The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 162

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

video going viral? No, it's something with Kamala. Yeah, it's Kamala on the Joe Rogan show. And it's like fake. It's so obviously fake. And all these fact checks are for you to go, actually, actually, she didn't call Trump Hitler. And you're like, yeah, no, no shit.

Like, it's obviously a joke. Well, she did, but. Well, everybody has at some point, man. Biggest problem, YouTube, why is that checked? I don't know, sir. Okay. Oh yeah, cause we were... We did the bonus episode. We did the bonus episode.

Okay. Bum ba da ba. Is it always the same? Uh, what do you mean? The stream key. Yeah, it should be. Yeah, no matter what. No matter what.

Well that's good to know. Unless you schedule two streams, then it might have a second Yeah 4 million views on Twitter Wow Pretty good. He does good. He makes good shit makes good stuff, but he's been really funny man from a bunch of stuff which suck well I could see why. Elon Musk has to do a better job of promoting video though. It's actually weird how bad video performs on YouTube.

Yeah, the layout's just atrocious. Atrocious. Give me a video tab, man. It's not hard. I kind of feel like maybe he's doing that on purpose, though. Maybe video's so taxing on the servers that he's like. It's so hard. I kind of feel like maybe he's doing that on purpose though, like maybe video is so taxing on the servers that he's like so expensive. Yeah He's like, oh god, I can't promote the new might have to have advertisers bankrupt. Yeah

And then you get being of advertisers. Oh, I didn't print out that email Oh, no, hold on. I can do it real like last minute Uh, you got it, right? You got it. Yeah, I have it. Yeah print it out print it. Okay And also I have a voted up segment so if you have a song for that Yeah We finally get a sponsor and we just I don't know Okay, it's easy to read here tried to get us another one But I always say five more bucks and it always seems like that's too high for a lot of people.

500 bucks? 500 bucks seems like zero. 500 bucks seems like zero. Did you print it or no? Nah, because it's all like, you know, it's like an email. Oh, you can get it off the email, okay. Yeah. I could print his, I guess.

He didn't email me past, he didn't email me back. He didn't email you back? Jonah Goldman, huh? Gold standard. OK, print. And then Destiny was on Jubilee. Everybody. Everybody's having fun.

Oh, my printer's not connected. OK. Well, you could read it off the, or can we not read it off? Oh, no, because it's going gonna have everyone's emails on there. Well, uh... What's the deal? What's the deal? What am I doing? Three minutes if you leave me now the tuber for the new I don't know might have done that one website where you can go and vote it up definitely yeah okay

How about this one? Please go and just vote it. Vote up. Have we done that one? I can't remember. That one sounds familiar. Just go to the website. I think so. It's so terrible that I don't want to play it regardless

Tell your boyfriend not to come my way that it's not about enough though But is it an original music? Oh, that's a good one Okay Open the print queue yeah Printer props yeah, okay Somebody make a video game? What is this? ["Sweet Home Alone"]

Have you seen this? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, thanks guys. Oh hey, they did my thing. Cool. What? They put an Evangelion reference that I have previously made

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You can't force a browser size anymore? Try it He used to be able to We just played the video Like he used to be able to you know Yeah, if he made if he left the fucking now you should be able to do it no matter what well he didn't leave the resize No matter what that's what I'm saying. Right.

Aaaaaahhh! Aaaaaahhh... Disable full screen optimization. I have no fucking idea. Aaaaaahhh... Come oooooon! 7% next week. AHHHHHHHHH!

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This is the super super killer super time killer super video game that these gentlemen made and they're already making a sequel before They wanted to get it out before your comic came out and they sent this to me like months ago, right? But I want to play it because I thought it would have a Trojan virus Okay, so that's me There's you can everyone see it can everyone see on the stream. Yes assumes my desk is in the same room Oh, you know what and I said if it's full screen Vito's gonna get off on this because they fucked up What do you mean you were getting off that they fucked it up by making it full? So I figured it out last minute sizes look at this I can

Click the thing on the table on the computer and go on the computer I Want to spruce my place up he says let's go to Amazon. Let's go to Amazon Wow I Want to work on super killer? I need to hear back from my artist you say I could go for some beef and broccoli you say I should check on my phone you say It's this the version of a obese feast is something you can check on your phone. Oh your hunger meter look at that I'm very hungry Is that good or bad? You can investigate this later. Wait wait get the bag of food by the door It's a it's not real food. Yeah, but I just want to see what happens now. You're interested really this is saving me time

But I just want to see what happens now you're interested really this is saving me time This is saving me time like everything's like an excuse everything's uh everything's good What about the you're so upset by that game no you're like seething. Yeah. With resentment and hatred. I'm completely blown out. I'm uh. What is that guy's name? Coping and seething. Krill.Soul. He has a degenerate ape. Did he make that video though that some people were posting around? Is that the same thing? Let's play this. We'll have to play the sequel a bit later. Oh that's the sequel. We can't top load this episode with ads. I don't want him to ask for his money back. Yeah exactly. Super time killer time killer are you ready do you want a break from all the seething that you're doing about this game? Yes, from the huge amount of seething and coping that is going on right now that's good I'm glad I'm glad there's a whole extended universe based on what?

I've on my procrastination I guess. Seething. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Our magical crystals yeah for thousands of years of torment and reflection for you, but having a lot of fun I've been writing the writing future issues Gonna you should write an apology for what for your behavior after election day you guys are you're sorry for making the Great comic book and I'm very nothing to do with the comic. Oh for after all about your political ideology You put a bet down or no? No The odds are bad for you. I bet one soul one Satan you're gonna

What are you gonna do if a lady becomes president kill myself? I think you have to kill everyone else first. I think we got to cook up that book buddy. I Think you gotta at least eat a couple pages. You can't. Come on. I have to eat the whole book. Does it say you gotta eat the whole book? I said it. What do you mean it? I wrote that I would eat the whole book. What are the exact quote from in the book? A woman will never be president. If she is I'll eat this book. If she is I'll eat my book. There's gotta be a way we could cut it up and make like a soup. But you know what? It's never going to happen.

Wow. You know why? Why? Because they're dumb. They are dumb. And there is a... Honestly, being a woman is probably the worst thing Kamala has going for her. Yeah, and she's got a lot of bad going for her. She's got a lot of... wow. Today's episode is brought to you by Rise.scam.mp3. Alright, ready?

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From cultural appropriation to misunderstanding the Federation. And now he's talking about planets there. I mean, Hostic Master joining me is always a speedo to Swaldeed. Wait, why is he talking about the Federation? The Federation Star Trek. Did we have a Star Trek problem on the last episode?

I don't know. I don't even vet the rhymes anymore You know I've been asking for rhymes every week for two years, and I'll still get bozo's worse and worse Giving me whatever they think of my wife Like what does my wife have to do with anything buddy? Why can't our audience rhyme? Well the rhyming isn't the issue. It's the focusing on the specifics of the assignment. Rhyme last week's problems. Oh, yeah, like a big dump truck and Like a giant tomato, but you know, you can't cut it in half. What are you talking about? My dad was like when I was 14, like my dad was going through some trouble with my mom.

You are so far off the assignment already Well, you know we appreciate everybody's attempt to contribute I do not appreciate your attempts if you did not follow the specifics. It's a waste of my time Maybe we need to publish the specifics. Maybe we're not maybe we're not direct enough with people You know I reply to every single one of them who messes it up. Like when they send in a voted up stinger, which is just the song Tequila for 30 seconds. Hey, Jackass!

So we get copyright claimed. It's like, ah, good bit. You nearly thought that one through. Okay. Well, we've been having a lot of fun. We had a new bonus episode, guys. Available now on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash biggest problem. We need your money been having a lot of fun. We had a new bonus episode guys. Yes! Available now on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash biggest problem. We need your money because we have no sponsors. We recently tried to have a sponsor. If you were tuned in for the last episode, you might have heard us talking about how important this election is to young people

and why you should register to vote. And that's what we were paid to do. We were paid to. We were given a brief. You know, register at truth.social. Do anything now. Because we said, yeah, we can do an ad. Sure. So we did the ad. We each weighed in on why we thought the election was important.

Yeah. OK, you thought the election was important because everyone needs to vote against women. And that's your American right. No, I'm anti-child molester. Anti-child molesters. That's my main driver. I'm also'm anti child molester. That's my. That's my main driver. I'm also anti child molester.

I'm not enough to not. You're still voting for one who's maybe a child molester. OK, well, regardless. He's like, huddle up. Let's get down the field and don't drop the ball. Like, man, if I was in when I was in sports and Kyle in high school, if coach talked about that, 100% pedophile.

So basically, I got an email out of the blue before last week's show. And it was, hey, would you guys like to do a sponsored ad read? And I said, of course. You know, we're always listening to something like that. Specifically asking for this show, it was not directed to me. It was asking for Biggest Problem. And I said, oh, well, they must know the show.

They must know, obviously. They must be listening to every word and pleasuring themselves at the sound of our voices or my voice. I don't know if I should name it's like another kind of YouTube personality. We're not going to say her name but she's hot. We're not going to say her name but she's like... I think she thought she knew.

I thought she knew the show. They did her dirty. Well, she's... Here's what happened. They sent us the brief and obviously the brief said... The brief was a disaster. The brief was a disaster on a number of levels. Because I said, you know, I went on Twitter and...

Yeah. I don't even think you looked at the brief to see how bad it was, did you? Yeah, I looked at it and I'm like, there's no call to action here. I couldn't even make sense of it. There's no call to action. I had to invent a call to action. Usually it's like, here's what you say, here's what you say, and then... Here's the website we want people to go to, that we had to make up, because they have ten websites. I'm like, you say here's the website We want people to go to that we had to make up or is they have ten websites I'm like I think this is the website they want people to go there copy said click here Yeah, they're copy literally said click here. I'm like you want me to look into the camera on our podcast Don't forget audience click here

Give me the fucking URL so we do the ad read I and then I want I'm thinking something shady's going on cuz I got so many websites and stuff I'm like are you guys selling watches? What's going on? This organization, I don't know exactly what they're about, but apparently there's a lot of people who are very critical of them. Yeah. They've been buying people up, I guess. I guess there's a lot. Well, yeah, I think a lot of influencers have been getting these sponsored ad reads. Right-wing influencers are cheap. You can pay them to say anything. So do we do a great ad read we tell people to register to vote then we get an email About how they're mad at us

We'll read it if we make a thousand dollars We'll read it because we need to remake the sponsorship money that we did not give it back Well as I discussed to you, you know, you know's no refund policy. I made them send the money. Normally with a sponsored ad read, you don't get anything upfront. Usually it's payable on delivery. But you can't trust Democrats because they're stealing. I was like, I have the feeling that something might go wrong. I need you guys to wire it to me before Friday's show.

They wired me the money and said, OK, now we will do the ad read. Beautiful, lovely contact. so we have that email I don't know a thousand dollars where cuz it's at 500 for both of us. It's a thousand bucks a simple math I think if we get over a thousand bucks. I'll read the guys This is dick's rule I Think we will you know what I think we'll Mexican guy He tried to get us to read a freebie To get his money back

But you read a freebie or give me my money back said get our money back on that ad read now I was like I'm like come on. You'd be retarded. What are you talking about? Not only thing about like giving us more money was that what he was hinting about didn't even make sense works with influencers What I don't like what do you mean the election is gonna be over? What are you gonna? Have us do next promote some fucking Democrat mayor? I don't fucking know he's always a pedophile to get elected maybe maybe after we Chats that come in will feel so inspired to read it It was a good ad well part was a compelling ad to get people registered on your fucking site!

It was good! I thought it was, yeah, I thought it got the point across. Go register! Yeah. I didn't know it was an anti-Trump site. Hahaha! It's a little complicated. I think they only-

How was I supposed to know that? They also only listen to the top of the show. I don't think they listen further in where I complain about- Oh, and he screenshotted our comments? Like, oh. I was like, no! One of you idiots commented,

I've never seen a sponsor get- That was Mo Wang. He said, I've never seen a sponsor- This might be the hardest I've ever seen a sponsor get screwed. Good stuff. This jerk off. I want you to know that that comment was emailed to us as evidence that we did a bad job.

By a DNC operative. That the top comment was saying, we've never seen a sponsor get screwed this hard. He said, well, even your commenters are saying. So I want you guys. A little October surprise for you. Bah! I want everyone to know who comments. I have a disability.

I have a disability. If you don't spell it out, exactly what you want me to say, I have a disability. I have a disability. If you don't spell it out exactly what you want me to say, I have a very hard time trying to figure it out based on context because I don't get any feedback. All the feedback I get is negative. So I don't know how to process it because of my disability. As a podcast run by two disabled people, we tried our best. We're now being victimized and being told to give the money back. But we are standing firm.

I do want you guys to know, however, that your comments do. This is why YouTube comments are so important, because our sponsors might see them and try to take their money back. So way to go, commenters. You really got us in trouble I guess. Mo Wang. Mo Wang you got us in trouble. It's like a snitch to the teacher basically. Wow that sponsor's gonna be pissed. Check this out guys. Way to go man. Thanks Mo. I got an angry email from a lady and her boss because of you. Her email wasn't angry. Hers was, I wanted to think like she got it.

How's she gonna be angry typing around those tits? I don't fucking know. Oh mama mia. I thought we did pretty good. Maroon. I hope they saw the rest of the ad. It was a good ad. Yeah.

It got people to go to the site. People were even saying in the comments, I'm going to the site. Well, I saw some people were signing up with fake names and other bullshit. Oh, that's still a voter. That still counts, yeah, I guess. Sign up with your name of your dead grandpa.

It's all the same. Anyway, guys, if you know of any other sponsorship opportunities we can torpedo and destroy, please let us know. Because we were looking for, god damn it. It was a good ad and we did our best I think they just didn't understand you know what we were doing. We're helping everyone. You know there's a lot of that going around Yeah, well they wrote a shitty brief. It's their fault. They should have their it is absolutely their fault 100%

And now here we are giving more free promotion. I guess this isn't an ad either though No, we should double down We should send them an invoice Billing at and then their domain and see if they just pay it might work They seem clueless. I'm gonna be a felon. You know what made me mad about it I was like this is what the Democrats are spending their money on like that complete low amount of effort Yeah, just say you love Kamala like that complete low amount of effort. Just be like, yeah, just say you love Kamala.

And they're like, what the fuck? Don't go in this big roundabout. You got money for the Sphere, but you don't have $250 for me? Yeah, I can't believe they tried to get their money back. I'm like, you guys can afford it. It cost you more than $250, so write this email. Take one second off your Sphere time and give it to us. You get one less second on the Sphere.

You see those ad, ad men like crowing on Twitter about like, I'm so proud for getting this fear. Like you didn't get, you didn't, you just bought it. What do you mean? There's people like bragging. They got time. All the like the managers have Kamala's campaign or like posting it like so proud of our team. Like, what do you mean? You paid for a digital billboard. What are you talking about? That's retarded.

For yourself. You didn't even make it cool. Dude, like, and then Kamala's like, we built a Fortnite map, like a magic America town you can run around. I'm like, I don't understand what you guys think you're doing. Yeah, Holocaust Fortnite. I at least had like a cool idea. He's like, what if you can see like some fucked up shit?

Yeah. Oh man. All right. It's not just right just Jewish Holocaust and I said I'm listening look I know that little Jewish vampire is not the best podcast voice but I like it was like a reverse Pinocchio in that moment I want to reconnect with the truth fortnight Holocaust guy like that guy. Okay. Rough start today. Lack of fictional bigots won. I can't believe it. That was a great problem.

It's weird though, because it's true. Yeah. You know what someone else pointed out? You remember they made that fake Star Wars movie, the Rebel Moon? Acolyte? Oh yeah. And even Rebel Moon had like real Nazis, but they weren't like bigotry Nazis.

They were like rape Nazis. Those weren't real Nazis. Yeah, but like I'm saying, there's like look, they're the most evil guys in the universe. It's like why? They're raping. Because they kill, you know, white people. And you're like, no, no, no.

They got to like kill like one specific race of people. They're Nazis. I think only the Twilight Zone can have real bigots and Nazis, because it's like it's you. Yeah, you're the bigot. You're the bigot. In all possible scenarios. Every Twilight Zone is, you're the bigot. You were that guy.

You thought when they took the bandages off, it was going to be an ugly girl, but it was actually a pig. We're all pig people. You're a pig person too. And then it's a sign that when they take the banners off says you the audience The one who says they're not talking about me. You're the bigot. Oh my god. All right, like a fictional bigots election spam I had the top two. That's a two for Boom go register to to get a register for no reason cuz none of it matters

They asked to take the money back. Do I now say don't register and voting doesn't matter? No, I mean, I don't know. I haven't given the money back yet. So until they try to take the money back. You better give that money back after you've refund every super killer purchase. Every single super killer. I was really upset when that happened because I needed it. I needed it.

I have cancer. The 500 bucks. Yeah. And I needed that for tests for cancer 250 split between us. You can't really pay that's why I was Even halfway there. I was so happy Yeah, well, you know, that's the Democrats chat GPT man face Hmm, that should have been higher. Nah, that's a good one with trans stuff. All they care about is trans and sports now They don't even care. They just want to know who wins Electoral college deniers said last but not negative. So that's good speaking of a

Trans and sports. Oh, what are we gonna get some of those? I mean, I was watching the World Series and I was like this is bigoted You want some ladies out there? Hitting high fly balls long bombs away No, they get a they get a lady as a kicker every once in a while for like a college team do they yeah It's like a joke like when they let you see ya well not a long kicker, but maybe an accurate kicker I don't know no Women aren't good at anything Who was it who posted recently they posted it was like a clip of the

The WNBA final, you know what wasting money if there was a wasting money competition Women's sports would be it and you could only buy things that were advertised on Instagram Yeah, and you couldn't spend more than $50 per purchase, they might win that. I'd have a hard time spending that much money in that specific way. There's gotta be some competitions for women that would be enjoyable to watch.

Pointing out shoes that are in the middle of the room. They blindfold your girlfriend, and they put them in a house that they don't know, and using the power of their obnoxious nagging they identify where the shoe is in the middle of the room. Who can throw out the most necessary and important things in the quickest amount of time? Honey, where's my hammer? Oh, I threw it out.

Why? I thought it was Fred. Who can take the longest to answer what time we're going to dinner at? What time are we leaving for dinner? Well, then it's the Putin meme. Just sitting there, just thinking about it. Okay. Did you watch the World Series at all? Mm-hmm. It was good. It was interesting. Yeah, I deleted about six tweets when we won when we were oh why were you complaining beforehand?

Cuz we're down now and I was like 9-eleven, you know Plus all these pictures of World Trade Center getting bombed. I Deleted like fuck You know, although I feel stupid because then I look online and they're like, and you know to celebrate, downtown LA is full of rioters. I'm like, of course! Oh, why did I not go? You don't want to be involved in those riots.

They're blowing fingers off and stuff. Dude, that guy blew off his fan. There's a video of a guy being like, Yeah, the Dodgers! And he just blows his fucking hand up. And then, it's always the shock of blowing up your hand Is the most interesting thing cuz that guy's still like? Dude you just blow off all your fucking fingers Man that riot was awesome. I know I missed a bus on fire. I missed an entire looting of a Nike dude

I looked at the Nike store getting robbed They put up like one sheet of fucking a plywood That'll keep the youth out of the Nike store. It's not like they want the sneakers that bad And then they're just like what are you guys retarded come on? You need to put like a fucking turret out there my girlfriend's like can you believe this isn't this awful? I'm like it's awesome fuck that bus fucking great man this awful? I'm like, it's awesome. Fuck that bus. Fucking great, man.

New York would have done that shit. New York would have done some gay shit. New York would have like gone to a spin class if they won. They don't know what the fuck they're doing over there. My biggest problem is my inability to predict a riot. Because I always like, a riot will happen. Oh, look at this buzz! A riot will happen and I'll go, I should have known. I should have known there was going to be a riot. I would have went.

Come on, man. TMZ wants to. Come on, TM wants to just give me that picture. I just fan set an MTA, but no you got it I was taking the video. I was running it was playing this this is what I want, but it's all messed up You had it. Okay, it's all messed up now. I just want to open this picture look at that Open image in a new look at that. Open image in a new t- Look at that bus. That says victory all over it. I bet you thought you were gonna have a nice day, bus. But you are fucking getting burned by some Mexicans, actually.

Oh, it's one of those super long ones. It's got the little connector in the middle, huh? Good luck getting to dental college tomorrow, bitch! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I can't believe I missed another solid LA riot, man. Look at that jet! Every LA riot is a treasure.

And there's people still in there. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, they handcuffed him to the fit. They knocked these old ladies down. There was a guy wearing an I Love New York t-shirt. They handcuffed him inside, and they burned him alive. This is the LA spirit Okay, Mo Wang. This is the hardest I've ever seen a sponsor get screwed good stuff and they weren't screwed though That was a good ad skiff the dragon the guy laughing the background is great

Sven Stoffels, oh, he said people were people were split on whether or not they like having a lot of people love it I had fucking love it. I think that's individual is welcome to be on any episode of the show He wants a lot We gotta get that girl that set you up with the ad in here, too I don't know where she I don't even know where she's based on. She is a good-looking gal Unbelievable, I blew it though. I you know, I blew it. No, she's probably Charlie really stuck at my boss. My boss is like so mad at me at work cuz of you guys oh my god Sven Stoffel says I can't believe Vita said all those nasty things about me. That's uncalled for I think butch

Killian is still available for another couple days guys get in while you still can that's why you were saying before the show It's gonna be available forever because no one wants to buy that shit Now he said You said Sven looks like a like- when old men look like a baby. What is this? You said that! You're saying that now! Now you're saying that! You said that like in Deadpool 3 and then he did say it after the credits!

That's not what I said. I have had- I have been very critical of J3PO's Akramatikronikl sound. You said- you You said hey Sven Don't buy a thesaurus you said sell it yeah, yeah, okay. That was like a little bit of a norm joke that you did I have no hatred for Sven Stauffels and his graphic novel butch Kelligan volume 2 currently available Go check it out Enrique Cabrera dude dude, he called the, in his comic, all things are represented by like characters, like chibi characters.

And then immediately the Catholic Church says, we are now this little anime pedophile thing. I really, there's a lot of opportunity for commentary with that little anime pedophile girl for it. I'm like, I. It's got it. She's got a chastity belt. Did you know that? I'm like I'm like the first thing I saw when I saw that I'm like put it in a jar because it's a game over Catholicism, what are you thinking? Oh It's kind of sad Is my boy remember what I said about how I'm not drinking beers

this episode last week? That was a lie. Thank you. Good. Enrique Cabrera. They got JFK because he was in Call of Duty. If you watch the bonus episode, you can also see our argument about the editing on that man on the street video.

The editing is fine. What are you talking about? I sent it to you for review. You said, I'm not an editor. don't know it's how to do it I'm also not an editor I guess cuz I just fuck up everything alright good positive comments people liked it it's a fucking man on the street it's not breaking the fucking world oh I was saying is that there's more funny stuff that also could have been in there okay well next time I'll send you all the footage

You can go through all of it. I can't edit it. You don't have to edit it You can go all hey, don't forget this timestamp put this in or something Yeah, but I forgot it until I I don't know until I see it then I'm like Oh, yeah, I sent you a cut. I have to see it when it's on YouTube and it's already out then I can see Then you know what I go. Oh, I know what the deal is I think it was a good trial run, you know And and obviously if we do another one we can plan it more We play we plan that like a day in advance. We need like a master editor Well, I honestly, you know, I'm hoping that that is something I can find an editor and go

Well, this is what we want and here's like the general yeah template for it cuz I don't want to be editing that stuff all the time Yeah. Template for it, because I don't want to be editing that stuff all the time. I bet it was hard to edit it. We were constantly jerking off over that Hawk girl. Which girl? The Hawk girl! Oh, Hawk girl, yeah. Yeah.

Lieutenant Search says, poor Rudy Giuliani. I like Hawk girl. I want to get her on the show. We've got to find her. I need some bigger wheels for these chairs. I like that she doesn't know anything anything which is the best quality in a woman He wasn't even married to those ladies and they still managed to take all his stuff. Yeah, it sucks. Siobhan my husband My husband watched the power washer videos and we have one she says boom everybody loves the power washer videos. I'm telling you

Pasquare quick guides I also watched that guy who mows lawns in the ghetto and black people yell at him for no reason like they're like they're like I'm angry about this he's like I'm just mowing this guy's lawn for free and they're like are you allowed to do that and he's like yes I'm calling the cops. No you're not allowed. I'm like did they just see like a white guy doing anything and they're like something about this is wrong and I need to stop it You have way too many steps

That's how you lived in Oakland. I did I lived in and I lived in the bad part I lived in like Compton. You didn't learn how to whisper them at all? Well at this point I don't have to because I don't live in those areas anymore. Okay Now I can say whatever steps that you have between between you and being upset just remove all of them I told you my favorite black people Having a real good time in the ghetto story, right? No, I don't know so when we first moved to LA me and my buddies We were all in a car and we're like, oh, we're gonna go on like a fun LA adventure, you know

Okay, but our apartment complex had a driveway There's only wide enough for one car to get in around at one time. You'd say one of you. Well there you go. And we're always like well that's fine as long as nobody just parks in that driveway blocking everyone and of course the neighbors would always park in the driveway blocking anyone in the back parking lot from getting out. We said okay well you know what that's how they are and that's the you know that's their culture whatever else. So we go we go to exit down this you know one way kind of lane and then we kind of honk gently, like, hey, can

you come out and move your car? Because we're trying to get out. We're on a road trip. And a guy comes out, and he's in some sort of argument with the woman inside the house, and he's going, bitch, why do you make me do this? Bitch, why do you make me do this? I'm like, what is she making him do? And he then takes a hammer and proceeds to knock out every single window of his car with the hammer

as we're sitting there watching four little white kids just like, what the fuck, as he's just going around from each window going, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, and then he starts slamming the side of the car and whatever else, and we just slowly back the car back into the driveway and go back inside. Did you learn a lesson?

Well, uh that guy learned a lesson because the next day he goes to my buddy he goes man Did you know how expensive car windows are? But he's like, yeah, you probably shouldn't knock them all out with a hammer in the middle of an argument So yeah, that was my that was like the first year I moved to LA I learned a lot about the vibrant communities and how they handle disagreements. Oh, wow. Yeah. Just slowly backed up.

You know, I was filling up, before Burning Man, I was filling up my trailer at Walmart, up in, like, Bakersfield. And it's a giant trailer, right? Yeah. You almost couldn't miss it, and I say almost because Like in the you know giant art sculpture in the back and stuff and people are loading it in Yeah, and this black woman or boyfriend or just start getting their car while we're all loading like you know Loading this giant trailer 700 pounds sure starts backing up

And I see that they're gonna back into the trailer and I go whoa I open the door and I Honked on the horn right now the first one didn't work so I laid on the horn like ah And then she's you know jerks to a stop Like and then she gets out goes oh, are you honking at me Hannah and her boyfriend gets out to the yo what the fuck? And I walk over and he's like getting out of the car doing this. I don't know what you call this. It's like the beginning of like a Naruto run. Yeah, yeah. When you do that.

And shh. I'm like, are you about to travel through time? Are you going to run so fast? What's this? What are you, a fucking angel? That's powering his stand. Yeah, he's powering up. He's powering up his insolence.

And disrespect. You're going to back into the trailer, bud. He's like, shh. Oh, shit, he really didn't look it. He couldn't figure it out until after he got out. Disrespect you know back into the trailer bud Oh shit, he really like look at Til after he made the commitment to get out. He's like shit. I don't know what to do This guy is honking at me. I got were you in an argument with that bitch in there And now you like gotta that might be it. I don't care if you hit the trailer It's not my trailer fuck up your it's gonna fuck up your car big time. Right. Right.

So, you know, you're welcome. There's a lot of stuff like that going around. Vote Trump! Point is, you know, it can happen to anybody. Anybody could knock out all the windows of their car because they're mad. Legacy says so. It can happen to anybody. That was about crime. JCUL says, I'm glad to see someone else notice how creepy drunk 3PO is.

He's a weird guy. What did they call him in chat? K-P-E-D-O. K-P-E-D-O. K-P-3-E-D-O. It works. It does work really well. Is that Black Girl Magic Books, Ellen?

Eric July has released two Black girl magic books in one month Yeah, Eric July really fucked his buddy over by being like hey debut your book and then two or three days later I'll debut three of mine to completely overshadow yours. Two black women in November should have released it in February Should have had a blood-ruth, little blood-ruth, package. Yeah Yeah You get both package. Yeah, yeah You get both cool. Yeah, man. Well, I know I get a lot of people they go Well, look at how Eric July's just pumping this stuff out. I go. Yeah, he definitely is pumping this shit out That's what you said about Sven Stauffles. I did not I love Sven Stauffles. He's a great guy

That son of a bitch. Any other great comments for us? Spidey says there's no fictional bigotry because none of these writers can ever picture, even picture bigotry actually happening. That's how rare bigotry is, it's almost non-existent. No, it's just that they're all bigots. Well also that they define bigotry in like the dumbest possible. You saw that new video game that came out? No, the Veil Guard.

The trans shit. Yeah. Well, there's a part where like a lady's like having a conversation She goes and then she did this and the other person goes, um, actually that individual is non-binary and she goes Oh my! And then this queer did this! And then it's like this whole, you're like, like, can you imagine reading Lord of the Rings at one point, like Frodo accidentally calls an elf, you know, the wrong pronoun. Wouldn't that kind of take you out of the story? Just like. Doesn't that kind of like just go, oh.

You had to correct them like that? Yeah, why not just go. Did they have a conversation about that and like, Yeah, thanks for correcting me out there. Yeah That's where it gets really bad is then she goes well We actually have a thing whenever we misgender someone I have to do push-ups And I'm like now you're trying it into like a joke like a goof What why it's like this weird like stop hiring women where everyone like gay stuff was kind of like edgy and like like oh man Yeah, we like fuck each other in the butt and we're like yeah big gay out

We're like shitting on each other and there's blood everywhere and whatever the fuck part well Whatever we one of us fucked a monkey and now we're all saying yeah shit. Yeah, you know you're like wow that's hardcore All right punk rock and now it's like really fucking gay Yeah, like it went from like yeah gay stuff being like that's kind of Ted. That's kind of cool, man That's that's kind of gay, but now it's like oh, that's fucking gays help I think the lack of the F slurs I think when you when all the gay guys are really those absolutely a bunch of f slurs hanging out You're like ah that's cool. It's got like an edge on it's like punk rock

We should have made them a deal with marriage. Yeah, we'll give you gay marriage It's happening anyway, and we get to say the f slur forever I think it would help you guys if you let us keep saying the F-slur. If anything forces us to call you gay. We're saying you guys too. All the gay fucking F-slurs. In the audience? Any gay person out there, I think when I could go, hey, I got this buddy, he's a real F-slur. It was kind of cool I had like some edge on it, but now I have to go about talking about my buddy. Yeah, I got a guy He's on like a homosexual. He's like a he's gay. He's on it. You talking about that guy your friends. Yeah Gay adventure Ryan's emo blast in the hell out every chick in Germany. What are you crazy? They love that guy over there. That's okay guys. You have tons of sex with women

That's how you spilled all over your wig and your contract you spilled all over the ownership No No dry out that's gonna be the punished Logan Paul's prime then he endorsed Trump though so that's okay yeah there you go you saw Buzz Aldrin endorsed Trump yeah that's cool because he fucking loves space yeah that's cool um something about it who's your favorite guy that they endorsed Trump and you're like, all right, we got that guy Hmm I got all the Avengers for Kamala for some fucking reason cuz they all were raping kids at Diddy's parties

Obviously it really I did I saw that video and I'm like look well probably Elon I really want Chris Pratt to just get in the Star-Lord outfit and go hey, this is Star-Lord Trump fucking rules Kids and I saw it boom I'm the Lego man Those characters are voting for Donald Trump like that would be the video Man are all endorsing Donald J. Trump Hollywood would get set on fire every kid's franchise He's supposed to be a big Christian. What a fucking pussy. Fuck Chris Pratt. Hey guys it's a me Mario remember? Hey Donald Trump's the only path forward and I'm sorry that's it. And Garfield agrees. And the guy from Jurassic Park agrees. All these characters are 100% MAGA. Every dinosaur you've ever loved is voting for Trump! Chris Pratt really had an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world.

To serve God? Yeah, well, he failed. He loves God, he should have done it. I'm not correcting people anymore. If they say he left his autistic son and his wife, I'm just gonna let him say it. Yeah, he did. What a fucking jerk. He had an opportunity Okay, so that's all the these that I want to read. Fantastic. The rest are just trash. Yeah Well, more stupid more ratting on us to the sponsors, I'm sure

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I have a couple things here a couple news stories that I want to put in a Proper guy's past problems you might want to go and vote up From episode 31 dick, I don't know if you'll remember this problem There was the problem of bread tacos brought in by the great Nick Ricada This was basically serving bread tacos in prison. Well, that's we're gonna find out He's doing good, right? He's uh He's still on trial. I know he's still on trial but uh, they fucked him over with that with all his earrings That's not shit. Yeah

Yeah, but isn't all the stuff with his kids off the table like that's not part of it. Now it's just. I don't know man. I think it's just drug possession. Trump's gotta win and then Trump's gotta pardon him. Why do you think if Trump wins like just halcyon days and everything goes away like what? Yeah, cuz he's gonna lock you guys up. Day one Trump's calling up He's going you need to let Nick Rekate off. Trump's calling up and he's going, you need to let Nick Rekate off. As soon as he hits, as soon as Trump, as soon as that thing is called on CNN, Don Lemon's going to shit in his pants and then there's going to be a beam that shoots out of his eyes and that locks all you guys in crystals for thousands of years.

From Trump or from Don Lemon? Don Lemon. Don Lemon's going to shoot a laser that locks all his fellow liberals in crystals. Yeah. Yeah. And then you guys just do whatever you want. And you can only get out if Anderson Cooper becomes straight. Well, we're in trouble then.

I'll say this. Nick Reketa brought in the problem of bread tacos. This is the idea that Subway serves. Terrible sandwiches. That's true. Subway's been a common theme on this show for their terribleness. Of course, I brought up the fact that they destroyed fast food forever with the $5 footlong. Well, here's another reason to hate the Subway Corporation. Dick, as you can see on your screen,

that's a delicious steak and cheese sub, is it not? No, it's from Subway. Well, obviously not delicious, but that's a lot of steak on there, I'd say. That's way too much steak versus the cheese. For $8.39, that's a lot of steak on there, I'd say. That's way too much steak versus the cheese. For $8.39, that's a lot of steak. Well, a certain individual disagrees. A New York sandwich consumer has slapped Subway with a class action lawsuit. Alleging the Subway chain advertises its steak and cheese sub with misleading images showing more meat than what customers receive.

Plaintiff Anna Tolleson filed the class action lawsuit in a New York federal court and according to the lawsuit, these ads show the steak and cheese sandwich with at least 200% more meat than what is actually served. Tolleson bought the steak and cheese sandwich for $6.99 through the mobile app expecting it to match the appealing image in the ads and instead got something a little closer to this next image. Oh, that is dirty. That is not okay. That is anti-consumer right there. Seven bucks? Seven bucks. Did you hire a little taxi for it? For the sandwich?

No, she went to pick it up. She ordered it through the app. She is a she? Yeah, it's a lady. It's Anna Tollison. Let's see her Tinder. I've never heard of a lady ordering a steak and cheese sandwich who is not a fat lady. I bet she's pulled this little extra meat trick on Tinder. Oh, I'm the prime stuff.

I'm only $6.99. Oh, show up. Picking her sandwich up at a new location, she said it contained barely any steak, a stark contrast to the image that influenced her purchasing decision. Guys, I think we all got to get in on this class action lawsuit. I mean, this is horrific. We are being taken for a ride by the Subway Corporation. Man, I wish it was full of lead.

Why? Because of these people ordering Subway. Just poison it. Day one. I mean that is pretty blatant false advertising. Who fucking cares? It's a six dollar sandwich. What are you thinking?

600 calories? You can't show a giant pile of meat like that if it doesn't come anywhere close to that. That's absurd. Why? Because it's like in, what do you call it? Falling down, where he goes to get the burger and the burger's the size of like a piece of paper. That part of the movie was dumb.

That was, when he went in there and the breakfast was not the right thing, that was good, but then it was like all this other shit. It went a little too much. And I was like, okay, Boomer, why don't you fucking calm down. The size of the burger they gave him was so comicallyically thin that I went well. This is beyond the realm of You don't know how much is probably first time she's ever had to buy her own food

Well the fact that she went to subway told me she doesn't make good nutrition decisions regardless But still I mean look I was promised a warm delicious steak top with melty cheesiness and the ability to get crazy with veggies and sauces and it's that disappointment. I think guys clearly bread tacos from Nicaricada. If anything, pay respect to the great Nicaricada by voting on this problem which is currently number 147 with 401 up votes. Dick, I got another one for you here. This is a problem I think I brought in from all the way back in episode 17. It's funny that this has been an ongoing problem for this long.

It's the problem of pedophile symbol conspiracies. This is the idea that every single thing you see on the internet is pedophilic for some reason. Well, on Wednesday, President Joe Biden and his wife, Jill Biden, hosted trick or treaters on the White House. Bad news. That's a bad idea. It's just Tim Walz could be hiding in a

pumpkin. Paint his face like he's paint his whole head orange. It's just a traditional holiday celebration. Little boys stick your dick in the jack-o-lantern's mouth. And you'll get a special surprise. He's like, that's not what happened.

He looks like a guy from Spirited Away. Tim Walls. Tim Walls looks like one of those big monster face guy. Yeah. He buries himself with only his head sticking out. OK, well, Tim Walls was not there. And he was not dressed as a pumpkin. And he was not attempting to molest any children.

Who was there, however, was First Lady Jill Biden. Now, as we all know about Jill Biden, she's very excited about pandas, including the announcement from the National Zoo earlier this year that pandas would be returning to this Washington Zoo. Isn't that exciting? So of course, she dressed as a panda. That's a pedophile thing. Yeah. Well, I got a thing here. So she dresses as a panda, you know, because she likes pandas. Yeah.

Which has now led Twitter users to accuse the Bidens of making a coded reference to child abuse, saying pandas are a reference to children with black eyes suffering at the hands of predators. Yeah, it's weird that she's being a panda. How is it weird that she's being a panda? It's a a panda. How is it weird that she's being a panda? It's a fucking panda. We got a fucking immigrant. We got all these crisis, immigration crisis, mortgage

crisis, stock market crisis. Are you caring about pandas? I don't think so, buddy. According to one viral Twitter post, they explain that panda eyes are satanic ritual abuse pedophile codes and signifiers of child sodomy. Due to the blood-force trauma during sodomization or rectal torture, the eyes can severely bruise and swell up with black circles. So apparently, if you get ass

raped hard enough, you get black circles around the eyes. Who's ever heard of that? That's not a fucking thing! That's complete bullshit! Some things don't have to be explained. You just go like, oh, there you go. Pedophile stuff. You know if you get raped in the ass hard enough, you get eyes like a panda bear. It's literally what is being told. Here is Nicole Shananahan, the running mate to Robert F. Kennedy, who called out Jill Biden at a Tucker Carlson event in Arizona.

The parading of Jill Biden in a panda suit yesterday. Right in front of our eyes. Yeah. What the hell? What the hell? Is this mockery? Mockery of kids getting raped. No more.

No more. It's a fucking panda costume. raped no more no more it's a fucking panda costume for the love of god no no no no no you should research that shit no more oh yeah pump them up pump the crowd up yeah no more yeah let's get another one why are you laughing if it's about the rectal torture of kids she's crying she's crying she She giggled at the end. She's like, yeah, yeah, you know, no more, right?

She's crying about it. She's laughing because of the mockery of the system. This is what I hate about this shit, is they all know they're lying, and they're all like, you know, can you believe that she dressed up like a rape panda? I can't believe it. I mean, what would you accept as evidence? This is obvious.

If she walked out with like a, if she was in a costume as like a priest robe with a fake little Boy blowing her would that be like for? Right, you're saying there's one step away from a panda bear costume to a Catholic priest costume with a little boy Yeah, that would the little boy one would be more would be more appropriate because at least it would be a funny This one is doesn't make any sense Agree that it doesn't make any sense. I'll agree with that. What if she came out and just like crazy squiggles Like oh, I guess you're saying that the government is like so like you know confusing We're like a guy, I saw, what's that, Pat McAfee, he's like a sports guy,

he wore the exact same panda costume, even though he's a Trump guy. And they're like shutting it down and they're posting images of him, you see him eating this cheese pizza, and you're like, maybe the guy just ate a fucking pizza at one point in his life. Did he deny it? Did he deny that it was a coded reference to raping kids so hard that their eyes turn black? Which has never happened in this game of the world. It's not a real thing! It is funny! It's funny that they're claiming that's a real thing! Kids are getting raped all day now.

Getting ass raped does not give you a black eye. It could. How? How on earth? Because you're like concentrating really hard. You're such a fucking idiot. You're squinting so hard you get away from the pain. How on earth cuz you're like concentrating really? You don't know that it doesn't happen it doesn't happen and all these pictures of kids they got with black eyes It's like yeah, she got bombed and I ran she didn't get anally raped. It's like It's just a completely. I mean so they had a mistake in the in the media. Yeah image files That's not

Earlier is not suggesting that no kids are being raped Would you know cuz they like it I would know if I was kids are being raped all the time when there'd be a bunch Of kids with black eyes all the time then you go. Oh, well, that's obvious There are there are I haven't seen them Anyway, my eyes never turned black after all the abuse guys from episode from episode 17, that's Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies. Currently number 241 with 301 upvotes. Don't forget to vote it up. Can you see Tim Walz with his head all painted orange though? Out on all the problems, October.

When that guy's our vice president, you're gonna have to speak much nicer of him. I'm leaving the country. I'm going to live with Ralph. You gotta put at least a, you gotta put some bet on the election. Come on! A million bucks. Roll those dice. How are we gonna cook that book? We? Yeah. I wanna be part of the culinary process. What would you do with a bunch of paper pulp? Make like a soup? Be like glue though.

Man, I don't know. You're going to have to really shred it up fine and like, you know what you could do with it? It's sold out everywhere. The book's sold out. That's going to be your explanation. I can't do it. Why is it any time you promise to do something we got to find a way to not do it?

I don't know. Maybe you can distract them with a silly pants skating routine. Yeah, I mean that was I actually do have to eat the book though. I would think the thing I would think what you would do. It's not gonna happen when it happens it'll happen for Tulsi. Make fried chicken with it. Pound grind the grind the paper up into a flower. Nah, that's too much. What do you mean that that's too much. It's no longer a book then

What are you talking about? That's the whole point of the week. You can't eat a bicycle by like Exploding it and letting it turn into carbon and then growing it out of corn and then eating like popcorn That's not called eating a bicycle reduce You're saying reduce the idea of a book so that it's no longer Cohesive as a concept of a book paper. Well, I wrote it didn't I thank God Trump's gonna win and it's too big to rig Yeah It's too big to rig good luck to you. Well, I'm the winner, huh? Yeah. Okay. The Amish are gonna come in.

They're gonna vote like you've never seen. Do we play the spooky UFO song now? Not for the start. Not for the first one. Okay. Fantastic. You know what? I'll just get him the one I'm all hyped up on.

Why not? Dick, can you bring up the website insertcredit.com? So I have a buddy, he's a good friend of mine, his name's Tim Rogers, some of you probably know him on YouTube. Can someone write an I love Tim Rogers? I do love Tim Rogers, do anything you want, I don't care. I can't not, I can't.

I love this guy, I've loved this guy forever. Jesus Christ. He's a very interesting guy Okay, then he does a podcast or he did do a podcast with a bunch of guys called the insert credit podcast This is a podcast. I have been permanent shitty and I've been permanently banned for I'm not allowed to go on this podcast. You're banned from why oh god I was I was reliving it today as I was looking at the because I'm a member of the alt-right of course Dick because I'm a radical. And you are. Well a little bit. Anyway so my buddy Tammy does this podcast with a couple other guys who hate me in varying stages. Guy Brandon

Sheffield who I don't think anybody knows that guy. Frank Cefaldi is a guy, Brandon Sheffield, who I don't think anybody knows that guy. Frank Saffold, he is a guy people might know. He's a guy, he's the video game preservation society. They're always putting out videos about like, oh, we found this rare version of Tom and Jerry for the NES. It's a triumph for the video game preservation community. And you're like, who wants to play fucking Tom and Jerry because of shit? Anyway, so they do a podcast together. You? No. Cause of shit anyway So they do a podcast together You know the guy with the kiosk of a PlayStation 2 is who the who gives a shit about the Tom and Jerry I can do a whole problem

I can do a whole problem about the the pinball video game preservation People who are like okay? We have to save this bed a copy of asteroids You're like why no one's ever gonna play it upload it doesn't matter Well, that's their thing is yeah, they want like a digital repository of all this shit But none of it matters a lot of it mean like how hard is it to upload it to the internet? Well, that's their thing is like it's games that like appeared in magazines or it's like California raisins game coming soon to the NES and then it never came out And like oh my god

We have to get a complete ROM dump of the Garfield for Sega Genesis that only appeared on the Sega channel for one week in September of 1994. It sounds kind of fun. I don't know. That sounds better than just buying stuff and hoarding it. I'll put it this way. It's something fun to do. Like, hey, we found this Garfield game that went away.

But they talk about it like, oh my God, guys, if we never find a copy of this Garfield game, it's like it it's like it'll just be lost to time like do you know how much shit is lost to time it doesn't matter like it doesn't matter it's not gonna make the world better because you found some pinball game out of the CES fucking guidebook from 1985 Garfield's a big Trump guy I heard. He is. Him and Mario they're hanging out. Yeah. Okay so they've been doing this podcast. This is what, episode 361. They've been doing this for like a decade. They've been doing this podcast.

Off and on, they come back. I actually have more episodes than that. This was the one where they had to stop, or they had to change it up because their moderator, Alex Jaffe, he's the guy I explained is a Jewish kid who wears a yarmulke all the time. And Brandon Sheffield went. What? Ha ha ha.

Brandon Sheffield said, Hey guy who hosts our podcast who wears a yarmulke all the time and is a devout Jew who goes to temple and you know, he's kind of the ultra Jew. How do you feel about Palestine versus Israel? And he's like, Yeah. I'm kind of like a fan of Israel.

Okay. And Brandon said, you're banned from the podcast forever. Hahahaha! And he was like, well, he's like, I just can't, I can't believe he would side against Palestine. I'm like, he wears a yarmulke everywhere. All of a sudden they can't lie? Okay. Hahahaha!

He's too, he's too honest to learn lies. He's like, I like the hard to learn why. He's like, he's like a harmless. I'm telling the truth for the first time possibly. Anyway, that was the first. Did he get quantum leaped into by, by Nick Fuentes? He's, he's too harmless to lie. He's like, he's, he's one of these like. Oh yeah, that's what they want you to think.

Yeah, well, okay. Oh yeah. This is why I'm not loud on the podcast, by the way. This is the kind of time. We're harmless. We just want to coexist with you. All right, so this was, this was one one of the this is one of the controversies somehow They made up, you know Alex Jaffe got

Patent said Gaza has every right to meet up with the Jewish guy Yeah, yeah Well, he had you know, he had to say, you know, I was wrong to say Israel is the right podcast over here What's happening a little bit who are these podcasts. What's your problem? What's the problem? The problem is that Tim had decided to leave the podcast. Okay, sometimes podcasts end, right? You've dealt with this. Yeah, several times. Several times.

Why you being so anti-Semitic? People are texting me. Wait, no they're not, are they? A real legit reverend just texted me. I love the Jewish people. We all know this. I don've been saying you've been saying the word Jew an awful lot today Yeah, cuz I'm a fan of the Jews. I love the Jews I've watched I've watched those those movies about how hard it was for those people And I learned a lot which movie And I learned a lot which movie

All right, anyway Tim do you think had it harder Jewish people were or black people, you know one it's for those people to decide how much not though Do you think had it harder? I'm trying more of a racist or is he more of an anti-semite? What do you think is he more Hitler? I think he's definitely more racist. Oh So black people you think had he more hitler i think he's definitely more racist oh so black people you think how you know they trump so my good friend sam has decided to leave his podcast that's it and this is a reciprocal friendship you're saying what do you mean like being him yeah yeah we hung out when he was in LA we had a great time okay helped him film some videos and whatever else so this should be a, he said he

wants to focus more on Twitch, whatever else. There's a little argument where they're like, well, you're leaving the show kind of abruptly. And he's like, yeah, well, you know, I just don't want to do it anymore. So they do an episode right after he leaves. This is episode 361. And this is how they choose to handle Tim leaving the podcast. We're listening to the whole show? No, we're just gonna listen to the opening of the show. So before we really get into the show, we need to address something which is the fact that Tim has left the show. This is the voice of a branded chef

who definitely hates me the most out of these guys. Frank, you have some stuff you wanted to say. I'm sorry, wait, can you pause it? Yeah. I get it now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can you pause it? Yeah, I get it now Can you hear it in his voice? No This is a vendetta that you this is a classic Italian vendetta you have against this guy this one He's hurt Tim Rogers in some way or he's well

This is one of those things where for the longest time you know I got buddies and they go Brandon's not that bad I know what it is and I go no he's a bad guy No, he's not that bad and I go no, he's definitely a bad guy But yeah, let's here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it was earlier this week It's Frank's fault him really suddenly quit the show for the second time without talking to us about it Which is fine. He had his reasons, but what's bothering me is that he did this in a really unprofessional way. He insulted the popularity of the show, the quality of its guests and our intelligence.

He also said things that I would call verbally abusive toward one of us, which I'm just not okay with. And, you know, the whole thing is really disturbing to me, and I'm just not interested in working with this person or having him on the show again, even as a guest, if he wanted to be, and I kind of wanted to get ahead of that. Oh, my God, you fucking... We talked a couple episodes about how important it was

for people like us in a space like this to be authentic as a way of sort of encouraging more good in the world, I guess. And I guess that's why I felt the need to talk about this. I want everyone hearing this to know that it's not okay to be treated like that. It's not okay to be treated like this. You need to know this at home. I've been in toxic, abusive situations like that in the past in my personal and professional lives. And it wasn't something that I really crawled out of until I talked to someone about it

and they were able to validate that it was wrong and weird. And, you know, I'm not really sure what else to say other than if you find yourself on the receiving end of something like that and you can, please talk to someone. I also want to ask that you... Please talk to someone about if you've ever found yourself in an abusive situation where a guy who has helped you make thousands of dollars decides to leave your podcast and on the way out maybe says, hey, this show kind of sucks. It's what it sounds like happened. They're saying he insulted the show

and the quality of the show and the guests. And it's like, yeah, you guys, the show kind of sucks sometimes. What do you want? And they're saying this is an abusive individual who has delivered abuse onto them. If you are dealing with abuse, you should reach out and get help. Is that a trans lady? No, that is Frank

Spofoldy. He is a soft-spoken individual. Look, Frank does good video game work. He's just a generous way to put it. I wanna like Frank, but shit like this is the reason. Look, I used to hang out with- Hello, members of Congress I think we should be allowed to say the F slur again exhibit a Hmm here's the thing about nerds is like they're interesting guys who do interesting stuff those are not nerds They don't know Jack shit, but how to take more cocks up their ass

shit but how to take more cocks up their ass those are fucking losers nerds actually no shit build you a bridge put something into space well I will say like it was the best part of that show by far it's not a nerd it made that podcast appropriating culture is what those guys are doing my problem that show is now about to turn into two guys talking and whispers about the turbo graphics, which is going to be insufferable. I don't know who's going to be. I'm trying to go about the graphics.

When I first got. When I first got. I've got a raging 16 bit overclocked turbo processor. When my mom first got me the turbo graphics and a dress to wear for playtime, I knew that I was in a safe space. My mom called me a filthy little beast every time I would, when I would pull the controller out of the TurboGrafx and the little silver thing would stay in the TurboGrafx and I'd

have to pull it out and stick it back in the controller, she'd say, you filthy little beast, you pulled on it too hard again. You're listening to the Uncertain Credit Podcast. It is like, uh, it is like... I remember my first encounter with abuse. I was reading Wikipedia on my phone. I was editing Wikipedia on my phone. Well this is, uh, this has been... Abusively honked on his horn. Man, this is a problem I'm calling abusing abuse.

It's the idea that, that uh one of the biggest For some reason at some point I've learned that like you know and I used to be a liberal and I know how to play this game It's like at certain points they find little magic words they can use right? Yes, little magic words that are they always talk about dog use, right? Yes. Little magic words that are, they always talk about dog whistles, right? Like you know, little words that have like secret powers or whatever, you know? Like if you say 88, you're saying some Nazi stuff, right? 1488.

Yeah, 1488. Well now just 88 they're mad about. They're mad at 88? They're mad at 88. Like back to the future? Yes, exactly. It's very bizarre. One of their magic words that they've found. you feel like you've avenged your friend enough now

Or you want to make fun of those guys more? I? Mean if I wanted to make fun of those guys it would take a whole show we got to do has a These guys they did me there I at one point wanted to send this to Carl and be like hey you got to check out the Insta-curtain podcast, but that was when Tim was still on it I'm like no as long as Tim's on a thing, I won't touch it. But now Tim's gone. So if anybody wants to check out, again, a bunch of soft spoken San Francisco boys talking about how. Ask the guests if they record with dildos up their ass

in the studio. Do whatever you want. Or if they take them out before they start recording. All I can say is that this is, again, when I lived. These guys bought one of those skivety toilets at Walmart and they sit on it. Sure, they have a skivety toilet up their butt. So they pop up.

I understood what you're talking about. They play a game where they talk until they get, so you can get closest above a certain volume. I lived- Ooh, he's coming out! When I lived in the Bay Area, okay, I encountered a lot of these guys. You don't say.

And a lot of them went crazy. Castro Street was named after them. You guys made them crazy with Trump though. Trump really made a lot of these guys go absolutely nuts. They don't even know what's coming. I think these guys will, I don't know what will happen if Trump gets elected for some of these guys. But I will say that again, acting gay, crime.

It will be illegal to be gay. Okay, well now we are in alt-right crime. Stop with this. That is not illegal to be gay and we love the gays, Jesus Christ. I'm not saying they're gay. Gays are fine. But if you talk like this and someone's like, are you gay?

And you go, no, straight to prison. You have to be gay to talk like this? Yeah. Okay, that might have you go no straight to prison you have to be gay to talk Like this yeah, okay that might have You're doing blackface all I'm saying is that when these guys want to remove when leftists want to remove someone from their Circle or whatever yeah, they find little like coded terms to hit a massive and Abusive is I've seen a couple different guys follow this, where like it'll either be like an old lover or something, or again, just a group.

This, look at that, I'm in. Yeah, okay, yeah, it used to be like, oh my God, well what did he do? He was just a toxic, abusive relationship. It's like, oh my God, did he rape you? Did he hit you? No, but like one time, remember that lady who tried to bury Aziza and Zari cuz she went on a date

With him and she's like he poured me a glass of red without asking if I wanted red or white And you're like what the fuck is going on. Is this what you people think abuses? Okay, Tim gets in a chat. He goes. Hey, I'm quitting the podcast because this show sucks Yeah, you know just if you have an abusive person like that in your life. Today's episode is brought to you by therapy. No, you can call someone. Self-help is available for you. Make sure you talk to a woman today.

I just, I mean, I do feel validated. Because every time I have talked to any of these guys, and they go, yeah, you know, I'll be seeing Brandon and the guys in the Bay Area. I go, oh, those guys are scumbags. Look at that big bear you bring around? He never fucks any of us. He's such a cock tease.

I just wanted to tell me about Star Wars. Do you remember when Coffin was on the show, and I started talking about a guy he was going to go see? And he went, oh, no, no, don't talk about him. The pizza guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pizza guy. And remember, he was going, oh, don't talk about him. He's still my friend or whatever.

I was talking about this fucking guy Wow, and I was like he makes him when he makes him pizzas. He makes him in a hot dog shape They really gobbles him up Where'd it pay where'd all the sausage go the pizzas are done when all the sausage go ooh Insert credit insert cock That's what those guys are like insert credit. They're straight insert credit was a very cool website. It was a very cool forum I used to have articles published on here before I was banned forever What articles did you have published about video game stuff talking about Coney 3 and whatever else you find some my old Articles up on there, you know, it used to be this cool punk rock thing

And again, Tim Rogers one of the guys guys who helped make video games cool and whatever else. And then it slowly has devolved into a bunch of guys whining about the abuse they've suffered from a guy quitting their podcast. Therapy isn't going to help you, man. If you're crying about getting yelled at by a man. I don't think people were this soft. I don't think, like, I think in a period of spearing time, before Trump, when I knew these guys, I can't imagine them getting on a podcast and going, I've just suffered horrible abuse, at the hands of Tim Rogers, who weighs like 110 pounds soaking wet,

and is like in a feet, you know, fucking horn-rimmed glasses nerd talking to video fans. Like, Tim Rogers couldn't abuse a cat. That's my line. Tim can say biting sarcastic shit, but it's Tim, get over it. It's like a bunch of guys who... We've gotten into the area of... Just pretend it's a big dick. Get over it.

Us talking shit back then keep going, right? Because they're going to fuck themselves up the ass See now I'm worried is like okay So we're in a space where like we can talk shit to each other cuz it's funny and we're busting boss Yeah, we are not in that you have proven recently that we are not only busting balls 100% You are closer to these guys closer to these guys than you are to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We bust balls, 100%.

You know when people say, oh, we're as far as 1985, as 1985 was away from 1955, in Back to the Future? Yeah. That you are like 1985. There is so much ball busting that goes on on this show and in the comments related to this show, okay? Alright, at no point has it ever been,

oh my God, it's abuse, oh my God. The subject of boundaries got brought up. I think I have a very reasonable boundary and we discussed it. Yeah, no, we did not discuss it off the air. Oh yeah, I know we don't discuss things off the air. Regardless. That's the kind of thing they talk about in therapy.

I think I, you know, I'm totally OK with flinging shit. There's a lot of shit flinging that goes on, OK? I have never said, oh my god, the abuse is just a. I'm being abused. I'm being abused. What's Tim Rogers going to do? Is he going to be OK? He's going to stream on Twitch.

And now these two guys have said, you know, he'll never be allowed back on as a guest He's basically being erased from it. This is the other thing the left does they erase a guy from history? Annie I don't want to see him ever again as a guest on there's like they do this thing You know what they're thinking cuz they did this to me which was erasing me from like the site and erasing any posts I'd ever made and it used to be at the end of every episode There was like a little stupid sting I made and I think they even went into old episodes and deleted the stupid little musical sting from old episodes

Because I didn't want to fight with these guys cuz I'm like, you know what Because they fuck over Tim, all right, cuz I was like look I'm loyal'm loyal to Tim. As long as Tim's doing the show with these guys, I'm not going to cause trouble, OK? But now they're talking about Tim has like a little fucking musical sting. It's just him like jamming on his guitar. And they're going, oh, we have to take that out of the show. That's abusive.

It's reminding me of when I was spiritually raped. I was told in confidence that at one point they were recording an episode. And Tim went, well, you know, one time I was playing Minecraft with my buddy Vito. And stopped the podcast went oh excuse me editor can stop right there can we can we back it up 20 seconds we can't mention him on this show he's a known alt-right personality so we need we need to delete that and I'm gonna need a the bigger butt plug this one's no longer dude it's

it's nutty but again the kind of guys who I just How do they talk? Let's see what if the bad guy was actually your friend or whatever? I don't know. It's it's like it's he's always trying to subvert it in ways that are like like a Chloe day Zoe Deschanel was a man I have not experienced other work, but let me throw out a game suggestion here. Okay, deadly premonition. Oh Yeah, yeah, Like there's sh- Okay. WATP, you may enjoy this. Yeah, the Blood Sprinkler Club. Yeah. Okay. Wow. It's a bunch of guys who are going to tell you all the FM Town Party is the best video game

console ever. If you want to participate in that check out environmental voter project dot org hey they got fucking hoodwink, too That's Alex. Jaffe. That's the Jewish guy who won't talk to me anymore You say Jewish every time you say his name If you looked at this guy you would know why He's uh You'll see if uh, no the one on the right there. Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed you gotta He doesn't he wearing a yarmulke under his hat you're saying Is that still him? He's usually I mean he might have finally because he moved to New York to work for DC Comics

He's also the reason I'll never get a job at DC Comics. I'm sure that in that you He's also the reason I'll never get a job at DC Comics, I'm sure. That and that you took two years. Can't make a comic. Yeah, probably that. Well, because I was, you know, me and him were going to make a booster gold comic and nobody will talk to me anymore. Because I said, what do you call it? I think he got mad at me because I said, the guy who made Rick and Morty is not a rapist.

Okay. And it's like, well, but his wife said that he or his girlfriend said he hit him. Like, yeah, women lie a lot Yeah, they'll definitely even if it's true who can happen it doesn't matter what they got in a fight want make Rick and Morty pop There once yeah, I just want more Rick and Morty made by guys Anyway, it's been interesting watching this this former circle. I was there's a picture of all of us together I gotta find that picture Before everybody went nuts cause of Trump and started claiming to be victims of abuse.

They were nuts the whole time already, my friend. Trump just showed us the way. They've gotten way nuttier. Here's my problem. It's women talking like- Can you play a UFO sound effect please? Cause I don't understand if a Well now it's not oh there. It is the button got stuck and the jiff got stuck

Interesting isn't that weird? That's my problem is women that talk like babies Here's uh where is this happening? Oh just earth And as soon as we land on Mars as soon as we stick a bitch up there, it's gonna be happening on Mars Women talking like baby. Yeah, what do you think about that? You ever heard that before? Women talking like babies. Let me try to find the clip that I have here we go By the way, see not a baby look at oh my god. Look at this smoking hot girl. Yeah doing a logic up Look at this smoking hot girl. Yeah doing it she murlodged it up And I saw she was following me I was like, ah fuck I just had my 40 what birthday Where I need to do I need to do. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Thanks. Here we go. You ready for this?

No, but let's do it This is a woman crying recording yourself crying because of Trump yeah, you put her best foot I don't know what you're crying about all these women are gonna fight over being the next lady wearing a dayglow jacket when Trump wins That should be a contest it should who's gonna be the new liberal thumbnail girl Taking their tops off you lose points for taking your tops off. Because they can't play that on Twitter, bitch. Hosted by, uh... Dye your hair, stand outside a polling booth, and just go, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ I Was there was hold on wait wait cost or what what did he not she didn't say cost listen closely, okay?

Costed me just costed me you just costed me. That's how an adult woman would talk, right? Yeah. What's she talking about? Who cares? Oh, I'd like a little bit of context. What does it say in the box? Bye. Just more nonsense. It's just a wall of nonsense.

Yeah, well that's every woman. Poor shit. It's fun to find out what set them off this week. No, it's not. It's never fun. Let me just, let me just full screen. No, no, no, no, no. I just me just full screen so I can read the caption that she said she said you just costed me you disgust me you orange pumpkin turd

you just costed me my dad you're the most important people in my life, my nad my nad we took away her nad my nad yeah Donald Trump I I hate you. You will never be fit in her bed. Are we sure she doesn't have a speech impediment? She's retarded, actually. Kinda sounds like she is, though. Yeah, I knew because of her pussy.

Right away. And God sent me that nad. It's an epidemic. One in, uh, one out of one women talk like this One out of one American women well the Japanese women do it. It's not so annoying And I don't know why that is I cuz it's uh cuz they have a smile when they do it Yeah, you know and they're usually dancing dancing Wearing a fun outfit. I found a list of reasons why women talk in this way that everyone despises

Yeah, everyone not one person has ever heard a woman Conjugate things wrong She's in an emotional state, you know It's like in your mind if you act like a retarded person and then you speak normally. See, I was going to say, this doesn't sound like you're talking to a baby. This sounds like talking to a retarded person.

You don't get to talk to many women, I don't think. You don't get it. I've talked to women, but I'm saying, like, you know. No, no, no, no, no. I know women do baby talk. I'm just saying this is not the best example of it Okay, what's a good example then? You know, what do you think? She's retarded talking? Yeah kind of it sounds like it. What sense does that make? It sounds like a brains fried because Donald Trump took her gnat away

away. I got a charge to get away with it. This is honestly this is why they get away with it. I'm worried she's a retarded lady I don't know. You're intrigued by it. You want to know more. I just realized that it works. I want to know more with this little babbling retard baby that has to about Donald it works. That's why they do it cuz it works. Yeah God fucking damn it. Oh, you know when people have a you know a unique way of talking kill them You know it's like what a retard guy was like when you deaf guy tries to say stuff you want to hear it cuz you're Like I was he got a weird Yeah Yeah, nothing interesting is ever gonna come out of that mouth Oh, nothing interesting comes out of a normal person's mouth to be fair. No You are simping for women Yeah, you are

Captivated by that retarded little girl talk. I wanna know, if a retarded person shows up and just goes Die, die, make a cut, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die Things I can't know for this what I've never seen anyone react to it like that John no more mister What's not in the jar? Go on Timmy go on Betty When they do that in real life are you? Lenient yeah, we're interested in when I go out what you do today They're talking like a baby

Office building Yeah graduate graduate what graduate school I Get it now Oh, you got your nursing license? I'm gonna make the nurse go... I like that women are stupid though. It's really fun. Yeah. It's fun that women are stupid because...

They're stupid without sounding like that. That's not funny. But it's like... Or interesting. It's annoying. It's like grating. It's like just nails on a Chalkboard on through concrete. It's like it's like nails on grated concrete You know people always tell stories about like stupid things their kids did you know yeah? I just have endless stories of stupid things my ex-girlfriend did and they bring me great. Did she talk like that?

I can't from you though not from them I'm saying I don't want women to be intelligent cuz I don't get those they're not Well great. They don't need to signal it by talking like a fucking baby Like when we got a target got look at a magnet. I'm like magnet. They're not talking like Like a retarded person. That's not a magnet, you fucking retard. Ow. Ow. My bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Do you accept the charges yes or no? And she pressed no confidently and just stood there like mm-hmm Yeah

I'm like you gotta press yes Uh-huh And she went oh I'll do again And then she swiped again Didn't she talk like a baby? Sometimes, I think so, yeah I think you are the cause of this

I have never met anybody who likes it when women talk like this except until now unless they've all been lying. It's kind of endearing you know it's like take care of them it's like being a social worker you know. Can you make the pasta I like? Yeah I can make that pasta you like That's not how it sounds though Okay She kinda would talk, she couldn't cook for shit She talked like a retarded person or like a baby She made me pasta Was this the trans girl? I'll make you pasta

Or a regular girl This is a regular girl A regular, regular, oh my god Cisgender, I believe is the term you're looking for, bigot No, I'm looking for worse. Worse, worse, worse. Fatter. Was this a fat woman or a trans woman?

It was a fat woman. Fat woman. Yeah. Okay, so you like to baby talk. I think it's like having a retarded toddler around, you know, it's funny. It's like the guys who are going after fat girls too. Every time they get put, all they have to do is say nothing. Yeah, I'm fucked up. It's like the guys who are going after fat girls to every time they get all they have to do is say nothing

You'll have video where they're going like What is it a? Six foot tall in a miniskirt six foot tall in a like that. Yeah, look at these fucking retards, and you like it Yeah, it's cute. They're stupid. They're like little they're like little pets No, we put him in there put him in these little cubicles. we're like, yeah, you get to go to work now, you know? We're like treating it. We basically just set up daycares for women. You're justifying it. It is funny. No, it's not. It's not funny at all. They think they're all- It's a waking nightmare. They think they're all empowered and then they call you up crying because of something you said like a month ago that you don't even remember. And you like that.

I mean, it keeps life a little bit exciting. No. Where I go, what did I do? You were so mean to me a month ago. You forgot to do the retarded boys. Yeah, well, it's a different. Oh, my god, you said you had a boy. I got an argument with my ex-girlfriend.

I knew something was wrong when I played that video and you weren't visibly disgusted At the you cut did me my dad. It's fun. It's fun cuz you like it. God damn it Well, it gives you a sense of like you go, okay Well, there is gives you a sense it well you go okay, well there is Gives you a sense Well there's balance in the universe where you go now I know why men run everything you know like that's that's the reason You need them to be retarded Yeah, well it's yeah it reinforces it's like if they were all talking like intelligently all the time you'd be like oh my god Maybe there really is a glass ceiling, but then you see that you go

Oh, no it all makes sense like they should earn less on the dollar like of course look at them They're basically like Saying is not what is real, but what you're saying also explains a lot Okay women acting stupidly is fun for me. I don't know and baby talking like a fucking little baby I Mean I don't yeah, I don't know, I think it's funny. If they're doing it to be cute, no, but if they're doing it because they're having an emotional breakdown about a presidential candidate. They're always doing it to be cute. There is no such thing as an emotional breakdown. I mean, she did record-

It's all a giant lie. She recorded both things. They don't feel anything. Yeah. Never. Never. No. They speak everything out loud, They have no internal voice at all

They have to say it so they hear it so they can reprocess it over and over and over That's a don't think it's cute. That's kind of fun. I'm gonna fuck myself I've never heard anything like this before Well, you know I've been around a lot of retards in my life, so maybe I just, their sing-song voices. Retarded people are fine. You're talking about women. Yeah.

Talking for attention like this. I don't know if they're doing it, you think it's for attention. I don't think that they're doing it for attention either. I think they're doing it because they think it's funny. I think they're just retarded. I used to think that they were all raped at that age, that they're molested, whatever, at the age that they're all. Yeah, they're regressing to the age that they got their first

black eye, the first time they got panda eyes. Because I think that happened to one woman. They all saw that and they're like, oh, that's cool. That's funny. That would be funny if I was doing it. I hate that you're doing it. You bring up a good point. But I would be doing it funny.

Is it a modern phenomenon? If you go back to the 1910s, there a girl going and Frank was do or Helen Keller Maybe they all saw that Helen Keller play and they're like, I want to do that. Yeah. Yeah, she's famous I want to be like her when Anne Frank was in the attic. She's like Yeah, they were making a lot of noise that's what was the problem When Anne Frank was in the attic, she was like, Ed Hitler is like the worst guy. Yeah. They were making a lot of noise. What was the problem? Can you imagine how annoying that would be?

She made too much baby talk, and the fucking Nazis found out. She's like, shut the fuck up. Can you guys shut up? Are you serious? I am not going to the fucking concentration camp. Their pool sucks. And if we go to the concentration camp,

I'm gonna publish your fucking diary to punish you for making so much noise. And everybody's gonna read it. And then he did it. There's no way they were talking this retarded all throughout history. I don't know, I'd like to know. I think we gotta talk to an old guy and be like, you know, that famous photo after World War II, after that sailor kissed that nurse. She went, yeah I'm a guy for guys like you though. You like it. Yeah, we seek out the retarded chicks and I fucking hate that Wasn't great when that when they that woman came out and said like that guy didn't even ask her to kiss her and everyone had A meltdown that was pretty funny. That makes it even funnier. That is

It is pretty funny that that famous photo It's like yeah, he kind of just kind of grabbed me on the street and did whatever he wanted with me and yeah the 40s What a time? Sorry Baby talk baby talking I guess I will probably get voted down Baby talk baby talking I guess I will probably voted down But everybody likes everybody likes look who's talking we love those babies. I can talking like that So if an actual baby talks, okay, but a woman talks like a very still

Corrected still but an adult woman does it and then fine guys like you are lining up to applaud it. Dick, my problem. Validated as men by that. Validating it. Dick, I've got a scenario for you. I got a couple of scenarios for you. Let's say you're on a website, you know, you're just trying to enjoy a website. Yeah. And all of a sudden there's a pop up that has a bunch of stuff, you know, and it's like, click this button if you want to keep reading the website.

And you're like, oh, I do want to keep reading the website. And then there's also a little check box that says, oh, and do you want our newsletter? And the box is already checked. So you hit, yeah, I do want to keep reading the website. Oh, shit, wait, what did I just agree to? Oh, OK. You got hit.

Yeah. You're installing a program on your computer. It goes, you just want to install the program? And you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it goes, okay, well, here's what you want. It's like, comes with the standard package, the graphics library, Bonzi Buddy, and the read me. And you hit forward and you go, oh, fuck!

Why was that clicked? Bonzi Buddy, that's a blast from the past. Well, that was one of the first hits. Toolbars? Is that your problem? No, my problem is the pre-checked box. No, how often does that happen? Call of the time! What are you talking about? Anytime you do anything on the internet, there's a little box

that says, like, yes, I do want men to come to my house and forcibly sodomize me until I get panned eyes. And then you read it last second and you go fuck why did I click accept already? I'll be checking out on a website I'm buying the thing and then I go why is the total higher than it was before? So you gotta uncheck the box?

What is the reach talking about? Why should I have to uncheck the box? The box should already be unchecked. It should default to know I should have to opt into this bullshit. Okay, make it illegal then. Well, it's interesting that you bring that up, Dick. Because in other countries, the European Union has passed the General Data Protection Regulation, which requires companies to ask explicit consent

before acquiring user data. And under that, pre-checked boxes are not valid forms of consent. That fucking GDPR is why we have to accept cookies on every site you ever land on. That piece of shit is responsible for wasting like a trillion hours of everyone's time. If only they hadn't have put those pre-checked boxes

in there and forced the hands of legislators. Everyone was fine except for you. You and like ten other guys that like women talking like babies. If only the evil companies trying to take our data and force us to sign up for newsletters we don't want. They forced the hands of heavy-handed regulators. That is so stupid. And now this is where we've ended up. You're right, Dick. I'm as upset as you. Why did they pre-check those boxes? They could have left them unchecked.

When I'm going through checkout and I go, wait a minute, what is this? I paid an extra $4.99 for package helpful service. What the fuck does that mean? To make sure it gets to my door? Isn't that the job of the post office to begin with? What's package helpful service? Where it's like, I forget what they call it. They call it. They don't call it anything everyone just shops at Amazon. Package protection. What is that? It's like a $2 add-on service where they go. Well, do you want package protection? Where? A lot of different vendors have it now. What's a vendor?

I like different websites. No, what are you getting? What are you getting that has that package protection service? Different skeezing garbage. I don't fucking know man. I'm seeing a bunch of websites I don't buy everything through Amazon online shopping. Do you do that much? Really well I did buy a bunch of monitors and shit this week, but okay. Would you buy this week? What was the big ticket item a computer monitor? What for what what? What reason? For the comic book. You had to buy a new monitor?

Yeah. Why? To make sure the colors are accurate. You had to get a special expensive monitor to make sure you're? It's not really more expensive than a regular monitor. It's just a color accurate pro monitor, because we are finishing the coloring stage.

And I want to make sure the colors are accurate. Did we buy the monitor or did you? Well you the backers of super killer paid for it. Congratulations on acquiring yet another piece How much was that? How much was the monitor? It's 200 bucks Oh it's 200 bucks, okay Yeah, it's not terrible So you had to buy a color calibrated monitor

Well I had to buy the color calibrated monitor and then I had to buy a separate color Calibrator to make sure the color calibrated monitor was correctly calibrated Did you buy more than five things online this week? Yeah, I'm sure. Did you buy more than ten things online this week? But I bought like duct tape, you know, like, because I need duct tape on Amazon. For what? What did you need it for? I needed to tape up a tarp.

A tarp on what? A bathroom door? No, for my garage. So you got a monitor and a color calibration tool? Yes. What's that? And tape. Color calibration tool is a little camera that checks the colors of your monitor to make sure they're accurate.

So you bought a special monitor that has accurate colors? Yes. And you got a color calibrator? I thought the monitor might be off and it was off a little bit, so. How much does a color calibrator run? It's like this much as the monitor, so. What is it called? I gotta look it up The way you're saying it makes me think that's not true

The Spider Pro? Spider Pro with a Y Spider Pro Color Calibrator Yeah So you bought 250 bucks You bought this one? Oh 120 bucks

So you're calibrating your monitor. I'm calibrating the colors, cause you know, you don't wanna print it out and it looks different. It's like what photographers get to make sure the color is. Does Ethan Van Skyver have one of these? I don't know, to be interesting to know actually. I don't know how he, I've never talked,

I was actually surprised that I've never heard anyone talk about color calibration in the comic space. So what did you find? Was it the right color? No. Oh I'm sorry, that wasn't actually the biggest ticket item. I bought two monitors this week. What?

What was the big...why? Why two monitors? Because the other one I had a pen display that they no longer updates a pen display Graphic tablet to draw a drawing tablet, but it's also a computer monitor I use it as a computer monitor that I and a drawing tablet. Yeah, what are you drawing? I use it for our show. I use it to make the thumbnails. I use it for thumbnail tablet I use it for all any graphic design purposes. Okay, how much is that that touch screen? Yeah, I was like draw on it like yeah vanilla sky I use it for any graphic design purposes. OK. How much was that? That touch screen. Yeah, that was like.

You draw on it like Vanilla Sky or whatever, Minority Report. Sure, like Minority Report. And then you're drawing like signing stuff, like send that document to the legal. The one I had because of some Windows updates and some Photoshop updates no longer works accurately. OK. So it was like $500.

Oh. Oh. Oh. You got was like 500 bucks. You got a grand already. At least I didn't get the top of the line. Well, I finally got my veto loses money. So at least that can go towards it. Oh, you got that. I did finally. We finally figured out what the hell. You finally figured it out. Okay, dude, I kept getting, they kept giving me the wrong information. I couldn't get it out of there. They did not give you the wrong information. And then they said, Oh, you don't have enough. You don't have

enough credits on bidingle.jumblo. So can't withdraw yeah, I'm adding I didn't know Okay, so did you get package protection for this shit? Is that what you're saying? No I got that on Amazon okay? What'd you get? You were asking you got package protection whenever I try to buy from the that limited run games They try to attack yeah, cuz it's like hearing a drug addict talk about like you know all the heroin They're doing it's funny This is all this is valid stuff. I'm buying. It's a fucking pen display It's for doing I use it for the show all the color calibrator was valid the color calibrator is definitely valid Well now what are you gonna? Do with the color calibrator? I might send it back now that I've calibrated the monitor

I calibrated the monitor okay. Now. What do you do? You color in it I? Now that I've calibrated the monitor, I don't know if I need it anymore. So you calibrated the monitor, okay. Yes. Now what do you do? You color in it? I look at the colors and I make sure I agree with the colors. Like I send notes to the colorist and I go, I just... And then you're like, this isn't... Yeah, I go... This isn't the right color?

I go, well, that's a little... Can you get it closer to magenta, you know? Oh, okay. Right now it's a little too red. The artist doesn't have that? What? The color calibrator? Yeah. No, they do, but I'm saying I want to make sure the colors I'm seeing are the same colors they're seeing.

Okay. So I can send them notes and say, hey, I don't like the color of this, can you change it? Does Butch Kelligan have that? Does he have a color calibrator? No, because he has a black and white comic book, so he probably doesn't need one. He draws a cover though. I don't know if he has a color calibrator. I mean, look, you can trust, you can say, I don't care if it's 100% accurate colors, but I'm like, I have a retarded, I get retarded about details like color, okay? Oh, okay.

I want the colors to be accurate, what? This is all legitimate purchases. How long does it take to calibrate every page of the comic? Well, you don't calibrate every page. Every page? Okay, how much, what do you calibrate it on? I calibrate every page of the comic? What do you... well you don't calibrate every page. For a week and a half? Okay. What do you calibrate it on? I calibrate the monitor to make sure what I'm looking at is accurate.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Just check it. And then I can fire back to them. I'm so curious about the process. Hey, the color of his costume here is a little too light. Can you darken it up? Whatever. Little notes like that. It's hard making a whole comic in color. Making it in yeah, we have black and white would have been easier easier. Yeah, okay. I wanted to do it in black and white but damn

Customers No, I mean I did have that discussion with people I said can I just put it out in black away And they're like no you raised too much money you have to do it in color who said that a guy runs a big comic publishing EBS said that not EVS. No Who? Eric July he wants to know yeah, it was Eric. She was a Me no, he basically said he's like nah He can't raise that much money frog time to a color version Wow

He fucked you whoever that guy a lot of people gave me a lot of these listening You you it's very funny what you said sir you really fucked veto over black and white would have been a lot easier I'll admit better too because you know you don't know what colors you're getting Right now I do I had to get a fucking color calibrator to make sure I know I'm getting the right colors Yeah, but that tells me something's up if you're buying color calibrators I'll tell you what's up is when I tell the color is that's probably why this happened I go can you make this like I got mousetraps. You know why cuz I got mice. Here's what happened I said can you make this I? Said I think this color is not magenta enough, and I said no it's magenta, and I said it looks red

I said no it's magenta, and they said no it's magenta and I said it looks red They said no, it's magenta and I said shit is my monitor broken me buys another monitor And then I bought a monitor in the color calibrator. I said no, it's definitely red make it yeah make it magenta. So it kind of just Regardless my monitor was ancient. Just type in the hex code You know code doesn't define if it's red. It doesn't say red. Sure it does. It's got that little, you know, it's got like a range. Type it into fucking chatgbt. The monitor I have is over 10 years old. It doesn't even have an HDMI port.

I was like, it's probably just time to get a new one. And a monitor is only 200 bucks. It's not like a fucking... I didn't buy like a top of the line, wide screen, whatever the fuck. How about a nice little monitor and a nice little pen display? Wow. You can look at this monitor and then draw. Do you like the thumbnails for the show? Because they all get made by me and I'll stop doing it if you keep ridiculing.

No, no, no, no, not the ones on the site. I don't give a shit if you do thumbnails on YouTube. Really? Yeah. They're useful. Well, I just told you. I don't give a shit if you do thumbnails on YouTube really yeah, they're useful Well, I just told you I don't give a shit. I put mine into Bing creator more thumbnails on the YouTube You know no one cares if you're doing if you're putting work into that no one gives a shit I spend about 10 minutes. It doesn't matter if they give a shit It matters if people see it and they click on it in their feed Okay, well I think that it has helped.

How much time are you putting on the thumbnails? Takes like an hour. To make a thumbnail. For this show? Yeah. Bro, you gotta, that's a... I cut both of us out. That's too much time. I, you know, I go find some bank, whatever. It's a little thing. Okay. It's an hour a week.

Just put the episode name up. Okay. And change the number. I'll just, you know what? I'll just put the episode name up and change the number. You know what? I'll just put in big white font. Don't you think that's kind of a waste of time? Times New Roman, episode 162. How's that? Yeah, that's fine.

Put it in notepad and then take a screenshot and then just stretch the screenshot over. That's fine. I think on some level, having smart, professional-looking branding for the show has been a benefit. Why? Our sponsors ask for their money back. That's different.

That's a different level of unprofessionalism. From them? Sure. Different that's a different level of unprofessionalism from them sure Why don't you make them a nice thumbnail for the email? Thanks for the cash sucker I like I like I think we got nice thumbnails on our YouTube channel. Yeah, I'm just saying it sounds like a lot of time PKA has- and you're like drawing and shit on the- okay, but you seem like the PKA thumbnails are really good You know and it gets people wanting to click. I have never seen a PKA thumbnail. Well, PKA is great at thumbnails. You know how great thumbnails is a quartering.

He's got interesting thumbnails. They work for him, so it's always a screaming, crying something. Great content too. I can't believe that publishing company had open out of business. Yeah, I can't believe every fucking professional endeavor. I can't believe Elon Musk didn't a lot of business. Yeah, I can't believe every fucking professional endeavor. I can't believe Elon Musk didn't give him a job. As CEO? Yeah.

Me too. He gave it to that woman. DEI hire. That sucks. Such bullshit. He could have the quartering run in his former. Cornering should have been running it. Well, guys, pre-checked checkboxes was my problem.

Sorry, did you have more? Somehow it turned into ridiculing me over buying a monitor. I mean, I just want to know what you're buying! I bought a monitor! I need, my old monitor, my monitor was old and the... You bought two monitors though. Well, I bought a, yeah, I bought one. Because one was for drawing on. One's a pen display, yes. Yeah. Do people know what that is? A pen display? Yeah, I think, I think that's the term for it. Oh, okay. Didn't you just buy a computer retard for the show? Because this one keeps crashing. Yeah, I think I think that's the term for it. Okay. Didn't you just buy a computer retard for the show because this one keeps crashing Yeah, we were buying it for a profile. I'm not buying it to dick around on it watch pornography I'm dying it to fucking work on it. You seem a little Defensive of all these purchases. It's annoying that my old one stopped working

I liked my old one, but it doesn't work anymore And if I looked I googled and they're like, yeah, the drivers are all fucked, and they're not gonna fix it. And the color calibrator, though. The color calibrator was annoying, but, you know, it got the colors correct, so. Yeah. That I might just put back in the box and send back to Amazon. And did you have to tell the artist that you bought a new monitor and a color calibrator? I told them I was doing it to make sure that the color...

Well, because we were like... I was like, something looks wrong about the colors and they said well looks good on my end I'm like, oh shit is something wrong with my monitor And I think there was something wrong with my monitor because it looked a lot better on the new display. Oh, it looks good Yeah, it was okay. The brightness was off and I was like, oh shit. I guess I've been looking at some of this wrong It helped. Okay. All right Search for something else to shit on me about Throwing money away You are very

You're very sensitive about how you spend money on this shit Okay very sensitive about how you spend money on this shit. I don't think I am. Oh, okay. What else did you buy? Okay, you want to like talk about like frivolous stupid purchases? I'm trying to think. I paid a guy $400 for a copy of Go Go Hyper Grind on the Nintendo GameCube there. You want to talk about that? Is that what you did the extra box thing for? That was like a month ago though. Okay. No, I bought it in person. Like at a 7-Ele Okay. No, I bought it in person Like at a 7-eleven no, you like drove he drove over from fucking Lancaster to your property. Yeah To my property, okay. I said it made it me near my property

All right I have the last video game ever made by the running stimpy guy cuz they're definitely I can let that guy make another video game Oh, cuz he raped that kid. I Ren and Stimpy guy because they're definitely not gonna let that guy make another video game. Oh, cuz he raped that kid. Uh, He sexting a kid. He had a 17 year old girl living with him as a girlfriend, I think That's what state? California. Oh, that's that's a big no no. No, that's Not good. She's even out. She's even in the DVDs is the weird like like her picture No, like I think I don't know if it's a run and stimpy DVDs But it's like you know between episodes where he comes out and he goes like hey

You're about to watch a great episode of run and step He's like and this is my friend Jessica and you're like you put your 17 year old girlfriend in the fucking run Don't do that like with cum leaking out of her yeah, basically yeah Everyone everyone looks back and they go man that guy just did not give a shit! And now everyone owns child porn. Yeah, kind of! Thanks! Hahahaha!

Ughhh! Uh, like Night Trap. Wasn't that the one with the 17 year old girl? Or something? Was there something? No! There's one game with like a... The guy game.

The guy game. I remember because I was working in GameStop when that happened, We had to take it off the shelves. Ugh. Did you keep any? No. Same thing happened at Grand Theft Auto in San Andreas though. We had to toss every copy of Grand Theft Auto in San Andreas.

But for that one, all the employees, we just took like 10 copies home. Why? What happened in Grand Theft Auto? That was when Hillary Clinton freaked out because you could put in a cheat code and fuck a lady, fuck prostitutes. You mean the pixels would go like... Yeah, basically. Like they left in like this... They added this like sex minigame and then they're like this is retarded don't even finish programming it

Yeah, but some idiot figured out how to like hot coffee hot coffee Yeah, some idiot figured out how to game genie your way into like this glitchy thing of CJ's going yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's like one of the fucking hooker models is just over a couch. It's gone like glitching through the fucking wall That managed to get the game they rerated the game as adults only and you know They had to take all those copies off the shelf off. Okay, good old Hillary Clinton Bad pillows is my problem bad pillows. You have any good pillows in your house? I don't do pillows You sleep flat on your back with no pillows? I use blankets.

You shove blankets under your head like a nest? Yes. You do that too? My man. Really? Yeah, because a blanket you can shape. You can go, I want a little extra here. I want a little extra here.

I can tuck. You have a whole blanket behind your head? Yeah. Across the headboard area?, yeah, well whatever I'll just grab a blanket and put it under my head. Does it have like a pillow case on it? Or is it just like a- No, it's just a comforter. What the fuck? Where'd you get this idea? Where'd I get this idea? I didn't sit down and think about it. When did it occur to you like the flex capacitor? One time I went like, I went like, man it sucks that like a pillow doesn't, you know, be whatever shape you want.

They're horrible. And then he went, well I have this length of cloth that I can fold or can court in any way I want, so I'll just use that. Am I stupid? I think so. Well I've never understood pillows at all. I've just given up. I haven't used a pillow in a decade, so. What? There's no reason. I just have a, I just use a blanket. It's better.

I swear I used to have a, I used to never think about pillows and now it's pretty much all I think about I'll say when I go to like a hotel and it's like one of those really nice pillows use those Even then though, I think I just want you what do you request an extra duvet? Yeah, you wadded up. I'm every time I go to a hotel. I get an extra blanket for my head. Yeah Usually I'll just bring them from home though. When we went to Vegas I brought multiple blankets. Did you just say look for something else to make one of you?

I don't care about that because I am so- You bring your own blanket from home. Yeah. Like Linus? When we went to Vegas for Hackamania, I brought a bunch of blankets. And I was, I'll admit, you know, like I'm going to the guy's house

and I'm like, I don't want to see him dragging a bunch of blankets like I'm Linus I it does feel but it's not a security blanket thing. It's a comfort thing like I need them to put under my head Okay, I don't think I'm gonna top that honestly Well you're the one saying pillows are a problem I'm telling you I hit on a solution, so what is the problem? That's not a dragging blankets around. What's worse, your shitty pillow situation or me who's comfortably using blankets as pillows?

Yours is worse. Why is that worse? Because it's weird. I think, you know what, this is going to be one of those problems where we're going to get a bunch of voicemails from people going, you know, normally I hate that fat piece of shit Democrat, but I have more on blank But I'm a blanket water Blanket wadding is the solution no no no no no no no no guys you gotta wad you gotta wad That's the ticket

You're gonna wad blankets up for the rest of your life and sleep on them with your head forever till the day I die. And when you go to a hotel, do you at least vacuum compress it so you can like carry it more easily? My blankets? Yeah, your head blankets. No, I just throw them over my shoulders and I walk into the lobby like a homeless person. Yeah.

And I go, oh my God, that homeless guy's- Are you being serious? Yeah. And you don't- Do you think maybe I should stop doing this at any point? Should I stop being comfortable? No, I've never had that thought in my life, Dick. My comfort is...

Do the cleaning ladies ever find it weird that you've got a blanket you got from home? In your room? I don't talk to the cleaning ladies. Don't touch the sesame stream blanket. Other than to say that pizza, don't throw it out. I know you think it should go in the freezer say that pizza, don't throw it out. I know you think it should go in the freezer, but no, I got to leave it out until it's the right temperature.

Don't touch it. OK, well, pillows are horrible. Yeah, I agree. But you totally agree. Did you go back to pillows after going to a blanket for a time? I recently tried some pillows and it's just, it didn't work. I'm not using them. You're too spoiled?

Yeah, yeah, spoiled I would say. Have you tried to like cut the blanket in half and have like a pillow blanket? The only pillow I've used is I got one of those triangle wedge pillows. Okay, how's that? They have a cube too that that I saw on Instagram, but I don't see it anymore, so maybe it wasn't any good.

I don't know what the cube is. I got that, because as I said at a certain point, I was having a lot of heartburn, so you're supposed to elevate your body. Yeah. But I'm not getting heartburn anymore, so I don't need it anymore. I'm not using it. Okay.

So you're still on the blanket. I'm still just a blanket boy. The cats love it I Make them little I make and have a woman's never gonna tolerate that a blanket. Well, that's not a problem I am really thinking of now. You got it. You're gonna have to make some concessions You don't have to cut the blanket in half or something Why is she gonna have a blanket all over the plans? They just know they're not gonna like that. You have toad it up every night. There's never a problem before.

I shared a bed with a woman for a... Would she sleep on the blanket pillow, too? No, it was my blanket pillow. It was my blanket pillow. And you wad the whole thing up on your side? I would be lying on the right. She'd be lying on the left. Whatever happens on my side of the bed

is my side of the bed. It's got nothing to do with her. All right. You've never put a blanket under your head? You've put a blanket under your head. I'm sure I have. I'm sure I've never put a blanket under your head? I mean, I'm sure I have. You've put a blanket under your head. I'm sure I've slept at a blanket pillow, but... And as that was happening the whole time, you went, God, I wish I had a pillow.

I was on drugs. Okay. No, I was just sleeping. What is the difference in your mind? Drugs? No, between a pillow and a blanket. Well, a blanket looks like a homeless person is like humping a covering in a corner. That's a very good point.

To a wall. To a nest. So a homeless person who can sleep fucking anywhere. No, not in a home. They could sleep in a home. They could. You'll see those guys. They can only sleep outside of the home. You'll see those guys sleeping on sticks.

They're sleeping on spikes. Well yeah, but... And what's under their head? Like a fucking knapsack or a piece of cloth. A newspaper or something. A bottle. Have you ever seen a homeless guy carrying a pillow around? No, because they go bad right away.

They go bad. No, but they got it. They'll just take their jacket out, fold it up. Yeah, okay, like a folded up jacket. Folded up jacket's basically a blanket. That's not good though. You'd rather have a pillow. I would rather have the jacket. You'd rather have a blanket than a nice, great pillow. When I fly on a plane,

I specifically wear a specific jacket that I can fold up And use as an expert pillow. I have an excellent jacket pillow It's this old Navy. I was actually recently on eBay trying to see if I could get another one because this one is falling apart I've had it for so long and I get on the plane I take off this big jacket and I tuck it under my head and I sleep on the plane like a baby You know you can't you got to get rid of this anything can be a pillow dick anything. All right, that's

Pillows are for posers It's like the first invention is it though. I think so. It's just like a plank of wood or something, a rock. Exactly. I'm sick of having my head like this. I'm going to put it like this. Ha ha ha. You ever see an animal using a pillow? So you're the guy.

Have you ever seen an animal using a pillow? My dog loves pillows. She will drag a pillow up so she can put her head on it. She puts her head on it. Yes, her head. That's bizarre. She will only lay on pillows Human ones. I see my cats and they go just make a blanket in a in any position

And I will find a way to be comfortable. So when a guy took a blanket and made a pillow out of it You were back there going like this fucking idiot. No one's gonna sleep on these Dumb. I've just never seen the point of the point of the pillow the blankets better Well, I was considering I remember my grandma used to sleep on one of those like curved pillows Yeah, you know I'd always used to see in a room and go like I like foam torture. It looks torturous, right? Yeah, like it's just like a you. Yeah, it just goes like that looks like something for your Something medical for your anus. Like that. And now I'm thinking maybe, maybe she had a point

because this is not, whatever's happening here is not working. I've had the same, I think I only have three now. I think I had four at one point. You know, I remember when I first moved to LA with my buddies, we all went to Ikea. Okay. And we all bought the exact same blanket

in different colors. And as they left LA one by one I inherited Their Ikea blankets and I still have use Tim Rogers blanket at your pillow. I never lived with Tim Rogers, but I have Eddie and Rosie I think it's Eddie and Rose. I don't know. No one of them must be Jairs. I Have a woman. Yeah, you, one of them must be Jers. I have three. Rosie, a woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have all their blankets, like scalps? I have their blankets. That jacket I used for a pillow used to be Eddie's jacket.

He wants it back. And I told him, I can never give you that jacket back. It's my favorite thing in the world. How do you want the jacket back? Because it's a great jacket. It's the most comfortable jacket anyone's ever worn. That's also one of my shop. That was also my-

Does he know that you sleep in it? I don't sleep. I sleep in it on the plane. I use it. You sleep in it. I don't sleep. I sleep it on the plane I be sleeping it. He's not getting back. It doesn't matter what he's thinking about. Okay But those Ikea blankets have been my pillows It's like sleeping on my friend. I don't like imagining sleeping on the dreams of my friends I Just don't like you sleeping on a pillow Sleeping on your friends blankets. Yeah, how long they leave how long ago they leave LA like a decade

Okay, they're nice little quilts. They're nice little Little guys. All right. IKEA. That's been the biggest problem. Guys, we got a new bonus episode. That stuff's not supposed to last forever, you know. The biggest problem in elections at patreon.com slash biggest problem.

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I'll eat it anyway. I'll eat it if Trump wins. You're not gonna eat it. Uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. OK, here we go. That's the worst part about any Dick promise is you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming.

We also gotta do our next bonus episode Maybe we can talk about the TV treatment because that was another promise Well, we gotta find someone to review it sure we can't just be us reading it We got to have like we have and we need a neutral third with neutral third party with television I was like, yeah what a pitch is supposed to be sure what do you mean? Sure that would make it better. I Agree with you. What is you mean sure? That would make it better. I agree with you. What is up with your? Sure, sure.

What is up with that fucking attitude? It's a good idea. What a great show. I think that shit where Kanye's son posted a thing on YouTube, and then a guy removed, or Kim Kardashian stepped in and removed it. And what annoys her the most

are all the fucking retarded libs that are like, oh thank God that's been removed Kanye's son just like Kanye he's trash He's like you were censoring that child you're taking like work from a child and Censoring it. Yeah For that should really. Yeah. I mean, I kind of get it. What did Kanye's son do or say? He posted like a pro Trump video on YouTube and his mom deleted it. His mom deleted it? Yeah. Kim Kardashian took it down. And I'm like, ah, fuck you, you bitch. Well, Kim's going, look, I already had one male member of this

family destroy his earning potential. I don't need you fucking this up as well. Oh, yeah She was loving that kind of money. I Think he'll be back I'm not gonna say what kind of doctor he was. Yeah What's his name Gaddafi is gonna come back to life open a Black bank in Africa and Kanye can use that. That would be good. Is he banned from all the banking? Gaddafi? Yeah. Hey, Nick. Hi. I am a veteran and guess what? Everything in the mother fucker with PTSD, like 80% of them are lying about it. I knew it really over blowing it

Entirely to get more money from me. Yes free money. Why would you not you know you get free money? And that's worth 70% of your day to fill it up I'm 18-19 hundred a month tax free so you know fuck veterans fuck all of us We're just game in the system like anyone else so you know Vito's wrong, I think. I forget how that went down, but Dick, you're right. Yeah, what were you wrong about? Some way. Veteran knows.

He knows. You ever see that picture of that veteran and his whole face got burned off or whatever else? Yeah. You can get an extra 50 bucks a month, but come on. Just shoot him. You're fine. Why are you taking so many pictures?

Your face all cooked off. My face was like that, I wouldn't be taking pictures. I would just be saying the N word constantly. Dude there's a- Hey what's up everybody? Yep you know me, good old potato man, burnt potato face. Lost my nose in fucking Vietnam bro. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and I play fucking Folsom Prison. Hey, what's everybody? I don't know how to play the guitar. It's just here as a prop. This goes out to all the ends out there. All right, sir.

Thank you for your service, but. I died. I lost my face for these freedoms. I know. You can say it another couple times, but really, we've got to get you out of here. I did find there's a Black Army influencer whose entire nose and part of his face is missing,

and he just goes on TikTok and reviews Wendy's and shit, and I'm like, but he has a mask! He has a Man in the Iron Mask mask, and I'm like, oh that's- What? So he's faking it? No, but I'm saying he has a Phantom of the Opera mask that makes him look like a normal guy, but then he just takes it off and he looks like a know a skeleton man with his nose like in Boardwalk Empire

Yeah, it's awesome That sounds weird dude his whole viewing Wendy's his whole nose is missing and he just gets on there He's like one of those guys goes. You know have a pot have a positive day, and it's a black I would not be that Opposite of that I was like really surprised. I was like shit that guy's whole nose is just missing. There's just a giant hole. The missing nose. Alright. Ahhhh what the fuck?

Nooooo! Randy Adams ran Rise Up. Is he part of the voting thing? I don't know. Is they gonna send this fucker to... Isn't that wild? He's gonna come try to get their money back. Like this guy, I would keep this guy... He looks like a red skull, but he's black.

Dude, he looks... I was like... I saw this and I said, this is the guy who like... Come on, if you're in Hollywood, write a villain role for this guy. Put it up! Nah, put it up on YouTube? Are you fucking insane? What are you talking about? It's on TikTok! It's on Instagram, that's Facebook. Are you fucking insane? What are you talking about? It's a tick tock. It's on Instagram. That's facial retarded You can't show of a video. Are you is this like your first day on earth? Wait? What are you talking about? Are you talking about? He's not a naked

You live in like a fantasy world I can't look at a Skeletor man on YouTube. Alright look you know better than me I guess. Man look at this one lip it's just all there. Right? How about, okay you can get a picture of him with his mask. He's explaining how he's able to drink without lips. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ What would that do? Cause then people know, uh, there! Cause that's what he gets, that's cool! I want one of those!

Okay. That's how he looks with his cool guy mask. And then underneath that is just a skull. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. See, Lord, we just want to thank you. Bro, God does not exist. How do you not fucking know that?

How did you get fucking know that? How did you get- His whole face is missing under that thing. There is no fucking God. There's nothing. No, that's horrible to say. Holy shit. God is eternal, dick.

Now I do want my face to get all fucked when I go around. By the way, I used to think God exists, now I don't. That's horrible. Change my mind. Come on. I don't know, I like it. Come on, don't fuck, don't fuck everyone over with that shit. You get half your head blown off, you go around, you're going around being a free spokesperson for a bunch of kid rapists.

Okay. Thanks a lot, bro. I think Hollywood should get this guy. Like, you know, when you have like a horrible disfigurement, you should get to play a villain in a fun Marvel movie. Everybody always ends up deserving it. He should play the black skull. He could be cousin of the red skull.

Aw. That'd be cool. We'll have black everybody else. Yeah, true. There's a black panther, there's a black manta, there's a black canary. Black canary's white, though. No, wait, she's black in the movies.

Everybody gets to be black. All right. Hey biggest problem, it's a beach joke. Vito, last week we needed to say that prisons need to be nicer so people stop stealing. Not quite. They need to be nicer so we can justify putting people away forever. Like, you know, every time someone gets up for stealing or whatever it's like free my son he didn't do anything wrong

yeah get him out of there that would go away if they got a PS5 and like some beers in prison or something like yeah get in there I don't care like that would be the quickest solution to any crime problem I don't care it would just fix it way better than this shit of catching release. So make prison really fun because then they'll want to go there? Well no, there's no difference between like, I mean there's minimal difference between like welfare and prison. Like we're paying for like a size cell for you to live in. We're already putting all that money out, yes.

And the only difference is like we caught some of you for crimes, so we have to sort of sequester you a little bit differently. But it doesn't have to be extreme. Like let's stop acting like we're helping you. We're just trying to keep you away from everyone else because we don't want you to hurt people who have more money than the people around you. Right. Right? So we put like a halo, like one of those halo dog callers on them, and you're allowed to go down the street to whatever. And you can go home and live in your IsoCube. And we'll still pay for it.

And then instead of locking you up for like six months in prison, we can lock you up for the rest of your life in like outside prison, IsoCubes. Yeah, why can't we just have like a monitor that says, you're allowed to leave the house for exactly an hour a day. You have a lot of them. And we'll track you. And we'll track you. And we'll track you.

Constantly. And know where you go. And you go back to your tower. You can go to the barbecue. You can go to the cookout. You can meet girls. You can go see your mom. Yeah, that's a good idea.

That's a fantastic idea. We'll get there hopefully. That's some Black Mirror stuff. We should be right in that show. That's Judge Dredd. The concept is that there's no difference between welfare and prison. That's why he's always sending people to prison. Doesn't matter.

Yeah, doesn't matter. You already live in a prison in the Dredd's Dredd world, so who cares? Hey Dick, hey Vito. Hi. The biggest problem in the universe is Colorado fucking government. They decided to put in a 10 cent tax on plastic bags which made stores start charging 10 cents for plastic bags Yeah, welcome to 2005 Over the course of the last two years integrate them out and replace them with paper bags

The paper bags are not subject to this tax, but they're still charging us Per bag. Yeah, it's crazy. We can't fucking carry carrier fucking groceries in cutting off the circulation to our wrists and arms In one fucking trip. When do we do that? When do we start doing that? Time ago man, I still get a little thrill when it asked me how many bags Did you buy for this purchase and I go one? Take that the man I got like four of them. I got it. I take that. I take that the man. Hey Jake, hey Vito. Hi.

I've got the biggest problem in the universe. Really? Announcing stuff too early. This has happened mostly with video games in the past before where I find out about something and I'm so excited to look for it. True. And it just comes out years later.

The best experiences I've ever had is finding out something exists and then I get to play it within like a couple weeks. Back to the Future 2 was perfect. Well I always- Back to the Future 2 is better next time, Vito. I always tell people, you know, like with video games, why are you buying the new fucking Call of Duty for 60 bucks?

Just buy the last one. The only reason I mean- That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. If you want to play with all your friends and it's a multiplayer game, that's the one instance. But any single player game, why do you need it when it comes out? Because you want to play it. Okay, just play the last one. It's not as good. Do you know how many video games are being released every year? It's like an insane glut of fucking content you either there are games and it's not like before we're like Do you do that when a new game comes out you go buy the previous one?

Yeah, so in like cooking mama 2 came out you're like I'm not paying yeah cooking mama was a big one Full price for this shit. What do you call it? Uh like spider-man? I waited for the spider-Man game to be 20 bucks, because I'm like, it's going to be 20 bucks. That's different than the new ones out. I'll just go play the old one. Yeah, the new one came out. Spider-Man 2 came out.

And then for Christmas or whatever, they're like, Spider-Man 1 is 20 bucks. And I go, good, I'll play Spider-Man now. To save $40? Yeah. There's so much fucking shit. I don't pay more than 20 bucks for a game unless it's like. Unless it's in a parking lot. Yeah, well there's so much fucking shit. I don't pay more than 20 bucks for a game unless it's like Unless it's unless in a parking lot. Yeah, exactly unless it's 40 years old unless it's a rare

There's a difference between yeah, exactly. I don't play that fucking thing Skateboarding why skateboarding with rent now play do you feel like you're getting one over on the publishers by not playing a new game? It's it's look everybody everybody who you don't buy a lot of games. I don't think no There's a lot of you always hear people talk about their steam fucking backlogs You know games they bought during steam sales at this point. You know that epic game store They give you two free games every week Sony. They give you two free games every month Xbox you sign up for game pass you get access to like a hundred free games They give you two free games every month. Xbox, you sign up for Game Pass, you get access to like 100 free games.

There's just so much shit that unless it's like your favorite game series of all time. Who is this advice for though? Like say you're saying like, Grand Theft Auto 6 comes out, you're like, just buy five. It's not even advice. It's just like we're at the point where I think publishers are suffering.

They're like, why are people not buying video games? It's like, cause we're drowning under, not only are there too many games, but you made every game 80 hours of bullshit bonus content that nobody actually needs. So, you know, I can go- Who is this message for? Which publishers?

Like what games are they? Activision, really like- What do they make? Ubisoft, the guys who make Assassin's Creed. The one with the black guy? The black samurai? Yeah, that game sure is a good example. Did that come out? No, but there's old Assassin's Creed games.

That's a series. The new one. The new one will have 100 hours of bullshit. It's going to come out. It's going to sell terribly for a number of different reasons. Mostly the black samurai. Oh, let's put it this way. There's a new Star Wars open world game starring a lady.

And out, done, next. Sure, that's one of the problems. But another big problem, I was reading an article where they're like, well the problem with this whole open world shit is that everybody has a million games that are 80 hours, 100 hours of content. It's like, people are still playing Grand Theft Auto V. Yeah, we played it this summer. Yeah, sure, so why go out and buy like the new $60 Star Wars game,

especially when you know in a year, when they have to discount it, cause it's full of a bunch of woke shit, you know, it's gonna be 10 bucks. Okay, but why not buy it? Like why wait? If you wanna play it, just play it. If you think it's the only thing you wanna play, go nuts.

I just don't, you know, it's like, I wanna know who this is for. Like what's the, who's the person who's gonna say like, thing you want to play go nuts I just don't you know it's like I don't know who this is for like what's the who's the person who's gonna say like you know I was gonna buy the new Assassin's Creed but then I was like when I just buy the last one I don't think it's for and it's not advice okay it's more just like I think more and more people are going yeah you know what there's just so many video games I'm gonna skip on you know like I have a buddy who's been chasing me to play us the new Armored Core, and I'm like, I'll get to it.

You know, I don't need to buy it yet. Okay. All right, last one. Hey, Dick, hey Vito, the biggest problem in the universe is any other voting than at the polls voting. If you can't take a day off or figure your fucking schedule out to vote on a specific date, then you shouldn't get to vote. But, as Dick be great. Dick brought up. They don't have a little monster hand rings after I know I almost got those

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Yeah, but now that you can't fill out her ballot for her. So that's a loss, buddy. I have a red cap for five. Vito better be wearing a handmade dress for the first episode after Trump wins. He's going to be gone. That would be a good case. Banished.

I'm going to be frozen into a crystal by a gay CNN host. J-Rob detailing for five euros gentlemen. Cheers. Thank you J-Rob detailing. The malware for two thanks for banning me on ex-vito. You're welcome. I almost banned that guy too It's just been a little shit Yeah, I don't like when people add their own commentary to my comments. I'm like, ah ban. Well as always there's a way to get unbanned And it's to ask nicely. Shit Lips for five, thank you. Jerry and Coke for 10, money, money, money. Thank you.

Pineapple Man for two and Schmidt on the guitar playing that Van Halen. Whoa. Pop Quiz for two, drink more water Vito. I finally bought one of those like nice water bottle things up and trying to up my water intake. You had to buy a nice water bottle to drink water Well, it's it's better when you have a nice water bottle. You take around. It's a portable thing and Lee

Similar to a Stan Oh Randall, I got a manly would you get a man? I got a manly It's a big like a new it's a big dick coming out of the top I love hydration How much water you taking around you taking it to the store and stuff I already did the bit you don't have to How much water you're taking around your bit away from you cuz I knew that's what you were gonna do Oh was it gay water cuz you're gay Thanks, now. I want to know where you're hearing me the big deal though. Let's tell we can't do that in YouTube anyway You taking it to the gym? Keep going you're more are you are you taking a big thing?

Why do you need water? I'm asking you supposed to drink water. I'm drinking water. You're supposed to do a lot You're supposed to do a lot. Are you going down the list going of all the easy stuff? I'm going down the list Turkey sandwich for ten my favorite occurring bit on the show is when veto says something extremely racist Dick looks at him and veto defensively says what yeah, I'm sure it happened at least once in this episode vegetable spy for two says a veto Costco selling magic cards I did see that and I actually went to my Costco to see if they had the They're being clearanced out at certain Costco's but mine bring your water Costco's got some good stuff. I'm getting to work out with the water. There was a lot of Asians

I took a picture and then I decided against posting it. Pitching for 20 Are we getting a spooky episode in honor of Spook Day? Biggest Problem in Elections is now available at patreon.com. Pretty spooky episode. Slash biggest problem. Strategy for five, imagine electing,

not to see the biggest problem in the elections bonus episode. That's one way to have them chuck dicks in my ass. Nobody wants that. Chud Bronson for five, I'm very drunk and I need to hear you two yell tonight. Guitar talk was worth the wait unlike some comic books. You've used the wrong word on so many of these. You're late and you're

late again. Again. Three. Good for you. Nailed it. Psychonaut for five. Dick, this comment is to tempt fate by pointing out G. It sure has been a long streak of avoiding the Sonichu medallion curse. Thanks for not killing yourself, Kerjiggers. Dem drop kicks for two is Alex Minnesians, a hero. He was a legend. Coof for 50. Vito's booty should be added as a feature of the super time killer game. Also time for Vito's booty. I don't know. Maybe it's already in there. We don't know. Could be. Cameron for two. Boycott rise.

Wow. Hashtag Pete Oxen for five. shout out to my friend Steve Garbeen, who is definitely straight. Your hero Ron Paul wants you to vote for your favorite President Trump. Shout out for them, thank you Pete. Cole Marklin for two, just like that. Owen Tobert has come and gone.

Strait Territory for five, I heard you can start Super Time Killer with 30 veto lives by entering this code at the title screen, up, up, down, down, left, right, Chuck Dix in my ass. He finally got a funny one. Nailed you, A for two, every problem in the universe from women to women. Diego Vasconicos for whatever.

Dix should make satirical pro-women content to get them to share it. I should, I gotta go to the bathroom. All right, no problem. Dean Chalk for five, thanks for the laughs, boys. Vito, you even suck at the video game Super Time Killer. Well, I think I'd be good at it. It's right dude here for two.

It says, sheet. Johnny Rocket for five. Says, this is a message from progressive Vic. Please vote. Together we can lower the age of consent. That is from Johnny Rocket. Andrew Tarr for five. Sober October's over, and I'm back to drinking

and willing to send super chats again, awesome. Diamond G for five, two pig to rig, stop the squeal. Drill babe drill, no new warthogs, no tacks on ham, oink early and get your friends to oink. Kated the Swiss for five with a laughing emoji. Generic is washed for five. Listening to early episodes, Dick was talking about wanting to see a guy on the road

get slammed, but gave Vito shit watching Chinese smuff. I had one of you guys send me a message asking for a link to a website where you can watch Chinese people die. So some of you guys are sickos as much as I. At least Google it yourself, okay? You can figure it out. If you said there's a cool website with dead Chinese people, yeah? You can figure it out. If you know, you said there's a cool website

with dead Chinese people. Yeah, you can figure it out. I'm not gonna enable it. Stratergery for two says $1,000. Okay, good joke. Ethan, oh, and he says read the email now. Okay, Ethan Alvi for five. You know, it's a big fat Italian.

What's your professional opinion of penne pasta? And what is the Vedi a B pasta? I like penne penne is good. I mean you want it with a You want it with a sauce that? with the pasta with a sauce Well, you want different shapes of pasta because different sauces adhered to pastas differently, you know Oh, like if you had a really like creamy pasta, you wouldn't use like a linguine or some penne would be better for them like that what's penny like a bowtie the penny is the little tube yeah I think penny is good with a vodka sauce typically is that true or is that like Italian

bullshit different posses every race tax it's about something it's not bullshit, it's about something. If it's not bullshit, every race lies about something. If the pasta is a fucking tube, then obviously it's gonna pick up more of the sauce, because the sauce gets trapped in the tube. Okay? Okay. Got little ridges around the edge. Alex for 10, I know we had a lot of fun. Oh, wait, what?

You're right. Alex for 10, I know we had a lot of fun here today, but I want to be serious. I really love all the fans of this show, and I hope that no matter the election result, that we see a brighter future for all Americans. Yes. Disavow. Okay. I disavow that guy. All Americans. Everyone.

Andrew Tarr for 20. At the end of the last show, Dick was pretending to cry about vets needing parades, or they'd kill themselves. I'm a vet vet and I've been laughing about that all week. Biggest laugh of the episode for me. Fuck them. Thank you, Andrew. Might have got a good last episode. Very disrespectful to the troops, however. Yeah.

Your man, Martian for 5. Richard, check your email. I sent you a fine little song today. It's called My Property. I got that. I didn't know if that was for this show or my show. I don't think we're far enough away from the My Property debacle to pay on this show, Martian, honestly.

I didn't want to tempt fate. I think things are still a little, what was that guy's name? I think things are still a little insert credit-y over here. Insert credit-y. Random guy for ten, bring the one man in the studio audience, laugh track guy, and anytime that guy was great. I agree. Tyler P for ten bring the one man in the studio audience laugh track guy and anytime that guy was great I agree Tyler P for ten dick you dick send me my stuff you sent to the wrong address Oh, yeah, I owe you guys there's like three guys who didn't get their shirts. I could have sent out

I've emailed you a bunch I need to wear my fat lady and little boy t-shirt while drinking from my dick show and chocolate Yeah, I'm sorry, man. I'll send it out next week Cody tightest for five for your next man on the street video you guys should do a YouTube e-fair. Oh, I got you. Yeah in Shit lips for five work. I organized a volunteer litter collection team in Milwaukee black people yelled at us It really is funny the videos of a guy he's like just just mowing the lawn, and there's just like a black eye He's like what the fuck are you doing? What the fuck? They don't care about yelling They don't care about getting yelled at or yelling at people

Matt safer 10 my bad fellas have this must be illegal no It's it's fun the cop even shows up and like I said tell the guy He's like I can't stop him from mowing a guy's lawn man this is not his neighborhood that does not mean anything to me adasius for five Tim Walz is a pedophile brought to you by progressive victory Matt C for 10 my bad fellas have some money psycho nautical for 20 dick I know you don't get along with Dave Smith but I'm dying to see you and Luis J Gomez in the same room riffing about anything Trump or race related. Any chance you guys show up on Legion of Skanks

or them on this show? We were on Legion of Skanks. Yeah, that's as much as, that's as far as we're gonna get. Once. And then I sent Luis a message asking him to Skankfest, and then everyone convinced me to not go to Skankfest. So. Everyone went, Vito, you're not a real comedian.

And I went, yeah. Yeah, I mean guys, there's just like, once comedians a real comedian. I went, yeah. Yeah, I mean, guys, there's just like, once comedians get to be a certain level, they're not hanging around with me anymore, and I'm not hanging around with them. Like, that's just the way it is. You have to be very committed and likable. You gotta get your Q factor up.

Yeah. You can't just be like a misanthropic, like hate piece of shit like I'm sure maybe even silently the comedians think it's funny But they will not be on the show cuz I'm fighting with everybody. I'll fight with I'll fight with anybody Anytime about anything slightly deviated from anything slightly deviating from anything like any kind of principles or morals And I will fucking hammer you and that's just not like a that's not a way kind of principles or morals, and I will fucking hammer you, and that's just not like a, that's not a way, that's not a way to behave in whatever it is, whatever level of peace and everything that is.

Was it Ryan Long who commented on you recently? Did you see that quote? Manny Muskets went to his show, and he signed his book, and Manny said, Manny said, "'Ryan said that he loves Dick's Twitter, but he fights with all his friends.'" And Ryan came and he said, "'Ah, I said I love Dick's Twitter, and he fights,

and I love all his fights on Twitter.'" Oh, so he loves your fights on Twitter Okay, well he said I love dick's Twitter, and I love his beefs on Twitter. Okay, okay, Ryan Either one. Mary Muskets made it sound like Brian Long was like I love dick, but he sure is fighting with all my friends on Twitter. I mean it's a fucking nightmare to be associated with me. You fight with guys that I don't even know necessarily And then I'm like, I don't care. I didn't realize this guy was a piece of shit.

They're like, yeah, that guy's a fucking piece of shit. I'm like, oh, all right. Dave Smith's a great example. I think that podcast people, they glom onto political groups to siphon the audience to their show, which is a valid way to build your audience. But like I personally despise it. So like Dave Smith jumps onto the libertarian bandwagon, and all he does is tell them how smart he is at libertarian stuff and tell them what books to read, and they love it, but then when it comes down to actually sacrifice something for the party,

he bails and says like, well, you know, I have my family at home. It's like, well, what do you think politics is, bro? Why did you get involved? Why did you build up these poor people's expectations and pull in their emotions just to fuck them over? In the end. You did that. That is very evil to me.

Like, you have to remember, I think Eric Jalai for making bad art should be locked in the crystal dimension for ten thousand years I don't I'm not like oh well you know morally it is bad bad It's like now what you did was what you did was bad Well, I'm not you know you're more of a right-wing guy than me I would say I think you know right-wing guys don't appreciate you enough because I see you posting about like this Tony Hinchcliffe thing You're like this is gonna fuck

You totally fucked up you guys totally fucked up and I was very Like you don't care you don't like free speech you like comedy you're like I want to win the election I want to win Yeah, if I have to drown kids to win I'll do it. Okay, and then I'll apologize. I'll give them medals I'll apologize, I'll give them medals. Hahahaha! You fucking losers. You're just so up your own ass about being seen as good and being as good as people see you and it makes me fucking sick that you're so addicted to pride. See, you must be going nuts because I see right wing guys tripping over their own feet

and I go, yeah, you guys are idiots, this is funny, but for you. It's like you're losing something. You know what you want It's cuz you want these guys to not abortion things the worst fucking idiots. Yeah, well the abortion thing is terrible They lost it too much of votes for no reason yeah women's women's interests in politics like skyrocketed over four years Yeah, men's like went up a little bit like oh wow there would be no talking about Kamala if the wasn't the abortion thing is gonna get a bunch of women out Because they want to murder babies You know what the Republican platform would be if guys could just if guys who are really if they could just take it up with God Yeah, it's like God. Why did you make why God? Why do you make these women abort their babies instead of taking out on the women who don't know shit?

You know, yeah, I don't know what they're fucking doing well they're taking out the abortion doctor but you're afraid to talk to God aren't you? she's taking baby out of me I don't want a baby take it up God you whore oh whoa whoa whoa take it up with God buddy that's what you did do they use the baby voice at the abortion doctor? yes is the abortion doctor talking to baby boys? yeah they do we're gonna make a scrubby-wubby out of your body. We're gonna take your toovy-woobies and scrape them clean off your baby.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thank you, Mr. Doctor! Thank you! I don't want the parents telling you sorry! You don't care. Liberals don't care. No, I'm a liberal. It's funny to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! If they just let it go... If they just let it go,

If they just let it go, Donald, Trump's whole platform would be, Hey, liberal white women, Would you like to have another $300 to spend on Lulu or Amazon? Yeah! Every year? That's a good pitch for women! And they would have no response to that!

Uh... Uh... Well, what about abortions? No, Trump said abortions are cool. I want that 300 bucks though. That he was talking about. It does seem like it's pretty easy to manipulate women and yeah, you guys are fucking it up. Well, maybe someday you'll uh... Never.

I will ask the thing, never. There's no point. Has man again. What would you even have to talk about? What would you want to talk about with legions of skanks? I have nothing to talk about. I would just talk, you know, current events. I don't know. Wow. I, uh, I don't know. It feels like there's different, uh, there's different spheres of comedy, you know? Oh yeah.

But it does seem like comedy's gotten into- Like not funny comedy? Well, as somebody's pointed out, comedy's become, like, way too politically focused. It's like, why is all the comedy just about fucking, like when I ripped a Quran in half, was that? No, that's not, that's not political. That's funny. That's funny for a number of reasons.

You know we didn't get any shit for that. Can you believe that? Right, cause even the Islamic people are like, no, don't give him attention. Only wants attention for that. He'll just do another one It is becoming like man like all the political podcast is just talking about politics and shit Thankfully we did the election we did an election special then we're like all right good now

We don't have to talk about all this politics shit anymore Because they're probably like no he's fine because when we did when we did October 17 put a team music Even it was Bible he said has man again for two bigs promise side effects gayest shit ever pigeon for two Can we say queer now? I think so if you're gay has man for two if he does a pig at home look at his side of the desk Okay pigeon for two, if he does a pig at home, look at his side of the desk. OK. Pigeon for two says Moulian. Luca Deeznuts for 20 says sexual harassment panda.

Yeah, it's the last time I've ever had is being associated with sex. Well, it happened. That was that panda was anti sex abuse. And you know, both Joe Biden and Joe Biden are well, they're showering with that. They're because their daughter, right? Or something. Well, you just let Biden eat a bite a couple of kids. He's on the way out anyway. So surgery for two pen eyes.

Chuck Dicks in my ass in trouble now. Pitching for Tad, a magic owner of the White House for Halloween candy. But the Democrats in charge Chuck Dicks in my ass. Nobody wants exactly that. Spotted eternal for five. He complains about subway sandwiches sandwiches despite knowing Subway Moonlights as a sawmill. Dekasugi Chinsuki for seven, this super chat- oh, he says he wants you to read this one.

I don't care. Okay, he wants you to say we love Vito and you have refused. Is that a quick sell for two? Vito, how do we join your mafia family? That's why I'm not ever going to be on any podcast. I gave you the opportunity. Spotted Eternal for two, I how do we join your mafia family that's why I'm not ever gonna be on any I gave you the opportunity spider-turtle for two I'm with dick that clip was so painful stop it is a bad clip James Jones to I hate f slurs like this I listen every week dick cliche mustache pretend if you know it's time to get Jaffe and Tim back together for the classic iteration of violence island

you know what I've thought about it I used to do a Jaffe and Tim back together for the classic iteration of Violence Island. You know what? I've thought about it. I used to do a pod- What's that? Me and Tim and that Jewish kid used to do a podcast. We did two seasons of it. Greg, he's got a name. Stop calling him that Jewish kid. Alex Jaffe.

Alex Juffy and Tim Rogers and me. You wouldn't say that black guy, would you? Absolutely I would. I think I don't have the old episodes. Somebody told me they're on archive.org So I might re-upload all of them which would probably make Alex Jaffe mad because you don't want to be associated with me anymore Who's Alex Jaffe? That's Jewish kid

Alejay Cloborino for 20. Drunk 3PO needs help. On webtoon I made a much better comment Called Don Y Wan. My favorite episode is fun times at Hitler Youth. Reuploaded three times for drug nudity and swastika censors. Well alright. Tenshi for five. Vito voted for Tim Rogers friends to hate him. Johnny Rocker for two. Vito's thick-skinned literally. K-God posed for two says Julie McJuerson. Shaturjee for two. Think about how many nads Bob Barker costed dogs. Sarah Gardner for five. The chick in that video does sound very similar to Tratergery for two think about how many nads Bob Barker costed dogs Sarah Gardner for five the chicken that video does sound very similar to Max door neighbor I used to think she was our slurred but turned out she was deaf

Is that British that woman did sound genuinely like there was something wrong with her Cougar Hughes for five addition to Being a woman. Yeah. No, you're all right. How could you get how could you of women of all people? give them any sort of leeway or forgiveness? Five foot six in a minute, five foot six in a minute. And you were looking at that going like, oh, that's fun, I wish I worked there. They made it work. Cougar Hughes for five, enough with the problem speed run,

the super killer game. Frank Luzer five, someone with talent, make Vito the Sim simp song please. Zeta quick sell for two, veto in his whorehouse of tartarred women with nads. Zeta for another two says veto pro female lobotomies. Are you? No. Those are pretty bad even for... Even for women.

Once they do that Kennedy girl, you're like, oh, that's what can happen, huh? No. That's bad. Azirka Menhoff for two, you're like, oh, that's what can happen, huh? Oh. That was bad. Azirka Menhoff for two. Hey, see, OK, whatever. Pigeon for two, Vito's Tard Talk. Yeah, but they never talk about us getting our penises caught off like that.

They never talk about circumcision like we talk about lobotomies. How come? It's a good point. They love cutting off our dicks. Yeah, how would I have been with that with my foreskin? You would have been a hundred percent better. Now I'm like the lobotomy version.

You'd be cleaning that smegma out and feeling proud of all that you'd collected. Don't do their propaganda. Don't promote their propaganda about that smegma shit. This show is so base. Thank you, Vito, and happy girth day, Richard. Thanks. Detox for 20.

Hey, Dick, I've been a dickhead since you went on the official podcast. I've been listening to you ever since. Vito, this show wouldn't be what it is without you good job Wow a genuinely nice comment. Thank you. Dick you can post for five breaking mint salad turn 24 on her first 24 hour live stream birthday to that town this fell asleep, Utah based Armenian for five Says hey Vito now now's your day. Color accurate monitor. How black is Eric July really?

I can't wait for him to review SuperCat. Frank Lucas for five. Vito is dumb if he thinks he's getting a color accurate monitor for $200. Two hundred bucks, I know. They said it's- Nobody got a $200 calibrator. So that should cancel each other out, right? No, it said on the thing that it's a professional thing

You got some North Korean colorist coloring it in Should I send it back? Should I get a different monitor? Because some guy that you don't want to credit for his great advice It's called the Asus ProArt display. It's ProArt It specifically is known for its color accuracy We gotta find out, ask Ethan Vanskyver if he has a color calibrator Somebody tell me if there's a better monitor I should get. Jiyun Wong for 5 Australian Veto, you ducking duck, I use a Wacom.

Monitor these nuts. I bought second hand for 500, used Photoshop, a $300 laptop and completed a $125 page color comic You Suck. You Suck. There you go. Oh what's the new year comic? Wacom 500 bucks. Nobody read it?

Lawrence Devaney for 2 your comic to either, bro They read the first half of it Free to comic you can have free to come Maddox love the hot coffee mod Ha Boba Bob K gone pills for two you try a bamboo pillow. Yeah threw it away. I hated it, man I felt like I was like bent up like You know 90 degrees my fucking neck. I cannot I've gone to no pillows now and not the goofy blanket wadding shit that you guys are doing So what are you doing just sleeping on the bed put their head? Yeah bed Yeah, and I imagine I imagine that I'm Chevy Chase and the invisible man sleeping on a pool table

I think you should blanket one Cody tightness for five known to need for a pillow and your neck fat is plenty of support there you go Geeks for five. You make a nest of blankets like gorillas in the jungle with leaves. What the hell? That's real racist. Dickington Post for two. Vito needs a CPAP machine, not a blanket one.

What do you mean by CPAP? It's a breathing machine. What does he mean by CPAP? I don't know. Let's see what he, let's see. TMA for two. The thing about Super Chats is that we can't see what people think. TMA for two, the thing about super chats is that we can't actually respond to them. TMA for two Australian could get Sean on the show as a guest soon. We had him on the 100th episode.

Yeah. He's a busy boy. Geeks for two starting not to trust Vito's definition of bed. Is that a queen cell for five? You've got a head start. You got a big nest like Big Bird. Yeah. You know. I have a very comfy bed. You go in Big Bird and you go in his house. You're like you live like this big bird I don't remember. I do not remember going in Big Bird's house. What were you watching when you were? I was I was never a Sesame Street kid. Where you watching Caillou? Eureka's dragon my sister watched that shit quagmire and That other fucking Bob whatever the bog

And that other fucking Bob whatever the bog I don't remember anything like characters for you cuz dragon remember there's a dragon Eureka's cast Eureka's castle That's what I'm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum you re you see who you that song was weirdly Catchy at the time because castle hey everybody look at that dragon's dick. You know what I hated though Because castle You know what I hated though? They didn't say that on the show. Eureka's Castle! Eureka's Castle! I hated David the Gnome though. Anytime David the Gnome came on. David the Gnome was a fucking tight asshole! I was like this is so fucking boring. Fuck you! Fuck you bro! Fuck you!

Oh my god dude. Oh man! Let's go! Every wish and dream and happy home! Let's go do some gnome stuff! You'll find your fucking kingdom of David the Gnome! Oh here's my gnome wife and we're gonna make gnome stew! I'm like Jesus Christ!

That was wholesome shit! That was a wholesome fucking show! Oh God, nothing fucking happened ever! David the Gnome was solving everyone's fucking problems! And then on the last episode of David the Gnome, I think him and his wife died alone in that tree and I'm like good! They did! They turned into that tree! What happened in Eureka's castle? Nothing!

Some dumb bitch has unlimited cosmic powers, cosmic powers can't make a fucking sandwich. You're gonna cry Cry about it to all of her friends every episode Eureka, what's the deal? Oh my boss yelled at me at work when I use magic I can't Is that that's fucking dumb bitch, so there's like a Nickelodeon generation that like people are still talking about like, hey Arnold- Would you have Catdog? No, I hated Catdog. Are you idiot? Catdog was amazing! You liked Catdog?

It was unbelievable. Alright, here's the real question. His head's a cat, the butt's a dog head? Sure. What the fuck is going on? It's provocative. And if you go to Springfield, they're eating both sides. Uh, were you uh- You gotta make comedy political, right there.

You're talking about how I'm talking about cat dogs and butts, and you're talking about Trump. It is interesting though that there is like a Nickelodeon generation where everyone talks about- Nobody talks about Eureka's Castle, nobody talks about David the Gnome. Nobody even talks- All I look at is Eureka's Castle pornography. Nobody even talks about he can't do that on television, and if if they talk about it's only to bring up that for your time That'll let us more say was on it. You have no right to talk about that show showed reruns You have no you have zero right you have zero right to talk about You can't do that until I was a big what would you do fan hosted by Mark Summers?

And there's the game show yeah, that was good one And then I always I always remember watching wienerville and going why'd they give this guy a show? Remember wienerville? No, that was after me. He looked like a pedophile. I saw Years later. I'm like what happened to the wienerville guy and it's like basically nothing. That was his one shot Yeah, the we like your head and your head is like his head making like little puppets, you know stupid I remember being like what's called wienerville. It must be funny, and then it just wasn't you watch Rocco's modern life. I was a Rocco boy. I did enjoy the Rocco Rocco is good Rugrats was bad

My scratch was bad. Hey Rugrats is terrible. What are you talking about? It's not a good show We're babies Maybe grandpa's asleep, but maybe I'll get out of the play front We're babies, man. Oh, maybe grandpa's asleep. Maybe I'll get out of the playground and grandpa will be asleep. Oh. Yeah. We gotta bust out of here. I gotta get some of those titties.

I gotta get some of that milk. There's one or two good episodes of Rugrats. Riptor? Did you watch the movie when Dill was born? No, no, no, no. At that point, I went, this is over, this is done. That was a good one, man. And then I grew up with the fuck's that about.

Dil Pickles. Shit, what was I gonna say? You know, Peter Chung animated the opening of The Rugrats, though. That was the best part of Rugrats, was that the opening looked like an episode of Eon Flux. And then you'd have to watch the actual episode and go this doesn't look like Eon Flux at all. Yeah I was your favorite episode of Doug

The one that always sticks in my mind is the sister not knowing how to parallel park But I think was just cuz I was interested in watching them play video games on TV Doug. Yeah There's one where a sister can't get her driver's license because she can't figure out how to parallel park and Doug's all freaked out He's like, oh no, my sister was gonna drive me to shit And then he tricks her into playing an arcade game to try and teach her how to parallel park in the arcade game Was Skeeter black? Yes. I don't know about that I've always wondered that. Skeeter was black-coated. So what was the purple bitch? She wasn't black. Beibei? Yeah She was rich. She couldn't have been black.

Okay, so then Howie Skeeter black. I was her dad was a rapper or a basketball player or something. Howie Skeeter black. And he's blue. And she's purple and not black. Well, but then the neighbor- wasn't the neighbor blue too? That weirdo. With the teeth. Who's had cool gizmos and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Roger maybe was- was no Roger was Hispanic. Oh

That makes sense. Yeah. All right. That's enough of Doug Doug I brought up Doug one time in my house and my girlfriend said that show was for babies and I said, wow I'm sorry. You didn't get an opportunity to share Doug memories within Angry Beavers that was my show I loved Angry Beavers Can't believe they got away with naming a show Angry Beavers not to think about it Everything sex with you guys liberals. Yeah, you're always thinking about You know weinerville Angry Beavers come on wienerville is not wiener vill is about dicks yeah

what are you beavers now on the john for five Canadian veto I demand pictures of the psyche up blanket nest no pink like oh man I don't see that shit I feel like we get close every day to getting an autism diagnosis for you that's all the super chats there are that was a lot of super chats barely any what are you talking about there was a $50 one for you to buy oh damn it that's well what was the wholesome shit part I think that was talking about a David the gnome those a while back okay you know you pull the audio down from YouTube and I knowice that in. I know, but then I gotta do it. Yeah, it is. Now it is. It's bright red. We got it. Okay Well, Dick didn't record half of our fun Nickelodeon rant. K-gon pose for two. Good free games for Amazon Prime this week

I forgot Amazon Prime has free games. Cameron for five. Dick don't revoke your Indian heritage. I can tell you've picked at your dot Frank Lucas for five, remind the live audience to like the live stream every week to boost the algorithm. Oh, guys, hit the like button. We should mention that sometimes. Mike Hunt for five, Australian in all my times reading Judge Dredd, I've never noticed the no difference between prison and welfare analogy.

No, it's- Too busy laughing at the fatties. It's a really long comic, but the reason it's so long is because the lore of it was buried really deep in the beginning. Like what is illegal in the Judge Dredd world and how they have 90% unemployment in Judge Dredd world. But is all of Judge Dredd written? It's written by different authors, right? Well, it's, you know, 40 years, maybe even more at this point. But the early stuff-

I'm saying, I always thought it was one of those like, one of those things where like the, uh Wow. Oh man, I'm just dead inside. Everything's just wrong. Cause it's a comic came up, so you're like, I have to say something about comics, so I look like I know what I'm talking about, but I don't have anything to say. Well, I wanted to compare it to like a samurai thing, where like, you know. Oh. It changes, it changes depending on the viewpoint of who's narrating it, you know

But that's not necessarily what I meant. Well, I don't know about that shit. Yeah, but you know originally there's good stuff in there What's that samurai movie? We're like everybody's got a different take on what happened Rashomon yeah Rashomon, you knew that? I did because Simpsons makes a great joke about it where Marge goes, well you loved Rashomon and Homer goes, that's not how I remember it. There you go, that's a pretty good Rashomon joke. Anyway, sorry. So Judge Dredd. Nah, I don't care about that. Alright, nothing to add. SJ, my stories. No, K-God, Pose, Vatousa's, ProArt's good.

Asus, ProArt is good stuff. That's the monitor. SJ for ten, or a hundred Korean sex. Yes. My story setting of a sci-fi clone army going into a postal. Going into a postal to a fantasy realm. A portal. To a fantasy realm is more fun. Is more fun than, oh, let's go to the different underdeveloped super worlds.

They're gonna be destroyed anyways. Just saying, oh, that's the guy who said he drew a whole thing and you didn't, and then you said your story sucks. Yeah. And you didn't give your fucking title in that response? Yeah. What the fuck's going on with you?

I don't even know what his technology is. Say the name! Rusty Shackleford for five. Fear of self-promotion. I haven't read the first half of Superkiller, just like I don't drink half a beer or smoke half a cigar or have half an orgasm. Stop F-ing. Stop F-slurring. Mike Hunt for two. Remember K'Blam. I loved K'Blam, that was great. I remember that.

God, what was the action figure group in that? That was the best. For two, I tooted a pick of the CPAP machine to all of you. I meant come up with an acronym for CPAP that was insulting. Come pussy. I don't fucking know. Happy birthday to the talented mid-town. Happy birthday. Danny Gaylis.

Oh, right now. Thank you for super chatting. All right. All right. How much do we make? How much money do we make? At least, like, I'll tell you here. Did we make enough?

Scroll down a little bit. I don't know how just go I thought it was it only summarizes it at the end. Uh, so we don't know I'm just there's no way to know the email It's not gonna be relevant any super chats about it. It's not gonna be relevant next week, but you know what is relevant No, no, let's read this fucking email What is relevant? No, no, no, let's read this fucking email. Come on. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Did we make $1000 in super chats and will you vote for Trump? There you go. So moronic. What do you mean? It's a good question.

Just read the email. We can't save it. It's not like a thing a bit Man, it's so interesting Okay, we got to wait for that to finish. Okay the poll to run. Are you ready? Sure. Oh Why is it gonna be that big old hammer kids you a regular hammer? No, I can't get a big ol' any kind of hammer. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? What's in the box? You know you want it! VEETO'S BOOTY! So get on the scale or I'll smash you with this shit! VEETO'S BOOTY! VEETO'S BOOTY!

VEETO'S BOOTY! VEETO'S BOOTY! VEETO'S BOOTY! What it's gonna be? VEETO'S BOOTY! Is it good this week? It is a October surprise for oinktober whether it's gonna be good or not. October's over though. Well, I put it in the box yesterday When oinktober was still active and popping and I can assure you that it's something that you're really

not gonna like. So you're gonna hate it, actually. Well, I haven't gotten a gift in a while, so why don't I get on the scale and see what we get. Have something to go with your monitor! Have something to go with your special color calibrated monitor! So the comic can be funnier, because the red is more the correct color of red. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh Did you have a guess before you saw the weight? No. You didn't? No. Did you think it was gonna be higher or lower? Than what? The last time.

Higher. You thought it was gonna be higher? Yeah. Aren't you on that oz-zempic? Yeah. How's it working? Not very well, I guess. Well, maybe you could sue the manufacturer. Maybe, well, I guess. Well, maybe you could sue the manufacturer. Maybe. Well, the manufacturer is a guy in China, so it's not going to happen. Oh, you could sue Novartis, maybe. What about Hymns?

You could sue those guys. Maybe I should get on the Hymns version. Should we have the audience guess what it was? I really don't think there's any reason to drag this out. It's too. Ha ha ha ha. 296. 296.

Point? Point. One. Nice. Nailed it. Alright, let's see. You know it's been two months. Yes.

And you've gained five pounds. Alright. How has that happened? So in another two months again another five Give me the toy Why is there a drum roll? Hey, it's a another state farm guy This is a twitch con Exclusive is this really a twitch con exclusive. I don't know the guy put it on a sticky note

Maybe I can sell this add icons Jake from State Farm That might be worth some money well All right, I saved it. I say I'm disappointed 96.1 I don't don't be No, I'm I am I can't help but be disappointed by that. Okay, cuz it's been two months, I thought it would be down. Oh, it's not going down. Well, I thought it would be down anyway.

Why? Why did you think that? Because you're on the magical cure for weight loss. Yeah, well. What are you gonna do? Uh, do you blame the ozimpic? No. No? For what? So if you were, if you weren't taking theOzimpic? No. No? For what? So if you were- if you weren't taking the ozimpic it would be a lot higher?

I guess so. Hahahaha! Okay! Uh, nobody's asking for the email, I don't know. Sniff around... There you go. 78% yes! Aaaaaah!

78% what? Want the email? Want the email. Should we end the stream and see how much money we made? No we gotta read the rest of the super chats. There's more super chats. No, not really. Yeah, we gotta get a couple more. Where? Right there, there's like two more.

The Batman meets Judge Dredd comics from Mycont. I was in the middle of reading that. Well, cause there's a couple new ones. Oh, maybe there's only two new ones. Everyone's so disappointed like me. My cont I was in the middle of reading that Everyone's so disappointed like me the Batman meets Judge dread comics was the best Batman gets arrested and unmasked immediately Psychonautical for 10 I'll have to sniff around for your legion of skanks appearance, but thanks for the thorough response I'd love to see more comedy guests, especially the Josh Denny slash Sean variety Sean my Sean he's not I don't know in guest, especially the Josh Denny slash Sean variety. Sean? My Sean?

He's not Canadian. I don't know. Are you really not going to read this email? What is this? I'm just so disappointed about the- We just blue balls people with content now? I always thought it would be like two months. You'd be down to like 205 or something.

OK. But well, looks like I have nothing to be thankful for this season this so reading this email or no I don't know okay I guess just on the show I guess okay great show this was a problem dot show I guess maybe I'll read it I guess maybe no don't read it now this is pointless now we'll read it. I guess maybe. No don't read it now. This is pointless now. Well read it. Well don't even read it I guess I'll read it now What?

I told you to read it first. It's just feels so disappointing. Okay cut the show. Don't worry about it Don't you think you could lose a little weight? I took hi Vito I took a moment to review how the stream went and the incorporated the ad read Due to the chosen delivery approach. I needed to bring it to my supervisor's attention After review they felt atoned in quite a line with the intended message. We were hoping to get across I've looped him in here as well. I to get across I've looped him in here as well I guess that's it. Sorry everyone. I guess it's not happening guys Yeah Yeah Ah still at 78% I'm sorry. He took his toy and went home. I guess

It's okay, it's up Vita said oh, yeah Oh yeah, that was looping in my supervisor. Okay. Here comes the supervisor. Hey Vito, your ARR-ARR-MAY-DEE, your co-host's comments directly after the sponsorship, after the sponsorship, so you do admit that it was after the sponsorship. After the sponsorship, so you do admit that it was after the sponsorship. So you admit that we fulfilled our side of the bargain, me hearties. Where the fuck is my sword? Damn it. Ah, there it is.

Haha. Haha. Haha! You're a comet, let me get some pirate music. Some royalty free pirate music. Sorry everyone. Royalty free pirate music. Alright. Set sail with royalty free pirate music downloads.

Musical pirate no copyright. Okay. Woah woah woah woah woah. This copyright free music sucks. Ah, there we go. Arr, okay. Here we go everyone. Are you ready?

Are you ready me sailors? Are you ready to set sail on the seas of? thieving and pirating and stealing booty from influencers after you paid them Well batten down the hatches Hi Vito Well, batten down the hatches! Hi Vito! Your co-host's comments!

Let me turn it down a little tiny bit. And there we go. Oh, that's perfect. That's perfect pirate music. Hey Vito! Hi Vito! Exclamation point! Your co-host comments directly after the sponsorship. Parenthesis. Actually this is annoying. Where did Vito go? I don't know I'm still being recorded. I'm running the recording you retarded piece of shit

Vito left is he even here? He slammed the door probably to fake us out. He's probably still up there Vito Vito where are ye? Are you fucking kidding me? Vito, where are ye? Are you fucking kidding me? Well I was going to read this but Vito left so now no one gets to hear it. Whatever. Hi Vito! Your co-host comments directly after the sponsorship.

Hold on, let me get a picture of Vito. Hold on, let me get a picture of Vito so I can put him in here. All right. OK. It's not on a Mac. Print screen? Uh, okay. And then I gotta open MS Paint. Sorry everyone for the unprofessionalism of my co-host Vito, but he cost us a sponsorship

earlier, so I'm doing my best. Arrr, now I gotta crop them out over here oh I could have got a better picture but whatever okay and then over here man I don't know how to do that Uh... Oh yes, okay, that works. And... good. No! Shit! Uh... sorry, me mateys. I'm just trying to... crop out... Welcome to Pirate's Photoshop 101...

Oh, what the fuck? Okay... 101 oh what the fuck Okay First of all I'm gonna be doing the lasso tool like this Then I'm gonna go up here and click at the crop thing All right now. I'm gonna save it me lads to the downloads thing Vito dot png Vito dot PNG. Sends for pirates, no pirates and no, uh, I don't know what else it sends for. Pirates no good.

Pirates and no good. Image. K. Yannu. K. Browse. Sorry if you're just listening on the MP3, but I'm

gonna be doing this for a while. So you better get used to it. Alright, and I've imported a veto, and put him on. There we go. Perfect. Okay. Now he could be over there. Now I'll read this.

It looks like he's right there! How'd it get out, dick? Well, I really wish you wouldn't read this. Well, I'm gonna read it then, Vito. I actually think you should read it. I don't think I should read this, Vito! It's a violation. Why would you send this to me? Well, I really hate this guy. I saw that he was Jewish and I thought, fuck him. Free Palestine. Oh Vito, that's crazy that you'd say something like that. Yeah.

Alright. First you're starting fights with insert credit and now you're starting fights with the entire Democratic National Convention. Oh, they really gone crazy with all the trans stuff. Hi Vito, your co-host comments directly after the sponsorship. Parentheses, during the sponsorship, if you assume it lasts 60 seconds as per the contract, it did but it started before. Run contrary to Rise's mission. So Rise was the name? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA nominee of being a child molester? Is that a fucking joke? I can't even fucking tell. I'm so fucking dumb. Oh, hey, did you see that computer accused Tim Walz of being a pedophile? Was that a joke? Was it a joke when you said that a computer accused Tim Walz

of being a pedophile? Yeah, duh! I don't fucking know! Hey, look, I'm running a marketing campaign for the DNC! I'm so fucking stupid I can't tell what a joke is! Sigh... Even if it was intended to be a joke. Okay. We reach out to creators on their behalf... Oh on Ryze's behalf. And return to them sponsored content and pledges to vote from the linked

form. The linked form where, dude? You still didn't fucking have a From Progress That Win? Is that where it is? Put it in the fucking copy! Hopefully you can see why this is not a clip of content we can return to them. That sounds like your problem, you fucking retard. You should have wrote exactly what we should say then, especially before sending 500 bucks

and say, wing it, talk about what's important to you. Because I have a fucking news flash for you. What's important to everybody is not what's important to you fucking weird freaks. We strongly, here's 500 bucks, say whatever you want. Okay. freaks we strongly here's 500 bucks say whatever you want okay yeah that's right that's what I told them I wish we know zero to give us perspective we strongly recommend this is the part that pissed me off to be honest we strongly recommend... Ah, Stratorade, by the way, was the girl that hooked us up with this. We strongly recommend Wee, Wee here at Progress.Win.

Look, look, $500 has never meant more to anybody in the history of the world. We strongly recommend that you consider either redoing this sponsored segment, cause your first version was almost there. Was almost there, buddy. Your first version almost nailed it! You know, what I really took away from that was,

if only you did it again. If you took what you had and you did it again, but this time for free. If you could just strongly, I strongly recommend that you either consider redoing this sponsored segment in either a different video or a community post Yeah, I'm gonna have a big video where I'm dressed up as a Ku Klux Klan member And I'm gonna say hey listen you got a red no matter who you vote for voting is important So you gotta go to the vote and register at the site

It's rise dot win.kkk, excuse me, dot... ... ... dot com, that's what I meant. Oh, she says, Vito in home. Well, okay, whatever, he just doesn't want to be in trouble for this. Uh, we strongly recommend that you consider either redoing this sponsored... Strongly recommend that you consider either redoing this sponsored You fucking pussies. Are you guys getting paid by these guys $500 to get talked to like this?

I Wouldn't pay someone $500 to get lectured by this fucking freak like this We strongly recommend you consider either redoing the sponsored segment in either a different video, yeah, I got it, I got it, I'm right here, please clip it, clip this, in a different video or a community post or refunding the sponsorship and removing the link from your video description. I don't know how to do that,

because I have a disability. I have a disability for using computers because I have so many problems. Thank you for your understanding You're welcome for me understanding Jonah Jonah Thank you for your understanding What a fucking asshole hey can I have that 500 bucks back or you do a video for free? No. Thanks for your understanding.

And then he's screenshotted Mo Wang saying this might be the hardest I've ever seen a sponsor get screwed good stuff, which is not... I didn't make that... We didn't make that comment. And then he says after the screenshot, and he didn't hit that, we didn't make that comment. And then he says, he says after the screenshot, and he didn't hit return, so it's on the same line, like a fucking, like he's never used a computer before ever. On the same line as the screenshot, it says, parentheses, top comment from the podcast for reference. For reference of what? Top comment from the podcast for reference. For reference of what? Top comments from the podcast, for reference.

Well Jonah, here's your free sponsorship that you wanted. Thank you for- I both think we can both agree that we're both understanding. Good luck, good luck in the Phantom Zone when you get locked in the fucking crystal! Alright, goodbye everybody.