The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Biggest Problem 217

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

Did that work? No. You can hear me good. My audio has totally crashed. How? Why? For what reason? I think it was the...

I think ultimately after about 20 hours of trying to fix it, I think the fucking optical cable was not completely set in one of the interfaces. It was like off by a little bit. How does that happen? Can't you just... I don't know. Someone must have dropped something. You unplug it, plug it back in? Well, you know.

You're telling me the problem after 20 hours was you had to re-plug the cord? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's fascinating. Yeah. That is what I'm saying after 20 fucking hours. Turns out you got to plug the microphone in.

You got to plug it in. It's got to go in the hole. But I still don't understand how the optical cable was sending a degraded signal. That's what makes me think maybe it wasn't that. It was like Yeah, I don't know anything about it I'll say that's a good problem though Man loose cables

The worst Bro You already did it You already did that micro USB Did I do loose cables I don't know That was kind of the whole The prong thing

I have a man I have a charger right My phone was at like 1% Yeah And I'm in the kitchen I'm cooking You know you want a little music or something Going got a podcast going

I'm going it's one of those things where you got to pull the cable like, like jigger it in just the right way so that it's still charging. And you're like, what is happening? Why would me bending the cord all the way to the right be like,

oh, now I work. But if I go back a little bit to the left. Yeah. And I didn't have enough time to go find another cord because it was at 1%. The second I go to find another cord, that's it. Then it gets cut off. From there, we'll just fucking with the thing.

And hold, ah! Ah, ah, and I can't, you know, it was a, it was a night. And I have pulled, so I got my wife this, like, electric rocking chair for the baby. Wait, what do you mean for the baby? You mean for her to sit in with the baby? Yeah, it's for the baby, though. I don't want to seem like a, I don't want to seem like a straight homosexual or something. Like, I got something for my wife's comfort.

It's for the baby. Right. Why would you need an electric rocking chair? I thought the rocking chair was pretty settled science. It doesn't even rock. It's the electricity is for The electricity is to make it go like Whir and make the feet thing go out

And make the feet thing go back in Because you can't have it I don't know why it's not just a lazy boy You can crank it probably because it's too Whatever I don't know it's and it has all kinds of adjustments The Baby Yeah Don't spook the baby

Don't spook the baby with whisper quiet Yeah whisper quiet electricity So one of the features Here one of the features on the baby electric chair is it sound good One of the features on the baby electric chair is it has a USB port. So my wife's got this like multi-charger thing coming out of it. So you can charge the phone with the baby.

I have pulled so many 1%. My phone's at 1% and I'm like, fuck, I need the charging cable, but I don't want to wake the baby up. So I'm like creeping my foot around at the side, trying to feel for the tip of the charging cable. Right. And then bring it up like as slowly as possible like, ugh, and do a handoff without moving.

moving? So you're in the rocking chair grasping desperately for the cord? Is that what I'm hearing? Yeah, at 1% because the USB's down by the feet? Well, no, but the cable ends up being down by the feet. The USB's right where it should be. I'd like to try to explain this to like a midwife, you know, with a dying child in the age of consumption. Like, oh, you think you got it bad. My kid, you know, I'll be holding them. I can't even reach my USB charging cord for my future device. percent had this problem. Probably some stupid book she was reading that was just out of the reach of her foot like Indian Jones and the

holy grail. She dropped one of her eight babies. Fuck my book. Just made another seven of them. All right. Here's the thing. A lot simpler back then. Yeah, would you rather live in the 1800s

with the demographics of the 1800s or the 2050s with the demographics of the 2050s. Well, the demographics of the 2050s, if we keep down this course, it might be all right. We'll see. What course is that? Genocide and...

Genocide of whom? Somebody. Somebody's getting genocide. Who do you think is getting genocide? Somebody's getting jet. Look, it's going to work out for somebody. What do you think is happening? Do you think things are getting fixed? We're losing. I think, look, under President Fuentes, 2050 is going to be an interesting time.

That's it. There's going to be a lot of cybercrime. Okay, he'll be old enough then. There's going to be a lot. I guess. I'll absolutely be old enough. How old are you going to be present? A 35?

Is it? Only 35? I don't think it's that old age to be U.S. president. I don't think they make you got to be, yeah, 35. You've got to be 35? No, it's 35. Man. Yeah, what do you mean?

That'd be great. People used to only live to 50. So, you know, when they set up the rules. They lived old back then, too. regardless it's not like you gotta be an old man to be president that's not part of it okay

here's the theme song I can't hear that at all oh you can't shit see this is what I'm talking about can't can't I don't think they can no probably not

I don't think anyone can hear that I should just let you go with it I basically fuck up I should have just let you bob your fucking head and went hey you know nothing that's not funny I ripped everything out like everything I in this room

so now it's just a fucking mess yeah where's the fucking theme song dude where is the fucking theme song we could just uh where is the fucking theme song it's called Voltacore I have it on my computer

I got it I'm playing it well I can't hear there it is Yeah. Am I still, Am I still lagging on it? Do I still got a, I got a, whatever.

A biggest, a problem. It's the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from KFC's forced side dishes to effortless Somali and riches. That doesn't fucking rhyme at all.

Uh, from mandatory cold laws. Riches and dishes? That's not terrible. Riches, dishes. It's not the same sound. That's our, it's, yeah, but... Riches, bitches, that rhymes. Riches, dishes,

doesn't rhyme. Vito's side dish, bitches. No, it doesn't work. Mandatory coleslaw to a corpse that could draw. Obtuscanome. Yeah, that rhymes. Okay. I'm your host, Dick Masterson,

joining me is always his Fido Juwaldi. Hello. What are you doing? Let's see here. Good. We got some... The new magic card sets out. I'm sure fans want to talk about that.

I'm just kidding. What is it? We're going back to Lorwyn. Lorwyn, we're going back to Lorwyn. But this time, Lauren's been invaded by four students from the plane of Strickshaven on an adventure. Lorwin's, uh, it's a fantasy universe. It's got elves and goblins. What, it's not a show or something?

It's not like, no, it's not based on a, well, actually, the funny thing is that they said, here's the new Lorwyn set. Aren't you excited for Lorwyn? at the pre-release, they accidentally put Teenage Mutiny Ninja Turtle promo cards in all the packs. And everybody's going, man, you guys just can't not shove fucking anything everything else in there. They're like, no, we really weren't

trying to shove Ninja Turtles in it. We just, we, it was accident. I want the Ninja Turtle set. Yes. Well, you're getting it. You're getting way too much of it. Could you be crang? They have a crank card. They've released. Well, all the cards

got spoiled because they actually put all the cards in the Lorwyn set. So, so the set got spoiled three months early and they're not happy about it. Come on. That's obviously they did that on purpose, right? I don't think they, well, it seems part of me, it is pretty bad, but I don't, normally they don't want to spoil the whole set three months ahead of time, but now they have to. So we know all the cards. There's the techno drone. You get the techno drone. Is it a vehicle? It's not a vehicle. That's the weirdest thing. How do you fuck that up. It should obviously be a vehicle. What about the turtle van?

I don't know if they have a turtle van. I haven't looked at all the courage. What the fuck? What about the turtle probably got a turtle van. Turtle Blimp? Yeah. The, uh, the, man, some of the vehicles were great. But what about? One of the great regrets. There's a lot of pizza. There's a little too much pizza. What about fat and black April O'Neill is her own car? One of my, one of my few regrets in life, of which I have very few, is, uh, I remember

going to Franken'sons like 10 years ago. I could have got a whole techno drone in the box for like $100. Wow, that's good. And buy it. Now they're like 600. What do you mean that's gay? The techno's awesome. Fucking gay.

No, it's not. It sucked as a toy because it could never be as big as it's supposed to be. So it's like a joke. Well, yeah, it can't be the size of a fucking, but it had a jail cell for the turtles. It could roll around on wheels. That's a dollhouse. That's a dollhouse. That's what stuff like that ruins action figures because once you see it, you can't get it

out of your head that you're playing with dolls. Yeah. I did, uh, instead when I was rebuying my childhood, I bought the Z-Bots mega launcher, which is infinitely worse than the techno-drome. What is it? A Z-Bots? Did you ever have a Z-Bot? No.

Micro-machines at one point, they said, fuck, fuck micro-machines. It's time for Z-Bots. To fuck the Z-Bots were like these shitty little plastic robots. Would they made a million of? Uh-huh. But the Z-B-B-B-B. Yeah, they're small. But they made one carrier for it.

I remember this kid had one as a kid. I remember going to his house and being like, can we play with the Z-Bot carrier? And he's like, now that thing's gay. And I always remember being like, man, if I could just play with that Z-Bod carrier for like a couple, I'd be way happier. So I finally did buy a Z-Bot.

What is the fuck is it called? It's got missiles for, yeah, yeah, here. Oh, look at this guy. Oh, this one doesn't have the missile. though. Is the Z-Bots? Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, the Z-Bot. Here, this is a, here's a picture of the Z-Bot. Zionism? Zionist bots? The Z-Bot megabot? That's the mega-Bot. That's gay as shit, man. You played with this thing? No, no, because they could go inside it. Here, here, this is a way better example. All right, here. That's hell of gay. That's fucking gay, dude. That's gay. You could put one Z-Bot in the head. You could put two Z-Bots piloting each of the missile launcher bays. You had a The room for Z-Bot down here. No, dude, this is the ultimate Z-Bot carrier

fits all your fucking Z-Bots. It's like slightly bigger than a Z-Bot, and they're all like having an orgy inside of it. It's stupid. Why would they be riding it around? It's not slightly bigger than a Z-Bot. And even in the back it had like a trunk so you could put like eight fucking Z-Bots

in its asshole. Bro, this is a fucking majorly gay toy that you got. Bro, it has three missile launchers on the right, little fucking finger missiles. And then the giant, Nook on the other side. The Z-Bot Megabod. I have one of these.

That's what this one's called. This one's the three-way on the left and the ass-pounder on his right hand. And these are- So I have the carrier. I don't have any of the little ones, though. No, it doesn't have herpes or AIDS. This is cool. Look, he's got all the bots. He's got Zagalong.

You own this piece of shit? Yeah, but I don't have any little guys to put in it. I got to get some little ones. Man. He's got schizo and Blue Dard. Just when I think there isn't a dumber way to spend money. You show me something like this. I wanted the megabot.

Man, now I have a megabot. There is a dumbot way to spend it. That was the ultimate toy. That was the ultimate toy. That piece of shit? It's up there with the Technodrome. That's cool. The Tepno Grum fucking sucked, man. The Turtle Vane was cool.

The Turtle Blimp was okay. How many turtle figures did you have? I had all of them except April O'Neil. because she was a short-tint. Yeah, but you're talking about the base one. Did you ever have the ones that shot pizzas out of a giant pizza oven on their chest? No, because I saw they added like a, I stopped when they started doing like detective turtles. It's like, oh, this is bullshit. They're just like making these forever to take your money. Oh yeah. I had lifeguard raff. I had lifeguard raff. I was like, why would you be a lifeguard? Stupid. I think I got rife. I think I got lifeguard raff for like a birthday and I said, yeah, I'm done with turtles. This is a, this is a, this is, this is, get to be a bit much.

These suck. Although, I will say, there's been big turtle news, which is playmates toys, which has made all the turtle toys will no longer be making turtle toys. They're giving the license to, like, Hasbro or some shit. Oh. The end of an era. Okay. Here's the problems.

The laziness of Somali scams. That was yours. I win. I'm a little. winner. Low expectations. Number two. Pascal Wagers. Three, mandatory Kohl'slaw.

A lot of people like Kohl'slaw. I saw a lot of people who also don't like Kohl's law. Some people saying, I can't believe Dick is a Kohl'slaw, man. Yeah, it's delicious. Walsingham says their close friendship and thought of losing

three grand a month, each brought them back together. The prospect of gaining. three grand a month. That's how I see it. Herb Beta Patch, why is Vito wearing the exact same fat guy shirt and video game reference shirt as he was wearing last week? A number of people

brought this. I think I addressed to that on the show. Oh, you did? You said you were wearing the same shirt? Well, first of all, what do you call it? I have like six over shirts that I just throw on when I'm streaming. I don't wear them during the day, so I don't really get dirty. But yeah, I just pulled

that old t-shirt out of the hamper. So you're wearing the same clothes This one's fresh Do you have two of that shirt Of the one that you were wearing last week? No, this is a different shirt The one I was wearing last week No, I just pulled that out of the

That one I also wore it because I wore it's in the hamper It's dirty No matter how much you're wearing it If you know this matters There's a clean clothes pile Of half-worn clothes And then there's the hamper And the hamper is gone

There's no resurrecting that Who am I going to meet? you know? Well. Who am I dressing to impress at this point? Yourself? You should start with it. I took a dirty shirt out of the hamper.

And that's it. That's the bottom line. Okay. Thanks. Ash says, thanks guys. I really didn't think I'd see another show. I'd really miss both of you. You know what?

Randy came over to my house on like Sunday and said, so the show's really over. And I said, what are you talking about? And he goes, well, there's no new episode. And I said, oh, shit, I forgot to upload the episode on Thursday. Randy is always texting me going

you guys can't end the show and I'm like okay, sure Randy. He's always texting you that? I'll make sure to make fun of his for doing that next time I see it. I don't know why he's Randy is very emotionally invested in the show continuing. I can't wait to, it is

response to that. Kevin says so it turns out Bastog's Wager. I have the text right here. You think I'm making it out? No. I didn't say that. Hold on. Look at how big my head is. It's more like, it's more like, you're an idiot, don't end the show. And I'm like, I'm not ending the show. Kevin says, so it turns out Pascal's wager isn't say the magic words and

you get into heaven for free. Who knew? I wonder if Vito cracked that code yet. I don't know why that he had to go after you in that, in that comment. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'm the only one talking about that subject. I don't believe in it. I probably don't believe in heaven more than you. I don't know why you were attacked here. If I saw God, I don't know. If I saw God, after I died, I would spit right in his fucking face and say, I actually don't think I'm dead. If this is what I'm seeing. I think people like your brand of

edgy, whatever, I don't know. Edgy. It's that I get, I get credited as the Reddit atheist of the show. Oh. So everybody attacks me on the atheist problems. Do you want other people to not believe in God, too? No, I don't know I don't know As long as you're not like shoving it down people's fucking throats

And like making decisions Based on it I want everyone to believe in God And to shove it down everyone's fucking throat Especially Islamic people I want there to be

Open worship of Jesus Christ And to be more temples And to them to be very aggressive And violent With their faith in Jesus I mean Do you agree with that? well Islam's kind of fucking up man they have not figured out how to not fuck up

I'm watching board watch what do you define as fucking up raping little girls I mean that would be a fuck up that's pretty bad oh okay it's just you know I think part of a religion is supposed to be like it's attractive to to con you know you can convert people right you go like hey look how great our religion is I want to be a part of it yeah yeah well that's the thing is that the Islam line is fuck you, we're going to cut your head off and you go, well, we'll rape you. I think you guys have had time

to like, everybody else with religion. Old school religion was like that, you know, like crusades, and we're going to take over and you got to follow our guy. Yeah. And if you commit crimes, we kill you. Right. Yeah. Now it's like modern messaging. You need to be a little more, hey,

you know, we got good ideas. You know, we got our God's a pretty cool guy. Maybe you'll get money if you follow him. or something, you know? That religion sucks. It works. No, it doesn't work. It imported a bunch of Muslims.

It really does not work. That version. How who? No, I don't think that imported the Muslims. Yeah, Christian groups are like the main importers of immigrants to the U.S. In what ways? Christian NGOs like drive them in. They got people on the ground going like, boom, here's your fucking driver's license.

Boom. Here's your fucking fake voting ballots and all this other crap. they're bringing millions in. I don't know if that's what's going on. They're going, they're going, we got to get a bunch of Muslims over here because they're going to vote for our Democrat shit. Is that what you're saying? No, because they think like America is just the best place to be and it will ease the suffering of people of foreigners to bring them into America and give them free health care and food and shit. Not realizing that the reason America is the best place to be is because the foreigners weren't.

here originally. Yeah. That has kind of been the problem as guys going, wow, America is so great. America's so great. America's so great. We should bring more guys over here to experience how great America is. And you go, ah, you're just part of the equation. Part of the reason it was great was keeping all those fuckers out.

Yeah. Let God worry about those people. Get them into heaven. We got enough people to worry about without bringing more of them in here. Philip Newman says, Vito, he was allowed. schools to have whole milk rather than reduced fat milk. Turns out healthy fat is one of the best things for growing children's development. Yeah, that's not actually based on anything.

I don't know where you heard that. Turns out healthy fat is one of the best things for, you don't think that's true? If you ever looked at an American school child and said there's not enough fucking fat in their diet? I don't know what kids you're looking at. That's good. Too much sugar in their diet. Well, milk has sugar too. You shouldn't be fucking drinking too much milk either.

No, milk doesn't have sugar. Candy has sugar. Soda. Candy and soda. Milk has sugar. Milk does not have that much sugar. Obviously soda and obviously soda. That's why milk is a taste is because it's got fucking sugar in it.

What? More than like a fruit roll-up? Not more than a fruit roll-up, but it's like, well, what is the sugar? Lactose. That's a type of sugar. That's good, though. Babies eat that shit. That's good for kids.

You need some. You need some sugar in your diet, but there's no, you don't need, you already, whatever. You need, you need milk. You need, like, fat milk. That's good for you. Yeah, we need more fat milk. I agree. That's what the kids.

Whenever I see the kids, I go, if only we gave these kids more fucking milk than we'd be fine. Okay. Yeah. They still give them fucking chocolate milk, so they're still pouring fucking sugar down there. Can't be any chocolate milk. Got to get rid of that. But that's in the school still.

They're not going to get rid of that. The chocolate milk's in all the schools. They got to, man. They got to do it with the power of Jesus Christ. Chairman Leo says Vito's wearing the exact same shirt as last show. The same two shirts, actually. I don't know what this means, but it's probably a portent that the show will be canceled every week from now. I just wanted continuity to make it all feel like one big episode.

Oh, that's cool. Like when they tape Conan and he's got to switch suits in the middle so they can reshoot something. Yeah, that's pretty smart. I should just get a million of the same shirt. It would be fun. That's what Sean did for 15 years. Aaron Harver says Rip Friend of the show Scott Adams

The Yon Ranger says Arthur Morgan Had a Better Faith versus Death struggle scene in a video game that Scott Adams Had in real life. Well, yeah, that was a story. Wait, what happened to Scott Adams? His struggle with death Was...

I mean, did he struggle with it more than anybody else? It seemed like his way of facing death was to tell us about all the cool books he wrote this one time. Most people don't, like, make a choice to face death. They just kind of die. Right. Scott Adams, he had time to,

Scott Adams had time to make, like, a big PowerPoint presentation, and it sucked. He really kind of whiffed it, man. You know? Top 10, like, celebrity deaths is not, you're not putting Scott Adams on the board. Like a letter, that's it. All this, you have all the money in the world, and you have all this, like, talent, and you don't even make a fucking. His ex-wife took half it.

He had half the money in the world. But yeah. I mean, nothing, that was it. That's all you had. That sucks, man. I think about Scott Adams. I would have been like, join me on a virtual reality tour through my final days with me and your old pal

Dilbert. And I'd have a CGI Dillbert, you know, and you'd put on the goggles. Yeah, it's me. It's Scott and Dilbert waving at you. And they go, hey, I'm Scott. I don't like black people very much. Let's see how I'm going to die. And go on an adventure.

Flooded says, is this a podcast where one of them makes a joke and then they labor it for 15 minutes? Wow, who invited him to the party? We had some good goofs last week, I thought. Klaus MMA, can they please go back to Friday? No. Conrad Klunker, in the end, earning some cash money is what encourages people to set aside their differences and work together. That's what keeps the Somalians together. I saw people congratulating us on the move to Thursdays.

They said it was a savvy decision. And whoever came up with it is a genius. Number 69 says, thank God for Thursday show. I had a ticket for Nuke booked for Friday evening. Can cancel now? All right, shicks. As, God damn it, I deleted my Patreon. Sign up again.

Go to patreon.com slash biggest problem. Sign up again. Sign up again. And we're going to do a big bonus episode, right? Yeah, we do. Why is my head so fucking big today? I don't know, man. You like zoomed your camera in or something.

I didn't do that How could I have done this? You are infinitely larger than me You keep leaning in also Well, I don't know I always lean like this Well yeah I mean it looks like I it's like a David and Goliath situation right now I mean I could zoom my camera

I haven't changed anything I don't think Are you zoomed in? All right That's the problems you want to do your Or that's the comments you want to do your Yeah let's just jump right into it because I'm the winner Here I am, and I won.

Which problem do I want to do first? I'll do a smart problem. Well, not really a smart problem, but a problem with a little bit of statistics behind it. And one which I think Dick Masterson will have an opinion on. Dick, how do you feel about alcohol? Oh, man. I'm addicted to it.

I'm addicted to that delicious brown beverage. I hate it, but I can't stop drinking it. I hate it, but I can't walk away. Alcohol as united mankind across generations. No, shut up. I'm getting into it. I'm singing the praises of alcohol. It has inspired our greatest artists.

It's been responsible for many acts of great comedy. And has united mankind across generations in the pubs, and the bars and the meeting houses. Lots of babies were made by alcohol. That's true. Most of them. And sadly, it seems alcohol's time is coming to an end. As research from the National Institute of Drug Abuse shows that lifetime drinking,

past month drinking, and past year drinking among young people began to decline in the year 2000. This decline has especially impacted Generation Z, those born between 1997 and 2012, and some millennials. A 2023 survey from Gallup founded the share of adults under age 35 who say they, ever drink has dropped 10 percentage points in two decades to 62% in 2021 to 2023 down from 72%

in 2001, 2003. Dick, they ever drink? Nobody's drinking. 62% of kids? 62% of adults under age 35. Yeah. Of them, 62% will drink.

That means that 30, about 40% of young people, people basically say I never drank anything, not a single drop. Dude, they're all doing fucking nitrous. That's why. Well, that's part of it, Dick. We got to round up all the people doing nitrous and kill them or something. The drinking culture, which, remember, we fought so desperately for during the prohibition days,

we had to tell the government, hey, hands off our liquor. These kids today, they don't understand the strides that we've made in making a liquor clean, affordable, and fun. And now they're off just playing their Pac-Man video games and, you know, hula-hooping around. Now, here's a couple of the reasons why young people aren't drinking and they're all gay. One is health and mental health awareness, which means that young people today are far more conscious of problems of mental health. Wait. Now, what they don't understand is that drinking,

Yeah, they're going, well, you know, I don't want to develop an addiction and I don't want to cause myself to become unstable. No, fuck you. No way there. I'm sure they're saying that, but there's no fucking way that's true. This generation is a stronger focus on mental health. Oh, get the fuck out of here. And a lot of them are suffering from anxiety and depression, which means that their doctors say, hey, this pill, don't mix it with alcohol. Yeah, there you go. They don't realize that's a wink and a nod saying, hey, it's really fun if you take this with alcohol. The doctor just can't say it.

They actually take the doctor seriously when he says that. Yeah, I wonder if, I wonder if that the drop in liquor consumption is like directly related to how much more kids liberals trust doctors now. Yeah, absolutely. It's like, dude, like, oh, the doctor said don't. combine it with alcohol, so I'm not going to drink while I'm on antidepressants. I'm not going to drink. The doctor said. I got to just do nitrous or ketamine or something.

Well, the part I found the most interesting is this idea that young people are growing up in a society where not only that they have access to all this information and don't realize that a lot of it's bullshit. But they're also terminally online in a way that they're hyper obsessed with how they'll be perceived by peers. Yeah. Which you always had that in previous generations, but it was kind of understood. It wasn't recorded, though. Like, I could say if my friends said, like, yeah, he literally kissed my ass because he lost a dare. I would say like, I didn't have been a video of it. Yeah.

I didn't do that. He's lying. I remember, you know, when I was growing up, I had a, I had a digital camera I would take to parties and everybody fucking hated me. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, what? I took photos of the party. And they're like, yeah, but it's all photos of us throwing. up or like passed out with our

pants around our fucking ankles. I'm like, yeah, that's funny. Isn't it great that I got a picture of that? And they're like, no. You're like, I still have a picture of my buddy Brett, like on the toilet. Like, just fucking vomit everywhere. And he's like passed out on the toilet like this. Dude, and they take those fucking everywhere.

Like, oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, I go, Brett, I remember that great picture I got. And he's like, we're not friends. Stop. You're an asshole. Why did you take? that picture. You know, so, yeah, now they're everywhere too.

Like any event. They can't do anything. Any event that's supposed to be a party or that people are supposed to be relaxing with, even if you can't escape the shitheads, even if you can't escape the shitheads with the cameras, the event will have some shitbag videographer going around with some huge harness, like taping everybody at all angles with a giant wide angle lens. It's not good. It fucking sucks. You really can't escape it. You know, so all these kids are growing up being every aspect of their lives is being recorded.

So they're already living this. And how are you're going to drink on Discord? Like, who's going to... So kids are all... Kids are trying to escape their parents. Kids can't do real-life activities without adult supervision anymore. They just, like, it's just, it's a thing that died out in the 90s. So now they have to go online to be with their peers without adult supervision.

Who the fuck wants to get wasted on a Discord call? Like, that's not fun. and also mom and dad are going to check your stream and go what's junior doing oh no and the whole thing's fucking recorded you gotta be like down by the queer the rock quarry or something with your hanging out in real life where somebody's like hey I bought I brought this the bad kids yeah I got a Goalty pack let's get wasted all right I'll try it you know you know it's not gonna happen on discord

you know you bring up a good point is that these online platforms are not doing enough to encourage drinking They're too busy raping kids. Yeah, well, YouTube and I think Twitch, I think they're both like, you're not supposed to get inebriated on streams or they'll shut your stream down or whatever. I don't know if it applies to alcohol. You definitely like drug use is a thing. But I've also, you know, seen people lose their accounts for getting drunk and fucking around.

And the mods go, oh, you said like a racist thing while he was drunk. And it's like, well, of course he said a racist thing while he was drunk. That's why he get drunk. So you can say some racist stuff. He was drinking Cabasier. What do you do that? Yeah. So I think that the online platforms need to understand, hey, we're losing an entire generation to non-alcoholism.

You know, these kids are becoming unfun. We need to allow them to get drunk and break the terms of service and not ban them. So what are they doing? They're just doing pharmaceuticals? Well, weed is very popular among a lot of the young people. It is socially normalized and it's seen as less damaging. Many people would say something like, why would I take alcohol?

That could make me sick. I could just take an edible and chill out. Because that makes you an F-sler. I could take a big pot cookie and sit on stage and try to introduce a live show and see all that goes. They're worried about hangovers. They're worried about aggression. They're worried about public embarrassment.

And again, they're just really worried about saving face in front of their peers. But weed is cool for some reason. Maybe they don't. Let's raise the drinking age to 44. Well, okay. Here's one that felt insulting, though, is the idea that they watched what happened to the millennial generation, and they're viewing it as a cautionary tale. So they're looking at millennials and they're going, who are all depressed alcoholics or wine moms. That's you guys.

That's your generation. Not me. Well, that's what they're saying. And I do, I am in a wine mom generation, man. I swear to God, every fucking millennial woman is going, oh, I just have a little bit of wine. I just love wine. I'm going to, you guys.

You guys let chicks take over drinking. You guys are not making alcoholism exciting. We did let chick take over drinking. And brunches and all this crap. We, uh, women really, once women discovered the traitor Joe's wine. They really just kind of let loose and they said, I just had a little wine. It's

a little bit of wine. It's got a little bit. Two-back check. Man, I remember my buddy used to go over his house before he got divorced and man, that woman was just drinking up a storm. My God. I remember that was the one time I went Oh, alcoholism is a problem

for insufferable women. Like, guys, when you're drunk, it's fun or singing songs or playing games. You know? For women, And it's just da- and fucking annoying the hell out of everybody.

They get all horny and you're like, oh, God. This fucking sucks. Nothing worse than being more sober than a woman. Nothing. I'd rather be in the Holocaust than be more sober than a woman. See, this makes me think about

the Turkey Tom situation that's going on in the past week. Have you heard about what's going on with him? He likes to choke bids. Yeah, I think we talk. about that. Chucky Tom likes to choke women, you know? That's cool. And I go, see, Turkey Tom and any other generation, we met Turkey Tom.

I think we even made us shared some drinks with Turkey Tom. And any other generation, you'd just be a normal guy. He likes drinking and choking women. Now he's under a fucking internet spotlight. And they go, can you believe this guy's out there having fun and choking women? You know, what do you mean? He's just like, he's just a guy. He's just having to fun.

Who cares? Dude, I don't know. I got invited to go on like a podcast and go like, we heard you're defending Turkey Tom. We were hoping to have you on to confront you about your problematic views. Oh, yeah. He chokes bitches. Who cares?

Yeah, who cares? He chokes some bitch and, uh, I don't know. I don't even know. Like, what's the worst thing he did? He didn't like rape the girl. He just said, hey, can I choke you? It might be fun. Did he chugger more than once?

That's my question. Did it happen more than once? I don't know. I'm guessing it did. I'm guessing it did with the same woman. happen more than once. She probably, well, then I had a fan that I, did you see the

letter I posted from a fan who informed me about choking? No. This was helpful. All right, this was sent to me. He said, regarding choking women. It's not choking. My problem is young people don't drink. Right after the show ended, one of our fans

found me on Discord and said, Vito, I've been in the kink BDSM scene for 25 years. And 90% of the women I've been with want to be choked or discover that they like to be choked in parentheses because I

choke them. So he's going out there choking women and they find out they like it. So there's not even a problem. He says all women like it. It's euphoric. It's also a psychological trust game. Well, I don't like that part. They know I can kill them, but they trust that I won't.

Yes, you are the submissed. If you're the one doing all this complicated shit to get them off, you are the fucking bait you are the submissive in this relationship well you said i've only had sir i've only had three women black out while i was choking them so this is from the biggest problem community out there choking women like the best of them and i said uh thanks for uh thanks for the first person uh knowledge thank i'm so glad you immediately i think he i think he DM me as the show is going on and said hold on i'm a bit of a woman choking expert here so let me just uh get on over to vito

and make sure he has all the facts. What are the facts? That they like it. Well, the facts are that all women like it. That's what he's claiming. All women want to be choked. How fat, did you say how fat the girls were that he was choking? He did not say that, but he said it's a psychological trust game.

I could kill them, but I won't, probably. Does he say that? I could kill you, you bitch, but I won't. I could kill you right now. I won't because I love you. Yeah. I want to do a Dr. Melfi role play. I want to grab a woman in a parking lot and choke her out and then have her complain to a Tony Soprano about it.

That's my ultimate fantasy. Anyway, young people not drinking. Oh, the last thing that we got to mention, they got to make bars cheaper. That's it. You got to be able to go to a bar and get a $4 beer. That's it. There's no reason you can't. No young person's ever going to be able to afford to go to a bar.

All the bars are going to go out of business. Because you can't just go in there and be like, hey, I'm cheap. You can have nice stuff for, you know, guys you got a little bit of money, but you got to have, like, a $4 can of PBR for the pours. A lot of bars don't have that anymore. Because all those stupid, all those stupid crappy beers are now, like, bougie and fancy because these kids start liking them ironically. And they don't know the difference, actually.

They just started saying they like this. PBR honestly, it tastes like shit. I've never understood people who drink PBR. I think it tastes fucking terrible. Because they saw it on that movie. Blue velvet or whatever it was. You know what's crazy, though, is I love Miller High Life. I love it.

I think High Life is a genuinely good tasting beer. Okay. Drinking a High Life is like drinking a Sprite. It tastes like soda. Here's my problem. You don't like Miller High Life at all? No. It's the champagne of beers.

It's crisp and easy drinking. Here's my problem is... It's the epitome of the American Logger case. According to their own website. Here's my problem is search history. There's this guy Lakari, the streamer, who accidentally showed his search history. Let me see if I can read some of these searches. Isn't that one of the great fears of being a streamer? Bro, yeah.

And you're like, man, I really, if I, if anybody ever sees my search history, you're gonna have a bad day. I don't want everyone to see him. This was hard. This was hard to find because that, because everybody's posting the news about it. it, but they all censor all the pornography names out because they want the money, so you end up getting nothing. It's like just redacted, but I found it.

I saw the list, and I honestly felt I was like, I was like, lucky for him, this is like pretty excusable. Lucky for him, he's black. You know what he's got here. You know? He is black, so he's good. Yeah. Girls and Animals porn.

Lollicon teens from Lolliecon. Was there girls and animals? Was that one of it? Yeah, girls and animals porn. More teen sites, kittygirls. Link, pure nudism, teens, real family nudism. It's all teen, teen, teen, teen, was what I saw on that list. Cute young girl has great day before getting,

and then that's the end of the file name. I don't know what happens. Cream pied, I would imagine. She's probably getting cream pied. Teen brother's sister, very first timer. 14. I don't know if that's the age or the number of the series. Can we show a picture of this gentleman?

Did you see the gif of him? I feel like we should show the gif of his reaction. What is it? That was pretty good. Ah, shit, I don't know. I saw I posted in the Discord. La Cro. La Cari.

La Cra. La Cari. He was streaming. Is this like a video game streamer? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But, man, my problem is just, you know, Search history.

Here, I got the video here. Okay. Let me see if I can share this with you. So this guy was streaming. He has a video game streamer. It looks like he was streaming a League of Legends or something. Okay. And during the stream, you can, here's the, did you watch this video?

Have you seen this video? No, I can see this, no. Watch his eyes when he realized. So he's got his browser open, Tekken, 8 library, Laceyin games. Yeah. POE planner, just normal tabs. Kay needs. Right.

Let me at least add way to list of champions. And then accidentally folder couples teens. And a tab called 500 JPT video files. Now, I think this is what they found because I think somebody Googled this and this is like, see, I don't know if this was his list or a list that he opened of somebody else's links to other porn. But look at his face right here. This is the look of a man going, well, I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.

Couple teens. Oh. Oh. I can see the eye raise there. The little, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. A little meme there.

Oh, hey, he dragged it off screen. He's good. We're good. Oh, man. Just leave it up. He played it off nonchalot. He played it off nonchalot. What is that? He's going, there's nothing here. There's nothing here. There's nothing here.

Just start crying. Just start crying, man. There's no... I mean, the worst of this was, uh, this was like when Voss showed his porn folder. Remember that? Yeah, there wasn't a bunch of, like, teen shit in there, was it, was there? It was just like a horse. No, but there was, uh, there was Lolly. There was, uh, Lollie there was, uh, there was Lolly and it was anime girls getting raped by horses. He's big into like horse porn for some reason. Well, I would assume it's not consensual if it's a horse. Isn't any act of the horse technically rape? Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, somebody's being raped in that scenario. All right, let me keep looking at these. Wow. Teen brother, teens. Wow. I remember, uh, stuff. Did you ever like go over a buddy's house and he leaves the room? And then you go, I'm just going to look at his search history. No. Why not?

Why would you do that? Well, yeah, I was a dick hole. I don't know, because I just, I like the idea of knowing what's going on. That's such an invasion of someone's privacy. Well, I used to have this buddy and you'd collect all these anime figures. And I was like, why are you into all these anime figures? I just, I just think they're cool, you know? They're just really cool.

I'm like, ah, that's cool. That's what you said about your, your anime figures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the difference was I went on his search history. and it was all these websites devoted to guys jerking off on their anime figures, and I said, I'm never touching anything in this guy's fucking room again. We know that all you guys do that. Hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of things.

Why? Why would you jerk off on it? For what purpose? Why would you have it at all? There's no other reason. Not to jerk off on. It would be weirder to have that shit and not jerk off on it. All I know is like, man, I would go over his house and you'd go,

hey, you got to check out this new anime figure I got. I go, yeah, that's pretty cool. He goes, no, no, hold it. Yeah. Why do you want me to hold it? He goes, nah, just, you know, hold it. Put it in your hands and look at it. I'm like, all right.

So wait, so you looked up his porn? Well, I just checked his search history because I was fucking around on his computer, you know? And then I went, oh, oh, God. You're looking for porn, though. It could have been he was, you know, researching a scholarly article. But you're not looking for scholarly articles. You're looking for, you're looking for porn. No, I was looking for, I don't know what's going to show up.

maybe I go, hey, what's he, oh, he's been reading the New York Times. Fascinating. This is a very learned man. Wow, okay. So you went looking for pornography on your friend's computer and you're trying to make it seem like he's the weirdo. Oh, come on. Like, you don't want, doesn't everyone want to know what kind of porn their friends are looking at? No, I don't want to know that. Why would I want to know that? That's like knowing who they are as a person. I don't want to know who there is a person I want to have enjoyable times with them

You don't want to know who there is a person You just brought up a video of a random black guy You're going isn't it interesting It's funny It's funny that he got that he accidentally put it on screen I don't want to laugh at my friends like that It's like I think I told this story The one time I was in the computer lab in high school

And somebody left their floppy disk Yeah In the computer That's okay yeah Okay and I said oh somebody left their floppy disk in the there and it was a buddy of mine and I won't name him and it was just a bunch of incest fan fiction it was not mr. girl sadly it was not mr girl why would you not name him why would you say you're not going to name him if it wasn't mr girl well because it's not mr girl

was only in i was in school mr girl for one year and i didn't even know the fucking guy at the time so it wasn't mr girl okay so me and mr girl passed like ships in the night man everybody thinks we were like high school buddies he was a senior i was a freshman Uh, well, anyway, your secret shape with me, friend, who had a bunch of incest porn on his floppy disk. Why do we keep them? Why does the computer keep them? We don't, no one has ever benefited from a search history. Maybe like one in, one in ten billion uses of the history has ever been used.

I like to know what I jerked off to like a year ago. Then you should have to turn it on. It should be default off. And every day it should go off unless you say, hey, turn my search history on. It's like a, it's like a curse that. we've inflicted on ourselves for no reason. And you think it's like the status quo bias where you think, well, I shouldn't turn it off.

Surely it must be here for some reason. And you leave and everybody uses it, but it's only fucked people over ever. Here's the real problem is we're in the future. So like, how does Google not understand that there just needs to be a toggle

that you can go, I would like to turn off all the auto... Auto fill. No, but that doesn't even, but if you, damn it. If you do incognito mode, you lose access to, like, all your logins and stuff. You know, you're not logged into the sites anymore. Yeah, that's fine. No, that sucks.

No, I want, I want like a mode where I could just be like, hey, I'm going to be using, somebody else is going to be using my computer. You know, they got to look up a thing. That's guess profile. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But then you got to set up. I got it.

it should be a little easier. They also, dude, I don't think Google still has that thing where it still does auto fill. Yeah. So I can't stream using Google. I have to stream using Firefox because otherwise I'll go to type in the letter S. It'll be like sexy fucking horse porn masterminds. Not net or whatever.

Sexy teens. And I go sexy teens. Yeah, exactly. No, not preteens. Jesus Christ. It's your porn. It's not my porn. So your porn are you doing?

Ex-hamster, Homegrown Simpson's shit So yeah Everybody's been skunked by search history We should all turn it off Don't use it anymore Including this poor black guy Who just wanted to look at 5,000

Teenage porn titles All right, that's my problem I will say a lot of people are making They're making too big a deal out of it The teen porn We understand they're 19 When it says teen On those things

Either that or it's Russian So the age of consent doesn't apply anyway guy should not be on Twitch. A guy jacking off to 5,000 hardcore teen porn titles should not be streaming to kids. I think it was somebody else's folder. This is a doctor disrespect, uh, black. He's the black

doctor disrespect. You gotta get, we gotta weed these fucking creeps out of here, man. Get them on YouTube. Get them on rumble. Get them on rumble where there's no kids and know anybody. I see people in the chat freaking out. I want to be clear. There's nothing wrong with teen porn as long as they're 18 or 19. That's still teens. No, that's wrong.

Still. How's it wrong? What's wrong about it? Because there's still kids. Yeah, well, a fucking 24-year-old woman is a fucking kid at this point. All that brains are retarded. All women are fucking children at this point. No one should fuck a woman under 40. All right, but if you want, if you want an 18-year-old to get trapped in the dryer, there's nothing morally incorrect about that. I'm not worried about that. And you should be kept off of streaming.

Well, you're probably a pedophile and a creep, yeah, and that's probably true. All right. All right. Go ahead. Here's my problem, Dick, is we got a whole planet, don't we? Yeah. You got a whole planet full of land. Yeah.

All lands of all different sizes. Right. And you look at that land and you look at who owns it and who's in control of it and you go, eh, probably, they don't need it. They're not doing anything with it. We should have it. Yeah. My problem is America doesn't own enough shit.

We should own more of the world's shit. Oh. Starting with Greenland and moving on to the rest of the world. You're pro-Greenland? What was the point? What was the... Oh, we should annex half of all the stuff. Here's the biggest problem that every society may...

You remember watching that movie Gandhi? Did you ever have to watch that in school? Uh, no. But you're aware of that movie. It's about Gandhi. What's his name? Ben Kingsley. I forget who played...

Ben Kingsley plays Gandhi. We had to watch that in school and it was like, isn't this great? You know, the Indians took their independence back from white people and I went... And then I went, yeah, that's great. What a good story. You know, they deserve to be independent.

And then later, we find out, oh, fuck those guys. India sucks. It was probably better when white people were running everything. Definitely. Telling them to stop fucking around. If we were...

The British were still there, they'd be like, no, you're not allowed to just call up people and try to scam them out of money? No. Like you're not allowed to do that. You've got to act normal. Okay? So the British were the first white people would just start giving up their shit and it was a huge disaster.

And we as Americans, it was a big mistake. We as Americans should realize you never give anything back. You take. Right. Okay. So you want an American to be an empire. 100%. The only reason an empire is bad is that you need enough. It's because the liberal is crying about. to run shit and they got to stay there

and they got to run it. The problem is that they don't... We have enough of that, I think. Yeah, okay. We had the Philippines from 1898 to 1946. We acquired it from Spain. Right.

The full U.S. colony. And after World War II, what would we do? We said, you guys could be independent to the Philippines. Why? Just keep it. Fucking keep it. Yeah.

Let them be the Philippines. Let them do their Philippines shit, but go, hey, by the way, you are still, our shit. Like, you're, you're American fucking deal with it. Okay, one of the big ones. Yeah. The Pacific Islands. After World War II, we fucked Japan over. We fucking bombed the shit out of them. We started putting their guys in camps in our country. Okay, we, uh, we did good. We won, and we should have kept. We got Plow, Micronesia, and the Marshall Islands.

Three excellent Pacific territories. And then for some reason, they all became independent nations after the compact of free association. We should say, no, we won World War II. We should get something out of it. I know we got a lot of stuff, but we should get like all the stuff. Right. And of course, Dick, Panama Canal, America bravely steps in and says, look at this shithole country.

What if we just carved a fucking path down the middle so we can get through it quicker? We don't got to sail around this shit hole. Okay? So we fucking U.S. Army Corps of Engineers went in and dug fucking trenches through the straight of Panama. And then we just give it back to him like... Stupid. 80 years later? Yeah.

Yeah, we were clearly doing a better job running it. We built the fucking thing. Well, we got to give it to Panama. It's got to be Panama. Jimmy Carter did that. Piece of shit. Jim Carter. Good old Jim Carter.

Why would he do that? I don't know, sir. I mean, why? It's not Jim Carter. Jimmy, Jimmy, yeah. Jimmy fucking Carter, why would he do that? Why would he do something like that? I don't know.

Not to mention from doing that. How would he benefit? Well, here's the thing is that... We know how Trump benefits from sucking Israel's dick. So how would Carter benefit from doing that shit? Look, so we won the Cold War. Russia fucking lost. And Russia was going territorializing like crazy.

They were trying to get a foothold everywhere. And it was great. They fucked up. It was great. Yeah, it was fine. They were happy with it. They had all these... Amazing.

it was they had a good thing going for a while they had half of berlin you know they had a foot hold in the middle east yeah and then they started fucking up and that communism shit didn't work out that was the time for america to show up and go i guess we're gonna i guess we're gonna take some of this stuff maybe some of this stuff should look we everybody europe wouldn't have such big uh Islamic problems if it was owned by America, would they? No, not at all. Not as big. It would still have problems because liberals, but it wouldn't be as big, I don't think. If Trump gets Greenland, everything else he's done doesn't matter because you'll go, he could bomb everybody, he could lock up all your kids and fucking alligator Alcatraz. I would still go, yeah, but that fucker got his Greenland. Like,

I don't care. We got a whole other fucking country out of it. That's incredible. Don't you You think you'll probably just get like some mining rights and like some like permanent access to military bases? You don't think he's going to get the actual country. He's just going to get the mining rights? I don't think he's going to get the actual. I think he's just going to get like shipping rights. No, but we deserve it. We deserve it.

Of all the things America's done for the world, okay, we made music better, we made movies better. We made technology better. We fucking saved half you fuckers from polio and whatever else. Okay. and what do we get out of it? We get, oh, God, America sucks. I fucking hate America. You just hate it because you're not part of it.

The rest of the world, let's be real. Every country just hates America because they're jealous. And secretly, I think everybody in Greenland is going, you know, right now they're all poo-pooing. They're going, oh, we fucking hate America. We don't want to be a part of America. I think secretly they're like, yo, we might be America. Yeah, that would be awesome.

I mean, we got to drive like a tough bargain, but. They're not even like They're not even part of Denmark Is it Denmark right? They're not even part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dude, every country has to pretend

they don't want to be a part of America because they want to get a good deal. But they do. Even Canada, I think, you know how Canada is always like, oh, geez, oh man, like, what do you think we're just going to give you guys, Americans, whatever you want? Secretly, they're like, yo, we could be like Upper America.

That would be pretty fucking cool. All right, but just play it cool. Play it cool. Like Trump's good at bargains. Trump's going to deal, so we've got to be like really, we're going to play it close to the chest. We've got to act like we're pissed off that he's talking about this shit, you know? Every time a foreign leader talks about, like, America's imperialism, it makes me just really despise them. I'm like, oh, my God, I really, I really, I just want to go.

We have been restrained. Into the UK. Like, I have never want, I want, I want the U.S. to treat England like Israel treats Palestine. Just mow them over. get Starmer on his knees, on television, in the front of Westminster Abbey, and say, hey, say that shit that you said about, like, or Macron or whoever, say, say that shit you said about being a bully or whatever.

Like, the thing you said where nations are built on, like, respect or some shit. And then just, it's so sickening. Say it to my face, pussy. Say it to my face. And then it's so sickening to hear them. mulling and trying to sack up and like and and and talk tough in a way that they have obviously learned from American movies. It's I hate it.

I hate them. Yeah, we taught other countries how to have a backbone by importing our media to them. And I go, yeah. How about this? Trump's like, yeah, I know where you were that.

Eastwood would have said a mech of my dare. And you go, oh, see, but that's, you know, you got that from us. So you think you are John Wayne? You are John Wayne?

You are John Wayne? We tell you something in France. We don't like a bullies. God. Fuck you. It's true. Dude, the spaghetti Western, man. Even France, a fucking nation of Pussies and F-slers, man.

They love fucking cowboy movie. Everybody loves fucking America. Or the countries where, you know, you weren't allowed to listen to our music so they had to take old x-rays and carve the records into them. You ever see that? No. They couldn't get vinyl records. So if you get vinyl records.

So if you get vinyl records in other countries, half the time they'll be printed on an x-ray of some dude's skull. Because that's how they made vinyl records. Yeah, it's awesome. Because they're like, hey, Michael Jackson, you know, they would just take the plastic they used to make x-rays and carve the records into that. Yeah. So, look, whenever they talk about American. I mean, at some point, before 2050, we're going to have to invade Europe just to keep Muslims from getting their hands on nuclear weapons. So we might as well start, we might as well start the war now.

Like we had 20 years of war in the Middle East. We're going to have 20 years of war with Europe. Okay, fucking mount up. Regulators mount up. Let's start. Let's start now. I just wish every country didn't have to go, oh, you guys can't take Greenland. Look, why don't they just go, yeah, you guys deserve it?

Yeah, take it. You know, can at one point, can a country go, well, I mean, wait, who's going to take them over, America? Oh, yeah, no, they, yeah, I mean, America. They've done all this shit for us. What do you mean? They give us all their fucking money to save everybody from fucking AIDS and whatever else. They care all the fucking diseases. They make all the cool technology in the movies.

They have all the missiles. Yeah, fucking give them, give them Greenland. What do you mean? Whenever somebody can, you were talking about people complaining about American imperialism, our imperialism has been a little cuckolded. We've been cubs on the world stage. Yeah. We give everybody everything and then we go, uh, could we get like a little something?

and they go, you imperialist dogs, always trying to take and take. It's like, oh, never mind, I guess we don't, we won't take it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We'll keep sending you money.

Don't worry about it. No. Trump's the first guy to show up and go, hey, we want fucking Greenland, which is a fair, I think for 200 years of making the world infinitely better, we should just get Greenland. They should just go,

I don't even know how they would stop us. Like, what are you going to do? That's the other point. Yeah, fuck you. At this point, we're just taking it then. So either be cool about it, okay? It's like you're at the donut shop. I mean, it's extra funny because Trump assassinates leaders.

Trump doesn't do, like, launch a D-Day-style invasion where he puts boots on the, like, 50,000 boots on the grounds. He just sends Sealed Team 6 in to assassinate foreign leaders. It's extra funny that they're trying to cry about it, knowing that that's going to be his response. Is, oh, okay, well, I mean, I guess we'll kill you. After Trump showed the world that we can just send our guys in and arrest your president for fun in the middle of the night With like weapons that people don't even describe correctly. Like what the hell did they have?

You think when a week later he goes, I want Greenland, everybody, all the presidents and all the other countries would go, yeah, that's cool, man, just fucking take it. No problem. What are you guys doing? Are you retarded? He literally stole a country's president for fun. He's not like, you know, he's not like, you know, he's like. He's like, hey, look, I took their fucking president.

Isn't that hilarious? Something that, like, America doesn't even support. And now you're going to go, I think you should leave Greenland alone. Well, you're getting kidnapped next, man. Like, we're just going to take all your world leaders. Why are you fucking around? If any, this is a guy, look, just give him what he wants.

One, he deserves it. So he should just give it to him. And two, why are you fucking around? He's just going to come in the middle of the night. Yeah, why are you fucking around? Don't worry. Jimmy Carter will give it back to you. Like some pussy liberal will get in power again,

and they'll give it back to you, and there'll be a bunch of new military shit there that you just get for free. So just relax. Enjoy the ride. Why don't you count on one hand all the fucking free aid and wars we fought for you and what are,

what are you doing with Greenland? You don't care? You're not going to mine those minerals. Okay? You're too busy sitting around dealing with fucking jihadists blowing up every Christmas festival you have. Why do you have all these fucking Christmas festival?

Couldn't you be spending this time looking for more migrants to rape your kids? Like, isn't that what you could be? You waste it a whole afternoon. Arguing with Trump when you could have been transporting more Islamic migrants into your countryside to rape the white kids

there. You wasted a whole afternoon. Why don't you go design another big Christmas market so a brown guy could come and blow it up? Because that's all I hear about from your fucking country. You go, hey, we got another great Christmas market here. You go, why don't you stop making these fucking markets? It's just like

a guy's going to, why don't you make a Christmas market, there's just a big fucking target in the middle of the ground at this point. Hey, here's something that might help you guys. It's called racism. Give it a shot. Roll it out. Send some pamphlets out. Give it a try. Try it on. Well, anyway, give us

Greenland. You don't need it. We deserve it. What's it called? My problem is America not owning more stuff. America not owning half the planet as is our God-given right under Manifest Destiny.

I want to see a nuclear war. Here's my problem. My problem is not enough manifest destiny. There. Not enough, man. Not enough. We shouldn't have stopped at California. We should have continued to manifest.

Yeah. What about Alaska? Trump should say manifest destiny. He should say it. Whatever somebody asks. What do you think? Trump-offest Trumpstiny. He should rename it.

Trump-Fest Trumpstity. Yeah. And he should make... Desta Trump. And he should make... Aaron Trump, king of Greenland. I think that would be cool. That would be cool.

I'd like to see a nuclear war between China and America over who has to take Africa. Like, no, we don't want to annex Africa. We don't want it. We don't want it. We tried to build railroads there. Didn't work because they mess it up. Man, have you been seeing the videos of that guy's speed is in, like, Nigeria right now? Jane Fonda.

What about Shane Fonda? I show speed. He's Jane, he's a modern Jane Fonda. Oh, he's Jane Fonda. Well, no, because it's not where. I don't think he is trying to help them out. I think he's going, wow, it kind of sucks here. Oh, really? Yeah, but it's not working because everywhere he goes, he's being like harassed by fucking Nigerians are just begging him for money.

And he's like, wow, this sucks. Wow, okay. This isn't working at all. That was his attempt, though. He wanted to whitewash Apathy. Some dude, like, jumped on his bus and was like, I need 10,000, I need 10,000. He's like, this is not content, man. I'm not just giving out money. He offered the guy like $5,000.

Yeah. And again, in Nigerian dollars. The guy goes, no, no, I need $10,000. He goes, get the fuck off the bus. Like, the guy got nothing. You're like, ah, this is good. I like, well, I like when guys go, I can just go to any country on earth and make fun content.

And you go, no, you can't. You can't go there and do it. There are a bunch of scammers and beggars. You're going to have a horrible time. All right. Did I already play the sound? My problem is, uh, vacuum. vaccine sickness.

I got, oh, man, I stabbed myself with a metal thing. And I went to the hospital to get it glued back together. And they said, oh, do you have your, your tetanus shot? And I said, yeah, yeah, I got that.

And then I realized, shit, I don't actually know, because every time someone's asked me that, I always say yes. just because I don't want to get, I don't want to, like, do a bunch of vaccine bullshit. So I'm like, you know what? Maybe I should actually

get it, because I really, I actually don't know. Yeah. I actually don't know. It's probably, I've been saying I just got it for probably 20 years. So maybe I should just get it. Because I did actually get stabbed with metal.

Maybe I should get it. Is it a 10 shot for life? No, it's for like 10 years. Yeah. And I'm supposed to get it, I guess I was supposed to get it before the baby was born, too. Someone told me that, but I don't know. I just said, yeah, I already got it. Wait, why? Can you give the baby? Can you transfer tetanus to a baby?

I don't know, man. It's like they, they just try, people try to pump you so full of vaccines for shit that I don't even know how you get. Like, where would I get stabbed by rusty metal in my house? I guess it's possible, but. Yeah, I don't know. You could be trying to do something in the garage. You fall down. I asked this gay.

motherfucker that's gluing my fingers back together like well yeah if I already had it you know does it do anything is nah it's fine there's no there's no kinds of side effects with it you'll be fine so I get the fucking vaccine and then I get the worst fever that I have ever had in my life like two days

two days of like lying under six blankets shivering like I'm in the fucking revenant Like teeth chattering big... Yeah. Like just totally insane... Totally insane reaction to it. The whole time thinking, this is fucking bullshit.

Why is... Why are they even allowing me to do this? Did you immediately assume it was the vaccine? Did you immediately make that connection? Yeah, what do you mean assume? Yeah. I don't have like violent tremors just for fun. Well, you know, maybe you got...

Maybe there was a ghost. A good, good, good, good, good, good, ghost. La la la la la la. You know, maybe you're in bed and there's like a spooky ghost sending bad vibes. That's also possible. We got to do something about these fucking vaccines. Every time I drink a drink or pick up a cigarette, I get six warnings. Hey, this thing's going to give you cancer.

Hey, this thing's. But these goddamn vaccines, they're just like giving them out like candy and not saying, hey, you're going to have the worst two days of your life. So if you need to do anything, don't get this vaccine now. Come back later. But instead, they fucking lie. They lie about it. They should warn you like, hey, this might...

You're going to have a real bad time. You're going to have a real bad time, and you're going to hate that you got this. But if you're juggling rusty nails or if you're working on a construction site, you know, it's something that you should get. if you're just sitting on your ass on the couch If you're just hang around your house Right you're not nailing a lot of wood You know

Come back when you got a two days To just flush down the fucking toilet You're not doing a lot of home improvement Is you know what I'm hearing If you're not like you know If you're walking around If you're doing like some spulunking And abandoned subways

If you're working around like a lot of meth encampment Definitely you should get it immediately But if you're just dicking around Like you've been dicking around For your entire life wait till you have just two days that you can flush down the toilet that you absolutely don't need to do anything during and then come back and get this fucking vaccine. Tetanus can also be transferred by manure. Are you doing with a lot of manure lately?

They didn't ask, and they should have asked. They didn't ask you about manure? Are you playing around? Are you going to any Indian Diwali festivals so you can play with a lot of poop in the next? You've been riding your horse around, doing a little polo, you know? No. You've got to watch out for the manure. So I shouldn't be getting this fucking vaccine is what you said.

Also, if you have any injuries with dead tissue such as frostbite, have you had any frostbite recently? Well, I had the, no. Frostbite specifically? It says injuries with dead tissue, including burns, crush injuries, and frostbite can lead to exposure to tetanus. Well, I did get the stabbing thing. Well, maybe you're going to get tat. What do you mean stabbing thing? I stabbed myself in the hand with a pole.

So then maybe you got Tedness. Then you probably do need the tetanus shot. Nah, but it wasn't rusty at all. It was just a piece of metal that I got right out of the box. Hold on. You're going, I don't need a tetanish shot for anything. What am I going to do? Get stabbed with metal.

And then you're going, by the way, I didn't recently get stabbed with metal. Nah, I was right out of the box. You literally are the only person who needs a tendness shot right now. You literally just got stabbed. That's what they said. That's what they said at the hospital. Well, yeah, that's why they gave it to you. They gave it to you to make sure you're going to get tedness from it.

They should have said you're going to have a hundred. It buried the fucking lead. The reason they gave you a tetanus shot is you specifically went in there and you said, Hey, doctor, I just got stabbed with a piece of metal. What do you think a doctor is going to do not give you a fucking tetanus shot, you retard? I said right at the beginning I got stabbed in the hand. I said right at the beginning, I got stabbed in the hand so I went to the hospital with med. Right?

And then they said, oh. And they said, I don't know. A fucking tree branch. You could have got stabbed with like a piece of wood? How the fuck would I get stabbed with a tree branch? You were using a wooden fork. to get at your salad and it's splintered off. I don't know what you got fucking stabbed with.

I can't believe they gave me a tetanus shot after I stabbed myself. You fucking idiot. How much people are getting tetanus after getting stabbed by a nice, clean piece of metal? I don't know, but the doctor has a checklist. Look, let's be clear. The doctor has a checklist of bullshit to do to make you maybe not have to come back because they don't want to deal with you. And one of them is go, I just give them a fucking tetanish shot.

Yeah, but it made me have a really bad time. It made me have be shivery as old. care. That doctor, you know what that doctor's saying? Hey, that guy's not going to come back. I don't got to deal with that guy again. He said pound me harder daddy because he was gay as a $3 bill. Anytime a doctor recommends anything, understand that his primary motivation is, profit. I don't want to have to deal with this guy. Yeah, well, but he wants more people to come in. He doesn't want you keep coming back with the same shit because then you're going to complain and be a dick about. You're going to go, I'm still cold. Oh, and you got to do more fucking shit. He just wants it done with.

So he's going to give you whatever he's got. well nobody knows that that's one of the great mysteries of life we can never find out what it is if we knew what tetanus was it probably doesn't even exist do you know anybody who's ever had it no i think it's ghost related i really do i think tetanus it gets india and then the ghosts can find you and that's why you were shivering well then i'm like i'm like wait a minute i looked it up and it said t daft i'm like wait a minute that's the vaccine i just gave my son why the fuck Why don't the fuck am I giving me a baby This poisonous shit

He's probably shivering too Babies are notoriously attracted To metal of all types They can smell it Yeah when's he gonna encounter metal Rusty metal Baby babies love rust man You ever put like anything rusty near a baby

You can put a nice plush toy And a piece of rusty metal Like in front of a kid They go to the rusty metal every time They're attracted to it Yeah like bloodhounds Yeah what am I going to get?

What am I going to get that I don't already have? You know? It's fucking wasted. They wasted two whole days. Don't say that. That's how you jinx yourself. You're going to get Scott Adams with that kind of rhetoric. What could possibly happen to me?

I'm not going to get anything. I would go out quite differently if I had cancer like Scott Adams. I would go out in a quite different way. Indeed, I can tell you that much. I look forward to that spectacle. I look forward to Dick Masterson Terminal Cancer you say? Dick Masterson on the clock tower at the Nation of Islam University

waving to the crowd. The cancer doctor would come back with two secret servants agents. All right, I got some bad news. I'm like, oh, cancer. We have to take you into immediate custody. You didn't get enough guys. Yeah. Well, that's the way to go out.

All right. So Dick's problem is, what, vaccines? Vaccines. Vaccines? Making you. Yeah, just vaccines. Just in general. They're all bad.

Vaccines. Talk to RFK about it. Vaccine. Maybe RFK will get rid of it. Well, they should put on the label. Like, you're going to have a shitty, you're going to have a shitty couple of days. You're going to waste your day. You're going to waste your day.

The day is going to be totally wasted. Did you ask them to read the label of the vaccine? It doesn't have any on it. I saw the vaccine. and there was no labels, warning labels of any kind, like, this vaccine could give you the chills all night, really bad chills. Then I wouldn't have taken it. I would have said, fuck that, I'm not getting chills all night.

Fast. Don't you agree? Unating. I think I would probably, if I got a stab with metal, I would take the tetanus shot. Yeah, but what if it said this could cause you to have a very serious freezing chills all night? Sounds kind of fun. Well, you should have the option at least. You didn't have fun and getting the chills?

I did not have fun. Every time I get the chills, I'm like, wow, it's kind of cool to your body. Can just react like this. It's kind of fun. Yeah, but for nothing. Did you have soup? Yeah, I had soup. It gave me diarrhea.

Diary. Like, before I didn't mention the diarrhea. That's way worse than the chills. And then I look it up online. I'm like, what's about, what's the problem with the tennis? vaccine it's like oh you got a your arm could get sore you better move it around i'm like arm i feel like i'm gonna fucking die dude my arm i do get the sore arm whenever i get a shot i do get that man i'm never getting that shit again never well i don't think you have to get it again

it's like every 10 years right i'm not getting it when i'm 55 i'm never getting that shit again i'm just gonna get tetanus you should open a rust factory just to just to show them how much you don't need it you go look at all this rust i don't even give it i i have i don't even give it i i i rust and manure factory for kids to play it. I don't need it and I'm not getting it. I got through most of my life without having one because I've been lying about it for yeah every time anyone asks. It's always good to lie to your doctor. Very helpful stuff. Because they lie to you. They're saying that the tennis vaccine's fine, but it's not fine. It's going to give you diarrhea. It's going to make you be cold all night. Yeah. So I can't remember the last time I got a vet.

Well, I did get the flu vaccine this year. So that was fun. I don't want to get the flu. No. Surprisingly, I used to get sick all the time when I lived in. I mean, I guess it's not surprising. When I lived in Massachusetts, I would get sick all the fucking time. How do you get sick in California?

How? How does that even happen? What do you mean? I can't get sick out here. There's no viruses. They all get eradicated by the sun. Uh, oh. All right.

You really got to touch a bunch of people to get sick. Yeah, you got to be in close quarters with them. You got to be shaking hands and shaking babies. God fucking damn it. What? I'm trying to get it. I'm trying to log in to read the Super Jats. What are our problems?

Our problems are young people don't drink and not enough manifest destiny. and uh vaccine yours is vaccines and and and vaccine injuries

and um let's the other one that I said you're to write this stuff down I did write it down but then I threw my paper away well stop doing that

I can never remember what we talk about on this show it was probably something about black people oh it was the search engine thing Yeah, search history. Search history. All I have to do is go, well, it must have related to black people somewhere. Oh, yeah, a black guy in his search history. There you go. That's one of our problems. Yeah, that was the problem.

It just happened to be a black guy this time. Anybody could have had a search history problem. All right? Not necessarily. Look, there's a lot going on in the world, okay? What do you want? There's a lot going on. I have an answer to that. Hold on, black people, black people. Search history. There it is. There we are. All right. Do you want me to read these super chats? I can't log in. Okay. Baldur for five. Wait a minute. Did you change the password?

No, you changed the password. Balder for five. How are you logged in? You know how I'm logged in. No, I don't. How are you? Seriously, how are you logged in? Ask me some other time. What do you mean? Ask you some other time. Ask me some other time. Ask me. Ask me. some other time. I changed the password to prevent your moderating. Oh, I guess I have a secret super password to access all the shit. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you

retake them? You know how I have access. I don't. Yes, you do because you sent me a fucking invitation. Oh, you're using that invitation. Okay. What do you just say that? So retarded. What are you saying? Because you know how I have access. You fucking sent it yourself. Why didn't you say that? Because I can't get in.

Well, that's your hearted problem. Oh, no. Balthor says, Vito, why are you defending Frogtony is so hard. I love Frog Tony. The Pog for 20. Why are you defending Frog Tony? You only get to call Vito a pig if your super chat is more than $20. I mean, I love that, but I don't think anybody's going to adhere to that. Cardlebird for 10 says, hey, yeah, hey, yeah. Many for five. I'm so glad this show is limping on with Dick hating Vito and Vito not changing any behavior. I disagree with EBS. This show has two months Max. Wait, who said that? The locks for...

Manny sent that. Balder for two says no one emailed Vito. Cody Titus for two accuses me of deleting comments, which I literally don't have the ability to do. Electro Dragon for three says Vito, they sold you ladies' glasses. He's deleting fucking comments now.

I have no idea, but I literally can't do it. He can't do it. Who's that guy? I'm going to ban him right now for spreading misinformation. That was Cody Titus claiming I'm deleting comments You fucking liar Cody For five says Vito you're overweight

And you should consider eating healthier Thank you Gunny for 10 says librarian Vito Yes I like these glasses Straturgery for two Today's sound is too audible

I hear it too well Thank you Methylvania for 8 At least Eric July doesn't make his fans Wait four years for a comic Wait you skipped one Deloge McGee Logue says deleting McGee

deleted your copse stream. Accusing me of deleting comments, which I didn't do. Well, you still got to read it. Deleted my first chat. Hailed and deleted your cryptic Reddit comment about exposing information about Richard by the scenes. RIP turkey, Richard is the Coca-Cola. You share with others.

Groundup, Sonia. How did you delete his chat this episode? I have no idea what he's talking about. 14 Pat for 67 Kazerka stands. Love you guys. I'm happy I was able to catch the stream because of this convenient timing. Spider return for two, I keep forgetting the show is on Thursdays. Out to thank Vegas for five says Catholic Legal Immigration Network Board.

Okay. Oh, all right. I thought he was doxing people, but it's S. Schreiber, S. Bronstein, R. Nagar. I have no. Is he saying these are all? I have no idea. I have no idea. I wish the least gooey.

Man, I wish the fucking racist could stop with the meme speak and just say what they're saying. I mean, all they're saying is Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews. Like, we know what they're saying. But just say it simply. This is the board. Surprisingly, Stein is the least. Well, they're running out of ways to say, they're running out of ways to say Jews, so they have to come up with new ways to say Jews.

Then just say the names. Just say the names. You don't need to add a joke to it. They already did that. They're done doing that. Now they need a new fucking thing. Oh, he used a G instead of a J. God damn it.

God damn you people. Well, what can you do? It is funny that I go on Twitter and I'm like, man, there's just not a day that goes by that I saw one. Look, we're starting to be a little too unfair because there was a story where it was a guy opened a flight school, different minorities of certain stripes. A guy opened a flight school and it said a guy who opened flight school dies after his teenage pilot, you know, with teenage pilot. And it was the white guy opened the school and a black teenager next to him.

And all the comments are like, he was probably. trying to steal the plane. I'm like, we don't know what the fuck happened on the fucking plane that crashed, okay? We don't know. I doubt he was trying, he definitely was trying to steal the plane. He's trying to steal something though. Guys, it's possible. He's probably trying to steal.

Something. Stop. No, okay? It's possible a plane just crashed. The fact that a black teenager was maybe, and again, he was if it's a, if it's a flight school, flying another plane and he's like, I got to kill the situation. It was like the red

Barron. He's like, duh, red baron. You're making it worse. Okay. Except his plane goes like, woo, woo, as he's flying, he's like me, woo, wow. This is a horrible tragedy. And the other guy's like a crypt. And his flight instructor died.

What do you like, Mr. This is a horrible tragedy shit now? Who gives a fuck if somebody you don't know dies? No, it's just like, it sucks. It sucks. You don't want to, you're up there trying to teach the next generation of pilots to fly through the skies. So this guy is a future fucking astronaut, dude.

He might be. You don't know. Yeah, I do. He will be. Hey, there was a black astronaut and he was a really cool guy and then he died. Was he trying to steal space? No. Well, maybe you was actually.

You ever read about Ronald McNair? Here, bring up this thing real quick. This guy was great. This was what we wanted. wanted. Who's we? He died on the Challenger. Wait a minute.

Who's we? Why would America want this shit? I want this. Yeah, you want this. A bunch of black guys you can suck off. Oh, look at you. You're black and you did something. Can I suck you off?

Who gives a fuck what race they are? He was a cool guy. He was a... Look, he had a Bachelor of Science and Physics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Oh, really? fifth degree black belt in karate and I think he played saxophone too. Yeah, look, here he's

playing saxophone in space. Man, that's awesome. That's what I want to see. This was a level of black excellence that we deserved as Americans and then we sent him to space and killed him for some fucking reason because we had to go to space again. Two women pilots. That's why. Well, that is kind of what happened. The second you said, let's send a lady up there.

It's the whole fucking thing was crazy. There goes the neighborhood. You can't send women to space. You can't send women to space. And whitties on the moon, as they say. Okay. Balder for five. The plums get drunk in discord often.

Fottwa on you, Masterson. Massachusetts man for 20, says for Richard's kid and Vito's Funko Pop collection, I'm glad the show's not dead. Trude Doug for five says, Vito, don't gloss over Frog Tony. Oh, I'm not glossing over him. I think Frog Tony. as being unfairly maligned.

That being said, Frogtony's, he's made a lot of missteps in life. Wait, what is he fucked up now? His DMs got leaked. You didn't see the DMs? No, I saw, I saw EVS say something about him, but I didn't see the. Look, Tony has been, he got a big head, Tony. He started getting some streams going. They were popular.

That's why his teeth are so far apart because the teeth are normal sizes. His head is large. They're stretching out. It makes the teeth look like. Like when you blow up a balloon and it stretches out. Look, I think Tony, I think he experienced a sudden rush of influx of attention and popularity. He kind of let it go to his head.

And I think Tony's a great broadcaster. I'd like him. What? I love Brocktony. You think Frank Tony is a great broadcaster? I'm sorry. Can you find something to swear on for that? When Tony's room?

When Tony's, when he tempers his, when he tempers his attitude, he's got to be a little more chill. He's a little, he's a little not chill these days. I just want to hear what makes him so great as a broadcaster, do you think? He's got, he's got to, he's got to, look, I've, I followed Frog Tony from back in the, when he was going at Tommy Tolariko back in the Amico days, okay. And he's got, he had kind of a cool, laid back, cool guy style where he went, what's up guys, it's me, Frog Tony. But now he's getting kind of flustered.

He's getting emotional. He feels attacked. So he's laid back style? That's what you think made him a great broadcaster? I think he's got to get back to being cool as a cucumber. I think Frog Tony's got to calm down. And also, I got to say, everybody's got to stop declaring themselves the Comics Gate King and the new leader of Comicsgate.

It's a cute joke for like a week when you keep doing it, you know, like Tony kept calling himself the chosen one of comics gate. You go, listen man, that's going to start rubbing some people the wrong way. Evie S is the chosen one of comics gate, not frog fucking Tony, all right? You call yourself the chosen one of comics gate when you're doing comics gate.

Why are people saying you're defending him, though? Like, what the fuck? What are you talking about? Well, just because everybody's going to frog Tony this week. You know, EVS was saying he's done with Frog Tony, which is a tragedy. Bro, if EBS is done with you, you fucked up big time.

I don't know if that's true. EVS has let people back at his good graces before. It doesn't mean you didn't fuck up big time, though. It mean you could have, well, I don't know if he did anything personally to EBS. I think he, I think he, uh, he's in an embarrassing situation. Some of his texts leaked between him and a female, uh, which did not make him look. Because the lady leaked the texts, I think. I don't know.

Fucking bitches. They will do that to you. Well, well, don't. Don't, this is why, dude, I'm like, when I text with girls, I make them, I go, I don't say fucking anything. Because I go, like, I don't want anything coming back to me. What do you say? They'll be like, oh, I go, hi, how is your day? How's your day?

I hope things are well. Wow. And then they'll send me like a sexy picture of them. They'll be like, you should send me a picture of you. And I'll send a picture of me and like waving. Wait a minute. Are you saying the girls want a sexy picture of you? Yeah, yeah, they do.

And then I send back a picture of me like, you know, like that. You mean they want like an erotic picture of your wiener or something? Yeah. And they're not getting it. They're never getting it. It's not happening for that. Girls who I need sexy texting with, all right? I don't want to, you don't know them and you're never going to know them.

If I play my cards right. Katie's saying that Tony's shit talked her the night before and lied about touching her ass. So I guess that's why she leaked all the text. No, Katie did his ass. No, Katie did. No, the girl. It's Daelish. Daylish leaked the text. Katie is saying he shit talk Dalish. And if that's true, I warned him specifically not to do that. But I guess he did. I don't know. I don't know what happened. I did at some point tell Frog Tony. Listen, man, don't talk about Dalish. It doesn't look good for you. Oh, he was talking about her. Yeah. I said, don't talk about it. You know, it's not a good situation.

Well, okay, because here's the thing. This was a famous exchange. And again, I don't want to throw Frogtony on the bus. But, yeah, because Frogtony was on his stream. Remember Frogtony was over your house, the Dalish was there or whatever? I mean, yeah, I think that happened. This was like a year or two ago or something.

And then Tony, for some reason, was like in one of his streams. And he goes, man, you should have seen what a creep veto was being to Dalish. And then Dalish was in the chat. Yeah, and then if the Dalish was in the chat, she goes, You're the opposite of a creep. Somebody was being like, I don't know if she called him a creeper. She's like, somebody was being weird and it wasn't veto heavily insinuating that it was Tony. And I went to Tony.

I'm like, dude, don't insinuate that I was being creepy to daylish who I was nothing but polite to. I was like, hey, yeah, what? You're a lady, you stream. Okay. You know, and second of all, don't talk about it at all because it's going to come back to you. So I don't know. I don't know what's going on. point is look the daily situation it doesn't look great for Tony he's got some

tax he can be accused of simple when your text get to get late it never looks good when you're texting a girl don't text girls anyway I mean it doesn't matter you're so what everyone says that shit what did he say I'm just saying I would like I would like frog Tony to get back to the classic frog Tony that we all loved and adored okay he was a fun guy when he was a little more chill, a little laid back. Now he's always yelling. He's always yelling. He's always argumentative. About what? You know? I don't know. Whatever he's fighting about. And he's very upset. There's like some other, there was some other podcasts I went on with like other

comic guys who hate him. And he's like, how are you going on these streams? You know, talk shit about me. And I'm like, Tony, you've streamed about me like 20 times telling people what the piece of shit I am. We've had a, we've had an interesting. I think we made up over Christmas. He called into the call in. show. We kind of had, we have like a, we have like a truce, I guess. Um, do you think I still, who do you think is more, I've discovered Frog Tony, so everybody can blame me for that, but, uh, who do you think is worse? Comics guys or furries? Is Daillish in the chat right now? Who's worse comic guys or furries? Who's more, who's more delusional? Who's more unstable?

Yeah. Um, yeah. Who has a more, uh, more, uh, more, uh, more. delusional unwarranted self of sense of self-importance. Furry guys are all extremely successful programmers, so I can never talk shit about furry guys. That's true. Comics like... Every fray I've ever met has like fixed my computer

for me, you know? Yeah, they're great. They're fucking great. Except when they're not. No comic guy has ever offered to fix my computer for me. Actually, for some reason, comic guys seem like technologically retarded 90% of the time. It's really interesting. Hmm. Okay. Well,

I hope things get better for whatever. I hope it all works out for Frogtony. Frogtony, you got to make some truces with people. Stop, stop, stop, and stop talking about, I mean, I think you did stop. Stop trying to, like, get a win in certain things. Just take, sometimes you've got to take an help. I mean, nobody cares, right?

Like, let's be, let's be honest. Just you and me here. No one gives a fuck what happens to Frogtony. Yeah. Right? Well, I want Frogtony to be happy and healthy. Because he looks up to you. No, he doesn't look up to me.

What are you talking about? In what way? He's like, you're my famous friend. You're my famous friend. You're my famous streamer. So you're like, no, no. I mean, he was really upset when I like goofed on him one time. And I think he did think like, oh, Vito's like a big deal.

And I'm like, dude, I'm nobody. None of this matters. So. Okay. That is a thing. Sometimes people think. Cameron says, what era had a, do we live in this week? What era do we live in this week, Vado?

Baldur says, for five. The era of Frog Tony. Frog Toney's coming back. You know, you had a meltdown in Discord the night. The Frog Tony leaks and got mad because you feel we just picked targets to harass. Did you tell them out? I don't think I said that, no. But I did say Frog Tony's good stuck.

And I hope he finds his way back to the Lord. Fault or producers, and you might be right. Just pray it's not you. Okay. Pop quiz for 20. Made it in time to give you guys some money. Thank you. That's important.

Frog Tony looks like the boss from the Sim. Don't abbreviate shit to be cheap strategy. Don't give me that D. Simpson arcade game and abbreviate Frog with a thing to say one word. No, no, no, fuck that. Cooper W for two. He did use a frog emoji so he didn't have to type out frog.

Exactly. You can't trust someone who doesn't drink. The Bent for five. Vito, did Tony forget to tell you that he broke the story that Daelish liked him? He swears. Wait, what? He's not playing his cards, right? What is he playing? What cards is he playing? Tony, just stop.

talking about Dalish at all. I told you this already. Don't say a single word about her. It's not going to work out for you. I don't know what he said. I didn't watch any of these streams. Okay. I don't know what's going on. All I said was, Tony. You clearly know some stuff.

Well, because again, the one time that it came up, he was like, yeah, Vita was creeping on Dalish. And I'm like, why are you dragging me into it? No, I wasn't. Lying. And because he said that, he made it worse because then Dalish was like, Vito wasn't creeping on. me somebody was and I'm like see that's what's gonna happen oh you guys man don't bring me don't drag me

into it and shut the fuck up about it I told him this doesn't Tony live in like Chicago or something he does live in Chicago Chaitown he doesn't drive in California that's why he came to visit her because they were gonna whatever I don't know okay they were gonna what look Tony deserves love as we all do and I'm sure he'll find it somewhere what were you about to say. I don't know what I was about to say. I don't think I was going to say anything. Tony tried to make it work.

That's all. That's all. He was trying to make it work. His star-crossed love affair. And it didn't work. I don't think it worked out in the way he wanted. I think he wanted to fuck Daelish. That's fine.

I'm sure a lot of people want to fuck Daelish. He didn't fuck Daelish and just you can just move on. You can just move on. on from it. Stop talking about it. And if anybody brings it up, go, you know what? We had our, it didn't work out.

What else does he want to do? Does he want to go into space? Does he want to fight? Oh, yeah, he's a black guy. Every black guy wants to go to space is what I know from now. Look, I don't know what happened. I know it's a big point of contention in the community. I think Tony, just get back to some great broadcasting and everything will be fine.

You just got to keep it lighthearted. Stop fighting. He's fighting with a lot of people. He's fighting with, you know. I want to know what you were about to say. Not the advice. I don't know what I was going to say. Sometimes I don't know what I was saying something.

You're saying Star Cross something, something else. I think he wanted to fuck Dalish. He didn't get to fuck Dalish. That's it. A lot of people didn't get to fuck Dalish. It's not a big deal. Move on with your life. I got to read these texts.

Vibent for five Vito Yeah we read that one Fast Fat guy for two My name is Tony but not frog Tony He can't jump Okay We got a couple more here The Pope for five

Hey Katie did This is terrible If you're listening are you fat We can see Kayie did on our streams She's not fat Mani for five No comic guy helped Vito with his PC

How many helped with his scam Comic Straturgery for two If he's frog Tony Then I'm platypus Straturgery Trueot for two This is Johnny Rocket

Wrote an article about Tony Oh no El Gunil for two Says $2 suppa Finally squish plop plop plop Plop swoop honey There you go Thank you Elgunio

There you go And Katie did thanks me For not calling her fat Well I don't think you're fat So why would I call you fat Guys vote on all the problems At biggest problem dot show Bonus episodes at patreon

com slash biggest problem all of you were canceled because you thought the show was canceled. I shouldn't Frog Tony do more of this stuff, though? It's getting imitation. I don't think we got to talk about Frog Tony. I don't think, look, whatever happened. I mean, he's slinging shit, you know?

I don't know what he's doing. I'm not watching. I don't want to watch a stream. I don't want to watch a stream where I got to hear Frogtony explain why he didn't fuck Dalish. I just talk about something. I don't want to hear it. I don't talk about it.

I don't care. Well, yeah, okay, you can all listen to it. I'm not listening to it. It's good content. So I don't have the, somebody's talking about there was belly kisses or something. I don't know. I don't know what happened.

See, now I do want to know. All right. Look, I don't want to be a part of it. I don't want to be a part of it. Tony, stop talking about it.

Get back to making content. That's it. That would be my advice. Telling only fan girls, you want to give them belly kisses. This is bad. Look, I didn't read it.

I don't know what's in the fucking texts. A lot of people are bringing up belly kisses. Some people like belly kisses. That's not a big deal. Is that a big deal? Tell Fry, that an only fan's girl, you're going to give us some belly kisses?

Maybe she would like belly kisses. You don't know. Belly kisses are typically, I mean, if Frog Tony came at you with this big old chomping teeth and said, hey, you want the belly kiss. You'd probably go,

I'm good. I don't need any belly kisses today. I think if you're going to offer belly kisses, you're sending more superchats about it. I think if you're going to offer belly kisses, you've got to have all your teeth. Because otherwise, I don't know, I don't know what's going to happen there. That's the only thing I can say. A girl looks, when a girl thinks of a belly kiss, she goes, well, let me see the mouth that's going to give me those belly kisses.

And if you're two fucking front teeth are missing, it's going to go, ah, I'm good. I don't need any belly kisses. I'll be all right. All right. Let's see here. Balder for two says, Dalyish, I love you, belly kisses. Trio Doug for two says, we love Kelly Bear

and belly kisses Cody Tice for two Be honest pig Why No Friday shows I think I've mentioned why It's just It's easier for me to hang out with friends on Fridays

And Lawrence Devaney For two Frog Tony Is a baby Anyway Okay Only two babies in the chat at any time That's what we know All right

I don't think there's anything else to say About Frogtony But you're telling Frogtony Not to fight with people I think my fights Are cheeky and fun and don't involve DMs. Look, if I had DMs with Trixie the Golden Witch

offering her belly kisses, I would not talk shit to Tricky Golden Witch. Would you give her belly kisses? No, I would not give Trixie belly kisses. Why? You're down with... Jeff for 50 Canadian says read it, dudes. Oh, they want to read the... No, no, no, no, no.

That's got to be next episode for $200. No, I'm not reading Frog Tony's DMs. It's humiliating, but it sounds like... It sounds like it's maybe not... It sounds like he was provoking it. It's embarrassing when it happens, but it's... FFS podcast for two. This is how much to read Johnny's article.

You guys are sick. See, this is sick. It's sick because they pull you in. You go, I don't want to talk about it. And then they started throwing money at you. Like, I was like, I don't want to talk about it. Poor Frog Tony. Now they're all begging...

I don't, we don't got to read. We can read the next thing. How much to read it? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like at least another $50 would maybe make it worth it. But it's an article though, so it's long. We don't have to read the article.

We could just read the DMs. Nah. We'll just read the DMs. We'll quickly go through it. And you know what? Here's the thing. I think it'll be healing for Frog Tony because we'll just get it out of the way. It's like ripping off the Band-Aid, right?

Okay. For $150. Get us another 50 bucks. Guys, everybody put in $5. And we'll just rip off the Band-Aid. I'll try to find the article or do somebody in the Discord have it. Okay? Because look, this is going to be moving past it.

We're going to move past it. All right. Tony's going to take here. I got the DMs. Tony's going to take a little bit of L. And then it's a short article. Okay. Here, I got it.

Do you want me to read it? Do we get 50 bucks? No, we didn't get the 50 bucks. We can't read it. They're not doing it for not. Yeah, guys, you had all this time to get $50. You're not doing it for not $50. I mean, it could be five guys given $10.

I don't understand. 50 bucks from now. Everybody says they want it. Everybody says they want it. And then when they get the chance to actually get it, they don't pony up. So I don't know what I, I have it brought up here. I'm looking at it. You know, but sadly it looks like it might not be happening.

Often for $50 says I'm doing my part. And Trio Doug for another 50 says, read it. Now we got $150. $100. That's fair. Okay. No taking it back. No taking it back.

All right. I'm going to share my screen. You want me to share my screen here. I guess, yeah. All right. Here are the Frogtony DMs. Look. And again,

this is going to be healing. This is a healing moment. Frog Tony's going to eat a little bit of shit. And then he's going to get back to making great classic broadcasts. Okay. And this is John Rockett's article where he writes. The Johnny Rockett's an article. All right.

All right. Now, so the white texts would be Tony or... Yeah, I think the white text would be Tony. Okay. Tony says, I get mad when I feel... Do you want to be Dailish? Are my reading all of this? I'll just read through it.

Tony says, I get mad... Yeah, one of us should be... I'll be the girl. I'll be the girl. Yeah, so you read the white ones. Wait. that's Tony. Start with I get mad.

I'll read it. I'll do Tony, right? Yeah, you're Tony. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Do your frog Tony impression. Okay. I get mad.

When I feel like you were blowing me off. You didn't tell me you were going to do Kermit. Now I got a metal to prepare for that. Hold on. Okay. We're doing a Kermit the Frikeye voice. Okay. All right.

Here we go. All right. I'm here. I'm here. Okay. Go ahead. I get mad when I feel like you are blowing me off. You expect more attention and time for me than I'm able to give.

I've told you that multiple times. It's not my job to wake up every day and make sure you feel like I properly responded to all your messages. Oh, this is bad. We shouldn't be doing this. Well, it's too late. When I hear you saying how you are sending a flirty text to someone while you are live on a stream, I feel like maybe you have a little time to hit me up. Okay.

Bro, come on. Going on. Oh, you got a lot of frog Tony to read. When you put it like that, I had to restart BG3. Reddit says Dragonborn are a bad race. Well, what are you doing? I'm interested in learning more about you and your life. I understand you do Onlyfans and have to be flirty for streams.

I get that you are flirty when talking to people. None of that would annoy me if I knew that you liked me as more than just a friend. I'm not asking us to date or be a couple. Just knowing you are into me would be. enough. Okay. Well, these are worse than I have thought they would be. It's going to get better. It's going to get better. It's going to get better.

It's going to get better. Did you have any comment on this? No. What is that? What kind of voice is that? I don't fucking know, man. What voice do you want me to do for daily? Well, just a... I mean, not just like a totally made up voice. Okay.

She doesn't talk like that. No. That's a girl voice. No, Fog, Tony. Yeah. Okay. She just said no. No comment or no you're not into... Bro! Chris the Kiwi has...

Chris the Kiwi is the best texter of women that there has ever been people think I'm joking, but you need to study his craft, his game and learn his craft. He says, I don't think you treat me very nicely. You're making me want to kill myself.

Hello, I love you, and fuck off. That's... This is... There's too much like arguing and debating here, you know? That shit doesn't work. People are asking me to do Miss Piggy and I know I'm not going to do it effectively. Yeah, do it. Do it.

No comment or no, you're not into me. Is this about me? Every time I strike to have a crutch on someone, I immediately regret it. Is this about me? See, I can't do it. No, that's great. No. No.

No. I saw your last Instagram post. Bro. He's paying attention to her Instagram. It's not a problem. We miss something. No, you got it. It's funny.

because I got hardcore rejected by my crush last night. That's me. That's him responding to her text. It's funny, because I got hardcore rejected by my crush last night. Who? Who is that dumb? It doesn't matter who, Frog! It was dick! There's another tip.

What the fuck? No. I'm hoping to keep guessing if you don't tell me. I'm going to keep guessing if you don't tell me. You couldn't possibly guess. It doesn't matter. It matters to me. You keep rejecting me, so I want to know who the fuck you are interested in. Don't stop. Back away at this point.

If you've been rejected, you don't get to ask her who else she's interested in. Dude. I love with them. So can you imagine if I had more than a crush? I can't imagine that because you don't even have a crush on me. That kind that doesn't like me back. Welcome to my world. Can you at least be honest with me the way that F-sler was honest with you?

I have been multiple times. You don't listen. You don't like me as anything but a friend. Just say those words. Tell me you never had any interest in me. And all the talk about meeting up and shit was just you being nice. I'm listening now. And then it's a frog video.

Sad frog video. No, this is too bad. We can't. Dude, we're almost done. We've got to get through it. Okay, okay. All right. So Tony, you tell her.

I fucking have. Are you still part of GWG? I know you are going to be at Dick's House with Mint next weekend, but are you coming on after that? Why are you being like this? What's GWG? Geeks with Game? I don't fucking know. You know-showed last night.

Oh my God, dude. I'm sorry. You know, I think, but every time I think I know what's up, I'm wrong. You think I'm not supposed to be bothered by you talking about how. having a crush on everyone but me. I like you. I like your personality. I like your laugh.

I like your cute baby talk. I like Kelly Bear. All I wanted was you to like me, not date me, not be my girlfriend, not fall in love with me, not even stop being flirty with other guys. I knew we were friends, but I thought we had a different friendship than the one you have with T.J. or Riley. And it seems like you no longer retweet anything from me. She stopped retweeting him.

Why do you have to compare yourself to all the men I talk to? I just want to know I mean something to you. Only because... This is not true. You're upset. I had a crush on someone, which implies something. Only because you make it seem like you don't like me. Again, why do you have to compare yourself to all the men I talk to? Because I want to be your favorite. And being flirting isn't the same as having a crush on a guy.

you flirt with paws and whizard. No big deal. Having a crush on a guy means he might like you back. Are you the age you are, but you're this immature. That's what bothers me. You want to be my favorite?

Well, that's not reasonable to ask of a person from the internet. I just want to know I mean somebody. You mean this in a romantic way. That's the problem. You are too obsessed with the idea of having my affection. Oh, God.

Wait, how long is this? It's way too long. This is way too long. This is way too long. This is way too long. Jesus Christ. You told us this was short. This is 10 fucking years of this.

That's way too long. All right here, just give them the end. I always like to as a person and would still like to be friends. Just friends. Hey, I heard you deleted your Twitter. I wanted to make sure you were okay. I'm still here if you need me. I woke up to this in my inbox.

Stay safe. What does that mean? All right. Well, I don't know what a Kelly bear is, and I didn't see anything about belly. Did I, was belly kisses in here? Look. My Dalyish pick folder needs more frog ones. This was horrible.

Why did you guys make us do this? Look, Tony obviously wanted, wanted something more than Dalyish wanted to give. And he kind of did not take a hint at any point. It feels like he could have stopped at any point. But he didn't stop. This is psycho shit. That's total psycho shit. It's total fucking psycho shit.

That is total fucking psycho shit. All of it. Look. Total psycho shit. Blink, blink, blink. People keep begging for new more shit. Guys, you got what you want it. Okay, look.

If a girl basically says, I'm just not that into you, there's really no amount of like, well, what about this? You know that you can like pull on her to change that situation. You just got to go, yeah, that's cool. No problem. There's other girls out there I can fuck.

I don't mind if you play with other guys. I just want to be your favorite. That's all. It's total fucking psycho shit. It's actually offensive that you are soft, are treating him with such soft hands. It's very offensive to me. I understand. Well, I didn't read the text, to be clear.

Uh, they're not great. They're not, you know, if I had to defend these in the crow a lot. Because then women see that and they're like, women, women, that happens to women and they're like, men make us feel unsafe. We're not going to go out and do fun stuff. And all men suffer because of shit like that. All men got to pay at the end for stuff like that. I mean, I'm just reading this and I'm going, how the fuck was Frog Tony going? Man, you know, Vito was a real creep to daylish.

And I go, motherfucker, you said her like a fucking novel about how you want to be your favorite. Oh. I don't eye the creepy one. Yeah. Yeah. Look. Tony, you know, the horny logic. That was a problem I brought up before.

Guy gets a little horned up. He starts saying some crazy things. Probably the best thing. Somebody said. Well. Well, because he was over your house at the same time as Daylish. And he was, he was, he wanted something to be happening. nothing, nothing happened for him, you know.

Which is, no, if you guys want us to read more, you got to send them as super chats. You can't, you go, send the quotes that you want read as super chats. I got, I got, you guys got a million different things you want. I'm still a bit sad. I didn't give your belly kisses and taste those puffy nips. Okay, well, that's, I'm glad we didn't read that part, although I guess I just did. So you didn't get to taste her puffy nips. That's a disappointment for Frog Tony.

But you know what? I think he's going to be fine. It's all going to be fine. Everything is so fucking bad. I mean, it doesn't sound like it. It sounds like he's even more aggressive about it now. This is worse than I thought it was going to be. Tony, stop talking about Dalish. Just make a fun, make some fun streams. Say you're sorry. Say you're fine. Sorry that I made you uncomfortable.

Sorry that I acted like that. Say sorry I became a little bit obsessive. You know, I just had. I did, I was really horned up. I just wanted to wear your skin. And, uh, I said some crazy things. I said some crazy things because I was so horned up. And, uh, but I'm better now.

I mean, they're saying they paid for it. They did pay for it. We should. All right. We can't fuck with them. We can't fuck with them. We got to read the whole thing. Let me,

okay, we'll read the puffy nips, maybe. Uh, okay, here, here they were, I can't, I'm so, I'm sorry, Tony. Uh, here's the Lisa meme they wanted to see. No, no, no, go back. Go back up where we left off. Dude, we're going to do the whole fucking thing. That's what they paid for. Yeah, yeah.

All right, here we go. These are the new text. This is the new stuff. This is, okay, so Dalyish did reach out to him. She said, I appreciate you rating the stream last night. Okay, trying to rekindle a friendship. That's good. Yeah, that's good.

All right. They're going to come back to each other. If you stream more often, I can do that more. And then he sent this. No. And then he's, and then he's, in a meme of Lisa Simpson saying, I want

to fuck, but I'm too shy to ask you, so I'm sending you this meme instead. Okay. Which... And then there's Steve Carell saying, I apologize. I apologize, but why is he apologizing? But damn, you were looking sexy and cute

when I met you in L.A. Called me an eight out of ten, though. I shouldn't be saying that. Eights are sex. I'm still a bit sad. I didn't give your belly kisses and taste those puffy nips. Don't do it in the

I'm still a bit sad. I didn't give your belly kisses and taste those puffy nips. Don't worry. I'll let Johnny watch. No. So Johnny has to watch him give

a daylish belly kisses and taste her puffy nips. Okay. Okay. Not Johnny Rocket. Johnny Rocket wants you to know. Here he keeps going. Lowell, see how much nicer. Oh, Netsu's like full-on rejection psychosis now.

When people start with like... It's a bit much. Yeah. After a no, like, uh, bored. Lowell, see how much nicer I am? It can our secret if you wish. No one but us needs to know how wet I make you. Kelly Bear.

As fun as this is, I'm going to go hopper. in the shower. So unless you want to watch me get washed, talk to you later. Oh yeah, now he's flipped the switch into like aggression. Maybe this works on some girls. Maybe some girls are like, oh, hey. It works, but not by their choice. It's okay to admit

it to me that I turn you on. We can be friends with benefits without anyone knowing. Or you can tell me I'm an idiot who read things wrong. Lull. Dude, is a very dangerous person. Lul, just fuck off. That's where you go. Whoopsy-Depsy Why is there a crying face there?

I think that's his reaction. Hey, Vito. Let me tell you something. This guy's a psycho. What a girl tells you to fuck off? Can I give a little crying emoji? Don't defend this shit. This is big time fucked up.

Well, I'm not defending this. This is very bad. Just letting you know. Just as a professional courtesy. I agree. Big time fucked up. Uh-oh. It's going to be hard to walk this one back.

I'm going to say. There's more? Yeah, what's what I said? It's a lot. Ouch, we'll see you on Saturday. I'm sorry if I upset you. Absolutely, probably the worst phrase in the human lexicon.

I'm sorry if I upset you. Hey, sorry for being a creep. I was really horned up. I'm sorry if I upset you. I know I'm not the kind of guy you want or deserve. I just hoped I could least be a guy who you weren't disgusted by. I really do like your personality

and genuinely enjoy talking to you. The times we spoke on the phone were really nice. That said, I should have got the hint a ling time ago. I do hope you stick around, though. You add a lot to the show. That's true. They were streaming together at the time. My Daylish...

And kind of looks like she didn't respond to him at all after this point, and he's still going. Bro. My Dayless Pickfolder needs some frog onesie action. Good luck today. That was October 6th. Okay, he didn't get a response. Here's October 13th. text me

know if you decided about Texas or Vegas or neither okay and then he kept going to October 27th I don't expect you to actually call me tonight but I hope you read the card that was with the coloring book because I truly meant every word oh yeah don't say

anything but I'm thinking of asking Wizard to come back to GWG oh that's gaming with geeks or whatever that's his show then I'd call me That's from October 28th.

Here's November 6th. You feeling okay, Kelly Beer? Here's November 18th. Having fun with mint? Here's November 19th. That shirt is so cute on you. And here's November 20th. It was nice to see you stopped by the stream.

Do you think that was her going, maybe if I say something, he'll stop. Yeah. Yeah, man, women are in such a tough spot because we just never will. Alright Look, is this Are we done? No, no, no, they said it paid for everything

They paid for everything They said in the chat We'll be fucking reneging I don't want to be a reneger Here's Tony You've got to tell her her shirt's cute I already said that You need to have at least one normal guy in there

Are you guys streaming again tonight? What do you mean Riley isn't normal enough? Yeah, we're streaming tonight and tomorrow If you want me to hang out in the chat, I might be able to do so. You're looking cute A.F.

He! Thank you! I can't sleep. That's from November 23rd. Here's November 28th. Happy Thanksgiving. Here's December 2nd. If you want better tacos next time, let me know where to order from. Then a month later, actually two months later, January 27th.

It really sucks that we can't be friends and talk. He gave her another two weeks before he signed another message on February 6th. Let me know if you want your $104 so I can send it when I get it or have reed you back to the group chat. Not the only waited a day for this next one. I'm sorry I was focused on myself and didn't consider how you helping me might affect your life. Okay. Oh, also. Also, I truly wasn't trying to manage your channel. I hope one day you can forgive me for not thinking before I act.

Okay, at this point, the last time she messaged him was, November 22nd. So here we are February 18th. I woke up to this in my inbox. Stay safe. I always liked you as a person and would like to still be friends. Just friends.

And then here, okay, look, February 20th and then June 23rd. So that's like what? Like four or five months? Yeah. He managed to, uh, he finally stopped. Yeah. But he needed to come back.

I just wanted to make sure you were. we're okay. I'm still here if you need me. There you go. Okay. So hopefully it ends there. Hopefully it's just, it's done. We don't got to talk about in the well, you know, it's a, hopefully it's a learning experience. You were arguing you were arguing with people who are ripping on this? No, no, no, no, no. That's what they're saying, though. That's what

Balder and them are saying. They're crazy. Look, uh, I think progtony has a certain talent And it's not talking to women I don't think that's ever been What frog Tony's known for Definitely not talking to women I would say is not in the top Talking to women who want to talk to you is

He might be good at Yeah Saying lewd things to women who are not attracted He was generally considered Well rude at least. I think there's a certain point at which you've got to go. Also,

isn't Frog, Fractoni's like older than me. Isn't Daylish like inter-20s or something? What does that matter? You know, I'm just saying when I go look in the date ladies, I look at myself in the mirror

and I go, or men, whatever you feel like. I look at myself in the mirror and I go, okay, let's do a little self- assessment. You're a big fat piece of shit with a graying beard, no hair up top, and surrounded by children's toys. And then I start from there. And I find women who are emotionally damaged or chronically depressed, and I slide in their lives and I take advantage of them. You got to have a strategy, right? Frog Tony is going, let me take a look. I'm a guy

who streams about comic books. I got no teeth and no car. I want an only fan's girl. That's where you go. All right, Tony, come on, man. Like, you gotta... Are you fucking insane, bro? In no universe.

In no universe would this happen. Not one. Not one fucking... If you were the last... If you were the last guy on the fucking planet, it wouldn't happen. It's totally insane. You got to be like,

hey this girl, look, and let's be clear they would stream or whatever. You gotta go well, yeah, but she's being a lady, she wants to get out there, she wants to make content. She probably doesn't want to fuck me, you know? She probably doesn't want to fuck me.

I think that about most girls, because I look at myself in the mirror and I go, I don't want to fuck me, so I would a fucking girl want to fuck me for the love of Christ, okay? And when I find a girl who also fuck me, I spend most of the time going, are you sure? Did you hit your head, look at me. What is wrong with you? Okay, that's most relationships I'm in. All right.

But, uh, look, maybe Frog Tony's confidence is his downfall. He's a confident individual. No, that's not confident, man. Well, I mean, if you get, if you like it rejected from a job interview, do you, do you text them like that? You got to go. No, you don't. No, you don't. You got to go, I'm Frog Tony. I'm Vito. I'm going to get some busted ass, uh, washed up housewise. from there's nothing wrong with that you got he is no problem there she goes I can't hang out tomorrow because my

two kids are visiting from their dad and you go yeah that's fine what are you gonna fucking do yeah well that's funny thanks for paying the money to read it thanks guys for paying there's no I just want to say this there's no coming back from that I just think if Tony does a great show

right right right don't focus on any anything other than bro women there's no coming back from that you know America loves a comeback

story so the Frog Tony comeback it's going to be a long road and I'm pulling for it I'm pulling for him it's done it's done because if you're a lady

and you get a DM from Frog Tony tell him hey man I want you to think twice Frog Tony was Frog Tony benefited from his close relationship with like much much bigger streamers like EVS

it would be totally insane to associate with that. It's a bad look. It would be a bad, it would be very, it would make you very weak to a degree. It's going to make women uncomfortable having read that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know. Makes everyone uncomfortable, man.

People have daughters and shit that have to deal with that. I know. That is the worst part. Why? Dude, come on. Leave her alone. I know she's on only fans, but that is not. and access past to say sexy stuff to her

or send her a coloring book, which apparently he did. Well, it wasn't sexy. It's not good. But look, I'm not going to, we'll see what happens. I'm hoping Frog Tony can get back to the classic, fucking done. I'm hoping you can get back to the classic Frog Tony content that America fell in love with.

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