The Big Picture - The 2000 Movie Mega-Draft
Episode Date: June 4, 2025We are drafting again! Sean and Amanda are joined by several Ringer all-stars for a mega-draft of the best movies from 2000. The Big Picture will be live in Chicago on July 21! Tickets go on sale W...ednesday, June 4 at 12p CT. Hosts: Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins Guests: Chris Ryan, Van Lathan, Mallory Rubin, Joanna Robinson, Rob Mahoney, and Bobby Wagner Producer: Jack Sanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm Sean fantasy. I'm Amanda Dobbin. This is the big picture a conversation show about
2000 or as Conan O'Brien would say, in the year 2000. CR is here. We are drafting again. Who would sing it though? Who would sing it? I don't know. Who says that? In the year 2000.
That's what they do, right? Yeah. Come on. You wanted to bring energy to this podcast.
Bring it. Okay. I'm relying on our special friends to bring the energy on this podcast today. We have reconvened a septet, what's seven people?
The High Council of Cinema?
A septet.
This is one year later, one year ago,
we did the 1999 movie draft.
That was a year ago?
That was a year ago?
Was it a year ago in June?
It is June.
Do I know, but was it last June?
We're off to a great start.
I believe it was June.
Was it not June? In're off to a great start. I believe it was June. Was it not June?
In the erstwhile Bill Simmons studio.
Yeah, why are you, what?
I just didn't know what was happening.
You're good, you're good.
Okay.
Rob Mahoney is here, Joanna Robinson is here,
Mallory Rubin is here, Van Lathen is here,
Amanda Dobbins is here, CR is here, I'm here.
We're talking about 2000, 1999, who won that draft?
I thought I did.
Joanna won.
Okay.
Yeah, according to which-
Yeah, was there-
The voting system.
Did we have a vote?
Yeah, I won, Van got second, Mallory got third.
Whoa.
The ringer vs. crew ran the board.
I don't know about that.
Okay.
That's been held over our head ever since, so.
Well, I think you've won the last 19 House of Our Hype drafts.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
Turn about.
That's probably true.
And we thought maybe I won Tom Cruise, right?
We didn't think that.
No, it wasn't.
You looked at the subreddit dedicated to you
and came to that conclusion.
That's not what happened.
I just thought I got a vibe from people.
Everybody was like, who did win that, Bill?
Damn, Chris crushed it.
We did vote, but we didn't get results.
I think the scuttlebutt was Bill. Well, I think you know bill was kind of putting that out into the universe
He was he was come back to it. He did have the turn which he thought was bad
It was actually good. We were right. We did give him a couple of breaks. Um
Who will win today? I don't know not me. I'll be finishing last. Okay. Yeah, I've been hearing from people
Prerecord that this is very much a vibes
Draft for a lot of people. Okay. is that because we don't like the movies?
Let's have that conversation.
Let's do it.
2000, who we were, what movies were.
It's not as good as 99.
It's definitely not.
99 needed seven people
because it was such a powerful movie year.
2000, little bit of a hangover.
And yet you've added a category,
so we will be selecting more movies.
Well, maybe I'll remove a category
while we're doing this, but we'll see.
Hell no.
No? You wanna do all seven?
We must forge ahead.
Okay.
Now, when I was, it was actually sobering
to see the amount of movies that I was just kinda like,
ah, it's a very TNT on a Sunday afternoon movie.
It is, yeah.
That's the vibe.
It is. Very much. It is That's the vibe. It is.
It is before the basketball game cinema.
Yeah.
Before the basketball game.
99 was easy because in addition to there being,
you know, whatever, 15 out now classics,
the next 30 movies were also a lot of fun,
a lot of personal favorites.
I think there's a pretty strong upper tier in 2000.
Definitely.
Once we get into the B tier, it'll be interesting.
It's a little outside the general Amanda zone,
I would say, some of the all time classics.
I think Dobbins is gonna thrive in the later rounds.
Listen, please don't put anything out there, okay?
You know, I do have a strategy.
I said to Chris before we started,
I did some prep, but we might be winging it a little bit.
I'm trying- We. Me? Yeah. Yeah, the Royal. The Royal we. We did some prep, but we might be winging it a little bit.
I'm trying...
We.
Me.
Yeah.
Yeah, the royal.
The royal we.
Yeah, sure.
But, you know, I don't know if I think the top tier is as strong as other years, and
then the rest of it is weird.
So you have to go searching for value.
Okay.
Rob, I'd like to start with you.
The year 2000, who were you?
What was your relationship to movies?
I was 11 years old.
Very important year for me.
It was the year I got really into Green Day.
Oh, hell yeah.
Wow.
So I would say it was the year that like
my taste as a person started to develop
outside of my family for the first time.
Is that Warning?
What is, was that American Idiot?
I got really into Nimrod.
Nimrod.
And it was the album.
I don't even know if that was the newest one,
but I went camping and a dude was playing
Time of Your Life on an acoustic guitar.
And I was like, that's what I want.
Yeah, your set.
Is that Hitchin' a Ride?
What was the, what else is on that album?
Green Day draft?
Nimrod's kinda when I jumped out.
Nice Guys Finished Last I think is on that one.
It's a banger of an album,
but I would say it applies just as much to movies.
This is me finding some stuff that I'm into,
that my parents aren't into,
that my friends aren't necessarily into,
that my brother's not handing off to me.
I'm trying to find my stuff at this time.
Jo?
I was in college, I was working at a movie theater this year.
This is the one only year I worked at a movie theater.
Learned how to clean the butter machine among-
That's an Amazon show.
Wow. Yeah. The one only year I worked at a movie theater. You really to clean the butter machine among the many other things. That's an Amazon show. Wow.
Yeah.
The one only year I worked at a movie theater.
You really are at your creative peak right now.
Yeah, like that production fan.
Yeah, opportunity everywhere.
That's a great little summer thing there.
I like that.
Were you seeing a new movie every day?
Yeah, and a lot of them, I've seen the end
of a lot of these movies so many times.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Because you just walk in with your like,
your broom and your bucket waiting to clear up
the people's popcorn and you watch the end
of Almost Famous 900 times.
Okay, but did you see the beginning as well or no?
Yes.
Okay.
So, can I ask, sorry, raising my hand.
What is the, I'm channeling 2000 Amanda,
what is the etiquette and like,
how many movies do you get to see a day,
like in full when you're working at a movie theater?
How are you scheduling?
If you're on shift, you don't see any in full
while you're on shift, but you can see unlimited
when you're not working.
But is that kind of like a lifeguard doesn't want to go
swimming after a shift?
Like, did you want to get out of the movie theater?
No.
Yeah. So would you go early or of the movie theater? No. Oh.
Yeah.
So would you go early or would you stay late?
I had the closing shift a lot,
cause I was also in school.
And so I had the closing shift a lot.
But like on my days off,
I would just go to the movies all the time.
This is the show.
Okay.
I told you.
So, it's a love story.
Sure.
Between you.
And cinema.
And cinema.
And a young cinephile.
Every time you go in to the clean the movies up at the end,
there is a young black.
It's our story.
A young black kid who's sitting there,
he's watching all of these movies
because he's running away
from a fraught home life.
He's explaining the movies to you because you can't afford and don't have the time to
see them at any other time.
You guys just love blossoms over film and that's the entire film.
Jungle fever meets cinema paradiso.
Jungle fever, cinema paradiso.
A little adventure land in there, I feel like.
Little bit.
Who's the black Kristen Stewart?
You know, like, how are we doing this thing?
Here's a key factor.
In order to win my heart, this person needs to not just leave their trash all over the
ground.
He helps you clean up.
What's the vibe on that in general these days?
Do you guys pick up your stuff at the end of your day?
I pick up all my stuff.
Yes!
Yeah, of course.
I'm just asking.
Why are you asking?
While we're at it, take your shopping cart back
to the little shopping cart holder.
It's a gift.
In the parking lot.
Oh, I know you guys have heard the Code 50 story, right?
If you-
Pivoted away from movie theaters very quickly with that.
If you do one thing, help the Code 50 at wherever you are
by taking your shopping cart back.
It is a grueling job in the summer.
I was a Walmart code 50 for an entire summer.
So you go around the parking lot, you grab the carts.
On a Saturday in Baton Rouge, it's 95 degrees
and you get all the carts, they're lined up
like little ducks in a row and all of a sudden,
five minutes later, they're all over the place.
It's a never-ending job.
What if, let's just say hypothetically,
a person has an insane screaming toddler,
and you need to get them out of the cart and into the car
and get out of the parking lot as quickly as possible.
Is there an allowance for not returning the cart
to the space where they belong in that instance?
I've been there.
It is tough.
I think you gotta keep the toddler in the cart,
park the cart, and then carry the toddler back.
Are y'all looking for permission or forgiveness?
I'm just speaking hypothetically.
Sure, sure, sure.
He wants to know when he witnesses behavior like this.
How can I?
Another thing that you could do is that
if you are parking your car and you see someone
having the issue that Sean or I may hypothetically
be having, you take the car back on your way.
Can I make another suggestion?
Sure.
Live a more continental lifestyle
and only buy food for the meal that's next.
Wow.
Like kind of like the Italian or French style
stopping by the market on the way home from.
Chris does not shop at Costco.
And then why don't you just bring it on over to my house when you're done shopping for yourself.
I don't have children and I don't cook, so I can't comment.
Can I put one more button on this movie theater thing?
Yes.
Which is that it's not on our list, but I believe, my memory serves, there was an
Exorcist re-release this year and it made people very ill in the cinema.
Oh. That is something that we had to deal with. Oh no. That sucks. Oh, whoa. this year and it made people very ill in the cinema.
That is something that we had to deal with.
Oh no. That sucks.
Whoa.
You were mopping?
Did you hold a mop?
That's terrible.
Yes.
Okay.
That's gross.
I'm sorry.
It's cool.
Mallory, in 2000, did you hold a mop?
It's possible that at some point,
my mother set some chores and said,
Swiffer that fucking floor, fold the laundry, iron it.
It's entirely possible, yeah.
Does that explain your fastidiousness to this day?
I think my husband has some feedback recently
on the tidiness level in our home.
So Chris can ask him about that as Adam texts him every day
with new 4K links.
And they discuss their passion for physical media.
It's beautiful.
The brotherhood just grows.
Really thrilled for you guys.
Adam is at 2000, as Sean knows, DVDs for years, just waiting for other people to talk to him
about this, so he's delighted.
In the year 2000, I was, let's see, eighth grade into ninth grade, so end of middle school
into the beginning of high school.
So it's an interesting stretch in my movie history
where like this was a big time for middle school,
early high school movies, right?
I don't know, 800 sleepovers
where we watch center stage, for example, right?
Like there were some movies that just feel inextricable
from thinking back to those years.
I was also still seeing movies with my parents.
Like I definitely saw Meet the Parents with my parents,
not together, because they split when I was two,
but that's for another part.
That's for American Psycho.
Right.
And then that's kind of the third bucket of like,
I'm an adult and I am becoming my own person
and I will engage with mature cinema.
Wait, how old were you again?
13.
Okay. Cause you're like, I was an adult,
but I'm having sleepovers and watching 7
Stages.
Oh, you know, love a sleepover.
Excuse me.
And some of these movies that I discovered later in high school, you know, some of these
movies were a big part of my life later in high school or even in college.
So the formative years, I mean, very similar in that sense to 99.
Man, 2000.
I was in the wilderness film-wise because this was a banner year for me.
I had left Louisiana Tech and transferred
to Southern University.
You hit the portal.
I did.
And when we got on the yard, me and my friend,
Ryan Davenport, my very best friend,
known him since the first grade.
When we got-
You were his best friend, I thought so too.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. When we got- You were his best friend, I thought so too. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
When we got on the yard, on Southern's campus, HBCU,
Baton Rouge, we couldn't concentrate on anything else
other than what was going on in the yard.
What was going on?
Female.
Follies?
Yeah.
We couldn't concentrate on, like I'm looking at this.
And did you say it like that just like that?
We actually didn't say that's actually the PC bird. Um, did you see any films that year? I saw films
Like I saw films but so many of these movies
were DVD rentals
Let's play dude, Where's My Car Again.
Yeah.
DVZ rentals, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm looking at some of these movies,
and I wasn't in the theaters as much as I was before.
Because at Tech, I was going to the movies all the time,
because there was less to do.
But we was on the yard.
What do you mean by less to do?
Tech was, you know, it was up there and rusting.
So I was going to the movies a lot, but man, on the yard, it was a Kappa party.
It was a perfect tan party.
You know what I mean?
We had Harambe.
We had all different types of-
Would you say Harambe?
Okay.
So Harambe is not just the name of an ill-fated primate.
Yeah. Well, he, yeah. He's one of the defining characters of ill fated primate. Yeah. Well, he yeah.
He's one of the defining characters of Amanda's wedding to me.
Harambe got married.
Is also the name.
As soon as I heard that word, that's where we were going.
We read each other's salon.
Dot.
I'm in the headlines about when you celebrate your wedding anniversary, salon.com headlines about Harambe. When you celebrate your wedding anniversary,
do you pour one out for Harambe?
I do.
You visit his grave site.
And what was the Thunder team that night?
That was through Klay Thompson Game 6.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
It was a big night.
Crazy wedding.
Yeah.
A lot of people watching basketball
on their phones at midnight.
Before they all stood up on chairs
and started throwing things around.
Wait, who's the other Harambe?
Harambe is a multicultural festival
that happens between LSU and Southern,
where everybody comes out and there's a step show.
So I was locked in.
But I saw all of these movies at different times,
but a lot of this stuff is in bedroom,
in living room, viewing, later on in the year.
I noticed you love the bedroom.
Yeah, I noticed as well.
Or- Why don't you try other rooms? Females? in living room viewing later on in the year. Yeah, I noticed as well. Or, or-
What about the other rooms?
Females?
Females.
Amanda.
AKA's, deltas.
I mean, hard to follow that one,
especially with where I was.
I was thinking on the way in,
in many ways, maybe 2000 was like peak performance, Amanda.
Like I turned 16, got my driver's license, a state champion cross
country. I mean, I was not number one, but the team was absolutely smashing those APs,
you know, fives only. So it was like, it was like, I was like, I took the SATs that went okay.
Like, have I gotten back to that?
Yeah.
What about your room?
We're not talking about that.
We're not doing that.
Cause we can all put the scores on the table.
We don't have to be comparable.
If you're going to talk your shit, talk your shit.
All right.
And so I just, I haven't gotten back to that, you know?
Like that was it.
Would you describe yourself as like a cool, fun 60s?
No, like literally nothing I said was just cool, right?
Like, I was taking the SATs and AP classes, you know?
But like in terms of what I was built to do,
like maybe that was it.
And the rest has just been-
You peaked in AP. Uh, probably, yeah. I mean, I don't think that's rest has just been- You peaked in AP.
Uh, probably, yeah.
I mean, I don't think that's true, but thank you so much.
AP lit, AP psych, AP history.
No AP psych, they did not.
What was your favorite?
AP music theory, AP French lit, AP chem.
AP French lit?
French lit?
Translated.
Exactly, translated.
That's what I'm saying.
I went to public school.
What?
AP French lit. I took AP Spanish lit. Did you use French? AP French Lit.
I took AP Spanish Lit.
It's a thing that people take.
Yeah.
Really?
And just reading Flaubert and writing essays about it?
Yeah.
Yes, in French.
Do I remember anything?
No.
Yeah, World History.
Did you ever cheat in AP French Lit and secretly buy the books in English?
Because that's what we did in AP Spanish Lit.
Wow.
A lot coming to light here.
Just outing yourself.
We wonder why higher education is crumbling now.
Yeah.
I mean, we had to write our essays in Spanish.
Maybe we did with Camus.
Yeah, maybe I read The Stranger in English.
Yeah, there's like some of them, you're just like, Marquez, I need some help.
Yeah, but I mean, you know, you had to write the thing in French.
I doubt my essay was very good.
Blue Books, remember it?
Oh, I do remember the Blue Books.
Yeah, Children.
Chris, tell us about your APs in 2000.
I was 22 turning 23 in 2000.
This is the 2000 AD,
but three BSF before Sean Fantasy in my life.
That's right.
I just moved to New York.
That's how I'm worked time too.
Adorable. Really touching.
Or yeah, I moved from Boston to New York in 2000. It's adorable. Really touching.
Yeah, I moved from Boston to New York in 2000 and I was writing about music and I would
describe my relationships to film as an activity rather than a passion.
I think the cinema of the time kind of like it kind of gave into that kind of behavior
because it was like a fun thing to do on a Saturday afternoon before I went out at night or like if I had time to kill or whatever, if I was walking by a theater, I was like, oh, I actually checked it out.
I was playing, but it wasn't like I was making lists and I'm making I'm thinking about it and I'm reading a lot of criticism and I'm trying to figure out like what are the hot movies.
It was just kind of like, oh, is this a movie about stealing cars? I'll go watch it, you know.
And so that was my that was my kind of movie vibe back then.
But like, were you you were still in college?
Were you I mean, you haven't talked about your relationship to females in that year.
And also your AP school daddy.
Well, no, I was out of college.
I know. So I was just taking AP tests for fun.
Boston into New York.
So this was the big strawberry strawberry ale era.
And this was when you were getting tatted up.
You were if memory serves. Boston, I OK, I moved big strawberry strawberry ale era. And this was when you were getting tatted up. You were in a piece. If memory serves.
Boston, I OK, I moved on from strawberry ale.
And those were like the freshman year beers.
I was on Newberry Street the other day and I thought of you.
Was that I was on Newberry Street the other day.
That's where I was. I know for five years.
Did you leave Boston because of the racism? Yes.
I was like, I just I don't know much to bear.
I just can't take this.
And the strawberry ale memories. Yes.
I moved to New York with a girlfriend at the time.
But she then left and went to London to be an au pair.
Another show.
Wow.
Another show.
Well, that's Emily in Paris.
But it's.
Emily in Paris.
Yeah.
Chris in Brooklyn.
Yeah.
What was your girlfriend's name?
It's like girls, but it's a guy.
What was your au pair girlfriend's name?
I don't want to talk about it.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry.
She was from Canada.
And she was a very nice girl.
Did she like leave you with the least?
She was Juliette Binoche.
Okay.
Congratulations.
Liz Hurley?
All right.
Got it.
In 2000, I graduated from high school
and started my freshman year of college.
And we just thought we were so fucking cool
that we were graduating high school in the year 2000
and it didn't mean anything and it is meaningless.
But at that time, I was pretty much the same as I am now,
obsessed with movies, kind of straddling the line
between tremendous loser and normal person.
And trying to-
Were you wearing the Grey Goose Vodka hat
with the fish hook in it at this point?
That was in college, That was in college.
There has not been talk of that in some time.
It's always on my mind.
Have you ever seen it?
I actually believe I might've emailed Eileen once
and asked for a photo, but did not receive one.
Yeah, I did wear a Grey Goose Vodka hat
with a fish hook on it for many years.
Do you feel like-
A fish hook?
Yes.
Like the actual hook.
Through the bill.
Yeah, for like a fishing hook.
But why?
Sending out a message to the world? If this is really what I'm about? Yeah.
It's my favorite fact about it. Here's a really important question. In the 99 draft last year, we learned canonically that 99 was the year you became the Nuzlar. Oh yes, yeah. Sure. What was, was this the year of the Nuzlar 2? Also an Amazon series.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nuzling.
No, that's, that's, I'm sorry.
Eileen and I got together in 99 and stayed together.
Yeah.
And we are together today.
Yeah.
So.
The Nuzlar 2 still Nuzling in 2000.
It was really more like an extended series
rather than individual films.
It was kind of my one lone dip into television
Otherwise, it's been all movies for me. Got it. Got it. So 2000, uh, you know
I saw a lot of movies in 2000 a shit ton of movies
I think 99 also supercharged a native interest and it was just like so we're just getting like the matrix in the sixth sense
Every year like is this what movies are now?
Isn't actually what happened.
So this is a pretty fascinating year,
very memorable Academy Awards because of the dominance of,
I would say two figures, Maximus and Steven Soderbergh.
Those to me are the critical.
This is the Steven Soderbergh MVP season.
I agree. As he's working his way through the bench the Steven Soderbergh MVP season.
I agree. As he's working his way through the bench
with like out of sight and he's having a fantastic
rookie year with Sex Lies and videotape
and all of that stuff.
This is the MVP season.
This is finally when he grabs the thing, I'm the guy.
I have a take that both of these movies
are now underrated because they came out in the same year.
I agree.
Definitely.
Even by me.
I've made a lot of podcasts about Steven Soderbergh over the years.
Yeah.
One, yes.
I think the classics from this year had like a long period of time.
Soderbergh's and also I would say some of the other well-regarded movies from this year
had a period of like out in the wilderness, like nobody's really talking about them. They're not being revived at all. And then they've had a nice, a nice little run recently.
Like what I think I've definitely like come to love traffic, for instance, gladiator, I think got
a bump from the sequel and from just the sequel, not being as good as gladiator. Bill Simmons
single-handedly has kept cast away in the public consciousness for the last 15 years.
So there's a lot of stuff going on.
Yeah.
Having just recently revisited Cast Away
after not caring about it for a very long period of time,
Bill was right.
Pretty good movie.
Pretty amazing movie.
I don't know if it's the single film
that I would dedicate my life to thinking about.
No, I wouldn't either.
I do, it's a lot of, I mean, it's a perfect though.
Do you? I have a sense.
I do want to frame this conversation very specifically
because my thinking about it dictated some of the category
decisions that we made here today.
So the thing that jumped out to me when I put together
the list of all the movies that qualify for the box office
category is that there are only two sequels in the top 21, no, 22 movies from
this year.
Originals.
That is crazy when you look at the history of movies.
And obviously in the last 25 years, we've talked a lot about sequel ization franchises.
But if you go back to the eighties, there's usually four or five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10 sequels.
So the thing that we always drone on about on the show, which is like make original movies, this was the year.
Like they did it.
And we have to ask ourselves,
is this actually what we want?
Because in some cases, it doesn't always turn out right
because it's a risk to do an original.
So original storytelling bad actually.
Didn't say that.
Okay.
But I, it sounded like you did.
It's fodder for discussion.
And so with that in mind, we have changed a category.
I'll go through the seven categories
we'll be drafting from today.
So most of the classics, drama, comedy,
action, horror, thriller, Oscar nominee.
That means any movie that was nominated
for an Oscar released in this year.
And then in lieu of sequel, we will do original.
So that means we will pick an original movie, not based on any IP whatsoever, because there
are so many options to choose from.
Now we can have a little bit of a spirited debate about what qualifies and what does
not in a moment.
And then wildcard is our last category.
No, excuse me.
Blockbuster, $100 million threshold, and then wildcard.
So seven categories, seven drafters.
49 films.
49 films.
This is a lot. We got to make,, we gotta be succinct in our picks.
Yeah.
The original question. Now I got a
a late text message and a post 10 p.m. text message from Mallory Rubin last night.
From who?
Who would dare to violate the health rules of working for someone?
It was former president Barack Obama. He said I heard the 2000 draft is coming. I'll have you know. anyone who would dare to violate the
Barak Obama. He said I heard the 2000
draft is coming I'll have you know I was
a junior senator from Illinois at that
time. Was he a junior? He wasn't a junior.
He wasn't. Wow. What was he doing?
He was in he was still a Congress.
Local government. He was a state senator.
Just watching an NCT. So Mal
texted me and I won't say the title of
the film but it is a film that is based
on true events,
but fictionalized.
And she said, does this movie qualify for original?
And it's, I don't have a strong feeling.
I think it's worth discussing.
I was following up on what I realized
some eight to 12 hours later in the day
was a note from you that I had not absorbed or understood in full,
which was like real life figures count as,
in this exercise, IP.
That would make a movie not an original movie.
So if it is a historical adaptation,
if it is based on a book, if it is based on a play,
if it is based on an older version of the movie,
we're saying that it being based on real figures
is the same as being an adaptation of a book,
which to me is ludicrous.
I agree.
That's insane.
Absolutely absurd.
It makes the category almost impossible.
You know what?
It's your draft.
Is it?
Jesus.
Let's be legal about it.
Is something being off?
It's like if it's a book, if it's a biography,
if it's a, I don't wanna give anything away,
but a piece of journalism, you know?
Memoir.
Then that is IP.
If it's just, you know, life rights.
Right, and what if the figures are
in public domain? If it's still made by,
but it's not a direct one-to-one
based on this person's life?
You guys are legitimately making Shana comfortable right now.
No, I think we should do the photography rule.
I think he wants to be pushed.
I think we'll know it when we see it.
Okay, so people, so make the pick,
try to pick it in that category if you want,
and then the group can say no, and you adjust.
I think that's right.
Original.
I made a list of potential originals
and came up with quite a few.
That's a lot.
I think there's a lot here that even if you remove
the docudrama element, there's a rich tapestry
of picks to choose from.
Now, are they exactly the movies that you want
on your draft board?
Probably not.
It's gonna be hard to get all the movies you want
with seven drafters in seven categories.
We just went through this with Tom Cruise.
You know, some not so great movies were drafted.
Some absolutely brutal stuff. Yeah. I had to take this with Tom Cruise. You know, some not so great movies were drafted. Some absolutely brutal stuff.
Yeah.
I had to take interview with the vampire.
I would have taken it.
You had to be honored to.
Yeah.
That movie sucks.
That was only funny because you talked about
how you didn't want it.
The show, we gotta talk.
We gotta do the interview with the vampire.
The show has-
We talked about this last time we talked about the show.
Just riddled and degraded the movie to me
I can't do the movie anymore. The show is not really as good as the show, but it's still yeah
Okay, before we draft we need to set the draft order for the very last time Bobby Wagner will be helping us set the draft
Bob do you want to weigh in on this original debate? Nope
You guys figure that out over there.
I'm just here to set the order.
Selecting first overall will be Mallory Rubin.
Oh, no.
Exciting.
Yeah.
I didn't want that.
Yeah.
Honestly.
Nobody ever wants where I pick them.
Like what do you guys, you get first, you get last,
everyone's mad all the time.
This was the burden that you carried for many years.
Yeah, now it's not my responsibility anymore.
Second overall, Rob Mahoney.
This is a lot of tiles to pick out
without Sean even vamping.
Sean third? Sean. Sean third. Wait, who was second vamping. Sean third?
Sean.
Sean third.
Wait, who was second?
Sorry.
Rob.
Yeah, Rob.
So you have like a hierarchy of picks.
You're like, this is my personal relationship.
I've talked about this before.
I go through the list of films released in the year.
I write down everyone that I know I saw.
Your fourth, yeah.
Fourth is Chris. And then I do like basically a power ranking of them.
Okay.
But then I put them into their appropriate genre categories or their appropriate categories.
I see.
Yeah.
And you order them by preference.
Yeah.
Okay.
But then I at the moment when we walk in-
Joanna Fitt.
Oh, Joanna's five.
How did you do it with Seabiscuit since you haven't seen it? That was more about my relationship to horses and giant.
And World War II bond raising.
He was not racing during World War II.
Van is going six, which makes Amanda seven.
You have the turn.
Okay.
Fifth.
Second. I did not want the first pick in this
You have on the honor Bobby. Thank you Bobby
You did it, thank you very much Bob farewell to top out of the top gun had good luck everyone
Let's go Mets
Let's go now. It's go Mal. It's your turn.
I saw them lose recently.
Yes, I know. You got to see Dobbin's pitch.
I did. Dobbin start and then
walk off in the tenth
for the Sox.
Wasn't there a Nor'easter?
Yeah, I sat through it in the first inning, but we made it.
Alright.
I didn't want the number one pick
because in a draft this size it's just so long to wait for the second pick and I think that's but we made it. All right. I didn't want the number one pick
because in a draft this size,
it's just so long to wait for the second pick.
And I think that's gonna be a challenge for me.
So take your time up now, yeah.
But,
and I kind of like knew what I wanted to do
in the two through seven range,
but I do feel like I know what I wanna pick.
And I'm curious to see if you guys agree and think there was a consensus or
if this could have gone a number of different ways. I will be selecting
something that has been on all of our minds recently because of a sequel that
was not as good and made us appreciate this film more. What we do in movie drafts
echoes an eternity. I will be taking Gladiator, which I think is the closest in Oscar nominee.
I will be taking Gladiator and Oscar nominee. I think this is the closest to like, yeah, this might have
been number one on most people's boards, but I won't be surprised if that's not the case.
You know, it was. And then I feel like Sean did a whisper
campaign about how Gladiator's not that good.
Did he? Did you?
Did I do a whisper camp?
Have you been have you been kind of like this movie's not?
I feel like we also the second one and thought, you know what?
That first one was even better than we realized.
Well, I think both things are true.
I think it can be not my favorite Ridley Scott movie,
and I can also acknowledge that it has greatness in it.
It's just not.
It's interesting because like Gladiator
is an original movie, but I think there's a through line
with the original movies that we have in this year
is that they're all super familiar concepts.
You got your sword and sandal movie.
You got your big time comedy where you're actually meeting.
There's all things you can glom onto.
So Gladiator feels like a movie that you've seen before.
And like it takes you a while to realize
that you're watching something that has historical figures
and it's the whole nine.
That's like a throwback Spartacus type film.
So people knew what to expect when they would sit down.
It also does feature real life figures.
And Marcus Aurelius. Marcus Aurelius.
Marcus Aurelius is a world.
And then also the inspiration for that movie
is based on a book about Coliseum fighting,
but then nothing is really taken from that book
other than the idea of Coliseum fighting
being the platform, the stage for the movie.
So if it were to go into the original conversation,
I think that would have been the most interesting debate
that we could have had.
Is that what you're asking about?
There were, it actually wasn't the one I texted him about,
but it was the thing we had discussed during the day.
Yes, yes, we talked about it.
And then I was like, wait, now I have a question
about another movie.
I feel good about this pick.
This is a solid movie to have on my board.
It's a great pick.
I think it's a consensus one.
Can I pick one nit on the gladiatorial front?
Every time I watch this movie,
I want more time in the minors.
Like Gladiator AAA is my favorite part.
The trains.
The trains is where they get it.
Like you gotta prove you can do it in Rochester
before you get to Rome.
And I feel like we fast forward through that stuff
way, way too fast.
I have a star's show for you called Spartacus.
And guess what?
Guess what?
I loved every second of Spartacus.
A lot of dicks in that show.
A lot of dicks.
Blood and Sand show. A lot of dicks. And so we've Spark. A lot of dicks in that show. A lot of dicks.
And so we've again. A lot of dicks.
Gladiator 2 had the same problem.
Where it was like,
Paul Mescal was a warrior
and then a slave
and then he won one fight
and they were like, you are now entering
the Roman Coliseum.
But he had familial kind of claim to the chair.
He was really bad at speeches.
He had a lot going for him.
Gladiator 2 is fucking unwatchable.
First gladiator rules though.
I didn't think it was unwatchable.
I watched it.
I tried to watch it again.
I watched it.
Gladiator 2 sucks.
What about, I thought Denzel was very entertaining.
I thought Denzel was great.
I thought the syphilitic emperors were great.
I saw it at 10 AM by myself.
The monkey?
The monkey? Yeah. The monkey. What about, I thought Denzel was very entertaining. I thought Denzel was great, I thought the Syphilitic Emperors was great.
I saw it at 10 AM by myself.
The first time I saw it I was like,
hey, you know, this is kind of cool.
The second time I watched it, it's a fucking mess.
You know, I've only seen it once,
so maybe I don't ever have to answer that question.
All right.
Rob.
Rob Mahoney has the number two pick.
I feel like this is pretty easy.
I'm gonna take Almost Famous at two.
Yeah, that was the other one I considered at one.
That would have been my number one.
Yep, it's really tough.
It's really tough.
Pretty undeniable.
I didn't think I could do it to Jeff, to be honest.
I don't know why I thought that was gonna fall to me.
Yeah, Mallory cannot betray me.
What the hell?
Yeah, I kind of figured it would go at one,
so I'm thrilled to have it at two.
Watching it at the time, I'm very much like goner
for Penny Lane watching this movie.
Now I watch it and I realize-
Goner or gooner?
No comment.
Now I watch it and I'm like really identifying
with Frances McDormand.
So, you know, we have, we've crested into a different
stage of life.
Yeah, I'm feeling that deeply.
She's making a lot of great points.
Maybe not like full on record confiscation points,
but other than that, incredibly charming,
undeniable movies. So hard not to get
swept away in it. It's a classic, I'm going to pull up this one scene and I end up watching the back,
I don't know, hour and a half of this movie. It's the best. What category? I'm going to take it.
So can I make the argument for comedy is almost famous enough of a dramedy to be a comedy?
I think so. That feels like too think it's I think it's in Wikipedia
describes it as a romantic comedy. I find that fascinating because I think this
is actually a great year for comedy so I'll allow it just in that very specific
respect. This is what I texted Sean about last night at 11 p.m. by the way. Yeah.
Yes. In terms of the question is would this be considered because neither William Miller
nor the band he is profiling are real people.
But Zeppelin exists in this world.
Still one is real to me.
Ben Fong Torres is here.
Ben Fong Torres, of course, Lester Bangs, of course.
We've got real people, but by changing,
was it the Eagles or the Doobie Brothers?
What was the band that he was sort of like
loosely basing his experiences? It was the Doobie Brothers. the Doobie Brothers? What was the band that he was sort of like loosely basing his experience? It was the Doobie Brothers.
The Doobie Brothers. Yeah. So I was like obsessed with music magazines when this
movie came out and my life's goal was to work at a music magazine when this movie
came out and I was obviously already a huge fan of Cameron Crowe. Folks have
heard me talk about Jerry Maguire many times on the show. I was like is this
really happening when this movie came out? Like I was electrified by this movie
and didn't maybe totally even understand
what Cameron Crowe's life was
and the fact that he was like,
yeah, I'm 16, I'm on the road with a band.
Fuck, I find it still has the magic.
That's how I feel like the upcoming HBO show, Task.
It's really happening.
Mark Ruffalo for me.
This is like a, you guys can weigh in on this too please.
If they didn't score that to Guns N' Roses as patients, would that be a good trailer?
They did it's a good trailer
Because Guns N' Roses is patients like that's over here. That's a five out of five. Yeah
That's like this is what we're going that's on the mood board
You're holding your arm up to say that's over here because it does allow me to say that Joanna Robinson
Who's with us today has an almost famous tattoo
on her wrist and yet Rob Mahoney took this movie
before she could.
Not a thing that I did to her.
I think that we have learned over time
that Rob Mahoney takes no prisoners.
It's true.
I made my piece of this.
I was like, if I'm not a number one or two drafter,
I'm not getting it, but this is a movie that changed my life.
It's the reason I got into journalism.
It's a perfect movie.
Well, you know what we said in that Rob?
But I support you in all your diversity.
All right, well, I'm in the complicated position
of number three.
Yeah.
Well, I think I'm gonna take a blockbuster.
And I think I'm gonna take one of the most exciting blockbusters of this year. And the fact that gonna take a blockbuster. And I think I'm gonna take one of the most exciting
blockbusters of this year.
And the fact that it was a blockbuster is a remarkable
thing that happened taking Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Ang Lee masterpiece.
This movie, it's hard to communicate what a phenomenon
this movie was.
Released by Sony Pictures Classics by a filmmaker
who never made action cinema like this.
Who really did not indicate that this was like,
I guess pushing hands, maybe one of his first movies
showed that he had an interest in martial arts,
but extraordinary movie, Michelle Yeoh,
I think for many people, the first time they saw her
and now we have a huge relationship with her
in the last 10 years of movies.
Just a gorgeous worship film.
I think Winyo Pang, who did the choreography for The Matrix,
also worked on this movie.
And so you had that like incredible wire work
and this movie made like $130 million.
You could make an argument at number one.
Absolutely.
You can make an argument at number one.
It was a phenomenon.
It was like everybody was talking about the martial arts,
but then also when you saw the movie,
you got swept up in this beautiful story.
That's a gorgeous, beautiful story.
It's a great movie.
I can't see the screen.
You see the sequel to this movie?
I didn't.
Crouching Tiger II.
I didn't, when did that come out?
2016, something like that.
Haven't seen the sequel.
Popped in the 4K.
If this puppy over the weekend, fuck.
Yeah.
Looks beautiful.
This was a movie that had maybe the highest approval rating
of people coming out of the theater in this year.
Just anecdotally, like, I remember seeing it walking out.
As a theater.
Were you also?
I remember vomiting.
Joey Ajo festooned in the tube.
He's like, did you like it?
Yeah.
Okay, number four.
That's me.
By the way, Crouching Tiger would have applied
to like six of these categories.
Which category did you take it in?
I took it in blockbuster.
Oh, okay.
Blockbuster kind of a weird category.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna do something a little funny here.
In original, I'm gonna do you can count on me.
Oh, that's a great.
Great. I think you're thinking about Mark Ruffalo.
I am always thinking about Mark Ruffalo, Kenneth Lonergan's directorial debut.
So good. Really, like the first time I had ever really seen Ruffalo,
I think this is his first big role and probably like Laura Linney's breakout,
I would say one of the most amazing portraits of family love that I've ever seen.
And what happens to families over the course of their lives as their parents get older.
And it's like everything happens and is tender and funny and heartbreaking.
And it's probably the movie that I like take with me the most from this year.
And you know, with all the legalese surrounding original films this year I thought I
grab one smart and I'm also happy to walk away with it so that's good
that's a good one. Perfect movie. Yeah this is a rare if memory serves four and a
half stars for the Sean fantasy letterbox. Did I give it four and a half stars?
I think you did. Don't be doing this. He sent us a letterbox list and there are a number of four stars but I only saw one four and a half stars? I think you did. Don't be doing this. Don't give kids letter box. He sent us a letter box list
and there are a number of four stars,
but I only saw one four and a half.
One of the greatest last scenes in a film too.
I don't know.
He knows he's pretending.
Incredible cello score.
It does.
It's a very good movie if you have a sibling.
That's what I'll say.
If you've ever had a complicated relationship.
Well, Chris does it still.
Yeah, yeah.
No offense to all the onlies,
but this movie gets something very right
about having siblings.
It's the obvious.
I have an only in my family,
so no shots to the onlies.
This is my movie I was dumb enough to think
was gonna be there in round three or four.
So I'm heartbroken that you took it,
but obviously you had to.
There's a lot of stuff in a lot of other categories
that I just, I'm a little freaked out by original.
You gotta do what you want. Yeah, same is it now Joanna we've got Jack made a helpful
little rubric Joanna that'll be very helpful to look at okay Joe I think
you're right that we have to like dig into original while we have it shit I Fuck. I kind of feel like I'm going to throw up right now. I don't just say it. Wow.
What I'm inspired by, Chris, since my number one is off the board,
I'm kind of spiraling.
So I will just go with my heart and I'll say actually one of the most important
movies to me also in this year is Billy Elliot. Wow.
OK, all right. I'm deleting it.
But I don't have to throw up. This is Billy Elliot. Wow. OK. All right. I'm deleting it.
I don't have to throw up.
This is my prediction.
Of course, then turned into a stage musical, which gave us Tom Holland,
among other things in our lives.
But I have watched this movie one million times.
Incredible young Jimmy Bell performance.
Wonderful. Great movie.
If you've got dad issues.
Great movie if you have anger and frustration and use art to get through it.
Great movie if you love regional dialects in the UK.
And this is one of those, you know, the soundtracks that had snippets of dialogue
on the CD or on the tape, like little scene-lets, and then you listen to that soundtrack so
many times, you have all of those little moments of dialogue like in Pulp Fiction memorized.
This is true of the Billy Elliot soundtrack for me.
I listen to it, it's got all these great T-Rex tracks and then all these great scenes from
Billy Elliot and I cry every time I watch this movie.
Joe, you're taking this in original?
Yes.
What is the verdict on this is based on his own play that then he adapts into the movie
that then he adapts into a different play?
Rob, did you take almost same as for me and now you're trying to take Billy Elliot?
I would love nothing more than to give you Billy Elliot if I'm being honest.
I think that we could create a loophole that the person adapting all this stuff is the same guy.
Same idea.
It's original.
The whiplash theorem.
But if it's based on our own life, it's not original?
I didn't say that.
Well, I think that we're still negotiating.
Oh, well, we can still negotiate that.
Okay.
All right.
That was a very beautiful tribute.
I'm slightly concerned that from a rules perspective,
that would be, you can take it in a different category.
Yeah.
I actually, so I don't know enough about this.
I'm on Joe's side.
Re-explain what transpired here.
So Lee Hall, again, you'll have to make like
several hundred hours of podcasts with Jordan
for the next 12 months.
He's the nicest guy and he's a fucking assassin.
He's an animal.
You're a fucking animal.
He's not nice. Every time you get to the core of who Rob is, he's a fucking assassin. He's an animal. You're a fucking animal. He's not nice. It's awful.
Every time you get to the core of who Rob is, he's a sociopath.
I'm calling HR.
Lee Hall wrote a play called Dancer.
That play gets adapted into the movie Billy Elliot.
That gets adapted into the play Billy Elliot.
Hold on.
It premiered as a rehearsed reading in 1998 at the live theater, so it wasn't even a
full production. Leave Joe alone. I think that that's... I don't like this.
If this hasn't been staged, then I think that that is a loophole.
Okay. Thanks, Amanda. Rehearsed reading. I mean,
I'm just reading box office. Not really came through.
But I agree. Really came through for me.
So if you're a person out there watching... In Newcastle upon Tyne also. So, you know,
like not the West End. Who has a ticket stub to Billy Elliot, then Joe's
draft isn't validated.
This is really dicey territory because like every movie is kind of based on an idea that someone had
at any given time that when then went into a series
of development, these are the pitfalls of this category.
I'll make an allowance for Billy Elliot.
Oh wow.
That's really big of you.
How does that sound?
Yeah, I'm team Joe here.
So generous. Thank you. You gotta talk to him Yeah, I'm Team Joe here. So generous.
Thank you.
You gotta talk to him.
I mean, there were plenty of rehearsed readings for all sorts of original.
Yeah, they've rehearsed, read, hatefully.
They certainly did.
That was also original.
Wait, so you thought I would do almost his first, Billy Elliot second?
Yeah.
Well, I know it's my heart.
It's really sweet.
I had a theory, because I just, the love of the musical and the dance.
The art of dance.
The end when he's in, Matthew Borg, Swan Lake,
and his dad cries and gasps when he makes the leap.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Oh my God.
Okay, Van, you're up.
All right, so for my first pick, it's gonna be symbolic
because I know I'm gonna get the movie that I want
after Amanda's two picks,
because it's coming right back to me
So I'm gonna pick bamboozled in original. Wow originals. There's a run. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna pick bamboozled in original
It is the movie the single movie that I watched the most this year
Blown away at spikes audacity. I think it was partly the audacity of the movie that makes it one of spikes
was partly the audacity of the movie that makes it one of Spike's lesser lauded films. Because as far as him just writing a movie that has the same ending issue that many Spike Lee
movies have, right?
Where he kind of drifts into the supernatural slash absurdist slash whatever and people
go, whatever, throwing the basketball and then having a guy catch it at the end,
having Chuddlesworth catch it at the end if he got game,
or the wake up from the end of school days
where people like, it's more of an allegorical ending.
This one kind of has the same thing,
but what a kick in the nuts.
If you are a 20 year old black man,
and you are endeavoring, wanting to endeavor into a career in entertainment.
When you watch this movie, it completely reorients
the way you look at yourself and the way you look
at that entire industry.
Just like a sublime absurdist tragedy.
Love the film.
Your favorite character is Michael Rappaport.
Oh.
Yeah.
But that was sort of peak Rappaport for Yeah. But that was sort of peak Rapaport for me.
More ways than one.
The corporate PR satire stuff in this movie
is like way too fucking applicable.
Like the playbook of just like name check Martin Luther King,
say the word community a lot,
wear the Kente cloth.
It's like, oh, oh, oh Lord.
He tries, he literally tries to do the one idea
that he thinks is too far that will surely get him fired.
And it's the one that makes him into who he was.
It was just, I still watch it's fantastic to me.
The one thing about this movie that was at the time
kind of revolutionary and now is interesting to look back
on is that it looks like it was shot with a potato.
Right.
And it's that early DV that you get like with 28 days later. And
there's a couple of movies that were shot with this really early TV style. Oliver Stone
U-turn. Did you do that? Kind of like there's like parts of it that feel that way or maybe
even just different film stocks. Yeah. Um, but it actually just makes it feel like surveillance
footage handheld. And so you're what you're like in those boardrooms where Damon Wayans
is explaining his ideas and you're like, is this like a candid camera episode or something that feeling of disorientation?
It works really great for this fantastic Tommy Davidson performance as well. Yeah, like just I love the movie
Okay, great pick. We're down to Amanda at the turn
We cheer and we lead
We cheer and we lead. You hate us because we're beautiful, but we don't like you either.
We're cheerleaders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cheerleaders.
Okay.
I went to sleep last night and praying that I would get the turn so that I could do a
kiki doubleheader.
Obviously, obviously number one.
Thank you so much, everyone.
Number one pick in drama will be The Virgin Suicides.
Sofia Coppola's directorial debut,
which premiered at Cannes in 1999,
but it was not eligible for the 1999 draft
as I made Rob Mahoney very aware of
because it did not premiere in the US until April 2000.
This is an absolutely beautiful movie about being a teenager
and not understanding things and like deep sadness and the power of Josh Hartman 25 years ago,
which remains today. I didn't get to go to... I'm just listening, come on.
I have some good questions, but otherwise, yes.
The trip Fontaine? How dare you?
Oh, come on.
First of all, when he's like walking down the
Powerful.
The hallway to Magic Man.
And then obviously with the heart
and she jumps into the car and they start making out.
It's an amazing thing.
That is some powerful stuff.
I didn't get to go to the Academy screening
with Kiki and Sophia, which like was okay with me.
I don't like, I don't know if I want to be
that close to greatness,
but I did think Kiki looked great.
Anyway, that's drama.
Comedy, bring it on.
Which like, I honestly, I was a little nervous that Joanna was going to take bring it on
for me at some point.
This is, you know, I was, I turned 16 in 2000.
One of the great teen comedies.
Yeah.
Incredible Kirsten Dunn's performance.
Great Gabrielle Union gave us Spirit Fingers,
gave us one of the great movie openings of all time,
which I do have memorized in full.
I just gave you guys a snippet there.
You're welcome.
The floor is yours.
Yeah.
The floor is yours, continue.
For the moves as well.
You also take an AP class on the film, Bring It Up.
No, but do you know actually that like at a pep rally
at my high school, the actual cheerleaders did perform
that opening, I was not a cheerleader, no.
No, I was on Cross Country.
Were you a cultural appropriator?
Yeah, also not back, though I did live in Atlanta,
so you know.
A really, really funny, like smart teen movie.
Great, I prefer this to Ant-Man, thanks to all of you.
And I feel great about getting it.
It's bonkers to me that bringing on was not a blockbuster.
Because speaking of movies that did numbers
on the sleepover circuit, I don't understand
how this wasn't a bigger theater hit.
Were you bumping Bring It On?
Yeah, it was a big one.
Oh, yes.
This movie was everywhere.
Absolutely.
You could not avoid it.
In Reisterstown, Maryland?
It was kind of an instant cult classic, but it left you.
Yeah, it was.
And now a queer classic.
Now a queer classic as well.
Okay, Van, we're back to you.
It's the only time I'm torn.
Oh.
I felt like I know something.
I thought you were like, I'm gonna get this.
You knew what you wanted to do.
I know.
But now I'm thinking about another movie that I would
really love to have.
But I'm gonna go with my first heart.
I'm taking traffic off the board.
Interesting.
That isn't what I thought you were going to do.
No, because there's another film that I want to, but I got to take traffic off the board
for what category Oscar.
Oscar.
Oscar.
Bad Ruge.
I'm only the only time I'm gonna get to draft
Baton Rouge is this, Stephen Soderbergh, Baton Rouge.
But more so like, you know, I loved the movie
from the moment that I saw it, ensemble cast.
It seemed like a very important film to watch at that time
that it was saying something really important
and turning you on to something
that you kind of didn't realize was going on.
So first time I was really thought of drug cartels
as being Mexican and not like Colombian.
You know what I mean?
Like the movie was saying something
and like diving deep into a world
and took me in the middle of the world
that made me uncomfortable,
particularly the Amanda Seyfried,
like all of that stuff.
Erica Christensen.
Yeah, Erica Christensen.
Put some respect on SwimFam.
Look, too blonde from the same,
I already is gonna-
Don't you hate that though,
like when you're promoted to drug czar
and then Topher Grace gets your daughter hooked on crap.
And then Topher Grace has the temerity to be like,
whoa, whoa, whoa, back up, man.
What would it be like if 100 black guys
went into a white neighborhood asking for drugs?
I felt them.
But even that portrayal, like I'm telling you,
even if it's like- This was mind blowing
if you were watching that 70s show, by the way,
that he showed up in this form.
Yeah, yeah.
So wine ball.
Yeah, he's like, I'd like to take a hit.
Here's what I'd like to try.
Let's have sex and take a hit when we both come. Yeah, he's like, I'd like to take a hit. Here's what I'd like to try. Let's have sex and take a hit when we both come.
Yeah.
How did I know you were gonna quote that directly
while looking me in the eyes on this podcast?
The way this movie got sold to me,
cause the way this movie got sold to me is like,
one of my homeboys was like,
hey yo, Chris Rock has been beaten.
And I was like, what?
He's like, he not the number one crackhead no more.
When you see the white girl in traffic,
that's the number one crackhead ever.
And I had to go see the number one crackhead.
Check it out.
And so I went and saw the movie, fantastic.
A movie that holds up as good today as it was then.
Let's just shout out a couple of things in this.
Cliff Martinez score, he blacked out.
It's amazing, it's just gorgeous.
The fact that Silverberg's running Michael Douglas
up and down these streets with like a handheld camera.
Clifton Collins is incredible in this,
Benicio obviously amazing.
Don Cheadle.
Cheadle's amazing in this.
Have you seen Benicio's game yet?
And this is my favorite, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Yeah, Catherine Zeta-Jones is so good in this.
The peak of her career.
That's disrespectful to Ocean's Eleven.
Benicio's amazing in Ocean's Game.
When this movie came out, I had the same reaction as you.
I was like, this movie is important.
And I had that classic Reddit conspiracy brain of like,
it is all connected.
The drug goes all the way to the top
and then all the way down to when you're 16.
And you're like, this has revealed something
really profound.
And then for the intervening 10 or 15 years,
I was like, this movie's a little overrated and it feels very schematic and I can feel
the screenplay when I'm watching it. And then I would watch it again a few years ago. And
I was like, actually, no, this is he's right. Everything is all connected. The performances
in the movie are incredible. Like this is some of the best acting I think Soda Works
ever gotten. So yeah, great pick. Tough for CR. Tough for CR. Joanna. That's rough.
Howler, do you know what I'm picking next?
I actually have a theory.
I'll be honest about whether I'm right
after you make the pick.
Okay, so for a long time,
I would walk around and talk about my top five.
I knew it!
This was my prediction for your draft
is that it would be very musically inclined.
Because there are a lot of great music movies.
What am I picking?
You're picking High Fidelity.
Oh, I'm not picking high fidelity
by the way that was the other movie it was between traffic and high fidelity
I'm shocked that that's not what you're picking okay I would talk about my top
five favorites of all time two of them were from the year 2000,
almost famous in this other one that I'm gonna say.
Another one was from 2001,
and then it was a rotating other two.
And this, I don't know if it's just because like,
I was working in a movie theater or whatever.
Anyway, point being.
Requiem for a Dream.
It's O Brother, O Brother.
It's O Brother, O Brother.
It's like one of my dad's favorite movies.
I'm taking taking an Oscar.
And I love this movie with my whole entire heart.
I think this is my favorite George Clooney.
This is where I was introduced to one of my favorite people,
Tim Blake Nelson.
This is an incredible Coen brothers joint.
We're basing it off a myth.
We're changing everyone's relationship
with bluegrass music.
And it looks like a million bucks.
And I love this movie.
I did know that this was a favorite of yours.
It was also a favorite of Barry Rubin's,
My Beloved Father.
You guys have a lot in common
that we frequently discuss.
Yeah, Barry and I are one of them.
It does still fit the Joe is gonna pick movies
with songs in them.
Yeah, it's a musical.
So yeah, great pick.
Love it.
You're really, you look perfect, Sean.
Well, because I had a vision of how this round was gonna go
and Van and Joe completely chopped it up.
Because you thought you were gonna be able to make it.
I'm like the night in Monty Python.
That's how I feel when you,
this is how I feel every time I draft with you, CR,
because you pick, you can count on me.
And I was like, no one's going to pick that.
I got that one easy.
And then CR's like, number one.
I thought I was going to get O Brother in this round.
So I'm going to do a little bit of,
and I was just making sure that I was right about something,
which is that Perfect Storm was nominated for some Oscars.
Thank God.
Thank God that this is me.
I should have been nominated.
I did not even put it on my list because of anyone
but you got it, I was happy. Yes, do it. Thank God. I should have been nominated. I did not even put it on my list because if anyone but you got it, I would be happy.
Yes, do it! Come on!
I feel like now I've lost touch with the actual monologue where it's just about...
It's Diane Lane's letter to Mark Wahlberg as he gets killed.
By the gigantic wave at the end?
By the gigantic wave. She's like, Bobby, you and me, a fresh start.
Two cut-ins up in this little patent.
You know what I'm like?
I can really see the denim cut-off shorts
as you were saying that.
This movie rocks.
Clooney, Wahlberg.
What?
Wait, you're picking this as your Oscar nomination?
Yeah, sound editing.
Dianne Lane is probably your deepest bag.
That's like, that is the thing.
Nothing but respect for that.
Yeah, she's also she's up in the crow's nest just crushing PBRs and Narragansett.
Your dream. Your dream.
I don't think Narragansett was around the beer at that time.
Was it? I don't think so.
Narragansett? Don't they drink that in Jaws?
I don't think so, but maybe they do.
I actually think that they probably do.
Marigants, beer.
I don't think they just invented Marigants and beer
in like 2003.
You think it's like a fake.
You're right, it was founded in 1890.
1890 in Cranston, Rhode Island.
You think Diane Lane says Steve's bag and not the sea?
As it was.
Well, I think the Life is Love is Lady might be the sea.
I'm not here, they're both there.
It was also nominated for best visual effects.
Yeah, so double Oscar nominee.
There you go.
And honestly, in terms of my heart,
it could have gotten better.
I've never understood this movie.
Why not?
It is such a fucking bummer, like a ridiculous bummer
of all bummers.
When I seen this, I did not know that they were going to die.
Yeah.
And then I got to watch his dumb ass
be in the water at the end of the movie
Like like just I'm like so I'm wondering like what's gonna happen, right? His stupid ass is floating around in the water at the end of the movie. Yeah doing the whole thing
I'm like, oh, so they just they fucking drown they got yeah, and I still can't make my peace with it
Like why what was the point of me? They had to get the good tuna?
I've tried they had a black eye with him. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I watched it.
I've tried, they had a black guy with them.
Yeah.
This nigga got fucked over for no reason.
What?
You guys can laugh at that.
It's okay.
They all signed up for the captain.
I get it, but like, that's the type of shit
that you watch that and you go, nah,
if it's three white boys and me going out, I'm not going.
I'm not going fishing.
There was only one boat though. I get it me going out, I'm not going I'm not going there's only one boat though
I did it but like I tried because they said I remember somebody saying that this movie was like
It's not you know, it's a based on a real story, right?
Yeah, it was good, but it was gonna be like it was epic like Titanic or something that I went out
It was Titanic for dudes. Yeah
Guys being dudes on it. Well, it's
On a boat, but it's. Titanic's not Titanic for dudes.
No, I think Titanic's Titanic for everybody,
but for dudes who love deep sea fishing,
this is Titanic.
How do you think you would do on a sword boat?
I'll never find out.
I'm not like a big boat guy, honestly.
Okay.
I'm gonna draft a movie.
Do you have anything else left to say about Perfect Storm?
I think I've said it all.
I've drafted it like 15 times.
In original and taking unbreakable, which is what I
thought you were gonna take. Yeah. And I guess there's an
original run going here and I rewatched this movie last
night. And it's really good. This movie is amazing. This
movie looks amazing. Obviously, M. Night Shyamalan immediately
after the Sixth Sense follows this up with an original story that has deep roots in comic book storytelling. I forgot about this whole structure.
No, just the whole like explanation, the title cards at the beginning of the movie about comic books and comic book collecting and storytelling.
But just a fascinating movie like one of Bruceis, his best performances, easily one of Sam
Jackson's best performances. He's amazing as glass. I had
forgotten how like, chilling that opening sequences when
Glass is born. And his mother is like holding him and Aiman
Walker comes in was on Oz at the time. And I was like, this
is probably the next great American actor. I don't know
what the hell happened to even Walker. I don't think he's
American. Is he American? Iman Walker was like your Boyd Holbrick stock.
He was.
I was like, I truly.
If you ever watch him in Oz,
because he was the leader of the Muslims, right?
He was.
Yeah, and he was powerful.
Super powerful.
This is my second Ringer podcast this week.
I don't understand why he's not a huge famous actor.
I can't believe we're still here.
I'm so happy.
It's only Tuesday.
I can't believe we're still here.
On the Ringer while we stay away from Oz.
Oz is a very incredible television show.
I loved it.
Bill would start like a dedicated Oz feed to our-
No, Bill and I were talking about a completely different show
on Perseus yesterday and he was like,
let's talk about Oz for a second.
I think Oz might be one of the first things
that Bill and I connected on,
because we have like, it's like been a-
I visited the set of Oz when I was in high school as well.
That's so fucking weird.
It was something that my uncle wanted.
You did what?
I visited the set of Oz.
You did what?
Yeah.
You just go there, you see some guy on guy assault.
We didn't like, you're looking at your brain still for him?
There was no like,
challenge of crucifying anybody on the day I visited it.
Yeah.
But it was like every other episode.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Emerald City, I'll never forget it.
I saw it in person.
Okay, that's my pick.
Unbreakable.
I have a super hot take that no one in the world agrees with.
About Unbreakable?
Yeah.
After all of these years, it's his best movie to me.
Oh.
Okay, so no.
Do you think Trap is?
So it's his best movie.
I'll tell you why.
It's the power of J.S.R.
If you go back and you watch The Sixth Sense, The Sixth Sense is like-
It's a diamond.
It is, at the same time, from start to finish, from start to finish, Unbreakable is a superior
movie.
It tells, to me, a more brooding, the script is tighter, the character development is more
direct.
And I think, whereas the twist at the end of Sixth Sense's all-time movie stuff, the twist
at the end of Unbreakable, just to me,
solidifies the entire mythology of the movie.
It's operatic high drama when you watch it now.
It's a really good take. I don't buy it.
We've also heard you make this take about science.
I feel like you make the claim that a lot of
Shambhala movies are his best.
No, I'll make you change.
Science is his best.
Yeah.
People are allowed to change.
Rob?
Do you guys like that happening? No. With the trees? Yeah. I'll tell you what. Its is his best. Yeah. People are allowed to change, Rob. Do you guys like the happening?
No.
With the trees?
Tell you what, it's gotten better over the years.
It's cool.
It happened all the time.
When I first saw it, I didn't get it.
But I watched it maybe like three or four months ago.
I probably saw Unbreakable in the theater seven to eight times.
It's extremely good.
Yeah, it was a craze, an absolute craze.
Seven to eight times?
Yeah.
What movie have you seen the most revenge of the Seth?
How many times in the movie theater? No idea couldn't possibly tell you couldn't possibly tell you
Well Mallory you can tell us your next pick. No, no, sorry Rob. Don't take the movies that I want to take the movie
I'm gonna take his Aaron Brockovich. I'm gonna get my inner girl boss on a little bit
I'm gonna get my inner girl boss on a little bit
Girl boss until the end of the
I think we've entered this category Rob. I'm gonna take it in blockbuster
Which feels a little flimsy to me at this point
I Love how obsessed Soda Burger's with process,
like we talked about with traffic.
What makes this movie great to me is the same thing
that makes Ocean's Love and Great,
which is like deep process, obsession with process,
but also incredible charisma.
Like you are in the well with Julia Roberts,
pulling up dead frogs and shit,
and it's like, who would you rather spend a movie with
than that, in my opinion?
So I feel great taking this off the board.
I don't understand what's going on with
biker babysitter fairy godmother, Aaron Eckhart.
I was gonna say-
There's a lot of bandana work.
But I think it's all perfect.
If I go to Turkey and get a hair transplant,
I'm coming back with the Eckhart from this movie.
Yeah, the bandana, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, you can pull it off.
Did we not think that Aaron Eckhart
was gonna be the biggest thing in the whole world?
He is magnetic in this movie.
He had a couple of starts and stops though,
because it was this, and then he was a little down for a while
and then started to go to the core of the earth.
I believe it's called the core.
The core.
The core.
That would have scared me.
The core.
The whole story was in the company of men,
you may recall, when he was in the company of men.
Maybe Meleby will come up again during the podcast.
Which one is in the company of men? Maybe Neil and B will come up again during this podcast. Which one is in the Company of Men?
Is that also Topher Grace?
No, it's him and Matt.
It's in Good Company.
In Good Company is a banger to me.
I don't care what you guys say.
No, that's your friends and neighbors
before it was a TV show.
Right.
Rob, do you have another pick?
No, I want to shout out another environmental movie.
You guys ever see 1998's A Civil Action with John Travolta?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
That's kind of the end of the super respectable
John Travolta run.
And then he goes off and makes several insane movies
in a row.
I only know about this because on a tech change
with friends we were talking about Swordfish.
And Swordfish was when Travolta was fully deranged.
And there's also a fully deranged Travolta movie in this year. There sure is.
I don't think it will come up in the draft.
So you've always been picky about your produce.
But now you find yourself checking every label to make sure it's Canadian.
So be it.
At Sobe's, we always pick guaranteed fresh Canadian produce first.
Restrictions apply.
See in-store or online for details.
It won't take long to tell you Neutrol's ingredients.
Vodka, soda, natural flavors.
So what should we talk about?
No sugar added?
Neutral.
Refreshingly simple.
I know what I'm doing here.
There are three movies that I would really like to be able to pick here.
I can only pick two of them.
I feel pretty confident Rob is gonna take the one
I'm not picking.
And I think Rob's draft is really good.
So I'm a little bit bummed about that,
but I have to follow my heart.
I'm about to pick two, and this is not hyperbole,
two of my 10 favorite movies ever, legitimately.
So I just, I have to do it.
Two of your 10 favorite movies ever.
Yeah.
Wow.
See, 2000's not so bad.
You got two of your 10 favorite movies
in the end of this section.
When I say them, you guys are gonna be like, yeah, I know that is true about you.
You're not going to be surprised by what I pick.
You definitely won't be.
OK. In original.
So relieved to pick an original.
This is really stressing me out.
OK. A lot of things were happening late in high school.
It's good in young men's basements. Okay, a lot of things were happening late in high school.
It's good going in young men's basements. A lot of things were happening in young men's basements
in Maesterstown, Maryland.
Were you there?
I was, you know, some, okay, the parents are upstairs,
but like, sure, it's time for a blowjob.
And then- Jesus Christ!
Watch it snatch!
Watch it snatch! Watch it snatch!
I am taking snatch
as my original.
When I think back.
So were these happening at the same time?
Often sequenced.
Yeah.
Often sequenced.
I mean-
Which comes first?
Phrasing.
Which comes first? Izing, which comes first?
I'm like, I kind of want to explore what you're talking about,
but also really do not.
Well, you know, it's a safe space today among friends,
and I'm being sincere when I think back to late high school.
I think about watching Snatch in my high school boyfriend's
basement and all the other things
that we were doing down there.
It's true.
I will be taking that original.
I will not be naming him either. I will be going with me Chris Ryan rule
And I will not be naming him not very
We got I bet something is like we got the picture
Yeah, I bet um I I love like, we got the picture without it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet.
I love Snatch, I've seen this movie a thousand times.
I think that's the clock stock when we did that draft.
I just, I love-
You're a Guy Ritchie girl.
Yeah, I just love these movies.
They're endlessly entertaining to me.
I love that you're gonna try to talk about this movie now.
As if that's the thing you're about.
You like thugs?
This is like weirdly my favorite Brad Pitt performance ever. Not actually maybe,
but I just love it. This movie is sensational. Like the bullet-toothed Tony, you know, the
fact that it says replica down the side of your gun and mine says desert eagle. Like
we were just walking around in high school quoting this movie to each other endlessly.
It has like a real place in my heart. I rewatched it recently. Still fucking holds up.
You know what, Mal? I really wanted this movie, each other endlessly. It has like a real place in my heart. I rewatched it recently, still fucking holds up. You know what, Mal?
I really wanted this movie, but in so many ways.
I thought this was what you were gonna take it.
You earned it.
I thought you were gonna take it.
100 out of 100% chance I was getting it, and I am shocked.
I thought for sure one of you was gonna take it
in this round.
I thought for sure.
I almost took it.
Yeah, okay.
My next pick, and this is the one
that I don't think anyone will be,
it's a fucking great movie.
You kind of ruined it forever for me.
I wanna apologize. I'm sorry, that was funny. next pick and this is one and I don't think anyone will be it's a fucking great movie you kind of ruined it forever for me for my third pick here on
the turn I will be taking as recently discussed on a memorable episode of
rewatchable is my favorite comedy ever best in show I thought was gonna be your
first yeah I that's where I thought if I I don't know why my strategy edge come what kind of changed radically when I got the number one. This I thought was gonna be your first. That's where I thought you were going.
I don't know why my strategy had kind of changed radically
when I got the number one pick.
If I had been late in the first round,
I probably would have taken this in the first round.
So the fact that I have the opportunity to take it here
is a real delight to me.
This movie, I have a vivid memory of watching this
with my dad for the first time.
He still quotes Harlem Pepper to me all the time.
Nothing makes me laugh.
Nothing is like a sherbet to make me crack up. Like rib agony laughter, then watching
Cookie try to walk after she twists her knee. It's just the best. I love Christopher Guest
and this is my favorite Christopher Guest movie. So I'm thrilled taking that in comedy.
I think it's going to be a debacle for me when we get to the rest of my picks though.
Your first three picks are bangers.
Yeah.
First three picks are bangers
and you've certainly won the anecdotal of picks.
So.
Holy shit.
The break out is, the social break out is set I think.
Yes.
Oh man.
Well I hope not.
Um.
We have one hour to complete this draft.
Can we do it with all of these picks?
I believe that we can.
Rob, you are the first person.
Don't suppose we have time for a bathroom break.
I think people can get up and go and come back
if they need to.
Wow, that's actually quite fascinating.
We've never done that before,
but I actually would support it.
I wouldn't dare.
Well, I'm gonna do it after I pick.
It's kind of like getting up for the bathroom
when you're seeing a movie.
Yeah.
I also wouldn't do that.
Oh, you mean while people are, oh.
Mid-draft.
I didn't have to clean the bathroom.
Well, maybe I did.
Well, you said you had a mop when people vomited.
It's true. It's that much of a reach? Thanks for the bathroom. Well, maybe I did. Well, you said you had a mop when people vomited. It's true.
It's that much of a reach?
Thanks for your support.
Okay, Rob.
Are you flummoxed by these last two picks?
I'm a little flummoxed just by some of the relative scarcity
in some of these categories.
I feel like I know what you're picking.
Whether it's the movie I like more
or the category I need more.
I'm gonna go with American Psycho.
I'm gonna take it in drama.
Wow, okay.
Is that a drama? Well, it's become a comedy it's definitely is a comedy and is a thriller
I'm not sure that you can qualify. Okay as a drama. I'll take it through
That's no problem is in any disagreement there. I mean, I think it's a dark comedy
I'm okay. Yeah, if you want it to take it there, it's a dramedy of there. It's a drama of the soul
You know, like it's a man's
Category one of the soul you know like it's a man's night one of the greatest mean movies I actually don't it's very purposefully designed as a satire yeah
so I would argue it's not a drop absolutely fair the best Brett Easton
Ellis no adaptation adaptation I enjoy rules of attraction and rules of
attraction this clears it no this is I think this is the best one. Yeah.
Where did you take this out?
Is Luke going to remake this?
He says so.
He says so, yeah.
I don't know if that's necessary.
This is really good.
It's not exactly the book, but it's pretty, it gets a lot of what is so funny and so smart
about the book.
And like, has lives on as a reference point and a life of its own.
Fail is unreal.
I think riffs on the things in the book,, like sands down some badges from the book,
heighten some other things,
takes like the rodents out of it.
Like there's some stuff that just needed to be out
if you're gonna put this on screen.
Okay, that's a good pick.
That puts me in an interesting spot.
Shout out to Hugo Lewis.
Yeah.
Shout out to Chainsaws.
I didn't sing the Terrier song from Best in Show.
But you know,
You could though.
This really is a musical draft.
Yeah, absolutely. The Terriers in the year 2000. We started
sweet little winky.
I will take a film that was referenced earlier. Another movie
that I was like, I can't believe this is happening that maybe at a
time seemed great, then maybe it was like a little problematic. But
I think it circled back to being amazing, which is High Fidelity,
which is an amazing Americanization of an English novel
about what it's like to work in a record store
and what it means to be defined by your stuff.
I'm sorry, Joanna, you're looking at me
like I just killed a puppy or something.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is the origin story of Joanna,
the book was better Robinson.
Like I remember when I read the Hornby book
and I was like.
I mean most Hornby books.
Yeah. I don't even disagree.
Yeah.
The two most important Robs in the world though,
Rob Mahoney and this Rob.
We got to stick up for each other.
It's kind of a douche bag sometimes,
but that's also kind of the point.
I think he has some redeemable quality.
That character is me.
Van, you're kind of a douche bag sometimes.
It's true.
Don't do that to yourself.
I swear.
When I saw that movie, I was like,
that for all of the flaws, that character is me.
As a, like, for the white boy deal,
like I connected so much to that character
and still, like, I make no apologies about it.
Like a lot of the stuff that he does in that movie,
I would do
I don't want you I realized though like how
Smart the movie is about what a dip shit Rob is. Yeah, I was a teenager
I just didn't really I got it in the book
Yeah, and the movie I think because it they kind of like trick you with the Cusack casting
Yes, Cusack is usually this person that you're like, I'm so emotionally with the say anything guy
Even if he's a little crazy, I'm with him,
but he's so lost in the sauce.
Misplaced, righteous, indignation,
thinks he knows everything, knows nothing,
has everybody on his side so they know the whole story.
But him selling beta bands to people in stores, insane.
That is one of the great flexes.
I mean, you worked in record stores.
I did. No love for this movie? I love this film. I think I mean, you worked in record stores. I did.
No love for this movie?
I love this film.
I think I actually am more partial to the book.
The book is better.
The book is better.
But it was like, this was also like a very cool,
like late period, like it almost had like a lot of its roots
in the nineties, but to see a lot of the Chicago Indie Rock
scene in this film is a real, real hoot.
Would you reconsider your Rob rankings if I submitted-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, Zoe Kravitz's Rob from the great Hulu adaptation
of Hyperdome.
You know how I feel about Zoe.
That season was so good.
I loved it.
I loved it.
It was really, really good.
I mean, wonderfully connected to the movie.
It's one of the most baffling,
and canceling.
I agree.
I thought all the changes they made made sense.
I thought it was like, really good. Blissfully contemporary in the way they made made sense. I thought it was like, illicitfully contemporary
in the way they went about it.
All the performances were great.
I don't know what happened.
I do not know why they canceled that.
That was like one of those COVID things where
it just, something got lost in it.
And it had her, like they had like a legitimate movie
person star and they didn't continue to do the shows.
Just an odd decision.
I'm taking this movie in comedy by the way, Jack.
I loved, I like really loved that TV show.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was very good.
Divine Joy Randolph dancing to Come on Eileen.
Just beautiful stuff.
Okay, CR, you've got to pick.
In Blockbuster, I'll take Cast Away.
Had to do it.
Yeah.
You know, at the time, I think I saw this
and I was like, that was pretty cool,
but this is one of the TNT ones for me.
Yeah.
Where it's like over the years, just be like,
oh cool, this 20 minute section,
that 20 minute section, incredible ending.
The set pieces are amazing.
And it's an incredible Hanks run here. And And this is how many people could carry this film, you know, I think it's the best plane crash sequence in a movie
Yeah, I think
About the most meaningful relationship we've ever seen between two figures on screen
Wilson Wilson, correct
I fucking, when Wilson had just away. Yes, I mean I can't.
It's very emotional watching Wilson bob away.
It was probably emotional for him too.
He had to let go of Wilson to be free though man.
Wilson was the last thing connecting him to the island.
Painful.
You know what the other scene that jumped out to me when I watched it last year was when he tries to swim out.
Oh, I thought you were going to say Lansing the tooth with the,
was it all the FedEx con?
That didn't bother me. That didn't bother me at all. Um, okay. Joanna.
This is really tough because blockbuster is getting quite spindly.
Um, so I think, I mean,
I don't mean to be too on brands for our podcast, but I think I'll just take X-Men off the board.
Interesting.
It is an incredibly important comic book movie.
It was-
This is Patrick Stewart and-
Uh-huh, Ian McKellen.
The origin of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, a role he is still playing to this day.
Vibranium. Is that right?
Adamantium.
Adamantium.
Okay, vibranium is what?
Black Panther.
Okay.
But which is stronger, Amanda?
What do you think, vibranium or adamantium?
I have no idea, I can't get it.
It's a debate for the ages,
so it's okay that you don't have the answer.
Hopefully we'll be able to talk about this
for roughly the next 10 years on the podcast.
Very exciting.
This is where a young Kevin Feige, who was working as an assistant for Lauren Shula Donner,
got his start and his connection to the Marvel world.
This is the origin story of Kevin Feige in Marvel Studios.
And it's, you know, Mars in a great, you know, a great Cyclops.
The jawline.
I was just talking to somebody
about who the next Cyclops should be.
I do, I want to have a few-
Well, Amanda's boy is like, firmly rumored.
Which one?
Harris.
Which one?
The Lordy?
Harris.
Harris.
Oh, really?
He's not gonna do it.
He's not gonna do it.
He's a great guy.
I've seen the Cyclops.
I've seen the Schwarzenegger rumors.
That's who it was.
He'd be really good.
He'd be really good.
He was born to be Cyclops.
Schwarzenegger was like, away to the Beatles, born to be a star. Short and Sider really did.
He's like, away to the Beatles, he can't do both.
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't think Harris can do this.
I love this movie when it came out.
I was so happy.
Oh my God, it's life changing.
After 10 years of reading Wizard and dream casting
in my mind and then getting Ian McKellen
and Patrick Stewart, I was like,
this is crazy how good this is.
And I didn't even really know who Hugh Jackman was.
And he obviously was fantastic.
Chris Exman is off the board.
So Chris, sorry, you can't take another Bryan Singer film.
I know, devastating for you.
Tough one for you.
Van, you're up.
He really peaked with Valkyrie anyways.
So I was going to take...
I was going to take X-Men.
And Blockbuster is anything over 100 domestic, right?
Yep, correct.
So I'll take Remember the Titans.
That's what I almost took on with that.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to expend.
Delete.
Not too much to talk about.
Very affecting movie.
I was shamed outside of City Place Theater, Baton Rouge.
Me and Gino went to see Meet the Parrots.
And when I left, we saw some of his friends,
his frat brothers, and they was like,
man, y'all didn't see Remember the Titans?
And we was like, nah, we went to see Meet the Parents
and they made us feel less black.
And you were, to be fair.
For that night, yeah.
Because we was like, damn, we was like, ma'am,
can you deal with this?
You know what I mean?
They treated you like the black guy in Perfect Storms. Right, you know, that you deal with this? You know what I mean? You're like the black guy in the perfect storm.
Right, you know, that guy got drowned.
But yeah, so remember the Titans.
Not much to say about the movie.
Great movie.
Great film.
Yeah, wonderful movie.
So yeah, remember the Titans.
Wow, blockbuster run here.
Incredible musical sequence with Ryan Gosling and yeah.
A lot of young stars in it.
A lot of young stars that we would hear for from from years to come
Okay, blockbusters are flying fast. I mean, you've got two picks here. I do
It's not gonna be a perfect game for me, but I am gonna go three for three in original. I will be taking center stage
You are
Today are you kidding? I love the great dance. film has to say I didn't know what
was gonna happen if any of these three that um well you mentioned center stage
at a I know to get what sleepover right you ever check on the room
styles that saved the last no no no, but there were two ballet movies
Yeah, one was the company and then the other one was center stage. What was with Neve Campbell? That was the company
Right. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, he's going to okay. Oh great. Oh congratulations. Amanda you got another pick. Thank you. Yeah
this one Oscar nominee is actually also getting pretty thin
because so many of the Oscar nominees
have gone in other categories.
Rob took my number one pick, of course,
because he's, you know, undefeated.
Yeah, at ruining, I was going to take a breath of itch.
So I'm going gonna do Wonder Boys.
Oh, right?
Big deal movie.
Yeah, I think so.
And, you know, Michael Douglas, obviously young Katie Holmes.
Which category you said? Oscar?
Yeah, Oscar nominee.
And by the way, do you know what Oscar it won?
Wonder Boys? Yeah. I by the way, do you know what Oscar it won? Wonder Boys?
Yeah. I'm pointing this right at you. It won original song written by Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan.
Bobby D.
Bobby D.
Yeah, this is like a, I guess they still do make like, you know, East Coast academic,
you know, in trouble movies because they're making making one Luca Guadagnino coming in the in the fall
But yeah for an
Great picks but it seemed like I saw this at the right age, you know, like if I saw this now
Had you read the book? No, I have a shaman book, right? Yeah. Yeah
Um, I was impressed I another like oh, I think I'm very grown up and I'm a grown up and I'm watching like
grown up movies, Matters of the Heart and such with real actors.
This book was like pre, like do a digital highlight on your Kindle and you know, still
the analog obviously, you know, turning over a lot of pages like these are profound thoughts
that I need to remember.
And now I'm too old and brain dead to actually recall.
But there was a lot of those
in this tome.
Excellent robe goals in this movie, the fluffy pink robe.
Oh yeah. Come on.
Michael Douglas wears for most of the movie.
I mean, his life, it's not actually what I want.
It gets a little messy, but.
It does.
You know, you'd like to, I was at the age where I was like,
oh, is that, you know, what adults can do
with their lives, you know, if I,
if I ace all my AP classes.
Yeah, and then you did. Fives only. Exactly. Fives only. And then you did. Fives only. Yeah. What can I do with their lives? You know, if I, if I, if I saw my AP classes, like can this happen?
Exactly.
Fives only.
Fives only.
And then you did.
Yeah.
Bam, we're going back to you now, man.
So because I,
I didn't get to go to the basement, but you know.
Because I should have seen it that night
and comedy is about to get very contracted.
It's not that many comedies off the board.
I'm gonna take meat to pants. Mm-hmm
This is a great movie. Yeah, I'm gonna take me to pants. Fuck. I missed Wonder Boys. Yeah, we had a great
We all had a great time
Yesterday
Shit yeah, you know, what's a great idea for a movie start to interrupt you've been when it's just like this guy's having a bad weekend
Yeah, it's just a good idea for me. And it's Michael Douglas. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry.
I don't have much else to say about it. I was unprepared for how hysterical the film was going
to be when I saw it. It was really funny. Yeah. You know, it was an era of great comedies that were
aimed right for my demo. Milner's Fokker, Robert De Niro, career resurgence, right there as a comedian,
coming off the hills of analyze this.
But no, I love the movie, so big deal.
Meet the parents, easy.
Blockbuster getting super thin.
Yeah, that was comedy.
Yeah, that was one of the big.
I have not taken a Blockbuster, so I am concerned.
Okay.
Oh, I'm gonna take a Blockbuster, so I am concerned. Okay.
I'm gonna take a Blockbuster that no one will care to take.
It is what it is.
Didn't you already take another one?
Yeah, you already have a take.
Very true.
You can still take another Blockbuster.
I am gonna take another Blockbuster.
And that would be a card.
That would be a card if you did that to Mal.
All right.
Okay, Joanne, you're up.
Okay, so this draft isn't going very well for me,
so I'm just gonna be purely myself.
Do it. And say in comedy, I would like State and Maine.
Yeah.
That's a great film that I love.
If I couldn't get one Philip Sumer Hoffman movie this year,
I'll take the other.
So I love this movie.
This movie's awesome.
Really good movie.
It's a great pick.
This was Mamet.
What had he done like right around this time?
Like is this after-
The Winslow Boy. Yeah. But Like is this a Winslow boy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But this is after Spanish prisoner and stuff.
Okay.
Yeah.
Talk about a good movie.
Spanish prisoner.
Yeah.
She loves the con.
I love, I love con men movies.
They don't make them enough.
We've talked, we've talked, I've talked about this before.
Like,
I just talked to my guy in the cage about this.
What about a call man who's having one bad weekend?
Now they just make them like,
into girl buff Netflix shows.
Yeah, like so you think they,
keep telling about the one on Apple a couple years ago,
Sharper. Sharper, yeah.
That one was pretty good.
But you know, you didn't like it?
What are you looking at?
I think she's just concerned that I really
can't see anything. Mallory can't see anything.
And it always concerns me. Sorry. I just can't see anything. She was sitting far and she's just concerned that I can't see anything and it always concerns me.
Oh, she can't see anything.
She was sitting in the bar and she's winting near.
I just haven't been to the eye doctor in like 14 years.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but like are you afraid of it?
So you haven't had your hair cut in 13 months and haven't been to the eye doctor in 14 years.
Ask about the dentist.
I don't want to have that.
I can't see you like you can't see that screen.
I support you on that one.
Attention that screen is you can brush it and keep flossing and you'll be fine.
She's beautiful and limits. I can make out like, hues. Can we do a. It's fine. It's on that screen, you can brush it. Anyway, floss and you'll be fine. She's beautiful in the mask.
I can make out like, hues.
Can we do a fake pod taping
where we bring in an optometrist to meet Mallory?
Yeah.
How do you watch the films?
Not an issue with a basement.
With passion and conviction.
Their TV's really big.
Two feet from the screen.
It's tuning very close to our television.
Okay, state and name, great pick, CR, you're up.
I will take Scream 3 in action horror thriller,
the one set in Hollywood,
and one of the more delightful kind of like,
I think incisive entries into this fantastic franchise,
one of my favorite franchises.
You've got Patrick Dempsey playing a Hollywood cop,
you've got Parker Posey doing her amazing lampooning of Scream Queens.
Just an awesome movie.
The whole Lance Henrickson backstory and stuff.
30s, 70s Hollywood, everything.
So Scream 3 is an easy pick for me here.
All right.
I'm missing a few key categories and Oscar nominee is getting very thin. And
so I'll take one of my favorite, very favorite movies from this year, The Contender. Written
and directed by Rod Lurie, the sort of reaction to the Lewinsky scandal about a woman who
is put up for vice president that has, or maybe doesn't
have a salacious sexual basement, snatch style history.
I was going to say, if you didn't make the snatch comment.
You know, incredibly memorable cast.
Both Joan Allen and Jeff Bridges were nominated.
Jeff Bridges is one of the all time great movie presidents.
I think in many ways Barack Obama watched this movie and watched how Jeff Ridges acted in this movie and absorbed some of those tendencies.
That's such a dig. He said that.
So you're saying Obama got his swag from a white man. Look at you.
No, I didn't say that.
That is what you said.
There was a word that you put in my mouth.
I said the phrase I used was absorb some of his tendencies.
Wow.
So you can define that however you like.
Fucking shark steak sandwich.
The one I love the sandwich part.
F***ing shark steak.
This is a very smart and entertaining bit of ridiculousness. And if you accept it in that
way and not as like an adequate representation of our politics, I think it's a lot more fun.
Also, Gary Oldman, who really did not like this movie
because of the way that it was changed
in the editing process, who also produced it,
is actually quite good in cooking
as an awful Southern senator.
Christian Slater is good in it.
It's funny that he was so vocally unhappy about it,
given how amazing his performance is.
He's awesome in it, yeah, he's so good.
And obviously closely modeling on the Strom Thurman, Lindsey Graham style,
Southern right-leaning senator.
Okay, Rob, you're up.
You terrified me when you brought up Oscar nominee.
There's really one Oscar nominee I want
that's left on the board, and that's Dancer in the Dark.
Oh, holy shit. Wow, okay.
Like, I don't know that there's another human being
who could have starred in this movie.
Some upbeat picks from you here.
Yeah, you're in a cheerful mood today.
But you know what?
Half of this is a shiny musical.
A real delightful time at the cinema.
The rest of it, not so much.
Right.
I kinda get why Bjork wasn't nominated
for best actress for this movie
because it's not very Academy-coded,
but this is just one of the best performances of the year.
Unbelievable movie. And I'm especially glad to have, but this is just one of the best performances of the year. Unbelievable movie.
And I'm especially glad to have it,
because I think the rest of the Oscar nominees
are pretty bleak,
unless you want the Emperor's New Groove,
which I support any of you who do.
Don't knock it.
It might be the worst looking Disney movie I've ever seen.
A lot of younger people vote on these drafts,
and they love Kronk.
You're just whipping votes yeah oh do you think
that's what you think i'm pandering to the younger demographic with state and main ross
i thought billy you're going straight for the ballet i don't know if everyone's new group is
gonna get picked but if anybody is interested in disney history the development and production of
that movie is really interesting oh the way it was a completely different movie completely changed
like an aztec inspired kind of mega epic and turned into a goofy comedy. Anyhow Mallory you've got two picks.
Okay um I'm like afraid that there's like that's something's wrong with this movie and I don't know that and that's why it's still here.
So let me know.
Did you watch it in Lad's Basement? That's my question.
Ah.
That's actually a good pod.
In a fashion.
In a fashion, yeah.
That's a good pod.
Lads basements.
Lads basements pods.
I mean, to be fair, that's most pods.
That's just...
You could rate the movies by duration.
That's most pods.
Enthusiasm.
Enthusiasm.
Yep.
I thought this was gonna go like really high
first two rounds.
So I... This is a classic modern interact tactic. Normally I'm like, oh, I thought it was gonna go like really high first two rounds. So I
This is a classic
Normally, I'm like, oh, I thought it was gonna go I'm so elated to have it and I am but I'm also like concerned What am I missing here? How is this still here? I will be selecting with joy in my heart and also terror in my heart
I will be picking my my action horror thriller movie here. I'm taking Battle Royale
Yeah action horror thriller movie here. I'm taking Battle Royale. Yeah, yeah.
Why is that still here?
What am I missing?
Nothing.
Okay, I thought this was gonna go on the first two rounds.
The reason why it's there is because I fucking forgot.
Okay, this movie's not only incredible
and obviously deeply harrowing
and stylistically inventive and memorable, haunting,
it's so influential on the pop culture that came in its wake.
Oh, Squid Game about this movie. squid game. This is a great game.
Hunger games. Like we don't have a lot of these dystopian society has
fallen.
Totally forgot about it.
So this movie was actually, as far as I know,
never theatrically released in the United States.
Rob and I did talk about this and a handful of others.
And so anytime a film does have a U S distribution, we go with that date.
If a movie doesn't come out in this country,
we have to go with the year that it is released,
which is 2000.
It is eligible.
It probably didn't really make its way
over to the States until-
It was also banned in many countries.
I mean, I saw this way later, the 2000s.
This was considered like a really kind of,
a very rare case of 21st century,
this is too depraved for the public,
kind of outcry that you found a lot more
in the 60s and 70s.
So there was a point in my life where I was playing
Marvel versus Capcom to competitively
That's a show. Yeah, you were you were taking AP tests and we were
So when you say you're playing it competitively, can you just set the scene for me I was traveling around
say you're playing it competitively, can you just set the scene for me? I was traveling around to different cities.
Like, going to tournaments.
Okay, but so like where are the tournaments held?
There's Texas Showdown in Texas.
No, no, no, but like, you know, like, hotel ballroom.
No, no, in an arcade. It's an arcade. It's an arcade game, so it's in an arcade.
It's in arcades. Go down to New Orleans, go to different places.
I was watching, there's like all kinds of, it's hierarchy in the video game world and
all that.
And after one of the tournaments, somebody put on this fucking movie because this movie
is very after a video game tournament coded.
I watched it, I was fucking blown away by Battle Royale.
Cool.
Was this before or after you were a professional pool player?
Wasn't professional.
Well.
Okay.
But it actually leads right into that.
Is that my pro?
It goes for the obsessions, they keep going.
It's right after pool, Barman versus Capcom 2.
It's playing competitively.
You really are Forrest Gump in so many ways.
Mallory, you have another page.
ADHD.
Okay.
I'm making a decision to kind of punt on Blockbuster,
which I assume I will deeply regret later,
but I just, I'm going,
there's a movie here that I'm excited to get to take.
So I'm taking my drama now.
I know you love this movie.
I feel sure a lot of us love this movie.
Here are some things I love spending time with you guys.
Love stories, sports stories. Um Love stories. Mm-hmm sports stories
Motherfuckers won't gonna take that movie
I would have thought that there was any change you want to fuck my draft if I would have thought that there was any chance you wanna fucking draft. If I would have thought that there's any chance
that that movie would be drafted.
I would have taken it on me.
I'm feeling good.
Crazy draft draft.
Yeah, like, if I would have thought
there was any chance.
This is a lesson for me.
Really good draft.
This is a really good draft.
I would have took Love of Basketball
once we get into the title.
I'm sorry, I feel bad.
This is like the thing, I had two things
that I was like, could I, three things,
could I possibly do it to another person?
Almost Famous with You, Bring It On with You,
and Love and Basketball with Sean. I cannot believe this. You and I think we can survive. Almost Famous with you. Bring it on with you. Yeah. And Love and Basketball
with Sean. I cannot believe this. You I think we can survive. This was going off the board next,
if you didn't pick it. I know. It's a little disrespectful that it's the fifth round. Now
my draft is going to get really weird. I can't wait. That's a tough beat for me. I'm sorry, buddy.
Great movie. Great fucking movie. Gina Prince by by the way, it's an amazing film.
Okay, Rob.
I'm gonna go with a drama.
I'm gonna take the Taiwanese masterpiece, E.
Also next to my list.
Damn, this is a fast age.
It's just like, he's like a scanner.
He's just reading your mind and blowing your brain up.
That's two in a row that were like, right, that were, anyway.
If you know how to talk about this movie on a podcast,
I encourage it because if I talk about what this movie's
about, it seems very small.
If I try to tell you how it makes you feel,
I'm gonna sound like I'm trying to convert you to a cult
and I fucking am mostly.
I want everyone to watch this movie.
It is, like, I just think it captures
the enormity of everyday life in a way that basically nothing else does. And the idea
of like what if we made a movie that made regular life feel like the most important
thing in the world. It shouldn't be as revolutionary as it is but then you watch this and you're
like holy shit this is revolutionary. It's a wonderful pick. Okay, I need drama, thriller action, horror, and
wild card. So in drama, I will take my friend James Gray's The Yards, starring Mark Wahlberg,
Joaquin Phoenix, Charlize Theron, Faye Dunaway, Ellen Burson and James Kahn. What a cast. This is a very clear homage to a certain kind of gritty,
hard-bitten seventies crime thriller
that is basically the defining notion of my personality.
Okay.
And-
It's an extremely normal thing to say.
This film co-written with Matt Reeves, greatest friend.
Yeah, yeah.
Ever heard of him?
And now the arbiter of the Batman.
One of the Batman.
One of the Batman for now. The Batman. We'll see what happens. the arbiter of the Batman. One of the Batman. One of the Batman for now.
The Batman.
We'll see what happens.
This is one of the great Wahlberg performances.
Really focused and engaged Wahlberg,
not manic I'm half trying Wahlberg.
And Joaquin is outrageously good as Willy Gutierrez.
This is a beautiful film.
The way that it's shot is absolutely amazing.
Harris ABV cinematography and
got stuck in the
Harvey Weinstein zone and was a big bomb and was a
25 million dollar movie that made less than a million dollars, but if you've never seen this movie
Highly encourage you check it out. It's excellent. Let's do a procedural question about it
The movie goes to shit when Joaquin is like at the yard and trying to bribe the security guy or whatever
with NICS tickets, presumably like 2019 NICS tickets.
Security guards like, no, that's not good enough.
There's a 2025 NICS ticket for the playoffs.
Avoid the whole movie.
Wow.
The tough thing about that,
I mean literally in the movie is that
MSU was talking.
Obviously they had just gone to the NBA finals.
Yeah, they went to the finals.
So like it actually isn't plausible.
But when James was writing the movie,
you had to be like, we were kind of low in 1997.
We were not the same team that we were in 1994.
That's why it's really hard to make sports references
and then be having stick throughout the time.
In 2025, yeah.
I mean, I think you could like buy Tesla
for two front court side next tickets at this point, right?
No?
Okay.
Maybe.
A Tesla or all of them?
All of them.
The whole company, I think.
In comedy, I am going to pick a movie that,
I think we usually only get an award sometimes.
I've accidentally seen this 20 times, the replacements.
K.R. Reeves sports comedy with Gene Hackman.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude. Chris Ifans is incredible in this movie. Yeah. This is a fuck yeah, yeah. Reeves sports comedy with Gene Hackman. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, I think it's incredible in this movie.
Yeah. This is a fuck. Yeah, dude.
It's a great action.
This is this is absolutely because you can't have love in basketball.
You flip to fuck. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking pissed.
But this is the I'm sure one day I was walking down the street
and it was too hot and I was like, you know, I'm just going to go to the movies.
What's playing?
And I saw the replacements that day.
And then I have seen it like in some part,
like countless other times on cable television.
And it's a really, really solid sports comedy.
Yeah.
Okay, Joanna, you're up.
I'll just keep it brief and I'll say,
I'm picking a movie that I don't think is great,
but I think was Indelible of the Year,
which is The Cell, an action thriller.
No, I should have known,
because you're a fall head.
Yeah, the fall head, yeah.
Tarsen. Tarsen Singh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't understand it.
No!
You don't have to understand it.
You just have to let the visuals take over.
It's visuals pro.
This was my all time JLo time, man.
Yeah.
Everything in it.
What?
I would say her performance
leaves a little something to be desired. Oh yeah, but Dinofrio makes up for it without, man. Yeah. Everything in it. What? I would say her performance leaves
a little something to be desired.
Oh yeah, but D'Onofrio makes up for it without, yeah.
This was a JLo time.
She was very powerful in this, yeah.
Yeah.
Really good pick and you just kind of fucked up.
But I thought my board was gonna be so well done by you.
Yeah, buddy.
Van, you're up.
I'm gonna take, now I'm just drafting from the heart the Patriot
In what category I'm taking it problematic face no
Love American Beauty, I don't understand you. Yes
I love American Beauty. I don't understand you. Yeah, Spacey and Gibson.
The Patriots.
Which category?
I fucking love this movie. Wait, is this-
So it's Revolutionary War, right?
No, action, action. I'm taking it in action.
In action.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's a great Jason Isaacs performance.
Oh yeah.
Great Jason Isaacs performance. I actually once talked to Jason Isaacs at the gym about
it.
So I know we're on a clock, but like, is that what you lead with when you see Jason Isaacs
at the gym?
Yeah he was like very non-plussed that I did that.
But in the future it would be Tim Ratliff?
But yeah but he, Tim Ratliff.
We have 15 picks to make in 25 minutes.
He just said he was talking to Jason Isaacs at the gym about the Patriot.
That's journalism.
You gotta ask for one follow-up.
Amanda you have two picks.
I do and I'm doing exactly what I want.
In action horror thriller, I will be taking the 2000 classic,
and Carmen Diaz's best recorded performance, Charlie's Angels.
I...
The most Amanda board I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, when she's like, this is the funniest she's ever been,
when she like hears the bird song and she's like,
they're in Carmel!
It was very important to me.
If you let you make seven picks in a row, would you basically have this roster?
Yeah, no, because there are a couple.
No, I want an American Psycho in this and I wanted Charlie's Angels in Blockbuster.
But it's OK, because I have a I have an amazing backup Blockbuster,
which is, of course, one of Sandra Bullock's greatest recorded performances.
Miss Congeniality. Speaking of TNT before baseball games, what were you guys like, I don't know what
you were doing in 2000. I was at the cinema watching people be funny and also be undercover
for the FBI. Candice Bergen, thank you for your service. Okay, excellent picks. Van van you have another pick just remarkable stuff boiler room
What category in drama, oh yeah drama I'll take boiler room fucking a over-the-top
Ben Affleck
Rivaling rivaling Alec Baldwin's one scene heater and glen Gary Glen Ross. Let's let's almost take the temperature down I'm saying I'm just saying comes in fucks leaves into the basement out
I
Like this movie against my own better judgment.
Yeah?
So, uh, all right, Joanna.
All for drama, I'll take Ghost Dog.
Ooh.
Oh, shit!
God damn.
I was really begging on that one.
I got a mint.
Oh, Lordy!
I didn't know that, it came out in 2000.
Yeah.
Way in a samurai.
Yeah.
Your man purse.
March 3rd, fuck my life.
God.
Very good picks. Now that's a vibes pick. You just got elite double shanks. I feel like I'm in Oz.
Chris, you're also missing a drama and a wild card.
What are you going with?
I'm going to take in drama, Christopher McQuarrie's The Way of the Gun.
Sure.
Oh shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Sounds right, sounds right.
I forgot about that movie.
I got you a very top-notch movie.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama.
I'm going to take it in drama. I'm going to take it in drama. I'm going to take it in drama. I'm going to take it in drama of the Gun. Sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
Sounds right. All right.
I forgot about that movie.
There's a very talky drama film.
Like it's and there's some comedy and then there is a lot of violence at the end.
But if you thought his Reacher film was a Grimy B movie.
Yeah. Yeah. Watch.
Watch Ryan Phillippe Kill Dudes.
Have you all considered garbage? Elmore Leonard.
I feel like Way of the Gun is really good. Absolutely. Watch Ryan. Philippi kill dudes. Have you all considered garbage? Elmore Leonard? I feel like way of the gun is really, really good.
Yeah, that is something that we have completely lost to television these days, too.
Very true. Don't have movies that are like that.
You do really like Ryan.
Philippi. No, I well, you know.
When you really think it through.
When he is a big birds fan, I think.
That's that seems right.
And he was good in
Cool intentions great
Are you gonna revoke his card no, I'm not getting into that okay, he's a real
Any grief about anything I've been sending you like really thoughtful texts and you might talk to me about the post-season. These fucking guys are going on.
That's not true.
That never happened.
Do you want to tell us more about Jason Isaacson the Jail?
I do want to tell more story.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm a saving for midnight bonus.
I'm taking a pick.
I need to take an action horror thriller.
I'm running out of credible titles, but there is one credible title that I quite enjoy left.
It's called Pitch Black.
I love Pitch Black.
This is a banger of a movie.
I love this movie I am a known Vin Diesel hater except in the instance of this movie and
boiler room so a little if you want to make an argument for him in the original
facet of furious 2 this was what he was I wouldn't make that argument but he's
solid and pitch black and boiler room in this he is on his fucking wavelength
pitch black very cool kind of mid-budget sci-fi movie about a
Guy who's being transported?
To a prison that crash lands on like a dark planet and all the creatures that move in the dark
Starting the great Rod of Mitchell Rod of Mitchell
Cole Hauser great information about menstruation for people
It's funny so last night I was watching A Quiet Place and I realized that A Quiet Place
is a shadow reboot. It's pitch black with sound. It kind of inverts it. And also the creatures
don't look wholly dissimilar. Very good point. Yeah. Okay, next pick is Rob. I'm gonna go straight
to Wildcard. And you know, it's a wild card and... Straight to wild card?
Well, I mean, I only have two picks left.
What's the other category?
Original is my last category.
I'm kind of like in a range of originals where it's like,
there's a couple things I'm okay with.
There's one wild card I would really like.
You never broke a sweat in this draft.
I'm scared.
Some rounds I am Malcolm Washington in the Criterion Closet,
and I want to talk about the ways that our great artists
are in conversation with each other.
And some rounds I am John David Washington in the criterion closet going straight for that Jackie
Chan box set and I'm going to take Drunken Master 2 aka the legend of the Drunken Masters it was
released in the US in the year 2000 don't at me maybe the best kung fu movie ever made.
So uh wonderful pick but you did not go Shanghai noon here just so I'm
sorry. I know. I'm gonna skip past that it'son here, just so I'm sure. I know!
I'm gonna skip past that, it's in the box set,
but I'm probably not gonna watch it.
Understood, Drunken Master 2 is sick.
All right, Mallory, you've got two picks
to close out your draft.
You are presently missing a Blockbuster and a Wildcard.
And then we will have six consecutive Wildcard.
I took Charlie's Angels and Nostalgia Alley away from you
in Blockbuster.
So you did. Blockbuster is thin.
There's one on the board that I could see working for you.
There are actually two on the board.
And it's underrated.
Undrafted Blockbusters, let's just say it since you're about to pick.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the number one movie of the year at
261 million, beloved Jim Carrey classic directed by Ron Howard.
Mission Impossible 2, widely considered the worst of the Mission Impossible at 261 million beloved Jim Carrey classic, directed by Ron Howard.
Mission Impossible 2,
widely considered the worst of the Mission Impossible movies
at least on this podcast.
What Women Want has gone undrafted thus far.
Nancy Meyer's semi-classic and a huge hit,
the fifth highest grossing movie of the year.
Oh, we're singing that for Van, who loves Mel Gibson.
Then we go all the way down to what no scary movie.
What lies beneath dinosaur where my dinosaur heads at
Disney fans not not a one of them here.
And then of course, Nutty Professor to the clumps.
I saw it in theaters and laughed.
Big Mama's House, Chicken Run and Gone in 60 Seconds.
So where are you going Mel?
I'll be taking my wild card.
I'll be taking my wild card.
I have two picks in a row.
And just as a matter of principle based on the quality of the movies
Sean just read, I need that to be my last pick.
Shake it around good, by the way.
True, true.
My wild card is a movie that I would say shook the Franklin middle and Franklin high community.
Are you sure it was this movie that did that?
Some other things as well.
Not Lad's Basement.
I am taking Requiem for a Dream as my wild card.
This was like a seminal thing to watch when you were a young person.
Did you recreate any of the sequences from the film in the basement?
In Lad's Basement.
No comment.
Even I have a line. Even I have a line.
So that's my wild card.
I love that movie and saw it a lot when I was younger.
Did you?
What?
What?
What?
What?
How the fuck did you say it a lot?
My favorite thing to do when I was like late in high school and early college was watching
fucked up disturbing movies.
I have absolutely no idea.
The wild card one.
So, okay.
That's my wild card.
My blockbuster, which is my final pick.
I'm only actually considering two things.
I'm not going to be doing a lot of that.
I'm going to be doing a lot of that. I'm going to be doing a lot of that. I'm going to be doing a lot of that. I'm going to be doing a lot of that. I have absolutely no idea. The wild card one, so, okay, that's my wild card.
My blockbuster, which is my final pick,
I'm only actually considering two things here.
I'm considering, because of my deep and abiding love
for Harrison Ford while I was spinning,
and I am considering Mission Impossible 2,
because while that is, I agree,
easily the worst Mission Impossible movie.
Maybe the most Mallory Cote-ed Mission Impossible movie.
Also the one I have seen without question the most.
Yeah.
I watch it all the time.
It is immensely entertaining, albeit quite poor.
And Anthony Hopkins saying,
what?
Take a man to bed and lie to him?
She's a woman.
She has all the training she needs.
It's just very memorable to me.
I don't think I've ever seen him say that.
I was showing someone the fallout the other day
and they were like, oh, Tom Cruise can't climb that cliff.
I was like, canonically, he can climb cliffs.
He can climb that cliff.
Canonically.
Oh boy, this is tough.
Do I, I kind of want to take Mission Impossible too.
Should I take What Lies Beneath?
Do MI2. I do love Harrison Ford so much, but I don't like horror movies, honestly. I don't, they take Mission Impossible 2. Should I take What Lies Beneath? Do MI2.
I do love Harrison Ford so much,
but I don't like horror movies, honestly.
I don't, they're not for me.
It's not really a horror movie.
It's more of a Hitchcockian thriller.
Yeah.
Domestic drama.
I think you should take MI2 since you've seen it a lot
and can remember Anthony Hopkins lines from it.
I'm gonna take Mission Impossible 2.
I'm gonna do it.
That's my blockbuster, let's fucking go.
Great representation for John Woo.
I appreciate it.
Rob, you've got another pick.
You've got to take an original.
An original film.
I'm going to take, but I'm a cheerleader in original.
Okay.
Damn, that was 2000?
2000.
It is.
That's a, I'm just a 2000 movie.
Wow, Joanna is.
Joanna was not your wild card.
For some reason I thought that was a little bit earlier.
Did he just get you again?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Joe.
Do you know the word?
You know, some movies dare to ask,
isn't conversion therapy kind of gay?
And they really follow through on that.
It is very weird seeing Natasha Lyonne play basic,
like normal everyday high school girl.
Very, very startling, but funny, sweet.
I love the like dollhousey,
zine aesthetic of that movie, but a mature leader.
Great pick.
I've got a pick.
I wouldn't say this has been my best draft,
so I'm just gotta be really, really true
to who I was at this time.
And in Wild Card, I'll be selecting
the 2000 documentary backstage,
chronicling the 1999 Hard Knock Life Tour,
featuring Jay-Z and Method Man and Red Man.
I didn't know we could do documentaries.
I didn't know that.
Of course you can.
In Wildcard, yeah.
In Wildcard, they're available to you.
Or in Oscar nominee.
One could say this is a great drama.
I tell you, it is.
Backstage.
Remember the Dame, Kevin Lowsing?
Dame and Kevin Lowsing is incredible.
It's like one game.
Very, very well.
Yeah.
This was the number one thing I was interested in when this came out. And this being
right post volume three. Yeah. If we got jackets, would they be ringer jackets or Spotify jackets?
They would be Rockefeller chains, obviously. This is after Meth and Red's Blackout record.
This was a very good time in American music. Beanie Seagull on this tour, you know.
If you guys don't know-
J.R.R.U.L. and J.R.R.U.L. was okay.
J.R.R.U.L., yeah.
Damedash was pissed off because they got Def Jam jackets
and they were supposed to get,
he wanted them to get rock out of the jackets.
Yeah.
It's a crazy scene.
It's the shit with that.
Okay, who's next?
CR.
Is that me?
Yeah.
Last one, if you're just going Jedi, just blast shield down.
I'm picking road trip.
Okay.
I'm picking road trip.
Okay.
I'm picking road trip.
Okay.
Todd Phillips.
Fucking going pro.
Breckenmire.
Yeah.
With Breckenmire.
I want a gift of that please.
What about Tom Green?
Tom Green was in this.
Blast shield down.
Were you not a Tom Green guy?
I wasn't a huge Tom Green guy, but...
Who watched the Tom Green documentary?
He and Drew Barrymore, right?
Freddie got married?
No.
He and Drew Barrymore got married.
Yeah, they got married.
That's powerful.
They were in love.
I didn't even save Drew Barrymore's name when I reacted to Charlie Pate's.
Can I just say it's cool?
She's important.
She is.
And you can tell Todd Phillips has something.
It's like that little bit better than
what that movie could have been.
I'm not even joking, it's his best movie.
I think it's more about Todd Phillips than Road Trip,
but it's funnier in my opinion.
I'll take Road Trip.
Road Trip came out in 2000 when I enrolled at Ithaca College.
This film takes place at Ithaca,
and everyone was very intent on recreating
as much of this movie as they possibly could.
Also, Amy Smart is like my Diane Keaton kind of at this era, you know?
Yeah.
Her run that she was on here.
Outside Providence.
Culminating with crank.
Rats, rat race.
Outside Providence.
That crank scene is crazy.
That's basement quality.
When are we doing the crank draft?
That is basement quality.
That's lads in basements.
Okay, Joanna, now that you've been stymied multiple times with your final pick, you are That's basement quality. When are we doing the crank draft? That is basement quality. That's lads in basements.
Okay, Joanna, now that you've been stymied multiple times with your final pick you are taking.
I'm gonna take a film that I specifically did not see
in 2000 because it caused a divorce between one
of my favorite actors and his cherished director.
Can't believe you didn't take this.
And it was The Beach.
Which I think has aged incredibly well.
Like I watched it last year and I actually think, you know, it was
considered a big flop for Leo.
Uh, you know, a huge rift for you and you and McGregor and Danny Boyle.
Um, uh, but a great Alex Garland story and Tilda Swinton is fantastic in it and I think it actually really, really-
And they don't come back together until Trane's spotting like T2.
Judgment Day.
On McGregor.
T2, Judgment Day.
This kicks off Garland and Boyle.
This is also a case in my opinion of Book is Better Than the Movie.
Yeah.
I think the Garland novel is based on this.
I think the beach confused people.
Yeah. It's that shit. It's a crazy- Yeah, I think the- confused people it yeah, yeah, it's that shit. Yeah, I think yeah, I think that way for him
And where he was in his career, I think a lot of people went to the beach thinking it was going to be a different movie
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I agree
It's a movie that I always loved in theory and never to loved as much watching it
But yeah, just watching last week last year. I was like, yeah really worked for me. Okay van
You have got a wild card pick ahead of you.
Can choose any film released in the year 2000 in the United States.
Final Destination.
Yeah.
I can't believe it went this long.
I almost picked it.
Final Destination.
The thing is it's FD too.
As Chris and I chronicled on this podcast.
Right. FD is phenomenal. Right. I'm not nagging your pick. Yeah. And then you are. FD3 has the best.
You're definitely nagging. You're definitely nagging me. But the original Final Destination
is the one with the airplane. Yeah. But not the logs in the truck. No, that's FD2. That's two.
I support you, Ben. So this is my deal. So this is my deal.
When I watch Final Destination, I realized that I would never see another Final Destination
movie ever.
Oh, shit.
Ever, ever, ever, ever.
I cannot watch a movie where death is the villain.
It's just, it's too, it flux with me too much.
Okay?
I can't do it.
I was in the theater freaked out.
The only other movie I thought about taking here was proof of life
Another one I said everything I had to say about yeah film. It's a masterpiece
Yeah, I just I wanted to throw give flowers to some other filmmakers in this
You name the director of Final Destination?
Is it's like Jim Levitt no James Wong no oh who was it?
Well, I think it is James Wong. Yeah, James. Yeah, because he does one.
Three three. Who did two? John Ford. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That bruises the best one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Amanda. You've got one more pick.
This draft has one more pick.
one more pick this draft has one more pick.
Oh shit.
Just just so you know you have to materially comment. I yes okay so this is the Rhymes version of the song from the
hit film.
Wow.
Coyote.
Coyote ugly baby.
This is astonishing stuff. What else is it gonna do? from the hit film Coyote
Made in Coyote ugly to okay one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's disrespectful to John Goodman.
That's disrespectful to Maria Bello.
Maria Bello, innocent, everything else.
Who is hosing people down.
You know, we learned about bar music.
I did.
Like in the middle of the afternoon.
Were you working in shifts or what?
Yeah, no, I was not working there.
I did not get up on the bar, but there was.
I think that you all forgot what it was like to be 16 and going to the movies and I did not. And I saw this in theaters. And I had this on many running playlists for many years can't find the moonlight Leanne rhymes can sing.
Yes, yes.
Can Piper Paribos sing? So no, no, what women want for you.
No, ultimately, no, I went with my heart. It was funny. Can Piper Parabos sing? No. Know what women want for you. No.
Ultimately, no.
I went with my heart.
It was funny.
What women don't want is when we rewatched it for the Nancy Meyers Hall of Fame, I think
you and I were both charmed by it.
I enjoyed it.
And it obviously, its success allowed Nancy to do a lot of other things, including something's
got to give, which is a masterpiece.
Why would I not take Hione Ugly?
Cause it's a bad movie.
It is a really bad movie.
That'd be the number one.
It's a really bad movie.
John Quickman, he works at the toll booth
and then he gets all the toll operators, you know,
to make the tolls go at the same time because she's got it.
She's nervous because she has stage fright.
I will say the guy that she dates
does not have the most charisma.
It's a potato.
Talk about the English guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, he's Australian.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's going this bad.
Sorry.
This guy's already watching podcasts.
He's moved on.
Yeah.
Well, this has been exhaustive.
Yeah.
I thought we did a really good job today, man.
That was fun. Declarative. I think we did a really good job today, man. That was fun.
Declarative.
I think some people have significantly better draft boards
than others.
I mean, that's-
Do you want to say on the record
what you think those are?
I don't want to say out loud what I think.
I'm very impressed with Van's draft.
Frequently busting out the Patriot in the fifth round.
That was an interesting choice.
Hey, fuck you guys.
I'll tell you straight up right now, I love that movie.
I got to be able to pick the movies I like, guys.
You do.
What exercise was Jason Isaacs doing
when you spoke to him at the gym?
He was on the basketball court.
Oh.
And he was over on the basketball court
and I walked over to him, I said,
you were great in the Patriot, and he said,
never forget, he goes, I kill a child within
the first 10 minutes of the movie. It's not hard to be evil when you do that. That's exactly
what he said.
Honestly, that's a great response.
He was on the basketball court.
Can we get a claim?
He wasn't playing basketball. He was sitting on the bench. Maybe he had just played or
something. I walked over, I told him that. He was like, I kill a kid in the first 10
minutes of the movie. So he's like, it's not hard to say.
So you don't have the scout on Jason Isaacs?
No, no, as far as this game.
I tell you what though, the scouts on Englishmen
on the basketball court, way down.
I can imagine.
There's other people that have been out there, terrible.
What are you most surprised didn't get drafted?
Well, we can, yeah, we can do a kind of quick
honorable mentions.
I mean, there's a handful of like,
really well liked critically films that didn't go,
like Chuck and Buck didn't go,
Mike White's and Miguel Arteta's movie,
Cruppier, which is Clive Owen's breakthrough didn't go.
I thought about doing that.
I looked that up while we were, oh, okay.
Is it not eligible?
I think it is.
I almost picked the Cruppier,
but then I double checked it
and something I double checked said 1998,
but I guess that was maybe like-
I think the US releases 2000.
Anyway, I would have picked Clive Owen and picked Clevo and that's a very good film yeah
David Gordon Green's George Washington was this year I like that movie quite a
bit Adam Sandler's Little Nicky a little different from George Washington
relevant film a huge Tarantino huge fan of that movie Brian De Palma's Mission
to Mars undrafted mission Mars is coyote ugly level movie is how I feel about that
Yes, and also a great Leanne Rimes theme mission of Mars as well
Neil LaBeute's nurse Betty, which before it came out
I was like this will probably the coolest movie of all time and then it was not that it's kind of weird
Yeah, it was like a good move for a so I got a huge hit the whole nine yards didn't talk about that
That's a blind spot cuz I really do that's a cool movie in a retouze of Maurice Perros was released
Yep, I think that's probably his best movie
You five seven one awesome submarine movie. Yeah, I thought Chris. I mean seafaring scary movie
Yeah, I was gonna pick it earlier, Seafaring. Scary movie?
I was gonna pick it earlier, but I went with Meet the Fockers instead.
Sam Raimi's The Gift,
which as I've noted is one of the very few movies
ever made about ESP.
You never,
When did you know that?
You know that before?
Is that a thing you like to know?
On this podcast at a certain point.
I'm talking about Sam Raimi, probably to you.
Okay. You remember saying that? Raimi, probably to you. But you remember saying that? Should we make more movies about ESP? I'm yeah I do like that. I like that
Patriot is good. I don't give a fuck what y'all talking about. Yeah, what's the last time I've seen the Patriot before it's been a minute
I genuinely do like what about Billy Bob Thornton's cut of all the pretty horses?
Gone in 60 seconds? Undrafted?
I can't believe it, honestly.
A movie that's more stylish, cool than it is good.
The trailer for that movie, you're like, this is going to be the best movie of all time.
And then the movie itself is actually quite poor.
The Family Man starring Nicolas Cage was this year.
Vertical Limit with Chris O'Donnell and Bill Paxton.
Yep.
Apex Mountain of Apex Mountains.
Chris O'Donnell, what happened?
I think we know what happened.
Yeah.
That's another pod, he can't act.
Finding Forrester?
That's right.
That's true.
Wow.
But he owned the case of place.
I think it's fun.
I'm sorry to Chris O'Donnell, he's a terrible actor.
He's just what it is.
He was being shoved down our throat for eight years
and I was like, why is this guy in these movies?
He was fucking everywhere.
And also he was on Ed Su,
I think he used like his NCI whatever money.
What was the most reported duty line from year 2000?
And was it Sean Connery saying,
you're the man now dog from Fighting Forester?
We all remember the sound famously on the, is it y t m n d.com?
Does anybody remember this?
If you just went to this, is that even available to us right now?
You're the man now dog.com?
Uh, yeah, you're the man now dog.com.
One of the five best picture properties did not get selected. Chuck a lot. He was on that, yeah. Yeah, you're the man now, dog. This is the best thing you've ever been? Mm-mm.
One of the five best pictures of these did not get selected.
Chuck a lot?
Chuck a lot, yeah.
I was- Never seen it.
Not a good movie.
Oh, I've seen, actually, book was better.
The book is really good.
Oh, big episode from the book was better.
Do we have to review our picks for you?
Yes, let's very quickly read off our picks.
So, Mallory, since you went first, you go first.
Okay, in order from... Do whatever you like.
Round one, I took Gladiator as my Oscar nominee.
Round two, I took Snatch as my original.
Round three, I took Best in Show as my comedy.
Round four, I took Battle Royale as my action thriller horror. Round five,
I took Love and Basketball as my drama. Round six, I took Requiem for a Dream as my wildcard.
And round seven, I took Mission Impossible 2. Rob, in drama, I have EE. In comedy, almost famous.
In Oscar nominee, Dancer in the Dark. In action horror thriller, American Psycho, in blockbuster, Aaron Brockovich,
in wild card, but I'm a cheerleader,
sorry, in original, but I'm a cheerleader,
in wild card, Drunken Master 2.
In blockbuster, I've got Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
In original, I've got Unbreakable.
In comedy, I've got High Fidelity.
In Oscar nominee, I've got The Contender.
In drama, I've got The Yards. In action horror thriller, I've got the contender in drama. I've got the yards in action,
horror, thriller.
I've got pitch black and in wild
card I've got backstage Chris
and original.
I got you can count on me in
Oscar nominee.
I have the perfect storm in
blockbuster.
I've cast away action,
horror, thriller.
I've screamed three in comedy.
I have the replacements in drama.
I have the way of the gun and in wild card I took road trip. I love how all of our
drafts ended this this day I've got Billy Elliot contentiously in original
I've got Oh Brother Where Art Thou in Oscar I've got X-Men in Blockbuster I've
got State in Maine in comedy I've got X-Men in Blockbuster, I've got State and Main in Comedy,
I've got The Cell in Action, Horror, Thriller,
I have Ghost Dog in Drama,
and I've got The Beach in Wild Card.
And original, I have Bamboozled in Oscar nominee,
I have Traffic in Blockbuster,
I have Remember the Titans in Comedy,
I have Meet the Parents in Action, Horror,, thriller, I have The Incomparable,
The Patriot. In drama, I have Boiler Room. And in wild card, I have Final Destination.
Amanda.
In drama, I have The Virgin Suicides. In comedy, Bring It On. In original, Center Stage. In Oscar
nominee, Wonder Boys. In action, horror, thriller, Charlie's Angels, in blockbuster, Miss Congeniality,
and in wild card, Coyote Ugly.
I can tell no one has ever been more themselves
than Amanda is on this draft.
I quite agree.
It's another pretty classic draft for me, yeah.
This was fun.
Thank you guys.
Nice job.
Thanks everybody, really nice work.
Thank you to our producer, Jack Sanders for his work.
So thanks to Bobby Wagner.
Bye! We love you, Bob. Later this week on the show, Really nice work. Thank you to our producer Jack Sanders for his work. So thanks to Bobby
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