The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Biggest Problem 176

Episode Date: February 8, 2025

about five years, like Avril Lavigne. One of the, oh, like Elvis? Like Elvis, Avril. Every single Avril was replaced by a clown. They go, look at his nose. They go, doesn't that guy punch himself in the face? It makes sense that his nose would look different. No one gets worked on, no one ages.

They all look completely different. Man, I wanna get replaced by a clown. Well, if Trump's American, continues the lights being on. Oh, what you call it? Riley wants us to talk about his, we gotta talk about Riley's call to action. What is his call to action? He's offering 41 dollars to anyone who takes the funniest picture of Eric July. Well, you're gonna have to do that I'll do that. I'll do that. How do I say it's oh, yeah, here we go goal. Wait, you can set a goal Yeah, you set goals now ten super chats

50 super chats at this is retarded don't This is great. I I did it a couple times and we never hit the goal and I had like Aaron in whole meltdown $20 super chats I could I could say we'll show the show the bath the bath curtain pictures What the AI is everyone is asking me are you serious? AI is stopping me from saying Tony's gonna take his clothes off. I also don't want to take my clothes off Well, I mean they don't want to see you take them off What oh

Wow, it really does not. It really was close. Yeah. What the fuck dude? Because they know so many thoughts are gonna do that. That's crazy. They're getting ahead of it. What the fuck?

Wow. Technology, huh? I'm not taking my clothes off you asshole. I know. That's what it says on the thing. Yeah, I mean the goal says it so you have to. Well what the hell? Okay, how do I set? Super chat goals?

Come on come on come on I gotta go. I gotta go I gotta figure it out. Oh, there's the goal. Okay and No, and the goal. I don't want the stupid goal. Remove the goal. Remove it Chat success. Goal successfully disabled. Okay, 50 super chats No! We're not gonna successfully disabled. 50 super chats. No! We're not gonna get 50 $20 super chats. This, two hours. You got two hours to do it everybody. Tony will go all natural.

There you go. Come on. Come on. Yes! Yes! Alright, there we go. Yes! Yes! Now you have to do it Tony will let us draw him like our French girl Yeah, if we get 20 or 50 $20 super chats you have to take you have to go on natural Yeah, you are Tony the contract is live

I'm tripping out at this light in here. It seems like there's spiderwebs all like It's been slowly getting darker for nine years. I didn't even notice that shark was there until today. Oh, yeah Wow, it seems really dirty with all the lights on I love seeing this guy's face which one It just brings back good memories does bring back good. You are right next to the cursed Bo black splash though So if it turns you trans good is bring back good memories. You are right next to the cursed Bo Blacks plush though. So if it turns you trans, good luck. Bring back Sean memories right here. Sean's right there. Ooh.

Ah. There should be more Sean merch in here. We need a bigger Sean shrine. I don't think there's, there's just this present that Coop sent in. Oh, for when he comes back in? Yeah, but that'll probably be never You talk to him lately you working it's none of your business

Yeah, let's bring up this topic 20 seconds until it's on the air Yeah 12 seconds, but you have a problem Tony and it's not social media. No, it's not social media Is it anything like social media related? It's fun way to make fun of you. I brought in evolution That's gonna be my problem We haven't done that I saved that episode It's a episode was already saved episode was that that was a

Terrible and then I did terrible come on. Let's say that he was cool That's what I called it with the Eric July call that kind of snowballed this whole called in with that Yeah, same episode. You ruined Vito's chances in the comedy scene, comedy in the comic scene. Yeah. Cause all these problems for him. My bad. It's all working out. Everything's working out. Well, if you had just supported black-owned businesses, Vito, it wouldn't have been a problem. Maybe black people could make better stuff and then it would be easier to support them. What were you saying about black people, Vito?

Kanya's killing it right now on Twitter, huh? Oh man, he's back. He's really putting up a show for that. I regret my vote. I should have voted for Kanya. I know. I don't know if that was Kanya. I think he was cloned.

I think that's a Kanya clone. Oh, is he cloned? Tony, people don't know we were talking about clones before the show. Oh if that was Kanye. I think he was cloned. I think that's a Kanye clone. Oh, is he cloned? Tony, people don't know we were talking about clones before the show. Oh, that's true. Jesus Christ. My bad. Already. We're trying to celebrate the return of Ye.

Ye is back. Oh, they're saying something's wrong with Tony's camera. What is... Because his head is... there. Hold on. There we go. No, we did not spend so much time. That seems correct.

So much. That's correct, right? Because that's how, like, we want us all to be the same size. So we're late setting up the camera. Here, I clicked a button to make them all the correct, this correct size. Now we're all exactly, the cameras are all zoomed in the exact same amount. I fucking hate you guys. Look at that.

Can you have little arms sticking out of you? It's like, he looks like Modok. Yeah, I was gonna say, this is Modok type shit. With like little hands. I fucking hate you guys. Look at that. Can you have little arms sticking out of you? It looks like Modoc. I was going to say it's Modoc type shit. Did you like that movie with Modoc in it? Yeah, did you feel it represented? It was total horseshit.

But it had representation for you. Fuck you. No. You said now finally our big head guys get a movie and they fuck it all up. They're calling you Tog Froney. Tog Froney. Because of your head. The return of the Tonys.

The Tonys are always nailing it. Good old Frog Tony. Nothing. I can't set it back. Oh now it's broken? It's broken. It's my stuff. It's my stuff. That's weird when we were trying to set up your two cameras. I would just hit control. You were meticulously fiddling with them, but mine's broken apparently.

I wasn't fiddling jackass, I was doing like advanced audio visual fucking finagling alright Fingling with it, so why don't you get your fucking head? Now it's perfectly centered now. It's correct right there watch try to move out of the way. Oh That's correct. Right there. Watch, try to move out of the way. Oh, nope.

That's how it feels to be with you! Look at that! It's like the eyes that follow you in Disneyland, except it's a big fat head. Hahaha! Hahaha! Look at that! We have a Super Chat goal that Tony will take all his clothes off.

I'm not taking all my clothes off. Take his clothes off if we hit our super chat goal. Great to be here. Great to be here. People are saying Tony's head is so big we need two cameras. We have two cameras on it right now. Maybe me and you can be stacked on top of each other and then we can have Tony in his own little giant window. For his giant. Alright, I'm gonna try to use the technology to shrink your head

Thank you I just have a new processor installed on my computing machine. Is that right Vito? It's a little small now, but we'll give it to small the computer. No overload. It's fine. I think it's fine Is that fine bring him up a little more? Oh? I'm gonna use my psychic powers Vito use your psychic powers to try to shrink his head. Oh, I need the three hands to do this Use your psychic powers to try to shrink his head. Oh, I need the three hands to do this bitch Get messed up Shrink my head shrink is that right?

The audio listeners are gonna love the Like our show is not known for visual gangs That right that looks right that looks right that's fine there you go okay ready to start the show I think so yeah joined from with Tony from act the movies guys very exciting yeah Tog Froney Tog Froney oh from act the movies phony Tony frog Tony did bring back the real Tony funny Tony phony Tony baloney. That's it. Oh wow you I haven't heard that one before You gotta pick an animal if he's frog Tony you gotta be you know the tiger is that also taken

Yeah, I did the tiger also take it you do not get Tony that I wish I could say those words You're not Tony the tiger you're Oh Tony you're not Tony the tiger you're oh Shit, what the hell did that come from? How's that? Oh wow? I didn't even know that could happen. I'll put input Okay, that seems I tested it. I tested you guys said you can hear it. What can you just ask in our voices? Okay, that's working. The movies!

Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from frumpy hoes to uncredited woes. I had a better one. I'm your host, Dick Mashton. Joining me as always is Vito Gisualdi. Here in the studio is Tony.

Tony from Hack the Movies.elty in here in the here in the studio Tony Tony from act biggest head in the biz Call him old big head. Thank you. I'm glad that joke transcended to my audience now making fun of my cranium People in my crane in my life now close friends in person are now Great well, it's because you need room for all that movie extra party that's true I need to know all gremlins could you fit in your am ones are in there how many? Had a goonie shirt, I don't like I really don't like the guns he really doesn't like no I really don't like someone bought me a goonie shirt I must have gotten rid of it at some point. I was like I should wear the goonie shirt

I'm like oh fuck. I don't mean like the sloth shirt. They got you or just says the goonies It just says goonies, and it has I don't know the goons hey do you guys die oh? No, no, no, no classic. I'm not a goonies kid. I'm sorry even though. I'm not a goonies kid He's one I Like him and other things the Chinese one is everything I was talking about that with Tony He's getting like a handprint on the on the Hollywood walk or whatever the fuck Is that when they don't you're not that out of like cool in the whatever the fuck? No, I genuinely over in gay town

Whatever that thing is. Yeah, come on. No, I genuinely- He's over in Gaytown getting a thing on the whatever it's called. I forgot. I don't call the Rocky steps the like, oh yeah, the Stallone whatever. It's like, what the fuck is your problem? I genuinely don't think about the Walk of Fame very often. Is a handprint, but is that like you didn't get a star, but you get a handprint?

What's a handprint signify? Well, there's the handprints at the theater. Oh, is that at the Chinese theater, okay, so it's a Chinese theater thing I went to Hollywood Boulevard when that kids getting a handprint yeah the yeah Why because he's in a bunch of movies now you haven't seen that no Indiana Jones I know he was in that everywhere all at once move that brought back his acting he's been a stunt coordinator though He did like the first x-men. He did like the flight or you go no more parachutes I was telling people like everyone loves it now. They should make a short round show I'm like you motherfucking nerds have been saying that character's racist for 20 30 years

Now suddenly you all like him because he was in that one movie Everywhere everywhere. Yeah, no at least it's better than a short circuit. You can celebrate the Asian kid because it was actually an Asian kid. It wasn't a white guy. What's the name of short circuit? No, but I'm saying, remember we talked about the short circuit? Oh yeah, I could just leave that. You can never go, oh what a great depiction of Indian people.

You go, that's not it. The Jewish guy got away with it. Yep. When have they ever gotten away with anything before? Kanye is going to show up. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Yep, whenever they ever gotten away with any of the money is gonna show up Graff boom why do you think Kanye is a is anti-semitic again? Did he not like 22 Jump Street tax time? So I gotta pay this shoe to give these other shoes how much oh man, I don't know we're talking about I will hire lawyer. Oh no I

Need to go to a psycho It is having a heart attack. Oh, no Has Kanye just been saving all this look for like a what like two years now It's like man the second I give a Twitter Jews Jews Hitler Jews. We're all saving it. We're all safe Yeah, but we're not saving it to be a billionaire. Yeah, until you're a billionaire. Yeah, and then it's, until I'm a billionaire and I got a wife that looks like that,

then I can say whatever I want. I think once you're a billionaire, you put on the hat and you stay in line. That's the last thing you would do. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What hat, you mean the yarmulke? Yeah.

That's not exactly a hat, Vito. It's a covering for the head. What would you refer about? What hat you mean the yarmulke? Yeah? Vito it's a covering for the head. What would you refer to that as? Mother Teresa wears a hat. Yeah, yeah a nice little hat up there. Do you think doctors wear a hat? I guess they do Yeah, there you go. Is this a hat a Yamaka is clearly a hat. How is it not a hat? Well, it doesn't have like a brim That's not not all hats have a brim name one that doesn't have a brim. But it's a cap. That's not a hat It's a cap. The cap is not a hat. The cap's not a hat This feels like a rejected Seinfeld argument. It really does. The cap is not a hat. It's not a hat!

What about the cap in the head? How's your? Stay at the bath Love it. I love I've never had this many people so interested In a big apartment is perfectly normal and fine It is not normal you don't have a door on the bathroom I DMed you the pictures of the bathroom curtain. If you want to show these beautiful people. Yeah. Only if we hit the goal for you to take your clothes off.

Only if we hit the 2,000 every 500 bucks. I'll reveal a picture in any way. Man, your shampoo bottle was exciting that you posted. Remember that? You saw my shampoo. How's my shampoo? It looks fine now. It's a different bottle.

It's a different bottle. But he set out a towel for me But he took a shower in the bathroom with that towel so your mistake was your mistake But he gave it your mistake is believing. I set out a towel for you It's more that I just have that towel there. Did you use the towel before no, but it was hanging up in the towel To barely cover himself as he walked dick out into the living room, which is in the other room I walked around your living room with your with no clothes on wrapping get because I had the towel on and then I was Going into my bedroom, so I started to take the towel

Wait I was taking off as I was going through the doorway like Superman Like going through my phone like petting his cat I thought he was in the bedroom I look up and it's just Vito Dick, like AHHHH Why would you do that? Cause I thought he was in the bedroom Was it like Peter Griffin when he's naked Tony?

Yeah pretty much Shut up Have you seen Family Guy? Yes I have seen Family Guy Cause he's got all the fat hanging down Okay, so you saw Vito's wiener. Yeah, it was great. That's good. Okay, and was that the worst part of staying there? There is no worst part. He's having a fine time. Are you having a bad time? I'm having a great time having a great time, but I love cringe stuff. So this is like great for me There's nothing my favorite is the bed that I'm sleeping on I told you to make him get his own place

No, the bed's fine, but I'm like alright, so you have that asleep mattress like yeah The problem is I can only I can only the pump to chart to blow it up only it hooks up to my car Yeah, so he had to blow up the air mattress in the garage I'm lucky whenever I come to LA it's always raining So he brought the bed covered in rain into the house Yeah, I have, cause I have an air mattress for the car so it comes with a car charging fucking pump or whatever So whatever I charged, I fucking went out in the rain and I fucking inflated a mattress for you, you're welcome

So you made your mom take an Uber to the airport but you would fill up his air mattress outside in the rain and I fucking inflated a mattress for you. You're welcome. So you made your mom take an Uber to the airport, but you would fill up his air mattress outside in the rain? That's kind of weird. Oh yeah, because he's not gonna know how to do that. I can't pay an Uber guy to inflate an air mattress. You can't figure it out? Do you know how to fill up an air mattress? Are you stupid? I could probably figure it out. The problem is that he only had the car charger. I'm not gonna tell a guy, go out to my car, turn on my car, plug this into the fucking Car charger port or whatever. I filled up the air mattress. It took two seconds How was that air mattress? Not bad. It wasn't that bad. The pillow sucked That's the type of pillow you're used to

awful I'm sorry the pillows But I mean it's fine. Do you need another pillow tonight? I can give you a second one That's a guy you know when you say to my place. I just put you like you know in a bed with pillows Yeah, I know I was in your oh whatever you're in your dad's fucking house is the guest room I'm sorry. I have a fucking your dad's house. Shit apartment in LA. I don't know. It's awful I don't have a guest room for you. Wait, it's an apartment now? I thought it was a house before.

Well, what do you, what do you? A property, now it's an apartment? They're interchangeable words, man. You can call it a home, you can't call it a house. Okay, it sounds like you're having a good time. It's a town home, right? We went to the Costco today. I saw that.

We did a little Costco guys video video and okay are noticing that yes There are in fact a lot of Asians there. I wouldn't say too many like some how hard was it to park at the Costco? It was very very hard. Why? Because the Asian people are like Oh no! Ohhhh! They can't figure out how to get to the spot. How were they? What were the Asian people like Tony? Well, they weren't like that. But what were they like? You mean you?

They weren't like that. They were fine. They were going, bogging so much, bogging. I believe that. Ah! What do you? You're acting like it's like a marketplace. The line for the samples, they were a little aggressive

about the samples. The samples were a little much. They were a little too much like, you know, fighting over. Like reindeer. It was like a wet market It felt like. The countertop people. I was like this is how COVID started one guy had a bunch of bat fucking snacks and they're all Getting paid by USA. There you go. Yes No, the Costco was fun. I had fun at the Costco. We did not get a double chunk chocolate

We did not. It looks like you guys are doing a lot of shopping today. Oh, yeah, we have a Christmas shop We found that wonderful picture the we not me it'll like Vita you gotta get a picture with that Breakfast we went to the thrift store next time someone brings up the we thing and like no I we not me Tony won't eat he's, he's on a diet. So all the places I can take him. That start today? Fuck you. Fuck you.

I literally, since that episode, I like drop like seven pounds. Like, yeah, I did fall off. I did fall off. I keep bringing him places. He's like, oh, yeah, I can't. Oh my god. He's like, oh, let's get some fries out of the pastrami place. We went to the hat, you know, the hat, of course.

I swear to God, I thought you were going to say garbage can. No, and he was just like, yeah, mine was like chili on. I'm like, ah, fries? You can eat the pastrami place. We went to the hat you know the hat. I swear to god I thought you were gonna say garbage can No, and he was just like yeah, you might have there's like chili on and like fries you eat the fries underneath Yeah, he's like I don't want any like chili and whatever and I'm like I'll get the chili fries Just eat the fries underneath the chili. It's this big. It's a pound of chili and cheese. I'm like It's all covered. No, there's some underneath. I'm like yeah, there's fries on the bottom I don't have the shit on whatever you ate't have the shit on you ate the chili fries anyway I ate the chili fries Tony. Oh man Abler I was like I can get this guy to eat chili fries

I know are you gonna should I have brought two Vito's booties today for you to weigh yourself No, I'm good. I'm good. It's fine. He's looking good. I never stopped working out. I just ate too much Traveling you can eat a little no. Oh my god They love it all right. This is last week. We had women thinking they're hotter than they are Credit credit goblins Figure skating that was negative I believe that was negative and I exams so why does the audience like a good figure skating. That was negative, I believe. That was negative, and eye exams were. So why does the audience like figure skating? What's wrong with you people?

Uh, well, because there's, you know, some fun stuff. Figure skating, like, I was... No, there isn't. Yeah, it kind of is. It's kind of goofy. Of all the things that women watch, that's the best one. I feel like at this point,

I'm waiting for, like guy who like comes in and like Reignites figure skating by doing it to like I don't know like we need the Kanye of figure skating Someone that says like the Jews are yeah, somebody just comes in. He's like he does a big swastika Like take some red he just fucking swastikas down. He's like stuff like a Hitler He's going figure skating at the Nazi Olympics? I don't think they had it yet. I don't know. I don't know.

I assume not. I mean, there were Nazi figure skaters. The Nazi Olympics were the summer games, so they probably didn't have figure skating. Didn't they have them at the same time back then? Did they have a winter? Yeah, I don't know if they had a... They did that in my lifetime.

I don't remember when the winter games showed up. In the 80s, it wasn't. So yeah, I don't know if they had a lot of winter sports in Germany did they have did they freeze the swimming pool at Auschwitz and have them skate around is that anti-semitic I don't know it was a pool somewhere I don't know you didn't mention the concentration camp you just said Auschwitz I assume it was a town I don't really know though that's American dad joke he's like yeah he was the conductor at Auschwitz like no it's a big town It's a big town, there's a lot going on. It's a town, okay. Yeah, it's interesting. I didn't know it was a town. Yeah You can say a lot of stuff. All that Holocaust info and not that one. That would be important to know.

Man when Kanye gets on one it feels really like you can feel the electricity in the air. At this point if there was a reality show that was just making Kanye go to like Holocaust museums I would watch Bullshit I just want Kanye talking to Jewish people and asking them questions like I would watch every episode of that That'd be great. It would be really fun. Kanye West explores the Jewish world. He's like, oh man. There's a lot there.

The Jewish guys are like the sword in the stone with Kanye on Twitter. Each one of them stretches out and is like, I'm going to beat the one that kills Kanye. Ladies and gentlemen, I debated with myself to say anything about this attention-whoring post of this narcissist garbage of Kanye. He's like, ah, you already lost me. Yeah, man, you can't. Kanye is the final boss of anti-Semites, and there's really nothing you can do. You gotta figure out some cheat codes, because that man's unstoppable.

Okay. Good luck to you. Let's see here. In all things. Electrical Joe says, Vito, did you install your door backwards yet? No, okay Curtain is no there's curtain in the car Tony agreed with me I said you you see how you can currently take a wide shitting stance because of the position of the door and he agreed Well, no, I'm I agree. That is too close to the door. Yeah, but still I would put a door up

Yeah, yeah, but I would only use it when showering when I shit I would open the door so I can go wide Mmm, okay, but you know if you ever have another visitor point is I probably feel better with the door Have you shit there yet? I had to walk into the Boba store to shit I did realize there was like a little Oh, yeah, the blossom hole you could have gone there. Yeah, I think I shouldn't learn It was a lot better. You're having a he's having a great time. I believe he's having a great time I'm having a great having an okay time. It's not the worst place. I've ever stayed at. Thank you. Thank you

I mean, I mean it's up there ever stayed at. Thank you. I mean, it's up there. Shut up. When it comes to your expectations, is it above or below what you expected? That is. It's above expectations. Above expectations. But those are really low expectations. You know what's funny? It's giving me nostalgia because it reminded me of college. Right. He's living like a college teenager. Did you know like a schizophrenic in college that hoarded stuff. What are you talking about like a college? It's it's all Kitchen is a man. The kitchen's not that clean It reminds me of college. There you go. No, I gotta get a I'll get a lady to clean it. Okay Your mom bad idea. Why don't you do?

Atomic ink art says I need to change the requirements from to be fair to let's be clear. No, they all say that. You can't undo that one. Sam says, Nick Rekate is a free man. Riley isn't in prison. EVS won an art competition. Is that true? Yeah, I forget what that was for. Everyone sees, I saw him reading an apology to some guy.

PTP, do you know who that is? Oh yeah, yeah. EVS today was reading like a court mandated apology. Wait, he was court mandated to apologize who that is? Oh yeah, yeah. If he asked today, was reading like a court mandated apology for- Wait, he was court mandated to apologize for that guy? It seemed like it. He was reading an apology for apologizing for calling the guy's books pedophile books or something.

Child porn or something like that. Was that to PTP or was that to Preston Poulter? Was that who he was apologizing to? PTP? PTP is Philip Thomas Parnell, who makes Last of the seekers which is a Transformers book, but I thought the guy I don't know But I saw a little tour who uh, if yes is an awesome with him

He was at one point, but I don't know what happened He reads this apology and then right before the camera turns off like the second he's done talking somebody on a cell phone goes perfect The camera turns off like the second he's done talking somebody on a cell phone goes perfect People in the chatter saying it is pressed and polter then he PP PP PP the girl should be CP the more I hear no Well, he's apologizing for saying it's not child porn. So it must be bad. Yeah, I mean Right, it must be bad. I'm sorry. I called whatever that is child porn. But what is it then? That was kind of curious.

He said don't dig in. So now of course I gotta, you know, I'm wondering like what shouldn't I be digging in on? This sounds pretty juicy and child porny. Oh my god. Doesn't it? What are you all my godding? I don't know. I don't remember what it is. He said it was not child porn. If I had a fucking box in the street and I wrote not child porn on it, what do you think is in the box? That could be anything. Obviously child porn. You would think that. There we go. I don't know what, I don't remember what comics he makes. I've seen like one of them but I don't remember what it was that means you do know and you just know I genuinely I know I know he does like erotic covers and stuff, but I don't remember which erotic like Japanese erotic goer. I don't American erotic. It's been a while since I've seen the press and pulled her comic

I can't remember like when you were a kid, and you said wow this is totally appropriate for me as a child This will be unreasonable. The apology, the guy said it was perfect, so... So he did a View-style apology when she had to be forced to do that. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. So you think that's weird?

I know the lawsuit was over who owns the rights to the name of Comicsgate and a lot of nonsense. It's complicated. Oh, that's what it was for? That was part of it, yeah. Sounded like it was over something that is not child porn. That's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that there was no child porn. Can we say that on YouTube? I don't even know. Child porn?

Yeah, I don't know. We have a code word for it on my show. We call them Cuties fans. Cuties, yeah. Cuties DVDs. You call the porn Cuties fans? That guy was selling Cuties comics? Oh, that's horrible. He was not selling child porn. He was not selling child porn. He was not selling child porn. So-or-so EBS says.

I... I don't know. First time I've ever... I've ever doubted EBS. It's weird when you have to mention that someone's not doing it, because we all just assume you're not. Someone has to be like, no, he's definitely not doing it. It's like, I don't know why he was being accused. I thought he was just, you know, talking shit on the internet.

Now I don't know. Isn't it odd? Is What odd? The whole thing? The apology I missed all this I didn't see the apology. Maybe it didn't even happen There's a Are we now going to have to apologize for something? I'm not apologizing to shit I think everybody should stop suing each other in the whole comics game. Does everybody have fun? Make comics. Nah sue me. I love it. And then Nick, I mean, like, I don't know.

And then Nick Reketa got sued by, isn't that lawsuit still going on? Oh, because he called that monograph guy for pedophiles or something, just because he was, just because he made a video where he raped, like, and his character raped a little girl or something like that? I don't fucking know what happened.

I think it was totally outlandish for Nick to jump to that, I mean, in my opinion. I'm not a lawyer, but I missed all of this. There's too many somebody's a pedophile lawsuits. I can't keep track of the details of each of them. There needs to be more. They're hilarious. Hahahaha They're good. They're curious. They're interesting.

Look, all I know is I want to know what's in the comic, but I don't want to find out for myself. You want? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, can someone look into it? Someone tell me. Let us know. Someone dig in. I'm saying everyone out there, please dig in. Get your magnifying glasses out and dig into what's going on here,

because I smell cheese pizza, if you know what I'm talking about. And I think you do know what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I smell some cheesy, cheesy pizza. I'm sure everybody is making some great comics. Some PPCP. The spirit of independent creation is alive and well, and that's what's important. Speaking of comics, can I mention Riley? Am I allowed to mention Riley now? You can mention Riley, absolutely.

Before he yells at me. Riley is having a little bit of a contest or something going on. Okay. If you're at Megacon he this is apparently all him He said I can take a funny picture of Eric July. He will give you $41 whoever has the funniest one is that I think so or does everybody get $41 Well, everyone should follow him on Twitter to get the real detail. Okay, is it illegal to take pictures of Eric July now? It's a public convention. Why would it in the it be? What is Riley's new Twitter account?

That's a good question. Let me get that baby up. You told the people to follow it. Everyone follow it, because knowing Riley, it'll probably be gone tomorrow. Wow. Well, hopefully. I think he's mellowed out now that he won.

At CG Scumlord. CG Scumlord. Oh, that's easy to remember. Yeah, Eric July is at MegaCon. What, this whole weekend, I guess, is MegaCon? at CG scum Lord CG scum Yeah, Eric July is that mega con what this whole weekend, I guess is mega con yeah I have some friends down drunk three PO's book is that the rip ascent? Bring that up. Did you see that banner? I have friends only because you brought it up What the fuck is with her hand what you're good Uh, I have friends at mega con but I can't plug them on a show where pedophiles were brought up. Yeah Why are they?

Against them yeah, we don't like them Nazis it's their fault. Sorry we haven't run with immigrants. Sorry we have an anti-pedophile show, Tony. I'm sorry you uh, yeah. Hey, can you guys calm down and not do World War Two? Because I'm from the future. It doesn't go well. I'm missing- we had that 100% pedo free banner, Tony. I don't know if you ever saw that. That's another example. Oh, your comic is 100% pedo free. I'm like well now. I think there was pedo stuff in it Okay, oh my god. I didn't see the oh jeez I'd like to bring up that one of the guys responding to this makes like official t-shirts for the Final Fantasy MMO, and he's like oh that needs more work. He doesn't know anything about the rip-a-verse at all

He's completely detached from this and I'm like yeah, my my professional artist friend is like, what the fuck is that? So, uh, here's the Rip-A-Send booth. Where a- Let's try to do the acrobatic chronicles green. Alright, left hand going for the thing. What the fuck is this? Did Drunkpedio make this? Dude, yeah, okay, her hair makes no sense. Her hair, somebody said, they're like, so her hair is just like anal beads that defy gravity.

And then her hand is out like, how did she twist her arm? Like, is she half Chinese? Her, this is like a black hair with Chinese hair. Yeah, that looks like an anime video game thing, but why is it on like a normal, it looks like it's on a normal looking teenager who would not have that hair style.

Well, also the whole style where like the clothing wrinkles are like hyper detailed for some strange reason what? And they just they just suggest every time I see it They suggest way too much of tits for a prepubescent girl or a pubescent girl whatever it is. I don't like what's happening here Here's a question. I don't like it that two men cook this up. So they don't like warehouse together They don't like modern comics for being like woke and feminist stuff All their books are like women oriented like yeah, there's so many every single book is like a girl boss Even their kids book is like a girl boss. Oh, look at all what is going on down here I don't know if any of you guys follow your boy Zack on a YouTube

But even he was like why are these guys making like weird baby comics yeah like aren't you supposed to be like anti-woke warriors making badass like chicks you know with big old swords and tits hanging out like hey what if my little black daughter was trying to grab a little green ball it's like what the fuck is that? What is this? Why do you have a coming of age? Yeah why is he writing a coming of age story? I don't know! Just imagine that it's instead of a comic book you made a you wrote a book about a little black girl Getting magical powers. Do you see how fucked it is if it's just right? It's the regular book I mean if I did that all my friends would go well. He's definitely a pedophile

It's just weird that he's doing it yeah, it's like where there's not a black woman doing it If I said dick my next comic is about a little black girl on an adventure, you'd go, we're ending the podcast. I can't, this show is off the rails. I can't associate with you any longer. It's like, you know, sometimes you go to lunch and you're like, I don't wanna go to lunch there. I only have one lunch today.

I'm not gonna waste it on that place. That place sucks. Imagine a comic book that you dedicate eight months of your life to look I gotta write this story about this little black girl cut like that's what you wanted to donate You're that's what you wanted to dedicate your life. Yeah It seems to be that it's just guys going I want to give my favorite youtuber money and make them feel like they did something That book looks bad. I actually want to read it, but I was like shocked at how bad it looks.

Yeah. Macromatic Chronicles. This has been a great month for CG, all the while being a terrible month for ripatards. I couldn't be any happier. Us either. Cameron, I have to hear Vito tell me what era we're in. Oh, if I have to hear Vito tell me

what era we're living in one more time, I'm gonna... Well, we're living in the era of stupid YouTube comments. So go on, jump off a fucking little bridge, Ansel. I'm gonna be happy, he said the era of stupid YouTube comments. So go Jump off a fucking little bridge ansel. I'm gonna be happy he said whatever just cuz I have it in We're living in the wet air mattress era How can you make a Superman movie when there's drone strikes What do you mean me a Tony of a yeah, he did that a while back It's like how could anyone be excited for a superman movie when there's That's not what I said. It's like it's always been war going on. It was like the Nazis were in power when Superman first came around So what's the difference? Oh, well the difference was like who was really in power

Tony who was really in power, okay It was I want to use that for my home screen so I can pop that up I want to use that for my home screen, so I can pop that up. That's a little more nuanced of a point than that. It's more that you can't take superheroes as deadly serious as some people are doing. But I think James Gunn, you're right, is going to be appropriately goofy with it.

Yeah, that'll be fine. The fact that he's got the dog in there, I'm like, OK, it is going to be like cartoony and fun. Alex Miller says, I recently did an eye test here in Australia. No big deal. They take pictures of the back of your retina, too. And if you lost a lot of weight, you probably wouldn't have beady eyes, he says.

Enormous, King Crab. Yeah, figure skaters don't have promising lives, but guys collecting plastic toys and eight of the same video game console, very promising. I never said if I died on a plane that a lot of people would lose the, I don't say who that was about. I don't think you're gonna get a news story about tragically cut short, fat anime nerd

retard Vito Gisaldi. There is a box that says miscellaneous in his office and it's all the mother's milks. It's all the mother's milks in there. I have the mother milks that I already do. Well, what does it say on the box? Just miscellaneous. Miscellaneous box. And then he's got a box in his bathroom

that says first aid in his Trojan condoms. I'm like, why is that in the first aid? That's an emergency. I haven't sorted the condoms into a proper receptacle or another in the first aid box. What's wrong with the trash? You gotta hide the condom so then you can say, I don't have any condoms, and try to talk her into raw dogging.

I'm not doing that. Well, you gotta try to, you gotta try. I do not want to get a random lady pregnant. That's not exciting to me. So where's it gonna happen? I'll use a condom. What's the worst that could happen? Yeah. I gotta pay for a fucking kid? I don't deal with that shit.

If the kid comes out retarded, then what are you gonna do? Uh, I don't know. Um, the Nerf Fang is the worst day of my life. I missed the live sliver banter. Yeah, you missed it. You told me the sliver deck was fun. It's great. Most fun I've ever had in my life. Um.

Probably would have been better if I built him. Eldrazi? Yeah, Eldrazi are good. Eldrazi versus slivers is a fun, would be a fun matchup. Okay, only if there's sticks. Hey, No Name Dick, are you gonna get the audio recording of Eric crying to the cops? Please say yes.

Yes, absolutely. I cannot wait for that. We're gonna get that, we're gonna get those recordings, even if we have to steal them. FOIA, have you put in a request? I put in an FOI DN. Freedom of Information of Deez Nuts. That'll get responded too quick. That's good. I made my own form on Canva. Um, yeah. Okay, then it's like a bunch of bullshit.

Oh, unlike the rest of the show, which is important and good. This show's great. Oh, come on, I'm in a little thing. Ahem. Oh god. Oh god. Uh... Be sure to... Dark Scepter says,

be sure to ask Tony if he's gained weight on the show. And then when he says he lost weight, ask him if there are people in his Discord that have lost even more weight. Oh fuck, yeah. Have you lost weight? I'm supposed to read that to myself, sorry. Yes, since you called it out, yes I have lost some weight. Yeah, my discord, you pay five dollars to join the discord on Patreon.

There's a Fat Shame Tony channel. It's actually what helped me get into shape this year. I'm sorry, what? I got into shape. They don't want credit yet, do they? The holidays got to be a little bit? But no, what are the what are your guys and your discourse call me fat? I was like, hey, you're only gonna call me fat. You gotta pay if you sign up and motherfucker signed up

Like oh son of bitch, well, yeah, we make all that's really tab is in there and he's constantly showing his gains and he rips me Apart every day. He looks amazing. It looks great. He's a glass blower now. He's living the life. He's skinny. Yeah, and making fun, he literally signed up for a gym to make fun of my gym selfies and then he got like jacked. I'm like, motherfucker. You gotta get like Royce jacked.

Royce is looking insane, man. Royce looks amazing. You could do that. That dude looks like he lives at the gym at this point. Every day he's been posting. It's too much. It's a lot of gym posts. I was going five days. I went down to three days.

Now whenever I, if I saw him not in a flex pose at the gym, I would think it's weird. That's how I know it's too much. You know? Where he's going, oh, look at these guns, look at these guns. I got it. It is worth it when people-

Like if you see a teacher at like a restaurant, you know, you're like, this is weird. Like I saw Royce not flex at like a restaurant. You know you're like this is weird I saw Royce not flexing what I did Jones and that's weird It is funny though when he gets into Twitter fights because this avatar is like a cartoon and like you faceless moron He just posted picture Okay, you have a voted up? I have a voted up segment You reckon sent in a special one Oh, okay

Cause I keep, yeah, you reckon, I was racking the one I keep getting messages really You didn't play my voted up I'm like, well complain to this guy I'm not gonna have no control over that Send it to me again, if I didn't Here you go Talk to me softly There I didn't. Here you go. For a college fun, don't worry, it'll be fine. That kid's not going to college.

Try to raise money with a process game. We're going to AI school. Just like Peter did. So vote it up tonight and lose some weight, fat Tony. Vote it up tonight. It's boring. It's boring. It is boring. It's boring. It's boring, guys. The patchwork's boring. Wow. What song is that?

It's a boring song. Oh, GNR. Yeah, what is it? I do love that guy's voice. He's great. Reckon? Reckon that guy's voice. Yeah.

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Yeah, what is it? I do love that guy's voice. He's great reckon reckon killing it with the stingers here on another exciting episode I voted up where we look at past problems and put them in a new light from episode 39 The problem and we shared these one of these today and overpriced breakfasts. Oh This is the constantly raising prices of breakfast food which should just be eggs right eggs can't cost too much. Well shocker, egg prices across the US are surging due to a combination of supply chain disruptions and ongoing bird flu outbreak and new regulatory changes. Customers who've been accustomed to paying $2 for a dozen eggs

are seeing prices more than double in recent months. The average cost of a dozen large grade A eggs hit $4.15 in December, up 14%. And the US Department of Agriculture predicts egg prices will rise another 20% in 2025. Expensive eggs, I guess. Eggs are coming in. And do you know what's at the heart of the crisis dick?

have you kept up on this? four years of inflation and fucked agricultural policies that you voted for? what is at the heart of the problem? I didn't vote for this in particular, a highly pathogenic strain of avian influenza

H5N1 which has led to the culling of 13.2 million hens. They just killed them. Just going factory farms 13 million hens They kill them. That's it. Wow someone should do something about well You know what they're saying the the workaround is if you want to save money is a lot of people are picking up chickens Shit, oh make chickens in your own house? Yeah. I hate people that do that. You mean Mexicans? There's some, there's some hipsters.

I don't hate Mexicans do it because they don't live near me. Yeah. Out here a lot, white people do it around me. Out here you hear a chicken, it's usually a Mexican guy, he's got a little chicken coop in the backyard. I've known people who had chickens. I don't want to eat it right out of the chicken's asshole or whatever it is. I want to go to the store and somebody

has to have handled it first. And they're always goofy. The eggs are tiny. They're not steroided out chicken eggs. Steroided eggs. You want those big ones. I want the big ones. It's interesting, though, there has been no impact

on chicken wing production. So for the Super Bowl. Oh, because they're all getting killed? No, because the chickens that you eat are different from the chickens that lay the eggs. And for some reason, the flu is mostly affecting the egg laying chickens or something. Oh, OK.

So you still get plenty of chicken wings for your big Super Bowl party. Big game. Well, the big game's coming up, Dick. And that brings me to my other Voting up problem. Okay This is from episode bonus episode eight Bonus episode eight. This was the problem of the patreon.com slash biggest problem. Indeed. This was the problem of the national anthem Which we all know is who cares could be a better song and they tried to come up with a better song

and I'm gonna say it's worse this is an NFL fans are Upset to learn that Ahead of the big game in New Orleans. They will be playing the black national anthem I love the black it we thought maybe you know Trump's in there. We could finally To black national anthems now did it still say end racism in the end zone or they get rid of that they appear? I think I saw something. I think they got they got rid of the end rate So we are taking now

We are taking steps. However, the league has confirmed that Grammy Award-winning sinner singer Ladisi do we know who this is? No. La DC? Yeah, L-E-D-I-S-I. I assume it's a black woman. We'll perform the song in front of President Donald Trump. Do you think Trump's gonna be there in time for the black national anthem? I feel like he'll show up a little late. You think so? I think he'll be like, you know, or he'll be like, oh, I was getting nachos.

What if he just Comes out in blackface I just want to I just want a camera on JD Vance's face during the black yeah, of course the black national anthem is the song Lift like when that lesbian preacher was scolding Trump for like not protecting trans kids Ryan They had a shot of Trump and his wife. And of course, Trump's just like staring at her. Trump's like, you fucking bitch. And Trump gave the tiniest little look towards Vance. And Vance was like, yeah.

Yeah, 100 percent. Yes, I agree. Vance is there for his boy. The song Lift Every Voice and Sing. You want to take this bitch out? Will be sold. Again, these became a tradition starting in 2020 amid the protest against the police killing of George Floyd. Don't you think it's a missed opportunity, the black national anthem? They could have done like a rap or something. That would have been cool. It should have had every type of black music in it.

Starting with like drums and a rain, a didgeridoo, and then having like jazz. Well, here's what I'm gonnaidoo and then having like jazz. Well, here's what I'm gonna say. And then having like rap. How many of them are using didgeridoos outside of Australia? Aboriginals are black, I guess, aren't they? Yeah, but the American national anthem. If I was the black community, I would go,

and here's the interesting thing about the black national anthem is it can't be sung by less than 100 people. Yeah, yeah. So you gotta pay every one of us to show up. And the lyrics are all, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh We have the Italian national anthem. What is it? It's a time for pizza pie That's it I don't wanna do all the lyrics Pepperoni hey, it's Tony. Let's have fun. We're some fun guys

There's a lot of Tonys if you say Tony in a Italian song you're covering about 50% of the Italian population Yeah, alright. Black National Anthem will be performed... I think I'll be playing that forever? I guess so. Well, there will be a halftime performance for Kendrick Lamar and Trombone Shorty singing America the Beautiful. Does he play a trombone? Is it a mid-chord? I have no idea who Trombone Shorty is. It's just a jackass.

You really can't get rid of the Black National Anthem now without looking bad. It's pretty funny. Especially the NFL. They're not going to add anymore. Even though I joke they should, they're definitely not going to add anymore. I think they're going to do it during commercials. I don't think they're going to do a big to do. Are you serious?

You think they're going to the black national anthem like I know the Commissioner of the NFL came out and said like we're doing DEI We're still doing it even though everyone hates it now, and it's dumb. That's how committed to black people the NFL is. I think I think the black national anthem should change every year Yeah, it should be a more rap. We like that There should be basketball guys doing cool dunks like Hamilton Yeah, do all the how about just every year Michael Jordan's it should be a spinning like ice capades But basketball of paid and now before the Super Bowl a celebration of black

America and like, you know 20 rappers are all rapping on top of each other. It's Duncan! Yeah, the Harlem Globetrotters! The Harlem Globetrotters! And Steve Harvey's here everybody! Everyone loves him! Man, we would be good black people, don't you think? We would be so much better at this! They're wasting it. Yeah, you can bring all these guys out, you can have a good time, fuck it.

Wanda Sykes is here, fuck it, every black person's time. Fuck it. Wanda Sykes is here. Fuck it. Every black person's here. Fuck it. Who's funnier than Norm MacDonald, apparently. Yeah, that's what we were talking about earlier. Somebody. Carl on his show mentioned there was some article about like.

A list of the top comedians in Norm. Wanda Sykes. Wanda Sykes was 50 and Norm MacDonald. And then that black lady from SNL is number two. Remember Eleanor something? She's number two. Who else? I'm just trying to remember famous black Americans

other than Steve Harvey. Oprah. Ha ha ha. You're gonna be like, Neil deGrasse Tyson's gonna set off a volcano and you pour some fucking baking soda on it. All right. Is that? That's voted up, yeah, that's good, there you go.

Talk to me softly, Dick. There's something in your eyes don't hang yourself over pokemons and please don't cry i know it's not enough for a college class

don't worry it'll be fine try every's money with a ponsies just like you do just like you do Whitey on the moon. It'll be that's part of the black national. It's whitey on the moon. Oh, you don't know why It's like a minute long just how I want four words Alright, just my sister now and whitey's on the moon Ten years later, I'll be paying still and whitey's on the moon Like a spoken word. I can't pay my doctor bills and white is on the moon. It's the greatest spoken word. It's way better.

It's way better. I don't think I remember. Who gives a shit in Johnny? And still, and white is on the moon. I can't believe you don't know white is on the moon, one of the greatest spoken word poems of a generation. Nah, I try not. I try to limit my racist intake of stuff. It's even got the drums in the background. It's like, and white is on the moon.

I'm not racist at all. A rat just bit my sister's nail, and white is on the moon. All right, you are the winner. Wesley Willis. That's like my... Wesley Willis. I stopped it. I kicked Batman's ass.

My problem is USAID. Ooh! The... the uh, slush fund. Slush fund. You mean they're not doing things that help people? Turns out they're... well they are, and that's... I guess that's the funniest part with it. Because uh, I could imagine being liberal and like getting paid to say all this stupid shit every day. Yeah.

But then I got a like, what about the liberals that said all this dumb stuff and didn't get any money? Yeah. I didn't get any money. I kept angling for it and never worked out. I didn't even know you could get money for saying shit. I would have volunteered. I guess you can apparently. You just get unlimited money. Unlimited of your, and your money. Doing nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Isn't that crazy? Well, I mean... You're still about USAID. I thought there's no way anybody could be supporting the government just spending my money on shit. I don't know. I saw the millions to make an Iranian or Iraqi version of Sesame Street. See, I was going to say, the Iraqi Sesame Street, I was like, I'm on board for that.

You're on board for that, yeah. Why? Because I assume there'll be a part where Elmo goes, and white people are our friends too, you know? It's just Elmo getting tossed off the roof. Like that Kermit getting tossed off the roof. I don't care all that far, yeah. They tossed the gay Muppet off the roof, I saw that.

The Muppet who has AIDS famously comes out. Are you saying that doesn't help us? You're not, I don't, well not us. If I was making gay Muppets then it would be great. I'm okay with going to predominantly Muslim countries and trying to trick them into liking us. I think that's kind of America's whole thing. You mean you're okay with spending me and Tony's money on doing that or what?

I don't think we're good at going into the Middle East. If you're not okay with it, it's just taking our money and doing it. Right, but if you convince one Iraqi kid not to get in a fucking plane and drive it into the ground, then you save the 20 million later. Again, me and Tony's money, you're okay with me and Tony's money getting taken and spent on this retarded idea you have. You got extrapolated out. To me? How much money did 9-11 cost us?

A lot. Me? Because of the military. It didn't cost me anything. The building's getting knocked down, I don't give a fuck about it. extrapolated out How much money how much money the 9-eleven cost us a lot? Me because of the military you saw didn't cost me anything the building's getting knocked down. I don't give a fuck about yeah They gotta clean it up. I didn't have to pay for that at all Lucky Larry Silverstein had to pay for that. I think the US government helped in with the 9-eleven Okay, so you're proud of the taking money and doing performing a foreign propaganda, yeah, I think that's pretty good. Jesus Christ. I'm a fan of that. Isn't it unreal? And you guys lost an election.

I can't believe that. Wouldn't it have been cooler to just have the money? The money, yeah. That would have been cooler. You can do your own show appealing to Iraqi kids with your money. You can keep it and do it. You can make a YouTube channel with puppets and just air it for free. I don't know, I like the idea of us fucking around.

Who's us? No, no. You're not doing anything. America's fucking around. It's liberals, we're not you, taking a bunch of money and then pretending to do like a transgender comic in Nairobi, but they're just keeping the money. They're not doing anything. Some of it, I think they were doing.

Oh, did none of it get made? Have you seen Iraqi Sesame Street? Did it need to cost 30 million dollars? I haven't seen it I didn't know if it even actually got made. I thought they were working really hard on it You want some examples of I would love some examples I actually didn't look too far into the 3.4 million to fund space diversity initiatives to send space diversity initiatives to send gender signals into space in case there's aliens. Send gender signals into space? Send gender friendly signals into space. Non-binary signals into space. So we sent the little dish with the vinyl and like the, what was it, the Voyager mission?

How many million dollars? We had to send another Voyager. Black enhanced air for regions that are prone to bad weather Ensuring that the air tastes good Huh, where we say you're black that enhanced black enhanced air. How is it black like can we just? million dollars to study if chickens have dreams and what those dreams might mean for Mexicans shop Real things no Dollars to fund a time travel study to figure out a way to undo slavery But still bring black people over from Africa to the u.s. That's a real thing

This is all real from that website 50 million dollars to see if plants are lesbian no Dollars to train squirrels in urban areas to steal stolen bikes Well, that's helpful How would they ride the seven million dollars for black lesbian NASA? That one is believable and 10 million for lesbian black NASA. Can you believe that? I do see how that could be cost more costly than the first one 1.2 million to study if clouds are racist Are they did we figure out yeah four million dollars to fund a ghost employment program for black people

So when you're dead, it was a black. Okay hiring black goes I didn't know if those black people are in the ghost or I didn't know if those black people hiring the ghosts or us hiring black ghosts. Are there no real ones on that? These are all real! Six hundred and fifty thousand dollars to develop a line of scented candles to promote the Holocaust. Holocaust awareness. Awareness.

It doesn't say awareness. I promote the Holocaust. I don't know if we should be promoting it in Holocaust. I smell this and for some reason I just want to build some fucking albums. A million dollars for underwater lesbian art for fish. 20 million dollars for violence against men. For violence against men. That's what it says.

To fund the violence. You're okay with that. I mean somebody's got to pay for it. Five million dollars for a contest where participants rename the phases of the moon after trans women's menstrual cycle. What do you think about that one? What are the parts of the menstrual cycle? Do they have names for the different parts? Do you want five million bucks? You tell me. That's the thing, they need the five million to name them. A hundred and twenty million dollars for fat women awareness.

Well, that was a grant from USAID. I don't think we're aware of them enough, Dick. I don't think I've seen enough. They're hard to see. They're hard to know. Thirty-two grand for a transgendered comic in Peru. The more I hear about this, the more I don't like it. I did see the transgender comic. Yeah. Do we need that?

Did it come out before Superkiller? Yeah, I think so. It came out. Because of the USAID money. Maybe you can hire that guy to work on your comic. 47,000 for a transgender opera in Colombia. They need it. They need it.

They need it. DEI musical in Ireland. You don I think that's a DEI musical. Wait, why are we sending money to Ireland? Condoms for Gaza. Condoms for Africa. Why the fuck do we need that? So there's less Africans. That really what? I mean, that is the probably what I assume. They say it's to stop the spread of disease, but I'm like, I don't know. It feels a little problematic. Stop the spread of Africa? Yeah, that's really what it seems like. I think they're like we got a lot of Africans We should have what's that enough? It's AIDS, right? There's a lot of AIDS stuff

so They're saying did you see that thing where they said well the read the problem with AIDS in Africa is that they really like dry sex Yeah, they love it. That they'll like put sand down there to dry everything out and it creates fissures and wounds and you're like, they're like, so it's not like they're more prevalent to having AIDS than anyone else, it's just they don't use any lubrication

so they cut themselves off. Okay, real quick, real quick. Is this like a real thing or is this something like, this sounds like something like- No, that's a real thing. It is? Yeah. Okay, that sounded like something like-

They like to put dirt all over the vagina We've all had that one racist friend who's always coming up with crazy facts that sounded like yeah Yeah, that sounded like that. I'm like. I don't think that's true, buddy I it's something I you know what I didn't verify We should be sending lubrication to Africa not condoms yeah and like a slip and slide yeah We got to be like a slip and slide. Yeah, we gotta be like, Astro, glide yourself up. Big rock. 27 million for Moroccan pottery class

to teach pottery to Moroccans. Yeah, I saw that one. What percentage of these are you OK with as a liberal guy? I haven't looked at them. I have to look at them. Why 27 million? I gotta look at all of them? Well, you're asking me for a specific percentage. What do you think it is? What do you I mean I could give you a number that I think. What percent of them am I okay with?

Are you okay with? What percentage of the USAID shit do you think is okay? Five, ten percent maybe. What would you use to determine if it's not okay? Well, there's like It's the bearing on the overall health of America. Like does it help us in some way? Who's us? Americans. But which one specifically? Why Americans? This isn't helping many, this isn't helping me at all.

Yeah, I don't know how the Moroccan pottery is gonna really help me in my day to day. Well the more pots they make, the less bombs they make. We just gotta keep these- I'm sorry, is Morocco? What the fuck? Yeah, why Morocco? Yeah, why Morocco? Are arms going through there probably? There's arms going around everywhere. I, I, yeah, and making pottery is gonna stop them.

Look, we gotta keep these little brown hands busy is what I'm hearing. Won't AIDS stop them from making bombs? If they get HIV? You would think, but- So can't we just knock off the condoms then? None of- by the way, none of these seem like worthwhile at all. It's not like, hey, we're trying to stop like the spread of disease. I know that's what they say the condoms will be for,

but like, the pottery? You need 50 million dollars. Yeah. Condoms. Why do you need $27 million to teach pottery? The shrimp treadmill on behind, though. Do they not have the clay there? Cause it was only-

Did you want veal shrimp? No, everybody was like saying, one of the ones they were complaining about was money for a shrimp treadmill. Just so you know. Yeah, get rid of it. Okay. What's the shrimp treadmill. Just yeah get rid of it Okay Shrimp treadmill, they're like checking of shrimp. Well, you tell them. Oh, there was a bacterial infection the shrimp supplier They're trying to see if it was making shrimp less

Energetic, you know if it was affecting the food supply if it was weakening the shrimp Okay, and but how much money were they sending? They're trying to say that they were trying to say that three million dollars were spent on a shrimp treadmill and in reality it was a complete study of the shrimp and that was like one small part of testing the shrimp. Okay. That cost a guy like a thousand dollars to put together. And it was a valuable study we found out whether or not bacteria was affecting a major food supply which makes billions of dollars for Americans. Alright, there's one. You got one. No, you don't have one. The people making a billion dollars on the shrimp would buy that study.

Would pay for it. Well, just make them do it. Yeah. But the government do it. Yeah, the shrimp people are not just doing their own study. Because the shrimp industry makes a lot of money and that money in taxes goes back into the government. So the government has a vested interest in making sure it's major industries such as seafood are firing on all cylinders and there's not a diminished quality. So they're kind of owning the company, kind of. It's kind of a communistic thing if you think about it. And you're for this.

Well, that's been the way. I mean, every farming fucking subsidy is that way. Okay, watch this. The Republicans are are not gonna get rid of that stuff This is totally insane and all of it should be canceled all of it none of its good It's all horrible and I'm gonna take all the subsidies away from all these farmers and all these you know paying them not to Grow corn or whatever else probably not but that would be great. He's not gonna again like it's like we're taking away your guys's stuff So right now yeah, and then you should have somebody that takes away our stuff No, well, yeah, but you want will you can't because the Democrats can't take anything away from anybody if anything

They just have to keep giving shit away now. I know you were all about it though Biden said we just got to give these trans people more stuff and then Trump gets in immediately Signs a big bill with all these smiling white girls behind amazing. Oh't that amazing? Oh my God, what a photo opportunity that was. I mean, that was just... I was like, Trump's just winning all day long. Trump said, oh, you're taking rights away from little girls so that I can get all these little girls to stand behind me. And you know what's great is all the liberals who react like, it was only like 40 trans

people in sports. It's like, okay. Yeah. But then I remember when Biden was in, you had like a trans lady taking her top off at the White House. Remember that? No, what was that? Remember that gay day at the White House? This trans bitch was showing her tits.

He was like, now that this has happened, can we just stop hearing about women's sports? Are we good? Well, maybe. We're good, right? I'm not really a sports guy and I really don't care about women's sports. And I've heard way too much about women's sports This is only in America. He's trying to get it out of the Olympics as well. So oh He's got to fight the Olympics guys

I feel like people have just been waiting for Trump to do this because they want to do it Which part like was it didn't and? Didn't some organization say like men biological men couldn't compete after he did this I feel like they want him to be the bad guy first. Yeah, we're just doing it cuz he's making us like Oh, yeah, I know like I think at the end was the NCAA or something. Yeah, like well we have to comply Yeah, that's what I'm saying do I feel like all these companies we love our trans brothers and sisters, but yeah They're waiting for him to do it because no one wanted to be the first bad guy., yeah, cuz they'd go to jail. Yeah, and they'd go to female jail But they can't do that anymore. Are those guys go all getting shipped? Yeah, that's what they're saying

I mean that is if you really committed to the being a lady in prison thing, you might have a bad time and You're a great time. I Depends on what yeah depends you know you're fucking guards I always said you know there's probably like some there's gotta be some trans people who are like I want to go like I prison come on it's a sex buffet yeah Tyrone a lot of it is sex but what do you mean it's a rape buffet yeah I didn't want to say it, but yeah, can't rape a guy Yeah, you can't ever get crazy

This isn't like a woke show That part in Shawshank Redemption they cut out the part where he's going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Tim Robbins was having a great time and he's like, all right, I do have to get out of prison though This part is fun. The rest of it. I'm out. Oh Making kovat that was one of the things they did Brian USA did that. Yeah I don't even know. Yeah, hold on. I So my fans let me go Yeah, hold on, I shared this episode with my fans. Let me go and delete.

No, that's a... I'm saying it was great that they made COVID. Don't worry, it's just my alt-right co-host, it's fine. I'm saying it was cool. I like that USA made COVID. Real quick from Carl, thanks for the shout-out. Say hi to Dick, but not Vito. All right.

Thanks, Carl. Carl says hi. That's Carl, W-A-T-P Carl? Yeah. You'll be able to see Carl at Hackamania in May? May. Yeah, use our promo code. Use promo code BIGGEST. Carl's beating us right now. Carl, you'll be able to see Carl at Hackamania in May? May. Yeah, use our promo code.

Use promo code BIGGEST. Biggest. Carl's beating us right now. Yeah. Tony will not be there sadly. You might be able to come? 50 million bucks to help disconnected Tunisian youth. How much of that money you think went to helping youth?

Well, what are they disconnected from? Your money. Right. It's just like a bunch of liberals that got paid to do nothing I'm sure it's not just liberals getting free money as well I don't think so of course it's just like a pro you set up a fake charity to get the money that's all liberals doing that no like service you that shit too like like church sure okay the church was getting free money to bring immigrants in.

Are the word churches getting USAID? To bring immigrants in. There's probably a lot of churches running like charities, aren't there? To bring immigrants in. All of them. Okay. Well, get rid of it. My father's an immigrant. We love him.

Get rid of him. Throw him in a barrel. Get rid of them. All right, that's my problem. USAID. Tony, do you have a problem? It's got a cool name, though. I don't know why they keep spelling it out, USAID. Since it's the AID, it stops using.

USAID. Did they name it before AIDS was a thing? I think JFK. I wrote it down. USAID. JFK made it through an executive order in 1961 to steal a bunch of money and give it to other liberals. Ara, we're stealing some money.

It's part of a broader initiative to steal money. And to drown women. Yeah, legislation provided a legislative framework aiming to reduce poverty Strengthen democratic governance and steal money There you go. Yeah, it's all gone now Great, I mean the one the one part that's a little fucked up is that there was like Like medical trials going on who kill him Well, yeah, cuz you're like giving people like a drug and then the next day you go

Yeah, we don't have any more money, and they're like what about that drug I'm on is like legal. Sorry What happens if I stop taking it they're like I guess that that would be fun to study, but we're not like study it anymore It's like just bye sorry, sorry, I mean. So what do I do if this thing kills me? What do you do? Yeah, it's done. I got a problem. And they're like, ah.

I mean, I think if I was taking drugs, I think I would be pretty upset about that. Okay, what's your problem? Tony's got a problem. My problem is, your friend's making you look bad. Both of you sons of kids Starting this big actual eye war Fucked us, let's be clear. I have a friend. Let's not name him. Mm-hmm. His name is Vito. Uh

He asked me for YouTube help, even though he has a bigger channel than me and brags about it. I'm not gonna ask you for YouTube help. Yeah, he asked me about monetization, right? And I told him, like, yeah, I auto-place ads in my videos. And I showed him a video that did really well. And I said to him a year ago, I said to him, as soon as I sent him the graph, they don't play every single ad break. It's just a placement where an ad might play. And on three separate fucking occasions on the show,

he goes, Tony from Hack the Movies puts in a million ads in his videos. There's an ad every minute. And I'm like, the son of a bitch. You have said that. I'm like, I verified it the very first message. I'm like, it doesn't play every ad. Tony, three separate times.

And you have the gall to do it after you upped your patreon number try to make me I mean that was me saying that you did the right thing by doing that I'm promoting me another fact that you've successfully Your videos I'm putting a million. I thought you put a million ads in because I've heard him say that like three or four I put a million ad placements, but if they don't play there every time Once in a while because in a while there's one poor son of a bitch that does get all I'm sick through all of them, but if it happened all the time I would get way more comments, and I don't so I just always the automatic placement

I think that's fair if you two's placing it automatically it doesn't count, but this guy's just like yeah He puts a million in there. That's oh I'm glad I gave you YouTube advice. You know that you were misrepresenting him like that. I Don't I don't think I have misrepresent represented him. He does have a bunch of ad breaks in there I didn't say it plays ads for everybody, but he has the brakes set up, huh? Yeah, so that made me look bad Thank you. Who's the comment? Has anyone commented on that? Here's another time. Here's another time. You know, baby look bad I have a really good friend named Kevin. He does a toy podcast called peg warmer. Oh shut up Peg warmers like getting fucked in the ass

It's a toy collecting term for a toy that sits on the peg for too long Yeah, look I didn't make up the guy runs a podcast out on the peg for too long himself I am making you point is he's a podcast that sat on the peg for too long himself. He's not amaking himself bad. Point is, he's a really good friend. Right. A while back, you know. You didn't tell him his podcast name sounds like getting fucked in the ass by a woman? I wasn't around for the naming. But. Oh, okay.

He's a really nice friend. He helped me out a lot. He helped me move. Last time I moved, he gave me all these boxes. He was there for me at a very good time in my life. He gave you boxes. Box guy. He really helped me with my show and I helped him with his.

Thanks for the boxes, boy. So of course, while he's being such a great great friend I get a call from Vito going hey I'm gonna review his podcast on W ATP. I'm like nothing to do I don't like you son of a bitch could you'd like not I'm like It's like oh wow Tony's friend just ripped me. Why did why did Carl pick that show? I? Because yes, it had nothing to do with Tony. I didn't even know Tony knew that guy. It was shot in my look. Yeah, that's when I still work there you asked. I don't know. No, you weren't working there at the time regardless.

Why'd you find that show so interesting? Because Carl had done an episode about the Cinemassacre podcast, which was terrible. And then after they realized that show was completely un-listenable. They had this really nice set still left Okay, and the peg warmers guy went can I just use this? No no no he was again No, we had three shows launched at the same time Okay, even occasionally normal it. So basically, Carl had done an episode about a show that was on that set and it was one of the best episodes. I said, Hey, do you know they use that set for a different show? Yeah. Cover that show as well. And then

I go, and you listen to the episode. It wasn't even that bad. And then I go, and then Kevin had a good sense of humor about it. But I go like We mostly ripped on that Kieran guy. Yeah, so I tell him like hey if you're gonna do that show that ex-co-host We fired an episode He goes yeah, let's do the one with your former boss and your co-worker. Oh, whatever Did any of them connect this back? It's like Tony that you know guy made fun of my podcast Just stop making me look bad. I made you look really good I said your apartment did the dick show and they became friends Have I ever made you look bad Yeah, you've been tweeting about my apartment for the past several days

I'm glad he forgot about the vetoes merch anyway moving on to you. They fuck up on my merch. That's true. Okay, what did I do? Well recently nothing but nice to you. We talked about recently, but yeah recently you know I've worked out all last year I was feeling pretty good. Yeah, I looked at a year like a picture of me a year ago And I'm like wow I really don't have a lot of work to go, but I'm doing really good Yeah, and I fall asleep while YouTube says if it said yeah, I still got a lot of work to do you So I fall asleep feeling pretty good And I wake up YouTube auto plays biggest problem, and I wake up to dick going Tony from back to movies got fat again I'm like motherfucker

I thought you were coming over to like the good side, but then you backslided I was nice picture of you. I saw Daniel Plainview screaming in my head. I'm backslided I did are you backslided! I'm backslided! Are you backslided? So of course your fans are having a lot of fun, call me a fan. I'm like, I'm not that fat. Well here's the thing is, having watched a lot of Sopranos in the past couple months, I look at Tony and I go, that's the skinniest Italian man I've ever seen in my life. The Sopranos really puts a perspective, the Italian weight problem. But there was another one. Yeah, what's the deal with that? You guys just like we like food. It's a big part of my culture

Gaba cool, but older people won't change their ways. It's like a size like you think you're intimidating at a big size No, no, no, no, I have the I have the thing the Italians lack where it's shame I'm like, oh, I shouldn't look like this. This is bad. This is like I feel bad about this Wearing a rocky jumpsuit bad about this. Wearing a rocky jumpsuit going around that causes you to wear those cranksuit. I love that jumpsuit. One other one. So I really like the Halloween. I don't even know if you'll remember you did this. I really love the Halloween movies, right? Yeah. With Jamie Lee Curtis and everything. A few years ago, this big fan was like, hey, I'm getting a bunch of mega Halloween fans to do this video shout out to Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow, and she's gonna like react to you guys like congratulating her because it was her final time playing the role like yeah

That'll be really great for me. I want to be a part of that. Get me in that video That'll be great. So it's like a week before the new movie comes out This video comes out with all these Halloween fans Saying how great she is and she starts crying when I show up and it's great and I tweet it out And then motherfucking dick manson who clearly did not watch the video retweets it making fun of her for crying about Kanye West You really be releasing a Halloween with her so much anti-semitism, and I'm like son of a bitch Yeah, that's I love when you retweeted it though. You're like you're took it down and you retweeted it, and you're like, oh Tony's in the video. I was like, wow, it's a big moment.

It's a friendly fire. I thought you were going to say we made fun of her trans kid or something, so I'm glad we didn't do that at least. I just love it. It was like, Dick retweeted it. I'm like, huh, this doesn't seem like something he retweeted. I'm like, oh, son of a bitch. What did she say though? She started it. She was attacking Trump or something. It was after the Kanye stuff. She was attacking Trump or something. It was everything was after the Kanye stuff She was like crying on some show. So that's your friends make you look bad. Has any friends made you look bad? Let me think. I don't think so. No, I've been mostly friends have ever made you look no not at all Trying to think I do remember when I did an episode and a guy dressed like me for some reason when I was trying to

Review movies and put on a stupid hat. Was that you? You did that? He did do that. For face-off. Josh Denny and Carl wanted to come in here dressed like you. Yeah. The Vito Wars. The Vito Wars.

Speaking of which, Josh Denny and Carl are now doing a lead-in show to Biggest Problem, the Big Uglies podcast, Fridays at 4.30pm. Alright. And they went live right before we started cool We like those guys any friends making me look bad now. I love all my friends and they always make me look incredible I love when they take a video of me taking the plastic off a golden t-arcade About that. Yeah, that's not yours. What are you doing? It's the display model, but it's not your wait It's the display model to store. Yeah, your... wait, it's the display model at the store?

Yeah. So you're just messing up someone's future deal? No, I'm making it more attractive. People are going to walk by and they're going to go, Oh, that marquee is so faded, why would I ever buy this golden tea machine? Not knowing that when you take the plastic off, there's a beautiful, colorful marquee underneath. Ah. So I was trying to make the display model look like it's gonna look in your house

But who's gonna buy someone like you's gonna buy that machine and they're gonna see the floor model Yeah, yeah, but I'm set whatever you take and they're gonna see that there's no plastic on and go fuck it So when I have this plate, it's been deflowered Don't leave the plastic on the TVs that they put on the show floor. They take the plastic off the screen And that's what this was the marquee. That's different than... I took the little plastic film off. Let's be clear. I helped. I guaranteed...

You just wanted to take the plastic off. Well yeah, but like... And now you're coming up with the reason to back-spel it. It's supposed to be off. But by the owner, not by you. I bet if you asked the Arcade One Up company, hey, are you happy that this guy went in

and made your display model look more attractive to the consumer, I think they'd say, yes, thank you for taking off this piece of film that was covering up the marquee. Well, let's find out. I've posted the video on Twitter. Someone at Arcade One Up said, hey, are you happy about this man doing this?

Did you want people to leave the film on so it looks like a faded? Marky graphic you want to see it now. It's glory. Do you go around a lot and like improve people's products for consumers? Yeah, yeah, like you know like the mayonnaise tastes better if you you know spitting it No, I don't know yeah, you gotta fuck around. I'm just glad I took the video I'm like you know what I feel like people really gonna like it's just such a it's such a violation when I see those mr. Beast candy bars I break each of them in half and I put it back on the shelf because fuck that guy. It's like a guy, if you're in like a salsa bar,

somebody just going and taking the best salsa and just dumping it out. Like, why did you do that? I didn't dump it out, I just, I improved the fucking things so people could see it. But the enjoyment is the peeling that thing off. That's what's enjoyable. It's the floor model.

You're supposed to peel it off. Okay, I could have found an employee and said, do you want the glory of ripping the plastic off? But I think that would have been a little more awkward. I said don't do that. Yeah, it's whoever puts it up, you're supposed to take it off. Okay, well. I think it was reasonable for me to take the plastic down.

I don't know why people are going, oh, he's basically damaging the property. It's not good. It's like locked. It's in like a cage. I knew they would react that way too. Because it's not reasonable. He's basically damaging the property. It's not good. It's it's like locked. It's in like a Reasonable that's why it's completely reasonable no no no no you don't leave the film on the display Mom you go around like with chips in the store and just crack them open so people can smell the flavor of chips It would be helpful. Maybe I will think about samples the Costco Sometimes I you I should have stood at the the sample thing with these samples are incredible! Get out over here! I love helping out at the Costco. Makes me feel like a part of that community.

It looks fun. Ripping the plastic off didn't look fun. You didn't do a good job though. Well, because you're supposed to take it off before you slot it in there, so it's hard to take off. So it was a pointless thing you shouldn't have done because there was no way it was going look perfect And now because I ended up getting it all off. It was just more it was yeah Trouble and it show this to people Hat the movies is that it is that where it's at yeah I don't know why I don't understand how this is upsetting what I've done here

well because you took like the best part of owning something and You ruined it for your own enjoyment. If you buy it, if you buy it like the entertainment. It is fun to rent the plastic. Yeah. Okay, but if the floor model, if you're buying the floor model, you know that you're getting a compromised experience anyway, okay? You might miss out on ripping the film off the claim. And the part that would have made it worth it is the part that you ruined.

That's what you don't get. You don't buy the arcade. There it is. This is not why you buy the thing. Okay, okay, okay. You don't buy it to rip that part off. So here's, you're in Costco, you guys did a big Costco tour today. Yeah, we brought the boom to Costco.

This is what? An arcade machine? An arcade one-up. Golden tea. Golden tea arcade classes. Okay, and you are peeling the plastic. And I said, why is that marquee so faded? Oh my god, they left the plastic film on it.

So now when the guy who buys this, when he takes it home, because there's no longer a film on it, the chance of scuffing it is like sky high. That's true. Which you did. Don't buy the floor model. The floor model, you're already getting a discount for using the floor model.

Yeah. He's so happy about it. That's fun to do. Doesn't sound like a guy who's improving the product. Look, it's even got a sticker on the film meaning it should clearly be removed that little circular sticker And I'm here to just shop and he's making me look and yeah, okay So you've left this on so that it's gonna fade at a different rate now I took that part off as well if you keep going okay. I got it all off I

Got it all look at all this shit. I left on here and grabbed that I got it all off. I got it all. Look at all this shit that you left on here. I went back and grabbed that. I got it all off. I'm helping you arcade 1-0 That's where it cuts. Yeah, well I didn't tell him to film it. I didn't tell him where to cut it. Oh, yeah I guess I made him look bad. I got all the plastic off and it's fine I know when you're like a kid and there's like a cute girl around and one of your friends just like makes you look bad. You're like, what the fuck was that for? People are gonna walk by, the guy would not even have bought it because he would have walked past it and said, oh this looks terrible. But now he's gonna go, oh hey that is pretty cool.

Nobody's buying this because the marquee isn't bright enough. If I saw it, if the marquee was normally that dull, I would be like, this is a shoddy product. You know sometimes fans make you look bad. Like when they go to a big wrestling event and they get the WWE Undisputed Champion I fucking saw that. To mention Christine Chandler loving Barb while wearing a shirt with your face on it. I saw that and I was like, son of a bitch, that would be one of mine. I gotta say, if we're issuing challenges, the fact that we haven't had a single biggest problem sign at a wrestling event is a big problem.

You gotta get on the wrestling team. Yeah, put the N-word on a sign wherever you're going. That's not what I said. No, don't take that down. Mix the letters up so it could be any sort of word. N-G-A. If you put, Vito's gonna Q-tip ya. Yeah, get on the side.

That might actually be, yeah. That would be good. The Q-Tee Squad. The Q-Tee Squad, I've got my show. The QT Squad. The QT Squad. Yeah, QT 2. My show's gotten a bunch of signs. QT Spookaloo. QTip Ender.

ROTC has had a bunch of signs at shows. Do it in the AW show. Yeah, how come we don't? What the hell? I don't know. Our fans are like at the library checking out books. They're fucking around, man. Jacking off on the computers.

I remember seeing one that said, watch Tim Rogers review of Tokamiki Memorial. And I said, you should watch Tim Rogers review of Tokamiki Memorial And I said you should watch Tim Rogers review of Tokamiki Memorial. Thank you random sign in the background Yeah, vetoes vetoes Cuties squad yeah, he does q-tips In the house yeah the pet where my pet ohs at that'd be good q-tip in across America Okay, was that your problem? Don't worry won't be friends much longer after this apartment Apartment again

Not a townhouse Here's my problem dick is Sometimes in life, you know, there's important purchases you gotta make, right? You know, you gotta spend money to make money. Golden tees, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All in business, you gotta spend money to make money.

And then sometimes, you know, you're focused on spending money to make a business better, and you gotta, one of these guys is like a penny pincher type guy. That's right! Who, uh. No right. Who, uh. No spending. No spending.

That's me. Refuses to invest in success. My problem is penny pinchers, Dick. No, that's not a problem. So. You gotta pinch more. Pinch them till they evaporate. That's my motto.

So I don't know if you guys have noticed that occasionally we put clips on our YouTube channel. Yeah, they're great. Which are fun. We, you know, they help keep us live in the algorithm. Yeah, they're great. Which are fun. They help keep us alive in the algorithm. They get us new subscribers. They keep the show fresh in people's minds, gets the discussion going, just very good stuff.

And as part of the clips, we have a guy who makes these clips. I hope he's Venezuelan or Chinese or something. He's not. You can find his link on the clips. He links to his channel. Exposure, there you go. Paid.

Everyone loves being paid in exposure. Hey, you know what? They don't like it, but you have to pay your dues. I paid my dues. Vito paid his dues. The point is that this show, I think we need more clips. So I would like to pay the clip guy to make clips regularly what do you think a clip is worth um a clip yeah it's just about

the warmth in your heart that it gives you for making the I know clippers they love clipping they just love it right clipping is its own reward and I I love and I believe them. And I support that. Real quick, real quick. So you have a guy who edits videos and you need more videos out of it. Do you know how to edit videos?

Yeah. You do. But you do. I don't wanna do it. Oh, but you know how to edit videos. Because it's too fun. I'll get locked in and I'll get addicted. Obviously you have a lot going on.

But like you know how to edit videos. I do not edit videos. Why don't you clip it then for free? Because I would rather just pay a guy to do it I'm editing the podcast What do you mean? I'm bouncing it. I'm bouncing it. I'm paying for it I mean you can pay him to do some and then you can do others. How long does that take you? I don't know I set it and then I go start drinking and then I get up tomorrow and it's done

So it could take it could take 12 hours. It could take five minutes. I don't know. So six hours Let's say. I make all my clips by the way. my clips for a while. That's great make all your clips Why don't you make some clips? I don't want to make clips I'm not a whole video today, and I'm on vacation Because we raised the patreon price, and you don't want to make clips for six bucks a month what the fuck I don't want to watch my own podcast. I don't want to edit myself talking. I don't like doing that Okay, I already don't like doing it for my own chance. I'll do it then I told you just drop it You're not gonna do it

Who will do it can I just pay the guy to do it and you're like how much is how much you paying him I Is it bad if I say it it's gonna be like 50 too much I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- Don't you say it right away because you might give some fucking preamble. You gotta wait to hear the F sound. The show is doing well. Okay, we have money coming in. Yeah, because we've shacked up the Patreon price on everybody. We've shacked it up. Dude, just use Opus Clips. I've told you about-

What's Opus Clips? I've tried using Opus Clips. They suck. Is it an AI? Yeah. I mean, it's hit or miss, but it gives you like a shit ton of- What is it, five bucks a month? Less?

It might be a little bit more than that. Can we pay him in exposure? Can we put a little opus clips on him? Yeah, you get the free trial if you leave opus clips. Then we still have to pay a guy to run opus clips cause I'm not gonna sit through a fucking opus clips. Tony could do it. Tony would love to. Tony is not gonna be our clip guy. He could just do it for us too. I was in this same position where I'm like I don't have time, what can I do?

And I found this thing that AI picks moments, It's not great. It's hit or miss. It's great. But it takes out a lot of time. It hits. Yeah. We have a guy making excellent clips. He's doing very good work. I just want to pay him. And I said, hey, Dick, can I pay this guy? And Dick went, aw, this is too much money. Just get AI to do it.

Making you look bad. I got a kid. Yeah. I can't be blowing money on clips. We're not much money. Just get AI to do it. He's doing it. Making you look bad. I got a kid. Yeah. I can't be blowing money on clips. We're not blowing money. I'm gonna explain that to my kid. The clips make us the money bag.

Can I have some cereal? No. I got my bacon clips. No, uh, child. By the way, I'm doing a gender reveal this Sunday. Yeah. You're gonna be there. Yes.

You're welcome to come as well, but it's gonna be a gender reveal. You're welcome to come as well. 80s girl, cooked up. Wait, this Sunday, you're gonna be there. You're welcome to come as well, but it's gonna be a gender reveal. You're welcome to come as well. That 80s girl cooked up. Wait, on Sunday? On my show, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I got a late flight just so I could do your show. There you go.

Okay, so you should stay for the Super Bowl or something. Are you going back right away? Yeah. Why do you have to be back right away? Can't talk about that on there. Are you doing a mafia thing? Yes, I'm doing a mafia thing. You're jacking a guy off for the mafia? He's doing an only fans doing a 50 guys and 50 minutes

It's gonna be the first guy who ever did it You're doing a honey pot kind of thing Swallow the movies I'm gonna have 10,000 guys come on my head. Yeah, I'm doing all over the world I'm just saying I feel like we've had other things on the show or have been like hey We could probably do this and you know what yeah your t-shirts where the hell are they they're still out of stock I would love to sell some t-shirts or trucks me t-shirts and where are they I set that up I've set up out. I've paid okay. Let's go. Let's go to kill dozer. Is it up or not? It's not it's not up Okay, okay, because I don't I whatever I don't do that. Well. Let's go to kill dozer. Is it up or not? It's not it's not up. Okay, okay, cuz I don't I whatever

I don't do that. Well, where's that? I Forget I was doing something else. I did I did almost do it. I Think look we have this show and the show can grow it can get bigger and as as it grows They're going to be associated costs And one of the costs is paying people to do things that will benefit our channels. That's a liberal myth, all that shit that you're saying. There's no costs. There are.

You keep all the money. You've got to keep it like, keep it in your hands. And then you squeeze it. The harder you squeeze, the more you keep. Yeah. That's the business rule. I think we should pay a guy to make clips. I don't think it's a big thrill.

I thought you were a 50% owner. Can't you just do it? I mean, yeah, I can just pay it. I bought this camera without asking. You bought that camera? This camera, where is it? I bought it with my money, though. I don't ask you about this shit.

It's like, whatever, I'll buy it. You can put that in the show budget. That's what I do. I'm like, nah, I don't want to be that guy who's like, let's both spend show money on this. I just spend it out of my own money. Because I'm like a good guy. Throw some Patreon money at it.

Is that a good guy thing? We can have a business with expenses. It's good to have expenses. I just like spending it out of my own money. I don't want to bother you. Well, it is a camera that's going to be in your house that I assume you're going to use for your show as well. I mean, these are just like word sell games.

You go, oh, I bought a laptop for the show. I did! Yeah, but you use it for whatever. I also said you can't expense the laptop as part of the show I have no problem with that. I mean I'm not asking your permission to expense it I'm just saying I'll buy it out of like you know the goodness of myself So are you telling me to pay the clip guy out of the goodness of myself? Look I'm not saying to do anything. Yeah, okay. I'm just saying what I do. You're basically saying, Vito, you pay for it.

Take it out of your half, because I bought a camera one time. What do you think these are? How many cameras do you think I have in here? I should rent them to us as the show. Sure. I should be the renter of the cameras. You rent by the hour. He also got new lights.

I got new lights today. You don't hear me nickel and diming you for new lights, do you? If there are expenses associated with the show, we can add them to the budget, we can take it out of... I don't want to be that guy. You know? Okay, but you should be... Okay, I don't want to be that guy. I know you don't want to. I know you don't want to. I know that this show for you is like, Oh, we don't have to treat it like a business, it's just fucking around and who cares, you know? And I'm like, well, yeah, there's some of that, but I think fucking business man over here.

I just think we should invest in success. I think it would be good. Okay, so what's the Opus AI thing? I've used Opus AI, it just makes AI clips. It's because it finds moments that they think would be clippable. Again, it's not perfect. You gotta find- Okay, here's the perfect. You got a fine Three-year comedy you feed his show into it and it goes. Oh, yeah. Here's a perfect clip The goonies was the most gooniest goonies sounds amazing It's like they're just talking about black people and trans stuff Honestly, it's probably trained to not highlight those Honestly, it's probably trained to not highlight those No, but I'm saying when I feed it into the AI it ends up going it ends up with like five

Seconds of usable footage that is just us going hey pizza yesterday cool, and it's like that's the only clip. It's pretty good No, they updated it. Why don't you stop talking about pizza so much if you don't want it They're updating it all the time they have AI clip anything now where it makes even more clips. Tell me more about the pizza You can edit it, adjust it. I think we pay the clip guy. We'll see if there's a ROI We'll see if it will you know if you believe in this I think you should bet on it Put your money on it I think the worst thing that would happen is that we break even on a you know new subscribers And that's what the solar guy told me you're gonna break even even. I said, why don't you break your neck and get the fuck out of my house.

I think it would be valuable. Okay, why don't we do this? How about this? Well, you don't, I think also. Okay, nevermind, nevermind. You seem to think editing video is not hard at all. It's easy. Tony's doing it.

I brought up to you, I'm like, well, he's gotta listen to the whole three hour podcast. Like that's, you know, work. He's got to download it. We're listening to this show's work? What the fuck? If it's part of his job. What?

That's it. Let's end the show now. If this is, they should be paying, we're charging people $6 a month to listen to this show. But if it's a guy who has to listen to it specifically to find clips, that counts as work. You just go in the comments and say what was the good part? JD on Howard Stern gets paid to sit and listen to fucking TV shows to find, you know, clips for Howard that's still his job.

He still gets paid for that. It's not just, oh, we'll just watch TV. He's also on like Sirius X7 and has like a million dollar contract. Yeah, you're right. He gets paid. He probably gets like $80 an hour to watch fucking TV or whatever. $80 an hour? Yeah. He's got a cool project. He probably gets like $80 an hour to watch fucking TV or whatever. I'm talking about $80 an hour. Yeah.

He's got a salary over there, right? I don't know. You're the JD fucking insider on XM. Have you heard Howard Stern lately? It's just him bullshitting about nothing. No, I'm not. Trump. It's terrible. Carl's texting me now. Is Carl saying that clips are good?

What did he say? Nothing. What? Is Carl saying that clips are good? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Two clips is reasonable. That's subtitled, subtitles, and put out on TikTok, YouTube Reels, Twitter, all those things. I do that almost every day. I schedule them ahead of time. How do you do that? I use the Opus clips. And some I just, I know there's good moments for my show and I'll clip those and upload.

Okay, if I can have that, then you have whatever you want, other thing that you wanna have. I like the produced, then you have whatever you want, other thing that you want to have. I like the produce clip with all the stuff on it, but the thing people listen to is subtitle clips on Reels everywhere. That's it. That's fine. And you do whatever you want. Okay, and we can do that.

Yeah. Yeah. You do that. Not we. You mean find a guy to do that? Yeah, I'm making sure yeah, I like that. I like the videos that he does he makes stuff Well, we got it. No, it's got to have that thing that I said at the beginning You want the caption you want the captioned ones caption?

Yeah blast it out everywhere with the patreon thing on it. Those are shorts you want shorts Yeah, yeah, but I think in addition to- You can make- I do it. I'll have the widescreen version and the vertical version. There you go. Yeah. Shorts. How long are those though? Well, YouTube just upped their short length to three minutes.

But I'm saying you never put out a 12 minute clip. Once in a while, but I mostly just do the shorts. Shorts. I think we should have shorts and long clips. I told you, I need to do- you need to do my thing. Okay, you want your thing- I said we could do both things! Then you can do whatever you want. Yeah.

Yeah. We gotta pay for both things. Mmm, mine's cheaper. Just take the clip, put it into the AI, shoot it out. That's it. None of this- None of this artistry shit that you're doing. I tried the op- well the the other here's the other problem We have is the way we shoot the show fucks with that opus AI thing because we don't have multiple cameras

I don't think it fucks with AI it does Because we have all three of us on screen at the same time We don't usually have three people honestly isn't probably good for the vertical one there you go Well the the AI has trouble figuring it out you're talking me out of it I usually have three people on the street. Honestly, this would probably be good for the vertical one. There you go. It'll cut back and forth. Well, the AI has trouble figuring it out. You're talking me out of it. You can find tune it though. You can hit edit and move it around.

I do it all the time. Exactly. Someone has to go in and fucking manually edit it. How long does it take you? Here's the AI deal with it. How long does it take you to do that? Not very long. How long is it not very long?

Maybe like five minutes. Maybe? To readjust it? I have had people come to us to do shorts, but they want like a hundred dollars of short So I said no I said no, I did say no, I'm saying that's what you know that the people are charging for that kind of thing No, a hundred is an action at paying if they gave you other shorts for a hundred Yeah

Anyway, I think we should have more clips. We got an email about a Nigerian prince charging. And we are going to have to pay for it, and I'm glad you're on board for that. Yeah. And we're gonna- I just told you. Clips? I know you don't like, like, normal clips that are shot out, like, normal, with subtitles.

It's always gotta have, have like extra shit all over No, they don't and I get it. Yeah, okay. Is that your problem penny pinchers penny pinchies I'll pinch you right into the fucking ground I think what this guy was asking was reasonable. I think it was I told you what I wanted. I know subtitle no other shit. Just that that you can do every week all this extra stuff That's not it's not extra. It's like with a YouTube show I love it, but it's not like you can just oh yeah do it today. I gotta sit down

It's an art. It's an art piece. You can't rush. You know you know It's an art. It's an art piece. You can't rush, you know, you know It's kind it's you never know what exactly is gonna be you know, the correct way to get traction Yeah, I'm gonna try a bunch of different things. Okay Try mine Subtitles. Yeah, that's a different type of clip Yeah, we should I think we should do both okay, okay, we're doing mine and then yours if you want I was gonna say the good thing about YouTube shorts you can click related video So people like it they can just click right to the full video. There you go. Boom. There you go

They're like that clip was funny. I want to hear it. I'm not arguing with that. Sounds like you are Okay, okay penny pinchers penny pinchers. Thank you drunk at Athea studio studio for all your work the clips are good I feel bad the clips are really good but if you want more Vito you just got to find ways to pump out more yeah the way to pump out more is to pay this guy and I don't mind both of you can tag teammate both of you can do one of those videos with all the stuff on it per show but there's more shareable things Every show the point is to get the shareable things out. How many how many clips does Carl do per episode? It seems like two or three almost I

Don't know W. HB doesn't you don't watch W. HB. I watch like their YouTube channel is great for click I'm on their patreon or I listen I don't really watch the clips too much because I see the whole episode I watch the clips cuz then I get to skip all the boring the clips too much because I see the whole episode. I watch the clips because then I get to skip all the boring podcast ripping apart and get straight to the Stut Joe. And I, because he's watching, watch the whole episode and I don't turn ad block off and I'm a patron. I watch and I jack off when Carl's talking the whole time.

Who else have they been covering recently? Neil, no, what's the Brennan guy? Kevin Brennan. Who's that? The lessnan guy? Kevin Brennan. Kevin Brennan. Who's that? The less successful brother. The Neil Brennan's brother. That weird director?

Neil Brennan's the guy who made the Chappelle show happen with the, and he's like his younger brother. So Kevin Brennan's also a comedian and he's always like, but he's the older brother and he's, yeah, he's always like, Oh, Neil's not even that good. I don't even like Neil. I was like, yeah, but he created a Chappelle show. That kind of sucks. Huh? Okay. Penny Pinchers, your friends embarrassing you making you look at your friends

Making you look bad. Mm-hmm, and I had USAID. I can't wait to get home to that a bathroom. No door Well, let's see what are we doing for the pictures? We're gonna show one picture for every 500 bucks We get one one picture of my bathroom curtain. I don't know Tony sent me some pictures We're not giving those away come on And I also sent you a picture of the mattress covered in rainwater oh It was only covered in rainwater because I had to inflate it outside. You said it was comfortable anyway Not my fault. It's raining I was only covering in rainwater because I had to inflate it outside. You said it was comfortable anyway, so do you care? It wasn't that bad, it wasn't that bad. It's not my fault it's raining.

Um, it's a thin, it's kind of a thin mattress. Yeah. Isn't it? It's an air mattress. Fuck you. Oh, you're saying, cause, uh, you know. Asshole. I came, in the middle of the night I heard a popping noise.

Shit, shit, shit! Popping? Yeah, yeah. And then I heard a guy scrambling around in the duct tape, shit, shit. Popping. Yeah. Yeah. And then I heard a guy scrambling around in the duct tape drawer. I came in. I'm like, how'd that air match work out? Great. Nothing's wrong with it. No, I passed right the fuck out. That's good. I'm glad it worked out. Okay, here we go. Hello, stars. I am going to agree. I am being agreeing with Vito. Vito is having no bathroom door. Just like in my country. No country is that.

It's very good. No stress. Nana go in bedroom. Nana grunt. Nana come back to the river. Nana grunt. Ah, she never got up. Nana's still here. We enjoy Nana. Never have to go without her. Yeah. Yeah? Nana never have to go without her yeah It's so hard that veto is spreading spreading my culture. You're spreading it to mr. Hackney movies Ah, and we are all going to be Because veto does not want to install a door

Very good very good very good Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Where is the book? Very good. Where is the book? Funny thing, this is my first experience with a bathroom curtain door. There you go. He's experienced this door. I dated a girl who was living with her parents and they got the wrong size door for their bathroom, so they did the bathroom curtain for a bit, but like that was actually worse because they had like two dogs and you would be taking a shit and these dogs would just run into the bathroom and start licking you you would be taking a shit and these dogs just run into the bathroom Start licking you while they were taking a shit

It was all good point that I have to have the litter box in there So having the curtain means the doors never locks so the cats can get in there is a cat litter all over the ground No, there's a little bad to catch it the litters not clean, but you know is it a magical mat The litter was clean we came in it's not clean this morning because they shit in the middle of the night Okay, so it's not clean this morning because they shit in the middle of the night Okay, so I clean this morning Thank you for letting me say your house Mentioned don't forget biggest problem that show vote on all the problems patreon.com slash biggest problem and hack a mania calm promo code biggest Don't forget to check out our good friend Tony's YouTube channel, youtube.com slash hack them movies.

Yes, I put an episode out today. We did the original The Blues Brothers and I did my Belushi cosplay. It was a Jake Blue, or yeah, Jake Blues. And he shaved his beard, which is why I had that big fat face cause he was Belushi-ing. Shaving the beard after putting on weight. I'm like, oh, that was a double whammy.

You did Belushi, you pulled off a Belushi. I'll spoil it nowushi. At the end of the month we're doing Animal House and we got the guy who played Niedermeyer I interviewed him at the end of the episode but I wear the college sweater and do the whole look for the whole episode. And if this happens there may be a hack the movies of Judge Dredd featuring Dick Masterson and I think me if I have time to watch it tonight If I didn't make you look too bad Be fine Vito that last week was disappointing. Those are some really bad problems, man Like you gotta you gotta try harder in the future eye exams and come on If you really want that just something that you might have eye cancer or something

Tell them that get a lot of pain behind your right eye and they'll photograph the back of your eye and they'll do all these crazy scans. They'll test the, I don't know, the puff air on your eye for pressure on your eye. They got the tools. They just don't give a fuck about your eyes. Okay. So, you know, fuck you. Did the optometrist leave a voicemail like I told him to?

The optometrist? Yeah. What do you mean? I had a guy, he sent me a message and he said, hey Vito, I'm an optometrist, you're 100% right about eye exams. I don't know. Okay, well.

He didn't identify himself. Well, maybe I should have brought that comment in. Yeah. He said, I'm right and everyone else is gay. Oh yeah, bathroom in the living room. We did a bathroom one. Jesus Christ, are you fucking serious? What?

Vito, you're a fucking retard. You have a bathroom in the living room. No, you fucking don't. I've lived in every fucking third world country for two to twelve months. Every. Every country. Thailand. Vietnam. Argentina. Canada. Mexico. two to twelve months Every every Thailand Vietnam Argentina Canada Mexico like you don't have a bathroom

Is that if it's a European style design you have a separate toilet to shit and flush Any wipe off cool you get the bulk off then you sit on a separate toilet yeah yeah we know and it's a bidet it sprays your asshole thank you you have a bidet or if you're in Asia or a poor country basically the kitchen sink sprayer okay spray your asshole so spraying your asshole in the kitchen sink is acceptable you're pissing me off man Like why would you piss this guy? I really give a fuck about these other countries, but it's like what's your problem? They are so fucking cheap to live in if I had your job. I would be phoning it in every fucking day

Yeah, I'm doing that writing it off on my taxes I'm doing that. Writing it off on my taxes. You're shit? You're gonna write off your shit on your taxes? You're a fucking dumb overweight retard. This guy really lost steam at the end of this. I don't know what. I can't follow this thread. He's really like, he lost steam. He had a point that he lost it. If I was you, why would you piss that guy off? I don't know. He said, he's's like they don't shit in the living room They just go into the kitchen and spray their ass off and I'm like, well that kind of seems like the point I was making

Eyes we did an eyes one. It's all the same optometrist called in I have no fucking idea Okay, irony. Hey there, Dick Havies. Podcast property, our Holy Spirit is speaking through me once again. Just listening up to the tail end of the last episode and am I the only one that finds the irony in the statement Vito said about doing things, maybe going to Thailand or whatever the fuck it was, but he said, you know, once I Get a few things off my plate. I mean, come on. That's just cuz I'm fat delicious irony I don't think that's irony necessarily. Well, that guy always says Holy Spirit speaking through me I don't like to try to bring that up in like life, but no Here's one that is just gibberish I think this spot probably gonna be regretting

this whole getting rid of D&I stuff because of all these plane accidents we've been having. I think the diversity thing was really crucial for the aviation industry. Think about it, you're like a pilot who's flying for like 10, nine hours straight on a flight from San Francisco or whatever. And you're probably drowsy, delirious, and you just wanna go to sleep. straight on a flight from San Francisco to San Francisco or whatever. Right.

And he's probably drowsy, delirious, you know, he just, you know, like goes to sleep and you're like flying and you hear, oh, hey, I'm not, you know, just, oh my God, I wake up and I gotta make sure I don't smash into this helicopter right now. I gotta make sure I don't hit this tower. Oh, Jesus. I don't know. Seems like I'll have a lot more plane accidents without the DE&I stuff. So you think having a loud black woman in the cockpit is keeping people awake

Oh, I see. Yeah, so you should have the white guy starts nodding off and his black Copa goes oh hell no, you ain't sleeping at the goddamn helicopter pilot. She's reading Twitter That most recent plane crash was like right by where I grew up. It was nuts the Philadelphia one. Yeah Oh, yeah, the airport is like right by my sister. So now she's on edge She thinks planes are gonna be dropping into our house all the do you think it's like you own the plane crash somehow? Cuz it happened near you. Yeah, it's kind of weird that he was like, you know, it was right near Nothing like that has ever happened before. Yeah, I mean that big fire happened near us like yeah What is your what's a plane crash?

That's not as cool. Do you think guys who used to live in New York saw 9-eleven they went? Oh, you know I used to live in New York. Yeah, it's kind of like this That's probably getting stabbed right now like that. You know a mile away from here Making me look like you own Don't any crime story cool story. Yeah, it's like I was a part of it. It's not really a story though It's just like that is a good problem. I can be a part of a thing that you have nothing to do It's like small town. Yeah Co-op did you see that 7-eleven in the background? I bought a cola there. We look bad my friends incredible

Remember that woman got brutally raped in that alley I peed in that alley It's kind of like you're part of the story That was a weird example, but I get what you're saying from the living room. I don't remember that because you're providing all the leftist bullshit. Okay, I can't hear you. This is terrible audio calling. I can't hear you. I'm sorry.

No. Okay, wait, do the board game one. That's the last one. Okay. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Talk to us, Ross. I'm sure it is speaking through me.

This is for Vito, hopefully. Hi. And just to show that Dick is kind of right. You're talking about doing board game night and shit like that, and Dick made the point of, you know, there's always one person who you know knows how to play the game better than everybody else. Well me and a few friends of mine do a game night once in a while and you know we play board games and shit. Catan, we did play Ticket to Ride. I'm good at Catan. The die-hard game we played.

Anyways, I'm gonna go over the whole fucking thing. Anyway, point out. You already went to too many of them. We were bringing a new guy, so we had five people. And the guy who brings most of the games brought a new game about being like a rock star in the fucking 80s. And like nobody fucking knew what we were doing.

It took 30 minutes to explain what we were doing. Yeah, it's a waste of time. And then we played the game. the game took fucking way too long and by then my friend and I Are a little too drunk It's just a mess. I was just so my big like the biggest problem is is that was the worst story I've ever heard too far This would be old

with game night, like, this would be old hits, you know what I mean? Like, I said, man, fuck it. You know, I complimented him in the previous one. We shouldn't have played this. I regret asking for the board game voicemail. Board game. You're making podcasts. I got a board game over and we played it and it took a while. I can't believe

the voicemail about board games was boring. Well, I thought- What a fucking- I have a lot to say about board games. Is any of it good? Yeah. Okay, let's go, let's hear it. Well, uh, you know, there's a lot of katana, I like katana. Yeah. What do you mean? I don't know, you gotta give me a topic, you gotta talk about-

What did you think he was gonna be talking about? I will say, you want a good board game story? Here, I got a good one. One time we were playing, uh, what is it called, Agricola, I think it's called, and my buddy was explaining how to play the game. It's a game about farming. And then he said, and then this is the bread baking phase of the game. Phase eight is the bread baking phase.

And I started laughing really hard. I said, that's the best joke anyone's ever made. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, you're making a joke about these complicated Euro board games. Like, can you imagine if there was a phase where you baked bread in an oven? And he said, no, there is a bread baking phase that is crucial to playing the game.

And I said, oh, I'm in for a fucking time, aren't I? And I baked some bread. There's a variety of different ovens you have to buy and a variety of different types of bread you can bake. And then you have to sell it at the fucking market. What the fuck is that board game? Well, it's all that's all board games. What's that? That's all board games. What you're describing is like-

Just the bread baking phase. You just bake the bread in real life. Well, cause you don't score victory points in real life. I hate any kind of cooking in any kind of game. Video game, like I hate that shit. What if you're, you really? Yeah. I hate it.

The cooking in a Zelda was terrible. The new Zelda games, no fun. I really wanted to like that. the combat was awful in those games Mmm, you know playing those zeldas there you play any games or no too busy with the baby No, I don't really play video games. Yeah, just go big while you're playing Grand Theft Auto Yeah for this for like a week or two in the summer maybe longer than that. That's fun every couple of years Play one even a snob about video games. I usually only play that's not a snob It's they're fun when I was a kid, but they're just a total waste of time for adults

I only play them when I'm live streaming or like Vacation or holidays. I'll play a lot me and Tony play Dungeons and Dragons Sega said I had no idea it's all in Japanese. I had no idea what anything was. Yeah We didn't know which of our magic spells. He's like use your item. Like I don't know what fucking item I have. He had the bow. It's all in Japanese. That's pretty fun though. Sounds fun. He was the dwarf. I was the elf. I kept trying to make him kiss and it just wouldn't take for some reason. Yeah.

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I wanna put it on the 30th anniversary, but. Oh, when's that? I forget, it's on my phone. Oh, did I spoil a thing that they're not well This gets them to some shooting a judge dread episode okay. They didn't seem like it was coming out next week I didn't know if it was like a secret like a good you know yeah, I won't say anything you know Topical yeah, I mean you could probably guess some Will be gone by then.

Well, even though Dick's episode is a ways off, right now there's already episodes featuring myself. We watched Face Off, and of course the first Evangelion movie, which is one of the worst performing videos on Tony's channel. Why don't you clip it? Why don't you make some clips? You should have made some clips.

You get to hear us talk about naked 14-year-olds and how excited Tony was for that part of the movie. Yeah, the kid's naked, he's covered by a soda can. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Oh, you didn't like having the soda can in front of his dick? You wish he was just hanging out, flopping around? No, I've seen enough dicks flopping around today. It's for kids though, isn't it?

Like that show? It's not for kids. It's a cartoon, it's for kids. It's a naked teenage boy. It makes me think it's for teenage boys. It is not for teenage boys. No, it's, when did you first watch it? When I was a teenage boy, okay exactly it's what it's for It's a it's a more mature anime for mature teenage

There is a smart penguin that reads and it never gets explained why and every time I ask him for questions about it So he'll lecture me on all the lore and I asked about the things like don't worry about the penguin It's not important. I'm like that's kind of like a big fucking deal It's a sentient smart penguin. Yeah, and it's just like a background thing like the penguin the penguin is irrelevant It like reads it like makes itself a drink. I'm like what it's a smart penguin, but they never explained like why is it smart? Well it came from the antarctic or first impact occurred so it's possible that the angel awakening Created some sort of you know IQ jump and the surrounding You know animals or maybe just the fact that was buried there You know anything that was and it can talk no it can't talk, but it acts like a human yeah

It gets beers out of the fridge But you can train animals through that anyway They can live in an environment that it shouldn't be in like her her apartment It has it has a refrigerator. Most penguins are not arctic, so I don't know if you knew that. And it has its own refrigerator that it can sleep in that we see in the show. But he'll lecture me on all the other stuff and I just don't pay attention. I'm like yeah but what about the penguins? You have to extrapolate out that the fact that the angel was buried in Antarctica that any life that evolves in that area would probably have a higher IQ from the Natural effects of the white moon and then the angels got like a bunch of eyes

It looks like Jesus on a cross like we put it on the cross Did it just come to earth on a little on the nose? Well, it is an angel thing I get but crucified. Yeah, all right It is never explained if it comes on the cross or if it was later placed on the cross I like to assume it came on the cross Anyway if it was later placed on the cross. I like to assume it came on the cross. Anyway, super chats, right? Yeah. Did we hit our goal?

Did we hit the goal where Tony's gonna take his clothes off? I don't think we hit the goal. What are you guys doing in that Trailer Park Boys podcast? We gotta talk about that. I know, we gotta talk about that. Vinny can't call in now. I thought of a great way I could contribute to that. So what I would do is every episode.

Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. We're good, we're good. Maybe when we get to like the Tom Arnold seasons you can come in. Was Tom Arnold actually on Trailer Park Boys? Yeah, it sucked. It was pretty bad. What season was that? Like five, six? I think it was the second Netflix season. The first Netflix season was fine, the second one was pretty good. How many seasons was it before it went into Netflix?

It made me not like Tom Arnold and Trailer Park Boys, and I love them both. And it made me not like Tom Arnold and trailer park boys, and I love them both and it made me not like them. Yeah, the later Netflix seasons. There's great moments in it like when Ricky has to install the towel rack and he destroys it. But like overall, like I never rewatch those seasons. I'll rewatch scenes. Whereas the first seven I'll just watch like on a loop. When that button pops up, this is are you still watching on the Netflix trailer park boys? And I know. You just don't even keep going. Oh my god. still watching on the Netflix trailer park boys and I know you just don't even keep going. Oh my god. Cardinal for two. We love Vito even if he flashes his friends. So that is Shnobie for two. Thanks for not killing yourselves. So that's Shnobie for five. Big

problem is having to use manually operated public urinals and toilets in modern day. What are we doing? I'm telling you what I'm not doing. Not flushing. I'm going to get a beer. Coo for five. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Let's give a warm welcome back to young Clipa I'm looking forward to Sturgis' mom Grounding Eric's number one friend. I love that young Clipa's back one more time his Twitter was CG Scumlord Actually, he did a anniversary. He did a tour of the warehouse

There's a warehouse tour. There's a warehouse tour. Is that on ASC Presents? I think it's on that and also the Twitter. On the Twitter as well. Watch that video. Britsman for two, Dick's Graying Beard is like a Memento Mori diet. LJ Clobberino for two, the bigs problem is heart palpitations at 27 from cigarettes and booze. My God.

Marno Key for five euros. Thanks for resisting Vito's relentless push to make lazy hangout style content. I get secondhand embarrassment from him trying to leech on more fat. Wait, what was that? He doesn't want to make, I suggested we should stream games and stuff. I asked you if you wanted to live stream a game last night. You went, nah. I was tired last night and I'm still tired.

Oh wow, you were tired last night. How's that different than any other time you're tired? Well, I had woke up. I got off a flight. I was like you want a live stream, buddy? I didn't want a live stream last night. It wouldn't be good. I didn't have any energy I only had enough energy to eat a big pastrami sandwich and fall asleep And I did that expertly. You want a Pacifico or a street cart? I have a street cart Expertly. You want a Pacifico or a street cart? I'll have a street cart.

I don't know where the other one is. DiamondG for two videos. No drawer policy led to the snossage incident. For another two, he says, was it snossage or gunt? Never mind. Here's two bucks, though. Thank you. JRob detailing for 10 euros.

Hello, lads. Well, Ireland has reduced its speed limits. My local road to work was 50 miles per hour. Now it's just 37. Total balls rant over. What's going on? You guys got to elected Trump is going on in Europe. Yeah You guys got any something stronger than Trump to Ireland? Cardinal Cardinal for two super killers vetoes mega evolution for another five

He says but for real we need an update one will super killer hit print and when's it gonna be ferried for? LJ clobbering over five Oh LJ clobberino for five I suck Vito missed his window to fund super killer with DEI money. You weren't gay and ethnic enough Yeah, wouldn't that have been awesome? Another comic DEI funded that didn't come out. I should have made a DEI Pocket it that's a gay ripper verse has given us all the DEI comics we could ask for man blood ruth

Sorry, sir. Sir. Sir.ha. Searsha. Searsha? Yeah. Isom 3, is that announced yet? Can't he have one that just is like a normal name? Actually the closest it comes to the normal name is Alpha Core. I'm like at least those are two words that I've heard before. No, but it should be C-O-R-P. Yeah.

Is it true that he's also making like Delta Force? Like Omega buddies or something? Well now there's one that's like the like a Beta-central yeah, the great war of separation He's doing where they like drew a building on fire But they just added the fire later and it the building doesn't look like it's right Ryan Solari's time of being in the military Everyone's favorite character were all attached to it

But the fact don't they have an alpha core art book a comic that has one issue you can buy an art book for Save us any one of the ripitards wanted to buy those docu man cards It said they're too expensive and that Eric should release them one at a time So we can spend eight dollars per card instead of 75 bucks for a 12 pack of cards that say Isoms name and history. And the color of energy he uses. Like the manual of a Street Fighter game. They put out a video recently with that gothic chick and she's like, ISOM's powers are still

a mystery. I'm like, how are they still a mystery? Just tell us what his powers are. Did you see, I watched some of that video. Did you know that gothic ex also can't read like Eric that those that Eric who made the river verse can't read and Gothic X TV the spokesman or person right can't read isn't that crazy? Here's what I don't get I mean, I think I've brought this up before there are guys who are diluted into thinking

Eric is making good comics and they're like at least read them and know what's going on. I know Eric just wants to give a job to his friend or whatever, but. It's also not that many comics. No. You could read them all in like a day. Is Eric already balls deep in the one Soska sister right now in Megacon?

Has gothix read the comics yet? Can she? She's the spokesperson, she has to read them all right? He probably said, hey you should read these because you're going to make it worse. She went on that stream complaining about gatekeeping. I'm like, wait you guys are using the SJW language. I thought you all hated that. The gatekeeping argument is the most confusing in the world where they're like, well the

problem is that Ethan Van Skyver is gatekeeping comics. Ethan Van Skyver is just a guy making... He doesn't choose who makes comics or not. He's just a guy who makes apology videos to child pornography. Nothing at all. Normal, regular people. Jesus Christ. Child pornography fighters, I was gonna say.

I'm not actually... Guy is unfairly accused. I'm not a member of the show. I didn't say which guy he was. I said in general, he makes videos about not child pornography. Is that true or not? He said he defended you for not making child pornography. And he defended another guy.

Wait, he defended me for not making child pornography. He said that you're not a pedophile. He doesn't think. He better not be. That's different from defending me for not making, whatever. Why is it different? You're the same as the other guy that he's talking about. He went on stream and said you're not making chopper

I be he went on stream and said that other guy peepees not making peepee is not making He's not making chop so if peepee's not making chopper doggy, and we know you're not making child pornography Yes, I am NOT making child pornography, okay, so then peepee's the same as you no one is me neither of you I have to hope that no one in any of these comic areas is making child pornography. Okay, so then pee-pee is the same as you. No one is me. Neither of you. I have to hope that no one in any of these comic areas is making child pornography. And if you did, you would. Except for that Raging Golden Eagle guy who Yellow Flash hangs out with who does make child pornography, but that's well, Yellow Flash is, reads it, you know? And grades it and says it's a 12 out of 10. Yellow Flash does, has promoted his friend who exclusively makes lolly comics.

So Yellow Flash consumes child pornography. The lolly of some sort he seems to be okay with. I don't know. Little kid's getting raped is child pornography. According to those guys, yeah. It's according to me. I think he would probably say that. When it comes to drawings though, but yeah.

I mean it was shocking to me when I saw that he streamed with a guy who just made lolly comics and I'm like, dude, this is infinitely worse than the shit you cock like shit about Again, it's weird that these guys are I'm saying is I got to dig deep It's just they're all doing the social justice stuff now, but since they're doing it it's okay And I'm like I'm hearing gatekeeping. I'm seeing woke like DIY comics Okay, but seriously gothix has to read the comics to be the spokesperson. Nah, it's gonna make her job harder. She needs to have... She must have read one of them, right? No, I'm gonna tell you why. She knows I some we don't know his powers for some reasons,

so she knows that. Maybe she read the Dacumon cards. That's fine. But if somebody tries to fuck with her and ask her specifics about the story, she has to have a blank slate on her. Like she has to have no reaction. Or else she's gonna go, oh hell no. Why didn't he just get like an actress? Like WWE has like girls interviewing the wrestlers. They don't know much about wrestling, but they're just there. Too expensive.

Gothic is practically free. It's conservative. It's true. Influencer. Yeah, that makes sense. You know, 500 bucks a month. Whatever. And getting paid in exposure.

Which is good. It's a good... Which is good. Shouldn't you get a white guy to do it? The white guy's the one buying the comics. Shouldn't you have one white guy who goes, you gotta buy this black guy's comics? No, the...

Is a black lady doubling up on... The Ripperverse is just white people. Buying... Are obsessed with black people. Right. So there's more black people to butter. He's got a lot of black people working there, so laser eyes. Yeah Is that the one who adjusted his pants when he like pretend like he's about to fight Riley and yeah, yeah

Riley just says are you gonna hit me? Hold on I gotta focus in on you Being afraid to make me look bad it turns out I had fans who were like liked rip-a-verse stuff And they like what we try eat Riley so bad. I understand that they're like oh he does this of like and I've never I never betrayed all this like now. He's just a cool well you still get people to go I can't believe that Riley guy went and peed on a hundred graves, and you're like yeah Yeah, what's the worst sorry? How would you like if someone that to your grave like an ancestor from like the 1800s if you know your grave? Your actual grave. I wouldn't care. I'd be dead, but if someone wants to pee

I'm like a now my great-great-great- great grandfather, you gotta go somewhere in Italy for that Have fun Can you believe Riley cut off the head of Eric's grandfather with a fucking rustic Yeah For his bail It went in I have the skull With a hacksaw and he cut the skull off the corpse

I dress up like Calvin Candy and do chronology on it every night They're like he should be in jail and I'm like well then the star witness should have testified instead of ditching the subpoena Instead of pussying out. Yeah Anyway, he's been a bad boy Black Crimson five. Thanks for the snacks. Thanks for not killing yourselves. This may be controversial Tony Frank The movies is better than Frog Tony big head and all. Oh, wow. We love all we love all our Tonys Chris Jackson five says Ralph said veto is 400 pounds. I got mad when I said he's 285 Ralph seemed to genuinely believe I weighed 400 pounds. It was weird and

Then I said no Ralph. I've thankfully never weighed 400 pounds. That's a lot. So that's a lot That's a lot. I knew a guy who weighed 400 395. He was big Well, that's what's shot. It is it is actually all like that's the weird thing. I think is a big fat guy as I go There are like bigger fat guys, which is surprising mm-hmm It's actually surprising to me that I don't weigh 400 pounds cuz you're right. I am terrible with food or whatever I'm like how have I not gotten to like super balloon weight. I'm What's that? You just gotta move around more man. But I do, well that's the thing is I think I do move around a bit. Like I'll go places and walk around and shit so. Yeah you do go a lot of places. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just I eat like an idiot. Mmm, you know. Calories in, calories out. Calories in, calories out. He's been making fun of me for counting calories this whole time. Oh it is gay the way he goes. Yeah, what do you count, too many? What do you mean you're counting calories? What do you count? I'm trying to be less fat dick when I said don't eat what I said Do you want to eat something I said do you want to do you want to get Jack in the box? Oh, that's great because they'll probably have calories listed on the first part when you're Have the calories Tony what do you need to tell you just get it if it's a taco you just go I don't know 500 600 calories just over just guess But what are you counting for?

Do you say like, that's my limit? No, I got the monitor and everything, I'm tracking the calories and calories. And then what do you, you say like, that's too many calories for me today? Yeah. Huh. And then you just stop eating. Why don't you just stop eating good things that you like? I mean, yeah.

That's the same thing, isn't it? Like high calories or? I don't know, I'm counting calories, guys. Do you want me to lose weight or not? here. I don't count on calories guys. Do you want me lose weight or not? No, I don't want you I absolutely only lose weight. I want to know the thought process I don't know I got a calorie counter to let me know what I'm eating and then I just it's like a woman over here You guys see it. I got my calorie counter What's a how many calories are in semen only five? So I can eat like a hundred dicks a day!

Oh my god! I think there's a lot more than that. You think? Are you getting on the scale today? Semen, yeah! Are you getting on the scale today? No, I'm not gonna get on the scale. Maybe I'll get on the scale, we'll see.

I got something good for you in Vito's Booty. Oh, I'm excited. There's a guest here, so it has to be good. It has to be good. It has to be good. Alright, uh, counting calories with Tony from lose the boobies Baron jugan von Hilden for two says it's my box It's now or never. I'm gonna be a pig forever. I just want to have what's in the box These are all individual $2

My heart will need an open bypass If I don't get off of my fat ass, I just want to have what's in the box It's my box He could have spelled it out there five is V, you're the one that's holding you down. Don't bake no cakes. Put the door dash down. Bam, bam. How do you do that in a row like that?

Because nobody else put a super chat. Nobody messed that up? Reckon didn't mess that up? No, he just kept going. Wow, that's cool. Good work, man. Chris Jackson for five wants the Vito's cat song. I think you gotta pay more than five for that.

Yeah, you gotta have 20 bucks minimum for this. Come on, that's a long stinger. Cameron for two. And we gotta get Tony naked, so we need those 20 bucks. Cameron wants- If we hit the goal though, you might. You said you might. What was the goal again?

It was like what? You gotta take 50- 50 orange chats. $20 super chats, I think you're safe. Oh, natural. Cameron wants to know, was my penis like an acorn in a forest, Tony? I didn't stare at it enough to memorize it. Yeah, right.

It was hanging low, baby. You know, when you see a dick, you're like frozen in time. I had the towel. I had the towel over it. Antagonist for two. Could you tell where the towel started and where the penis began? Vito's fat is like a memento mori diet. Frank Lucas for 10 says, thanks for skipping my super chat.

For the second time, Vito, you will not be getting any more compliments in your videos. You are fat RSK. I don't know what our risk He is that RSK Oh thin for five look forward to tonight's episode dick and the wide loads Guys many muskets is here for two. He says Tony better promote his black dynamite episode I did black dynamite Black Dynamite episode he did. Black Dynamite. Oh, okay. Black Dynamite would be Monday's episode. Yeah, featuring Manny Muskets,

who I said should come to Hackamania as the only black person, and for some reason, Dick had a problem with that. Oh, remember, no, no, you didn't call him the black person. You said, what's that one? Yeah, yeah, that's right. And I had to text him, like, did you hear Vito call you that one?

What other black person was in Philly? He was the one. What other black person lives in Philly? No, the one. What other black person lives in Philly? No, at the Philly live show. Tons of them. There was a lot of black guys. I would have said his name. It was night time.

That's just me. I would have said his name. But I didn't say his name because I couldn't remember it. That's why I said, what's that one? We brought him up, introduced him. He's been around forever. We're like, that was Manny Muskets. Let's bring Manny back out.

He almost ruined the show because he kept kicking the audio box with all the XLR quotes Oh I do remember that Yeah, I like Manny I promoted Manny He said yeah If he had more followers than you you'd have remembered his name like like that You're right. So anyway that one will be on my show Monday. That one the good one Cougar for five do a mouth cutout picture for yay, then have dick read his tweet. I don't think we can read those

Tweets on YouTube. I'm sorry. I can't outdo yay though. Yeah. Well, that's the problem. It's already too good Yeah, Riley for two Tony has a comically large head Make a comic Nate head. Oh Nate H for 10. Yeah the head. Oh, I Was fishing with my super head-o. Okay, this guy's trying to get me to say some nonsense. Thank you, Guy with... It's a $10 super chat.

Okay, you read it then. There you go. I was fishing with my friend Nick for... Gar. Gar. Fish. Hurt my knee, catch it. You know, it's boring.

Yeah, it's boring. It's too boring. Yeah, it's boring Why do you not want to say something about knee guards and catching bar have them together? Camered for two my second favorite Tony ribbit frog Tony will be back I saw he's streaming again or something right like what happened. He did a big return He's been back for a while back for a while left for like two weeks We've been back for a while, but somebody said I thought he did like a big show in the last like week or something No, I know he had something out today called the frog frog Tony show episode one. I'm like

Yeah, no I saw his back, but I thought he was doing something. Here's another Nick whatever joke, got it. Chris Jackson for two, Tog Froney, Spider Eternal for two, when y'all coming to Texas, we need comedy. Maybe, I saw you, are you gonna do, you're talking about doing a show with Carl? Yeah.

You guys haven't talked about where yet? Probably in like the north Probably in the northeast Carl does everything over on that side of the country. The tablet com was a lot of fun Where was that? I was in his hometown Rochester. It was in Rochester. Yeah Wow We're there. It was a decent amount Chester we do some and someone in the parking lot broke into like 13 people's cars It was a decent amount. It was Rochester. Can we do some in the parking lot broke into like 13 people's cars? But I was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun Is there I got to watch me and you on the screen and everyone making fun of mostly you know

things problem Episode or I expertly that was your friend making you look bad. I'm just like I'm gonna be a guest Oh, no, it's the worst episode. What was I gonna say? What did you do? I didn't do shit. No, it was the worst. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. Oh, man, yeah, that was a disaster. Would anybody ever do anything in Boston?

I know Boston's like so hard to like get venues. What do you mean? We do like Boston. What are you talking about? I'm saying it would be great if a live show in Massachusetts. My stomping grounds, I don't know, have fun. You wanna do a live show in Massachusetts? I would love to do a live show in Massachusetts. My stomping grounds, I don't have fun. You want to do a live show in Massachusetts? I would love to do a live show in Massachusetts.

I could look into it. I could see if I know any venues or anything. For what? For this show? Could be for this show. I don't know. I mean, I guess if I'm doing it, it would be for this show, yeah. Do we need to send those t-shirts there in advance?

If we're selling t-shirts? Do we want to sell t-shirts? It's all that what's gonna happen anyway, we'll pay Tony show up and draw the t-shirts for us. I'll be good That was me making you I designed. Thank you. So out my Making t-shirts and made salad. Thank me. Tell you minutes out Back before she lost her mind. She never lost her mind. Mint, you're perfect. Isn't it amazing? It was great.

There was the Halcyon days before everybody went crazy. We all love you, Mint. You're great. Before everyone became an asshole. Yeah, except for me. Mint has always been good to me. She never yelled at me for an hour on the phone before. She's great.

We all love Mint. I've learned that you just can't apologize to a woman, and you gotta accept that Straturgy for two dicks and vets are ahead of the game with this guest. Can he put head in bold because you have a giant head Yeah, I saw it. Pace Bob Pete for two. Tony's head is so big it needs two cameras Jerry and coke for 10 says Tony how's staying at Vito's house? I feel like we answered that I think we covered that in great detail. If you could summarize it in one word, what would that be?

I'll give you a one word free So shut your fucking mouth. I could have made you get it was free. I could have made you get a hotel Oh, shut up. He's having the time of his life. We played Sega Saturn He got to edit a video on my computer It was great. How are those cats pretty good. The cats looks very happy. They're nice. They're happy Okay, getting jacked off every day I had that I was rubbing the cats belly and I look at Tony I go hey Tony Can you go grab the q-tips from the bathroom for me? No

Now you're fucking me over here Dominic for 20 says y'all ain't getting a thousand dollars super chat. So I guess no one wants Lemon trashy for to talk about the bathroom curtain. We've done it. We've covered that hot for a dingle door for ten Soul caliber two wants to make a to be joke ockle vich for two Ten times smaller Jav City for three what's it like shitting in a doorless toilet? It a great shit. I've had experience with it. Blakie for five.

Hey Tony did Vito teach you how to Q-tip cats? There are Q-tips in the bathroom and I was like I should auction this off to like Kiwi Bones or something. I need those Q-tips so don't take them. I need those to wipe my ears. LamaCore.com for two. Tony can you teach Vito to hack some salads? There you go.

Hack a salad. Johnny Rico for five. Dick I went to the food bake I got canned pork and beans a loaf of bread and some butter. I'm eating like a cowboy tonight. Fuck you man $5 I see where'd you go like a church? Where'd you go? I went to a church Fuck I haven't gotten this one in a while JLo for two is as I thought Tony was a stereos coconut Throwback that guy disappeared man. That's a throwback. That guy disappeared, man. He is nowhere. We have slightly different body shapes.

Yeah, now we do. Well, now we never had the same body shape. Yeah, Sirius is more like a barrel. Yeah. See, we should have done the authentic Tony from Act of Movies experience and forced him to eat a weed cookie immediately before the show so he could sleep through the rest of it.

I was smart enough not to do that. You know what I remember about that that we never bring up is that after the show, we could sleep through the rest of it. I was smart enough not to do that. You know what I remember about that that we never bring up is that after the show, we all went to a fun bar and Tony was in a car in the parking lot sleeping outside the bar. I told Riley and Min, I'm like, yeah, I'll be in in like 10 minutes. It was me and Cranberry Dave.

I'm like, yeah, we'll be in in like 10 minutes. And then I wake up to him and Riley taking a selfie. I'm like, oh, I'll come in. They're like, no, Tony, it's been like an hour and a half. We're going home. So me and Cranberry Dave were high out of our minds and we're just staring at the front seat, not talking for over an hour. Everyone is inside the bar having a great time and Tony from the movies in the car going,

you know what the worst part of that night was? I always wanted to meet Keon and apparently I did and we had a good Time and I have no memory of it. We eat cookies man. Bad news They told me they were 250 milligram. I've been saying 100 too much I was way too both of those are way too. You're not supposed to eat the whole thing I love Keon and I was like I'm so I love Come here tonight, I forgot maybe he I forgot. Maybe he'll come in Sunday. Maybe he'll come in Sunday.

I remember meeting him this time. Are you crying? Oh, that's another question. I had to tell Riley, I'm like, did we get along? Yeah, look at you guys got along. All right, that's good. Are you trying to do a meetup tomorrow, perhaps? So we're thinking Frankensons?

I don't know, maybe. Frankensons? I don't know. It's a little out of the way, but it is a cool spot. Okay, do you want to just do barcade then I? Think you should figure it out and post it on your Twitter. You don't have to figure it out on the show right now Tomorrow there will be something tomorrow. There'll be something going on in the Los Angeles area. There will be a meetup Yeah, after we do try around I mean, it's your fans. I don't know your fans

I don't know where they want to go you would know better than me I don't know they need me at like Planet Hollywood's and malls and shit then we have planet Well, I was gonna say it's LA. It's he's got a movie channel. What's like a movie location. I don't fuck it man Hollywood I'll figure I also figure in Hollywood. We'll figure it out. Mm-hmm. Yes follow all my socials Yeah, I would suggest that we were gonna go to the back of the future mall the point a hills I didn't realize how far away it was it's a little far But I mean if nobody's got people got nothing to do you hop on the highway and it's a shithole Yeah, but the city of industry the bad spec future mall

You go to the parking lot you go you're gonna tailgate in the party the parking lot. Yeah, they do. Do you know they do that every year? If you planned that then yeah, but tomorrow no. They have, they have like a, I think it was for the anniversary that everybody got dressed up and they all met in the parking lot. And there's that would be cool. There was like 20 docs running around going, Marty, the plutonium. I mean, this is 20 of them and there's like 50 Marty's going, ah, jeez, I got jeez, and they're all riding the skateboard. That's pretty funny. The last meetup I did was at Monroeville Mall in Pittsburgh

with the Dawn of the Dead. It was in Monroeville. Well, we'll try to get something together. Check Tony from Hack the Movies on Twitter. I will let you all know. And we'll announce where that is. Unpleasant for fire. And also, if you're in LA,

you can tell us if you have a good idea for something. Tony is what you get when Dick and Vito do the fusion dance To today's episode will be extra cerebral fuck off Chris Jackson for five Tony from hack the goonies I don't rock it for five Tony from hack the movies is the greatest hero ever El clavarino for five in an alternate universe You three are gay for each other and that's okay black alternate universe Come on universe you three are gay for each other and that's okay black alternate universe come on we were bitching like a gay couple at the fucking

jack-in-the-box yeah because he wanted to get a small curly fry like let's get a large one and split it and like just get your own fries and the guy the old guy is like staring at us I'm like we're not gay we're just angry at the hell if we're gonna eat at the jack-in-the-box we split a fry we didn't even finish the fry if we got two small fries would make a complete waste You're maxing fry maxing why were you worried about sharing fries with me? What'd you think I was gonna do? Just wants to have control over the calories That's true the counting would have been I don't start getting in the habit of ordering a large Johnny rocket for five Tony is is it true when Vito was naked? He said he or kitty kitty. No, he did not. Jerry and Coke for two.

Two big mooks versus a Mexican. Chris Jackson for 10. Vito is a hijab a hat. Yeah, is a hijab a hat? No. I hate, whoops, I Nate Higgers for two. Don't say it that way either. Why?

Those are different words. Play Vito's cat song is gone for now for two dollars. She's a C-drake for two. What Tony calls a hat I call a parasol. Oh no, Maz. Okay, no Maz. Chris, oh I get it. Chris Jackson for five.

Why does Vito live like he's in a third world country when he makes $100,000 in an unreleased comic? That's a great question. That's a good question. Lucha Steve for two. What's up with the guy with the big head? He might come to the meetup. He didn't want to meet you though.

He's like, can I meet you without Vito? And like, you probably could. Which one is that? Chris Jackson? What do people think I'm gonna do? What is this? I'm like, you're probably gonna have to see Vito. Just the heads up.

Give them, tell them about your ideas, probably. I told Tony about some of my ideas. He liked them, I think. How many ideas are you at? He might've just been entertaining me. I won't say what they are. You told me about some of your ideas. Well, nobody wants to know what they are. I like your ideas. Did we share them? Yeah, I told you some of them. What's the number of ideas? You told me about some of your ideas. I like your ideas.

How was the number of ideas? I told you like one of my ideas. Christmas parrot. Well don't say the fucking idea. Oh I thought this was well known. I'm sorry. Okay well Vito's got another comic, not a sequel to Supergirl. He's got another comic he's whipping out. You should make five or six comics. I think I will. And then make an art book for the comic. I'm going to make a lot of art books. you should release the art book before the comic comes out and it's just the sketch just make a podcast that's a comic like don't do all this shit just get on the get on the get on the show like an audio play an audio like okay superkiller is a guy he's like coming in he's all fucked up he's got to do superkilling and he hates this guy and then

we'll have like fuck a lady Don't be like a fucking demon It'll come out like just talk through it and then every week you come in and you talk about more shit It's the same thing. Sorry. It's better Christmas parent. I didn't realize that was when you were holding close to the chest I think I've talked about okay good. No one cares about these ideas guys. It's just I Usually don't make them public though he's the one who's like I got all these ideas and it's like well people are gonna get mad if you don't release that uh well I pitched you daughter in claws about a Santa Claus is daughter has to save Christmas that's pretty good that was

the you like to that that was earnest that saves Christmas there's a lot of saving Christmas movies Yeah, but that didn't earn a save Christmas involved Santa's daughter girl. Mm-hmm. Wait, why I didn't like that one I didn't like her and it saves Christmas. It was good I remember her Christmas Prisons goofy no prisons good Scared stupid nailed it scared stupid pretty good. It's great. Yeah I saw that in the theater and it was just me and my sister,

and his Mexican dad, and his daughter, and the whole theater. I don't know what we told our mom to take us there, but there was one theater showing it, and we have to go see Ernest Scared Stupid, mom. You've got to take us. And Ernest goes to Africa. That's a great one. Is that real?

That's a real one. Oh, yeah. And he's in brownface. He's in brownface for a lot of it. And he does, like, the Indian accent. And he goes, oh. That's what I'm saying. That's a real. Oh, yeah And he's in brown face and brown face for a lot of those like the Indian accent Oh, we must have a really I must come through and and yeah, and you're like, oh Do that now that might be the last one that was like the direct the video era. Oh We're in a lot of trouble here. Oh Ernest fucks Africa Fucks Africa. What's your Steve? What's up with the guy with the big head?

Strategic for two, classic Veech showing up today with the Yukog act. Yukog. Get it done. Oh, you're backwards. I'm backwards. Redis the Riot act for ten, my wife went into labor wearing the trucks me shirt. Get a picture of that! That's funny. Cardinal Cardle for two, Two dollar Balder holler. Drunken Atheist Studio for five.

Vito Tony and I are members of a Red Letter Media Facebook group that is moderated by extremely angry women who hate me. Shout out to Endless Trash Post. Someone made me a moderator of that and I always forget. And occasionally the Reddit that hates me, they'll be like, and he's a moderator of that group and he's just trying, I'm'll be like and he's a moderator of that Group and he's just trying like I forget. I'm a moderator of that fucking thing. I didn't make myself a moderator It's also it's like a pretty big group. It feels like yeah

And for some reason there's one guy on there Who's like a really prominent poster and he's constantly Screenshotting my tweets and posting them in this red letter media group to be like look at this fucking veto Letter Media group to be like look at this fucking veto I think I know who that is. I think we both know who that is. Dude, and I'm like what the- I want to double check before I say his name. Check now. So then there's like hundreds of RLM fans like and I'm like stop posting my tweets in this RLM group.

I think so. How would we both know him? I'm just here to post memes and I keep seeing my tweets and I'm like what the fuck's going on? How strange. This is not a veto group It's a fucking red letter media group the jury and I think stop recently my mistake to fat mooks versus a Mexican Go on my guest network Maddox Maddox law Alex Martinez for 10 if you know any tips for my friend Brad or how to get with trans women

He's in desperate need of some booty yet. They I think they want to be demeaned and told that You know horrible things about themselves. Yeah, I think they're getting to the point where the transphobia turns them on a little bit They're kind of into it now. Should you be speaking for that community? Making friends look bad making trans communities look bad. You've really got to verify these things. Maybe I'm talking about my ass. It seems like it's picking up steam. It's like a new subculture within there. Abusing them?

Yeah, they're kind of like all the hate online of like, well, because they're into like humiliation. You know, some people are into humiliation and degradation. What's more humiliating than being told you're not a woman? You're a fucking guy. And they're like, oh, man. That's what you tell them? No, but I'm saying I haven't done any of this, I've seen that there's becoming like a trend in these but you could imagine

You can imagine for a long. I haven't been flirting with a lot of trans people. I just you know Check out their Instagram profiles Lorenzo areola for to Tony change the name of your show to head the movie head the movies fucking love Lorenzo VToby goblin cocks hacked the movies. Head the movies. I fucking love Lorenzo. Vytobe Goblincox, hack the movies? More like hack these nuts. Johnny Rico for five, why did Vito walk naked into the living room, fully aware that Tony was staying there?

I thought he was in the office where he was sleeping because that's where the bed was. You couldn't wait two seconds to take the towel off after you went into your bedroom. You had to do it outside the normally when I leave my bathroom There's no towel on at all and I just walk naked into my bedroom. So the fact that I had it in what's that? Drip on the floor of carpet Yeah, Charles bacon for five. I put it out there. Okay, I put my feelers out. I said will Tony react positively

When you stayed at my house I forgot the light was on the door was shut you just open it while I was taking a shit What's your deal? Why did you not lock the bathroom door? I thought the door being shut and the light being on would sign it up What light was on? Also the lock doesn't work on that door The bathroom. What do you mean what light was on? The light for the bathroom How would I have seen that if the doors closed the door cracks yeah the door cracked

come on was it was it a question makes me that's us that's that's a sense question I'm okay with it being so so there was like a fan on in the bathroom yeah I having I have no sexual feelings for Tony from hack the movies doesn't have to be sexual the second I just get off on the exposure. I mean Yeah, I don't want to say maybe no that was a that was exhibitionist. I guess yeah Well, it's more than I just never expect. I mean let's be real. Nobody's ever in my house, so You get a little too. You should have some more visitors. You're getting a little too used to being alone I'm very I got some visitors once

Visit and do it. there's nothing to do there. Make some space. Watch the Sony display thing. Yeah, stand next to the Sony. Like turn your house in front of the camera. You were watching the Simpsons standing up watching the PS2 display. I did put on the Simpsons on the PS2 display. I got all the Simpsons on here.

So I could show off, you can watch the Simpsons on there. Charles Baker for 5. Hey Tony, I showed my wife your videos because she talks about movies like you do and she didn't like them. Sorry, dude, I know you'll get through this. Yeah, women are hit or miss my show. I have a lot of women on the show.

Should be more hits when it comes to women. I agree. Strategery for five, Frog. Tony disappointed me by not being an actual frog, but today you guys brought in that smiling moon from the honeymooners. Intro, it's all right, wow. I like that moon. MC Lightsaber for 10. But today you guys brought in that smiling moon from the honeymooners intro MC lightsaber for 10 the black national anthem should be a menace clan song

record deal or kill Whitey record deal Peter Hansman for five eggs are expensive because they killed a bunch of chickens But for some reason wings are still cheap chicken wings come from dead chickens Well, I explained what the actual reason is but sure sure. V. Toby Goblin cocks are two. Uncle Tom is a famous black American. I think that'd be hard to get him on the national anthem. Captain Boomies for 20 says Tony's head! Exclamation point. Oklovich for two.

Puppets not math is the real universal language. K. Swindle for five. My smoke alarm is beeping and Whitey's on the moon. Silver the cold steel for five. He don't stop being autistic about the cold. My smoke alarm is beeping. And Whitey's on the moon. Silver the cold steel for five. You know, stop being autistic about the colors. Let's smoke a lot of this beef. And whitey's on the moon. And whitey's on the moon?

My sister won't stop sleeping. And whitey's on the moon. You gotta hear whitey on the moon. It's a classic. Just make it black and white like manga. Yes. G-Money pants for five. 20 million for gender transition surgeries for Congolese hamsters

Kated the Swiss with a five dollar soup chat mr. Poop snorkel for two cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny Tony do you think super killer will come out before Christmas? How many pages colored so far let's see how many pages are coming, you know, he's got to like perfect the colors I'm not perfecting the colors. It's just a couple panels that I'm changing the colors Yeah, but you were doing that last week Yes, and now you're still doing it. I am still doing it So how long does that take and it takes me as long as it takes me at this point Yeah, I'm gonna be very positive be like yes, it will come out you still yeah, yes, it'll come out before Christmas

Yeah, very positive. I think I would ah I think that's a good cutoff point. That's a good over-under. I can't say for sure. Before Christmas is what you guys are saying now? It's gonna be close. It'll be close. It's gonna take another year. It's not gonna take another year, okay?

It's almost done. Everybody calm down. It could never come out. It could. It could never come out. Well, you could obsess about it so much They're like I I can't even it can't even live up to the hype now So I just won't do it. No. I'm just I'm just doing a final pass on everything okay

Okay Christmas Christmas. It'll be close. I think I agree with you the real question is gonna be when does super killer to come out I'm hoping that well you you gotta do that other comic. I hope that comes out. Well, that one will be... My favorite thing is like... Just go to three. Superkiller was the first comic I ever backed, and then I backed two more, and I've gotten those before Superkiller. We ran into... I've ran into issues, you know? Hmm.

Where'd you run into those issues? Where did I run into those issues? Where did I run into those issues? I keep running. It's just, you know, again, it's my first time doing it and I've learned a lot. But here's the other thing is I am two hands on. What'd you learn? It is true. Well, it's your comment.

Right, but I need to hire more people to like, you know, the fact that I'm going in there and doing colors and that I storyboarded the whole thing and I lettered like an alternate verb and then I tried a different, whatever. I did too much stuff. By the way, I went on a different show recently. They asked me if I wanted to make my own comic and I went like, not anytime soon.

No, never. I'm good. Maybe one day. Why? Not anything. Why don't you wanna? Why don't you wanna? There's just a lot going on with YouTubers trying to be comic people and I'm like I'd rather not dive into that pool yet. Yeah. I'm gonna wait a little bit. I'm gonna wait a little bit. It's like writing a book for retards.

Here's what I'm gonna... Isn't it? I love comics. I think I could write one, but... Well that's it. Really? You think you could write a comic? Have you ever written one before? Not a comic. I've written other narrative stuff, but... I mean that's offensive to me. It would be a challenge I don't know if I'd be good at it. I was through the radio. I could play music like that doesn't work like that

Here's here's here's point is I was smart enough to be like no I don't Do something you've never done no I doubted I practice Here's how I feel about it. There's fast and then there's like Good not good. I don't know how to put it. Okay Well, whatever it's passable. It's a quality verse. It's a quality verse. Caitlyn Jenner time issue I was gonna say quantity over quality or quality over quantity Yeah, but here's the thing that you that excuse has been used by so many lazy, but it's that but it's shut up Time issue. I was gonna say quality over quantity. Yeah. But here's the thing. That excuse has been used by so many lazy people.

But shut up. I'm not making that excuse because here's the thing is I did focus, I need to find the sweet spot and I haven't found the sweet spot. Wait, hold those out. Which one is which? Time. Time. Okay.

Quantity. Quality. Tony, you holding up this? No, we're not. All the way over there? Between fear and love. That's where Super're not over there Between fear and love that's no put it between fear and love see that scale between fear and good Who made those for us Fingis thank you rattle puff He's a child pornographer not like that guy not like peepee that either man skyver had to apologize for

He did not do it. He's a child for nagger. I'm totally unlike. I'm gonna put out the child pornography Yeah, the child pornography thing he's unlike peepee. Okay, not I child pornography according to EVS As I said, I didn't know Let me finish my point I thought he was a huge child pornographer and then I watched that video and he's like he's got no child pornography and I was like I was totally wrong about peepee. Back on the point I was trying to make, when I look at fucking Achromatic Chronicles Green I go, Tony can you call an Uber?

That's one of those things. Drive this down the street. Drive it. Where I wish you'd spend more time on it. Okay, and that's where it is with the Like the planetarium, you know, here's the orbits I could put out a nice song it would suck Okay, but there again you have fun It wouldn't be as bad as I saw to be on it wouldn't be as bad as I would not be you're coming Nothing is bad as that. Well, but nothing's bad If you don't release it, it's coming out I need to find a better sweet spot between but a lot of these guys sweet spot. I'm saying We're back

Okay, I look at the shit that people are putting out. I look at Yellow's Flashes comic. I'm like this looks really bad Yeah, but it's out But okay, but I so is that what you want? You just want to be out. I'd rather yeah, okay I think that's crazy, but again, but you didn't pay for it so You just made a bunch of money. We all want a comic that we paid for. I would hope that sure, but- What do you mean? I don't want commercials about shit that I paid for. I want to go see it. Yeah, alright. I mean I could put out a really shitty version, but I'd rather give you a good one. Nah, give me the shitty one. Do whatever you like to go back and touch it up later on. Yeah, touch it up later.

I mean, you know what? I want five okay ones versus one versus like maybe one perfectamundo one. Well, no I'm not trying to do perfectamundo That's what I'm talking about is trying to find the sweet spot of like just getting the quality to a level where it's like This is very good. I don't look very good. I want just like passable. That's ice some you have that no ice I'm not nice. I'm not Passable yours was actually like, like there's a difference. Well you got half of it so far. Or what, you got the first half?

I don't know what I got. Release an extended version. I have like the crow, like the original crow run, but like the collector's edition, it's longer, you add more stuff. Ooh. Yeah. Like George Lucas from Star Wars did that. Yeah.

That was cool. Only not bad, but yeah. Yeah. People still went and saw those so cool Like I hate it, but at least it's something to do So mad those like the only official versions we have I can accept the guy I understand the people are disappointed in me and It has been a challenging process. I just want it out because I know it's gonna be great. Shut up. You don't really support a friend. No you're not. What are you talking about?

I don't know man. I'm uh... How do I feel about this? Good? I think it's gonna be great. I don't know how to put this. I think it's gonna be great. I think it's good? I don't know how to put this. I think it's good, I don't know how to put it.

I think that it's one of these things where look, I think I've lost people's trust, they go, oh Vito's just fucking around. I wish I could show you all the stuff behind the scenes I'm doing, but it would probably, it would be weird and spoilery. You're like emailing. Yeah, like, there's like emails

and tying people and also the fact that I storyboarded the whole thing and I'm going in there and adjusting pages and whatever. I'm doing a lot of stuff that will never be seen by people. And people go, oh, he's just jacking off into lunch boxes. And I go, no, there's a lot going on. And Paul, the lunch boxes are still in boxes in the garage. I've seen them. That's true.

They're gonna be all rusted. They're not going to be rusted. You guys are retarded. They're fine. Okay Well, if they're rusted though, that'll be a cool little you know detail They went through a time portal Storage wars there you go Now I'm really excited and I hope the second one comes together a lot quicker and the second one I

Guarantee, we will not have the problems we're having on the first one. What do you mean? How can you guarantee that? Well, because the guarantee will be that when it is launched, it will be very close. It will be in a position of production where I know it's like completely on track and ready to go. Will it be printing?

No, I'm not doing that. Okay, so it won't be done. The second one won't be done. Well, do you I thought you you specifically told me you don't want that. Well, I want it to be done But not when you watch the crowd funder. Yeah for you. Yeah, I do Yeah after this I need it to be done That's okay. I mean, there's a lot of guys whatever man. I think it's good. I heard what the second story

There's got shitting in like their hands down. That's true. I told Tony what the second issue is anything that's not pretty good So what was it? Oh? Well see about a Christmas parrot I still I still did plowed for Christmas period that's my dumb idea. That's pretty cool Christmas parents a good idea Girl sad about Christmas and then a parrot comes and only speaks in Christmas songs and it makes her love Christmas. You're ruining the idea Flushing it out I'm sorry. I'm ruining Christmas Shittiest idea ever came up. It's pretty good. It's a parrot that goes around and says it's a pair that knows Christmas

No, I only speak in Christmas, okay, you can only speak in Christmas related parables That's your idea that idea sucks. No, it does suck. I Hearted no, it's good. No, that's a stupid idea. It is a very lady's got a lady goes She's like man. I'm so sick of Christmas. She opens the door in a parrot there and it goes Lady goes she's like man. I'm so sick of Christmas. She opens the door and a parrot there and it goes Sing and she's like That song but you know a better one. That's a horrible idea. That's the best idea you have no That's not my best idea. This is your best idea. He's told me all weekend I haven't heard anything better than Christmas parrot. This is what you've been talking about. This is the top thing How do we get on Christmas pair? We're talking super because you pitched Christmas parent. I said you got a billion dollar franchise here. I

Said wait the parrot knows every Christmas song Wow It's frightful And the fire so delightful Just like a Christmas station. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and then girls goes, well, you know, I didn't like Christmas before, but this parrot keeps singing about it. All right, guys, I didn't flesh out the idea that much, all right? Yeah, don't.

Shouldn't. What do you mean flesh out? It's all there in the name. Christmas parrot. 100% I'm in. I remember I did pitch it to a guy who directs a lot of those Hallmark things. He's like, yeah, okay. Let's get it done.

It was too much. The idea pitching makes me want to just shoot people in the head anytime. I get an idea pitch You know if the president dies his son becomes president right? Okay, but what if his son's a baby President baby, is that a stereo? That's an stereosis. That was my favorite hysteria joke of all time. He actually pitched that at one of those conventions where you go around pitching people different movies and the lady listening to him was like, yeah I knew that about the president. He's like, right, right, but what if the son was a baby?

President baby and how's he going to be the president? That was good shit. Oklovitch for five, the government should have given money to the Hampshire guy instead of giving millions to fund community garden drag, pewdiepie, or whatever. I think all the Hampshire's... What? Yeah. Oh, did he?

I think so. JJ for five says, how many degrees of separation between the ISOM and the Peru Trans comic book? Somebody said that the ISOM artist did do one of the Trans comic books. Oh, that's funny. Riketa Law is here for a big 20 Yeah, that's the fat guy. Oh wait. I like these are Another guy I defended

There's nothing to defend he did nothing wrong Exactly. Yeah, you should be asking who the fat guy. Yeah, be talking about me He said why is there two vetoes on this show now? hot fart Dingledorf for five with a dick and a bunch of stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cuming Pineapple man for five missing door dash items is the biggest problem I'm fuming and my night is ruined at least bag of Schmidt sent me a funny meme this morning That's cool. Captain boomy's for another 20 says being supportive. Happy Friday

She's one of my best guests on the show. We love Ken Boomy's. Terry Hasticles for two, Vito is highly regarded. Ken Boomy, you should come do this show. Darius for five, Italians in Italy aren't this fat. Frog Tony for five says, I actually know one of the former higher ups at Arcade One Up. He was horrified at seeing Vito do that plastic bullshit.

And his uncle works at Nintendo. Luke Calvello for two. Vito, when are you going back on EFAP? Probably never. And Absurd Existence for five. Hey Tony, how's it working with James? Also wish you were in the rental review you guys did with Scott the Was.

You would have been perfect for that. Oh yeah, I was out of the Scott Pilgrim reveal, even though I knew the most about Scott Pilgrim. But that's fine, I review Scott Pilgrim on my show. Oh, you're a big Scott Pilgrim guy? Yeah, I liked it. Oh, but did you read the comics? Yes, I did.

Okay. Cameron for two, how much does PKA pay their clippers? Too much. I don't know. Human Dynamo for two, I just got here, they cloned Vito. Yes, they did. Jack Survive, you guys should one up the OnlyFans girls doing the 1,000 guys in 24 hours,

with Mand Wolfie doing 1 doing 1000 comers on a pizza A lot of guys that would that would sell I could find a thousand guys to fuck a girl I don't know if I could find a thousand guys get a hundred furries to jack off on a pizza though Thousand I don't know if everybody at the furry con There's just a pizza to jack off on. At some point the smell would be just too bad. They're at a furry con. The smell is already horrendous. Come on, they're in a suit all day. On the John for 10, that Clipper AI better be made in America, Tony.

UtahBaserMeaning for 2 says, Connie really hates Penny Pinchers 2. I get that joke. So, it turns out for 2, imagine show expense that Chuck's clips in my ass. ClipSama for two says it's not that hard to clip stuff. Well, why do you only upload like one every two weeks, ClipSama? You're not clipping nearly enough. Pay 10 for 10.

Thank you. Jerry and Coke for five. Tony looks like an alternate version of Vito with more hair, less fat, nicer beard. Looking good, Tony. And thanks for starting the Eric July Arch. Thanks for that. Pay the Arch.

I didn't realize it was the Arch. I didn't realize it would go that far. You know, it'd be that bad You know and that I just wanted to make one phone call making fun of you really you really were defending Eric July You're like I remember when it started you're like Vito. I don't know why you I remember when I remember when it started you're like Vito. I don't know why you I'm like, I don't know just like shit. I think secretly I was like, well, yes comic does look like Shit and then I created the whole thing where you all these people They're like, oh Vito, I don't know why you're gonna say it looks like shit. It might be good It might be good. I'm like, I think it's gonna be shit. This guy's an idiot. It's gonna be shit

No, you're right. It's just the jealousy was... It's not jealousy! It became jealousy when your comic didn't come out. It was never jealousy. It was both. Wait, what the fuck are you talking about? It has nothing to do with jealousy. I don't want to make I-Sum, I don't want to make The Great War of Separation, I don't want to make Yaira. Nothing Eric Jilai is doing is something I want to do. No, that's false.

Because you want to be this guy that Creates like a universe no you obviously do you have no boxes and no that's not a universe. That's one story No, I want to create one Eric both want to be the guy doesn't do that He doesn't write about it every stories. I'm writing it I mean you're writing one issue over and over and over. No, I'm already writing the third fucking issue Okay, I have more of it three issues Okay, whatever. You should have like I mean you should really have like a hundred. Great. I will have a hundred. Shouldn't I? If you're like a prolific like it for a lunchbox

It's a long comic. First of all every issue is like twice the length or three times the length of a regular comic There's 60 page comics if I was selling them regularly I would break it up into fucking each act would be its own comic But I'm selling it as a graphic novel see but this is what I'm talking about Like what you're describing is stuff that doesn't exist. But when I say I have I gotta pee yeah go pee I'll be back. When I say I have three of them written. That's like the equivalent of nine regular comic books written, okay? But it's the equivalent of none. It's none. Comics are out. You're right. None comics. I do think that both you and Eric want the same thing in a weird way. You're fucking nuts. What do we want?

I've already said. You both want to be Stan Lee. No. You both want to be the creator. No. You're insane. Why is it insane? Because I said I don't want to be Stan Lee. No. I want to be the creator no York can you're insane? Why is it insane because I said I don't want to be Stanley no I want to be Ken Pender's I've already said that and Pender Ken Pender's is the autistic man who made the Sonic the Hedgehog comics for Archie comics Until he claimed he owned Knuckles and all of the characters and a court said yeah, you kind of do So it's like a joke no What sort of creator do you want to be Ken Pender's yes The court said, yeah, you kinda do. So it's like a joke? No, it's not a joke. It's a literal. What sort of creator do you wanna be?

Ken Penders? Yes. Because of the autism joke? No, because I wanna sit at the comic convention and make my little comics. But you haven't made a comic. That's my point. You asked me what I want to be, not what I am.

Oh, okay, okay. Cock sucker. I wanna make comics, but you haven't yet. Oh yeah, okay, I know. Yeah, you to make comics, but you had yet. Yeah, okay. I know Yeah, you got paid to I did get paid to and you haven't delivered. I haven't delivered. Well, that's what Eric got also He got paid to make a comic like shit. Okay. Well, I can make merges. I'm like a July away. Yeah, right. That's what Right that's what a Dependers part is like a I don't know it seems like it's me saying I am not in hairs It's not splitting hairs because Eric Eric genuinely aspires to be a industry leader in whatever the fuck I Honestly, right and everything I make I go. I'm insane

There's no way anything I make will ever connect with a large whatever the fuck audience So I'm just gonna make weird stupid art for me and guys who kind of like the shit I made that's it. That's right there. Okay, that's what you want Right what you just described. I think that's realistic. Well, that's what you're saying. That's what you want, right? Sure, okay And Eric wants this thing where he's this creator and he's made an empire and this like merchandise empire and all this shit Yeah, and both of you have not done that So the both of you have not made so the reason I'm like Eric July's we both suck

That's I don't think it's sucking Both depend down both failures No, you're not a failure until you quit. Okay, so I should quit. I mean I don't care. I'm just saying that's what the similarity is. I don't think I'm like that. There's definitely like a I want to be this and I'm not doing it. And I can't like accept that.

Okay, here's what I'm gonna say. There's an element of that. Here's what I'm gonna say is, I am very committed to learning this craft, okay? Okay. I am like, I have bought books on comic creation on, I have a whole book just dedicated to lettering, because I'm trying to figure out how lettering works. And Eric just pays people to do it. Yes. Yeah, it's the same.

These are the, it rhymes. It's the same that he pays other guys to do it and I'm deeply committed to trying to learn how to do it myself. Yeah, yes, yes, actually. So how is that the same? Because it's not working. Okay, it's not working. It's like I'm doing this because I did these steps. I'm in the process of learning an industry for which I am obviously a novice, OK? I'm trying to learn how to color and to letter and even to draw a little bit and like help out wherever I can. I'm learning how to write scripts and communicate them to the artists.

Uh-huh. And yeah, I haven't mastered any of that, obviously. Mastered? That's... It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. I will never master any of it. You're right. I won't. But don't you think that's presumptuous to say like, I haven't mastered it? Like the very best you could get I haven't done the absolute very best job anyone could do at this if you want you to hear that I am a

Novice retard in the area of making comics you got me buddy The way you phrase it don't you think that's a bit odd No No. No one was expecting me to master it. We just wanted to do it like... Yeah, master it. Well that's what I'm... Okay, so we agree. Then I said I'm not a master and you're saying you're right, you're not. And I'm going, you're right. No, I'm saying it's preposterous to say I'm not a master. Like that is...

I don't think it is preposterous. That's like an egregious... I think it's a very common way of saying I've never claimed to be a master of any of this. No one's accusing you of being a master. Right. And I've never claimed to have been one, so it doesn't matter who accuses me of it or not. What about he's lighting fires while doing this? I know, I spit your dick.

Get in me on edge, I'm like don't let that paper on fire buddy. A new California fire erupted. Look, he's not the greatest fireman in the world. A new California fire erupted because the guy was arguing about comic books. Oh Look at the end of the day if you want to say I'm like Eric July, okay I just don't see it and I don't agree neither would he Okay The captain boonies be your spokesperson

You're right, I'm exactly like Eric. I don't think exactly. No, I'm exactly like Eric. Well that was what Tony was saying, right? I just thought initially you were just jealous of me. You were right, but I feel like the jealousy outweighed the other stuff. I think I just like writing. And I think I like writing, you know, telling stories and stuff like that. Comic books, though.

I mean, that's not writing. I like comic books now I mean that's not right I like comic books you don't know writing why is it not writing what are you talking about fucking pamphlet with pictures all over it's not a book like it's not writing okay bro what are you talking about the art of writing the craft of writing and you want to read my book I'll send you

that no I mean I'll send you that no I mean I wrote that that's that's a whole fucking thing I'll read books like people who write books not one book Well, how many books did you write just one okay? So you're not a guy I got a red book. He mastered it, he mastered it. Yeah, son, I mastered it. Master was on the book, Dick Master Sin. Why would people read your book if you only wrote one book? I don't give a fuck if they read my book. It's only like, I only get paid like a dollar

if they buy it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thanks for the laughs boys too much Italians though. Oh Brandon Robles for two Vito is a rapper with one Can't 50 walk the plank Straight beans for three the ice on artists drew a USAID Peruvian trance comic is that Cliff Richards, I believe it. Yeah, Cliff Richards drew the trance thing I mean, it's Cliff Richards like a like a stage name because it's a Brazilian guy, right? Oh Is it yeah, it's all from that glass house. Let me see Ethan. Oh wait actually I think Cliff Richards is like a stage name because they ever meet a Brazilian guy named Cliff. Uh, I can't say that I have Let's see here this here it Here it was. Ethan Vance Giver posted it.

Wow, that looks gay as hell. It says allegedly, so he hasn't been able to confirm this. El poder de la educación. That means the fucker of education in Spanish. El embajada de los estados unidos, imperio presente. Oh, that's gotta be fake. What do you mean? The embassy of the United States presents,

you think, oh, maybe that's real. No, that's, yeah, that'd be real for sure. El poter de la, what does poter mean? The can doer? The pedophile. The pedophile of education. The pedo of education. That's him.

Wow, must be some pretty steep competition. If you're gonna be the pedophile in education. At all of education? That's him. Wow must be some pretty steep competition if you're gonna be the pedophile in education. Okay. All right super chance. Lord Pepsi for five. We got a lot of that. We got a lot of super chats to get through. Lord Pepsi for. Oh yeah, there it is. Lord Peps for 5, it's so hard for Vito, so hard. Clap Trap for 5, Tony from Fat the Movie is on Pig, it's probably the universe hot dog. Jerry and Coke for 5, Blues Brothers 2, Jake and Jake

starring Vito Giswoldi and Tony Peluso. There was a Blues Brothers, oh on Kaylee's channel, who's on Carl's show, we're doing Blues Brothers 2000. So if you want to hear me talk about fucking side, it's awful. It's so fucking bad Can you talk about the n64 game which I saw it? I didn't mention it. I never played I don't know what it is. It's about I don't know how it came out like three years after the movie. It's like This piece I remember people being like why is there a Blues Brothers 2000 came just randomly

I remember people being like why is there a blues brothers 2000 came just randomly Jerry coke for two Nihon veto kagan veto is with the jam shit trio Doug for five I made shorts for free and still well, but veto has to actually post them We got shorts right here. What the fuck? Okay, M sandwich for two veto didn't write cyber frog Frank 12 for 999 Biggest problem is nerds taking offense if you say you don't like video games then trying to say everybody likes them it's for people with nothing better to do yeah i i just can't like if i spend time doing anything that's not like working around my family i feel just like i wasted the time

i get it Dean shock for two Vito gets around well on his Disneyland rascal. Nod Riley for two. RSK is for Grape Squad killer. Okay. Johnny Rico for five. Argg bring on the fog. Ye Scallywag. I thought he said 20 was for doing stuff. Yeah. These two dollars asking for five. I come buckets for two. I'd clip this show for a 30 second shout out weekly. He's lying. Antagonist for five. Boston Sucks.

That's the guy that freed the cat girl bailed her out big mistake And that was that was so terrible That was one of the that's like one of the few times like I had to like fast forward an episode I couldn't stand her so fucking bad. I think I still haven't listened to that. She should be on death row anyway Yeah, antagonist for five bosses sucks never go to Springfield and have a meetup at MGM. Springfield is a shit hole. Why do you want to go to Springfield? Jerry and Coke for 10.

We could do some in Northampton. Biggest problem in New England live show 100%. Doing a show in NoHo would be fun. We could rent the Iron Horse. Rocking a Casbah for two. Vito, how much thrift would it cost for me to be your boyfriend? I don't know.

The Deep Striker for five, Eric Jalai is in the black, Stan Lee, he's the black, Dave Meltzer. Davey, two dope for five, now that Trump's getting rid of all the illegals, that should free up a bunch of jobs for Crim. Get a job. Fad for 100 thubs. Tony, do more Christmas movies, best one has to be Fairy Tale Christmas and you haven't even done that one.

I don't know what the fuck that is. Lord Pepsi for five, go to the bondage ball at the Mayan in downtown LA tonight No a bunch of fat chicks. No we're good. At the Mayan no thank you I will be at the Mayan tonight Kyler for two get AVGN into the sector Tony please Yeah that'll fucking happen No he's already moving in there cuz of fucking what's-his-name, uh, because he was on the Game Awards. Oh, whatever. He's not joining the sector. We're slowly radicalizing James from, uh...

No, we are not. Mike Hunt for two, your first comic will never be as good as you want. I agree. JJ for five, Christmas Parade, and only sings Chris McHale's but replaces Santa with the N-word. That's funny. Frank's good. That would be good. Hallmark would buy that. Oh, a racist Christmas present. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Frank's 12-5, all good artists are quantity over quality

to become good from doing and constantly not obsessing. Cardinal Cardinal for five says, I love Tony as a guest. Oh, thanks. Lutka Steve for two says, Vito just released the dang book. I agree wholeheartedly. We got a couple more here. Carla Cardinal for five says, Tony's the worst guest we've ever had on the show.

No, he says I love Tony. DeepStrike for two. How many millions in a Brazilian? Quite a few. And theJerryandCoke for five. Thank you Tony for starting the Gemwar followed by the Vito Wars. I didn't mean for everything to start. Everything's fine. Sure you did, you liar.

Like whenever he started, I kept calling myself Isamheimer for a bit. Like, I didn't know the consequences of my actions. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo What's in the box? You know you want it! Vito's booty! Suck it on the scale or I'll smash it to shit! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty! Vito's booty!

Vito's booty! Fuck you! That's a Conan O'Brien Simpson joke. This is our thing. Only I am allowed to dance. You're not a real Simpsons fan Tommy from Act of Movies. You're right, when we go home, can we watch all the Simpsons on the PS2 display? Simpsons standing up like you're in a bar. What's it gonna be today?

Only I am allowed to dance. Vito, I've got something really good in here for you today. Fantastic, and I've been told we have a special camera set up in case it gets smashed. I've got a special camera set up. Well, here's the thing is Tony is a longtime fan of the show. Uh huh. He's a he's a well biggest problem. Big fan. Big big fan. As far as all of our fans go, I'd say he's the head of the fan club. And I have said that Tony, if I should pass on getting on the scale, perhaps our guest could be allowed to smash the item in Vito's booty.

You want to smash it? I would love to smash it. So out of, but here's the thing, here's the thing is Oh, you got more things? Tony's been so horrible to me that maybe I should deny it to him. Alright! Talking shit about my apartment. Who let you smash it if you get on the scale? Yeah, if you get on the scale, you can smash it. Well then Vito's gonna smash it I guess.

I'm gonna smash it, yeah, this is Tony's booty now. We should have done a third of this. I didn't lose enough weight to get on the scale. We should have done a separate Tony's booty now Separate Tony's booty I would say you know what why don't why don't we have a good old-fashioned smasheroo In honor of our good friend from town. I'm gonna let Tony do the honors okay. I think you're gonna regret I probably will is it more magic? I get the hammer Well, let's see what item would be best for smashing it It looks like it's not something I will regret

Guess what? It's clamp champ African-American Funko Over here, okay, I'm gonna smash it near the audio stuff Yeah, go for it. Oh my god. Okay. All right, why? Where did it go? You knocked his legs off. Oh, no the beer His legs are smushed off what a thrilling what a thrilling bit

His legs are smushed off what a thrilling what a thrilling bit Every time you guys smash him they just go flying you can't smash them. It's a pretty good smash. He actually got through the head Who's clamp champ? Wait let me see that. I didn't watch that. I didn't watch Masters of the universe. Who's clamp champ? Clamp champ's a He was in Peepees comic he molests little boys. Alright, well. He doesn't show him molesting any of them in the comics, so it's not child pornography. Alright.

He's in one of Pee Pee's comics. Pee Pee could be anybody. It has not- Dude, I've never seen one's head just splat like that. Wait, what's his real name? It's usually hard to destroy the head. Not Pee Pee, because that could be anybody. What is his real name? He's in his comic, he's a pedophile who makes child pornography, but the child pornography is not in the comic.

Completely lost, there it is. What a show. Guys, I want to remind you- What's Pepe's name? Someone tell me what Pepe's name is. To vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. You could put a mothers milk hat on him to replace it. Pepe's name is Peter Pernickel is who you're talking about.

Peter Pernickel. Peter Pernickel. Don't forget to vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. We have a bonus episode coming up at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Don't forget to check out Tony at youtube.com slash hack the movies. Check out our face-off episode.

I thought it was a good episode. And if you don't wanna see any child pornography, go look at Pee-Pee's Comics. Go dig into peepees comics Because there's no child pornography Peepees comics and am I winking under the eye patch or not? I don't know Guess what you walk the CP You walk the chili did I mean child porn or chili plank? Which one of these is current?

You gotta go to the other one. I didn't put it on the three-person one. If you go in Pepe's comic, you sail on Pepe's comic, you gotta watch, you gotta see the CP. What do I mean by that? Don't forget to go to hackamania.com and use promo promo code biggest to obtain tickets for the hack a mania comedy of hats the cuck plank You gotta look actually the plank is in peepees comics Tomorrow there may be a hack the movies meetup find out more at twitter.com slash hack the move I see all the CP in peepees comics comics what's one of his comics names I have no idea who this person is yeah we don't he's not a child pornographer I

can tell you that I can tell you that he makes he does little Lulu those are his comics. Little Lou, how little is she? Is she being raped in any of them? It's not Little Lulu. How do you spell Little Lulu? C-H-I-L-D Stop. No. Space? I'm joking. I'm just making a classic comic joke. Tony, can you say, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain pay no attention to the Attention to the man behind the curtain we're off do you think that guy really has child pornography please send the stream you fucking idiot Don't you think that's weird? What a show His name is peepee his name name is not peepee. His initials are peepee What do they stand for? I'm not getting into it. I have nothing to do with any of this And he's making comics that are not about child pornography But there's guys making child pornography in the books and you just don't see it what's going on what's not sure

Well, I think we all watch Ethan Van Skyver's Apology and understand what has happened. I watched it twice, and I thought, is he blinking in a way that says he's not? I don't think he's, no. That it is full of child pornography? I don't think that's what he's doing. I've sailed the seven seas, and I've never seen something

as weird as these. CPs from peepees You know if you're forced to read an apology could you do it in the pirate outfit It's my natural voice But I have a guy on speakerphone going perfect I love the judge to go well I mean he read the statement We can't tell him not to do it in a pirate cast. I'm saying there's no child pornography as far as I know I Don't think I don't think there's any he's advanced guy, or would it lie would he? By law he cannot yeah, so you could lie by law. Oh, we only got five out of the 50

Naked goals sorry those will build up for the next appearance next time cheap fucks you cheap child porn We could have had a naked Tony if I get in better shape I'll just do the whole video shirtless now. Yeah, dude. I want to know more about this I've got you know what I think well, maybe next episode we can peepee with the CP Okay, that's so we're gonna call it there. It's a book with child pornographers, but there's no child porn in the book Is that right? Do they say every character is not a child pornographer or there could be a child pornographer? Thank you everyone for coming by. I just want to know what I'm buying with me dollars If there is a book that has a child pornographer in it and it's not any- any litigious individual who is listening to this episode

I'll sue him first. I'll fucking sue anyone first. You don't fucking don't you don't ever don't you fucking threaten me Thanks for watching the show. Biggest problem. Tony from AfterMovies, thank you. If I draw child pornography in the book- Okay, we got it! We can stop saying my name. If I draw the child pornography in the book, if I say there's child pornography in the book, it's true.

The truth is a defense to defamation, isn't it? If I put child pornography in the book, I can say it's not defamation because there is child pornography in the book. I put it there. That's legal. I mean, that's a defense, isn't it? Isn't it, Tony?

Isn't it, Tony? Yes, that is a defense, I guess. I know there's child pornography in the book because I put it there. The opinions expressed I you know sign you do not represent the biggest problem in core or hack the movies Ownership of that IP They only represent

The thoughts and opinions of that certain individual look child porn right there. I just do it Please don't draw child porn on our show. I did it! Well, please tell us. And now I'm gonna put it in Pee-Pee's book. Please tell us. Look! See that? That's Mohammed. That's the prophet Mohammed fucking his wife. Tony's on screen for this and I'm not.

What's that? What? That's true, that's Islam. Is that? That's a historical document? Was it you guys are islamophobic? It was a different time It's in the it's in the book. Thank you for coming The show did peepee write the Quran? I'm gonna miss this episode I'm on Did Peepee write the Quran? Did Peepee write the Quran? Thank you everyone for being a part of this final episode Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Shut down or... Mohamed was flying a burrow, a donkey. What a show. Oh my god.

We'll be back next week with nothing, because that's it. With no child pornography. There was child pornography in this episode. It's just the end. There was child pornography in this episode. I apologize for that. Please don't say that on YouTube, because... There was no child I'll do like this guy there is no child saying child pornography

So much I really regretted you make my face Like the algorithm will punish a video for the transcript says child pornography multiple times. But we hate child pornography. I feel like this will push us down in the algorithm slightly. So make a fucking another clip out of it. Maybe we'll clip it. Let's clip the whole thing.

You know, back in like 2014, biggest problem was like the first podcast I got into. I'm like, oh, it'd be cool to be on that show one day. And now you are. I did not picture a pirate yelling about child pornography and the Koran. I hate it. Both of those. Alright, goodbye everyone. Goodbye, PP.

Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. Whoa! That didn't even come up! Jesus Christ, Tony. That's true! Obviously that's true. I'm just saying- Holy shit, buddy. Whoa that didn't even come up Jesus Christ Tony true I'm just saying there's chopper RV in this in his comic cuz I finally got the pirate off the top of the head

Fucking mouth What is wrong with you? I'm drawing gay pornography. No, okay. I'm just gonna hit this button that says stop streaming Thanks everybody for coming by Look at thatieners. You nailed it. Okay, thanks everybody, buh-bye! See you soon, wieners.