The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Biggest Problem 200

Episode Date: August 23, 2025

BAM! What you do there? I hear myself. Uh-oh, it's that button. No, I just have to turn the speakers off. Check, check, check. What, speakers like, you got speakers in your room? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like if the speakers are on,

then it's going to play through the speakers. I'm very orange. Yeah, you're orange. You got the correct mic thing this week? I think so. Does it sound not terrible? I don't know. Say something.

Uh, hello, check a one or two. No, it sounds fucked. It sounds fucked. Did it change my mic over? It always does. Every week. It's something you click. When you get loud, it's fucked. Trial. Oh, there's a trial thing, too. We've been wondering what that trial voice was. Trial. Trial. Trial. What's that?

Something. And now we hear nothing. Happy episode two. Test one, one, two. There we go. What's wrong with it? Is it okay? No, I don't think so. Say something loud. Tess, hey, whoa, hey. It's crunchier than normal. Is my gain turned up too high?

Gaines is the one that'll do it. Gain is the one. Well, I can turn down the gain on the thing. I don't know what that means. But I would start there. I would start. How about now? How's that?

Is that better? You're going to have to yell. That's probably way too. Every time we go to the same thing. You got to yell. Test 1-1-2. Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's probably better.

Yes. Yeah. Now we can look at that. My thing fell down, so maybe the knob got knocked around. I fell down? Oh, yeah, Trio Doug, every week, I know. It sounds better now, right? Well, because my thing fell over.

Just duct tape it to the desk, you know? Something. It's like, they don't make them heavy anymore. You used to get, like, a mixer, and it was like a big fucking thing. Yeah. And now it's this little floppy USB box that weighs like... They come with screws. You screw it down.

Yeah, but I don't know where to screw it. So I just have it sitting on a box. It's just sitting on a box. No, no, no, no. You screw it to the desk. Yeah, but what if I screw it to the desk and then I go, well, I don't really want. Then you move it. Then you move it and you screw it in a different place.

Uh-oh, now you're paused. Oh. How about now? Okay. How about now what? Vito's too low there saying. Vito up a little bit. Oh, you got it, boys. No, not you. You don't touch it. Okay. You don't fucking touch it. Okay. Uh, okay. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Maybe turn yourself down at a time. I'm at

a hundred, bro. I can't turn myself down or it's going to be mass panic, but I can turn Vito up. Why is somebody saying my beard doesn't look like shit? I have not trimmed of this at all. You're asking why they say it doesn't look bad? Somebody in the chat said my beard looks good. Is it just good when I just let it grow, like a psychopath, and I don't trim it at all? What are you going for? I'm to hide the fat is the only goal. Was it a magic beard? Yeah, well, hide some of the fat.

Not all, but some. What percent? At least 10 percent. You got an ozimic, and you got the beard going. Well, I've got to get back on the ozimic. I haven't been on the ozimic in a while. Okay, is it true? It is oppressively hot today.

My air conditioner is breaking. Oh, man. When you touch an air conditioner, it's not supposed to feel like the sun, right? Well, yeah. I mean, that's the... It should feel like the sun. Well, my other air conditioner stays cold, even on the back of it. This one, I go and I touch it, and I'm like, ah!

I think a motor's blown or something. So it's not... How old is it? It's probably like four years old. I got to get another one. But then I tried to get another one from Amazon because I got one in the bedroom. I got a new one and I like it. The one on the wall that we all saw in the tour, the walking tour of your apartment complex.

Sure, whatever. Yeah, the window one. Okay. And then I'm like, well, I really like that one. I want to get the same one. That's a problem is when you go to get the same one and it's just gone. Is that your problem? Because that's a fucking good problem.

That is a good problem. I think that is my problem. When you go, I just want one more of the same thing. because the thing I have works perfectly and I just want another one of that we don't make it anymore there's like a new model or like fucking the old

I'm like no no I want that one I used to have this thing this holder for my phone in the car and it was the best one ever because I had a big chunky phone with like a huge extra battery and it was the only one that ever worked and one of the springs broke off and I'm like I got to get another one where was it from

and I looked it up and it was Radio Shack and I went fuck God damn it The worst feeling is going to Amazon and going in your order is going back to like 2016 and saying this product has been discontinued

and you're like but all the new ones suck all the new ones are bad they're like detachable or something is weird with it yeah it sucks you found the perfect thing it fits perfectly into your life

and then you're like why didn't I buy a second one once I found out how perfect it was I should have bought five more I should just have five of that air conditioner in my garage whenever they break and just swap it out. That is exactly what you need to tell your therapist.

That thought right there. That I'm buying five air conditioners. Once I found something I like, I need to buy five of it. That's what you got to talk out with your shrink. There it is right there. I've been selling stuff. I sold a Pong machine today to a guy. Why did you have a Pong machine?

That's why I sold it? Because why the fuck did I have a Pong machine? It didn't work either. So there was no point in having it. So you didn't have a Pong machine. You had like a Pong-shaped art installation. It was a cool-looking thing. I mean, it was a cool-looking device, but I said, do I really need a broken Pong machine?

What was cool about it? It just, you know, it's like that 70s molded plastic with a little dial knobs or whatever. It was cool. It was like, I used it for set dressing once. Wait, you had a, you had the real stand-up one? No, no, no, no, no. Like, one you plug into the TV. Oh, okay.

It was like a Sears TV Pong. Just crap that you had around. Just crap that I had around. I got buckets of crap, but I've been selling it. Facebook Marketplace. Facebook Marketplace? Yeah. It works, man.

I sold it by old. Well, here's now I'm pissed because I had another air conditioner that I sold on Facebook Marketplace. And I'm like, fuck, I should have kept that one. God damn it, because I thought this was the better one. Why would you sell an air conditioner going into summer? Like heat wave sun? Because I got a new one so I could replace the old one.

And the old one was like a smaller one. Right. And I said, okay, I don't need that one anymore. But now I should have kept whatever. It's the whole fucking thing. What's the longest you've gone without buying something used? Like, that's not a, I can't even answer that question. Like a day?

Have you gone, has there been a day where you haven't bought something used? I go on, well, I've been cutting back. I was spending too much. And now I got to sell more. I got to get rid of some stuff. You got like a spreadsheet with all this stuff? That I buy? Yeah.

No, not, well, those stuff I buy to resell. I bought the Pong machine and then a couple years later you go and you go sold it for X. No, I don't track. I'll track. When I buy video games, I track what I pay for them because that is fun. In a spreadsheet?

There's a site called price charting where you can log your video game collection and you can put what you paid for everything and then it tracks the price over time. That's not, that sounds like it's telling you you're making money when you're not selling. That sounds to me like, that sounds to me like Marlboro points.

Like you're talking about It's helpful for when I like I'm making money when I smoke Because I'm making these points see Yeah Well now I can now I can look at my collection It says hey that thing's gone up And I go maybe I should fucking sell that thing

You know Yeah Yeah I'm trying I'll sell some stuff Let me see Happy episode 200 Everyone Happy episode 200

And And in a miracle A very big announcement Superkiller is now live as a special episode 200 bonus. What do you mean? Superkiller, you said you've been working on it. It was going to be out this week. I just assume that it's posted now.

Updates are sent out. It's out. Wait, what? Because you said Superkiller was going to be two weeks ago. You said it was going to be next week. And I thought, obviously, you're waiting for the big 200 to build it up. And you've, so you must have sent it out. Well, I said like it would probably.

be ready to go. Like, you know, it's a... You're joking, obviously. You've sent it out to everyone for the big 200 episode celebration. Look, here's the deal. Congratulations! There was a couple pages

where the coloring was... Should I just hit this button? I'm going to hit this button. Send. It's out. You're about to send an email to 2,140 subscribers. It's out. Okay.

I pressed a button. I don't know what that button does, but check your spam folder, because it'll probably end up there. Wait, is it out? I don't know. I pressed a button. What do you mean?

Is it really out? I pressed a button. I don't know what the button does. We'll see. God damn it. No, I'm waiting for it now. Well, are you a backer? Of course.

What are you talking about? I don't know that. I'm going to wait for the fucking email. I get the, well, I play the theme. Well, thank you for backing my project. It's a lot of backers coming. Biggest problem in the universe. It's so fucking hot.

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Uh yeah A big email is out Fuck Now I gotta Together in the zero hour I gotta wait for this email now I don't care about anything else I gotta I gotta give a big shout out to

Eric Weathers The world famous letterer Of Isom and others Who uh knocked it out of the Park. We were working all week getting things together. I sent him 16 pages of notes last night. This morning I wake up. On letters? Done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have lettering notes.

Yeah. And I woke up this morning. He's like, Doug did it. I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. This guy's a fucking workhorsey. Did you check if he actually did it or because maybe he's just like, you know, I just packaged it together. No, no, no, no. I went through it and then I caught a couple last minute errors. And even that, he, you see, he slid in there. He fixed it up. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so it's out? God damn it.

Come on. Well, it's a, I don't, is it in people's fucking, here's the thing. I sent a test email and it went to my spam inbox, so I'm worried that. You know, I know how spam works. I'm not retarded. Yeah, but I'm just saying. I'm waiting for the fucking email. What the fuck?

Well, I don't know how, I don't know how Mailchimp, it's MailChimp. So MailChimp. Well, let me make sure. What about Indie Go-go? They don't have an option to send private emails. You can only post public updates. What kind of stupid-ass system is that? I know, it's retarded.

Kickstarter lets you send private updates, but... Mailchimp? Yeah. Well, I don't want a Mailchimp email. Well, I don't... Let's see. So far, zero opens and zero clicks. Where the...

What's it called? What's it called? In... It's just going to say... Spam. Hold on. Did it send or not? What the fuck!

I mean, it'll be sent at least before the end of the episode That's not fast enough Well, I don't know how they cue it or what. It says it was sent It says preparing Starting Friday at 915 So I don't know what preparing

915 I don't know wait till 915 No, no, no no no I mean 615 for us Why do I have so much spam from the auto blow what the fuck is going on here I think because it's sending it to 2,000 people it probably puts it in some fucking don't do Eric July computer stuff to me

the 2,000 people is nothing well that's what I would think but it says preparing what is preparing mean prepared he's nuts preparing would mean it's getting ready to send it right if this is a fucking digital copy of Superkiller I'm gonna fucking lose

my fucking mind. Did you get an email? If this, if this is a digital copy of Superkiller, I'm going to fucking lose it. I'm going to fucking lose it. Well, I don't...

If there's a... Everyone, check your emails. It says status sending. Everyone check your emails. So it means it's being sent. Refresh. It says sending. Refresh. I don't know how... Everyone refresh.

Maybe mail-cham. has like a cue or something. What are you talking about? Okay, let's just move on. I don't know when it gets sent. I cannot move on. I thought it would send it immediately. I didn't know it was going to fucking cue.

Vito, veto, veto. Look at this. Look at this. Do you see this? I see this. Do you see this? Speaking of MailChimp. Look at...

Okay, hold on. Jesus Christ The email. I'm talking about emails that you don't want. Someone sent this to me and I don't want to see it. Great. Look at this. I thought this was a fake, but I looked at his page.

Eric July has said he posted a picture of him. Look, he's touching where Riley pissed. Eric July is touching the spot. He's touching the pee-p. He's touching the spot on Isam's grave

exactly where Riley pissed and put his little penis. Look at that. I don't know what Riley's penis looks like, even though previously people have tried to send me pictures of it for some reason. Because it's awesome. Why would you not want to see it? Fucking cool. I assume it is very large. So wait, they buried his uncle in the

next to Isam Max? They buried him facing with feet to head. So they buried, they buried Erichelai's uncle so that Ericholize uncle's penis is on Isom Nox's mouth. And Eric Jelai's uncle's mouth is on Isomnox's skeleton penis.

To save money and do good business. They buried him like that. That's a traditional African-American burial, right? Tip to tip. Purple flowers he's got here. Oh, that's appropriate. Isn't this great? So that's where really caught a coughing or a ghastly or something in Pokemon.

Is there any black person in Eric's life who didn't inspire Isom? Because it seems like every person, you know, yeah, well, that's the inspiration for Isom. Also, that was the inspiration for Isoom. Yeah. People are saying they are receiving an email from me right now. They are? What the fuck! Somebody says they got one.

Oh my God, I almost clicked over my email because I'm so excited. That would have been a fucking disaster. Dude, you need to get a, you know, you can have a separate Chrome sign in for when we're on this show. I have so many chrome sign-ins and they're all bad. They all are bad. What did you think about that? Isom visiting the grave of Isom-N-S-N-S-N-S-N-S. I'm sad that his uncle's dead.

But I don't understand if his uncle's dead, why is he going to his grandpa's grave? And he didn't show his uncle's grave. To sell comic books? He doesn't give a fuck about his uncle or anything like that. If he had left a copy of Isom at the grave, now that would have been. A signed C-G-C-9.8. My ancient great-grandfather who never met me. Here's a black guy who runs around.

and can't fly. The hell am I going to do with this? Would he get in fights with everybody and lose them, like over nothing? Is that what I saw him? He'd be complaining, you'd go, I've been dead 200 years, you didn't put no naked women in this fucking book?

This sucks. Guys, who's getting an email? Who's getting fucking emails? Who's getting emails? Somebody said they got an email. Who's getting emails? It doesn't, look, it's not. Who's getting emails?

There's no emails coming out. It's some people First of all We've got to find We've got to find The Eric's uncle's grave now Right Well we know where that is

And see what Pokemon are on it It's in the same It's in the same fucking yeah Okay Did I already play the theme song? Yes All right here is from last week Dude I'm just too pumped about

The Super Killer email Sure I believe Did you really send it? It says sending. If you are lying about this, I will delete the Patreon on air. And you can sue me, but I will delete it. I'll fucking delete it.

That would be a good goof as I'd go. If you're lying. I don't know what's wrong. And then I sent the email and it deleted the comics. So now we've got to make the whole thing over. Oh my God. I can't believe it. If you didn't send an email and you're saying that you did, Patreon deleted.

I would never do such a thing That's crazy I'm a no trickster I'm not getting any kind of feedback from people saying they got it Who somebody just said that guy's got his Tim Buckley says he's got his Tim you need to post proof

Post proof right now Post proof right now or or else Post proof Post proof right now Right the fuck now Somebody's saying it was in their spam I think because I gave it a title that was not descriptive

fucking little kids. I did, yeah, that's the title of the email. I said, hey, cool child porn in this link. Check it out. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. What's the title of it? What's the subject of it? It's just called a super killer digital version or something.

What the fuck? It's got a little yellow circle emoji. I don't want an even emoji. I put an emoji. what the fuck come on okay just okay okay okay what the hell's just doing in roblox number one things that can be handled without going in

number two IP theft stolen valor vigilantes number four Willie Dingus says nice little back and forth problems there yeah Willie Dingus says why is it not detective jerk off homes because that's a retarded fucking name that name sucks man the number of people

have felt the need to tell me that it At some point in the past, a comedian made a joke about a detective who's a pervert. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not saying it's like, somebody's like, you ripped off this key and Peele's, and I'm like, okay, Simpsons did it. I got it. I know. Everything's not really, though. I watched the, somebody sent me that, and I watched it.

I'm like, that's not really the same though. Yeah. Dude, somebody was trying to say, it's like the Dave Chappelle standup bit, the guy who he rapes, but he saves. And I'm like, how is that the same at all? Detective Gooner doesn't rape anyone. And they're like, well, because he's doing sex, but he's also. So a good guy, and I'm like, Jesus Christ. That's not what rape is.

Somebody sent me, they said Vito totally ripped off the detective gooner idea because when you jack off, it clears your mind. And I said, yeah. Did they actually say that? No, that's, I just made that up. Eric M says, I for one, am excited for Eric July's new character, blue shit. Get it? No.

Instead of blue shift. It's blue sheet. Yeah, I mean, I get that, but I don't know why you said, do you get it as in there was, like, another layer to it or something? Well, do you get what he means, like blue shit, like that? Sheet. Do you get it? Yeah, I mean, on the very barest level, sure. There's not like a lot going on there.

That sounds like somebody who doesn't get it. Shouldn't it be brown shit? That would be. That's, no. Too many layers? You don't get it. It's blue shit. Like that.

Okay. Shit. It's over my head. Hein Guest CSGO. Super Killer was first mentioned by Vito in episode 38. The 30th of April, 2022, and still has not released over three years later. Interesting. But maybe it has, Hein Guest.

Maybe it has. Well, it's an idea I've been kicking around for quite a while. Atticus Finch says, Meet Canyon's Gooner is nothing like Vito's idea. Also, Meet Canyon is one of the best talents on YouTube. yeah meat canyon is the uh is a good is a good he's a guy who can commit to the youtube thing man unlike whom unlike me man why can't you commit to the youtube thing because like i feel like that guy wakes up every morning he's like yeah let's make some

fucking youtube videos yeah yeah that's how much that's what everyone who makes money does every day they wake up you're like yeah let's move some trash man let's move some trash man let's some fucking stone, bro. Let's do it. I got to figure out how to get in that mindset. You just say those words, not sarcastically. Let's make some trash. Let's do it. No, you say, let's make some videos. You don't say, let's make some trash. Let's make some

videos. Not like that. You say, let's make some videos. Let's do it. Do it? No, I got, yeah, yeah, I do want to make some more videos. Do you see that guy who did basically your idea and it made like a ton of money off it? Somebody says the PDF's corrupted. Please tell me. That's not true. I am fucking deleting the... I am deleting the Patreon.

No, no, no, no. If this is a joke, if this is a joke and you've sent a corrupted PDF on purpose? You send your homework in, and you just send a bunch of garbled shit in a word doc, and you go, I don't know what happened. I would send my own asshole and say, now you've got child porn on your computer, so delete everything. Speaking of child porn on your computer, oh, I guess I'll save that for later in the episode. That might be another problem. What the fuck? Other people are getting it, so I don't know.

Just forward the link. Yeah, but they're liars. Where's Tim Buckley? Tim Buckley, I'm going to fucking kill you. Where's the proof? Tim Buckley? Bum Buckley? He says, I got mine.

Ha, ha, ha. And then he disappeared. Probably to read Superkiller. He's probably jacking off to it right now. You fuck, Tim. You fuck. No response. The back half of it just turned.

into a full-on-on-Footenari pornography, so the fans are going to have a real good time. Aaron Harver, it's almost half of all kids underage 16 that play Roblox. Absolutely insane numbers. Yeah, and it's just run by pedophiles. They're trying to add, like, dating to it and all kinds of sick stuff. Wait, they're trying to add dating to Roblox? They're trying to add, like, a dating app, because they, I think they realize that their users are growing, and they want to keep them as they grow up

but it's fucking weird and gross what they're trying to do. Oh, all of this is like really sick because you've trapped a bunch of kids in an ecosystem and you're not going to let them leave so you're going to have to come up with ways to channel their pubescent urges and they're fucking each other.

Like you don't want them to leave. Like Disney doesn't do that. They're not like, or maybe they tried to at some point but they're not like, hey, we need like a jack, like an orgy dome in Tomorrowland. That would be cool. because our customers are growing up, you know?

It is interesting though when you think about like these social games for kids that it's like well what do you do when the player base starts aging out? You get new kids.

And then you, well yeah I guess we're like you know. You're not a sick fuck a weird sick fuck about it. That's what you do. You ever go back

to your neopets account? Tim, the fucking Tim Buckley took a picture did you put it what? Whoa! Okay, okay. Don't,

Vito, look at the camera. Look at the camera. Don't look at anything. Look at the camera. Don't move your eyes. If you move your eyes, if you move your eyes. The monitor's right in front of the camera. Look straight at the camera.

Don't move your eyes, okay? Okay. True or false, did you include an emoji in the subject of the email you sent out? Yes, there's a yellow circle in the subject. And what, no. Was there an emoji in the subject line? Yeah. And what was the emoji?

A yellow. circle. No. Okay. This is fake. So he's lying. This is fake. He's faking. What was his emoji? A kissy face. I wish I'd done that. Maybe it changed it to a kissy face. It's photoshopped. Uh, uh, uh, Trio Doug, please kill him. Please kill Tim Buckley. Let me see here. Did I not pay for Mailchimp? Hold on here. You know what sucks about? Being not being able to get something that you had and was perfect is a lot of times it's like a younger you, so it was easier for you to use the thing. And it's even if you got the exact same thing, it wouldn't be the same, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. Did I fuck this up somehow? I mean, you had three years to figure it out, so I'm sure it wasn't you. Did nobody get the email? Deathfab says, Vito, pace yourself with Detective Gooner, leave the transformation for a later issue. work you weigh up to it when he faces his biggest foe make him a normal detective that way there's more room for stories he can be an ice agent in some stories but mix it up uh low it says next week veto i forgot about the button to press that publishes the comic i'll do it next week again that's what's happening right now lo ching chong says deep i can send a screenshot it says sending what does that

post the screen shot then post okay hold on i'll show you that well i don't know if i can show you the back end I don't want to see the back end I don't want you to see the back end either I'll take a screenshot Milchimp changed all their shit too so it's like different no it's not different it's the same it's different I think it's like they changed

it's different um Ching Chong says Deke is seething and coping that Vito's stock investments are working did you sell Pallantier uh yeah I sold too early, though. What do you mean? It's down

a shitload. Yeah, but I sold back at like 80. Oh, you're fine. Um, Walshingham. Here's a, here's a screenshot. Okay. Okay, see how it says preparing? This could be faked. This could obviously be fake. I literally just took the screen shot two second ago.

This could be 2,000 recipients of you yourself. This could just be different emails that you yourself have. I mean, the last time I did it, I just had to send it from, like, three different Gmail addresses because Gmail only lets you send to 500 emails at a time, which is retarded. Right, okay. So I guess if this doesn't work, I, God, this is so retarded. How do I, how did it not, can I send it again? Because you fucking cheeked out. I ain't sheeped out.

I didn't pay for this fucking shit, this mailchimp shit. You paid for dog shit then. Walshingham says, um, uh, uh, In 2024, the U.S. travel and tourism industry generated approximately $1.3 trillion in direct spending contributing to a total economic output of $2.9 trillion that includes both domestic and international visitors. Spending, specifically international visitors could blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Regarding, it's just a giant quote, Dick Matchedston, fuck tourists. Oh, okay. Let's see what you said here then. Yeah, fuck international tourists.

I'm clicking live expert help. Specifically, international visitors contribute. about $200 billion. Okay, so out of $3 trillion of tourism, $200 billion of that, less than 10% were international tourists. Yeah, fuck them. Sources suggest a projected loss of $12 billion.

So a projected loss of half of a 1%. bro you fucking stats loser fuck you sir listener of smeg using the voice of sonic is a reference to being able to steal IPs because sonic eats chili dogs yeah bottom of the map veto clean your camera looks foggy mike kelly does it look foggy it keeps getting fogged up it's just your light uh i think so yeah demo demographics trump tanking the economy actually does affect all of us because it will ultimately lower the quality of everything we currently take for granted. I don't know what's going on with the economy. I did see in the Discord I bought that open door stock and you went, Vito, bought that shit.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And today it's up like 50%. So, did you sell it? No. Oh. Well, then. I bought it at two bucks. It's like five bucks. Continue working on this. I need to log into your account. Logging in will allow me to help

troubleshoot. To grant me permission, correct your profile button click support toggle on okay some guy I'll miss beyond meat if it goes away I eat animal meats

but I enjoy Beyond as its own thing it's got a nice mushroom kind of texture and a flavor to it I do like mushrooms maybe I would like beyond meat he's talking about penises mushrooms kind of like crab versus imitation crab

one doesn't replace the other you spend a lot of time eating imitation crab but I enjoy them both separately okay Damien Cockrell I've re-subscribed You better give Vito shit tonight

I paid over 200 bucks Backing his fucking comic Well You're getting a PDF Delivered late Isn't that just as good? I don't know It remains to be seen

I got the Mailchimp support Chat open It remains to be seen If this was all a big scam The name of my Mailchimp guy is Moses Is that good or bad Ask him if that's his real name Ask him if he's Jewish

I'm not going to ask him Just ask him if he's Jewish Okay do you have a Voted up Yeah I do Hold on Let me find Vote up email mailing list

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That is the premise of the show For in the universe, what problems worst? Vote or I will kill your family. Wow. Vote on I will kill your family. Guys, welcome to vote it up. The exciting segment where we revisit past problems and put them in a new light dick. From episode 17, it's a problem I brought in because I bring in all the best pedophile-related problems.

This was the problem of pedophile symbol conspiracies. I believe that for some reason, just people are putting stuff on stuff so that, like, if another pedophile sees it, you guys can, like, you know, point at the thing, go, hey, what do you think about raping kids, huh? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel the same way. So, uh, here's, you're like, that's not our symbols. Those aren't our, I remember that episode. You're like, those aren't even our symbols. They don't even know the new ones. They don't even know the good ones.

I didn't mean to say that, cut that out of the episode. I remember that one. If you can share my screen real quick, a new controversy has emerged featuring former president Barack Obama. Petow. Who appeared on a Zoom call today with FBI identified pedophile symbols visible in the background. Yep. That's a petto ball. As you can see, this bowl has some fucking triangles on it.

And anytime you see a triangle, you know what kids are getting raped. Busted. It's very, it's very, it's very. problematic. During the call, he joined Texas House Democrats and their fight against what they called an insult on democracy. More pedophiles. Clearly just signaling to other Democrats. He said, let me make sure to put my pedophile bowl. Yeah. That's what they do. It's right on the open. Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about? That's how people do it. They like advertising for their home team. Don't you think that maybe just the idea of a triangle that spirals into a triangle is

like the most simple idea that a child could come up with. It's probably existed in ancient art across time. How many triangles do you see behind me? Zero. I don't know. Squares. Squares. A lot of squares.

Square. Square. Square. Now I'm worried I have trying. Sort of a cylinder like a cylinder. Another cylinder. The penis is a cylinder. Well.

Letters. Okay. What do you have behind you? Hats. Squares. Yeah, a bunch of the fucking squares, mostly. Mostly squares back here, I'd say. And what do you see behind the pedophile in cheese?

Triangles. You know, I really can't deny the logic. Once you, you know, once you start asking the questions, everything just starts to line up. I'm thinking it's a chunky. Yeah. It's a chunky. Well, guys, clearly we've cracked the code of the Obama. Why would he have that, though?

What's a reasonable explanation for that? What's a reasonable explanation for that? for Trump being in fucking Epstein's files. Like maybe we could talk about that instead of a fucking triangle wall. It's what about ism. I feel like one of those is a lot more concrete is a lot more concrete

evidence of misbehavior than a bowl. A ball with pedophile shit all over it. It's not pettingles. Look, if it was a bowl with two kids fucking, I would get it. Well, that's obvious, though. They're not going to do that. Like, people who wear Dodgers jerseys, it doesn't

say baseball on the shirt. It says the Dodgers and you're like oh yeah okay baseball yeah cool I got you I got you I'm down I'm into baseball too I do kind of want a sports jersey that just says the baseballers is the name of the team no one would wear that no one would wear that I would wear that I'd have a good time with that so you can't have like pedophiles on behind you

you got to have us like triangles so you're you're telling me that Barack Obama the FBI never said dude you got a bunch of pedophile shit behind you okay I don't think the FBI goes around telling the president, you got to get rid of your triangle bowl. I don't think that's high on their list of shit to do. Yeah, but they're going to say,

dude, you have to be careful. There's pedophile stuff on that bowl. Like, if it's an accident, okay, but just so you know. Also, it's a bowl, so anything could be inside the bowl. Yeah. Like children's foreskin or something. Who knows what's going on

here? I don't know. The point is that this is moronic. The president of the United States has tangible connections to a sex traffic But you're right There's a bowl with a triangle on it Let's retweet that So 16,000 times

You fucking idiots Maybe it's his Kenyan birth ball Maybe it's from he When he got raped as a kid And it's commemorative When he was raped for as an infant Because they do that in Kenya Yeah

I'm not I don't know about that I don't know what They do that To cure AIDS In Africa they I have her I do not

Yeah Because Mr. Beast Hasn't built them enough wells That's why Because all the rapists All the baby rapists in Kenya or wherever Obama's from

they get winded with all the rapes and they're like I gotta go to Mr. Beasts well and get a cool refreshing glass of beast water so I can go do more raping that's what Mr. Beast is doing that fucking prick well maybe he can stop the rapes next time maybe that could be the next thing

he focuses on other than the wells he should rape himself he's just hydrating the rapists it's giving them the stamina to continue raping But don't you think he is? Don't you think he is just hydrating rapists? I'm saying, you know, he didn't say these are no rapist wells.

He didn't say that. You can't do that in Africa. Everybody's fucking raping each other. I would just say that, you know. When in Rome, well, no, I don't think. I don't think when in Rome apprised to child rape. I don't think that's one of the usages of that phrase. The point of the saying is, the point of the saying is not that.

It's not, hey, what happens in Vegas, in Vegas. You murdered and raped 12 hookers. Wait, that Israeli guy did try to rape a kid and that stayed at that Well, that's what happens in Israel, stays in Israel. Yeah, they got another way. Actually, what happens outside of Israel stays in Israel. That's what

Israel said. Oh, what happens in Vegas? What happens in Vegas? Stay in Israel. Can you believe that? It's a, it's a good story. Mr. Beast. Hydrating rapists. Hydrating, it's Mr. Beast water. And they're victims.

Nah, the victims are dead, bro. Okay. In Africa, it's Mr. Beast, like McDonald's, and it's blank served, but it's rapists hydrated. And it keeps counting up, you know? It's saying, oh, somebody just reminded me to check on Moses and saying, he's saying, did you get an email from our compliance team? Ask him if he's Jewish. Sending suspended, acceptable use violation. What the fuck?

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Dick, from episode 48, the problem of swatting. We all hate that. when a, uh, people call the police and try to cause trouble for you. Well, popular internet personality, Mr. Medeker, who we all know is, uh, suffering, uh, from various health issues, was swatted this week, Dick. Are you aware of this? No. What, he's alive? Wait, you didn't know Mediker got swatted?

How did you miss this? Uh, you missed some good stuff. Because I have a fucking five week old. What do you mean? How did I miss this? Who cares about that shit? This is more important. This is Madderker getting swatted.

Again? You can see in this video I'm sharing here. Wait, he's alive? Is he okay? Yes. Well, yeah, I guess. Is he still smoking? Has he given up smoking?

Some sort of health issues. Yeah. I don't know if he's smoking. So this is outside the house. Talking to the cops. Really not that interesting, honestly. But the more interesting part is. Wait, wait, restart it and don't talk.

All right. Is everything okay? Yeah, no, you guys got, like, we got, like, a bunch of buttoning calls. Yeah. And so, like, two years ago, we got swatted. Yep. And so I think it's the same thing. It's the same group.

I do think that as well. Do you mind if we come inside and make sure that everything's okay? Yeah, so you guys got. Okay. That's how his wife sounds? Yeah, well, she's like Asian, right? It's like an Asian lady. She doesn't sound Asian.

She sounds like she's from Boston. I don't know fucking know. All I know is that Medicare. His wife was, like, Asian, like, fresh off the boat. I don't know if she sounded like a normal person. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. But his explanation was, I can't say for certain, which try hard was responsible for this.

They should have wheeled his house out there in his hospice bed. Or what? Come on. What do you? Don't that video sucks. I want to see Mediker wheeled out in a fucking iron lung or the writer of branded or whatever he's in. Come on. It says this evening numerous people were contacted

and stating a mass casualty event had happened and a police response was sent to my house due to ongoing Department of Justice and FBI Prosecutions I can only assume this is an attempt at witness slash victim intimidation related to the case. Oh shit. Oh, yeah. He's testifying against the Torswads people.

Is that what's happening? So they're trying to kill him. No, actually it was me. I did it because I saw an Indeastern. driving a semi near his house so I called it in say there's an Indian driving a semi truck

through a suburban neighborhood well there you go this evening he says my health is not great my silence has led some to believe I passed away so he's saying people whatever the point is that Ralph I think

somehow was being blamed for this so do you want to see Ralph's response no Okay, well then that's the problem I don't actually know what's happening He's alive though, okay, that's good He's alive, he was swatted So Superkiller came out before

Mr. Medeker died Well, it's supposed to If I could figure out You cut it fucking close What's Moses answered if he's Jewish yet He says you need to respond to this email Tell him to go fuck himself Tell him to eat shit

My email is not in a... Tell him to take his Yamika off and shove it up his ass. Say, I'm an American citizen. I don't have to take this shit from the likes of you living in Bangladesh. But spell it wrong. Spell it Bangladesh. Here's what I'm going to do is I'm going to... Tell him, don't ever talk to me like that again.

Let me speak to your supervisor. Say that. Select all 2,400 contacts export audience as a CSV file. Okay. So 500 of you right now are going to get an email containing a link Am I in that 500? I don't know. I'm just going to grab the first

I'm going to go 500 at a time and just switch between fucking Gmail accounts. Search for if I'm in that 500 before you send it. Do you want me to just send it to you first? No. I want you to look through... I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to grab 500 of them. I'm not going to look through the list. That's not a good show.

Guys, don't forget to vote it up. That was the problem of swatting. Okay. What a nightmare. Oh, fuck. Wait, I moved the song. Hold on. Good old Milchimp.

I could show you a site where you could vote on the proper love. Medeker's alive. That's what's important. He's alive. Not this. He's swatting. Last minute. Circumcision, French fries.

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Vote or a vote. I will kill your family. Beautiful, thank you. So you are the winner. Okay. Woke museums. Woke museums. Trump is, I don't know actually what's doing.

Yeah, obviously he's trying to save America. But shutting down funding for the woke museums, like the Smithsonian. Hopefully, like, messing them out big time. I just don't think the, the, I don't think that's something the, the, the, the, the president needs to worry about, you know? Why? I just, you know, at the top of the things I'm worried about the president doing, making sure the museums are not woke is, uh, not one of them. Okay, let me, okay, let me ask you this. You're, you're the last person that I would think that, that, that,

would that should deprioritize art me yes as someone who makes all of their money on art and someone who also has like an obsession with art in the medium of film or jokes or whatever like you you don't you you can barely have a conversation without talking about some form of art you are you're the last person to dismiss the influence of art in culture and society I'm not dismissing it. I'm just saying that... What's more important... What could be more important than art?

Food, water, shelter, probably. No. Really? Yeah, what do you mean? You think... You think shelter is more important than art? Art? I think the president should be more involved in giving homeless drug addicts all over the country.

Food and water and shelter than influencing... where art, which appeals to like everybody, art appeals to the whole world. America and its artistic works appeals to the entire world, influences the entire world. Our homeless people in America are totally worthless. Are you going to tell me the things that I've said are not true?

Our homeless are completely worthless. The people who are homeless in America are totally worthless people. I don't, you know, some people have just fallen on hard times, I would say. Would you rather have $40 or save a homeless person? Like their life?

Yeah. It depends on the homeless person, I guess. No, no, no, no. Any, a random, if I said I was going to give you $40 or you get nothing and a random homeless person gets food, water, and shelter. Which would you take? I would like to think I would

save the homeless person. I would like to... Okay, would you rather have $20 or I'll go give it to a homeless person? Oh, I'd rather have the $20. Okay, so what are you talking about? The homeless are not worthless. I'd, it's, you know, there might be like, like, what about that one homeless guy they found who's like, I had a good radio voice. And then he did a bunch of, like, drugs and fucked it up.

Yeah, I don't remember exactly what I have, and I don't think it ended perfectly. But, you know, he gave it the old college try. Yeah. Yeah. But we would be fine The reason he was popular Was the art of marketing That made him popular

Not his weird crack addict voice Okay So you want the president to do what exactly Have you been When's the last time you went to a museum It's been a while Yeah it's been a while I went to Lackma

I took my wife to Lackma before the baby Modern Art Museum in L.A. You know, modern art, like, there's a lot of good... He's trying to figure out in real-chimp stuff. There's a lot of... No, no, no, modern art.

Yeah. Andy Warhol, you know. A lot of stuff you recognize. Giant balloon dog, that kind of shit. But half the museum... I hate that shit. You like a giant balloon dog? Jeff Cootts?

Well, it's... Look, for what it is, it's remarkable. It's, like, striking. It's interesting. striking yeah I want to see what else like oh okay there's ever see that guy's fucking pop-eye statues yeah there's like a synthesis of manufacturing and art like you also hacks like the giant bean in Chicago

you have to have you have to have a proficiency in technical skill and a vision to create modern art you can't just it's not just acrylic on a canvas like anybody we've maxed out acrylic on a canvas now we're into manufacturing and manufacturing is the medium is the message the medium is part of the art.

But if you go to any kind of art museum now, modern, classical, whatever, half of it is just like retarded minority shit. And if you get... I mean, that's what you saw, Lackma? It's everywhere, dude. They're like taking down...

It's like, wow, here's a wonderful Gainesboro, and it says something about this period it was in. Here's what they were doing at the time. This is why it's important. It's just like, let's knock it down, and let's just find... Let's find somebody black. Who's got some black shit?

We can throw up on the wall. Amazing. Let me read you some of the art exhibits that we're at the Trump. That Trump's taking down here. Talking about race. Aspects and assumptions of whiteness, white culture in the United States. Are you fucking serious? Well, I mean, that's an important topic for a lot of people.

Stop being wealthy, pale, and male. The National Portrait Gallery of some shit. I mean, well, you know, you don't want people to, you know. Be pale and male? You need to, yeah, you need to, I mean, we need to recognize our privilege, right? That's important. You don't have any fucking privilege. What are you talking about we?

Well, you know, the what? The what? Uh-oh, he's gone. He's vanished. He vanished trying to do. He vanished trying to do. Oh, there you are. Okay, what were you saying?

Start over. Oh, I'm saying that, you know, traditionally these artistic spaces have been reserved for the white man. Shouldn't we, you know, move aside a little bit and, you know, just white men in general. You're not white. You're Italian. You know, we had our time. Now our time has passed us by. What do you mean reserved for white people?

Art. Well, I'm saying, you know, there's been, there's so much white art because we make so much great stuff. You know, sometimes you've got to, like, shake a stick. I'll be like, hey, why don't you guys check this out? This might be cool, too. Like this shit? Well, what am I? Let me see here.

This is what's in the, this is in the Smithsonian? Well, that's, you know, it's, uh, I thought there was a very white-looking Mexican escaping there. Well, yeah, Mexicans are half white, so I don't know what this Chinese, I don't know what short round is doing here. No, Mr. Jones. Got to get over the war, Mr. Jones. no more ice agents

hold on your potatoes here come ice right this doesn't belong this isn't art veto this isn't fucking art this isn't like a this isn't a contextual representation

of the zeitgeist this is just advertising this is a fucking political ad political ads are the worst are the worst form of mark of the worst form of advertising, which is the worst form of art, which

is the lowest, lowest IQ, ultra low denominator, dumbest venue of art, political ads. And this, art is now entirely political. It's not a, well,

look at this shit. Okay, but like, you know, there's like some George Floyd stuff in the museum, and I got to be honest, if you're going to talk about America, you've got to talk, about some George Floyd shit. We set half the country on fire because of that guy. Look at this. What is that? It's in the Smithsonian. No, it's not. What do you mean? It is. This infographic. That's like an infographic. That's not a...

It's a Smithsonian, dude. That's a piece of art. Yes. The National Museum of American Latino feature... Of the American Latino and it features animated Latinos and Latinos with disabilities. Well, that sounds hot. That could be fun. I could learn a lot from that. The disability that Latinos have is they can't shut their fucking mouth. Does it still sound hot? I don't know if that's what the problem is.

That's true. They all have it. It's like sickle cell for black people. Latinas can't shut their fucking mouth. The National Museum of the American Latino characterizes the Texas Revolution as a massive defense of slavery waged by white Anglo-Saxon settlers. I don't know about that.

Well, that's not, you know, entirely... Look at this fucking piece of shit. I don't know anything about it That's that's in there Wait what is This is this is Fauci Okay the national It's a stop motion drawing animation

That examines the career of Fauci That's all their That's all museums are now It's just like retarded political ads Up your ass Yeah And they've been doing it forever Look I just

What can you do man What are you gonna do Defund them and kill them them. Trump's going to walk through and just take out all the Mexican and black shit and all the Fauci shit. That's the whole thing. That's the whole place at this point. Yeah, we got to get rid of it.

Man, at Lachma, so there's like, there's like Baskia. You got to change the hiring. The people curating this stuff is the problem. Well, it's illegal to hire how, like, everyone wants to hire. Yeah. So, how are you going to do that? So what happened in Lachma? Um.

there's one room, there's one little room for good stuff for like modern art that's like actually, oh, like, oh, that was interesting. Oh, yeah, I could see how that's, that's like a statement on the times and, oh, I can see how that's like a, like a, like a, that makes sense. Like a contextually dependent, like, uh, statement. Like, okay, cool. But then the next room is just like, uh, there's an Antiamima hanging out, a plastic Antichima hanging out the wall. That sounds fun. It's like the entire wall. Plastic Antium I'm hanging out the wall. And then there's like a plaque explaining like blackness. I'm like, oh my God.

Did it talk about, you know, how black people are good at making pancakes? That's interesting. No, and I know that it wasn't, I know it wasn't being read on a speaker phone. So I know that it wasn't like, you know, accurate. I mean, but what do you want? You want, like here's the thing, you know, if you get regular art. Art, good art. Only good art

Whatever she's like a white guy Drew a bunch of colored squares It's all shit anyway It is not all shit It's good Sometimes it's good Somebody has something to say Okay but like you know

It's the greatest thing white people have created There's probably somebody out there Who goes look at those Mexicans In that fence I'm so inspired Like doesn't that have value or whatever No The people who think that Are lying and they don't have value

And their experience does not have value because it's dumb. And it should be destroyed. That's my problem. Woke museums. Thanks. Maybe I got to go. I was thinking about going to Lackmire or something.

Was there anything good? They have like classic stuff there too, right? Yeah, there's the Elvis things there. Like the mugshot thing is there. But then it's, you go in the wrong room and it's like, what am I? Did I go into a bad neighborhood here? Is this? I forgot to lock my car.

And it's just a bunch of like gay dudes walking around with their thumbs up a dog's ass. I'm like, oh my. look at this it's so fucking black in here shit this is turning me on did you ever see the episode of Louis where he goes to the museum with his a female friend no there's a big one of the exhibits is a big button I think it says don't press it or whatever she's like you should press it it presses it and it just yells the N word and everybody in the museum turns and looks at him and he's like it was the the button I'm like that you know what that's a pretty good piece that says a lot it's actually good art that would never be in a museum

well it would be a it would be like an explanation of that joke that would be in the museum that's true it's too clever it would be like hey did you see that louis episode where he pressed the button and said the n-word that's actually about white supremacy i think uh you know what i should be more culture the last museum i think i've actually the museum experience in la i remember the most is the uh psychiatry a industry of death museum you got to go to that one the scientology one Yeah, the Scientology Museum that convinces you that psychiatrists are working to destroy humanity and kill people. They are. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I agree.

Yeah. They go, the problem is they don't have like a lot of good primary sources where it's like, I remember that, you remember that chick from a wizard of Oz? Yeah, why isn't it just a trans museum? Psychiatrist killed her. Well, you know what? Yeah, they made the museum too early. Like, fuck! They should have waited.

It should just be a whole gallery of like guys cutting their dicks off. Like, wow, this is, this sucks. I don't want this. And the doctor told them it was going to be cool. Like little kids with their tits cut off. I wonder if they've updated it. I haven't been in years. They should add an exhibit of all the modern more.

No, they can't put that. If that was in Hollywood, it would be burned down. It would probably be, they'd probably get in trouble for that. Even the Scientologists can't get away with that. All right, here's my problem. I got a couple of them here. I'll just do this one because I feel like, send emails out?

I believe so. Did anybody get them? People are saying I got it. Okay, so people are getting emails. Yay. Where is it?

I don't know if I said it's yours yet. I haven't sent all the emails yet. We'll send them out. Fucking send it. I've been trying to. They go in order. You only had 200, 2,000 backers.

Yeah, it's four emails. That's a lot. That's a lot. I don't have that many email accounts. You don't have four email accounts? So I don't know which ones I'm logged into. Hold on. This is all a nightmare. Unbelievable.

All right, do your problem. Okay, hold on. I'm going to send one more batch of email. Okay, no, I'll do my problem. All right, I'll do my problem. All right, here's my problem. My problem is Destiny's penis. He needs to cut it off. It keeps getting him in trouble.

And it's clear he cannot be trusted to use it responsibly. This is gone beyond the realm of like, oh, that destiny, that rap scallion to, bro, can you just fucking stop? Yeah. For those of you who don't know this week, Destiny was already engaged in a variety of sexual. problems and lawsuits related to them. It turned out had been sexting with a 17 year old girl, which is

already bad. Yeah. And then it turned out that... Well, I don't know it's bad, but it is federally illegal. It's bad for him. It's bad... Were they in the same state?

I don't know, man. Were they in the same state? That's a sex crime. That's a sex crime. Okay, look, not only is he sexting a 17-year-old girl, but then he's talking to that fucking in that Willie Mack guy. Did you see this? He's going, ah, man, that 17-year-old girl is a crazy situation. He goes, I don't know what to do with this video I have of her naked that her boyfriend took. And Willie Mac goes, what do you have? And he goes, you know, a video of a 17-year-old

girl naked. And Willie Mac goes, I think you got to delete that. And he goes, no, I made a whole video about what you're supposed to do. What is he talking about? Why is he telling Willie Mac this? Why is he talking to Willie Mac about it? I'm like, don't talk to anybody about it. What are you talking? First of all, talk to me about it if you're going to talk to anybody about it. I mean, honestly, you should have talked to you because you would have told him, hey, don't tell anybody.

I delete it. Delete this. Don't ever mention anything about this again. Delete the video of the 17-year-old naked girl. Destiny again earlier is already facing. Wait, wait, why did he have a video? Why did he save the video? Because when he was sexting with the girl, I think she said, hey, my old boyfriend took a video of me, and she sent it to him. Oh, she entrapped him.

That's entrapment. Well, he's, I think he's trying to know she was 17, so that's entrapment. Right, right, right, right. She deserves to go to prison. She committed a sex crime against destiny. She said she was 18, but I think then after he found out she's 17, and you know you have a video of her naked, don't talk to your YouTube friends who make drama videos and go

I don't know what to do with this video of this naked 17 year old I don't have much sure what to do like that's me stop talking to anyone first of all just cut off your dick because it's just it's not doing you any favors you already made one kid and he's addicted to Hitler and hating you now which I don't even process his kid's a great word now or something about Hitler

he's like I don't know something about Hitler yeah he says a lot of things about Hitler so Hitler sucks I think you already made one member of the Hitler youth you don't need to make another one okay he took his kid to the Holocaust Museum you see that did he to try and to teach him a lesson or something I don't know why he took him I like that he gets on his soapbox he goes I gotta go into biggest problem to mediate for those guys but hold on first I got to figure out what to do with this child pornography

destiny we want to have you come in but my gosh guy what are you doing for can you just what do you mean we how how you don't want destiny to come on the show we love when destiny comes on he's great I don't know he's got a he's got a promise to not look at any child pornography while he's on the show

I know I hope he's got to whatever George Floyd handle that he can swear to George Floyd I just you know it's great though it won't even matter like nothing none of this matters well because he I mean it doesn't The lawsuits The revenge porn lawsuit he's facing

Is not good for him I mean even if he wins Isn't it Rose is the name of the girl Her name is Rose? I think it's Rose I mean That's a loss Or some shit

Yeah Yeah Rose? Who the fuck is that? There was a there's these And then there's cherry right There's cherry and rose All these girls are named after Fucking plants and shit

I can't I can't turn on Cherry. Cherry's good. I've talked to Cherry. I mean, I also, I never know who's still friends. What do you mean I've talked to Cherry? What do you like, Mr. fucking sex counselor? I don't know if I'm Mr. Sex Counselor, but she was kind of going.

She was like going through some sort of emotional crisis and I reached out. Now, you're talking about it? What the hell? What the hell is that? She didn't respond. this is why you can't talk to internet people because if anything goes wrong they're like I talked to with a mental health crisis

like what a fucking dick thing to say what a dick thing to bring up I mean like it's I don't know man there's a lot of shitty situations for a lot of people and I can't keep track of what's going on you kept track of that one though that you talk to... But I understand well she's upset I think

naturally upset is that apparently Desney like recorded them doing something sexual and then pass the audio around or something to her friends you know you feel bad for the girl It's not good. No, you got to get money. You got to get like $200,000 for that.

Who does? Cherry. She should get $200 bucks in damages? No, $200,000. $200,000. Jesus Christ. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Well, that's what I'm saying. You don't even not have sent an email, though. I mean, I'm saying that's like a price. And also he's going to have to pay $800,000. He's got $200,000. He's been defending Israel so hard since October 7th.

He's got money coming out every which way. Okay? Sure. He's going to write Netanyahu. Hey, can you give Cherry $200,000 or I'm not going to defend you murdering children anymore on the internet? Thanks a lot,

Netanyahu. Signed Destiny. I just... He'll be fine. I like Destiny. He didn't know she was... He didn't know she was... 12 or what were you saying she was? 13? No, she's 17.

She told him she was 18 You know I'm willing Look of course we know women are liars and cunts So I'm willing to say She probably lied about her age You know once you found out She's nine actually

The natural instinct is to go I should probably delete this video or not Hey Willie Mac Willie Mac popular Who cares though Destiny should just do whatever he wants Fuck everyone Who gives a fuck?

I think that's what he's been doing That's kind of been the problem Fuck your, fuck your, like, moralizing about whatever. Fuck you. Fuck Willie Mac. Willie Mac betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver. Yeah. I was, I will say that I was like, Willie Mac, this is some snake in the grass stuff.

All you do is you go, Destiny, I'm going to advise you. You got to delete that video. I'm not going to say anything to anybody. Instead, he immediately hops onto YouTube and he goes, Destiny's got child porn. Desny's got child porn. Yeah, yeah. YouTube guys will just, they're snakes, man. It's fucking hilarious.

What a fucking jerk. I'm like that's my best buddy Willie Mac. I'm sure I can talk to him. Oh, oh, I can get clicked here. I called the cops on him. I called the cops on him. He's got the child porn. He did say he called the cops. Yeah, he reported into the cops. Get the fuck out of here, man. I'm like, how does anyone exist in this space

where everyone's just waiting for you to do something so they can make a fucking YouTube video out of it? It's, uh, it's wild stuff. Anyway, I think Destiny chop the penis off. Not only would you get a lot of points with the left for doing so, but it would solve a lot of your problems

and I think you'd be a lot happier. But what's his problems though? He owes some women money? He's... That's called life, man. Look, if you live life, you owe bitches money. That's it. That's it. That's life. That's God did that to you, man. He's clearly horned up, okay? This is a

horny guy. He goes to suck a guy's dick and he goes, can you get a cell phone video this for me real quick, Ben? I want to watch it later. Before Destiny. This is Vinyasa Yoga Destiny now. He's a little too horned up. Okay. And here's the thing.

He has enough money. You know what we were talking about? You're so judgmental. Like, you don't know what it's like to be him. You're just sitting there judging from your horde of square toys. You're sitting there judging. I was talking about going to Thailand. And one of our viewers said, oh, I'm in Thailand right now.

I'm fucking lady boys up and down the coast. I'm like, all right. And he's having a time. Why does Destiny just take a sex toy? He is. His life is a sex tourism trip. Yeah, I know. Well, that's the problem is he's doing sex tourism with a bunch of internet creepoids. He got his dick sucked in the Holocaust Museum. He told me that. Destiny had texted me and said, I got my, I just got my dick sucked in the Holocaust Museum. By a schickson, no less. I could see him doing that. And then when he got called out for it, he'd go, what are you going to do? And he recorded it. He recorded it. He recorded it. He made her wear the shoes from the Holocaust. Memorial. He made her wear the holocaust shoes. Yeah, and he picked out tiny ones. He made her jerk her, he made her jerk him off with the Holocaust shoes. No, no, no, no. That's, DeVito. Don't say gross stuff like that.

Okay, I'm sorry. Too far. Yeah. Never forget. Come on. Come on. Anyway, I really, uh, we're all, we're all pulling for destiny. We should probably stop pulling himself as much as he is. And, uh, just, you know, why don't you, uh, why don't you just get some hookers? Like, Boogie, remember Boogie would get hookers all the time? That's the gayest part about Puggy. Is that he got hookers? Yeah, because come on, man. You got to lose some way.

Well, he didn't know. He didn't know he could eventually trick that fucking, that crazy girl into marrying him or whatever. I feel sorry for him. Well, yeah, because she's an angel of death. The poison oatmeal is coming soon. And she's going to take all his arcade one-ups. Boogie could do, Boogie needs a girl with, like, some meat on her bones, you know? Who knows how to cook, who could feed him.

She's got some ass If boogie had a girl With any amount of meat on her bones They would be physically impossible For them to have any sex I thought you're gonna say he would eat them He needs a no he needs a woman who can Fit into small crevices

Because otherwise there's no way to get her Close enough to his dick Boogie needs a woman That knows how to cook And he's got some ass And it's got some tits You know? Yeah

That's what he needs I think he should settle For whatever he can get at this point He shouldn't settle though. He's a big shot. It's not settling. I'm sure they're very much in love and they make stupid fucking lolcow videos and Boogie makes a dumb video pretending

he dropped the engagement ring in the river and Keemstar goes, oh, I can't believe you did it! And I go, who's watching this dog shit? So yeah, good for them. A woman that's like Keemstar, but with a wig on. Yeah. And Destiny

needs to cut off his penis before it's too late. Well. And Willie Mac needs to, come on, man. What a fucking traitor. I called the cops. I called the cops. Oh, my God.

I called the cops. What are the cops going to do? You're going to go check out at Destiny's Hard Drive. Maybe, we'll see. Yeah, Destiny should send the child porn to Willie Mac and then call the cops on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you should say actually Willie Mac. He's got the child porn on his Discord. Check it out.

I don't fucking know, man. Destiny, delete the video. Talk to your fucking lawyer. Don't talk. to Willie Mac about child porn. Who cares about any of it, though? Nothing. These guys can do crimes.

Like, that Israel guy, that Israel Mossad guy, tried to rape a little kid, and Israel sucked them out right out of Las Vegas back to Israel. If Destiny ever goes too far over the line, Netanyahu will just come in and suck him like a teleportation tube, like

Futurama, will come out of the sky. And it'll go da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And pull him right back to Israel. Do you think? Well, maybe you should get Israeli citizenship. That's why he's going to the Holocaust Museum. So if he needs to make a break for it. If you're not going to cut off your dick, cut off the tip of your dick, put on the little hat, and commit to Israel.

Because you're going to be a beloved citizen and protected by the Iron Dome. Biting off too much of your fingernails, my problem. You see this? Yeah. You see that little red spot? How'd you bite that deep? What are you doing? Because you're chewing off your fingernails, you know.

Yeah, but you don't go that deep. Well, but you don't know. But sometimes you don't know. I know. You don't always know. You're not the prognosticator of fingernails. Bro, I have never got, maybe like a million years ago, but now I'm very conservative if I'm biting. I'm not going, I'm not going to go.

Really? When's the last time you bit off too much of your fingernails? Look at these. Your fingernails are way too long. What are you talking about? Dude, I would chew, oh man, I would chew the shit off of those nails. Look at this, look at this. Oh, how do you leave that thing dangling there?

It's a dangler. I don't know, man. My finger nails are like stubs, like worn down to the... What do you do with your toenails? I chew them shits off too. No, you don't chew them off. Sure I do. What do you mean?

How? With my mouth, what do you mean how? You bring your mouth down to your mouth down to your... foot and you chew your toenails off. Yeah, when I'm done sucking my own dick, I chew off my fingernails. Townails. Actually, I had a rib removed so I can chew my own toenails. No, I had a rib removed from my dick, maybe. Um, yeah. I peel those off too. But you're a ripper. You rip them. Yeah, but the fingernails I was biting. And then it peep, it's the, because you're always trying to like, once you get it going, you're like,

oh, fuck, I fuck this up. Like, I'm in. Well, I've done that with like the clippers when I use the nail clippers I've gone too deep and I went ah that sucks the what what nail clippers like a hammer it's a tool that was invented to clip your fingernails evenly I've never heard of that I

bite on it it's very rare and then I get through and like a third of the way through I think I fucked it up it's going this one's getting bloody this one's a mess and you try to like negotiate it like a game of operation you know that game where you touch the size it's like do you remember that game

but that's like trying to get your fingernail off without hitting the blood and you can never like you can kind of do it oh man you should try to go in from the other side you're like all right well this one's fucked I'll try to set up a new family over here and you go try to get that off

you're like oh man you already fucked up one finger and then you're going to fuck up another one no you try to go from the other side you fuck up one side of the nail starts cutting into the blood so you say all right maybe I can fix the other side maybe somehow if I start ripping it from the other side and chew it off from the other side maybe it will be fixed somehow

and it never is I mean it could always be worse but it's like a it just stays forever it stays forever it's almost always happening everybody

everybody knows everybody knows what I'm talking about you ever gotten a manicure yeah one time when I was shooting a pilot for a after the Dr. Phil show I was shooting some retarded pilot for I don't understand women with the nails because, you know, you're already discussing how horrifying it is to just, you know, get it a little bit too short.

When the Chinese lady, I went with my girlfriend want, she's like, let's get a manicure. It'll be fun. And I was like, this isn't fun. This is horrifying. A little Chinese lady takes like a little knife and starts scraping away the skin, the here that's on top of the nail. And you're like, why? Why would I not want that little bit of skin there?

Like, oh, so the nail is shiny. And I'm like, I feel like this is completely unnecessary and sick. What the fuck is wrong with you women? They're cutting away the fucking, cutting away the skin, chopping down into the fucking thing. It was a, I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all. I'm sorry. They chop off the skin right here.

A little bit of skin. When you were with your what? My ex-girlfriend. Sorry. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry.

Did I get you all excited? Well, yeah. I haven't done that with my current girlfriend now. You guys are such fucking idiots. Shut up. Leave me alone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

With my what? Don't worry about it. It has nothing to do with you. I'm sorry. I go on dates, okay? That's now you said that would she be with women. How would she feel hearing about that? I go on dates.

And I like that everybody thinks I have only ever dated a trans person in like five years and said that you biological human woman, okay? Stop it. What is wrong with you people? My what? Look, it's not serious, okay? And I shouldn't even say girlfriend. It's like a fun fling, okay? We hang out, we have sex.

That's it. It's a good time. We get steak. In what order? We get the steak before the sex, yeah. Okay. All right. We go to that nice steakhouse.

That's my problem. That's a good problem. Cutting your fingernails too short. You got to watch that shit. Okay. Still no email. Here's super killer email. Okay, well, hold on.

Let me send a... This is so... is just so crazy. What's crazy? Trio Doug sent it. It's not mine though. I didn't get this email. Trio Doug. But you got an email. Someone forwarded me proof, but I didn't

get it. I didn't get it. Okay. Well, most people should have it now. There's like a hundred people who didn't get it yet. All right. I'm going to play, I'm going to play the voted up song and you send out the rest. Okay, I'm going to send out the rest. Because I don't want

this going like, you know, all night yeah I don't want this going all night this shit I understand did I use this email address yet no let's see

BCC oh hey mud I think my cat no no no cat shit send out the emails let's go I'm set hold on let's see I got a copy the link

here Okay How's everybody doing? No, no, no, no, no, you just concentrate on sending it Oh, why don't you fill time, then? I'm not filling time How's life? It's somber like a fucking church

Well, you send it What does that mean? Somber like a church It's like a church Not someone's not up there going like somebody vamp During the dead air of the church Okay, all right I just sent the last

No, I haven't there the last one. Pretty much, yeah. Okay. All right. My problem, dick, is guys who can't bang the U-turn. Okay, sometimes you're driving. Yeah.

And you go, ah, man, I'm going the wrong fucking way. Yeah, but you don't say like that though, do you? What do you mean? You're like, oh, I'm going the wrong way. Oh, Vishnu. Oh, Shiva. I'm going the wrong way. People might say like that.

I'm numshiva. I'm numshiva. I'm numshiva. Like that. Look, you're driving along. I'm going the wrong way. I'm just going to bang a quick you. And it's simple and it's easy.

Some people can't figure it out for some reason. Uh-huh. You know, like in front of my house. And what are their names? Parjit, Slim sham, Vindaloo. Chicken teakamas. Okay, it's hard to get it. They're shitting in the street, now they're driving.

I don't know, wait, hold on, I need to think about that one. They're driving an apartment. Now they're driving like shitting in the street. Okay, go ahead, sorry. Keep thinking it through. In front of my house, in order to get to my driveway, there's a, I pull into the bus stop, and then I bang a U. And whenever my buddy Dirk comes, he goes, I don't want to do that U. That's an illegal U.

And I go, yeah, it's illegal, but you just got to do it, you know, you got to be quick about it. Yeah. Some guys don't bang the U. successfully because they I guess have not trained to bang the U-turn? Yeah. Have you seen this, these guys? Yeah.

Is Dirk? What's his last name? Dirk. Is it Patele? Patelamachan. Is it Vajanawami-Swamy hum? I don't, look, all I'm saying is it's not that hard to make a U-turn. Does he call you Sarr? I don't understand.

Vito Sarr. Vito, I cannot make the U-turn. I cannot do. Vito, sorry, I did enjoy Superman. I did enjoy the Superman, Vito. I am a corn boy, Vito. Here's an image.

And this is what happens basically when I'm driving with Dirk because I go just make the U-turn. And then somehow, I don't know how this fucking happens. Making a U-turn across the highway and a guy crashes right in. Totally.

No reaction at all. No fucking reaction at all. Dead. Everyone dead. I probably should. shouldn't be laughing. Wait, no, don't show that. Don't show that. Get that. Ah, right. They're just driving.

I like, here's the thing, though. I'm watching this video. So for those guys who don't know, where did this happen? Florida, this guy pulled a U-turned across, like, three lanes of highway, and killed three people who crashed into the car. Yeah. And everyone's going, I hate these fucking guys. We've got to deal with these guys. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

My boy over here is just chilling. You didn't do nothing wrong. This guy probably could have banged the U successfully. He was driving with his feet on the dash. Kill him. No, this guy's driving. This guy's just playing fucking candy crush. He's having his feet on the dash.

That's... He's having fun. Death sentence. Feet on the dash. This guy's just playing some mind sweeper or whatever. I don't know why he's getting yelled at. Clearly, it's this guy's called. Well, he's probably getting a...

You click on the button and find shit. He's put in the iTunes gift card codes that he's collected. Yeah. Look, all I'm saying is, you got to learn how to bank. the U. You've got to be quick and efficient. You've got to look to make sure nobody else is coming. Yeah. And don't be a, but don't be afraid. Don't let this video of my dude, Pagit Patel, you know, he fucked it up, but that's because he didn't, he didn't commit. If you'd got a little bit faster, or maybe waited for a break in the traffic, or probably

tried to not do a U-turn across three lanes of highway. Or just stay home in India. Stay the fuck home. Or when he didn't pass the driver. test and got two of the 20 questions correct and they handed him a commercial driver's license anyway he probably should have said you know I don't think I deserve this I probably I'll I'll wait and I'll take the test again is what he could have said that would have been he's got to drive a truck right up Newsom's ass I was reading they're like they're like yeah he couldn't uh he didn't he couldn't write any of the fucking questions and he got all wrong he didn't recognize any road signs yeah he couldn't recognize any road

sign. They're like, well, let's just driving a truck. How hard could that be? It's not like he's going to need to do a U-turn in it. Cross. Yeah. Or anything. Or drive left or right. Anyway, I mean, I... There's so many people that need to be tried for murder and executed based off that one clip.

So many. Yeah. Probably 10,000 people. Anybody who can't bang the U-turn. I'm from Boston. I was in Boston. I was driving in Boston. You got to be an aggressive driver. There's a lot of weird horse roads. You'll be fucking Because, you know, it's all horse roads in Boston, right? They just, all the horse paths. So, yeah, you go, you look at a map of Boston, you go, who the, what city planner designed this cock-sucking city?

And you go, they just, wherever the horses went, they just paved over it. So all the streets are fucked. They just, it's all paved horse paths. Sounds pretty smart, though. No, it's not, because nothing's on a grid. You just, you'll go down like one street and end up on the other fucking side of town. You're like, I just went straight. What the fuck happened?

Why do you want a grid, though? Grids are stupid. They're boring. They're making a lot easier to find your way around, man. No, it's boring. When you're driving to Boston, a lot of the time, you're going to be pulling some illegal, we count them a Ui. You're banging a Ui.

You got to bang a Ui up here, or we're going to be stuck in Boston Common for the next 30 fucking days, buddy. And you bang a Ui. You say buddy like that, too? Yeah, you go, hey, buddy, come on. You got to bang a Ui here. Yeah. We got to get over the bridge to Cambridge, get ourselves a fucking falafel in

his soda. And, uh, you gotta do that, man. You gotta learn to bang the U. And, uh, you can't, you can't be like these gentlemen. Again, though, I think the fat one with the beard and the glasses and the hat, I feel like an affinity for him. I feel like he's being unfairly maligned. What was he doing? Does he react before the, before the, uh, the deaths happened? Does that guy do anything? What, the guy on the phone? Does he even bother to go like, hey, whoa, what are you doing? Like, what's the look on his face? I think his buddy goes, any, you think I should, uh, Should I do a thing across three lanes of traffic here? He goes, hey, I don't know, man.

I'm trying to order it. Let's see. Let's see. Can I slow it down a little bit? Let's see. Let's watch it at half speed. Okay. All right, here we go.

So he's already... He's just playing on his phone. He's already really fucking around. And it's not until the minivan, the family collides with the truck. The thing is, his reaction is not, oh my God. The car just hit us. It's, dude, I think you fucked up. Dude.

You're not supposed to do that. Wait, is his lanyard got him in a fucking, hold on. What? Look at the, you see the swinging lanyard? Yeah. It's got him and his little turban on it. Wait, what, really? Yeah, it's his ID.

Look. Wait, why's the guy got a gun? That's like a famous, that's a famous air freshener. Baba Jot. Oh, I don't know that at all. I thought that was like his ID. Oh, okay. Well, he's got a Bob a Jot fucking thing.

I didn't see that before. Yeah. There's just two guys. Here's the thing. They didn't take the U seriously. If you got two guys in a car and one of them's banging a U, the other guy needs to be there encouraging him,

going, you got this, bang that you. You're going to bang it so hard right now. Instead, he's fucking around. That's the one thing he didn't do was he was not a U-turn encouragement. He wasn't looking out, saying, I don't do the U. He's scamming somebody right now.

Don't use the you yet. We're not ready to do the you. And wabush. Ooh, he's also... Well, it didn't work out. Didn't work out. Didn't work out how you'd want to do. I can't believe this, man.

Are you guys going to, like, how, what kind of deporting do you guys want to do on your side? Give me a number. Give me a number. I'm also going to say, Indians, here's my advice. When you kill a bunch of people, work on a sad face. Work on a, we're going to, oh, man, I really goofed up. Not this sinister, dead-eyed terror of terror. He looked like you just mastermind of bombing.

Less Moeller-Rom. More, uh, sorry. Oh, look what I did here. More Gandhi. Isn't that interesting what I did? Yeah, you got to put on a, not a good luck. What are we talking about, deporting? What do you think?

What do you guys want to do? How many do you want to deport? How many who do I want to deport? Anyone who's not white? Yeah, I don't think that's going to work. But in your wildest dreams, what's the number you got? You're the Democrats, I'm the Republicans. What's the number you're looking for? How many millions of people?

Yeah, how many millions of people do you guys want to deport? Who am I speaking for here? All liberals. You're speaking for all liberals. Yeah. I don't know, man. A million. Let's get a million.

Nice, nice round number. One million. Oof. How many do we have? 55. Million. All right. Two million.

Nope. How about just don't give them commercial driver's licenses if they don't speak English and can't read the road signs? Yeah, but do you think that's reasonable? Like, do you think that's ever going to happen? Why do you think they're here? They're here to do exactly what just happened. They're not know the road signs. Yeah, they're here to be like human, like, chatbots that don't know a goddamn thing.

You know that, right? Like, that's the only reason they're here is to fuck up in exactly that way. I understand they're here for cheap, cheap labor. Yes, and it's cheaper to throw that guy in a truck and with his buddy. And they can subsist off of flat breads and slop. Yeah. Because they're a peasant. people. So how many do we have to do you have? I just, you know, I can get rid of them all. So 55 million?

Paint the fence black. What does that mean? That's what, uh, Trump's painting the border wall black because it'll be hot. Oh, that's awesome. Because right now the problem is the Mexicans, they, they just scamper over it. It's not hot. It's so cold. It's such a cold fence. Heat that shit up. And he said, we need a hot, hot fence. Hot fence. And that was when I went, he's got a point. Hot fence is better than cold fence. I can't argue with hot fence. So they run into it. That's cool.

Have fake ladders that, like, you know, detach when you get to the top and shit. Yeah. Make the whole thing a fucking obstacle course. Yeah. Have, like, things that pull their pants down when they get to the top, like the hands that reach out. Ooh. And then you just kind of round up the guys who don't got pants. I think hot fence is a hot fence, no pants.

That's the American way of life Get over that hot fence Hot fence Where the fuck is my email, Vito? Well, I got like a hundred more I got to figure out how to send. Oh, come on! Did you check your spam?

I know how to check email. Yes. Okay, hold on. Bro. Kids didn't get his yet. This is the worst fucking rollout that there has ever been. It is not the worst rollout. It's actually more exciting that over the course of the show,

more and more people are getting the fucking comic. That's exciting. It's not, though. It's like a, all right, here's the last batch. Getting at the same time would have been good. This is actually the last batch. Am I in it? I don't know.

Well, can you not read? There's 2,000 names on the thing. Bro, I'm going to be so fucking pissed if I did not get an update email. What order are the emails in? Are they an order of support or order of alphabet, the alphabet? They're in order of support. Okay, so I might be at the end from being at the beginning. I don't know.

All right, hold on. I'm sending this one. Let me see where you were on the list. Come on. Fucking send it. Control F it, right? Dick. It's probably my real name.

Okay. Dummy. It could be either one. I think you actually are in this last batch. Okay. You're in the last batch. Congratulations. So you should get it now.

And I sent it from the biggest problem email address just to prove that it's not associated with the show. Because I don't have any other email addresses. Okay. Okay. Let's see it. I'm gonna load up to Patreon so I can delete it if I don't get it in five minutes Everyone is getting the fucking comic. I'm not joking when I say something. I have to do it or else People will doubt my word

Okay, I'd also mention that if you did not get it because you didn't back it I have temporarily reopened the campaign for one week for more money, which it will If people want to get the comic, I have people who still want to get the comic I have people who still want to get the comic Okay, I know you don't want it Other people want it I obviously want it because I paid right away And I'm in the final group So congratulations

Don't you slow your fucking roll How do you delete Patreon? Does anyone know? You got to email him Uh In Spam Anyway I'm looking forward to

All the good faith critique from my peers. Yeah, I started arguing right now. Good idea. I'm not arguing. Who's that aimed at? I don't know. Everybody. There's a lot of people

who hate my fucking guts. Who do you think are your peers? Eric July, of course, is among my colleagues. Yeah, that's true. Yellow flash. Yeah, true also. Yeah. I'm going to have, I'm sure Matt Barr with his head wound will weigh in on a Nah, that guy's too weird.

How I've destroyed comics gate with my horrendous nonsense. That guy's too weird, man. He's not your peer. He's not anyone's peer. He's fucking weird. That Dan Fragga guy that taught his kids how to suck a dick. Is he your peer? I don't... I don't know. Well, he's my peer because his comic book is... I didn't realize this. Do you know how late his comic book is?

No. I got to say, one of the best things about having a late indie comic is you get to look at everybody else who has a late indie comic and go, well, at least I'm not that fucker. No, that's not a good way to live. Well, because he taught his kids how to,

he taught his kids how to suck a dick. How to give a blowjohns. You don't want to compare yourself to that? His comic was due in January of 2021. That's pretty bad. That's not the worst thing he's done, though. I know I fucked up, but I'm like,

isn't this guy like know how to make comics? Because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. January 20201 for Dan Fregg is, A black flag. Come on. What the fuck? I just don't know how that guy can argue with anybody.

Did you click send? I sit send, yeah. God. It takes time. Hold on. Sent emails. Check it. I'm checking it.

It doesn't take time to send an email. Let's see. Did you fucking send it or not? I thought I'm trying to take a, Control F it. Fuck this. I'm logging into the biggest problem, and I'm going to see for myself.

It says I said, look, I just saw your name. I think I just saw your name. Oh, no, that's a different Herrera. Excuse me? I mean, that's a different match. God damn it. Let's see.

Oh, mint salad got it. She'll have fun with that. I'm not in this one either What the fuck? You should be... No, you are in this... Okay, I saw that other guy you're talking about. I mean, just forward it to yourself at this point.

No, I'm not going to just forward it. I want the email like I'm a backer. All right, I'm going to forward it. No, find it the normal way. Okay, hold on. Give me one second. Yes, okay, I found myself. I control F did.

Okay. Okay. So are you, so did you get it or not? Not yet. Okay. What the fuck? What sucks about this not being a mailing list? People can now email me back, and the first email I got back is laughing my ass off,

finish the comic, Cavito. Yeah, I know. Way to go, shithead. Way to go, Effler. Uh, yeah, you can make the fries any color you want. Okay, read Super Chats. This is totally outrageous. What are our problems?

Having to buy something you already... Having to buy a replacement something. Uh, fucking up the launch. Uh, Indians, truck driving. Destiny's dick. Destiny's dick. Uh, woke museums. And, uh, banging a...

Banging a guys who can't bang the is. Can't bang the U-turn and biting your fingernails too far. Biting your fingernails raw. Biting your fingernails raw. Okay. Read the Super Chats. I'm going to read the Super Chats. And I need to get a new air conditioner for next week because I'm fucked.

Go do it. All right, here we go. Yeah, I know, but I want the good one. Like, you ever get a shitty air conditioner? I get an air conditioner that, like, blows cold for like five. I have the worst air conditioning on the fucking planet. I have those stupid wall units, like, from Europe. They're fucking horrible.

I didn't want to talk about it. And then they always got those swamp coolers, but they're apparently terrible. All right, from last episode, the source of so much needless drama, comic artist Pro Secrets for Five says, Dick, Vito sent me Super Killer. I told him I'd review it. on biggest problem and he said no because he's afraid I'll bash it. Bad faith veto. That

is not what happened. I am actually going to call Ethan Van Schuyver. Wait, wait, what are you talking about from the last episode? What do you talking about? On the last episode, we missed a super chat. Not we. We didn't miss shit. What are you talking about? We. We both read

the super chats. You look at the same super chats I do. If a super check it's missed. Why are you starting this lying? Why are you leading with a lot? Why is it a lie? You read superchats as well. First of all, I'm not reading weird out-of-order super chats from last week and saying that we missed them. So why are you reading this?

I'm reading one we missed from last week. What do you mean? Why are you reading one we missed from last week? Ethan is claiming that he said he reviewed on biggest problem, and I told him no, because I'm afraid he'll bash it. That is not what happened. I uh... Okay, I've loaded up the Super Chats I see it now.

Dick, Vito sent me Superkiller and I told him I'd review it on. And, uh, talk about Superkiller because I sent him an earlier copy and I said to him, I think it would be good if you wait for me to put out the digital and then we could have you come on. And then unrelated to that, I said, I'm worried you're going to hate it.

But I didn't say... Wait, why did you say I'm worried you're going to hate it? Well, because, yeah, I'm worried about feedback from an industry professional. But why'd you say that to him? Isn't that kind of like manipulative and clingy? I am just being honest. That's a bad, that's a really bad thing to be, honest. Well, it's me telling him his feedback matters to me.

But it's not. It's you saying I'm worried. It's you like, it's you like gilting him into not being hard on the comic, isn't it? I, I, you know what? Here's my dick, I'm worried that you're going to hate it. You guys think, honey, here's my dick, I'm worried that you're going to hate it. You guys are always assuming that I'm running some sort of emotional scam. Yeah, you're like a manipulative person.

I just said, hey, I'm genuine, I'm a little nervous. You're not going to like it, but I hope you, you know, I hope he likes it. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not playing head. Oh, I got to guilt him into liking it. Yeah, but then you didn't read the super chat. Why don't you read the super chat? Oh, my God.

It's literally the last super chat from the episode. We missed it because he sent it. Because you sent it at the zero hour. No, you always refresh for more money. Like, you're like Mr. Money, but... I think I did refresh, and he put it after the refresh, probably. It's the last super chat that came in. One in a million.

One in a million shot. Why not send it earlier? You got plenty of time to send it, okay? Hey, money's not a single... Money's good money. Money's money. Well, thank you for the $5, and I hope you guys like the comic. It seems like you're kind of pre-arguing with him, though.

I'm not arguing with him about what? About his feedback. It seems like you're kind of salty earth with his feedback, like, already. How? By saying all this, like, manipulative stuff, like, I really, it's going to really hurt me if I... I didn't say that. I didn't say that. All this shit.

I said, I'm worried. And you're like, I think it'll be better if we had you come out. Like, he's doing you a favor by reviewing it, and you're, like, trying to control his review. Well, I thought everybody should see it. All right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna read DMs, let me see. Oh, because he's, because you have to, because he's gonna release them, right? Yeah, you probably will.

He will. I just want to say, all right, here, here, here, here, here, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I got it. I got it. Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my God. Yeah. I hope you enjoy it, and it says access file?

What the fuck? Wait a minute, is this a virus? Well, originally it was cuter because it was like included in a Mailchimp thing that had like a graphic, but now it doesn't have that anymore, whatever. Oh, is this real? Is this going to be gay porn? It's download. It's all gay porn. It's a virus?

I should have put gay porn. Actually, now that I think about it, I should put gay porn in that folder just because it's funny, but I wonder if I could get trouble for doing that. Well, just next to it because I can put something else in the folder. Here's what I said to Ethan. I said, you see. It loads! It loads! Okay, it's great. Congratulations.

Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh, look, it was, yeah. What do you mean, it's coming out, okay? Oh! Yeah. Because everybody has been saying like, oh, it's a scam and it doesn't exist and it's not real and I'm like, guys, I'm like, I'm like, I'm obviously going to make it.

No, it wasn't real. Okay. You know what? It's actually pretty good. You can never give us anything. Eric Weathers did an excellent job lettering it. Obviously, Ketter Lobo's art, and I drove nuts with revisions, but he got it done. I'll say this.

Literally, you know, I uploaded the, I got the pages back this morning, so if you guys find any spelling errors or grammar errors you'll win a prize and the prize is my thanks oh you know who you really have to thank all the people who gave you money that you were that you were that you took for granted

but that made this come to life for you and it was really hard for you to do and you were and you you weren't prepared or skilled enough to do it, but you did it anyway, and it's all thanks to them, right? They're the real MVP's.

They did it. I am the conduit for their grace, and I am eternally grateful to them, thank you. Wow. And it looks pretty good. You can see the fries on page 12, I think, are the right color now. Is the mouth a little big on this page?

You shut up with this fucking mouth thing. Isn't the... But look. I like... Don't you think that's a little big? No, I don't think it's too big. Look at a happy little robot. Look at that happy little robot.

I see that, but don't you think the mouth, like this mouth is a little... Not big enough. It looks a little big. I want to live inside that mouth. I want to go, I want a big mouth. Where's his thumb? Also, this will be the first time... Where's Super Killer's thumb?

It's behind the fingers, man. How? How? How? What do you mean? How? How's his thumb? Shut up. It's some ripaversa.

It's fucking, it's behind the hand. It's like here. How do you make that, though? Like this? I'm literally doing it right now. You're doing the same thing. Like this? You can see my thumb, though.

Oh, so this will be the first time. You can see my thumb. You can see my thumb, right? Okay. You're not wearing gloves, though. He's wearing gloves. If I wore gloves, you could not see... If you wore gloves, it would bulk up the fingers.

It would bulk up the fingers a little more. Where the fuck is his thumb? I'm just asking you as the artist, as the writer. He has a ghost thumb that he can detach at well. He can use it as a grenade. So he's taking it off here so he could fight with it. Huh. Where's his wiener?

Well, that's going to be a story for another. day. Look, it's smooth. He doesn't have a big fucking dick bulge, man. He's a... He's turtling.

He's turtling. He's turtling. Is he a robot? He's turtling right now. Can I make this bigger? It's just the cover. How long you just spend to look at that fucking cover? It's a cover.

You've seen the cover. I like to... I paid for art. I've been waiting for it for a long time. I want to, like, take in every part of it. Yeah. People are proposing a coloring contest. You know what? Have fun with it, man. Give him like a penis. Everybody who's coloring this, give him like a wiener. Not, don't go crazy. Just give him like a normal, give a normal penis like the kind of you're familiar with you as a man. Give him a normal penis. A normal penis. Sizeed penis. Not nothing crazy. Show some of the lettering. Show some of the pages real quick.

You're just going to keep looking at his fucking mouth. Well, it's just like a little big. Don't you think? I like the big mouth. I like it. Now we just got to get it printed. The discovery of the multiverse was a moment of scientific ecstasy for our predecessors. You don't got to read the fucking flavor text, man.

You wrote it. I'm trying to enjoy it. Great heroes. Is this how you read? Comics? Leaders. It's just background shit. It's not like... What do you mean? Just background shit?

You wrote it. Oh my God. It's a whole page of fucking text. Yeah, that's called a book, Jackass. What do you mean? It's a whole page of text. Leaders from across the parallel worlds. All united in pursuit of a single purpose. The advancement and evolution of mankind. However, like so many empires,

for them. Let's just read the whole comic. Why not? The lofty ambition quickly crumbled in the... Superkiller? Why don't you zoom out? Well... Okay. In the Superkiller. In the Superkiller. That's right. Oh, okay, there's more words.

In the drawing from the same... Stop reading the fun. It's just background flavor text. It's not necessary to read it. Yeah, but it's clues. what's happening. You can read it later. If the spawning of new universes was allowed to continue without limit, the entire system would surely

collapse. Okay, so you understand immigration in your comic. I do understand that, yes. It's all about immigration. The whole thing's immigration. After, did you like Superman the movie? Yeah, the more I like it. I didn't love it. It was great, man. That was a good movie.

Really? You liked it that much? Yeah Did you watch the Peacekeeper TV or Peacemaker TV show? I tried but it's just, it's too much. Did you see they changed the final scene to have the justice gang

instead of the old DC heroes? No. I don't know about that. So they took out fucking Aquaman in the Flash and they just put in fucking Guy Gardner and Hot Girl. That's pretty cool. After an eternity of war and the death...

This is just flavor. This sounds like gobbler. Town or Ork Town. Did you see that book? It's Galblentown. It's Ork City. This is all Ork City. I paid $25 for this shit. What are you talking about? You paid $25 for Ork City. I paid $25 for this cowboy B-Bbop rip-off shit.

Cowboy Bebop rip-off. Yeah, because it's like, that's what they say on there, would surely collapse. It's just a title page. It's a clever title page, okay? I had to write some filler text to be on the title page. what your your boss of you made you write this yes the boss of me made me do it our benefactors emerged victorious now they would have handed us the noble task of keeping the multiverse stable by purging unwanted worlds hell yeah this is nick foentes versus the world unfortunately it's not nick fuentes those worlds that's what you're

talking about unfortunately those worlds will not go quietly because they're always on their speakerphone talking to the theater threat to multiversal stability wow so you're like you're really doing like purification of the universes there's some themes so-called nexus

and titties are the primary protectors of it's fucking censored man shit yeah it's like it's like a redacted document it's like a multiversal reformation agents

MRIs like eating like men's rights activists are our frontline troops in the battle for the future of the multiverse each has been granted special powers and or weaponry capable of eradicating chosen individuals necessary for ensuring the collapse of each

target grid they are also given access to a something standard issue regenerative core device and an Artemis mission information unit. What does Artemis stand for? Artificial electronic mission information

system. A retarded robot that eats... It's not a retarded robot. Retarded robot that eats men's semen. Yeah. It's a semen eating robot. That's what's most important. Well, I didn't fucking make the thing.

You're not supposed to read it. Like, it zoomed in. It's like supposed to be a title page. Like, it's one page. What do you mean I'm not supposed to read words in the comic I bought? I mean, you can read them later. Well, put it at the end then. Why don't you show the comic and not the title page?

Because you did this part. You did the writing part. Because it has to have a title page. Because, yeah, I did the writing. What do you mean? I'm not supposed to read the... I'm not supposed to read the... Okay, where am I supposed to start reading words?

under a standard contract with defined rewards like blockbuster however we find that many agents redacted talking about raping kids under here period of time Sam King aka super killer

I think A.K.A. is supposed to be capitalized well I can change that Eric Weather's fucked up. He's supposed to have corrected that. It should be a.k.a. He had nothing to do with this. Also known as, it's not ACCA. It's not ACA superkiller.

It's AKA. Thank you for the feedback. Like NASA. I'm glad that I'm glad that you had to proof rate it. Have you ever seen NASA all lowercase? Thank you for proofreading. No. You've never seen that.

Uh-oh, somebody apparently found an error, so I'm going to have to fix that. has been a welcome surprise to our agency. Fuck, now it's all bleeped out. I can't read everything. Right, you're not really supposed to be able to read all of it. Triggers a coining N-word cascade, effectively removing, what the fuck? Now, it's really getting interesting. It has quite obviously taken a psychological toll on Sam, though he continues to, fuck, it's good stuff under there.

seems to have developed a rudimentary personality and not a very professional one. Let's, oh shit, that big fucker is going to fuck us to death. At some point, we may need to recall this unit. Oh, so the Artemis thing is fucked up. Maintenance. It has some problems, yeah. However, so long as the super killer

continues to deliver results, we're unlikely to interfere. Was a typical college dropout turned waitress before our agent's super killer stumbled. That's too bleeped out for me to read. All right. Some of this might need to be changed.

I threw this together today, so. The comic? But hey. No, that title page, I had to get that text together. What the hell is this? It's two girls posing in front of a statute. are they like in a relationship you know what

I think I let the reader figure that out for themselves where's the super chads let's go you finally see one frame of the comic and you go I have to digest the information

I don't give a shit about the rest of this where are the superchats it's an excellent question uh Coup for 20 thank you for not killing yourselves LJ Clauberino for two thank you for not giving life lemons dicks in my ass

Stu K for 2 When Light gives you lemons You eat them Chewbach's Kingdom for two Come Fard pop Poe up as Cool Schizophrenia for 5

Is Vito going to Superkiller expectations Or will he have to Superkill himself Out of shame Find out on tonight's After Problem Find out

Prisoners for 5 I refuse to believe Vito could go four days No Twitter without Minecrafting himself Here's $5 Dick Thank you

Everybody thought I was dead Boss Hog For 279 Canadian Says money Thank you Is that a Quink sell for two. RIP, King Cobra. Long live, the biggest problem. Did you see

that guy died? Yeah, I'm glad that guy's dead. I didn't know that guy. And then I tried to watch some of his videos. I'm like, so he just drank all the time? All right. Stu K for five. Destiny admitting to having CP on his computer before Vito and Mr. Girl

was not expected another win for the toe. I'm not calling that a win. I did see that Mr. Girl continues his crusade against Destiny. He really thinks I think Destiny just needs to cut his dick off. Mr. Girl really thinks Destiny's like a maniacal villain. Destiny needs to find...

What's the age of consent for Florida? Let me see. No. You don't need to ever... Don't type that in on this channel. Oh, 18? Destiny needs to move to a 16 state and fuck a 16-year-old in that state.

That would be hilarious. Yeah, that would be a good... That would be a good one. That would really show the haters. Yeah, fuck it, man. Be awesome. If you're going to be awesome, if you're going to be awesome, be awesome, you know. Frogwatching for two.

Vito, are you excited for Dick and EBS's review? I don't know anything about that. Renoxus, good luck with it, I guess. I hope you like it. Renoxus for two. Come fart, poop ass. Cool, thanks. Bobby Turcolino for five.

We like comics. We like jokes. We don't like not comics. We don't like not jokes Uh Cheez in my pockets Velvita for five Nick Fuentes is now Sam Hyde

Abandon Ship on Trump Guess they're both unfunny now How do you feel about that dick Trump is president So who gives a fuck Who supports him? We already won

He can't run again The Who do you want to be president after him? Uh I don't know I hate Vance So I mean, Vance would be the frontrunner, I'm sure.

Yeah, he'll probably win. And then it's going to be like... Trump would endorse Vance, I assume. Yeah, or he'll be dead. Who knows? It'll just be like Pallentier and Infinity Indians. I mean... I thought you all...

I thought, don't you guys... Is Trump going to stop the Indians or no? Maybe. But if Vance gets in, it's... It's Palantier and Infinity Indians. We'll see. I'm surprised you didn't say... Fuentes for president. He's your guy.

Well, what's like a reasonable, that's like retarded? What's a reasonable person be president? A reasonable person? Whoever kicks out the most people. That's who I want to be president. Who's ever like vowing to kick out people from the U.S. I can see the Republicans trying to put a woman in there. No. No women.

Absolutely not. No women. None. Herb tire for two. Grand reveal of a two year year late PDF. Yes. Mike Hunt for two and God gives you lemons. Find A new God. Classic. Cardinal Bird for two. Come fart. pass. Ding-dong Fugas for 10 Canadian.

Last night, Superkiller went all across the world to all the good boys and girls' homes and Superkilled a copy of Superkiller number one underneath their Superkiller mistrees. The best part is he had fun. Guys, one week, and then I cut it off, superkiller.org. Lance Becker for 20. Play Vito, the gay team guys. 20 bucks enough for that? Yeah, I don't think we even have a cue up.

It was higher than that. It was higher than that, the amount of money. It's like 30 now. Captain Puma Pants for seven Australian. We lost King Cobra today, RIP goth, bad boy. If Super Killer doesn't drop today, my whole weekend is ruined and I'm going to send you an angry email. Jerry and Coke for 35.

Congrats on episode 200, boys. Well, thanks for the 35, Jerry and Coke. We're still going against all odds. They said it couldn't happen. They said it would all fall apart. Pretty easy odds, actually. Sit on your ass and get free money. It's not sitting on your ass.

There is work involved. Not really. Not real. Not actual work. No. I agree. We have an excellent thing going here. And I'm glad.

I just want everybody to keep laughing. And I think we're doing it. We're doing an okay job. Again, I'm sorry my air conditioner is broken. I'm dying through the heat, but hopefully it's working. Black Crimson, 1986, for five. Thanks for the same. snacks, and thanks for not killing

yourselves for 200 episodes, boys. We did not kill ourselves for 200 episodes. Dolly Potato for 2. Is Vito dead? Fingers crossed. Unfortunately, no. Team Guy Vito for 2. Stay tuned for episode 216, the Vito season finale. That would be double 108. All right, Britsman, 9905 for 5.

Vito, why did you quit the hair meds? I was seeing some growth in your scalp. I just got a hair transplant, so I need to take them for life. Don't give up. Scar for 2. Rip Medicare. Well, hold on. I'm going to answer that. So they work. They definitely work. But there's been some weird studies lately saying they kind of, people reporting like brain fog and like lack of, I don't know. I was like, I don't want to be on anything until all my projects are sorted out. And then I can experiment with different drugs or whatever else. But I don't want to, I don't want to be on a medication that could fuck up my brain when I'm trying to make a comic book happen. Ah, the Pope for ten.

Come fart, pooh-ass. No, Scar. Thank you. Scar. Rip Medicar, not active on Twitter. Medicar is kill. Riley and Friends for five. Glad that Vito is not a bloated carcass.

Surrounded by unfinished comic books and various toys. We live. Dick Asukee Chisuki for five. C-F-P-A. My brothers. Team Guy Vito for five. Good job, Vito for once. Your beard doesn't look like total shit.

You do, however, look like the portliest Amish man I've ever seen. Yeah, you do kind of. maybe is it good when it has like a little length here i don't know script the dragon for ten christ is king christ jesus christ is king and toys for five veto hide your fat with a beard you'd have to be capped i could get there to hide your fat with a beard you'd have to be captain caveman i could get there cardinal bird for five yeah go ahead uh c fpa that's what's up rip king snake uh de kassugi chinsuke for two come fart poop ass Sinkhole 420 for 10. Is this a thing I should know about? I don't know. You see Ralph ripping on Jim for getting swatted.

Also, Willie Mac calling the cops on Destiny for Cheese Pizza. Yeah, we covered both of those things. Brian Langdon for two. Nobody likes onions going live. Heather Smith for two. I love Vito's audio bit every week, hilarious. It gets better every week. 16 pages of lettering notes, literally Maddox.

I would love to see those notes. I still have more lettering notes. Some of the text, you know, he's not perfectly centered in the bubble, so I need it to adjust. That's the behind-the-scenes stuff that I want for if there is a Super Killer 2, which I have pages and pages of notes and you would look at them and you would go, this man's insane where I go. I think the tracking needs to be reduced by one pixel. I think it's off. Yeah, after you do, after you're done releasing Super Killer 2 for free, for Super Killer 3, that's the perk is free notes, access to notes. That's good stuff.

Artichokey for five. And the notes are good. I pushed a button. I don't know. Wow, what a high energy and hype way to announce the world that you see. Okay, look, I'm literally dying of heat stroke over here, okay? Purvey lightning host for two. Vito pretending Superkiller is out is a great bit. The S. Serious Man for Five. I have a theory that Eric is just setting everyone up for renaming his comic book after his inspirational uncle.

No more Isom trademark issue. Oh, his uncle. named Isom too? No, he's saying his His uncle was the inspiration for Isom But the name comes from his dead grandfather Hey, where's that guy that Had the Blue Shift character

What's happening with him? He's, I reopened his campaign I think so people can get a blue shift Where's the lawsuit, though? I don't think a lawsuit's gonna happen Well, then fuck him. Fuck his comic. Well, I don't know.

Fuck his comic and look, Sue. sue Eric do a crowd fund for suing Eric make a fucking legal offense fund raise money for going after Eric for stealing your IP what the fuck well the problem is there's not you know the damages right it's like how much damages can you prove his comics only made like a thousand bucks Eric's made millions one interesting one interesting thing about trademark law is you don't have to be proactive you can have you can do sit-and-wait trademark. So he actually is in a position where it might be

beneficial to wait a few years. Are you fucking retarded? Wait a few years? His comic is nothing. The Blue Shift shit. No one gives a fuck about Blue Shift. Hey, hey, Jack, hey, guy. Who what's his name? What's the guy's name? What's the guy's name? Who made Blue Shift? Yeah. Why would I fucking know? I don't fucking know.

Well, he's vegan. It's vegan something. It's like soy vegan guy. What is it? Somebody know. What's his name? Blue Shift Remedies by Shades of Vengeance. Hey, Shades of Vengeance. You shithead. Sue Eric July for stealing your character. Grow some fucking balls.

Shades of vengeance. Is that his name? Shades of Vend. Defend your fucking property. You're letting Eric, you're letting Eric fuck your character. You're letting Eric July. Jonathan Lewis is his act. Jonathan.

You're letting Eric bend your blue shift character. over Isom's tombstone and fuck her in the ass by not defending her. Sue his ass. A couple grand. That's all you need. Sue his ass.

Don't listen to Vito. He has no idea what he's talking about. I don't know. You're right. I don't know. No idea. Sue Eric July, grow some fucking balls.

Oh, there's two Blue Shift campaigns. There's also Blue Shift two mind games. That's two issues. Do not be a loser. Do not be a fucking loser. losers. Sue his ass. He's a thief. He's a thief. His little wigger boyfriend, NDA Andrew. He's a thief. They're all thieves. They stole your character. Sue him. It costs you like almost

nothing. Almost nothing. At least your character had blue hair, which made sense. Why does Blue Shift have red hair? Why does Blue Shift have red hair? It's stupid. Yeah, the original Blue Shift had blue hair, so that was the good one. Yeah. Okay. What else? Do you want to see my lettering notes all 16 pages of them yeah sure they're not that in all right hold on

they're not that it's not that it sounds like a lot look it out professionally organized it is there uh I'm gonna hit share my tab oh look it's uh drop my ass to its own line

So previously that was, you know, split between two lines. And I put it on one line. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Go, you already isn't on his screen. Could his boxes have those radio bubble corners? Originally, the boxes were just a box, but I said, can you add those little radio marks to make it clear he's kind of radioing in? All right. You know?

And then I said, hey, this caption box. What is that? Like a bug man super killer? he's got binoculars he's doing binocular and I said can you move that can you move that binoculars go like that it's an extreme angle it's extreme foreshortening

his elbows don't look like that though all right well we're not critiquing the hell was that was that the notes yeah what the fuck's going on there go back up to those binoculars go back up to the binoculars what's going on with the binoculars It's an extreme fucking foreshortened angle, man

Shouldn't they be really zoomed in then? It's like a fish eye lens A fish eye lens where the stuff doesn't get big right in your face? All right, okay, I got it. Wait a minute, what the hell was that? Look, this is what binoculars look like. Read the comic, okay?

Look! Look at the camera. Look, that's what it looks like, see? All right. We fucked up the binoculars. It's the worst. All right, now I'm spoiling the comic. So anyway, you know, bold this word. Bold, yeah, yeah.

Bold word. Okay. Drop shitty diner to one line, you know? Little, little change. Wait, how did that turn out? Let's see it. Well, you're going to, what, on panel, page 53? Yeah.

Don't spoil the end of the comic. You're fucking reading the notes. Add dialogue. to Sam to the right of his head a little, put damsel in distress and quotes, just little things like that. Unbold, grandpaw. Very exciting stuff.

That's the kind of notes that you're going to get. Oh, man. Law and Wethers. What a saint. What a saint. This is how you make a great product, folks. Well, we don't know that yet, do we? This is how you make a great product. We don't know. We don't know if it's a great product.

It's great yet, do we? I think it's pretty good. Maybe this is how you make a fucked up product. I would, you know, what do you call it? Oh, here, let me show another thing real quick. All right. Okay. So, like, you know, I got to establish little design rules.

And one of them is I said, hey, his mouth always needs to be like right under his eyes. Because otherwise he looks fucking weird. So this was bad. This is what it looked like before. duh, you know, and then I'm like, no, always have his mouth, like, up here. That's retarded. What are you talking about? It's exactly the same. No, it looks better here. This is better. The mouth's got to be like here.

You know, that's exactly the fucking same. No, it's a lot different. Wait, wait, load that back up. What do you get that back? Load that back up. Hold on. I'm going to load it back up. Oh, I just wanted to make sure I'm not spoiling anything. Hold on. Oh, you're spoiling the robots like mouth? okay like here here this is a good example okay

and share the screen you got to share it and click that little thing well this one yeah yeah so like before the robot's just kind of staring off into space so I said hey you got to have the robot

like looking up at him a little bit you know that's quality how many notes did you have like this there's uh let's see there's probably a hundred pages of notes like that so uh you know and then uh that's how you get that's how you get what you want why is he like two face why is his face like totally black and then shadow what kind of shadow have you ever seen that looks like that i've seen plenty of shadows like that the shadows hidden from one side

so this is you'll see and when it's colored in you'll see it looks weird doesn't look weird it looks great everything looks great not ever we made a lot of good

where they messed up the robot we fixed the robot oh okay I had to lay out design rules for the robot so the robot you know looked good let's read some more often this is not interesting

SK is on my Twitter Andrew Tan for 5 Artichokey for 5 I pushed a button I don't I don't care Wow what a high energy and hype way To announce the world

You sent your comic out I already read that one Did you? I've read Yeah I was reading Why did you start reading I don't know All right read

Oh you're trying to establish That you read all super chats After ignoring EVS's No that's not Obviously yeah Andrew For 5 my email skipped the junk folder and went straight to the trash.

That's odd, right? That is odd. Riley and Friends for two. I'm so glad the Super Killer is part of the show. Mr. Tatui Charlie for two. Rip King Cobra. What the hell is this King Cobra guy? He's just a guy who would drink all the fucking time. And he was like kind of a lulcow type character

where people just wanted to watch him destroy his life by getting drunk on streams. Man. And he's been on... I'm so happy when celebrities are dead. presence yeah fuck him but if you watch his videos

it's literally just him I watched a video of him making me and it was just him pouring a bag of Werther's originals into a jar with some honey

some water and some yeast and I'm like I can't imagine that it's gonna taste good sounds fucking cool mk minimal

for five Vito is the Harconin of comic books EBS is the Paul Adriadides nuts Atreides nuts that's cool

Dysaki Shinsuge for two King Cobra. Come for, poop ass. Riley and Friends for two. Pet Obama! Pet Obama! The malware for five. Fun fact, Vito's booty was introduced 70 episodes ago. If you had focused on losing a pound a week, Vito could have been in the 250s. Happy episodes. Who says I'm not?

You don't know. I could be right now. Maybe. You are. Brian Landon for 108 for 100. Milton is sniping you. Something about being pissed about hackamania and taking your audience as penance. Oh, shit.

Oath them for two. Is that for real? That doesn't sound correct. Vito. Thank you for the $100. Vito. Vito, you failed you all. Baldor didn't.

Oh, Vito failed you all? What does that say? It's far away. Vito failed you all. Balder didn't. Pervy light goes for two. Rip Patreon. Stray beans for eight.

Dick, did you see the anti-CG guy called Dark Grift Try to dunk on you on Twitter, only to mess it up completely. Yeah, the man... Dark Giff guy's a weird guy, man. He's like just fucking weird. Dude, all the comic books people are really weird. It's confusing.

I went on like a stream with him and he's like, hey, Vito, I just want to clarify real quick. And I'm like, yeah? He's like, I never called you a pedophile. And I'm like... Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I just start a... He's like, yeah, okay.

So we're good. And I'm like, whatever, man. Jesus Christ. is they're all like they're all totally worthless like they have nobody watching them they're they're basically in zoom calls like talking to each other with no audience yeah man I don't know totally pointless you go on you're like you guys got five guys watching it's all you guys have in your browser window open yeah and they're all dude and they're all like oh my god comics gates ruined and I'm like were you guys gonna save it because I've seen some

of your comics and I don't think comics he had is desperate for some of the shit you guys are making man like you know more power to you but you know what were you offering to the equation I mean there is no equation it's just like comic book pros

are making comics like EVS and the guys who were pros before and got kicked out are being pros now that's it there's no there's nothing else there's no like we're here to tell stories too like no you're not it's just what you're doing is just nothing it's worth well it also seems

like one of the problems comics gate had is that they would try to like elevate you know these guys and then all these guys uh they don't understand what they're being handed man it's crazy where you go eBS is having you on he's he's giving you access to his audience and they're like yeah but i should be on there more you know i should be on there every week and i should you're like oh my god uh no you're gonna earn that man i don't know i really hate them uh Andrew tar for two get clawed code and vibe up an SMT server easy. Too late. Rockman for two. Hibbitty-piggity.

Julian Wong for five. God damn it, Vito. Ever heard of a backup plan? Operational redundancy. Especially for something important you suck. Riley and Friends for five. Vito has a man in the inside. I had a backup plan. Send a bunch of emails. He sent a blank email and got banned

on purpose. Delete the Patreon. Tiki the Mighty for Five. Clippo, 100% predicted Vito being cute. with the Super Killer release I don't think that was cute I don't think it was cute I think it was just a fuck up

Fidel Cash Flow for five What do you mean you didn't fuck it up You didn't prepare a test ahead of time Lowell I did test I would get fired If I pushed to production randomly I sent a test email and it went to my fucking email account

Antoys for five Waiting to send the comic mid show Instead of at 8 a.m. When you could troubleshoot It's cute shit Oh yeah because it wasn't It wasn't exciting at all Why do you argue with these guys?

Who gives a shit? Because I'm just saying it was obviously more fun this. Johnny Rocket for five. Why did Mr. Medeker hire those guys to pretend to be cops at his house? They were strippers that he hired already to be there.

They were still on the clock after they stripped for him. Lank Steel for five. I started using Vito's catchphrase, who cares? None of this matters when arguing with my wife and it drives her totally crazy. Thank you, Vito. You're welcome. You can always use that one.

Try this one. Desi Shinsukee for two. Wife come fart, poop ass. The gentleman sausage for five. Vito you've idea? Vito you've idea. You've got no idea.

No, it says veto you... Well, I'm saying that's what he meant. But he didn't put it. It's impossible to say. Vito you've idea. How protective of you. Richard has been through all of this even blocking people for joking. that S.K. will never release. Don't fail now.

Beach Hook for five. The Kilmard guy with the MS-13 knuckle tattoos came back to the U.S., so ICE is planning on sending him to Uganda this time. Send him to hell. Johnny Rocket for five. Estimated delivery December, 2023. Now, where's hell of him, Johnny Rocket? Museums. Estimated delivery June. You literally can't stop arguing. It's unbelievable. Not marked a five. Guys, comics get delayed. What are you going to do?

We're working. We're getting it out. Everybody's got a late book. Everybody's got a late book. You really think that you are equal to them. Oh. Anybody else. Anybody with a late book.

Johnny wrote a comic. The comic's late. He's in the same boat I'm in. It sucks. You think that. Like, you believe that. It sucks. You go, man, I wish that comic was out, you know, but it's not out yet.

You know, that's why it's an estimated delivery date. You put an estimated delivery date and then you miss it sometimes. Yeah, but it's that you are comparing yourself to professionals. I'm comparing myself to Johnny Rocket. Johnny Rocket who worked on? He's not putting that book out, though. You know that. EVS is.

He wrote it. Yeah, but he has no control over the manufacturing and the production of it. Well, I'm just saying. It's a problem that affects a lot of people. It's a weird slams at Ethan Van Skyver. I'll tell you. It's not a slam at him. It's a slam at Johnny Rocket.

Johnny Rocket has nothing to do with the production. Ethan Van Skyver has 100% to do with the production. And you are always taking weird shots about EVS's productions. I am not taking any shots because I don't care about anything being. I don't care that they're late at all. Then why would you not take shots if you don't care about it? It's not taking a shot. I'm just saying it's like, yeah, there's some late.

Commentary you, if you don't care about it, would seem like a shot to people who do care about it. Dan Fragga's Black Flag book was supposed to come out in 2021. Okay? Like, there's a ton of late comics. So the guy who taught his kids how to give blow jobs, you're saying, is also late. That guy's comic is way later than any EVS comic has ever been. That guy's comic is like a fucking disaster. It's odd.

If I was, if I was him, I would be pissed hearing you constantly comparing your comic to any of his comics. I just don't have other examples off the top of my head. You know, there's, but it's like... Well, there's... No, no, you do, though. There's lots of people who aren't comic creators who haven't made comics. Okay, like Rob Liefeld's fucking brigade comics.

No, that's not someone you should ever compare yourself to. Rob Liefeld. Like a homeless guy who's drawing with shit in the bathroom. That's a comic creator on your level. There's... Okay. All I'm saying is it's... I don't know.

I'm not shitting on EBS because I don't care about crowd funders being late. I don't... It doesn't bother me at all. So then it's not... Like, you're not shitting on... Because you don't think it's shitting on him. But you are, if you did. If you do think it's bad, you would be.

If I thought missing an estimated delivery date was a bad thing, and I was saying, look at this bad thing that happened. Yeah. Yeah. Now, again, when it's like doing 2021, no, no, no, no, no. If it's, like, tragically late, okay? Vito, yours is beyond, your comic is beyond tragically late. I don't, I don't agree.

Yeah, it's, the second one, is totally shot because of how tragically late the first one is. I disagree. How much do you think the second comic's going to make? Like 20,000 maybe. Ah, I think that'd be lucky. That's, and that is a massive failure compared to the first one. Well, the first one had a lot more stuff.

Excitement. But again. Excitement. That's what it had. The second one's not going to have any excitement. I'm excited. Nobody else is. That's okay.

I like, if you're excited. I'm just talking about marketing, like marketing-wise. The first one had excitement, right? Uh, yeah, sure. You can't, you don't think the first comic had excitement? Yeah, but I don't think I was going to recapture that anyway. So it did or did not have excitement? It did have excitement.

Does the second comic have excitement? Not nearly as much. How much? One out of ten. The first one, one out of ten. It would be exciting for people who read the first one, man. Look, the first issue is like a big, fucking exciting launch. And then the second one, it's like, okay, well, did you like the first one?

You want to keep reading it? But it's always a, there's always a huge drop-off after a number one issue. But you're talking about, like, you're throwing out things like there's always a first, but this is the only thing you've ever done. So what do you mean there's always a first? This is the only one of this. In comics. There's always the number one issue is like a big release.

whatever. Oh, my God, the number one debut. But who are you talking about, though? Who bought your... You're talking about, like, the people who bought your comic, like, their comic guys who bought it, but they're not. Okay, but you're also assuming that it is, like, impossible for me to take this and sell it anywhere else. What do you mean anywhere else?

Like, to guys who just like comics. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, that's totally impossible. It's totally impossible. Oh. Well, we'll see. What do you mean? You're going to go to, like, a comic book store and sell it out of your trunk?

I would go to, like, yeah, small comic shops, see if they want to stock it. It's not going to be a huge amount of sales there. I yeah, record that. No, record you going to a comic shop and trying to sell five issues of Superkiller. What are you talking about? I would just give it to them. I'd say, hey, you want to put these on the shelf? And if anybody wants one, charge them five bucks or something?

Why don't you throw it out the window as you drive by? I guess I don't know I don't know what you're driving at No you said You said do you think it's possible For me to sell this Anywhere else

And I said no Okay Well I'm gonna try Yeah Where are you gonna sell it? I'm not gonna get into it right now But you know There's not gonna get into it

You're the one that brought this up Well I'm just I'm just saying like You are looking at it Through the lens of The only people who will ever buy this are internet guys who listen to the podcast. No, no, no, no, fans of this show. That's it.

Only fans of this show will ever buy the comic, and it has no life outside of that. It has no life outside of people who wanted to buy it to fuck to show Eric July, fuck you. That's it. That was the entire marketing. It's very possible. That's true. But I'm going to keep going with it. Okay.

Well, I'm going to keep seeing if it exists as more than a fuck you to Eric July. I would like to see if that's possible. How are you going to do that? I'm going to publish more comic books. I'm going to have web places where people can read stuff. A website? Not necessarily a webtoons maybe kind of thing. What the fuck is a webtoons?

You got to look up webtoons. I don't think so. No, you really do. Webtoons is doing really good right now. I know it sounds retarded. No offense, but it sounds beneath me. web tunes that's it's probably beneath you but in terms of like comic books and like online comics it's doing good i don't know i just i wouldn't be shitting on e vs as much as you do i wouldn't even

come close to it like he's i'm not shitting on him at all you you make way too many comments about like well he's like i if i was you i would never mention that he's late on anything ever again okay that's fine i should have mentioned a different Well, it's just because Johnny Rockett's going at me, and I go, well, I took a look, and I'm like, hey, that book Johnny Rocket worked on is all so late. What do you mean worked on, though? Whose book is it? But I'm saying, why is he riding my ass? You know, he's got to whatever.

Because you are nobody, and you got a ton of money, and you fucked it up, and you're three years late on a comic. That's why he's riding your ass, like, to have to be funny. Hold on. I'm not three years late, and, uh, two years late. If I was you, I wouldn't, I wouldn't come close to shitting on EVS. I'm not shitting on EVS. You are. You are. I'm just trying to make the point.

You always do. You always do. I'm in a space. He's just the first example I go to. But there's a million creators. What are you talking about? I'm in this whole. Yes, I am.

There's the shows. There's the people talking about comic books, okay? And a lot of people have comics that have gotten delayed for a while. Like, Gem Shock got delayed like two years, almost as much as mine. Because I think there was a problem. Who is Jim Shock? Gemshock from fucking Mandy Summers. She's an important figure in this space.

You see, I know the people. Who? I know all the stuff. I know all the things. You don't know all the things. Wait, how much money are you talking about? What do you mean? How much money are you talking about? What are you talking about?

I think Jem shock did good. What's good? I mean, it made money. It's not off the top of my head. Well, why do you think it's good then? Okay, do you want to know how much? Gem Shock made? No, I want to know

that you didn't know before you brought it up. $120,000. Okay, so as much as you? Yeah, it got delayed, but now it's out and everybody likes it. So, you know, it happens.

I don't know. If I was you, I just wouldn't, I wouldn't bring up EVES, Ethan Van Skyvers comic books like to win arguments. I should not use EVS

as my only example. None of, that's not what I said. I said, I wouldn't bring it up to win arguments. Sometimes, I'm not trying to win an argument. You just said you brought it up to win an argument with Johnny Rocket.

Yeah? Sometimes you have an estimated delivery date, and you don't hit it because, you know, you don't hit it. Yeah. But you're right. I shouldn't just use EBS as an example. There's lots of creators who experienced. No, you shouldn't use him as an example at all. You shouldn't ever bring it up.

You should just take the ribbing from Johnny Rocket and say, like, you're right, it was way too late. Like, my bad. You shouldn't say, like, oh, well, EVV. does it like that it's I don't know man I just think it's I look I thought it was funny that Johnny Rogget is always writing me about

having a late book it's funny that's funny I go I go hey is his his elephant comic out yeah but that's not his comic he didn't take money from that he's always going he's always going he's like and by the way his maniac is out his maniac it is it beat you it came it was created it was written

it's far less pages and it's not colored. It's far less pages, but it's far more jokes. We'll see. You think you're better you think Superkiller's better than the maniac? I haven't read The Maniac. Well, are you willing to put it to the test?

What do you mean? If the Maniac is better than Superkiller, you get your Super Killer money back. I'm sure it's the best one. Are you willing to put it to the test? Get your money back test. Are you willing to put it to the test? anyway are you willing to put it to the test is it the the maniac test look i didn't get your money back if it's not as good as the maniac i'm of course i know everyone's going to take this clip if it's not

if superkiller's not as good as the maniac you get your money back that's the test are you willing to submit to that test look i know that the uh i know that the drama machine will be churning this week oh is this retarded drama vito are you going to go cry about how it's retarded on Twitter. Here we go. So Vito was mean to EVS about late books, so I want to make it very clear. You know, half of the maniac is not in one diner. That's the best part about the comic. I think creators should take as long as they

need to make their projects work. Yeah, but it's not exciting. When it comes out, when it's just like a fuck you to Eric July, it's not exciting when it comes out three years late. Well, I did not intend it as a fuck you to Eric July. In fact, I started making it before I even knew who Eric July was. So, Well, people who bought it

bought it knowing who Eric July was Well, if you bought it to Stick it to Eric July I don't know what to tell you Say, hey, hey, say if you only bought it to say Fuck you to Eric July, don't buy the second one. Say that. You only bought it to stick it to Eric July Don't buy it. You know,

buy it if you like the first one. How's that? Anyway, I'm looking forward to the clips To be fair five. I volunteered to be taken out of contest. They didn't wreak his bad at ease. Obviously, I love Heath, and Van Skyver. You're just, you take way too many of the movies with him. It's insane.

Well, I shouldn't use him as an example. There's other creators who have also had late products. See, even there, even the way you say there's other creators, it's just so, it's suicidal. Well, it's just because he's the one I. I hope he rapes your comic, for you saying that. For you saying that. Just for you saying what? For saying what?

For saying, there's other creators who are late. It's just, the way you phrase shit is so, it's so. so narcissistically insane. It's hard to put it... I know I can't put it into words that you would understand, but I think people listening to it do understand inherently, they understand it instinctively

and hearing it said is gratifying to them. Saying there's other creators who do it is just so far out of line. It's just totally out of line. I'm just very used to crowdfunding. I've crowdfunded lots of projects. Really, name three.

Let me see. There was Love Love, a visual novel adventure. I've backed Pennyblood. Oh, you've backed. I thought you said you ran. Okay, sorry. Oh, I've ran, I've helped design dozens of campaigns on Kickstarter. What do you mean, what do you mean design?

I've done the videos, I've done graphics, I've done a, you know, writing copy text. Like a fiver? I know I contracted for companies Look up my Sonic Battle Racers video I love that one Sonic I did Sonic Hedgehog That's like Fiver's shit

Well what do you mean What do you mean it's fiber shit Well yeah I mean you had nothing to do With the success of those It's just like five like okay You're like a contractor Yeah but I made a nice looking campaign A nice campaign video

I'm proud of my work on that They raised $138,000 With a thousand backers But you didn't have anything to do with that I made the promo video The promo video is the first thing you see on Kickstarter It's a very important part of the campaign Somebody

Somebody parked Tom Cruise's car Like when he went to Mission Impossible But they didn't They don't have anything to do The campaign video for the Kickstarter Is a very important part It gets people excited for the campaign Do you really think that?

That's retarded I did the Kickstarter video For the Starfinder miniatures Which ended up being a scam And took everybody's money So I guess I did a bad thing apologize for that? Well, I mean, it's not really in my...

Oh, you had nothing to do with that one. You had nothing to do with the scam, but you had something to do with the success of the other ones. Well, I'll say that, you know, it's bad that they didn't fulfill it. Yeah, that's bad. Okay. You should apologize for people for stealing their money. Starfinder miniatures.

All right, look, you guys are just... What do you call it? I get it. I'm sorry. To what? I was just... Well, because Johnny Rockin was ribbing me. I thought I'd ribbon bed.

But you're right You should go after Every time anybody makes fun of your late comic You try to deflect it on Ethan Van Skyver Which is really weird Again, it's only because Johnny Rocket is Again, you bring up Ethan Van Skyver's comics Every time somebody teases you about being late

As though you try to put us in a position Where we're making fun of him By making fun of you Like everyone sees that's what you're doing Well, I don't think that we should be making fun of people For having a late campaign But that's just my thing There's no we. There's we, me, me, me,

and other people are making fun of you you are not part of it there's no you can do that but i'm just saying like me who knows has seen crowd look i've done a lot of research on crowdfunding i look at all i've done a lot of research on jacking off and i know like in terms of late books or whatever else i'm not even in like the the worst fucking there's way worse problems out there you know and hitler don't forget about hitler did the holocaust look that's way worse in a late comment let me be real. I apologize for the delays. The delays are my fault. I mismanaged many aspects of this project. Who's that being

real to? Wait, what was that? I got you going, it's the end of the world and everyone hates it now. There's nothing else going to happen. That's it. I don't care. I don't know who I'm being, I'm not trying to be an asshole to anybody. It's just when you come to me and you go, Vito, you know, you've really destroyed our trust and you know, I can't believe or whatever. I go, I just can't

get there. There's no destroying trust. All right. Well, at this point, I'm just not interacting with anybody, so don't worry about. Hey, everyone's happy about that. There you go. So we have a solution. All right. And check out GemShok and check out Hellavent and check out all of Ethan Ben Skiver's projects because, guys, it's a community. You have plenty of time to back them because they're all late. Check out, check out the maniac.

No, Gem Shock's out. A lot of EBS stuff is out. You know, everybody's doing, everybody's figuring it out. it's hard to make comics man i'm not trying to do shit i don't know how to do i know you have it easy just don't make anything yeah it's great not mark for five museum should only have dinosaur bones and night armor agree oh they're already they're already clipping me tbf for five i volunteered at skid row and they still didn't reek as bad as eto are we sure richard isn't just keeping the stink away during the hot summer months i read that one l j clobarino for two what's your current weight veto i think it's 280 beach hook

The museum art looks like trash. Why is the ladder parallel to the fence? That's not how ladders work. Yeah, it's all trash. Riley and Friends for 50. Superkiller is out. Haters washed VitoW. Mr. Jinky for 200.

Congratulations on the release of Superkiller in episode 200. Thank you, Mr. Jeekey. Your art is amazing, Mr. Jeeke. I'd like to apologize again to Ethan Van Schuyver. Beg you mean. I was out of line. Beg him. Not apologize.

I just thought I was being cheeky to Johnny Rockets. But you're right. shouldn't involve them. I'm in. And also elephants like a month late. It's not even really late. I don't think it matters. It's not late because it's an estimated delivery date. So it's not late at all when you think about it.

You got caught. You know, when you're doing a comedy podcast, sometimes you just say things because you think they're going to be funny. Okay? I don't always think of everyone through. You say it every time. I don't buy that. I don't buy that. I'm just like, whoa. Look at me. I don't know what I'm saying shit. The gentleman's sausage for five. Here's five more.

dollars for coming through. Richard was right and I was faithless, so I deserved the block. Vito finally delivered. Wait, what block? I don't know. I probably blocked him for something. Massachusetts man for 50. Glad Superkiller is out and I don't have to hear about it anymore. Looking forward to the Dick Vee's relationship recovering.

Rinoxies for two. Does Superkiller fuck with CFPA? I don't know what that is. Offen for two, no. Com fart, poop ass. Oh, Rexaxon for five. Logging off to read Superkiller. Good thing I'm colorblind. Congrats, Vito and happy 200 gents. Here's to at least a couple dozen more. Plumbo for five. Cumpfart poop ass. El J. Claiborino

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Other than for two, Cardinal is being rude. Come fart, poop ass. Johnny Rocker for five. Oh, I got Super Killer. All is forgiven. Johnny Rocket for five, where's Super Killer, too? Pineapple Man for two.

Shout out to Baggishman. We're actually ten pages deep already in Super Killer 2. Pop and Quayludes. Dick Kaisugi, Chinzuki for five. Come that fart. Poop my ass, strategy for five. Imagine being of low income so you don't ask the government to make housing cheaper, but instead they declare art is worth more.

And they check picks. my ass. Riley and Friends for five. Vito met up with his girlfriend. He came and then they went home. To bang, Chris Onion for five. My monthly Patreon payment for the Fingernail Talk podcast. Thank you. Artichoke Ski for five. Imagine the scene. Vito's blob body dripping sweat as he rocks back and forth slamming violently into a woman who is as large as him this smell. Zeta Quincel for five. Comfort poop ass Vos. She's a nice girl. Are you comfort poop ass? We know Masterson likes to love it. So he's a lot. I'm pro comfort poop ass. So he loves it.

So he's obviously no comfort poopas. Story for five. Can we get polymarket odds on how big Vito's girlfriend's package is? It's huge. Dekosukee for two, Vito's GF, come fart, poopass. Often for two, Superkiller 2 is late. Where's Superkiller 2, Vito? Captain Cheese for two.

Does Vito's girlfriend have a bigger penis than him? Not likely. Random crap for two. Oinktober, November. Oki for two. Slaughtering in the street, pooping in the parkway. Yep. Dekosukee for two.

Come fart poop ass? Antoids for two. Why would an air freshener? have an Indian on it. Great question. Cardinal Bird for two. Pineapple Man, Bull Cut on YouTube,

unpaid ad. A serious man for two, Vito send me the copy. Best K I didn't pay for. I'm sure everyone's pirating it already. Pigeon for five. No, no, sir. Do not try to swing it.

Pineapple Man for two. Thank you, Cardinal, for showing my new song on YouTube. Ranaxas for two says come. Plumbo for two says, fart. Cardinal Bird for two, interrupts it says CFPA. He fucked it up. Takasuki, Chinisuki for two, says poop.

then it comes off for two says poop King n64 for five Vito your series three years and you send out the digital copy and black and white way to screw over your colorist I don't think it screws them over MK minimal for two 55 million is 110 million too many Flirk respect for five seriously

it's not in color it's in gray scale and it looks nice Dekosugi for two that CFPA tower was ass thanks cardinal Erb bet a patch for five Vito doesn't just need therapy needs financial audit consider tenants for super killer being late and bad

I don't think about it Artichokey for two They still text me And they go When are you coming on buddy Artichoke for two Thumbs up If you didn't get the email

Purvy Light Ghost for five I received my Super Killer Coloring book Now I can make the fries Any color I want And I'm refreshing the super chat So I don't miss any of Oh fuck there's a lot

Refresh them And refresh The Super Chats Coop for two Vito your first page Is low res as hell I'll take a look That shouldn't be the case

Skitsoshawn TV Vito could have just shared the drive link With the internal sharing features to every email Once I don't think it really It's sometimes it shuts you off If you're sharing shit through Gmail You can't share to Can you place that many emails in Gmail

I can see that No you know Rocks everybody too Oh yeah It'd be bad Yeah I don't know how to do Well that's a schizzo Sean you fucking idiot

You would have fucked it up even worse Riley and Friends For Five Put the Fires in the bag make sure they're the right color first. Coup for two. I did change the color in the fries. Vinnie sarcophagus says for five.

I'm gay. Frog washing for two. What a Super Killer. PDF smell weird. Jay Bro, Dak, for 5. Vito, congrats on the flawless launch of Superkiller. Everyone said you couldn't do it. But you proved them wrong by doing the launch perfectly on time.

I nailed it. I got it all right. You both missed my Super Chat from episode 132. It was the 67th Super Chat. Please find it read it now. Don't worry. I'll wait. Team Guy Vito for two.

Super Killer now available for free. and the Discord coup for five, graphic designer Vito, pixelated Vito, always with the low-rest digital comics, artist Jokey for five. Real amazing work by the colorist. Everything is black and white. You got scanned Vito. I come buckets for two.

I always accidentally open new MailChimp accounts, four-by-four plus for two. Superkiller looks like Gary Busey. That's cool, though. I like that comparison. Plath trapped in Detroit for five. When Vito eats dinner, does he call himself supper killer? Uh, something for 10.

Congrats, Vito. Popat. Rinox is for five. Ork City is out. We're in Kumpfart Poopass town now. Uh, herb beta patch for two. This is a decent first draft, Vietz. Antoids for two.

All lowercase NASA means deceive in Hebrew. Pineapple Man for two. Congrats on the release veto. Uh, emojis that didn't make it. The Pope for five, Comfart Poopass. A Jew have five. Average weight of a U.S. woman is now 171 pounds. I don't believe you.

Scar for two. I can wipe my. I can't wipe my ass with a PDF, Vito. Captain Puma pants for three. Super Killer Rule 34. Gamer Dude for two. Vito's pants got ripped. Vito's fans got ripped off. Superkiller looks terrible. Riley and Friends for two.

I feel like a year or more defines tragically laid. Don't even start, Riley Fitts. 4x. 4x4 plus for two. N towers in the chat are more exciting than Superkiller. Artie for 10. Vito, why the fuck did you exclusively name the assistant characters in your Yao Shonan manga Variations of My Name

Ju Buy the Man for 5 Vito mentioning EVS brings him down to the same level as Vito. EVS is better its manipulation. I come buck is definitely a better creator. I agree. Wait, what? Yeah, he's definitely better of making comics to me 100%. EVS? I'm not trying

to bring him down. Yeah, yeah. He's better. Is there anything you do better than him? Shit on my ball. Number two. Come far, poop, ass. We finally got Superkiller and Richard goes on some abusive 30-minute interrogation Over semantics that grinds the show to a halt. This isn't fun. Go fuck yourself Rex Sexin. You weird parisocial freak Trying to get Vito to live with you in Vegas. You fuck trying to be his writing partner Fuck you, you fucking weirdo. Fucking kill yourself. Zetaquin's self for two. I hate it when Mom and Dad

Dad fight. Death Anchor for two. When's the last time you answer no to I could eat? I don't actually I haven't been Are you going to be writing partners with Rex Sexton? Yeah Did you review the stuff that he sent you When he wanted to be writing partners with you? I got to check my emails Fucking weirdo

Riley and Friends for 5 I'm only sending the super chat to waste a few more seconds of your evening I am dolubical There you go All right patreon.com slash Biggest problem Biggest problem dot show

Superkiller.org One week And then I'm closing it again And stuff will sell out That's all I can say Okay. Goodbye, everyone. Thank you.

Bye. Read the comic. Read the comic. Download it. Check your emails. Read the comic. Goodbye. Bye.