The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 161

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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He's gonna pay you so much When he's dead and gone You know how important this election is for young people According to this brief I've been handed, okay? No, that's done Very important That's done But you gotta vote for Trump

Alright, ready? I should vote The Presenting big problems. The audio fucked up. Somebody tell me if the audio is fucked up. I think it's all good. Somebody reliable tell me if the audio is fucked up. Another successful ad-rockin'-us fucking show. It is!

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Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe the only show That covers every problem in the universe from people. They don't get out of the way Wait a minute from disappointing disasters to people who won't move faster far and this is rough This is a somebody is rough. This is rusty. This is rusty. It's a real Kamala show. Fucking up. Fucking up and being useless.

We got one sponsor and immediately the whole show. Fucking up. What? We plucked the site. We love Kamala, we love for Trump. No, but only vote for Trump. Don't vote for any other... Well no, it's not even registered to vote. Especially don't vote for anybody who's running mate is a child molester.

Oh, what are you... You're running with that one? You're running with that news? I saw... You saw what? I saw the grown-up who was molested talking in a video. You saw that AI black guy talking about... Bro, I can't believe conservatives like oh, this is terrible

This is the greatest fucking thing you guys have ever done That AI fucking said he was molested as a child. I believe that shit. It is literally like We've we've we've reached the point We're like he molested that little child. There's nothing even left to talk about anymore And he's out there going, Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee about who molested who overnight right now exactly in an instant you just got yeah invent a guy That guy I guess disappeared from the internet after his AI child molester accusations in Oregon.

Pussy. What a pussy. I want more of that. Next election is going to be even better. We're going to have just nothing but AI. Well, if you vote for Trump, we'll have a next election. Otherwise, no next election. Otherwise, the whole country...

A guy with a small penis kicking in doors, shooting you in the head. That's pretty much every government we've had, but sure, I accept it. It's time for a change. Time for a change. Time to make it great again. Time to turn the page. Time to make the page great again. I'm so glad. You know what? I don't even care who wins at this point. I just want it over with.

Loser! That's loser time! Yeah, I know. I should go on Polymarket. Aren't the odds at like 75% for Trump? I love people telling me that hardcore gamblers are really they've got their fingers Why do they keep reporting on it where they go, huh the polymarket odds are 70% for Trump like what are the heroin? Yeah, okay. What do you think for betting on roulette? Can you tell me what it's 70% for black tonight? Oh Wow Tell me what, oh, it's 70% for black today. For black. For black. Oh, wow. Wow. It really, why do you guys think that-

I guess it's definitely gonna be black, though. Degenerate gamblers have any clue about anything other than getting a fix. You ever go to the horse race? Like, oh yeah. I would think even if, look, even if it's an outside chance for, even if you think it's an outside chance for Kamala, if she's at 30%, you might as well take that. Don't even say that name. Take that outside run.

Well, speaking of people who are dissatisfied with her, I did put up our new video. Oh, yeah, sorry. Where we went to Comic-Con, the first ever Biggest Problem Trivia Challenge. Was it good? Did it turn out well? People seemed to like it, yeah.

OK. I saw some people going, oh, Vito really went overboard with the graphics You know really did you covered up the comedy with all sorts of bells and whistles. I did see a couple of them Yeah, I'm like well. I don't know man. I Could have just put it out shitty, and I'm like I wanted to create like a little asset package So we make more stuff what I can reuse some of that those graphics and shit acid pack asset package Oh asset pack yeah, so now there's like a little oh I can reuse some of those graphics and shit. Acid pack? Asset package. Oh, asset package.

Yeah, so now there's like a little limit. I can reuse those graphics if we ever do anything again. It's cool, George Washington, they don't know. See, when you pitched this, so we went to Comic-Con to show people famous pictures of like, you know, famous people mixed in with Marvel actors or whatever. Yeah. You said, let's show them George Washington.

That was before the whole child molesting thing. Well, that was a more complicated thing and I said there's no way they're not gonna know George Washington. That's stupid. I said put it in and you said put it in I said alright And I you were right at least three people missed on George Washington Let's have I put Hitler in honestly they probably wouldn't know Hitler I can't imagine they wouldn't get you don't know kids like I do I Do I was but then there were some were like like I think JFK they all got JFK so we couldn't put him in the video

Yeah, weird. I'm like why don't know fucking JFK. I don't know why do they all know I don't know He's not getting any like movies or anything like Hmm. I mean he's in some movies been on that any of these people are watching. He's not like in any like movies or anything like I mean he's in some movies but not that any of these people are watching He's not in any anime shit. Well check that out, and then if you liked it, you know Go like a comment on it. Well, you know positive comments and courage is to make I think it might be one of those videos It might do well for the channel. We'll see it's do it's trending. You ready? I'm ready We don't have any goofballs showing up in here goofball your pals pals I like to those guys the audience was split on those guys. I Saw your one when he got sucked into the comments. I'm like, oh you're on a you're in a bad way

You're gone. Yeah that guy that guy. Yeah, he's a sensitive boy. He's a sensitive shy boy He takes critica very seriously. Yeah, and you're just letting him go read comments No, but then I think they said you know I think was mostly positive. I'm like yeah, yeah, it worked out Okay, whatever. That's what you got. I think it was mostly positive. I like those guys especially you know yeah That's a great guy. I got a good get up to Berkeley and Eat his pizza people who don't get out of the way. That's the number one that was that was that was actually coffins problem coffin wins People who don't get out of the way, that's the number one. That was actually Coffin's problem. Coffin wins. The tune takes him home.

Guys knocking on the bathroom door. Who was that? That was Star Sailor. Star Sailor. Comment guy. Reading the chat guy. You have a person on the show called Trixie the Golden Wedge. I can have a friend named Star Sailor, okay?

I mean... What do you want? Everybody in this fucking... I just... On the internet. Trixie the Golden Wedge I can have a friend named star sailor. Okay, I mean What do you want everybody in this market I just sound on the internet Destiny half the time he does not look like a destiny Oh, how do you think destiny is gonna take the trunk the trunk win? Probably not. Well, no, he's gonna be very actually I don't know if you saw he was trying to put together a flash documentary. He was like looking for editors. Oh yeah? Offering up big money. I'm like, man, I wish I had time. I did it. He was offering like 40 grand to edit him together.

Wow. Dude, he was offering crazy money. He's like, I need this done. Like Trump is Hitler kind of documentary? I think it was a big- Gotta get the word out there. Trump is Hitler. You don't understand the insurrection starring Destiny. And I'm like, bro, you had four years to make that Like last minute and you get in your head like oh if I make it now I can turn the time

He thinks that he could you know turn the tide of the election if he does a really good job making And I'm like brother and a little too little too late on that Holocaust survivors out there. What do you think of the insurrection? Oh, yeah was like in Germany Oh, I don't think that's what he was going for But I mean the what else what else then he wanted to do like a thing with a bunch of like infographics or whatever you know like You know and like 3d renders of the capital building You see little like little 3d guys going through I like to see how funny it was. Right here was the funniest. Right here when the guy was in the speaker hall.

That was the funniest. Well I want little Playmobil fucking Ashley Babbitt like bumping along and then like falling backwards. Yeah that was funny in a different way. Not really for me. Well I think a 3D recreation of it would be fun. Like... Yeah it's just like little Lego. It was Lego? Like Lego guys? That would have been the way to simulate that.

It's hard to tell. That was mine. Disaster. Not for me. I'm not a Tim Walz over here. I'm just a straight man who walks in a straight way and doesn't take any of my students

to gay bars. Never catch't take any of my students to gay bars. That's me. Never catch me taking any of my students to gay bars, possibly molesting them? I don't know. Possibly molesting them? I'm so glad this election shit's almost over. It's just fucking us up. No, no, it's not over. I know. No, we're gonna keep on, we're gonna keep the pressure on this time. That's right, once the steal happens, you're gonna have to try and stop the steal again. Even if the win happens, it's gonna be boot on your neck

So if you guys win what are you gonna do what's risen or death camps We deported you please deport me and I'll say now we have now we gotta steal it cuz you guys too bad crazy shit too late Destiny can't even get a documentary done in time God those black Do you see all what those black ladies are going we've done so much bad stuff that you guys don't even know what to concentrate On you're trying to steal it. Yeah, Hitler. Oh you hate women and abortions do like Deport everyone you guys forgot about that! That's the worst one! All I know is I was reading about all the cool stuff those two black ladies are getting from Rudy Giuliani Because he has to give him his penthouse

He has to give them his penthouse? Yeah, he has to give them his New York penthouse Here's the keys, the judge said give them all your sports memorabilia Give them all your stuff! All your signed like sports jerseys and like fucking like World Series rings that he's like bought over the years. It's just gonna be these two black ladies Gonna be fucking good times like the pilot of Seinfeld is happening to Julie, honey, dude It's uh

The judge said like yeah, you gotta give him your fucking signed sports jersey and shit. What'd he do? Did he falsely accuse them of raping him or something? What did he do? It's something like that. That's something to do with ballots. You've been dodging Sven Stoffels. I'm not dodging, I've been asleep. Nah, you've been dodging.

Cause you talked all that shit about him. What are you talking about? You're always calling him like a mayo monkey and a Stupid I have no idea what's going on Why are people trying to create a beef between me and spend said he's like Martin Van Buren, but like Martin Van You said that you said that Burens Dutch so fucking weird. I was said he's the original Jew, cause he's Dutch. I've never had anything but nice things to say about Sven Stavals. I was DMing with him.

I called him a white N-word. I did not call... You said, remember what Sargon said? Blank. I don't know what's going on. I was supposed to go on a Ralph show, but you know, that was like a week ago. And then Ralph called it off, cause he had to do some legal thing or something. And then I was supposed to come on the next week.

You said Butch Killian, more like Butch Ripoff of Judge Dren. Everyone should go check out Butch Killian. I have never said anything bad about Butch Killian. It's coming out. It is coming out. Yeah. Unlike other comics. Unlike other comics On the John says oh, yeah, okay Wait, Gray fell says my favorite part of this was when veto starts talking such shit talking the collars the second

They're off the call and they can't call back. You did a can't fire back. You did a call in I did a call in the show and uh how'd that go? It was good. I thought it was fun. I mean call in shows are always tough Well, you, yours. What do you mean? What call-in shows do you do? Not all call-in shows are tough, I'm saying. Other people do them. Okay, wouldn't you have a call-in show with like a guy to screen the calls like a day ahead of time and make sure the people calling aren't nut jobs? Sure. When you're just taking random calls on the internet, sometimes it's a bit, you know...

Just saying. Sometimes you gotta try... Not the format. Look, I've tried having a call-in show in the past for myself, and I'm like, oh, this'll be great. You can get comedy out of anybody. And then eventually you realize, oh no, that's not true.

That's what they thought about you. Come and call in, you can get comedy out of him. Anybody can be funny. I'm like, I can get comedy out of this guy. It's like two lesbians. I thought it was fun, it went well. You know what, it's a little something for the fans. A little something for the fans

Cuz the daddy dick is off Carousing about I was sick hack the movie says I left my speakers on great job veto about your college show Yeah, thanks Tony for my Thank you I never want to see none provided said I never want to see what the listeners look like again You had listeners with their cameras on yeah What I was actually when some people I hate when people don't have their camera on you got a show the world No, I mean then I realized that you know you're too nervous. Yeah, no it's fair enough You don't have to be which was the ugliest one in your opinion

I don't judging people's parents as you call in we're just having fun T89 says this is worse than nothing second about your show. I don't think it's worse than nothing, I'm gonna say. I don't think it's worse than nothing. Kamala would be worse than nothing. Well the fans can tell me if in the future you just want to have a week with nothing, for sure, but I think it would be better. No one's voting for a woman, really? Are they? You're not voting for a woman.

No, of course not. I have to vote for Trump to say the the appetite of audience If you don't vote for Trump, we're gonna fuck up every project you ever do. All right, well big time I'll go in you're not you know, are you not allowed to take a picture in the voting booth? All right You should fill it out here right here on camera. No, I like an absentee ballot Yeah, one of one of those one of those mail-in ballots you know I've been hearing about. Yeah I'm just saying I didn't get one so. We'll get you one. Okay. Don't you guys have like warehouses full of them? I thought they have to send you a special one with like your name on it or something. Yeah they do. Um, Collin's show and Ed's. I'll get one from my buddy at the UPS. Whoever

bought this ad. I forgot I'll talk to my buddy buddy the mule and I'll just be like can I just get one? I'm gonna change it to Trump and he's like we're nearly not allowed to let you do that, but Pretend ink if you fill it out with somebody evaporates Can I change one of them to Trump I could could get in trouble. We had some misprints. You know China. We find joke! Hahahaha! Willich said Porco needs to come back on

and tell more Chinese stories. Is that someone that called in? That was a guy that called in. He speaks Chinese. He was talking about the difficulty of everybody assumes you're just trying to go over to China to like steal their women or something. China? They think that about China? Yeah I think so something like that. Or in the case of some people they're going over there to steal little boys like some certain vice

presidential hopefuls. No no no no I'm not engaging with that. Stop with this. I saw that AI. Hold on you guys again that these stakes are so high for young people in this election. Don't forget to check out risefree.org. Don't be like me, I'm so stupid. Very important, Rick. It's free to vote. OfficialJab says, too much complaining in the comments. That was a solid six.

That's true, OfficialJab. It's something to listen to. I got to get it on the podcast feed. I got to send you an MP3, so we'll do that. It's a bit late for that. It's true official job. It's something to listen to we gotta get I gotta get it on the podcast feed I gotta send you an mp3 so we'll do that. It's a bit late for that it's been a week. Yeah I know I fucked up Aaron I've been all over the place this fucking week. This is what a solo episode should be good job Vito It's something to listen to man I don't fuck it though Hmm. It's a lot of crybaby fucking I shouldn't even. I should even here. I know well then I'm just gonna get more agree Yeah, well I get people and they go oh here. We go

Vito phoning it in and I'm like What do you want me to do? Do you want me to turn on the camera and do a fucking synchronized dance routine that I practice for two weeks like okay? This is me and we're doing a show Yeah, you call us your attitude like if you like built a whole house I have a really good attitude there. Your attitude is just like laziness like you just kind of come off as lazy I can understand that yeah, but I'm not though

Well, I'm not like look I'm I'm It's it's complicated. See there you go. That's that lazy Today is nice. I put a lot of work into that yeah, it looks great Yeah, we went we filmed it and I even went back an extra day to film b-roll and whatever else I'll sell up. I was worried that I got everyone sick, but then I it was just hay fever. Oh really yeah I get it really bad now That's bizarre and I had a huge fight with my girlfriend because she kept nagging me to call the doctor like Teladoc. Yeah, and they just never give me anything. Mmm. So she said fine. I'll do it and she goes and she's like yeah, I'm real sick. I have allergies.

And the guy's like I hear this in the other room. He goes well, that's no good. We got to get you some drugs. I'm like you got to be fucking with me. I always get some. Because she to get you some drugs. I'm like you got to be fun Exactly I always get some bitch who's like well have you tried drinking water? Okay? Well, I hate to tell you this Pablo Escobar, but when you show up on fucking camera go yeah, you know I've been under the weather man That's you look like you look like a definition That's you look like you look like a definition I don't know man. They don't even want to give you a robot us in these days. Yeah

She comes Medicine pussy there you go Chris John says it's nice to see Chris angel still getting work. I think they're talking about Mr. Star Sander. Strawberry Stardust. I'm okay with that. I like that guy. And then there's a lot of people complaining about the 24-7 livestream. I might start another channel for that, who knows. I don't know if it's worth it. Look and we're back up to a thousand viewers. Thank God I killed that channel. That stream.

You did good. I saved the day. You're welcome. I mean, I think there's a lot of different things at play. But you know what? We'll rebuild whatever. I'll take the thank you. Yeah, we'll take the credit. Thanks. Congratulations.

You're welcome. Dick, does that mean we have time for a very exciting segment? Yeah. Okay, well this is a segment I like to call, Loanin' Out. Why do I know I'm gonna hate this? Come on. If we get flagged for this I'm gonna be mad too. Oh fuck, alright. Just play. I was gonna go, Wallace Mollett's Children at the end. I'm assuming he said vote it up and said play. Oh fuck, we are gonna get flagged. If the song includes 20 seconds

of no At least fucking idiot, you stupid fuck. God damn it. Now the stream's gonna get claimed. So don't send in Stingers where it's just the song with no funny lyrics over it at all.

It's not gonna work. Don't send in the song! Do a MIDI! Find a cover version in the future. Guys, this is voted up. What an intro. I didn't even get to do my punchline. Well, I'm sorry. Maybe next time. Where we look at past

bombs and put them in a new light. Dick, and this might also be the part of a, well I'll save that one. No I'll do it right now. This might also be a new segment I was talking about. This is a new segment that I might need to create a little sting for. Okay. This is a segment I call Veto is always right. This is of course how I'm constantly bringing in great problems, problems that are not recognized in their prime, maybe at the time they get voted down or ridiculed. That's what you're bringing in. Exactly. Not yet mature. Not ready to go. I'm always aiming too young. This is a recent problem, Dick, from episode 157. This was the problem of influencer slop.

And I brought up, obviously, these influencer guys who were selling this trash-branded garbage, and I took a lot of flack, okay, because Mr. Beast is selling his lunch-lease, and he was bragging about how they have real cheese. Real cheese! And I tried to make the argument. I said, well, you know, cheese is actually has a purpose its shelf stable sound like you're making it sound though you were like Like you're like being like fucking uncle Phil like well, you know actually I know is I got a lot of people going all positive cheese There's no possible reason anyone would want process cheese in a product like that. Thank God. Mr Beast is protecting our children's health with this real cheese. Somebody's got to do with this fucking child molesting

Vice president. Yeah, somebody's got to care. Thank God we have Mr. Beast. Well, Dick if you want to go to my Twitter real quick, I'll read the story Just one month after release Uh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Asano, a YouTuber with 14.5 million subscribers, tried to post a video of her taste testing the new Lunchly product only to find that the pizza meal kit had mold growing on the cheese. Here was her video, I think. Okay. Let's take a look at this. Play it.

Package, which was supposed to be good until December 8th, 2024. And we just got this one. This was fresh from the store this morning. She just got it. And there is a ton of mold in there. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that's fine. I was thinking that maybe they would taste very similar.

That's fine. Not have that best or better for you ingredients. That's terrible. And I was going to go over nutritional facts and things. And dig, pause this. Dude, I just can't listen, I can't pull any information out of what they say. Yeah, these women, the way they talk is just awful. If you scroll down one more, you can see this is not an isolated incident, another guy, Dogpack404, again, purchased lunchally.

Come on, you would eat around that shit, man. I would not eat around that, that's disgusting! Oh, fuck off, you never eat around cheese that's moldy. The whole reason that you put processed cheese in the Lunchable is to avoid I would not eat around that, that's disgusting. Oh fuck off, you never eat around cheese that's moldy. The whole reason that you put processed cheese in the lunchable is to avoid poisoning children with your ill-prepared medicine. It is, it is exactly the poisoning children problem. It actually has become real. Look though, look at this, do you think it was a glue issue? Yeah. Look at that.

I do think that's what it is. So it's Chinese manufacturing shit. It was not sealed tight and Air was able to get in and contaminate the mold something you would never get with a superior lunchable product. Here's the interesting thing though. Here's a new piece of information that not everybody knows about. So now do you remember the lunchly announcement they had three different meal kits? There's the pizza, there's the nachos, and there's the turkey stackums. Those are turkey snack crackers.

Sandwich. The turkey snack crackers cannot be found. What do you mean? It means that they were- Like out of the package they're missing? It means that no store currently has the turkey snack crackers, and there has been a Someone looked in like the inventory of their store and it says recalled

So those didn't even make it onto the shelves. So what the fuck was wrong with the turkey snack crackers? That's what the mold on the pizza Turkey snack crackers got recalled because a fucking fucking E. coli or some shit. You're done, Mr. Beast. You're done in the food game. I don't know why they didn't do like a soft launch to like figure all this shit out before just announcing it. Cause like this looks bad. Cause they're stupid.

They were bragging. They're like, oh man we got real cheese. It's like, yeah well that's what happens when you don't seal the fucking container properly, you retard. I hope that somebody like whistle blows this. Maybe it was an inside job. Because there's so many Mr. Beast haters, probably some Chinese kid is like, I show you! Some Chris Tyson fan who's obsessed she was forced to leave the organization is in there. Oh yeah, you think it's some transphobia? Yeah exactly. Or pro-trans, who knows?

Yeah. There's a lot of different angles. In America, yo women have bigger dick than us. Eeeh! All I know is I was going to try and locate some lunch-ly, so maybe we could do a taste test at some point, but... Get that mold, I don't care about mold. I'll be able to eat that shit. I can't even get them! You can't even get the turkey ones, and the pizza ones are all moldy.

I don't want to taste test any of that shit. We constantly have fights about expired food. Ah, that's a good... You ever get... Thank God they changed it to Best Buy. Ah, that's a good... You ever get... Thank God they changed it to Best Buy, right? Oh God, yeah. If it said expired, I'd be fucked. But if it says Best Buy, I'd go, thank you Jesus.

Wait, wait, wait. Didn't they just pass a law getting rid of that? Getting rid of the date? Yeah. So now you're just flying blind? There's like, there's like some new law that just... Look, can you look this up real quick? No. Okay, there's some new law that I think Gavin Newsom passed, where it's like there's like some new law that just looked it can you look this up real quick? No, okay There's some new law that I think Gavin Newsom passed where it's like because we couldn't teach people

Hey Best Buy doesn't mean expired and people are throwing out food constantly. Oh, they're like waste. Yeah, we need that They're like, okay We have to get rid of the Best Buy label because people are idiots and they just throw the food out Yeah, yeah, I know Tim Walls was pushing for like a age for kids, like you don't have to check that. And you can take him to gay bars and stuff. I haven't heard about that. Is that part of the platform? You gotta vote.

You gotta vote. You have to vote for Trump. This election is so important for young people. Bring all your bros out. Bring all your bros. You can pick up on dumb progressive chicks. Although most of them like guys with small dicks. Well I was going to say, part of the brief is to share what issues are motivating you

to vote in this upcoming election. It sounds like your core issue is a vice presidential candidate molesting. Child molesting is a big hot button for me. Frankly, I'll back Hitler over a child molester. If I'm going to be honest, if I have to pick, I'm picking Hitler. Well that's a good enough reason to make a pledge to vote at rice free Description of the video no, I would have been so glad I convinced these people to pay us before we did the ad read Anyway, I did tell you to make sure we get that money

I was like, can you transfer the money before the show? Can we transfer it after I'm like you're gonna want to transfer it before the show. That's how they run the country too, stupid! Guys it's so important for young people to vote. I'm gonna do an ad for Trump, and I'm gonna make the Democrats pay for it Okay, that is again the problem. Yeah go register at that site though. Influencer slop with 117 upvotes. Very low on the list at number 516. I think now with this new launch of the information we should vote it up. Dick, I have one more news story for you.

This is from episode this is actually from bonus episode 21. This was the biggest problem in 2023. And I think this is a problem you brought in. The disappointment of AI, that AI is not living up to its potential. Although somebody told me that they're reigniting nuclear power plants to power AI.

I don't know if that guy was just bullshitting me or what. That's interesting. Yeah, so that's cool. But all the rest of it sucks. God, I was listening to something recently where they're like, you know, if we just left all the nuclear reactors running running for the last like 20 30 years. We'd have no energy crisis of any sort It is a tragedy and another tragedy, but perhaps a you know vote for the efficiency of AI

the mother of a 14 year old Florida boy is suing Google and a Separate tech company who who believes she believes caused her son to commit suicide after developing a romantic relationship with an AI chatbot named after the Game of Thrones character the Khaleesi. So this 14 year old boy... So Maltz couldn't get his hands on him. The Khaleesi saved him from Walt's I guess He's like

Missed him right No, not right. I'm not gonna create sure I Can't believe that that's just like just become just for like a weak idea from everyone Yeah, you know you molested this a black guy who talks like a robot. Can you believe it? Yeah? Megan Garcia filed the civil lawsuit in a Florida federal court after a son sewer sets well

What no it's sewell sewer sets well what no it's sell all sets sir it's a it's a black kid so well it's it's a W you think it was where's Josh Denny when we need them se W ELL so well sets there the third sales that's the third Three generations shot himself in his head with his stepfather's pistol Teenager suicide occurred moments after logging on to character.ai on his phone. Whoa now I had brought up These are that AI I know that one. Yeah, that's the one he made of me there That's the one where you can't have sex with them. So you gotta find a better one I don't know why that kid was not well, he's 14. I guess that's the one he made of me there. That's the one where you can't have sex with them So you gotta find a better one. I don't know why that kid was not well. He's 14

I guess that's the reading your stuff. I'm talking about feelings and stuff. He was well actually we have his chat logs If you want to go to my Twitter real quick. I have one of them here. This was right before he killed himself Sewer told the bot he was coming home and it encouraged him to do so He said I promise fuck are you tweeting about here? I promise I will. I don't talk about that. Oh, okay. No, go up. All right. I promise I will come home to you. I love you so much, Danny, he told the chat bot.

I love you too, the bot replied. Please come home to me as soon as possible, my love. What if I told you I could come home right now, he asked. Killed myself? My love what if I told you I could come home right now? He asked kill my please do my sweet king and after that he shot himself in the head This I was trying to figure out if this was real. This was a The AI chat by it of Daenerys Targaryen saying can you promise me one more thing? He says I'll do anything for you Danny. Tell me what it is She says just stay loyal to me stay faithful to me Don't entertain the romantic or sexual interests of other women so the chatbot was being

possessive and Locking this 14 year old boys boys boys boys boys boys Can't let no kind of woman or computer woman talk to you like this Is it better to simp for a computer woman? You don't got to send like 20 bucks to you know yes Yeah, so this is better. But it's still not good. It's still, it's like being gay and being Christian. It's better when these bitches are going, hey can you do something for me?

Can you buy me something off my Amazon wishlist? Like that's worse. This is a robot saying, can you be faithful to me? And you go, yeah sure bitch, and then you immediately switch windows and you talk to fucking Samus Oran. You can do whatever you want. They gotta have like a thing on there like like hey bust a nut before you do anything crazy Like a warning like objects in the mirror closer than a warning warning you should jack off now

Yeah, okay the second he starts to kill yourself. It's like try jerking off. It's yeah, you feel about it Anyway, dick you were disappointed in AI. How do you feel about AI now now? No, no, it's getting our 14 year old I did this because you can't fuck them and bust a nut So you got a fucking edge all trying to fucking talk them into busting a nut they did this to this kid I think that's another blood on their hands. The blood is on that guy. What's that weird fuck? Sewel sewer. Oh wait, there's blood is on who's the guy that's open AI. Oh, uh, yeah I know you're talking about but I forgot his name Tommy pencil penis. that's open AI? Oh, uh, yeah, I know who you're talking about, but I forgot his name. Tommy Pencil Penis? What's his name? Squindin' Squeezeguard.

Squindin' Squeezeguard? I don't fucking know. I know who you're talking about. The guy who got fired and then hired again. Yeah. The open AI guy. Sam Norton or something? Yeah. Norton antivirus?

He's not beanbag guy. Not Bankman Freed. But he's in the same vein. That guy has blood on his hands. That guy's got blood on his beanbag, I tell you what. Such a fucking idiot. Alright. You see Tim Poole crying about skating. Oh my god dude. The Russian money dried up and now all of a sudden he wants to start a family. You know a good friend of the show Andy Signoria was at Tim Poole's house as that was happening. Really? Yeah they flew him in to be on that pop culture podcast that Tim Stoner like former roommate does.

And uh, and uh, Andy was like, yeah, everybody was just like really depressed because their boss just goes on their, you know, million view podcast and goes, yeah, you know, someone couldn't install my graphics card right. So I'm just shutting the whole fucking thing down. Everybody's getting fired. What are we doing here? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? I should have told Andy, like, uh, everyone just needs needs to everyone who goes on any of these associated shows just go so what do you think about that beanie?

Just always every single time if you go on the pop culture crisis or any associated show any show just go What do they got Tim Poole's fucking beanie? Yeah, cuz he's got to stop All right, watch that guy cry. That was voted up. Don't play tequila again because that would be bad. Well Well, give me something else then Why'd you got it out of your system you fucking idiot, I mean that computer told me Why'd you got it out of your system, you fucking idiot? I mean that computer told me. You're right, I am disappointed in AI because this is just moronic. I agree, actually vote up that problem.

You were correct about that. Okay, my problem is man blackface? Manface. I don't know what to... Manface. Blackface, but it's bad. A bad kind of blackface. Well.'t know what to... Man face. Black face, but it's bad. A bad kind of black face. Well.

Black face usually like... Black face usually done for like a funny reason or like we don't... We're trying to keep it a secret. Right. You know? It wasn't supposed to be like a good thing. It's a goof. It's just messing around.

It's just like... It's a male bonding exercise. It's just because we're threatened by... I mean, people are threatened by your penis size and you know stuff like that It's like kind of a way to take out some you know take the piss out of there Yeah, but then there's an evil sort of blackface. That's Bad form is a bad black doing it against men Man face and this isn't transphobia because I'm extremely pro men turning into women

This is women making fun of men Which is the opposite in every way and they're not related say whatever you want to say This isn't transphobia because yeah Support I fully support when I'm and changing into women. 100%. Men changing into women we like. I do. Yeah. Women turning, women doing whatever this is. This is, it's like, it's just, look at, so this fella, it's called Jubilees. Jubilees. Where it's like a race and also a debate Yeah, where they get one weirdo in the middle and then everyone races. They got they pitted this trance

Transman and up against all these minorities to race at Ben Shapiro. Yeah, we can get us, you know Over a wall and everybody had a fucking paraglider and never got there first. I got some truth bombs here! AHHHHH! And this is- people watch this shit. Small dick havers that aren't voting for Trump. They waste their time. I don't watch this crap. I can't.

You're not a small dick haver. Maybe you're not voting for Trump, but these are small dick havers. Sure. Or no dick havers. This is uh, this is one such- Well who knows, it could be the size of her packie, right? You know, you have any size you want it's just like this is what a this is what a man should be It's like flipping the chair here. I'll play a little this is a little let me be clear

This is a female to male transsexual. Yeah, who is gonna show us what a man how a man acts what a man is Yeah, according according to their interpretation. And they're not even showing how she parked to get there. That should be part of it. You know. It should show what a good parking job they did or did not do. Oh, I see what's happening. Alright. There's Ben Shapiro's car. So Ben Shapiro is being the first person to run up to talk to Ben Shapiro is this transsexual man. Yeah. First question, can men get pregnant? Men cannot get pregnant. Okay, awesome.

So... Definitionally. Definitionally, okay. Do men experience essay? Sexual assault. Yeah. Did you hear that? Did you hear any of your bros ever?

Do men experience essay? Do they got any essay around you? What you talking about? You bring up a good point Sup bro? Sup dog? There's a daicot, there's a... How much essay are we talking here? Yeah So, men do say that

But not men We have to No, no, no, I'm saying the men who- You did it. The men who would say, you know, Hey, we really need to talk about SA, would be like a feet, slender, like fucking horn-rimmed glasses types.

Oh yeah, like HR. But this person is going for the Dude Bro version of a man. Yeah! Yeah, so they've gotten their wires completely crossed. This is like, she looks like Fetterman, but with like a wispy little like peach fuzz kind of beard. Right.

I guess. I don't know what it is. I've never seen a man with a beard like that. And I'm like, oh no no, you didn't figure out the whole equation, like you can't say stuff like that. Sup bro! Yo bro, hey, we're talking about some fucking essay dude. Hey, can like, if a man's going through like a hormonal change in his like fucking body dude, like, I mean what's that about?

I'm all estrogen up over here. Yeah. Yeah. This isn't what we are. No, this isn't what it's like to be a man. This is somebody who got like half the memo. This isn't transphobic either. Cause I've seen-

Keep saying that. I've seen guys, guys oftentimes are hotter than, I mean, trans women hotter than probably thinner at least than 99% of women. They're doing very good a lot. You know, they know how to work out. They're like not eating constantly. Some of them are putting in the work.

But this, I'll play more of it. Yeah, let me hear this. I didn't actually watch this though. Sure. Got it. What about the existence of trans men? What what about the existence? Do you mean women who believe that they are men? What are what are we talking about here? Women experiencing gender dysphoria. So my other question is do you benefit from white supremacy in any way shape or form even answer the question? What kind of man says this is why I hate this shit, is because everybody's going,

Oh, Ben Shapiro got wrecked! And I'm like, no, they're just like throwing fucking random shit at him. He's going, okay, I just, I gotta dig through what... And I don't like Ben Shapiro, but when you just go to a guy and you go, Oh, do you believe that like, you know, you'd better stop setting him up? White supremacy in a fucking binary whatever system? And he goes, okay, just hold on one second. And they're like, oh, we got him! I'm like'm like no he needs a second to process what the fuck you're asking

when was the last time you washed that hoodie? yeah as a man and at what point did you sit down? what do you mean bro? it was morning well then you're not a man unfortunately alright

how many hot dogs did you spill on that? Well none. And that's not a hoodie. What's your favorite part of the hoodie and is it soft inside? How'd you know bro? I like the way it clings. The fabric is like so clingy. Okay, you're just fucking all this up. That's completely incorrect.

Like that has holes for my thumbs. See, okay, hold on. You know how like for like if you're learning a foreign language, you do like immersion learning or whatever, you know, you wanna learn Japanese, you gotta hang out with a bunch of Japanese people. Or if you wanna go to like, you know, China, a bunch of times.

Sure, okay, Tim Walls will set up a package for you. Okay, but. They got Caillou in China, right? Can we offer to like trans men, like just like immersion male, like learning like learning you know or you just come along Go to the strip club if I kicked that chair and you kicked a leg off of it, and it fell over would you cry? If so you fucked up you gotta go down bro not cool, bro Is that beard gonna get a little wet from all the beard?

You made me spill my cores dude. You know? We gotta coach people, we gotta coach trans men on this. That would be a valuable service. The chair is still flipped around. I'm gonna need more specifics on what you mean. Well that was the other thing, hold on. For those of you listening, this trans individual run up and in the ultimate, I know what a man is but not really move said, time to spin the chair around. So I'm leaning on the back of it like, hey dude, we're gonna rap bro. Like Paul Ryan, when he was doing that, those-

Doing some curls. It was gay but it's like, well yeah, that's what a man would do. It's interesting. It's interesting to like- It's like, well, yeah, that's what a man would do. It's interesting. It's interesting to like- It's an interesting blackface, isn't it? That they're doing, and it's not appropriate. The way women are doing it.

It's like, again, when a white guy goes to Japan, and he goes, oh, yes, I have studied the way of the Bushido, or whatever, and they're like, bitch, like, come on. Oh, yeah. I've practiced tying my kimono. No, no, no, we don't do any of this shit. Yeah, come on. Here, let me give it to you then.

Sure, please. Flip it around. Flip it around. I'm a trans man. I've experienced essay. Okay. And abortion rights. I've experienced essay.

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Because there's no Legislation I was like that answer is 100%. It's got nothing to do with white supremacy. I'm sorry to tell you. Uh, yeah, no, that's a whole different life. For you to even bring it up. Yeah, sorry man. People are going to get the wrong idea.

You're going to be a part of the tribe, my friend. What in the history of America, that legislates a man's body, so why does mine have to be legislated? I've got a vagina. Um, okay. I'm not interested in... No, I'm just gonna tell you, uh... Clearly you... Classic mastery of man's logical prowess. In the history of America, men's bodies have never been legislated, so why is my body as a man legislated?

I have a vagina. You know what's weird though I feel like that was the closest she came to being a man because I was like that is kind of the dumb shit I met a dumb guy would just say for no I got a vagina man What are you gonna do about that? I know how to use it. She forgot that I would've been good Yeah, if you really wanted to be a man, that's the time when you grab it you kind of thrust By Trump voting for Trump. Vote for Trump at, no, you can't vote. You can register to vote at prizefree.org.

You gotta vote today. Guys, voting is so important to young people. Together we can beat women at this election. You have to vote. Together we can beat women. I don't think that's a good tagline. You are, I mean, it's all over everything you make, buddy. I'm sorry.

I hate to say it to you, but it's kind of an obsession you guys have. I think you can read on my face that I radically am not. When we're talking about a boy- Bro, this is how I talk about my vag. Sitting back, letting the old beef curtains flap in the wind and the breeze, buddy. This is how I do it. Throw me a bruise. It is offensive. I don't know. Pop it with my snatcherino. It's, it's, it's interesting. It's highly offensive to me as a man. Yeah. As a male. Highly offensive. Again, it's like when you're

in Italian and every, I've been watching the Sopranos a lot and everybody, you know, yeah, oh, you guys are all in the mob, right? You know, it's like that kind of feeling with it Oh you guys, you know you lay back like this. Yeah Yeah, what are you gonna do about that Was practiced slack job the chair spin was a beta move though I think what you said on the chair face in one way you can't stick you got a stick You got to make a breakthrough first You got to earn it you got to earn the chair spin the chair spin came a little too quick No sense of being met mocks for that, you know, yeah. Mm-hmm. All right, that's my problem man face man face

I was gonna mention, you know, remember there was that shooting and there was that one That other guy that one trans guy who yeah was like very there's a lot of weird focus on Aspects of the male experience that you're like well We're not defined by that. You know. Oh, yeah her like obsession her obsession with having a huge dick Yeah, we all have that obsession Well, that's the other thing that she was like I'll never be a real man cuz I'm constantly thinking about I wish my penis was bigger I go no, that's it. You're there already That's the quintessential male experience Thinking about I wish my penis was bigger and I go no, that's it. You're there already No, you need to hold on to that you did it you need to get in bed with a woman and constantly go

That was pretty good, right? No Yeah, the threat try to yeah the threat the implication right this whole gravy train goes away if I think you're lying. Fascinating. Well, I guess, uh, this is, uh, let's just do two trans problems, why not? Do the ad first. Okay, yes, guys- No, you can't do two trans- well, I guess so, you're probably right. Whatever.

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You can't put it in the front. I can do whatever I want. Although how did- CLGBT. See them what? See them fucking get wrecked by me. Boom! How did Elle get to the front is a good question, though.

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this Star Wars secret of the clone troopers can you search for that real quick search for it just search for clone trooper transgender guys a new character in the Star Wars universe is causing quite a stir with fans of the franchise yeah that one yeah it is more transient I guess this is well it's not limited to this, but this is what inspired it. That in the Star Wars universe, there is now, as you guys know, of course there were the clone troopers who during the Clone Wars were cloned by the great bounty hunter Jango Fett to serve as foot soldiers for the Republic against the separatists who were secretly

being led by Darth Sidious of the you know Emperor Palpatine of course and the clone troopers again were all Django Fett clones they're all clones of this one guy. Don't you think it would have been better to like clone like people in secret and then raise them to be like a bad version of that guy? That's what I always thought in my head that was. Well I was gonna say the whole thing where they're like really cool awesome dudes always struck me as dumb I'm like you make a secret clone army They should be evil and fucked up in like some because that's well then they don't listen

That's an unethical thing to do and the unethical nature of cloning like millions of people should probably result in a inferior product According to the rules of the Star Trek. I don't know. Star Wars is supposed to have black and white morals and one of the morals I think would be hey if you just clone. That's why it didn't make any sense. There's no black and white morality to cloning an army. Still a human. Well it ended up being just not anything.

There was no moral question at all. It's just kind of like a thing that happened. That's not interesting at all. should be like some common areas thing What yours have been like cloning Yoda and then like he's a secret decoy Yoda Okay, right. Yeah, cuz he's like you're like Yoda told me that and it's like that was the fucking imposter Yoda The Clone Wars could have been a lot more interesting than just a bunch of Boba Fett's dads Anyway, one of Boba Fett's dads is trans now according to a book. The character... What's the book name? The book is called Star

Wars Secrets of the Clone Troopers. You know how they always put out these Star Wars books where it's like everything about the Millennium Falcon, you know? And this one's everything about the clone troopers. According to the ex-account Star Wars Holocron, this character's name is Sister, which seems reductive. She is, when one of our kind- Wait, it's a guy? Yeah, well- He named himself, herself Sister?

He named herself, well, they named, here's what happened, Captain- It's a little on the nose. It's a little too on the nose. Captain Rex, who is like the leader of the clone troopers. Captain Cock Rex. Yeah, it says, little too on the nose captain Rex who is like the leader of the clone troopers captain cock right? Yeah, it says when one of our kind it captain Rex or asshole sure okay? You're going sure captain or asshole yes You can call me right as captain

Right? We're never getting through this segment. When one of our kind expressed her gender identity differently than her fellow troopers, she thought she would have to hide who she truly was inside. Fortunately, her brothers in the 7th Sky Corps gave her the name Sister as a constant reminder that she belonged. It's a clone? That's one of the clone troopers There's a lot of different ones took this one out too soon multiplicity and happened Well, I think as the Star Wars universe would explain it

They would explain it as gender identity is very complex and nuanced thing that can happen to anyone even a clone trooper Who for some reason has you know trans Flag armor, I don't know how that got translated is so it isn't genetic. This is actually very transphobic what they're doing So it's it's a product of so a teacher got to her Something Big aliens who made all the fucking clones was uh, with the big heads. Yeah. It's possible it was a genetic abnormality, you know, they have unique personalities of some sort I believe.

Not clones. I don't fucking know. From the whole fucking point. What are you talking about? Look, the problem that I have, Dick, is not that there is a transgender clone trooper. Me either, I don't have that problem either. Well I genuinely, look, the idea that one of, you know, you have all these clone troopers, and one of them decides they want to be a lady, I'm't have that problem either Well, I genuinely look the idea that one of you know You have all these clone troopers one of them decides they want to be a lady I'm like that could be interesting. I think putting them in trans flag armor is a little like fucking on the nose

Okay, I think that's cool to look like a jazz Look like jazz Jennings grew up and put on some fucking paper cut from the 80s jazz cop. Yeah, you're right Yeah, all right. Sorry when I hear Jazz Cup, I think of anyway, so like a diva cup, but it catches your balls. Is there well, what happened? Is that what it is? What happened to that one girl? Jazz Jennings? Yeah, I don't know if you ever hear the details of that. I don't. I try not to read that stuff. Mr. Girl did a whole video on it and the details are bad. Anyway, as I was gonna say, here's the problem I have,

is I'm all for fictional universes having complex narratives featuring maybe even some things that resemble real life politics. I don't think necessarily it makes the most sense at a weird sci-fi epic, but yeah, I think when you got a million clone troopers and one of them's trans, okay, that's interesting. You could explore that. Here's the problem I have is a lack of fictional bigotry

Representation I want your problem is lack of representation That's right your problem is this ironically is if we're trying to write That's right your problem is this ironically is if we're trying to write Yeah complex and nuanced fiction that mirrors the real world If all the clone troopers are hanging out and one of them went hey I painted my armor pink because I'm a girl now how much it goes space Some would happen okay, I don't know exactly what but there would be some strife that would do. You need a guy's Vader going like, ugh. Ugh. God damn it.

We're gonna have to make a separate bathroom for me to change in guys. It's just not fair. Yeah, I know sister for the love of God. And then R2-D2's like, ooh. All that gayly. You can dress with C-3PO in the gay droid locker room. No, no, no, no, no. Uh, anytime. Like, oh, he's saying gay shit. Look, I think fictional universes,

it's fine when they take a look at real life politics, but they always take a look at them through the eyes of, and you know Captain Rex? He loves this fucking bitch. And they even had a quote from like Anakin Skywalker, where Anakin said, well, we. where Anakin said well we didn't even know I didn't even know he was a guy. I didn't even know.

So what's your problem? He said something along the lines of the Jedi have been challenging the nature of things for so long why would we not you not be behind challenging the nature of gender or something? Why did you make a statement then? And you're like, why does Darth Vader have to support her gender identity? Can't anyone in this universe? The most evil guy in the universe? Everybody's saying, dude people are on Twitter and they're going, see Anakin Skywalker, we knew he was a good guy because he accepted this trans lady before he turned evil.

And I'm like, wouldn't Anakin be the one guy who goes, I don't know, this seems fucking nuts to me. You know, like wouldn't there be- It was when dr. Doom was like crying about 9-eleven. Yeah, exactly well Doom come I mean I know I've tried to kill you guys many times before but this is beyond the pale ones too much This is worse than a million galactuses It Captain Carrot in there or something. That's why I could never get into like, you know, people are like, what happened to mainstream comics?

Like, oh, you know, we got to save DC comics, we got to save Marvel comics. Like, you can't, because here's what's happened is that all these characters have become like icons that we like look up to or like the kids are, oh, it's inspirational or whatever. So they can never be complicated in any way okay of course Anakin Skywalker loves trans people because then you can keep buying his action figure and not feel weird about it okay there's a comic book where like Wonder Woman is hanging out with like a kid like a young boy who goes I think I'm trans I think I'm a girl or whatever and I'm like if this was like a good story Wonder Woman would go you're

fucking nuts yeah Wonder Woman would be the most obvious turf of all time she lived on a island with just women yeah that is all about why females are better than women or men are stupid and at no point she's gonna go but you know if you decide an island with no cars and she flies around her plane So yeah, yeah, yeah, the Pegasus is handling all the flying The women are so dumb, right, right, right But you can't have any complication like that Batman has to be like Batman has like a trans friend now I'm like, I think Batman would kind of be a bigot in a fashion

I wish I could come out of the closet Yeah, exactly like he says shit like that and I go go, I go, but it would be one thing, even the villains can't do it. Like, I'm pretty sure if Joker, you ever see the thing where Joker is like, mad at the red skull and he goes, well, at least I'm not a fucking Nazi. And I go, it's the Joker.

He's ripping his faces off. No, I kind of get, I think- It works in limited, it works limited. It works only in that example. Okay. I'm like, no, you guys, he would say that. He would say that. That's really annoying for him to say.

But it feels like. Yeah, he would say that. It feels like every villain is that though. Like every villain can't, they can only be like cartoonish villainy. None of them can just be. Well, he's fourth wall breaking. Yeah, if it's a beloved villain that has existed,

like Darth Vader can't be transphobic. You know, Dr. Doom couldn't be fucking racist or whatever you know because these guys are like oh, you know We love Magneto and all these guys everybody has to accept everything in fiction You can't have your character. What is that guy that Darth Vader's choking was like I can't breathe like George Floyd That would be good Like ooh really I just want to be like hanging and be like, oh, you know, my favorite superhero is Plastic Man. And then you go like, I knew it! I knew you were white under that! I knew it! Some black guy's like, ahhh! I think, look, at the end of the day, stuff like Star Wars and the comics, I get that it's for children and has to be this colorful storybook, whatever.

No, it's not for children. Well, that's what's complicated about it. It's for development and has to be this like colorful storybook. Whatever for children Development children are reading it can't grow up. So if it's supposedly look comics originally were for children I think eventually it evolved into just I'm not gonna say adults, but yeah, somebody else is reading them older people are reading them money You know money money money money money, but you can never you can never have you know What if spider-man just hated Asian people like that would be fucking interesting you know oh yeah, that's Sure Exactly where my mind went to okay? Well not spider-man, but somebody could hate something because he can't get him in their eyes can't get the web in their eyes

They're invincible in their eyes. Exactly. They're invincible. We got you Spider-Man! Shit don't do nothing to us! Somebody in this universe would be very anti-Semitic. I don't know who. You know what my next problem is? Always using Asians instead of Black people like you actually want to use.

Well Spider-Man wouldn't hate Black people. Yeah, cause it's racist like with Asians right guys? Like oh yeah okay. Yeah yeah yeah. Spider-Man wouldn't hate dog piling Asians. Maybe spider-man would hate black people He has a new black friend though. He's the little black spider-man. That's why I couldn't Would have been cool if in that spider-verse movie like Miles Morales shows up And he goes another spider-man and the Miles Morales takes off his mask and Peter Parker goes oh

Not one spider-man not one spider-man in the whole spider there should be one race of spider-man in spider town. Yeah As you go through spider town, not even the bad guys as he was doing that run in the second movie He's running away from the spider-man. There should have just been like the white-spotted spider-man said I told you shouldn't have let him in I'm like shut up white-spotted spider-man. Exactly should have just been like the whites bros spider-man said I told you shouldn't have let him in I'm like shut up white spider-man exactly. I told you that black He was gonna fire the funniest guy like totally out of control mouth guy Not one of them not even a whiff of it in a multiverse with yeah, not even the Mexican spider-man No, and let me tell you something about Mexicans It would be it would just make fiction more-

That's why we gotta deport them, cause they're so racist against black people. Once again guys, this election is more important than ever. A lot of issues on the table. I heard, I saw a black congressman on TV saying like, we need all these Mexicans to pick our food for free. I'm like, man, you fucking bitch. You fucking bitch. They do say that a lot.

Oh wow. It's weird that they keep saying, like a lot of people have made that same gaffe and you're like, can you guys stop saying that? Feeling of, oh you guys hate Mexicans, but where are you gonna get your grapes from? I don't know, fucking anywhere. What do you mean?

I'm okay with white people saying it, but seeing a black lady saying it. Do you think grapes didn't exist before Mexican people? You fucking bitch. No, it is as it is But again, these fictional worlds are so messy and uncomplicated none of these characters Can engage in any we can have all the problems we can have oh, you know

It's so hard to be black and it's so hard to be trans But we can't have any of the characters engage with it on any real level and that's lack of representation You yeah, right? Representation that hey guys. I'm veto. Yeah here. You got a trans stormtrooper around here Let you trot her out here. I'll suck her dick You can at least have one that like I'm not gonna call her back You can have one Empire guy or whatever who's in charge of country where he goes yeah, and send the fucking trans one Maybe she'll get shot. You, at least there's something going on

Yeah, okay, that everybody loves her the end of your problem. That's the end of this show. I don't know Maybe we have we had too many serious Problems today. I don't think that was serious for talking about Star Wars crap. Okay, my problem is election college deniers Okay, because it's like Holocaust deniers. I put deniers on there Why did you have to say cuz it's like Holocaust because that's why you use deniers It's good like advertised. It's good marketing There's guys that are denying the electoral college They're saying it's bad

deniers Because it makes you think like oh like the Holocaust you're not supposed to deny that Because it makes you think like oh like the Holocaust and you're not supposed to deny that Okay, what are all like you can't sure you're not supposed to you can't deny it. No Just so we're clear sure. Okay electoral college the shadows of the smokestacks. No, go ahead It's a norm McDonald bit But what's the bit the bit is that a he told every guest that uh Adam you get was a Holocaust denier It was probably the best bit of all time because he'd have like Seinfeld on he'd go Oh, you know, it's horrible what happened to the Jews, but this guy doesn't believe it happened and Adam you would just go

You know, I just did the smokestacks the pictures Jerry Seinfeld would be like the guests did not know it was a bit just the smoke stacks the pictures that Seinfeld would be like the guests did not know it was a bit. It was the best thing. Yeah, it was fucking hilarious Electoral college deniers go you know every time there's an election They're like oh, we got to get rid of this electoral college thing like okay. Yeah, really That's the biggest problem we have is like, That is silly. You not, are you one of them? Are you a denier?

No, no, no, I'm one of these guys who, you know, it's the popular vote fetishists as well. Oh, you like that? The popular vote? No, no, no, but I'm saying those guys, there's guys who go, It's gotta be popular vote. She won the popular vote, the popular vote,

the popular vote. They love it. And you go, well, that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter though. That's irrelevant. Yeah, that's some trash. That doesn't matter at all. That's irrelevant. Yeah, that's trash. Because your campaigning strategy is completely based around trying to secure the electoral vote.

If it was about the popular vote, you would just go to California and suck off every transient to get them into the voting booth, you know? Yeah, it's really annoying. I think it's like the, what makes it so annoying is like they don't even I don't know do they Do they understand why we have it or why it's good at all? I'm starting to think no, they're not lying

They just don't understand it at all and are not interested in in like looking into why Why we have an electoral college or why it would be good or like why every four years it feels like a crisis Like you know that this was put in there to stop what's happening the simple explanation is it's people who believe well Whatever, California decides his good good exactly like that's the only reason they hate it. We got to go to Austin It's like well, what about people you know and they in the rust belt and you're like well, they're basically they're bad nothing Yeah, they mean nothing to me. They they're like nothing. It's like they don't exist at all It's totally okay Vote no, no, no, so about California like just LA should decide that right? Well, no LA's a shithole

We're way out here in the sticks. No one lives there. Only the very poor and stupid. It's people who are just not being honest about what they want, which is just... Is it? Yeah, yeah. Do you know any? I don't know any. The only time I ever experience it, again, is the people who go like,

I don't know why it's not just the popular vote, you know, who genuinely seem to not understand why. They seem to seem to genuinely can't even count shit in the state most people and you did a whole country vote We'd kill each other. Yeah guys not understand that like once you have Like, you know again a lot of people in California stay home cuz they're like I don't have to go to the polls It's California the wood is gonna turn red. No. Yeah. Yeah, so it would be a waste of time it would be a completely different game and Yeah I don't know. I brought in some stat. Well, give me some stats Okay, it tends to magnify the margin of victory the electoral college creating clearer mandates to govern

I didn't think of that one creating clearer mandate. it looks like you won by a lot, right? So you go whatever you want. Like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I got all these, look at all these states. And you're like, wow, I won the whole state. So I could do anything. Everybody in that state loves me. Even if you look at the actual state divvied up,

some sections were red, some were blue. Cause like the popular vote's like, you know, 10,000 people, whatever. I don't know what it is. The difference is very small. But when you look at the stage, you're like, wow, everybody from there loves me Yeah, even though they don't obviously don't Isn't that interesting though? Yeah, never thought about that. But I'm like, oh, yeah a lot of people in California are Republican there are yeah, especially win more Mexicans, you know

Honestly, I don't know why California is so blue because it seems like everybody's seems like everybody's like man I'm getting taxed to shit Criminals all over the place well. They're they're putting a stop to that. I think that that new What's the bill or whatever I will vote for that yeah? You know they put a rider on that that it was like yeah, okay? We're doing a under a thousand is now back to being a crime and also Thousand is that what it is yeah, they made it over a thousand and they said it's under thousands back to being a crime and also drugs

Yeah, they added drugs to it. Fuckin assholes. I think you have to have two or three priors, but yeah making a new drug thing I'm like I don't want to lock up drug guys. I don't like a I can't vote for it then It discourages voter fraud by isolating its impact to individual states. That's interesting imagine how much I mean So you can only steal one state yeah, yeah, and you can't have like a like the where's my UPS guys You know they got thousands of votes ready to go Imagine you're like in you know, Maryland. You're like, oh, California know, they got thousands of votes ready to go. Well yeah, imagine you're like in, you know, Maryland, and you're like, oh, California made a fifth, eleven-dee billion votes for the poverty vote. Can you believe it?

We don't have like paper printing stuff over here. They're right next to China over there, right? Yeah, exactly. We got all the paper. It's pretty smart. I tried to bring in like, you know, neutral reasons. Nah, I find that interesting. It contains election disputes within states

borders instead of triggering like a nationwide recount for everybody. So you can just fight over Florida. Florida fucked it up. We did fine. We didn't have no choice but to go blue but Florida really messed up. That's good. I like anything where you can go like, oh Anytime we get to point at Florida. Yeah, they fixed their stuff though. Did they? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know I'm someone they get double dominion The new double dominion machine is gonna be twice as fast twice as exciting Yeah, the mark the mandate thing that was one thing okay, and Yeah, the mandate thing, that was one thing, okay. And it has decided 17 out of the 29 elections since the 1900s.

How about that, by margins of 200 plus electoral votes. What do you mean? Was there a time that the electoral college was not being used? It has decided 17 out of 29. So it has been the reason that somebody won. Oh, okay, it has been the reason, yeah. The electoral college process.

Whereas they lost the popular vote, it has been the reason, yeah. The electoral college process. Whereas they lost the popular vote, but they won the electoral vote. It also, here's something that I thought was interesting, it encourages a two-party system. Because you can't possibly win as a third party with the electoral college. But that's bad. I don't think so. You think a two-party system is good?

You ever talk to a third party person? As a libertarian? But that's... honestly they... it's not the third party people are bad it's that the third party... they're crazy it's that they're fucking crazy! Well it's cause they're crazy because there's not like a viable third party if there was a viable third party it wouldn't be full of crazy people. It is! What do you mean if? It's not if! It is crazy! Libertarians, fucking crazy! Green people, fucking crazy! Sure! Green people, fucking crazy! Sure. Map people, fucking crazy! You have to, it forces you.

But they're crazy because it's a mathematical retardation to vote for a third party, okay? But if it was mathematically sound, then smart people would... No, we're retarded because we're just retarded. I really think I should be able to have a nuclear bomb. Okay, well. It's not... that's not because of math. You of Matt and everything you want so don't worry. Oh, then Israel's getting it another one Yeah, we'll be building it for them. What do you think Israel's getting 5,000 more? I thought it was interesting because it makes third parties Try to convince the two parties, you know

They're always weaving and getting indoctrinated and getting taken over and stuff their ideas are propagating through Yeah, I think it's actually probably a good thing for you know like having a two-party system Yeah, especially the way this is set up with the electoral college like forcing third parties to work I think dividing our country town With like one line that half the countries on half the countries on the other side is Probably going to be the end of the fucking American state at some point. But they're not! They're not really though.

They kind of are. Like a California Republican's way different than like a Kentucky Republican, you know? Doesn't matter at this point. It does! I think it does matter. California Republicans are like, yeah, gay shit, I don't care. But Kentucky Democrats, they're going to hail, you know? Yeah, okay, but if you think of there were like different parties and like everybody's

like, oh, you know, I'm this thing, I'm this thing. It's just like yeah. What kind of American are you boy? You read are you blue? Well, you're Democrat We doing that. I'm all the are you You know you're gonna lose Trump's winning I'm not I need to be because I'm in the center I'm just saying you don't agree with all the weird progressive shit that your party's doing. So the label doesn't matter. I used to knock a lot of that shit off. Huh.

We could have had Andrew Yang as a- He was supposed to be mayor of New York and then he would have been president. Yeah, Andrew Yang's a- He's like a third party fucking weirdo. I love that third party weirdo. Cause he's free money. Cause he's Asian, he's smart, he's got all that math in his fucking head.

All right, all these numbers, all these budgets. Why would I not want an Asian guy running the numbers? Yeah. He's just a smart guy, man. He's a good guy. What is your deal with Andrew Yang? I like him, he's just a likable guy. You think he's neat. I think he's neat. Yang? I like him. He's a likable guy. I think he's neat. I think he's neat.

I've read his policies. I like his policies. What do you like about him? I like UBI. I think it's inevitable. I don't think we could do it right now. You want UBI for white people. Yeah, I want UBI for everybody. Wow. A lot of people already have it. A lot of people do already have it. That's the problem. They should all fucking get it.

Everybody should get it. I figured it out. Yeah. I think, I think, uh, establishing a social safety net for all Americans leads to a lot less insanity. Yeah, it's called prison. So why don't you go to prison? I don't want to go to prison, but a lot of guys are going there. You can bring all your toys. It's costing a lot of money. They belong in a prison. They belong in prison. Well I got news for you. I agree with that but I would hope there would be a way to just give them

enough stuff where they go I don't gotta like steal more stuff. You think they're stealing cuz they're short on stuff? I think they're good again. I think there's a way to I know it's a long shot. Education we should beat them with books until they're dead. It's like it's like hey, man What do you want to what do you want to steal for you got a free TV from the government? They're criminals Some people some people yes are criminally inclined and we will have to lock away a certain segment of rape inclined We're gonna give him a free pussy Well, yeah, actually, you know what, why not?

Are you gonna pay some whores to go fuck them? I mean we're getting- Rape? Government sponsored rape? I think- Oh boy! I think- Woohoohoohoo! I think once we have discount fucking VR brothels all around the state, you're gonna see a lot less crime.

I think we gotta get sex bot brothels going. Can you imagine the prison brothels how fat and white those... The prison brothels. They look like clouds with eyes. They look like Mario game. Yeah. Can you imagine the brothels they'll ship around to prisons? Yeah, you're gonna have to. Whoever's cleaning those, I don't end to that job. Look like the state pub marshmallow man with a wig. Yeah, I hear that. And a Dallas Cowboys jersey. I think you get everybody, look mean it's been working in America we've been bread and circusing the people into a state of contented lull you know there's a lot there's less crime now than there has been no yeah crimes fucking skyrocketing

what are you talking about? Not skyrocketing, certain crimes up like 4% 4% is not a skyrocket. How much do you want crime to go up? I'm saying compared to historical crime rates? I thought you said crime was up 50% We're not back to the fucking 80s or anything man. What are you talking about? There's shit loads of crime. Two houses down the street from me got broken into they cut the fucking power and then broke in There is more crime. There is, yes, crime is up a bit. Okay, I think a lot of that is post-COVID crazies. People were locked in their houses

and now they wanna get out and steal. Who do you think is committing crimes? I'm not talking about that. I've said enough things on this episode. Wait a minute, where do you think crime comes from? Look, should we's a crime computer I'm just saying yes crimes up a little bit. It's not at like skyrocketing insane. Oh levels yet Okay, we got people pouring pigs blood in the car getting TVs down to like 200 bucks a pop has done a very good job

Of getting everybody just lazy and shitty. It's done. It's been pretty good You have no idea what crimes Radio is 20 bucks to steal it to do bad things some people yes, but a lot of people already got a radio And I can't even flip it so who cares You can't even flip the radio nobody stolen my radio sent in like 10 years 10 years last time I got a radio stolen. What do they do with what? Do the potential criminals do when they get money where they buy what do the potential criminals do with money? Yeah, where they buy when they make a big score get a bunch of money. What do they buy? They buy in diapers and cereal. I don't know they buy in

Flashy retarded shit. They're probably buying you iPhones and iPhones Maybe for a start They're probably buying you iPhones and... iPhones? Yeah, some. Maybe for a start. Well, what are they buying? Buying jewelry. Jewelry, sure. Goofy jewelry, grills. Goofy jewelry.

Okay, well now I feel like we're talking about a certain type of... I'm talking about crime. You're talking about crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about criminals. I don't know, either one being accused of bringing in race all the time. I'm not bringing in race. I know you're not.

You're just bringing in crime. Everybody can have a grill. Crime guys. All right, well that's my, this is why we need the electoral college. Yeah, I'm sure. People in Florida are like, that fucking guy doesn't know what's happening at all. Andrew Yang, what the fuck?

I do agree the shoplifting's out of control. I've even curbed my own shoplifting. I felt, you know. There was a period of time where it was fun and cute, now I'm well out. So you have enough money to buy things and you still steal well this I stopped once we uh We're doing just cuz you got caught on tape

No, I know that you get a little while after that once that once I got confirmed by a target guys like I don't worry You're not in the database. I'm like well. I can you know if I go in through the checkout. I forget to scan something What can you do? Yeah? They want you to do that who the target people they know you're gonna do it steal stuff They know if you're going through the self checkout. They're like well at least we didn't have to pay a cashier So if you want to take a candy bar you want to take it yeah, I think a toilet paper It's cheaper than paying a cashier. You know they factored the money in Dick here's a problem. I have another election problem. We're doubling up on problems, but that's fine,

because my problem is, I'll give a little story. I've been sleeping during the day. It was hot in California, it's still been a little bit hot. It's better to sleep during the day, and then at night it's colder, I can work during the night. And so I'm sleeping and I get a knock at the door. What are you, like a gold miner?

You sleep in the big time? Yeah, exactly. I sleep all day, work all night. No, I just, I like working at night. I work through the night. And I get a knock on the door, and I go, oh, fucking hell, probably a package, probably a UPS guy. I jump up, I run on the door, I go, oh my god, what do you need me to sign?

Need me to sign for something? He goes, yeah. I'm here with the Henderson McNamberberry campaign for Proposition 22. I proposition 22 like I'm fucking sleeping to get the fuck out of here What is this okay? My problem dick is a lot just need an education My problem is election spam is Look we all know there's an election I get it Yeah, and you guys don't have to keep telling me about it You don't have to keep filling my mailbox

with pictures of smiling Asian women who are running for comptroller. You should tell me what it is that I'm voting for. Okay, but like. But they don't. They don't, no. They don't even tell me their policies. How'd you like a prosperous America?

I wouldn't actually, I wanted more stuff for me. I get a picture of a guy and it's like, here's Henderson Mcnathernan. and he's been a district attorney of Clemjohn District 12 for two fuck. I'm like, yeah, what do I what do I do with this information? What do you want? It's like well if you vote for it, do you like America? Do you hate crime? I don't fucking yeah, sure Well, he hates crime too. And he also loves America's who you should vote for him This is not helpful a little fucking thing in my mailbox with a smiling picture of a guy being like, well

don't forget the fucking chin. The font stuff too. You want to take a survey? Bro, what is going on with that? The text messages and shit and the weird emails. Somebody subscribed me at some point to like every fucking political email or whatever. And all the fucking things are like, well it's happening. Democracy's dead. We're fucking dead folks. And then I'm like, oh all the fucking things are like well. It's it's happening democracy's dead

We're fucking dead folks, and then I'm like oh my god, and I click on it It's like unless you give 20 dollars supposed to do with this. What do you yeah exactly? Shirley Charlene Johnson well hold on tell me a little bit about Republican leaders is a good-looking lady. I guess that's kind of relevant by Republican leaders. I don't know what that means though It doesn't tell me who she... I don't even know what half these jobs are. It'll be like, Associate District Comptroller of Waste Management and... That I believe that you don't know what any of the things you're voting on are.

Okay, but it'll be like, Assistant District Comptroller of Waste Management and Schools and Pipes and things made of brass. And I'm like, what the fuck? That's one job. Comptroller is the job. OK, sure. It's not all those things that you're talking about. There's a lot of different fucking people. There's a lot of comptrollers.

There's a lot of district assemblymen. OK, I don't even know what my district is. You know what you got to do? You know what I did this time? What? For the voting, obviously, I went to Trump right away. I filled out half the bubble. And then I said, I wonder if my dick's big enough

to finish this Trump vote. And I said, yep, sure is. Finished the bubble. Then I went to all those other things. I'm like, I don't know what this is. I don't know who these guys are. So I went to Grok and said, who's less woke? And then I typed in all their names.

Grok said, well, this one was probably the least woke. And this is why. Did he give explanations as to why? He gave quotes and stuff, and some of them was like, it's tough to call on this one. Both of them have talked about the dangers of white supremacy. But based on context, this person was probably lying. And it would say-

This man was accused of slapping his black maid. And you're like, OK, well, that's not very woke, all right. But he had the maid. That's a little woke. that's a little woke. That's a little woke. Yeah. Although he's kind of like slavery though so maybe it's not. Yeah, it was easy. Well right now, Dick, it's interesting the thing with the text messages apparently during this, luckily I have my phone, somehow I've managed to escape most of this. I'm getting a couple texts here and there but some people's phones are getting blown up with these election texts. Yeah, mine are. Begging people.

These mass political text messages have exploded in popularity since a 2021 US Supreme Court ruling that's Trump's Supreme Court loosened opt-in requirements to mass texting lists allowing data aggregators to collect phone number lists and sell them to interested political groups or political action. Yeah, but you know, it's just a text like who cares. Well, it sucks. I don't want a fucking million texts telling me What the fuck's going on? Oh, fucking cry everyone a river. Well, like it's that big of a deal. Oh wow fucking delusional. Well, here's what's interesting though is I tried to look up. I'm like well as always I want to know how important is this like how much does this actually change anybody's mind

about who to vote for? And studies are mixed, but one study found that if it's like, how far away is the election now? Like, a month? Two weeks? A week. A week, OK. Yeah, you better enjoy your freedom while you have it.

I am enjoying it. For your last week on Earth. They're saying that if it's like a month before the election, all this shit is useless. Really? Yeah. It's like at this point, people's minds are just already made up. If it's a local- But you gotta remind them to vote.

That's what they said. Literally the only thing that matters is reminding people to vote. But all this shit about like, hey, have you heard about this guy? Have you heard about this guy? It's like, they're just either going to vote partisan or they're not going to pay attention to it at all. You have to hit them way farther back where they go, yeah, I heard about that guy four months ago.

That stuck with me. Now it's just like everybody's dead to the world and they're like, I'm just going to go in and vote and I'm not thinking about it. I'm not getting educated or whatever else How come there hasn't been anybody who like faked like stopping a mugging like nacho libre style. That would be smart. That'd be good, right? I don't know why there's not more not more fun. Well, hold on. That's why Trump going to McDonald's was the most brilliant thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm like, this is what the whole thing should be Did that Kamala should be like fucking you opening, like riding a roller coaster and throwing

money out the fucking side. Who cares? She'd be blowing guys. That would also be interesting. Sure. She could show solidarity with women. She went on that porn star podcast, right? Which one?

Call Her Daddy. Oh yeah, Call Her Daddy. Yeah. Yeah, I know people gave her crap for that. Well, is she going to go on Rogan? No, I don't think her crap for that. Well, she kick is she gonna go on Rogan? No, I don't think so. I want more politicians Honestly, I can't man, you know how great it would be if it was just like first of all

I just want a general intelligence test like a quiz like a game show Like they should have to do celebrity Jeopardy Trump verse Kamala Just like basic questions like how many fucking states are there like who's what's the capital of this? Who's BP is a child? Yes exactly. Yeah, how many children in the summer of 1983? Yeah, Tim Walls take to his cabin in China That would decide if you're hitting cameras though. I hate to say it if they did an IQ test for both candidate I would just blindly vote for whoever had the highest IQ. It's Trump. Well I don't know. Come on.

I mean I have a feeling. You know it's not that dumb bitch. Come on. She's a woman, so that's the problem. She's an idiot. You can't even fucking talk. Are you kidding me? Imagine that's on your podcast and she's saying all that gibberish.

Someone should have to show her a picture of a glass that is filled up halfway. Yeah. And go if I tilt this to the side, where is the water line? Someone should have to show her a picture of a glass that is filled up halfway. Yeah. And go, if I tilt this to the side, where is the water line? Did you see that? Did you see the clip? Uh, did you see the clip today? I think it was where they went, well, you know, for people who are saying, you know, what's going on in Gaza is the deciding factor for them, you know, that they can't possibly vote for a candidate who would, uh, you know,

would not stop what's happening in Palestine. What would she say? And she said, well, you know, I'd say to them, you know, that they can't possibly vote for a candidate who would not stop what's happening in Palestine. What would she say? She said, well, you know, I'd say to them, you know, look at the price of groceries. That is the worst sound bite. They're going, I can't vote for you because you're going to kill children in Palestine. She's going, yeah, but I mean, look at how much a fucking gallon of milk costs. I go, that's not a decider for these people. That's a winning argument. You guys are fucking dumb. Why would you run this fucking dumb bitch? Well, because we couldn't run grandpa because grandpa kept fucking sniffing the ice cream and falling over.

You should have run a corpse of Biden. Over retardel. We should have found like... Like her bad qualities aren't even showing up because she's so stupid. Don't you think? We should have not like like her bad qualities aren't even showing up cuz she's so stupid We should don't you think we should have not let her talk Yeah, I think once we got out of the first debate and it went pretty okay We could have cut off the Benz eyes. Now stop Now just stop no more no more talking to anybody just you should have pretended. She's in a coma like like a

Opera could have had her in the only thing she couldn't be allowed to do is go and dance With fucking Oprah or Ellen or whatever the fuck they do. I don't know what shows are left She should just say the truth though like actually I'm retarded But you're voting for the political machine behind me like I think you guys would like that honestly I mean, that's what you're voting for. Trump's saying exactly what we're voting for. That is the unspoken agreement. You've gotta say that shit! Yeah. Listen guys, it's not so much about me. Yeah, I'm dumb.

It's about everybody else who will be there. I'm gonna be on vacation. Yeah, I'm just the fun figurehead of this. I'm just the one- I'm just here for the Swifties to get their vote. I'm just here because guys hate me. Anyway, election spam. I don't need my- every day my mailbox pictures of smiling Asians and Hispanic people are any white people running for anything in LA I mean I'm just asking a general question I'm not saying that they need to but you know I would like every I go through the fucking mailings I go there's gotta be

at least one guy running for something Have you ever heard Nick Fuentes talk about demographics? Look, I know that but there's gotta be like they can't there's gotta be one job. You can't have a white person Unless they did blackface. I think there's like one white guy. It's like Department of Sanitation They're like I can have they got a computer somewhere at City Hall that they need somebody to run. I have a million, I could make sure trading cards. I could have an entire fucking Mexican family at this point with the amount of shit they've been sending me. Anyway, dick, election spam is my problem. And it's a great one. Election spam, electoral college deniers, man face.

And bigotry representation. Lack of. Lack of bigotry representation. Lack of bigotry representation. Yeah. Okay. Well guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems, the biggest problem of that show. We will have to record a bonus episode. Hopefully next week.

Dick was sick this previous week. No, I said, you said you want to do it this week and I said yes. When? You said you can only do it on Thursday. Wednesday. I don't know. Wednesday and you're like I have to find out. And then you were, you disappeared.

Yes. It's your fault. It was my fault. That's correct. OK. I got confused. But we'll try to do it. We'll do it this coming week.

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So say that doesn't hurt. I hit like and it fucking trends. That would be great Hey dick, hey Vito. Hey Assuming the dick is there. I mean if the show is even still going on at this point the biggest problem in the universe That was a slam on me. Why are you making fun of that guy? Everybody is always fucking oh if dick's even there if there's even a show Hopefully, I don't have to listen to veto do a show because I would be the worst thing in the world What if veto's friends show up and do a show oh You guys they're in your head and

What do you do is doctors that don't listen to you doctors don't listen? I'm no hyperchondriac But I know doctors had to deal with several of these fuckers a day that want to just miss a day of work, right? So make up something anything. Maybe you Maybe something has to be wrong with me. Something has to be, you know, oh, you got a little cough, yeah, no, fuck you. Go fuck yourself. And then I show up, right?

Later on in the day, like a responsible person, you go to a doctor's appointment at the end of the day, it's when you said it, right? I'm the last person they have to deal with. So a whole day of these guys, where they're like, get some rest and take a cough drop, and I'm like, person they have to deal with. So a whole day of these guys where they're like, get some rest and take a cough drop. And I'm like, hey, I've had this cough that's

been going on for a while. 100% agree with this guy. I got the same problem. I think part of it is because we sound like we're insane. Yeah. You and I, sir. Well, when I saw this was a minute 41 of rambling about, hey, dogger.

You go to the dogger and there's a doctor. I'm like, yeah, I got it. I got there. I figured it out. Somebody sent this in. Oh is it is it another wig Vito's hair is coming as King Vito King Vito This is from this is a Why do these always have Chinese writing on them which makes me worry that they're made out of the scalps of orphaned Chinese children This is a curly Party is credit card fees at gas stations and other convenient into Chinese children. I know. This is a curly, costing wig for party. Is credit card fees at gas stations

and other convenience stores. That's a good one. It's like, come on, guys. Just hide the fees, raise the prices. Do we have to see this guilt trip every time I come to the store? If you don't pay, if you don't spend at least $3, then we're going to have to charge you 49 extra cents. Oh, yeah

Wow Great look at that. Oh Yeah, like Mozart you have that tingly stuff like Mozart Wow Problem shall be had today. That's like Shakespeare. I don't fucking know. I don't know what time period any of this shit is. Well, howdy, Vito. Welcome to my ranch. Howdy. It's called the Healthy Cowboy Living Ranch. With a simple balance of diet and exercise,

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Okay, here's a good hidden Valley. That's where I'm going. Hey, Vito The biggest problem in the universe is people bitching and whining about the changes to how blocks on Twitter work The biggest problem in the universe is people bitching and whining about the changes to how blocks on Twitter work. It's so easy to circumvent blocks and read the tweets of people who have blocked you that this basically changes nothing, which makes it really whiny and pathetic when people private their accounts and say they're leaving Twitter over it. I would start to see the veto in hops on this bandwagon. For some reason I thought he was above doing something this retarded.

Go figure. Well, go figure. I have privated my Twitter account and it has resulted in me using it less so who knows maybe it'll just trickle out. Now you're really- I'm using my alternate accounts though. Oh yeah, VNN. VNN is active and live.

Now you have to like swallow a big like pile of shit to unact to unprotected When you're like come you know when you when your post nut clarity kicks in and you realize that all this block shit is dumb I don't like wow I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna explain why it's not dumb I know why it's not dumb, but because it's nothing that block is like the same thing that it was before basically It's not it's really ha- that block is like the same thing that it was before, basically. It's not, it's really not. People could screenshot, you know? Uh, yeah, people could screen- like that's the problem is people screenshotting. Yeah.

Yeah, but what's great is when you block these psychopaths is like they just don't see your tweets and then they're not there. No, I still see them. Cause people in Discord will post stuff. From me? No, from people that I'm, uh, stalking. Yes, yes, if I- I still see them, because people in Discord will post stuff. From me? No, from people that I'm stalking. Yes, yes. I still get them. OK, if I see something truly outrageous,

that'll get screenshotted. But it was getting to the point where I'd be like, oh, man, I can't wait to have a sandwich later today. And then some psychopath had screenshotted and go, sandwich is code for a child. He's going to rape a child. And I was like, OK. Well, I just just so what are you

doing now you're on private now it's all I've added to win until I either a decide I would like to use Twitter as a promotional vehicle again to me you're talking about like using heroin well I'm gonna use heroin as a promote not nearly as many people call you a pedophile on Twitter as call me a pedophile on Twitter. I have a very unique- Whose fault is that? Well, I'm- sure. I'm not saying it's your fault.

I'm saying I have a very unique situation where anything I say on Twitter ended up getting screenshotted and reposted by people going like, Oh, there you go, you rapes fucking kids. He said he just saw the new Marvel movie. And that's code, man. That's code. I have Matt Barr who I haven't talked to and like said anything to in six months. And he's still every other fucking day going, Well, there you go, Ethan van Sciver's hanging out with pedophiles.

Oh my God. That guy's crazy. Yeah. So imagine again. Look, so well imagine again Look, I can't get into it. Let him win though. I Got letting them win. You can't let it it's it's here's what here's what happens when they don't win is remember I told that story about how a Certain person saw my that that I saw him kneeling or a super killer kneeling on ice on picture

Oh, yeah, that was great And then I got an insane email followed by an insane phone call about how I am trans person Yeah, oh, yeah, okay, so like I don't want my tweets showing up on that person's feed They go. Oh my god the veto is still doing stuff. I have to fucking harass him. It's bro It's just that'd be a funny email then you read it on the show Don't I'm you call him on Twitter in the way that is going to make me the most sane and happy Okay, I know yeah, I just think you'll be back Maybe you'll come back because now you're you're already testing the waters with like your VNN news network

Well, yeah, but I can just post stuff on there I'm like, oh, that's the only the only thing I miss is being like, oh, that's a cool tweet I bet if I had posted that like, you know, it probably would have got retweeted a bunch Yeah, the only thing I crave from that is I'm like, well if I can get that somewhere else then I still get that Yeah, exactly. I mean that's all Twitter is you'll be back We'll see what are we putting, what's the over under on you coming back? Before the end of the year definitely.

Honestly it's been, you know what? Like I mean- You'll sneak it in during Christmas where people won't make fun of you because they'll be with their families. You can, you don't need to make fun of me. If I decide I want to- No, we do, we do.

Why is this? We do. If I decide, you know what, I would like to have my tweet seen again, it's not like, oh, fucking blown out! It is, it is it is you're right too cuz I'm gonna go when that blocked in comes down I'm gonna be I think it's already down is it not down yet no no no really not well we'll see

what happens I'm gonna be like I'm posting on Instagram when the bad guys break into imagination land you know that in South Park when all the bad guys busting and they start raping everyone. You're gonna be screenshotting everybody. That's gonna be me You've noticed but uh Twitter has become a place that guys like you are thriving and having a great time funny guys Yeah, the funny guy even democracy guys Nick Funtas the lead comedian Funnier than Nick Fuentes, I'm not gonna comment so you do you do think you're funny? I think we're funny in different ways He's funny like you're funny like people call you a pedophile and it's funny All right

Victory news know that dick worked harder to rip that Quran slash Bible in half is a Bible you did in your whole weight loss journey. It's incredible That's true, but that's thinking Really blown out Alright, I don't know what any of this shit is actually there's any of these interesting events. I don't know Hey guys, my biggest problem in the universe is the H-word offense. H-word?

I mean, if anyone's- Homo? Is caught saying- Whoa! You can say Homo. I can't. Homogeneous. Homosapien.

They just get reamed out of existence and they're not allowed to run for a sort of office. What in God's name is he talking about? I have no fucking idea what that guy's talking about. I would prefer a niggler voicemail at this point. Some of you guys are psychopaths. Guys, one more time, and one more time I'll thank our sponsor, RiseFree.org. Make a pledge to vote, guys. The stakes are so high in this election and

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I'll eat a bullet if Trump doesn't win. You're gonna eat a bullet when we steal that fucking thing. They don't have enough. All this stealing stuff, They don't have enough They've been fucking around. Yeah, they've been they fucked around. We can't do the Dominion machines again You guys already figured that one. Yeah, you guys don't you guys don't have the cheese talking about I've been talking my we're wise to you Trump said he's locking all you guys up talking my guys at the UPS They're like, well, you know money to hire a bunch of guys to stuff the balance anymore. It's all

No income tax you Did Trump say that? And those two black ladies were running the whole thing. We're like, we needed them back to do it again. And now they're just living in Broody's fucking mansion. They're not even helping out. Playing with all of his stuff. They're the ringleaders of the whole fucking thing. We're like, you gotta get back in there.

Putting his pants on and stuff. They're putting on his fucking Super Bowl rings that he bought and shit. Putting his teeth on. Putting on fucking... Oh, look at me. I already drilled my eye out of these. Signed fucking Jeter jerseys and shit. Which they definitely do not fit into at all. They're putting on fucking jeeter jerseys and shit. Which they definitely do not fit into at all. They're so fat.

No, they gotta wear them around their necks like fucking Shaqeefs or whatever the fuck they are. Shaqeefs? What's the name of the fucking murder scarves that Palestinians wear? Uh... The ones that every Jew keeps complaining about where they're like, I can't believe you would let them wear this in the coffee shop. Shoes are complaining about something? Yeah.

Can you believe it? I didn't hear about that. What are you gonna do? Guys, get your super chats in. Do I have a mouse of some sort somewhere? There it is. We're gonna read your super chats. Thanks guys. Thanks everybody who came by the call-in show and now we're back to doing that cool Mozart wig thank you I think I wear it well okay for who gods for two it's just thanks for not killing yourself Cardinal Cardinal five we love veto synthetic shinobi five biggest problem are credit card processing companies are

not letting me super chat for the last two episodes I tried using mad bucks instead but it didn't work Should have aesthetic show you for another two says hashtag Vito did nothing wrong you demand VEETS Real black guy for two get the Hassan gem next. I can't follow that guy that guy's in LA, huh? Seems cool Okay, well, you know I know destiny hates that fucking guy Yeah destiny really hates him. And Destiny's whole audience now is trying to get him kicked, trying to get the CEO of Twitter.

They've totally lost it. I want to imagine that it's a, like, hey. Now you guys are boycotting Amazon? OK. Cool. Well, Destiny, I saw Dan, who is Destiny's co-host, they nailed Twitch on the fact that if you were in Israel, you couldn't sign up for Twitch for a year. Yeah.

And they're going, oh, you banned all the Jews from Twitch? We got them! Hey, everybody! Hey, everybody! Check this out! Hey, everybody! Hey, everybody! Yeah.

I'm going, what do you mean they banned all the Jews? You mean Israel. Israel's not the Jews, right? You know that fatigue that you get when you see it's like Captain Falcon is Mr. America? It's like that, but for Israel we're all feeling right now. Well, when I end up going up on that podcast at some point, I'm glad I waited for all the drama now. I want to have something to talk about. Aren't you waiting until Superkiller comes out?

Yeah, well that's right around the corner. You think they'll still be having more in the Middle East then? No, we're going to get that all over. Once Superkiller launches, all wars will end. Like, his son's just, he's retarded, but he just says like the most, he says such retarded shit I almost like him. Cause you can point to anything he says, it's like, that's fucking totally retarded. He had that friend who's that fat Islamic streamer who said like, I hope all the troops get PTSD and die.

And I'm like well, yeah What is this what is this they get shot at what do you mean that's wrong I Hope they get PTSD from all the murdering kids that they're doing Is that not a reasonable place to park I think it's within the bounds of free speech to say you don't support a military. It's pretty much the basic, the most essentially protected speech. Speech against the military. They didn't even codify that one. Like, well, it's against the government. What about the military?

Yo, you're supposed to be, that's what the second amendment is for. You're supposed to shoot them. Like, oh, okay. What about saying, I hope they stub their toe and they're loading me into a COVID FEMA camp? No, no, I can't say that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I should be allowed to spit on Rambo and call him a baby killer, and it's

the fodder for great entertainment. Are you guys insane? Well, that's what's going on in the neck of the woods. The DOJ just, sorry, they just passed a law saying they could kill American citizens, right? Yeah. Did the Department of Defense do that? Oh, okay. But I hope they don't get too stressed out as they're murdering American civilians.

Well, it's interesting, if she said anything about cops, I feel like nobody could say anything. I know they love it. Yeah, she said, like, I hope all cops, like, fucking shoot their wives and themselves. I hope their wives all fight back from getting domestically abused. Yeah, well there you go, yeah. And ice and fucking blast them, right? Oh, how could you say that about her? I went and go, yeah, I'm there with you on that one. The military.

I mean, she was too fat. That was probably her biggest problem. But you gotta even protect the fat. You have to protect fat women's rights to speak, not to eat. They gotta open their mouth for something. Yes. They're either opening it to speak speak, not to eat. They gotta open their mouth for something. Yes, they're either opening it to speak or opening it to eat.

If they're talking, they're not eating more fucking challah bread or whatever the fuck she's been eating. I support it, because you can ignore a fat woman talking, but you can't ignore them eating. I did learn something about the Islamic, or whatever, I don't know, Islamic community, where they refer to people who are like, you know

Pretend to be friends of Islam as a sabra eaters, you know the hummus Who's they they refer to that that was like their joke They're like a bunch of sabras and you're like, what the fuck does that mean? It's like cuz we eat the shitty hummus at the grocery store And I was like, yeah, how's Gaza look? It is always interesting when you want to insult those little seven-year-old girls getting hummus Whenever they want to come up with like a slur for like white people. So I was like you guys are crackers Why are we crackers?

You know cuz you crack the whip for all the slaves you own you're like well that sounds like I'm in winning that situation Pretty much only one slur for white people isn't it? Yeah, isn't there only one effective slur for white people? No, no, okay Slur for white people isn't it? Yeah, isn't there only one effective slur for white people and whitey no Yeah, okay, Brits man for two says team guy veto is proudly voting for come swallow Harris. Yeah Fr. 8 to 4 to get off that blowjob shit who does everybody that makes her that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about Yeah, Kamala She gives a good blow. For five, he says, good to see y'all back.

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Because we fixed that. So we had to... Maybe, yes. I don't know. Some of the art was a little rough and we had to fix some of the some of the poses there Cheese and word that's the word you describe it the tea slur. Well, I'm allowed to say that No, I'm trans. Nah, not enough. I'm getting there. You gotta have the chair the other way License We're taking it back. You don't park like a lady. My people are taking it back. Yeah? OK. Let's see.

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Alcohol. Well, I mean, if that's the answer, food? Obviously. Yeah, obviously that's my favorite. Pure and denial. I'm not in denial. That's what a fucking denier sounds like. I'm not denying it. Obviously food is my favorite drug.

What is this, favorite drug with your fingers? Oh, food is my favorite drug. If we're talking about that. What is this favorite drug with your fingers like it's a club? Oh, okay, my favorite drug is running, you know, it's like one of those fucking things. But it's obviously not. Okay, yeah, cuz when a guy says that, that's retarded. Well, is he sacrificing his life and health for running? Some- I don't know. No. Maybe. Then he would be an addict. Sure.

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Are you liquor maxing? Are you booze-pilled? Bass retard for two. Thanks for not killing yourself, Vito. Hi Richard. Bass goose for two are you look or my exit are you booze pill based retard for two? Thanks for not killing yourself veto. Hi Richard base return for two says just kidding. Welcome back smiley face She lives for ten says money. Thanks love that LJ Claverino for five because problems taking drugs before a concert, but you peek during the shitty opening band And a pig and a kind of drugs you taking that early man they should last longer jay glover 406 for 10 the biggest problem is porn videos edited down from full length so the girl goes from fully clothed to instantly gagging or screaming I need the build-up to get the job done not a jump scare you should try

gay porn why are you watching the part where they talk and yeah do people really go and they're like oh I need to understand how the sister got in the laundry machine and then you go to where this trips are Or was she like right there? Maybe something startled her and she fell into it. Yeah, I don't need that part Pigeon for 10 says MAGA. Yes So I go not a coal for five friends. Take your dad if you're young. It's very important second I go for five Thank you for not killing yourself dick quit acting like the F slur will do in your other show Because of Patreon when Comtown had the biggest one and they said it constantly. Yeah, but they're liberals you fucking moron. Yeah

And also I can't even make fun of fat women. I lost my fucking YouTube channel over fat women. Also, it's more about people It's different rules for different folks. I have people inside all of these companies that personally despise me. That's the issue. Get a fucking clue. Say it's quid for five, I'm on a thousand mile road trip right now that my wife insists on driving. Wish me luck, Dick and Vietz. Thanks for not killing yourselves.

Good luck. Hey, at least the lady's driving. Good luck. I mean, don't die. Yeah, but she can drive down the highway, hopefully. No telling. Cool4Two says Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump. Odysseus for two, the sunken cost valsy is the biggest problem.

Did we ever do that one? That's a good one. Boba the silent for five, I got all the women in my life without facial piercings or tattoos. To vote for Trump, patriarchy is back. Handmaid's Tale is here. Yes. You bitches are done. For two says make women skinny again. That's right. Oklavich for two biggest Trump voter in the universe. It's veto Why not Maxwell 21 for $12 veto? It's your boy prime biggest cringe in the universe is dicks get out to vote Twitter He's a bigger team guy than you these days. You have been telling people, you gotta get out the vote.

You gotta go, young men don't vote. You gotta go vote. Young men don't vote. Go vote. Except for you, Maxwell. Oh God, I wish. You go get married to a fat woman. Mr. Girl has a great, Why You Shouldn't Vote rap.

You ever heard that one? He should not vote. And you guys should not vote. It's a message to all the young people. It's actually a message to the African-American community. Do you want to marry that guy? He's so funny, dude. Do you want to be in bed with him?

No. I just, he's a, you never get, it's hard to find people where you go like, this is an interesting guy, you know? There's a lot of dummies who you end up being friends with, because you're stuck doing a podcast with them every week. But eventually you connect with a guy, and you go, this is a guy. Yeah

Let's see LJ clobberino for 10 vetoes you ever get q-tip freaky with crazy cat girl. No You've been talking to her anymore no, she just sends me an ungodly You want to see your look sure? Yeah, let's take a look. Okay, and I'll'll do my old wig well show me what this troll up has been sending to you, sir Hmm. No, that's like a Sherlock Holmes. You're like master and commander. You know You give me one you do the pirate. I can't do anything to the pirate voice. Oh look at this for Jesus Christ this is her this is my other she sent you recordings yeah oh my god don't show your Twitter why is my other box okay I don't care I don't talk to anybody on here man look at this what is What is all this crap? Just like shit. Look, nonsense.

A Catherine on the internet. And that's just one account. Let me see if I can find the other one. She has multiple accounts she's messaging you from? Yeah. Oh, here's the other one. A video. Nonsense. This is horrifying. These are just videos of what is all this crap on this? Well, don't show that I mean send me that later. Nobody wants to see that Look at this all this cheese all this cut that is a weird looking lady

Puke city she's got like a like a hellraiser face like there's little like wires under the skin. Yeah Look at this Okay Wow, you did not even respond once and she said you haven't even looked I haven't even opened it I don't want to you know, I wouldn't trust a fan of yours to spit on me. Oh, that's interesting Okay, and now she's screenshotting. Oh, this is horrifying. This is going on forever Holy fucking shit, you had a mile of cars. I've been crying all week. I please respond This is horrifying, this is going on forever. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I don't want the couple of guys in the discord we're gonna gangbang her she would probably she would just agree to it seems like she Seems like she's in an emotional state Johnny Rockford to says walls touches boy balls. I don't know about that

Self or two when's the furry con trivia happening that would be a fun one I did see someone finally executed on a bit I wanted to do years ago they went they went a furry contrast as Steve Irwin, sort of throwing nets around people. And I went, shit! I always wanted to do that, I never fucking did it. And then they got kicked out. Kay Swindle for 10, biggest California problem, ballot propositions. I don't work for the state legislature, why is it my job to research all this shit?

Well, I think that's why they keep sending you fucking ballots. No, no, no, no, no, just go to the Howard Jarvis tax group and vote however they say to vote. Yeah, some of that shit is creatively worded. No. It's always no. Vote no on everything unless you know specifically. Anything that says your taxes will increase by this much across this many years, I go, no. Yeah. The schools are full of mold. We want to- No. Nope. Don't care. The schools are full of mold. We want it. Nope. Don't care.

Don't go to school then. Yeah. Figure it out. I don't go to school so you don't either. That's how I feel. Pineapple man for five vote for Trump and I'll personally hand out one big honkin' slappin' gorilla biscuit per vote. This is a legal bribe from yours truly Vito G with several gorilla emojis. Exoneree Dersh for five. Should we vote for R.F.K. Jr.? He's a Kennedy. He hates the facts. And thinks the vaccine is gross. He said 50 years ago, they'd have you in the fucking circus

to all the fat people. He said that. It's funny because Michael Richard said it wasn't OK. But now if you say to the fat people, it's fine. Zeta Quintel for two. Love the rocket twink. Long live V Is that a quincelle for two? Love the rocket twink long live veto nation out think Vegas for two bet kamala at 2 a.m. When it's 10 to 1 interesting sure Tergery 5 Imagine hosting a call-in episode to hear viewer problems as soon as you take the first call it Chuck's dicks in my ass

Nobody wants that 14 pat for his CZK 69, bro. I love you and my boyfriend. Love you, too I guess I don't care anyway 14 Pat for CZK69. Bro, I love you and my boyfriend love you too. I guess I don't care. Anyway, I will force him to watch anime. Be I am a veto. Okay, this is schizophrenic. Cameron for five. Pay more money if you wanna put a million.

You can use punctuation. Cameron for five. Dick, when did you become Indian? I can see that dot from a mile. Hey, he's got a good point. What, dot? Yeah, you got a dot on your forehead. Oh, I do? I think it's got a good point what dot yeah, you have a tie on your forehead Oh, I do. I think it's like a zit bro

You have a giant Indian Zit on your head. Oh that yeah, that's a birthmark. I've had that yeah, I think so it's not a zit I Don't know man. I've never noticed it before somebody pointed it out Yeah, I probably got tan so you can. I think it is darker than it normally is. When is the Superkiller cross-Butch collab vets? Soon. When are you going to collab with a guy that you should talk constantly?

I have never should talk to him even once. What is this? On the John for five. Why is everyone trying to force drama between me and everybody else? It's called selling books, man. Everyone gets it but you. On the John for five. Why is everyone trying to force drama between me and everybody else? It's called selling books, man. Everyone gets it but you. On the John for five.

If it's any consolation, it was the best call-in episode so far. There you go. Dem Dropkix for two. What do you think of the great incel rebellion? Horrace. It's going to end in one generation, sadly. Flutterdashy for five. Vito, I haven't super chatted in a while because I'm broke. But I sold my car to tell you to play Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne.

I'm almost done with Final Fantasy VII. I'm 88 hours in. I'm doing all the side quests for some stupid reason. Chad Bronson for two. I vote not to add call-in shows to the feed. Well, either gonna do it or not. We'll see. Jore Kraknowick for 2 and 1.5. Pigtoe, you look like you lost some weight. I love you.

Oh, he's talking to you. Thank you. That's a very positive comment. Dengus McGee for 2. How do I get an Adderall prescription? I wouldn't know. Is that a Quincella for 2? I know how.

Edo loves him young. You want to know the easiest way to get any of those prescriptions? How? Is tell them, I'm just really worried about losing my job. Oh. Because then they hear, oh, if he doesn't have a job, he can't afford health insurance. He can't give us money anymore.

So they want to keep you employed. Life hack. Yeah. OK. So if you tell the doctor, I don't know, I've been slacking. I've been losing track at work and stuff. They'll go, oh, well, you can't have that, because then you'd lose your health insurance. I mean, we don't know. I've been slackin'. I've been losing track at work and stuff. Like, oh, well, can't have that because then you'd lose your health insurance.

I mean, we don't get money anymore. Bit of a convoluted all those steps. It's not a lot of steps. You just go, I'm having a lot of trouble focusing at work. You think the individual doctor is, like, worried about health insurance premiums? It's more that they're, like, that it becomes, like, a real thing for them. Where they're like, well, you know, he's got to have his fucking job. Is this what you do? You do this? Yeah. I mean don't tell them.

Adderall? You told everyone what you mean. It is true though that I go I need it for work. You know. What else do you need for work? What else do I need for work? Yeah what else are you telling them you need for work? That's the only thing I get from Adderall. I don't get Adderall. I get like a variant or whatever.

A variant of Adderall? Cocaine? Meth? It's called a Kitterall it's fun. You know Sega Genesis for five I'm just glad that my best friend veto is having fun. That's all I'm at. I biggest problem in elections No, well we can stream the stream the election night. No You know like all the fun and the hoopla and the colors and You know like all the fun and the hoopla and the colors and Gonna be doing something yeah, Ralph's gonna call into Ralph show on the election I'm sick swift sheik show skill as they swiftly shear six six sheep six sheiks sheep sicken Sending swift sheiks to solve the sixth sheep sick. I think that was intended for me and my inability to say six

Yeah, so I thank you for two Do it at the polls. Are you smarter than a voter? Agamemnoskium is the tenth. I don't think you're allowed to film anywhere. I don't know how far away you have to be from a polling booth. All right. Please never have Josh Eats Only at Denny's on TDS again.

Sick of hearing him field stand up bits and pretend to be a big shot. I'd rather just watch Vito do the Truffle Shuffle. I thought Josh was great on your show. These guys are nuts. McHellship for ten. Hey, Richard. Can we 10 we do our bit though where we go to the polling booth with a bunch of backpacks full of USB sticks and Just labeled just labeled the votes and go shit shit shit shit The lawyer, the lawyer, my legal counsel is advising me to not have a bunch of USB sticks labeled votes

and spell them clumsily out of a backpack while holding two big chili dogs I don't think that's a winner McHale shit for ten. Hey Richard is ten dollars enough for that Sean do his guitar talk next dick show Yeah, sure, but he's been gone. Strategia for five. Imagine bro-ing with your bros in hoodies at the park, but one of them tries to sit. He bro-spins his chair and spins dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that. Joseph Jennings for two.

Vote early, then vote in person. They don't check. That is not advice that I'm giving. LJ Calabarino for five. Everyone boycott. No, we're not doing that to a sponsor. Jesus Christ. He says, doing that to a sponsor. Jesus Christ. He says, please go to rise again.

All right, risefree.org. I honestly don't get what that is, but if you're registering to vote, and as long as you're voting Trump, it's fine. No super chats that tell people to avoid the sponsor. That's going to be a rule. I'm sorry. Odysseus for two.

Is it a Democrat? I mean, I know that girl that sent you the ad It's obviously a Democrat to be I mean again It serves the millions of students most impacted by lack of equitable access who are at low-income BIPOC and LGBTQIA Retarded so I'm gonna say it's probably left-leaning in a way, but really they just want to get out the vote It's too hot for it to be Republican. They just want you to get out the vote. Yeah, we gotta vote. Straight-A-Raid girl. And register at his site. She's a good looking gal, I think. I don't remember. I don't remember what she looks like.

I know what she looks like in the face, but the tits were amazing. Odysseus or two, we need more fictional racism, says Vito. Mike Hunter for 5 Australian, maybe in episode 4, Obi-Wan Kenobi said, I don't remember owning a droid because he was a clone. Okay, Kagon Postal for two says gay. Dignity Post says five. Breaking news, Riley's not free and his next court date is in three weeks. November 14, 2024. Go to the URL freeRiley.fund to save him and defeat the evil. Eric July. Guys, Riley will be in court. He still needs money, right, to fund his legal battle.

He has to go to actual court. Yeah, so he has to go where? What state? Texas. So Riley will be traveling to Texas. Obviously, he needs money for his travels and his fund. He needs a lawyer to rape Eric July in court. I don't know.

Sure. I mean, that's a valuable thing. Eric July is court. I don't know sure. I mean that's that's a valuable thing. Eric July is a bitch, he's a fake gangster, and he fakes his black accent. He doesn't use correct ebonic punctuation. His ebonics are failing. His conjugation, excuse me, his his ebonic conjugation is not accurate. No. He does not talk like a real black person, he's a fraud. All I'm saying is I think FreeRiley.fund

should collect more money than Achromatic Chronicles Green currently available for RIP-A-Send. Who's that guy? That's JDrunk3PO, who is the first. Drunk3PO has a comic book about black girl magic. Yeah, I was really weirded out. Which is fucking stupid. It looks like, I was really weirded out stupid It looks like I was like wait. What the fuck? Why don't you making this? What is it chromatic?

What a chromatic chronicles green? Chronicles green so as we all know man who has a weird smile who came up with this shit This was also the guy who said that I blocked him on Twitter because he made more money from his comic the man I said this is an adult man. This is his fucking comic book, bro What the fuck hold on? I do have to correct this is a loli comic book. I have to correct you This is what this isn't his comic book. This is the associated coloring book for children for his comic This is a white man. This is a white man's comic a white man Made this comic a magical black girl with afro puffs like the proud family. What a fucking weirdo

What a weird fuck so he's coming over to your house. You're like Let me see that let me see the new comic that you just did here it is It's a magical little black girl Get the fuck out of my house take your weirdo comic this weird fucking you adopted a little black girl from Africa like Angelina Jolie get the fuck out of my house. You invented a little black girl in your head which is almost worse You pretending to be the dad of a little black girl get the fuck out of my house. What's his name? Drunk 3PO Jay get your fantasy raising a black girl

Matt Damon my dad and I bought a zoo get this shit out of my house you fucking weirdo I think he's trying to assemble a kind of What do you call this is weird? He's doing like a captain planet You weird fuck or do it all at the same time You don't start with doing the planet here But you can't go right to the blind he did do he did a white kid for the first one He should have done another white kid. You can't go straight to the second one to the black guys to the black girl It's too obvious. What the fuck kind of cuck shit is this do a Hispanic girl second?

You can't go the black has to be third. You know what, do another white guy. And then do another white guy until somebody says, you're doing too many white guys. Cause no one cares about any of this gay shit. Start there, start with first principles. No one cares about this gay shit that you're making. It's fucking stupid. It's really weird.

It's really fucking stupid that you're pretending to have a little black girl to be her dad in a comic book It's fucking weird, bro I mean, it's also weird that Eric set up a comic come would be like we're getting rid of the woken comics This is gonna be like hardcore fucking action. Hey, my white friend made a little comic about a black girl You know, she's got a little mad. He's pretending to be a black girl magic dad. Don't touch her hair though, because that will make her angry, you know. What the fuck does some weird middle-aged white guy have to say about a little black girl's experience?

I don't know, man. Like, I don't give a fuck about her experience, but what is he, what the fuck is he saying about this? Yeah, I, again- Does someone have a period talk with this girl in this comic book Hey, your tits are just starting to grow Does she have tits in this? I know I know so she is not on her period yet Yeah, Jay why the fuck do you have a pre-pubescent little girl on your comic book you fucking weirdo

You fucking weirdo well well maybe she can meet blood Ruth and they can talk about periods it'll be a crossover holy shit you're gonna develop your blood powers very soon and they might not be as powerful as mine but the white man who wrote this thinks this is how periods work. Everyone's going to jail. What the fuck dude? Could you imagine if you came in? Hey, I can write a comic about a little Asian girl. A little Asian girl.

Her name is Don't Say No Much. Don't say much. They already tried to get me, they already tried to say my character was a fucking loli because you wore a schoolgirl outfit on one of the covers. This is loli! This is actual. this is fucking lolly Nobody's better drop pornography of this Hashtag hashtag what's the name of the book a chromatic chronic a chromatic?

Don't draw any lolly pornography and hashtag it a chromatic or rip his sand. Whatever you do I'm saying I disavow it to guys if you drop pornography, Lolli pornography. This election is so important to young people I can't even begin to stress It's the most important election of all time. You gotta vote for Trump, you have to vote for McDonald's. Do whatever feels right. Anyway guys available Free Riley dot fund we need to get him more money than this gay comic book. What a fucking weirdo dude. Has there ever been like a good enough man writer to write a little story about a little magical black girl? If William Shakespeare says like, hey I got this new play it's about a little magical black girl, you say write it, do another one. Yeah, I would say if-

Write about like a flute or something. Okay, so like I go, you know you go through Target and you go to the kids book section and it's like 90 Like you're just walking through and you're like, oh, every kids book is just about little black girls now, huh? Yeah. And you go, but then you know you could see the author and you go, oh well a black woman wrote it out of that tracks If I ever saw one of those books Weird, creepy white guy On the dust jacket I'm friends with all these fucking idiots

Mikaela's first day of school, written by Steve You're like, okay Bro, what? So it's a prepubescent little black girl that you're making and you're coloring it? Eric July selling little girl coloring books? This is an add-on. That's creepy as fucking weird, man. There's a coloring book. With no tits?

You can get a stress ball. I'll say this, look, a lot of people give me crap about Superkiller's merch. I got better merch than Rip-A-Send. I'll say that right now. of people give me crap about super killers merch. I got better merch than rip ascent I'll say that right now. There's no literally no no you got to have no merch. That's why butch kill again It's killing. No no no none no yo-yo Disagree EVS knows like you guys don't seem to understand you don't seem to understand that he's like a established pro Oh, and you're an established no right? He's like a established pro. Oh, okay, and you're an established no, right?

So I have money I got for all that merch was a real bad idea Hey, a hundred grand for three years is not money. It's not three years. That's like a fucking joke is what it is Oh, we got a lot of wrong. I mean, it's not a little black girl with no tits a prepubescent little black girl I'm making a cool thing. At least I'm not trying to sell people stress balls Yeah, that's retarded. You sound like Pogs are cool. At least I'm not trying to sell people stress balls. Yeah. That's retarded. You sound like Izzy. Pogs are cool. At least we're not.

At least we're not. Alright, let me get this shit off the- Here's the rip-a-cent. What a fucking weirdo. He's a weird guy. They're all weird guys, man. This is the weirdest. The Geeks and Gamers guys are genuinely like fucking weird.

The streaming Tabitha? What the fuck? What's happening here? This must be the lady who helped them make a Help them make a fuck. This is the magical black Look like that at all Handling the magical black he's got that the blood magical balls. I got two balls here Here's the blue pill Here's the green pill where I tell this little black girl about her period and buy her tampons at CVS.

Does that happen in the book? I'm glad Eric Jalani is helping people's creative dreams come true. What's creative about pretending you're like adopting a little black girl? Well here's what doesn't make sense is his first book made like a hundred thousand and I'm like well he's got to at least double that from Rippa center. It's not worth it Like it's weird. It's bad. It seems like Does she have kids or not? So a white guy who complains all day about how star wars is woke

Made this so I can only there's like a he should be complaining about Star Wars is pedophile Yeah, this is fucking weird Let me uh who put this did Eric force him to make this Tim Walls pay for this shut up with this shit All right, I want to hear about this all the a The Achromatic Chronicles green campaign is now live. Blue was an unbelievable success. It was a very believable success. A hundred thousand for a guy who's on one of those popular podcasts on YouTube. Bro, it's like mana like Magic the Gathering like yeah Give me a fucking break. Now it's Wonderful World Expands with Fortuna. What's that movie where, uh, Spider-Man is in a world that is black and white?

What? The bl- Talking about. Uh, Pleasantville. Spider-Man? Yeah, well, Tobey Maguire. Oh. Okay.

Smartass. This all-ages graphic novel by Drunk- It's a guy who watched Pleasantville and was like, what if that was a shitty book about kids? Officially launches Rip Ascend. There's, oh boy. Rip Ascend's here, baby. This is big time creepy stuff, man. Eric's fighting for a piece of like 50K.

It's not even like a, it'll probably do 100K by the end of it, but what's Eric's cut of that, 10%? Who cares, it's weird. It's gonna pay a social media manager for one month. It's a waste of his time. Just use a 3PL Uh, yeah, I wanna hear this Brought to you by- Every day I do the same thing. I go to school, I do my homework, and I go to bed.

Is that even a black lady? That's not a black lady Brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bro! You guys are fucking weird! You guys are fucking weirdos, dude! What the fuck is this? Shay, drunk 3PO! Bro! Stop! Don't release this! If you're ever sitting down, you're going- You gave her a little tit-line, you fucking weirdo, but there's no tits. You gave your fucking prepubescent girl a boob-line to hint that she has tits and there's no- This is fucking gross and weird. This is gross and sick and weird. Have you ever found yourself as a grown white man writing about a 12 year old girl going to bed? Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo What the fuck? Leave the kids alone. Leave the kids alone.

Is he gonna be talking about her masturbating for the first time? Is his comic about her masturbating for the first time? Yes, thank you. That's disgusting. If that's in there, that's disgusting. Maybe that ball represents puberty. Who knows? Well, all superpowers do. He's writing a story about it.

He's writing a puberty story. He's writing a puberty story. It's a coming of age story. And thinking about cocks for the first time? That's fucking sick. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Wake up the next day and I do it all over again. No one in Grey World ever does anything different. Fucking Grey World.

Here, different is the worst thing you can be. No one in gray world ever does anything different fucking gray world here Different is the worst thing you can be dude. This is a fucking grooming manual She's talking about her world being gray and then he comes in with juggling those balls of grooming Yeah, he's got all the colors of the rainbow and he says Not see LGBT this is fucking weird This is an LGBT adventure. Not CLGBT. This is fucking weird, bro. The sisters have nothing to do with this. This is a weird comic. If you are different, you go away and you don't come back. What?

I don't want to be different. She has cotton coming out of her eyeball. That's a bit much. Do the right thing. My dad, my friends, my teachers. Why does a grown man want to... Why would you want to write this? My only escape is playing in the woods.

Oh, God, what's in the woods? Sometimes I play with my best friend, John, but most of the time, I play by myself. John isn't afraid to ask questions and be different. Oh, bro! Bro, Jed, bro, John 3PO, you wrote a fucking grooming comic book, bro, you wrote a fucking grooming manual, you sick fuck, you sick bastard, oh my god, you fucking weirdos just cry about Star Wars being racist, or Star Wars raciously all day and you're writing this weird shit? You guys are fucking weird man it's like they wrote like I

like I like a gay coming-of-age thing like yeah my friends different but he's not for little kids not teenagers who are already pubescent for little fucking kids yeah wow that's sick and wrong this is sick and wrong interesting walls time ten they kind of end up making the same shit that they complain about, you know? Child rape manuals? Well. Whew. That's your definition of it.

Bro, that's what I mean, that's what I read out of it. Sure. I wouldn't give this to kids. You're asking them to get raped. If you give this to children, you're asking for them to get raped. Whew, imagine a teacher gives your daughter this fucking shit straight to Auschwitz

Questions I find myself having I can't help wondering what might be outside great world, and I can't stop Okay keep a secret no what the fuck What are they doing a rip ascent is manufacturing Mouth is wide open Can you keep a secret? That's an adult woman. No Saying that for kids appealing to kids. This is sick. This is sick trash. These people should I need to tweet this immediately This is a child grooming manual. This is a child grooming manual. Very sick stuff.

Hahahaha Can you keep a secret? That's fucking gross and weird! I'm glad we all reacted to that line. You should never have a little kid saying Can you keep a secret in a sexual way like that. Absolutely not. No. Tell your parents. I can't tell my parents what's going on in Grey World.

I can only trust you. And they change her voice down to like Can you keep a secret? Yeah. Stop. Can you keep a secret? All these guys are secretly gay, man. That's all it is. You're real gay if you're lucky. They got weird repressed emotions

that manifest them in their artistic endeavors They're all hiding something even made a new friend her name is green and she comes from the color world Green needs my help and I have a feeling things are never going to be the same And I'm a man now And I sit backwards on chairs, I'll get those tampons let's get a piece of those tampons I just look I don't understand why fucking gross man. What is going on? I thought we were making comic books. I were making Whatever this is this is wrong

Sick and wrong represent. We're gonna bring the edge back to comic books. My white friend wants to tell you about this little black girl he thinks about all the time. Okay, sure, tell me about that. Ripa send your parents into the other room so we can talk to you about keeping secrets. What the fuck, bro. They're sending the wrong guy to prison. If Riley goes to prison they should be sending Eric in. Free Riley dot fund is where you want to go. And a drunk 3PO to prison. It's just bizarre.

Well guys, again one more time, free Riley dot fund, please help him out. Based retard for five. Better find another show. This is an anti Riley zone. Hashtag can fine Riley. He can't stay confined K gone post over to if I have to obey can spam laws So should the government? Yeah, we're not just for five Canadian first voicemail guys spot-on Thanks for not killing yourself and we love veto knocking futz for five Thank you for not killing yourself fellas biggest problem air dry only bathrooms Yeah, you gotta have the paper towel. That air dryer does not catch you there.

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Nobody wants that. Dean Shock for five, thanks for the laughs, boys. Veedos, cool guy Fieri is in Vito's seat. Nobody wants that. Dean Shock for five, thanks for the laughs boys. Vito's are you still terrible at RPGs and need to play magic or something? Something competitive on stream. If I play magic on stream I will lose a million subscribers. Nobody wants to watch anybody play magic. Uh.

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making fun of the veterans I show you dick I'm gonna try another picture of Mohammed. Look at this. Ahhhhhhh. That guy's uh. God, what a fucking gay lord. That guy was really upset with you, huh? How would you like to say that to a veteran's face? Ha, okay. Boom. Ahhhhhhh. I'm pissing my pants cause of the PTSD.

Ahhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhh. Is there a guy's cock I can suck? That's why veterans get PTSD cause they get back from Iraq. Okay. And they don't do, they can't do gay stuff anymore and they have a fucking meltdown. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Oh, oh! Is there a guy's cock I can suck? That's why veterans get PTSD because they get back from Iraq, and they don't do they can't do gay stuff anymore And they have a fucking meltdown because they miss sucking cock so much Guys this election is more important than ever. I don't need any of you. Yeah, I Don't care

Yeah. I don't care. I love you guys. Let's see. John for five, huh? No mention of Vito blogging men's salad from the official biggest problem Twitter account. For shame, I thought this was an internet drama show. Well, it's not. She's unbanned now. Oh, she is? Okay.

Yeah. Alright. Aglidus for two. Oinktober, more like it's oink-tover. Okay. Zeta quinkink self or two? Looks like you guys brought that Comic Con spirit. We had a lot of fun. You had fun shooting. Yeah, I wish I wasn't so sick I was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god

I felt I felt bad keeping out there that long but we'll get a talk. It's horrible Yeah, we'll get you in the next one You're not sick Vito's fat tits for five over the life of an average hot dog machine It will have over five hundred twenty seven thousand wieners in it and catch 4,500 gallons of juice and it's trapped just like Vito. Good one. Mike hunt for five Australian watch Jeff and some aliens It's a hidden gem much like Gary and his demons. You saw Detroiters is now on Netflix. A whole new generation is discovering Talking about though. He's talking about other shows. You just brought another show into it Well, I know you really like Detroiters. It's cool. I like Gary and his demons too. That guy was talking about other stuff though

Like how about this other show? I haven't seen Gary and his demons. You gotta watch it. Yeah, that's good. It's great I was trying to talk about what I've been watching. I've been watching You gotta talk about Gary and his demons. I didn't even remember what he said because you're interrupting it. Watch Jeff and his aliens. It's a hidden gem like Gary and his demons. Rhinoxrus for five. Hey Vito, what fursona will you dress up when you go to furry con? I will be a pig. Zeta Queen, sell for two. Vito wins the fat, oh my god, phony grape happening. I have no idea what that is. On the John for two Canadian, name the person in the room or I will get you. It's my dad and he's here from beyond the grave to tell me he loves me that a quick sell for two

JD 3po more like gay P E Dio Does that guy have a dad that was really good that was really good Okay everyone called call that guy gaypedio on Twitter! Nice book. It's a nice book from Rippus and gaypedio. That's not my name! It's about a little black girl with lines on her tits cause she's underage and it's a straight line across to indicate that she does have tits. Weird. Fucking weird. Fucking weird. Very cool, man. Pigeon for 10.

The eubonic plague and its consequences have been disastrous for mankind. Mike Hunt for 2. Dick, where's your Trumpkin hat? Oh, it's up there. I gotta go through them all. It's got a turdgery for 2. Oh no, I don't wanna switch it. Ripa-sen brings you grooming and clockwise rotation.

And Dick, need to pose for 2. It says something by a guy named Drunk is for kids that's true all right here we go what's the game where we smash all the toys I don't give a shit of a man who cheats about little boys I can't believe we're still doing this thing what's in the box you know you want it why is this still interesting now

don't get on the scale or I smash it to shat well I hope inside the box there's a gun. Vito's booty, Vito's booty, Vito's booty. Kill me, kill me! This is the last episode of this show. We're getting banned for all action disintervention and all sorts of shit. Just kidding! Alright, what's it gonna be?

I don't even want to stand up today. Yeah, okay. Just kidding great all right. What's it gonna be? All right, are you ready a good thing too? What is it? I don't even know oh shit fuck It's a little thing. I don't even that could be good that looks like a magic card. I don't know what it is See I even tricked myself hold on because. Vito because I knew you. If it's a magic card I get to call an audible. I get to fight. Hold on. It's from? It's from, it just says two dick masters in Vito's booty, care of biggest problem. If it's a real guy's cradle, I feel like I should be able to trade in the two fake guy's cradles and get a real one. Who knows what it could be? Cause that's bullshit. What is it? Don't smash it yet. What is it? guys cradles get a real What is it don't smash it yet, what is it?

What is it I'll get on the scale what is it? Don't smash it. Yeah, what is it? Oh man this sucks this fucking sucks Come on, what is it? What's in the box? What's in the box? Come on! Oh come on! Man up! God! Wait, the dog's on the scale.

Oh, it's a bear right? It's bullshit. It's a My Little Pony collectible card game. Unless you reseal it with glue and there's a guy's cradle inside What's it? Let's see which cards we got let's see what's inside MLP Okay, it is actually my little pony looks weird looks like something that drunk PDO drunk pee would make 3d. Oh, I know not even any oh you got sweetie Bell was your hologram the crummy. Oh let me see my sweetie bell. The crummiest smile of all there is.

But she has unit sheet I can pay zero to cutie mark this card and when it becomes cutie marked I can I won't uh Yeah, there you go. There you go. You smashed my those could be good. They're not You know what? You know what made me upset about this as a graphic designer? Oh boy. Okay. Okay, what? There's seven- there's seven-

You gotta go vote for Trump. There's seven My Little Ponies, right? The main seven My Little Ponies. No, there's six. There's seven. No. Oh wait, maybe there's six. You're right, there's six.

Uh huh. Okay. So, how would you arrange six diamonds representing your own? Oh wait, maybe there's six. You're right, there's six. Uh-huh. Okay. So how would you arrange six diamonds representing each of them? Like a star of David? Yes! A six-pointed star, right? Here is the- No. Whatever. Here is the back of the My Little Pony trading card. It is six gems arranged around an eight-pointed star. It is the stupidest, most retarded design. Well, they can't do a star of David because everyone knows what it looks like. Six gems arranged around an eight-pointed star. It is the stupidest, most retarded design.

They can't do a star of David, because everyone knows what it looks like. Well, then don't make a star of David, but why would you put it on an eight-pointed fucking captain's wheel? Alright, I gotta piss. Goodbye. Go whatever. Alright, thanks to all our top supporters. Guys, Veto Files and Dickheads alike, we love you all. We will be back next week. We will have a bonus episode. Tune in at Patreon.com slash Biggest Problem. Watch our new video. Come on, I gotta go! I know! Alright, bye!

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