The Big Picture - The Harrison Ford Hall of Fame
Episode Date: June 27, 2023Sean and Amanda are joined by Chris Ryan to discuss the life, legacy, and wonder of one of our great movie stars: Mr. Harrison Ford himself. On the cusp of the release of 'Indiana Jones and the Dial... of Destiny,' it’s time to choose the 10 essential Harrison Ford films for our hall. Hosts: Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins Guest: Chris Ryan Producer: Bobby Wagner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm Sean Fennessey.
I'm Amanda Dobbins.
And this is the Big Picture, a conversation show about Harrison Ford.
Today, we're discussing the life, legacy, and wonder of one of our great movie stars,
Mr. Harrison Ford himself, on the eve of the release of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
and presumably the final indie film,
it's time we chose 10 essential Harrison Ford films for our Hall of Fame
to help us do so.
Our very own archaeological smuggler, Chris Ryan.
Hello, Chris.
Did you ever know anybody in school who majored in archaeology?
I did not.
And do you think that anyone who did a major in archaeology
did it because of Indiana Jones?
I did know people who are archaeology majors because I, well...
Because you went to such an amazing institution.
No, because as I don't know whether you know that I was a classics major.
I do know that.
And so there was a subset.
There was a professor who was like technically an archaeologist,
but you couldn't really do a lot of archaeology,
one in New Hampshire and two in the climate.
Like I meant sociopolitical,
but also I think ecological climate
where I attended college.
So I didn't know someone.
You go digging around in New Hampshire,
you just find a bunch of Keystone Light cans.
Yeah, exactly.
That's true.
But yeah, I think Indiana Jones was probably part of it.
Did you consider it?
No.
I just, I straight up did.
So you didn't even have a bit ready for this prompt.
I always knew that my life was going to be in the arts.
I see.
Yeah.
And look at how far you've come.
I did want to address one thing quickly before we get into Harrison Ford,
which is that yesterday, Chris, you informed me that you joined a gym.
Yeah, yeah.
That you-
Wait, what? Yeah. Why is that a big deal? You informed me that you joined a gym. Yeah. Yeah. That you- Wait, what?
Yeah.
Why is that a big deal?
You didn't tell me.
How am I learning about this now?
This is where we update each other.
Okay.
All right.
Tell me everything.
Okay.
So right before we began recording, I'm still getting over an illness, which listeners of
this show may have heard last week on Mike.
And Chris noted that as we both get older, I will be getting weaker.
Yes.
And more sick bound. As Alice poisons you with her many diseases., I will be getting weaker and more sick bound.
As Alice poisons you with her many diseases.
And you will be getting what?
Ripped.
Ripped.
Stronger and tighter.
Chris, you don't have to name the gym, but okay, let's start.
National chain or local gym?
Local gym.
Mom and pop.
Mom and pop.
Are you working with someone there or is it self-directed?
I think I probably will, but right now I'm just, it's like a self-education.
Okay.
Much like my life has been.
Follow-up question about this.
Is it actually just a basement in a private residence?
There's a guy who watches me on the treadmill.
Is there a large German woman?
All right.
What's our program so far? What school
of fitness? So far it's just cardio. I'm just trying to get in shape. I feel like Europe
took away a couple of years from my life and also added a couple of pounds. And I'm just trying to
shed a little belly fat before it's beach season. Oh, really? Okay. I'm trying to get in the Harrison
Ford state of mind. Exactly. One of our most ripped movie stars. Yeah. Okay. So just cardio. So far. Treadmill. Yeah. And steps. And oh, steps, but no elliptical. Not yet. Okay.
How are your knees doing? This is literally this. I've gone twice. It's joined like Sunday. Yeah.
Okay. My knees are fine. Everything's going great. Everything's fine. What's your vibe
at the gym? Are you like, are you speaking with other people are you in and out fucking windhorst okay i was gonna say podcast or music is a big podcast i'm just like just keep
saying damian lillard over and over again while i walk you don't like that what do you should i be
listening to taylor's version i do think that people who list to listen to podcasts while
running specifically are psychotic i agree with, when do you listen to the watch?
Running on the treadmill.
When I'm driving.
Running on the treadmill is music.
Oh, I thought you always would go out for a jog and listen to it.
No, no, no, no.
I listen to music when I run.
And then when I am driving or when I'm pushing my son around in the stroller forever,
I listen to the watch.
You listen to me and you talk about erotica.
Yes, exactly.
Can I tell you how I listen to the watch?
You don't.
Alone in a room, hands folded quietly as soon as it's published.
And I sit there until completion.
I listen at 0.5 speed.
And then do you tap all the ads?
I do.
Just to make sure.
I check in.
I say, Chris sent me.
Thank you for your service, CR and Andrew.
Promo code watch.
I do.
Please send me another SimpliSafe.
Yep.
And then I send
several messages
to the various message boards
interested in your activities.
Are they positive
or are you the person
who's just like
I like to flip back and forth.
Like once again
Chris brings the heat
on the idol.
Thank you sir.
And then I go the other way
and I say Chris is really
working overtime
to defend this piece of garbage
but I want there to be
as much communication
about you as possible
in the world.
Thanks.
You remember the gym?
No.
My husband wants me, which is like,
well, partially, I just need to know literally everything.
I'm actually not done with my Chris gym questioning,
but we can like-
I think we need to move it a little bit.
We can do it halfway through.
I just want to know about like future programs
and whether you contemplated strength training.
I thought about boxing.
I'm looking at the most ripped guy I know.
So Bob, is there anything- When do you graduate to the RFK junior program? Oh,. I'm looking at the most ripped guy I know. So, Bob, is there anything...
When do you graduate to the RFK Junior Program?
Oh, where I'm just lifting in jeans?
Yeah.
Just only incline pressing, though.
And only six reps.
So, are you a Bobby lifting truther
that you think he was like...
that he was struggle lifting
and there was no way he was getting through that set
and that they pretended like he had been crushing it?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you take video of the whole thing?
Why wouldn't you
post the video
of the heaviest thing
that you did?
This is the arena
that they constructed.
Maybe he's just trying
to be open.
If you ask me to question everything,
I'm going to question your lifts.
Yeah.
Open and transparent
with his lifts.
I have two follow-ups.
One, we'll be recording
a movie auction
in about 10 days.
And when we do so,
we need a complete update
on your progress.
Do you want me to weigh in
before I do it?
I think you should. I think you should give us your vitals.
I thought you were going to add like a push-up challenge since Bobby will also still be here,
right?
Like a showdown versus Bobby? I would not recommend that for Chris.
I didn't say that. All I was doing, I'm so bored of walking in my neighborhood that I
just want to walk on a machine. That's literally like the impetus for this.
I see.
Have you considered interval training?
I don't even know what that is. I'm really like,
I have always been exactly the same person. I'm really invested in your beach body.
And so, can I be your trainer?
I want to just do one more bout of inspiration for you.
Let's actually share your vitals with us.
We'll post them on social media.
And then if you drop even one half of one pound,
I will get a special dispensation from Daniel Ek that you can
come to the office shirtless
every day. What do you say?
Okay. I think I have that
power. You've cast a lot of aspersions on the
bulking pod, but look at that great conversation
that we just had with Chris. So much potential.
How much of it is about bulking and how much of it is about
Chris? And how much of it is about Robert Kennedy Jr.?
Wonderful timing.
And now may be the time
to launch the show.
Exactly.
Now that lifting
has hit the political space.
I do, honestly,
here is the formula
for the show.
It's you and Craig
talk Chris
through his season
of bulking and lifting.
Exactly.
And he brings back
up to...
That's right.
Oh my God,
this would bring me
and him even closer.
Exactly.
How do we pivot?
How do we go to Harrison Ford now?
Well, do you think
Harrison Ford has to work out?
Yes.
I don't.
I think he is...
Because, you know,
famously Harrison Ford,
80 years old,
legend of Hollywood,
was a carpenter
before he was a movie star.
Much like Jesus.
Truly, much like Jesus.
And plucked out of obscurity. Is that confirmed that Jesus was a carpenter or was Joseph a movie star. Much like Jesus. Truly, much like Jesus. And plucked out of obscurity.
Is that confirmed
that Jesus was a carpenter
or was Joseph a carpenter
and then they were like,
didn't you talk about this
on the Grail pod?
Let's go find the Grail
and we'll tap into
its infinite resources
and we'll find out
the answer to your question.
I'm not sure if there,
did Jesus exist?
Is it probably a bigger question?
I mean, you don't get
a lot of stories
of him building things.
He breaks tables
he throws them right um but jesus or harrison jesus okay well i'm just saying but like in the
texts they're recognized anyway i'm not as familiar with the the off uh label texts but
in like king arthur the legend of king arthur no there are other no there are other
gospels that are not recognized gospels okay well there are sorry i'm a classics major
oh excuse me you know what that could have been
i think i think indiana jones probably knows about the unrecognized probably does okay
um but yeah he doesn't,
he's not really building a lot.
Do you,
so you think,
or woodworking,
I should say.
Despite Harrison Ford's,
you know,
a beautiful face.
But do you think
despite Harrison Ford's
carpentry background,
he still has to work out?
Because I think
the implication is
that this is a manly man,
a representation of masculinity
the likes of which
we've never seen
in a very insouciant way.
Not overstating it. Not bulging muscles.
No RFK Jr. bullshit here.
It's the kind of body that came out of America
in the 60s and 70s when you just worked
on your car and surfed.
Which you don't relate to whatsoever.
No, I mean, I long for it.
I aspire for it.
My car doesn't need any work. Or if it does, I just take it to a guy.
They don't let you in the cars anymore.
You know what I mean?
What do you mean they don't let you?
You can't get into the restrictor plates anymore.
Do you know what you're talking about right now?
When did you first lay eyes on Harrison Ford?
Do you remember?
It's got to be The Fugitive.
I think because famously my parents didn't like sit me down at seven and say Amanda here's Star Wars
But I think they would have been like hey, we're watching The Fugitive tonight, you know, and you're nine but whatever come on in
So I the Fugitive looms large. It was the type of you know
My parents watch Law and Order and and legal dramas and I got to watch all of them
So they were interested in The Fitive as lawyers from the legal perspective.
Yeah, and the enforcement of the law, sure.
How do the federal marshals really operate?
Exactly.
And then probably working backwards.
But middle-aged Harrison Ford, which is interesting as we do the Hall of Fame
because I just had a sensational time
preparing for this podcast i gotta say you're really enjoying yourself i mean has anyone done
it better like there was not a movie where i was like i don't really feel like watching that every
single one just banger after banger like maybe the king of the rewatchables in my opinion that
was going to be a question i asked you both yeah i i think so so but as i was doing
that i like kept googling how old is harrison ford in this movie 38 40 42 45 50 what a guy
did your parents middle age pill you by making you attracted to older men and then 35 years later you only wanted to cite 70 somethings in
your cool guys podcast i came up with it i thought a lot about that i took your feedback okay thank
you and deemed it mostly wrong but it at least illuminated a quality of coolness to me which is
i mean this is not rocket science. Confidence
is like a, is a central part of actually being cool. And there's nothing more confident than
a guy who has to get up 14 times in the middle of the night to urinate. Okay. So we're reflecting
on ourselves there and we can work on some, you know, abdominal exercises if you want to do that.
I don't know, but it's like a 28-year-old, the older you get,
the more insecure all young people seem. So, you know, you can see the cracks. So it is a bit of
a sliding scale, but that's okay. Was it Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
It was Han Solo. I was going to ask you, one of my prompts that I wrote down was when you close
your eyes and you think of Harrison Ford, what
character are you seeing? Han holding the blaster.
That's exactly what I see. But that doesn't mean that
that's his definitive performance or
whatever. It's just like that was how I was introduced
to him and that was, I think
him and Bill Murray. I was like
those are the two poles of my
existence. Bill Murray is the funniest
person I've ever seen and Harrison
Ford is the coolest person I've ever seen in the 80s.
Probably pretty close for me as well.
It's interesting though as you get older
and you start to think about, even if not his best performances,
the ones that maybe start to mean
more because I
re-watched Star Wars for this podcast, which
you're welcome everybody. I watched
Star Wars, A New Hope,
and it just takes too long for Han to show up.
I'm just going to put that out there. I just could have used him a little sooner in the movie.
It's like 35 minutes in?
And for the first time in my life, I was like,
is Star Wars A New Hope good?
Oh, come on.
Are you serious?
Well, it was the first time I really felt its age.
Of course, it's good.
It's amazing.
But it looked different on my TV.
Its pace felt a little different to me.
This is what you're bringing to the start of the Harrison Ford episode?
No, no.
I don't know if it was you or who is good.
Do you want me to talk more about the non-canonical gospels?
Like, what are we doing here?
I'm not trying to cast aspersions on Star Wars.
I think it's the first time, though, that I felt something that I've heard other people say,
which is that those movies now feel like they were made 50 years ago,
which they effectively were.
Essentially were.
And now it's equivalent to
when Star Wars came out
seeing the jazz singer
for the first time.
You know, it's like,
wow, that's a radically
different version of...
Now, the stories are very similar
to what we see today,
but Harrison Ford in the movie
has not aged a day.
I mean, that performance
is still perfect.
And he's just perfect.
He's doing Rio Bravo.
It's like a classical cool guy.
Dean Martin, yeah. What makes him a classical cool guy. Dean Martin.
Yeah.
What makes him special in your eyes?
Charisma.
I mean, obviously, he's also incredibly handsome and has had a pretty great track record,
or it did at least for 25 years of picking the right projects,
which is important.
And it's very funny and cool,
as Chris said, but there's just like a screen presence. There is like some sort of energy
that's around him that draws everyone, including me, to him.
What about for you?
I think he makes the impossible plausible. I think he is like an everyman capable of anything.
And so that's like, you watch his big,
he's the president.
He's a guy who jumps off of a dam.
He is Han Solo.
He finds the grail.
He does things you can't do,
but he looks like a guy you might see
on the street in Chicago doing it
or a guy you might see
teaching in a class
or working at a bar.
I mean, if you walked into a bar
and Harrison Ford at age 48 was bartending holy shit there you go yeah you know would it matter
that he was just a bartender no i mean throw it all away take care of nox you're living with
grandma and grandpa now um no that's the thing there's just a charge around him yeah you know
and like and a lot of the characters that
he plays are to chris's point like implausible or unremarkable or just average you know people
until harrison ford like brings the magic along yeah he can sell a lot of absolutely ridiculous
dialogue he can sell a lot of completely silly and he is like the tiniest bit in on the
joke you know there's a little bit of self-awareness but still committing to the situation you just
want to be around him yeah i had a lot of fun revisiting some of the 90s movies because it's
at that time that he's really playing with his screen persona and what the expectations of him
are and i'm not sure if that was because
he was a little bored with his persona
or he was just trying to mix things up,
try different genres,
but he seems to always have a consciousness.
And even though Han Solo and Indiana Jones
are these outlandish, larger-than-life iconic roles,
most of his other movies,
he's basically playing a cop, a lawyer, a doctor,
these very kind of typical American male jobs.
It's probably, I was trying to think of all the Hall of Fames that you guys have done,
that I've done with you, or even just the sort of long form actor surveys that we've done,
how unique he is in that.
He doesn't really have a one for the books Academy Award winning performance track record.
It's not like he's like, oh, and he did Panic in Needle Park and Serpico
and then did like movie star roles.
It's like he has basically been a movie star since you see him in American Graffiti.
You're like, well, that's fucking happening.
You know, like this guy is like, you know, he pops right off the screen.
He's done, he's basically kind of invents franchise acting in some ways.
And he never has really even been in the conversation for an award, has he?
He's been nominated for an Oscar once.
It is an absolute fucking travesty.
Was it Witness?
It was Witness.
It was Witness, which I can't wait to talk about.
It will come up, yeah.
There are a few roles in the 1980s where it is a little confusing why he is not nominated.
No, I think he is not recognized
for a lot of the genre stuff that he does.
And you can make the case retroactively
that the Oscars historically overlooks
those kinds of movies.
But that, you know,
crafting the Indiana Jones character
is a major work of movie making.
You know, it's like,
it's critical to the history of movies
and is worthy of those conversations.
But those movies are not usually recognized.
I do think he's overlooked a couple times, though,
in the 80s and 90s for parts that...
Even in something as mainstream as The Fugitive,
it's like Tommy Lee Jones won for The Fugitive
and Harrison Ford wasn't even nominated.
So I don't know if that's...
Was Michael Douglas nominated for Fatal Attraction?
I don't think so.
I was going to say, because Harrison Ford,
you could make the argument
he should have been nominated for Presumed Innocent.
Yeah.
Oh, definitely.
I hear an argument about it.
We will get to that.
I got to answer the Michael Douglas question now that you asked it.
No, he wasn't.
He wasn't nominated at all.
He does have two Oscars, though.
Can you remember which two Oscars Michael Douglas has?
Wall Street.
Wall Street for Best Actor.
What's his other Oscar?
China Syndrome.
Oh, no.
He got a Best Picture, didn't he?
He did.
For producing... One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest that's correct yeah uh that's a great trivia question
okay do you want to do you want to start is there anything else we should say about he's been quite
a few films i've seen all of them except for the first two i think i've seen most of them i couldn't
revisit all of them because there were so many but it was really fun i gotta tell you between
toggling between this and then Mission Impossible prep,
because Mission Impossible is on the horizon,
just what a time to be a student of popular 80s and 90s cinema.
You know what I'm saying?
Just we really, we came of age in the best time.
Well, and you could kind of see that reflected in Harrison's IMDb.
It's true. Where he's just
blossoming in the 80s and 90s, and then
like many of us, had a tough 2000s.
Yeah, we will get to that.
Oh, I wanted to ask a question.
Yeah.
Do we want to have any restrictions
on how many times we go back to any
franchise wells? I'm glad you asked this question.
I am open-minded about this.
I think it's a complicated issue
because you can make the case
that we are 60% done with this exercise off the rip
because we have three Star Wars films
and three Indiana Jones movies
that are massively critical to his career in Hall of Fame.
So if we want to have a little bit wider aperture here,
we just say one Star Wars movie and one indie movie.
That's boring.
I think we need to go each one on its merits.
That is a hardcore Last Crusade fan
who desperately wants Last Crusade.
Yeah, you've got two people across the table from you
who are interested in the Grail and also blimps, you know?
Oh, are you into blimps?
Yeah.
I told you I was with, I think, I think that a restaurant on a blimp
sounds like a great way to spend a Saturday.
So, but only as like a leisure activity, not as a transportation.
I did have one note for you on that podcast,
which was that you kept confusing the concept of 125 miles an hour and 125 miles a day.
He really threw me off by being like, I do not care for the cup of Christ.
And I also don't want luxury in my travel.
Right.
Knox, I'm so sorry.
But mommy went to a blimp restaurant and died in a fire.
And Uncle Sean and Aunt Eileen are taking care of you now.
How do you feel about that?
Where's Zach?
He was the restaurant. He was at the restaurant.
He was on a blimp.
Yeah, because we went to him.
He didn't warrant an instruction.
Yeah, Zach.
Zach likes adventure.
We're erasing him now.
Mommy, Amanda,
and that guy who's always around.
This is a public service announcement
and a desperate plea.
Do not go on a blimp.
I'm begging you.
Do not get on a blimp.
They have updated the technology in almost 100 years.
The Google guy is building blimps?
Yeah, exactly.
We just watched the inversion of this at the bottom of the ocean.
All due respect, I do think that the Google guy probably has a little bit more going for him
than the dude who's just like, I'm building my own sub.
I'm not prepared to cast aspersions on the Google guy, but careful.
Okay.
Careful siding with big tech
on these issues.
We've seen this go badly before.
That's all I'm saying.
Just don't get on blimps, okay?
All right.
So you say no restrictions whatsoever.
I think it needs to be
a case-by-case basis.
All right.
Bobby, what do you think?
I agree.
Case-by-case basis.
I think if you decide in advance
that there's only going to be one,
then it just takes away
a lot of the conversation
about which ones deserve
to be doubled up on.
Are you done with that?
Yeah.
Let's begin the Hall of Fame.
All right.
How do you, do you,
typically do you guys just go chronologically
through the filmography?
We do.
We do.
Okay.
Do you, would you like to suggest another method?
Um, no.
Okay.
What we do is we go chronologically
and we, you know, strike something out.
You can give something a yellow, which is like a maybe.
Okay.
And then you can give something a solid green.
I think I haven't done this since Deacons.
No, you did Tom Cruise with us.
Oh, that's right.
And then we had a cruise cake at the completion of that.
Oh my God, that was so good.
Which was very nice.
That was right post-pandemic, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Would it be so crazy if you hadn't been invited back since Deacons?
Like on the podcast at all? And this had not been the big picture? Well, for a Hall of Fame. Yeah. I like be so crazy if he hadn't been invited back since Deakins? Like on the podcast at all?
And this had not been the big picture?
Well, for a Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
I like Hall of Fames.
I do.
Thanks for weighing in.
Yeah.
Let's have one.
Okay.
1967, A Time for Killing.
This is a small role, his first role,
after performing in Summer Stock in the mid-60s.
Ford, you know, born in Chicago,
moves to Los Angeles to pursue a career in acting.
I assume you guys
have not seen
A Time for Killing?
Sorry.
I have not.
Have you seen
Journey to Shiloh?
I have not.
Is that a Civil War
Western?
I'm not sure.
I haven't seen this.
I haven't seen
these first two movies.
It's shortly.
A group of Texas cowboys
leave home to help
the Confederate Army
in Tennessee.
Along the way, they learn tough lessons about the realities of war.
There's a lot of movies like that.
Where they're like, you know what's great?
It's these five Confederate soldiers.
Harrison Ford is eighth build in this film,
which stars James Caan, Michael Sarazin, and Jan Michael Vincent.
Oh.
Actually sounds pretty good.
Okay.
So, A Time for Killing and Journey to Shiloh are out.
Have you guys seen Getting Straight?
I haven't.
I have not.
Getting Straight is a really fun movie.
It's a little bit hard to see these days.
It's directed by Richard Rush,
who also made The Stuntman.
It stars Elliot Gould and Candace Bergen.
Oh, that's fun.
It's a comedy about a graduate student
in kind of counterculture America
who is kind of rejecting authority
at every turn. It's right in the midst of like just as MASH is happening and right before Long
Goodbye and kind of the peak of the Elliot Gould moment. I think Harrison Ford plays
like a wise-ass student, which I think is instructive as we start to get into the early
stages of his career because the next big part that he gets, of course, is as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti, which I think is an interesting movie for him because he's, of course,
kind of the villain of this movie. And he's very smug. And Harrison Ford can be very smug. And when
he was young, he was not quite as effective, I think to your point, about 28-year-olds. And I
think he was almost exactly like 29 when he made this movie,
there being like an insecurity to the confidence.
And as he gets older,
he's able to tap into that kind of dash and quality that he had.
Did you revisit American Graffiti?
I did.
Well, I revisited the Harrison Ford scenes.
The counter argument to what you just said
is he's so beautiful.
He's very, very beautiful.
Just hanging out of the car.
And there is an insecurity to all of the characters, but he is, in many ways, the most confident of the young men on screen, both in the character and also in the performance.
As Chris said, he's like leaning out of that car and you're like, oh, there's a movie star. You can see a lot of it laid out before you. This is the breakthrough role, sort of.
Where this is like the first moment.
So typically we like to put breakthroughs in the Hall of Fame.
We can yellow it.
Is it a big enough part?
Exactly.
So we can yellow it.
It's significant.
I think that his work in this and two other films can be grouped together.
We can pick something from them.
So it's this.
Do you want me to say the movie?
You can say the conversation apocalypse now.
Yeah. Which are supporting parts,
not even necessarily critical parts
to the movie, but he is unmistakable
in them. In part because he's Harrison Ford, but in part
because he's bringing something to the screen where he's almost
demagnetizing the other movie star
when you're looking at him and you're like, wait, go back to him.
And then they don't necessarily go back to him.
I was going to say that, to your point about him jumping
off the screen, that in that
drag race scene in American Graffiti,
I can't remember who he's
racing, but
whoever it is, I think has a larger
part than Harrison Ford.
I assume it's Paul and Matt, right?
Yeah, but they
shoot Harrison Ford so that
he's in the driver's window, he's
closer to the camera, and the person he's acting against is like far off camera in the dark.
And it's like George Lucas is even like,
that's the motherfucking guy right here.
It's like,
we got to have him popping out like pre Wooderson,
just like really dealing.
And like the,
one of the bigger parts of the film is like obscured in shadow and not
really even participating.
Right.
Notable that neither Paula Matt nor Richard Dreyfuss nor Ron Howard were cast as Han Solo four years later in
Star Wars, but in fact Harrison Ford was. I accept a yellow. I think that's right. We could come back
and say that this is essential to his myth. It's hard to say because we have a long way to go. Yes.
One year later, 1974, The Conversation. Francis Ford Coppola, in the midst of perhaps the most iconic five-year period in American movies,
makes The Conversation between two godfather movies.
Pretty cool.
Absolutely insane.
Pretty minor part.
I think it's hard to put it in.
Very cool scene, though.
I would like to do this movie on the rewatchables.
Oh, yeah. Me too.
Do you think that's something that would happen?
Yeah. I think he's very into paranoid Paranoid Thrillers and Gene Hackman.
Okay.
Did you revisit this?
I did.
Well, I revisited the Harrison Ford scenes.
And then I watched like the, you know, some of the classic scenes.
Okay.
Let's just say the conversation is out for now.
I think that's probably right.
1977.
Three years go by.
Star Wars A New Hope. Han Solo directed by
George Lucas. The beginning of
the most significant
piece of pop culture
entertainment of the last
five decades probably, right?
Automatically in, right? Bobby already made
it green. No one said anything, but Bobby
has already updated it. Yeah. I have
a quote from this movie
is my yearbook quote what was it uh is it about the Kessel Run I've seen a lot of things like
it's like but when he's talking about the like when he's first confronted with the force and
he's like yeah I don't know about that who shot first Greedo or Han what's the argument that Han
shot first and that it was like so that makes it a micro aggression on his part or what I think it's more of a
macro like a murder
him yeah yeah I like
do like the idea of murdering someone being a micro
aggression in the Star Wars universe is
compared to like blowing up
Alderaan you know
okay now we go to
a couple of more obscure films
from this period I would say largely
overlooked performances and movies
that are interesting little time capsules for him.
1977, we also get Heroes,
which is a movie starring Henry Winkler and Sally Field
about a Vietnam vet.
Kind of in that, it's like a soft version of Coming Home.
Feels pretty easy to overlook this one in the Hall of Fame, right?
I agree.
I enjoy Force 10 from Navarone, but I wouldn't make the case that it should one in the Hall of Fame, right? Yeah. I agree. I enjoy Force 10 from Navarone,
but I wouldn't make the case that it should go in the Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
Another action war movie.
He appears in a bunch of action war movies like this.
We'll get to another one very shortly that I had a lot of fun revisiting.
I don't think it's worthy of going in, though.
1979, Hanover Street.
I'd never seen this movie before.
I watched it two days ago.
Really good. Peter Himes. I watched it two days ago. Really good.
Peter Himes,
classic.
Here's the setup.
You will love this movie.
Leslie Ann Down
and Harrison Ford.
She's a British woman
at the height of World War II.
He's an American officer,
a pilot.
They meet on the street randomly
as they're both trying
to catch a bus
and neither one of them
catches the bus
and they fall in love.
Very soon we realize that Leslie Ann Down
is actually married and a mother.
And she's married to Christopher Plummer.
And is he a Nazi?
He is a British MI6 agent.
Okay.
Well, I think my version could have been better.
MI5?
He's not a Nazi.
Well, sorry.
No, but that plays into this.
Over the course of time,
we see Harrison Ford's character.
And they kind of, they had this illicit affair over a period of time during the war.
And simultaneously, Christopher Plummer's character is working as a spy trying to infiltrate Nazi intelligence.
Circumstances eventually lead to Harrison Ford and Christopher Plummer's characters crossing paths on a mission.
Oh.
In a good way?
Well, in a complicated way.
Yeah.
But it is an epic classical romance. Isrison ford an american okay and christopher plumber plays a
german-speaking british right yeah so he does become a nazi well it is okay yeah film is shot
beautifully incredible costumes a john barry score to die for, as good as any
Bond score.
I can't believe
I've never seen this.
It's on Amazon Prime
right now.
Wow, really?
For free.
I feel like this is one of,
I had never seen
this movie before
and I really like
Peter Himes movies
and it just never
even appeared on my radar.
So if you get nothing
else out of this podcast,
check out Hanover Street.
Why don't you put it
in yellow?
We just don't have
room for it.
It's not quite there.
Okay.
But as far as surprises go,
this was an incredible surprise.
Okay.
And it's also,
for both of you guys,
it is right in your
sweet spot of interest.
I'm really excited.
Great.
Now that I've oversold it,
you'll be disappointed.
It's only one scene here.
In Apocalypse Now.
I would like to put this in yellow.
Okay.
Because he is a badass.
Explain Harrison Ford's role in this film.
He's the guy who's telling Willard where he has to go and what he has to do.
And it's like a nothing throwaway part.
And it's also an atypical Harrison Ford part because he's a sweaty twerp.
But it's very cool.
And I like it a lot.
I just want to put it in yellow.
I don't think it's going to actually end up in the Hall of Fame.
But I'd like to invite it to the pre-opening ceremony.
I like your enthusiasm.
Okay.
1979,
The Frisco Kid.
Also a very overlooked
or underseen movie.
Also from a very well-known filmmaker,
Robert Aldrich.
Made the Dirty Dozen
among many other movies.
Starring,
really at the height of his powers,
Gene Wilder
and Ford
as a, I think a rabbi and a cowboy starring, really at the height of his powers, Gene Wilder and Ford,
as, I think, a rabbi and a cowboy traveling to San Francisco.
In the Old West?
In the Old West.
Completely doesn't work.
Reminded me a lot of Mike Nichols' The Fortune,
where it's like,
they're going for a very specific tone,
and they missed the tone.
And so if you have like a period piece
comedy with a wonky tone it's not great so i feel like it's safe to say this movie is not in
now this is the the last movie for a while that is an automatic no yeah right wow so we have two
yellows and one green we're about to do right two yellows and one green two yellows and one green
and we're going to 1980 and the Empire Strikes Back. Mm-hmm.
Now,
I liked the restriction rule
because
it's hard to not put
Empire Strikes Back
and Return of the Jedi in.
But then,
I think that that makes this less fun.
I mean,
Empire Strikes Back is critical for his...
You have to do Empire Strikes Back.
Yes.
In part because of the ending.
I know.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, Empire Strikes Back, I don't have... When we get to Return of the Jedi... But you haven't part because of the ending. I know. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So Empire Strikes Back,
I don't have,
we can,
when we get to Return of the Jedi.
But you haven't seen Return of the Jedi.
Yes, I have.
So how can you have an opinion about it?
I've seen Return of the Jedi.
They win.
The best,
my favorite Han Solo line
is in Return of the Jedi.
Okay.
Well, we're not there yet.
We're Empire Strikes Back.
When Luke is like,
okay, I'll wait.
All right.
Empire Strikes Back is a yes.
Empire Strikes Back is green.
Automatically green.
Raiders of the Lost Ark is green.
Raiders of the Lost Ark is green. Blade Runner is green. Blade Runner is green. Do you want to say anything green Raiders of the Lost Ark is green Raiders of the Lost Ark is green Blade Runner is green
Blade Runner is green do you want to say
anything about Raiders of the Lost Ark or Blade Runner
I'll say about
Blade Runner that regardless
of the version of Blade Runner you were
watching and how much
voiceover you were seeing or hearing
and how many endings you have watched
he is just still
fucking Humphrey Bogart in this movie
and it works and it's awesome.
And I love this movie.
And it's a little dull sometimes.
It is.
But that's okay.
Which version do you consider the completed version?
The one where Ridley Scott has me over to his house
and first we watch his extended cut of Kingdom of Heaven
and then we watch his personal cut of Blade Runner
and then he whispers into my ear what was going on with Jared Leto in Blade Runner 2049.
Even though he didn't direct it.
In this very real circumstance, are you wearing clothes or not?
Like a toga.
You know?
Just came from the gym.
Yeah, I just came from the gym and I'm dressed up like a gladiator.
Do you have like any time or relationship to Blade Runner?
Aside from acknowledging it's kind of essential.
Did it inspire you to move to Los Angeles?
Yes, how did you know?
I'll tell you in February,
LA looked a lot like Blade Runner.
Yes, I do have a relationship to it.
And the fact that I live here
and it's still in terms of you turn a corner and
Los Angeles looks a certain way like Blade Runner is one of like the three references especially for
the six months of the year where we don't have sunshine not to sound like Andy I'm sorry I also
just wanted to say on a side note remember when you were just like this episode of the idol was
film noir and I just really I thought you were trying really hard. And that's what I love about you, Chris Ryan.
Every day, I punch the clock.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course Blade Runner is.
I would say for me, it's more like the visual reference than the Harrison Ford performance that it like stays with me.
But I don't know.
You got to have this in his Hall of Fame.
Swap Kevin Costner or Gene Hackman
or Dennis Quaid into Blade Runner.
Significantly worse.
Pretty similar.
I don't know.
Goofier.
Gene Hackman couldn't do the haircut.
Okay.
I'm not sure that's critical to the role.
Dennis Quaid's too goofy.
I think it's pretty critical to the role.
Like his look is very critical.
Okay.
And Costner is taking it a little too seriously.
There's sort of a detachment to Harrison Ford that is quite appealing to me, another emotionally detached person.
Essential to that character.
But also essential to that character in the way that you move through the world.
Yeah, I don't know if Costner could be a replicant.
How about this?
Sam Shepard.
Oh, well, I do love... A little tooicant. How about this? Sam Shepard. Oh, well.
A little too soulful.
Tom Skerritt?
No.
Was Harrison Ford up for Alien?
Did we talk about that?
Was that in the mix?
Who was the person who turned down Dallas?
I think it was Steve Guttenberg.
Yeah, probably the Goot.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Okay.
Could have been.
No, that would have been something.
To just remove Hanover Street and slide Alien in there.
Jesus Christ.
That would have been quite a CV for Harrison.
Okay, Blade Runner.
Of course, a film I love.
So now we're at four greens.
Four greens and two yellows.
And we've got Return of the Jedi from 1983.
I think that he's more important and better in Star Wars
and in New Hope and Empire Strikes Back. I just want
to note that every single time
I land and start going in
from the Philadelphia International Airport towards my
house, I think of the exchange that Luke
and Han have where Han has just
regained his vision because he's been unfrozen
from carbon freezing. And Luke's
like, I was born here, you know. And Han
goes, you're going to die here, you know.
Pretty great.
Make the case against.
It's boring to have all three.
Is he in this movie enough?
Does he do enough stuff in Jedi?
He goes to Andor, right?
Yeah, I mean, he's critical in the fight in Andor, yeah.
I'm not sure.
I don't think so.
Well, I think of the three, it's the least.
Successful film?
The least essential Harrison Ford?
Least essential Harrison Ford.
I think he's almost, I would argue that he's more important and better in Force Awakens.
Ooh.
Than he is in Jedi.
Ooh.
Now that's a take.
That's why I'm here.
That's why I got a coffee.
I was here on time.
I brought bagels.
And I'm here to tell you that he is better in Force Awakens than he is in Jedi.
He and Adam Driver squaring off.
It's really beautiful.
We will get there.
Okay.
Return of the Jedi is yellow.
Okay.
Okay.
1984, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
A film that has been catching many astray here on The Ringer Podcast Network and elsewhere.
About to catch another.
You're saying out.
I don't think he's very good in this movie.
He's better in Crystal Skull.
I think that that is a fair take.
I feel like they made a bold choice to shift the character's tone in this movie that didn't work.
And then they course correct when we get to The Last Crusade.
You agree with that?
I do.
Yeah. I mean, this movie is just also technically impressive.
And otherwise, every single decision is just off.
Like, the Kate Capshaw character is just really annoying.
A little shrill.
Yeah.
It's mean-spirited.
It's bad vibes.
And that extends to him.
So we're just dismissing it.
Red? Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. vibes and that extends to him so we've just we're just dismissing it red indiana jones in the temple
of doom one of the most successful and beloved movies of the 1980s red it's our hall of fame
red all right let's continue 1985 witness green i mean i'm i'm doing it this this reps amish
country so i'm in because you're amish no because this is the... 30th Street Station is in this movie.
I have to go for it.
Yo, this scene in the barn with the dancing.
Is this the hottest anyone's ever been?
It's up there.
It's really, really powerful.
This has to be rewatchable.
I was doing this on another episode of The Big Picture, but you guys just
got to make him do it.
I know that this is a celebrated movie.
I know that Harrison Ford was nominated for an Oscar for this.
It was a big box office hit.
Yeah, I like, I know it's a thing, but it feels slightly lost to time.
It definitely is, yeah.
It's like a little bit early and has not, you know, entered the lexicon the way a lot of 90s movies of a similar vibe have.
Also, we're just not respecting Peter Weir enough in our day-to-day lives.
I do.
I know that you do.
Yeah.
And Sean, you do too.
Peter Weir?
I love Peter Weir.
No, I know. But just as a society, is it just that this was like five years too early for all of us to like fully pop culture cannibalize it?
I think it's like it is that kind of five year difference between this trio too, where there's like, you were probably just old enough to have seen it at a relatively contemporaneous time.
Because it was like, I think my dad was like, I don't covering it, but like, I'm sure my dad was like, they're shooting a Harrison Ford movie in and around Philadelphia.
Right.
Which is a pretty big deal.
And I was three when this was happening and you were one.
And also there's a lot of sex in this movie or there's some sex in this movie.
So I remember it being like a little bit more of like romantic.
There's not that much actual sex though.
There's just sexual tension.
Yeah.
That's because we used to be a fucking country.
You know what I'm saying?
Blackened eyes with Kelly McGillis.
Exactly.
What a run for her.
The interesting thing about this movie is,
this is the first movie in his career
that is set in contemporary times.
Oh, shit, Sean.
And that becomes a critical thing for him
because most of his work after this
is more or less
in our modern times.
But everything is either
in the future
Until K-19
The Widowmaker.
Yeah.
No, that's a period piece.
That's a 1960s movie.
I mean, this is
all contemporary
but the fact that
he lives with the Amish
for a while
gives him a nice little bridge.
Still fucking Danny Glover.
That's true.
Yeah also another like really beautiful scene that has almost nothing to do with Harrison
Ford except for him being a carpenter is like the barn raising scene where they I mean just
a very good scene.
Again let Peter Ware cook.
Yeah.
And you can also see Harrison Ford actually like hammering things in and he's so happy
and I'm happy for him.
So I've it's a great physical performance,
but in a different way
than him punching people,
which he does quite well.
And just so,
so handsome.
It's 1985
and we're halfway done.
I'm a little concerned.
Let's see.
So I'll just say for myself,
I,
I have no,
nothing negative to say about Witness.
It was just never one of my movies.
I think I've said that to you before. It might have just been not seen until a lot later. I did
not. What I did rewatch was the next movie, which is he makes two movies in a row with Peter Weir.
And this was probably my favorite revisit, which is The Mosquito Coast, which is a fascinating
movie. I would make the case perhaps Harrison Ford's best performance because it is the
least Harrison Ford iconography at play. Maybe the most dialogue he's ever had in a movie.
He plays a kind of harebrained inventor who takes his whole family and moves them from the United
States of America because he's become disgruntled with what he believes America has become to a small island
where they will kind of
restart their own civilization.
He will use his intelligence
to build a new vision of society.
The movie is very dark
and very cynical and sad
and written by, of course,
Paul Schrader.
And so there are obvious reasons
why I connected to it.
But for Harrison Ford,
it's so interesting that he would be nominated for Witness,
but not nominated for this movie.
Now, this movie was not a hit.
Yeah.
And was not loved.
And if you say it's River Phoenix is the kid.
River Phoenix is his son.
Helen Mirren.
Helen Mirren is his wife.
Do you think Helen Mirren listens to this podcast?
It's possible.
Okay.
It's entirely possible.
I enjoy the Helen Mirren bit, but I can assure you,
Helen Mirren has never heard your voice under any circumstance. She's probably waiting anxiously to find out whether 1923 is eligible
for the Harrison Ford Hall of Fame. We have bad news for her. Yeah, and there's a single tear
rolling down her cheek as she hears you say that. Now, I, in good conscience, can't put the Mosquito
Coast into the Hall of Fame, but I, much like Chris, demand a yellow because I think it's his best work.
Great.
I think a yellow is wonderful.
I don't agree that it's his best work.
I revisited it as well.
But I think he's very good.
Would you be interested in starting a new civilization?
With Harrison Ford?
Yes.
With 1986 Harrison Ford? If it were 1986 Harrison Ford
I
if it were
1986
Harrison Ford
but with
1985
witness
Harrison Ford
grooming
I see
his hair is quite long
in Mosquito Coast
wire rim glasses
yeah
not a fan of the
Mosquito Coast
I like the Mosquito Coast
I'm more of a witness
person
and I actually
problematically very much enjoy this next film 1988's frantic directed by roman polanski
a psychological thriller about confused identity in europe and jet lag uh did you did you recreate
the story of frantic as you returned i did not fromjourn but I mean this is this is just like
Robert Towne wrote it
Annie O'Morricone
does the soundtrack
incredible score
it's a
Hitchcock thriller
about a guy
looking for his wife
in Paris
why did he
just want to make
a lot of neo-noirs
at this time
why did he
I guess maybe
the Blade Runner experience
did you re-watch this did you check this out no I didn maybe the Blade Runner experience. Did you rewatch this?
Did you check this out?
No, I didn't.
You recapped it for me.
And I forgot.
It's not the easiest movie to see these days.
Although maybe it is streaming somewhere right now.
But it has not been in wide circulation, of course, because of the controversies and problems.
I would just say to people, it's basically a combination of presumed innocent and fugitive.
So if you haven't seen it, that's what this movie is.
Essentially, the vibe, it's on. And I
think that he thinks he's
doing what Cary Grant
did with Hitchcock, which is playing
a dashing man in a lot of trouble.
Not in?
I would say
no, but I like this movie.
This is a pretty thrilling film.
Frantic is Red.
The counterweight in 1988 to Frantic is Working Girl.
Mike Nichols' film.
Has anything been more green?
Well, is Harrison Ford the third most important character in the film?
Interesting.
The fourth most important character in the film?
Here's the thing.
Working Girl is one of my favorite movies.
Just one of my absolute favorite movies.
If there are any programmers listening who will let me host a screening of this one, Working Girl is one of my favorite movies. Just one of my absolute favorite movies.
If there are any programmers listening who will let me host a screening of this one,
you guys put out your request, which led to a lovely time at the Prince Charles Cinema.
I want to spread the gospel of Working Girl.
He's a supporting character in this film.
It's delightful.
And one of the things I like about it is that Harrison Ford is just willing to show up and be hot and charming and just sit on the side and be like a little goofy and follow where
Melanie Griffith and Sigourney Weaver and Joan Cusack want to go. So I'm okay with not putting
it in. It's in my hall of fame of life, i would we can make it yellow for now if that works and
then i would also say i wish he had done more stuff like this especially as his star waned
i think that he insisted on i mean like in later in life he starts doing like i'm just
the supporting actor in this but i wish he had done this earlier i think nicholson really nailed
this the way he was just like i'll just do terms of endearment yeah fuck off well it's i'll do reds it's the start of a series of interesting romance choices for him throughout the rest of
his career and something he becomes very interested in but you're right that he
sort of insists upon being at the center of the frame and most of these other oncoming romances
and this movie is really bolstered by the fact that when we turn and look to see who melanie
griffith is interested in,
it's this guy.
Yeah.
And to me, like, the performance is fine.
Like, it's okay.
The movie's great.
But it's not, it kind of doesn't live or die by him. You could have put in Kevin Costner in here and it would have been fine.
Again, not quite.
Because there is something, there's the Harrison Ford, like, aura.
And also he's just kind of like slightly
bemused and going along with it both as Harrison Ford and then as Jack Traynor the character where
he's just kind of like okay I don't know who this person is but you know we're gonna like we'll go
along and there's that funny scene where he goes back to his office and like changes shirts and
doesn't close the blinds.
And then like the whole, all the secretaries start like clapping at him and he like, you know, bows.
And it's a nod to literally what Harrison Ford is doing in that movie.
And I don't know that everyone has the same like sense of humor about it.
So I don't know.
I think it's essential that it's him, but it doesn't have to be his hall of fame that's
the power of harrison harrison ford 1989 indiana jones and the last crusade amanda chris and i have
had nearly two hours of time to speak on this green light for you let's let's hear it so now
i just i have to defend like the grail and blimps and like all of western civilization I know but you just
put it on me
like I meant
you gotta do this
I meant you can talk
about the last crusade
and Harrison Ford
what's up with all
these little grail babies
who are just like
I don't want my grail
why can't I have my grail
what's up with you
hating reading
can we talk about that
is turning out
kind of weird for you
what is
the second half of 2023
how so
you're just being
real trolly
you know
I miss Sean's passions what are Sean's passions yeah remember when you were just telling us for you. What is? The second half of 2023. How so? You're just being real troll-y. You know?
No.
I miss Sean's passions.
What are Sean's passions? Yeah, remember when you were
just telling us about
Hanover Street?
That was really nice.
Yeah, that sounded lovely.
What about enthusiasm?
Remember the Blu-ray episode
where you just talked about
Blu-rays for an hour and a half?
So you only want me to be positive.
No, but I think you need
to mix it up.
You gotta balance it out.
You're like,
the Grail sucks.
Fuck Christopher Nolan.
Yeah, but also-
I didn't say either of those things.
Here are some recent-
I did not say either of those things.
Here are some recent takes of Sean Fennessey.
Not really into Shakespeare.
Never said that.
Not really into the Grail legend.
Not into A New Hope.
Not into A New Hope.
Not into hearing about the Bible.
And not into- I heard about the Bible and not into...
I heard about the Bible for 18 consecutive years.
I went to church every Sunday.
Not into history or examining...
I had a communion and am a confirmed Catholic.
I meant the Bible as a source of literature and storytelling.
You're just cracking open the Bible every Saturday night?
No, I did for 18 years.
No, I didn't actually.. No, I didn't.
Actually, I only did it at school.
Yeah, not into history or exploring questions of existence.
Here's the thing.
Not into historical fiction.
My personal health and improving my body.
That's not true.
I brought it up because I fully support that.
I want you to live as long as possible.
Let's go back.
More pods that way.
Let's go back.
More pods.
This is...
We're in the entertainment business.
Yeah.
What we're doing here is we're entertaining people.
Okay.
If you don't come with a strong point of view, you are failing.
I did have a strong point of view.
Hold on.
If I sit down with you and Bill and we talk about Last Crusade and we just say,
Oh, wonderful.
That's boring.
So bring some heat.
Every once in a while, a blimp's got to take a shot.
Where does quote unquote Sean stop and real Sean start?
Who knows?
Who can tell?
It's all one podcast.
The thing about you being anti-grail is like you would definitely take a pill or any other sort of thing that would promise you everlasting life.
No.
Like you are the king of I want ease and efficiency in every aspect of your life except for how you get to see movies.
Wrong.
Yeah, that's true.
Have you read Tuck Everlasting?
Wonderful story about the curse of eternal youth.
Absolutely not.
I would never do that.
That's absurd.
How could you truly understand the arc of human life
without living it truly?
They only have immortality if they stay within the seal.
But if you were told within the temple of the grail,
there is an amazing home theater set up.
You already did this bit on the other pod.
But I don't think I got a satisfactory answer from you.
I think that would be fun.
Can my family be with me?
What I said to you before was, would you fly in a blimp
if there was a home theater setup?
And you said yes if I was on enough Xanax.
I would do that.
I think I've been misunderstood.
That's how I feel.
Last Crusade is wonderful.
It's got nothing to do with that.
I just think the Grail
is a little overexposed.
Blimps, no.
Blimps, you can't convince me.
That's dangerous shit.
We're not doing that.
We're not.
Commercial air travel,
They're definitely not efficient
and that's one of your
core beliefs.
Yeah, that's true.
A to B.
Are you saying there's a little
the Grail was a problem going on?
The Grail was a problem.
A little bit. A little bit of Bill Simmons' fame. a little, the grail was a problem going on? The grail was a problem. A little bit.
A little bit of Bill Simmons is famed.
Everybody forgot about the grail.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, the grail.
Don't take the Holy Grail for granted.
The assist to turnover ratio for the grail,
not strong.
A lot of dead crusaders out there
questing for the grail.
Yeah.
Am I right?
Yeah.
I mean, but you have to have like goals in life.
That's true.
What's life without like a quest?
I don't think the Last Crusade is really about the gra life. That's true. What's life without a quest?
I don't think The Last Crusade is really about the grail.
I think it's about a father and a son.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
It's a wonderful film.
Would you say it's a green in the Hall of Fame?
It's my favorite of the Indiana Jones movies,
which is something we're going to revisit. Do you think we'll put three Indiana Jones movies?
Do you think Crystal Skull?
I don't mean to jump ahead, but I'm curious.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think we will.
But the other thing, I mean, this is sort of working girl as to me he's obviously the central part of this but like what takes uh Last Crusade over the top for me well
number one love a grail story unlike certain people on this podcast Italy and Venice Italy
thank you so much Christopher. But the River Phoenix part
and then obviously Sean Connery
who doesn't show up for like an hour.
It's like, it's everything.
So it's not just Harrison Ford
carrying the movie on his back, you know?
So on the one hand, I'm like,
does that, we could not put it in the Hall of Fame
for that reason?
We can yellow it?
I'm shocked.
I thought this would have been an automatic green for you.
Well, it's definitely 100% Raiders.
Is this your second favorite Spielberg movie?
I feel like you said it was.
You and Joanna both are really strong on this movie.
Well, you were trying,
you made us do Raiders at three instead of Last Crusade,
even though I remember, even though we-
Is that right, Chris?
No, no, no.
You made us do Raiders at two.
You made me do E.T. at three,
and that was the real crime.
I'm not even sure it should be at three.
Six?
Seven?
Okay.
Well, I think that E.T. and Last Crusade
should be in the top three, personally.
And what else is in the top three?
Jurassic Park.
Come on.
Dinosaurs and grails.
I love it.
You know?
Things we've lost and are forever in search of again. Come on. Dinosaurs and grails. I love it. You know? Things we've lost
and are forever in search of again.
All right.
You know,
I'm just trying to have a conversation,
make an interesting list.
Yeah, you're podcasting.
1990.
Presumed Innocent.
Absolutely marvelous film.
Just so messed up.
So good.
Just, I rewatched this one.
Riveting. It's so awesome that all of our
parents were such demented fuckers that they were like this is an amazing novel i can't wait to see
it rendered on the screen and not only that but i'm reading it on the beach yeah like people this
was a staring at my wife scott turow 1990 at a time when the legal thriller was all the rage in pop fiction in America.
Grisham, Turow.
Right on the edge of the Grisham moment.
And Turow, who was he?
Grisham was a lawyer.
Was Turow a lawyer as well?
He went to law school.
Okay.
For sure.
With someone in my family.
Yeah.
Wow.
Stunning.
Anyhow, moving on.
Well, and then, I don't know know i don't know whether i can put
my in-laws on blasted this anyway this movie is uh quietly depraved and like all alan pakula movies
so dark yeah and twisted and and like fun to watch and you're just waiting for how it turns out
and has one of the great endings of the 1980s. I guess 1990s.
You ever seen this one, Bob?
I have not, but I just discovered that Turow
worked in the U.S. Attorney's Office.
Jack Smith style. Assistant U.S.
Attorney in Chicago. This movie
features not
just Harrison Ford, but Raul Julia
throwing 107 miles an hour.
Incredible stuff. He's wonderful. Bonnie Bedelia.
This is my favorite Bedelia.
Brian Dennehy.
Who are some of the other players in this one?
Well, Greta's in this.
Yeah, Greta Scocci.
Oh, Greta Scocci.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Sheesh.
Good film.
I think there's a case for it.
It's like a good zag for him.
It is a good zag.
And we want to put a complete list together.
I'm open to it.
Let's make it green for now.
Okay.
Yeah, let's make it green for now.
This movie made $220 million at the box office.
That's because we used to care about the right things.
Yeah.
I'd like to know where this sat in the box office in 1999.
Let's take a quick look.
It was released in 1990.
Sorry, 1990.
I know.
It does have an 80s feel to it.
I understand. This was number 12 at the box office in. I know. It does have an 80s feel to it. I understand.
This was number 12 at the box office in the United States.
What was 1 through 11?
You love listing movies.
Oh, yeah.
Just rattle them off.
Number 11, Back to the Future Part 3.
The Western movie.
Movie kind of stinks.
Yeah.
Number 10, Kindergarten Cop.
Number 9, Dick Tracy.
I love it.
Dick Tracy's solo rewatchables.
Number 8, Die Hard 2.
Also depraved.
Number 7, Total Recall
5 star film
number 6
The Hunt for Odd October
5 star film
number 5
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
was their opening night
number 4
Pretty Woman
5 star film
number 3
Dances with Wolves
did you see
that Arnon Milshan
is very involved
in the
court cases
against Benjamin Netanyahu currently.
Moving on.
Number two, Ghost.
Wow.
Number one, Home Alone.
What a fucking time.
What a time.
Amazing year.
Yeah.
Amazing year to be alive.
Okay.
We're greening Presumed Innocent.
This could be a little too bold.
But I love it as like the announcement of
this is kind of where
my career is at now.
I'm playing guys in suits
all the time.
Sure.
1991.
Speaking of men in suits.
Regarding Henry.
No.
You don't need to be rude about it.
I'm just saying no.
I mean, no is correct.
But listen.
For all the listeners,
we should explain
what this film is about.
So this is a Mike Nichols film
written by J.J. Abrams
when he was billed as Jeffrey.
And it is about a man played by harrison ford who's like a big ticket new york um defense lawyer kind of an asshole cutthroat attorney major bonfire of the vanities vibe but
lawyer style uh and then he is he interrupts a armed robbery at a bodega, gets shot in the head, but the bullet bounces off.
So he's fine.
He just has amnesia and can't remember his...
It makes him nice.
No, he is shot in the chest and the head.
Oh, that's right.
The shot in the chest cuts off the oxygen to his brain.
So he's brain damaged.
Oh, that's right.
It's not just amnesia.
Okay.
He's brain damaged.
You're right. They do explain that. I just watchedia. Okay. He's brain damaged. You're right.
They do explain that.
I just watched this.
I did just rewatch it.
You're right.
I forgot about that.
There's something about
like their frontal cortex
or something.
They're explaining it
to Annette Bening
whose style in this movie
is the new definition
of quiet luxury.
I need every single item of it.
What's the old definition
of quiet luxury?
Everything that people
were arguing about
on the internet
for the last two years.
Log on, my guy.
Okay?
I'm so logged on.
You have no fucking idea
logged on.
I was so up
on Wagner's march.
I was going to ask you
where you...
Do you think Wagner group
was subscribing
to Quiet Luxury
in their march
to the Kremlin?
I think they were wearing
loose-fitting turtlenecks.
I heard they were wearing
AirPods listening to The Watch.
Yeah.
You think they checked out Idol episode four?
That's Idol gang.
Those guys.
And Manila Dargis and me.
Continue.
Okay.
So, Sean is correct.
He does have brain damage, and it makes him forget his family.
And also, to Chris's point point be nice and so this is
basically harrison ford's big he is like i mean it's not that's a great call amanda but he is
playing um a person with childlike wonder with childlike wonder in an adult body and he
rediscovers his life and his family and his kids or his child
and discovers that everyone around him in the extremely wealthy New York
that definitely mirrors some aspects of Mike Nichols' life
is full of shit and lives happily ever after with his family.
I think we should do a theme month
on the big picture called Regarding Sean.
And you should have elective surgery
to have that part of your brain,
you know, the same kind of thing,
but not dangerous.
Am I getting paid extra for this?
And then you're just like,
you know what I think?
I think that Marvel's doing great.
And I think all those people were really hard
and we should appreciate their work.
And it's hard to put together
multiple films like that.
You can't win with this shit.
If you praise something
that is mediocre,
people are like,
you're in their pocket.
And if you're mad about something,
people are like,
why are you such a curmudgeon?
All of your commenters
sound like Peter Falk.
I wish they did.
I wish they looked just like him too.
Regarding Henry has an incredible lesson,
which is to be a good person,
all you have to do is get shot in the head.
And it's a very strange movie.
It really doesn't work.
I have seen it probably 40 times.
It was on HBO every day at four o'clock
when I got home from school.
I felt like it was always on.
And I probably spent more time
with this version of Harrison Ford than any other except for Han Solo. I think that when I got home from school. I felt like it was always Han. And I probably spent more time with this version of Harrison Ford
than any other except for Han Solo.
I think that when I was a kid
and I was going through that similar experience
at age 13 or 14 or whatever,
I would get these movies confused
because he was just wearing a suit for five years.
And I was like,
is Melanie Griffith here
or is he shot in the head yet?
You know, like,
and when's Bonnie Bedelia show up? Like, it was
just one movie at this time.
Regarding Henry is not in. Mike Nichols
and J.J. Abrams went on to have wonderful
lives and careers. They survived this film, as did
Harrison Ford, who made in 1992
Patriot Games his first role as
Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan.
Now, he was tabbed for
The Hunt for Red October, but he passed on
it, and Alec Baldwin took the role in 1990's Hunt for Red October. but he passed on it. And Alec Baldwin took the role
in 1990's Hunt for Red October.
He decided to take the part on for this movie,
which I don't think is really all that great.
Nope.
Especially in the shadow of clear and present danger.
That's correct.
So this is a rare case, I think,
and we'll get there in one second,
but I think that the sequel will go in over the original.
Agree.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Okay.
I wonder if the public at large will agree with us on that one.
Patriot Games is out.
I found it to be kind of a slog.
Yeah.
I didn't finish it.
I started it and made it like an hour through.
It begins his fascination with the IRA.
It does.
Unfortunately for all of us when we get to the IRA film.
1993, The Fugitive.
This is the chartreuse.
The greenest green.
Yeah.
What is the greenest green?
Emerald.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good answer.
Thank you.
This is a shining, perfect gem.
I think emerald is greener than green.
Emerald's the greenest green.
That's what Bobby just Googled.
Look at that.
You nailed it.
Thank you.
You guys are great.
The Ringer producers don't get enough credit for Googling really well. Yesterday, Kaya Googled. Look at that. You nailed it. Thank you. You guys are great. The Ringer producers don't get enough credit
for Googling really well.
Yesterday,
Kaya Googled
how many episodes
of The Idol are there.
Okay.
Six.
Is that an insult?
You sound really good.
I agree with the Ringer.
Producers don't get enough credit,
but I'm not sure
if that's the thing
they're not getting enough credit for.
Andy and I were going
back and forth.
It's six.
It's five.
It's six.
It's five.
And then Kaya just put
a screenshot of her own Google
that said how many episodes are The Idol and it said it's five. Oh. It's six. It's five. It's six. It's five. And then Kaya just put a screenshot of her own Google that said how many episodes
are the idol and it said it's five. Oh, it's
five. Oh, yeah. Kaya is the best of
the best. Let me just
speak to HBO programmers
for a minute. What's with putting the
finales on holiday weekends?
They think they have a captive audience.
Oh, do they? Everybody's home. They're
like, man, I just can't wait to celebrate America
but first. That's a good way
of describing people
let's have Tedros
put his fingers
in some woman's mouth
that sounds like
the nicest thing
that could happen
it's honestly so gross
that's not what
I was so
I really was just
I was idol gang
with you there
I really was
did you watch 4?
I did
and uh
no
like it's just
it's really gross
why did they let
have you been watching it of
course not i value my time but she likes to listen to the podcast yeah you guys are great yeah and
yeah i would listen to you and andy i would listen to you and andy read a transcript of this podcast
that's how much i enjoy you and andy who would how would you you hand out the voice work Chris would play every part okay that's right
um
I'm still in
I'm still in
okay
Idol Gang
uh
The Fugitive is in
there's not really much to say
it's a perfect movie
as you said
your introduction to Harrison Ford
um
Doctor
Richard Kimball
1994 Clear and Present Danger
also in
yeah
the hottest
Willem Dafoe's ever been
wow wow that's uh 1994 Clear and Present Danger. Also in? Yeah. The hottest Willem Dafoe's ever been?
Wow.
Wow.
That's... I'm thinking...
Is your newfound interest in neckwear related to Jack Ryan in this movie?
He wears a cool neckerchief.
I think my interest in...
He's not quiet luxury.
Is Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger?
We just need... Is he giving quiet luxury? We need to give you danger we just need we need to give you a workout pod we need to give you a fashion pod i never got to tell you guys that the three of you
trying to you bill and sean trying to describe chloe seven years outfits uh in the last days of
disco was the 10 minutes of my year it was just just tremendous stuff. And you all should be fashion correspondents.
And I love you very much.
And you're complete morons.
Anyway.
This is another reason that I'm interested in neckwear.
Okay.
I don't know how my neckwear is going to go in the summer months.
It's tough.
I haven't figured it out.
We both went all in on some cold weather products.
Well, we had to, you know.
It's true.
We lived in Blade Runner's Los Angeles for a while there.
Are we talking about Clear and Present Danger?
What's happening?
Well, he was saying.
He's got a cool neckerchief on in this movie.
He was saying, is this the hottest that Willem Dafoe's ever been?
And I don't think so.
He's super tan in this movie.
Is Willem Dafoe's in Jagged Edge, right?
I don't know. I mean, Jeff Brid Willem Dafoe in Jagged Edge, right? I don't know.
I mean, Jeff Bridges is the star of Jagged Edge.
Do you think he's hotter in this movie
or is Sergeant Elias in Platoon?
Which?
What?
Peter Coyote is in Jagged Edge.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I was just thinking about Jagged Edge.
I asked if he's hotter in Clear and Present Nature.
He's hotter in Clear and Present Nature.
I was just going to say that...
It would be such an amazing bit for you.
I was just like, he's so hot.
Sergeant Elias is daddy.
What about Max Schreck from Shadow of the Vampire?
The Green Goblin?
Is that the hottest the Green Goblin ever was?
With the suit, though.
It's quite an odd product from you, I must say.
Light sleeper?
Dirtbag drug dealer?
Okay.
No?
Lighthouse.
Lighthouse, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely not.
You like me, lobster?
Okay.
Clear Impressinator is wonderful.
Body of Evidence.
That's what I was thinking about.
Oh, the Madonna one.
Right, yeah. Anyway. If you'd like to talk about that film, I'd be amused to hear you talk about wonderful. Body of Evidence. That's what I was thinking about. Oh, the Madonna one. Right.
Yeah.
Anyway.
If you'd like to talk about that film,
I'd be amused to hear you talk about it.
We talked about it.
Did you rewatch it when we did it?
Yes, I did.
Do you think we're going to get credit
for being way ahead of the curve on that?
What do you mean?
Like you invented the idol?
No.
No.
I mean, Bill did sleazy, sexy 70s and 80s.
Karina Longworth has been doing the 80s
and the 90s
on You Must Remember This
me Amanda
and Wesley Morris
spent two hours
well we spent
five days
at the
early days of the pandemic
re-watching the most
acclaimed movies of the 90s
and body of evidence
I know
that's what it is
it's a time people want to forget
I was like watching
at like 2pm
on a Wednesday
just in our living room
of our old apartment.
And Zach came in when Willem Dafoe and Madonna were, you know.
Dripping hot wax.
And he was just like, what is happening right now?
Like, what life are you living?
The reason I thought of this was because I had confused Body of Evidence and Jagged Edge in my head.
Just because when you watch Presumed In presumed innocent the suggested films like to
watch next is basically the greatest it's the greatest keywords of all time it's definitely
no way out jagged edge and i think patriot games which is not that good but in the context of
it's no way out that no way out the kevin costner with hackman right or is that revenge no it's no
way i was with yeah with Hackman and with Sean Young.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Anyway, all really good stuff.
Clear and Present Danger in...
1995 Sabrina.
Nope.
Out.
Unnecessary remake.
And this is where...
This is where maybe the transmission starts to go a little bit.
Okay.
Sabrina, this remake...
When you look at what he did in the first half of the 90s
and then what happens in the second half of the 90s
and going forward,
you're just like, what happened here?
It's a confusing one.
This is at the height of the Greg Kinnear moment,
elevating out of talk soup into the mainstream movies.
Talk soup's been a very fertile minor leagues
when you think about it.
Where's John Henson these days?
But like Mikhail?
Yeah, Mikhail.
Aisha Tyler?
Yeah.
No, not a fan of talk soup.
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Extraordinary.
Do you remember when Zach...
Oh, is that?
Oh, that.
I thought we were talking about something else.
Yeah.
The famous story.
So Zach was watching.
You tell it.
It's your story.
It's before I knew him.
Before Amanda was alive, Zach Barron came to
the residence of my wife and I
and we were watching television
as we do
I think you may have been there Chris
and we were hanging out
I mean this has got to be
15 years ago
we were watching talk show
like normal people
we were having like pizza and beer
and watching like TV
just had TV on
the way you used to
not when you were like
I need to sit down and watch
I do it now.
I have TCM on all the time.
Just you and PTA.
Yeah.
That's what you guys do.
When Marty was like,
I have it on in the editing bay.
I was like,
I should do that.
And now I have a bunch of really bad old movies.
So anyway,
we were watching television and talk soup,
which was a clip show in the nineties and two thousands that featured
highlights from other TV shows
around the dial and snarky commentary.
We're watching this show
and I've been watching this show since I was a kid
and Chris had as well and my wife had as well.
We were very familiar with it.
And Zach looked upon it
as though it were the Ark of the Covenant.
He was like, what do we have here?
What is this modern contraption?
Wasn't he like shocked?
He felt like all the shows that they were talking about
were shows that they had created to go poon.
Wasn't he like, is this real TV?
Or is this that real?
Yes.
Because Zach, of course, at that time,
did not watch a lot of television in general,
bewildered by reality television and game shows
and all of the different shows that they focused on in that show. And so was as though like it was tiktok before tiktok in a lot of ways where it
was just like fast moving showing you something very you know kind of confusing and erratic but
kind of funny and uh for i honestly think that that was one of the most significant moments in
zach's life because zach watches tv now like he will just watch tv and before that i felt like
he wouldn't watch tv we honestly are not very good at watching tv he will just watch TV. And before that, I felt like he wouldn't watch TV.
We honestly are not very good at watching TV.
He doesn't watch it that much.
I was laughing just because I was just thinking of other dumb shit that Zach says from time
to time.
I was just thinking about how he just wanted to talk about marinades for like 20 minutes
yesterday.
That sounds great.
You should have him call me when he wants to do that.
I'm interested in that.
I literally was like, I love you so much. and this is a referendum on me not you but like
i never want to talk about marinate you know what the secret ingredient to every marinade is
tell us we're just do you ever say to your wife i don't want to talk about this i don't think that
would go over well but that's what i'm saying is like i'm never like whatever phoebe is just like
here's some shit about a cat. I'm like, absolutely.
But you're like, shut the fuck up.
Like, whether or not he puts ginger in a bag with some soy sauce.
I'm going to be honest.
It was the second conversation about marinades.
We went back to the marinades.
I sat through one.
And I don't, we have like a couple topics where I'm like, I just really don't want to have this conversation. One is what type of fish we
should buy. And then this is like related. What should we put the fish in? My big one is I don't
know what side of the cheese grater to use. And I ask every single time I say, which side do I use
again? And each time I think she might hit me in the fucking eye with it as hard as she can.
What's the confusion?
I just can't remember.
They all look the same.
But is there one that's, are you only allowed to greet?
There's one for Parm.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And that's usually what we're greeting.
Okay.
Got it.
I mean, I was just going to say like, there's only one size of greeting.
I think my eye is bleeding, guys.
Come on.
Let's keep it moving.
Wait, but Greg Kinnear hosted TalkSoup?
Yes, he certainly did.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
Before vaulting himself into the mainstream.
Joel McHale hosted it, right?
Joel McHale inherited that.
Oh, I didn't know.
It's like Kilborn and Stewart, you know?
Okay.
Oh, it's the same thing?
Interesting.
They dropped the talk, I I think when Joel McHale
the soup
the soup
yeah
oh the soup
yeah see Bobby
this is
we're bringing generations
together right now
the talk soup in part
because
part of what was featured on it
was like Sally Jesse Raphael
and Phil Donahue
and shows like Oprah
I know that those are real
but then it shifted into
Survivor
and then like Joe Millionaire
and The Bachelor
and reality shows
anyway
moving on
1997 The Devil's Zone
Harrison Ford reunites with
Alan Pakula and he teams
up with Brad Pitt, who
attempts
for two hours...
What's happening to you?
I'm just thinking about you creating
a show.
I'm just
taking the large
block of parmesan on like the giant
I don't do that
I don't do that
I'm not
I'm okay
I just there's two small grates
And I'm like I don't really see the distinction
I do like the idea of you holding the grater in one hand
And the cheese in the other
And crying because you're so confused
It's like reenacting that scene from Tenet.
Oh my God.
That's really funny.
Okay.
How can I get you guys back?
I have so many things to do today.
It's unbelievable.
We were here.
We were ready to roll, man.
Yeah.
I've been really generous.
I didn't throw any sort of fits
over Amanda for this.
Devil's not going on our fucking list. Yeah. That's the thing. I I didn't throw any sort of fits over Amanda for this.
on our fucking
list.
That's the thing.
I think she and I
both intuited the
fact that now we
have reached the
part of the Harrison
Ford career where
he is an old man
who likes crashing
planes and being
married to Ally
McBeal.
I don't think he
was quite married
to Ally McBeal.
The Devil's Own
is out.
Yeah.
Brad Pitt
destroyed this film.
That's my take.
I love Brad Pitt. He destroyed this film. That's my take. I love Brad Pitt.
He destroyed this film.
This is also a really great era of Hollywood
where they just did not know how to do fucking accents in any film.
And it took Quentin Tarantino making Inglourious Bastards
to write the ship, honestly.
Where he was just like,
you do this,
and the guys who speak German speak fucking German.
You just reminded me that Hanover Street
feels like a movie that Quentin definitely saw
before writing Inglourious Basterds.
Listen, we're going to watch it.
I forgot about that.
I mean, I don't know if that's the case,
but there's aspects of it for sure.
Anyway, 1998, Six Days and Seven Nights.
No, sorry, 1997, Air Force One.
Do it.
Get off my plane!
We haven't talked enough about Harrison Ford's voice.
I think he's amazing in this.
Is it far enough from Jack Ryan for you? How many have we got? One, two, three. We haven't talked enough about Harrison Ford's voice. I think he's amazing in this.
Is it far enough from Jack Ryan for you?
How many have we got?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. It's an interesting version of a president.
Because in the movie, they show us a moment where he's at the Russian embassy or something,
kind of giving a speech at the beginning of the film.
And just laughing about cheese graters again. You were just trying to recreate the plot of Air Force One like it's serious.
I'm okay now.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Do you want a bagel?
Do you need some carbs?
Like, what's going on?
Okay, okay.
It's very serious.
Air Force One.
Yeah.
The Cold War. Go ahead. Recreate it for us. Okay. Well, Gary Oldman's a Russian terrorist. like what's going on okay okay it's very serious air force one yeah the cold war go ahead okay
well gary oldman's a russian terrorist uh-huh or is it right and it's kazakhstan kazakhstan yeah
because 97 the cold war is over yeah i know but you know it's like the hangover you gotta have a
little bit of like a kenny powers vibe right now we're like fucking fucking Russia. That is true.
And then he gets on the plane, you know?
And then Harrison Ford has to keep the terrorists
from taking control of the plane.
That's exactly how they sold it in the room.
Just exactly with that speech.
Gary Oldman eats this dude's lunch in this movie, though.
I just have to say.
I think this movie does not do a very good job
of not giving away
the fact that
Gary Oldman is the bad guy
because in the very first scene
he's like,
oh yes,
I am indeed
a press officer
from Russia.
Like it's the most
telegraphed
of Kazakhstan,
you know?
This movie's a huge hit.
Yeah.
It's very iconic
because of
Get Off My Plane.
Wolfgang, right?
Wolfgang Peterson.
Preposterous.
One of the most preposterous movies I've ever seen.
A lot of fun.
I'm kind of iffy on it in the Hall of Fame.
Let's do Yellow.
Yellow.
I'm okay with Yellow.
Okay.
Six Days and Seven Nights, 1998.
This is the Anna Hitch one?
It is.
Doesn't work.
No.
This is Red.
1999 Random Hearts.
This is the movie I wanted to speak with you about.
Okay.
I'd never seen this. This is a romance 1999 Random Hearts. This is the movie I wanted to speak with you about. Okay. I'd never seen this.
This is a romance starring Kristen Scott Thomas,
directed by Sidney Pollack.
Yeah.
Probably the most morose film that Harrison Ford has ever made.
Confounding, but super interesting.
Harrison Ford plays an IA officer, an internal affairs officer,
a cop in DC.
His wife gets on a plane kristin scott thomas
plays a congresswoman from new hampshire maine new england new england her husband gets on a plane
they both die is it important why are these details because we're setting the scene okay
because no one saw Random Hearts.
No one knows what it is.
And even though he's in the height of his fame,
he made this very weird movie.
These two people get on a plane.
The plane crashes.
Come to find out that these two people were dating,
having an affair.
And then that brings Harrison Ford's character and Kristen Scott Thomas' character together.
It's kind of a romance, but not really a romance.
Have you seen this?
Yeah, a long time ago.
It's like they're trying to do American English patient
with Chris and Scott Thomas.
I mean, the plane crash,
the illicit, you know.
A little bit.
Three years.
Chris and Scott Thomas
should never do
an American accent.
Exactly.
It literally, to me,
it brought the whole movie down.
Harrison Ford, though,
very good in this movie.
Very good performance.
She speaks English and French.
You know, pick one of the two
but not an American accent.
Okay,
Random Hearts is out.
2000,
What Lies Beneath.
Big hit.
Yeah.
And this is an incredible
spoiler alert
if you have not seen
What Lies Beneath.
Yeah.
Spoiler alert.
Harrison Ford's a bad guy
in this movie.
First time he ever
really does that.
Since American Graffiti.
It's been a minute
but that is known early in the film. Right? No. At the end of the film? It's been a minute, but that is known
early in the film, right?
No.
At the end of the film?
It's revealed
at the end of the film
in a very dramatic reveal.
Pretty good movie.
It's Robert Zemeckis
doing Hitchcock.
Very overtly.
Very rear window.
Very psycho.
With a supernatural twist.
I like it
and it was a big hit.
Not in?
You're not finished? I have a thing that's weird about Harrison Ford. Okay. Which is that supernatural twist. I like it and it was a big hit. Not in? Not in offense?
I have a thing that's weird
about Harrison Ford.
Okay.
Which is that
despite the fact
that he has a smoke show,
do you find that he has
electric chemistry
with his acting partners?
Not always.
Because I didn't really feel
it with him and Pfeiffer.
Now, granted,
a lot of the movies he's in,
they're not supposed to have
electric chemistry
because their marriages
are falling apart or whatever. But what's like the hottest he's in, they're not supposed to have electric chemistry because their marriages are falling apart or whatever.
But what's like the hottest he's ever been with another?
Witness.
Yeah.
I mean, Carrie Fisher.
Come on.
Yeah.
And then Leia, he definitely has that.
And he and Melanie Griffith have like a nice screwball chemistry as well.
It's not sexual, but there is something like funny and endearing about it. This film does open What Lies Beneath with him essentially seducing Michelle Pfeiffer
early in the morning before their day starts.
And you didn't buy that.
You were like, there's no way these two have ever had chemistry.
Not in the a.m., not in the morning.
Interesting.
You more of an a.m. guy or p.m. guy?
All right.
What Lies Beneath is out.
Uh-huh.
2002.
Speaking of bad Russian accents.
I watched this last night.
K-19 The Widowmaker.
Out of all the movies, this is what you picked.
I thought it was relevant to the current events.
You could make that case.
Catherine Bigelow directs Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson
in a period piece about a Russian submarine.
Yeah, it's set in 1961.
And Liam Neeson puts sub over party so the russian communist party
replaces him as a sub captain with harrison ford but keeps liam neeson on the sub just to like
smooth the transition they've got to go to the arctic circle to run some missile tests
to scare kennedy and uh you know everything pops off from there. Peter Sarsgaard is the reactor, like, lieutenant.
Yeah.
I find the accents to be very amusing in this movie
because they're sort of soft Russian.
They're Scottish.
Like, they're almost all doing Scottish accents.
Like, it's like, it's essentially like
Liam Neeson is doing, like, a rough Scottish accent.
But you think that's inspired by The Hunt for Red October?
I don't know.
But, like, it's just,
they just swung and missed
on this one.
Very weird.
There's some really cool
Catherine Bigelow stuff
like running through
the submarine shit,
but not a good movie.
2003,
Hollywood Homicide.
This is a film.
I have not seen this.
Starring Harrison Ford
and the then sizzling
Josh Hartnett.
Oh, yeah.
How have I not seen this?
I was very Josh Hartnett hive in the early 2000s.
This is...
You know it's back, right?
Oh, the Hartnett hive?
Yeah.
Do you know who brought it back?
Tell me.
Guy Ritchie.
No, me and Sean did.
Oh, well, I know that you've been on the corner for a long time, even through his weird like
AT&T only cable show.
I never sold my stock.
He's in the season of Black Mirror.
Yeah.
He's quite good.
Never sold my Hartnett stock. 40 Days and 40 N of Black Mirror. Yeah. He's quite good. Never sold my Heartnut stock.
40 Days and 40 Nights
pro.
Saw that.
30 Days of Night.
I also like.
Quality film.
Yeah.
Love vampires.
This film was directed
by the great Ron Shelton.
He of Bull Durham fame.
Mm-hmm.
And it kind of stinks.
This is not going
in the Hall of Fame.
No, it's not going in.
You know who else
is in this movie
is Master P.
Remember Master P, the rapper?
Okay, 2006, Firewall.
I don't know this movie.
No, I don't know it either.
This is a home-bound,
like home invasion thriller
in which Harrison Ford plays,
I think a tech executive
and his home is broken into by Paul Bettany.
What kind of technology?
Can't recall.
There was this run of movies like this
where it was sort of like,
you know, the net and films about the future of technology
and it was like, it's in the computer!
And a lot of that sort of dialogue. That's a Zoolander quote.
Inside the computer.
Firewall's out.
2008, Indiana Jones
and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I'm going to
preempt some of our conversation on our Indiana Jones episode.
Yeah, I'm not going to be here for Dial of Destiny, so can I
just say that I just wanted to jump in
on the Crystal Skull conversation.
Go for it.
Well, I just,
in retrospect, pretty good.
Pretty good movie,
at least for the first half.
Yeah.
And I was re-watching it
the other day
and thought that the scene
in the soda shop
with him and Shia
Yeah, it's...
is awesome.
Very endearing.
Yeah, I think that this movie
and Dial of Destiny have a lot in common, and we
will discuss that when we discuss Dial of Destiny,
but when I revisited it, I liked it.
I liked it.
It definitely was not the full
scale tire fire that I thought it was
when I saw it back in 2008. I don't think it's going
in the Hall of Fame. I don't either. And we are on an
unprecedented run of Reds
through this period in Ford's career, and it's not going to get any better anytime soon. I don't either. And we are on an unprecedented run of reds through this period in Ford's career.
And it's not going to get any better anytime soon.
2009, Crossing Over.
This is an immigration drama.
I believe that Harrison Ford plays an ICE agent in this film.
Okay.
That's not good.
This is not a good movie.
Chris, have you seen this?
I don't think so.
Ray Liotta appears in this film.
I believe as a guy who attempts to illegally acquire
green cards
for immigrants.
I've never even seen
Wayne Kramer directed this?
Wow.
This is,
we're in a dark period here.
2010 Extraordinary Measures.
Have you guys seen this film?
No.
Brendan Fraser
plays the father
of a young boy
who I believe has a
terminal illness
and Harrison Ford
plays a doctor.
Not going in.
2010.
We've all been waiting
to hear Amanda weigh in
on whether or not
Morning Glory
is in the Harrison Ford
Hall of Fame.
I don't think it needs
to go in the Hall of Fame
but this is a wonderful film.
Are you sure?
Well,
I think it's the only one
that's eligible.
Yeah. I mean, if you want to do like No, from his like Well, I think it's the only one that's eligible. Yeah.
I mean, if you want to do like...
No, from his, like, time-wise, I think like...
Magazine-y list.
I think that this is the most eligible candidate.
This is a rom-com written by Aline Brush McKenna, who also wrote 27 Dresses and The Devil Wears Prada.
It's directed by Roger Michel, who directed Notting Hill.
It stars Rachel McAdams, who is wonderful,
Patrick Wilson as the guy
who's doing like a great
sort of Harrison Ford
and Working Girl tribute
of just like being a guy
who's charming and handsome
and just there.
But it's set in the world
of like morning news,
like Today Show,
Good Morning America,
all those sorts of things.
And the anchors of the morning news show today show good morning america all those sorts of things and the anchors of the
morning news show are diane keaton and then former uh nightly news anchor uh who uh is being pushed
out of the news space and into the morning show space harrison ford so just he's delightful he's
grumpy he hates everything he doesn't want to do the news segments you but finally he's delightful. He's grumpy. He hates everything. He doesn't want to do the news segments.
But finally, he's won over by Rachel McAdams,
who's like the startup, you know, energized news producer.
And it's comedy.
Like he gets to do comedy.
And it's sort of like character actor charm.
It's lovely, but it doesn't need to go in.
But you should watch this movie
it's great
Morning Glory is out
I like it too
it's definitely not bad
2011 Cowboys and Aliens
is bad
yes
major misfire
Daniel Craig
and Harrison Ford
Jon Favreau
directed by Jon Favreau
and was supposed to be like
here we got a new franchise
massive summer release
that flopped
2013
42 a very successful film biopic of Jackie Robinson got a new franchise. Massive summer release that flopped. 2013, 42.
A very successful film.
Biopic of Jackie Robinson.
Starring the late,
great Chadwick Boseman.
Critical role for Ford,
who plays Branch Rickey,
the general manager
of the then Brooklyn Dodgers,
who signs Jackie Robinson
and obviously breaks
the color barrier
when he comes to
Major League Baseball.
A well-liked
movie, a little stiff for my taste as a movie, but not bad. I think Brian Helgeland directed this,
screenwriter. Probably the most seen and appreciated Ford performance from this dark period
is it in. Do you think about Harrison Ford for more than three seconds of this movie? Isn't it
mostly Chadwick Boseman?
Yes.
Yeah.
Ricky plays a critical part in the telling of the story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whether or not that's the right way to tell this story, I guess, is debatable.
But he's pretty good in the movie.
I'm not into that.
I'm not into it either.
If we want something from this era, I would do Morning Glory before.
I would do Morning Glory from this era, and I would go back and say Working Girl or Air Force One should go in.
Well, we might get to do that.
Okay, that same year
in 2013, there is a film
called Paranoia.
This is actually the third film in this entire
filmography that I've never seen.
It's directed by Robert Luketic.
It stars Liam Hemsworth, Gary Oldman,
Amber Heard, and Harrison Ford.
Have you guys seen this movie?
I had never even heard of it until I looked at this.
This feels fake.
Yeah.
This feels like someone inserted a fake movie into Harrison Ford's filmography.
For like tax purposes or whatever?
Yeah.
I've never seen it.
I've never heard of it.
It cost $35 million.
It was released by the Notorious Relativity Media.
It's on Max.
And had made only $17 million at the box office.
Any listeners out there who have seen this film,
please let us know if it is in some way a hidden gem,
but it is not.
It is a 7% Rotten Tomato.
That's extraordinary.
7%.
Okay.
Also in 2013, he's cranking them out.
Ender's Game.
The Orson Scott card adaptation, long in the works.
Harrison Ford plays the critical role of Colonel Graff,
did not like this movie.
Is this one of the...
No, I like The Maze Runner.
The Maze Runner.
Okay, so that's what you watched all of on the plane.
Okay, I couldn't remember.
Right.
Death Cure, Scorch Trials.
Sure.
Yeah.
You more of a Scorch Trials guy or...
I actually think Death Cure is pretty fun.
What happens in that?
They cure death.
Okay.
But Maze Runner is good.
Is Harrison Ford in that?
No.
Okay.
Patricia Clarkson's in it.
Oh, good for her.
And then in the other ones, John Carl Esposito is in it.
Oh, okay.
And Aidan Gillen.
Where's Bean?
Why does he wear the mask?
Also in 2013,
a brief role
in Anchorman 2
in which he plays
a cable news anchor.
This was sad to you.
I felt like he was kind of like,
where am I?
I'm serious.
I thought he was funny.
I thought he was fine.
The Anchorman where like
there was 80 people there,
I was like,
this is an Anchorman.
Okay. What is Anchorman to you? Anchorman is pure and Anchorman is like there was 80 people there. I was like, this is an Anchorman. Okay.
What is Anchorman to you?
Anchorman is pure.
And Anchorman is not like a platform for a lot of cameos.
Anchorman is like about that news station.
And it was like a perfect film.
And when they were like, let's get a thousand people to pretend to be an Anchorman.
I was like, no.
There was a great little side moment in Jennifer Lawrence's Hot Ones.
I'm not sure if you guys watched that.
I did see that.
Where she was asked for what is the critical,
the best Will Ferrell
performance.
I think he asks her that
after he has her eat
Da Bomb.
Yeah, Da Bomb
Beyond Insanity,
which is the hottest
hot sauce known to man.
And watching Jennifer Lawrence
eat that wing
is extremely funny.
And she's incredible.
She's like sobbing.
She's so great.
Trying to drink, yeah.
It's great content.
But she wanted to go Anchorman
and then thought it was too obvious
so she went Elf.
Oh, okay.
Because she said the commitment
to playing an elf.
She was like,
when you make a movie,
you don't know if it's going to be good.
You have no idea.
It's a crapshoot.
So Will Ferrell got in an elf costume
and ran around New York City
and he was like,
I'm game.
And she was like,
that's an incredible act of fearlessness.
I respect it.
Which I thought was a great answer.
That is a great answer.
Yeah.
It's a great argument,
but the answer is Ricky Bobby.
It's fucking Step Brothers.
No, it's Anchorman.
Okay, moving on.
Anchorman 2 is not
in the Harrison Ford Hall of Fame.
In 2014,
he appeared in The Expendables 3.
This is tough.
This is bummer town, man.
Yeah.
This whole run here
until 2017
is just full of bummers.
There are some
Age of Adaline defenders.
Are there any at this table? No. Nope. Respectfully. 2017, whole run here until 2017 is just full of bummers there are some age of adeline defenders are there
any at this table no nope respectfully 2017 star wars the force awakens i would like to say that i
would like to put this green i watched this again the other night and he is quite awesome in it and
you know obviously has been doing a lot of uh looking looking through his back pages in this era from 2017
through now. It's essentially
all roles he has played before
with the exception of one.
I thought that this was a really thoughtful
and cool way for this
character to go out. It's true.
The Force, the Jedi,
all of it. It's all true.
Incredible line reading.
Yeah.
One of the only moments in that movie that I feel like actually captures the magic of
the original Star Wars films.
For sure.
That would be a bold take to put The Force Awakens in.
What do you think, Amanda?
I'm open to it.
We can yellow it.
Okay, we will yellow it for now.
Do you think...
His performance is very good and it's, of course, critical to the story.
Like, I would say he's much more important in Force Awakens than he is in Blade Runner 2049
where he comes in after like two hours.
I agree. Yes.
Completely agree.
I enjoy him and Gosling.
It's good.
That exchange in the bar sequence there.
But I don't think Blade Runner 2049 is going to hit for him.
I think Blade Runner 2049 is a better movie than Force Awakens.
I agree. I agree.
Yeah.
But I don't think that...
I think Harrison Ford in Force Awakens... I haven't I agree. Yeah. But I don't think that I think Harrison Ford in
Force Awakens.
I haven't seen Call of
the Wild but you can.
I've seen it.
The CGI is quite poor.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't love it.
I love Jack London.
Do you?
I do.
Okay.
Survivalist that I am.
Sure.
2023 Indiana Jones and
the Dial of Destiny.
I don't know
Can we even weigh in on this before we do the
I guess yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I played a can
He's good
I like this movie
I think it's pretty good
And it's almost great compared to a lot of other stuff that comes out these days
Very true
But I would probably put Crystal Skull over this
If we were talking about Hall of Fame performances.
That would make it red.
His performance is very good
in this movie,
especially considering the fact
that he was 78 years old
when they made this movie.
And he broke his leg doing it.
And he is in the center
of the entire movie.
Yeah.
I think it's red.
I think it's red as well.
Okay.
So where do we wind up?
Let's recap.
I don't know how many we have.
Going back,
American Graffiti is yellow.
Star Wars A New Hope is green.
Apocalypse Now is yellow. The Empire Strikes Back, green. Raiders
of the Lost Ark, green. Blade Runner, green.
Return of the Jedi, yellow. Witness, green.
The Mosquito Coast, yellow.
Working Girl, yellow. Last Crusade,
yellow. That's going to turn. Presumed
Innocent, green. Fugitive, green.
Clear and Present Danger, green.
Air Force One, yellow.
The Force Awakens, yellow.
We have eight.
We have two.
Two slots.
Eight greens.
And how many yellows are we pulling from?
One, two, three, four, eight?
Mosquito Coast?
I think for the sake of rationality,
we're choosing between Working Girl, Last Crusade, and Air Force One.
Fine. Working Girl and Last Crusade.
I'm okay with that.
I don't think we need to have him playing.
I don't think we need two Han Solos
and two Indiana Joneses.
Do we currently have that?
We would if we put Last Crusade in.
Okay, that's fine.
I don't think we need more than that.
That's what I mean.
No Air Force One.
I like it, but I feel that...
He does the same thing in Clear and Present Day.
Yeah, we have...
Okay.
You know, a political thriller.
Wasn't he supposed to become the president
in the next Jack Ryan movie that never got made?
I thought that he did.
He was supposed...
I think he's...
Doesn't he become president in the Nuke one
because everybody dies and he has to take over? I can't remember, but Ben Affleck was Jack Ryan in that film. Yeah, but I think he become president in the nuke one because everybody dies and he has to take over
I can't remember
but Ben Affleck
was Jack Ryan
yeah
but I think he becomes
president
because he's like
I meant to rewatch that
but then I couldn't justify it
there's a whole series
of Tom Clancy books
with president Jack Ryan
I think it'd be fun
to do a Jack Ryan pod
okay
Shadow Recruit
did you see that film
I did
directed by Kenneth Branagh
no
starring Chris Pine
and Keira Knightley
oh I did see that.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's not good.
Okay.
Gosh.
There's way too much him rehabbing his back in that one.
FYI.
No American graffiti.
You love to do this.
You love to put on your...
I love to make content.
Your film nerd hat.
And you're like, this is the historical moment.
This is a film podcast.
You like history
in this context.
You don't like it
in the context of
Much to your chagrin,
this is not a
cheese grater podcast.
Our great filmmakers.
I think that I've done
really well
not laughing again
for the last 30 minutes.
I deeply disagree.
I have been trying
so hard.
Okay.
We were saying Working Girl and Last Crusader are the two films we were going to add. That's what trying so hard. Okay. We were saying
Working Girl and Last Crusader
are the two films
we were going to add.
That's what I voted for.
You would put Working Girl
over American Graffiti.
Yes.
Do you think the people
at home agree?
Do I care?
No, we know you don't.
Chris, what do you think?
I thought we were
coming out of here
with one of American Graffiti
Apocalypse Now
or The Conversation.
But it's okay
that we're not, I guess.
I don't really...
I know why you like those parts.
I think they're historically significant parts with...
I think American Graffiti is more significant
than the conversation in Apocalypse Now.
I agree with that.
Because it is the first big ticket movie,
first iconic movie he appears in.
And his part is actually...
I don't know if it's more critical but it's more memorable essential i'm not sure what the word is so why don't we do
working girl in american graffiti and not do last crusade we have raiders okay that's fine
i wouldn't do working girl is this punishment because i thought chris was funny
like i what do you want from me?
Think of it this way.
It's all punishment.
It's all reward, too.
Just getting to do this is a reward for all of us.
Especially Bob.
In person.
Did we cite that?
That Bobby is here in person with us?
Happy to be here.
Is that why the energy is so crazy?
No, this is what it's like now.
All the time, too.
Off mic, too, for some reason. I brought carbs and I thought maybe like, oh, everybody's going to have a bagel and be kind's like now. All the time, too. Off mic, too,
for some reason.
and I thought maybe everybody's going to
have a bagel
and be kind of sedate.
They'll be bread high
and we'll be really
chill with each other.
You were hoping for that?
Yes, I've never really
talked much about
Harrison Ford's
personal life,
which I think is
pretty interesting.
He was married to
Melissa Matheson
for a long time.
Screenwriter of E.T.
And then he got married
to Calista Flockhart.
Yes.
A couple of things I wanted to point out
about his non-big screen appearances that I enjoy.
Number one, the David Blaine.
The David Blaine special is the greatest unscripted television moment.
Where he starts crying because David Blaine
somehow inserts a playing card into an orange without peeling it.
Yes.
Harrison Ford is wearing an earring and he's with Calista Flockhart and he just starts crying.
He's so high.
Unbelievable television.
Did you ever consider an earring?
A soul earring?
A diamond stud in your right ear?
What would you do if I got a hoop?
I would applaud you and then I would call you Blackbeard for the rest of your life.
Did you ever consider magic?
Also, a really great on YouTube.
I did not.
There's also a really great YouTube deep dive to go on
for his British talk show appearances.
Specifically, he does a Blade Runner 2049 talk show appearance
with Ryan Gosling,
where the woman is just like, I haven't seen this movie.
And he's like, me neither.
And starts drinking whiskey.
Like, he's a great Graham Norton guest.
Oh, I've seen that one.
Oh, yeah.
The Graham Norton one's good.
I get served the Gosling Harrison Ford Graham Norton appearance a lot on Instagram.
And they do a bit where he can't remember Ryan's name.
And it's very funny.
Yeah.
I don't really think that's his personal life, but continue.
And then the last one I was going to mention is his is his love of aviation yeah continue yeah well
i mean i personally uh think that harrison ford you're giving like your first ever book report
right now because i i as a person, do believe...
I was always kind of
wondering...
He crashed two planes.
Why did my golf game plateau?
You know, why did it level out?
Why did I never get better?
And I think it's because
in the back of my head,
I'm always worried
about getting hit by
a Harrison Ford piloted plane.
And if I can't be present
when I'm standing over a six iron
and I'm like, I got to shape this.
I need to leave this, you know?
I like that theory,
but I can assure you that is not why.
How do you know?
You're not inside my head.
No, but I've played with you many times.
But you're going to the gym.
That's right.
So it could all change.
And it could all change for Harrison Ford
if we keep him out of planes.
I think we should.
I think he's... How much more do you think he's got in the tank? How many more Harrison Ford if we keep him out of planes I think we should I think he's
so do you
how much more do you think
he's got in the tank
how many more Harrison Ford
movies do you think
I don't think very many more
I think he's
I think he will be
General Ross
oh man
and did you see
how sad that was
when he was like
they were working me
really hard
I did
and I did not really understand
he was asked
if he's looking forward
to portraying
Red Hulk
are you guys familiar with
red hulk yeah i think so and he said what's red hulk which i think was a troll job on his part
but i'm not sure and if he doesn't know that he's playing a character that is going to turn into red
hulk that's very funny it seems possible my gut is telling me american graffiti in last crusade
i don't know what to tell you. Is there something else
you'd like to swap out?
When did you decide
to be really mean to me
on this podcast?
Like, it was okay
for a while.
Like, a couple weeks into it.
Yeah.
I think if you,
whenever you fire one dart,
What dart did she fire?
Yeah.
I become alive.
You know, I'm like,
it's go time.
Was it just because
I was laughing?
You waited the whole pod. Like, in the last five minutes. Oh, I. Was it just because I was laughing? You waited the whole pod.
Like in the last five minutes.
Oh, I know what it was.
It was when you brought up
the grail.
Oh, and you were defensive
because you got a lot of
mean internet comments
and you read all of them
despite me telling you not to.
And then we personified them
here in this room.
With all of my anti-grailites.
Okay.
The non-grailies okay
we defy thee
gotta come up with a better name
yeah
uh
is that your version of stoolies
grailies
something like that
yeah
no the non-grailies
non-grailies
okay
there's a hyphen in there
it's not working
it's not good
we don't subscribe
to the mythology of the grail
did we get to 10
no have we decided no because he is just taking away It's not good. We don't subscribe to the mythology of the Grail. Did we get to 10?
Have we decided?
No, because he is just taking away Working Girl now just to be an asshole.
That's not true.
I just don't know if it's representative of the Hall of Fame.
And American Graffiti is.
Well, you said it yourself.
We like to put the breakthrough. You like to do that.
I'm like, you know, it was nice that he got that shot.
Without it, we would not have Star Wars.
Right, I know.
But that's pretty important.
We can't include it in every single Hall of Fame.
It's like, well, this was his first role.
But just because you wanted to nail working girl Jack Traynor in 1999.
Has Harrison Ford ever done any voice work in animated films?
He has.
I did not include that work in those films.
Anything notable?
I take it back.
Maybe he has never done that before.
Wow, a true...
He's, yeah.
He's one of us.
Yeah.
Wow, intriguing.
And yet, I heard you on another podcast
extolling the virtues of Spider-Man
across the Spider-Verse.
Man, you did so good.
You were so respectful.
I really felt you on that.
And you tried so hard. You were so respectful. I really felt you on that and you tried so hard
and it was endearing.
I have bad news.
What?
In 2019,
Harrison Ford performed
the voice
of Batman, right?
Of Rooster
in The Secret Life of Pets 2.
Oh, I thought he was
in the Lego movie.
Is Secret Life of Pets
that's different than the DC.
Are they superheroes in their secret lives?
You're referring to the League of Super Pets?
Yes.
Is that the one with the rock?
It is.
Oh, yeah.
I had to watch that while I was babysitting once.
How'd that go?
I mean, I didn't like it that much.
Did you tell the children you were watching it with that it was bad?
No, but I was just like, man, this is a bad beat.
What animated films
have you...
You could be watching
Rounders.
Incredible.
Just the bear episode one,
just a poster,
Rounders poster.
Yeah.
Just right into my neck.
Have you...
I'm only on the first two episodes.
Okay.
I'm sorry about all the text messages
you must be getting.
I have muted all of the chains
that are asking me about the bear.
The bear season two
is like they took the blood out of my body
and put it in a TV show.
It is.
It's remarkable.
Wait till you get to seven.
They just put Wilco's handshake drugs
in the first episode.
Amazing.
Are you a Bruce Hortonsby guy?
Of course.
That's amazing.
I don't want to hear shit about the bear.
Don't say nothing. I didn't say anything. This about the bear don't say nothing
I didn't say anything
this is what I do every day
as you guys are just like
they took my essence
and then they put it on FX
you know
and it was amazing
like I'm used to it
I was about to give you working girl
I was about
I was on the verge
of giving you something
I didn't say anything
I want Chris to apologize for the slander that he and Andy laid upon Monster,
the R.E.M. album that was in the beer trailer.
You know, it's good to those of us who were born in the 80s.
I liked it.
I like Monster.
I think that Monster...
No, you guys slagged it.
Yeah.
You didn't talk enough about Mike Mills' guitar tone,
which is magnificent.
Also, it's Pete Buck's guitar tone.
Uh-oh.
Sorry, Pete Buck's guitar tone.
That's true.
That's right.
I think the bear is great.
And I'm happy for you guys.
And, you know, I felt like I was very fair on this podcast.
You were good.
I was respectful.
I laughed at everybody. What are you talking podcast. You were good. I was respectful. I laughed at everybody.
What are you talking about?
You were fair and respectful?
You've never been described that way in your entire life.
Is this how you imagine yourself?
At least I know I'm doing some kind of performance.
Great statesman.
Thank God we had you there to have the Wagner group stand down
as Amanda stood on the embassy at the stairs and said
ladies and gentlemen
working girl
guys let's not start
go home and watch
working girl
come on
what is the argument here
is it working girl
or last crusade
or working girl
or American graffiti
that is the argument
it's which of those
three movies
I think we should do
working girl
and American graffiti
oh interesting
and no last crusade
yeah I mean
I don't know
I mean like
I understand why
we have two
yeah no I get it
we have two Han Solos
and two Indies
and that's half of
the Hall of Fame
the true peacemaker
over here
thank you so much
yeah
you are
you are like
you're R. Kissinger
I agree I agree
I agree to it
American Graffiti
and Working Girl
go into the Hall of Fame
that means we're leaving
on the cutting room floor
from the attendant
Yellow's Apocalypse Now
Return of the Jedi
he's not really
in that movie that much
the Mosquito Coast
Indiana Jones
and the Last Crusade
Air Force One
I think people
will grouse about that
and the Force Awakens
which I thought was
an interesting nomination.
I'll give you credit for that.
I just think that
of all of the kind of like,
I'm going back in time,
this was the one
where I was like,
he actually seems like
he really wants to say goodbye
to this character
in a special way,
which isn't to say nothing
about Dial of Destiny.
I'll let you guys
talk about that.
What's your most illogical
I really want this in movie
that isn't in?
Is it Morning Glory?
Yeah.
I think he's really good in that.
And to Chris's point, like that's our last movie is 1997.
Crazy.
So he is still doing things of value.
Our last movie is 1994.
Oh, 94.
Oh, because we didn't even do.
That's 29 years ago.
Right.
But it's like I have still been glad that Harrison Ford has been making movies for the last 30 last 30 years i think because of that maybe he just means a hell of a lot more to us
well bobby does he mean anything to you uh i mean i grew up a gigantic star wars fan so he was like
the basically the first movie star that i cared about and had an active investment in but like a
lot of those like 80s and 90s movies i did not see obviously when i was a kid and like have only been
able to
return to a few of them so I don't know if he means definitely not as much as he does for you
guys but uh he's like again the coolest guy ever so Han Solo is the greatest character of all time
Cruise, Denzel, Julia Roberts, Hanks, Harrison Ford those are the ones we've done no who no who
do you think is at the top of the heap?
Cruise, Hanks, Denzel,
Julia Roberts. I would say that that is the quintet of power over
the last 40 years. Who's the top of the heap currently?
All time. Oh.
I mean, I was...
You used the rewatchables context to frame it.
Yeah, yeah. Well, as I said, because Mission Impossible
is coming out soon, I've basically been toggling
between Mission Impossible, Cruise, and Harrison Ford, which really kind of set up that dichotomy in my head.
I think that they all do different things.
Yeah.
I think Denzel has the most, like, I'll never forget performances.
And Denzel has the most variety,
I would say, in the types of movies.
He can do a lot of genre.
Harrison Ford is the best at genre.
Tom Cruise has one very specific genre,
which is Tom Cruise jumping off of things,
plus the 80s, 90s,
I'm doing working with great directors.
actor runs.
So Denzel has all of the above and kind of continues to make good movies.
That's the other thing is that, did we do Denzel Hall of Fame?
I believe we did.
I think we did with Shay.
And I have to assume that we had something from the last 30 years in it.
Well, Training Day.
Training Day.
Yeah.
I mean, he was just nominated for the Tragedy of Macbeth.
Right.
Yes.
He's still doing great work.
He's actually just,
he's pretty good in Equalizer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, if you like,
it may not be your cup of tea,
but he's pretty awesome in it.
The Harrison Ford Hall of Fame
is as follows.
American Graffiti,
Star Wars A New Hope,
The Empire Strikes Back,
Raiders of the Lost Ark,
Blade Runner,
Witness,
Working Girl,
Presumed Innocent,
The Fugitive,
Clear and Present Danger.
I think that's good.
I think that's representative of what we like about him.
Agree.
Agree.
You know?
Yeah.
Well done.
Any final thoughts?
Who's next?
Who are you scouting for a Hall of Fame?
That's a really good question.
I don't think I have a single one planned for the rest of the year right now.
I think we have a whole mess of Martin Scorsese content. But none of them are going to be Hall of Fames? It says Hall of Fame on the dock.
Oh, okay. Wow. Bloodbath. That's a tough one. Yeah, I guess so. I guess it'll be tough because
there are like seven or eight musts and then like two or three. Yeah, two or three like passion projects.
That's a hard one.
I don't know if we've ever done a director's
Hall of Fame.
We did Nancy Meyers Hall of Fame.
Nancy Meyers.
But did she even have 10 films?
Yes.
As a writer.
I think we counted writer and director.
Who should we do, Chris?
By the way, my answer to that is Cruise still.
Your answer is still Cruise? Cruise is of all of those people. Yeah. Who should we do, Chris? By the way, my answer to that is Cruz, still. Your answer is still Cruz?
Cruz is of all of those people.
Yeah.
Who should we do next?
None of those other people ever tried to make a Magnolia.
Cillian Murphy Hall of Fame?
Pass.
Who else?
We've already done Julia Roberts.
Craven the Hunter Hall of Fame?
Best Craven the Hunter issues?
Does Clooney have anything coming?
Did we do Clooney? Well, he's directing The Boys in the Hunter Hall of Fame. Best Craving the Hunter issues. Does Clooney have anything coming? Did we do Clooney?
Well, he's directing The Boys in the Boat.
Right.
Which is coming out on Christmas this year, I believe.
Did we do the Clooney Hall of Fame?
We did Julia for Ticket to Paradise.
I can't remember if we did a Hall of Fame.
That would be an interesting Hall of Fame just because he's got like the peaks are about as high as they get.
And the valleys are really low. Yeah. get and then there's a lot of valleys.
Really low.
Yeah.
It's tricky.
We did do it.
We did.
Okay.
Yeah.
What was the Clooney Hall of Fame?
Batman and Robin
Out of Sight
Three Kings
The Perfect Storm
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Ocean's Eleven
Good Night and Good Luck
Michael Clayton
Fantastic Mr. Fox
and The Descendants.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
No Siriana.
The film for which
he won an Academy Award.
Which he also had
spinal fluid leakage.
That was tough.
We did that on
December 26, 2020.
Have you seen
Siriana, Bob?
I have not.
I don't think you'd agree
with some of its politics.
Do you?
I don't have to agree.
I just have to be
entertained.
Did Siriana
predict Liv?
That's right.
I think it did.
I think it predicted PIF.
Yeah. I've seen Six Underground. I think it predicted PIF. Yeah.
I've seen Six Underground.
Not afraid of it.
No more closing thoughts.
On Harrison Ford
or on the future
of the Hall of Fame?
Either one.
I love Harrison Ford.
I think I would,
I could have gone for,
oh,
we're going to be here
for another 10 minutes
if I ask this prompt.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm not sure we have
that 10 minutes, but go ahead.
All right.
You have a hard out, I bet.
What's a movie from the last 10 years that you're like,
man, I wish Harrison Ford had done this?
Like in his prime or at the time?
The Harrison Ford that has kind of been like,
I'll do Rick Deckard and I'll do Indiana Jones and I'll do Han Solo,
but I'm not really working that much anymore.
Like what's a movie maybe from the last 10-15 years
they're like
oh he would have been awesome in this.
Replace Robert Redford
with him in All Is Lost?
Yeah.
That's a great answer.
That's a great answer.
Which one is All Is Lost?
The man alone on a boat?
Yeah.
I thought you were going to say
what was the other
really good recent Robert Redford?
The old man in the gun.
The old man in the gun.
I wouldn't replace Robert Redford there because it's about the gun the old man in the gun I wouldn't replace
Robert Redford there
because it's about charm
yeah
I think he's too old
to have done it
but he's
they're
they're
yeah they could do that
switchable
he's definitely too old
to have done it
but like Captain Phillips
is like
yeah
oh
probably right on the edge
so he would have been
a little too old
60 you know
70
yeah okay
so that probably was tough
a little too old
I would have loved it
if he had just taken
one or two like random
Chris Cooper roles, you know?
Yeah.
What if he had done
August Osage County
or if he had done,
you know, something,
I don't know.
What if he were Bane?
That would have been good.
How would Bane
as Harrison Ford sound?
Exactly the same. what if he was
the Gillen role
he's just in there
for a couple minutes
why does he wear the mask
get off my plane
that would have been
a good callback
nothing for you
I'm thinking
you don't want to end this pod
it's beautiful I can tell to end this pod it's beautiful
I can tell
yeah
drive my car
it's nice spending time
in Harrison Ford's world
no I get it
Nightmare Alley
do you think he would have
been good in past lives
yeah
in Greta Lee's part
Greta Lee's part
yeah
I think he would have
done very well there
he basically does
what Greta Lee does
in past lives
he does in the
David Blaine show
where he just can't
believe
take our breath away
he can't believe
the wonder of the world
he just starts crying
it's true
yeah
well it's been a weird podcast
thank you to our producer
Bobby Wagner
who's here in studio
with us for his work
later on the big picture
this week
Mallory Rubin
joins Amanda and I
to talk about
Indiana Jones
and the Dial of Destiny
and we're going to rank
all the Indiana Jones movies which we've kind of given away our hand, I think, a bit on this podcast.
I'm curious what Mal will bring to the table.
Me too. We will see you then. you