The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Biggeset Problem 215

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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amazing if they could just put a little meter on that does that, but they don't. Here we go. What are you going to do? Somebody told me I can't do the thing because it's off by a second, so I have to do it early. I have to go, biggest problem. No, that sounds terrible. The universe.

They told me my sinks off. Who the fuck told you that? Somebody said that it's not on the beat. Your audio is off? Well, like, whenever I do it over the song, Because we do it remote. So now I have to try and do it randomly. They're fucking with you.

I forgot how to do it. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From juicing the lottery to Vivek Ramoswamy. Did we do some kind of Indian thing last time? Don't we ever, don't we always? I don't think that was one of the few... Yeah, this fucker tricked me.

We didn't do any kind of Vivek one at all. I don't know. You piece of shit, Tito Slam. slam. Fuck you. Slam your dick in a door. Slam that dick in a door. I'm your host Dick Mason. Joining me is always his feet of Juwildi.

What's up, everybody? Let me see. It's a new year. Can you raise my levels slightly? I'm afraid that you're maxed out on my raising ability. You are all the way up. How come it was fine last week? I don't know.

It is the mystery. The mystery of cursed audio ship. It's down and it's up here. Finally. Why do I still have it on? All right. Now I've got to cut all that shit out when I print it.

Happy 2026. Happy 2026. It is a new year. All right. All right. I'll do the last time. Suicide prevention, number one. Way to go.

That was me. That was you. Way to go. Juiced up powerball. Number two. That was you. Neck and neck almost there. Banning super chats.

Number three, micro USB cables. That deserved to be the top, I think. I thought, did you agree with me on that one? I thought you didn't even understand the micro USB cable. Well, no, I was just like arguing for the sake of content. You understand the hooks. They never work. I don't know about that hook shit

I still don't know about that I mean they obviously don't work But like if you ever got one that gets loose And like you can't use it anymore They're all garbage They're all just total dog shit And you gotta go and you gotta bend the hooks Which is impossible

And I don't know how they haven't Bending any cables man That sounds like a recipe for Uh Not the cable 10 firemen telling you Yeah this is what burned your house down This guy burned

This guy bent hooks He bent the hooks Yeah we've found the source of the fire It was this cable where some shithead has bent the hooks. How did that cable go like 10 years without them coming out with an official hook bending tool

to repair your USB cables? That's what I want to know. You know, and then anytime... It should have been a thing that could just have unbent the hooks and made the cable good again, but they never did it. It never gets any better. Well, the C's pretty good.

The USB C. Is it? I feel like half the time... The round one. Yeah, I mean, that... No, the connector's fine. Yeah. Like, again, I know I did USB cables is a problem, but I still look at a USB cable.

I'll plug it in and I'll go, I don't know if this is working at maximum efficiency. I don't know if I got a bad one. Sometimes I'll plug my phone in with... Because, like, sometimes I'll plug my phone in with a cable and it's like, boom. Zoom, zoom into the moon, Alice, and it charges it in two seconds. And I use a different cable. And it's like, it'll be there all day. And it's like, yeah, I'm barely charging here.

That's your fucking whart. That's your wool. Ward, dude. It's not the cable. It's a wall wart. What's a wall wart? The wall wart. It's this thing you stick in the wall that you stick the cable into. You got to get high amps on that shit. You got to get like 50, 60 amps.

No, you don't. You don't. I got these. I went on Amazon. I can tell already. The red one? Maybe it is. The red one. You got four ports on that thing? No, it's both. That's dog shit. You need one port. You need one port to know all the powers going to the one port. Is that what it is? If you got more than one port?

It's a fucking problem. I bet that's a 5 amp ward. It says adapter fast charge 3.0 on it. Yeah, but how many amps it's got? How many amps are cooking on that thing? I don't know. You got to read that shit, man. I can't read it with my glasses.

Looks like a piece of shit. Input. Okay, USBC, the voltage? Amps, you need amps. You need high amps. Two ports max. Both of the USBC ports are a five voltage. I knew it. What did I say?

Five, five. What did I say? No, five V. Is five V? You need about, you need about a hundred. You need about a hundred Vs. Is that true or is that going to, is that just something you're making up? It's fucking true. Type it into Amazon. A hundred volt wallwort. Hundred? They're not called a wall ward. They're called a wallward. Type it in. It will do it. Won't that destroy your, hold on.

110? This is, here's, a hundred. A hundred. A hundred. 100. Boom. USB wall charger. I'm going to look up what's this. 100 USB wall charger. All right. Here's some comments. Suitable username says.

But this is 40 watt four ports. That means each port is 10, right? Each year you're getting dog shit watts. Yeah, give it a good look. Take your glasses off. Get a good look. Well, it works. So the other one works.

You got to go to Hogwarts. Hold on. No, hold on. It says 5 volt 3-amp, 9 volt 2.2. 3 amp, bro. What did I tell you? You need 20 amps minimum. You need 20 amps minimum.

20 amps? You need 20 amps, dude? How do I get that? You gotta fucking type in, MegaWort. You gotta get a MegaWort TurboPack for Christmas. Search for 2026 MegaWort, Hogwort Superpack. It's not called a MegaWort. It's not helpful.

Harry Potter, IP, Wall Charger. Stop just making up names of things. It's not helpful. One plug. Look for one plug. Hold on. One plug. One plug.

USBC1 maintains a full 30 watt output. This is why I'm so good at AI. Because I talk like this. What the fuck did I get? You got the cheap-ass one with four plugs in it. It fucking sucks. Stupid. It said it was a good one.

It said turbo mag. You got to get a mag safe. Mag-safe. Hogg-Words. I got tricked. I got tricked. Suitable. username says, Vito the True Talent, bring us content while show on hiatus.

I don't know why that was typed like that. This says it's 41. Why does it not say? It said I was 41 when I bought it. You need amps, bro. You're looking at the wrong thing. You need amps. I'm looking at the exact one I got.

I'm looking at a dog shit. Riley and Friends says ending was peak cinema. I can't lie. Casson says. Why are you reading? Those are comments from the Collins show. You weren't even on that. Well, I'm reading the comments.

You're not going to know what they're in reference to. It's a waste of time. Well, what was the ending that he's talking about? It was great. A guy called in. It was a great ending. I'm not going to spoil it. You got to watch it.

Okay, there we go. Kesson, so this is how Vito spends his Christmas. I'm pretty sure I can understand the concept text of that one. I'm looking up this charger. Mike Kessel. It says it's 40 watts. She has got four plugs, though. It's dog shit.

Mike Kessel says, the biggest problem on Christmas Day is Chinese restaurants expecting big tips. My family and I went out for Chinese food after celebrating the holiday. I left an average tip and the waitress looked at me almost like she was going to call the cops on me for not giving her more money. How could you tell? What is the look that a Chinese lady gives you when she's going to call the cops? I was thinking about bringing that in as a problem. It's a little late now, but this expectation that you got to tip more.

because it's like Christmas or whatever. And I'm like, if you guys are like Chinese, you don't even believe in Jesus. Why would I give you more money? All the DoorDash, all the DoorDash guys show up and they go, DoorDash, DoorDash here. I hate, first of all, DoorDash guys who don't respect the leave it at my door, I don't want to talk to you.

Dude. Yeah, that's like this. Where they're like, DoorDash, DoorDash, hello, hero. And I'm like, yeah, just fucking leave it. I think they think if they knock, I'm going to like show up with like piles of money and hand it to them. Yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, just fucking leave it and get out of here. Just leave it, bro. But also, I can tell because it's Christmas, they did it way more,

where they're like banging on the fucking door, like, Christmas time, Christmas time delivery, hurrah, you bring me. And I'm like, no, no, you're not getting more money. You're from China. You don't believe in Jesus. You're not getting any extra Jesus Christmas money, okay? Now, if like a white lady with a fucking cross necklace shows up and goes, by the grace of God, I've brought you your fucking Taco Bell or whatever, I might give her. an extra buck. Would you though? Or would you just give her like a scathing

rebuke? No. I would I would at least consider it for a half a second and then not do it. But a fucking Chinese guy wants a Christmas tip? No. What do they have? Chinese New Year? But that's not. Is that the same? Uh, they, I mean.

I don't know. They give a lot of money, though. They got those red envelopes that they're tossing around like all. That is the one thing about Chinese culture and get behind is they're just like the best present is money. Obviously. Nothing else matters. Put money in an envelope and give it to me. That's a culture. That's a culture.

I can go, okay. I got, that's not bad. Yeah, that's cool. That's a good culture. Why don't you give them some packs, some magic the gathering packs? Maybe they would like that. Give them a little, let him pick out of the box. I hate to say it, but the last couple weeks have been me driving around all of Southern California buying magic cards because it's the only place I can get inventory now.

So now I'm that guy showing up at people's houses going, You got magic? You got the magic card? Seller Steven says Christmas ham is haram. I don't know what that means. Drink a beer and play a game. Official says, I think the grift should come back, but I think it would do better with more structure and less topics.

I had a lot of fun in my couple appearances, but I know I sucked on there. And part of that was an episode being... I just pick these comments at random. Top. I always picked the top. All right, he's talking about wanting to bring back a panel show. Oh. Everybody likes a good panel show.

He says he sucks on it, though. I don't think he sucked on. I don't remember him sucking on it. I just, the problem of those panel shows is like, who do you get, you know? Anybody who knows how to broadcast is probably already broadcasting by themselves. Yeah. Oh, man. That's really rude that you said that.

I, well, I think that's known, man. Okay. I'm talking specifically about watch that fucking, uh, yellow flashes, stupid. panel show or fucking yeah the uh the friday night tights guys you know if any of you guys were actually you know good at broadcasting you would just have a show with you and like another guy who's good at broadcasting instead you got to jammed 12 of you guys into a room together and

hope one of you says something funny people love that stuff though they love like nine people hanging out do they I don't I think it's very popular I think the only I think the only appeal of it is that there's just noise oh I think it's just something you put on, you're like doing something else, and you're like, ah, it's like being at a cafe, you're just hearing other people talk. You're not really paying attention what the fuck they're saying. I don't know, maybe.

Adams is, uh, what? I was going to say, how many panel shows are you listening to? I don't listen to any shows though. I'm a bad, like You're a bad listening to ask. Yeah. Adams, working a double at the hospital on Christmas, and some patient

just flashed me as balls and then shit himself. He will be on the naughty list. I appreciate this content So I can at least entertain myself a bit Thanks Vito Love the new logo There you go Toby says love you Vito

A show is better than no show That's a great compliment, isn't it? This is better than nothing It was a great calling show We did a great calling show God of hell A guy spends two hours explaining that what he is doing for fun

For him And he's really upset about that A Holes opinion You look like wings and boogie's love child you should trim or dye your beard. What about... I should dye my beard again. It's getting a little...

You should get extensions for your beard. Yeah, I should get like the Viking braids. Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. I should just be trimming it. You know, you can get it straightened. How do you get it straightened? I don't know. The Arabs do it. Is that a bag of trash?

Yeah. You just have a bag of trash with no trash can? Yeah, yeah. Are you cutting your hair at your computer? You're cutting your beard at your computer into a bag of trash. Yeah, I'm just trying to trim it a little bit. Is there other stuff in that trash bag? Yeah, there's some trash in there.

Where does it usually reside, the trash bag? I just grab it when I need, when I have trash any. Does it usually go in, like, a receptacle? Or is it just loose? No, it's just a loose bag. It's just a loose bag behind me. I don't want to I don't want to bring a

you know a whole bin into this I have a bin in the other room but this is just you know when I need to clean up in here I just grab a trash bag and I'm not there normally no no it's just when I when I'm cleaning I grab a trash bag and I fill it up Swag Jackson says if you bring back Monday

Monday night grift you should have Trixie and is one of the co-hosts he's this little suggestion programming suggestion I had Trixia on a couple episodes she's great Mike, Vito, I have to apologize to you. You may not remember what I was the guy who suggested, hey, Vito, you should stream a horror game for Halloween. Everyone crapped on you for that, and I felt bad

because I'm a huge Resident Evil fan. And I thought it was fine. I guess only me and you liked that stream. There you go. Just like 100 comments? How many comments do you? Less than ever. That was like seven comments.

Okay, we have a... There's going to be a big announcement. If you didn't see our bonus episode, there is a very big announcement today. Vito's had plenty of time to think about it. If you didn't see the bonus episode at patreon.com slash biggest problem, you know what's on the

line. For those of you who didn't see it, what's on the line is Vito giving up mod powers on YouTube and everywhere or the show is over forever. And before we get to that, we'll do that at the end of the show.

So we'll have a show before then, a good show before then. And then we'll have the Big reveal. I don't know. The audience doesn't know. It could go either way. I think it could go either way. And we'll see.

We'll see which way it goes after these problems. You won. You want to go first. Let me see here. My tab just emptied out. Okay. My problem, because I am the winner. And my computer just broke and I can't bring up my problem.

What did you do? How did you break my computer? Oh my God, everything's not working now. Hold on. Do you remember what it was? Well, I remember what it is. Yeah, but I had like some notes that would probably be useful. Here we go.

Okay. There we go. And now I can't see you. That's okay. You don't really need to see me. There he is. All right. What do you call it?

Sometimes I like to download programs, right? The pirated ones? not necessarily different utilities to help out my computer you know stuff like that and so there's like different websites you can go to that and to download these programs and you're like oh this is great

all I got to do is go and I know I want a program so obviously all I got to do is click on the download button to download the program and you're on the site and you're looking at the site Like, it's like you're going to a store for items. What, what kind of, you just...

Okay, let's say it's like audio, like an audio driver or something. Don't you search for that first? Like, you don't go to a site first. You get a search for it. No, but even on, okay, you go to the site for the thing. And it's like, here's the site for the thing. Yeah, whatever. Whatever the site is where you download the program.

Okay, like FMMPEG. Sure. Okay. Great example. Everybody needs some sort of video codec. Yeah. And you go, and clearly the way to download the site would be to click on the download button.

And then you look at the page and you go, oh no, it's a mind field. It's a trick. My problem, Dick, is fake download buttons. How is this legal? How is this allowed? How are you allowed to have ads where all the ad says is download now with a giant green button. Yeah.

That takes up the whole fucking screen. And then you got to look below it for like a little text. thing that says actual download right here. I really hate those guys. Dude, they're all over the page. You go, like, don't you think as an advertiser, there's like some level of, uh, this, what I'm doing right now is really sneaky. I've designed an advertisement, which is a giant fake download button that says the turbo

download is here. You want the fast download, right? And you go, of course I want the fast download. I don't want the slow one. and your only goal is to trick somebody into downloading what, Bonzie Buddy or some fucking shit. Yeah. Whatever the modern equivalent of Bonzi Buddy is.

Yeah, that little monkey. Yeah. There's all over the fucking page. And then I got to spend time looking on the page. I go, which one's the right one? Is it that? And then you click one and it goes, you're about to download CNET super browser.

And you're like, that's not what I want. This is bullshit. God damn it. Do you miss that a lot? Are you miss getting the wrong? Like you don't know right away? Oh shit. I get so excited seeing all the buttons.

You know, I go, oh, look at that giant green arrow. That's got to be a good one. Or like when you go to one of these websites that says, hey, you can watch this video. Maybe it's pornography. Maybe not. You go, okay, I can't wait to watch. I mean, it could be a family guy episode or something. You know, watch Family Guy now.

Oh, yeah. Like if you're trying to watch the Super Bowl or something. Yeah, the Super Bowl. Man. How much money could they be making on that shit? How much money could they be making on this scam? I don't know. That's what I don't understand is I go, what happens?

How does this generate revenue for anyone? Maybe it's just like a jerk. Who's setting it up to be an asshole? If it was installing like crypto miners on the computer of everybody who download, I would get it. But most of the time, it just tries to trick you and it downloads some weird application that's just going to sit on your deck. desktop and I don't know, maybe eventually tell you your computer's been taken over by Indian scammers and you got to send them a fucking iTunes gift card to unlock it.

Is that where that shit comes from? That it would be a good bonus episode to do like the biggest problem from the 1990s. Yeah. That's what this is making me think of. But it's still a problem. It's still going on. I mean, we can do the biggest problem in boomer tech for sure. But yeah.

I mean, it's just really weird that, okay, you would have a point if it wasn't still going on. That's, I guess what the problem is, is I'm mystified that this does seem like a scam out in 1996. What are you trying to download, though? You're making like videos? You're like, I'm going to put like a Star Wars in this video. I need this code. Yeah, maybe I'm going to download a Star Wars movie.

I don't fucking know. I'm trying to remember what I was trying to download. I was trying to download some recently. You got to really think about it. Really, really get your thinker in there. What was I trying to download? What was I trying to download? It happens to me when I try to turn the video

from YouTube into an MP3 all the time. I have to do it like, I have to get like four sites up because I know most of them are going to be a bullshit. Well, there's a, I have an app for that, but if I try to update the app, I get sent to their website, you know, and then

I got to figure out how to update the app without accidentally downloading the wrong fucking program. You think the people running these, the companies paying for the clicks would have a issue with that. Like I did way, way back in college. I was doing, like tricking people to click on links and make money for it.

And it worked for like a month. But then the people running the porn sites are like, hey, we don't, uh, we don't want you We don't want that on here. Yeah, we don't want this fucking traffic. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess you wouldn't want that. Did you ever do, uh, did you ever make like fake SEO websites with just fake articles covered in Google ads? Sure.

Covering what? I did, like covered in Google ads and then people come to the web. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I made a website I had made a bunch of fake websites I had one that was like

mold removal and it had really bad tips on how to remove mold that were not helpful at all that's like yeah just spray your walls just spray your walls with bleach

yeah yeah like you just all you would do is you would take like somebody else's shitty bot article about how to remove mold rewrite it slightly yeah

and then post like a hundred blog posts that are just like top mold removal tips how to get rid of black mold how to get rid of green mold removal there you go

Well, now that's what I, well, now Google no longer ranks that shit anymore. But yeah. I made like a hundred bucks and I realized sitting in my room all day writing fake articles about mold removal for a hundred bucks was probably not the best. You're supposed to learn how to like program to do that. You don't do that by hand. You're just like, well, I was doing it. I think you're, no, no, you're supposed to pay. At the time, you were supposed to go and get an Indian guy to write them for you.

I guess. Computer's still pretty good. I had a, uh, I wonder if I still have. have the logo. What was your website called? Moldremover. It was like, Black mold removal expert pro. dot org or something. Yeah.

Why did you pick mold removal for your click for your click fraud? There was like a, there was like a list of like top like, like mesothelioma. That's a big one. They'll pay big bucks for that. You had to try and find topics that people would be searching for. Yeah, mold removal. You know, that you would maybe show up. in search.

And what year was this? This was, this has got to be, man, I don't even know. I'm going to see if I still have the mold removal. I might still have it on here. I'm trying to, I'm trying to see if I have it. So you just bucked a bunch of people over. They're like, I'm going to spray bleach on my walls. Because this guy.

Yeah, basically they would find my information on how to deal with mold and it was not useful information. And then if they used that information, they would probably. get destroyed. Let's see. Here's a website I made for tires. What to do for tires. Why did you pick these? Tires and mold?

You know, just because they said, you know, hey, look at Google Trends, what are people searching, you know? Like criminal defense, that's going to be one that people pay money for. Yeah, but that's, but here's the thing is that every lawyer now, at some point somebody told every lawyer in the

country. You have to have a blog that just gives people useless information about the law, because then people will find your thing. So that's already, that's too, uh, that was too, uh, the lawyers ones are the worst because they're always like, well, you know, it depends on, blah, blah, like, yeah, man, no shit. I know it fucking depends. Can you just like ballpark it for me? But they, they can they, they never do it. I found, uh, the old, uh, the logo I made for the, you made a logo for your scammy? For my mold. Yeah, for my mole. Yeah, for my mole. It's really small. You put in all the effort for a real business.

I'm trying to zoom in. My computer's being way slow. There you go. Mold removal. And I had this little guy. It was like mold removal solutions.net. And then, you know, you'd go and you'd learn all about how to get rid of mold. And you'd go, it must be a, it must, obviously this guy must know he's got this little mold icon there. Obviously, he must know how to get rid of mold.

and I didn't I was lying I wish I could look up how much I made it was weird I made like a hundred bucks one month and then I stopped

making money on it and I went I'm not gonna continue with this this is the worst fake this is the worst scam I've ever come up with but you know

at least I gave it the old college try at least I you know I gave it a shot yeah and that's me that was me

with the fake download button Was my fake mold. Somebody's asking, why isn't the mold black? Well, because then that would look racist. Then it would be a little racist black. Someone blackify that mold, please. Somebody blacked up the mold website. That mold up.

This was how we made money on the internet back of the day, folks. This was what you had to do. Grinding, man. This was, yeah. You could either that or you could put ads on your website, but you can't put ads on our website. I mean, that would compromise the integrity of the humor. So instead. we had to make fake mold websites.

That was what we did. And it didn't work out. I don't know. I ended up, man, I was probably like, I was probably like, all the articles. Yeah, I sat down. Well, no, I would find an article

about how to rule black mold. I would just rewrite it. Getting somebody to sit down and write as impossible. But you were able to sit down and write all these articles for $100 because it was a scam. You know,

I thought I would start off with a couple that I wrote and then I would eventually, you know, once things were rolling, then I would hire people, you know. But I wanted to get it started. I wanted to have a couple dummy articles to test the waters. I mean, look, it worked. I made like $100. It was showing up in search somewhere. So I don't know. It's impressive.

Thank you. Do you have that? Do you ever tell people that, like, I was the owner, editor? I was the king of mold removal solutions.net. Yeah, no, I've, honestly, I forgot about that for a while. It's been a while since I remember that one. Oh, okay. Classic veto business opportunity.

Is that your problem? That is my problem. Okay. Here's my problem. Women drivers. Oh, man. Oh, man, you know? As soon as they get behind the wheel, you know, you start reaching, start reaching for your piece, right?

Uh-oh. she can be pointing anyway any which way but at any moment she can flip around you know you got to be ready when a woman is driving

you got to be ready to put her down without maybe a second's hesitation maybe just enough hesitation to see what she's doing with those wheels she's like she has no idea the wheels are going cars going I'm on ice

I'm stuck here you know I have nightmares where I'm on ice I have nightmares where I'm standing on ice I'm standing on ice in like Minnesota, right? Somewhere where it's icy and cold. And I'm standing there, just doing my job. Maybe I'm like a pizza delivery man or like a federal officer or something. And I'm standing there.

And it's a dream, right? And I come to the dream. And I'm looking down the windshield of a woman behind the wheel. And I think, oh, fuck, I'm dead. She's, I'm dead. And then she lays on the, she lays on the gas. she hammers on the gas, you know, and I think, oh my God, my life flashes before my eyes, and that's when I wake up.

Right. From my nightmare. Because I, is that moments of hesitation, and it means I'm flat. I'm toast because of a woman driver. Don't you agree that they're dangerous and they need to be put down to bed? Well, I don't put down to bed. Don't you agree? Don't you agree that women are very dangerous behind the wheel?

Yeah, I don't, you know, have there ever been any studies about whether or not women or worse drivers than men? Yeah. I'd be interested to know if there's any stats behind any of this. Yeah, they're a totally way worse drivers than men in my study of women. In your study. From my whole life. You did.

Yeah, that I have done that I have done. Yeah. Well, you have a woman in your life. Do you have her drive or do you drive? Oh, I drive. Are you kidding me? No, she never drives you guys anywhere? Only if I'm, only if I'm passed out like the A team.

Only if I'm like either if I'm so drunk that I'm just totally incapacitated in, you know, asleep. Passed out like the A team. Yeah, how they always had to put B.A. Barracchus to sleep to get him in a helicopter because he was afraid of flying. Okay. I'll get in a car with a woman driving. Not the whole A team, B.A. Barracus specifically. Well, yeah, B.A. Barracus because he's afraid of flying. As he should be. Helicopters are a scary time.

Yeah. I mean, look, I'm in an Asian neighborhood. So, you know, when I come down, when I'm already on defensive all the time. But you're right. Anytime there's a problem, I look and I go, it's going to be a little Asian lady. Yeah. And then I look, and it is indeed a little Asian lady who's like just parking her car in the middle of the road for some reason. You go, just fucking move.

Except when it's a little white lady, Vito. Then it's really, then it's, you really got to watch your ass, you know? So, I mean, this is an unrelated topic, but I've seen the vice president talking about how... This one? Are you talking about this one? Let's see. Oh, man. Look at this. This is Minnesota, isn't it? Here's this liberal, left-wing extremist terrorist trying to murder an FBI, or an ICE agent with her car. Can you believe that happened?

She was trying to murder people? Attempted. No, she was trying to murder that one ice agent with her. her with her front wheel drive SUV in the ice. Is it loading it now? Is it something loading currently? You can't see it? I'm playing the video right now.

Oh, I'm watching. There it is. Now I see it. Whoa, look at that. Look at this. Look at this. They're yelling at her, telling her to stop. You know, I can barely really tell what's going on.

It kind of seems like a poor piece of evidence to prove anything. I'll look for something else. Ice shooting. Well, that's something else. Well, that sounds fun. Well, you load a block of eyes on it. First of all, look at her. You can tell she's dangerous.

Just looking at her. She does have tiny eyes. She has kind of, yeah, the eyes are a problem. Woo-wee. She looks like bad news. Okay, let me find a, let me find a gooder one. Here we go. Here's a nice big one for you.

For you in the audience to see this terrorist, this vehicular terrorist that was trying to murder an ice officer. I don't know why that's doing this. that. Okay, here it is. Well, I mean, it's because they slowed down the video. Here it is in slow motion. Look at this. Look at how he heroically reaches for his gun and then pacifies the situation. Oh my God, what a hero. And this guy slipping around all in the ice. I mean, I watched this video and it kind of just looks like a lady driving her car away. Exactly, driving her car. This looks like it's a lady driving her car. That's what I said. Oh my God. to, whew, thank God somebody took care of it.

Anyone could have died. Kind of seems like cops just ran up on a lady. Yeah, that's what cops do. A lady who I think was saying, hey, I'm pulling out or something. You know, she's just trying to move her car. Oh, the terrorist is trying to move her car after blocking the road. As she was turning to the right, a guy just pulls a gun out of his pocket, doesn't tell her. At no point is it like stop her old shoot.

At no point, at no point, at no point, do you go. Wait a minute. At no point. Don't you have to go, hey, stop the car or I'll shoot. Wouldn't that be helpful? No, pulling the gun out means stop. Don't stop whatever you're doing. Okay, but that assumes that you see the gun.

You're surrounding somebody's car. She doesn't know anybody's pulling a fucking gun out. She was there to block the road. I think this woman's a hero. And I'm hoping that we make statutes. I think we got to build statues for her next to all the George Floyd statues. Yeah, sure. It's going to be statues ever.

Every George Floyd statue's getting a Minnesota lady statue next. That's the next thing. Now, it sounds to me like you're on the side of the woman driver in this. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I'm not on her side in the way that I'm like, you should be parking your car across the road. But I'm on the side of...

Because that should be instant death penalty right there, right? not instant death penalty But I think that Prolonged death penalty I'm in favor of the cops going Hey move your fucking car And she goes yeah okay And then drives away

As opposed to Like freaking out and pulling a gun out And shooting her in the head I think that's an overreaction Wait a minute She's there to position her car To block the cops' cars Did you not know that?

Is that like 100% confirmed That's 100% confirmed. She came in, she crossed state lines to use her weapon, her weapon of mass destruction. But she's not blocking the road. Like, you can just drive around her. No, they team up together. They block the road. They have like a bunch of SUVs stretched across the road, these liberal terrorists.

And then the second the cops show up and go, hey, get out of here. What does she do? She goes, okay. And she goes to leave. Wait a minute. These are cops that liberals have been sniping. You don't get out and go Oh hey you guys have us boxed in in a little area where we're totally

Trapped just instantly start shooting There's no these guys are No I don't think you can do that What do you see on the video? I think that you can just go I think she was clearly ready to leave Cops come running up Why do you think she was clearly ready to leave?

Why do you think she was clearly ready to leave? She put her car in reverse she's like all right I'm getting out of here All right you know I made my You don't have a right to just get out of here once the cops start arresting you. Well, first of all, they're not cops. They're ICE agents. They're bigger than cops. Yeah, they're federal agents.

But ICE agents don't have the, they don't have the authority to detain citizens, you know. What are you talking about? My understanding is that ICE agents, they don't have jurisdiction over, they're not like regular cops. They're federal officers. What do you mean they don't have the right to detain citizens? ever? I think in this situation, it's like, if you're not an illegal, you know, they can tell you, hey, move along.

How do they do that? They just give you an ocular pat down? Like, oh, yeah, you're a citizen. Oh, yeah, you're illegal. I'm not a fan of the government. A lady goes, okay, let me drive my car out of here. And they go, now I'm going to pop you in the head. Where is this okay, I'm going to drive my car out of here, shit?

Like, yeah, she put it in reverse. She put it in reverse to murder. that she put it in reverse to get enough momentum to kill that cop. Yeah, you need extra room. Yeah, you do, because she's on ice. To murder a cop. So you need more room to zoom in and nail him. I mean, all I know is, uh...

Why should you go in reverse anyway? See, exactly what I'm saying, woman drivers. She's going to three, because it's a three-point turn. Well, yeah, I mean, maybe she could have just driven on. She could have just driven away. This is a fucking woman driver through and through. Get out of here. Okay, let me do a three-point turn in the middle of a football field first.

she could have maybe just turn to the right but she decided to do a three point turn but regardless she's like all right I'm getting out of here yeah and then a cop who she didn't see because he ran around the right side of her car gets in front of the car when you're driving it's up to you to notice all pedestrians buddy you can't just run pedestrians

over because they came out of nowhere you're in the car that's a very dangerous thing that you're driving uh I think this is just a really sad situation that we have to go. Man, it's really, it's really cool that that cop shot that lady.

Yeah. It's so cool when the government executes citizens for trying to drive. Where was this on Ashley Babett day? Where was this energy?

Ashley Babbitt, okay, Ashley Babbett knew she was trespassing. Ashley Babbett knew she was trespassing. She was breaking through a fucking barricade. Now, if there was a police barricade set up Ashley Babba was breaking through a federal barricade.

If there was a barricade in front of this lady and she's smashing her car through it, okay. Yeah, shoot her in the head. Right there. She's smack, right here. This is where she's smashing through the federal barricade. Right here. Right here.

That's not a federal barricade. That's a guy running around the side of your car to get in front of your car. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. Why don't you just, if a car is coming at you, why don't you just go, oh, hey, this lady is like trying to drive off.

Let me just step to the side. Why is your instinct to grab your gun and shoot somebody? He's on ice. He's on ice. What does that mean? Well, have you ever tried to run on ice? Okay. So rather than make an attempt to get out of the way, you know, because you're on ice and it's so slippery.

Yeah. It makes more sense to pull out your gun and shoot her. Yeah. That's the easiest way to get out of the situation. How do you, um, How do you want cops to do their job? If I don't want to get hit by a car, let's put it this way. One time I was crossing the street, a car didn't hit see me and was coming right for me.

Yeah, shoot him. My reaction was to yell, oh, hey, hey, I'm here. Oh, watch out. At no point did I say, man, I wish I had a gun so I could shoot that guy in the head. You know, because I don't think that's yelling. I don't think that would have helped me get not get hit by the car. Thank God that she slumped over. Maybe she got scared and she turned the wheel to the right and missed him.

Thank God, right? She decided to drive off to the right, and now everyone's got to pretend that she was trying to kill a cop. Oh, yeah, okay, watch this. Let's weirdly watch this, okay? Yeah, okay. Watch the front wheel here. Tell me, you tell me, you tell me, when she hits the gas based on this front wheel, okay? Because the cop's right here.

Cops right here. Here's the wheel. You tell me when the spin hits. When what hits? The spin, meaning the boom! You see that? I see her turning her wheel to the right. Nope, that's not what I asked.

I ask the spin of the wheel for when the engine is being revved. When the gas pedal is being depressed. Tell me when that happens. I'll press the gas pedal while turning. What do you mean? Wow! You've never pressed the gas while turning the car? Not.

there's a federal officer in front of me. I don't. But here's, but dude, the federal officer came from the right around the side, so she's not even seeing him yet. I definitely don't press the gas when I don't know if there's anyone in front of me. Dude, before that guy ran in front of her car, there was no one in front of her. That's why she was turning the right to get out of there. He went around the car and she's like, as far as I know, she either didn't see him,

or she's like, whoa, what the fuck? Where did that guy come from? So Ashley Babbitt, funny. This tragedy. Hold on to be clear on that. So she's looking out the left at the guy who just ran and is grabbing at her car handle. The federal officer. So she's clearly looking there.

Yeah. A guy coming from this fucking side, she's not going to see him. Then she shouldn't be pressing the gas on her car. What if that was a black person? What if it was a black person that had come around the front of her car? She assumes that what's in front of her is clear. She's turning to the right to get away. That's called vehicular manslaughter.

if you hit somebody that was Well, as far as I can tell I don't even think she hit that guy What is it with you guys need to defend This terrorist? A lady who was trying To drive her car away from a bunch of yelling cops? From a barricade that she started.

What barricade? The barricade that Why do you think her car is sideways in the front of the road? So she was dismantling a barricade So she gets shot. Right, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I just don't want the government killing people for no good reason Unless they're Ashley Babbitt Dude Ashley Babbitt was trying to break through a barricade leading to Our government officials Yeah

Okay And it was not just her It wasn't one lady It was a bunch of other fucking people Okay So as far as that Oh look at that you see him slip When she drives away

That's another count She should be charged with this She should be charged with this posthumously Here's the deal is, I think that the government should exercise far more restraint than an average citizen, okay? I expect citizens to panic and act dumb and make poor decisions. It's crazy that you guys are running with this. It's really crazy.

What am I running with? This like weepy, like we're, this Star Trek ass retarded response to this. It's fucking stupid. You have fucking Trump go, oh my God. She put that guy in the hospital. She was trying to kill that guy. Like, just basically. I mean, basically, just lying, as always.

Like, we know you're full of shit. You're the ones who are full of shit. You loved it when Ashley Babba got killed. You loved when Charlie Kirk got killed. But this, like, lunatic, this, like, fat lunatic gets shot fucking around with the police. And you're like, oh, wow, this is actually a tragedy. It's, like, retarded. I don't think it's retarded.

Again, Ashley Babette was not one lady. If it was one lady in the Capitol acting crazy. and they shot her in the head, I'd go, yeah, that's pretty fuck. But when it's a barricade with a couple hundred other guys who have come to the Capitol, who cares? It's just fun that, like, it's fun that something happened. That's the point of Ashley Babb and Charlie Herg's like, oh, my God, that was horrible. Wow.

And then you laugh at it. Ashley Babbitt, if I asked him, hey, what was going on? And he said, well, I got a mob of people trying to break down a barricade, and I'm supposed to protect all these people in Congress who are behind me. It felt like my job to prevent her from, you know, breaking down the barricade and letting these people through, I go, that seems pretty reasonable. If I talk to this ice guy, he goes, yeah, well, she was driving her car and, I don't know, it was like, it was like near me. It was like near me, even though it was clearly very, I ran in front of her car, immediately started pulling out my gun.

And then I don't know why. It's so crazy that I pulled out my gun and then, and then she tried to hit me. So I had to shoot her. Yeah. It's like, well, I feel like you were preparing to shoot her before you knew anything that was going on. Yeah. You got to be prepared to lay him down, man. The second you saw a car moving, you're like, there you go.

Now I'm justified. Now I can do it. Yeah, he is justified. What are you talking about? Hey, a roadblockhead, somebody that blocks the road for protest reasons, a road blockhead got killed. And if you're not celebrating, you're part of the problem. I think we can all agree on that. My problem is women drivers.

Roadblockers are a problem. Get them. Instant execution. The fact that a roadblocker, went, you're right, I'm going to stop being a roadblocker. And then you shoot them for not being a roadblocker anymore. I go, well, now you're encouraging more roadblocking. God can

forgive you, but the law cannot. Okay, take care of, take care of business. Taking care of business. My problem is. Everybody likes pizza. Am I right or am I wrong? Yeah, you're right. Everybody

likes pizza. Once the last time you had pizza? Last night. And how'd it go? How'd you get a pizza? Where'd you order it from? I just heated it up in the oven. It was great. Oh, you made your own pizza. When's the last time you ordered pizza? Has it been recently at all? Probably a week or two ago.

Week or two ago. And you used the app, one of the apps, like a DoorDash or something like that? I don't know. I don't remember. All right. Well, here's the deal. To the website. Well, maybe you've experienced what I've experienced. Now, it's not every pizza place, but there's a lot of pizza places that are fucking around, that are tricking people. And at the end of the day, you, the consumer, are being taken advantage of this is what I call

predatory pizza pricing, also known as PPP. Look, you go, I want a pizza. Everybody wants a pizza. Yeah. You go on your favorite app. Just now. I went on the Domino's Pizza website to check this. And I go on the Domino's piece of website, he goes, get any two items for $6.99.

I go, fantastic. All right. You know, any two items off this list or whatever. I go, $6.99, that's great. They go, yeah, what's your address? I put my address in. They go, that's great. Get any two items for $7.99?

I go, hold on a second here. I just saw the website. It said any two items for $6.99. They go, yeah, but then we found out you're in California. So it's actually $7.99. I mean, ah, you motherfuckers. Every time I try, it's not just this. Anytime I try to get pizza in any configuration,

the pizza companies have come up with little tricks to get more money out of me. Okay? I go on the DoorDash app, all right? And I go, hey, I'd love a pizza. Let me see a pizza place. And I see a picture of a delicious, big old pizza, big pizza, covered in pepperoni and cheese and all this shit. And it goes $14.99.

And it goes $14.99. I go, 1499 for that big old pizza. All right, I'm in business. Let's do it. And I click on it. And it goes, all right, your 1499 personal pizza is ready to go. I go, well, personal pizza. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm looking at that picture. That's not a personal. That is a big old pizza. They go, oh, that's the large. You want the large? It's going to be an extra $899. I go, how can you in the app show me a, picture of a giant pizza that says 1499 and then I click on and you go, actually it's not 1499.

We lied. That's the price for a different pizza that we're not showing you. You got to like get the word out on this pizza bait and switch. I think that's what I'm doing right now. This is false advertising. Yeah. Okay, if the pizza for 1699 is a little pizza, show a picture of the little pizza. Right. And then when I go into the app, if I decide I want a large pizza and I change to large, then you can show a picture of the large pizza.

Yeah. But by showing me a picture of the large pizza with the price of the small pizza, I feel like this is a matter for the better business bureau. That's false advertising. I think you could go even higher than that. This is probably a FTC issue or something like that. It's higher than BDB. Yeah. Now here's what drives me nuts, Dick, is the nickel and diming of the pizza experience.

Oh. Okay? Because you go in and they go get two medium pizzas, $8.99. You go, that's great. Two medium pizzas. Okay? And then they start hitting you with the upcharges. Okay?

They go, well, I mean, you want a pan pizza, right? You go, well, of course I want a pan pizza. Oh, that's an extra $2 a pizza. And then they go, do you want the, do you want the parmesan, crust? I guess so. That'll be an extra $4. Do you want toppings?

And let's be clear. The topping pricing is insane. Whoever decided all toppings have the same price as an asshole. Yeah. Okay? How is pepperoni and onion

the same price for a topping? Each topping should be prorated based on the actual value of the topping. Clearly, a cured Italian meat is a higher value. then some fucking onions or mushrooms or whatever. So you want to pay more for toppings? No, I want the vegetable toppings should be half the price of the meat toppings.

Right. So you want to pay double for the meat? I just want it to all even out in a way. It doesn't make sense that I'm paying the same for green pepper and onion that I'm paying for a pepperoni. So you, okay. Doesn't make any sense. Then I get through the whole thing and I go, okay, I added a couple things. They go, by the way, delivery charge $5.99.

Your two $8 pizzas are now $20 each. Yeah. It's a nightmare. That's how they get you. That's where all your money goes. You had this same problem with the wings from the pizza store, didn't you? The boneless wings are not the right wings? Well, boneless wings are not real wings.

That's a different problem. Right. But it's the same kind of bait and switch thing that the pizza place is doing, right? Well, the pizza place is just, they're, They're fucking with you, man. They go, they promise you the world. They go, you're going to get, you're going to get three pizzas for 20 bucks. And they don't tell you that it's like three tiny little shitty cheese pizzas.

If you actually want any sort of. Yeah, but okay. I understand that. And it would be like, okay, if you want to add some toppings, it can be like an extra buck or two. But they know, at the end of the day, those three pizzas, they get you up to $40. They tack on a $6 delivery charge. You go, why don't you guys just up front say, we're going to fuck you? Why do you make me waste time with the app trying to figure out is there a way to get a pizza for a reasonable price?

You can't do it. It's not possible. Yeah. How often are you ordering pizza? Never, because every time I go into the Apple, I'm excited to get a pizza. I go, oh, 1199. And then by the end of the, by the time I'm ready to check out, somehow I got a $40 pizza with some fucking Parmesan bread bites and Volcano cake. Shit, I don't even want.

Volcano cake? You don't want that? I don't want the volcano cake. I've made the volcano cake. I've made the volcano cake. I've explained this about ordering any of these items from a from a Domino's pizza. Right. Is that it's not a lovingly created cake.

It's the only cake that can be cooked in a conveyor belt oven in 10 minutes. Yeah. So you're not getting anything premium there. I don't think anyone's under the illusion that it's a premium cake. They're ordering from Domino's, are they? Okay, but don't get a cake from Domino's. Do you really want a cake that went through a pizza oven? Whenever you see a delicious cake, do you go, ah, that was clearly cooked in a conveyor belt pizza oven?

No. Isn't the middle B, Marshall? Kind of like trash, though? It's like reheated. I mean, are they, how good is it? The pizza's okay. The pizza's okay. Is it pre-made?

The pizza's okay because it's been specifically designed to go through a Middle Bee Marshall conveyor oven. Okay? Yeah. The middle be Marshall. It's an expensive oven. It's like six grand, seven grand. But everything else, they got. I got Domino's scientists sitting around going,

can we cook a fucking cookie in this thing? And they go, I guess so. I mean, it's not going to cook. It's going to be a little overdone because we've got to send it through that same conveyor oven. Nobody's going to pull the cookie out when it's actually correct. Oh, it's overdone? Yeah, because it's going through the oven. It's a 12-minute cook process.

So everything you send through. Shove it in a little faster, like put it in halfway. Yeah, they could, but they're not going to. They're not going to. They'll be the dominoes. That's what I said about the wings. If you get the wings from dominoes, You can't cook a wing in 12 minutes.

You can't do it. It's rubbery trash. That's why you have to get the wings double-cooked at the dominoes because they got to send it through the oven twice. That's a 24-minute cook on the double wing. If you get a single-cooked wing, you've got a bad time. So they're doing a bait-and-switch with the little pizzas. They do it a bait-switch with little pizzas. They show you a picture of big old pizza.

You can't get that pizza for 14. You look at that giant-ass pizza, and they say it's $12. And you click on it. And they go, now, fuck you. Yeah, that's just not the world anymore. You're not getting no $15 pizza or whatever you're thinking. Dude, you're not getting anything. There's not anywhere you go now.

How do you? 40 bucks. I went to, you remember Norms? You ever go to norms? The diner? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like a shitty diner. 50 bucks. Yeah, basically I go in, I go, yeah, I don't know. I get a club sandwich and some fries. Somebody fucked up all our money, so it's really expensive now. Oh, somebody fucked up all our money. Yeah. Well, you've got to update your mental model, buddy.

You're in $50 world now. It's no longer $20 world. Yeah, I don't know what you do anymore. You got to get a job. You need more money. Well, that's basically what it is, man. It's like, I finally got to the point in my life. I'm like, yeah, I'm making a little bit of money.

You know, maybe I can start affording to eat out and have nice things. And it's like, nah, we're just going to jack the price up all that stuff so you can't have it either. And I'm like, Jesus. Dominoes is nice things, though. I don't think anybody should be doing that. I can't even afford fucking dominoes, so I definitely can't afford nice things. They like, Dominoes prices it maximally for the retards eating dominoes. So that takes all their money.

If only I had made the mold website or more of a moneymaker, I could be eating this Domino's pizza. That sucks. You got to. You need some cash. Get some volcano cakes. Instead, I'm just getting fucked. to every which way. I can't even afford the volcano cake.

Why don't you make a video like that? That's a luxury. Somalian daycare with the pizza thing that you're talking about. I should go in there. I should go in there. Yeah. Go undercover. I should go.

You know what would be good. I don't know if anyone's ever done this. There should be a cost breakdown of how to get the most possible value out of your pizza. What are the premium toppings? As I always mention, extra cheese, that's your topping of choice. Oh, you're like eating money. If you get any. If you get it.

Yeah. That's putting. cash dollar bills on top of the pizzas, the extra cheese. Anytime you go to a pizza place you order extra cheese, you can see the owner start to sweat. Yeah. It goes, ah, fuck. This

how many extra cheeses can you get? Like four or five? Dude, I'll try to do it. If I could get a double extra cheese, I would do it. The cheese is the money on the pizza. Doe? That's just watering fucking wheat. Flour. Yeah. Sauce, a bunch of garbage tomatoes, but that cheese.

That fucking cheese, that's how they That's where the money is. You might as well put fucking dollar bills platinum on top of the pizza. Well, somebody's got to do something about it. They're going to keep ripping everyone off. I don't know where you get a good pizza anymore. Pizza used to be a... Not at Domino's.

You got to call like a local restaurant and get good pizza. Not Domino. Yeah, that it's like $30 fucking dollars. Anyone out, everywhere out here, it's like $30 for a fucking pizza. Yeah, well, that's L.A., buddy. I know. a mess. I don't know what you're doing looking for $11 pizzas in a place like this. I got to get out of California, honestly. The prices and the taxes

and everything is a nightmare. I've only ever heard people that really should leave California say that, and they never do. For some reason, they never do. Is that your problem? The pizza's what broke me. The pizza's what broke me. People are going to ask, why did you leave L.A.? And I'll go, the pizza pricing was out of control. It is, yeah, but there are a lot of dominoes here. Okay. My problem is wind. Yeah.

What do you think about wind? Are you pro wind, too? Well, I had wind poisoning as a child, but I got over that pretty quick. What is that? That's when you're in the wind too long. It turns to poison. Is that a real thing? Yeah, like a stiff wind.

A stiff wind can chill. It's got like a chilling effect. It's not that the wind's poison But that it builds up poison in your body Yeah Dogs can get sick from the ocean If they're like in the ocean too long They'll get sick

So maybe wind poison is row Yeah Wait what dogs get ocean poisoning Yeah they get ocean poisoning You can't have them in there all day I didn't know that Yeah they got to get out Yeah well the wind is poisoned especially to young children

So if you're ever out on a windy day Like you get a I don't know about that young children thing I don't think you know No, seriously Like you got a kid You can't take them out in the wind They'll get wind poisoning

Um Here it causes Remember last year It's windy right now Remember last year it caused all the fires Yeah All those people lost their houses Oh

Because of the wind Oh that's a good point The fucking wind man The wind carries But isn't that problem of fire No Because the fire is nothing On its own

Then you get the wind Yeah It's really the wind's fault. It's like a flaming wind that blows around. So wait, is flaming wind the problem or regular wind? Regular wind, because wind is bad in all sorts of ways. Tropical cyclones. How about, you ever heard of those?

Yeah, I had one, yeah, hurricanes. Blowing shit all over the place. Trillions of dollars and damage. Windmills? You heard of those? right those are good though those are gay no they're not good they're not gay they're cool maybe the old ones in amsterdam are cool but the new ones all over palm springs they look like shit gay i think they could look cool you just kind of like you gotta you you know arrange them in a in a loving way like how like you know just like like like look at

all those windmills you know like kind of majestic let's what's like a majestic pattern They could design a more majestic windmill. And then everybody would be... The problem people I have with windmills is you look at them. They're gay. It kind of looks like somebody just stuck a fucking dildo in the ground. And you go, wow, look at all those fucking... Look at all those shitty dildos.

Yeah, they look like shit. They look cheap. But if we designed them... I mean, imagine if they had like carbon fiber wings, like black as night, you know, spin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Maybe. Then it'd be impossible.

Imagine they were just cool looking, if they were cool looking windmills. Yeah, I'm listening, but I don't hear any cool ideas. What if they had, okay, what if they had like LEDs on them that could, you know, make, like, at night, you go, hey, let's go watch the windmills. And then it's just like, you know, and then they could play Sandstorm every night at like 10 p.m. And she's like, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. That would be cool. And all the windmills are synced up and they're all. I mean, I guess the windmills don't spin unless the winds head.

But you could have like something inside them that, you know, makes it into a show. Also, letting the windmills spin very fast. That's a problem. They're all like, they're either not working now or they're going so slow. It's like, I don't want to see that. No one wants to see a windmill going like, wah, you know? That's dumb. They should be like the fountains at Belagio.

Like, there should be a show. There should be a show. Every hour where the windmills do something cool and then everybody would like them again. Okay. But right now, right now they're gay. Woodmills are gay. Yeah. Maybe you could project things on them.

Yeah. I mean, they're just big pillars standing on the ground. What if you made them look like giants from the Hobbit coming at you? You know? And you're like, oh, my God. The giants come to life, you know? And then, like, slowly up the side of the windmill, you see, like, a giant rising from the ground. Yeah.

Or put like a dummy hanging up one. Or like the Fremont Street experience. Do you remember that? And in Vegas? Yeah, I've been there. That's cool. I'm saying if you're going to build these giant things, you got to think about how to make them do something cool. Sailing is from wind.

It's gay. It's another gay thing. No, sailing's great. Sailing takes me away to where I've always. How's it go? Do do do do do do. I don't actually remember what the word is. Sailing takes me away to where I've always.

But then does he just go do do do do do. He doesn't have an end to that? I don't think he finishes that thought. What an asshole. Fantasy, it gets the best of me when I'm sailing, all cut up in the reverie. Everywhere it is a symphony. Yeah. Won't you believe me?

Okay, here's what he says. Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? What does that mean? Christopher Cross, what does that mean? It's windy. Fires are happening.

Shit's blowing around. All my stuff's blowing over. getting wrecked by the wind. Yeah. The wind slammed my door, my hand in the door earlier today. So the finger pain addition to wind. The wind slammed your hand in the door. I was trying to close the door really quietly.

And the wind kicked in and it slammed the door right on my finger. You know what I hate is when it's really windy and you're driving your car and the wind's actually kind of pushing your car around. Exactly. Man, that's some spooky stuff. Cars are very dangerous. Cars are very dangerous. Well, especially here in LA, you'll be driving at high altitudes. When the wind's going, you're like, oh, my God.

Oh, man. I think that's what happened to that call-a-duty guy who crashed his Ferrari. The wind just slammed him into a wall. Oh, man, people who drive cars like that are fucked. That was... Drive them really fast and crash them and die. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, like when Paul Walker did that shit, I was like, every time that happens, I'm like,

I fuck you. Good. Do you. I kind of do. go, why were you on like, you know, why don't you not do that? Yeah. What do you get out of this? It's wrong with you. Like, it's

not that fast. First of all, it's, it's just, the only reason it's thrilling is because you're doing it in a really dangerous place. Like, you could be going. It really does seem to be like, hey, I might hurt myself for the people around me. And you go, yeah, you can do that in a variety of ways. Why don't you just sit your house on fire

and go, oh, this is so cool. Yeah, that's exactly. Whoa. I gotta get out of here. Oh my God, look how hot it is. Oh. You ever got a friend? Like, again, when you have a friend who drives his car really fast?

Like, a Friday just randomly goes, hey, what am I set my house on fire? It's so, it's so annoying. If you're driving with somebody and they just have a need for speed, you're like, can you just fucking stop? I'm trying to play on my phone over here. Yeah. And you're like, you're trying to get off, basically. Well, it's also guys, and I hope this guy, I don't know, there was a guy one time. I forgot who he was.

He was like a fan. He's like, hey, I'm going to be in the area, whatever. I rented one of those stupid, like, open air fucking speedster fucking things, you know? What's that? Have you seen those things? No. It's like a, it's like, it's got no top. And it's like this, yeah, and it's like a super annoying car.

I don't know exactly what they're called. And he's like, oh, we'll drive around it. And I'm like, okay. And then I realized, like, part of his personality was driving this thing really fast and looking over at me every 10 seconds to be like, look at how fast I'm driving. this retarded car. And I go, it's not a personality,

man, you're just being an asshole. And then he drove so fast my my fucking hat, the wind caught my hat, blew my hat off and I go, I kind of liked that hat, but I guess you had to drive your car really fast.

The fucking wind, man. Great. Nobody ever thinks, oh, great, some wind. Somebody says slingshot. Slingshot is the, yeah, he rented a slings shot. Yeah, he rented a sling shot. Keep it on the track, dude.

That driving shit, like there's so many people on the freeway just driving like crazy I guess dude I guess like when you don't really have like a you know anything about I don't know like I think guys just drive those things so they can look over other guys driving regular cars and go

oh look what I'm driving I'm driving this fucking thing and you're like yeah I mean you are driving that thing but like who cares man what is it's not that cool don't you take it up into the mountains buddy smash that fucking thing take it out that's what that call a duty guy did Valencia. Dude, I do hate that we got to pretend to be sad that the Fast and the Furious guy

drove a Ferrari, whatever the fuck. You don't. No, you don't at all. No, fuck him. You can just go, hey, yeah, that was retarded. He should have done that. That guy had all that money and he couldn't think of anything

more fun to do than drive his car like an asshole into a wall. Like, why don't you just go, I don't know, buy women and do things to them? Why do you want to drive a car? Fast. I don't know. Why don't you get a...

You can do anything with the amount of money that guy had. Every time somebody dies, driving a car really fast, like driving a car really fast and climbing a mountain, I think good. Every time somebody gets killed doing that, I'm like, oh, good, fuck you. Like, there's one of a few muscles. You never hear about a rich guy dying, having fun in, like, a hot air balloon. Like, that would be more cool, right? Yeah. Yeah, that would be more cool.

I think better than driving a fast car, What if you got in a hot air balloon and you could just, wow, I'm starting through the sky like a god. But you never hear about rich guys going, yeah, I just bought a new hot air balloon. Why not? That should be, they're always buying cars. I want a rich guy who goes, I just bought a new hot air balloon. I just bought a new.

What kind of you got on your balloon? Yeah, what are you ballooning around? There's so much stuff you could do with money. And it's like they have no fucking creativity. At all. You know, it's dumb because the Saudis are doing it. It's like, oh, okay. you guys think this is cool? I don't think it's cool anymore

then. How about a jetpack? If the Call of Duty guy died jetpacking, I'd go, well, he was jetpacking. That's cool. You know? Like he was soaring up the side of a mountain. Yeah, go nuts, man. I found that there was a jetpack racing league this week. Yeah? And I was really excited.

And then I went to look it up, and it's a little bit. It looks gay. Because the jet packs go like 20 miles an hour, and they got them going around like an obstacle course. So it's like, they're just like, they're guys and they're kind of struggling to stay up. So they're like, eh, is it indoors? No, it's over the water. It's in Dubai.

So they're going like, I was going to say, if it's one of the water ones, I thought those were cool. Well, it looks cool for you to do, but it doesn't look cool watching a race because they're just kind of like slippery. It looks like watching like a bad game of Mario car. Like they're on the Nintendo 64 or the Nintendo, Super Nintendo. They're like, e-e-e-e-e-h-h-h-h-h. Like, they don't really, there's nothing to really cut the corners. Yeah, she can't really go fast or do anything cool.

Yeah, there's nothing biting onto anything. So the physics don't really make it very fun. Like, eh-h-h-h-h-oh. Well, like, I don't, because, like, they have those Navy jetpacks. You've seen those, right? Those look cool. Yeah, they look cool. Yeah.

So if I was a rich guy, like, if it said, Paul Walker was jetpacking around L.A., and he was just, like, you know, going around all the boats and, you know, know, having, and then he smashed to the side of a boat and he turned it a potty, I'd go, I'd go, well, that's a cool, that sucks. That sucks, but it's a cool way to go. Yeah. It's a cool way to go. You know who was the last guy that did that was Richard Branson? He would do shit like that, wouldn't he?

He would do fun, like, cool stuff. He would do fun stunts. Yeah. Okay. Remember the fan guy who famously would have, you know, would jetpack into like sports stadiums wearing the giant fan on his bag? Yeah, that guy was cool. Yeah. If I was a rich celebrity, can you imagine if you're like a fucking Chris Pratt and there's like a baseball game. I think you're going to need a bigger fan, Vito. There comes Chris

Pratt! And he starts coming down in a baseball game and he go, I'm rich. Fuck you. Who cares? You know? People would love that. Yeah. Maybe it wouldn't be as fun because he, they would love it. Like, they would love it if Chris Pratt crashed a Major League Baseball game. You're right. You got to be annoying.

You got to be a... He'd have to go. Well, there's a lot of rich. Okay, let's put it this way. If I was Jeffrey Epstein and I wasn't in jail and everybody fucking hated me, I would get a jet pack and I would start crashing sports games. There we go, ah, it's that fucking pedophile again. God damn it. Jeffrey Epstein goes, ah, he's flying through the air. Fuck you.

You would almost love Jeffrey Epstein for that at that point. He was really sticking it to him. I got to appreciate his mox. He could have turned it around. If he... He could have absolutely turned it around. He obviously got killed, right? Did you see that?

Did you see that? All Jeffrey Epstein would have had to go is go, listen, I didn't want to do it. Bill Clinton kept making me do it. Yeah. He said, I don't want these kids. And then Clinton kept saying, hey, man, you're going to have any kids at the party? And he go, well, if the president's coming, I guess I got to get him what he wants. He threatened me.

He made me do it once. And then he kept saying that he would report me if I didn't keep bringing him kids. Jeff would go, hey, I'm having a great party on my house. There's going to be hors d'oeuvres. There's going to be drinks. And then every time I would tell Bill Clinton, you're going to the party. He goes, are they going to be any 14-year-old? there. I go, well, I wasn't, I wasn't planning on it, Bill.

You know, I don't know if I'm going to come, you know, and me and my friends might not come if there's not 14-year-olds. All you had to do was say he got peer pressured into it by the president. He got bullied. Yeah. Who's better at peer pressure than the president in the United States? You go, I mean, if the president wants me to get 14-year-olds, I guess I could get a couple of them, you know? You can't, what are you to say no to the president? What are you saying? He said they were medical. He said that they were medical 14-year-olds that he needed.

I wanted the Simpsons guy to come. he said he wouldn't come unless I had a 14-year-old to massage his feet, and I really like the Simpsons. If Jeffrey Epstein said that, if Jeffrey Epstein said, I just really wanted the Simpsons guy to come, and he said I had to have a 14-year-old to massage his feet, I go, I mean, I understand wanting the Simpsons guy to come to your party. Like, you know, he was just being accommodating. Because the other kids would want to see him. Yeah, well, how do you get the kids at the party if you don't have the Simpsons guy? Yeah, I mean, kids famously love Matt.

there would like to see the creator of the Simpsons. Maybe one or two wouldn't have a good time, but the rest of them would. You know, I got a quick Simpson's story. This was bullshit back in the day. They had a contest on the local Fox affiliate

and it was, hey kids, you get to name your school. You know, we're going to name your school with a contest. So you have to pick the name of your school and you can name it after any cartoon. You know, we've worked this out with your parents in your school district.

It's like, so is it going to be, you know, Yogi Bear's School of Yucks, or is it going to be, you know, deputy dogs, you know, super school or whatever? And they're like, write in on vote on what you want your school to be. And the school was in Springfield, Massachusetts. And you know what they ended up naming the school? Springfield Elementary School. And I said, that's cheating. That's bullshit. No, name it Yogi Bear School.

the kids didn't get to choose it all. You knew you were going to name it Springfield Elementary. You know, you get bait and switched a lot. Like, you really fall for this shit. I was like, naming a Yogi Bear School. Name a Yogi Bear School. They said, you chose and you voted to name it Springfield Elementary School.

And I'm like, Cock Sucker, that's cheating. God damn it. I really thought we were going to have Yogi Bear School. But it didn't happen. That's why. And then the back running, we're at. And he raped a bunch of 14-year-olds. So that's two bad things the Simpsons did.

All right, that's my problem. It's wind. Wind is the problem. Wind. Watch out of feeling poisoning. Here we go. We're down to the big. Should we read the super chats first?

Or should we do the big decision 2026? Let's read the super chats first. Studio. I can't do anything with my computer. I don't know what's going on. Guys, vote on all the problems. at biggest problem. That show.

And I'll listen to the most recent bonus episode. The biggest problem in 2025, a year-long retrospective at patreon.com slash biggest problem. And I'm going to desperately try to bring up the super chats. Strategry for my computer, which is not working. Still in Vegas. Can't watch live. Yet I can tell from YouTube live and seven hours alert that this episode was hilarious. Thanks, strategically.

Erb beta patch for two. This was the funniest episode in a long time. Thanks. Sog for two. Thanks for not ending the show. Balder for five. Make sure you all cancel your Patrions. Please don't ban me for this post, Balder.

Everyone hates Balder, though, so they'll do the opposite of that. The locks for two says Vito stands for victim, instigating trolls, oink. And then there's a hippo, a pig, a cow, and a whale. Wow, he got all four. Diamond G for two. There's $2 is for Dick. Vito stole $117,000. Can't get my computer to bring up anything right now.

Pro Muts. You guys, there's always one that gets me. Cameron for two. I'm Vito. I'm stupid. Oinko-oint-o-e-o-ing. Cameron for two. Bandy's nuts, Vito. Cameron for two. Remember that time you were in studio? I remember. You got all three. The Lokes for five. You used to be my fan. And then you started randomly calling me a pig, bizarre. Vito, Juzwaldi, red out, crash-out king.

Pig emoji, whale emoji, cow emoji. Hippo emoji. Mix them up on that one. Methylvania for three. Where is Super Killer? Is four years not enough time? Deloaks for five. I wish you luck finding someone who is grateful for being called. Wait, is this? Oh, did Vito? Did he go? What the hell's going on?

Something's wrong with my computer, man. I don't know what's going on. Okay. I wish you luck finding someone who is grateful for being called a Talentless Pig. Dash U. Vito Giswaldi, hippo, cow, whale, pig. I take it this as a reference to Reddit because he sends your Reddit name. The Lokes for two.

You are a talentless pig, Masterson, Bunny. Are you entering and exiting right now? Why, do you hear like a noise or something? I don't know. It just keeps flashing. You've entered the studio. Oh. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm just trying to just go. Go. Keep on. Five, happy new oink year. Uh, the Pope for 50. High max and beats. Thanks for all the hard work. Trying to fix the marriage dispute. J.K., you won't fix it and the show will end.

To be fair and comfort, poohas. Pete Hansman for five. Last bonus episode was a banger. Great energy, banter, and problems. Keep up the great work guys. Echo Chambers show for two. I'm here. Wait, I have to work. Big Thursday. We had a $50 super chat. Did you read that one? Uh, yeah, I've been reading.

them from the beginning. Did you mention it was for 50 bucks from the Pope? $50.50? That's a lot of money. Thank you, the Pope. Yeah, thank you. The Coof. Coof for Why is my screen still sharing? Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stay. Coof for five. Thank you for not killing yourselves in the show. Hopefully this isn't the last stream. I will be saying this. And then he's got nothing. Pablo Escobar for two. Wawa Vito already, and it's not even 10 minutes in. King Triton for five. That was my rhyme.

I got you, Richard. Yeah, you fucking, you fucked me over, King Triton. Fuck you. K on the Swiss for five. Nothing. Thank you. Ryan Moller for five. It's a new year.

Let's weigh this land-filled skin suit. Love you. Vito. K on the Swiss for five. Between the quality of the cable and not all port divide amps equally, get a 240-watt cable and a high-voltage watt charger. For fuck's sake, Vito. Utah-based Armenian for two.

All of Vito's Asian hate is fully justified. Cardinal Bird for 10. Gay boy, please give me creative mode on the Minecraft realm. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, yeah, come on, gay boy, give him creative mode. What's your problem? Yeah. Fashionably unemployed for two. Vito is about as funny as Lou Gehrig's disease.

Lou Gehrig's disease is funny, though. I mean, Lou Gehrig's disease is, that's a bad example. Unless an ice agent Is it's like a constant topic Of comedy That's a terrible Baldor for two Don't do it

Cardinal is lying Joseph House for 10 Maddox might be an asshole But that was part of what made Biggest problem good Vito trying to impress And be Dick's friend Is why this show

Fuckin' I'm not even gonna address it Animosity made the show Buttonhole for two Looking good Vito Maddo Maddo Maddo might be an asshole But that's what made the biggest

problem good. No, is that what made it good? No. No, I don't think that's I've only listened to like a couple episodes of that old show. I think his inability to stop arguing is what made it good. Buttonhole for two.

Looking good, veto, did you lose weight? Buttonhole for two. Just kidding, you are fat. Loppy ass eater for two. My Honda CRX is still broken. That's too bad. A little pun ass eater. Fast fat guy for two. A hundred percent facts. The stats on women drivers is

Vito's fat. A Jew-H boy for ten. Thanks for the show, guys. You're welcome. L.J. Claverino for two. If I make a bear mad and it shoots me, who is wrong? You. You. Fast-fat guy for two. Black man, liberal,

and veto. Anything in common. Strap it on. Strap it on them. Siphon sucked to suck to for two. Vito, he-ha. Fast-fat guy for two. Blue hair, black skin, and veto. Wait, what was the?

Black, man, liberal, and veto. Anything in common. Blue hair, black skin, and veto. Not the father for ten. Black man has blue hair. A liberal has... No, I can't follow this at all. Not the father for ten. So she inserts herself in a situation

that she has no business being in, and it's the Fed's fault. She shouldn't have been there. Faith restored to the government. have been there. The written house argument is there. So now we're arguing against Kyle Rittenhouse. Yeah, if Rittenhouse had gotten killed, that would have been his fault.

All right. You don't think so? Joseph House for 2-1 lady versus a fucking car, Vito. Fast fat guy for two. Ido strikes again. Been for beer for 5. Yes, when a cop says you're under arrest, another stands for your car,

it says stop or I'll shoot. It's a given. You can't just drive away. Eat McSkeeter for 5. Dick get rid of Vito and get half the rights back for this and reboot it Without him, he's dragging you down. Cyvers and Zuckus for two, thank you for trying, Vito. Dead cat for five. The Domino's two medium, two tobbing for $6.99 is a good deal.

But regardless of the two topics you pick, it's always more and they are not the same price. See, that's what I was getting into. And they were charged me $7.99. Fast-fat guy for two says, homeless Vito. Telly Monster for F2 says, Vito, ride your bike if you want pizza. I come Bucket for Five says, turns out there's a successful YouTube channel called the Fat Files, does restaurant and food history videos. And that guy sucks.

do better veto The Fat Files That's stupid The Fat Files Well what's the name of your fucking show I mean the fat files is like All right dude So you're you're embracing the fat

The fatness of it I think you're overthinking it I think you're overthinking it It's just what else you're gonna call it Food videos? Is that your show? No but I'm just saying it's like Yeah it's the fat files I mean what do you come up with a better name

eating the eater guy food history that's a better name than the fat files eater guy food history eater guy food history they do have a site called eater right isn't that a big one on youtube that's a good one eater it's about eating fat files done with it the f file well it's like the x files it should be called the f files but i guess f could be anything that would be better than fat Cody Titus five biggest people of the universe for people who don't close the pizza box. Now the pizza I spent $80 on is cold. RIP to the best show, good run.

I don't think closing the pizza box seals in that much heat, but sure. Yee McSkeeter for another two. So, imagine all Vito does his cry, get rid of him. Vegetable spy for two. Should I take $500 a day from the Amish? Of course. Yeah, Eric Linger for 10. Vito inflates like our currency.

Temp an on for two. Dick get J download or two to download YouTube videos. Is that better than what I have? I have 4K downloader. I don't know. I just got a purple link. I just go to the one that's purple all the time now.

It always changes YouTube. I don't know why you click on it. Won't just let you download YouTube videos. Does that hurt their bandwidth when you download a video? I guess it must, right? If you download a video, does it cost them bandwidth?

Does it cost them money for me to download from their servers? They're uploading it, technically, I would imagine. Cyvers and Suckdisn for 5 says that EFAR guy is seething, so I guess Vito's doing something right. Who's EFAR? I think he's the...

I don't know. He was in the chat saying something. Throwing, putting up the tomato emoji every two seconds. Oh, I like that. Fast fact guy for two. My Mexican pirate amigo, beware of ice. Ice. Arc.

Kyle Baxter for five. It's cool and there's like a whole wall of tomatoes. And they're going like, you guys really fucking suck and there's like tomatoes. That's cool. Yeah, it looks cool. When you're watching a stream and it's like all to me. You're like, ah, ha, ha, ha. Because it's red, you can see it.

Everyone can see it. It's funny. I think there's better emojis than the tomato. Kyle Baxford for five, test, test, one, two, one, two. Liquid Heavy Machine for 20. Here's to a new 52 episode year fellas. This is 20 bucks. Thank you, Liquid Heavy Machine.

Ready for Vito and embrace his heel turn and dominate the show, ban critics and be unapologetic for hypocrisy. After last year, there's no reason for him to be fair to the trolls. I suck hogs. I was wondering if you even still have that queued up. Now I know. Geeks for two. Vito talking about windmills.

Like he's Don Quixote. Demigliff for 10 and then for another 10. Legitimate question for you both. I want to lose 75 pounds before January 2027. What's your best advice? Love you guys. Get Reddit True Tide available as GLP 3 from a illicit source. Look up GLP-3.

It's a triple agonist with three natural hunger regulating hormones, including glucagon, gastric inhibitory polypeptide, and glucatan-like peptide. Check out the Reddit 2-trut-trut-tide Reddit board to see how people are shedding the weight. Fast-fat guy for two. Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Love Rockets a bill for five vetoed the hypocrite defending that lady that drove away from the cop while defending the cop that shot Ashley Babbitt. Fast fact, five for two, says, did you check in with Carl before? doing Simpsons. I should. He is the resident Simpsons.

He gets royalties. He's the first guy to ever make Simpsons jokes on the internet. Johnny Rock for 5. Did you have a Merry Pigsmas? Blunder review for 5. Your tinnitus is caused by cellular dehydration. Oh, yeah.

Do you feel like Scott Adams right now with everyone telling you what's causing your fucking tinnitus and why they got to listen to you? You got a million to... Everyone's a tinnitus doctor now. He was all angry about it, though. I don't feel like that. I'm just like, oh, okay.

Did you see Scott Adams say, you guys, you're right, I've decided to embrace Jesus, you know, what's the worst thing that could happen? And then immediately a bunch of Jesus people went to him and said, you're embracing Jesus wrong. And he said, you know what, now I don't even want to do it. I go, you guys are successfully annoying a guy out into rejecting Christ. Like, how great is that? What a great definition of modern Christianity is that where you go, let's annoy this guy until he goes, you know what, fuck this shit. I don't want any part of it. Yeah, that's great.

He's just doing it to be cute. Fuck him. They should do that to evangelical ministers, too. Anybody who's falsely repenting and using God as like a fucking PR stunt should be driven out. Good. Good for them. Fuck Scott Adams. He was Pascal wagering.

He was going out while I might as well. The fact that his little stunt is going to make people bring up Pascal's wager is enough for him to deserve the cancer in the first place. Like, oh, hey, check this out. I bet you guys don't know where this is from. Like, oh, please, I can hear Reddit already, the thundering of the Reddit keys talking about how it's exactly like Pascal's wager.

Apparently, I ruined a joke, so I'll read the whole one year. Tonight's is called by cellular dehydration. Your cells need to crap into clean blood. You need to fast every week while drinking sea salted water. Is that a reference I should know? You need to fast every week while

drinking... Yeah, whatever joke you were setting up is a didn't work sorry shoebox kingdom for two says Thursday show angry face Downwards Thumb Friday show Cazoo party on Johnny Rico for two Thursday is so dumb for another two says

Vito tweeting during the show Lowell Amateur Hour I don't know what that's referring to I'm not tweeting Balder for two Comfort poop ass Jose M for 10 why is the shit stain Beck goes by the name of Max Cool can't say with a straight face when his comic will print.

Dito is about as funny as a mountain of ash or ass. Ash? Got him. Why is he as funny as a mountain of ash? What does that mean? Is that a, is that a common saying?

Is it common to tell a guy you're about you're as funny as a mountain of ash? I've never heard that saying. How did the mountain of ash get there? Well, why when you're thinking of naturally unfunny things would you go, well, a mountain of ash? That's the least funny thing

I can think of it. That's got to be a translate, like a Apple translate problem. It would have made, you could have just said Vito's as funny as my ass and like cut through the, cut through the garbage. I don't know why you added extra to it. Beach Hook for five says, come far, poop ass. Pop quiz for five puts a little dancing lemon man.

Fahoa gods for two. It says, when life gives you lemons, you eat them. Rinoxus for two, comfort poop ass. Dimogy for two. When is the comic? And we got a couple more here. Everybody wants to know. Everyone wants to know. Beach Hook for two, money. Decasugi for five. You need a come fart, poopass to say come fart, poop ass.

And Blunder Review says, eat only pickles and raw fruit to lose weight fast. Well, that sounds disgust. I mean, I like fruit. I'm not going on a pickle diet, though. Whoops. Okay. Here it is. The moment of truth, everyone. the ultimatum of 2026. Will the show continue?

Will Vito give up his mod powers? Or will the show be ended? This is the question you've all been waiting a week for. And now you get the answer on this January of 8th.

Whenever you want, Vito. You get to pick door number one. one or door number two? Or do you want some pick thinking music? Can you just end the drum roll? Just email me. I'm not really sure exactly what it is you want. So just send me a message and tell me what you're asking for.

All right. Show's over. Guys, it's been fun. Thank you. Thank you for supporting the show, all of you. It was a good show for a while. but there you have it. Goodbye, everybody. I'll see you tomorrow.

Royce is coming into the studio. It'll be fun.