The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 159

Episode Date: October 5, 2024

I Got one there's that one twink fanboy keeps sending me messages That wants to live with you to live with me and he's like, yeah If I don't live with you, my parents are gonna ship me off to the army and I'm like, well, I don't think that's on me, man Also, your pants can't ship you off to the army. They can you can do whatever you can make Did you download that stinger? I sent you by the way yeah, I did Very good, okay, is it working? Oh, no, they're both going they're both going live I

Have no I think it's yeah, I think it just re kicked up the same get out of here I just get rid of one get out of here, dude Anything else go out of here, dude? Internet moron news I saw... I don't know, I haven't paid attention to shit. I see a lot of people screaming about Aaron M. Holt. I'm like, I don't think I can dig into this. He's like a sponge.

Like you just, you're a blob. You just go after him and... It's like, he's famous for being a cuck and a rat. Like, what is left to say about this person? There's really no personality there. It's really weird. He's like a guy who listened to a lot of radio. And is doing a radio impression.

He's doing it, yeah. He's not a broadcaster onto himself. No. At all. He's going as a DJ for Halloween. Yeah, that's a good, that's a very good point. It's like a guy with getting drunk with his pals and like, well, not getting drunk, but doing like his radio guy impression. Yeah. Except he does that, I'm not for a job, but...

It's like inviting your buddy who isn't into sports over to the big sports game and he goes, yeah, yeah! Look at him tossing that, tossing that big... Tossing that ball! Tossing that ball, man! Toss it in the gumball, man! I'm usually that guy, but that ball! Tossin' that ball, man! Come on, man! I'm usually that guy, but I don't fake it. I just go, ehh, this is stupid. Uhh, I don't know, I got this little

Chungus sticker here. And there's so many people... This whole table's covered in toys and nicknames. I gotta put this on my computer. There's so many people going after Aaron, that it kinda feels like, uh... Unnecessary. I don't know what new there is to say about this guy. He fucking sucks.

Eventually it runs out of new Aaron stuff to say. You got Sprite in there? Are you mixing Sprite and soda? No, that's water. I got water. You can mix Sprite and soda, man. My girlfriend comes on and she got a fizzy coffee one day and I thought I was going to hate it and I did. You mean mix coffee with with Carbonation water yeah, man sprite and so get some sprite and uh sprite and coffee what I say right and soda

Yeah, sprite and soda man Get a sprite and a soda sprite and a coffee just try it might be good That doesn't sound terrible they can name it the veto sure the the jezzer Pretty good. That doesn't sound terrible. You can name it Devito. Sure. The Jezzer. Call it the Jizz... The Jizzer.

The Jizz-Waldo. The Jizz Wizard. The Jizz Wizard? The Jizzard. Is that gonna be your D&D guy? That's my Jizz Wizard. Gonna jack off? I cast a skeet missile for level one.

How come there's no skeet missiles? Uh... Come on, man. You know, I think there... Bullshit. a skeet missile for level one. How come there's no skeet missiles? Uh. Come on, man. You know, I think there are guys who try to make, there have been guys who have made sex-based Dungeons and Dragons modules, right? Ass, yeah.

Where it's like, okay, you're having sex with a woman and you get a roll dice to see, you know, if you fuck her right or something. Yeah. But a lot of the times those guys get in trouble because like at some point in the- Because they're all predators. Well, yeah. Sexual predators. And then you'll get to a a lot of the times those guys getting trouble because like at some point in the predators Well, yeah, and then you'll get to a certain point of the book It'll be like page 45 and it's like chapter 8 rape and it's like if you want to rape a lady in your Dungeons and

Dragons game here's how to Busted busted. I don't want to be raping. Oh It's a fantasy world. It's a lawless world, right? Yeah, that's not my fantasy. My fantasy isn't to go around raping women. What are you talking about? All the SJW types have taken all the rape out of my D and D. I don't play D and D, but I do sometimes.

I like to follow like niche subcultures that in an alternate universe I would have participated in. There's definitely a universe in which Vito would have played more D&D. I played D&D like twice in my whole life. Why is there, what do you mean an alternate world? What else are you doing in this alternate world? Well, I would be the guy at the table, I assume, who's like, guys, I brought in a dungeon master, Tom's guide to sex and debauchery

in the magical world of Fantasia. So you're the same exact guy. I'm the same guy, but I'm playing D&D. You just are into different hobbies.'s your fat. That's your like multiverse is you just are into other gay hobbies. Yeah, I think so I'm d&d veto. I'm astronomy veto. It actually would I go around with a metal detector and look for meteorites veto I'm sure there's a juggalo veto out there. There's probably a furry veto, you know, there's a lot of furry Versions of veto are Pathetic on different levels, but I'm not talking about that that kind of stuff

Yeah, I'm talking about just like spells, but it's like jizz instead of fire Yeah, and like farts like distant farts. I don't want any kind of sex anything distant farts would be useful though Like a zip it like a shut the yap For women zip it I'm gonna zip it on this bit Not sexual at all Annoying we still got to do a D&D episode we gotta figure out my enthusiasm is waning after all this stuff you're saying What are you talking about? I'll let you make a fart. I want to think about his wizard

I don't want to think about people cramming sex shit in. We don't have to do that. It's improv. Oh, D&D! Hey, hey! And then guess what? A fucking giant has a big boner! Like, ah, fuck off. Uh, yeah. It's interesting stuff. Consent is big. Take it to UCB. You were in UCB. What is this like? It was horrible. You don't look back at your improv years and go, wow what a formulative comedy experience for me. You think people get out of like, I don't know,

Prison? Minor league baseball and they're like, wow everyone there was amazing. Do you think that's what happens in the minors? Is that what improv is? It's the minor leagues of comedy? Yes. In LA? Yeah. happens in the minors? Is that what improv is? It's the minor leagues of comedy? Yes. Interesting.

In LA? Yeah, all those people are trying to get, what are you talking about? Interesting. You know that that's, do you not know that? Well, I'm saying it's, I've never thought of it that way, but now that you say it, I get it. Yeah, it's obviously that.

Everybody's trying to get out of groundlings and get on SNL, all right? Yeah! Yeah! This is my first improv class. Of course I'll suck everyone's cock. I forget which one. All right Yeah Yeah, I Did a class of course all suck everyone's cock I forget which one I tried to audition for groundlings and they told me I would have to do the beginner class because I Sucked it improv. I think I was just nervous So they're like extremely self-sabotage. Yeah, they're just like okay, so just the only rule is to not say no and then he's like Oh, man, I don't think I don't think you could I don't think you could do that with a gun to your head

I couldn't know oh Cuz like my version of comedy is denial. I feel your version of yeah. Yeah is no every answer is no When we're going to film that stuff tomorrow. Oh, we should do this. No, we should do it my way Okay, well, I mean this is my bit so You can do the bit however you want to do it. I'm not gonna stop. I'm not gonna change the bit All right, you're a fireman. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm here on the biggest problem in the universe! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe! The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from black exploitation to hurricane ruination.

I'm your host, Iq Mastin. Joining me as always is Vito Giswoldi. Hi! What's up buddy, how you doing? Happy Oinktober to you! Oh fuck, that was run! I had a whole Oinktober shirt on! Just while the I did so buddy. How you doing happy? Over sure I couldn't find it though. I couldn't find it. No now. I remember what happened when my day got all fucked up I started looking for that shirt, and then it got all this started getting all fucked up, and now we're here

fuck Like a little stupid bit No Hammer you're gonna knock all my shirt Well, I'm very excited to be here another great episode PPP and Andy warsorske, though, dressing up all the time. They look bad doing that all the time. That was kind of funny, but now you guys look like fucking

John Wayne Gacy. How often do they do a show? Every week, and they got a different costume. Now you look like Crowder, like always dressing up. I'm like, oh, OK. You're right. You know what? It does kind of.

There's a certain point at which, like, oh, that was cute and clever. And now it's like, oh, I should dress up all the time. And it's like, hey, You're right. You know what it does kind of there's a certain point at which like oh that was cute and clever Now it's like oh, I should dress up all the time, but it's like hey look at me PPP was a pumpkin that one fucking now they're doing the Halloween thing yeah, yeah, yeah um Okay, so what are we what are we doing? I guess we're doing a show We had problems last week, and we're gonna see which of them won. Hey, we have a new live channel. Oh my god. It's the most exciting thing in live entertainment. You can watch the biggest problem in the universe on our channel streaming all day. You can talk to other people about old times. It's like a Howard-

Howard-loop- forever loop. It's like being in, if you hate us, it's like being in fucking hell. You can watch the old reruns all day. Well, the biggest problem 24 seven stream has been a lot of fun, but not for everyone. And that might be one of my problems later that I'm gonna bring up. We'll talk about that.

Just in case you're wondering, yes, I hate it, but it's fine. If you like it, watch it. If. If you like it, watch it. If you don't like it, I don't like it either. Why do you not like it? I don't know. It's just like, I just don't like those types of things, irrationally.

And I know that it's irrational, so I say just do it. Save it for later, because we're going to talk about that. That's fascinating. And you didn't upload all the episodes? Not yet. You got three or four looping over and over? OK, we're going to talk about it later. Do you want to do my problem now or are you going to save it? OK, I didn't know all the episodes? Not yet! When you got three or four looping over and over? Okay, we're gonna talk about it later. Do you wanna do my problem now or are you gonna save it? Okay, I didn't know that! Oh, now I got it.

That's gonna be my problem. Now I get it. Now you get it. Now I get it. He didn't do nothing. Was the winner. He didn't do nothing. He did not do at nothing. Yeah. He should have put he... I just can't put he didn't do... I can't put... Don't put it! I didn't tell you to put that. Still won. Somebody would have cried shenanigans if that didn't win. There's a minor

Grammar error on the page though, so you should fix that. What? You forgot the closing quotation mark on he did not do nothing. Why don't you just say that? Why this like, you know, there's a minor, why are you putting me like a treasure hat? I don't know. Just tell tell me what's just tell me the Problem I'm just a boy who cried AI Yeah, it's really fucking annoying hurricanes. Oh man that got a lot worse, huh the hurricane It's getting there. It's getting there crowdfunding body bags that I see that that was happening Yeah, somebody gave all the FEMA money to a bunch of immigrants in Israel. So they had that's not how that works

It's different budgets What the FEMA has FEMA has the maximum amount of funds they can give out or whatever and they dig or whatever It's not connected what you know what? I'm not getting what do you mean? It would not what's not your idea the reason there's a Hurricane is cuz we gave money to the reason there's a hurricane is because we gave money to Ukraine. The reason there's a hurricane is because of the weather machine. Right. But the reason why those people are only getting 700 bucks is because of illegal Haitian cat-eating immigrants. Okay.

That you are in love with. I do love them. Leave those cats alone. Shoelaces, dead last because it's a super useful thing. Super useful? They're terrible. Let me just check the chats to to make sure everything's running fine Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay What are you talking about?

What are you saying this nonsense about FEMA? I just think they're doing a good job You know out of all the hurricanes, how do you rank their response? I haven't been I haven't been paying attention to the hurricane at all honestly, so you have day so you guys Are you going? I haven't been I haven't been paying attention to the hurricane at all honestly so you have day so you guys I just see a couple of videos of houses floating away I'm like this is cool Where do I find more of these and then I don't know where to find them so if anyone knows where to get all The videos floating away tell me you're probably gonna have to wait till some people start getting out. I really want to loot though Call buddy. I've been no it's not bad for looting is it you need a net to loot

I've just been watched somehow I got on the the tick-tock feed of all the like exploring abandoned buildings tick-tocks Oh, yeah, okay, and people are you know how they're going into all the abandoned LA mansions You see like if you see it on the news, they're like spray painting graffiti Not currently occupied. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, there's some that are abandoned Okay, but they're just going in and they're like, yeah, here's a DeLorean I'm like what rich people just living up leaving their shit in these fucking mansions like well Yeah, we used to be able to just leave our houses and go to another house bro

This guy and now we can't thanks to well, it's not just America I don't know. I was watching guys guys There was some guys who went to Fukushima, you know at the nuclear disaster and they were they went through all the Irradiated houses and they're like this is gonna be cool And then they didn't realize like this is gonna cause a huge international incident And they were like showing all the Japanese news that channels and they're like, yeah We almost got went to jail forever because they didn't because they were offended. You're not yeah, you're not voting Yeah, oh dude, They were so offended, but dude They were going into like jewelry stores that had like fucking Rolex watches and shit and I'm like, I don't know how radioactive

I guess so, but I'm still like dude if there's a you know radioactive Rolex I think I'd still stick one in my pocket. Jesus stick it up your ass That's how you get it. I'm almost cooler to have a radioactive Rolex. I would think so Yeah, it's got real nuclear material. Could we get rid of is this like smallpox on smallpox on Indian blankets? Could we rate irradiate some Rolexes and then stash them in Beverly Hills and just see what happens Go send all our homeless to live in a nuclear quarantine zone. Like why not not the homeless? Like why not not the homeless? Close and the Haitians looters the looters can we poison the cats? Yeah, we'll do anything we want

Okay, captain cheese says veto sounded a little more racist than usual this week Did he sell half of the show to Anthony Coomier? See Anthony Coomia found a cat Anthony Coomia found a little black kitten and he's like, oh that's adorable and he goes, I named it Nugget. And I go, I know why you named it Nugget. Because it's N blank, G G E blank. I would like more of an explanation of that joke. I would like a 17 minute Ted talk of that joke.

I just find Anthony Kumiya, he's like you guys are really exactly the same I think he's become the king of racists on Twitter though. He's like the one guy who's just like he's the king of racists in the world What are you talking? I think he is yeah. Yeah, we don't have David Duke. I mean they don't have David Duke JCW you L street spooks already exist, it's called cops. I don't know what that means. That was a good one. They don't do magic on, Alexa Dime says,

can you goof off during an earthquake and make it funny? Like dressing up as a Kung Fu master, power punching the ground? Man, is there- You're gonna be waiting a long time for- Is there a good earthquake, or a good, is there a good hurricane bit I could be doing? Should go down there. You have to go do it. You could put voiceovers over. Yeah, I could do some voiceover stuff

But then you get community noted and you don't get any money. So dude I would have made so much money from that landslide video. God fucking damn it. No anyway Synthetic shinobi dick is right. I'm totally a retard. What is the guy who's lying about being a chef? But obviously Anne Sax will be didn't die of heart failure from pounding cheese into her kisser all day every day. I think she did. But because she got vaccinated. Cheese plus vaccination, that's how they get you.

That's death. That's death. Did you get vaccinated? No, of course not. What are you talking about? I'm a fucking overweight. Of course I got vaccinated. Were you worried about your heart a little bit?

No, I was more worried about the disease that was claiming fatties across America. Now worried about your heart? It's getting... My heart's great. Yeah, but that... I get on that exercise bike, I'm just... Vaccine could hit you at any moment. It could. At any point it could sneak up on me. Nah man, survival of the fittest. I'm too advanced to get taken by a vaccine.

You see that girl in the hospital and she had like a million black eyes or whatever because of the vaccine? Was that a different vaccine though? Yeah, it was a different vaccine. They're all bad. Let's be honest. Well, we're not on YouTube anymore, folks. You're currently listening to this show on rumble.com because- I'm at badass! They're all bad like Michael Jackson bad!

Like raping kids! Hahahaha Hahahaha Woohoohoohoo! I just like the idea that the feed immediately shuts down. It's like, eh, welcome to our new Rumble show. Are you still giving shit about that? I don't know, man. Michael Jackson. I don't know.

FogHorse says, Dick's screaming, what's your point about AI? I was cathartic to hear that statement. It's how I feel about 90% of the internet. Kane's Dis Blade Runner thing. Oh god more Blade Runner Vito imagine asking what if you didn't have breakfast this morning? That's the movie. Yeah, that that is the movie. I did a Blade Runner is yeah What if you didn't have breakfast they go door to door and see if the robots have their smoke detector Chirping, I guess I've accepted that. Yeah, I guess your guys Detector chirping. I guess I've accepted that. Yeah, I guess your guys Interpret well, it's it's still oh god. Here we go. It is about empathy. Yeah, I guess I just thought it was more interesting than that

Kind of ruined Blade Runner for me. I'm like, that's it. That's the only difference. They're not how empathic What did you think it was? I just thought it was like a little more abstract or something like what? Well, it's also like, you know their ability to feel disgust and stuff like that. So that's a little that's interesting. Okay There was a wasp on your arm, you know It's a lick it I'd lick it. Um, you see my wasp in this out there. I'm keeping it to freak out all the political people that go door to door. You see at one point some guy, some journalist went to all the guys who were running for mayor of San Francisco and gave them the Blade Runner test. And only one guy was like, this is the test for Blade Runner.

The rest of them were like, oh, if there's a wasp in my arm, a boy shows you his jar, his killing jar, in his butterfly collection. Yeah. I'd say it's neat. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, you guys are psychopaths.

That's a good bit. Kato the Swiss. Vito should be freaking out about nukes. He lives in an extremely dense, populated area. It's a numbers game. Yeah, OK. I was confused by that. But then he had like laughing emojis.

Who fucking knows? Just skip it and move on. Okay. Moang and thank God we didn't have to be able to hear about Riley this week. Oh boy. For Oinktoberfest, nobody says, tell him to turn the heat down or up.

Turn the air up. Sounds like you want a hurricane gale blasting out of your registers. Y'all do that during summer, you stupid fucking idiot. I'll say turn the heat on. Problem is stupid. Jackass. Dave, Blade.

Oh no, more Blade Runner, more Blade Runner. Frankie Two-Chins. I really don't like people making fun of Vito's weight, but in the show's goofy spirit, would you consider making some Oinktober t-shirts? The answer is no. You could make it, I mean if there's money to be made. Yeah, you could spend three days

making some piece of shit shirt that your store doesn't even stock. Is the Truxme shirt still out of stock? It's in stock. It's just, you can't get pure black shirts, you get the heather black, it's nicer. How is your t-shirt store out of black shirt might be back in stock? Let's look. I don't know it just randomly repopulate Total waste of time it might be back

Darth Dagen born kill those are done industries anyone notice when dick is called out on his hypocrisy All he says is are you retarded? you do have certain... Yes, because I think you are a retard for doing that shit. He did it this episode, and the same thing to me on Twitter, when he was talking a bunch of shit about Christians, which is fine. But I brought up the fact that when Ripa was talking shit about the ISOM ministry during the lawsuit, Dick was defending them to no end. Meanwhile, Dick was saying ten times worse shit. Uh, moron. That was to hurt someone I don't like.

I was defending the Christian people because it made Eric look bad. I don't give a fuck about anything. Okay, that's the end of the amazing con section. I went after nerd-radic for doing Mark Hamill's aborted grandkid or whatever I don't give a fuck I don't know how people do you why do you care about any of that shit or people listening to the show and they went oh Dick's a friend of Christianity because he's you know defending this Christian ministry no it's like no it's fucked with Aaron July you idiot All right. Well good comments everybody. Don't forget you can always leave your comments on the YouTube video

So we got a thing now. We got a famous segment. I like to call vote it up It does super chats it this you made this didn't you and I Scotty thinks the show's so fun But he never votes on the problems So I snuck into his home found him listening all alone and blew his brains out with a fucking shotgun Yeah Scotty didn't vote Scotty didn't vote so I killed Scotty cuz Scotty didn't vote Scotty didn't vote, Scotty didn't vote, Scotty didn't vote So I killed Scotty cause Scotty didn't vote, Scotty didn't vote

Wow! What made you do this? You know where to go, biggest problem that show If you don't vote it up I'll fucking slit your throat Scotty didn't vote So I killed Scotty Guys Guys welcome to Voted Up the very exciting segment where we take a look at past problems and put them in a new light Dick, what inspired you to do this thing that everyone loved that you used to do and then you stopped?

As I explained, the problem was I like ran out of songs to parody that I could think of I don't have like the widest vocal range in the world I don't know and not every song fits the voted up theme But I if I come up with one if I find one and I go Occasionally I'll stumble across one that works Scotty didn't vote guys. You got to vote it up at biggest problem. What's the real show? That's a Scotty Doesn't Know from that movie. What movie?

Was it Road Trip? It was part of the movie. It was that his girlfriend. Yeah, they used to do that. Yeah, it was actually the song in the movie. Like the Titanic song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was about his girlfriend was sleeping with the guitar

player in the band. They didn't vote No, Scott. It was Scotty doesn't know that I'm sleeping with his girlfriend. Oh, it didn't know so he's in the audience He's like wow this band's cool. He's like wait. What the fuck are they saying? Oh my god It's a song about fucking my girlfriend well guys from episode 82. This is a problem I believe I brought in the problems of reparations retardation. This is of course I brought in the problems of reparations retardation. This is of course More racist shit amazing look fucking amazing. This is a follow-up. It's a follow-up out of all the problems This is the one you want to relitigate is something

I'm not relitigating This is interesting stuff. It's not just well if there are other Haitians aren't eating cats, but black people are ordering at the drive-thru wrong time How many black problems do you have at the drive-thru wrong, how many black problems do you have on the list? How many Haitian problems are on there? I can only bring in news relating to a previous problem, so if you want me to bring in problems about Haitians, we need more Haitian problems on the board.

I knew when you gave me the problems that there was something missing. I was like, this is something, there's nothing about black people here. This is interesting. This is a follow-up okay because the original problem was remember that You know San Francisco was voting on reparations proposals. That was funny. Yeah exactly. I wish Newsom would do more of that Well, you're gonna get a little something here from Gavin Newsom. Okay, because on a Thursday Governor Gavin Newsom finally took action to support the black community by issuing an official apology for harms caused by slavery and hundreds of years of discrimination against black Californians.

He apologized? Yeah, isn't that almost as good as lots of money? An apology from the governor? That's a, that's- I mean, I don't know, what did black people think? Well, here was the apology. It says, as we confront the lasting legacy of slavery, I'm profoundly grateful to the California Black Legislative

Black Caucus. They got black in there twice? No, I think I read it. Oh, no. The California Black Legislative Black Caucus of Black. The state of California accepts responsibility for the role we played. We?

He's talking for the whole state. We played in promoting, facilitating, and permitting the institution of slavery Did California have slavery? No, yeah as well as its enduring legacy of persistent racial Disparities also though. This was not just an apology. He did sign some newer legislation Which will help out the black community. I picked there are three things I think you might find interesting. One, you know, obviously people like to read but you know some some black people unfortunately can't get to their local library because they're in prison. So increasing access to literature in prisons will be Bill 1986, which mandates the Office

of the Inspector General... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He did a big apology to black people and said we're putting more books in prison? Yeah. Well, it's not that they're putting more books in. They're going to review the list of banned books and see if maybe we can get some... What could possibly be banned in prison? I don't know.

What are you going to read that's worse than what you're doing? Uh, we're gonna- the Inspector General will post and review the current list of banned books to promote access to literature for- Why the fuck would anybody want to read anything? That's the reparations? More books for pr- for black guys that commit fucking crimes? Yeah, that's what we're giving them. Oh, I'm dis- Are you fucking kidding me?

That's what the blacks- the black this are you fucking kidding me the black people are getting I bet the black people who are not committing crimes really love that oh yeah reparations that's exactly what I wanted all the black people are doing crimes against us getting more fucking books well I mean it is pretty when you put it like that who are they doing the crimes against hey California can help out black people? I saw Prisoners more books all right guys black community. I hear you we're gonna give the people are do stealing your shit more shit What it's also it's it's so weird that it's like

We want to like people love we have to help prisoners You know that means it's no help the ones that are working. Yeah, that insinuates that all black people are prisoners. That's horrible. Why are you promoting it like that? Because white liberals believe that. They think that they are all criminals. Jesus Christ.

AB 1815 is going to help clarify the definition of race under the law. You know, we have protections for race. But right now, it doesn't. Is it confusing? Well, unfortunately, it doesn't include. You need a one drop rule? It doesn't include traits such as hair texture

and protective hairstyles. So we need to. So it's racist to do dreads for white people? It's more that we're going to encode into law the idea that your racial identity can be tied to your hair So if you came in with dreadlocks or something, I could not say hey Hey, you gotta you gotta take those out and said now that will be a thought that was called the crown I thought they already did they do this every year why black people were making it illegal to fuck with your hair again

Well, that's what this is. That's what they're doing here. Yeah, and the nails Again. Well, that's what this is. That's what they're doing here. Yeah. And the nails. The nails are not included. Only hair texture. I could see nails conversations on speakerphone. Is that going to be legal? And the state will also establish the designation of California black

serving institutions to recognize higher education campuses that excel in providing resources to black students. So some colleges will now be known as California Black Serving Institutions. You black, C, black, L, black, A, black. Yeah, go fighting black Bruins. Black Go, they're gonna have Pig Latin, but every word's gonna be black.

I would expect if you're a black scholar, you wanna know where the black, what institutions are black supporting, and now you'll know. What the fuck does any of that mean? Why are you voting for this shit? What the fuck is wrong with you? I gotta say, this is, honestly from Newsome,

it kinda seems like he's like, well, I can't give him reparations, but I can give him like a couple, you know. If all we gotta give him is some books and shit. In prison? It's better than giving him a million dollars to every person. You didn't have to do any of it. You just made up the whole thing.

Well, a certain group of people was requesting, not all black people. No, they didn't. White people said, hey, can you black guys come up with a reason? Can you fat black women come up with a reason why we owe you money? Indubitably. I would rather have some colleges called Super Black Fun Time College, and I'd rather have a bunch of prisoners have books than have to dig into the tax funds.

What the fuck is making a college, it's not Moorhead, there's not, like this isn't the South, what the fuck is, it's so fucking weird. Yeah, I know. They have black colleges, they've had black colleges for hundreds of years. Well, you gotta see the picture of Gavin Newsom standing in front of the Black California

Black Caucus and he's got all these black guys and black ladies behind him. He's got a black shovel breaking ground on the black wing of the USC. I think Newsom's kind of a genius. Because now all these black congressmen and women are like, yeah, that's our guy. You're not a genius. You're just retarded and all liberals are just fucking retarded. Well, he's got all the support of all them because he gave some books to prisoners is a smart move from him hey it's recalled your hair is protected lady again again I know they did this I know they did

this it's the black vote all he's gonna do is say you can have your hair be crazy smart crazy I mean a very respectable and cool yeah okay I don't know you're supposed to compliment the hair Well guys reparations retardation. Well, I mean are you being sarcastic or are you doing it? I don't know sometimes it's uh, I Don't know. I don't have a problem with black hair. I don't really think about it that often then that's not a compliment White hair is pretty good though. I'm not gonna lie and uh Anyway guys currently number 192 with 346 up votes White hair is pretty good though. I'm not gonna lie Anyway guys currently number 192 with 346 up votes. Don't forget to vote it up stupid I got a two I got one. No, that was the first one. I got one other problem for you dick

This is from our bonus episode the biggest problem in China guys more race shit at pitch This is not a racist one. This is not Okay, this was the problem of Chinese apps More racist shit. At Patreon. This is not a racist one. This is not a racist one. Wow, okay. This was the problem of Chinese apps. I don't actually remember what that was referring to, but I'm gonna assume it includes TikTok. Yeah. Well, Dick, you might actually not,

I don't know how you're gonna feel about this, but a new study has found that women who spend time on TikTok are at greater risk of disliking their own bodies and feeling worse about their appearance. Good. It's a good start. Australian researchers surveyed 273 women. This app is making me feel disgusting. Well?

All my apps make me feel fat. That seems to be what's happening. Bumble, Tinder, my calendar because I have six lunches scheduled today. Google Calendar is making you feel fat. Making me feel fat. It says, are you sure you? I'm already detecting a scheduled lunch. Are you sure you're?

The calculator app on my phone. I open it, a couple numbers, and I feel bad about myself. Yeah. Well, Australian researchers surveyed 273 women and showed them what was known as pro anorexia or pro Anna Content on the platform the study found that the women did it surveyed had a negative body reaction after as little as ten minutes Watching this content on tick tock If I even if I even imagine a mirror I feel bad about the way I look

That's you gotta sit these it's like it's like a clockwork fucking orange with these bitches You gotta sit them down with their eyes wide open ten minutes of this you fucking cow I mean I'm starting if I'm starting to not I'm starting to not think I'm all that Video shown includes women using gallows humor about disordered eating behavior, starving themselves and providing weight loss tips such as eating ice cubes or chewing gum to curb their hunger. The participants shown those videos reported greater displeasure with their appearance. So did their boyfriends?

How do they report? The boyfriends are like, thumbs up. He's working out pretty good. Hey China, big thumb up for you. Whenever my girlfriend has nothing to do I go, get on TikTok. Go watch some fucking videos. Why don't you check out TikTok? Pretty interesting stuff happening on TikTok I hear.

I just sent you a cool new channel called Vomit Girl. Every time she eats it just throws it all up in the bathroom. Look at how skinny she is, it's disgusting. That's what you gotta do. Honey, look at this skinny supermodel Aren't they disgusting? Look at how skinny that she's sitting in this chair and it doesn't get creaking around Well, I thought you might find this to be more of a solution than a problem So maybe Chinese apps are helping tell women they gonna we even bring that in take a look at their bodies

I think we were talking about like tick tock like more predatory Chinese apps those mobile fucking games Yeah, those now they're all doing like we made the real game Yeah, did you see the Homelander is doing the ads for that one game? The guy I was like well, I'm not participating in the ad so I don't well one of the ads though He was like his eyes started glowing or he was gonna laser the guy and I'm like Pretty sure the guys making the boys are gonna be upset that you're doing that Superman upset if you're talking about man, you're not allowed to go take endorsements as Superman I have laser beam eyes. No, you can't know

I'm fucking if the guy what do you call it? Cuz that's my Superman no cuz it's like Superman's endorsing the fucking product So Jerry Seinfeld can't like go on a commercial and be funny? That's different because it's Seinfeld. He's the guy. He's not playing a character. If he went on an app, well, he owns the B movie, but let's say he didn't. And then he went on and he was dressed as a B.

You're crazy. Of course you can do that. I don't think he could have laser eyes. I can't sit around having laser eyes. I think that's why he didn't shoot lasers. He just had glowing eyes. So it's a little bit like, oh, maybe he's not homeland. No, that's called a joke.

He's just glowing eye guy. That's what you're noticing. I'm just saying, I think I could understand if over at that, it's kind of weird that he took the endorsement to endorse one of these stupid apps. They must have paid him like a million bucks, probably. Get that money, man. Yeah, I got no problem. Guy with 24 hour live stream, six episodes of the show is complaining about money. There's more than six episodes on there, alright?

Cash grab. The uh- Lazy cash grab. Oh, we're gonna talk about it. Alright. Anyway guys, let's vote it up. Don't forget, go to Biggest Problem of the Show and vote it up. Scotty thinks the show's so fun.

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throat Scotty didn't vote This is my favorite part So I killed Scotty Right here Where you left in How many seconds? That's nice 15 seconds It's a nice little fade out to talk over, it leads right in Right here where you left in How many studies 15? Talk over leads right in saying it's my favorite part. Yeah. Oh you like the part where I'm not singing I just did the you know leaving in the fade in goes Yeah, okay, so you're saying a train the actor can't like run and go like oh, I got a I got a I got to get to

Know he's not saying hey guys This app makes me feel like Ezra Miller can't have like a yeah He can't have a commercial where he runs really fast to get on the target cuz that's him doing the flat He absolutely can do that. He can run to target Okay, he could probably you talking about you're not a lawyer or you know nothing about this. I'm not saying it's elite He could do that. He would probably piss off Warner Brothers. Ezra Miller you think out all the stuff he's done. They would get pissed about him doing a fucking Target commercial

Ezra Miller's a bad example. Kidnapping and rape. I just use him because a flash actor Okay, a different guy playing the flash fly how do you get away with that? What which part there's a lot of stuff? How do you get away with any of it? Can't guy even autistic defend himself in a self-defense domestic assault situation. He's gone Well, he had the luxury of being part of a movie that already had millions of dollars sunk into it whereas Kang had no like Scenes filmed as far as we know for anything meaningful Yeah, yeah, so they could just drop it. That's reparations. Give them that part back. Honestly, you should get the part back

What is Jesse Jackson on that one? Jesse Jackson should have been there. Yeah, when I think about Jonathan Majors I'm like what happened he like punched a lady in a cab tons of little black boys and girls We're gonna watch that movie and say there's Kang. That's awesome, and nobody said shit Well, maybe we can send him some bucks fucking bullshit, and maybe that'll be in jail. He was for a hot second, right? Fucking bullshit man. I know holding cell I could be wrong all right. It is bullshit who won last week I did with the with raises stuff It wasn't raises. I brought up a show should be raises versus women who's gonna win this week? Oh

Vito brought in a racist problem. I guess that's gonna win. What's party so I would really like that show If you just did women problems, I just did you know that that show is called Voting for the president. There you go You know that show's called uh, Voting for the President. There you go. Speaking of voting, for the President, Dick, this past week saw the vice presidential debate between JD Vance and uh, is it Timothy Walls? I don't even fucking know his name. Can't see his name.

There you go. What do you want it to be? He's friends with school shooters, which I like. That was the one part in the debate where I went, hold on, tell me a little bit about all these school shooters you're friends with school shooters, which I like that was the one part in the debate where I went Hold on tell me a little bit about all these school shooters your friends with you I know he was almost in all five planes that went down in 9-eleven. You know that He's got a lot of they just got a lot of history. I don't did you watch I don't know. I ended up watching and I was streaming. That was amazing amazing when JD Vance steamrolled those those Amazing! When JD Vance steamrolled those chick moderators with my ass off.

That was I laughed with his mic muted. I was like, oh my god, he's going for it. He's crossing the Rubicon. He's going to shut them up. Oh my god, he's going to shut, he's doing it. Oh my god, he's doing it. And then they stopped and turned his mic back on. I went, this is like landing on the moon for men.

That was incredible. When I saw that, I was like, you can't let women moderate. They can't do it. They have no idea what's going on. They have no idea how to stop like anyone else you can stop a guy you go alright alright alright you know as I was saying as I was saying but there's like uh excuse me we told you to stop. Your mics been muted and um I think you should stop. I hate JD Vance but that was the biggest loss for women all year. Was that moment. The moment where two women were like, We're gonna host a debate. Isn't that exciting?

Look at us. It's our time. And then got completely destroyed. Well, I found the debate insufferable and stupid. Cause you lost. Sure, I lost. Cause you got some fucking mollywocks. You guys look like you got a big fat retarded weirdo. Who lies a lot. Fantastic.

Running from... Are you guys ever gonna like... At any moment you could have just appointed somebody good as vice president, but now you're just dealing with runoff, runoff, runoff. The real point is that the vice presidential candidate and the vice presidential debate is the most pointless fucking thing in the world. You're saying that getting stuck with Kamala Harris as your nominee because you appointed a diversity hire as VP, you're still saying VP doesn't matter?

Well, VP can matter, but the debate does not. Vice presidential debates is my problem. They don't matter at all. It's like complete fucking waste of time. We got the fly thing. That was funny. Dude, it's not even funny. First of all, there was maybe one or two entertaining moments out of the whole thing and the only entertaining moments

are again a guy says he's friends of school shooters because he, what did he mean to say he's friends of school shooting victims, families? He meant to just say school shooters over and over again. That's like the Republicans just say 9-11 or Israel over and over again and That's like the Republicans just say 9-11 or Israel over and over again and liberals just say racist and school shooting. I had to hear JD Vance remind me about his kids and his wife every two seconds. You gotta think about that. They could be shot in a school, you don't know.

At any point. Well here's the point, Dick, is that they hype these things up. They go it's the vice presidential debate. I mean this is the second in charge. We have to see which vice president has the right idea for our nation, right? Yes. Okay, sure. At the end, you can find it personal. Sure. You can find it personally important. The whole country does. Sure. But well, the people around the world do. Here's the issue. It doesn't change how people vote at all.

It does not shift the needle in any way. They could say literally nothing and it would not impact the presidential race even slightly. It is a complete waste of time. How do you know that? Well, because I have studies in preparation. Liberal shit, yeah, okay. Liberal shit.

You're saying two guys talking on TV in front of the whole country that know intimately the person that's gonna be president doesn't matter at all. Fucking around, lying, talking about abortion, shit like that. To the outcome of the election? Yeah.

Okay, so you think, what do you think happens from the presidential debate? You think a lot of people's minds get changed on which candidate? No, I think it's two people doing their best to run an ad for their guy. I don't think they don't matter at all. It's not same, but well, we'll dig into it real quick. Okay Yeah, this will be good. Yeah, it'll be good. What do you call it? Now?

One of the most famous VP debates is called a cope what you're doing. Okay, it doesn't matter cuz you're getting fucking rocked Did you really enjoy that debate? Did it really give you a big fucking perspective on? Issues what did you get out of it? Why'd you call it Trump Hitler cuz I believed all the lies you guys are saying I don't know if that's a good out there. I think what you call a guy Hitler Why'd you say you were in China during the revolution and you weren't I mean cuz I've been I've Enjoyed my service, you know, I. I mean, cause I've been, I enjoyed my service. You know, I just, I have a way of, you know. Was that the one where he said he misspoke?

Yeah, I misspoke. I didn't understand what that was about. All right, well, this is not just about this particular debate, Dick, which you're gonna keep trying to drag us back to, and it was just fine if you're feeling you have something important you have to say about that debate. Yeah. My point is more to the larger perspective of do vice presidential debates have an impact

on the election? Okay. Now one of the most famous moments, probably the most famous moment in a vice presidential debate was between, let's see, wait, I'm confused. Benton, Senator Lloyd Benson, who was the- Benson? The show? Yeah, wait, so it was Dan Quayle was the Republican nominee, and Senator Lloyd Benson was the Democratic nominee. Uh-huh. Okay, so it was Benson against Quayle. Okay. Okay.

So, Quayle was 41, Benson was in his late 60s, and Quayle, of of course famously compared himself to John F Kennedy says you know I'm a lot like John F Kennedy I'm gonna get a lot done that's funny and you know this famous line from Lloyd Benson he says I served with Jack Kennedy I knew Jack Kennedy Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine senator you're no Jack Kennedy it's too long should have been two regardless it was devastating was devastating Devastating attack my god puts this guy in his place is your no Jack Kennedy

Yeah, this vice presidential debate you would have thought well actually it ended up Benson and Michael Dukakis Completely got destroyed and it had no impact on it doesn't matter. That's your famous moment Do cut did you like Dukakis? I wasn't around for Dukakis my friend. I don't think you were around for Dukakis Did you like Dukakis? Everybody all the examples I could give that I wasn't around for are not appropriate Yeah, I don't think I'm just saying that's one of them. Over the last six presidential election cycles There has been exactly one time. Is this your evidence? Is it all in this form like this debate went poorly and they still know it is Not in that form that was just a fun anecdote that I was going to use to introduce the problem before I was

forced to listen to you Over the last six presidential election cycles There was only one time where national polls moved more than one percentage point after a vice presidential debate. So after a vice presidential debate the polls don't move more than a percent. That's a lot of people. Maybe. This was back in 2000. It was a 1.2 percent change towards George W Bush after Dick Cheney went head-to-head with Joseph Lieberman. That was the last time a vice president hit for more than 1%, or 1.2 points.

Yeah, okay, percentage points. The benefit provided by a vice presidential nominee. See, a lot of people say like, oh, you gotta get, the reason they're getting this guy. Why is this a problem? Those motherfuckers should be on TV all day arguing. Cause it's just, it doesn't- All of them should be. You just want to hear fucking politicians lie? It's just lying the whole way down.

Eventually they, yes. Eventually they fuck up. It's just a bunch of stupid sound bites. It doesn't, none of it adds up to anything. Cause they got them in these controlled environments. They should just throw them on a stage and go, go ahead. I think, first of all, I think the debate should be like, should be like tech keynote speeches, you know? Where like, I think. Like a dead talk? The worst form of communication on the planet?

I'm saying in terms of revelations, like everybody tunes into like the Nintendo direct live streams, cause you're gonna find out something new that you didn't know before, right? Okay. Like Trump should be up there whoever it is It was a regular presidential bitch go and I want everybody to know that on day one All cars are half off for for 24 hours. Whatever just like wow us with like a new does that every day

Well, he's doing on the debate state Every fucking debate talking about did try Debates it. He's doing rallies every fucking day. What are you talking about? He did try, Trump did try during the debate with Kamala Or he's like I want to get you to commit to signing this thing to close the borders immediately Right now. Sign it you bitch. That was a good move but he didn't stick the landing on it for some reason. They glossed right over it. But that's what I want. I want those kind of like big gotcha moments Or like those big revelations where he goes day one

We're gonna execute all the fentanyl users or whatever. Yeah, sure Why not back but you got to save some of that you got to save like a revelation. You never get that Okay, a lot of people say, you know all the reason they picked that vice presidential guy is that way they lock up, Georgia You know, you got to get a guy from Georgia to be the vice presidential debate or whatever it is Whatever state you're trying to win. Yeah the Georgia to be the vice presidential debater whatever it is whatever state you're trying to win Yeah, the benefit provided by a vice presidential nominee on average since 1920 has provided a net gain of only about 2% points for the top ticket in the home state How come you're saying these gigantic percentage points and like acting like it's nothing two points in the home state

Yeah, it's okay, but it's not like- How much do you think Trump quote unquote lost the last election by? Well, like 50,000 votes. According to these experts, they say that's not significant, two points. Well, think about it. Just think it through in your own mind. Well, why do they phrase it like it's not a big deal then? Because they're liars.

Well, why would they say, oh my god, it's a huge two percentage point. This is about historical elections I can't I cannot imagine an expert saying one to two percent and thinking that's nothing like that's the Politics is making tiny tiny gains. Yeah I think I think the point is that you see bigger swings from other things you can do other than nominating a vice president Yeah, I'm sure everything could add everything can add up. I get it. Who wrote this? woman I Unlike you I actually find multiple sources and coal they all women Because I use perplexity to do all my research

Yeah, and it footnotes everything that it tells me. When I come in before the show and you're like, what problem am I doing? Let me ask Chad GPT for a couple stats here. The Washington Post after the vice presidential debate, they got a bunch of people together who were undecided and whatever else to see if the vice presidential

debate made anybody change their minds. It turns out the vice presidential debate just kind of solidifies how people were already leaning. So out of the nine people who were leaning towards Harris, six of them said, now they're definitely Harris. Out of the 12 people who are leaning towards Trump, five of them says, now they're definitely Trump.

The only person who swapped was a per actually one person who was neutral went towards Harris and one person who originally said they were probably going to Harris actually went to probably going towards Trump. So that's a big... that's very big. One person. Okay, well... They're sending people door to door on the hopes of getting one person. I think they need more than one person. That's politics, man! Look, I understand that it all a little bit adds up, but at the end of the day the vice presidential debate is not a so you'd rather just

To see like a video or something no debates Don't ever put any fire to them because your side obviously you guys can't handle any Got put to anyone on that debate asking Tim. Why do you like all the China? Everybody's like oh wow that guy's a huge liar. I want in the middle of a debate, he goes, well we hacked your cell phone, can you explain these images or whatever? I want the gotcha moments. I need something bigger than you said you would. It's like Marvel brain shit.

Wait, wait, wait, the big criticism is he said he went to China during the what? The uh... Revolution. Democratic revolution. What was that? I don't know, the 70s? Yeah, that's a while back. He wasn't there, so it doesn't matter? I don't know, in the 70s? Yeah, that's a while back.

He wasn't there, so it doesn't matter. I don't think he was there! No, he said he wasn't there, he lied about it. And what was his original statement about? I was there, it was amazing, inspiring. I was there, it was amazing and inspiring. He's lied about everything. Well, his army service...

It's not like he's the first guy to exaggerate the truth You don't see any value in putting these fuckers in a hot seat for even a little bit. It wasn't even that hot Oh, you said you went to China. You didn't even go to China. It wasn't so hot. How come you're coping? Oh, you guys are coping so much. You called Hitler. You called Trump Hitler. Yeah, that was a gotcha I guess. I don't know man. I got nothing out of that. All right. Well, did you find that if you found it good fine? I think it was pointless and I waste everybody's time It's just two guys Bites in each other. They don't they don't say anything meaningful. I didn't learn any new policy positions I didn't they didn't dig in any of policies. They asked they asked the guy

It's like what are you gonna do to like get I thought you wanted gotchas you want policy positions go on Their website it's like insane the fucking the roads they go down where it's like what are you gonna do about school shootings? Yeah, what are you gonna do? JD Vance goes? Well? You know a lot of illegals are bringing in guns That's true a lot of legal yeah a lot of school shootings are being done with guns from the fucking cartel They're trying to distract me from the illegals All the trance kids are going on school shootings are getting their guns from the Mexicans now It's all an interweaving web of whatever the fuck you guys just can't take any sort of

Why are you talking about the cartels in relation to school shootings? You want a video that tells you why you should be glad you voted for Democrats and then the video ends and then you go back to buying toys No, I'm watching my video that tells me what you're gonna do The best thing Trump did was when he put out all those little videos being like and I'm gonna take all the homeless people I'm gonna put them in the desert and I'm like, this is great. Yeah some good ideas Trump has some good ideas putting all the homeless in a desert. I'm 100% debate though

What's the but what it was the point? I didn't get the point of a debate though. What's the point? I didn't get the point of the debate. Like your positions suck. No, mine are great. Yeah, but they don't actually talk about the positions at all. One guy goes, I want to get rid of all the Mexicans. The other guy goes, I also- The Haitians too.

Yeah, and the Haitians. Yeah. And the other guy goes, I'm friends of school shooters and I don't get anything out of it. I don't learn anything. That's a good deal. That's a lot. What do you mean you didn't learn anything? All right, I already knew that they wanted to get rid of all the Mexicans and the Haitians. I already knew that.

I mean this might surprise people, but you're probably above average Awareness? Awareness voter. You think most? Which is horrifying, but... Oh shut up. I mean it's... To think. I'm glad I'm glad the rest of America found out that the Republicans want to deport all the... Whatever. I'm not getting into it. So you just hate, yeah, the debate? I didn't... I thought it was... It did not. Watch what not?

I should watch what not. Watch people open packs of cards. I'm selling on there. I'm not opening anymore. Is that your problem? I'm saving a ton of money. Here's my problem Yeah rats rats See these fuckers Not lately you got a rat problem

Yeah in the house I Did how many what one rat or multiple rats? I don't know Vito. Okay. That's the thing. I don't know TV I first noticed it on my TV Stopped connecting to the wired internet. Oh No, that's odd Why is there because I'm living the wilderness, you know, right? I got coyotes. Yeah, I got squirrels rack Well, I was gonna bring that up that you're in kind of a more wild area and it's fun when it's wild area Right when there's big mountain lion footprints in the rain. Wow, that's nature. Look at that. That's shit's nature

Honey, look at this. Aren't you scared? Aren't you scared of where we live? Yeah No, you could be killed at any minute and any point fucking watch it But there's an ugly side of nature, too When the TV cable suddenly goes out and I said, that's odd, what's going on here? So I start poking around in the back, it seems connected. Behind the TV? Behind the TV, you know, going down through the wall.

I said, this is very peculiar. And I went to bed that night. In the middle of the night, I hear... Above me. I don't know. Through the ceiling. I was in bed that night, in the middle of the night, I hear, chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh-chh- Because there's always animals running around on the roof. Yeah. But that didn't sound like the roof. But if it's one floor above, that's the living room. That's my living room. And I said, what the hell was that? So I got the dog out.

And we went up. And she could tell something was wrong right away. She goes, what's this time? What's going on here? Turn the lights on, tracked it down. I said, what the hell's going on here, right? Yeah. All around, go back where I thought

the cable came out of the TV. What's going on here? And there as I travel, I go on the walls, I get to the sliding glass door, I see it, one little tiny piece of poop. And I thought, oh no. And the dog's coming with me sniffing. But the sliding glass door is not open is it

The sliding glass was open because there's a mesh there. Yeah, there's a mess. Okay, I get to the mesh screen I'm like well is the messes here? Yeah, they can't they can't get through that Oh to the mesh and I go to the bottom the dog finds They've chewed a little hole Fuckers They've chewed a little hole into the mesh. They said, you motherfuckers. You motherfuckers. They're smart. They finally got over on the trees, jumped onto the balcony. So the next day, it was, all right, all the trees are coming down.

Oh, yeah? Is that why you've been cutting down branches or what? Everything's cut down. And I go to the store and I stock up on mouse traps. Traps? Yeah. What kind of traps did you get? The old fashioned ones.

The snap? The snap shots? I can't do the, people are trying to tell me the sticky ones and I'm like, man, I'm not waking up to a fucking mouse glued to a piece of paper. That's not how I'm starting my day. Well, you want to wake up to one in a fucking guillotine? Yes dead I want it dead. I thought those things I thought those were unreliable is the problem I Baited them yeah, you baited him woke up the next day

I was like oh, I sure got a dead rat here, right? Right get the dog in the I don't want the dog out to get its get her nose chopped on right I go up All the traps have been Licked clean yeah, right sneakily licked clean okay Next night, I'm like alright. It's on now It's on now so I go back to show you a bigger traps alright here We go now and this time I put the little little you know the little spring right on the right on the edge Right on the right on the edge. Right on the edge.

Right on the edge. Hair trigger. I put it down, crack! Oh shit. I gotta do it again. Put it on the floor, do it again. Right? Next night, sleeping, and I hear, you know?

Yeah. I'm like, oh you fucker. I don't want to wake up all the way. I go back to sleep. Wake up the next day, and there is, I thought it was gonna be a cute little mouse. Yeah. Fucking rat. Must have been this big probably.

Shut up. No it's not that fucking big. Look, there's a level of hyperbole, I'll accept you, you're not gonna tell me a rat is fucking big. I haven't slept because of this motherfucking rat. Yeah. Knocked out, not even guillotine, not in the trap. He hit the trap, killed it. I don't know. Was it in the trap?

Was it's neck trapped? It was out of the trap. So it was out of the trap but it was dead. It was dead. Wacked unconscious. It hit him that hard. Okay, now I can't sleep, freaked out because there might be, I don't know if that was the only one.

Might have a family. Might have a family, so I got all the rat poison world, start throwing it on the roof, right? Okay. Throwing it anywhere the dog can't reach, throwing rat poison on the roof, throwing it all around everywhere And then I did that and my dad calls and he goes hey you got to get this stuff It's like it's not poison it makes them explode and it desiccates them What the fuck are you talking about makes rats explode? Don't call me with this fucking shit So he sends it to me and I'm like, motherfucker, it does make rats explode. What is it like, Alka-Seltzer fucking tablets or some shit?

What do you mean? Somehow they've got a messed up digestive tract because of their rats and it makes them explode. And then everyone else can eat it and they're fine. That's that thing with uh- And it is a desiccant that makes the body like dissolves it. Like you fuck- You fucking asshole. It dissolves them from the inside?

Yeah. So it cuts down their dead time. Like why already just put all the fucking rat poison all of- why do they still sell the other kind of rat poison? And there's a kind that just makes them explode! I want to meet the scientist who was sitting around he's like man I you know I know we can just poison these guys, but what if I could- I haven't slept. Rott them away from the inside. In a week. Yeah. An a half Cuz I'm in there all I'm there all night going And every time I hear a noise huh

There's noises all the time cuz it's out in nature Camera pointing at the traps you can like to check it from your bed, and I'll just check it all night I thought of that, but that'd be cool. You get like an alert I also don't want the infrared to scare away the rats if they can see it I don't know take it again. They don't like to be watched To see killed one rat so far Yeah, let's hope that that's all there is have you heard I'm getting nagged for patching the hole was it was it gnawing at? Your TV cords in the wall. That's what I'm thinking veto

How to get in the wall fucking going through the little cord hole You know because you can't have it. Why would it? Hang it does your dog they think it's funny To mess up your cords and make electricians come out yeah well opening up the wall would not be fun Is the TV working now it works on wireless so now everything's a little bit crappier. It was wired to the fucking satellite but now it's wireless and satellite and I know it's still fast enough but I can tell that it's not going as fast. A little bit of a lag going. Two rats for every person in New York City. How about that? And then I found that LA is the second radiest city in the US.

Really? We gotta get some Haitians in here to eat the...eat them. I don't think they And then I found that LA is the second radiest city in the US really We gotta get some Haitians in here to eat the eat them I don't think they probably probably do who knows get dressed them up dress up the do a big PSA ad campaign Hey Haitians rats are the same as cats. Well, you just convinced them that in America. It's like I yeah We all you know, everybody eats rats here Yeah, it's like Hardee's and Carl's jr. Our rats have little big tails and like skin tails Don't go to KFC cuz that's that's the premium rat you can just get it off the street. It's the same shit. Yeah, yeah, so Now I just feel like see you make a sound like a problem. They're gonna eat all the rats I'm all bored. I don't want to live. That's the solution. I want to be around anymore

I haven't seen a rat in a while. I don't even want to live here anymore. I don't want to be around anymore. I haven't seen a riot in a while. I didn't, cockroaches have been the big problem for me in California. Thank fucking Christ. I don't have a sewer. There you go. So you're actually pretty lucky there. Yeah.

Recently, I was in the bath, I was in the bathtub and I looked in the bathroom. The cockroach went, oh my God. Dude, it was a fat roach, probably about this big. And I was like, dude, I was like, well, the thing about one roach is like, shit, I don't even know. I think I threw out every touching it,

because even after you kill one, it can leave its eggs behind, like a million more. You can't step on it. You can't step on it. Even if you think about stepping on it its eggs are in your mind. Right and then I'm like why the fuck are there roaches and I took a walk around the block and I found there's a block of houses that had the fucking fumigation tent over it and went oh fuck it's scaring them all over to my side of this shit so now I'm really worried. Grads carry more than 60 diseases including obesity did you know that?

They carry obesity. They can infect you with an obesity. I don't think that. The hantavirus. I don't think that's correct. That's what I read. It's sourced. OK.

They have six to 12 pups. Pups? Yeah. I'll call them babies pups. What do you want to call them? Rats. Rat boys. Rat babies.

Rat midas. Food loss. You want calm little rats rat babies? Food loss they destroy 20% of the world's food supply anally Wow 20% of the world's food supply wait what they eat 20% of the world's destroy it cuz they touch it they get their fucking shit All over it. Well. Yeah, it's actually interesting the I mean a cleaning lady looked at me She's like mmm never been looked at like by a cleaning lady like that before Why do you think she knew you had rats? I told her about it. She's like I'm sure that she said what the cleaning lady. What did I tell you this story? Not uh well it's interesting the you know the history of humans relationship with animals is tied into rats You know the reason we kept cats around back in the day is because we'd have our grain stores

Yeah, yeah, look at all this grain. I got I love this grain and the rats were fucking it up I'd be making it gross and then a cat would fucking kill their ass. Oh, yeah, you're all right, buddy That's why we like cats in our lives. That's how women when they're way is with their taxoplasmosis The plague everyone knows that stupid piece of trivia. It's probably actually a thing that happened. Yeah, but saying it is so gross. What, that one of the plagues was rats? The bubonic saying out loud, the trivia piece,

it's just like so, it's just sickening to hear people say this like a stat that a thing that everyone knows wait What's that specifically I'm talking about rats and diseases and I'm talking about a thing that they are responsible for and I don't want to say it because I really Despise when people say some fact that everyone knows and everyone has heard Six million I think it makes more sense to just quickly gloss through it instead of making a big point out of how you don't want to say it. It doesn't.

It's always. You're saying because rats caused the plague. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I really wanted to be one of those guys like a pipe you know like a Not a pipe a flute you know and I take all the rats like a piper a flutter I've always thought about being a piper. I thought it'd be a good piper not a pied piper of Absler yeah, that's our flutter yeah, and I would pipe all the fucking guys out. Yeah, I'd pipe pipe them 25% of electrical fires in urban areas are by gnawing cables? That makes sense. That sounds right.

Oh man. Black, me and black people have a rad problem. You guys both have a problem. What the fuck? That's crazy. You gotta remember to replace the batteries in your rattle arm. Why don't you get that chirp?

Ah, yes. Uh, a bunch of other shit that I have. What about people who keep rats as pets and they think it's like... Why'd you get that chirp? Bunch of other shit that I have what about people who keep rats as pets and they think it's like I hate on hearing about it Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're actually really smart I know You're fucking real cool. You're very different. Yeah, the exotic pet guy. It was always girls actually would have the rats I feel now. I know a guy who's got like, guys have big birds. Really? Yeah.

That's becoming a thing or that's been a thing? I don't know, I feel like it's, well, sorry about that. I feel like as far as alternate pets go, like Snake Guy has earned acceptance. I think we're all cool with Snake Guy at this point. He's a little out there, it's a little much. I don't know, what do you mean cool? I was just like, if I met a guy and he's like, yeah, you know, here's my terrarium or whatever, I'd be like, I'm out.

We can still be friends. You wouldn't be friends with a snake guy? Stinks. Terrariums smell terrible. I don't know, you don't get to hang out in the snake room. He might take the snake out. He's gonna stink too. Like if you're hanging out playing a Nintendo, he might bring the snake out. Uh, I don't. Spinner and rat? Spinner and rat girl? I'm not playing Nintendo at someone's house. With a snake or at all.

What if he's got drugs? Huh, well, what are we talking about? Then we gotta completely change the scenario. Come on, what are you talking about here, buddy? Snake guy's got the drugs. Come on. 85% of respondents in New York are afraid of rats. What are you talking about here, buddy? Snake guy's got the drugs. Come on. There we go. Eighty-five percent of respondents in New York are afraid of rats. Wow.

Well... Climate change rats are responsible for. I bet you didn't know that. That would make sense, I guess. I don't know. Makes more sense than the other stupid shit they're saying about climate change. Well, I saw Majority Taylor Greene saying, of course they have weather machines. I'm like, who's they?

Weathermen. The weathermen. What didn't you hear Vance say answer climate change? Like hey, if even if you think it's if you're one of these dummies that believes in climate change, we still got to manufacture everything in the US. It's like What? We're saying smart shit now on TV? Are you really into manufacturing everything in the US? Are you serious? Of course. How? What do you mean? You want to bring back factories? To the factories here. Okay. Yeah. All these fucking morons could have jobs.

Making toasters and fridges. Making iPhones, whatever. Make it here. Yeah. Fuck China. Well, you know you- What the fuck are- What the- What kind of question is that? Of course! Well, you're gonna have to pay them.

Yeah. No shit. How much do you think this thing's gonna cost if we have to make it here? A lot. More than a thousand dollars? Yeah! Why do you think that? Why do you think Apple has so much cash as a company?

Cause they're pocketing the fucking most- they're charging the most they can charge for this piece of shit! Sure, I mean, I'm down for it I guess if the companies are willing to pay people, but it seems like they're not willing to pay anybody. What do you mean willing? 40 bucks an hour? Yeah. Versus the government paying them?

I mean, right now, we've basically in China, we've got slavery and it's working out pretty great for me. All that super killer stuff costs nothing to make. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting great deals. This should be the ad for Trump. I forgot to bring in the super killer yo-yo's those came out you talking about super killer merge this man is allegedly writing a comic book well I'm just get all my yo-yo is made in China and then you like spilling

a box of yo-yo in the office. Brought to you by real American patriots. My name is Trump and I approve this message. I say you're really on the side of the dock. I do agree on the dock workers though. Where everybody's trying to fuck them over, right? The dock worker strength. I almost brought that in, but I get too heated. What in what way?

What do you mean? Look, Vito, I get too heated. Okay. Oh, God forbid we mean? I can't look Vito. I get too heated Okay. Oh god forbid we have some passion and energy about a topic here on the internet I get too heated talking about it. Okay, but they want more money dick isn't that awful? They got it. Wait, did they get it? Did they make a deal? The the people with the money immediately caved. Oh, where when did that happen today yesterday? Oh like night. Cause they're asking for what? Like a 77% increase.

It was pretty significant. I don't know, 60 versus like 50 or something. Yeah, I think they were debating. Okay, great. Well, that, hey, that worked out for them, huh? A lot of people really thought they should all get fired though. Yeah, well.

And replace with robots. Those people should get fired in the head. A lot of people are saying, well, why don't we just automate all of this take away? I love this automation your problem I'm getting heated Well, I mean I just hear these people saying on the internet, you know Why don't we just automate all these dock workers and then they can just get jobs doing something else, right? I

feel like a Pedophile at a Little League game right now you got me so heated. I just want to know what is your your perspective was interesting. What's your problem? I just really quick your perspective. No no no. Alright you don't want to talk about dock workers? I mean it's not to show. Is you want to bring bring in dock workers? I kind of do want to bring in dock workers. But I already did my problem. I can't do two problems because I had a different problem prepared. All right, we won't talk about it. We'll bring it in next time. My problem

Dick, as we talked about before the show a little bit is I've set up an exciting new opportunity for fans of the show to interact with their fellow fans in a live entertainment environment. It's the biggest problem 24-7 livestream, which will broadcast old episodes of the show. They feel fresh again,

because you're watching them live. And you're going to eventually put all of them on, right? Yeah, I'll put them all up there. What do you think the timeline on that is? A couple weeks, I don't know. Couple weeks to get all those out? What do you got to guy. I got to trim the intros off all of them Oh Probably like a week why that's like a commercial. That's what I thought but really

Much I could I could instead of having those intros perhaps there could be some sort of interstitials like little videos I don't know. It sounds like a lot of work. Just throw them up. I'm throw I can okay I'll throw them all up and then I will slowly replace Yeah, yeah, there you go. Now you're thinking yeah. Well, yeah, okay There's been some technical issues behind the scenes that I'm working out But I will have every episode up there One thing would be great if people in the comments of this video There's a raging debate about whether they should be played in order or played at random. I think it random

No in order. I mean you're waiting this because then you're watching an episode. You're like, oh, yeah I remember when I started this and it's like Like if you're at it like you're watching old reruns and it's like to be continued and then another fucking episode comes on That's not related. Okay fucking annoying That would be it was a very close poll when I put it up before you know this should be the problem is Something simple that just gets fucking revision to death for no reason is kind of that is kind of the problem The problem I had is people complaining about free entertainment Yeah, okay, yeah, I've set up a thing that I'm just like listen guys. I didn't put a lot of thought in this I had is people complaining about free entertainment. Yeah. OK?

Yeah. Because I've set up a thing that I'm just like, listen, guys, I didn't put a lot of thought into this. I just saw that other channels with podcasts are going, why don't we just play our old content on a loop? Everyone can hang out in the chat. Honestly, it's fun to watch it all. If you're just listening to an old episode by yourself,

it's kind of, it's like whatever. But if you're watching it along with other people, it's like, oh, this is kind of fun. We can talk about it. Yeah, I hated it at first. But then I went in there, and people were talking, and I got of fun. We can talk about it Yeah, I hated it at first But then I went in there and people were talking and I got sucked in They're going oh, I remember this and this was kind of cool. It's just kind of a cool thing Yeah, the second I put it up two seconds after I put it up Yeah, people are in the chat room going what the fuck is this shit, right?

Why did veto do this horrible thing? Shit right why did veto do this horrible thing? Setting up a 24-7 live stream of old episodes what an asshole the complaints I got is your fucking complaining about complainers you of all people the fucking most complaining We live in an era of so much free Entertainment that you can watch as many movies TV shows radio shows play as many video games as you want and yet for some reason There will always be someone to go you know the other day I logged on to you know that website that gives me access to any movie I want and I had to watch like a three second ad before watching any movie in the history of the fucking

Pirated websites yeah sure that's not free entertainment Sure it is stealing okay, that's you stealing entertainment. Well it kinda is, whatever, sure. It is stealing. But regardless, you go, oh I loaded up an emulator and it frame skipped. More stealing. Okay. I was playing Final Fantasy

and the color palette is wrong on boss number four. So you got picked on, so it's a global problem. I got Vito is grifting this live thing. This is a grift for some reason. It is. It has the stink of one of your grifts. What is the grift? Look, I got to pay the service that streams the videos.

So yeah, I put ads every 30 minutes. And most people have YouTube premiums, so they don't see those ads anyway. Wait, so you got gonna pay for that? Yeah, I'm paying a site to host all the videos and stream them. That way I don't have to use my bandwidth. I think it's better, actually. My bandwidth? What do you mean, from your home? Yeah, I don't want to be uploading. I don't want to be streaming 24-7 for my animals.

Oh, I see. Yeah, I'd rather have a server handle it. Then they said Vito is trying to trick people into leaving super chats Are you know that's now that's a good idea that would be okay that I'm into I saw that some people were initially Confused and started super chatting so I do that. I we are reading them. Well, we will read the ones that were left I'm not gonna not read them. Okay, but I did pin a thing to say guys. This is not live Why would you pin don't super chat? Why would you pin something that why would you say don't send this money? I'm just I didn't say don't super chat

I said your super chats may not be seen by the people who gives a shit Well, I hope everybody in the fucking complaining about it is going, oh my God, what if people super chat? They might give you two dollars. Why do you let these people get in your head? Who gives a fuck? Because this is the people who listen to this show. All they do is fucking complain every two seconds.

Just ignore it. I do. I go, this might be fun. This would be fun. It's like a live chat room that fans of the show could just hang out and episodes playing and just in there talking. It's actually kind of cool. And instead I get a guy, one guy goes,

you know, I really like the show, but if my feed's gonna be cluttered up with a live stream, I just don't think I can be subscribed to the channel anymore. As in, you know what, good, unsubscribe from your favorite podcast because when you log onto YouTube, your precious fucking feed. Yeah, I can see that though.

Who gives a shit scroll past it? You spend the whole day scrolling past content you don't like. Yeah but then it's like when the regular show comes on then maybe you think it's the live one you don't know. I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out. And here's what it is. I'm just saying. It's not even actual complaints it's people who our first instinct of being on the internet is anytime there's something new,

our first instinct is like, oh, why don't I like this? I gotta figure out why I don't like this. Well, because it's cluttering up my interface. Oh, it's cluttering up my feed. It's cluttering up my YouTube interface. That's the most important. And this is a thing that has always been very important to me, my YouTube interface when I log in.

I can't imagine that it is. I can't imagine, oh my God. I didn't like when Coldplay's free album showed up and they were shocked that everyone hated that. You know what? That is a good argument. When U2 put the U2 album on everyone's thing. That made up space on your device. Oh yeah, U2. Oh yeah. This is really munching through the gigs. A lot of people didn't want the U2 album. That was forced on them. I didn't want to think about those guys. That was a little weird. It was a little weird I hate them And then of course Vito is too lazy to chop off the bumpers when I'm literally just Testing out the fucking thing to make sure it works. Can you give me a sec?

I can't click a button and have 160 videos Re-encode themselves with a missing fucking intro. Yeah, cutting up videos is hard. It is a little bit of a process Okay, it takes more than two seconds to do it. I have to do it individually for each video. It's not an MP3. No, it's not a fucking MP3 where I can just chop it up. Alright, I may have found a program that is able to re-encode things quicker, but I have to test it out. Regardless, a new exciting fun thing is here!

Fuck you, this sucks! Why are you giving me more ways to interact with this show? Yeah, but you're encouraging it. Good. I- yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but you're encouraging it. Good. I- yeah, oh. Well, you are! The audience has these encouraged to be negative on this show. Just ignore it! So they want to be negative, who cares?

Oh yeah, good, I am ignoring it. No, you're not though, you're all fucking freaked out and now you're editing videos and you didn't upload all the videos, like it clearly got in your head. Well, I got- I- I- I- Alright, alright. I- I am figuring out, I want to make it- And now you're like doing Pinned things to not super chat the shit you see they talk you into the reddit people have talked you into

Calling them the reddit people you just hate that the reddit people like me, okay But the reddit people are part of the show as well. They're not a separate group. I want you to make money though They're ready to make money. They do not know No. Everybody on the Biggest Problem Reddit board, we love you and support you. Kill yourselves. How do we feel about the Facebook group? And delete your Reddit Facebook group is pretty good. Just Reddit.

It encourages mental illness. There's a lot of people with a bias against the Reddit people. I think the Reddit people are great. No, Reddit in general. I know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. A lot of people look down on Reddit commentaries.

Because they write these novels. Nowhere else in life would writing this Retarded novel be seen as anything other but sick and weird you know, but they do it on reddit and then if people one guy will up dude it and then they'll like May I touch your cock and respect your cock like what the fuck's going on? Well, already has not yet responded to the 24 77 livestream. Most people seem to be enjoying it. They understand what we're trying to do. It's a lot of fun.

It's not a big deal. It's just a thing that runs. And if you wanna pop in and talk about the show and watch an episode, you can. And if you wanna leave it running all night while you're asleep so ads play and we get free money, that is also encouraged, but not necessarily. There are literally a billion ASMR channels

that are just 24-7 of a woman going, eh, listen to me, open some chips, eh, just making fucking noises. They sound like that? Complain about that, I don't fucking know. Yeah, but- Complain about anything else. It's just like- It's a rebroadcast of the podcast you already like.

Yeah, but it's like just you doing it, it feels like one of your scams. That's the problem. What do you mean one of my scams? Name my scams. Like Yo-Yos. Name my top three scams. The Yo-Yos aren't a scam.

Yo-Yos, lunchboxes, pods. That's all the same scam. That's all one scam. Those are not all three individual scams. Making a Christmas song. You're fucking the Vitozine? Vito Power magazine? I talked to Mr. Girl. Vitozine is definitely happening.

It's just all these like scams that you're always doing. The world needs Vitozine and the world needs whatnot.com slash invite slash Vito comedy. Selling booster packs cards. Yeah, loosey. Loose packs. We're having a lot of fun. Doelling booster packs, yeah. Loose packs.

We're having a lot of fun. Do you do a thing where you just sell a card with face down and then you're like, okay, 20 bucks. And you're like, all right, flip it over. Ah, it's an energy card. I have made a poll box. So that is a selection of cards. You tell me, oh, I want the third card from the back.

And then we flip it over. You might win a booster box. You belong in a factory. You might get a bulk career. belong in a factory you might get Manufacturing back here and you got to go back to the fucking factory all of you motherfuckers I wrote Trump was first when Trump was first running that was when I was still working for the board game company I was like, oh, that's good. That'd put us out of business on that China many failure Actually ended up the tariffs didn't end up going up a lot for that stuff though. There's a lot for them

Yeah, I don't know. I guess I wasn't part of the financial I actually ended up the tariffs didn't end up going up a lot for that stuff though. There's a lot for them. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I wasn't part of the financial but All I know is I'm getting a lot of stuff made from China, and it's all great all good stuff All right, and guys check out the new live stream, and if you complain about it Just complain non-stop. Yeah fine do whatever you want. I mean Oh my god, I can't believe there's a free thing I can just ignore

I have to be upset about it for some reason like this is like this is not normal behavior Why like you don't constantly complain about? Free shit all the time. It's a bad I bet your last week is a complaint about something free I bet in the top five of your tweets There's a complaint about something let's now. Let's take a look. What do you want to bet? I mean, you probably got a point. Let's find out.

It's some kind of Veto comedy. It's a sickness. It's a modern sickness. This is all we have left. Why is it a sickness though? It's fun to complain about shit. Because it's like we got nothing to talk about other than complain about complete bullshit. So what?

You watch a trailer for a movie, that's free. You're like, ah, movie sucks. Fuck that. No, the movie's not free. I got to buy a ticket. But the trailer's free. If you're worried about censorship in video games, one of your enemies is the ESRB.

Free service, the rates games you're complaining about. Not a free service at all. I do actually wonder how necessary dentists are, you're saying? The whole concept of a routine cleaning seems like something you can just handle at home. That's a joke, obviously, that you're making. That's free, by the way. You you got dental insurance so you go get a free

cleaning I could go get a free well it's not free for the insurance company okay whatever sure I'm saying somebody's paying somebody in the system is anybody hanging around LA Comic Con tomorrow Twitter downgrades tweets containing words localizers ruin I don't know. All right, you see that bitch complain. You see they're all complaining about localizers. Yeah, fuck localizers Rice putting oh, yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that problem next week some localizers doing good work You like poke as I pointed out they're like, oh Pokemon was ruined by her localize. I'm like localizers named all the Pokemon Yeah, but in the original one, Professor Oak's name was Professor Fuck Women. Yeah, that's true.

We lost that. We lost that. And Charmander was called Super Cool Fire Guy. All right, my problem is shoulder pain. It's like finger pain. Maybe you can alleviate. Yeah, I was going to say you can use your fingers to alleviate your shoulder pain I can't because I can't reach that's the worst part of what you get shoulder pain from you lifting

I don't know. I think it I don't know. It's probably using my phone too much Mmm, you ever your shoulders ever hurt so much where you're just like I can't even jack off. I don't even care It just hurts to know I can't even jack off. I don't even care. It just hurts to know Sucks I've had you know you've beat off so many times that your dicks raw and you're like I gotta put a rest of that But this is not that this is not a different problem. This is shoulder pain. Yeah But you've had that you've had red dick sure everyone has had red veto come on I'm saying that's worse than shoulder pain. No, it's not.

No, it's not. It's absolutely worse than shoulder pain. Because you can put your dick back in your pants. Can you? Yep. I don't have an instinctual desire to rub my shoulders all day long. You can't do anything with your shoulders.

You're walking around like Mr. Burns. Yeah. You can't even. If someone were to attack you, if your wife were to attack you, you wouldn't be able to. I feel like I have a problem that immediately goes to, what if you were attacked?

If you were attacked, if you were at a school, a trans shooter came in, how are you even, how are you gonna get the drop on him? You couldn't get the drop on him. You'd have to spear him with your, like a helmet with your head. Sure, in a self-defense situation. Let me see here, I've got some stats.

Uh... Stats me up. Let's see. Uh, 62 new cases per thousand of shoulder pain every year. And there's.17 new cases of AIDS. So it's way worse of a problem than AIDS. 67 cases. Of shoulder pain.

Reported to a doctor? Just reported. I don't know. You bring in these stats and I have no fucking idea what they are! 67 cases of shoulder pain reported to a doctor just reported I don't know you bring in these stats, and I have no It's not like a the nation's wives didn't get together a compile of stats People who go to the doctor 67 of them will say they have shoulder pain 62 new cases per thousand people. Okay. Shoulder pain. That's a lot of people.

AIDS. 0.17. Practically non-existent. Have you ever complained to the doctor about shoulder pain? All the time. I haven't. I haven't felt this. I went to the massager today. I'm like, you know, I said circle on the thing and I said circle it ten times. If you do anything but this shoulder, I will fucking call INS

and say that you try to jack me off in here don't you fuck don't fuck with me I'm only here for this I want you to fuck with my ankles or my toes or whatever you want to do or my hands this was a medical professional doing this who was doing this some massager just a massage guy lady how often you get a massage once every I don't know three years I should do it more because it's Massage guy lady. How often do you get a massage? Once every I don't know three years. I should do it more because it's fucking killing me I can't even lift this paper. Look I could barely lift this paper my shoulder pain is so intense. Okay look I don't know about a this is crazy. I can't fold laundry This is like trotting out like a war veteran right now. Oh, vote for the troops.

62 cases. Look at how hard my shoulder is. 62 of shoulder pain, 4.2 of domestic violence. So it's a way bigger problem than AIDS and domestic violence put together. No, no people go to the doctor. Don't tell them I'm suffering from domestic violence. Women report a higher prevalence of shoulder pain. Yeah, right. Why? Yeah, right. Maybe they do. Yeah, no. They're doing, they're putting the dishes away. From eating all the time. Exactly. Shovelling and bond bonds. Oh, my fucking shoulders killing me. They're aggressive with the credit card swiping. Uh, shoulder pain generally increases with age past 50.

Oh, uh oh. You always do these fucking stupid medical, getting older sucks. It's not getting older! Part of your body hurts more. Everybody has shoulder pain. Everybody, and then when you get it, you can't get rid of it because you can't reach your own fucking back,

and nobody's wife in the entire world has ever tried to give them a massage That was any good and get rid of it They just sit there incompetently and poke with their skeleton fingers until you yell at them And then that's that's that's the end how many problems are just gonna be dick master sin is getting older and sadder I have had your arthritis fingers. I already brought finger pain. I already brought finger pain. Shoulder pain is estimated to be between... When you go to the diner for the early bird and they say they're out of canned peaches. That's the worst thing in the world.

18 to 26 percent of people have shoulder pain. The Meals on Wheels lady says she'll come at one, but she doesn't come until 115. That's one in five. One in four to five. Alright, grandpa Masterson. There you go. Shoulder pain. Shoulder pain. Can significantly impact your daily life. Wow.

You can't get it. Look at this. 50% of people with shoulder pain are going to be, are symptomatic for a year and a half. Wow. You have shoulder pain for a year and a half. Wow. Alright, that's my problem. Do you have any more? When the tennis ball on your walker,

the dog takes it and then the walker squeaks when you're trying to go. Hoo boy. Oh. Whatever pain these jokes are giving me is worse than shoulder pain. I'll tell you that. Guys, don't forget to vote on the problems,

the biggest problem of that show. Don't forget the newest bonus episode, Biggest Problem in Endings, is available at patreon.com slash biggest problem. We'll have to start thinking of a new bonus episode for this month. I had a couple ideas. Oh yeah?

Yeah. What are they? Well, we have talked about a video game challenge. We also do- What episode is this? Sorry. 168. We also owe people the treatments the biggest problem TV treatments

Yeah, we got to figure out how to do that We should do I was thinking we could maybe this is a pitch biggest problem in projects where we bring in past and future Projects that we have to bring in people to make fun of it. Yeah, can't just read it We got to bring in somebody who knows Funny why do you think it's a funny because you don't? Well, we'll see. We need somebody to... Jesus Christ, I just cleaned up some of the fucking language or whatever.

That's why I'd like somebody to come in and give their perspective on it. Okay, why don't you have a professional TV, whatever guy... No, no, no, no, like comedians. Comedians, okay, to go how... Maybe Josh can come in. it went from funny to not funny I just want to give their boys in the well though cuz you're gonna tell them okay?

Whomever uses the one veto made so what's really shit on it? Let's really show the one veto made guys Who made which one it doesn't matter who made which one just is it it's not that bad all right here's It was bad. You can just. We wouldn't got a call back. Oh Shut up Then why'd you let me send it out? You could have said no, I don't want to send that out I don't argue if it goes if an argument goes more than two things There was no argument there was a it was like, take that out. Just send what Randy said.

No, I think that just send what Randy said. No, I think that... All right, I'm out. I don't remember that at all. You are completely inventing this. No, I can get proof of that. There was a part where you said, just send what Randy said. Just send it like this. Here it is. Here's the doc. Oh, I went ahead and rewrote it. Why? Because parts of it were like, not fleshed out. They need like a little more explanation. Yeah

Okay, whatever. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see we got to bring in somebody to be a tiebreaker Fair enough. All right I won't apologize got to the super chat Vito and Vito you don't understand Blade Runner dick understands it perfectly I was wrong. Dick is right. What super chats? He's talking about Blade Runner. What's more Blade Runner complaints? Vito, in your own words, without googling anything, please tell me why you think cheddar cheese is more unhealthy for you than mozzarella cheese. Do you think that? I think I said all cheese is equally bad.

Equally bad? Okay. Well, they said that mozzarella was healthier because of a lack of salt or something. Yeah. But that's something somebody else said. You gotcha. Okay, well, when somebody sends it, so when somebody says, hey, Vito, here's a thing.

Not yet. Oh my God, why is it all Blade Runner shit? Who cares? Okay, well when somebody sends it so when somebody says hey, here's a thing yeah The oh my god, why is it? Blade Runner shit who cares super kill is gonna I just thought the Blade Runner was a little more interesting than all the robots can't feel stuff for people You thought there's more. I think there is I think there is more interesting than that? I think there is more. What is more interesting than that? If consciousness is- Like anything. If robots can have consciousness. Empathy? Consciousness.

But that's like every fucking Android story. Which one, when was the first one do you think? When was the first Android story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably some Asimov type stuff, what do you mean? Like the first one that really grabbed people and like, oh yeah, that's interesting. It wasn't Blade Runner. Asimov was doing the fucking robots people type shit before that.

Which film was his? Asimov? Well, it was iRobot with Will Smith, of course. And that was out? I'm pretty sure there were some Asimov productions before that. I don't remember which ones. Hey Dick, Dick, Frank, fuck! Good work. He tried it again. He got it out, yeah. Asimov productions before that I don't remember which ones. Hey dick Fuck Good work. He tried it again. He got it out. Yeah. Hey dick digitally sucking mr. B's dick ain't gonna lead to a fucking mr. B steal for you Tried it again. That wasn't good enough. No, let's see it again. Let's hear a third try a third try

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mush mouth hey dick did fully sucking mr. beef dick ain't gonna leave you a fucking endorsement deal for you got it you need more emphasis on the you for you which one either one two or three in the chat they're all pretty bad one I'm a one ah here we go hey guys the biggest problem in the chat. Yeah, they're all pretty bad. I'll go with one. I'm a one. Ah Here we go. Hey guys, the biggest problem in the universe is shitty retirement gifts It's such a big problem that I don't even think I really need to elaborate. So go fuck yourselves I'm glad the show's not over even if you're just doing it for the fans in square. Love you guys. No homo But it is homo when you know saying no homo is homo What's the good kind of homo? What is homo when you know saying no homo is homo it's the good kind of homo what is retirement gifts he's talking about I might have

been a reference to the show ending but I'm not sure oh okay hey normally I call me the shitty messenger trying to be funny for the show so just for veto veto here's a tip get a pair of Adidas Ultra boost not the newest ones but like they have like 1.0s and shit like that that they sell go buy those and fucking lace them up You'll realize you don't really need laces You just not a mop at the end and then they're like loafers This is what bonders slip off and they're like the most comfortable shit. Okay, this ain't for the show. This is just beat up What do you mean? It's not a show?

What does that mean? Well, I mean, you know. It's not a private voice mail. Shut up, this is only for me. You're not leaving, you're not leaving. That's what we've been coming. All right. Thank you.

That is only for me. Stop commenting on it. This guy has more about your feet. Vito, yes, you do have fat feet. I lost 100 pounds and my shoe size went down 1.5. No. No. You. No, no. You do have fat feet, you weight. I've had the exact same shoe size my whole life.

And I weighed 100 pounds less at one point. Maybe that's why your shoelaces are busting out now. I have huge fucking feet. I'm size 13. Yeah, a lot of people have 13 shoes their shoelaces aren't, you know, having any problems. I think they might. Maybe, maybe.

This to this is not like catastrophic. It's more lace, it's more lace per man. Nah, not really, it's like a little bit like this. Something else is going on with those laces. It's that gay bow, you know? When have you ever said, oh I need a bow on my clothing, you know? If I'm wrapping like ham or something, it's bursting out. You ever see a guy tie like a big fanciful bow?

Yeah, it looks cool. No, no. Get like a tuxedo. Why don't they have neckties for shoes? That would be cool. Neckties for shoes? Yeah, if each shoe had a little necktie that you can tighten. Like a gayer bow?

No, a necktie is cool. A bow is gay. Like a tie that hangs down?, a necktie is cool. A bow is gay. Like a necktie that hangs down? I'm trademarking this right now. Shoe-b- shoe-shoe-ties. I guess they already have that, right? Yeah. Oh, like a necktie.

Yeah. Oof, leave that one in the writer's room. I don't know, man. It could be cool. That's like a groaner. They go around. Alright, next one. Alright comedy, writer's room master sin. A shoe tie, a tie and a shoe. All the writer's rooms you've been in.

Oh boy. That UCB, oh good, you have a real good sketch. That treatment really got to you, huh? I'm not exactly in a perfect situation right now. But I have a man who is force situation right now. Got it. But I have a man who is force feeding me peas from a can. And I realized just now, as I was drinking Jäger all night, that they came from a pun. What?

You had a whole chance to be my cat and do a Haitian joke and you didn't do it? You had one pun at the beginning and then just thought the pun will come to me in the middle? Well, it didn't. Sorry. All right. Guys, don't forget, vote on all the problems. The biggest problem of that show, bethron.com slash biggest problem.

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When I hear it, I hate it, so I don't do it. Just do it. It's, you just gloss through it. Who cares? You know I'm trying to get sponsors for the show and you know we're gonna have to put their plug in that section. So get excited about it. Yeah, you get paid for that.

You get paid for all this! all this I'm promoting our own Isn't the fucking thing on the screen all the time? I don't need to plug my own show This is uh, you know what probably need to vote up fucking fear of self-promotion. You're one of these people It's just fucking annoying to me. All right, I don't care if you do it Well, here's all the Super Chats collected from our 24-7 livestream, which people thought apparently was a show. You gotta take the pin down if you're gonna read them.

Okay, I'll take the pin down. Just to let you guys know, we do appreciate your Super Chats. So I guess if you leave Super Chats during the, you know, we'll read them on the show. We'll see. Here's what people have been saying during the 24-7 live experience. Fast Fat Guy for five says, just got home from work. So happy to see you too from Massachusetts

PS be a pirate the whole episode. Yeah, what an idea ditch mon for two. Look at these and no Fast-fat little races in there. You can't say The word he said n-word But if I say that it's gonna sound like I'm glossing over how he's okay. He says look at these n-words That's the way you do it. That of course is our reference to a dire straits that we were talking about Get that one. That was pretty good Fastback I for two says super chat reruns for another two. He says super chat reruns Thank you brother to he says super chat re uploads veto's cat and then puts a bunch of cat emojis.

For two, he says, Vito's a cop and Dick is an alcoholism. I love them. Cool for two says, thank you to the 24 seven chat for not killing yourselves. Peter R for a huge $20. Wow. Says, the lamest and not true thing Noel keeps saying is you are not funny on your Kill Stream Hall of Fame roast.

As I recall, Noel had zero jokes prepared and was boring. He'll say he didn't care, but that's BS and he knows it. Oh yeah. Noel's giving you shit for your appearance on the roast. Ralph, for some reason put, This is a while ago. Yeah, after people were done roasting me, he took callers and did a show

and then told me to do my jokes. And I was like, well, I'm shit face now. And the energy is like gone. He didn't do it on purpose. He just trying to stretch it out. I thought it would take a lot longer. It's not normal to have an internet call in roast show. So it's kind of a new format regardless. I think it would have been funny if it was just like normal. Yeah. People see those roasts and they don't realize like how much material goes in that they cut out. Yeah.

Oh, those things are chopped down like hell. The ones you see on like Comedy Central. Yeah. I don't think it was... They cut the shit out of those. I think the jokes were funny. I don't think they went over very well, but I don't care. I don't know why no one cares.

Well, I've never seen it and I don't even know if there's even an archive of it. Jarvo for five puts a squirrel emoji We love it. Mr. Killjoy for two if you use the brave browser, it's get well I'm not gonna tell you how to skip ads you idiots. Wait, why? Oh, because we don't get paid for that Use brave. Yeah, see whatever you want. Use brave Jarvo puts a What it is that? Is that a dog? Waving it's a Shibu enu. Yeah, it's one of those cute dogs.

My buddy's got one of those. Baldmax for a big 20 says, awesome show, gentlemen. Pete's on me. I'm a first time viewer and I love the chemistry. I think he thought it was live, but we did see that. Thank you, Baldmax. Sudio, Jarzee for two. What do you guys think of Elliot Roger?

I'm sad that, who's the guy who got banned? Who was good? Mumpky Jones. I I loved Mumkey's videos. Chris Primer five, smoke weed every day. Nuclear Jones for two. What's going on? Is this live test? Yup.

Cyclops for five, Dominion systems were created by dictators to get reelected. The systems hooked up to the internet, hundreds of extra ballots to non-residents servers in Belarus. Reading the old super chats kind of wrecks the... I mean, I guess if they're not... I mean, it's like we're just digging up old shit.

Yeah, all right, I guess I can just find... This is worse than normal reading Super Chats. If we read them at the end, maybe, but... How about I'll only read the ones that are big? Captain Boomies for 20 said, if I send Vito a pirate outfit, how much super chat booty for him to wear it I'll wear a pirate outfit if you guys send it in yeah, you know you gotta pay if you pay for veto's booty I should have like a shme fucking outfit to go to your captain hook thing. That's too much. That's too Keno casino

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Just don't read them! Like this is a- I try not to read this shit! You said to read them! Go to the episode today's Super Chats and read them like normal! Fuck! This is the stupid live chat thing!

That's what I was trying to do! This fucking live stream thing always has to be a problem! Just ignore it, put it up, fine, forget it, it's done! But it has to be, oh. Just ignore it. Put it up fine. Forget it. It's done But it has to be oh my god. I'm getting all this criticism. Oh, I don't know what to do the fucking new super chats Just ignore it We love Vito Cardinal Cardinal Cole Marklin. Thank you for not killing yourself. Shit lips for five Tony from Hack the Movies head is the size and shape of a small school bus. Cooper 50

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to read you can fiddle around fuck around on your fucking phone it would take two seconds to do it I didn't know it wasn't gonna work can you count to two tell me when you think two seconds is past right I won't link a stream fuck where are we at let's see I just thought it would take two seconds in a button I just didn't know you can't count in your head when two seconds is elapsed Oh, whatever. It's not a big a deal. What where are we at? We're right here Is that a quick sell for two more veto stingers happy october thing is? Austin Dix for two I take back my veto reparations. Okay, God puzzle to veto that hat is killer great series I've had this for like 20 years. So I haven't sucked his vibes is that hat sucks Tekken is better

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I got some. You remember? I wanted to do a Billy Joel Jacob bucking it well speaking of songs are we gonna do make some songs happen? Yeah, did you get my email? I don't get a lot of emails from you. I which one we mean you get what is this? fucking retarded We literally do a weekly podcast and I send you one, maybe two emails going, hey, here's something we could do for the show. And you make it sound like I'm just ruining your life with constant attempts to better the show

and come up with bits. It's because I tried to call you today, isn't it? Twice. You called me twice, I hit no, and then five minutes five minutes later. Yeah, cause I know you're there hitting no. Why are you hitting no? Just pick it up. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr not frivolous. You're literally describing picking up shit at a CVS as though it's not frivolous. I just needed a quick answer and rather than do a text like Hey, you know what I'm doing? Yeah, I just wanted to go hey, here's what I'm doing. Here's the plan Can you think of anything we might need for that? You hit that little button and then you say that and it gets turned into words And then that gets sent. Just pick up the fucking phone. No, it takes two seconds now it no now. It's a thing now

It's like if I know it's my CV. I'm like if I hang up is he gonna keep fucking calling until I pick up Okay, but then I send you text, and you don't respond to the text, and then I go well. What does that mean? You're here You said I want to make funny songs and so I send you a text I go here's an idea I had for a funny song. And you don't respond. So then I go, well, does that mean he hates the idea or he likes it?

I don't know. And then I send you an email where I go, well, this is what I think the funny song would sound like. And you go, oh, I don't read your emails. And then I go, don't tell me, hey, I got this idea for a thing we can do and then when I try to execute on it you go Well, I'm not gonna read your email. I'm not gonna read your text. I'm not gonna read your emails. I'm not gonna answer your phone calls We can work on it

This that's me working on it me working on it is trying to message you about the thing Yeah, okay, I mean, yeah. I'll get to it. I'll get to responding to the tags. Just, okay, but if I call you, just be like, hey, I might- I'm not picking up the fucking phone! Because I'm making dinner! I'm doing other shit! So text back, I'll call you back! Here's a blanket fuck off- if I don't pick up the phone, fuck off!

That goes for everybody! If I don't pick up the phone fuck off that goes for everybody if I don't pick up the fucking phone I'm busy doing other shit. I don't have time to call you back. Oh, I heard you. Oh my god I'm so excited that you called let me let me let me just finish up something I'll call you back real quick and we can talk about it. We're literally planning various creative endeavors a Communication would help facilitate the ideas that we have and be like, oh, that would be cool. Let's do that. We talked about, hey, get a pass.

Okay, I filled out your pass. Did you get the pass? Yeah, I got the pass. You wanna talk about it at the shop? And then I might call you and say, I'm picking up supplies. Can you think of anything we need? And you go, oh, oh, a phone call.

No, I just hit. Oh my God. No, Evita, no, I'm busy. I got no I'm busy doing stuff no So I'm out here being proactive getting things. What are you getting at the store? That's so fucking important that I need to know about right now Because you might have like you'd be like oh hey it would really help if you got like some note cards if you got some Sharpie, I don't fucking know fucking team effort going to Target I just finding out what's the plan, remember when we went to Netflix? Yeah, you want to go to Netflix tomorrow?

Uh, yeah, okay. Okay, and then we had to get, we had to get signs, we had to get sticks. We got it on the way there. Okay, well it would be better if we have a thing we might be doing this weekend. Do you fucking see what's going on? Do you fucking see this neurotic planning? Do you fucking see this this neurotic planning? It's not neurotic if you would if I had said hey, we're gonna be a Netflix I'll just pick up the stuff the day before and let me call you and you can have said yeah

It would be good. No, I don't want to go endlessly go over the all possible permutations It's not what this is. Well, what is this gonna be then? Oh, well, I think we should do it this way Yeah, okay. Let's just go get in the car and go to the store and figure it out then. It'll take ten minutes. You make this sound way more complicated than it is. I value my time more than this. More than these endless conversations about what maybe could be. It's not an end- Vito, last time I picked up the phone with you, you told me a sketch. An entire comedy sketch. Yeah, that was an idea for the show. I gotta pitch the sketch. How would that be a sketch, an entire comedy sketch. Yeah, that was an idea for the show.

I gotta pitch the sketch. How would that be a sketch? What do you mean? How would that be a sketch on the show? Street Spooks? Yes, you said, I got this bit and I said, uh, okay, I don't need to hear it. And then you went through the entire sketch

where guys were pitching a show called Street Street Spooks and arguing with executives about whether or not it was racist. Yeah, and we got to the end of that I said I What the fuck did I just listen to? Oh if you'd said like this is like a fucking Alzheimer's patient called me. That's a good sketch We should film that then all right. How the fuck would we why would we film that? Where would we what do we do with it? We put it on put it on YouTube. We're hiring executives and and renting a pretend TV room to film a fucking we could green screen a fucking Conference room we've got to get any conference room the last time that we had a sketch We could do I wrote the script the Blade Runner thing. I don't want to say well. I said it to you

Yeah, and what did you say I? Disagreed with it. Okay, so there you go. That's the process but we can do other no need to repeat that Okay at this point I accepted I should just if you have a thing I should just film it on no question I don't care. It's fine But now you see why I'm not gonna pick up the phone every time like oh, yeah. Okay. All right And then what? Yeah, I think right now look what the show is growing growing obviously. We're in a very unique position with a very Dedicated audience that loves our comedy stylings. They love the interplay we have uh-huh, and I think it would be fun

We're gonna where I think this weekend. We're gonna try and film some stuff you've talked great You've talked about wanting to do music Yeah, we can meet and do some songs. Maybe we could do some sketch comedy. I know in the past. That's never going to happen. It could happen. I'm not doing it.

It's way too much work. You put sketches on. I mean, maybe like Ryan Long thing, but he knocks that shit out, man. Yeah, little tiny guys. I think we could do little tiny guys. That would be fun. Yeah.

Like a two second thing. So yeah, it's very exciting. and what's important about a creative relationship is communication so what would be great do not call me twice in a row are you not understand that would tell you that like hey this is a urgent it's urgent to you it's not urgent to me I was only gonna be at the store for two seconds and I wanted to know if we need anything for tomorrow Because tomorrow we're filming a thing Do people listening understand what I'm fucking dealing with? It's like a fucking brick wall Don't call me twice in a row

Yeah, but I had to Do not call me twice in a row Yeah, but you know I was at the store There's fucking 20 stores around me What were you doing when I called? I was making dinner I was in the middle of making dinner So put it on speakerphone and just talk to me when you make dinner

What are you talking about? You have no concept of boundaries. When someone says, don't call me, that's your signal to fuck off. Go do whatever you're doing. That's a very polite way of saying, I'm not talking to you right now. I'm doing something else. It's not, let me go ahead and do the call breakthrough thing. Maybe you missed the call. You You know I don't know what happened

You can text back you go. I'm making dinner. What do you what's up? What's up? You know just text me okay in the future because I was a little sure I wanted to know I will only call twice And then I will not call I mean, but yeah, I know you will I know that you will keep calling twice It's always calling I know Hang up and I'm annoyed He's gonna call again isn't he? Yeah he's gonna fucking, here it is Well now it's like our thing that'll be fun

It's like fucking maddening That'll be funny Now you go oh he's gonna call again and then I call again You can hang up the second time now it's like our thing It's like our little relationship with Regardless, okay Look, I understand you're a guy who deeply does not like phone calls and I try to avoid calling you unless again I do feel that is how much would you call normally all the time? I talk to every day. I

Love calling people Anyway, so I avoid calling you but yeah was again I was gonna be at the store for a limited window of time, and I didn't know if we needed things. Oh shit, well you're all the way at the store? Wow! I don't want to make a second trip. I don't want to make a second trip if we need more stuff. Well, you should have called a third time.

I should have called a third time. You should have called on your way out. Okay. I just went to the store, now I'm at the parking lot. I'm sorry that as part of our creative comedy endeavor, I was picking up supplies and I tried to find out from you if there were any other supplies we could get. But I called twice, which is the worst thing in the world. What fucking supplies could there be? That's the question I was going to ask you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so glad we're... People are doing other shit. You know? I got that, okay, but- Hey, hey, pick up. Yeah, can you, whatever you're doing, drop all that and think about what comedy bits you wanna do for tomorrow.

No, it's not even think about comedy bits. We are doing a bit and I- How the fuck would I know what to get at the store? Because maybe you had an idea. I was gonna tell you, hey, here's what I, here's my idea for what we should do tomorrow. Can you think of anything we might need? I can't drive out of my house without running into a store.

There is a store on every exit that I drive through. Okay. So in the future, call twice. Got it. Okay. Let's see here. Austin Nicks for two. Debates don't matter.

Then Biden dropped out. No, no, no. Vice presidential debates. The presidential debate is very important. Oglovich for five. Mike Dukasus, Mike Dukakis, Dicks in my ass. Ticket for 2028, Americans coming together. Austin Nix for five, Fatal Furry,

hide your dogs, hide your cats. They're creeping everybody up in here. Crumples for two, I like Jonathan Majors, he was Kang. Temponon for two, hey I love perplexity, I use the API for ERP. FRA2 for ten, doesn't matter. For ten, says Cokecoin couldn't fall. Weaponized autism for five, why can't Vito understand that exposing someone for being a liar is a massive hot seat? That's great.

Don't politicians lie all the fucking time. Yeah, but usually they're better at it. Buying a second TV to watch cartoons and play COD. Lulz. Strategy for two, oh my fucking god, they explode. Laugh my fucking ass off. Yeah, they do. V2K gaming for 50.

Can't stay to watch because I work when the stream starts in case no one has yet. Vito's booty, you got it. Thank you. We didn't have Vito's booty last week, and people thought, oh they. I know, I stacked it this week. They said, oh. I a bunch of shit. Vito ended the the segment because he's so butt-hurt I'm like no you have to pay for it. My girlfriend didn't know that people had to pay for it either

she goes why didn't you do it people didn't pay 50 bucks. Sarah Gardner for five dick check for any little holes in the roof and eaves I filled a bunch up with foam once you get them they'll keep coming back a week after poisoning them plug up the holes I already plugged them up whoops Zetta can sell for a two pig pipe or a veto scab for five dick used to own a snake What's gross? strategic for two hate snakes, but looks like Jake the snake Roberts Oh me K gone posted for two. I saw 24 seven stream suggested and got sucked in. Yeah, it's it's great

I listen old Howard Stern episodes all the time. I wish there was a chat going Scar for ten oink oink veto is a pig. I am a pig. My name is veto I eat pastrami sandwiches because I am fat my comic will come out in 10 to 16 months because I have ethics oink oink oink I see the plan is working. I don't think it's because of ethics necessarily I don't think it's because of ethics, necessarily. DiamondG for two, my property, my feed, oink oink. BobaTsylon for ten, Veto, ignore the Reddit communist. They're everything wrong with this society. They cannot deal with anything that is not exactly their specifications and downvote them.

Reddit has broken this nation. And they brag about not paying for shit. They love it. Yeah, that's true. They're fucking... Straturgery for two, scam, opening a a thermos and it chucks dicks in my ass Matteo Roberts for five 24-hour live stream guy gay tacky shit I agree. I agree Matteo. I know but people like it. Everybody's doing it chud Bronson for two Vito

Get into sweatshop rage cage. I got the idea from Patrick mountains doing it on nobody loves onions. Yeah, that is a good idea. I See the idea from Patrick Melton's doing it on Nobody Loves Onions. That is a good idea. I see a couple guys doing it. I don't know. I think the rats are eating this fucking bandwidth too. They might be. Man, if there's more than one rat in here, I don't know what I'm going to do. Well, rats are a problem that are easy to deal with them like parrot you know like at least it's not termites or something I probably have

termites too well that's actually a huge problem that you got a tear that I'm sure I mean every time I go out on that deck ears I'm like how fucking sturdy is this thing for you you got some wood out there that's a little a little soft you should not go out there I should not go out there. I should not go out there. You know, I shouldn't come over. Tie a rope around yourself. Tie it on the inside just in case. You do have that nice, that lower deck though. Yeah.

You know what I was saying, you know what you need? You know what I was, cause I've been looking at houses being like, I wish I could afford one of these things. You can. You just gotta sell all your toys. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. There's still like $800,000 for like a piece of shit in California, so But I want to I want a tiki bar. I want those outdoor bars, you know Yeah, I was a little like, you know, I got a shelf behind you. Fuck you gonna start collecting tiki shit. Oh, yeah

I would be a tiki guy. Yeah, me and my buddy Dirk were into tiki now Yeah, yeah, we've been fun. No a guy they wrote a tiki book on. He was like a huge tiki collector. It's like a weird, interesting community. Again, it's one of these communities. Yeah. And there's a lot of actually famous tiki bars in LA. We went to the one where supposedly George Lucas

and Star Wars were getting drunk on fucking scorpion bowls, baby. And then I dominated at karaoke at that tiki bar. Had a good time. Let's see, Chud Bronson for two. Oh, we also missed the Stein contest for Oktoberfest. Ah, fuck! Yeah, I was like, shit, did we already miss it?

And we missed it. Yeah, we missed it, damn it. Every year me and Dick are like, we gotta design a Stein Yeah, we missed it. Damn it. Every year, me and Dick are like, we got to design a Stein for this cool German bar. Yeah. Because they have a Stein contest every year, and we forget.

OK, Chud Bronson for two, Vito, get into sweatshop or wage cage. Sponor Eternal for two, my feet are also 13s. Vito has fat feet, lose 20 pounds. A for five, we have the technology, we can rebuild him, gay or fat or later. Later. Vito Giollani is the 600 pound man. 20 pounds. A for five, we have the technology we can rebuild him, gay or fatter later. Later.

Vito Giollani is the 600 pound man. Utah based Armenia for two, says Vito suffers from plantar fattyitis. Freddie Woods for five, Vito, why did you end up missing on going into Destiny's podcast? Did his booker mess it up? Yeah, did Dan mess up that podcast?

No. You said you were gonna go, I mean, it would be a huge opportunity for you to sell Superkiller and pitch your stuff. Yeah. It's a no brainer for you I mean it would be a huge opportunity for you to sell super killer and pitch your stuff Yeah, it's a no-brainer for you to do it right? Yeah, I just do it later though So you are gonna when are you gonna do it later? Probably in the new year probably like January or something. Oh I got a plan. What's the plan? I got a plan. You're gonna preview super you got another page of super killer You know, yeah, I'm gonna have another page You got another page of Superkiller you're gonna release? Yeah, I'm gonna have another page.

I printed out the whole comic today, it's looking great. Yeah. We're just putting the final touches on it. Let's see. So you are going on Destiny's show. At some point, I am still in contact with the Booker. I just, I didn't wanna go on as long as I'm still, I'm not gonna go on until the campaign is like,

everything's off to the printers, everything's ready to go. Okay, that's the one priority in my life. Spider eternal for two, I don't wanna fly to fucking Miami for a day and have to deal with whatever you, the fucking insurance on the rental car. Also, if I'm gonna go to Florida,

I'm gonna stay for a couple days. You went there and came right back. Why would I stay? If I fly eight hours to a place, I'm not going to just be there for a day and then immediately jet back. I'm going to stay for a couple of days. Okay. Yeah. Well, have fun then. Okay. Great. Spotter Eternal for two. I was weird that they mentioned me on a recent episode and they're like, Vito was supposed to be here. I'm like, was I? I thought I told, I canceled it like two weeks, like a month and a half

ago. Spotter Eternal for two. It's annoying to hear self promos on your own show. I think I am becoming fans with Dan. Sartrejery for two, watch the Dick show. It plugs dicks in your ass. Is that like your version of Friends? Yeah, getting invited on a podcast. Now you're adding me on Discord. Oh yeah.

Cold Lampin for five, this is why women love shoes. Their shoe size never changes even when they get puffed up with food. Should. Renaxis for Five Canadian, complains about Super Chats, extends the Super Chat bit by an hour by adding the 24-7 Super Chat. Yeah, no shit.

I like the Super Chats. I like this segment. Renaxis for Five Canadian, ain't no party like a crimtacular call in the show problem show after party show. Guys, I guess Crim's been running an after show you got to get crimp hilled not my man So cabin boy out for for veto renoxes for five dick reading super chats make me want to give less money Sad face flutter dashy 64 for five veto place shin Megami 10c3 nocturne when I beat Final Fantasy

I'll do that pigeon Pigeon for 10. Merry Oink- Merry Oinktoberfest. I don't know if it's Merry. Plumbell for 5. Vito-Chan needs better tracking. The tracking. The facial tracking sucks. Yeah well my problem is I wear glasses so I can't see my eyebrows and I have a beard and a mustache so it can't see my mouth. So the reason the only people who are Vtubing are all women is because they don't have beards and they have big stupid anime eyes. My little squinty Italian, eeeeee, the fucking face tracker does not pick it up very well. And because they're all fat and gross nerds so they need a hot big titty anime whore to put in front of them. So I will say this, if anybody knows, again it's been like three years since I use this VTuber avatar so I assume there are better face tracking options if anyone knows what the good one is for big fat guys with glasses. The

iPhones got face tracking. It might be I might have to get an iPhone it might be that. I made one for Sean when he was gone. Yeah. It was like it said that the. I might actually have to get an iPhone for a number of reasons also whatnot I'll be Android version and so people don't think you're poor. There you go. I like my fucking Android I like you guys all do for some weird reason taking to post for five crimp tack is calling show problem shows live after the show It's not an after show or at least it's 50% not in after show. Well, we could rate it if you Tell us how ocklevich for two, but you have to set it up. Vito Chance Kawaii Desu Desu. Jared Brummet for five.

I can't wait for Christmas. Oinkley Claus is coming to town. That's not good. That doesn't even work at all. Is that a quick sell for two? Vito, are you going to steamroll Crim tonight again? No, I'm not coming on the show. It was a nightmare.

David Corona for two. Hello. Hello. Renox is for five, Canadian. I always thought Dick was the talent of the show, but listening to him read super chats is Making me reevaluate my opinion. Wow. Desert Pirate for 2. Did he just say he's gonna give less because I was reading them? I think that might have been the same. Yeah. Desert Pirate for 2, Vito wants you to fire him Well now you can't cuz I own 50% of the show. I can do whatever I want. Utah bass and our meaning for 5

It's been a long time since we've heard Vito freestyle. When's the next Piggas with Fattitude track going to drop? If we do an album We should have a rap on it the whole thing should be I mean half rap half rap Yeah, my god rap and is perfect comedy you can fit as many jokes as possible There's a lot of jokes in the comedy Maybe I can finally do my pokey rap which I've been meaning to do for a long time pigeon for five perfect rant about phone calls Shut up. Thank you phone calls are the biggest problem in the universe, especially work calls.

Spider return on for two, Vito, are you where stores let you return things? Oh, I don't want to buy a bunch of crap and I have to bring it back. Has man again for two, who will win Captain Dick or the Italian whale? Second Genesis for five, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 300 yard wink for two, 79 Canadian, It's nice to see you married again. Stop calling Vito. Is that a quick sell for two? I hate when mom and dad fight.

Dick's favorite phrase. Yakuman for five pounds. If Vito had a sketch show, it would be called SNXXL. You should have gone with 1X, but that's good. SNXL. Yeah. Oink, oink. Dickie did post for two.

Biggest problem in the universe is Vito's Vito. Matteo Roberto for two. Dick has two girlfriends. 80's girl and Vito. Oh no, she's like, he's calling again? Ah, ah, ah. I gotta explain these calls to my fucking wife! Oh my god, my comedy partner is trying to communicate with me.

Spider Eternal for two. Dick, it's Fatbrang. Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring. Fatbrang. Ring ring ring. Hello, ring ring ring. Ring ring ring. Fatbring. Ring ring ring. Hello, ring ring ring. Ring ring ring. I'm so sorry that I tried to communicate. Let's see here. Spookhorse for five. Calling someone you are not related to

twice in a row for non-emergency reasons is complete psychopath behavior. I agree. I'm not gonna stop. Alex Reinhardt for five. I will stop if it's really a problem. I know that you won't I know that this is a performative. This is a performance. You're putting on for people, but that you won't I just don't know why you won't just pick up. It's two seconds. I'm quick on the phone It's like a quick thing. No, you're not last time you said that you called in And narrated a sketch or an imaginary comedy show that wasn't good. I thought this sketch fucking suck I think the sketch- That sketch fucking sucked. I think the street spook sketch was pretty good. This is the pitch for that. Two guys are doing street spooks, it's obviously racist, and they argue with executives trying

to prove it's not racist. I pitched that sketch to Josh Denny and we were rolling. And then you had a- you pitched it again? Well, because I wanted to check in and I'm like, oh, maybe Dick will have a different take on it. I kind of- I think I worked- and I'm like, oh, maybe Dick will have a different take on it. I kind of, I think I worked- And I blame Josh. Josh Denny, if Vito ever calls you and tells you anything, tell him it fucking sucks.

Don't call anybody else, especially Dick, and tell them this. I think I workshopped it with him. And you know, we kind of workshopped him. Then I said, well, I'll present it to Dick and see how he feels about it. You should join a comedy, like, workshop. We got another great sketch. It's a stats jeopardy I'll tell you later

Don't tell me later! Do not tell me later! I'll call you later with it. I'll call you up and I'll do the pitch You think I'm laughing about not picking up your calls, but I'm not! I don't want to hear this fucking retarded shit! I'm gonna disguise my number and it's gonna say I don't pick up it's gonna say 80s and he calls All right, it's gonna say dicks mom Alex Reinhardt for five my phone has been on silent for about a year because nobody should be calling me Also, did veto just admit he's too fat for a deck. Yeah, it's the decks problem though Gardner five Australian dick the rats will want to leave the roof and go looking for water before they

Whatever die if they die up there. They'll stink up the place The Rats will want to leave the roof and go looking for water before they, uh, whatever, die. If they die up there, they'll stink up the place. Well, you can get back on- Oh, they'll die- I mean, they'll rot eventually. There's lots of rotting animal carcasses around here. It's fucking nature. Vito's FT for two says, Piga, please. And that should be the end of the Super Chat.

Oh, that means one thing, ladies and girls! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meadows Pony, Meadows Pony, Meadows Pony, Meadows Pony! What's it gonna be, me lad? Are you gonna get on the scale? Are you gonna get this crappy stuff? Are you gonna smash it? Are you gonna smash the stuff in front of everybody? What's it gonna be, me lads and me hearties? For Oinktoberfest, for the beginning of Oinktober, what is it gonna be?

What's it gonna be, V? What's it gonna be? You're gonna take a good gander at the fucking books. When did the bit become that you don't shut the fuck up during the bit? Cause this is awful. It's called showmanship. Cause you're thinking about it. That's not showmanship. It is. It is showmanship!

Sorry it's not reading a shitty sketch that I thought of. Pretending to be an SNL writer. But it's called vamping and banter while you fucking make up your mind if you're gonna get on the scale or you're gonna smash it. What's it gonna be?

Well... It's a double one cuz nobody bought it last time so it's a twofer. I left two things in there. There's two good things in here. There's two good things in there. Two good things in here. One from last week and one from this week. Oh wow. And they're both good. Yes.

Absolutely they're both good. Okay, well now I know they're not. They're probably not good. They're both... And there's more than two. Sometimes I can read you and I feel like I'm reading you. I would say you know what? It's very exciting of course when things get smashed. It's a lot of fun. Why don't we kick off Oinktober with a bang?

By going to town. He's doing a comedy show now Not getting toys Oh no, looks like there's cool stuff in there Look at this great stuff for oinktober Oink-smas or whatever it is It's a ton of great games Here, well what, like what? It's like Bernstein Bears Christmas

Hold on, hold on, do you want to put the camera on it? No one can even see what you're doing Grab your thing so it doesn't spill Can I feel the camera Grab your fucking coffee put it somewhere else put on the other table ah Then you got NBA 2000 how about that? Jesus fucking ghost recon to you. He told me this bit was gonna be so fucking aggressive when you picked it. Malcolm X the movie! God damn it.

Star Wars! I don't like this. Star Wars! I fucking hate Star Wars! Uh, FIFA. How about that? Yeah. I see you grabbing stuff.

You're fine, actually, you're fine to grab it. That's the rules. You're fine to grab it. Something else. Frogger. Oh, Frogger's good. And a need for speed. How about this one?

No, wait, that's a long box need for speed. I need that one. Oh, fuckger's good. And a Need for Speed, how about this one? No, wait, that's a Longbox Need for Speed! I need that one! Oh, fuck. That's actually a good one. That's it, that's the show everyone. I knew there was gonna be a Longbox Need for Speed in there. Oh, that's a shame.

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show boys it was a good show I'm glad everybody I'm glad everybody had fun I can't believe you destroyed a copy do we mention that you destroyed Malcolm X on TV I try to not bring attention to that okay well there's a it's actually a David Duke documentary inside yeah he destroyed a racist movie actually it's a bootleg case so Malcolm X didn't make any money from this. What can you do? All right. Goodbye. Goodbye