The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 145

Episode Date: June 22, 2024

Yeah. I wonder if somebody will buy it. Well, they'll buy it and turn it into a Shake Shack, you're right. Yeah. Or a Chipotle place. Arby's is dead. I love Arby's. There used to be an Arby's in my neighborhood and they shut it down, they replaced it with a... What's that place that sells fried chicken and spaghetti for some fucking reason?

Oh, what? That chain, that like Filipino chain. I don't know about that. And they're like, you're like, what do you have? And they're like, we got fried chicken. You're like, oh, so you're a fried chicken restaurant. They're like well We also have spaghetti And you eat them together and they're like, yeah, yeah, it's good It's so fucking weird Fuck what's the name Jollibee? That's what it's called

Yeah One time I got their clothing store one time I got got their fried chicken. I'm like I guess is okay I can't imagine Mexico City. Yeah, I can't imagine wanting to eat this with spaghetti and apparently their spaghetti sauce is like just It's like kind of ketchup almost. It's like really sugary sweet I'm like oh And they replaced the fucking Arby's with that man come on Similar clearly a roast beef sandwich is superior to fried chicken and spaghetti dinner I guess they do have Arby got they got rid of all their good deals though

Get the app She can still get deals how many apps do you have on your phone? Oh man, I have an entire folder for every restaurant. Dude, because you roll into McDonald's! I just have Uber and then like, Rappi, which is a Mexico place. If you roll into McDonald's, you just check the app and it'll be like, the Dodgers hit three home runs so you can get six chicken nuggets for free. And you're like, okay. I've never rolled into McDonald's. Oh well, you should. I've been eating good rolled into McDonald's.

Oh well, you should. I've been eating good at the McDonald's. I get a... Yeah, what do you get? What's your go-to? I'm getting a triple hamburger. It's like all meat. Aw, come on.

Don't be cute. What? Get with it on the menu. I'm not being cute. Don't be a triple hamburger guy. Well, I don't ask for quad nuggets. Well, what's great is with the app is you can customize the whole thing and then you never gotta talk to anybody. It just comes across their little make screen and it says put three pieces of meat on a hamburger bun.

Well, what if they could chew up the food and just place it in your mouth directly like that? Well, maybe that'll be next. Maybe that's coming. That'd be more convenient. I do mess around on the app. Sometimes you can find deals. Like what? Like you could be like, well normally like a breakfast sandwich with cheese costs, you know, $4. But if you buy a breakfast sandwich without cheese and add cheese for 50 cents, you save 50 cents.

God damn you. They built this whole world to cater to you and then you're abusing it. Me and my buddies, this was, we used to be obsessed over the food hacks. Getting the most for the little... Save 12 cents here and there. I remember my buddy going to the burrito shop. He's like, they can't not sell you a kids meal. He's like, so I get the kids quesadilla. It's the same size as a regular quesadilla. I'm like, alright man, you gotta figure it out.

Or getting the water cup and then filling it up. I always do that. That's a classic. Yeah, I just need a water cup, please. Can I get a little water? Alright, it's such a server. Alright, are you ready? Yes. You wanna keep those tips just for us? Those tips are just for us guys?

Just for the listeners beforehand. I was giving away vetoes, food hacks, how to maximize your dollar. You never answered Ralph's question though. How many apps do you have? At least 12. I have the Wendy's app The Wendy's app you get how many scrolls you get to do on your food app folder No, there's two pages and a Taco Bell You know how they always have like those boxes with like, you know, the cheese

No, I don't know how Taco Bell has boxes of food Well you don't have a Taco Bell near you You don't have a Taco Bell Delivery boxes? You know the cheese No, they have like a craving they call it the crazy You're craving it all right It's like this six dollar box with like two tacos and it's got a horse on the front I'm horse on the front it looks like a little mini cardboard trough that they give you and but you have shoulder straps Yeah, yeah, you can get the taco box, but you can't get the cravings box at the drive-thru anymore You have to order through

That's how they get to they get you. Oh, so you're like a big spender there Yeah, I'm just saying I like the cheese It's like $4 you get a six-dollar box And all this other shit you read about this today McDonald's is starting a fast food price war I just read article. Oh, yeah, cuz they're about to crazy. There's a $5 meal deal. You get a drink. I think a small fry And like a McDouble and four chicken nuggets. They're striking. So there's going to be a big.

And so Burger King now saying they're going to get theirs out first. And there's like, you know, controversy. Well Wendy's. Is it a big deal for you? It's a big deal. I should cover. You know what? I should just make a food channel and cover the food wars.

I'd be really good at it. I know you would have seen that. Well, because Wendy's had the biggie bag. Here we go. That was $5. Now we're in. Here we fucking go. The biggie bag

You know that was the last time that a lot of pricing started kicking in the Yeah, five dollar big long dog well the five dollar footlongs the whole bag or look at this guy look at how skinny We have the video came in and said Ralph here is you look like a rail And then Nick Ricardo popped out of the trash can and said someone say rail Look at that He's the new Jared Ralph is the new Wow They can't ever do a new Jared, huh? Somebody can never do that gimmick again

That guy losing the weight because there's a lot of They can't ever do a new Jared huh subway can never do that gimmick again They could bring him back Now he comes back weight loss, but they brought Jack back he killed a bunch of people Jack who the Jack in the box clown oh yeah murder. Yeah, yeah Yeah, some people negligence. Yeah, but he's fun Jared is creepy Jared was He was never fun. He's gonna be hard Jared. He's gonna come out of prison with like tattoos now apparently you subway He's a pre subway wait again. No Apparently in prison he's subway. He's a pre subway wait again. No Apparently in prison he's been eating Biggest problem in prison Well, we just did a bonus

I mean, you know, I don't really I went to county jail. Okay, what was the worst thing you experienced? Um Almost getting in a fight over the TV TV fights. Single TV. It's a physical experience, like feeling threatened. Mental experience is like, well my mom had surgery, I didn't hear whether she was dead or alive for like a whole day. Sometimes you get logged down, restricted from the outside world, and so you don't get calls and stuff like that. And that's prison and it's a That's a mental mental thing that folks with you so the TV thing I like yeah

Well guys our bonus episode biggest problem in prisons is now on the page and it's actually a really good episode So check someone said it was our best I think it was our best because we actually put a lot like effort into it for once We well I did I looked up a bunch of prison topics and shit. I didn't wing it this time. Okay ready? Yeah, let's do it Gonna be a hell of a show Hell of a show yeah Good The biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe,

from overpaid vets to boiling steak regrets to boiled steak regrets. Yeah. Your host, Iqmas, and joining me is always Vito Giswaldi. Hi. Here in studio is Ralph, Ralphamale. Yes back in Los Angeles Live Can you believe it on the biggest problem in the universe? The summer of the Ralphamale is finally here

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Some people have gotten through pretty hard. That was real. Yeah, well you, that's, but that again is- I'm just saying. Situations of those people's own making, you know? That's a curse. I don't know man, sometimes it's- He's losing weight like thinner.

Yeah, I mean look what's happening. Like the Stephen King. I wish I had that curse. Getting a blowjob from his wife. Do you think you'd gain this week? You were doing good for a minute Vito. Shut the fuck up. No I'm just wondering. I think I'm doing good. You gotta get on the Torta diet. I should. The patented Torta diet. Well I was doing pretty good until I bought a big

sandwich today and I brought that over. I know and then forced it on me. And I get over here and you guys go oh look what we got. I was like we just ate and you're like here try this fucking giant sandwich. I had a bite of it, it was pretty good. I think you could out eat a curse. I think I could out eat a curse. I believe in you. Absolutely. I challenged a potentially criminal to a weight loss contest, but he hasn't responded yet. The guy that keeps calling everyone a pedophile? The big fat blueberry motherfucker.

Who thinks he's gonna be the- Varukha Salt in drag drag after a sex change? That guy? Was it Varukasaults or... Which one turned into a blueberry? Violet Beauregard. Violet Beauregard, yeah. Now he's been on the kill stream... Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

He's been on the kill stream. What is the beef? Like, what has he been saying? Because all these guys always just fall in with... Oh, did he cause you a pedophile? Yeah, he hates you. He really hates you for some reason. Well, because he hangs out with Noel or what. He thinks... I don't know why these guys end just fall Yeah, you know he really hate you really hate you cuz he hangs out with no Or what you think I don't know why these guys end up hanging out with I guess cuz Kiwi Farms gets them views

Yeah, they just suck up people who don't get famous on their own Yeah Start lashing out when like they try to do their own thing like he's only any no one only Anyone knows who that guy is cuz of Nick Reketa and they say he's like and then they say things that Let's be clear if I said Them on YouTube. I'm pretty sure they would report our channel and get us better But he gets to go oh, I'm gonna punch Vito in the face and drag him behind my truck And I'm handicapped cuz Mike what's gonna look like?

It's unfair I'm handicapped my ability to strike back because I can't say I'm going to drag that guy behind a truck because then I'll lose my fucking channel. Your car would blow a gasket. Well I don't think, yeah, you don't pull a bus with a truck car, you know. He's a big guy and I hope he starts taking his health seriously the way I clearly have on this show. I don't, I hope he starts taking seriously the way I clearly have on I don't I hope he keeps eating well And has a heart attack. I mean I've said it whenever a fat guy sees a fatter guy see he can say anything wads against me cuz I'm like yeah

But you're like the fatter guy When you see a fatty go it's like yeah, yeah, Ralph you look look at me and you're like oh man I'm feeling good about my weight loss Cause you don't look like yeah Does he make you want to lose weight Ralph? Look at him he looks great I have many motivations Vito you can do it man! I'm working on it! Look this is zero calorie energy Imagine if you lost more weight than Eric July

I know Cause he's a fat boy Well I think we're making, I think we're making I think we'll we'll see what happened What if we could get you in a mud wrestling match with nerd Roddick's wife? Now that would be that's something like that we could set up the pig pen and actually, you know, like yeah Damn that's a big show this show show has props. Alright, well anyway. I have a video from FatalJ too. With an offer.

FatalJ with an offer to you? Yeah. Wait, which one's FatalJ? The guy that- Is that a member for the ICP? Who is that? He's a clown. He's the one with the voice we really like. Is that it? Oh, I like that guy! Yeah, me too! He's got a with the voice we really like. Is that it? Yeah, I like that guy.

Yeah, me too. He's got a nice way of talking. Whale, Mr. Flash, that a mighty fine comic book you got here today. Yeah, I like that guy. He talks like Bagger Vance. Yeah, he's like, if there ever was a magical N-word, he is the most magical of them all. Whoa. They just made a movie called that. They did not make a movie called Magical N-word. He is the most magical of them all well

Called that they did not make a movie called magical and No, it was not it was a time period No, no, no that magical n-word movie is so way modern days the Society of magical n-words No days the society of magical n-words no no Negro you can't say me you definitely can't see that you can't say the society of magical n-words and say that guy's the most magical that's the way that's way out of line didn't boogie say Negro and he got a bunch of trouble boogie's a fucking retard if your if your

defenses boogie said it I can can say it. You are wrong. I don't know. I just it's the name of the movie is the magical N-word society. No, it's- but then you can't say he's one of them. You cannot link those two. No, but like the magical N-word trope is not saying they're bad. I think Sean should drag you behind his car. Alright, well. I haven't seen the movie. I'm trying to do like a nice fun joke with him

and you're like, he's the most magical N-word that I've ever... It's not an insult to say that! They think so! Well, I mean, it's like an insult, but it's not like a racial... I don't know what it is. It's the most racial one!

Fatal J, I apologize. I was just doing a fun bit and this fucking asshole, you always have to take it too far. You said Bagger Vance! You started it! Bagger Vance was Will Smith, he was cool. Well he's still a magical N-word in the movie! No he's not! Yes he is! He's one of the most obvious examples of the trope.

I love all N-words regardless of if they're magical or not. Okay? The movie is called Society of Magical Negroes. Okay. Okay? Well I don't think you can say that. I'm saying the name of the movie respectfully. I'm fucking defending...

I don't think what I said is wrong. I think it's fine. The point is Fatal J has a fun way of talking and I like all these conservative whores I don't know. We're sleepy veto get him back here My god. Whatever. Free Riley dot fund. Free Riley dot fund. Riley needs like 15 grand to fight bitch-made Eric Jilai. Is it true that he had another warrant, another charge? No, that was just popping stupid. You saw Eric Jilai's, did you bring up his tweet, Eric Jilai, where it's like if you find that anyone is directing Riley, will you institute legal action against them? Yeah, I just goes yeah

Well, you know, I can't speak to that, you know, I ain't talking about dick. Oops. I said the quiet part out loud It's always this insinuation fucking name with him. Yeah send a he's gonna send Texas Walker Texas Ranger after Walker Texas Ranger Texas Ranger Texas Walker after the rocks across Texas Keep getting them Ranger keep on walking He's so angry Texas law man isn't that? It's best during Juneteenth isn't that crazy? No, why is he so angry? Oh, it's not a well. I would say Juneteenth's a good day to get angry right well now. I guess it is a celebration Celebration the ending of a

bad thing but it's still a bad thing maybe he's a he should have been spending more time selling good yin how was your Juneteenth celebration great yeah yeah I got shitfaced I just worked didn't work oh you you definitely didn't celebrate you do you're right okay let's see The yone ranger says the gloves are off man I'm surrounded by evil on oh wait. I didn't do the the winner did I know what? Money shaming you won hey Going to the vet. That's a double. That's a double up. I should get some you should get some if you get the top two We'll work on that. You should get a bubble gum

Top two. We'll work on that. You should get something. Stick a bubble gum. Posting pictures of steak online, I lost that one. I don't know how, I even brought in. Some people were like, it's not the best steak, Dick. Let's be real. No.

There was a butcher who was really picking apart what cut you got. Where'd you get the steak from? I don't know, the store. Yeah, but like. What the fuck do you think I got I got the steak but like a grocery store just tell me where you want this to go what do you want me to say what grade steak was I don't know was it choice I got it I went to the top select I just

said what that dalmatian out there give me that one they were really upset about the state people hate when you post takes online I know I noticed that too I used to always post things Yeah, you can't you do one before I leave. Yeah, what are you gonna say? Let's go eat steaks I look gotta get that mic on your mouth. I'm sorry. They don't pick it up that much. It looked like select I have no fucking idea Prime the good one Christ

What one would you say it is? And what is it? Got the steak? And what would- What are you fucking Columbo for steak? I neglected to consider the marbling pattern. It definitely... It was missing marbling. The USDA has four grades of steak according to the marbling content. Can you go back to the Negro shit, please?

You tell me to talk about food and then you tell me not to talk about food. What am I supposed to do? The gloves are off man, he says. I'm surrounded. Oh and then buying exercise equipment was at the end. Well none of our audience is buying exercise equipment so. Yeah. Well some of us are. Well you're not the audience. Maybe you should start. I have exercise equipment. Come on man. I got the I got the Salad winder yeah the salad winder the the zucchini spiraling Well, you know what I think that I think I've been changing my diet up, and I think I'm seeing some improvements

It's like Baghdad Bob I think the sardines. I think the sardine diet is legitimate. You don't find anything funny about a sardine diet? Wait, what is that? What does that consist of though? Just like sardines, maybe a little, I get a baguette. The bread's not good. I know the bread's not good. But I don't eat too much of the bread. Okay, if you just have a little maybe.

It's like a little bit of bread with a lot of fish on it. And how many of those do you have per day? Just one. Yeah. Tryna think. Doesn't sound like a yes, did it? Hold on, I'm trying. No, no, yeah, you're gonna think a thrill.

Well, I'm saying it's not the only thing I eat, but that'll be like one of my meals. What will be your other meals? I can't, I'm trying to remember what it is. Like fruit, salad. I did have some fruit, I had some fruit today, I had some cherries in the fridge, those are good. See if you can tilt it up like this

I've been trying to cook more. What are you cooking? I had some hot dogs What what's wrong with hot dogs? It's just so unhealthy. It's just protein. Oh shrimp. I had shrimp. There's nothing wrong with shrimp. Was it fried though? Well, it didn't have bread it was cooked it was cooked fried But like I don't think any like there's probably a little oil residue on it. Young ranger says the gloves are off, man I'm surrounded by evil on all sides I'm surrounded by agents of darkness and not just because they're black veto says that was a good quote for me for the enos says for The love of God just let veto do the voted up songs again Yeah, I do it

I knew you missed those although other people really liked last week's voted up They did Ben S says vetoes push-ups not done slew me I've lost 50 pounds since January by just eating less and exercising veto knows and pick required Yeah, but then just eat less comic work. Did you get done? I'm doing other stuff. All right, it's not my one if I didn't have anything else to do I would just work out we could just hours a day all right. It's like do intermittent fasting I could still have a day. I don't know man. It's real good Lieutenant Serge says the only type of airing out Eric shall I is capable of doing is the type where he airs out his grievances to

the police That's true clever Clever wordplay. Jim Penema says, never stop putting the pirate get up on early and having four hour shows. Okay. Captain Cheese says, Eric spent all of his I saw money on pearls to clutch. Machugo says, well that's not very nice. Humminahubba says, haven't even watched yet, I see Vito's drinking an Arizona tea again. That stuff is what you feed hummingbirds

It has so much sugar in it. You may as well just be drinking Mountain Dew. I did not purchase the Arizona tea. You did for me. And if I had passed on that gift, it would have been very rude of me. And I also only drank like a fourth of it, and then I poured the rest down the sink. I didn't even finish that thing. Yanga says, get us the boink oink before oinktober. I don't know what that means, but we're gonna get it for you I guess I think he means the book. Oh the book. Yeah, yeah Tyler Pratt Harbinger chaos is a rip-a-verse meetup sums it up He basically took over Friday night tights geeks and gamers geeks and gamers meetups events and even Panels at cons meant to be for Friday Night Tights.

So that's funny. Eric's taking all this stuff. Yeah, why, why? I mean, I think, I will say that about Eric July is that he's a, what do you call it? Idiot. Well, yeah, but he's like a motivated idiot. Where he's like, I gotta have all these meetups,

I gotta go to all these conventions, I gotta see all these products. All this stuff is now mine. Yeah, well that's the thing. And I think all these YouTube guys are like Oh, I just sit in my house, and I get in front of a web camera, and I talk about how I hate Star Wars Yeah, so if he was smart he would just manage all those guys and take all their money. Oh wait that is exactly what he's doing Nevermind

It's actually smart Okay, I got nothing else you want to go to do some problems yeah, all right This is a this is a show where we talk about problems, and what is the biggest problem in the universe well? This comes back. I talked about this with you on the bonus episode which everybody listen to biggest problem prisons I was talking about how I recently talked to my good friend Mr.. Girl Max Carson yeah. He's always a huge favorite. He's a fan favorite, everybody likes him, and he never has anything controversial to say. And I'm talking to him about...

What's he doing next? Well, he's actually... I know he's got another Blackface song coming out, which we need to play on the show one of them at some point. I don't know if we need to do that. He's a good rapper. Not after you're... You can't say racist stuff though and then cut into Blackface. It's not racist. It's like an examination of what race could be. That's quintessentially racist. For those of you who have not watched it, it's Blackface spelled F-A-Y-C-E. Please check out Blackface's rap music.

And 3Ks. Nope, there's none of that. Okay, so I'm talking to him I like to catch up You know he follows the same kind of Internet drama as me and somehow we land on the topic of Nick rick Hada what man yeah, I don't know how that came wait what happened well Leave me wait not everyone just leave Nick rick Hada. Well. We're just having a discussion just a friendly discussion Yeah, talking about some recent news.

And the recent news, according to a certain, was this a leaked document that came out? Yes. A leaked document from the county. A leaked court document that they tested. Of course, Nicaragua has been arrested for, you know, supposed possession of drugs. And they tested him and his children for drugs and he's got what? Four kids, five, five, five kids. All right. So this test, I say, you know, if I had to batting average, you know, first kid, good, second kid, good, third kid, fourth

kid, all good. Fifth kids got a bunch of cocaine came up in the toxicology report. Now, here's the thing is you go, well, how does this child have cocaine in their system? Cause like I, what are the possible explanations for how that would happen? Not just some shit load. A lot. Yeah, like a lot, like the amount in them would potentially, yeah, like an actual cocaine user's

amount of cocaine in the system. Not one time cocaine user. And I'm talking to Max and I'm going, well I just, you know, I can't imagine how this would happen. He goes, well it's Occam's razor, he probably, you know, gave his kid cocaine. So my problem is

Occam's razor, the idea that the I do really hate Occam's razor. Occam's razor the idea that the I do really hate Occam's razor Occam's razor Where I went you know what the simplest explanation is no one fucking understands what Occam's razor is well That's kind of the fact the simplest explanation. I said I don't think the simplest explanation is that this you know millionaire lawyer YouTube rumble star guy Said hey, why don't I just for no reason give my child one of them? One of them middle one cocaine. Yeah. And then, uh, you know, I hope Mr.

Girl doesn't mind me relaying this. He says, well, you know, maybe the kid was like a little lethargic or he gave the example of this theory. I love this theory by the way. Self-dust. This is the least amount of variables. This is the one I love though. No, this is the one I love. This is the thing. He, Dr. Raketa, decided to give his 9-year-old daughter cocaine. Well that's the simplest explanation obviously. Like in a large amount too. That's the simplest explanation. Yeah, every weekend.

Yeah. He gave me- Because you know anybody with a coke habit, it's always, I have too much coke. Here, I gotta get rid of some of this. He gave me the example of you know let's say the family took like a trip you know like a vacation they go to like a Disney World. You wanna amp the kids up before they get in the car. Well there's always like that one kid who's like I don't even want to go to Disney World this

sucks. They're not gonna like it more when they're fucking high on cocaine. You put a little bit of cocaine in their Mickey Mouse ice cream bar and all of a sudden you're having a great family vacation. Why? I don't know. I said I don't think that's Occam's Razor. I don't think that's the simplest explanation. So many new variables, Mr. Girl. I don't remember if that's...

It's not the shortest, like the least amount of words. It's the least amount of variables that you're introducing. Well, I'd like to real quick, for those of you't know Occam's razor is again the problem-solving principle that recommends you should search for an explanation constructed with the smallest possible set of elements good example would be a botched drug test test is bad the test you see there's no new elements maybe test right there is bad do it again that's a pretty simple answer do you know why it's called Occam's Razor? I thought that was like a type of idea,

and the guy's name was Occam. Well, Occam is the name of the guy. William of Occam was a 14th century English Franciscan friar. But actually the term Occam's Razor did not appear until centuries after his death. It's just kind of like, he was the guy who was always preaching it more than anybody else that eventually-

Everyone hated him so much. Yeah, he's like, hey, the simplest thing. The simplest thing. Socrates, everyone really hated him. They're like, will you shut the fuck up? So centuries after he died, they decided to attribute it to him. It's called Occam's razor because you are supposed to use the razor to slice away unnecessary assumptions or cut across unnecessary conclusions.

I thought that was interesting. So yeah, we right now we have a lot of people on the internet who's a Occam's razor seems like an elaborately constructed scheme again for which no for no meaningful reason that anyone is ever have you ever heard of a family that's like hey why don't I give my kids some cocaine? No There's like this has never happened as far as I know Me either. That's what I'm saying. I've never heard this before in the history of the world I've seen the videos of like poor people blowing marijuana smoke in their baby's face and everyone gets mad about that and I'm like, yeah Okay. Yeah, I could see how that would happen

But I can't imagine you're doing a rail of coke and you see your kid you just like I don't know make a snowball and throw it in their face every weekend every weekend Well the amount in the system by the way were the kids hungry or are they coked out of their minds? Maybe I thought the first I thought the lady said the kids were complaining about being hungry Never once have I done a rail and like man. I'm I could go for fucking snack. It is a bit of a contradiction there So yeah, you get a lot of guys who they think they're real smart and Actually one of these guys not to get into the religious stuff too much But a lot of religious guys will use Occam's razor where it's like well, that's just God just the way I did it

How does everything exist just does Most complicated fucking thing you could ever imagine. A magic guy exists and he did all of this for some unknown metaphysical reason? That's not simple at all! That's very complicated! How? How? How? That makes... That raises so many more questions. Yeah, but a lot of like religious guys will go, Well, you know, Occam's razor. And you're like, no, that's many more questions. Yeah, but a lot of like religious guys go well You know Dr. Azer and you're like no that's way more complicated. How did this shit get on the floor God? There's a lot of that But anyway, I do think that this is a situation the test is bad well They would have done it twice did they I don't know yeah

Okay, well then and they will do it yeah aren't they gonna do a follow I would imagine you can demand a follow-up test why would the government do two tests they got the answer they wanted which is you that we're trying to bust for cocaine and maybe we searched you illegally and you've been embarrassing us this whole time one of your kids tests turned out to be positive for cocaine we're done that. That's it. Now it's- this is the most best way we can fuck you over. The government stops when they have what they need to fuck you over. Yeah. I mean, it's also one of these things where...

Everyone's acting like they've never paid taxes before. Like, what do you mean the government wouldn't fuck you over? What do you think you're paying taxes for? They just pocket that money! If the government wanted to fuck you over in the cleanest, simplest way possible, you just go, well, he hurt his kids. Yeah, you know everybody online, you know, goes like, oh, I can't- he had, Riketa had, what do you call it, fucking Vic Lasagna go, I cannot associate with him. I can't fucking believe that. I can't associate with Nick Riketa. I'm like, weren't you falsely accused of a bunch of shit? Yeah.

Like, how do you not get that it goes both ways, cocksucker? What the fuck? Well, yeah, but I didn't do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no shit, you dick-brained idiot. What the fuck do you think? That's some real snake in the grass shit from Vic. That's real bad.

Real cocksucker. It's a. I'm glad that he owes them like half a million dollars or whatever it is. Fuck Vic. That's still pretty fucked up. Fuck Vic. How about that? Hashtag fuck Vic. Fuck you, Vic Lozagna. I'm glad that he owes them like half a million dollars or whatever. That's still pretty fucked up. How about that?

Hashtag fuck Vic. Fuck you Vic Lasagna. How about that? You... I can't believe... What did he do? He molested that fat chick? What did Vic Lasagna do?

He felt her up like a fucking beanbag? Is that what he grabbed her hair? That fat bitch's hair? Yeah, Monica Riel, right? Who was the alligator? The court... This isn't defamation because the court agrees with me, right? All I know is...

He's a big Christian too. All he needed to do was say... That's not an insult to Christians, by the way. He is. He should believe in the good in people. The worst thing is... At least give the guy a chance to... Why do they have heaven if they all have to jump down Nick's throat like on earth? Plus, I just don't believe the nine-year-old had fucking cocaine in their system.

No. It doesn't make sense. Well, again, although... It doesn't make sense to me. If it'd be the teenager, I'd be like, okay, yeah, maybe. But it just, it seems fishy as fuck. Yeah. If they prove it's true, if they retest, you know?

But then you'll ask what they think happened. It's like, well, maybe they went into his closet looking for candy and they prove it's true if they retest you know, but then you'll ask what they think happened It's like well Maybe they went into his closet looking for candy and they saw and they thought it was pixie sticks dumped all over a mirror Occam's razor That's like convoluted out of your fucking mind Occam's razor man Occam's razor All the kids sees like a bunch of pixie stick lying around Why does this taste like copper I better keep eating it smell like gasoline yeah, well kids are notoriously not picky at all

Something that will make you vomit the second it gets anywhere near your face I still if I were for if I was in a situation where cocaine exists like oh that's gonna taste terrible. You know I still might try do a little bit but it doesn't have a good taste to it. Am I sure it's not pixie sticks? This is drug-dependent. Let me sniff it to find out. People have never done drugs before just watch on TV like yeah you do cocaine and then you like go bananas.

You're just like totally crazy. Did you ever try to drink like a beer when you were a kid and now tasted terrible. No Really? Yeah, shut up. I never did you never know your dad would do dad not a drinker or anything No, he drinks he drink martinis. He didn't drink very much. So you never did I remember? At one point my dad was helping out at a restaurant. They had the beer tap I'm like let me just try this out, and I took a sip, and I'm like wow that's fucking terrible I'm never gonna want to ever drink that again in my life And I was kind of right because I still can't drink those fucking IPA is that you like oh I need those taste terrible My baby, no my dad had some of these growing. I need that American sugar beer tastes like drinking a sprite

My dad had some of these growing. I need that American sugar beard tastes like drinking a sprite Anyway, I don't think a little girls plowing through lines every well. I mean that every very simple explanation makes a lot of sense You don't think a hardcore drug addict could spot a little kid on a bunch of cocaine The worst part about this is like the people who are reporting it know that like all of this is ridiculous yeah the amount of like the crying that fat bag lying to stupid people you know like I see yellow flash like tweeting he's like you know I just I've lost all faith in humanity Jesus Christ please smite Nicholas so I can have more super chats and ad revenue if a guy that's bigger than me goes down Then four of us move up it really comes down man

They're mad at him for a lot of stupid stuff because he's better than them. He came back. Did you see him come back? I saw him come back. That was fire. At first I was like I even said on Twitter I didn't think he should he should do it. Yeah, I was like don't do it man Oh, man, and they just dropped it. They timed it perfectly, honestly. When you say they, who do you mean? Isn't that odd? Isn't that odd that somebody walked in?

It originated on Kiwi Farms. Yeah. They walked into the county courthouse with the file number. Somebody did. Isn't that peculiar? Yeah. And that somebody happened to be, well,

possible somebody happened to be on air at the time. Oh you mean Aaron? Yeah, maybe yeah, somebody knew that number Yeah, they went in there so they knew the case file number and they were able to go to the law clerk or whatever Yeah, to a case that was supposed to be sealed, but it wasn't because they're trying to railroad him everybody in that everybody in that Well, you would have to have the motion to seal probably I mean you think they would get it but You know it might not technically be illegal to leak it now. But it turns out when everybody's working together

you don't have to have a conspiracy. Everybody's just working together to fuck over one guy. And their actions all kind of are, they add up. And regardless of what you think, I mean it's pretty fucking dirty to do that to the kid, right?

I don't think the test is accurate. Just I mean it just seems fucking crazy to me I could be wrong if I'm proven wrong, you know backup test. I'll come out and say that But I wouldn't take a backup test anything could set that shit. Yeah. Well, you know, I I'm just saying if I'm proven wrong You know, I love the poppy seeds as a kid I was a big poppy seed guy. But then the way they leaked that, to me, I mean, it kind of just adds to the narrative. It does. Of like, wow, they're really trying to fuck this guy.

They're trying to fuck him over. Yeah, it's like, whoa. Because they didn't redact any of the kids' names. Like they had their names and birthdays. And it's like, really? Like this needs to be out there and attached to their fucking real life names for forever. They could have easily redacted this document too. I mean, I don't know. And then the same people would say, Riketa, man, bad, right? Riketa's got to go to jail for life.

You know, they're fine with this info being out there. They don't care. I mean, I can't, I can't see how's that for the benefit of the child in any way whatsoever and there's speculation if you read the document that the children might be split up and they're putting them in really foster care I don't know why they can't just go like the grandparents or maybe the grandparents yeah well they don't do it like that they we talked about this last night here a weird hum like a Be quiet yes shit. What is that? I don't know. I don't think it's coming through in the audio though Maybe you're right we do need

The audio drops out every other show and Dicks like not it's fine No one cares not like we're doing a live show for 1,500 people. Oh now. It's a live show that we need We're doing a live show for 1,500 people. Oh now it's a live show that we need Now it's now it's a life. I'm sorry. I'm sorry anyway Occam's razor great prom Simplest explanation is that the little girl did the blow and then reported her parents. Yeah, I saw that I mean it clears Nick Roketa though. It was obviously the nine-year-old girls, right? Anybody maybe the pastor gave it to her just to fuck with Nick. What if somebody did give it to her?

Yeah, what if somebody at the church is like, here's the easiest way to get Nick is we sneak a little cocaine into her system, report him for child neglect. This is an Occam's razor right there. I'll tell you what, that Aaron guy is fucked up. Well, he's a guy who put his hot young wife within grabbing distance of Nick Reketa. Right?

This is to, for a chance at internet fame. Right? This is a guy who's deranged in the head. I don't know. What are you, you afraid of him? No, I'm just saying it was weird because the other day I was thinking about the Nick Reketa situation and I went, wait what if somebody it was weird cuz the other day weird the other day. I was thinking about the Nicaraguan situation I went wait. What if somebody else gave his kid the drugs? I don't know. Yeah again. That's definitely not an Occam's razor situation

That's definitely He admitted to preparing the food I know he's talked about giving them SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs? Maybe they were Cocainios. That's right! Maybe add a little extra sauce, maybe there was a reason she kept asking for seconds, right? You know? These are really good, Uncle Aaron! I know they are! They're very sweet, aren't they?

He's on record saying it! I'm not going to accuse Aaron M. Holt of giving a challenge run. I'm not accusing him! I know, we're not doing that. None of us are doing that. But he's admitted to feeding the children. It would be interesting. He's admitted to feeding the children. It would be interesting.

In a bad way. He's admitted to feeding the children. He's clearly a deranged individual. Who would do anything for fame. I don't know. I want to be famous, but not that bad. I think uh... Why don't you bring your wife over?

Nah, thanks. I'm good. It's a very strange situation. Damn. Nah, thanks Did you see the clip of him raging about her new profile picture no I'll see if I can find the link wait is April's new profile picture. Yeah. Yeah, she's looking all sexy on her new He like goes into full rage mode over this on her new profile picture. He like goes into full rage mode over this. Why does he matter about that? You should be so sick of this, you know, Nick Reketa and the child.

I tilt it like this, so I'll talk right into it, just like this. Just like this. I'll hold the mic like this all fucking night long. I don't give a fuck. But yeah, so. He's saying the lifestyle she's living, is she still in a heady, mystic lifestyle?

He's claiming she's still with Reketa. I don't even know if that's true, or she's living in the house next door a he's still with rick aida like I don't even know if that's true or she's living The house that's pretty hot. I mean if so Wow, I mean, I don't know that I would be wanting to announce that to the world, but he loves it He loves saying it over and over I Heard red bar said he would do a roast of Aaron him Holt yeah, I'm in if he's if he's do if he's hosting a roast. I'm in big time. I like red bar said he would do a roast of Aaron em Holt. Yeah, I'm in if he's if he's do if he's hosting a roast I'm in big time. I like red bar

That's why I was mad when I heard red bar was mad at us, but he's not he's not I'm happy that you bought The you bought the I got checked I got checked by a gay up and thinking red bar didn't like us Cuz I'm not gonna lie. I've watched a lot of red bar clips The kill stream made red bar recently. Oh, yeah. When we talked to Aaron Emholt, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw him on one of them. What's your impression of Aaron? You think he can slip cocaine to a kid?

I mean, he's obsessed with this thing every single day. I don't hate the guy, but I think he's typecast himself now. You think he's a good broadcaster? No. No. No, I wouldn No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Review this picture by the way like literally I have to find the clip okay like cuz he loses it I think it might be on my list of clips. You don't want any more. You don't want one more beef What's one more beef come on? We got everybody on I'm friend. I'm still I'm not friendly. He follows me on Twitter Aaron Yeah

You went on a show Talk to him you guys are allies I don't I don't I don't, I don't, I don't, look, I don't know, I think he's a... He needs to answer the cocaine spaghetio. I think he's a doofus. I don't think he's a criminal mastermind. He has to answer the cocaine spaghetio allegations. I feel like, you know, I'm cool with him, but... I have to hear the truth one way or the other about the spaghetio cocaine allegations. Yeah. I think he got, I think he got cucked by Nick Krakat. I think he got I think he got cucked by Nick Rekade. I think he got tricked

And out of respect, you know Tricked out of his well, I think it was like one of these It was like one of these situations where it's like hey Aaron, I'm gonna fuck your wife and he's like I don't like that. It's like you can fuck mine, but he didn't realize that at the end of it Nick gets a boat You can fuck mine, but you didn't realize that at the end of it Nick gets both It's like you could play my Nintendo, but at the end of the day I get to take the Nintendo home It's not as much fun. I get both into that you could play my Sega Nintendo. I'm gonna play your Nintendo Let's swap our systems. Yeah, the end of the day you have that Nick got the Nintendo and the Sega and that's that's not fair That's its own kind of hell though man. Having two game consoles? Yeah, it's hard to split your time.

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Okay. No, not all. You know, I mean, yeah, a couple of them are just using like goofy avatars or whatever. But some of this stuff, it's clearly like what's safe and legal pedophilia is what Pippa Pipkin said. What? It didn't seem like a joke to me. It seemed like a job description.

You know, they get on here and act like they're you know little girls in some cases like single-digit aged little girls Sexual stuff really yes, dude. Okay, so some cases. They're like eight nine. You know 13, but like in some cases. They're like They're pretending to be like little babies. Yes Okay, goo goo Gaga. Yes like baby baby, baby, yeah, making all these noises. It's really weird. So there's like a viral Twitter friend- Do you know the VTuber who dresses like a little shark or whatever? Oh yeah!

That's Pito Bay too! Okay, so today I saw a tweet going around and it's this little animation of her singing this song. And I'd seen that animation before because it goes viral. It has like 10 million views on YouTube or something Yeah, and it's like I'm like wow that's really well animated. What is she singing about so I went to look up the actual song on you Yes 100% How does this have 10 million YouTube views and

Making a ton of money off of promoting pedophilia. I've been telling people about this you dude Why I Changed I genuinely did not know that because it's in Japanese I'm like, oh what she's singing about like this song is kind of cute No, because it's in Japanese. I'm like, oh what's she singing about? Like this song is kind of cute. Sticky dance, sticky dance. The song is a little girl singing about how she knows perverts are watching her on the internet and if they try anything they'll go to jail and she thinks it's funny how she's baiting them with her eight-year-old sexuality and that she- Bro, that's the shark singing-

That's the shark was- No. Okay, the shark didn't originate the song but she did her own version of it. No. But Reni Venti was right? No, that's not true was no, okay. The shark didn't originate the song, but she did her own version. He was right You mean about VTubers yes, she was she's been saying this for years I can find the song if you give me the She was mad to a star tweeting she's like I've been saying this stuff for years And now so some people are getting attention for that Because I like I don't know two million fucking impressions fucking with them They're pretty easy to rile up Lolly song. I know right there that that's I know what that's about here

Do you want the English cover? No, I would prefer to you want to prefer I don't have any video of me dancing around to obvious English words about This one has I can read one has English subtitles. I guess uh-huh so the original one has a hundred million views This is the Japanese one yeah has a hundred million views for this song And this is again VTubers are now singing are we gonna send these guys to Mars is that what's happening? I don't know Sing we're gonna send these guys to Mars is that what's happening? I don't know but like a little little baby hologram and the spaceship like Want to see if this is the no this is not Gator Gator disavowed did you see that you know what I was disappointed in him Oh, I disavowed I saw that this is about the one he was talking to

Rabba oh rabba you know what sucks about that too? Because when Gator walked up to talk to that VTuber, is that who? Rabba? Yeah, well, Kiki's the name, but he calls her, he was calling her Rabba. You could tell that she was very uncomfortable. And he kept pressing it, but it seems like she's uncomfortable. She's like, I know that what comes behind you is like all these people are going to rip on me for being a pedophile. I don't want you around or yeah, that's too bad Yeah, she should have told people to go fuck themselves. I mean

Whatever. Well, yeah, and you know she and then he denounced her He's like, oh I should have done my research and first off he knew everything my research. Yeah You know, it's close to you know stalking her for two straight years. I remember my dad! Yeah, like what the fuck, he knew everything about this bitch. What are you looking for? We have to get the English one. Because I can't find a Japanese one with subtitles.

And this is on YouTube. I've been skunked before playing stuff that's already on YouTube. Dude, you need to be shocked. There's a ton of pro-Peto bullshit. I could not believe that this has a hundred million views. And everybody on, the thing on Twitter is everybody's gonna be the day we weren't talking about pedophiles. Well Ralph brought it in I didn't bring it in. I mean it's alright so the song is called Lolly God Requiem which apparently this

girl is the Lolly God okay there it is and again this I saw the one of the bit that shark girl is like the biggest Vtuber, and she's like, here's my version of my character. Can we just talk about like the Huk-Tuk girl? How do you know the deep history about it though? Which, what? I saw this today! Like, it's going way back though. Alright, I'm impressed with the knowledge, but also...

Get it, touch me, get it, rest it, kiss me, hit me, bust it. One, two, three, four. Always sing your song, but can't really hear you. Get it, slowly, three, four! Oh, Ethan, you're sorry, but Caroline, hear you! Get pet, Loli, guys, let's get moved! So she's singing about how you touch her, you go to prison. I got- it was very explicit. It's very obvious! It's a joy swear.

Just go watch your dirty mouth with mud now. We have a dating court. Now, then, officers have no right To come take you away Go losing all you are I'm sorry for this Why don't you go away I'm sorry for this

The animation is pretty good, this little dancing. What? I'm just saying, it is well animated. Wait, no! Yashii can't imagine, kiss me in your busting! One, two, three, four! No, Vito, no! I don't know what to tell you. Come back.

Anyway, so you have the Vito. Come back, Vito, no! Step away from the light. Look, step away from the light! Before I knew what the lyrics were, I'm just like, oh, that's a fun little dancing thing. I knew what the lyrics were even in Japanese. Did you? Uh-huh.

No, I don't know. I knew that little girl dancing around like that's not good. How does that have 100 million views? And it's not just Japanese people. This is like the anime culture now. I like jokes about hitting Hitting women and stuff yeah Violence with other men yeah songs about like outrunning the police and like you know blowing up government buildings killing people Yeah, you know the lolly stuff has ruined

There was like an interview with a Japanese animator, and he went I'm just so sick of these fucking lollies, man They're like, well, what's what's the problem? He goes when I got into an And he says well when I got into animation it was cuz you know, I watched Macross I watched Gundam and I wanted to make all this cool robot I just we've now got to the point where the only way any anime studio can make any money. Like, I think it's like they estimated like 70% of the revenue in the anime industry is making lollycon shit.

Whether or not, whether it's explicit or not. It's like the alcohol industry. The alcoholics, the real alcoholics power of the whole thing. And with anime, the real pedophiles power of the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah anime the real pedophiles power the whole thing Is that what you're saying like that? It's like the or the real like, you know sick uh Pedos I guess however you want to put it, you know, just the way they were talking about the logistics of possible pedophile people PPP Yeah, P. Possible pedophile people.

Possible pedophile personalities. Holy shit. Okay. Yeah, we'll have to keep going. But yeah, the way he was talking about it, it's like we have to make like four of these fucking lolly series and that'll eventually give us enough money to make one thing that actually matters to us and feels like, you know, it's like a cool robot thing. So VTubers are-

It's a hyperpunk thing. It's just fat women pretending to be five year olds so Reveal and then she showed that her like her views got cut in half Well, yeah, she wants to see these ladies totally ruined even if you're hot you ruin the elu. I'm I want to talk to a child Yeah, well, that's I guess what it is Even when I was trying to search for it. What do you think what happened to Medicare for your show this phase? No, he's he's got to be like a complete fucking cancer rail, right? Medicare's got to look sick

Is that is that picture of him not? You called me skinny as a rail? Everybody looks skinny as a rail to this guy You're not cancer sick Okay, you can stop scrolling through the loli you made your point Just fucking relax Put the mouse down You see why I don't want you to have a keyboard at my fucking house? You made your point. Just fucking relax. Put the mouse down. That's that V- Okay, but-

You see why I don't want you to have a keyboard at my fucking house? You're just scrolling endlessly while we're talking about losing weight. Okay, but this is- this is what I was talking about. This is the VTuber talking about- That's the shark, P.O.B. That's the shark one, and she's talking about- She's gonna be at the Dodger game! On like the 7th, yes.

In the costume? Singing, uh, Take Me Out to the Ball Game. What? Yes, on the screen, in VTuber. Dude, cause people don't know that- At the seventh, yes. In the costume? Singing, uh, Take Me Out to the Ball Game. What? Yes, on the screen in VTuber. Dude, cause people don't know that- At the Dodger game, yes. Cause people don't know- like I don't know why they don't- WHAT?!

YES! I SWEAR TO GOD! Who are the Dodgers playing? Uh, I don't know. So this is her talking about- But we can find out. At the Padres. How she sang that song, and she's gonna tell us- Thank you.

She's gonna tell us what outfit she couldn't keep in the animation You know, Brittany Vennie's just jealous What outfit didn't make it in? Super tiny reference ones like Cowboy, Paula Summer, Dino Guru, even Ui? Let me show you guys some of those. I don't approve of that Cowboy one. No, no, no, no, no, I don't want this. I don't want this, Pito.

Well this is what didn't make it in the video. Wake up from the nightmare. Is this Pito, babe? HAHAHA! Wait, was that a joke? Yeah, it's not that. Well, somebody must have put that in. Wait a minute. They couldn't put the school swimsuit in.

I don't know how that didn't make it in the video. The school swimsuit, that's no big deal. Was that a reference to, this isn't the beach, it's a bath? So it's July 5th and they're playing the Brewers. Which is, Okay. Hold a live night.

Really? At Dodger Stadium. All right, wait. He should go and film some of it. And they're playing the Brewers Really Okay, can you just come already like this is Dude cuz that's I know we get it. We get it. It's a bunch of little fucking. I mean you're just like look at this shit Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at this one. I look at this one. I don't think about this. I don't think Thank you Ralph agrees with me You have to be careful or be commenting or something, you know what I mean if you're if you've got a plane Or be commenting or something you know what I mean if you're if you've got a plane

Okay, I just don't know how I make a couple pet of all jokes on fucking Twitter Don't bring it back to you see don't don't bring it back But if I was a cute little fucking shark girl, and I sang about it that would be fine You should said that honestly you know it's kind of funny. Why don't you just become a little shark girl? I'm working on it. I've already got the second. I already got the driver's license Lean into the propito stuff like Flamingo not a good bet is he doing that yeah? It's not a good look lean into the lollycon just I did want to see if I could find the boy a soprano artist Get him to get him to do some super killer art. Yeah, I don't know if you Soprano artist get him to get him to do some super killer art. Yeah, I don't know if you

Draw what would he do? Yeah, I'm gonna. I don't know. I haven't decided Just like a cool Maybe just it's just funny that if you would draw it I think so I got fucking what's-his-name that other hentai artist Yeah, and then a bunch of people said it was lolly my character with giant titties Just cuz it makes you so upset that they say that because it's wrong I don't like people using words incorrectly If it was lolly, I would tell you it's lolly. I wouldn't like you know Lolly I will say that super killer issue three will have a lolly joke Oh god, no, I mean it's not like it's set in a it's set in like an anime universe. So there will be a one great

That's great. Yeah, it will be a good joke maybe that was just like Flamenco and Gator watching that movie five fifty million times what if now maybe there's not a hundred million I'm just joking a hundred million views course on that song it's catchy though it is getting the day again the animation is fun really well animated it's got a fucking weight to the characters movements. It's got the Disney bounce and stretch mechanics. The what? The stretch!

The seven old men of Disney. They established the principles of animation. Seven old men? You don't know the Disney lore? No! I'm a man! Well, at Disney there was seven guys who were the principal animators and they made one petafiles Yeah, exactly seven petafiles to lead them one lolly to destroy them all How you don't like VTubers? No, no

Sorry Hahahaha Hahahaha Sorry to derail your problem They suck and it's just a bunch of pedo bait but I mean They're making a ton of fucking money on this shit all over YouTube You don't have to look very far to see it That's crazy this wouldn't be a problem if women just lost some weight You know I think a lot of these pedophiles are Why are men not paying for actual pussy? Cause there's none to be found

Nah there's always one to be like It's just too fat Like the option is well I can fuck this big fat house, you know, with a pussy attached to it, or I can go online and jack off to a little, a six year old shark. You know what I mean? Okay, here's a theory.

Come on. At least I know there's a, I think I'd imagine it's a skinny woman behind that. Good lord. Here's a theory. It's whether they're doing this. So there are actual female streamers that have simps or whatever, right? Yes, we're talking about a couple of them. But I the theory is So there are actual female streamers that have simps or whatever right? Yes

We're talking about a couple of but I would say I think they're one of the things that holds people off from simping from those People is they know At least most of them understand well I could never get her you know I can never this will never be a thing I could never actually yeah some other man is going to fuck her and it won't be me Yeah, but if it's a cartoon, no one can fuck her. There will never be another man. You cannot get cucked by your favorite VTuber. You can show Nick Riketa all your cartoons that you want. Omeranth, you know you're getting cucked. You're sending money to Omeranth and she's

fucking some other guy. But you're sending money said money that shark nobody can fuck the shark cuz the shark doesn't exist That might be it. I can I can almost understand that Yeah, that there's like a level of abstraction there cuz I like what's like icon culture in Japan like they have these like young girls Bands and stuff you know like groups, and they're not supposed to have sex. They're supposed to be pure like Virginal yeah, and not even be thinking about you know, not even thinking about stuff like that Yeah, and when they get found out to be dating somebody or get out Daddy bitch. Yeah, you're a JV girl now. Yes, you hope you think one of these Japan a good place. Let's just be real. Yes

Let's just be real. Yes. It's awesome, but it's sick to them. It has some weird shit. Their monetary policy basically destroyed the world. They invented quantitative easing. So that is bad. Did they invent quantitative easing? I didn't even know that. That's why it's called that. Because they re-translated it back. Japan has some good aspects of their culture and then they have all the sexual deviancy we bombed into them with our radiation. Yeah, they're no foreign Their overt racism is that's kind of a peak amazing They don't like white guys that much. That's the best part One of the happiest moments my life is when I was in Japan and I saw a sign at a bar that I wanted to Go in and it said no foreigners. I'm like I found my place. I don't even want to go

Man Japan is pretty cool I'm like... I've... I've found my place. I don't even want to go in. I've found my place. Which is great. Oh man. Japan is pretty cool. At one point I wanted to learn Japanese. I would live in Japan. They just got cool stuff. At one point you want to learn Japanese? Yeah, I tried learning Japanese a little bit. In high school. Is that video how you tried to learn? Yeah, yeah. I would just watch the AMVs and... Kukachukupuka! Jaka-chukAKA! The problem is their alphabet is like a nightmare

You learn two alphabets and they go are you ready for the third and you're like fucking assholes Yeah, they got three alphabets. The little kids learn. You guys just speak it though. You don't have to read it It would be nice to be able to read. I can read, you know, some basic Japanese But you got to be able to speak it Yeah, the speaking is the most important part. Whatashi wa avito desu. Yeah. Ah, so desu ne. Yeah, okay. Um...

Whatashi wa... No, I'm not gonna make that joke. No. Good problem. PPP sore wa loli kunde. No, flamenco sore wa loli kunde. I don't know,'s pvp into Feet apparently feet and paying bitches to like oh, yeah, didn't you have a feet thing? Yeah, paying whores to dress up in high heels

And like send him like feet picks Yeah, cool. Does he jerk off on their shoes like? You know, uh... That's cool. Does he jerk off on their shoes like that? Like an embarrassing way though, like Fendom type shit. Fendom's bad. Yeah, Fendom type shit. Fendom's about to get wild with the AI revolution.

Why's that? Because one lady can just set up a chatbot and Fendom like a hundred guys. I'm sorry, did you say a lady can set up and then you set up other things? Well, a man, sure, at any point in history that was true. A man programmed it. A man can program it for her. A woman can tell a man to set up a bunch of chat bots. Yes, yes.

They're gonna be able to hundreds of simps at one time. Yeah. Actually the Vtubers will be doing it. You'll be able to talk to the shark girl whenever you want. And she'll say, Tilly, if you have sex with me you're going to jail. Fuck whenever you want And she'll say I already do that You know fuck you you're a cartoon I can do whatever I want to you you bitch Talk to these people I think that'll that'll be the last thing that AI masters I don't know man. Have you played with the Google of video AI yet? Yeah, it's like retarded Yeah, but it's like retarded in a way that you're like. Oh, man. That's gonna. That's crazy I don't I don't have you guys walking the walkin

Medicare made that video Yeah, mr. Medicare made a video of us walking from the from the infamous photo. Oh, I saw that Let me really understand it, but I saw I didn't understand it either, but it's us walking. Yeah Understand it's just a cool thing. It was cool. It was cool. Yeah I was I was like am I missing the joke like the joke is just plugged in there It's like yeah, the four is how how much worse life is now The joke is how happy that was Yeah, what is his name? Moshe Moshe Moshe Moshe Moshe?

Oh you had it Moshe Moshe I think Shit just look for Moshi. Moshi mosh? No, just do Moshi and it'll pop up. Oh, there he is. Moshi moshi. Again, I think the technology is crazy. What's going on? There it is. Oh yeah, this one, Rob. You didn't see this one? Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about.

I think it'll loop. I think it'll loop. They made my legs all beefy too. That's cool. You changed actors midway through too. Who's the guy on the left? I don't know who that is. Well he looks over at you guys so lovingly. This was a guy, Coach Redpill was murdered by...

I know, Coach Redpill. And then Putin said he was going to look into it. Did you see that? He entered the Ralph Extended Universe. I hope he finds it. he's alive in our hearts No, not in mine Okay, my problem is Does the guess oh no we did the VTubers VTubers yeah VTubers My problem press the button idiot. I did already like five minutes ago

Somebody you see he sent us. Did you get the email from whatshisname? Yeah they're great, but people like this sound. At least show them so they know the option. But it's gonna mess up the fucking noise of the show. I want people to hear the new one. Maybe next time, next time when Ralph's not here and we're not having all this stuff going on, then I'll play it. Take two seconds to get the audio clip. I don't know where it is. It's in your email inbox. I'm logged out everywhere alright um

My problem is women using slurs really You're talking about used to be women had to be attractive or Suck their way to the top like Kamala Harris You know something camel and now they just go out and they use a n-word or an F slur bar has been lowered It's it can't get any lower and I say magical n-word and for some reason I don't get nearly as much fun attention they get Do you think do you think they're having fun? I don't know like they're having some of them are well They're getting a bunch of simps to go. Why that's based. They followed

They are though the n-word girl, yeah, she followed me I still have not Crazy that she was following me like already and then I talked about her coming on the show I don't know if we'll end up. I don't know if we'll end up having her on the show, but Yeah, she kind of just appeared out of nowhere. Okay, so you know what didn't even say the hard are Just singing the song yeah, I have not seen that every day. We play it. I've not actually watched It has a fucking n-word in it. What do you think we are, but she's singing like a song How do you think this works? You can listen to music on YouTube

First of all you cannot there's probably a sensor probably somebody censored and what would be the point of the censored version? Okay, let's look up the sensor like of the sense of life. Look like a news report of it. Yeah You could put a sensor down. What's her name? I don't know cuz I haven't seen the video Lily just put Lily and word Yeah, it'll probably- if the root- White woman casually uses trad wife influencer has gone viral, what do you think? Well the root is a

black based organization, so I don't know- Well they're definitely gonna have the N-word then. No look, they censored it in the top! Then there's controversy because she's apparently Jewish as well, so... Some people... I guess she was getting Critiqued for that. I think you can watch this isn't the news. It's a new bro. I can we can watch this We have every nulls fucking reporting shit now. Yeah

This is a whole new ballgame. I definitely cannot play this I'm gonna play it and then I'm gonna stop it when I think okay when I think I'm gonna play it and then I'm gonna stop it when I think okay when I think I think I think I'm out if it's a news story I got my channel banned for playing an ABC news clip that was on YouTube Mmm, I played the clip from YouTube on YouTube of an ABC news story about a kid beating up a teacher killed my account Yeah, we said Negro a bunch of times this episode is that okay? That was not good of you to say I don't fucking know Everybody I know who's married right now, they're married to Broke-Ass ninjas

Oh right there, bam! Got it, got it They're married to Broke-Ass ninjas Alright Can you go past it or does she say it a second time? I've already heard too much from a woman that I've ever wanted to hear in my fucking life That's what everybody's so upset about Yeah That's who are that's who our van well

She's actually using it to refer to black people and that's the problem right now. She's not oh she's using in a general sense Yeah, yeah, like white guys can be broke ass and words as well She's basically saying that women don't care about men being broke. Yeah. Which isn't true. But the problem is that this is... That isn't true, but that's what her case is. Well, the real problem is that it's the lowest possible bar to notoriety.

That's all you got to do. That's all they do now. Women online using slurries. Oh, Melanie Mack has been a big offender. Melanie Mack is the worst one of it. The most left-wing. The first time you said the F slur I think I get it and now it's like her thing That she just calls people the F slur all the time

It just makes it it makes me feel for the first time in my life I feel bad for having used slurs my whole life. She's making them uncool. You can't overuse it You've overused it to the point of no return yeah I don't think I'll ever be able to say these slurs again you know singing songs now I'm like singing songs you know like Les Grossman in my house I hear the n-word coming up and I'm like now I'm thinking about that woman it's like ruining it it's supposed to be it's supposed to be f slur F you're acting like a fucking f slur, but then like these guys come along they go

Slur And you're like oh my god, I don't even want to say it anymore. It's not a fun word now Yeah, I feel like one it was less gay when the gays used it. Yeah now. It's just like it's just now It's almost actually ruin it and destroyed by these women these women and now and she's. And she's doing a big talk show circuit. I saw her on Alex Stein's show. I'm like, what could you possibly have to ask her about? Alex Stein, what could you possibly have to ask a woman about saying something inappropriate?

So you said something inappropriate. What do you have to say about that every single woman on Earth every day? I don't know. Isn't that what you remember saying that when you weren't supposed to say it? How did it feel? Hehehehe. Well I just thought that, you know, eh eh eh. Meanwhile, Josh Denny says the N-word and he loses everything. He loses everything. Yeah. I can't uh... Maybe I'm alone in this.

I, well, I think the problem... I feel like they're taking... I feel like it's cultural appropriation. I feel like I'm being... I think my they're take it's I feel like it's cultural appropriation I feel like I'm being I think my culture is my life is being taken By they've already taken video games and everything else and now they're taking slurs and there's online Well, I think the hypocrisy where if they say it they get to you know, like go on a media tour Yeah, I were account gets banned Yeah, if I say it if if I call a woman fat. Because if a woman says it, it's like, well, you know, she's a lady.

They can do whatever they want. We're at a weird time right now. The rules are all over the place. There are no- Trump is morphing into Romney. Is he? No. What was he talking about recently that was everybody's-

H1Bs. That he's gonna put a green card on every diploma is gonna have a green card. Yeah, everyone that gets a diploma is getting a green card I got away why why on earth because now he's like mr. Money guy now He needs a bunch of money to stay out of prison. He's got to become president so he can not go to prison Okay, so he needs all the money guys vote or you want? another similar to a

Similar American ally country to Mexico that's even closer to America than Mexico ironically I mean, I think you're talking about Israel, but I'm not sure That's the sweet spot that's where you always want to be On any topic. Well, I think he's talking about Israel, but he could be talking about somebody else. That's the back cover of my book. I could be talking about anybody. Quote, I think he's talking about Israel, but I'm not sure. That's a good back of the book quote.

That's a good back of the book quote. Could be any country. My life. It might be that country, but it could be any country. My life! Could be any country. It might be that country, but it could be any country. I get it. All right. Fair enough. There you go.

Women talking about slurs. Women using slurs. Pedo tubers. We got to, I mean, come on, man. What? It's just like, we're so desperate for, just say, Alex, just say the N-word. Like, you don't need to have a pretend interview.

Well, here's what I'll say is that we've reached peak edginess. There's nothing left. There are no taboos left. Except for, I guess, anime girls talking about getting fucked as eight-year-olds. Like, that's kind of one of the few remaining taboos. Is that in the New Republic party? Well, that's the thing, it's not even taboo. Like, like we have no taboos left the last thing we have is white women going F slur At a certain point, you know, everyone's just shitting in the street. Like there's nothing left to do that would shock anyone Yeah, exactly have all those h1b where no that's not why it is why?

Sitting on the street in Canada. That's why all right. Well, maybe it's the fentanyl. We got a crisis there We got our own shit the crisis is not fentanyl. I know that's the that is the smallest crisis that goes right under Nibricated kids yeah, oh, I thought you thought my Canada. Yeah, their immigration is Israel I'm not I'm not actually that time so jokes on you fair enough He's talking about Israel, but I'm not I'm not actually that time so jokes on you fair enough Could I please get a water oh? Thank you to two waters for the gentleman. We get him a water What was your first thing that was a joke what was your first instinct?

Out of line right Little bit right top. It's over the top. Cause he did that for real. One day. But I wasn't saying it to her. I was saying it in the general sense. Like a we type situation. But people on the internet thought you were saying it to her. We should get Josh Denny a water. We the collective show. You should drink more water. Or a beer or whatever else.

I should drink more water. Well this is zero calories. Okay that's not so bad. I'm about to drink a water. We're getting a water We are it was your idea to get the waters. All right V tubers Yeah, let's get well specifically. I think I think some VTuber we said petto to wait. What are your favorites? Don't fucking don't fuck up his problem rubber hose lady is good. Have you seen her? No, she's really I was like This is actually if more V tubers are like this I like VTubers Okay, review tuber rubber hose. Yeah, she have huge tits or what? No, she's got like a I'm out Betty Boop Well, actually she does have good size tits

Just watch this Look at watch it this now I wouldn't watch this one Look at watch it This now I wouldn't watch this one No, no, no, this is like it's like Betty Boop Betty Boop was like pedophile coded better Pedophile coded yeah, she's from it. She's from like the 30s when you got married when you married like a 12 year old Don't you know right? Give me the key. Give me the keyboard real quick Jesus after that shit shut up know about Gracias, thank you

How's Mexico it's amazing actually what's it? What's your favorite part? Great bacalar is amazing to see. They have this seven color lake. Cancun. Wait, what? How many colors in a lake? Seven. Seven. How many colors you need?

How many colors are these lakes around here? I don't know. They also have these things called, fuck, I can't remember the name, but they're basically the oldest living organism. Horus! No. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA What the fuck is this man? This is your shit. It's not playing. I don't know. Good. It was on Twitter.

Oh, okay. Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff on Twitter now that Elon took it over. Like weird stuff. I'll find it. He's on a mission now. This is why Superkiller's late. No it's not. I don't watch her channel.

I just saw the- You just liked her or what? No, you specifically cited this one. This was a well This was a tweet that went her tweet went viral, and I was watching it. I'm like oh shit. That's pretty cool I hear this should work. What's cool about it though. Yeah, I don't know man that it has like an actual style to it Cool right Little anime thing.

Obviously an adult woman. Why is it so wicked? Yes, exactly. It's not supposed to be like a little child. Put down that bra! Be great! She's got all these like 1950s cartoon drawings. I saw Pirate, that's cool.

Yeah, well he'll watch this. It's like all this old like fucking timey cartoon shit. Getting hit by a piano or whatever. Oh my god! Yeah, she has like the old slap. I wouldn't really say or whatever. Oh, the violence. Okay, cool. Yeah, she has like the old slap. I wouldn't really say that to Pito Bay, yeah. She has like all these old, yeah, getting hit by the piano, all this old slap sticky

like 1940s cartoon shit. I'm like, okay, so what's your problem still VTubers? Yeah. Okay, that's a smart move. I would stick with that too. VTubers, fair enough. VTubers, women using slurs. Women co-opting slurs, I'm gonna say.

Women co-opting slur culture. And uh, Occam's razor. Occam's razor. Occam's uh, coke razor. Cuttin' up some lines. Is that really Neurotic's wife? I wanna ask that again. Like, the fat one?

Yes! Yeah, the fat blonde lady. You got a problem with that porky? Have you heard of the parallel economy? He's rich what has he paid? You're still eating your firsts? She's amazingly fat! It is one of those situations where that guy definitely has multi-million. You have to rub her in flour to find the wet spot. Nerds, Nerotic is a multi-millionaire,

I would estimate, based on the views he gets on YouTube. Yeah, that's what I'm saying! Upgrade the bitch. Yeah, I'm saying you could do it. Well, not even upgrade the bitch. Just send her to a fucking doctor, and I'll cut half the stomach out or something. I'm the only person who's immune to ozempic.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Did you try ozempic? Ozempic!

Ha ha ha! How dare you, fat boy? Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Did you try Oink Zempik? Oink Zempik! How dare you fat boy! Mr. Rocks on Oink Zempik I heard. It's going the other way. Would you smash? No. I wouldn't smash you either. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Look there's good looking fat girls. I know you don't agree with me on that. The world doesn't agree with you on that. What do you mean? It's not me. I don't agree with me on that, but the world doesn't agree with you on that. What do you mean? It's not me Name all of them well I actually recently reconnected with an ex-girlfriend And sent a couple sexy texts back and forth. Be careful those might come back That's always a good idea Vito Let me testify and tell you right now That's always a great idea sending these whores more information about your goddamn life! Great idea!

I'm sure that won't end up anywhere. I get it. Get her on signal. You gotta get her on signal right away. Well, I didn't send her any... You fucked, bro. I don't send any pictures of myself. What app?

Just... Look, I have her phone number. Just like text me as a stress. Oh, you're fucked. It's around forever. Straight text. Oh, God. I did normal sexy talk. I did normal sexy talk. I just I have her phone number just like text me as your father around forever Normal sex talk I did normal sexy time we all Actually, you want to know what was that what happened is uh?

Rejacking off. Yeah, I didn't really know well. Here's the thing is she started sexy talking to me I just go I just wanted to talk to her, but he's like an adult I'm with a voice note or that she said or what like no no no She we all you were cybering to use an old-school I called her first of all I called her cuz I didn't talk to her in a while and we were just talking that She said I have to go inside yeah, and then she wanted my pussy with my hand I don't know exactly well. She was for some reason. She was turned on so we started texting that and then mr. Girl called me what so fuck so while I was on a so you got a fucking dick mr. Girl is calling you creep signal like the bad

I've got a I've got a call veto. Well, here's the thing. I said I said to him I said I started talking to him and I said I said hey I don't think I could talk to you right now this my ex-girlfriend me are like sexy texting right now And he said I would you tell him that why don't you just ignore it because I was trying to tell him And I was like just send him to voicemail. You don't have to fucking explain why yeah I send you to voicemail all the time with no explanation fair enough, but So then as I'm talking to her...

Don't fuckin' s- Bro! Oh shit. What are you doing? Oh shit. Well, alright. I didn't realize that was a thing. Anyway, everything's fine, we're fine.

Why didn't you say that when I started looking at my phone? Because I wasn't looking around, I was looking at Ralph! Well we're good, everything's good Ha ha ha ha ha ha Everything's fine Everything's fine Well we got a great show here tonight, folks What's that lolly song called?

I don't know It doesn't show her a Hold it like a flat surface under the desk What's that lolly song called? I don't know Hold it like a flat surface under the desk look look just look look fucking look with your eyes. I didn't see anything All right, I'm just making sure her phone number wasn't on the screen. I don't want anyone calling Well it's fine anyway,! Let me go browse through my text. Huge boob. Yeah, I started checking the rest of the text. As long as no one's calling her. Naked bitch hair!

Like, you know. Anyway. Alright, well I'm gonna end that story. Maybe I'll tell it another time. Okay, so uh, Occam's Razor. Occam's Razor. VTubers. And women co-opting slurs. Good stuff. Pearl kind of annoys me when she

makes fun of like fat women too because I'm like yeah it's cool but you know come on. We like Pearl now? I thought we didn't like Pearl. I Mara always fighting with her should be a staple, but also it's like When your nerd rodic wife fat yeah, it should be a stable. What can you do she should get her stomach stable actually? How's Chrissy Mare doing? She's always fighting with Pearl Yeah pearls pearls exceptionally well I I Said to Chrissy Mare is that I think this Pearl thing could be your Eric July situation. I think you gotta push this as hard as you can. Yeah.

Eric July is her area. So, think of the Eric July situation. Oh, you wanna read? Well, do you wanna do... We could maybe do a couple voicemails, super chats. If you wanna hear about Eric July, super chat about it, if you want us to read about Kato Goodying, super chat that you want us to read about it, you know. Yes. We'll read the Kato Goodying. Super chat that you want us to read about it, you know. Yes. I'll read the Kato. When I say Kato, it's the name the top two things.

And then what's the next one? What was it? Bruce Lee played Kato. Third one. Okay. Third one. The Kato Institute? Yeah, but that's spelled with a C so I was thinking with a K, but yeah if we're counting this is how okay, so how does this okay? Yeah, probably the Kato Institute Kato Institute. Yeah, well probably get some super check. You want to talk about it now? Especially the K. I'm gonna play boys don't know Hey Vic and Dito the biggest problem is cut sick and D Vic and Dino, the biggest problem is cuts on the side of your mouth. Is that what he said? If you fall, scrape your face, or whatever, mouth cuts take weeks to heal. And during that time, you can't eat large food, you can't eat large women, you realistically

can't do anything fun. Otherwise, the cuts reopen and you have to start all over again. And even when they're healing, it looks like you have herpes, which is bad, or a Joker cosplayer, which is worse I currently cut both sides of my mouth and broke my arm at around the same time And they're healing at about the same rate, which is stupid I'd rather break my other arm and both my feet and go through this again Both my mouth tests are way worse than finger pain way worse than testicular torsion fat brain

No, no Sounds like he has a weak mouth yeah you gotta toughen up them gums yeah he's not he's not brushing the gums apparently wrong here you got to brush the gums to toughen them up yeah okay here's another one the Italians are slow to temper, Vito, slow to temper um, they are the most violent and psychotic fucking rapes some of them the Germans and the Mongolians so, I don't know what the fuck, I don't know

maybe you're a fake Italian or you've never met any real Italians but my ex-wife was Italian and she started her day as a raging cunt and it only got worse As did the rest of her fucking family See you next Friday Cuz his wife had a problem that's There's sunny Corleone's who run on over to beat up their wife's husband You know that and then get shot at the toll booth.

Fuck a bitch. And there's Michael Corleone's who sit in the Godfather chamber. Michael Corleone? Is that you? I think it comes in. I think it depends. Depends on the period of my life.

It's such a Michael Corleone thing to say. Here's what I'm going to say. I think. You look more like Clemenza. I'm a bit of a Clemenza. Really more. Which one is he? Clemenza's the found a bit of a Clemenza Which one is he? He's the big fat one Drop the gun leave the gun take

Yeah, I think that you know there's a period of time where I was a bit of a sunny Corleone and people would say hey Your friend is a bad person and I'd say well I'm gonna deliver harm on to your child you know and I would say horrible things like that But now I'm a bit more calculated, and I plan for how to do no Don't plan anything. I don't know man look. It's not that I'm planning. I got with the horse head Yeah, I know I'm a fake Italian because I should know the name I Know I'm a fake Italian cuz I should know the name I know I'm a fake. I'm like I'm a fake Italian cuz I can't remember the name of the director from Godfathering Francis Ford Coppola know the director in the with the horse head in the Fuck Fuck was the name of the guy in Vegas I'm forgetting everybody

Mo Green Mo Green is the one to get shot in Vegas but the Johnny Sinatra character what's his name again Frank Sinatra yeah Johnny Fontaine Johnny Fontaine see I mixed them up yeah Johnny see Johnny Fontaine and Parker not Parker but what's the what's the director's name in the movie? Yeah, I remember Somebody chat he's some Hollywood epsilon. I could look at a bus shooting the godfather Good set of movies Except for the third year. I haven't seen the third one third one's a little pedophilia. You never seen the third one No, they recut it a few years ago. Yeah, apparently the recuts. The third one's a little pedophilic. You've never seen the third one? No. They recut it a few years ago.

Yeah, apparently the recut's okay. They said it's better, but uh... What do you mean pedophilic? Like a little shark dancing around? Like Francis Ford. They keep pulling me back in! They pulled me back in! There's incest basically, I think, right? Oh, what?

I can't remember. It's been so long since I've seen it, but... Incest? They piss all over each other? Well, Sofia Koppel is in it, but I think she was only like 17 at the time. I can't Yeah, he cast eight was it in well he cast his own, but it's his daughter like Friends ford Coppola is like hey you're gonna be in this movie And you're flirting with a bunch of Italians and getting a parental consent tossed around yeah, well, it's a little weird What if the VTubers like grew up would that would that make it better or no they would hate that yeah?

But would it make as like when the Rugrats grew up? Would that make it better or worse? No, they would hate that. Yeah, but would it make it funnier? That's like when the Rugrats grew up. It wasn't sexy anymore. Wait, what? That was a joke. I'm just fucking around. That's a better one. That's a better sting. That's a better sting. Oh. You gotta use that sting more often. Oh

You gotta use that sting more often That's pretty good cut the black cut to credits. Oh Come on, I can't make a little fucking joke on the show anymore All right It's a cartoon so it doesn't count is that we established with the youtubers it's a cartoon I just saw I just saw That's what Gator says from flamenco said Following their funny thing about Gator Okay, I can't believe you so fat. I can't believe a guy like that talks that much shit I don't talk as much shit as that cuz I know the fat guy

You think you're scared. I think you are skinnier than Gator. I'm definitely skinnier than Gator. It's one of those things where we've confirmed. 100%. There you go. 100%. Well, you cut it. We're going to get clipped. We're going to get clipped.

Stop playing that. What? What? There was only eight seconds left. That was not, well, honestly, we've already been copyright struck for that. So. Who cares? I know.

Great show. Matt Barr, the originator. He's wiggin' out. The originator of pedofreakons. I know great show Matt Barr the original Eric's business is going down in flames. So everybody's wigging out big-time Extra even like an earth like I he's an anti Riley anti mint anti me guy Doesn't matter. Did you see meant IQ test on the kill stream killed it? She yeah, I was watching There was somewhere I'm like, oh she's hooked She's stuck on this one. She's not gonna get it. No she reasonably. And she's like, oh I gotta flip it upside down.

And I'm like, YES! She killed it. She killed it. YES! Cuz I've done that IQ test. It is fucking tricky, especially during the end. So Mick tested at 125 and Warski tested at a 100. And that wasn't a goof cuz she literally, it's not like she was prepped. She did not know the questionspped She did not know the questions 95 and flew to the wrong city. Wait, what did worse? He actually tried that test and get a 95 Now it's a different test. All right Yeah, dude, I wish I wish if I could if I could fly the wrong city What city did he fly to? He flew to Nashville and said Knoxville. Well, that's pretty stupid Retard town. So did Knoxville.

Well that's pretty stupid. Because he thought that Knoxville, he didn't know about the side of the case. But Mint is gifted. Very smart. She's one of those autistics who can be a doctor like this. It was crazy when she was talking about how abusive her parents were. I know. I actually heard it.

Yeah. And then I get shit. Well she was like- Yeah, no, you're a human trafficker. Sex trafficker. Yeah, yeah. That's what Matt Barr says. But the weird thing with Matt Barr is that it goes between I hate mint, she's a fucking

whore, and also I can't believe that anyone would take advantage of that poor autistic girl. I'm like, can you fucking pick one lane in the corner? Either she's a dirty, horrible whore who you hate, or she's a fucking victim. You can't have both. You can't have hate people that take advantage of this rape victim, this fucking whore. Yeah, it doesn't work. It doesn't make any sense. So Matt Barr has been on the warpath, started doxing people.

Something's wrong with his brain. He's one of those guys who, you know how we all go, Oh, smoking a bunch of weed doesn't rot your brain away. And then you meet that one guy and you go, All right, well some guys, it rots their brain away. That's every person I've ever met. Yeah. That's what I think.

All right. You know how Eric's comic business is pretty much just failing and everything that he's doing is kind of going to shit. And most of that is just because people were back in the culture war and they're kind of done with it, so they've moved on. I think that Eric is going to see you guys as the sole catalyst as to why his business is failing now. And he's going to come after you. And you've made a permanent enemy.

Which is really scary. Because, like, you know, that sucks. Are you scared? Well, I grew up in LA, so one more angry black guy who wants me dead isn't really a big deal. Why do you guys say that? They want me dead? Have really a big deal. Why do you love to say that? They want me dead? Have you not seen Crash? I said they're magical!

It was an Academy Award winning movie! I said they have magic! That's a compliment! You're saying they're violent and scary! No, one more! There's a lot of criminal elements. There's a lot of criminal Mexicans here too, okay? Is it worse to say they're angry or worse to say they're magic?

I think it's worse to say they're angry. It's that you said N-word. I said they have fun magical powers. And that you said it about a nice guy. Yeah, exactly. I called him magical, like Harry Potter. That's fun. Who doesn't want to be like, hey, you know, give them a Hogwarts letter? fatalj, whatever.

Ooh, this is a nice school you got here, Mr. Dumbledore. You're ruining it. Ooh, I would love to be a wizard here. See I was trying to mend fences I am mending fences. You could mend a flag. It's the only thing you could do to a fence to sit on it Yeah, well talk about mending fences or bridges. I was trying to mend a fucking relationship with fatal J who I think is cool Yeah, I think he's cool, too. He doesn't want you to think he's cool though. He's a yellow flash guy. I don't know He's not a yellow flash guy. He's just funny. He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. I like the cut of his jib. I do too.

It's not the same compliment. It's not the same compliment. It's not good. There's got to be a way to refer to him as magical and that it's not offensive. No, because you're meaning it in an offensive way. I feel the magic when he comes into the room. Are you surprised that there's an exceptional? No, I'm not surprised. There's a lot of exceptional N-words in the world and that's... The society of exceptional... Liberals think they can just say whatever they want. There's only one way to save them. Do you love black people? You're right, I can say it.

Do you love black people? I love black people. I care deeply about the effects of illegal immigration on the black community. Okay, negative effects the negative Okay, okay. That's enough from you. Sorry Okay, last one a shalom alaikum my brother Hey, Jack, hey Vito if there's one thing that is the biggest problem in the universe, it's women undoing your work Yes, you put fans in all the windows because it's getting hot. You know, two fans, different rooms, so you'd have a cross breeze

and then an AC in your bedroom. Sounds good, that sounds good. So one day it rains and it dips below 60. Uh oh. And then after that it warms right back up. Well, because it dipped below 60 for a moment, she got too cold and tore all the fans out of the windows, which I also taped up to keep all the bugs out. Taped it up? Oh no, oh fuck. Couldn't just turn it off. All of that hard work just went in the fucking trash.

Yeah. Like, I don't understand. Like, just fucking leave it, it's fine. Wear a damn jacket, like what's the big deal? Yeah. Like, just fucking leave it. It's fine. Wear a damn jacket. Like, what's the big deal? Yeah. Anyway, that's the biggest problem. Yeah, you dumb bitch. Just put a fucking jacket on. You wanna fix everything?

Yeah, you dumb fucking cunt. Just put a jacket on. I'll keep it whatever fucking temperature I like. Have my dinner ready, bitch! Like, what the fuck is this? I would imagine, when you're in Mexico, like, temperature control, you gotta have control over that Yeah, I keep control over it all gotta keep those Keep that Needs to come correct. Yeah, that's right. That's right

Very good. I agree. That man IQ test is great. That was awesome. I was like, oh man I was she nailed it so hard. hard. I really wish we could somehow stealth make all these people take IQ tests because I think people would be shocked. They already did. They all failed. I know. We know they failed. I wish we could like just I don't think people can comprehend how fucking stupid some of these people are. It's crazy. When Eric has to fire his first rip-a-verse employee, that's when the failure starts. Hmm. Well, it's coming. Gooding is not gonna make a million dollars.

Gooding had only sold 100,000. It didn't even sell more than Superkiller! That's pathetic! Well, it's still got time. Shut up. Uhhh... Imagine that. Imagine your comics are selling a million a pop and then your next comic sells worse than Superkiller. I'd kill myself. I'd shoot myself in the head. You fucking idiot.

I'd cut my dick off and kill myself. I already said if I was a black Superkiller... Okay, but if I was a black libertarian influencer, Superk killer would be two seasons deep of a fucking HBO max miniseries Don't you try blackface? Well, I know you and mr. Girl. Mr. Girl can do I'll get on the next track To her blackface blackface and black out that I did over here. It's not a bad idea But you have to be three-year-. Yeah, well that's the problem. It's only part of it. You have to be like Aquafina. For some reason that's the only thing that's popular.

Look at my abortions! Look at my abortions! I'm fucking back home! Yeah bitch! And then Miss A Girl twirls you around, right? Wouldn't that be cool? A lot of fun. A lot of fun.

Eric is a problem I almost brought in. He's just like, if you see a business model working, and then you go, well there's minor critiques of that business model, so let me stop using this thing that has made me millions of dollars. He's run a bunch of, you know, he says they're not crowdfunding, but obvious crowdfunding campaigns, and you're like, yeah, it's working. Just keep doing it. He has autism, but a black guy, I've never seen that before.

It's weird. But, I mean, Naruto, yeah, but like, not like outside of that. And also don't run a big elaborate campaign for Yaira, and then a week later go, Hey, what about this one? And then like, jack off and have a little dribble of cum come out for good yin. Alright, here we go! Everybody hated Yaira, like, here we go, here's my cock! Oh shit, that's not any cum at all! There's gotta be some stuck in there. Come on man. What what that Mike Baron guy? I'm in the second bitches face It's cool, I want no part of it. I feel bad for that Mike Baron guy I think it's getting like to be spit on that's another that's true

I think that Mike Baron Baron well cuz he's probably I assume if he's smart he probably negotiated I get a cut of all sales now that would be dumb you should get money up front if he's a if he's an industry pro and he negotiated for a cut of sales He's a fucking idiot. I don't think so I think what the amount of money is bringing in you would want royalties on that But he's not bringing any no one gives a fuck about Mike Baron Well fucking what's his name fucking Chuck Dix in his mouth owns horse man or whatever I think horse man is fucking stupid Well, yeah, his name is Jamie Caballero or something They're all stupid horseman my name is Alejandro

Demas Caballero His name's horse his name's horseman in Spanish It's fucking retarded. Is he like actually part horse like no he's not yeah, but everything but the wiener I'm part horse his his catchphrase is not that part Because you know my name's horse man. Oh, yeah, you're part horse. Yeah, but not that part He's like a sledgehammer kind of hero for the common man That's real! That's real! That's real! That's real! That can't be! Is that Vito?

I don't know. I do. I'm part- Hi, I'm horse man. I'm part horse. Not that part. It's just like panel after panel of women going like, god damn it. That's like Gator level game right there. All I know is, uh uh Gooding is now available And it's happening and it's live. Something's happening. Yeah, how many people have bought it? I don't know like two thousand look Here's the thing is that Eric?

Like this would be a huge success for anyone who doesn't have a warehouse and ten employees Is it possible that his whole thing is a front for a drug business? That's Occam's razor Yeah, cuz he keeps talking about these warehouses and the product and all this and that. That's why he's so upset about Riley snooping around. Yeah, he's still a little too much digging perhaps. Well, too protective. I'm not saying that it is a massive front for a drug ring.

You're just asking questions. I'm just saying, you know, I've heard people speculate and it's really weird like the language he uses. What do you mean? The product, you know. What about the product? You know, it's talking about drugs. Sounds like a guy from Lethal Weapon 3 or something. Maybe the comics are like a front and these warehouse, these large warehouses that he doesn't seem to need.

What's in these warehouses? They're always empty, right? Yeah. Oh, they ain't empty. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Can we get a hair test on his shoulder hair? Yeah, I think we need a follicle test to see

What do you want to say? What do you I'm just? It's all very crazy. What's going on? I took a drug test today and passed. I was gonna challenge Andy Warski Oh, you take why'd you have to do? Oh, oh wait go say that again. Challenge Andy Warski to take one for cocaine I have the picture showing that That I passed and I was gonna make a challenge Go say that again challenge Andy Worshe to take one for cocaine. I have the picture showing that That I passed and I was gonna make a challenge Andy Worshe take a Board any more children either but his current girlfriends, you know, I think she's a little eggless

So probably want to worry about that. I don't know about that, but I do like the cocaine test. Yeah, I'll be good Yeah, can you zoom in a little bit here? Well, guys, it's been quite a show. Good, good show. How are you doing? How are you feeling, basically? Feeling good. I've got a great amount of energy here.

And guys, I want to say, don't forget to vote on all the problems, the biggest problem that show. And biggest problem in prison's bonus episode. Honestly, one of the best bonus episodes we've ever done. It was a lot of fun. It's great problems. Let me put a poll in there. Who do you think is going to serve more jail time? Riley or Nick Reketa?

Is that a good poll? I would hope no one's serving jail time. Oh my god. Who will serve more jail time? Riley, Nick Reketa. No jail time for either. My prediction. I would really hope no jail time, my god.

Dude, if neither one of them, if both of them get off, it's gonna be Kiwi Farmers will find them and kill them. Well, what do you call it? Null just has this habit of like making incorrect legal predictions and you're like, why don't you just stop? Null said he would be happy to pull the trigger on you and that you're a petty lawman. Yeah I know he said fucking- and that Joe Biden called him up.

All these guys know again that they can say whatever they want because they're not on an actual platform. Would you say they should pull up? I have invited the quartering to pull up. I said that on Twitter. Really? Yeah. You would fight the quartering? I would absolutely fight the quartering yeah. up. I said that on Twitter. Really? Yeah. You would fight the quartering? I would absolutely fight the quartering, yeah. I think I could definitely take him. I think I could definitely take him. He already pussed out of a fight with Rich

from ReviewTech USA. Quartering bitched out of a fight with ReviewTech? Well, I don't know if Rich also bitched out, but I think quartering was the first one to bitch out. They both bitched out. It's crazy that the quartering raised all that money for that lady that punched him. Yeah.

And then Riley gets, Eric July puts Riley in jail for domestic violence laws. Like those laws exist to protect women from abusive husbands, Eric. They don't exist to protect you from guys making fun of you online. They exist to protect women. It should have had in the law, by the way, this only

implies to people with vaginas. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Basically the quartering, because you know I had that tweet where somebody's like, oh it sounds like you're threatening violence against Eric Jalai, and I said, what I'll do to him is worse than violence. Yeah, making fun of him. Which a bunch of

people said, oh like violence? I'm like, that's the only thing it's not! I said oh like violence. I'm like That's the only thing it's not I said it right now like that's what I they're like That's a threat and I'm like yeah a threat to like humiliate him You know like literally can you use your mind to think of anything else? So then quartering said I don't think this guy should be issuing threats. I said pull up bitch. Let's do it What do you what do you mean? Yeah knocked out by a cross-check or something didn't you? He's a fucking idiot. All right guys, we're gonna read some super chats get your super chats in now cool for two Thank you for not killing yourselves. Well, thank you. Thank you has mad for five dick master in my hubba bubba

Eric July had no dad if you know what a bad dad same difference both are unfunny uncool and You know a bad dad same difference both are unfunny uncool and Comics no has man for ten coming from the future having read super gay Vito portrays himself as super killer and the Persian girl he had a crush on that offed herself in the comic is a love interest Gay okay has man again. No super killers gay, so he can't have sex with the It would be pretty cool. Hahahaha Hahahaha It'd be interesting.

We'll see what happens. Hazman for two, I suffer from a severe case of droopy balls. Dick Peninski for 223, let's be queer. Dick the master son, Vito the bastard son. What is his problem with you?

Why is Has man going at you so hard? I don't know man, he keeps paying money for us. What do I care? Has man gives us like $30 a show. Has man's a real wild card. Just to rip on us. You don't know if he's good or bad or what. All I know is I'll take the money.

Martin O'Keefe for two, Vito Juswaldy Nuts wears super schiller at, my artist says July is doable and he's working so I'm trusting him. When's Dead Fool 3 come out? The 28th of July. Okay, you got a month and a week. You got five weeks. Oh baby, you better get cranked man.

Gonna be close. Oh man. But you know what, everything's in place. You better lock Twitter down. I gotta trust my,, it's all in the hands of my people at this point. They have what they need to work. What do you think? So, okay, so it's all in the hands of people. So you have nothing to do for five weeks. No, I have... I'm working on the lunch box. That's the most important part. Yeah, that's the important part. I'm right... I got the second... The lunch box, Vito. The lunch box. Yeah. Well, to me, the

lunch box is the most important part. You're not hitting the lunchbox veto the lunchbox. Yeah. Well to me the lunchbox Come on, I think we're gonna have something out It'll be bad. It's gonna be the digital the digital be uh So we're mad right before mailing if he doesn't hit the 28th. Yeah, no, they said that it'd be bad. Yeah. Well, that's been the plan Something will come if he didn't say that I've said it'll be it's gonna be not 100% Finished well, no, it's gonna be finished, but it's gonna be like there's stuff like all the jokes will be missing There's some panels that I you know with time I want to tell the artist okay refine this Oh, you think you're Kanye West is all back. Yeah, I do think I can go in it

You think you're Timbaland? Yeah, I'm just going Why do you care though? Like who cares if you like there's the one panel? Yeah, who can't fucking carry you can sell millions. It gives a fuck. Yeah, I know There's just a certain there's certain things you're already using 3d assets on your mountains dude. They caught you I didn't get to talk about that. They caught you red-handed, man. I saw it. Those 3D mountains. I saw it with my own eyes. It's definitely... They're definitely lying. FR842 for 5-0-0-0. Bessie in October.

Oh, Bessie! Oink oink! Give me that boink before... Oinktober! Oinktober's Null's Month now. Yeah. He's being a little a little fat little piggy now Why are all the other fat you know what it is all the other fat kids are bullying me for being the alpha fat kid I think We're at fat camp and you're getting bullied. We're at fat camp and all the other fat kids are going nulls going I would shoot him with a gun and Sean goes I'd tie him to my truck. I'm my rascal, I'm in my truck.

And PPP is going, he's a bad guy. It's literally just Fat Camp and all the other kids at Fat Camp suck. And I gotta lose the way to Fat Camp so I can get out of Fat Camp with all these retards. It sucks! This is a comic! It's true, yeah! Fat Camp. He is a Fat Camp. Well you know what I think about Vito? I would drag him behind my truck. And Yellow Flash is probably fat too. The yellow flash is fat. You know he's just a very fat guy. And PPP's like, PPP's like, PPP's not a man of God. Not a man of God. Are you gonna eat your other Whoa! See, I at least- WHOA! 50 subs from Casino Tolerator!

Whoa, man! Whoa! Brother, wow! Null, Null said, Dick's not even listening to you because all he does is say PPP is fat. I'm like, uh, yeah, that's all you need. Yeah, that's not worth listening to. Nothing else matters, Null.

There's nothing else there. That's how we- that's what we all think. Hey, that guy- hey, this guy says some crazy stuff. What happened? They had a weight loss challenge. And you see- you see how- Get that mic in front all think. Hey, this guy- this guy says the greatest stuff. What happened? They had a weight loss challenge. And you see- you see how- Get that mic in front of you. Yeah, pull the mic over. I lock right- how I look right now.

Look at this, look. You can see here. Get in front of the camera. Look at this. Look at this. I- I was shocked when I saw how skinny you've gotten. I mean, come on, man. All new clothes. It's an inspiration.

Yeah. It's an inspiration to me to make- No, how fat do we think Noel is? I think? I think you think he weighs more than a hundred and five pounds. I can't do one push up He can't do one push up by his own. I'll get on his own. I'll do one right here, okay? See it okay everyone do one Don't do a push up. We got to get the Law yeah, I guess we'll have to we'll have to do a whole thing. Here's the thing is that I believe you though. I don't know how-

I think Noel is like five foot nothing. He's a small guy. I assume- No, he's- you think he's five foot nothing? Tall? He has the right tall dysfunction. Cuz if he was a tall guy he would have had sex at least once. Ah, he has sex off. He's gotta have sex all the time. No, he blamed a botch circumcision on like fucking up his dick. So has he ever had sex? Has he ever talked about... Has he ever came up with the broke dick farm thing?

Has he ever talked about having sex with a woman? He claims to like have no... No interest? ...feeling in his penis basically. That would make sex even better. Lost sensitivity. Oh man, no wonder you're so fucking angry about it. Wait, really? Is that true?

Yeah. No feeling? It's like desensitized. So null is like an actual description of his penis. What? He's got nothing. It's null. No feeling. I didn't know that.

That's fucking weird. That makes my cheeky teasing feel bad. No, it doesn't. It's still worth it, while. It explains a lot of when you know. FR82 for 10 super killers being shipped as freight on vetoes underground railroad Buster rhymes for two best show on YouTube if Eric July wins all KMS. He can't win you over commit He spent too much money spent way too much money TBF for two of your three grand a day, man You can't fucking 150k on that video. Okay, hold on. I don't think it's been under 50. I asked them

I emailed that production company. I know but he spent 150k on that video. Okay, hold on. I don't think he spent 150k on that video. I asked them. I emailed that production company. I know, but he spent 150k on the first video. Did you watch the new video? That was so too. Yeah, that one sucked. But the new video is like 90% recycled footage. It's like not new stuff. Well, that's not a good sign either.

And it's not, honestly, he says it's an animated trailer. It's not an animated trailer. It's got like maybe 20 seconds of new animation and the rest is just like any trailer just like panning across comic art that is lightly like popped out of the background. Well, we'll watch it if people want us to watch it. People want us to watch it. Give us 20 bucks. If you want us to get into Good Ying, then let us know, pay for it. TBF for two, Vito Stenshi needs prescription strength soap.

Peter Wagner for ten, money. Happy Friday, everyone. Thanks, Peter. Coup for two, Money. Happy Friday everyone. Thanks Peter. Coo for two. Does Ralph get a toy if he steps on the scale? Ralph would happily step on the scale at this point. Yeah. Coo for two. PPP. Just take his word for it. PPP is Peppa Pig with a peen. I'll get on there though if you want. Stu K for five. Biggest problem in prison was literal mackerel soups. Oh, was lit. He liked the episode. Mackerel is better than soups. Please do biggest problem in card games. Hey, we can do biggest problem in card games. We can talk about magic, Pokemon, our card game. That's not a bad idea.

Poker, poker. I'm serious. You're playing a lot of spades. Put that in my books. You and Fadil J. He's talking about black people. I don't know for sure. Cliff Hutchingson for two, running behind schedule in homosexual. Rich for blacks and Israel. Coofe for two, biggest problem is being out of town when ER DLC released. New Eric DLC. Oh wait, ER.

No, Elden Ring. Elden Ring. Shit Lips for ten, just wanted to- You gotta give that shit up, Coofe. Concentrate on golf. It's a fun game. Just wanted you guys to know I went on a date two years ago, or two days ago, actually. Got some, plus she was hot, bee cups.

Nice. Happy arm or? That's a boom, boom. Those Italian fat guys, boom. Costco guys, boom. Good stuff. You gotta do some weights now. That's, you gotta, you gotta fuckin' bulk up.

Nah, I gotta build some muscle now, tone it up. Austin Nicks for two, Vito's on Italian time. I was not late. FR for 10, come on down, I'll chew on the dog. Yee-hoo! Cole Darkland for two, let's organize a walkout for Riley. Hashtag justice for Riley. I'm having a Riley Fest.

I'm gonna do a big Riley Fest somewhere. All proceeds for Riley's defense. But you gotta go to freeriley.fund and give him money. He needs money to fight Eric Jalai. Eric Jalai is a menace. He's been terrorizing Riley this whole time, antagonizing him, Asking for it, conspiring with the cops, that rat, that rat fuck Eric July. Rico charges.

Rico charges. We gotta get him, Yellow Flash, They're, it, literally. Gabe Hoffman, the Soska sisters, we're getting them all in a Rico. We're getting them all under a Rico charge, but the thing we gotta do first is free Riley. From jail. We're gonna figure it out. Inspiracy, Rico, racketeering. Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom.

Can you read a couple of these? Yeah, sure. Go for it. It's a little suspicious. Yeah. Left, right, the time we're talking about Rico and racketeering. When does Rico come? I'm not reading any of these fucking superstitions. I've gotacket's Rico comes. Yeah, I'm not reading any of these

For you Ralph, yeah, I'm a guest here. What the fuck? Coom pizza guy Ricky for two mr. Poop snorkel Strategie says imagine watching Eric July's video to hear his Riley arrest statement Can you believe that? Yeah, I heard it. So I heard something was happening at my event. Now I don't know this individual, but the second he opens his mouth he yells, Solari and it chucks dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that. Veedson dicks.

Nobody wants that. Johnny Rocket for 10 says, Yaira edited edition part one is out. I fear Rip-A-Verse will not survive long enough for Horseman edited edition. Null is mental. Yeah, I don't think there's a lot of time left. The wheels are starting to come off. Actual customers are starting to say, man, I really don't like how you just are so aggressive. There's too many cash grabs.

I think he's stretched it too thin and kind of milked his audience too hard. Yeah, you can get like too much to buy. You know what I mean? Like... Too many shirts. Yeah, he acts like he wants to be Marvel and so... There's a reason Marvel's able to sell.

They have millions of fans. Right, exactly. He has thousands. 60 years. Yeah. A guy will have three Marvel shirts. So he's trying to emulate a business model of... Of like... A fucking all-time legendary entertainment...

Yeah. ...company, basically. So... Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it's gonna work. It's already fallen I mean, you know, I don't think you'll go broke tomorrow But like it's gonna burn out as soon as that first firing happen as soon as that first layoff comes in wait till the dirt to What he really did part-time when he goes when he goes part-time the first person would go part-time First person to lose that little rip-a-verse logo on Twitter Buster rhymes for two says the biggest problem the universe is one piece making pirates gay

Justin Roiland for two who's fatter Vito or Ralph Pito? I'm fatter than Ralph. Hazman again for two says, urge to pop my brains out while getting brain. Scar for five, biggest problem in the universe, not being able to drink for seven days because of antibiotics. What? What are you...

What? You're not really supposed to, but... Really? If I was a drinker, it would never stop me. Yeah, I didn't know that. But, yeah, you're not supposed to, really. If you If I was a drinker, it would never stop me. Yeah, I didn't know that. But, yeah, you're not supposed to, really. If you're sick, what the hell else are you gonna do?

Well, because they say, like, I don't know. It's gonna make you more sick? Yeah, it might interfere with the antibiotics. They don't know. They can't even test kids for cocaine. What do you... This is what Vito has to feel like when he gets suspended off of Twitter. Sorry, Scar. Marquita Swag for two two Nick fucked April and Eric July. What about May plus June question mark? Oh, I get it. Yeah

Dominic for five. Holy shit Ralph looks great. Imagine what you could be Vito this one Vito come on man, you You gotta get on the torture diet. Doesn't he look good? Look at this man. Alright well I'll move to Mexico and I'll see what happens. Living with all the beautiful Mexicans. When you're getting your dick sucked don't you want to see her face? Yeah.

That's a good idea. That's a good burn huh? That's a good idea. I'm so glad I missed a few insults by leaving the room for five minutes. I'm so glad I dodged you know probably 20 insults by taking a whiz. Woo hoo hoo! Woo hoo! Sleeping psychopathy for two.

Ralph is making Vito look twice as whale-ish. Random guy for five. Vito gives Taco Bell more money than their shareholders. Pat and cheese. Hashtag free rackets are five. Never thought I'd see the day Ralph is the skinniest person in the room Just killing it. Cool for two, good on Ralph, losing weight, Vito, thank you for not killing yourself I might after all this fat shaming, you guys gotta be nice. Yeah, right. Black Crimson for five Australian, thanks for the snacks

Thanks for not killing yourselves. Big boss for five. Ralph, whatever happened to Bibble He was all over the sector back in the day then just vanished. The Keno casino like forced him off the internet with his personal information Doxing? Uh yeah That's a lot of that Threatened to do so basically He forced him off Cheese in my pockets Velveeta for five

This Ralph guy looks like he would kick my ass at poker I agree I do kind of get that You got a kind of poker? Well it's the sunglasses Yeah I look like I'm gonna go play the World Series of Poker You got the hat, keep the shadow The Mexican in the jersey like yeah It's the sunglasses. Yeah, I look like I'm gonna go play at the World Series. Exactly. You got the hat, keep the shadow. The Mexican in the jersey, like, yeah.

It's the Mexican. They call you at the World Series. The Mexican. That's your name at the podium. The Mexican. Ralph the Mexican. You are a Mexican, though. Hey. And what do you think about having another Mexican in the studio? This is unprecedented. Fucking great. Finally. I could use the Mexican line when I go back in the country and everything. You guys can reminisce about all the tortillas your abuelo made for you.

My abuelo did not make any tortillas. He died young of a heart attack. From eating too many tortillas. In the hot Mexican sun, Austin Nix for two, Vito, I'm handicapped, totally in context. Two socks calzini for 10 Canadian Hey guys, I think low energy veto is the better veto because he doesn't talk over the end of other people sentences No punchlines and also sorry when he normally won't say please and thank you All right. Well if I'm ever really ruining the show Canadian you don't need to just disregard

Fr for 20 American veto say link changing ages in ocarina of time No good, but catching weird creatures and red and white Pokemon balls good. Get fucked. Oh, that was my saying. Pokemon Snap is better than Ocarina of Time. What? I just like Pokemon Snap. Are you s- I like taking pictures of Pokemon. Are you serious?

Yeah, it's fun. It's like a fun- It's better than Ocarina of Time? Yeah, cause it's like a- Is there ever been a worse take in gaming history? I like- Like- What? Cause it's like an arcade game. It's like a fun experience

Oh, you know time ocarina time sucks. It's like my god. What of all the Zelda games? It's not even in the top ten Oh, it's what broke out the whole genre. Yeah, it's broke out the genre Are you fucking kidding me? That's like saying the guy that invented the fucking theremin is the best electronic music artist of all time It's like no he got you there. Pokemon Snap? I like Pokemon Snap. The guy who invented the Moog synthesizer is the best electronics artist. But he is.

He is? Yeah, he's like Kraftwerk. I don't know what the guy who made the Moog is. Then why don't you use a reference that you know what you're talking about. The only thing I know about the Moog is that one guy made the music. That one guy made the music for The Shining,

and then he became trans, and now we have to say that that was like the first influential trans musician. Oh that's all I know about the movie. What about all the castrati? Yeah. I don't know. They got their balls cut off. Yeah sure but they weren't trans. I mean they were different by today's standards maybe. Let's see. Glassbell for five, Dick and Ralph are imminent to the curse. Did you mean immune to the curse? Oh, imminent. Is it coming? Ralph of America 1 VTubers. That's not immient. I don't know what he was trying to insinuate. Scar for two, hey Vito, you got mayo in your beard. Do you? No, I think it's just graying. Coo for five, here

I thought Dick was going to get the channel banned. Yeesh. Thanks for not killing yourselves after losing the chair. We're not gonna lose the channel I just said the name of the movie yeah, but then you said another guy was I was gonna play the fatal J thing, too This is funny, and you had a fucking ruin it I Didn't ruin it. I just you brought up bagger vance, okay? This is your fault. He's a beloved character. He's a beloved character He calls me Richard Simmons in the clip. Bagger Vance was magical. It's like a fun back and forth. And that is a trope. It is a media trope.

Yeah. The magical man. Just a regular man. It's a trope for... You're not allowed to point out that trope. Yes you are! Specifically... Whatever. Do you think you're Rush Limbaugh? I don't think Rush Limbaugh pointed out that joke. Yeah he did actually. Well meaning white liberals. You don't know you're Rush Limbaugh then! You might be right. Yes I'm definitely right.

You have a magical N-word than Fatal J. What was he talking about a movie? He was talking about Barack Obama. Oh he's the magical, okay I get it. He's the magical man. Laid steel for two, I have finger pain right now and it's agonizing. Sucks man, vote it man. He's the magical man the magic man late seal for two I have finger pain right now, and it's agonizing sucks man voted up It all a dual wolf for five Ralph comes on once and suddenly veto starts using the n-word Salute Ralph a male of you buddy

Salute? Salute. Oh, I have no idea. Salute Ralph and May I love you buddy. Love you too man. I don't know all these emojis. It'll work for another five. Says the exact same- That's the emoticon. That's not an emoji. Alright, he says the same thing twice making it ten dollars. It is an emoji also. That's true. There is a saluting emoji. They put it in there. Yeah, you're right. Exactly. I'm glad they added it too because it was needed. Me too. Yeah, exactly 40 dead batteries for two Canadian. you win top two problems you should get in shape You don't see marbling when you cook the steak the intramuscular fat melts when you cook it sous vide for the win No, that's a good point. Yeah, I don't need to answer any of these fucking questions about my sous vide steak You put it in you put it in the bag seal it drop it in the machine does it looked like USDA choice or select You have no fuck. I'll say it select Definitely not now wasn't a prime cut you know Maxwell 21 fucking you're fucking

Give me the keyboard. I gotta remember. What are you talking about? I gotta remember You know, but I don't remember the order. I think it's so this isn't remembering jackass This is looking on the fly prime select choice, and then I forget what the last one is. I got the best. I got Wagyu. Well, that was 90 bucks. I don't know. Alright. Prime, Choice, or Select? Okay, Prime Beef is the top. Choice. You know what? Choice comes before Select. Okay. And there's obviously Prime is the best. Yeah, obviously Prime's the best, but I get- That's why it's called Prime. I get- Obviously Prime is the best. I get Choice and Select mixed best. That's why it's called Prime. Duh. Obviously Prime is the best.

I get choice and select mixed up. Boy, what's the fourth one? Dog shit. Yeah, but it is, though. It's like cannery, I think, is the last one. The last one. Oh, here we go. Four USDA grades of meat.

This is meat stuff. It's interesting. This is interesting to no one. It's thrilling. It's just you Googling things. OK, there's eight you googling things. Okay, there's eight quality grades of meat. Prime choi-

Jesus Christ. Shut up, shut up. Prime, choice, and select. But you don't know any of them! You're reading it! That's why it's not interesting! I did know! I said prime, choice, select!

You had to look it up! I said it before we looked it up! You knew it, you wouldn't have looked it up. If you knew it, you wouldn't have looked it up. When I say shit, I don't look it up afterwards, because I know what I'm talking about. Because you wouldn't have to look it up. Prime shit I don't look it up afterwards because I know what I'm talking about because you wouldn't have to look it up prime choice So I wrote the article standard. I wrote this article people want to know we won't go ahead I'll read this article with you prime

Select then standard you know on standard fuck would get standard meat I think that's you get it at the like the I think I think you have to be in a real Imagine you can't find standard at most Then commercial then utility in the big store on the big side of town Yeah, what the biggest stakes if I asked for what what quality of meat it is they would just kick me out cutter and a canner Yeah, I was just cutter meat. This is cutter. I don't want canner meat. You're not gonna find cutter in a grocery store Cutters like what they make dog food

It's fun. It's interesting. I find it interesting. It's fun to learn stuff. Uh, let's see Max wasn't learning You know, you know the eight grades of beef What were they you? Prime choice selects standard, okay Fuck cutter canner you do not go to the store and say oh oh no, I don't want that, give me the prime, the good stuff in the back. No, but I look at the sticker and- They're not making three inch cuts of not prime rib.

They're not cutting a fucking tomahawk- Yes they are. No, they're not. They're not putting out a non-prime tomahawk. Hold on, the cut- Why would they do that? Okay, well the tomahawk would probably be prime. Thank you.

I think you could find a select tomahawk. Where? Downtown? Because some people don't know the difference. Not at the Asian market I go to. The point is when you go into the, you know, they have the stickers on the meat. I play pie gal while I'm waiting for the butcher. All the Asian grocery stores. And human traffics at the same time. The Asian grocery stores do have good deals on meat. But honestly I go to the Asian grocery store this one. I don't think they have a lot of, I don't see a lot of Prime there. Maxwell21 for 21, 12.

Vito, it's your boy Prime. The actor who plays Mother's Milk lost so much weight, some fans thought he'd been recast this season. It's got TBF annoying that the Troll Prize guy has lost all the weight instead of you. Good try. Steve for 5. Vito, instead of hot dogs eat chicken sausage No, I'm not doing that puzzle for ten. I've tried chicken sauce. It's terrible. I'd rather just eat chicken. Just don't eat Don't eat that's another option puzzle for ten. This is for Ethan round. How did you discover a robot streamer?

Also be movie was a fun watch. I learned a lot lol streamed on robot streamer and Then I found it and they let you do anything you want over there so sometimes we do some movie streams or broadcast something. You watch Blazing Saddles over there? I think I watched that. Can you put on movies and they don't like immediately copyright strike you? Yeah, they don't strike you at all.

Alright, I gotta look at it. Robot Streamer. Robot Streamer? Robot Streamer, yes, it is bass. Cause there's been a lot of times that I'm like I wanna watch, like Mr. You can watch anything over there I watched the Sector Bowl they called it where the bills got beat by the Chiefs. Oh, yeah, that was funny Yeah, it was funny. You watch it on there

Are you able to take so the bills are starting up the gay football flag league too? I just thought I'd mention our my favorite team the Buffalo They're doing the flag football officially doing flag football? The gayest team officially. They're doing flag football? Yeah, gay flag football league. I'm not kidding. That sounds fun. All right, well I'll look into it. That might be the only league they have a chance to win a championship in though, so maybe,

maybe that's the real motivation. Well, the fun thing about the word flag is it's got the name of the people playing it right in it. Hack the movies for 20. Ralph's successful weight loss and Vito's failure really inspired me to get in shape. I have muscles now. Nice, nice.

And girls are going on dates with me again. Fuck yeah. Vito's pretending to make a comic and gets his friends thrown in jail. I didn't get Riley thrown in jail. He looks like Mayor McCheese. Tony from Hack the Movies. Tony, he does. He's lost all that weight. Have you seen his head? He looks like the Boston Smiling Friends from Italian. Maybe he keeps losing weight with that giant, he's got to do some facial exercises to get that head down. He looks like a Lego Duplo head on a little normal Lego body Doesn't a duplo head on a regular leg. Yeah, that's cool. I like it's cool looks cool squid for a big $20 on the board

You don't understand veto obviously Nick's experience with Molly made him think that it's 1893 the movies looks like when you shave and all your beard hair falls into the sink in the exact shape It was on your face, and then you look at the sink, and it's like this big Big ol sink of a head well Nick believes that it's 1893 and a snake oil salesman told him coke is medicinal good guy Nick eating a drug charge for his degenerate daughter I kind of outcomes razor. I tried to make that joke on the bonus episode. What was that? And then I said he loves soda,

and wanted his kids to try that classic Coca-Cola formula. Oh yeah. Medicinal powder. He'd have to drink a shit load of Coca-Cola to get to that level. Well, Occam's Razor, he put a lot of Coke in that Coke. FR for a big $100 on the board! Arrgh!

Arrgh! Bring out the damn pirate! If you say something about the heat again, I know you're being a vagina! Give me a yo-ho if you concur and make it so come beard. Alright, here comes pirate dick. Cliff Hutchinson for five, first time catching the livestream, came from PKA, thanks for the laughs. Big ups, Liquid Richard. Jesse, even for two Occam's Razors one government conspiracy got it fuck you me Zero four one two zero saying all government conspiracies Rockham's razor

Yeah, the kids you know the kids are crisis actors of cars. I don't think I can say that I even jail That's not a conspiracy. They say it all the time They tell you yes, you have a right to remain silent because we were trying to fire and put you in prison You're legally required to tell you about our conspiracy yes and then the prosecutors do illegal things on purpose to so they don't have to finish doing hey you know what how would you like to go to jail for two years isn't that even yeah you can't threaten me with a good deal please believe anybody on the street that they would go to jail right that's illegal well you got a vote up

plea bargains or anything. That's one of the problems. No jury nullification. The jury nullification is a solution. Also, my mouse is broke. Oh, wait, there it goes. I jury nullification is like one of those things where I should stop talking about it in case I ever get picked for a jury. Never mind. Because they will go through if you have like any history of talking about it, they will not put you on the jury.

Judges are going to cr- You should just go in the middle of the room and tell people. I'm just saying judges have this, like, they don't want juries to know that jury nullification exists. That's true. Like the lawyer, I don't think the lawyers can even say, hey, by the way- The judge can't, so the Supreme Court ruled the jury nullification is legal, but the judge shouldn't tell the jury about the option. But the lawyers also can't tell the jury.

Right, but see, it's really misinterpreted because the decision says the judge shouldn't tell the lawyers. It doesn't actually say they couldn't. But judges have interpreted it as they can. They can. So there's been times when the judge says. But it's completely it as they can. They can. So there's been times when the judge says. But it's completely legal as a concept.

People can vote, and it doesn't matter. If you just don't agree with the law, and just vote against it, or don't think it's just for this person to go to jail, despite what they did, it's perfectly legal and should be talked about all the time. It's definitely, everyone should know. Well, it's the same thing where you're like, why do people not realize that you shouldn't talk to the cops

How has this not become the most obvious? We still have people going right now going why won't Nick just submit to a drug test and talk to the cops Why doesn't he apologize? Why does he just let the cops into his house and they can look at all this stuff and you're like you really can't figure Out why that would be bad for him. He invited the public the CPS. Yeah, they did come in Just okay, he was trying and then they said so this is funny He was calling them to say like come into my house, please come over Please come over and verify that this is not a non safe crack house and everything

There's like a very wealthy house. There's tons of food here And they ignored his calls and then they showed up right before he had to go to his to some hearing So that he couldn't like I got yeah, I got four minutes you guys I let you in come back anytime I've been calling you all day to do this But I gotta I gotta go we gotta go like we have to go So then they went to court and the lady said he refused us access to his that's the left Just that story should tell you Everything you need to know about this case and the people involved in it. It's all you need to know.

Because everybody, the detectives are working on it like that, they're probably in cahoots with Aaron, because there's no reason for them not to be. Right? And nobody hates Nick more than Aaron right now. Is Nick calling them or is he emailing them? I hope there's a record of just like, here's me trying to contact you to set this up, you know? But that's not how like, that's not how court works. There's phone records too though, I mean. I'm just saying.

When you're fighting, when it's a civil case and you're like suing somebody for slander, right, both of you say, this is my side of the story, the other guy says this is my side of the story, then you argue. When it's the government, the government makes the case and anything you say you're not making a case against the government You're making a case that the government's wrong. They haven't proved it yet. They haven't proved it yet They haven't so you can't say shit. It's fucked, but you can't say shit It's very deep people on the internet are used to civil cases. We're just too, you know, but it's very different Well when you're looking for freedoms on the line

Yeah, but potentially criminal told me, I don't, all this sort of things. I can't fucking wait, is that Sean? I can't wait till that guy has a heart attack. I'm gonna start, I'm gonna work out more just so I can outlive that guy. I mean, I'll, so I can jack off on his obituary, you know? Out of all the fat guys, out of all the fat guys, he's the one, out He's the one out of Gator out of PPP out of all matter I go whoo

He's fatter than fuck. He's he's boogie size. He's boogie size. He's boogie size That should be that should be an official term fat guys like on the BMI scale morbidly obese boogie size Although boogies definitely on the ozempic right now good losing I hope boogie lives boogie sized although boogie is definitely on the ozempic right now cause he's losing weight i hope boogie lives forever i like boogie now oh yeah? yeah why? because cause it's just good content

me for five me 0412045 honestly surprising seeing ralph get his shit together and rackets completely lose his will dick ever get the sonichu medallion send the medallion! Send it! I am not afraid! If you put it in those booty box! I am not afraid! If you put it in my booty box! I'd never do that for you! Good, I don't want it. I'd never do that for you.

Clip Sama for 2 euros, Aaron slipped Coke into the kids' SpaghettiOs. He did. Jorby Jimson for 10. I'm seeing many media literacy goobers throw the word satire around to describe everything. Could you guys give me a quick summary of how satire should work and when satire fails at its job? No. Same racist stuff and then you don't want to get in trouble. So you say, that's satire. What if a racist guy said that? What if a racist guy talked about magical black people? That would be racist. That was satire. Yeah. David for 5 Canadian. Hey Vito, I have a two-part riddle that I think you'll really relate to. What's the hardest thing about being a

pet-o-phile answer fitting in I get it. Coup for five religious guys are the most judgmental people on the planet judgment is reserved only for the Lord and they dishonor Him by assuming his role Pork hunt for five what if Aaron introduced April and coke to the family so he could get to the don't okay cool for five That's a good question that Aaron brought his three kids to what he calls a drug den Everything he's saying is only to shed his own culpability What a POS working with the cops squid for 20 who put cocaine in the spaghetti

Oh, that's the question that I'm not asking the quiz squid for 20. And how does it taste? And should I do it? You gotta get the Flintstones pasta. They don't make that anymore. The Squid for 20. Oh hello, is this LAPD? Hi, this is Null. There's a guy who's gonna put cocaine in spaghetti. Can you hold please? We don't give a shit about this. Can you hold? There's like a fucking shooting going on right now. It's a bitch is trying to in our office The shooting going on in prison the squid for 20 American listen Aaron's just really salty that Aaron didn't get to the wife swap portion of Nick's swing your lifestyle

He was forced to be the cock watching from the side. That's how you do it. Let's swap lives. I'm gonna go I'm going for a period of six months Daphne back to for five years. He's flipping a coin every time they meet up. Ah, it's heads again. It's heads again. Can I see that coin? No. Go away. Oh, what the fuck? Police! Police, I was tricked into a cuckolding situation with a two-headed coin.

And this is how Jiminy Glick would say it. Oh, I really didn't do very well in it. I didn't want very well in it. I didn't want to get my wife stolen by Nick Regina. Bodie really did take her. Get old Jiminy Glick, very topical. Daphba for five euros, Al Johnson's 1927 The Jazz Singers were modern black faces from, really?

If Mr. Girl can pass for a member of the tribe, I'm sure playing his video would be okay. Well he, Alson was white? Al Jolson? Yeah. Yeah. Oh I thought it was a black guy. Nah man, he was wearing blackface. I really thought that. Shut the fuck up. I thought it was cool, it was like the first time a black guy was doing something on movies.

For those of you who don't know- Are you serious? Yeah. No. The first time a black guy did movies. He's not serious. That's why that was cool. He's fucking with you. Stop sad. There's no way you don't know that. For those of you who don't know, Mr. Girl doesn't put on blackface. Oh yeah, he puts on a computer

blackface. Yeah. Totally different. Dude, he brought, he did that thing where he bought 40 iPhones to motion track him from all directions just so he could be black. That thing where you do that. Yeah, well that's fucking really dedicated. I didn't do that He has an entire like someone said it's maniacal. Well, he taught himself 3d animation just so he could be a virtual

I love you black guy. It looks incredible, but I would prefer to just see him in like a black face Well, that's because you don't have the the artistic mind. Yeah, exactly cool for two And a bunch of crying emojis cool for two is Japan a nation of PDF files all 120 million I'd estimate five percent of the population Cole Marklin for two veto I think you playing that video is entrapment job for two. I had the best VTubers Maury Calliope She has big cans. I'll be that so I've been sucked this well. She's definitely fat For two to be clear guys what a show metagaming tbf

Michael winning for five who would have thought Ralph would be the skinniest one on the show He did that a to a wall for five dick should go to the hololive night at the Dodger Stadium Just get her trading card for vetoes booty Maybe I will it's a cool. Would you like that? Are you are you a shark Vtuber fan? No Like it's a it's a cool-looking character. I guess But I don't know about it. It's a cool design. It's a cool costume. How would you think that you got sure? I have no idea. I mean how do you think? I don't you had to guess how I assume like based on

Like 12. I don't fucking know how old is the characters? I have no idea six or seven, but even at 12 They're wearing like bikinis and dancing around on screen and saying like, you know, Gaga goo goo and shit like that All right. Well, I know is I saw her wearing like the shark hoodie and I said, well, that's kind of cool It's like a shark girl. Yeah, but if you watch the actual streams, they're like scanly cloud. Yeah No, it's like we looked at her showing off whatever cost say we don't bring Fucking me now, you know, you're guilty cuz you're bringing me into it. I'm not guilty I'm just gonna say it's a cool feeling guilty

It's a cool shark costume and then she puts on other stuff and I'm like well this seems inappropriate. Former artist for two Sam Hyde at the end in Torrance to not oh wait tonight. Oh shit. Yeah. Oh Shit and also tomorrow. Okay tomorrow. Well, hopefully we can go tomorrow. You gotta we got a message Josh Denny. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, I forgot he's in town this weekend. Well shit Mike hunt for five Australian Andrew Tate could have saved herself a lot of trouble if he just set up a VTuber site Daphbe Tuh for 2 euros VTubers aren't cuckproof. Just look up Firtling. Firtling. Hold the truth hostage for 2 the crossover of a detracting generation go team Johnny Rocker for 2 keep the scary noise

You haven't even heard the other one. Cy've reduced this five spooky sci-fi sound is good I'm conditioned to it now don't ever change it Pragmatic culture for five David Duke piped Lily at a pack call him the grand Wow Who's Lily? The the racist girl on their column David Duke Oh How old is David Duke at this point yeah like 70 Been around forever Coo for two Vito. What does this say something?

Would you fuck David Duke? I'm not gonna fuck David Duke why not? Coo puts a bunch of Japanese letters and then Q tip so I'm sure it says something great so I was sucked this for 10 Rekhaan wants to say something but has no money I like how when dick wants to play things we worry about copyright. When Vito wants to play things the N-word isn't that bad. Exactly. Dean Shock for 5. Thanks for the laughs, boys. You're welcome.

Coop for 2. Thank you for saying please at least initially. Mr. Poopsnorgle for 2. The Yiddish word for circle is kajkel. I don't think that's true. Why would you say that? I said it's not the word. Stop saying it. Why did you say it again? It has an L at the end So any slur you can do that like no

Is this ran by like what I know I don't know why he's compelled to do it. I did He's obviously fucking with you. Are you like raising your arm like this now too? What are you doing? Put that pointing at the- Put that down! I'm pointing at the fucking- No, don't! Screen that we're all looking at. Look, I just- that's not- He told me something, and I don't know if it's correct.

Who knows? Austin Nicks for two. Shut up! Just do your fucking pirate! Okay? Veto say please and mean it. I did. Clip Sama for two. Stop making me watch VTubers on this podcast, Veto. Fair enough.

Koov for two. My favorite VTubers on this podcast video fair enough cool for two My favorite VTuber is host show marine and puts a picture of her titties cool for two the worst VTubers are the ones that speak English easy for five all women Jail blame chart look like I don't know my government says fault Mike hunt for two Australian VTubers you mean puppets government says fault Mike hunt for two Australian VTubers you mean puppets I know that was mine hey but puppets Cole Marklin for two top five episode has been a good one Clap your up destroyer for I want to thank Ralph for being here. This has been a great episode you know what actually you know we should have gave you a plug earlier where can people find you? yes rumble.com slash C slash kill stream just search kill stream on rumble very easy to find how are you liking rumble I like it because they let

me do almost whatever I want yeah except play movies like Robust streamer but kill streams been doing really well we supposed to be talking to Nick Roketa on his first exclusive interview yeah wow that's big of we can ask him Well, you know some things he won't be able to talk about Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of stuff, but you know I'm sure there's some he will be able to and then yeah here's I want to get a feel just of Like a Barbara Walter style. I guess interview right yeah, just like go behind the scenes of kind of what it's been like. And you know.

I mean, the thing I think I want to hear Nick speak on. And there's certain things you have to ask, whether they can talk about it or not. It wants to. Well, I don't know if he'd talk about anything related to his case, but I'd like to hear what he thinks about all these traitors and snakes that have come out of the woodwork to try and destroy him. What about Camelot?

Has Camelot said anything? Yeah, well he said he believes the drug test and like, you know, he can't defend that. And he's been making all these videos talking about, you know, my conversations with Nick and you know, I've had a few back and forths and DMs but I haven't, you know, publicized. Camelot, look, uh... And he's making these videos and it's like oh well I can't defend this now. You know she's got this drug test and first off You know you can just not talk about something as well, right?

You know always an option you don't have to have a position everybody everybody everybody. I just want you to know I want to let you know I can't defend this I can't defend this very brave stance very brave Your choice lights away Camelot defend this. Very brave stance, very brave. Your shorts lights away, Camelot! What a brave stance you took! It's the same with Vic. Vic didn't need to say anything. He could have said, you know, I know he arranged to go on Alex Stein, but he said, he said, you know what, I think this situation is too sensitive for me to get involved, and I just want to say I hope everything works out for Nick and his family. Exactly, and personally, I just don't believe in that. I'm concentrating on my NASCAR stuff right now, I can't attention to it. You know I don't know the courts will work. Yeah, yeah, exactly

Yeah, I think he's a good guy. I don't know what happened the courts gonna work it out once came like Campbell I like camelot, but man. I said that like the video I watched it I mean, I won't say I you know I cover drama like so we've exploited it from the fact that we've covered it as much Or more than anybody we talk about this show people I just want to show about it like to me He's exploiting his friendship with Reketa for these videos And then this bad piece of news comes out and all of a sudden it's oh, I can't defend Reketa I can't defend Reketa now right yeah, So I guess just that's my issue with it.

It's lame. I don't think, well, that's the thing. Like we did one show, we did a show the night Nick got arrested or whatever. Well, yeah, of course we all had to cover it. Yeah, well, that's what I don't understand. They're like, oh, what good friends? And I'm like, if we didn't say anything, you guys would be-

Yeah, I 100% defend Nick. Yeah. I know, I believe for a fact that he's innocent. You spent the episode saying what I am. I'll just say the more I see, the more it smells like a bit of a setup, honestly. And so does that mean, you know, you can't have some critiques of stuff he's done? Or should he have been rolling so deep? OK, here's.

Or allegedly? I don't care about any of it. But the way they leaked this report, the way things are being released through the media, they're trying to poison the jury pool. And, you know, I see this 9-year-old with supposed like 5,000 nanograms or kilograms. Why was this report possible to be leaked? With the little girl's name in it! And his whole family, all the kids, all their birthdays, I mean, the kids have been split up and they're being put into foster care. I mean, is that really better?

Even Nick Reketa was snorting up on behalf of Columbia. Is that really better for a five sibling unit that's been together their whole lives to be in a fucking foster care than some guy who snorts a little cocaine? Allegedly, if that's what he was doing. Yeah, yeah. The real lesson I take away from this is you know

Sometimes I don't know if you guys have this but you go You know what if I lived in like a small town? He should have moved out of that fucking town like that's true. And now I went oh, that's why you don't do that Get the fuck out of town. It's a small town. Yeah, all it needs is a handful of psychopaths You don't like the way you're living your life And they can just destroy you at any point. Cops are bad man cops Cops are real, real bad. Small town cops who have never run into the idea of like any fucking oversight. So I lived in West Memphis. Memphis cops didn't give a fuck. Like people going around smoking

weed. Like they're worried about murders and shit. But in West Memphis, you know, it's all petty shit. They got nothing to do. And it's all petty shit. And they're all in bed with each other. They'll fuck you up. They're all in your business. There's all kinds of petty gossip all around town. And they're all in bed with each other. They'll fuck you up. They're all in your business. There's all kinds of petty gossip all around town. That's what small towns are. And some are beautiful. The CPS lawyers are all being paid by the government. People who aren't from these towns don't understand, right?

And rumors get started that aren't true, or did you see so-and-so here? And then piss off some county officials, piss off some judges. And you'll find out how quick your life can just get totally fucked. Not even piss them off. Like, do something. OK, let's say, again, alleged, you did some drugs.

And it's the kind of thing that it's like, it's not bothering anyone. It doesn't hurt anyone. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm for drug legalization anyway. And it's just like, wait a minute. But what is it? Sorry, I think there's like a delay here. I don't know what's going on. Test 112.

Solid janky. No. I think it's this thing going on. Test one, one, two. It's all janky. No. I think it's this thing. Well, let's check the chat. They'll tell us if anything's wrong. There, now it's back. Hopefully we'll see. Is anything going good, guys?

Everything feel good? Let's go! Yeah, survey says. Well, hold on, it's gotta catch up in a second. Teedaw. I just think, again, that these small towns, you got to let the chat catch up. Looks like it's caught up.

Who do you think's fatter, you or PPP? I think PPP's fatter. I think so, too. He's big, man. His skeleton is detached from the rest of his body. He can't walk either. He's got a bum knee. Only one?

He's got a bum tooth. Did he get that tooth fixed? What was going on there? Yeah, it was rotten. Did he get it out? Put some gold in there. I don't know if he did. Arrrr. He might have put some gold in there. He might have just put a piece of paper over it before he starts the stream.

Gabe Hoffman gave me some of his gold. Yeah, he'd have to take Gabe Hoffman's dick out of there first to get it fixed. That Gabe Hoffman guy is off the fucking hook. He lost a hundred million dollars. Did you see that? Yeah, somebody brought that up to me That he kept shorting Tesla for like 10 years And his hedge fund was like He's still obsessed about it to this day

Dude, he's supposed to be, if I lost a hundred million dollars I would be obsessed about it too He's constantly posing about Elon Musk like, oh he's a fraud, he's a fake And it's like, yeah, and he took a hundred million of your dollars You fucking idiot He just got fifty billion dollars for being a fraud. All you had to do was go the other way and bet on him, and you wouldn't have to hang out with Pee Pee and Worsky. You would be the richest man alive, but you went the opposite way. That's sad.

Please buddy up to the rip-a-verse. For all of you guys who make awesome decisions all the time, please get together and take Eric's money. I would really hate that. My stock tips have been bad and better than Gabe Hoffman. all the time, please get together and take Eric's money. I would really hate that. My stock tips have been bad and better than Gabe Hoffman. Dude, there's literally a picture of Gabe Hoffman on CBC and it says, largest short holder against Tesla. Next to his fucking face.

Yeah, he was on the fucking news being like, don't worry guys, it's gonna crash, it's coming down. No, it was that like 200 or something Yeah, 30 or some shit, and he said before I go to 10 before it splits. Yeah, it's 15 times Yes, and it's still at like 197 so you it ended up It was at 200 when he shorted it and I think it made it up to like a thousand or something Yeah, total now. Yeah, because the socks was 20. I don't know either way It was a bad call

So he lost all his money then he made a failed pedophile documentary which he thought was gonna make him a Do you know the whole story Yeah, I claim he owned the right to their view them. No, he tried to see the participants and claim he owned the rights to their abuse stories. The pedophiles? He tried to sue them? No, he tried to sue the victims, quote unquote, in his movie. Yeah. It said he owned the exclusive rights to their story and they had problems because there was another person involved in the film that was not credible. Okay, so we're all getting sued now, great. Yeah. I mean, this is true. So he failed at being a business Jew, then he failed at being a storytelling Jew.

Do not use that word what? Do not fuck around right now. I'm not fucking around do not fuck around There's no we Vito Fucking stop I love Jewish people okay great show it by not using that word all right. He's a he's a Jewish businessman That's it! I love the Jewish people. There's a term that a lady used, but I'll just say it on the kill stream there for Gabe. Do you know Gabe Hoffa? Oh, go ahead.

It was... He's gonna hate you? Yeah. It was street Jews, what she said. Don't do it either. Neither of you. I disavow both of you. She said that.

I think Ralph comes on the show and there's a certain aura Fucking curse that's a curse. That's what follows me When they're around me and they're not look I watch EVS and he says all sorts of stuff I don't know what I'm allowed to find for him. I know all I'm saying Is I don't remember what I'm saying all I I know is he lost a hundred million. He lost a lot of money I don't know. I've never interacted with somebody who lost a hundred million dollars. It's tough He's got to be an unhappy guy. Oh, guess what? He still made money like they posted he made money off the fees He's not like he's broke. So you know how he hates Nick Fuentes and he tweets about like how you know Nick

Fuentes needs to be stopped or else. You hate Nick though, right? I don't hate Nick. I've told you that I'm coming around on Nick because he's fighting with the Daily Wire. I love people who fight with the Daily Wire. Okay, okay. Why? Because there's a lot of Jews that work there? No, because... Stop it. Why does he get to...

No, I mean I'm just adding you. I'm just adding you. Look, shut up. Alright, so he said this Nick Fuentes is a bad guy. He said he wants to kill Jewish people and someone said there's no way he said that and Gabe Hoffman said no look Here's a video of it and they linked my video. He linked directly to my Twitter I said, hey cocksucker, you can't call me a pedophile and use me as a primary source And then he's like, oh

He got all fucking flustered about it because he didn't realize it was me. Anyway, that was pretty funny. Clap Trap to Destroyer for 10. There's a video. Hey, didn't you call the guy a pedophile? Well, am I a useful source, or am I a pedophile, or am I both? Let me know, Gabe. Clap Trap to Destroyer for 10.

It's nice to see the Ralph of Mallong sign veto. Plea- 100 million, man. Piss on Waldo. Oh, that's my name. And Dick and My Ass Masterson. Just I've been for 10 Australian. Plee 100 million man piss on Waldo. Oh, that's my name and dick in my ass Masterson just I've been for tennis training men using F slur and n-word instead of the actual slurs is the worst problem the women using slurs It's as lame as Eric's lie censoring swear words in his comics or me not using slurs in this chat

Look, I get it has man for two what happened veto showing CP on his phone again on his phone again. My god. Yao Meng for ten says yes. Yes, talk about Kato. Yeah! Alright, here we go. Everyone, everyone, set your fuck, I need some pirates in music. Set your phasers

to excitement. Set your ships ablaze. Look up royalty free pirates in music. royalty free pirates music. royalty free Pirate music. Alright. Royalty free Pirate music. I got it. Let me do it. Royalty free Pirate music. We're going to Florisburg, Texas. Pirate home of Yaira and Solari.

This says it's all royalty free. Let's try it out. No copyright. Yeah. Here we go. Alright. Give it to me. Give it to me. Yes. Hold on. What? I'm putting it on loop. Okay. Arrr. Now we're back.

Welcome ye! To the story of a boy! A man, perhaps! A man named Kato! This is the Goodying Log line. Can you tell us what Goodying is? Dirk? It's some kind of... A logger. It's an 11 and a half Good Ying Logline Can you tell us what Good Ying is? Dick?

A logger. It's an 11 and a half ounce logger. Always a little bit jupy. This is a new comic book. This is Eric July's new comic book. Wow. Okay I'm sick of this pirate music. Well they got other ones on there. Stop. No no no. It's Good Ying.

Should we watch the trailer? Let's watch the trailer first. No, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, 100-pound coat. Did you see how much he sweats every fucking stream? Like the guy Looks near death like I've never seen somebody sweat in an air-conditioned room. All right. This is gooding the polymath. Okay, polymath official Polymath yes, that's how, that's how our July says it, polymath yes Official animated trailer, which I'm gonna argue. Oh hi Chuck. I'm gonna argue. This is not really- what the fuck? Dick, what do you think about that? Did you want a polymath or not? I do- well I don't think he does how you pronounce it Chuck the polymeth Polymers sure yeah I wanted to ask him. It was an honor to work with Eric July. Oh, he's very honored What's it like? What's it like work with Eric July. Oh, he's very honored. Yeah. What's it like?

What's it like working with Eric July, Mr. Chuck? I know that's what he says about the Soska sister, right? He's honored. He's honored. Yeah, he's on her. He's honored. Oh, all right. Doesn't make sense that way, Vito.

Well, I get it. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that, Chuck. Imagine you're going to bed with the one Soska, and you wake up the other. Oh, man. Somebody put a witch curse on me. Nobody wants that. The two Soskas. You're going to bed with the one sauce can you wake up the other? Nobody wants that the two sauce even their fan art they make one uglier than the other

And their art looks the fan art looks so bad you wouldn't think that's possible It's one of these little retards is makes one uglier than the other in that crazy. It's it's a whole thing nobody wants that Nobody wants that oh man. You know I you know I created Bane. Did you know that Ralph? He's the creator of Bane, Batman is the character. Sure did. Just crank up that venom, put it right into my veins, cause I'd rather be dead than produce anymore of this shit. The trip of her shit, total trash.

You went from Bane to this? That's kind of a big fall. It's not a good end. Happy Juneteenth. Good thing those DC royalty checks are still coming in though probably Well, yeah. Yeah. Well, you know who would be wishing RV Rip-a-verse checks probably gonna be abruptly stopped. I think in the next year next 18 months or so. Can I make a request? Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah, I would I would really quickly like to hear from a certain individual about Juneteenth. I don't know if that's possible. I don't know if Scott. Scott, how you been? Oh, pretty good. I sound a lot like Chuck Dixon.

So this is Scott Allen, creator of Delbert. Yeah, Delbert said he was gonna kill himself if things didn't turn around. Within one year. Scott, we just had- And then he got super racist and like, his life is wonderful. I meant kill myself online. Oh, kill your online presence. By saying something- By saying something that Dilbert fanbase had done that. By saying something that all of us are thinking, oh well, I'm not thinking that at all.

Scott, obviously we had a national holiday. If you know anything magical about you, these guys. Scott, we're not on the same team. I was just talking about it. That young bitch he used to have looked pretty. All right, all right. I just know that we just had a federal holiday of Juneteenth. And I wondered if you celebrated it all.

Yeah, what'd you think? I worked extra hard. Oh, well, that's the most racist thing you could do. That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do on Juneteenth, Scott. Well, it's good seeing you. I think there's too much racism on this show, actually. I don't feel comfortable being doing this character. Let's just watch this.

You know, eh, let me shrink it in a little bit. This is gonna be complete garbage. I'm Kato Gooding. I want to endopo- Turn it up a little bit. Okay, so hold on. I really want to hear how gay he is. Okay, real quick. Just look at this character design.

Can you at least put something on his fucking t-shirt? Like there's nothing here. It's just a guy. He just wears black shirts. But you know what? Maybe that makes sense for an autistic. He's a simple man. Maybe that makes sense for an autistic character. He just wears a black shirt, Vito. He doesn't need a design.

He doesn't need, you know, the Mexican national team. You can have something. You're looking fresh as fuck. You're looking fresh. You're looking fresh. Did he come off a pride parade to do this ad read? Who does he look like? Who's the voice? I wonder. Let me see. I mean, won't there be a 10 minute credit sequence at the end of this?

When you go through that. Is there a making of? It T. Queer mode. It's only a minute and a half Okay, thank God I'm Kato Gooding owner and operator of Gooding services. I love this six six. That's the gayest. Oh man Okay, you want to hear that behind you in prison? In the shower right? Tell me I'm Kato Gooding I'm the owner and operator of gooding services, and well you can service this buddy Why don't I you seem to have a get a blown gasket back there? Here's a question I had about this trailer from the rip verse, and I'm here to help

Let me ask you something sailor. Well. What's the what is that Kato you want to see those buns? Have you paid your 49.95? Legal in the new taxes, they probably outlawed homosexuality in the reverse mandatory now I Think Eric's libertarian utopia would ban all the kids your hands up sir. I'm checking for ID You're hiding any contraband in there sir. Mm-hmm. I gotta check your asshole Okay, I'm gooding Don't you think it's a little too gay starting off a little gay. There's a little gay. He's a gay fireman Well, he's got it's got it's definitely got like a Tom from Finland kind of energy to the he's all the YM

Do all the YMCA gay guys? He's the gay cop and the guy says the guy in a pirate hat There was no pirate in YMCA Okay, fair enough I'm Kato gooding owner and operator of gooding services All right, I don't I don't want to be nitpicky, but what is this an ad would you ever put up this billboard? Yeah, you know goody billboard yeah you know goodie what are you advertising? It's some kind of a fucking telescope in a building and here's look I know this is pedantic but I'm Kato Gooding the owner and operator of Gooding services you can see my billboard right up there

not only does it cut to an inexplicable billboard advertising nothing but it's a six second zoom on the billboard look at the hands too by the way that's why I'm saying this is not an animated trailer this is terrible I'm Kato Gooding What it's just six seconds of a billboard watch I've done work all around this But there's a reason why we're this is not animated this is not animated This is from the old That's why I'm telling you didn't pay anything for those that patrol the streets we don't hear more of this gay guy That's why I'm telling you he didn't pay anything for this. Wait I want to hear more of this gay guy.

He's definitely gay. They're more than capable. They're more than capable. Shadow Valley. I'm not a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. Look at the people. Look at the people. And we're queer.

Get used to it. Both of them to put out a Pride character, you know, during Pride months. June. I thought he was against that. Bro, you put a fucking siren in your thing, fucking kill yourself. Yeah. It's all the two frames of animation like this this this is not how much you mix it so we can hear the vocals. I think he might be running out of money. Oh you think?

I mean you can't hire 15 parasites. I mean yeah but. He released one comic a year that sucks. He really thought that live action Yiroth trailer was gonna get him. Cause he's pipin' one of those fucking witches, man! Pipin' her boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! I'm down in college, I'm almost as fat as Vito these days. Wait, Alex Stein? Yeah. I haven't been watching, I don't know. I saw you had EVS on, which is confusing. That was cool. Yeah. You're banned. I'm banned. Yeah. I'm worse.

I guess we're the top tier Eric Jalai haters, but EVS is okay. You're banned too. Yeah. We're all banned. Banned from Eric Stein. From the Blaze. For being too funny at the expense of Eric Jalai. Did Savannah, that woman, did she work at the Blaze?

Yeah, she worked at the Blaze too. Oh yeah. And there were rumors, well, her and John Jalai. She called you a drug addict, that's crazy. Yeah, she called me, that was very rude of her. Did Savannah, that woman, Savannah, did she work at the blaze? Yeah, she worked at the blaze too. Oh yeah. And there were rumors, well, her and John Doyle. She called you a drug addict, that's crazy. Yeah, that was very rude of her to say. That's unacceptable. But I had put out the story that she had an affair basically with John Doyle.

Oh. And that there was rumors that she had been. Coerced into an abortion. Into an abortion, yes. See, I'm used to my Mike You know I don't pick up Yeah, so that was the that was the room Yeah, and then she's like oh, I can't sue him cuz he put allegedly you have to put allegedly because if you don't you open Yourself up to big damages. Yeah, but some people have been making crazy claims lately that I'm like you're not it's not smart

Allegedly yeah, that's not a good. He's a slimeball. He used those words So he couldn't be sued and I was like right right that's what makes it All right, let's go back to the love boat here fire island people deserve good service for our great Why is he holding that child so it's fire fighting to criminal investigations. You can count on good His robot Gooding services has a bundle for all budgets you can be fully protected with emergency response for just 49.99 No How is there a bundle for all budgets?

I don't know. Why would you pay? It's just one price bundle. Also, you're paying one guy. He can't be everywhere. He can only solve like one thing a day. Fifty bucks? That's a lot.

I mean, that's a lot for a guy you might never- He is a Palemoth, though. I mean, so- It would make sense if it was like, okay, but he's driving everywhere real fast. If it was a bunch of different guys working for him. do is these send his robots out to stuff an Indian chief yeah and a cop and a sailor I don't know like speaking of Italian people if a guy shows up at your door and says hey give me some money or something might happen that's that's my people yeah that's uh you need the government. Yeah, that's called intimidation.

That's not illegal. 50 bucks. I didn't think it could happen. I think LA Fire Department's like 200 bucks. It's also confusing because I thought we were establishing that Succeeded Texas had a high inflation rate with $20 Q-tips, but now I can get a private firefighter service for 50 bucks.

So we gotta follow this gay fireman around to see that with the comic? Well, I think we're gonna learn more from the log line. Oh yeah, we'll see. Another thing that is infuriating about this. Goodieing the polemic. I never thought I would see the word the polymath, like, as the adverti- You understand that's not a cool word, right?

Polymath? Yeah. I kinda like that word. You like? the advertiser you understand that's not a cool word right polymath yeah you like here if I said if you say it the correct way super cool guy the polymath I don't like it as like a catch line you know I don't think it makes sense for a Superhero like okay. Yeah, yeah, I agree with you there architect of power Calling him that within the comic. Oh, he's a polymath not hey, he's the polymath Okay, also disrespectfully calling him a genius would that be a good superhero name now that sucks No, I like that one where did they're here the word polymath or the polymyth for the first time? EVS has this theory that sometimes Eric July will hear a guy use a word and he just gets autistically focused on it. Yes, definitely. Polymyth! Polymyth! Oh shit, yeah, oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Polymyth's gotta be one of them. Polymyth! Polymyth! Polymyth! Oh yeah. I will say we should get a gooding services poster. I think that would look good in here. Man, don't put that motherfucker shit. I'll pirate it. Yeah. Riley will break into the warehouse and steal it. Exactly. Gooding services poster. I think they would look good in here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, robot friend which four unique covers. Oh yeah. Somebody said so Yaira day one was 700,000. Oh yeah what was this? Feeding day one was 100,000 which is a big old drop. Big drop. Oh man. And Eric's fans are saying well that's cuz there's

no merch there's no magazine. There's only a t-shirt and a poster and four different covers you're like no he's got a lot of shit to sell. He just ain't selling it. Maybe he shouldn't been calling the cops on Riley and trying to justify why he bitchingly called the cops on Riley all week. Maybe that's why. Maybe he should have been doing that, concentrating

on writing and selling comics, then calling the cops, and then justifying to everybody how he had to call the cops. Also- So everyone fucking hates him now. Why are you letting Riley out class? You should have been there, Vito. What? I gotta drive that fucking Texas? Or I gotta go to the Rip-A-Verse meetup?

Of course not. Take a plane. I don't wanna- I don't wanna- Take a plane. No, no, no. Clip-A-Verse does not want me to- You could out eat Nerd-Rotix's wife. I could definitely do that. Yeah, so who the fuck?

I could definitely do that. Let me run this poll. Who do you think would win in a hot dog eating contest? Vito or Nerd-Roddick's wife? I don't actually eat a lot quickly. Nerd-Roddick's wife, she's very fat. My problem is not like a big meal, my problem is consistently eating across a long period of time. Yeah, that's definitely a problem. I'm more of a marathon eater, not a sprinter.

You hear they ban that guy from the Nathan's hot dog eating contest? Tragedy. I'm a marathon eater, not a sprinter. Yeah. You know? OK. You hear they banned that guy from the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest? Tragedy. That sucks. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. The main guy, Joey Chestnut, is banned. Because he took an endorsement for a brand of vegan hot dogs.

And then people are making up crazy stuff. Like, well, he said he wanted to eat vegan hot dogs at the end. No, he wanted to eat the Nathan's hot dogs. They just don't want him getting up there promoted anything Yeah, yeah, what do you want? It's fucking this hot dog eating 20 years though by us used to win some well you know Kobayashi used to Livestream himself his own hot dog eating contest Against the guys on the stage be like fuck you guys yeah, because they banned him for I forget why what the fuck exactly

Okay, this is the log line for good. You know logs just gooding now Can I be upset that this is not a log line? Let's go for this is a log line is a sentence Maybe two yeah, just it's Eddie just look up these terms you use luckily. There is no sentences here Comprehensible Eric wrote this! Or Carol Brown! I don't think Carol Brown can write if she's writing this! Here's the logline for gooding. Kato Gooding. This is a white man spelled G-O-O-D-Y-N-G. Yeah, I don't understand the spelling at all.

That's a black slang word for like, rigging things, fixing things in a way. Really? Yeah, fixing things up. Like a guy that can fix everything up. Yeah. From the hits of comma gooding time. But he's white.

Yeah, and his name happens to be that slang term. And he also offers a service that is named for the very thing that he's doing. Gooding. It's like calling him Kato Doogutter,. You know stupid. It's like calling him Kato fireman. Yeah Kato gooding a self-reliant and brilliant inventor and Hero to the citizens of floor spark with an extra space there, Texas So that's not that's not a complete sentence. No there Texas so that's not no no no no because it doesn't it doesn't have it is explain anything Kato Gooding is a self-reliant yeah it's his strikingly

handsome good looks and sharp intellect define him and leave him memorable as he stands against bullies and solves problems independently So, you know what's missing from that sentence? It's like three commas is missing from that sentence. That's a bunch of different ideas striking handsome good looks and trauma And shark intellect comma define him comma and leave him memorable Memorable, I don't know that means that's not as he stands against bullies comma and solves problems independently The other thing I pointed out is bullies yeah, he stands against bullies the worst thing in the world yeah

Notice how many glow Eric invent this guy to fight us Yeah, so he stands against bullies, but who is Kato Gooding? Okay, you told me to self-reliant and brilliant and veteran. He's handsome and you wanna fuck him. He's handsome, has sharp intellect, and is memorable and stands against bullies and solves problems independently. But who is- I'll just pick two or three of those, man. Like, I get it. It's like anger management.

It's just describing- Who is- Who is Kato? Who are you? I get it, he's a good guy. Who is Kato? Where did he come from? And how did he come to be the man he is to stand among the likes of Isom and Alpha Core?

And how did he come to be the man he is to stand among the likes of... How did he come to stand among the likes of Isom and Alpha Core? That's it. How did he come to be the man he is to stand among the man of Alpha Core? Discover the origin story of Kato Gooding. This makes me want to be a middle school teacher, because I just want to take a red pen in this whole thing. And how the genius of Floorspark, shouldn't this be quoted? Like the genius of Menlo Park, like Thomas Edison?

It should be quoted. They called him the genius of Floorspark. Went from child prodigy to the most brilliant and tech savvy mastermind in all of Texas? I think it's supposed to be- Not even the world, it's just Texas? All of Texas. It's brilliant, brilliant.

This standalone story- Tech savvy. Tech savvy. Like he can fix your router. Wow. I think tech savvy is supposed to have a dash between Texas and- Yeah, whatever. This standalone story follows Gooding's journey from a gifted child like Eric July

Okay, but you don't have this is like Biff Tannen's Biff Tannen's casino right follow Biff Tannen's journey. I know he marries his high school sweetheart It is it is exactly like that Okay I know this is written by the same guy who's written all this because they have the exact habit of Saying something and then saying the exact same thing a different way one sentence later So the previous sentence was he went from a child prodigy To a brilliant tech mastermind right the next one is he went from a gifted child to a renowned inventor

That's the same exact thing from rivals and former bullies Wow that's really weird Bullied coded man are there gonna be bullies in this yeah He's gonna I think he's gonna face against his childhood bullies or something are there gonna be super bullies the super bullies are coming Oh, are they gonna call him gay? Well, it says it's gonna be his story of him as a child prodigy so literally I think his child bullies are gonna become his villains. If you need- I'm like pretty sure that's what's gonna happen.

If you need help and discretion, Gooding Services has you covered. It's gay stuff, right? Like if you get caught at a- He's covering your ass, buddy. He's covering you. He's covering your ass with low monthly rates available. From matters of protection to innovation and everything in between Gooding is your one and only call. Is there actual I like retarded. How do you pay 50 bucks and get innovation services?

Way too long. I mean goes without saying what happens. Yeah It's all a long line. He's supposed to be a second. You know I gotta innovate some stuff over here Cato Cato Institute gooding first appeared in iceOM number two where he arrived just in time to save Silmin Ranch from an unnatural blaze using technology of his own creation if Using technology of his own creation if Gooding does not have a tool for the job He will simply create one that is not Very convoluted praise that his exceptional intelligence and ingenuity smart You don't have to keep telling me smart Have been earned as a path to greatness

Losses you don't like them bullies even the dawn of his very own super villain one who knows Kato Institute Gooding I'm dead and all salt to shit Written by comic industry book titan What? Mike Barron MAAAAAAKE BARRON With interior art by the incomparable Will Conrad

Get ready to dive into Gooding's world and get ready to meet the man, the myth, the Palaean myth. Look at my robot. He's gonna suck your dick. His dick sucking robot. Yeah. Wow. Damn, that's got soul.

He's talking about gooding. Oh, I could dig it. Ha ha ha ha ha. And the legend, get ready for Gooding. You're talking about gooding! Oh, I can dig it. HAHAHAHAHAHA And the legend, get ready for gooding, the Palaimuth. Parental advisory. Why the fuck is a parental advisory on a log line? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are fucking retarded man. You are too stupid to be doing this Did you get the parental advisor in the log line? Why would I have that in the log line? Why would anyone need to read that in the log line? A brilliant adventure faces off against a tragedy from his past That's a log line

Gooding the polymyth deals with some violence and scary situations implied language and violence And is soon said violence twice. I really like the violence. No, oh wait. It does have violence twice Yes, yes, it does and is suitable for mature teens. It has a lot of violence as some violence and then more violence And it's suitable for mature. You know you can just take this. Mature teens aged 14. Man, you shouldn't be talking about teens like they're wine. I hate teens 14 or above. Not mature teens. She's more of a mature teen. Aged. Aged 14. That's creep shit. If you go in front of the judge, you can't go, your honor, she read Gooding. So, she's a mature teen. We know this. Okay. Okay, there's no excuse for this anymore. I hate to give you guys a cheat code. If you plug this into ChatGPT, it will just tell you, you used violence twice in this

sentence. Yeah, yeah. I mean, no, Google Doc will fix it. Yeah, anything. It'll tell you. Well, I'm Noogle Doc. He's doing something. I'm excited to read Gooding. I think. Me too. I can't. Okay, there is a part of the, you know what? I'm still, I'm excited to read Gooding. I think me too. I can't There is a part of the sun, you know what? I'm still I'm always cautiously like zoom in on you super I'm like no I can read them I'm like this might finally be the good one because he has the website that has like the character like descriptions Oh, they're also stupid, but those ones I went I think Mike Barron wrote these ones because they're intelligible I can actually make sense of them. I think Mike Barron said these ones because they're intelligible. I can actually make sense of them

I think Mike Barron said what the fuck did you write about the characters? I wrote no no no let me fix this People are acting like good writers can just make good stuff all the time. They can't No, but they can at least I don't understand look Chuck Dixon. I assume is not mentally handicapped I don't know why he doesn't look at the campaign page He I think he's just an old man. He doesn't want to be bothered by it But if I'm wrote a comic dealing with Eric, I'd be like, hey, can I rewrite this cuz it sucks? Yeah, but some for some reason that doesn't happen. It's so weird. It's hard to write good stuff. All right Well, yeah, I mean even the greatest writers

Yeah, all right So uh, Cyphers and Sucked is for 10 says Kato sounds so so boring. If you already read through it, reverse time and don't read it. Well, we already read it. Johnny Rocker for two, JustIvan is an F slur. TheLocks for five, Vito refers to sexting a sexy talk and says, horny brain about kids, oink oink moo. Cyphers and Suckdiss for five, great show. Who even cares about copyright?

Ad block, inshallah. Rev for two, too many fats here. I'm going over to frog Tony TGD See a fat guy. I don't know booty man for five Australian that showed me the dose of the Ralph of Mail Let's go Recent low t energy guys We have to save you veto There's no other option I I gotta beat potentially criminal.

You can't let- In a weight loss contest. Not within the range of his life. Do you think he's fatter than you now? Yes, absolutely. Are you sure? I am 100% convinced he's potentially criminal. Who's fatter, Chad?

Press one if it's Vito, press two if it's potentially criminal. Guys, don't forget you can catch Ralph at rumble.com slash C slash KillStream or just go to Rumble and search for kill stream. Excellent show, excellent broadcaster. Thank you. Alright, read through these and we gotta do Vito's booty.

Oh, I'm sorry, we're taking too long. Cool for two, thank you Crimshall for fighting the good fight. Eight-O-Wolf for two, it's horse man not horse man. It's horse man not horse man. Alright. Woo! Get it right or pay the price. All night long! We're in Los Angeles baby! Here we go, Hazman for two, Vito Yodick. Women I'll be at the Marriott!

Yodick 40% of the super killer money. Hyperion. There will be none left, he's blowing it all in boxes and boxes. That's true, you should see all the shit I'm buying. Ten Canadian, here's some Canada money, please continue to make fun of us. We will. Tesso for five, reverse comics drug dealer hero will be named Crack S. Moker. He's a good namer, Eric July. Best of the Saturday night. Coup for two, nothing but steers queers and chickens in Vegas, or Texas.

Coup for two, Shil Riley's GoFundMe. Yes, free Riley. Free Riley dot fund, und Austin next for five Warski made fun of Ralph for having four teats when he only has one who really won Sama for two euro flash sounded slow on Kino casino tonight Yeah, oh man all the bad guys are teaming up. Yeah, they can all Get together they could make fun of that's what they think The retarded Avengers are

Trash Goblin didn't take advantage of by the white man once again Eric you're working for the white man Wides man of them all. Let's hope Rip Ascend works out for him. Trash Goblin for five. Honestly, Eric July would look like a deformed black thumb if he were shaved. I support Riley. Shave July.

Coup for two. Post a video on X of all you guys doing one push-up. Clip Sama for two euros. Null one, Masterson can't do inspect element. Oh yeah, null for watermark. It's a whole new thing. Oh yeah, I saw that. Oigie Smoygie for 10. No one Masterson can't do inspect element Oigi smoegi for 10 biggest problem universe, you know, you can just remove those two I don't look at it. No, but I'm saying like there's watermark remover size. Oh there are oh, yeah It's a point. Well, they were then screenshotting their own post. Yeah, so I couldn't remove them Yeah, yeah you guys you got you got me Wow you really got him

I don't think no cuz no really got him I mean, I don't think he can recover from that was also trying to link people to my kiwi farmstead and like thing and I'm like No, I don't think you understand that. I don't care if anyone reads my kiwi farmstead my kiwi farmstead is retarded No, I wrote a post on the internet saying all women are whores and I went on TV saying it. There's nothing that really matters. There is no part of me that cares if someone reads my QE Farms straight. Honestly, I read it and I'm like, wow, I really have not done anything interesting in my life.

Yeah. I am the least interesting person alive. Oigie Smigie for 10. Biggest problem in the universe is the Oscar Myers deli meat packaging that's supposed to be resealable but isn't. And I just, bro, check the, what do you mean oh? That was your problem. I know, I hate it.

I hate that stuff. Re-sealable meat packages is on the board. Meow, vote it up. Meow Mang Chang's for 20 says gooding. Scar for two, inward veto, I gotta pass veto. Prison expert veto. Dono for five, weight loss two, electric boogaloo. If Ralph can do it Vito can do it too

Sui let's get these piggies home I come buckets for two or alpha male for the win teach Vito the way of the Torta try man I'm trying the deep striker for five careful raising money for Riley people may confuse it for Riley's children hospital I don't want to commit charity don't raise money for children ever Hyperion for 10? Big mistake says it's nice to see you so chilled out Ethan. Thank you. I appreciate that I think you have a lot of fun on this show. It's nice to see you pigeon for five playing a lot of spades Ralph's autobiography CG for five I doubt Eric's smart enough to plan staggered layoffs. He'll do the fast food owner thing chains on the door

No, no, it is everyone laid off. I think you're right. He doesn't need the reason I'm saying that is so he'll do that That if he keeps tweeting all the time that he's the social media manager and he doesn't need to hire another guy No, he's got this dude sand man for ten dollars The biggest problem is women saying no period sex who cares if there's your sword gets bloody dude I've said that forever by the way no period someone know that some like some women are like no sex on their period Yeah, or does it bother you you got a power it never bothered me I mean, I I bag it if I'm in that situation. That's the least They're like oh no, I don't want to have sex on my period.

No one's like, why? Are you worried about it? I'm like, no bitch. I think they're saying that because they just had diarrhea. They're saying it's period, but it's because they're assholes. Well, on the job for Canadian Aaron Emhold inviting the whole internet to show up to his roast is an interesting move. Perfect way to kick off. Would you fuck an April? Hashtag, cruel summer. April's the blonde that Erin was married to.

Yeah. Yeah, you're a fucker. Yeah, she's a good looking lady. Butts Granois for two. We got a ham Googling beef. CG for two, episode where Vito Googles stuff he doesn't know. I knew it. I knew most of it.

On to John. Then you went and Googled it. You didn't know it at all. On to John for five Canadian, Alphafat, Vito, King Pig. OK. Cole Marklin for two has Ralph met ice I'm Knox Steve for two I think cocaine is totally

No, no, we're almost on super no no no I'm in I was gonna go piss on ice Yeah, Roketa told me is legal it going to happen. It must actually happen now. Yeah, Riketa told me it was legal. It has to happen now. I'm gonna build a duplicate of his grave in my yard and just piss on it every day. Yes, every morning.

Walk out and take a piss. I'm gonna make uranyl cakes. Oh, I can sell uranyl cakes for your toilet. On the store that's a direct replica of Isomnox's tombstone, yeah, so you can aim at it Well, that's that's no. I'm not doing no no more face cutouts read the super chat It's gonna bring up ice no all right Let's see Justin Rowland for two it says the thing

I'm not allowed to say P 90x plus DVD rip for five says imagine how much thing different things would have been if Ralph Just gave if you don't just gave Ralph that dang and 64. Oh my god Well deep cut reference you gotta pay for it. Cliff Hutchinson for five, you know, just get a zempik I'm paying out of pocket for it. It's 150 a month losing two or three pounds a week. All right, I'll do it Let's do it. Somebody send me a link You won't do it. You won't do it. You will not do it. You won't do it. I have the bootleg. Shut the fuck up. I have the bootleg of Zempik and I'm afraid of taking it. I'm worried I stored it wrong.

You're not gonna. Oh you puss. If I can get it from like an actual source. What? Yeah. I want to have a doctor. What the fuck? Maybe I'll talk to a doctor. I don't know. Yeah, he won't do it. Dude, he won't do it. I will do it. I already did it. I did it to a doctor. I don't know. Yeah, he won't do it. Did he won't do it? I will do it I already did it. I did a little bit. I mean bootleg Some keffles where the fuck I bought it from like G 90 fucking supplement daddy.com No, God, and then on the way out there like do you want some of keffles fucking yeah?

Said yeah, I'll take a little hit of that. And yeah, how'd that work out? Well, the tits are coming in nicely, folks. Let's see. Straturgery says every time a guest is on Vito wears his Relic up his hat. Oh, is that Superkiller Smell of Anger? Oh, yeah, because we have it reversed, my camera. SJ for 50 Kroners. I got to come clean, fellas, for years.

The reason I followed you guys was at least I'm not these guys the 24-7 drama you guys live. No, thanks You know the drama has its ups and it has its downs, but at the end of the day Having fun. Yeah Tbf they got a play Cooper to PPP disgraced former pastor possible Gotta play and cool for two people be disgraced former pastor possible You know show his starfish cool for two rip Vickers shop, maybe I should lease it out Coin shop is defunct a coin shop. Yeah, you know coin shop like like like like old coins old pirate coin

Well, you would like that, yeah. Not Mark for two, Tony does look like the boss from Smiling Friends. He does! He does look like that. He should do that for Halloween, but nobody would be able to tell. They'd go, that's just Tony. Let's see, 8-0 War for two, Vito with more slullers than Ralph's Memorial for as, Stratergery for two, two more bucks for giving me Chuck Dix in my ass, Vito's Weiner for five, says I look less impressive than I should. Austin Nicks for two, Eric's next hero is Polly Englishman. Oh, wow.

Rex Sexer for two, Eric July going hock-twa over drawings of Gooding. One-Man Army for five, not gonna lie, this comic book sounds like trash. Better off reading a lot. Rob Liefeld, Spider-Man, coming for reek. One-Man Army, five, my bad. Okay, typos. Lawrence Devaney for five. So Gooding is basically a series of payback stories

on par with Sonic Chew. Got it. Strategy for two, Oh My Fucking God, the polymath, LOL Chuck Dix in my ass. Kingang64 for five, Rallis should make a comic based on your internet experiences. You'll get it done quicker than Vito and it will be better than Eric Jaliz. Wow. Maybe I should.

If you want to make a comic, don't get into the comic. I got my own. I want to write a book. Yeah, I want to write a book. What about a magazine? Yeah, I've talked to people, but like it's such a pain in the ass to try to write a magazine. But I do want to write my own book and I have it planned. Yeah, fair enough. Pineapple man for two, shout out to bag of Schmidt. Let's just knock out any remaining super chats. We got four left.

Please keep super chatting. We'll read them after this stupid pirate shit. Youth and Asian enthusiasts for seven. It's the Ralph Amal Jackson Jackson for 5, first day of summer, just remembered to be far-parking compliant, Pigeon for 2, has anyone made an ice some cocks joke, G Moneypants for 5, I love waifus, and TheLocks for 5, happy gay pride month veto, congratulations on the weight loss, we're so proud of you, oink oink, little piggy not fat, let's go! What's the game where we smash all the toys? You're an asshole! Little piggy not fat VEETO'S BOOTY! VEETO'S BOOTY! VEETO'S BOOTY! Actually this is not the box. It's in this box. It's in the huge stupid one again?

What's it gonna be? Well I would think the big presents are bad. What's it gonna be? Good presents are small. What's it gonna be? Alright are small what's it gonna be alright I know it's a bad present but I want to what's it gonna I just want to check my way so bad you already know it's bad anyway Ralph is smooth smooth is the baby what was I last time? Way too much. Shut up. Let's see here. Let me put it on. Let me put it on the thing.

Now Vito is weighing himself on the scale of destiny. No, it doesn't matter. It's just fucking works fine. And he is... fine and he is to yeah it's 288.7 I have a blue-tip rigged up a bluetooth scale yeah so he's cuz he's would lie about it I'm not lying though what was it last time can you stand that back up to where it was what happened yeah you had a

little alright walk so what I lose Yeah, I had a little alright walk So what I lose like a pound and a half two pounds you lost one One pound two pounds. I lost two pounds okay in two weeks two pounds in two weeks Holly's that's going down. It's better than nothing terrible weight loss well Terrible all right here you go. Here's your prize Here's your toys bad. What's he got here? It's another dragon

I have no use for dragons have no use for dragons what do you mean? everyone has a use for a dragon anything good ever? it's cool they breathe fire and fly i've been told that there's cool stuff and i never get anything this is the coolest big thing i had if this is a fucking dragon again i'm gonna be pissed

it's the coolest thing i had what the fuck ralph can take it back to mexico maybe the mexicans will like it how's dragon culture in me. I know it's a dragon. I could give it to my son Yeah, stop being such a pussy just My Godzilla, I'll take up cuz this guy actually knew how to package it all right. Maybe it's cool. I'll see let's see how cool Oh now. He doesn't want to give it to the

Cool now, no he's not want to give it to the kids I'm trying to get through all this do you need some help? No? Are you sure this before the show? Cuz what looks like where you and yeah, he's gotta do it. I thought you're gonna smash it. Yeah Just break it I thought you're gonna smash it. Yeah Just break it Yeah, tear it Tear it open Look you had to get through it. Oh cool. It's got a skull Wow

Look at this. Well. That is a little oh the heads busted is it yeah That could be glued that could be glued yeah, but it's ruined basically No, it's basically ruined the neck did snap a little bit there, but no no hold on. It's got to be super glue All right, here's my cool Wow I like that the head Bob's Wow what do you think? Well, you almost got it here intact, so I like it better than the other one. You almost got it here. You almost got it here intact. Little dinged up.

Well, if you want this, you can have it. If not, I'm gonna leave it here. Well, it's gotta be fixed now, so it's like... Yeah, now it's like a whole thing. Yeah. But it can be, like, just a little super cool. We'll put it on a shelf or something. I also got this what present is it for me or for all of us. This is That's a little too dark Godzilla, you know mine, but that's probably a little too dark

Is the present for you? Wait no no no dick no what is no no what is it you're messing up the camera what the fuck what is this dude dude don't where are you going don't where are you going I don't't wanna be that close to it again Where are you going? Get the- put it away! Put it the fuck away! Don't put the- What? It's not funny

What's not funny about this? It's not real though Vito, come on man Show the haters! Put it on! No! Don't fucking do it! Put it on! It's got a legit pub in it. I'm sure it does. It's got- You know what? It's not real. It can't be real. Vito, come on man, we're overreacting. Come on, dude. Nah, man, we're overreacting.

Put the fucking medallion on! Why- at least get on the microphone. Do you not fucking understand- you never understand that we're on a show. Vito, what in the world? Don't put it on. Okay? Should I? No, should I know you should is the audience saying should I I'm glad you didn't put that in the fucking box cuz I would have killed you it's definitely a knockoff every second you touch it it's like I know if it's real matter if it's a knockoff if you make a fucking replica of the curse marker it has the powers of the curse It has like similar there is a pub in this in this one this medallion the

Sonichu medallion It feels gross Yeah, it's like a person made it when you make a copy of the ring tape, it has the same powers as the ring tape. Okay, it's the same thing. Vito, you look shook, man. Well, yeah, because I don't want to touch that fucking thing. He shouldn't be touching it either. No, put it on.

Does it look real? Stop. Does it look real? Put it on. It ain't shit, man. Stop it. Stop it. Don't focus on it! That gives it more power! Wait, why? Stop! Why are you not- Why are you way over there?

This is not a good bit. This is fucked. It's not a bit someone just sent it to me good break it destroy it It's the only way to get rid of the curse on it. You don't know anything about it. I know everything It's come on. I can feel it. I can feel what it does. I feel a dark energy That's not fucking funny! It's not funny! What should we do? How do I know if it's real? We should burn the fucking thing! What is wrong with you? Why are you fucking with fate? I mean, you have to put it on.

No! What the fuck are you talking about? Don't put it on! Now he has to put it on! Shut the fuck up! No, he has to! Should I put it on next week? I will give you $20 to not put it on! Should I put it on next week? If you put it on, I'm gonna die!

Next week, I'll let everyone vote! I'll let everyone vote! No know I'll let everyone vote money Well with money yes, and no yes vote for yes. No vote for no next week. How about that? Maybe next week? How about that? I can't come over there I can't put it away put it back in the box until next there's no box put it anywhere that I don't have to look at it These are your headphones, right? Come on that just cursed anywhere that I don't have to look at it these are your headphones right stop don't fucking rub it on my headphones no come on

damn that just cursed you that's like a postal object in your's oh my god I should have fucking died because of you oh you touched it you picked it out I did not touch it

you touched the cord that it was up! I did not touch it! You touched it! I did not touch it! You touched it! I did not touch it! You touched the car that it was holding! I didn't fucking touch it! I didn't touch it! You touched it! Shut the fuck up! You touched it! You touched it! You touched it! You touched it!

Fuck you! You touched it! You touched it! You touched it! Fuck you! God damn it! If I got in a car accident, you're not allowed to laugh about it, cause you did it. Should I just put it on?

Just put it on, man. No, don't fucking put it on! Just put that shit on. I just put it on? Don't put it on. Just put that shit on. Please, save it. People are saying don't put it on.

Fuck no, fuck these people. Just put it on. Next week, people can vote with. Please. Save it. People are saying don't put it on. Fuck no. Fuck these people. Just put it on. Next week, people can vote with their wallets. Next week, people can vote. Next week, people can vote. Next week, people can vote. You promise? And you're going to sit there?

You're being a huge bitch. You're going to be a scared bitch. Come on, man. You're being a bitch this whole time. This is like in the horror movie where everybody goes into the spooky basement, and the one guy's like, I don't know. And everyone goes, don't be a pussy, bro.

Yeah, don't be a pussy. And then a fucking spider monster comes out of the walls. And that guy gets fucked. The guy being a pussy always dies right away. And the guy who's based dies at the end. That's cool. Look, just put it away, okay? It is away.

Just put it somewhere, put it... You're the one with a skull. Alright, I'm hiding behind the skull. Yeah, what the fuck? Don't, what the fuck? Alright, I'm hiding behind the skull. Yeah, what the fuck? See, I'm not coming over there! It's got a full on pub from a guy that raped his mom. This is worse than the Cuny's DVD. This is worse. That wasn't even bad at all.

That could be slightly worse than not bad at all. I'm not touching that thing. This will actually erase the cold Cuny's movie. Don't fucking point it at me! Stop it! Knock it the fuck off, it's not funny! Oh, you're pissing it off! Oh fuck!

Oh! You are full on pissing it off! You're pointing it at me and shaking it and shit and it's powers! I'm not shaking shit, it's shaking! You're such a fucking asshole dude, I fucking hate you so much! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ I mean, I'm tired by what happened in the great Christian like a nice saucy guy look at him That's fucking around stuff. You're not afraid of this. Are you Ralph? No, you're not afraid of the pub in the back. Are you not all stop shaking stop fucking around with it I'm not fucking around. It's just making your hands shake. That's it You know put up the list of our top supporters Queen the show you want them

Yeah, I don't want to curse anyone Don't touch it. Why would you touch it? What are you guys doing stop? This is like passes stop it. This is like passing around the fucking cursed staff of raw and then a fucking mummy burst I don't know where it kills everybody This looks like a Christian-chan original for real. I'm gonna kill, I can't deal with this. I'm gonna die. I don't know if it's real though. I've seen the craftsmanship. I don't know if it's real.

I've seen the craftsmanship, like, I don't know if it's real. This is a Chris-chan original, guys, like, I can tell by the craftsmanship. You put it on your keys. You put it on my keys, you did that. Extensive Chris-chan knowledge. I'm gonna hope all its evil rubbed off on you

before any of this. This is terrible Don't do it. Don't do it. You can't do it. Don't no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no No You've been on an upswing come on Come on why test fate? Okay, thank you Thank you, if we'll let the people the thousand dollars in super chats next'll let the people decide. For a thousand dollars in Super Chats next episode.

For me only though. If we get a thousand dollars. HAHAHAHA! You know what, if that's how we gotta play it. Only if everyone's nice to me all week. No, that's not happening. If anyone drew to me, I'm not gonna do it. Well guys, we had a great show up until the end when Dick tried to curse me forever.

I wanna thank our top followers over on patreon. Thank you guys Don't forget to check out Ralph at rumble.com slash C slash kill stream. Yes kill stream. Let's go Don't forget also biggest problem in prisons bonus episode at patreon.com slash biggest Problem any remaining super chats will have to save for next week Biggest problem any remaining super chats will have to save for next week Show it's don't put it on stop fucking around I don't care stop stop this something's wrong That thing should be on a lead lined box at the bottom of a river

Something's wrong with you, man Shit. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahah Put it in a box. Unlimited power! Unlimited power! Alright, I'm touching it, I'm touching it. Get out of here. That's the show. Cut it, cut it, cut it hard. Stop!