also not doing so.
They're here for a draft.
So let's just go right to 1997.
Would you say this is a crown jewel draft that you've been waiting to do for a draft. So let's just go right to 1997. Would you say this is a
crown jewel draft that you've been waiting to do for a long time? No, I hadn't identified it a long
time ago. But then when I started looking at the films that are on this list, I was like, why did
it take so long to get to this one? Formative year. Pretty critical year, I think, for all of us.
And certainly for a lot of our favorite directors. So it's exciting. It's a good one. Amanda,
what were you up to?
What were you doing in 1997?
I turned 13 years old.
Okay.
And this is the year that I learned about the Oscars.
Not that I learned about them,
but that I became really invested in them.
And that has a lot to do with the fact that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
were a part of the Oscars campaign tour.
I'm not joking.
I know.
I taped that Oprah special on VHS. I know I've told this story before,
but I remember being really, really charmed by them and also curious about, but also invested
in that Oscar race. Now, obviously this is also the year of Titanic, which is a really big deal at the Oscars, at the box office, but also if you were a 13-year-old girl.
And so the thing to do if you were 13 and you had seen Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet was to be obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio and to buy a lot of those books, you know, about that were like 40-page teen beat biographies that they sold i guess at barnes and
noble i wrote a few of those my my friend katie still has a tremendous collection of those that
you know we should maybe i should interview her about so if you were 13 and you were a leo fan
then you had to go see titanic like a thousand times yes theaters. Like my peers were the people contributing
to its box office, you know, history.
And this was the year that Amanda decided she zagged.
And I was a Good Will Hunting person in a Titanic world.
And I was a Matt Damon person in a Leonardo DiCaprio world.
Was it zero sum?
Did your Good Will Hunting fandom
diminish your appreciation for Titanic?
Or were you like, that's okay, but I love this?
It did diminish it.
I became self-aware enough,
or the Amanda Project started to the extent that I was like, nah.
Was this the first pop culture?
Yes.
I was like, that's for the normies,
and I'm over here with Good Will Hunting and Matt Damon,
and this is a better movie, and this is more interesting, and this is like, that's for the normies. And I'm over here with Good Will Hunting and Matt Damon. And this is a better movie.
And this is more interesting.
And this is like, I am distinguishing myself as this type of fan as opposed to that type of fan.
Because keep in mind, I was also 13, you know.
So there was like a level of allegiance.
And so I didn't actually see Titanic for a while.
And then I had a friend who was like listen you just got to come
with me to the movies to see Titanic it was like her fourth time seeing it did you explain the
Amanda project to this person no but I went and I was like okay it's pretty good it's pretty good
and I resisted it I think so I mean I cry at movies I'm willing to be emotionally manipulated
at movies I don't get mad about it um and. And my heart is open. Not Chris though.
Not Chris. He doesn't allow that to happen.
I let it happen.
When's the last time you cried in a theater?
Oh,
I don't know about in a theater
because it's been a while
since I've seen anything
that I felt like
emotionally devastating,
I guess,
in that way.
I cried at Lady Bird.
Yeah.
It's like five years ago,
but sure.
Sure.
Yeah.
Did you,
did you cry at Tar?
I haven't seen Tar. Damn, sad for yeah i'm too i'm in the triangle of sadness hive oh that's right you did see that and you enjoyed
it i did yeah yeah he's with me yeah who were you in 1997 i'll throw some keywords out there for you
uh miller highlife the model bar in alston You make it sound like you're a 38 year old truck driver.
Self-titled blur record.
Uh,
is that the one with trailer park,
the breakup record?
No,
that's 13.
This was with song two.
And this was the indie rock record.
That's Normie.
I'm not into that.
Uh,
breakup album.
That's a lot of music,
a lot of,
a lot,
a lot of like the Norton anthology of the American short
story being passed around you know um film was important but not like the central part of my
life that's usually what's happening these late 90s drafts and then I kind of went back and over
the years plus movies were in theaters for way longer so yes they were like Titanic came out
and then I went to Ireland
for a semester abroad
the next year in 98.
Titanic was just the only movie
you could see in Ireland
for like six months.
Yeah.
I opened Apple TV Plus last night
and promoted to me
was Ticket to Paradise.
I was like,
that movie just came out of movie theaters.
If Ticket to Paradise
was released in 1997,
it would have played for three months,
if not longer. And certainly Titanic played for almost a year. So different time in movies.
In 1997, I was 14 going on 15. And here's who I was. Every Monday night, six friends would come
over to my mom's house and we would watch Monday Night Raw. And it was the absolute best time of
my life. I was having so much fun. I was thinking about this.
So many great movies in this year.
I think this is going to be a fun draft.
There's like five or six movies that are really, really strong.
But the best thing that I saw over and over again was the chairman of WWF at the time,
Vince McMahon, would come out into the center of the ring.
He's developing his Mr. McMahon character, who's this evil owner.
And he would start giving some blowhardy speech.
And then the shattered glass of Stone Cold steve austin's theme song would hit yeah and
vince mcgann every time this happened he would have this like shocked look on his face like i
can't believe stone cold is here even though he's the star of our show every week and the biggest
star and i write this fucking script and he writes the whole script. And his performance,
obviously Stone Cold, wonderful.
If you're a 14-year-old boy who's like, fuck everything,
he was an icon.
But just remembering that simple time
when I could enjoy my soap opera.
Have you ever delivered
a Stone Cold stunner on someone?
Oh, certainly.
My brother many times, my cousins.
Have you ever been on the receiving end
of a Stone Cold stunner?
Of course, yeah.
This is kind of like an outtake
from cruising, I think.
I think Stone Cold stunner has a slightly different connotation in cruising than it does in this podcast.
I wonder what handkerchief you have to wear to say.
I was obsessed with movies in 97, but I was obsessed with a lot of other things.
Did you guys think it was a great year?
I mean, Titanic did eat the year in a lot of ways, although there was a binary at the Oscars.
There was a kind of like L.A. Confidential, Titanic.
Like if you were really into movies, you were either on one side of that ledger or the other. Were you really into movies
or was it just more of like a blockbuster moment as a teenage girl in Atlanta? I think this is
when I learned you could be really into movies and that there were movies outside of the blockbuster
Titanic. And so, you know, Good Will Hunting and two really handsome 25-year-olds
were like certainly an entree into all of that.
But I definitely, like I saw LA Confidential
as a 13-year-old.
I saw the Full Monty.
And I invested more in the Oscars
and then at like the Oscars, I branched out.
I think this is an interesting Oscars year
and then a pretty great,
or like an interesting year for filmmakers
that we all love,
whether we loved them in 1997
or came to it a bit later and i i had that chronological experience non-chronological
experience of like knowing a lot more about the blackbusters and oscars in 1997 than you know
our pal quentin tarantino right amanda and i were probably pouring over entertainment weekly at this
time sure you were cracking highlifes the champagne of no i mean i'm not trying to act like i was um our pal, Quentin Tarantino. Right. Amanda and I were probably pouring over Entertainment Weekly at this time.
Sure.
You were cracking high-lifes,
the champagne of beers.
No, I mean, I'm not trying to act
like I was, you know,
Tom Waits or anything like that.
But I will say that
one thing about this year
that's kind of interesting
is sometimes we do
these nostalgia years
and we're like,
God, we didn't know
how good we had it.
The B movies
would be A-plus movies today.
And I think a couple,
like a lot of movies from
this period are actually not great. You know what I mean? Like they're- A zag. Well, it's just that
like the sort of not even B level, but the C level movies that sometimes we're just like,
how come we just don't make a movie like this anymore? I think I'm okay with some of these
movies not being made anymore. I think we did them as best as we could or whatever.
And I also remember a strange sensation, and maybe it was just like who I was at the time,
of being disappointed by a lot of movies that I was really looking forward to.
So that was a pretty like, that was like, I think the first sort of air of like,
I think I'm going to think for myself and say Oliver Stone didn't do it this time.
You know?
Even though I was very enthralled by a lot of these big directors
who had movies this year.
Hmm.
What do you guys think about,
I mean, the box office is interesting
because it's very obvious
that Titanic is the king fish.
But it's kind of a blend
of what we think of as like
1980s box office
and 2000s box office, right?
It's like a combination of franchises.
There's a second jurassic
park movie in the mix here there was a re-release of a new hope do you guys remember this i think i
went i think this is the first time that i saw star wars right oh that well that's so interesting
because obviously there were additions to this version of star wars there was digital effects
animation it was added to the story that's why I was there to be able to compare and contrast and then do my own
PowerPoint presentation. Yeah, it was pre-vlog, you know, but all of the kids are just iterating
on what I started.
This was a huge deal. Do you think something like this could ever happen again, where an
old movie was updated and put into theaters and became one of the top 10 box office winners of
that time?
I'm surprised that they haven't thought of it yet, but if it does happen,
I think it'll probably be for a streaming service.
I think Disney Plus will be like,
Jon Favreau has added new elements
to the three Iron Man movies.
That's essentially what they're doing
with the live action remakes of the Disney movies.
I mean, it's different, obviously,
and they're spending a lot more money.
It's surprising that they're not just
being really budget conscious and throwing. It's surprising that they're not just, like, being really budget-conscious
and, you know, throwing.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, it's a much cheaper way.
Although back then,
I think there was a lot
made about how this was
such revolutionary technology
that Lucas was implementing
into this older film.
But just putting new stuff
in an old movie
is just rude.
He changed movies forever.
All right.
There's no reason
to be rude about it.
You big liar, liar, liar, liar guy, Chris? No, you know I'm not a big Jim Carrey guy. This is one of our, like, He's just rude. He changed movies forever. All right. There's no reason to be rude about it.
You big liar, liar, liar, liar guy, Chris?
No, you know I'm not a big Jim Carrey guy.
This is one of our like,
Sandler and Carrey is where I'm just like,
it's okay.
What's that about?
I don't know.
You hate fun?
You know I don't.
Did the man-children of comedy in the 90s penetrate your life?
Yes, but like not directly it's just more
that happy gilmore and dumb and dumber are just sort of part of the you know the firmament of my
it's not i didn't race out to see liar liar either but i've seen dumb and dumber a lot of times you
know so it's that was also a nice thing where it's like sometimes their movies were better than others
and you could kind of invest
and if it was like a down one
you just like moved on with your life.
It wasn't catastrophic.
Liar Liar's
sort of the beginning of the end for me
with Jim.
With that Jim.
It's not the beginning of the end
with Big Jim.
Yeah.
Lots more to come with Big Jim,
fortunately.
You're going to join us
for one of the Big Jim episodes
on this show
yeah I think I'm gonna do
the Jim Hall of Fame
but I'm only
contributing his
doc work though
meaning you're the
secret filmmaker
behind his doc work
innovations in
fire prevention
he's a remarkable figure
any other observations
about the movies
of 97
before we begin
drafting
you wanna talk about Biggie's Ready to Die, for example?
Or Life After Death, I suppose, was the record.
Yeah, and We Tank Forever.
It was a great rap in music time.
I don't know why I'm stalling here to say that.
Do you look at this big box office list
of films that were successful this year
and divine any lessons?
Or this is a turning point, This is an inflection point.
Big time cynical moment
in Hollywood
where big stars are like,
it's not my year
for my passion project.
Right.
Will Smith in Men in Black.
Let's make Air Force One.
Air Force One.
Con Air.
These are like
very accomplished actors.
You're being rude.
I can't wait for you
to join Will Smith on his apology tour for the next six months.
I feel bad for you, honestly.
Yeah.
You being prepared to defend Will Smith at all costs on this pod.
I'm not.
Don't say that.
I'm not.
I have already shared a lot of feelings.
And I have a lot more. I just don't think that you appreciate what we had.
And so...
You're wrong, but I'm over it.
I'm also mostly over it.
I'm ready to move on while also having some notes for him.
But what about the fact that I'm going to make you talk about Will Smith for one hour in a few weeks?
I'm ready, you know?
Where did you fall on the slap?
That was directly to Chris.
You know what?
I did a pod about it
and I can't remember a single thought I had.
Did you?
Yeah, which I think speaks to the moment
that we've been living in for the last couple of years.
What Greenwald thing?
One night you're like,
I am very, very upset,
but now I just can't remember.
I don't remember whether I was like,
this is a spectacle and the producers should be ashamed of themselves
or Will is misunderstood.
I think the producers should be ashamed of themselves,
but that's because it was a terrible Oscars separate from The Slap.
It was one of the worst Oscars I've ever seen.
For sure.
For sure.
How much do you think that this year's Oscars will be in the shadow of The Slap?
It depends on how they produce the show. If Chris Rock is a part of this year's Oscar will be in the shadow of the slap? It depends on how they
produce the show.
If Chris Rock is a part
of the show,
it will be in the shadow.
Like if Chris Rock
comes out and slaps
Jimmy Kimmel
in like the opening monologue
and Will Smith is in
the crowd for...
He's not allowed to be.
He's banned.
Oh.
Can he zoom in?
No.
Well, he can be nominated.
Do you think he will?
Probably not. Wait, can he be nominated? He can be nominated. He can be nominated, but he's banned from the Academy Well, he can be nominated. Do you think he will? Probably not.
Wait, can he be nominated?
He can be nominated.
He can be nominated, but he's banned from the Academy.
But he's banned from...
So he can't attend the show.
He resigned from the Academy, and he's banned from the show for 10 years.
Right, right.
Damn.
So, oh, you think that's strict?
I think it's fine.
I was just...
I don't think I had heard 10 years before.
What is 10 years?
Like, this isn't Major League Baseball.
Like, in 10 years, it's okay now? What the hell does Chris have to do? What would Chris have
to do to get banned from the big picture for 10 years? Slap me in the face during a live pod.
You know that you would you would welcome me back the next week because the numbers would be out of
control. Really true. You need to turn the cameras on for that episode. We should stage something
like that. Honestly, that would be that would be good. You would be like faked on a way in network.
What the thing is...
Like, slap me again!
I know exactly what I would do.
I would stone cold stun you.
Immediately.
That would play out perfectly.
You guys want to draft?
Sure.
You want to go back to Will Smith?
We will.
You white knighting Will Smith,
my favorite theme of the fall.
I'm not white knighting him.
I'm just like, everyone needs to calm down, okay?
You can't hit people.
You're the least calm person in the room.
You can't hit people on live TV.
If I have to watch another hostage video and him being like, my central trauma is letting
people down, I am going to slap somebody, which is not an okay thing to do.
But at some point-
My central trauma is letting
people just fuck off that made me so angry that made me angrier than anything that actually
happened well i thought his speech was also very disappointing we gotta move on you know he's weird
and we gotta move on okay all right let's move on bobby what's our draft order top gun hat here
yeah top gun hat which i think is a character in the show now because I have a
friend who listens
and went out
for Halloween with me
as I was dressed as
Goose from Top Gun
and he goes
where's the hat
and I'm like
well Goose doesn't
wear a Top Gun hat
is this the first
straight draft we've
done in a while
it is
I'm just trying to
think about whether
or not Goose would
wear a Top Gun hat
because Top Gun
was the program
yeah
right but that's
well he would have
to be an instructor and he was taken before his Yeah. Right, but that's Well, he would have to be
an instructor
and he was taken
before his time.
But it's also
it's an unofficial name, right?
Yeah, but I think
that they have one.
Yeah, you're going to like
it's like the Naval Academy
of Advanced Fighter Pilot
whatever.
Remember when Ed Harris
said that in the movie?
Yeah.
That was so great.
That was the best.
That was so dope.
Anyway, Sean's picking first.
Did you want me to send you
the links to the two
fighter pilots
breaking down every moment of Top Gun Maverick?
I really do.
You've been raving about this content for weeks.
It's elite.
I have the first pick.
You have the first pick.
Good, I didn't want the first pick.
I actually didn't want it either.
I'm relieved.
Sean has the first pick.
Okay.
And choosing second will be our Chris Ryan.
Oh, interesting.
All right.
This is good.
This is good.
Huh.
Amanda's got third pick,
which means she has fourth pick
it's a good
good draft to have
third
I think third was
probably the most
desired here
yeah
like there's
yeah
just puts me
in a slightly
gamey position
of picking
take Titanic away
from you
no
no
do what
there was some
colluding
take Starship Troopers
first overall
there was some colluding in this draft
that is no longer going to be able to happen.
Why don't you call it what it was?
Dinner conversation.
It was dinner conversation.
We were just chatting.
See, this is the problem.
You had to be an asshole,
sit on the other side of the table
and make fun of me for having a housekeeper.
I arrived first.
I wasn't the asshole.
I was waiting for you to arrive and sit beside me.
We all went to dinner last night.
We had a nice little dinner
and uh
you guys didn't talk to me
so I had a couple drinks
and I made a promise
to Chris
about what I would do
if I got the number one pick
but I didn't get it
um
and you know what
this is the problem
with our democracy
we got democratic operatives
bailing
on their allies
at the last minute
just like you bailed on me
I was about to say
something nice to you
and now I don't know whether I'm going to. Okay? And now I want the first pick back so I can screw
you over. Well, you can't have it. I was going to say that I woke up this morning and I was like,
I don't know if my heart's in it. And also, honestly, as Chris observed, Sean's been being
really nice to me the last week because he's been trying to forge points of connection.
Let's go back one second. He was shared.
Last time the three of us did a podcast together, we talked about the banshees of Indochina.
You raised again the specter of my social failings at the end of films where I don't
communicate honestly and decently with my close friends.
And ever since then, I've been trying to make restitution.
How does it feel while you make, like when you're like waiting for Amanda?
I feel like Johnny Carson
coming out for his
10,000th monologue.
Oh, I thought,
like I was wondering
if you felt like
Ashley Judd and Bug
where you're just like,
I have to leave so badly.
No, it doesn't make me
uncomfortable.
It's just,
as I said to Amanda
the first time we discussed it,
I'm like,
we're good,
like we're good for life.
Like I don't need to tell you
like it's so nice
to see you Amanda.
It's those missing moments
that make life,
you know?
It's the second after the movie where you guys are just like that was cool look at us look what we get to do for a living. Honestly what it is now is it's funny
because you're like doing a bit for me and I do actually like getting to talk to you but I also
appreciate you know that you've heard this and you're sort of like doing a joke because you're really just like, hey, it's so nice to see you.
That was such an enriching experience.
You know, like you're using funny words.
So I really do like it.
Okay.
I'll keep it up.
I'm what I'm trying to do.
And I'm so glad we've been able to vamp for this long for my first pick.
I'm trying to model behavior for my young child.
Okay.
Please.
Thank you. So once again. Don't put that child. Okay. Please, thank you.
So once again- Don't put that there.
We'll put it over here.
It's not for us, but that's okay.
It's part of a life project.
It's something that I'm working on as a human.
That's beautiful.
And you've brought some things to my attention
that I need to work on.
And I'm grateful for that.
And hopefully that will create generations of politesse.
That's what we're looking for.
That's right.
Community, care,
But your daughter isn't
at Banshees of Inishirin.
Isn't she?
We don't know.
You know,
her spirit guides me
through the world now.
That's true.
She does look like
she could be a character
in Banshees of Inishirin.
She definitely does.
The mean baby.
Yeah.
She definitely could have been
in that show.
Oh, calm!
Where are you going?
Okay.
Just do it.
First overall, I'm taking the film Boogie Nights in Oscar nominee.
Good.
This is a film that Chris and I and Bill Simmons just devoted, I think, 13 and a half hours of our lives to on a podcast.
Fun show.
Yeah.
Was that a good pod?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Too long?
I think people liked it
I listened to
two and a half hours
of it so far
I would say
I've had a number of people
who have been very nice
who are like
Boogie Nights pod loved it
haven't heard the categories yet
yeah
they're like
saving it and or
have lives
and don't have time
to finish that
but you know
this is obviously
Paul Thomas Anderson's
second film
life-changing movie
for me in many ways
I talked about it
at length on that show
I said you you, Chris,
but still incredibly powerful
and vivacious piece of filmmaking.
Now you drafted it number one.
Yeah.
Would you say that it's the best movie
of the year from this year?
It's one and one A with Jackie Brown for me,
which I assume will not be there for me
by the time the pick gets back to me.
Jackie Brown, I think like 10 years ago
became kind of like the hipster consensus pick for Quentin's best movie or his second best movie. And now I feel like there is
a strong feeling that it is truly like has a kind of masterwork feel. And I mentioned this to Amanda
privately yesterday. Um, but obviously Quentin just put out cinema speculation, his kind of film
theory, criticism, autobiography last week. And I think I highly
recommend the book. I think it's a lot of fun. I think especially if you have not obsessively read
Quentin's thoughts and writing about movies, it will be revelatory for you. But where it's most
revelatory is in the first and final chapters of the book, there's quite a bit about his coming
of age as a moviegoer. And if you read the final chapter, I think of Jackie Brown in particular
will come into complete sense.
Like it will be totally clear
why he felt he needed to make that movie
and what Pam Greer means to him,
what Robert Forster means to him,
what that kind of storytelling means to him.
So I don't want to trample
on the Jackie Brown conversation,
but those two movies.
Let's have her now
because I'll take it second.
Okay.
And I'll take it an Oscar
nominee Robert Forster
getting nominated there great
as
we probably talked about Quentin
Tarantino's movies more than any other director
maybe except for PTA
right like Jimmy Novoly I think so
maybe I don't know I think Quentin probably more than anybody
and so like
this movie is kind of an outlier now.
When you look back on the totality of his filmography,
it's just like there are moments in this film
that don't really exist in moments of...
Yeah, there's moments of quiet affection
in other Quentin Tarantino movies,
but not like this.
And I always, always think about
how he read something in Elmer Leonard
that I had not read up until I saw this movie because this is an adaptation of Elmer Leonard's novel.
But, you know, it punches the yeah, rum punch.
But I think it was it's a pretty, I think, pretty liberal adaptation.
Yes.
But a lot of like the soul of the way Leonard writes and the characters is in there and this I think maybe has like my favorite four or five
like ensemble performances
in a Quentin Tarantino movie which is really saying
something yeah
it's pretty starry you know
and some of those stars are older stars
but it is in the tradition of all of his
movies just because Pam Greer hadn't
had a huge part in 15 years
and Robert Forster hadn't had a huge
part in 25 years but Robert Forster hadn't had a huge part in 25 years.
But beyond that,
it's Sam Jackson,
Robert De Niro,
It's like also like
a throwback classic
Hall of Fame De Niro performance.
Very funny.
It's a movie star
Sam Jackson performance.
It's my favorite
Bridget Fonda performance.
Chris Tucker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a ton of people in it.
It's a beautiful movie.
When's the last time
you saw that one?
Honestly, not a long time.
It's not one I revisit.
I should.
Yeah.
I think you would really like. I mean, it is very sweet and it is also violent and intense as all Quentin
movies are. Okay. Two great ones off the board. Three and four. Dobbins. In drama, I'll take
Good Will Hunting. And an Oscar nominee, I will take Titanic. You can have it all, ladies and
gentlemen. That's set up very nicely for you. Yeah. That you really landed your narrative.
After your story about Matt and Ben,
it was going to be weird if I was like,
I'll take Good Will Hunting.
I was nervous that if you wanted to rip my heart out,
you could have.
And that was the one where I knew Boogie Nights would go before I picked
third.
And that was the deal that if I,
with Chris,
that if I had won,
I would take Boogie Nights.
But just to bring a sense of viciousness back to the draft,
but my heart would not have been in it.
Obviously, it's super important.
Same thing.
My heart is in Good Will Hunting.
I love Good Will Hunting, but my heart would have been.
After that sweet story about 40-page books and Matt and Ben,
I would have had a hard time being like, I'll take that.
Good Will Hunting is great.
I fucking love Good Will Hunting.
It's the best movie.
It's a really nice fusion of things.
I don't really feel like this happens quite as much
in movies anymore.
When I remember when it was,
when you figured out
that it was a Gus Van Zandt movie,
even though it didn't feel
specifically like a Gus Van Zandt movie,
it was like a great artist for hire.
I feel like you don't see that
as much in non-franchise entertainment
and that there's something cool
about that movie sitting
in the middle of his filmography,
which is kind of surrounded by
lots of personal passion projects and idea movies. And this is like an old school
70s drama, right? About a complicated guy who's trying to figure out his place in the world.
I love Good Will Hunting. It's a good movie. Okay. So Titanic, that's a big film.
That's a big movie. It's the biggest movie.
Yes, it was successful.
Yeah, it did well.
People liked it.
Is it good? We talked about it once once we did a movie swap it's good right
it's really good it's really good we we do this you try to do this all the time to like create
drama but like titanic's really good we'll talk about it more later this year yes we will i have
a question so titanic is just this absolute runaway train what is it 600 billion that year
what does it eventually get to like eight yeah i think it's over 800 million yeah um is it, 600 billion that year? What does it eventually get to? Like eight? Yeah, I think it's over 800 million, yeah.
Is it over a billion?
It might even be over a billion.
And anecdotally,
as I'm sure you agree,
this is a movie people saw
three, four, five times in the theater.
Uh-huh.
It was actually like,
I knew people who were like,
what are you doing this week?
Well, obviously,
I'm going to go see Titanic again.
That kind of thing.
Do people do that anymore?
Do people go,
do you think people go see like say uh infinity war five times in the movie theater i do i do i i wonder if that
trend for the marvel films is starting to wane but i think spider-man homecoming was a movie that
um home no no way home excuse me the most recent spider-man saw multiple times people saw movie a
lot um and that's part of the reason why it did such amazing business.
I think when you see
those movies,
there's like tentpole movies,
there's event movies,
and then there's like
you gotta be there
opening night movies.
And I find that the
you gotta be there
opening night movies
tend to get repeat business
which accounts for why
they cross a billion dollars
or whatever.
So like Wakanda Forever,
you know,
by the time people hear this
will have just come out.
I think one of the
interesting questions about that movie from a business perspective,
this is actually something that Bill and he hit on in his show, The Town,
is will it be able to do what the first Black Panther movie did?
Which was definitely some repeat business.
Which was like, this is a cultural event and it really matters to people.
Like emotionally, it's a family film.
There's so many reasons to go and go again.
And this one will do great business no matter what because people love these movies.
Will it get to the Titanic place where you see it three, four, five times?
I think that's hard.
That's asking a lot of people.
Chris, how many times did you see Top Gun Maverick in theaters?
I saw it twice in movie theaters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I did too.
And then since then, I've seen it twice on planes.
Okay.
Yeah.
I've seen it twice in theaters. Okay. Yeah. I've seen it twice in theaters.
I haven't seen it at home yet.
I was waiting to watch it at home before our best movies of the year podcast,
which is actually about a month from now.
Will it make the list?
Probably.
Has your wife seen it?
She has not.
Oh, wow.
That's exciting.
That's the one.
I got her to watch Barbarian before Top Gun Maverick.
Okay.
I didn't have that on my bingo card.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
But she did watch Barbarian. We'll save that for another pod. Okay. I didn't have that on my bingo card. That's interesting. Yeah. But she did watch Barbarian.
We'll save that
for another pod.
Okay.
Sierra, you're up.
I'll take L.A. Confidential
and Drama.
God damn it.
Speaking of movies
I saw multiple times
in the movie theater.
Yeah.
I love this movie.
This movie really rocks.
I was a huge James Elroy fan
at the time.
I mean, I still am.
But this is it
during the like real Elroy.
You're in your crime fiction
bag right now. Yeah.
I got my Elroy. Leonard and Elroy.
The white jazz and Big Nowhere and
LA Confidential was just my introduction
to these kinds of sprawling, panoramic
crime novels.
And this was just, Curtis Hanson,
this is just an absolute
banger of an adaptation.
It really does have some of the
the sort of wild free jazz of elroy but it's also like just very very workmanlike and has
uh three very good performances um and it's something of a star making performance for
russell crowe right oh for sure yeah yeah so i think we were just talking about how
what movie did i say somebody had had the Russell Crowe part.
Oh, I think it was Lashana Lynch in Woman King.
I can't even remember.
Somebody just being like,
who's that person?
I want to be with that person more.
And also, Ed Exley, you know?
Like, guy.
Guy's awesome in this.
He's great in that movie,
and I'd never seen him before either.
So, great movie.
The late, great Curtis Hanson.
Sheesh.
Two picks. So, I think that that's the great Curtis Hanson. Um, sheesh, two picks.
So I think that that's the,
is that the big five?
You think the big six?
Probably.
Yes.
There's obviously a ton of really good movies left,
but that feels like a pretty,
an interesting blend of high art,
mainstream excitement and acceptance.
So the lasting legacy.
Yeah.
The top here is what you would, on January 1st,
if you could close your eyes and hope for a big movie year
for you guys to talk about all year,
it would be a year like this at the top.
Then you get into like, kind of like...
You don't have to be rude.
No, I mean, then you get with the rest of the year of the movies in 1997.
It's like, that was pretty good.
Yeah.
Or maybe it's more for taste. But these
six or whatever, like, whew.
True.
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This is a tricky spot.
I mean, I know one thing
that I'm going to take.
So I'll just take it.
In drama, I'm taking the game.
Okay.
Fuck off.
David Fincher's
I guess I deserve that.
thrilling
I don't know.
Is it like a con man movie?
Is it a puzzle movie?
Is it a
It's a paranoia movie.
Yeah.
Paranoia.
Well put.
With one of the great houses on film
that this kitchen is up there with anything nancy myers has ever done i love the sequence when he
returns to his home and it's been vandalized in neon spray paint and um white rabbit is playing
so loudly on speakers and it's so disorienting this is a beautiful movie we did do this on the
rewatchables once upon a time you know i think there's a case that it's the most underrated
of the Fincher movies.
It comes immediately after Seven.
Awesome Michael Douglas performance
at the center of it.
Kind of like,
almost riffing on a post-Basic Instinct,
like, rich, powerful guy
who gets duped,
but this time maybe not just by a woman,
but by something grander than that.
And it does feel like,
I agree,
like an homage to
the Pakula movies of the 70s or something like that. Really, really cool movie that has aged feel like, I agree, like an homage to the Pakula movies
of the 70s
or something like that.
Really, really cool movie
that has aged very well,
I think,
in a time of conspiracy.
So that's my drama.
It feels like I'm gonna,
I need to get a blockbuster.
So I'm gonna take
a blockbuster here.
This doesn't,
isn't necessarily
my favorite movie
that's on the board,
but it's a movie
that at the time
I loved
and was an event. And that movie is Face Off, which is, but it's a movie that at the time I loved and was an event.
And that movie is Face Off,
which is,
is it the best action movie of this year?
It's in the conversation.
It's in the conversation.
This is like a very
tabloidy year for action movies,
like very high concept.
Or I guess maybe low concept,
but like very easy to say like
there's a president the
president's plane has been hijacked or you know the elevator pitches were sick there are prisoners
on a plane yes you know jailbreak on a plane like they're just like really good like yeah pitches
were awesome in this one it's what if an FBI agent and a criminal mastermind swapped faces
that's literally the idea you seen this one. Because I believe we did a live event
about Face Off like a million years ago.
There was a live rewatchables.
Did that ever get published?
I don't think so.
Was that Shay?
Yes.
I think, was it Shay, Jason, Mal, you and Bill?
Were you guys all on that?
I was not on it.
I just...
No, yeah, I was there.
I wasn't on it.
John Woo directed this movie? Mm-hmm. I was not on it. I just. No, yeah. I wasn't. I was there. I wasn't on it. John Woo directed this movie?
Mm-hmm.
I believe it's his second
American feature after
Broken Arrow.
It's probably his best
American movie.
What do you think?
What would the other
options be?
Mission Impossible 2?
Mission Impossible 2.
Paycheck.
You big paycheck guy.
Yeah.
It's definitely his best
American movie. It's not better than Hard Boiled or guy. Yeah, it's definitely his best American movie.
It's not better than Hard Boiled or,
I mean,
it's better than Hard Target,
in my opinion.
Actually,
it's his third American movie.
Oh,
that's right.
After Hard Target.
JCVD.
Face Off rocks.
Remember when Nick Cage was like,
I do remember it.
Face Off.
When he put that in the trailer.
I remember it.
And everybody was like,
that's the name of the movie.
Yeah.
Remember that feeling?
That was really cool.
I love it when they put the name of the movie.
Don't soft sell Face Off.
I think Face Off is not my favorite from this year.
I'm happy for you to have it.
Okay.
You know,
I know what she wants with Blockbuster.
I don't know what you want.
Are you going to go with Blockbuster now?
I'm going to go with Blockbuster.
I'm going to take Con Air.
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaking of great ensembles.
I mean, it does. And speaking of great ensembles I mean it does and speaking of great
Nick Cage performances
and speaking of
great pitches
for movies
it's just wild
that like
Steve Buscemi
and John Malkovich
and Ving Rhames
and Danny Trejo
am I right?
just made up this
this murderer's row
of villains
on a plane
and then John Cusack
and Cole Meadey.
We're like, we got to bring this plane down.
You have kind of Cyrus the Virus energy.
You remind me of him a little bit.
Do you remember Cyrus the Virus?
John Malkovich's character in this film?
Oh, I do remember.
I didn't remember his name.
He was like a post Hannibal Lecter,
like what if guys are just pure evil in movies kind of dude.
And this is also one of my favorite setups,
which is like a good guy has to go to jail for manslaughter because he
accidentally kills someone in a bar fight,
which I feel like I can't think of another example,
but I do feel like it comes up a lot where it's like,
but your two hands were,
should have been like deadly weapons.
It's like you have to go to prison.
You,
how many times have you been tried for murder
because you kicked the guy's ass in a bar?
Four?
Yeah.
Five?
I have great attorneys, though.
I like Con Air.
It is very silly.
It's a stupid movie.
Very silly.
I mean, not that Face Off isn't silly.
It is also very silly.
We did lose something.
You made this whole speech about how,
actually, maybe they weren't
that good or this is not
always necessarily
but we lost this.
I think that this is what
if they had just distilled
all the ideas of like
Fast and the Furious
into like two movies
instead of ten
that's what this is.
You know it's just like
fucking drive a car
through a building
that's great.
But like instead they do it
ten times
they have to go to space.
Right.
Nick Cage walked
so Vin Diesel could run
but run to where?
Don't be...
I know.
Run to where?
Space?
To Rio, where they...
I know.
They left Rio.
That was years ago.
I do understand that.
We can't keep protecting Fast Five.
We're on Fast Ten.
I do understand that
and I don't think they're good
and I, too,
am ready to move on.
Why do you support fossil fuels?
Okay. Just in case. Seriously. I liked the one movie. That was good. understand that and i don't think they're good and i too am ready to support fossil fuels okay
seriously i liked the one movie that was good uh you have two picks i do in blackbuster i'll be
taking uh the classic my best friend's wedding a just hugely delightful movie important movie to
me this is i had i talked about this so much on our julie roberts hall of fame which should have
been a larger, longer episode.
But that's okay.
It's like an hour and 47 minutes.
And she was like, what?
What?
We're stopping?
That was a really rude impression.
And second of all, he just let me.
Chris is just dying.
Sean's really been getting into voice work this week.
That's like the other half of the
when are we going to talk
about my TikTok persona
yes
it was really good
he just did it for like
20 minutes
you weren't around
and so I think he felt
comfortable to explore
hey guys
it's November 10th
here to tell you about
all the exciting new films
we're going to have
in movie theaters this month
that's coming first
Hocus Pocus 2
if you enjoyed Hocus Pocus
circa 1996 like i did you're
very excited for this the original cast is back together we should do improv games on the spot
like i'll give you a movie character and i'll give you a scenario well you would crush that
we can't play that game you are as john smoltz calling the nlcs you know i hope you know i will
be clipping that that voice work that you just did, Sean,
and I will be creating a TikTok account around it.
Sounds good.
You should do that voice, but you got to just do it doing descriptions of horror movies.
So in Smile, a woman takes a piece of pottery and cuts off her face.
Very exciting Oscar season this year, starring in Tar, Cate Blanchett.
She, of course, is a wonderful performer.
I hope you see this film. See you at the
movies.
This is the thing. He just kept
going for like 15 minutes.
You've really been practicing.
In 1997, I enjoyed the movie LA Confidential,
starring Russell Crowe and Kevin Spacey,
directed by Curtis Hanson. See you at the
movies.
I think I could do well. I think I could do well on TikTok. I think I'd do well I think I could do well
on TikTok
I think I'd do really well
it's so funny
they'd be like
you're so old
why is this old man
in my feed
there's gotta be old people
on TikTok
they just
they were right about them
right
yeah
I think there are
but I think they're like
really old
I think you kinda have to
it's like the 60 plus demo
you know
like a lot of grandmas
I'm stuck in the middle
being like yeah
no one wants to hear from you
except for me.
I really enjoy your voice work
except the one of me.
It was really rude.
Sorry.
I was just trying to do
exclaiming.
I wasn't trying to impersonate you.
I'm sorry that I bring energy
to a podcast.
This is a performing space.
Hey guys,
Nick Jim Cameron.
Hey,
this is Amanda Domino.
I love Julie Roberts.
It's a great character. see you at the movies uh my best friend's wedding is where you were the thing not not to go back to sensitive topics but
the thing about the julie roberts hall of fame is that he didn't let me know until there was only
10 minutes left that he was like we're wrapping this and i was only like minutes left. That he was like, we're wrapping this up. That he was like, we're wrapping this. And I was only like on 1997 or something.
Him and Bill,
you got to watch the eyes
because something dies in them
and you're like,
okay, we're wrapping this up.
Is that true?
No, not for you
because I feel like you get stronger
as you go on.
Yeah.
But you have a very busy schedule.
I do.
I like a long pod.
It's not about that.
That's why Amanda was disappointed
because she's like,
I just gave you an hour
and 45 minutes of my life for tar.
Why can't you give it to me
for something I care about?
Which I understand.
I also care about tar.
I just had to go.
I have a job too.
I just...
Julia Roberts Hall of Fame
doesn't come around very often.
In fact, it will never come back again.
Maybe we could redo it,
but I...
She said desperately.
I had so much to say
about all the movies.
I don't normally have
a lot of thoughts about deep cuts and he was like trying to fast forward me through Mona Lisa Smile
and I was like no but I watched all of it recently fascinating I'd love to do a different podcast
with you about it can I just have a side convo with you a little bit about what do you think
of how 1997 perceived Cameron Diaz because you know she's interesting in this movie and then
I was watching a little bit of A Life Less Ordinary
last night
and I remembered
how excited I was for that
was that 97?
yeah that was
well it was 96
I think it came out
internationally or something
and then it debuted
in America in 97
got it
this is Danny Boyle's
third film
followed to Trainspotting
yeah so Shallowgrave
and Trainspotting
were like two huge movies
for me
and I was like
this is going to be so cool
it's like Bonnie and Clyde
and it's like pitched at a very very so cool it's like Bonnie and Clyde and it's like
pitched at a very
very annoying frequency
it's just
but they
the viewpoint of
Carmen Diaz is like
her as like this
she's just not cool
in these movies
right
right
and like
though she does get
the moment
standing up
to Julia Roberts
in My Best Friend's Wedding
and it's a great
climactic scene
in the ballpark
in the bathroom
at Kaminsky park.
And,
you know,
she yells,
you're a food critic.
And that's how she says it.
And it's very funny.
You know,
it's funny that she's playing a 20 year old who's dropping out of college,
uh,
to marry an aspiring sports writer who is trapped.
It would be funny to watch the 2022 version
of this
in a number of ways.
But they're definitely
still figuring out
who Cameron Diaz is.
And they let her have
the moment in this,
but she does have to
play second fiddle
to Julia Roberts
until then.
I think this is the one
that we agree on the most
with Julia.
Yeah.
This is the one that I saw
in movie theaters
I thought was great. I thought it was really Julia. Yeah. This is the one that like I saw in movie theaters.
I thought was great.
I thought it was really funny.
And she obviously is like, forgive me, but like really hot at this time.
Like she looks really, really, really sexy in this movie too.
Her hair is like so big and she's really vivacious.
She was kind of mean in a funny way.
It's a really good movie. It's like it also is.
There are no movies like this that will ever make $150 million ever again.
That is another thing that is lost.
Not to say that there aren't good movies like this, but they just can't be in the blockbuster category.
Exactly.
You got two there?
No, I didn't.
In comedy, I'll take a film called Men in Black.
Bobby, can you just do like the breakdown from the song?
You know, just like the slide with me.
Just slide with me.
Slide, slide, slide. Come on, let's take a slide with me, just slide with me.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
I'm always here to execute on any drops that you ask from me, Amanda.
Who's the star of this movie?
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
Okay.
I love them both.
Despite Linda Fiorentino is in this movie.
She is. And a bunch of aliens. That's's your speed yeah that's your julia roberts um so you don't usually love
creature stuff yeah and there's a big um literally a big bug yeah i remember played by vincent
d'onofrio in this film an alien bug but bug. But it's funny. It's played for laughs.
Again, I was 12 turning 13.
It's a time of transition.
And I also really like both Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in 1997.
It's a very funny dynamic.
Their chemistry is awesome.
It works. I was on the... I originated the
Andy Serkis should be nominated
for Gollum or Caesar
from Planet of the Apes.
You originated that?
No, I originated it with
Vincent D'Onofrio should be nominated
for Best Supporting Actor
for Men in Black
at the time.
Yeah.
Wow.
When I was like,
I know about awards.
Hey, this is Sean Fennessey.
I think Vincent D'Onofrio
gives a stirring performance
in Men in Black.
See you at the movies.
See you at the movies.
Should we sign off
with see you at the movies
every week?
I guess so, yeah.
They need to come up.
Was that Siskel and Ebert
who did see you at the movies?
I think so.
That was one of the many titles, yeah.
So maybe you should be like,
we'll see you at the multiplex.
It's more like we'll see you
on my couch
in my garage
while I stream
then you get arrested
so
don't come to my house
you should not say
see you at my garage
see you in my garage
see you in my ADU
I'm vetoing that
with whatever power I have
barbarian 2
see you in my garage
okay
don't be alarmed
if I'm dressed like a character
from funny games
Chris you've got a pick you want to say anything else about Men in Black don't be alarmed if I'm dressed like a character from Funny Games.
Chris, you've got to pick.
You want to say anything else about Men in Black?
Are you into the films
of Barry Sonnenfeld?
Well, they kind of drop off a cliff
after a certain point.
They do.
I love Get Shorty.
He's on a run.
He was Joel and Ethan's guy
for a minute.
He was.
Great cinematographer of that era.
Shot Miller's Crossing?
He did.
He did.
He's a very good cinematographer.
It's my turn?
Yes.
Galaxy.
I think for...
So, what do I got here?
Let's just review.
I have Con Air and Blockbuster.
I have Jackie Brown and Oscar.
And I have L.A. Confidential and Drama.
So, I need a comedy.
And I need an action movie and a wild card.
See you at the movies. And in
action
I gotta admit I'm gonna take
Starship Troopers. God this is
two in a row. I just really love watching
Starship Troopers. It's so good. The movie.
It's so good.
I don't really need it so much
as like an essay on fascism. I think it's just
really entertaining as it is. Wait what? It's good as an essay on fascism. I think it's just really entertaining as it is.
Wait, what?
It's good as an essay on fascism.
But that's what makes it great.
Is it?
Of course.
If it wasn't entertaining, would you be like,
but it's so, so smart about fascism?
No, the point is that it's both at the same time
and that almost no one can do that.
The point is that it has depth,
but it's also a really funny movie.
You just got so serious.
I'm so mad because you took it and you were just like, but it's a whatever about funny movie. You just got so serious. I'm so mad
because you took it
and you were just like,
but it's a whatever
about fascism.
Like, that's the whole point.
Come on.
Give it to me.
No, I'm not trading it to you.
I've obviously upset you,
which is the goal
of this project.
That's true.
Well, you've upset me.
Okay.
Because you've disrespected
Paul Verhoeven's masterwork
of bug science fiction.
Remember when you made me
talk about his
lesbian nun movie
from my mom's house?
So actually,
the best part of it was,
we're talking about
the film Benedetta,
which is definitely
one of our funniest pods,
if you haven't heard that one.
If you didn't go back
to that one,
whatever,
taking care of Knox,
I would check that one out
because it was like
December 28th, 2021.
And I was like,
CR, I need you to watch
Benedetta tonight
and pod with me in the morning.
And he was like,
I'm literally in Philly with my mom and we've been watching MSNBC for four hours.
Don't make me do this. She was like, where are you going? And I was like, to watch a movie.
And she's like, would I like it? I was like, oh no, I got to take notes during it. So don't worry
about it. Benedetta was so good. So Starship Troopers. He's a great director. I also, you know, you've convinced me.
It is an amazing essay on fascism.
I'll take that in action horror.
Starship Troopers is the one
where it keeps cutting to
a sort of like news bulletin
that everyone sees and
would you like to learn more?
I love that.
Okay.
Boy, I feel like I'm stuck now.
Amanda's going to win anyway, so.
I don't know about that.
Let's not think that way.
No, let's enjoy our time together.
And then when Amanda wins, we can applaud her.
Yeah.
I don't need to win.
I'm winning for myself, you know?
That's true.
You got what you need.
Yeah.
In comedy,
I'm going to take Austin Powers'
International Man of Mystery.
Is it the first one?
This is the first one. I did want this in wildcard, but.
There are some other good comedies this year.
You're not SOL, but Austin Powers was the comedy sensation.
It actually wasn't the comedy sensation.
It was a movie that did all right at the box office, but belatedly became a real cult phenomenon and a Halloween costume
and a DVD sales monster.
And we recently did this on the rewatchables as well.
And it's just incredibly funny.
And it's like,
I think I saw this movie
before I saw more than two James Bond movies.
Oh, interesting.
And so-
Well, because you're-
Same vibe.
But you love James Bond and he doesn't.
Yes, yes.
That's true.
But you know-
It's interesting.
I wonder if Austin Powers ruined James That's true. It's interesting.
I wonder if Austin Powers ruined James Bond for you.
It's crossed my mind.
I think it's possible
that it
by identifying
all of the tics
and the GoldenEye video game
also probably
you're like nothing
will ever be better than this.
That helped me.
Smoking a J with my buddies
in the basement
just crushing GoldenEye.
That was a great time
in my life.
That was like a year later
two years later.
Yeah.
It was good times.
Can we go back to then? If you can get a time machine but you could only go back to a time in my life. That was like a year later, two years later. Yeah. It was good times. Can we go back to then?
If you can get a time machine, but you could only go back to a period in your life.
This is like a whole great pod that I wish we were doing right now instead of this pod.
But like for movies or for life?
Just any, but it has to be within the timeframe of your life.
But I need to know more about the parameters.
Like, am I going back because of my life or because i want
to just like be this isn't the film primer whatever you know it's because of your life
it's because of my life yeah and am i reliving or do i get to make different choices and do i
have the knowledge that i have that's a very good question i hadn't considered that okay
i would say yeah is this like a back to the future thing or is this no because you're not
observing yourself no you get thrown into your old you get to really have your current consciousness yeah yes you do you have your
current consciousness you know how things turned out the first time yes and you could alter the
path yeah well i mean that opens up a lot of just you know butterfly effect like what an amazing
what if no i'm not gonna read i guess i can't change anything then i don't know
i really like my kids so you know anything anything i did differently but it could be as
simple as i would like to redo the 2005 movie draft but you would go back in time to last year
to just have a so that i didn't pick iron man 3 i mean you could what's your answer uh
yeah like no changes you know what's funny no no the way you started that question
was like what would be the most fun time to go back right and then i think inevitably amanda
and i both were like how could we either fix a mistake we made or not fuck up what we have now, right?
Yeah, that's beautiful.
But what about just reliving something you loved?
I was going to say I would love to go on my honeymoon again.
Okay.
Yeah, just on like an extended...
By the way, I could if someone would just sponsor
my trip to the Cannes Film Festival
and then the Venice Film Festival.
Daniel Ek, is that who you're referring to?
Yes.
I think if I could,
I would go back to when I was like 14 and I would take golf really seriously
and then see what that brought me in my life.
I love this for you.
Yeah.
Because instead it's like I waited
until I was way too old
and a lot of that stuff
doesn't mechanically make sense to me.
But if you did that,
you would have to sacrifice
your career as an ace swimmer
and second baseman.
Yeah, I mean,
but those things didn't pan out.
I thought you were a catcher.
Catcher,
catcher second baseman, yeah.
Okay.
Well, I have two different
I was a catcher.
And then when these kids
came back from camp
at the end of the summer,
I was moved to second base.
It was controversial for me.
Okay.
Second base is where non-athletes play?
Because the kid's dad was the assistant manager and I felt like there was some dirty pool going on.
No kidding.
Yeah. I was just like this fucked up.
Are you absolutely sure you don't want to go back to that moment?
And do what?
And get justice? And say, sir, I know why this is happening. I may be 14,
but this happened for a reason.
Chris, what was your pop time?
Like, how was the arm to second base?
I would say that I probably was a better game manager,
pitcher, whisperer, and just general vibes emanator
than I was.
See, I didn't see that.
I was no Benito Santiago, you know?
This takes us back to Juliette Lipman's prevailing theory
of Chris Ryan's life which is that men
love Chris Ryan
they do
that's why I was on
the cruising rewatchables
that's very good
what are we talking about
Amanda's pick
you picked
you picked a movie
which one was it
I picked Austin Powers
International
and I have another pick.
I don't know where to go.
I genuinely don't know where to go.
I'm going to go through.
You have to do action?
I have action horror thriller left on the board.
This is a really tricky one.
It's not a great horror year in my estimation.
We've taken a lot of the big action movies in fact you could say
men in black face off con air these are all action movies but they weren't taken in the
action category right or did you take con air in action no i did i take a buck buster i took
starship troopers in action okay there's an easy answer and i'm gonna go with it in action horror
thriller i'm going to take event horizon which is pa W.S. Anderson's That was going to be my wild card.
Junk sci-fi masterpiece
which you and I
celebrated earlier this year.
We did.
On one of our most beloved pods.
So Sam Esmail
is going to be on a future
episode of this show.
We recorded with him recently
and
he had a lot of thoughts
about the episodes
that are just me and you
talking about genres
that we like a lot
and his thoughts
were not nice.
What do you
like we misunderstood those genres or made things up?
No,
he just thinks you're too bro-y.
Yeah.
He had some choice words for Chris Ryan.
However,
yeah.
However,
he is interested in JMO as a,
as a concept.
He's not invited.
Okay.
His JMO was Mr.
Robot.
He got five seasons.
That's true
me and Sean can have
a couple of
I do
our own J-O sessions
before he gets
jerk off sessions?
no
okay
I don't know what that meant
um
Event Horizon is
a deeply troubling film
about what happens
when you lose your mind
in space
and I love it
it's an amazing performance from Sam Neill has a great supporting cast laurence fishburne uh kathleen quinlan
paul w.s anderson went on to make a lot of c or b grade action sci-fi movies including a number of
resident evil films he made a lot of films with his partner, Mila Jovovich. We also had an important film in 1997.
But Event Horizon
is one of the few movies
of this time
in that genre
whose reputation
has only grown.
And I think that this has become
even beyond a cult movie
and something that people
really, really like.
And I could see a world
in which it was a rewatchable,
honestly.
Oh, for sure.
It's become like
a much rewatched movie
and it blends horror and sci-fi
in a way that you don't often see.
So, Event Horizon. Okay, back to Chris. I'll take gross point blank in comedy. become like a much rewatched movie and it blends horror and sci-fi in a way that you don't often see so event
horizon okay back to
Chris I'll take gross
point blank and comedy
which you know is just
was one of those movies
where like when it comes
it came along it had
like instant rewatch
ability for me mostly
because of like the
music I was also very
into mini driver this is
a great year for her
talking about her
recently as well and
she's really delightful in this movie.
Great.
So funny.
Features a pretty funny Jeremy Piven cameo,
as he usually makes in John Cusack movies.
And this just had a great soundtrack,
great vibe.
Dan Aykroyd's good in it.
Joan Cusack's good in it.
We were at peak Hitman at this point,
so I think this movie went a little under the radar at the time,
but became, I think, a kind of cult classic throughout the 2000s of people re-watching it
and doing jokes and stuff from it so this is this is my comedy one of my favorites this was my number
two on the list of comedies um I meant to re-watch it I just haven't seen it in a long time I liked
it a lot yeah and then it just didn't enter the it's really cool she's the she's like the small
town dj and she's like the small town DJ.
And she's like sitting in like her window booth and is always like commenting on what she sees.
It's a really good framing device too.
Just an amazingly fake character.
That's not a person.
The coolest person ever.
The coolest girl that ever lived.
She stayed in her small town to be a punk rock DJ.
She knows everything about like really cool indie music
from the 1980s.
And great soundtrack.
Yeah.
I love this movie.
Cusack.
What a year for him.
Yeah.
Con Air and us.
You like Cusack?
Of course.
Do you love him?
No, but I think that's only because he's never.
I mean, I guess I guess I do have affection for him from Say Anything. And then I find high fidelity to just be the summation of that non-existent character,
the mini driver character in Gross Poem Blink.
You know, like, no, sorry.
It's good, but I find it irritating.
The high fidelity character could only invent the mini driver character.
Exactly, correct.
Do you remember
in the beginning of this pod
where I was like,
there was a lot of movies
I was really excited for
and then when I saw them
I was like,
that sucked?
High fidelity?
Midnight in the Garden
of Good and Evil.
Heartbreaking.
One of the first
big bestsellers I ever read.
I don't even know
why that book
crossed my path.
And then Clint Eastwood
being like,
I got this,
I'm going to turn around
in nine months.
See you guys at the movies.
It feels like a movie that was made really quick. turn around in nine months see you guys at the movies it feels like a movie
that was made really quick
see you at the movies
see you at the movies
we should do Clint Eastwood
as a TikToker
yeah
okay
but weekly updates
on new films
in theaters
okay
do you want to have
what era Eastwood
like cry macho
like
absolutely
barely being able to get
to the truck
just pure rasp
okay
and actually you have to dress like Clint Eastwood.
Wakanda forever.
See you at the movies.
Got a rooster.
I stand by crime,
Macho.
Yeah.
David Zaslav will not let Clint Eastwood
make another movie.
That bit.
Really?
Yeah.
He has turned down the pitch.
No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
After this many decades with the Warner family?
That's it.
It's done.
So what's Clint going to do?
Sarandos to the rescue?
Run for the mayor of Carmel again?
I really don't know.
Does he still have his office on the lot?
I assume not.
Wow.
I believe that they have cut ties, which is...
Is that been written off?
Are you breaking news?
It's been reported that he has declined to make the film
that he wants to make.
Does anybody know?
Not he personally
that Warner Brothers
has declined.
Was he going to be
in that movie?
I'm not sure.
Did they just like
escort the old man
off the lot?
They kicked him in the balls
and they said
hit the bricks pal.
Fuck off Malpaso Productions.
Yeah I don't know.
I mean maybe
the relations are still good.
I don't know.
I do know that there's not a Clint Eastwood film in production
for like the first time in a long time.
Maybe he can pitch a cool take on a DC character.
Get back in there, you know?
That's what I would love for him.
I think he should just start potting.
He could be the third chair on JMO.
He's got some political thoughts.
Clint?
Yeah.
Remember the empty chair sitch?
That's a tough one for Clint Eastwood.
That wasn't ideal.
That wasn't my best day.
How many more do we have here?
I believe Amanda has two picks
and then you've got one
and I've got one.
Okay.
In action horror thriller,
I will be taking Air Force One,
a movie in which Harrison Ford
is the president.
Yeah, and Gary Oldman
is a Russian terrorist.
Yeah.
Get off my plane!
That's really,
that's a pretty good Harrison Ford.
I just killed
your national
security.
Have you like
tracked that as
you open up and
like forge more
emotional relationships
with your friends,
then you also have
the confidence to
explore new voice
work.
You know,
here's the thing.
I live comfortably in the shadow of Chris Ryan.
Yeah.
I feel actually that safer being beside such a charismatic man as I go through the stages of my adult life.
And Chris is tremendous at voice work.
But I have a skill set.
And sometimes I have to let it out.
That's true.
And here I am today working on a
handful of characters among them the president of the United States of America in the movie
let's talk about who's in this movie so Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman are the hero and villain
on this plane Glenn Close is the vice president if if I remember correctly. William H. Macy is the pilot.
There's an amazing moment
in the trailer of this movie
where he goes,
did she say Migs?
Just like, you know,
Macy was just like,
yeah, fucking got that one.
Wolfgang Peterson directed.
The late great.
He passed away this year.
We didn't celebrate his work.
Just an astonishing assemblage
of acting talent for for a very
dumb enjoyable movie i i had last night time to watch like half of one movie before
i went to bed i asked my husband hey do you want to watch air force one with me
how excited was he he was just like yes absolutely and you guys know zack will like
is a 9 30 bedtime but it was 9.45 and I was like,
you want to watch 20 minutes
before you go to bed?
Sat right down on the couch.
It was beautiful.
This was the
birthday party movie for me.
Released on July 25th, 1997.
There you go.
And did you just
stone cold stunner
the Russian separatists
after that?
No, my father
who drove me to the movie theater.
Kicked him in the stomach.
Dropped the stunner on him.
What was this?
Isn't Kazakhstan involved in this film?
Yes.
Because they take out the president of Kazakhstan.
And they want him released, right?
It's like a joint U.S.-Russian mission.
Was this a prequel to Borat?
Yes, it was.
It's part of the larger universe.
But it's like a Russian-U.S. task force
that takes out the
president of Kazakhstan.
It's like a post-USSR thing.
And they definitely
film in Russia,
which is still,
it's just very strange
to me now when I just
watch Hollywood movies
just gallivanting
around Moscow.
It just doesn't seem
like that would be
allowed anymore.
We're through
all categories but wildcard.
There are three selections remaining.
This is a really good roster of movies that we've compiled thus far.
It absolutely is.
I feel really good about where we're at.
Amanda, you're up.
Yeah.
I'll be honest.
Most of my wildcards or options are already on the board okay but i do have one left
the movie i really like and i remember seeing maybe not in 1997 but pretty soon thereafter
it's love jones do you guys know yeah yeah um lorenz tate nia long this is just like a grown-up
romantic really it's a drama it's not a romantic comedy but in a in a sphere of genre that i really
respond to um just like great chemistry between the between lorenz tate and nia long and i just
remember being like oh this is um this is for grown-ups this is you know this is something
exactly yes very sexy movie.
And it's just wonderful.
If you haven't seen it, check out Love Jones.
Did it open something in your mind?
Possibly.
I mean, I do think I saw it. It's not like the first sex scenes I ever saw because I don't think I saw it in 1997.
I think I saw it like a bit later.
But there was just something, it took all of the
stakes of the relationships and the sex like a little more seriously than a romantic comedy,
say. And I was like, oh, you know, not everything has to be like jokes and banter that there's like
another level here that's like pretty interesting to me. I like it. Good pick. Yeah. I don't,
it's sort of a cult classic. I feel like. I don't know
if it really... What happened to Theodore
Witcher, the guy who made that movie?
I have no idea.
He made Love Jones.
He directed a City High video.
That's all his credits. That's it?
He wrote a movie called
Body Count that came out in 1998, and that's it.
That's so strange.
He's just gone. This film joined the Criterion Collection this year, actually. that's it. That's so strange. He's just gone.
This film joined the Criterion
collection this year.
City High was a thing.
What Would You Do?
That was a big hit. That was a big hit in my household.
My sister sang that song every fucking day.
What would I do for my wild card?
I'm trying to think.
I don't know.
There's a lot of stuff on the board here.
There's a part of me that wants to pick something that I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of stuff on the board here. Yeah, and I kind of like,
there's a part of me that wants to pick something that I haven't gotten to talk about before on a podcast.
I know what you mean.
And then there's a part of me that's like,
well, you should take the obvious.
But I'm going to talk to you about a movie
that I saw recently because it was on cable.
And I was like, this is fucking solid.
Okay.
It's The Boxer.
It's Daniel Day-Lewis's movie with Jim Sheridan.
The most overlooked
of the DDL Sheridan trilogy.
Yeah, so in the name
of the father,
kind of, you know.
But Jesus.
So this is Daniel Day-Lewis,
Emily Watson,
Brian Cox.
Have you seen this?
No.
And he plays a guy
getting out of prison
in Northern Ireland
after like a 14-year stint.
And he falls back in love with the woman
that he was with when he went into jail
or like a high school girlfriend kind of era.
But while he's been in prison,
she is married or is with a guy
who is now also in prison
and you're not supposed to cheat on IRA,
your IRA boyfriend while he's in prison.
It's like a big IRA
emerita thing.
So they become
like the targets
of the IRA
and during this whole thing,
he's trying to like
set up a boxing gym
and have fights
for like non-sectarian,
like we're just going to,
you know,
Protestants and Catholics
fight,
like come to the boxing.
It's just great drama.
Brian Cox is awesome in it
and DDL is probably
as close to
I guess
quote unquote
a normal character
that he basically ever plays
where he's just like
a guy named Danny
who fights and
and loves.
Inspirational figure for you.
Yeah.
So just because we've never
talked about it before
I thought I'd throw that on there.
There's a bunch that we have.
There's a lot of really good movies
left on the board
but I just wanted to highlight that one. It's a very good pick. There's a bunch that we have. There's a lot of really good movies left on the board, but I just wanted to highlight that one.
It's a very good pick.
There's so many good movies left.
There are a couple of personal all-time favorites.
One of them is The Devil's Advocate.
I was waiting for this.
Which is directed by Taylor Hackford
and written by the great Tony Gilroy,
who is a three-time guest on The Watch.
Two times.
Twice.
So the first Andor time, was the first conversation you ever had with him? Yeah. Okay, so he just recently appeared again Tony Gilroy, who is a three-time guest on The Watch. Two times. Twice.
So the first Andor time was the first conversation
you ever had with him?
Yeah.
Okay, so he just recently
appeared again for a second time
to talk about Andor,
one of our great screenwriters.
I would contend
that the massive operatic showdown
between Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino
that we've often referenced.
Flanked by Connie Nielsen.
Yeah.
The, I'm a fan of man!
That speech.
Look, but don't touch.
Touch, but don't taste.
Taste, but don't swallow.
But that is?
I think that's Gilroy's best word.
You think it's better than anything in Michael Clayton?
It's not, but it is.
Yeah.
Like it's not, but it is. But it's not but it is like it's not
but it is
to me
he's an absentee
landlord
that's
I really love it
and you know
there's a bunch of other
I really like Gattaca
you know
I really like
the fifth element
the Luc Besson
science fiction movie
you're a huge U-turn guy
I
thought
when I
I've said this before I'm certain but when i saw
the trailer for u-turn i was like this will probably be the best movie ever made i know
sean penn it wasn't joaquin a young claire danes jlo billy bob thornton and it was a bad noir film
um the only thing i was thinking about taking over the devil's advocate was robert zemeckis's
contact yeah which i think is a very very are you just naming all these movies, but you did
take The Devil's Advocate? I'm taking The Devil's Advocate. The Devil's Advocate is my The Boxer,
where it's just like, I would not feel good if I didn't take this. Maybe not even the best
strategic pick, but I just have so much. If people haven't seen The Devil's Advocate,
I've probably talked about it on pods like 300 times. Yeah. I'm a fan of man, and I'm a fan of
Tony Gilroy's writing.
I'm not a fan of Keanu Reeves' Florida accent.
Yeah.
It's tough.
I don't lose.
I win.
His name is Kevin.
I think it's like
Kevin Lomax.
Imagine asking Keanu
to play a guy named Kevin.
Yeah.
It's tough.
But Contact is beautiful.
You guys seen Contact?
Yes.
Not recently.
I do remember that
it was a point of contention
on rewatchables because bill was just like contacts bad yeah yeah which was a bad take i
think it was overhyped because i think it was the first film that robert zemeckis made after
foster right yeah yeah yes we were probably talking about panic room yeah and he was like
contact sucks yeah uh which is is just simply not true there are parts of it that don't work which became an increasingly common trend
among Zemeckis movies as time went on.
There's some broad performances.
I would say Matthew McConaughey
as a spiritual leader slash love interest.
As like a pastor, a searching pastor.
Yeah, we probably could have done a little better there
although he was hot at the time.
Like sort of self-fulfilling
in a way.
Because he's become a pastor?
No,
but sort of like a spiritual,
you know,
he talks like that.
He does talk like that.
It's slightly more fun.
That's a very grave character.
That's true.
Jodie Foster is wonderful
in the movie.
It's a great movie
about daughters
who love their dads.
Okay.
All right.
It's true.
You know, you're a daughter who loves her dad.
That is true.
I am.
So why are you giving me shit?
I don't know.
I just, I like to needle you.
That's how I show my love.
What other movies didn't we talk about?
We didn't talk about I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Yeah.
Sick.
We didn't talk about Scream 2.
I won't rewatch I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Okay.
But I was there opening night.
Okay.
We didn't talk about Copland.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was on my list for dramas.
And we didn't talk about Wag the Dog.
Also on my list.
Didn't take it.
And Gattaca.
Yeah, I mentioned Gattaca.
Gattaca is a movie that...
Didn't you see our Hall of Fame?
No, no.
No?
No.
A lot of younger people than us think is dope.
I thought this isn't one of your films.
No, this is like,
when are you guys going to talk about Gattaca? It's the Gattaca 23rd anniversary. And I'm just like, I don't think G us think is like dope. I thought this isn't one of your films. No, this is like, what are you guys
going to talk about Gattaca?
It's the Gattaca
23rd anniversary
and I'm just like,
I don't think Gattaca
is that good.
Gattaca is a film
directed by Andrew Nichol
starring Ethan Hawke,
Jude Law, and Uma Thurman.
Arrived in theaters
April 14th, 1997.
See you at the movies.
Batman and Robin
did you see that one
in theaters
I did see it in theaters
what'd you think
I thought
Chris O'Donnell
was like really hot
in 1997
I still hadn't
given up on
Chris O'Donnell
I guess the rest
of the world
had not either
so
that was my main response
but telling that
I went to see
Chris O'Donnell
and not George Clooney
as Batman that's interesting also Alicia Silverstone wasonnell and not George Clooney has been in.
Oh, that's interesting.
Also, Alicia Silverstone
was in it
and Clueless was clearly
important to me.
I mean, you know,
not good but I saw it.
Yeah.
Uma played Poison Ivy.
That's right.
That was fun.
George of the Jungle
came out that year.
Missed that.
That was a Brendan Fraser film.
So Chris, let me ask you this.
The Whale is coming out
in about a month.
Yeah, I saw the trailer
the other day.
The trailer just dropped.
I've seen the film.
I was thinking we would do
a Brendan Fraser
Hall of Fame episode
to talk about him
because he is the whole,
he's really the story
of that movie in many ways.
And Brendan Fraser
has since become,
I think,
even though he was
a very successful movie star
in his time,
in his prime,
has become even more
of a cult object
in part because of
The Mummy, which is like a
really beloved movie with that same group
that you're talking about that loves Gattaca
do Amanda and I
is there enough for us to do
a proper Hall of Fame for Frasier and I'm sort of asking this
out loud to hear from listeners as well
I think it would be maybe you would have to
like change the parameters
so the Hall of fame is like what
you select 10 movies 10 films i'm sure you can figure it out did he disappear for a long period
of time or was it like was he working in b movies or yeah i mean he didn't work very much you can
you can read the work of zach baron um so very gifted journalist working at gq who's written a
feature about brennan fraser and and where he went have you heard of
Zach?
Of Zach?
Yeah.
Okay.
But he went away
for a long time
I mean it doesn't
seem like a choice.
I know why
I just didn't know
if he was like
That was literally
the title of the piece
was whatever happened
to Brendan Fraser.
I mean I was more
setting it up
for like what
could you do
with that sort of
blank space
and like what could
you do with like
maybe
I mean the other thing
and I'm really biased
I'm just like rooting for Brendan
but I didn't really
I didn't see George of the Jungle
you know
well this is sort of what I'm asking
there's some movies that I
it's like I wasn't like a huge
I mean school ties
yes but
Encino Man
didn't like
you know I was like 7 or whatever
Airheads
I love Airheads
but like I haven't seen Dudley Do-Right
some of the kid stuff
I haven't seen
I'm pretty shocked by something that happened on Some of the kid stuff I haven't seen.
I'm pretty shocked by something that happened on this draft.
What happened?
You didn't pick Lost Highway.
I just did a pod about it.
To your point, when you said I don't want to talk about something that I've talked about a lot,
I just did an hour and a half long conversation about it.
I mean, it's one of the scariest films ever made. It's David Lynch's 1997 horror domestic drama.
Noir, I guess.
Very upsetting movie. Brilliantly made.
Just recently reissued by the Criterion Collection.
I think I just said it all.
Did you have that soundtrack?
No. You're not a Nine Inch Nails
guy. Not really.
They were so good.
Trent in the 90s. I mean, Trent now is great so good. Trent in the 90s.
I mean, Trent now is great too, but Trent in the 90s.
Yeah.
Did you ever have a nin period?
No, Zach did though.
So I've heard a lot about that.
Neither of you mentioned Chasing Amy at any point?
Yeah.
I love it.
Okay.
I love it kind of uncomplicatedly, even though it is complicated to love it now.
Of course, yeah.
Is that an Affleck performance
you'd go back to?
I definitely,
after seeing Good Will Hunting,
sought out Chasing Amy
because he was in it.
But I think you know
that I don't really relate
to the Kevin Smith films
on the level
that you guys do.
I think it is the most,
it is attempting to be
the most sophisticated
of all of his movies.
It is the most grounded, the least ridiculous.
This and Jersey Girl, right?
This and Jersey Girl.
But Jersey Girl sort of feels like a conventional movie.
Yeah.
And this felt something, it was still very independent and felt very fresh in a way.
And, you know, Kevin was on Bill Simmons' podcast talking about this movie in particular
and sort of like its's afterlife it's complicated afterlife
and the Affleck performance
and like
kind of handpicking Affleck
to become a star
I mean Kevin Smith
gets a lot of credit
I think
for
doing something that
Good Will Hunting
contributed to
but
Ben wasn't
at the center of that story
even when they won
the screenplay Oscar
still like
it was the Matt Damon story
Matt Damon story
you know Ben was
riding shotgun for sure
and he may not have been
riding shotgun in the writing
who knows but
I don't know
Chasing Amy
I just
I watched it a lot
I think I've said this before
like the sound
of the score
of that film
on the DVD menu
oh yeah
was playing a lot
in college
yeah
you know like you'd wake up
and you'd hear that like
ooo ooo ooo ooo I remember that so vividly playing a lot in college. Yeah. You know, like you'd wake up and you'd hear that like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I remember that so vividly
because I heard it
over and over and over again
at night.
So I love that movie.
Open your eyes
and you'd say,
Ben Affleck,
Jason Lee,
and Joey Lauren Adams
starring in Chasing Amy.
What's your,
what's your number one
Smith movie?
You know what
it's actually
it's Mallrats
yeah
it's Mallrats
to be honest
it's just
I feel comfortable
in malls
and
it really spoke to
spoke to my personal
experience
in fact if you were like
could you go back
to any time
I might go back
to the night
that I saw Mallrats
it was a good time
any other movies
that you want to talk
about Amanda not really so there are a lot of kids movies I think in this year that I might go back to the night that I saw Mallrats. It was a good time. Any other movies that you want to talk about, Amanda?
Not really.
So there are a lot of kids movies, I think, in this year that I had self-appointed, aged out of it.
I was like, I will not be a part of whatever's going on with Hercules.
Bobby, are you a Hercules person?
I love Hercules.
Yeah.
So I would like to address Chris directly here.
Would the big picture be coming in pro TikTok Hercules from the Russo brothers?
No, absolutely not.
And I really enjoyed everything that you had to say.
And I do think that those guys have ruined cinema.
But you also didn't seem aware that Hercules is like a thing with Bobby's generation,
with the younger people.
What do you mean?
Hercules is a thing.
It's a,
it's extremely popular movie.
Extremely popular.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
I'm not,
I'm not,
it's not with me,
but I just want to let you know.
Do you feel yourself getting pulled into this?
Do you,
can you see it on the horizon?
Me getting pulled into a Tik TOK musical?
No,
it just animated films,
child kid
content i not yet no i mean you're like not yeah yeah no but it's it's not like i mean it just
doesn't occur to me like hey should i show nox like i don't know cinderella or whatever like
it's just not a part of my life so i don't think oh i should i think the more exposure he gets to
professional athletic greatness coming out of phil Philadelphia yeah the less he's going to be
interested in like kid stuff animated stuff he's going to be like all I want to watch is all 22
tape of the eagles yeah how's James Harden doing he's taking a month off you know personal
maintenance maybe you should think about that maybe you should you should think about that you
should think about taking a couple of drafts off maybe you should have thought about that let me
host the stretch run of the big pick you go rest your tendons and I drafts off maybe you should have you thought about that let me host the stretch run
of the big pick
and you go rest your tendons
and I'll just be like
you wanna be the Oscar guy
we're talking about
tar
this is where I fell off
of animated movies
yeah
Hercules
same way that you did
but I was a little older
you're being real quiet
about the Russos
do you support their work
well I'm just not interested
in that movie
that they're doing.
And I really didn't like
The Gray Man
and I thought Cherry
was disappointing.
So you put it all together
and all of a sudden
these guys who I thought...
I thought Andy put it very well
when you guys discussed it
on your show.
Yeah, coming out of the Avengers.
It was like coming out of Endgame
I was like, damn!
That's pretty hard to do
what they did.
They really landed the plane
on that one
and then everything since
it's just like, what?
This isn't good at all.
So it's kind of hard to fathom.
I think, obviously, that is ultimately a testament to Kevin Feige,
who really knew where to put that story.
It would be impossible to overstate how inessential
a Hercules live-action remake feels.
To someone who loves Hercules,
and I can just boot up Disney Plus right now
and watch it after this pod.
Those live-action musicalss that we have been chronicling
over the last five years
have gotten worse and worse
and worse as time has gone by.
I mean, each one is worse
than the last.
Most recently, Pinocchio.
That's the...
The Zemeckis movie.
But not the GDT one.
I did see the GDT one.
I got to find somebody
to talk to about that
on this podcast.
Is that animated?
Maybe Charles will speak
with me about it.
It's stop motion animation.
But that's not,
is Downey in one of these?
No.
Okay.
He was going to make Pinocchio.
He was going to do it with Paul Thomas Anderson.
Right.
Which that would have been really something.
Would have been very complicated.
But as you might imagine,
the Guillermo del Toro movie also was like,
Pinocchio is a fucked up story.
Yeah.
It's very dark and weird and sad.
Not that you guys
would be willing to acknowledge.
So is the boxer.
I really stopped listening
but did you see Anastasia?
It's one of Eileen's
favorite animated films
of all time.
I did see Anastasia
in 1997
and thought it was good.
Do you know about Anastasia?
I don't.
Is it a...
Do you know about
like the myth of Anastasia?
I can't say that I do.
Lost Romanoff's sister?
Oh, I knew it was Russian.
Yeah. Yeah, because they,
I mean, it's pretty grim.
She went into exile, right?
Well, they're just like
some missing bones, basically.
Oh.
Yeah, and so there's been
this long history of
is there like a Romanoff sister
among us?
And then Anastasia was
the animated version of that.
Happy ending. The director of that movie is a man named don bluth yeah who is like one of the only people of that generation
who left disney in the late 70s and was like i'm gonna strike out on my own and make animated
movies and he's one of the only people who had success he made anastasia the land before time
the secret of nim and all dogs go to and An American Tale, all of which were successful movies.
But it was such a, they had such a stranglehold on that style of storytelling.
It's one of the few that broke through.
We didn't talk about The Rainmaker.
Oh, yeah.
I just, we didn't mention it.
You're just super horny for Matt Damon on this episode.
Sorry, again, I turned 13 in 1997.
Did you see The Rainmaker in theaters?
Did you read John Grisham books back then?
I did read John Grisham books.
I don't know if I ever read The Rainmaker.
I was allowed to read The Firm at the age of like 9 or 10.
I just, I have some questions about the parents in my life,
but also loved it.
Chris, do you know who directed The Rainmaker?
Francis Ford Coppola.
Yeah, that's why I was like,
we didn't even mention The Rainmaker.
And obviously this is just sort of like a
sidebar to Matt Damon's wonderful 1997
and Good Will Hunting and all of that.
This is also like there's a bunch of sliding doors.
Like Edward Norton met with Coppola
to do The Rainmaker
and Coppola was like,
it seems like you're more interested
in making American History Acts.
You should go do that.
That's true.
That's true.
So who knows if we would have gotten Edward Norton's dunk in American History X if he had gotten this
role. Can I do one last impression? Some more voice work. This is my impression of Amanda's
dad while escorting her to the Rainmaker. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste.
Okay. You feel good about your draft? I do. Yeah, we don't taste. Um, okay.
You feel good about your draft?
I do.
Yeah.
We got to recap.
So the way to recap now is to go by person.
So Amanda,
why don't you tell us the six films that you got in this draft?
In drama,
I have Good Will Hunting.
In comedy,
I have Men in Black.
In Oscar nominee,
I have a film named Titanic.
In action horror thriller, I have Air in Black. In Oscar nominee, I have a film named Titanic. In action horror thriller, I have Air Force One.
In blockbuster, I have My Best Friend's Wedding.
And in wildcard, I have Love Jones.
Chris Ryan.
In drama, I have L.A. Confidential.
In comedy, I have Gross Point Blank.
In Oscar nominee, I have Jackie Brown.
When did we start doing these voices?
Keep going. In action, I have Starship Troopers. In blockbuster, I have Jackie Brown. When did we start doing these voices? Keep going.
In action, I have Starship Troopers.
In blockbuster, I have Con Air.
And in wildcard, I took The Boxer.
In drama, I have The Game.
In comedy, I have Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.
In Oscar nominee, I have Boogie Nights.
In an action horror thriller, I have Event Horizon.
In blockbuster, I have Face Off.
In wildcard, i got the devil's
advocate good draft certainly feels like amanda trucked us yes i smashed this i got yeah um which
is great this is good you need to you need to bump your numbers up a little bit you know these
are rookie numbers you don't need your condescension and i am winning in the game of life you know and
that's the one that matters.
Okay.
Amanda, Chris, thank you.
Thank you to Bobby Wagner.
What's next for us on the draft horizon?
How will you continue to iterate this popular property?
Are we doing too much or not enough of the draft is something I've been thinking about.
We do it once a month, right?
Yeah.
People love the draft episodes, right?
We've done a couple of,
we've introduced auctions
over the last couple of years.
We do those twice a year.
Aren't we almost due
for another auction
or do we do that in January?
Our auction comes in January,
probably the second week of January.
Okay.
We've introduced upside down drafts,
which I thought went terribly
and then people said they liked it.
So that's notable.
We did genre,
we did the horror.
We've done some genre stuff,
which I think was successful.
But people were mad about all the 80s comedies
that we didn't draft.
I think there's been an increased call
to expand the draftees,
which is something we'll think about.
There's a couple of people I'd like to get involved.
Sam Esmail wants in.
Seems like he's got a lot of thoughts on podcasting.
Yeah, I wonder who gave him
a platform to do that
the next draft
that we're going to do
is the three of us
and it might be
the last time
it's just the three of us
for a little while
but three years
will have passed
since 2019
which is one of the best
movie years
we've had in a while
so I'd like to wait
three years
before we
hit a recent year.
Okay.
Wow.
So 2019
will be our December draft.
Are we going to do it
in person?
I'd certainly like to.
Yeah, we got to
start planning ahead
on that one.
It's our holiday treat,
though.
It will run
right around Christmas.
Right, right, right.
But we can do it
beforehand before
everybody sets off
on their journeys.
Remember when we did
the holiday draft
and then we had just like,
it was like a non-movie wildcard thing you could have?
That was cool.
I mean, I'm also, would you like to pitch ideas?
You guys, is there some kind of draft you want to do?
We were just curious, you know, we like to look into your mind.
You're more open these days.
You're willing to, you know, share the process and.
You know, forget about the vagaries of
oh thanks to amanda and thanks to chris see you next week on the show like chris you mean the
world to me you're someone who i think really changed my life amanda yes you've helped me come
to a new stage of my professional personal life like i i feel like i have evolved tremendously
because of the amount of time I've spent with you.
And I want to say thank you.
Bobby, who started out as just a young pup at The Ringer
and now is really my partner.
He helps us make this show.
Without him, there is no show.
And so I want to extend my gratitude to him as well.
And with that...
See you at the movies.
I'll see you at the movies.