The Big Picture - The David Fincher Movie Draft
Episode Date: November 3, 2023We are drafting again! Sean, Amanda, and Chris Ryan reunite for a draft of the work of acclaimed director David Fincher. Hosts: Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins Guest: Chris Ryan Senior Producer: B...obby Wagner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm Sean Fennessy.
I'm Amanda Davins.
And this is The Big Picture,
a conversation show about our homie,
the big homie, David Fincher.
CR is here, Chris Ryan,
and we are drafting from the works of David Fincher today.
Amanda, how are you feeling about this exercise with me and Chris?
Thrilled, honored.
You know, I think it's gonna be really wholesome
and positive experience.
There are no traps in the work of David Fincher
or in the structure of this draft.
So I think we're just gonna keep building.
Yes.
You have entered Chris Ryan's Swedish sex yes um you have entered chris ryan's
swedish sex dungeon and you have been strapped in so please prepare yourself i fucking like david
finchard's movies too right and this is an interesting one because like we meet here yes
this is the shared this is the center in the work of just like one of our great living filmmakers and i think like the the sense of
humor the precision the perfectionism the you know the embrace of genre are all things that we agree
on but i you know as always your venture favorites are going to be like slightly different than my
venture favorites and and then also um we're drafting from a pool of 13 films.
Yes.
We're chopping things up a little bit.
So that's interesting.
Is it 12?
I think it's 12.
Well, Sean, I am reading.
I thought it was 12 too
until I opened this document.
And let me read the script to you.
This week, we are celebrating David Fincher
to commemorate the release of The Killer,
his 13th feature film.
I might have just gotten that wrong.
What if you're his Tyler Durden?
Or he's yours?
Yeah.
Or, you know, it could go both ways.
I was thinking about the pairings and the sort of like, why is Fincher special to me?
And then who are, you know, we have a little hall of fame of filmmakers that we obsess over
right here at The Ringer,
especially on this show.
You know,
PTA for me and Fincher
in many ways
are kind of like,
they're fused together
and they're two different sides,
I think,
probably of the personality
that I've shaped
around their movies.
Chris, you, of course,
Michael Mann.
And the Russos, yeah.
Amanda, some might think,
oh, you know, Nancy Meyers,
but I think of
Steven Soderbergh.
You know, it's really like your pairing. And Fincher and Soderbergh, of course, are I think of Steven Soderbergh you know it's really like your pairing and Fincher
and Soderbergh of course
are great friends
and Soderbergh just like
edits his scenes on the fly
which is just sick and amazing
maybe we can talk about
their creative partnership
that doesn't actually
come to anything
but just is like two bros
in a basement
talking about good cuts
but I think it's interesting
that he is a uniter for us.
Yeah.
Because his movies are wildly successful, iconic, generation-defining in some ways,
but very fucking perverted and funny and weird.
Yes.
And he's part of a lineage, right?
He's part of a lineage of a very particular type of filmmaker.
Hitchcock, De Palma, the guy who's incredible at mainstream entertainment,
who is very clearly interested in a much more lurid side of the human sensibility.
But everybody's like, you know what?
It's cool.
He's good enough at his job.
We're actually into it.
I'm actually comfortable having my interests in the underbelly of life
exposed because this work
is so good. I like having it revealed
to me that I like this, which I think
is like the ultimate superpower as
a filmmaker. Even more so, you know,
I mean, Scorsese does this. Other filmmakers do this.
They're not alone, but I just, I'm so amazed
by it. And I think you go to a, I mean, it's
a very, it's nice
that we're twinning with like Martin Scorsese's killers and David Fincher's killer.
And one is about like evil and God and what we're doing to this place that we're spending this limited amount of time.
And the other is just like,
welcome to the fuck hut.
Like we live here.
We're never getting out.
Let's turn on the smiths.
Do you remember the first Fincher movie you saw?
Movie is a good question.
The first Fincher I saw was absolutely the Freedom 90 video featuring the supermodels.
Kirstie Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista.
Just watching MTV.
Yeah, I think so.
And then Vogue, the Madonna video soon after that.
But I don't think I saw Seven when it came out for obvious reasons.
You missed out.
Sure, but I was 11.
So I don't know.
Maybe that wasn't quite right.
Was it Fight Club?
It was probably Fight Club.
You go alone by yourself?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Quote unquote by herself.
Right, exactly.
14 years old, just me at Lennox Mall being like, hello.
Have you considered that I'm your Tyler Durden?
Did you know that we've only just been podcasting the two of us?
It's funny because I was listening
to your game, Rewatchables,
on the way here
because I only got to rewatch part of the game
before I got to work.
And I was like,
how can I do a crash course on the rest of it?
And the whole conceit of that movie
was that our podcast,
or like all the podcasts
have been an elaborate joke on you, Chris Ryan,
and also the Sixers,
which was funny.
So yeah, there's a lot of that in these movies.
Sierra, we've talked about David Fincher together for hours and hours and hours. And yet,
I don't know if I know what your first Fincher is. Is it Seven? Is it Alien 3?
Well, so like Amanda, I think this is one of the greatest directors that you wind up experiencing
without knowing you're experiencing. Where like grow up watching Aerosmith
and Madonna videos
and you're like
those are indelible
like they're imprinted
in my memory
and I didn't know
they were Fincher
at the time
I don't think even
MTV used to put
directed by at the
bottom of the videos
that's a good question
you're right
I think they waited
so growing up
like some of the
most iconic music
videos I'd ever seen
are directed by him
but I think I saw
Alien 3 in the theater
I was already a big Aliens fan.
So in some ways, going to see Alien 3,
still didn't really know who I was watching a film by.
And then obviously with Seven, it becomes like a kind of like,
oh, well, this is a major filmmaker.
And we're going to be studying him 30 years in the future.
Have your attitudes towards his movies changed while still enjoying them?
That's something that I'm kind of working through as I revisit,
because Seven is the first one that I saw.
Seven, I think for a particular type of young person, kind of hit like a bomb.
You know, it was a really like a kind of mind expanding thriller.
And obviously, it's very much like what happened
in the music industry
when Nirvana hit,
you know,
where just like every movie
just kind of seemed like
Seven for five years there
and the same way
that every band
was trying to sound
like Nirvana.
And I see it now
and I see a much more
mournful,
depressive,
like family drama
when I watch Seven now.
And when I watched it when I was 13 and probably when I was 25,
I was like, this is a sick serial killer movie.
This chick's head gets her head, she gets her head cut off.
That's amazing.
And now I'm like this from the opening shots of Gwyneth Paltrow in that movie.
I'm like, this is about how the nuclear family is dead in America.
You know what I mean?
Like you see, you see the movies very differently.
And the same is true
for the game.
The same is true
for even Dragon Tattoo,
more recent films.
Do you feel like
as you are re-looking
at the work
that it feels different to you
or is it just like
this is the same pervert
I've always known and loved?
Yeah, no, I would say
it's the same.
This is really fucked up
and it's exhilarating
that something
is really fucked up.
And I guess I re-watched Gone Girl last night and it plays a little bit differently because of the Ben Affleck of it all.
And again, it does seem like every movie for the last 10 years targeted to women and every book targeted to women has tried to be Gone Girl.
So, you know, I guess i did watch it slightly differently
and and thought it was funnier and you know but i appreciated it but no i think part of the appeal
of him is he is a window into uh just like an electric cynicism or maybe even nihilism that I maybe don't share on like a subject level, you know,
like maybe I'm not sitting here thinking about weird sex dungeons all the time on my own, but
sad, I know, you know, we can only, we can only speak to our own experience.
Think how full your life could be.
Yeah. But then, you know, he, he just like find something in the sex dungeon that speaks to me,
you know, and I'm like, oh, okay, sure. Everyone is really fucked up, you know, he just like finds something in the sex dungeon that speaks to me, you know? And I'm like, oh, okay, sure.
Everyone is really fucked up, you know?
And this is how he wants to express it.
And I can get on that level for two hours or three hours.
Can I just say, like, so one of my favorite pastimes is watching
actors talk about working with David Fincher.
Yeah.
And it's funny because it's like, he made me piss in a bottle.
And then it's also funny when they realize something about filmmaking that they seem
to have not known until they were working with him.
So I watched this really fun roundtable where Mark Ruffalo was talking about working with
him on Zodiac.
And Ruffalo is talking about like, it's my first day.
It's a one-er.
It's a walk and talk.
And we're on take 35.
And he sees Fincher walking towards him for take 36.
And he's like, well, they got the wrong guy.
And I'm going to get paid either way. And I'll have to go home. And I did my best and that's just it. And Fincher
walks by Mark Ruffalo and moves in the background extra two inches to the left, then walks by Mark
Ruffalo again and like slaps him on the shoulder. And he's like, let's go. And he was like, what I
realized is that I am 10% of the frame in a David Fincher shot. Like I am not the star.
I'm not taking it up.
He's seeing 100% of the frame.
So to answer your question,
the way that my like attitude about his films has changed over the years
is as his public persona has grown
and we know more and more about how he makes movies
and the way he sees the world
and the way he sees a shot being composed.
I rewatch these films compulsively
because I'm like,
every single decision was made here by this guy.
And there is a reason why a window wiper is going
when they're approaching the house
for the first time in Dragon Tattoo.
Or there is a reason why, you know,
the shot was like this,
looking up at the apartment building in Fight Club.
And like, I find it to be such a rewarding experience
to go back to his movies
because they're also fucking super entertaining
and fun to watch and like funny and twisted and violent
and everything that you want to be able to feel
inside of a movie theater.
Yeah, I think that's really definitional
for one of the reasons why all the movies are rewatchable.
Even the ones that I am iffy on,
and there are still some that I'm kind of iffy on,
even though this is literally on my on my Rushmore of filmmakers but I'm kind of fascinated by his legacy and I don't want this
to tip into a conversation about the killer too much because we'll do an entire episode about that
movie but that decision to make that movie is is a little bit of an announcement of like, I know what you think I am,
and I will show you just how much I am what you think I am.
And I don't know if that portends
like an acceptance of that for the next 10 years
or an abandonment of that.
Because he has obviously spent really the last 12 years,
13 years, redefining our expectations,
post-social network, everything he gets up to.
He's kind of trying to upend, I think, our expectations, post-social network, everything he gets up to. He's kind of
trying to upend, I think, our expectations of him a little bit. And sometimes it works and sometimes
it doesn't. And some things feel like side projects and some things feel like cash grabs or,
you know, like obvious, you know, like who else would direct The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?
Of course, he would make the most magnificent adaptation of that schlocky novel. But The Killer
in particular feels like an interesting time to do this exercise
because it feels like
we now have like
a full body of work.
Like if he died tomorrow,
and of course,
I hope that he does not,
he would be like,
this is totemic.
Well, I mean,
he would make that joke.
You know, he would make that joke.
For the pot, I mean,
not for that joke, yeah.
How do you think he'll be remembered?
This is a beautiful sicko.
And also as a perfectionist. To chris's point the longer he works the more the legend of david
fincher grows in terms of how he works what he expects of actors what he expects of everyone in
the um the shot i think there was a great again i've been quoting matt damon on the bill simmons
podcast a lot recently great podcast episode if you never listened to it but he tells the story about uh david fincher like absolutely
losing his mind at how an extra was walking in a shot he's just like that is not how a normal person
in the bookstore yeah which is just like absolutely invigorating um to hear when you are also a perfectionist and something like that will
just absolutely make you want to jump out of your skin. And so I think that the exactness of
Fincher will live on as much as just like the absolutely, you know, deranged sex dungeon stuff.
Do you think that overwhelms the other good things that he does?
Well, here's the thing is he is not the writer of his material, generally speaking.
I have some thoughts about that.
And this was like, there's a viral Quentin Tarantino clip where he talks about the difference
between him and Fincher.
He's like, Fincher's the best, probably the best pure director of my generation, but the
difference is I write my stuff.
And he was, I don't know if that was a little bit of a competitive jab at him,
but I think that the fact that there is not,
every film that you see that's directed by David Fincher
is a David Fincher film,
but I don't think of them as a film by David Fincher.
I don't think of them as,
other than Mank, a piece of autobiographical,
kind of like, here's how I'd like to see the world.
Like all of the psychology, all of the compulsions, all of the depravity, all of the humor is shot through whatever piece of material he's interested in.
He's a hired gun.
He's always seen himself as a hired gun.
Music videos, commercials, movies, adaptations of books, all the projects, even if they're immensely personal,
he's like, you want me to do the job or not?
And that's a fascinating way to look at an iconic director because so often on shows like this and all over the place,
the auteur theory and everything that you can think about
with the history of movies,
it's like the visionary filmmaker.
And this is the funny thing.
I don't want to step on the killer either.
I hope I get to chime in on this.
But when he and I went and saw the killer
the first night at the Academy Museum
and Fincher was on stage
and he brought out,
he was out there with Eric Messerschmidt
and Kirk Baxter
and a bunch of the people
that he works with routinely.
Every question that was asked,
the other guy would be like,
that was David.
That was David's idea.
David had the idea to do this.
It's like, it's his movie.
Andrew Kevin Walker, the screenwriter on the first question of the Q&A,
redirected the question to Fincher because he was like, well, David came to me in 2007
with this idea for this movie and he pitched me the entire movie.
So it's like, sure, he doesn't get screenwriting credits, but he is deeply authorial on all of his movies. I watched a Fight Club clip of him
directing behind a behind the scenes Fight Club clip where it's when Edward Norton arrives and
Brad Pitt steals the car in the background and he's walking the crew through what they're where
they're going to put the camera with her new and he just does the scene. He's like, it's going to
be like this and then we're going to cut to a medium and then we're going to see him in the background and then it's going to go he just does the scene. He's like, it's going to be like this, and then we're going to cut to a medium,
and then we're going to see him in the background,
and then it's going to go like that.
And you're like, oh my God,
this thing is just in this guy's head already.
It's just a matter of getting people to do it.
It's pretty remarkable.
The draft.
This is complicated, of course.
We don't have enough movies, theoretically,
to do a traditional draft.
So we are continuing to expand the parameters for the lawyer movie draft.
We added characters into the mix.
How about Griff, huh?
Dominated.
Dominated.
But he also, and I say this with love and respect to Griffin,
I think he spent like three months preparing for that draft.
Right, yeah.
And I think I spent like a night.
Yeah.
So.
He spent three.
It was hard earned.
Yeah. He did also get the first pick.
He did get the first pick.
The first pick rule holds,
which is that it traditionally ensures.
And also, you know,
he came into our house
and he took Michael Clayton from us.
Who won 2006?
And legally won.
Yeah, that was tough.
Who won 2006?
I don't think we did a poll.
So we might have to speak with...
Bob, did we do a poll for 2006?
Randomly went back and listened to that.
I don't know. Let me check.
And you were really on your bullshit on that draft.
How so?
Which one was that?
Because that was him taking Talladega Nights in Wild Card.
Okay.
Taking a blockbuster and a comedy off the board for us.
It seemed like a good move.
I have absolutely no memory of this.
What did I draft?
I think I did that because I lost something.
You had Devil Wears Prada.
Oh, right.
And then you went full Amanda and got Marie Antoinette and...
Didn't I get the Queen?
And the Queen.
And the Queen.
Okay.
Yeah.
I have no recollection.
I really...
I don't remember.
Sorry for treasuring moments
that I spent with you guys.
Well, you didn't treasure it.
You just re-listened to it.
So you remember it.
Let's talk about the categories.
Okay.
Chris and I started talking about the categories
a couple of weeks ago,
started vetting them with you a week ago.
Are you feeling like where we landed is appropriate?
I like the categories.
Okay.
We just have to talk about the rules of the draft
and specifically repeats.
Okay.
Because, so would you like to read the categories
since you came up with them?
Sure. I'll read the categories and you came up with them sure i'll
read the categories and you explain the guys have been talking a lot about you like went to see the
killer together and that was like a really special thing and how cool it was so i just want to say
that i saw the killer at the venice film festival where it debuted okay and i walked out at 11 a.m
and i just sent you a text message that was like this fucking rules and i was right um chris and i
did more together around this film
because you betrayed us by seeing it ahead of us.
You could have come to Venice.
I'm glad I didn't.
I'm glad I saw it in the Academy Museum
surrounded by the great works of cinema.
I am glad I saw it at the Palazzo di Cinema.
On the water.
I mean, the only person that we were missing
was Bill Simmons,
who was going to come to that screening. And then it was the first night of the NBA. Yeah, he was like, I got to watch
Chris Debs. I'll read the categories and then you can explain the issue that we have. Does that
sound good? Yes. Six categories. Thriller, of course, David Fincher, the master of thrillers.
Blockbuster, $90 million threshold. Oscar nominee. wildcard, and then two wrinkles.
The first is sequence or scene.
David Fincher renowned for his incredible oners,
for his amazing CGI inventions of moving the camera through homes, through spaces,
and also renowned for stunning moments in his movies, shocking and exciting moments.
And then the last category is music, video, or commercial. When we did his, when we ranked his works in 2020 ahead of Mank,
we included commercials and music videos in those rankings in an epic two-part episode.
If people have not heard that one, I suggest they go back and check that out.
You were.
Yeah. Very, very fun. Honestly, probably some of the best stuff we've ever done.
So this, this is a speaking of remembering our work together um okay so what's
the issue here so as mentioned we have 12 films not 13 as sean put in the you didn't have to read
what was written down now maybe that was a test maybe that was me trusting you you know which i
try to do maybe you're in the game every day maybe i am this is the first challenge. You're talking to an empty chair right now.
So we have three, we have 12 films. And music, video, or commercial is, you know, that's three things that are a different bucket.
But that means that we have 15 slots to fill between thriller, sequencer scene, blockbuster, or wildcard.
Now, obviously, wildcard can also, doesn't have to be a film.
Can be a television series.
Yeah.
Could be a music video.
Right.
Could be a commercial.
So that's 12 movies for 12 spots across Oscar nominee, blockbuster, sequencer scene, or
thriller. blockbuster sequence or scene or thriller things have to break just right for the movies to for
for everyone to be able to draft everything because there are only a certain number available
for blockbuster only a honestly a disgraceful number available for oscar nominee because the
academy just sucks i'm willing to give the numbers that are eligible in each category.
Okay.
Do you want to do that
just as a talking point for the audience?
Sure.
So I believe in Thriller,
there are two, four, six, eight films eligible.
Okay.
Which would make four of his films
not eligible for Thriller.
Oh, okay.
I only had six, definitionally.
But go ahead.
Now, obviously, for Sequencer scene, all films are eligible.
Right.
For blockbuster, two, four, six are eligible.
Right.
Crossing the $90 million domestic threshold.
For Oscar nominee, five movies are eligible.
Right.
And obviously, Wild Card is wide open.
Right.
So I think that there is only like two permutations.
Where it all works out.
Where it all fits.
Yeah.
And we would sort of have to work together.
Help each other.
Yeah.
And not be assholes.
Because I got to the point where I was gaming out, okay, well, if I do this, then that.
Some movies have to go in one of two categories or else the draft is broken.
Yes.
So do we want to work together and not repeat or do we want to say okay you can
sequence or scene does not take its originating film off the board and so okay so what do you
think about this i boy i'm a swing voter uh i i feel like i could probably do this because I have a bunch of wildcard
stuff that's truly wild.
But I do think that one
of us will get completely fucked.
And if somebody is like, I'm taking
social network and wildcard, then like
we're going to go.
That would send the whole episode
upside down. I think
what we were trying to figure out is, is it funny
if someone has an incomplete?
If someone has a not eligible
and cannot be voted on?
And then Amanda suggested
we throw trades in.
So I'm not...
Okay.
But for like future picks.
Yeah.
For future picks.
That's what I thought we would do.
Isn't that what you do?
Yeah, you get like draft picks
and all sorts of stuff.
But for draft placement
because we don't...
Everybody has to have the picks.
Barbie's face right now.
Bob, are you okay?
Bob is like... I didn't know I was signing up to be the picks right now bob are you okay i was like i
didn't know i was signing up to be the commissioner of a fantasy no no i like this i'm gonna introduce
the stepien rule but for the big pick draft okay uh yeah no it's always like four first round picks
in 2033 or something i've been reading the ringer.com congratulations to you i hear everything
that you say.
I hear all of it.
You hear it all because it's happening in your head because I'm not real.
Do I like it?
No.
Do I remember a lot of it?
Yes.
If you introduce trades, I will get more interested in becoming the Sam Presti of the big picture
than I will in winning drafts.
That's actually maybe a good place for this to go, but I think it would probably...
Was Presti the process?
No, he's he actually did it though where he over the course of 10 years like rebuilt a team to now
being like oh they're good again yeah they're really good who's on their who's on the chet
holmgren and shay gildress alexander and josh giddy aka the slob wizard
although he doesn't like being called slob i was gonna ask would to ask, was that like a self-designated slob?
No, John Hollinger named him that and he was like, that's funny.
And then like after two days of being called slob wizard, he was like, we can retire that.
Okay, that's an incredible nickname though.
It's tricky because I want to do this twice.
Like I want to do an episode where we don't double up and then I want to do one where we do.
Just to see how differently it plays.
Do you want to not double up and then at the end we can like come.
Allow a dispensation.
Yeah. Come together and heal and just like redraft within the episode. I know you have a hard out.
You always do this.
I'm so sorry.
You know, we have so many ideas and then I just like, I have so many ideas.
I also literally was late this morning. It's just not ideal.
It's okay.
And the studio didn't work. Let's just go under the hood.
You know, everything's a mess.
We've got one hour and 20 minutes to make this work.
I'm really hungry.
I didn't have breakfast.
And I have some peanut M&Ms in my bag
left over from Halloween.
And I'm like, can I eat them in between picks
while not crunching into the microphone?
Amanda's saying I'm really hungry
is like Stellan Skarsgård,
like tightening the neck brace, you know, in the basement.
And Daniel Craig is like, oh dear.
I'm going to be fine.
Let me just say that like historically,
you have overestimated the correlation between me not having eaten and me being cranky.
No, I have not.
It's something else.
Actually, I would say probably that having to pee is a bigger factor for you.
Yes, that is true. No, actually, I would say probably that having to pee is a bigger factor for you. Yes, that is true.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In other pods.
Also, he's peeing at people who haven't had access to food and get cranky.
It's like you really can't be talking to anyone.
That's not true.
I don't eat.
No, he pretends like that's just his personality.
Yeah.
But it's definitely a factor of like if he had a turkey sandwich, he would be 8% nicer.
If he had a dry turkey sandwich,
no condiments.
No mayo, no mustard.
We talked about this on a future episode
that has not been released yet.
Oh, about your eating?
Or about my turkey sandwich maintenance?
But Chris was there for the mustard reveal.
You were there for that?
Yeah.
Oh, you were there that I don't like it.
When did that happen?
I'm not doing two episodes of the mustard speech, okay?
Just putting that out there.
We're like definitely eating into time
that we could be talking about Swedish sex dungeons.
I think we should not be able to repeat
just to see how it goes.
Oh shit, I don't have the peanut M&M's.
Oh no!
What happened?
Do you want to go out and check?
And we'll go.
There's no food here!
Guys, it's wellness week.
It's a holiday in Sweden, okay?
So we don't have snacks.
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while we do the David Fincher draft. I'm obsessed. We did not plan this, but it's going to work out
perfectly. Let's just do it where we can't repeat it. And chips fall where they may. And I think
your idea at the end of saying, you know what, let's allow for a dispensation of some kind
is a nice one. This could create some chaos. Still, I want to do it.
How do you feel?
You good?
I've long been pushing
for bartering
being part of these drafts.
I think that we should just
loosen the rules even more.
You're being too
uptight about it.
You're being too Fincher.
The thing I don't understand
about trades is
I don't know what
future compensation looks like
because you have to
make your picks.
You can't give up a pick
the way a sports team
would give up the rights
to a pick.
You could say you could move from three to one. This is not real. You can't give up a pick the way a sports team would give up the rights to a pick. You could say,
you could move from
three to one.
This is not real.
It can be whatever
we want it to be.
Sports is not real either.
It's just a game.
Oh my God.
True.
This is a multi-billion
dollar industry podcast.
Just like professional sports.
I don't know if there's
a sports correlation
for this,
but what about
like a future ability
to take a drafted movie away from someone
oh my god this is now we're making survivor for movie drafting yeah that's right but so it's like
if i really need a movie from you you get what you're like i'll take it from you yeah but in the
next draft you can just take something from me but also but you don't know that that person has
played that card yet.
They play it privately with me
so that you draft it live
and then I reveal to you
that you can't have it.
The problem is if we ever do anything else,
like a Julia Roberts draft
and I take Pelican Brief
from you for a third time.
That's the last podcast we make.
Yeah, because Amanda goes to prison
after murdering you live on the air.
I can't do that.
My son would be too upset.
Have you thought about that?
That's kind of a Fincher movie, actually.
Yeah, no, that's true.
But like a new thing is that my son is absolutely obsessed with, he's a CR head.
And so, but like, but I do actually feel warmer, do you know?
So I don't know how, because it's very beautiful.
After 15 years of hating your fucking guts, she's finally decided you're okay.
Am I going to like go for the jugular in this? Oh yeah.
But you know me. I bounce back.
I'm not gonna be like, oh no.
You bounce back. You're just grousing about what happened to
Talladega Knights. You hold grudges too.
The reason I brought, I specifically brought
2006 up because that's the kind
of dirty pool that you play.
What dirty pool? If you do it today
I will be
celebrated as a king among men okay let's just
all right let's go no repeats let's see how it goes yeah just like should we take a quick second
to go see there's no snacks outside why don't you run the eight fold and get like a thing
because they're all gluten-free i think i'm trying to move my meeting okay
i'm okay let's go i've been eating gluten-free bread actually it's pretty good it's not worth
it I have to be honest if you I understand that there are people with real gluten issues yeah
it's and I'm happy that they have an option but like Bobby hit me with a draft order okay
what shaking the tiles in that what hat is that that's not the top is that a top gun head
it is the top gun okay do you ever wear the top gun hat no i don't take the scrabble tiles out
of this it just sits on the desk waiting for the next draft selecting first will be sean
holy shit okay well now we're gonna here's the, is that if you fuck it up on pick one, then you're just an asshole.
You know, it's like, it's like, there's no defense.
How did I get myself into this situation where I'm doing this with you?
I'm second?
Amanda is second.
Okay.
No, but it's just kind of like later on, you could have made a pick and then you, that fucks it up and you could say well your machinations forced me to do this but now if you fuck it up on pick one you only have yourself to
blame i see yeah and just to be clear the killer is available the killer is available because it
has been released in movie theaters it is available on the netflix streaming service on
november 10th which is when we'll be talking about it on this show i promise when we talk about it
we will not reveal anything about it.
Fuck.
I don't know.
This is really hard.
I actually don't know if there's like a right pick here.
You can tell me, you can yell at me if I make a mistake because of the complicated nature
of this decision making and also the complicated nature of what favorites are.
I think because this film is only available in a very small number of categories
and it is my favorite David Fincher movie.
I think this is the right one.
In thriller, I will take Zodiac.
Correct.
Which I think is Fincher's masterwork.
And this movie only really applies
to thriller and sequence. I guess you could also take it in wildcard theoretically, but the. And this movie only really applies to thriller and sequence.
I guess you could also take it in wildcard theoretically,
but the idea of this movie lasting until wildcard is hilarious.
Yeah.
I think this was probably the number one draft pick.
Yeah, it was.
I thought it was.
But also because it's not eligible for Oscars or for Blockbuster.
Right.
But the trick of it is there are so many movies eligible in thriller
that are not eligible in other categories.
Right.
So you could make the case that this is not the right move.
It might have actually fucked the draft by doing this.
Okay.
So I don't know.
Well, there was one other option, but we can.
It's almost hard to be competitive because we're doing a math equation together.
Right.
But this is a director. There's not enough movies for it to just be like, oh my God, I can't believe he rope-a-doped you
into getting this
and then he got that.
Right.
His worst movie is good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
I was thinking about that
when you were talking about the game.
I was like,
who has a better eighth best movie
than David Fincher?
Maybe Tarantino.
It's a very short,
you know, Scorsese,
people who've made 70 movies,
but he's got like 10 bullets
in his gun.
So that's part of what makes this fun,
but part of what makes it hard.
Right.
Okay.
So Zodiac in thriller,
my first pick,
Amanda,
you're up.
I will obviously take social network and I'm going to do Oscar nomination.
Um,
I,
I thought about this.
Yeah.
That's my pick.
But I,
I,
I think that those are kind of like obvious one and two.
And now,
and now Chris can get really frisky and now Chris can also really fuck things up. Um's my pick. But I think those are kind of like obvious one and two. And now Chris can get really frisky.
And now Chris can also really fuck things up.
Social Network is my favorite David Fincher movie.
And we think it is the best movie of the 21st century so far.
Certainly of the last decade.
No, just 2010s for me.
Just 2010s.
Okay.
I would take.
There Will Be Blood.
There Will Be Blood.
Yeah.
I'd probably take Zodiac over it, honestly.
I mean, you did famously on the David Fincher rankings.
Yeah.
That's a good conversation to have, actually.
Again?
No, like, that's kind of like a back pocket best movies of the 21st century.
Actually, what I've been wanting to do, I don't know if you want to get in on this,
but what I want to do is a big, the underrated, like the lost movies, like the lost classics
of the 2000s.
Why would I not want to get on that?
Because a lot of them
are just like the rover.
Are like boy movies?
Yeah, just me and CR
just like smashing fists together
and being like,
remember when that guy
got his throat ripped out?
That's why I should be on it
so I can be like,
okay, and remember this.
Right, music and lyrics.
Yeah.
I was going to say
Morning Glory.
Okay, thanks so much.
That actually might be
on my long list.
Okay, you've made your pick.
Chris has to make his pick.
This is awkward.
In Oscar nominee,
I will take Gone Girl.
Fuck.
Rosamund Pike's Oscar nominee.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
And then in Thriller,
I'm going to take seven.
Okay.
Wow.
This,
it's like watching the sands
come down the hourglass,
you know?
Do we have to talk about it?
No,
we don't have to talk about it
because like this is,
this is actually,
I almost feel like this is-
He moved his meeting.
Oh yeah?
I didn't.
No,
I didn't.
It's with a very prominent person
so I can't move it.
Okay.
It's David Fincher.
It's me and Fincher
talking about the draft results
I have no
we're so screwed
this is fucked up
this is gonna be a mess
so
we've just taken
what I think we believe
are his four best movies
Zodiac
Social Network
Gone Girl
and Seven are off the board
yeah
I feel okay
alright
I think this is still I think this is still going to be okay.
I, in scenes and sequences,
am taking the Enya torture scene from Dragon Tattoo.
Okay.
You're a badass.
Thank you so much.
That's good.
That's really good.
That shit is fucked up and awesome.
Yeah. That was was my where was that
on my list
7th on my scenes list
but I think
all but 1
have already been
taken off the board
no that's not true
all but 2
have already been
taken off the board
so now that
you also could have
done
Zodiac in scenes
or sequences
I thought about the lake barryessa killing
that was also my pick that was mine as well and and i wonder whether that was that was mine too
this is nice i was gonna do the the taxi cab yeah i have that on my list as well the cab ride i have
two cab rides also david fincher master of even though this is kind of hacky having the radio
playing or having like information being
conveyed in that way happens in uh dragon tattoo it happens in zodiac it happens in yeah yeah
okay so that means i have two picks now and so many movies are off the board holy moly i actually
just need to like mess with my document a minute to just remove potential picks off
we might be we might be fucked i think we are
yeah sorry i i fucked it up because dragon tattoo should have gone in black he can do something
right now that will pretty much wipe me out so this is almost like playing battleship i am going
to in sequence select the where is my mind conclusion of fight club okay because fight club is not
really eligible in any other categories at this point besides thriller which i have already taken
so i'll take where is my mind the revelation that you know jack is tyler durden the exploding
buildings you've met me at a very weird time in my life.
Yes.
Yeah.
And Marla and the narrator embrace.
For the sake of conversation,
I would have probably taken single-serving friends
from Fight Club as my sequence.
Just the plane ride together?
No, the montage of him.
Like, you land at Sea-Tac.
Oh, yeah.
The insert shot mega moment.
Yeah, yeah.
Fight Club?
Okay.
And then he sees Tyler going past him on the escalator.
Go, speak on it.
I just, you know, we were talking about the Blank Check episode
that Alex Ross Perry was on.
And in that episode, he says something that I think is right,
which is ultimately like when I was 13,
this movie, or 15 or 16 or whatever, when that came out,
this movie kind of defined a point of view that I had.
And as I've gotten older,
I've realized how kind of juvenile and obvious that point of view is.
And that we've kind of, as a culture, moved way past it. And also, the movie has been kind of
grabbed by a bunch of people who have kind of misinterpreted it. And I agree with all of that,
and the kind of like anti-consumerism and all that stuff that has seemed so obvious to us now,
which was not at the time, is revelatory. But as a pure filmmaking exercise, it's such a wild
fucking movie. It's such a fun, thrilling innovation on popcorn thriller
that you just can't,
like I couldn't look away
when I was watching it last night.
Stayed up till one o'clock in the morning
for no reason
just to finish a movie I've seen 300 times.
So I still have a lot of love for it
and I'm happy to have it on my roster.
I do feel like we're kind of fucked up here.
So I have one more pick
and I think that means in Blockbuster,
I will take Panic Room. Yeah. Which I think is means in Blockbuster, I will take Panic Room.
Yeah.
Which I think is kind of the only move I have.
Well, there's one other move which I have to make now.
Well, tell us what it is.
Which is in Blockbuster to take Benjamin Button.
Right.
Because it's still eligible.
And you know what?
I think it's underappreciated.
You've made this case before.
Incredible.
I mean, obviously with Fincher, like the filmmaking, I just think a lot about like Cate Blanchett dancing, you know, speaking of taxis.
And it's affecting.
He's trying something different.
I think it is like a movie about grief and a lot, you know, and, and very affecting and certainly manipulative,
but also like it worked.
I cried a lot when I saw this.
So I don't know.
It's beautiful to look at.
It's weird.
It is.
I mean,
it's about being in love with like a old man,
baby,
you know?
Yeah.
I sent you guys,
what commercial did I send you that he,
Oh,
the Orville Redenbacher commercial that he made for the popcorn company
before making Benjamin Button,
which is clearly like a test to see if he could do the technology of aging and de-aging a non-person.
And Benjamin Button, I don't know.
I feel like I'm exactly where I was with you three years ago on it,
where it's like, it's kind of astounding,
and it's theoretically his most emotional movie that feels like his most bloodless movie to me.
It feels the most like him trying to wear someone else's skin.
Yeah.
And what I want is him
getting under the skin.
You don't really want
emotion.
You want...
I want the visual representation
of repressed emotion.
That's like what his movies are.
Okay.
His movies are
Mark Zuckerberg stewing
in his seat
while a lawyer tells him how much money he took from his friend you know what i mean like that is what he right
like daniel craig being confounded by his inability to understand what is happening in this world that
he doesn't understand that's something that i he does so well him doing florid love it's beautifully
made beautifully made but i just never like i don't buy it you know what i
mean yeah but to each their own so what we worried about happening i think just happened yeah there
are no blockbusters yeah so which which i i'm but i'm okay right that's the thing is i what
everything i did was to survive yes so i probably should have taken gone girl and blockbuster in
retrospect i don't think it would be fair for me to try
and like trade it to
myself into a
different category.
If you had done that
you would have
fucked me.
Yes.
Because you would
have only had one
move left.
Yes.
Which would have
been to take Mank.
You know what the
thing is is that when
you're drafting for as
much as you're thinking
about like the
categories you do want
to take the movies that
you want on your board.
Yeah.
So I guess I am I can't have a Blockbuster.
I have an incomplete test.
Let's play it out.
Would you guys allow Chris to put 7 in Blockbuster?
Because it's eligible there.
Well, so is Gone Girl.
And I have both of those.
I have 7 and Gone Girl.
Chris already has both of them.
Let's play it out and then we're going to read the rest.
So I'm going to, for sequence,
I'm not going to spoil anything for people.
I'm just going to say Scooter, the killer.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
Okay.
I was wondering where this would go.
Because if you've seen this movie, you've got to take it.
And whether or not this is a top five Fincher movie is a great conversation.
I don't know.
I'm not saying it is necessarily.
But stuff like what Chris just said.
Yeah.
Is there like, ooh, like my fingernails are tingling when I'm watching the movie.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a good pick.
I like that.
You don't have a sequence yet or you do, Amanda?
I do.
I screwed everyone up because I took Enya and Dragon Tattoo probably.
For it to work work it should go in
Blockbuster or Oscar nom
yeah
but you knew that too
that's good drafting
well it was
it was something
that you wanted
which I wouldn't
take away from you
also all of my sequences
were already off the board
I mean I could have
thought up some more
but like honestly
I saw The Killer
two months ago
so
I remember certain
like scenes
but I can think of five scenes I would have taken in sequences in The Killer because months ago, so I remember certain scenes.
I can think of five scenes I would have taken in sequences in The Killer.
Because it is a series of sequences.
Yeah, it is a series of sequences, and I remember some of them,
but my mind isn't as sharp as yours.
How many times do you think I'll watch The Killer before I die?
I mean, you can really just throw it. That's a real throw it on and be like, oh, he's about to do this.
Or like, oh, this is about to happen.
I need.
There's no.
So-and-so's about to show up.
There's no physical copy of Mank.
They don't.
No one.
There's no Blu-ray.
There's no DVD.
Okay.
Like when Netflix gets new from deep space, like what's going to happen?
Like when the aliens come
and they're like
you guys destroyed
cable television
yeah
when Ted Turner
comes back to life
and takes down Netflix
but it's like
I
if you
I don't know
I guess I
I screwed it up
and it doesn't matter
it doesn't really matter
because this is probably
going to happen
because like Sean said
if I had picked if I had picked
if I had done
like if I had taken Gone Girl
and Blockbuster, right, instead of
an Oscar nomination, I probably
would have then come around and maybe
even not had an Oscar nom. So there
was not enough. We needed
the killer, the game,
and I'll tell you what I did
is what I did, what I did what I back pocketed
was if I couldn't get
something like
Fight Club in sequence
I had a sequence
from Mindhunter
yeah
and that
that was a way
to kind of
I'm surprised also
that like Mindhunter
Mindhunter could be
eligible for Thriller
for Wildcard
oh I hadn't considered that
it is eligible
for Wildcard of course
and that is
that would be the
final knife fight
of this draft
but
to me
it needed
the movies that only
had a couple of
optionalities
needed to go in sequence
so with you taking
Dragon Tattoo
and me taking Fight Club
we kind of just like
we blew it up
yeah
and that's fine
it is what it is
let's keep going
so you took
you drafted
I took Scooter the Killer
as my sequence
and I took wait did I do as my sequence and I took...
Wait, did I do anything else, Bob?
No, that was it.
So I have another pick here, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
The incredible thing here
is we have an hour,
which is great
because we're going to just
keep going.
We're going to do this
all over again.
What do you mean?
Like once we've completed this,
we're going to change the rules
and draft again.
Oh, so we do need to speed up.
I'm going to take
the season finale of the first season of Mindh do need to speed up. I'm going to take the season finale
of the first season of Mindhunter as my wildcard.
Interesting. So, like,
what you could have just done is said Mindhunter.
Sure. Okay. But I'm
just being specific because you didn't direct every episode of
Mindhunter. Oh. Quote, unquote. Well, that
was something I wanted to ask is could you have said, like,
the matte paintings from Empire Strikes Back
have been selected in my wildcard?
I have some pretty funny wildcards.
Yes, I also have some creative wildcard options.
You said to get creative, so I tried to bring...
I should have trusted you.
You guys are the best.
Okay, so that sequence,
what I have is Holden visits Ed in the hospital
in Mindhunter episode 10, season one,
which to me with...
Is it In the Light, the Zeppelin song?
Yes.
Which is like, that is as radiant a sequence as he has ever made.
When he fucking hugs him.
When he hugs him, yeah.
And is a callback to Fight Club in some ways.
Giant man hugging sad little wimpy boy.
Yeah.
Kind of a metaphor for Fincher's whole career in some ways.
Great pick.
Thanks.
So you have another pick now?
No, I just did Scooter from the Killer and I did, yeah.
All right, so Amanda, you're up.
What categories do you have open?
Tell us.
I have
Thriller,
Music Videos,
and Wild Card.
Okay.
I will take
the Game and Thriller.
Good.
And I guess if I had taken the Game,
you could have taken Mindhunter and Thriller.
Yes.
The Game here is a good value
pick yeah listen i just i love a movie about a house which um panic room is the number one movie
about a house in the david fincher canon but the game house is really pretty underrated um and i
deeply love michael douglas and i don know. This movie's pretty fucked up.
It works for me.
But I also, you guys were talking about
on Rewatchables about how
if you rewatch it like three times in a week,
you're like, this doesn't make any sense.
But if you drop in every couple years,
you're just like, oh,
I wonder what's going to happen to Michael Douglas.
This is pretty exciting.
This is an interesting decision you've made.
Because you've just given up something
that I know you want
to me.
In music video?
Yeah.
I think that the
music video
advertisement category
is like the most
relaxed I feel
about being.
If you
if you do that
What?
You just
you made your bed
just now.
You could have just
let me have the game
and you could have
had Freedom 90.
She could have had 5p and a 9.
I would happily put the game in wildcard
and then I would have bangers
all up and down my board.
But you made that decision.
Okay, if you want to do that.
Also, if you think that you can speak
in an informed way about Freedom 90
and its impact,
then you can have it.
But if your blurb doesn't live up to my standards.
What if I choose to say nothing?
Why don't you just take-
What if I simply hold it in my hand?
Why don't you just take one of your, like, okay.
I guess, was it Tuesday morning of this week
or Wednesday morning I woke up
because I go to bed at a normal hour
and I had 15 text messages unread.
And I was like, oh God, what happened?
Who died?
And it was Sean just sending a list of
commercials to the group chat I was involved in that you went to bed though at some point and
Sean just like kept sending YouTube commercials all that's happening right now is people are
listening to this show and they're like it must be so cool to be friends with Sean he just sends
me these great messages no but you're never like how you doing doing? You're like, here is a Nike commercial from 1992.
It's 1 a.m.
It was like 1047.
Yo, can I say something?
It was 147 a.m.
Oh, sorry, Bob.
I just assume you mute
notifications at a certain point.
No, Bob got on it
like 2 a.m.
the other week
to be like,
damn, look at Biden.
Biden loves dead reckoning.
That's what it's like to be friends with me.
People are listening like, that is sick.
Biden saw the entity.
He was scared.
Okay.
Can we go back to your text messaging for a minute?
Yeah.
My exquisite series of exchanges.
Okay.
So you recently shared some feedback that your sister gave us based on our Five Nights at Freddy's episode.
And it was a text message exchange.
So your texting style was featured in that.
Yeah.
And everyone was like, bravo.
This is the Hemingway of our generation.
You were texting without capitalization or punctuation with your sister
don't think that's accurate yes you were and i just want to let you know that and let everyone
know that when you text with us it is full fast bender and the killer punctuation and capitalization
at all times so i just want people to know that you are what what you just said is
not correct okay let's pull it up there there are no periods at the end which there's always a period
there are exclamation points question marks letters are capitalized i have a style of communication
and it is consistent okay there's no forbid empathy there is no periods
you won't see
periods from me ever
Amanda you can't
catch me in this
I am who I am
just like the killer
I am what I am
I'm just looking at
our text messages
and they're entirely
like parked
parking
parked yet
parking walking
yeah it's not ideal
Los Angeles it's actually ideal. Los Angeles.
It's actually not that fun
to be friends with us.
Okay.
So,
you don't want to give up the game now.
You want to hold the game.
No take backs.
Yeah, not if we're doing another draft.
So then I will take
in music video
Freedom 90 by George Michael.
All right, speak on it.
Starring the supermodels.
Speak on it.
What's your favorite shot in that?
I mean the jacket probably lit a flame sure and what
put put that video in context for us uh sure it's a stylist meeting a stylist it's two great
creative minds searching for meaning in their creativity george Michael, who'd been a big, bold, brassy pop star,
trying to reinvent himself as a solo artist
onto his second record and trying to create a new image,
a bolder image for himself,
meeting maybe the single biggest transformer of pop stars.
This is somebody who made Paula Abdul seem credible,
somebody who helped Madonna reach new heights
she'd never seen before.
And then using the powers of sustainable beauty to elevate together.
It's an amazing concept.
What does sustainable beauty mean to you?
The Supermodels documentary, 25 years later.
Look at how they look 35 years later.
They look exactly the same.
Well, they do and they don't,
which is a topic of the next episode of the Supermodel documentary, which you didn't watch.
I didn't watch it, no.
I had mixed feelings on the doc, but it does write, I think, wisely posit with the help of David Fincher, who sat that the second episode and basically the ascent of the Supermodels ends with Freedom 90. And so this video not only is, like, memorable in Fincher's career
and is, like,
a sign of things to come,
but this is, like,
in a lot of ways,
this video is what propelled
all of their careers
because it identifies them.
It, like, brings them together
as a thing.
And then it's, like,
the four girls
and then they walk
the Versace show
and they become
sort of stratospheric.
So it it like,
basically invented
the supermodel era?
Whether or not
it's more important
for them
or for George,
you know,
the late,
great George Michael
and Fincher himself
is an interesting
conversation.
Right, right, right, right.
It was mutually beneficial
for everyone,
obviously.
But that's,
it's the kind of video
that gets a filmmaker
the opportunity
to make an alien movie. You know, it's like, it is that iconic a filmmaker the opportunity to make an alien movie.
You know, it's like, it is that iconic
and that profound for his career.
It's also, it's just an incredible song.
It's really, it probably is my favorite George Michael song.
And so you take that and you put it together
with the video that looks like that
and the iconography it creates with the supermodels.
And it's perfect.
There are great, other great videos he's made here,
and there's plenty to choose from in this category,
but this is the one, in my opinion.
And then an Oscar nominee, I've got to take Mank,
which I still think is great.
Okay.
And it's incredibly funny to think about the killer
as a response to Mank,
and we will talk about why that is the case
when we talk about the killer.
Mank is the good version of
fincher's sincerity in my opinion it is what it is what benjamin button can't accomplish
but right i know i know reasonable people can disagree i think yeah definitely um okay so
amanda you have a pick now in music video or commercial i will take vogue, Madonna's Vogue, which frankly is also iconic.
And Madonna's really important to me.
That's it?
You made me give a disquisition on Freedom Nightingale.
Yeah, I did, because you had to earn it.
I don't know.
You said Madonna is important to me.
Yeah, well, she is.
I love Madonna.
Yeah, I know you do.
Is this video better than Express Yourself?
I think so.
I think it's also more iconic.
It's more iconic.
It's like the one.
You'd see it in your head.
Express Yourself is like a,
almost like a compendium of pastiche,
like references to other things.
And Vogue almost is like,
well, holy shit.
Like this feels,
I knew even though it's obviously
also drawing off of like a culture.
One of the things that I hadn't really put together before when I was thinking about Mank was that there are a lot of music videos and commercials in this era for Fincher in like 90, 91, 92.
There's a very famous Nike commercial with Charles Barkley.
It's very openly a riff on like Busby Berkeley and the iconic, you know, the old Hollywood that he's very interested in.
Yes. the iconic, you know, the old Hollywood that he's very interested in that I think maybe even I failed
to draw that connection
but this is something
that he likes,
you know,
and that he and Madonna
bonded over
and they talked about a lot.
That was much more
express yourself in Vogue.
Vogue is more like,
you know,
the kind of ballroom scene
and the club scene
and her,
you know,
doing what she does,
pilfering from it
without really any care
in the world
about what it might do
to the rest of the people
who developed
those creative acts
but, you know, Madonna is Madonna. Okay. I'm quite curious to hear what Chris without really any care in the world about what it might do to the rest of the people who developed those creative acts.
But, you know, Madonna is Madonna.
Okay.
I'm quite curious to hear what Chris does for music video or commercial,
and I guess you'll be going there next.
Yeah, and I'll be taking Leave Nothing, the Nike ad,
with Troy Pomolamo and LaDainian Thomason.
That's the one where it's just golf?
No, that's the one with these guys from birth to glory.
Oh, right.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
One of the coolest commercials ever.
And I know Ennio Morricone music playing.
Yeah.
I texted you guys in this wonderful series of exchanges that I shared that that commercial,
which is 30 seconds long, is better than any sports movie in the 21st century, which I believe.
Okay.
Okay.
You have one more pick, Chris.
I don't
oh shit
so this is it
oh because you can't do Blackbuster
so unless we were to allow
perhaps after we go through this
exercise again
we may think what if you could
trade categories within itself
but that would obviously for this version of it
I came up short.
Oh, okay.
And it lines up perfectly because you've been wanting
to take House of Cards
and it's still on the board.
I'm taking the Gone Girl
director's commentary,
obviously.
I don't think that's eligible
for the record
because Gone Girl's
already been taken.
That's a part of Gone Girl.
Oh, boo!
What? Oh, that sucks. Okay, that's a part of gone girl oh oh that sucks okay that's fine do you um you can't watch gone girl commentary without watching gone okay but yes you can and i do it
on the internet all the time do ben affleck interviewing david which is obviously also
please please look at my list please honestly look at my list of wildcards.
Is it Ben Affleck interviewing David Fincher about Mink?
Yes.
Yes.
So just take that.
Director's Roundtable.
Okay, but look at number four.
Should I take number four instead?
It's really good.
I've had a lot of exposure to it.
I think the Ben Affleck one is better.
All right, that's fine.
Why don't you just say which other one it is?
My other option is David Fincher driving around Hollywood in his 90s white Mercedes,
which he just convertible, which he does all the time.
He's just like around.
You can go driving and seeing David Fincher be awesome.
That's a great pick.
Didn't he and Soderbergh used to have an office somewhere?
I don't know.
I'm not sure do i want um
a closed circuit camera on them at all times when they're conferring over their cuts yes i do i
would like to watch them talk about like do you what is so appealing about that working relationship
to me is that like i don't think there's a lot of conversation i think it's really just like two
smart guys who understand each other and it's unspoken. And it's like, hey, can you fix this?
And then he's like, yeah.
And then it's just like done.
It's not like, hey, man, did you see the Broncos this weekend?
Or maybe that is, but they aren't sitting there for like three hours being like,
here is like my, you know, talking about their feelings about their edit.
Right.
I want to know their shorthand.
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
That's what I'm interested in.
Yeah.
I want to know like why Soderbergh's like, take this out, put this in.
Right.
I'm taking Alien 3 and Wild Card
because if given the opportunity
to take a movie,
I will always take a movie.
I would never take House of Cards.
I don't really have a gimmicky pick.
I don't want to pick a Matt Banting
from Indiana Jones 2.
Cool.
Alien 3 is really good.
It's not great,
but it's really good.
And without it,
we would not have
the David Fincher
we know and love today
because it clearly
informed his desire
to control everything
at all times
and that
obsessive control
has given us
masterpieces of cinema
let's do this
all over again
but before we do
let's recount
what we got
okay
you want to run
through your picks
sure
in Thriller
I have the game
in Blockbuster
I have Benjamin Button
in Oscar Nom
I have Social Network
in Scenes and Sequences I have E, the Enya torture scene in Dragon Tattoo. Music videos, I have Vogue. And in Wildcard, I have Ben Affleck interviewing David Fincher.
Chris, what did you get? From the Killer. In music, video, or commercial, I have Leave Nothing, the Nike commercial. In Blockbuster,
I have Nothing.
In Oscar nominee,
I have Gone Girl.
In wildcard,
I have the season finale
of the first season of Mindhunter.
Okay.
In thriller,
I have Zodiac.
In sequence or scene,
I have the ending of Fight Club.
In music video,
I have Freedom 90 by George Michael.
In Blockbuster,
I have Panic Room.
In Oscar nominee,
I have Manc.
And in wildcard, I have Panic Room. In Oscar nominee, I have Manc.
And in Wildcard,
I have Alien 3.
So, Bob. You want to do this again?
Bob, get the tiles out.
We're speed rounding.
Oh, wow.
With this new change,
you can select sequence or scene
and it is eligible.
And I will also allow
things like director's commentary
to be selected in Wildcard.
Oh, now you're going to be generous
after just
like being it everything was going really well and then you just became still going well what
are you talking about five minutes just because you got mad doesn't mean things are going poorly
the world does not revolve around you amanda we were all having a nice conversation and then you
just decided to be a shithead no i didn't this is me on every draft. This is who I am. Accept it or
die.
Well, who I am
is telling you you're being a fucking prick.
Well, and therein lies the magic of this
podcast as CR sits
calmly in the corner waiting
for us to stop doing this.
He just started being a jerk.
Don't bring me into this. I'm going to decide
who wins.
This is going to go on forever.
Bobby, get those tiles out, bro.
It's just like, you don't have to be so mean.
I'm not mean.
I have a code.
I'm living by a code.
Samurais aren't mean.
They're just samurais.
They just kill to live.
Chris is going first.
Yes!
Fuck yeah That's karma for good behavior
And Sean is going second
Whatever
Wow really
We gotta get this girl some M&M's
I don't want anything from you now
What if first,
number one,
I took 3 of 90?
And then I was just like,
here's my blurb
and I took like 25 minutes.
It's not even that.
It's that that he just did
kind of despite me
and then was like,
absolutely not
to Gone Girl director's commentary,
which I feel is a completely
separate piece of media
and is you
you literally cannot
watch the commentary
without watching
the movie
yes you can
have you heard of
YouTube
that's not
that's not available
that's not
that's part and parcel
you can't like buy
the Gone Girl
director's commentary
I don't care about
physical media
you can't
you can't digitally
buy it
Mark the big question is physical media you can't you can't digitally buy it Mark
the big question is
who's
who's Zuckerberg
who's Eduardo
Saverin
and who's Sean Parker
on this podcast
that's what you gotta
answer for yourself
who gets
I know Chris
Chris is Sean Parker
I think I would
definitely be the one
who got diluted down
oh you think you're
Eduardo
yeah
but Eduardo still got like
literally $500 million.
No, because you two would just be like,
we're fucking killers!
And I'd be like,
I thought this was supposed to be fun.
You have a pick.
I'm going to take Social Network
in Oscar nominee.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to take
Zodiac and Thriller.
Okay.
But we can repeat with scenes and sequence.
Yes.
Okay.
So then I will take...
It's going to be interesting when we try to get people to vote on two different drafts for the same episode.
I deleted my notes, which is really stupid.
You got to do Command-Z.
Command-Z on the page. But she's doing it
in her notes app. Don't tell me what I do or how
to do.
Because you know I'm right!
Getting all defensive!
Just do Command-Z
on your notes app!
What does that do?
Start your computer in recovery mode.
I could not help you.
You can go fuck off.
I'm command Z-ing because what I do is I delete options.
Why don't you do this in Google Docs?
Yes, we all do that.
Command Z.
They'll come back.
Because then it's confusing to have two Google Docs up in the browser at the same time.
That's interesting.
I wonder if I should try that.
Yeah.
I have two Google Docs up in the browser and I trounce you guys in every draft.
So do you think
I can get through
the rest of this
draft without
directly addressing
him?
Or looking at
him?
Do you want this
to be your last
episode?
If you just
pretended he was
invisible.
Can you tell
Sean that I would like to draft?
Can you tell Sean that I have hit Command Z?
Did you try it?
Did you try to restore your notes?
I just said, yes, it worked.
You're really not going to look at him?
Are you sad?
Like, now we just get to talk. get to hang out this was because she couldn't
select the gone girl director's commentary this is what it's like this is the long
tale of youtube being like we're children of divorce now you're gonna feel like one too
yeah who do you want to live with mom or dad okay
so
I don't know
I guess what I'm gonna do here
are you gonna go for variety?
you're gonna have like two
really different
I'd like to remind you
that the suit and tie video
is still on the board
okay that was funny
I'll acknowledge that
remember that?
that was his last music video
yeah
10 years ago um I'll in
blockbuster I will
take gone girl and
in scene sequences I
will take the lake
scene from Zodiac
okay good picks
thank you um
now back to me
in blockbuster I will take seven okay you're the middle one i'm in the middle you're up
got two picks and thriller i'll take fight club okay can i can i do um the killer here based on
projected impressions on Netflix? No.
Unfortunately, something that has been destroyed.
For Blockbuster then.
You got some options.
I'll take Dragon Tap.
Okay.
Good pick.
In sequence, I'm taking I'm Coming Back for Everything.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Eduardo Showdown with Mark Zuckerberg and Sean Parker.
Lawyer up.
Which I think is just... Yeah, that's a good one.
I also...
I...
Mine from Social Network
would have been when
they're doing face mash.
Yeah.
And the cutting in
like the fight club.
Yeah, the finals clubs.
Yeah.
Not everybody has taken
their sequence yet, right?
Because we should do a quick
like what sequences
should we have taken?
Run down. Have you done your sequence yet? I have not. Oh, a quick, like, what sequences should we have taken? Rundown.
Have you done your sequence yet?
I have not.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so Dobbins has got two picks.
Sure.
So in Oscar nom, I'll take Mank.
Okay.
A film I enjoyed.
Man of Cypher is very good.
You know, I like old Hollywood.
I agree that this is like the more successful version of David Fincher working out his feelings about his dad.
You're trying to fuck this again?
Am I fucking this again?
Well, if you take what I think you'll take next, you will fuck it again.
Am I?
Keep going.
In Thriller?
Nope.
We're okay then.
I'm going to take The Killer.
Okay. That's good. Good Thriller? Nope. We're okay then. I'm going to take The Killer. Okay.
That's good.
Good job.
Thank you.
You better lawyer up, asshole.
That's what he says.
I know.
That's what people know it as.
Okay.
So I have a pick.
No, you've taken two?
Yeah, I took Mank and The Killer.
I think I really only have one place to go here,
which is Oscar nominee, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Yes.
So if I don't take that, I don't get one.
And that was really weirdly the hardest category
because those are the least beloved movies too in some ways.
Like they're in that kind of like five to nine range.
The Academy's relationship to David Finchercher is absolutely shameful speak on it it's i i mean he's frequently
not nominated zodiac not nominated um he when he is nominated let's see it's for performances like
gone girl was because of rosamund pike dragon tattoo was eligible because of runy mara both
great performances i like those actors but like was any of the rest of the filmmaking or anything in knowledge no it was not mink is like
i really like mink i'm glad to get it but it is in addition to being you know a screenplay
co-written with his or written by his father and then he he took a co-credit um like a traditional
academy play so that's the only time that they'll recognize that that or social network which they He took a co-credit. Like a traditional Academy play.
So that's the only time that they'll recognize it.
That or Social Network, which they at least nominated in a few categories, but then didn't give any awards.
He's never won an Oscar.
It's the Social Network King speech remains the ultimate sin.
It's up there with the Goodfellas, Dances with Wolves.
You know, like it's a nightmare.
And Dances with Wolves is a lot better than The King's Speech.
There aren't, to my
knowledge, that many, like, below-the-line
nominations.
They've started to come up more. I thought about this when we
saw The Killer and all of those
great below-the-line, you know, like, Ren Kleist, who's
his sound designer, is, like, Elvis Mitchell introduced
him as the greatest living sound designer in the world. Like, he
is truly at the top of the craft.
Eric Bezos Schmidt, now Kirk Baxter, his editor, you know, Angus Wall has won Oscars for his
editing on previous films. His below the line people have gotten love. But what I said to Chris
was, I think there's a good chance that David Fincher will die and all of his product like
department heads will have won Academy Awards and he will not. That's insane. That's insane because
he has not only identified those people, but he works very closely with those people
to make that work what it is.
I mean Atticus Ross and
Trent Reznor too.
Sure, yeah.
You know like
his ability to assemble talent
and hold those teams together
is also
puts him in a very rare class.
Okay.
Is it my turn?
It's my turn, right?
Yeah.
Your turn.
In the interest of
breadth of stuff
like because I don't
want to just pick
like the same movies
over and over again
for sequence shot
I'm going to do
the U-boat battle
in Benjamin Button
oh
oh
I have since having
not rewatched it
I don't even really
remember that well
it's just an incredible
like moment where
there's like a naval
battle in the middle
of the movie
and then I guess
I have
wild card and music video ad.
For wildcard, I am going to pick David Fincher's contributions
to the Truffaut-Hitchcock documentary,
where he speaks very lovingly of Hitchcock
and essentially is talking about himself.
It's talking about how his dad gave him this book,
Truffaut-Hitchcock, or Hitchcock, Hitchcock Truffaut as a seven year old and how he would just like look at the frame by frame breakdowns of scenes from sabotage or whatever and just, you know, realize like what filmmaking actually constituted and what he was seeing and what filmmakers were doing that made him feel certain ways and he also talks a lot
about perversion
and proclivities
and interests
and how they come
through your movies
no matter how much
you try to mask them
and it's just awesome
awesome filmmaking
chop shop there
really fun movie
I think it's on Tubi
it is on Tubi
yeah
it's a nightlight for me
it's something I fall asleep to
sometimes
that's nice
Hitchcock True Film
it's all my dads that's bad sleep.
That's bad sleep hygiene.
It's fucking Assayas coming in there.
It's Olivier Assayas,
Martin Scorsese,
James Gray,
David Fincher.
I can't remember.
There's like two or three other.
I love all of,
those are all very important men
to me and to the world at large
and certainly to the history of cinema.
But you need to learn
to fall asleep without a screen.
Oh, I fall asleep to screens too.
I know, you both do.
Why is it bad?
Because it messes with your sleep patterns.
When it ends, my TV stops
and then it turns off eventually. So I feel
like it automatically turns off.
It's not that it wakes you up, it's just that
your brain, the REM cycles, all this
sort of stuff. Maybe I want to be this way.
I think what we're
saying is I... Have you considered my agency be this way I think what we're saying is I have you considered my
agency in this I on behalf of the world at large would like you to be different I'm getting a lot
of positive feedback these days are you you know what the feedback I get is this is always the
feedback I get on everything I love this show so much but and what's the but you're a piece of
shit or you know what it's always like something you know completely peripheral
to what actually matters
but you know
invariably
you forgot to mention
that movie
yeah
the dumbest complaint
in podcasting history
um
okay
I'm going to take
uh
just because it's funny
I'm going to take
only the Nine Inch Nails
video from 2005
which is uh
strictly uh
digitally animated
version of
Trent Reznor's face
on a computer
which is
one of the weirdest
videos of all time
and I feel like
I guess this is how they met
or how they started collaborating
and
first of all
this song bangs
if you haven't heard
this Nine Inch Nails song
kind of mid-period
Nine Inch Nails
I'm a medium
Nine Inch Nails fan
certainly not an expert, but big fan of
this song. And this video
looks like a commercial
for Hewlett
Packard, but in a
cool way. One of the funniest things
in the history of Fincher's
works is when
in Dragon Tattoo, she goes to get
a replacement security
thing from a guy
who lives in an apartment in Stockholm
and it's just like a room full of computers
and he's like kind of an overweight
like hacker and he's wearing
a nine inch nail.
And meanwhile
Trent Reznor is making like
this music concrete like
stuff for adventure.
Okay.
Amanda.
My last two picks.
In music videos, I will take Freedom 90, which invented the supermodels.
And in wildcard, I will take the Gone Girl director's commentary.
Because I'm allowed to.
I guess I didn't really get to talk about Gone Girl uh
this movie fucking rules is so good and you know it's so entertaining it is a hilarious movie
about uh Ben Affleck and basically torturing Ben Affleck and I guess you know Ben Affleck
is a stand-in for all um pushover husbands or um and, and, and, and sad dudes.
And it's truly,
truly funny and messed up.
And the director's commentary just like kind of doubles down on it because it is,
it's talking about how they made the movie,
but also just making fun of Ben Affleck even more,
you know,
like Ben Affleck's in on the joke,
but it's,
it's not totally at his expense.
Uh,
but it does. Well, it's very entertaining and it
also kind of unlocks some of the perspective of the of the movie it's a movie that there probably
should be more of doesn't mean that there would be a movie as good as it like movies like it or
there should be more in this film like there should have been more to it it did really well financially yeah and it was a huge book with big big stars or at least a big star and
i still think that there's a market for a big glossy adaptation like this would automatically
be a series a mini series now there is no question that this wouldn't be a six-part series on max and this story works as a
movie this the adaptation of that book and the way that it changes the book the way that it lied some
things is perfect to me and it is what like hollywood was built on for 40 years right and it
in some ways kind of feels like the end of that this is what i feel similarly about dragon tattoo where it's like
dragon tattoos two and a half hours they cut out a lot of the stuff in the book about like these
in-depth investigations into hacking and swedish security and all this stuff and i think that that
movie fucking rips like it's so good but you could easily see the five episode six episode dragon tattoo yeah yeah it i mean it
also we're in this phase now i've been thinking a lot about adaptation especially since killers
of the flower moon which is like the more i think about it just like an incredible work of of like
adaptation as art because it's it's different and you know it takes all of the materials that
are there but it turns it into martin scorsese's vision of the story um rather than defines it in
some redefines it and it's been interesting to watch people who were book readers first
you know be frustrated be frustrated because instinctively when you've read a book and you
know i feel this way as well with all the
books that i read when you read it and i think i felt and i did feel this way about gone girl the
first time um you want it to be an honest we're not an honest but you want it to be the version
of you want to see what you imagine exactly yeah exactly like that's so yeah so not only do we live
in this time of you know 20 part miniseries or whatever but we also do we live in this time of, you know, 20-part miniseries or whatever, but we also do definitely live in, like, fan world time.
And so there is the instinct, in addition to stringing it out for as long as possible, to give the people exactly what they want.
Or to give people the world that they imagined.
I think that often sometimes comes at the expense of good art.
I think you're right.
I agree.
Thanks, guys.
I would say that I, as a Gone Girl reader
and a Gone Girl viewer,
I think that I would rather, in some ways,
come out of a movie like
Kills of the Flower Moon or Gone Girl
and be like, what an interesting take on that book.
Yeah, of course.
And I would, even though it is one of my favorite movies,
go see No Country and be like,
that is exactly what I saw in my head too. of my favorite movies go see No Country and be like that is exactly
what I saw in my head too
both can be good
yeah
both can be good
it's true though
I think it's harder
to make a good
faithful adaptation
well then it depends
on the material
yeah
I agree
some books are
very well suited to
and some books
are even written to be
yes
adapted
right that's true
I guess of a good
a good novel
most like sophisticated literary fiction just has way too many characters, way too many side doors.
There's too much thinking.
There's too much internal.
Yes, exactly. The interiority is hard to capture.
The killer's example is really interesting, though, because the way that book is paced is it's all about revelation.
Yeah.
And Killers of the Farm in the movie just dispenses with that in the first 10 minutes.
It's almost like they're waving a red flag at you
that's like,
it's these guys.
And that is
the ultimate inversion.
You almost never see that.
You never see
a movie adaptation
kind of reject
the formal structure.
And so,
they're interesting
counterexamples.
Gone Girl is pretty close,
right?
It's like pretty close
to the book.
It is very close,
but,
and even the way that it does
like the the perspective shifts between like the amy's diary and flashback i mean all of those
those flashbacks are so sinister and amazingly directed yeah um and then the reveal is awesome
like that that was another one of my potential sequences is like once you get to halfway and it's like it's i'm so happy now that i'm dead and it's how and the eating burgers and
stuff yeah and the flashback to like how she did all of it and then it segues into the cool girl
speech which is sort of the iconic gone girl moment it's really good it's very close the book
necessarily because it's written it's written from amy's
perspective from that character's perspective and this is a shifts a lot to ben yeah which
you know as the world's foremost ben affleck scholar and officiant and enthusiast that's great
but it is like this is an aficionado though do you not clarify yourself as an aficionado um
well i thought that that was a synonym of the word that I already said that I can't remember now.
So I was trying to.
This is podcasting.
Just saying words, hoping they're the right words.
I can't tell you how often that happens.
I know.
I'm just going to roll with this.
Okay, I have one more pick and then I think we should talk about honorable mentions in some fun categories.
I have to do my.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ad.
Oh, you didn't pick that yet.
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, is it my turn?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll do Dress Normal,
the one, it's a Gap ad
that Fincher made
about 10 years ago,
and it is the one that's set,
I think, at the Encino
driving range,
but I'm not sure.
Mm-hmm.
But it is a black and white
campaign that he did for Gap.
This one is a dude
in a bomber jacket
taking practice swings at a driving range while his...
Oh, this is the golf line.
Yeah, while his lady friend seductively dances
to old-time radio songs.
Yeah.
Yeah, wait a minute.
The Numero group reissue.
So those, I think that's a quartet of commercials.
Yeah, a lot of ones,
a guy running up the steps.
I believe this is his last
known commercial work.
I could be wrong about this,
and if I am wrong,
please correct me,
but there are four
short films, basically.
There's Golf,
which you've selected.
There's Drive,
where a young woman
takes her jeans,
like comes out of the rain soaking wet
gets into a car and takes her jeans off in the back seat of the car yep there's stairs yep and
then there's the kiss which is two people dancing and then they start making out these four commercials
are better than i do it's like what i think of when i think of the gap this is make out, you know. Is it?
Again, I will just allude to the killer and David Fincher's relationship to commerce.
Yeah. The incredibly tangled web we weave as people who think they have morals, values, and ethics.
And principles, yeah.
And then accept lots and lots of money from Nike and.
The Gap. The Gap The Gap
and many other corporations
and you know what?
Here we all are.
Honestly, who cares?
Who fucking cares?
Like really?
Like you really
really need to destroy
everything so badly
that David Fincher
makes this beautiful
commercial for us?
No.
Fuck off.
In Wildcard
I will take the game.
Cool.
Which somehow went undrafted
this second time around
and you just
like you believe in films
you know
I do
films only
what if films on the board
you're gonna take it
better than a commentary
I mean I love commentaries
but imagine you could have
an entire film
all to yourself
I did
I got both the film
and the commentary
you can't hear the dialogue
they're talking over it
I enjoy the
Gone Girl director's commentary
all David Fincher commentaries
and all behind the scenes
documentaries
are all exceptional
and worth watching
all interviews
are
seems like a great hang
he's very funny
yeah
I mean we're probably
understating just how funny
all of these movies are
so
we should go through
our honorable mentions
for sequence
or scene
because I think
we've left a lot
on the bone
right now
no one took What's in the Box it was on my list but Seven for sequence or scene. Because I think we've left a lot on the bone right now.
No one took What's in the Box.
It was on my list,
but Seven was gone the first time around and the second time around
I could take the lake scene from Zodiac.
I just wanted to diversify my portfolio
by taking the Benjamin Button sequence.
Have you ever gone as Sloth from Seven for Halloween?
I'm doing it right now.
You should see underneath the sweatshirt.
What other scenes?
I love when the game begins
and the talking news anchor starts addressing
The clown on the front step.
The clown.
I love the end of Seven
where he's like,
explain to me.
What am I not understanding? John Dole has the upper hand. No, I love the end of seven where he's like, explain to me. What am I not understanding?
John Dole has the upper hand.
No, I mean,
I'm sorry.
The end of the game
and also the end of this
and at the end of seven.
And then what else
did I have here
is written down.
I think they all got picked.
I mean,
what was your own
or shared diluted down
to the taxi driver,
murderer?
I mean,
any number of things from Fight Club.
The basement scene.
In Zodiac.
From Zodiac?
Yeah.
You have that coming down as well.
You know, I reference that California doesn't really have basements all the time.
And that's another one where it's not like as widely shared a reference.
I think everyone else would be like, oh yeah, Zodiac.
And it's like mostly blank stairs.
Not enough people have seen Zodiac. I guess not, yeah culture also from zodiac door to door i've walked it yeah that's
the final sequence conversation between gyllenhaal and ruffalo is i almost like stood up and started
applauding when that sequence ended i was like jesus there's you can't do better though it's not
like a very flashy sequence but when um ruffalo and Elias Kataeus
and Anthony Edwards interview the killer.
Arthur Lee Allen.
Arthur Lee Allen.
And he's just like basically like
how I would have done it if I had done it.
Yeah.
He's like, those knives were in my trunk
because I was carving up chickens.
Yeah.
I had the cab ride in the game
and the cab ride
in Zodiac
cabs
yeah
both of which are really cool
Henley Royal Regatta
from Social Network
that's a good one
really good
um
Desi's murdering Gone Girl
oh yeah
when she slashes him
yeah
that's like a
and then
then the way it plays out
all the way through
when she kind of
comes home
covered in blood and then tells her story.
I was watching Gone Girl the other night and the,
I'm that C word scene is so fucking good.
It's so good.
Is that when they're reunited right before the,
yeah,
yeah,
it's really good.
Um,
I've killed for you scene.
Yeah,
that's that.
What about the breakup at the beginning of social network?
Yeah, that was on my list as well.
It's kind of Fincher and Sorkin at their best together.
Any other nominees?
No, I think we mentioned all of them.
We've got 19 minutes here before I have to go to my meeting.
Okay.
What else do you want to say?
Do you feel like we can heal?
Well, can I ask a quick non-meta question?
Well, not even look at me.
It's meta, but do you think that this is an interesting execution of the draft format?
Is the sort of...
It not working?
No, I don't.
Like, death pool, kind of.
Yeah.
I thought it was a worthy experiment.
Yeah.
We're on, like, a LAR 50 at the draft or something.
What draft is this?
We started in 2020, right?
You're the one with the spreadsheets.
If we did one a month since the spring of 2010,
it's got to be in the 30s or 40s at this point.
It's a lot.
What would you like to draft next?
Well, he said Julia Roberts movies.
That would honestly get really thin.
When we did the Hall of Fame,
there was just like a 15-year run. Oh, oh yeah but she does have a new movie coming out did you happen to
catch bill simmons's proclamation about the most entertaining actress of the 1990s no the rewatchable
which which episode on the in the line in the line of fire i'm i'm part way through it you know but
the i had to listen to you talk about the Pigeon Tunnel.
So that jumped up and then I needed some recap on the way here.
So I haven't made my way back to it, but I'll get to it.
You know, I'm always listening.
Thanks.
Do I like it?
I don't know, but I'm always listening.
Julia Roberts movies.
Is it a similar issue with Fincher?
Yeah, no.
And there are fewer good ones.
You have one like on the lineup for later this year
that is sort of my dream,
but I'm also pretty stressed out about it.
Was it rom-com?
Yeah.
I kind of took it off because they moved the movie.
Oh, because it was for the Glenn Powell movie?
Right, yeah.
I mean.
Do you think we should do the rom-com?
I kind of wanted to do it with us and
Juliet and Bill. Yeah, no, I think that's great.
Should we do a holiday movie draft?
We did that. Oh, we did? Yeah.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
We're burning ourselves out.
This is draft number 41.
Okay. 41.
So what I do want to do in December
is... Should we draft our shared friends?
Friends?
That's good. in December is... Should we draft our shared friends? Oh.
That's good.
In December,
I want to do
the 2020 movie draft,
which I think is
insanely hard.
Yeah.
Because of COVID.
Yeah, no, we remember.
Chris and I watched
The Morning Show,
so we have not forgotten.
We have constant reminders
of what's going on.
How's it going?
What's been going on with it?
Yeah, so I'm not quite caught up.
I'm behind, too.
Yeah.
It's been hard for me
to get over the January 6th stuff.
That was really bad.
Because it resonated
so deeply with you.
I just saw myself
literally in it.
Yeah.
I've kind of blocked off
that they're still making episodes,
and then I have a friend
who texts me,
like, on Tuesday night,
and he's just like morning show is
bad again and I'm just like fuck there's another episode
that I haven't seen
was it like did it ever become good
they started
this season with
the like they were doing their version
of the Sony hack
and that had a lot of potential
and it will shock you to learn
that that potential has not been realized.
Yeah, there was like, they had it and they were like,
you're just basically like the ramifications of this would be the entire season
and then they just drop it, honestly.
Yeah.
Do you feel like Sean is a dick to you a lot?
Or do I just bring that out in him?
Not in the way that he's a dick.
No, I actually don't.
Yeah.
I don't.
I don't. Yeah.'t i don't yeah i also
like you're special it's hard to be friends with somebody that you work with all the time because
you have to be used to their professional rhythms as well as their personal rhythms now speak on
that that's no that's insane are you kidding nobody understands the balancing act that we
agree that is actually maybe only to us but it is interesting it's i think i'm a personally pretty
steady person,
but Sean has seen me in professional peaks and valleys and moments of true volatility.
In moments where I've forgotten a nicotine patch
or haven't eaten yet or got mad and tore a legal pad in half.
I have both of your backs until you die,
but I have Chris's back in a hurricane while battling afghanistan
yeah terrorists you know what i mean like it's a it's a there's a there's tears yeah there's tears
of love thanks for sharing that on the podcast what will happen to me in afghanistan well if you
if you clock another seven years working with me the way chris has yeah and frankly chris
chris is willing to accept more bullshit from me
than anybody.
I know,
but that's why you need me.
I mean,
I agree.
That's why you're here.
We're doing it.
We're doing it together.
But is it thankless?
Right?
Like,
do you feel like,
you know,
you deserve a parade
in the victory
of the Canyon of Heroes?
Professionally,
yes.
He shows up
when he has to. He knows
how to... He can be
much nicer in personal life.
And he's gotten...
I don't think David Fincher would enjoy this.
I don't. You want to know why we're doing
this? Because we don't really know anything about David Fincher.
He doesn't have a letterbox account.
I don't know if he plays fantasy football.
That's why I love him. Do you think he
watches the NFL?
I'm sure he does.
He feels like a guy who just likes Mike McDaniel a lot.
I'm a little reluctant to explore what are David Fincher's hobbies,
if I'm being honest with you,
because they could be quite unusual. Because if you watch the title sequence for Dragon Tattoo,
they seem to come from a place of deep knowledge.
It's funny that you mention deep knowledge. I was thinking,
it's funny that you mentioned that because I was thinking
about this re-watching
Fight Club last night
because obviously,
you know,
the famous Ikea sequence
near the beginning of the movie
where he's kind of,
the Edward Norton character
is buying everything
in his house
and is filling up
his house catalog style
in real time.
And on the one hand,
it's obviously
a massive mockery
of this consumerist impulse
to buy things
to not feel
and to feel complete
by making purchases.
But, you know that David Fincher has an immaculately designed and architected home you know that he
has cars are exactly what he wants them to be so so much of the criticism and the jokes in the
movies is self-abnegating you know it's clearly self-parody if he just has like a lazy boy
directly in front of a tv with a beverage holder in it.
And that's it.
If he's just George went from cheers at home.
He's living in the breaking bad apartment.
If you could meet Dr.
Fincher,
what would you say to him?
Honestly,
what are your favorite restaurants in LA right now?
What do you think he likes
well i i have i've previously mentioned i saw david fincher at all time it's a restaurant i
also really like uh and i just i trust david fincher as he does in all walks of life to have
a great bullshit detector so he's not gonna you know, some cavernous, like, place where they do things differently, you know?
Yep.
It's, I think that he and I have a similar level of patience and...
Do you?
Yeah.
I would invert that.
Oh.
David Fincher is more than happy to do 80 takes of one shot.
Yeah, do you want to do 80 takes of one shot yeah do you want to do 80
takes of this podcast to to win yes to get it right yeah but you haven't like i don't you don't
deal with editor amanda ever i have yeah but i like don't really bring it for you and the way
that i bring it for other people i i would like to get it right. And I would like to get it right my way.
And my least favorite part of every single editing project
is the part when the people come in and they're like,
well, how much do you care about this note?
And I was like, my answer is I care about it
or I didn't give it.
So in that sense, I relate to David Fincher.
This is a great opportunity to announce
your feature directorial debut debut Satan's Teacup
which you've been working on
for several decades.
Six nights at Freddy's.
What filmmaker
do you think
you most resemble
as a professional?
Or as an editor
we can keep that
those parameters.
Nora Ephron.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No I
I obviously relate a lot as Amanda predicted to the like unscrupulous
perfectionism that is actually just hiding like a wave of regret and doubt.
And that is obviously like, I think clearly powering a lot of what he does.
It's overcompensatory, but it creates results that
work. And like, I have always been super class conscious, super intellect conscious, super like,
I don't know why that's the case. Probably some combination of the circumstances in which I was
raised and the DNA that I have. But he strikes me as a person who is like, I'm smarter than
everybody, but it's important that people know that I'm smarter than everybody.
You think he thinks that?
Absolutely.
You see the way he communicates with people?
He's so wry and cutting.
You wouldn't do that
if you weren't more confident.
Sure.
If you were more confident,
you'd just be like,
I don't care.
You'd be Stanley Kubrick.
You'd be like,
I don't do interviews.
Well, he doesn't really do interviews.
Yeah.
He does.
He does.
He's been interviewed dozens of times.
I thought he did the Mank promo, like, I'm going to try and win one here.
But, like, I would be, you know.
But why?
Why would he care about that?
I don't know.
Because it's his dad.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's funny.
I don't pick up the doubt as much as you do.
I mean, obviously, it's there a little bit.
But there is.
He's the kind of person, though, who really doesn't want to be asked, what does it all mean?
Yeah. Like, he relies on there's an incredible
and crucial line
in the killer
which is that
skepticism is often
mistaken for cynicism
which is like
definitional for me
like when that character
says that
but I don't believe
that the character
actually believes that
I believe that the cynicism
is protecting
a lot
because it protects
a lot for me
am I over reading it? it's possible it's possible but I do really relate to a lot because it protects a lot for me. Am I overreading it?
It's possible.
It's possible.
But I do really relate to a lot of the way that he approaches the work, the world, the
way that he talks about the work.
I like, I think the thing that I love about him, even if I don't necessarily see myself
in it, this is strange, is he keeps the main thing, the main thing.
And he has a very, like his attitude on the reason they do 80 takes,
he's like, do you have somewhere else you need to be?
Like why?
Like we're making a movie.
Let's get it right.
Let's get it so that we have.
Amen.
And he'll be like, you know, like this guy's going to be at this energy level
and this guy's going to be at that energy level.
And, you know, it might be traumatizing and it may be hard,
but it's not supposed to be easy or everybody would do it.
That's why you wanted him
to direct the Marvels.
But I probably personally
am closer to Clint Eastwood
two takes now that's long.
I was like, I think we got it.
But that's because you have...
And then every once in a while
I make Mr. Grover
and it's great.
That's what I was going to say.
Do you think that's because
like Clint, you are... I don't want to say confident to a fault because that's not the point. You're sort of like, I was going to say. Do you think that's because like Clint, you are,
I don't want to say confident to a fault because that's not the point.
You're sort of like,
I know I got it.
No,
but I think that I probably have a way more like
my life's work is an accumulation of days.
And so like what you have to do
is just like go on to the next one.
And we'll like,
if that one wasn't good you'll get
maybe you get it back on Thursday hard hat mentality that's why you're so relatable
that's why there are hordes that follow you you're just one of them chief among them being
Knox leading a legion of aging men do you guys want to read your picks
for the second version of the draft?
Sure.
I'll go first
since you guys are opening your laptops.
In Thriller, I got Zodiac.
In Sequence,
I got You Better Lawyer Up Asshole
from the Social Network.
In Music Video or Commercial,
I got Only by Nine Inch Nails.
In Blockbuster, I got Seven.
In Oscar Nominee,
I got The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
And in Wild Card,
I got The Game.
Amanda. In Thriller, I got The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and in wildcard I got The Game Amanda
in thriller
I got The Killer
in sequencer scene
I got The Lake Scene
from Zodiac
in music video
or commercial
I got Freedom 90
in blockbuster
I got Gone Girl
in Oscar nominee
I got Mank
and in wildcard
I got the Gone Girls
director's commentary
I got movies
in all the categories
this time around
in thriller
I got Fight Club.
In Sequence or Scene, I took the U-Boat Battle and Benjamin Button.
In Music Video, I took Golf, The Gap, Dress Normal.
In Blockbuster, I took Dragon Tat.
In Oscar Nominee, Social Network.
And in Wild Card, David Fincher talking about Hitchcock in the Hitchcock True Faux Doc.
Bobby, you feel good about this episode?
Bob, are you
you a Fincher guy?
I love Fincher
yeah but I don't relate
to him
like his process
in the same way that
maybe Sean does
or I guess Amanda
in editing does
but I mean
I love his movies
and in life
yeah
yeah
I don't
I don't have that
level of
underlying intensity
you don't have the
don't fuck this up energy that Amanda and I both bring to many experiences.
I don't know if that's true.
I guess you don't have the energy, but you don't fuck things up, Bobby.
That's one of the things that I love and appreciate about you is you just like get it right.
And we don't have to have the conversation, you know?
We were just discussing this with Bobby this week.
Exactly.
And that's true with Sean too.
I'm more of a Chazelle and Sean is my J.K. Simmons.
Yeah.
The circle is complete,
because trust me,
I have been the Miles Teller in that scenario.
Okay.
Bob, thanks for your work on this podcast.
You're the producer, as always.
What are we doing next?
Oh, yeah, we're talking about Priscilla next.
Yeah.
We actually already talked about Priscilla.
Should we re-record that one to get it better?
We probably could do it again.
87 times.
I just have to say the metaphorical resonance
of doing the Fincher draft
twice over
to get the right take
is good stuff.
It's beautiful.
That was kind of the idea.
Yeah.
So thank you for recognizing
the idea.
Yeah.
CR, thank you.
Yeah, my pleasure.
Do you have to pee again?
Are you okay?
No, I'm good.
I was just clearing out.
I know it's meeting time for you.
It is meeting time
so you guys are going to
do the killer on the 10th
you are invited
you want to come in
I will be there
okay
I will just say
it might be top 5 for me
might be for me too
I'm seeing it again
on Monday guys
you're welcome to join me
at the Alamo Draft House
I want to see it again
in the theaters
before it's not in theaters
anymore
what a sin
isn't that a shame close personal friends of mine did not me at the Alamo Draft House. I want to see it again in the theaters before it's not in theaters anymore. What a sin.
Isn't that a shame?
Okay.
Close personal friends of mine did not
did not know
that it was in theaters.
It's a travesty.
No, I mean,
that part really sucks.
It's just absolutely devastating.
Anyway,
thanks so much
for listening to this podcast.
We'll see you next week. Thank you.