The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 165

Episode Date: November 23, 2024

As always, excellent work. Are you gonna go pick up Frog Tony now? Oh my god, I forgot to pick up Frog Tony! How horrible of me! I don't know what's going on. Is he retarded? Oh man. Does he think he's a delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

That you're gonna drive across town to pick him up? See, I would do that. Yeah, exactly. Is he a dumpster full of like, omelets. I've been driving around town this week Yeah, I should drive to pick up one of those new Playstations does he think that he's a McDonald's playland? He doesn't yeah, he doesn't have those new Mario Kart toys so frog Tony So Frog Tony asked... You wanna save it for your problem?

Yeah, we can save it. I guess we can save it. I'll just say we may have a guest. A guest who thought an hour and a half before the show would be the best time to figure out how to get to the show. He's been bugging me on Twitter all day after. I guess he thinks that you're Uber... Have you ever introduced yourself as Uber Black? Hi, my name is uber eats I Obviously eat and I'm a love to Uber eat doesn't take you places. No it just uber like black brings you food And that's what I that's all I do when I'm transporting things okay

Well, we'll see a frog Tony arrives for a guest spot. I love Tits beer You know what I love? Big guest spot. I love, uh, tits, beer, driving across Los Angeles at 5pm and back. Yeah! That's the best! Hahahaha! Hey retard! Hey retard! Hahahaha! Let's just do the show.

Do you have, are you chronically underweight? With a oral fixation? Then I'm not driving across fucking town to pick you up! Uh, we'll see. Maybe he'll make good time. Maybe that classic Friday, LA rush hour traffic. Beginner's luck! You know, I heard they're really opening up the freeways these days. That Elon's got his tunnel. Yeah, he'll just tunneling machine.

He'll take the tunnel. He'll take the hypo loop to get here. You know, if you take surface streets, you can really cut out a lot of that not paying attention that you have to do on the freeway. You get there in the same amount of time. Luckily, he got a hotel right near the airport, which is an incredibly central location.

All the hot spots. All the hot spots are down by the airport. Hey, I got a nightclub. Is there anywhere with smog and 120 decibel? Raaawww! And where bombs and liquor stores. They would sell the little roses in the crackpies. Nobody's ever asked why in 30 years.

Can I go ahead and put my spot over here? The hot spots? I remember seeing those roses as a kid and going, that's pretty cool. I want one of those my dad's like put that the fuck back Like what it's a little rose in a glass, too He's like you were compulsively collecting trash even when it's a crack I just remember seeing it and being like oh, that's cute like a little rose You know like bro like Beauty and the Beast it was like Beauty and the Beast as the rose in the glass right?

I'm like oh look at that that's Beauty and the queer maybe for my girlfriend someday I'll get her a tiny rose and a piece of glass just like Beauty and the Beast. I'm gonna save her a crack pipe Yeah, I'm gonna get her a crack pipe. For when the time comes and I become a man. Give me a little music there, buddy Very excited to have our good friend Frog Tony coming in! Biggest problem in the universe! Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From eating shit off the floor To try floors to tribal dancing horse. It's from Zack Wow your house dick masters enjoying as always Vito. Just wealthy Pretty good. How's it by you?

It's been a good week. Hey, isn't it great that we had that early show for that Tyson debacle I'm so glad we got to make time to be completely disappointed That was uh... See the videos of him pulling his punches too? It's like, come on bro. I do, I do wonder, there was like one or two times like people slowed it down and like, well he was hitting him there. So I don't know what was going on.

Sweet moolah was going on. I think his brain was broken. His pocket was broken. With busting with cash. Yeah I know, he was weighed down by the 20 million dollars and both You know and each pocket of his shorts. What a bunch of fucking bullshit. Yeah, I was all I remember I was trying to uh I was trying to rationalize the fight as it was going on. Me too. Yeah. I was like, oh, he's just rope-a-doping him He's just getting ready. He's gonna go crazy at the end here

He wants to tire him out and I'm like no He just kind of wants to eat his boxing glove and stumble back and forth. And then you were like projecting the rationalization so other people would join in and like... I tried, yeah, I tried to get where your cult thing was going. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I had the whole room. I didn't believe it either, but I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that. It was magical thinking. I'm like, I can manifest this into reality. Turned out it didn't work.

That's how Kamala lost. At least I got to see a Puerto Rican lady get her face ripped off. That was pretty cool. Her eyes busted. Yeah, I like that she's on Twitter crying about it. She's on Twitter crying about losing. Yeah. I'm like, well, cool. Don't get your face busted open. What do you care?

Fuck the judges. You got money anyway. In the hospital. Okay. Bad week for you. Oh yeah. Cute shit. I ate a lot of shit in the voting this week.

Cute shit. Number one. Number one. Pahaka. of shit in the voting this shit number one. She's a hawk number two Five second rule being a man. I had two negative problems this week. I Think because people are all eating off the floor. Yeah, except for you. Why does everybody go like well, you know Just clean your floors. I'm like, I don't think that's the lesson I think the lesson is don't eat off the floor very often if at all I have cats You know I'm not cleaning the floor every fucking day. They just leave fur everywhere And they get their cat shit and their litter everywhere. Yeah And people are like just go in those litter mats. I'm like I have a litter mat. It doesn't get all of it

It's like little pieces of sand. I love people that say that you're like really is there such a device where I could just piss all over the house Really yeah, no, it's perfect that okay you get a little rubber bat and then your house is perfect forever Okay, cool, and that's $30 only 30 bucks. Why do we have all this plumbing and shit? That's dumb And then realizing you were the bully in high school. Did that guy, did he reach out to you? Did he kill him? Did he not reach out to me? Have you been scanning the obituaries?

I think he's still alive. I think he's a very happy, proud gay man. He's living his best life. He's gay. Could you imagine? Just the peace. Unlimited fun and peace. And you're getting called out by the fat kid at the party.

You know what you say when you're gay? What? And someone says like, hey, what's, and they say, hey, what's this wife jack meme? You go, who cares? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's true. Jesus Christ 42,000 says, it's hilarious that Europe has talked about how bad Americans' food

and additives are. And as soon as someone wants to change it, suddenly it's a right wing thing food and additives are and as soon as someone wants to change it suddenly It's a right-wing thing and the additives are great. Yeah, it is kind of weird RFK let's get this poison out everyone. Yes, I thought that would be a unanimous yes, but then it's like yes And you guys are conspiracy theorists again. We're doing this shit again. All right. There's probably something wrong with American food. Oh Yeah, why do you think maybe it is the seed oils? I don't fucking know at this point

Could be anything take it all out. I don't care. Yeah Bradley Russell anyone who complains about a show being too long should be put out to pasture Yeah, that's a that's the nicest way to insult some your PK episode is still popping off. I'm seeing clips. Oh, really? Someone said Hutch was trying to talk shit about me in response. We should bring him in. We should bring him in here. Kevin H says, the chatter was asking,

run the gambit is because that's not an idiom. You think a spurg that sends money on a color? OK, if you're asking like, I'm saying something retarded to see if we're gonna catch it as retarded, the answer is no because we think you're retarded. No, this isn't like a fucking spelling bee. I think I said run the gambit and then- Oh you did? And they're going, yeah, but they're going, well, it's supposed to be run the gamut.

Gamut. Gamut. Gamut. Whatever. Sounds similar, that's why- Sounds similar and also- The gamut. It run the gamut. Gamut. Gamut. Gamut. Whatever. Sounds similar. That's why you mess with it. Sounds similar and also... The gamut.

It's the gamut. The gamut is that thing between your balls and your asshole. Yeah, you gotta run that up and down the toilet paper. But then I looked it up and it's like, well, it's a very common... It's actually such a common... Fuck up. Fuck up that it's kind of just become its own phrase anyway. Like irreplaceable?

Wait, you're... Or saying, I literally saw her, you know, whatever. Take her shirt off. She's literally a goblin, you know? But sure, for all the English nerds out there, well actually- Run the gamut. You got, you run the gamut. Why don't you run to get a noose and kill yourself.

Wartooth says the white version of the Hakka is goose-stepping while giving a roman salute, okay? We tried doing that haka and all the Germans did and stop for some reason they stopped they ruined all the cool stuff Did you ever see that great? Have you ever seen this great video of a German comedian? It's after World War two and he's going like ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy and everybody that goes oi oi oi ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi he goes hail and then everybody in the audience goes hail and he goes oh oh oh because they're all been convicted to do it and they all went oh fuck he got us it's still in us Big Nost had said to the to be honest I don't feel different about that in the national anthem,

obviously known as blasting the national anthem over a parking ticket, but it would be a lot cooler if WWE wrestler style each group every four years on their anthem. I saw a lot of New Zealand guys being like, no, we do like the Haka and it's cool that we had this thing. But I think they also said though, it seems like they're trying to ruin it though. You know, like these politicians and these women are trying to make it less. It is like the national anthem. Yeah.

Because I hate the national anthem. It's the same. Well, the national anthem is not, it's a little more sentimental, you know? But right. But for white people, like when they people like they're like they're crying about I'm as big in the military where I could suck all those guys cocks, you know And they're sitting there and they get all pissed off if you try to interrupt it You're still sitting there at like you're on a bus. I saw buses full of white people. That's true

I should have brought in a voted up. I saw that speaking of the national anthem Lee Greenwood's What is it? What's that song? I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free. Right. It either just went like super, I think it went like super platinum or something or got some award. Yeah. So there you go.

That's kind of, that's the real Haka. Is that stupid fucking song? J. Chris Stuf, Vito, high school stories are superior to his Vito, to his food stories, excuse me. Drew Michael says, just listen to the latest, biggest problem in the universe. There used to be a white response to the hockey, here we go again. The England rugby team used to sing

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot over the All Blacks. But then people said, but then when people said the song was created, was credited to a slave, they stopped so as to not upset people. No, because it's a slave song. When it was credited to a slave, they didn't know it was a racist response before that

Response as long as the racist response isn't also technically racist in itself. How is it racist to be created by a slave? That's the least yeah, well that's not doing something. I don't know what you're trying to communicate there. I see, man. Too much hype, the problem that was not worth shorting last week's episode. Yeah, no shit. Bobby says, hey, Dick, I sent you a couple of hats. Didn't give me the option for a note,

so I just wanted to make sure that you knew the other ones for Vito. Also, my biggest problem is the guy that sits in the van at road construction points, taking pictures of my truck, and charging me $50 fine for driving like A man. I hope he explodes stay awesome I don't know you want to get those at the end of the show there their hats

Do you want them now give me one now is it a nice? Is it the kind of hat I've been looking for he didn't really make it clear if they were both for you I assume he said one was for me one for you Two of the same hat. Oh, this is a good one This is like small though, this is like you got this is like a child-sized hat dude I don't think this is gonna work. Oh it comes out well Bobby you messed it up. Let's see Is this the cheapest fucking hat that you could look at this? It's like iron on that one sucks What the fuck is this I'm gonna say my hair problem has been solved however

There we go I can't do Trump though. I can't do a good Trump No don't don't don't Yeah, Trump no more Trump, and no we're not starting with RFK. Okay. No one's doing RFK on the planet look at this I can only do JFK. This is like a little tiny Look at this. I can only do JFK. This is like a little tiny Every should I got that made in every Massachusetts there. It would have made you a good hit Okay, then there's a guy talking about his dead cat. That's right

And then NXX con man wife playing doctor. I look like Guy Fieri right now. I kind of like this That's all the problem No, because a vote it up? Do you not have a vote it up? No vote it up because we're supposed to have a guest which normally takes up additional time. Alright, I'll do my problem My problem is people who don't drive Okay, now Now I've heard of women who don't drive Sure You're saying there's men who don't drive?

Men, yeah, this is specifically aimed I guess That's odd At men who don't drive Because that Yeah, this is specifically aimed. I guess odd men who don't drive Because that is it legs more like well, okay I I'm sure there's some exceptions if you don't but even guys are legs you ever see the guy the videos the handicap guys And they go I'm so glad that this fucking ridiculous apparatus Okay, where I have to turn the wheel with my tongue Like the happiest they are is that they're able to drive again with the aid of technology.

Okay, and you would think looking at a handicapped person getting to drive with their tongue, you'd go, well, the fact that I have two arms and legs, clearly I should take advantage of one of the most wonderful inventions of the human race. Okay. Yeah. At one point we had horse and buggy

that was complicated, whatever. And along comes Mr. Ford and his beautiful model T Okay, you sit in a seat. You hit a lever. You hit a pedal. The whole world is open for you. It's ultimate freedom Especially. It's like being a pirate on land. Now, I understand perhaps if you are a you know, tight city dweller Maybe you live in one of these walking European villages You know, they always talk about maybe but here we are in America Yeah a land of bountiful opportunity that stretches from sea to shining sea right with countless miles to traverse You could probably you could probably buy a car. Yeah, you know you could uh

For nothing practice in the parking lot learning a couple in a couple hours, you pick it up. How long did it take you to drive? When you first learned? Oh, not that long. Not that long? It's like, it's actually, when you first start learning how to drive, you're like, oh wait, this is surprisingly simple for some reason. Yeah.

I think the only complicated part comes down to like, they teach you all this like, you got a signal and you got a whatever, and you don't actually have to do any of that. No. You learn eventually. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's so much more difficult like I remember my dad teaching me how to drive and then I remember Driving with my mom in the car. Yeah, which is a totally different experience I also I have too fast don't get on the don't get in the far left lane. Oh, you're not so oh You're not like oh wow. I'm not driving anymore. I'm like making sure this thing Doesn't explode or whatever it does. Yeah when it gets too mess too, you know Jingled up like a fuck. like a fucking gremlins.

A fucking other moms are going to start shooting out of her back. If I don't stop fast enough. That one's the asshole. That one's the dumb one. Right. A lot of little moms pop out. Gremlin moms are going to be shooting out. That's one thing about like being a man and like pulling into a parking spot is like, I know the exact turn I need to get into the spot and my mom who like getting into parking spot

is like okay go for it a little then turn it like before a little I'm just cruising into the spot and she's going oh my god oh my god slow down oh my god I'm like mom I'm just turning into the spot she's like but you gotta you gotta like constantly adjust and I'm like no you just sure sure it's like doing watching mom's park is like watching kids doing Legos, like following the instructions, like uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. OK, there it is. How do you not, anyway?

Well, it's actually fascinating, because I've had in my life, well, there's one guy who finally did get a car. He did finally learn how to drive after like 15 years. Who's that? My buddy who runs the game store down in Hadley and I'm like, Seth, you have a small business. Can you imagine how great it would be if you could just drive to the Costco? What if you have a fucking heart attack? Dude! What if somebody-

Like anything! This is a- it's a really basic skill that you need to have. You're also like weirdly locked into like, he was like, well, I can just bike from my house to the store and anything else I need, I can just send an employee to go pick it up. And I'm like, you are trapped in a three mile radius. Okay, so what would you say if somebody says,

I don't know how to ride a bike? Would you just say, oh yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Or would you say, just learn, there's bikes everywhere. It's one of the most popular ways we have to ride around. You don't have to do it, but you gotta know how to do it. You gotta know how to do it. It's useful, it's helpful.

And why would you not want it? I don't know how to dance, why not? Yeah, why not? Just do it. It's one of these things where, I don't know what possesses a person to not learn how to drive and have a car Again when you're living in America. It's like do you ever do just like go and you like you know you hear about a cool thing And you go oh man. I wish I had some like a guy there

Sadly I'll never be able to do that maybe a friend will take me there Is that like a weird cuckold lifestyle where you're just constantly waiting for people to give you rides? Can I go into a hotel and you go see that chair and you just sit right in it like this chair was made for me You sit there wherever you go at the hotel you watch TV around the corner. Well, what's it what happened here? Well, because we're yeah, I don't know if people are caught up on this Frog Tony was supposed to be in studio Yeah, as a guy Tony is a YouTube guy. For those of you who don't follow all the drama, he's a YouTube guy who I've known for a while.

He covered the Tommy Tellerico drama and we had Tommy on your show. Kind of moved into the comics gate space, talking about a lot of that. So he runs a lot of fun late night streams. He said, hey, I'm coming out to LA. Would it be cool? I thought you guys were fighting, by the way.

That's what's complicated about it. If I've been like, I'm like, hey, Frog Tony, can we stop fighting? And he has different reasons why we have to keep fighting, which I won't go into right now. So I was like, yeah, just check with Dick. Make sure, whatever. And you told him you could come on the show.

And I'm like, OK, well, he has your contact or whatever. on the show. And I'm like, okay, well he has your contact or whatever. Yeah. So in my head, I'm like, oh, he's here to be, all right, he made it here. All right, good. Okay, in your head, I see on Twitter all day today, Vito better pick up his fucking phone. Why isn't Vito coming to get me? And I said, I said, Frog Tony, you're telling me that Vito was supposed to pick you up at the airport and he didn't show up?

Oh my God. That's awful. He's's gonna get fucking roasted tonight. He goes well No, not the airport because I'm at my hotel not the airport I said hold on you didn't answer the most important part of my question Which is did he agree to pick you up and he goes well? I would get in lunch did he agree to pick you up? Really kind of fucking getting you know one more thing here, buddy So I see that I wake up because I've been, you know, I told him I'm gonna be asleep, you know,

I'm like, I'll wake up at like four, take a shower, come in, do the show. You, by the way, made your mom Uber to the airport. I made my mom Uber to the airport, so there's no universe in which I'm picking up anyone from the airport. Right. He's here, he's going to the bathroom. Okay, he's going to the bathroom. So I wake up at 430, I see I've missed a bunch of calls from this guy. First of all, he called me multiple times while I told him I was asleep and woke me up.

Isn't that annoying? Yeah, I said, hey, okay, well I know what you're doing, but... Because you're doing something. Yes. And someone keeps calling you. I understand. Okay. I communicated that I was asleep, and I got multiple phone calls, so I just hung up because he knew I was sleeping. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, and so I wake up

I see I missed a call from before 30 I call yeah, and I get You coming to pick me up and I went no Absolutely, not I don't even know where you are He's like well, I got to do the show. I'm like, OK. I get a jeweler's loop out when someone gives me that kind of toot. I got a fucking toot jeweler's loop. I go, excuse me?

Well, I was really thrown for a loop. I'm like, it would be one thing if he goes, oh, you know, it's cool. I'll figure it out. I'll get over there. But it was this like, what do you mean? I came all the way to LA to do your show. You have to come pick me up across town at rush hour traffic in LA.

And I'm like, come on in, come on in! Come on in! Shut the door all the way! Make sure it's shut. And I said no, you have to find a way over here. Can you hit that chair there? Tap it, see if it works. Somehow he has made it though, so somehow the traffic was not Expected okay, then you got to pull it real close on you give me yeah say tell me if it comes for those headphones Yeah, you got to be a lot closer than that or off to turn it up Yeah, that Mike's a little you gotta get really close to you. Yeah, say something else. What's going on dick? Uh

bump him a little bit. Let's see here. Keep talking. So, Vito, you've been telling this story about how you were not gonna pick... You seem upset. A little. A little upset. All right. And I heard something about not driving or something, and you've been dragging about that.

Yes. Yes, that is indeed a problem we've been discussing. Okay. Say something into the mic. So when I called you, Vito, and I said, said hey if I come a day early and I can be on the show But I'm gonna need a ride, but I don't need to stay at your house anymore because I have a hotel and you said Okay, but my phone's at 4% Let me call you back. You don't remember doing that You said I'm gonna need a ride. I don't need to stay at your I remember you saying I don't need to stay at your house

Because on Tuesday when I talked about it I said Vito can I crash at your house and you said maybe I have to clean up right? That doesn't okay. That doesn't say I'm about to ride the airport The ride was after I called you because I was coming a day early I was only gonna come Saturday Yeah, then they said hey you should come a day early and see if Vito led you on the show Okay, who's they? The people I was talking to okay Where does this end in Vito

Agreeing to pick you up. That's what I want. I called Vito up in the middle of night I said Vito if I come a day early You know would I be able to get on biggest problem? But I need a ride because you know I don't drive but I won't have to say you Problem, but I need a ride because, you know, I don't drive, but I won't have to stay. You said to me, I need a ride because I don't drive? You remember- You did not say that! You remember the part about me not needing to stay there anymore, but you don't remember the part about the ride?

I remember you- Do you remember me texting you in the morning going, Buffet Vito, and you said, where are you? Yeah! And then when I landed, I said, Vito, I'm here now and then you never answered. Okay... I'm confused. Yeah, I'm confused too! Because I was under the understanding that

we were gonna go to a buffet, I was gonna pay for you and you were gonna drive me here. What? A lunch buffet? Yeah. Now that, I could see you agreeing to that. I could see you agreeing to a lunch buffet because that's around lunchtime. Can I, can I read these texts? Don't ask me, they're not my texts. Tony, I'm gonna read the text.

I'm gonna let everyone decide if this sounds like I offer you a ride. What was your thinking was gonna go on, Frog Tony? My thinking, like I said, I called him. He said, okay, my phone's at 4%. I'll call you back. He didn't call me back. He texted me, said, I'm cool.

No, but what did you think was gonna happen? We were gonna go eat, then eventually, I would go to his house either to hang around until the show started and like at noon He's gonna pick you up like at noon from your hotel Well, I figure this guy takes about an hour two hours to eat so that would be Go to a buffet, of course. Yeah, okay Here's the entire tax exchange if at any point I, hey, I'm gonna pick you up across at the airport. No, no, no, it's not in the text.

No, you're gonna go get a buffet though. It's not in the text. Yes, you will go get a buffet. You said it on the phone, not in the text. What part are you not listening to, Vito? You understand, you said, I understood that you didn't need the hotel, but I don't remember you saying you needed the ride.

How could you not remember two parts of the same conversation? Bro, first of all, our call lasted about two seconds, because my phone was at 4%. But you remember part of it. Hold on, let's do two seconds. Can I get a ride? Can I get a ride? Can I get a ride?

Say nothing if I can get a ride. That's two seconds. That's plenty of time. If you ask for... Busted. There's no universe in which you would say I need a ride I'm at a hotel near the airport. That's not what I said see you're adding words What I said was veto if I come early can I get on biggest problem?

Right I said, but I would need a ride because I don't drive. I got a hotel and then you said Nothing apparently. No you said you said my phone is at 4% Let me call you back Tony You said my phone is at 4%, let me call you back. Tony. You said, my phone is at 4%, let me call you back. I said, hold on. I didn't say let me call you back. And I said, hold on, don't hang up yet.

Don't hang up. My phone was dying. And I repeated what I said and you said, okay, then you hung up and you texted me, okay, you can come on the show, just ask Dick, because I can't contact him. Do you remember texting that? It's literally in the messages. Okay, you can come on. I'm so confused. Tony, there's no universe.

So you did know that he couldn't drive? No. You did. You made fun of me on my show about it, Vito. This isn't like a new thing that suddenly, I can't drive. And I can drive, first of all. I just choose not to, okay? Okay. That was a bad choice today.

I know, right? Tony. If I needed an Uber, I would have... I don't even know where dick lives. I had to ask you at the end of the night. So you're saying... Just go on Kiwi Farms. So you're saying because one time on your show you mentioned to me that you don't drive. Yeah. Yeah. I needed to internalize that for... like I remember every single personality trait about you've ever expressed to me But what did you do for lunch today? I didn't have lunch today boom busted why? Subconsciously that you were gonna go to an all-you-can-eat buffet no cuz I was probably asleep as I told him Okay here sleep eating What you tell me when we called the last time we we talked, what did you tell me? We talked for two seconds.

I woke you up twice. You said I woke you up twice. So in those two times you woke up, why didn't you answer the phone and talk to me? Because I was trying to sleep. You didn't think maybe he needed a ride, maybe I told him I was going to pick him up and that's why he's still calling me. So text me. I called you like three times in a row.

So text me that you needed a ride. And it was early. You have Dick's contact. Why did you tell you have dicks contact I DMed him on Twitter yeah okay so why are you not yelling at him for not giving you a ride why didn't anybody your ride I'm your buddy now okay so you want to hang out before the show I get in before noon that's you around noon I said I'll be asleep you said you can't wake up early for you? I said I'm going to bed around 11 a.m.

You said I'll buy you lunch. I said I'll be asleep. Damn it Vito, I'm not gonna be in long. I'll take you to the buffet, my treat. I said where are you? You said I just got off the plane, I'm starving bro. Wake up, I flew in to be a guest and you can't even take me to lunch. That to you is me agreeing to go to a buffet

Why do you keep skipping the part where we talked on the phone Vito? Because we talked on the phone That's part of the conversation For one second And at no point did we discuss we're going to a buffet together No that was the after part Can we FLIA these phone logs? Can we get this phone conversation somehow? Freedom of information

Yeah Can we do that? I mean I guess it's a he said she said situation get this phone conversation somehow? Freedom of information. Yeah. Can we do that? I mean, I guess it's a he said, she said situation, because apparently there was a phone call where I agreed to go. We believe the man. I agreed to go to a buffet lunch. I agreed to drive to LAX across town.

Yeah, but during the day, that wouldn't be a big deal. There's no universe in which I would ever drive to LAX. I would have said Tony. To his hotel, though. He would drive to get a buffet. Here's... No. Wait, Chad, Chad. Do you think that Vino would drive across town... I would not drive across town to a buffet.

Across town, not to the airport, because the picking someone up from... Driving across town, the airport's the worst part. Driving across town and going to like, Westminster... He already said the buffet discussion did not happen on the phone. It did not? That was after. That was after. Oh, that was after. Okay. That was only in text. Well, Oh, that was after. Okay.

That was only in tests. Well, then I don't know. I don't. If you had said, here's where I am and I don't know how to get to the show, I would say, here's $20 for an Uber. Or what year are you living in? I'm not paying for the whole, I don't know, man.

Why did you suggest Riley drive me? Cause I assumed you were hanging out with Riley. Why would you assume that? Did I say, I literally said, I'm in LA, I got nothing to do Vito, let's hang out before the show, and you assumed I was with Riley? Did you think I was setting you up to get doused in pig blood or something? No, I just assumed you guys are hanging out.

Are you? No. Didn't you specifically come out to hang out with him? Tomorrow at the... So you are here to hang out with him? Tomorrow. So me assuming that you might be hanging out a day early... You can assume that, but you can't assume I need a ride?

No, I assume that if you're going to do a podcast, you go, okay, and I'm going to figure out how to get there. I would assume if you were going to do a podcast, you would ask the guest if he knew how to get there. So you got to understand when you're dealing with Vito. Fat brain. Because I assumed the guest would figure out how to get to the show. I would just find Dick's house randomly, just wander around. Why did you not say, hey, how do I get to Dick's house? Why would you assume I even knew how to get to Dick's house?

Because you- I've never been to LA. Okay, so you contacted Dick- Here's a tip, don't stay near the airport. Come to LA. You contacted Dick to see if you could be on the show and dick said yes Yeah, of course. I assumed at that point you would have said hey. Oh, how do I get to the show? I assume you That's why well we have not had this conversation three times! Exactly! That's why! Well we have not had this conversation three times.

One of us had the conversation, the other one was listening. You're the one that made a big booklet about how to get here. Yeah, well I assumed that. You didn't get the booklet? I assumed the last person you talked to would be your point of contact. Bro. That was you. Okay, if you didn't know how to get to the show, why did you wait?

You know, I was really on your side before Frank Tony got here and explained the situation to me. At no point did he text me saying, hey, I don't know how to get to the show, you know, can you give me a ride? How come he didn't get the pamphlet though? How come he didn't get the dossier? Why did you send me multiple messages about let's go to a buffet? Because I figured that would motivate you to answer the damn phone! Why don't you send- Oh I got a big one here! Why don't you send one message that says-

Why didn't you reply to any of them? Because I was asleep! Why didn't you- You said I woke you up twice, that means you woke up- That means you woke up and saw the messages! Boom! Boom! The messages did not say how do I get to the show. But you should have said I'm not going to the buffet. I'm not giving you a ride. I'm not getting going all right. You know how to get there. Yeah, you better figure out a ride

So do were you not replying because you knew that it would fuck him over on the ride I got it would figure it out is that what you're doing because he's afraid That's what you're doing. That's what you were doing. That's what it is because he's afraid What are you afraid I'm gonna talk about? You're afraid I'm gonna talk about Riley And you're gonna sit there like a lump That's what the fuck this is about You literally mentioned Riley in the conversation

Because you thought I was hanging with him And you assumed that he was gonna be brought up And now he is brought up Because you fucked up, Vito We could have had a nice lunch We could have been friends again. I don't want lunch. I don't want lunch. I wanted to sleep and I slept and then as I'm sleeping I hear my phone ring and I look and it says Frog Tony and I don't pick up the phone and go oh let me check all my text messages from him asking to go to a buffet

Right I hit no and I go back to sleep So when I put buffet and you put here was it an understanding that we were gonna go to a buffet What happened I texted you buffet and then you said where are you? So you understood that we were planning to go somewhere. I you say where are you would you say where are you okay? You would say I'm not going to a buffet Why do you keep texting me if I get a random fun of if I get a random text it says? You want to go to a buffet. I don't say where are you okay? So he says buffet my treat. I said where are you? Okay, so you you were and the understanding we're going to a buffet. No, no, no, no, no. That's a commitment. That's a sort of a commitment.

That is not a commitment. That's a somewhat of a commitment. That is me being like, are you in my area? If you're 10 minutes away. Are you afraid I was on your property? He's like, oh shit, are you at my house? Where are you? Yeah.

I need your location. He's like Quint from Jaws. Hey, Dick, let me give you an example. I go, hey, Dick, I want to buy you a steak dinner and you go. Oh cool. Where are you and I go Alaska? Then you would go well, okay, that's not happening. Is this like a Sketch The point of me asking where are you is me going LA is very large Yeah, what area are you in for me to even entertain the

idea of getting lunch because I'm and then what was the response he didn't respond I responded later I said I just landed just that's not saying where you are at no point did you tell me where I just landed it literally I'm at the airport I just landed where do you think I'm at? I jumped out of the fucking plane there I landed somewhere in La in a random fucking location It's called an airport. I just Rated there. There are multiple Airports now

Ontario you think he's flying into fucking Ontario I'm in the helicopter a guy who needs a ride is not flying into burbank. Okay. Here's the deal at 730 a.m. I say, where are you? It's a little early Right. Oh actually 6 30 a.m. 6 30 a.m. I say way. Where are you? Okay? He doesn't respond cuz I'm on the plane. That's fine. I sleep I go to bed. Okay, okay at noon While I'm still asleep He texts me. I just got off the plane, I'm starving, wake up. Okay.

I'm asleep at this point. Which is very weird. That's what I was gonna say. When you deal with Vito, you gotta understand that between 11 and like four or five, he does not exist. I'm asleep, yes, correct. It's like the most... you could never possibly work in like the modern world with this thing that he does. Which I told him, I said again,

I'm going to bed around 11am. I'll buy you lunch. I'll be asleep. Okay, so wait, wait, stop, stop. You said I'll buy you lunch. So when I said buffet and you said where are you, the understanding is lunch. I'll buy you lunch. Why when I said buffet you said, where are you? No, the understanding is lunch. I'll buy you lunch. He said that. Oh, he said I'll buy you lunch. I'll buy you lunch. And you said go on a sleep. And I said I'll be asleep. Did you think he would be fine? Buying you breakfast? What do you mean? Yeah, as a human being? What does that mean? You knew he was coming to the show? Yes. Okay. and then you also knew that he's new to LA, and then he started buying lunch. He started out buying lunches and he's, you know.

I knew he was my first time in LA. It seems like, look, no offense, seems like he doesn't know what's going on here. I don't. You know? Yeah, I've learned that. You got that. I've definitely figured that out. Okay, so then when you went to sleep,

was you're thinking like, ah, fuck him? He'll figure it out? My thinking was that if there's any information he need, he would have communicated it to me by now, instead of asking to get lunch. You don't approach people with the, if there's anything they need, they'll communicate it to me. My assumption was, it's been all week, I assume that at some point, again- It's been all week? Wait, wait, wait. It hasn't been all week. It literally has been like three days. Regardless. You talk- Now it's regardless? When you're wrong, it's regardless. Tony, you talked to Dick about the show.

I did not talk to Dick. He said, can I come in? I said, yeah. Okay. I know you talked to Riley. At any point- What does Riley got to do with it? Because if at any point you're like, I don't- I'm sick of all the Riley stuff on the show, honestly. If you said- Me too. Because if at any point you had said, I don't know how to get to the show,

there's multiple people you can reach out to say, oh, here's the address. But not the guy whose show it is, the guy I'm talking to. You mean him. It is also his show. Well why did you not, why did you not. Do I have his number? I have your number. Why did you not say, hey Vito, here's where I'm going to be staying.

I could really use a ride to the show. That would have made things very simple. It would have, but you know. But you didn't do it. When I said, when I said your Uber. Instead I had, hold on, instead I had to listen to coded messages about do you want to go to the buffet, which I was supposed to interpret as, which is me saying I need a ride, but instead of just asking for a

ride I'm a man we don't just ask for shit first off and secondly yes you do secondly I would say the day before I literally told you I'm not I don't know how to get here I don't know anything about LA it's my first time in LA that seems like a situation to follow up on instead of sending me multiple messages about going to a buffet. I assume someone who wanted to be my friend keeps telling me, please be my friend. You didn't even tell me who you are! You've been texting me, please be my friend. I'm so happy you're getting multiple messages and calls and stuff and it's annoying to you.

I just got off the plane means, yes you got off the plane and then you're going to your hotel. I don't know where your hotel is. I don't know that you got a hotel near the airport. So did you see the message or not? You said you didn't see it. Now you're rationalizing why that didn't mean anything. I'm saying you're telling me- Did you see the message when I said it? No, I didn't see that until now. Then why are you rationalizing it? It doesn't fucking matter what it means. Because I'm telling you as an adult

who is trying to get to a podcast appearance, your message should not be, I just got off the plane. It seems like you're getting big leagueed honestly, because when a big guest comes in, Fido's like rolling out the red carpet, offering to pay for their Uber, sending them like a packet and a dossier for how to get here, and he's like showing up early and getting out snacks, and you is like, he's pretending to sleep through your texts. I was literally wandering on the street for five minutes trying to figure out which one was Dick's house.

Even the Uber driver's like, I don't know which one's the house. Oh man. It's the house. Oh, man. I'm sorry I'm humiliating you invited him on and you're being he's being shunned like this shunned. I treated like garbage I think that if you need a ride The best thing to do would be to text me. I need a ride not are we going to the buffet? Let's assume I text you I need a ride. Would you have answered it? I would've. You didn't answer any of the other texts. I did. I answered multiple texts telling you.

You answered one and then you went to bed and never answered the other text. Would you have given him a ride? Would you have given Frog Tony a ride? I would have paid for his Uber. Here's the text. That'd be better. I tell you Tony, I'm going to bed at this specific time. That means that you have until that time to contact me. You have a full day knowing Vito will be asleep starting at 11 a.m. And that is your time to go. Okay

Well, I need to figure out this this this and this instead You got on the plane wait until the plane touchdown and then said we should go to a buffet and that is not a good way to communicate I Expressed you when I would be unavailable. For some reason you didn't believe me. I don't. I don't believe you. It's fine that you don't believe me, but that's what ended up happening. But also again, if the day before I said Vito, I need a ride and you said, okay, my phone's dying, let me call you. And then you text me. Yeah, you can come on. I assume you remember the conversation we had. I do not remember you

asking for a ride. You remember me saying I had a hotel, but you don't remember that I need a ride. I didn't give my mother a ride to the airport. Yeah, you knew that though. There's no universe in which I'm driving to the airport to pick you up in LA traffic. Was your mom a guest on the show? My mother is more important than any guest we've ever had on the show.

And she's still- I'll give her a real nice Vito's booty. My sister wants to come on the show sometime. I give her a real good one. My sister's got a good problem stored up, she tells me. What's her problem? Some women's shit, who cares? All right, if I tell you I'm gonna be available from a certain amount of hours, My sister's got a good problem stored up. She tells me what's her problem. That's some women shit All right, if I tell you I'm gonna be available from a certain amount of hours you have up until that deadline You have up until 11 a.m. To communicate. What made you think you could rely on this guy?

I have no idea. Yeah, that's you messed up, honestly Why didn't you just say hey, you know, I really need to figure out how to get to the- you still weren't texting that When it got to like 430 don't you think that's the time when I pick up the phone you said I left you a voicemail actually I don't listen to those at all no no get on the mic too, Tony. Pull it out more and turn it in you. Yeah, give me a level on that. Let's see if the Frog Tony voicemail mentions that he needs a ride. Well, let's find out. Okay.

Let's find out. What do I tile for voicemail? Do you have a problem, by the way? Well, he'll do his in a second. You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the way you said it. I was like, oh, shit! Now I'm not proud of what you did. What are you listening to? I want to make sure it's on my doctor's.

You want to make sure it's the right message. That one of his ladyboys. Hi Peter. I had real, I had fun cleaning your He-Man figures. I don't know what order they're going. You can't just see on the phone? I could see on my phone I don't know what order they're going. You can't just see on the phone? I can see on my phone. Man, Android people, man. You guys are like, you're choosing to live this life of, to squalor in the woods like

a barbarian. Like the American Indians. You could have been welcomed back into society. You chose this life. That's why I trusted him, because we're both android people. No, you had an accent. Hold on, hold on, shut up. Quiet, I could be on the phone with you guys. What's going on, man? Give me a call. Well, you missed half of the message.

You gotta put the speaker on the microphone, not just like around like a Ouija board. You gotta put the speaker on the mic. Which one's the speaker? Oh, what the fuck fuck are you serious? All right Are you gonna give me a ride down to Dix so I can be on the show and what time was that at? 430 oh well that's it's too late It's a little late. I'm not used to this LA timeout.

You know it's 8 o'clock when I'm in Chicago. Vito lives about the furthest away from the airport that someone could live and still be in LA. Yeah. I didn't know that because I've never been to Vito's house. But it's also that's on you for not telling him like there's no by the way, there's no way in hell I can pick you up from the airport. I Agreed there was a lapse of communication, but I would think that if you're coming in to be on a show And you don't know how you're gonna get to the show Figure that out instead of worrying about where you're gonna eat lunch. Yeah

You know, I just figured being the guest maybe you would give me some sort of if you if it was Tim If he was Tim pool, what wait wait who do you if it was like again? He's a guy who knows Jared from Subway. He's a guy who knows you what would you do? You pick up the airport. I come to LA. I assumed you would rent a car I didn't realize that I was supposed to internalize the idea that frog Tony has never had a car and it doesn't want to have a car I don't know whatever your car problem is it's not a problem. Okay, so why don't you drive a car and it doesn't want to have a car I don't know whatever your car problem is it's not a problem okay so why don't you drive a car if it was like you get glitter what do you know like about driving a car I don't know if you

notice but I got a little bit of an anger issue so when people aren't moving in the cars then my dog has road rage when we're in traffic she gets real okay so Tony can't be treason with a car because he might kill someone that's a new piece of information I don't think are you gonna internalize this and remember it? Well? Yeah, that's a little more That's a little more of a piece of information other than I just don't drive That I can't trust myself to do it because I might kill people okay So your problem is

Don't I mean I just my here's my assumption guys who don't drive though because women who don't drive great My assumption was a guy who goes to LA on vacation is gonna rent a car or have a car or have a way to get I mean, I just, here's my assumption. Guys who don't drive though, cause women who don't drive, great. My assumption was a guy who goes to LA on vacation is gonna rent a car or have a car or have a way to get around. Okay. And that he's in contact with multiple people who know where the show is

and if he doesn't know the address, he will just reach out to one of them. Yeah, but they're like in a weird limbo where they're not allowed or they're kind of banned cause you're fighting with them. No, but you can just call them and say, what's the address? But they don't know if they're just like, you know.

Anyone can ask for the address of the show if they're going to be a... How come all these people have to do all these things to get around you? OK, you can also send me a text. You're like walking in the middle of the shopping line, and everybody's going to go, come on, Vito. Well, I assume if you don't have the address of the show,

at some point I will get a text that says, hey, Vito, what's the address for the show tonight? I didn't get that text. I got buffet Question mark he's right in that regard though what that Yeah, it was a good tactic, but it's not attacking is getting me to drive out to LAX And LAX's trip is not worth a buffet dinner. I'll tell you that right now

Okay You got any more on that one I don't know what else there is to say other than if you need to get to the show you don't know how to get to the show tell me that okay and if I tell you I am unavailable past this point that's not like a wink wink nod nod you just you got to be more famous and then Vito would pick you up and go to he'd go to breakfast with you forget buffet lunch that- he'd go to breakfast with you. Forget buffet lunch. That's the-

He'd probably pay. He would. I thought you were already, you know, I don't- you got into LA today? Yeah. Oh, okay. I assumed you were already here. I don't know your schedule, man! What do you- again, what is I just landed mean to you, Vito? I saw that after I woke up. But you read it and you still are asking if it was just-

How do you fix your sleeping schedule so this doesn't happen? I think- To sleep like a normal person like at night. I think my- the only the only obligation- I meet all my obligations. I'm here and I'm alert. So I can sleep- I like working through the night. It's nice. It's peaceful. What you working on through the night? Super killer? Yeah. I'm working on that. Working on cranking it. Little bit of cranking it. There'll be a little bit of cranking.

All right, my problem is men who don't drive. Frog Tony, would you like to give us your problem? Yeah, get your mouth on them. Also, real quick, I like to give people a plug at the front of the show. Frog Tony, how do people find you? How do people know you? Oh, you can find me on Frog Tony,

the little small, minuscule YouTube channel that Beatle's big-leaguing all the time. I'm not big-leaguing. In fact, I ask to come on your show often. Yeah, was that before or after when you shitted on my artist, Finn Barsandis? Well. Also shout out to TJ.

Wait, I came on your show a bunch before that. What are you talking about? Before that, yeah. Never after that to apologize. Wait, came on your show a bunch before that. Before that? Yeah never after that to apologize. Wait wait wait wait. I've tried to be on your show and you've kicked me off. Yeah when you came in and it was really awkward and you didn't actually say Hey Tony I'm sorry for shitting on your artist and all that stuff. I already said all that. Are you sorry? You wanted me to say it on your show?

Yeah say it on the show so people can hear it. I want you to apologize for I'm sorry to Fin Barth Saunders for insulting his army and him thankfully Hashtag we had some direct messages, and it's behind us and veterans because he's a veteran and I apologize to all the troops Which makes it better sounds less authentic, so I probably shouldn't even say that I do like the troops I don't have a problem the truth now that you salute them not to you like I salute the troops if that's helpful to anyone I bet it if it's helpful I'm apologizing to him Between me and him and we hashed it out. It's also the troops and the troops man the troops hashed it out I

Apologize the guy and mean the guy he's is he still mad about it sounded like we'd hash it out No, no, he's fucking pissed. Why? Why is he pissed? Because... Man, if I would have known this was this funny, I would have bought you, I would have fucking picked you up at the airport! Vito, why would a guy who's working on his first comic book, who wants to sell it...

What's his name? Finn Barr Saunders. No, no, no, no. Finn Barr Saunders? You're not gonna find a bike. How do I find his art? This guy? No, no, no. Finbar Saunders? You're not going to find him. How do I find his art? This guy?

No, that's just his avatar. That's probably who he named it after. Yeah, that's his assumed name because he's in the army and he can't let them know that he's in the army. Oh, how do I find his art? I think army guys are allowed to make comic books. What's his Twitter? It's Finbar Saunders but with a five instead of an S.

Oh, shit. Finbar Five-inders. No, no, Saunders. The five at the end. The S at the end is a five. Okay I take back what I said about the troops. This account doesn't exist. Is that sand dirt? Wait is that it? No. Is it two Rs? Finbar. F-I-N-R F-I-N-R? No F-I-N-R. F-I-N-R? No, F-I-N-B-A-R-R. It's two R's.

That's what I thought. Ah, shit. Alright. I just want to know what kind of art Vito's making fun of. You see the horse man? This is what he's making fun of. That's the art? That's some of the art. Looks cool. Yeah, looks good. Oh, now it looks good. Two weeks ago it was shit, right?

Two weeks ago it was the worst art ever, and he should be fired and I should get a new artist, right? That's what you said. Two weeks ago. I didn't- You didn't say that? You're gonna lie now, on fucking YouTube. It was more than two weeks ago. Oh, so that's the discrepancy. That's where you're holding me up on. It wasn't two weeks ago. It was like a month ago, tell me.

Okay, so what do you want me to say, that I said it? What about this? Look at this bad art? How many fingers am I holding up now you see him now you don't anyway, I I apologize to the guy I think his arts, you know good and So you think it's good now or you think his art was always good and you were just bullshitting when you said it was always Great, and I'm sorry I ever and you know what I was just jealous Wait what's your problem? What's the problem? What's your YouTube channels URL just so everybody knows youtube.com slash

Frog Tony frog Tony that's how to find him. Yeah, okay You gonna shit on my artist anymore. I did not shit on you I'm not bringing up your artist at all Again you might not understand this veto But if he was a brand new artist trying to make a living doing this yeah You just fucking tanked his whole career like this like like like like ripper versus yeah, we can't tank their careers We should say very nice things about their art at all times. Chuck Dixon? You mean Chuck Dixon and Joe Biden?

He offered to give me a blowjob if I would pay him $35 at a Hilton. Chuck Dixon did? Yeah, in Baltimore. I don't get those dicks in your ass. At the Super Bowl. At the Super Bowl. Like 10 years ago. You're saying I've ruined this guy's ability to make comics.

No, I'm saying you could have if he was going to pursue that as a career. I don't think I have the power to destroy anybody's ability to make comics and I think everybody should make comics. No, I'm saying you could have if he was going to pursue that as a career. I don't think I have the power to destroy anybody's ability to make comics and I think everybody should make comics. You don't think somebody who made a hundred thousand dollars on an indie comic with a big large crowd of indie creators. Well he didn't make a hundred thousand dollars on a comic, he made it on a fundraiser. Yeah, first of all, yeah that's a very good point, I made it on a fundraiser. Really I think what made the money was these delightful plush toys. I hate those plushies so much, man. I see you so mad at plush toys.

I fucking hate. Well, now, because whenever I see plushies, I just think of Bo Blacks. And it just makes me, like, his little plushie. I got to get a Bo Blacks plush. I love Bo Blacks. Now they're a thing. You see, Ethan Klein has a Bo Blacks plushie on his set now.

I see them everywhere. Yeah, it's like become a meme. It's like a Garfield, it's our generation's Garfield. BoBlax crying. The only problem is that it doesn't have a voice chip that you can like press and he goes Let me speak! Let me speak! People have said, cause I'm making the Vito plush and they want a Dick plush to go along with it, you have 100% said no plushies. No, I hate them.

Frog, Tony, what is your opinion on plush to go along with it you have 100% said no plushies. No, I hate them. Frog, Tony, what is your opinion on plush toys? They're good when they're not about people. Like if it's actual like a Spider-Man plush. Like characters. Yeah, like a character. Yeah. Okay, what's your actual problem? My actual problem is digital piracy.

Digital piracy. You know what, I saw you commenting on this and it's interesting, cause I think you are in, I think I agree with you on a lot where a lot of people just pirate everything, right? Yeah, a lot of people just pirate because they- And they think it's like cool.

I don't think they think it's cool. I think it's just this self entitlement. They think that they deserve it. They should have it. They own it. It's, you know what? Who cares about laws and rules and everything? I want it so I should be able to have it

even if I don't got money. And that's bullshit. It's like 500,000 jobs are lost every year due to digital piracy. Yeah, interesting. I wish that it killed people then I would pirate it even more than I already do. When you say jobs are lost like the people that create like the lost revenue from piracy? No, it's a part of it is a lost revenue but part of it is you know like DVD sales and stuff so you got you don't have people working on the DVDs, working on the other things.

Sure. Things have been phased out. Well, it's always... Okay, so the thing people will always fire back at is piracy doesn't hurt sales, because anybody who pirated it probably wasn't going to buy it anyway, right? That's what they claim, but it's really untrue, because a lot of people will pirate it, and they'll even say, well, I was going to buy it, but now I don't like it right so now I'm not gonna buy it so now I'm not gonna buy it wasn't it. Yeah, but then they got saved a disappointing sale. Do you not pirate at all? I don't pirate at all. At all? At all. What if you're watching a movie and it turned out it was pirated?

Will you emulate video games? No. Not even like old ones that are out of print like who cares? I don't even want to play old games. Why the Not even like old ones that are out of print, like who cares? I don't even wanna play old games, why the fuck would I pirate? Do you remember like a baseball game? That's not licensed. Oh, watching like an old, like a- No, like I'm thinking about it.

You're saying- I'm pirating in my brain. Memories of piracy. Yeah, that's not, you don't get a de facto license for that. Here's the thing is, I'm okay with piracy. I do think the people who go like, well, yeah, this is my way of sticking it to them. Like, that's gay. It's not like a crusade.

It's just, yeah, do it if you want to watch it. Did you see that chill guy meme coin this week? I did. You saw the chill guy? He's copyright striking people now, right? Yeah, so this guy, you know what meme coins are? Yeah. Yeah, so if they're like cryptocurrency

and they're all bullshit, none of it means anything, it's just people pick like an idea and then everybody buys it and they try to sell it to bigger, to stupider people and get out early and make money. But they're making like millions of dollars, billions of dollars. Yeah, why are we not doing that?

I'm doing it. I know you are. I just can't pick good ones. So these crypto guys picked a little dog man who's like a chill guy Let me see if I can find it And it went it went bonkers went through the roof Is that all you need for a meme coin is you got like a little character and then it's like oh Yeah, chill guy coin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

So it goes crazy. And then the creator comes out and he starts crying about getting doxed and like he hates crypto. And all these crypto guys are telling him, dude, just get a wallet, post your wallet address and we'll all send you like millions of dollars. We're all making so much money on your gay little cool dog. So did he draw the dog but he didn't make the coin? He didn't make the coin.

He has no idea. He drew the dog like a year ago. He draws like, you know, he just draws shit. He just draws shit. That's what it is. That's the chill guy. So somebody took that, put it on a coin, made millions of dollars, and the guy who made the little dog is sad.

Is pissed. Is pissed. And he will not let people give him money. So I see that as, like I see that as the opposite of what you're saying, wouldn't it be great if we could fund these creators directly, but the creators are so fucking retarded about everything, even to the degree of not taking free money to fund their lawsuits against people that are making the money, right? He could just say, yeah, give me the money and I'm gonna sue all of you with it.

And people would like that even more, but he just won't participate. What's the reasoning why he won't participate though? What's his- Retard. I mean, what possible reason could he have? He slept through it. Artistic integrity of some sort.

Yeah, made up words. Made up words, yeah. Just like, because he's mad that other people have money, so he doesn't want to be involved in anything where he's making money with other people. He'd rather be poor than for him to make money with people that he doesn't like. That's the, that's like the psychology of it.

Yeah, that's total retardation, yeah. Yeah, but it's like the, we're in a world where we have to deal with artists like this, so you know, fuck them. What do you say to somebody who, let's say, wants to watch like a horror movie that is not available for sale, it's never been made into a DVD or whatever,

it was only like a VHS release, and there's still a company that holds the rights, but this guy just wants to go and download a copy of it. Do you consider that unethical? Yeah, it's unethical. You have no right to it, it's not yours, you don't own it. I know you don't have a legal right to it, but I think from an ethical- You don't have a moral right,

you don't have an ethical right. I think from an ethical standpoint I'd say, I don't see who's being harmed in that scenario. The rights viewer or the rights holder. Morality doesn't have to do with harming other people. It has to do with what's right and wrong. Taking things that aren't yours is wrong. Why is it wrong? Because it's not yours. But you're not taking it. But you're not taking it. But that's the thing is like, it's still there. Can you borrow it? Are you borrowing it? Is that what your argument is? Because I can go to your house and borrow your stuff. I'll bring it back, Vito, don't worry. Yeah, but you have exclusive right to that stuff. What about if you can like take it and make a clone of it?

Then there's nothing, right? If you make a clone of it, I guess. If you cloned Vito and raped him, Vito's not getting raped. It's a clone. I think that's the problem. How would you feel about that, Vito, if we cloned you and raped you? If I was cloned and raped? Yeah. You're raping a clone of me? Yeah, by someone you wouldn't want to be raped by. Okay, do I get any money? No. Well then that's not okay at all. Now if I'm getting paid, then we're good. It's just all about money. It really is. But even in your argument, it's about wanting. I want to watch this so I deserve it

Well, wait, wait, what about AI don't you use AI? Do I use it? Yeah for your thumbnails and stuff. No my thumbnail guy does I'm always yelling at him like no stop using that AI What are you talking you yell at him you're using AI thumbnails for every stream I told him very sternly that I disapprove of all this I disavowed all those thumbnails It's your channel! It's not stealing! The AI doesn't steal anything! Oh it's not stealing it's just making a copy. It's piracy! But AI is using people's art to train their models. It's training. Well yeah. It's like learning how to draw. Am I stealing if I draw? It's like it's a computer learning how to draw.

That's not the same thing. Is there any way to turn that microphone so people can see your beautiful face? No, turn, get on the mic, the sound is more important than the face. You just gotta be on it. He's hidden behind the mic. Who fucking cares? You didn't even pick him up from the airport. Ha ha ha! Okay. Anyway, uh...

Yeah, how's the AI different than piracy? Well, here's also my thing with piracy is one of the problems is that the media companies have just started giving everything away. So I don't know how you can blame the consumer for going, yeah, everything's free. Yeah. Like I don't get it. Like I can watch any movie I want. I can listen to any song I want by going on YouTube. It's like, the real problem to me has been the complete devaluation of media where like the consumer just expects everything they listen and watch or whatever to-

Because it sucks though. Well, it sucks and there's just so much, let's be, what's interesting is that the quality of things has not gone up in a way where it's like, I have to watch a movie that came out this year because the quality of that movie will be so much higher than a movie from 20 years ago. Where it's like, no, you can just go back to stuff from 20 years ago, 40 years ago, and it's still a great movie.

You know? Then why don't you just pay for it then? Because I don't have to. Well, yeah, it depends. I mean, I pay for my Netflix subscription. I think I watch most of my stuff through HBO Max and Netflix. What if you didn't have to pay for it? I mean, honestly, I could just end my subscriptions.

I'm paying. Steal somebody else's. At this point, I'm not paying for media. At this point, I'm paying for convenience. I go, OK, well, it's already on a server. I'm paying access to the server. It makes it I don't have to download it onto my machine and waste hard drive space or whatever else. What about small creators who get their stuff pirated, is that okay?

No, that's really unethical. Why? Yeah, why is that different? Who cares? Well, I mean, don't, well, I mean, actually I don't care, as long as you pay me money, I don't care where you get it, but please pay me money or else I can't do the show I think it's one of these things where it's a sliding scale of if I steal, you know magic cards for my local Small owned game store. Well, that's pretty fucked up. And I steal magic. I guess steal the piracy

It's not the same thing I'm just saying there is a sliding scale of who's affected and in what way, how many people are being harmed. If it's an individual creator, and this is their livelihood, okay. Stealing a copy of Ghostbusters, which has been sold a billion times, and everybody involved in it. That's the least defensible position there is.

What do you mean? It's okay to fuck over people unless you're hurting them more than this line of, oh, it's okay to fuck over Columbia House, but it's not to fuck over like super killer like that's like a I a small-time I'm saying both both I think there's an argument to me that both of those situations are immoral like if you want to watch Ghostbusters There's a lot of legal ways to do it But it's on a slighty scope of morality you're doing more damage by not supporting a small creator.

Yeah, but you admitted they're both immoral. That was my argument, that it's immoral. Right! It's not the level of immorality, it's just that it's immoral. But I'm saying this is the biggest problem in the universe, not slightly immoral problem in the universe. I can't believe you don't pirate at all. Not even porn? Not even porn. Wait, not even porn?! No, why would you pirate porn?

Do you go on Pornhub? No, that's... No! That's crazy. Where do you pirate porn? Do you go on Pornhub? No! Where do you watch pornography? I just called the ladies over. Pornhub.edu What do you use to name a site? Xhamster, RedTube, Simpson Stop, Pornhub, weird Homegrown Simpsons shit, whatever, it's all good. Not even Pornh shit. Whatever. It's all good. Not even-

Not even pouring up. Nothing. What about like Hitomi Tanaka stuff? You can't buy it. How am I supposed to get- How am I supposed to get any Hitomi Tanaka DVDs, the old stuff, the J.A.V. stuff? Where would I find that without downloading it, torrenting it? That seems like it's alright. Okay.

If it's Japanese, is it okay to pirate it? If it's not available in English? If it's specifically Japanese porn that Dick can't find anywhere. What about like a Japanese comic that's never been translated in English? The only way to experience it is through some pirate has downloaded it and provided an English translation. It's the only possible way to experience it in a language you speak. It would still be immoral.

That's the only argument I'm making. You can do it. I'm not going to yell at you, but it's still immoral. What would it take to get you to start pirating? You could pay me you can tell me you never read any like Japanese comics just on the internet You know not paying for him. You didn't buy a copy of Shonen Jump. Never you never read through all of Dragon Ball I'm sorry. I was raised to not take things. What about Eric July shit? I bought it. I got all of it. You bought that shit? Yes. Ah

I just bought the horseman. I just got it the other day. How is it? It's terrible. Terrible. Where did you, uh... He's got 20 fingers on his, on one hand. He's not even a hero, he's a thief who steals from drug dealers.

And he's got a big erec, there's that scene where he's thinking about his pregnant sister. He's got a giant erection. He's got a giant erection! Looks like he's got a giant steel beam down the front of his pant, like an eye beam. I don't know what that was. He's getting that luchu, man. He's being in giant steel beam down the front of his pant like an eye beam. I don't know what that Luchu man. He's been getting that rip a chew at one point. So you've pirated in the past

No, not even as a child. Okay. No, no, no, I want to know where does this stem from? Is this like a is this like a religious thing? Is this like a it's a don't take things that don't belong But who is you want something? This is something you learn from somewhere things that don't belong. But who is you want something? This is something you learn from somewhere. God. Yeah, my parents, they said, if you want something, you pay for it. She had very strict parents who I had Mexican parents that would beat me. Well, that's what I'm asking. So it's a Hispanic thing. Possibly. Possibly.

We got a lot of criminals, too. Are you do you come from a religious family? Is your family religious? No. Oh, thank you. OK, well, then I don't know where this comes from. I think it comes from the autism. When I was told not to do something, I just don't know. Your people steal their way into this country every fucking day. I don't know why you can't steal a movie.

You know, that's why we're a very tricky race to pin down. You guys gotta be like stealing, but we also like working. So liberals, they try to do the, they try to run like the black stuff on us. But you guys don't rob the job sites. That's also confusing. You would think. No, we do, but not our own. Do you? guys don't rob the job sites. That's also confusing. You would think. No, we do, but not our own. We rob other people's job sites.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where'd that leaf blower go? I don't know, but I stole it in the first place. That's true. You would think you couldn't hire Mexicans for a job, but no, at the end of the day, all the tools and the fucking mortar are still there.

So I don't know what's going on. You could hire first generation Mexicans and second generations that'll steal. I do. The funny thing, though, is when Mexicans steal and they're caught stealing they're usually like really kind of apologetic and like uh, I remember when I was living in the ghetto we had a- In Oakland. In Oakland.

You had a Mexican up there? Uh, oh this was actually when I lived in South Central. And in the back of the house- Say what? Yeah, yeah, I remember when that guy with the hammer smashed all the windows out when I was living in... Oh yeah, South Central. ...right near Compton. Right.

And in the back of the house, there was like an old brass bed frame. Was not ours, it was our neighbor's, right? And... He would do what, bench pressing on that thing? No, it was just like sitting. It was like disassembled. Like a disassembled bed frame. A bunch of scrap metal.

A meth, a meth addict. Sure, a meth addict took their bed apart. Yeah. Anyway, you know, a meth addict took their bed apart. Anyway, you know, a Hispanic guy who I think the landlord had hired to work on the house, he just starts taking it and putting it in his truck. And at some point, you know, the neighbor comes out and goes, Hey, you can't just do that. He goes, Oh, you know, I thought it's okay.

Yeah, that's obviously okay. It's obviously okay to take a bed that's out in the middle of the yard. Honestly, it's just sitting there. I don't think. Yeah, you know in the middle of the yard. It's just sitting there I'm like I don't think he was stealing it. I kind of wanted to be like you know what just let him take the fucking bed You're not doing fucking anything with it. You're not gonna take it to the scrapyard This guy's working his Mexican knocked on my door, and he's like hey is this for take for go Yeah for go, and it was like a brand new marine battery that I just had in charge. No in charge. I'm like, no, what are you talking about? You're not because you knew it wasn't right and you were hoping no one picked up.

You're hoping no one picked up. So you could taste steak and steal it. He wants to get rid of it. He don't want it no more. Okay. Well, all right. Digital piracy. Digital piracy. Regular piracy, fine. Yeah, it's fine.

Take boats, kill boats. So how can you pirate regularly? Copping, I guess, rape is pirate. You are literally a pirate on this show and you haven't figured it out yet? Well, I still- You're a bad pirate. I commandeer. I'm that kind of pirate. People who stack rocks.

People who stack rocks. What? You ever like go hiking and you're having a nice day? And it's like, look at all this beautiful. Do I look like a man that hikes? You never know. Vito eats beef and broccoli. And look at him.

I never would have guessed. Never would have guessed. You go out and it's a beautiful view. You know, you're over by the airport waiting to get picked up. And you're looking out at the beautiful landfill mountain over there by Redondo and you say, wow, what a wonderful, nice thing that God made. I walked all the way out here, hiked all day. I feel like I'm in touch with nature. It's just me and God up here. It's just me and God. And then what do you see? You see a little stack of rocks that some hippie piece of shit has stacked up, you know,

on a, on a, on the ground or on another rock and everything about what you did all day and your whole life is ruined because you realize you can't, there is no you and God. There's just you and nothing there's you and some attention whore f slur that wanted to take a picture for Instagram and he did everything the same that you're doing maybe you didn't take a picture you don't know the explode they're called Karen's they're not called Karen's they're called Karen's see a I are and s. Oh Karen's Karen's they're called Harry piles or some shit fairy piles. Yeah circle What the fuck are you talking about fairy piles?

It's like the idea was like your kids would go hiking and you'd leave like the the rocks out for him And then you'd go like they go. Oh my god. How'd that happen? Well the fairies they they come around and the night they stack the rocks The fuck are you talking about? Pedophiles would use them to lure children into situations. They're called Cairns. All right There are ancestors first foray into building structures That seems like an eh, that's I don't think that's true. You extinct stacking rocks. Hey look what I did hug Oh good structure there. Maybe we'll live under one of those someday. Well. That's the real problem Yeah, is that things do live under those rocks? No, so when these fucking guys

Attention whores are grabbing messing it. They're really messing up the ecosystem Oh, yeah, it's not just it's not just about hating people that you want to hate. It's also about like eco shit and protecting animals and stuff. So that means you can hate them even more. Bugs that were enjoying the rock shade. Frogs and such. Salamanders and newts. A lot of lizards in LA.

Look, those rocks could fall over and kill a squirrel. That would be horrible. A dead squirrel that has to provide for Squirrel babies, but for you the real problem is that it what breaks up the monotony of nature? Uh, I guess that's one. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. This is like an eye Go to I go to you know I Put in effort go out into the wilderness, take it in, commune with nature,

and try to be at peace. And the last thing I need is to be thinking about someone I wanna strangle. When I see these fucking rocks everywhere, and I always kick them over You gotta kick them over. Always. And if people see you doing that, they're upset at you for some reason Then I would just throw a rock at them So the gripe is that it is what a masturbatory exercise to stack rocks? Stonehenge

Yeah, Stonehenge is pretty bad. Gay. Easter Island heads. Those at least they carved them out a little bit. That's a piece of art there. They made it look like something. The Parthenon. Full of pedophiles. That's what I think of when I think of stacking rocks. Those three things. Gay, retarded, pedophiles. Makes sense. When you see the rocks, kick them over. Take a picture of it, post it online.

Isn't it nice to see a remnant of human, you know? It's like, you know another human being was there. It's like when the agent in The Matrix comes into the real world. That's what I think when I see those things, is I'm like, I'm seeing Instagram and there's not even service, but somehow Instagram has soaked into the real world.

There's gonna be this fucking, there's gonna be, when the first, when Elon Musk lands one of those fucking Indian controlled robots, jack-off machines on Mars, that fucker's gonna stack some rocks, and people are gonna blow their balls out for like 48 hours straight. You're gonna see that image for the rest of your fucking life.

Well, it's a, you know, it's a non-intrusive. I mean, it's better than spraying graffiti up there, right? Or carving your name into a tree. No, it's much worse. It's much worse. You know those guys that carve their names and everything? Those guys are... Because it's not illegal. The graffiti is illegal.

The graffiti is illegal. This is okay. This is worse because people are encouraged to do it. If graffitiing like a rock and like Joshua tree those big rocks Yeah, I could grab him and beat him and everyone go like that's awesome If I saw a guy stacking rocks same exact thing if I beat him there and take I would go to jail. Yeah That's horrible. That's horrible. I think it's kind of cool, you know? They got to find good, flat rocks that'll stack good. You know, it takes some-

It sounds like you're a rock stacker, Vito. That's what it sounds like. I think I'm an aspiring rock stacker. I could see myself stacking some rocks. You stack toys at your house? Like, you stack them up high? I arrange them in delightful configurations, of course. What?

Like what? You know, like sometimes I'll say like scissoring stuff. What if Cloud, yeah I'll have them all scissor. What if Cloud and Mr. T What if I put the big Mega Man behind the little Mega Man? What if I put Pac-Man inside the larger Pac-Man for him to ride in? Now what would that look like? Gay, retarded, pedophile. That's what stacking rocks are. Isn't this a, see, I wanted to dig into this

because I wanted to say this is a big phenomenon in New England. Oh, it is? But they're not doing it at the top of mountains. It's when you go down to the creek beds, down to the rivers. You'll just see a bunch of rocks. It's also misleading because some cultures or something use those stacked rocks to say like that the path is this way.

So then if just jackasses are doing it then people are getting lost. I do have to agree with you about Stonehenge though. Everybody says Stonehenge is quite possibly the worst tourist attraction to visit ever. You get there and you go, oh this sucks. It's just rocks on top of rocks. Well it was cool until I learned that they restacked it up. Yeah I thought this was like this for like 2,000 years They also replace one of the rocks at some point they built they have built a bunch of shit bigger than this in the last Like 60 years. This is not really that impressive you ever read about American Stonehenge

last like 60 years. This is not really that impressive. You ever read about American Stonehenge? What's that? That was some mysterious group of millionaires paid a stonecutter way more money than he thought it was. He's like, these guys must be super rich. To build them an insane replica of Stonehenge with all these weird cryptic writings and like shit

about the nuclear bomb. Yeah, they got blown up. You're like, take that, you fucking idiots. It was only there for like. I like that. That's about the bomb yeah, they got blown. Oh, yeah, take that you fucking idiots It was only there for like I like that that's good. Yeah, cuz rock stacking blowed up I think you got hit by her one of the hurricanes or storms or something. I just blow this shit up Let's see what else I have here. Oh, yeah on mountain trails Critics have even said that a few stacked rocks it could trigger a cascade that could make an avalanche so you can do whatever you want to the rocks and the people making them.

That means you can do whatever you want because you're protecting people. It's basically the same as seeing a man lighting a wildfire. You have the right to tackle him and prevent that natural disaster. Yes, yes, exactly. Let's see here It started with it started with social media before like 2014 you didn't see that shit anywhere I wonder where the the human impulse to stack comes from small penis you think yeah guys who have small penises They're like I get a stack of a big well

I always thought I've never thought I've never wanted to stack rocks never you ever see those videos of those kids Let me rephrase You ever watch those videos where Guys are stacking cups really fast. Yeah, that's cool Why is that cool because it's like fast twitch, you know, but it's not on the trail. It's in their house in the house I don't think I think it pisses women off too because then all kids at home. They're all like I'm gonna get those cups out Yeah, I'm not gonna clean this shit up. Yeah Right who is the first you ever tried it no? I know there's like a try right now to it

No, I don't try right now. What cups you got you can bring down some cups. I'll bring you I get you some cut Dixie cups I don't know the I don't know the yeah, they're special cups and then you go I'm gonna button look you're gonna go triangle triangle triangle flip flip-flop middle triangle Yeah, there's like a specific pattern you have to do BAM For us. I know it's weird. I think the cups are dumb I can't even make the sound faster than those guys for. For some reason, the Rubik's Cube guys, I'm like, there's something about this that I'm like, that is kind of cool.

I don't really like Rubik's Cube stuff. It's just too much thinking and tricks and stuff. I like cups, I could see them. The Rubik's Cube I like because it's like, a bunch of Indian kids and Chinese kids, and they're within a fraction of a second, and they're really mad that they didn't like win it and you're like You're off by point two seconds. None of this matters. It's like equal regardless

And that's how your comic is two years late. There you go. None of this is all the same Those kids would have issue five out by now. They would be ready would be all spinning and shiny and whatever else Well, that's my problem Rock staggers the fairy piles when you problem. Rock stackers, the fairy piles. When you see them, they're not called fairy piles, they're called Cairns. Yeah. When you see them, knock them over.

Unless you have a child with you and you're trying to lure them into a situation, in which case build a fanciful narrative around these stacks of rocks. There you go. Do you even get any tips on how to stack a rock good? Me? I expect a little more from these problems. I want I want somebody on the internet like posting one. Yeah, and Everyone was saying like was shitting on him. Why cuz it wasn't tall enough for what cuz they're like I hate these things

Oh, they don't do any harm like oh and everyone's like yeah But you're just using it as a tool to do social media shit And then you let's like you leave your toys out you leave all your blocks out. That's a good point You should knock it down after you're done. I've you take your picture It's like you you're drawing you're making a shitty piece of art And then you're putting it on like the fridge of God No, everyone has to see it when they walk by and for some reason white people have trained themselves to not just knock shit over That they don't like what do you think about those Nazca lines?

The giant what do you think about those Nazca lines? The giant, uh... What do you mean? You know those in the desert? Yeah, they're cool though. Well, because you have to see them from space. Right. So, it doesn't bother me walking around. That at least took some effort other than just stacking around.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of planning. A little bit of planning. Okay. What about the pyramids? Burn, I hate them.

That's rock stacking 101 right there. Blow that shit up. I like it though because we forced Jews to do it, which is funny. Who's we? I mean the pharaohs. You and the black And the black Israel, right? Or back in time when the Jews were like, ah, we just want to like manage money and you know control the government We said how about we make you stack rocks? Man, that's like the last thing we want to do the Jews. They know how they did it They could still do it, and they're just they know they still know they know Anytime we're talking about Jewish buddies. I go how'd you build the really how'd you build a pyramid? How you built it?

Maybe like now they didn't one time one time I burst in in on my Jewish roommate, and he was levitating rocks. AHA! And then he went, what? What? And I'm like, you were fucking floating rocks! I saw it! I knew you could do it! And he said, no I wasn't!

Get the fuck out of here! So, I'm just saying, they all know how to do it. They're all acting like they don't. We could have way more pyramids. We all would like to know how the pyramids were built. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why they fund all these documentaries like Ancient Aliens.

Why do you think those documentaries come out of Hollywood? Because they're trying to shift the blame. They're trying to go, yeah, maybe aliens built it with levitation. No other conspiracies ever touched. It's just pyramids. It's only pyramids. Look at the Goiamar.

They're just so confused. Their brains are so fucking bottled by these pyramids. We can't let at the goyum are they're just so confused fucking bottled by these pyramids can't let them know we can levitate huge rocks with our minds as every Jewish school child is taught to do yeah why are they going to school all day why were they doing they have a whole day I learned how to sing a terrible song no you didn't they taught you to lift rocks with your mind and they come out and they go I am shy I'm like just shut up with this is all a smoke screen I know what you're doing in there you guys learning about interest rates in there now. We're but we are

How do you think they built that tunnel in New York they bored it with their fucking mind That's why there's all that blood in there cuz one Jewish guy walked in front of them as they were digging with their mind He just exploded and covered the tad the fucking tunnel with the boring machine. He's got a little acidic Jew in there cuz one Jewish guy walked in front of them as they were digging with their mind he just exploded and covered the tad the Fucking tunnel with one boring machine. He's got a little acidic Jew in there Well is a vowel Alright, let's see here. It's actually surprising. They couldn't get out of the camps though Hitler had all sorts of anti-digging, anti-mind digging material. They kept trying to tunnel out, didn't work.

As well as goose-stepping wise. Exactly. The rhythmic of the goose-stepping interfered with the natural resonance of Jewish mind-digging. HAHAHA! Our best psychics can't focus enough to get through the- dammit! Maybe we'll take a shower and figure this out later. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh okay here we go and that's the secret history of the universe is people calling me while I'm at work to tell me about how bad of a day they're having oh okay I'm gonna go to Greenland if someone does it one more fucking time, I swear to God. Okay, bye. Wow, look at this. Who is right? The Veto Frog Tony who is right poll is neck and neck. 50-50.

I'm glad you got over here though. No thanks to you. Yeah, but still it worked out. Wow. Hey, Veto. The five second rule missing yeah He's calling from the he's calling from the tunnels man the fuck Jesus Christ Maga hat veto ultra patriot veto veto always with the red white and blue

All right, hope that works for the stinger boys. This is such a shitty hat I got a name look at this piece of shit that fonts bed. Well. It's like all of this It's like printed on this is embroidered embroidered embroidered Embroidered on the sides right like print it on with those like those Stickers that you use to make your address. Yeah, you know and also at this point on the sides, like printed on with those stickers that you use to make your address, you know? And also, at this point, I would want a nice illustration. I don't want, it's got the lady tackling Trump down

in the shop with a hat. You want a lady in my Trump hat? Yeah, you can fuck out. Photoshop her out so it's just Trump. And have him on both sides, it's not even centered. Hey Vito, I wanna call in and tell you a little story about how I accidentally bullied an autistic guy. Trump and have them on both sides Okay and now you stink and then we got to the sandbox where this like Tasty pale Redheaded kid was playing by himself and looking back. He was fully autistic

Because he always had like a lady Helper going crazy or whatever, but we walked past him and And we said I put a smell on you and now you think. And he goes, he stood up real, real rigid, real straight. And he got real mad and he goes, I am not thinking. And then we laughed at him and he walked away. And for the rest of my life, I just think about how I accidentally bullied an autistic kid and I feel really bad about that.

So, uh, well, it seems like he done. He dealt with it. Okay. You're doing more bullying now than you were as a kid with that impression that you're doing. I was gonna say, homophobically bullying a closeted gay student is worse than you telling an autistic kid he smells. Because I assume he probably did smell yeah Well, I'm not saying that but yes, you know real quick round of applause to veto just wall deeper staying on Twitter or X or whatever and not being some loser buck-broken Fucking soy boy cuck lib,

who not only leaves to blue sky, but has to renounce to everybody that he leaves. Could you imagine getting so blown out that you have to like get up and move? Screw you, libs, bye. If I go to blue sky, I just get banned. That's why I can't go to blue sky. Yeah, they all got banned.

Yeah, everyone gets banned, even though the regular guys get banned. Do you see the the libs getting banned and they're like cuz they were like clearly Or they sang they're saying clearly the Republicans stole the election and blue skies going you can't talk about election fraud on here I really know we're allowed to talk about it for our side, and they're like no you can't talk about it That's wrong go and they have all that child porn. Yeah, is that I don't know You know how those you got to prove you're a human thing yeah, and then you got to pick the picture Yeah, which one is child porn

It's like got child porn and you have to pick like the flat like the red light You got a pick it you're like I got to pick the whole fucking thing then like which part is not child porn and you have to pick like the flat like the red light you gotta pick it you're like I gotta pick the whole fucking thing then like which part is not child porn That's how they do it the worst internet capture for yeah to capture. That's what I was thinking of thank you It's it well we have to train our algorithm to detect child pornography so it can't be on our Form yeah, yeah, well, what's the best way to train the the platform? Well? We'll just show users of child pornography and then they can help us, you know, I don't think I feel like we're missing a part of this I feel like we're missing a step here. What the Kiwi Farms wanted to do with some shit like that. Yeah, no wanted to

Make a like a Fourier transform of child porn to detect it Yeah, it would only require him owning all every child porn on earth wait. He wants to oh the database Yeah, he wanted database they have yeah, you'd want probably well. I mean I wouldn't want anyone to have that but I mean, I don't know where you going with that, but yeah, if anyone's gonna have it. I hope it's not no yeah I Yeah, if anyone's gonna have it, I hope it's not null. Yeah. I haven't heard from Null in a while. I want to take you back up more. You haven't heard from Null in a while?

Yeah, it seems like he's kind of gone a little bit dark. He's like. The cocaine casino. I did hear about that, that there was a. PPP jacking off while Andy Worske used one of their fans as a dildo. Is that what was said? I some trans fat black prostitute. So Worski and PPP had a hotel suite in Vegas. Their pay pigs, it seems like there was one pay pig who paid out to like 26K for this

Vegas adventure. And they had a bunch of black hookers in the room and Worski was grinding on one while PPP sat Worski was participating like a puppet. Yeah was this guy's losing his virginity and the guy who were they watching this guy Fuck a hooker. Yeah, he was recording it or just jacking off or something And he and they were driving him around Vegas in the back of a truck because he couldn't fit now What's interesting is I'm heard this betrayal of this story comes from like a long time warski supporter. Is that true?

Are the people turning on the casino? It seems like people are turning on the casino. They had one meetup. Yeah. And that's all they did. You know the meetups I've had? No one ever ended up jerking off in a corner while you had sex with a prostitute, thankfully. I wanted to, I asked you to, you said no, and I said okay.

Multiple guys with their dicks wiggling around? I haven't read all the details. More guys than whores they had. It sounds not... From a guy who goes, okay, from a guy who goes, don't you think Nick Cricata needs to find God? Don't you think God would want Nick Krakata's friend to be high on cocaine in a Vegas hotel room while you jerk off in the corner? And Worsky said that PPP has a girlfriend and

she's so ugly that PPP won't let anyone see her. That sounds about right, yeah. I think any woman who dates PPP is not gonna be a good looking lady. Just a matter, I mean, he looks like-PP is not gonna be a good listen lady. Just a man, I mean you see he looks like- They might even date her though at that point. I mean- To have closeness with someone.

Yeah. You don't need that shit. Yeah. What about you Frog Tony, how's your love life these days? It's doing alright. Yeah? It's doing alright. Where do you live?

No way. It's Texas. I've never in my life wanted to say that. What part of the country are you in? I'm in Chicago, Chicago They have cabs in Chicago. They have buses I've heard of buses. They don't work so well though, Chicago. You can get a hooker anywhere, right? That's what I hear hooker central, but you wouldn't because of your strong Mexican religious ethic not religious just I think Ethics would you wouldn't get a hooker? No, why would I get a hooker? Oh, you're gonna married. I've been married What's the difference?

I'm divorced now. That's the Fucking definition. What's the difference being married and hooking? Okay, hey, they cave eats When I was like 16, we played the Maori all-blacks and rugby. They did the hack up for us So we did ring around the Rosie back to them. Yeah. Turns out they didn't like our sleet dance. And I spent the next 90 minutes on the ass end of an ass kicking the likes of which I have never experienced again. Oh, you know, credit to them. They did back up award dance with a huge beat down on me. So

I guess sports, some Maori look, I'm sure some of them have that warrior spirit. I Also saw some crime statistics that made me go. I don't really know if we should talk too much shit about the Maori One of those one of those 50% 13% I was gonna say they're not coming out here. They're okay Com slash biggest problem biggest problem that show and of course youtube.com Patreon.com slash biggest problem biggest problem dot show and of course YouTube dot com slash Frog Tony where you can subscribe to our desk Frog Tony Frog Tony What can people find on your YouTube channel? Oh, they can find me talking about video games comic books Eric July

Yesterday we eFAP the Eric July interview with a homeless Larry. Yeah So what's going on with Eric July has a well, there's a guy who's a what a child July was, homeless Larry had a convicted child molester on his show, right? And then Eric July was on his show like two days later and they had like 300 views or something like that? But they're not having this child molester on there to talk about, you know, oh well it was a bad thing you did. They're having him on there to talk about comic books, right? They're having him on there to talk about comic books and video games and me because they don't like me for pointing out that he's a child molester.

Yeah, but don't you think if you're on a show with a child molester saying Frog Tony is a bad guy, that you make Frog Tony look a lot better? I would think if a child molester goes, I really hate that guy, you go. Well, he must be a pretty good guy. I really hate that guy. A child molester. Do you feel like you look better? I feel like I do. OK. He's the a child molester. Do you feel like you look better? I feel like I do. OK.

He's the same child molester that came at me last time. Remember when I dropped his thing on Twitter? Yeah. Did he get banned from professional Smash tournaments or something? He got banned from the FGC, from Street Fighter, Tekken. So was this like a professional video game? All the fighting game stuff.

He can't go to EVO. Wow, that's good. Crackdown. Well, they're pretty considering. Wow, that's good. Crackdown. Child molesting. Well, they're pretty considering... Interestingly, the Smash Brothers community has a lot of, like, weird sexual things. Because it turns out, when you're playing a fighting game designed for children, and then you invite a bunch of, like, you know, 16-year-olds out to your tournament in the middle of nowhere,

it's a really bad idea. You can have a bad time. Yeah, so they're very quick to ban people in that community. OK. So Eric Jalai is hanging out on streams that also host child molesters. Yeah. What is happening with the comic books, man?

What is going on? It's just like, have you seen? Just look at them. Just look at the people buying. Oh my god. Well, the child molester actually sent in a super chat on that interview that Eric Jalai was at. And they pointed it it out and they were like, yeah, look at it.

He read it. So Eric July is responding to his, uh, and this guy's a big fan of Eric's. Well, he wasn't, but now he is because he hates us. Okay. So, so Eric July has a big time with child molesters. We have guys on camera getting caught by predator poachers going, I love the Keno casino. Yeah Where's the guy you never hear a guy being like? Oh, you know after I rate that kid? I went like a handout. I want to go on the attack. I want a you don't have a pedophile fans No, no, no, no, you gotta go knowledge that fat fat fat fat. None of that shit matters

Look at imagine. PBP jacking off while he's watching Worsky fuck a hooker with another man. I don't wanna picture that, why did you ask me to picture that? That was the last thing. Just picture it. Stop saying picture it.

Fucking disgusting. Oh man. Nick Krakato could have got all his kids on cocaine and it would be more palatable than that shit. I think it actually, it is wild for Worsky to be, Worsky and PBP lecturing Nick Riketa about drugs is the most... Especially when their girlfriend's so ugly.

Yeah. They're not living their best lives. Yikes. Well, we'll see. Maybe we'll have another crazy Vegas shindig where they can all jerk off in each other's mouths and call it a Sunday. As is the Keno casino way. Guys, subscribe! That Medica masochist seemed like a real fucking weirdo. Is he another guy who was at this meetup? He's the guy funding their whole show. It's so easy.

Like it's just one guy paying them. Did Gabe Hoffman visit? Did Gabe Hoffman get an invite to the Keno casino room? He kind of disappeared. Gabe Hoffman, I think, has been chased away at this point. I think Gabe Hoffman finally realized, wait, maybe this fat guy and his cokehead friend who jerk off on each other Maybe this was not my way to back into Hollywood. Yeah horse man isn't my way back. Holy shit

Maybe I'm gonna go. Oh, I forgot that he was also an Eric July guy Gabe Hoffman. Yeah Oh my god. The problem is Ralph got sober and now he's more powerful than ever. For three days and now everyone's destroying themselves Even the even the courts can't keep him away. They're trying. But they can't. Oh man, Nick Rekata's plea thing is on Monday. Like, have they agreed on a plea? Well, they will have to on Monday. Or is it a plea hearing? Plea hearing. But I'm saying that stuff usually gets figured out ahead of time, right? That's when it gets made public, whatever they agreed to. I mean, you're the expert. What do you, you tell us. No, that's just, I'm saying that stuff usually gets figured out ahead of time, right? That's when it gets made public, whatever they agreed to. I mean, you're the expert.

What do you tell us? No, that's just, I'm not the expert. I'm actually trying to understand. Well they go into court and then they're like- I assume a plea hearing the prosecutor goes, here's what we agreed to and the judge either says yes or no. No, the plea is between the state and the defendant. But the judge can say no, but I assume he won't.

If they both agree, then that's it. No, no, a judge can say no, that's not enough. Yeah, a judge can absolutely disagree with a plea. Because he can be like, the state can say, we want to give them this. The defendant can go, I agree to this. And the judge can go, it's not good enough. Go back and come up with something else.

OK. Happens in court shows and shit, I'm pretty sure. No, it could happen because they don't want collusion between the yeah it's entirely collusion yeah I know we don't want the appearance of no okay I think sometimes the prosecutor fucking said yeah sometimes I think I'm worried now that rickade is gonna get caught in the prosecutor the judge being cute as the prosecutor goes you know we want to let him off and the judge being cute. As the prosecutor goes, you know, we want to let him off. And the judge goes, this man is a scourge on his community.

Yeah. It might be getting cute. OK, so we got to see what happens. Anyway, guys, get your Super Chats in one more time. Please subscribe to our good friend, frogtony at youtube.com slash frogtony and biggestproblem.show. Vote on all the problems, patreon.com slash biggestproblem. In the comments, if you have any ideas for a bonus episode

and you do a bonus episode for November, so if you've got any good ideas for a bonus episode, let me know. Yeah, good ideas only, not shitty or joke ideas. Well, I think you're gonna get a mix. Coo for a big 50 says, thank you for not killing yourselves. Vito's boo, oh, demanding Vito's booty right off the bat.

We didn't do one last week. And get any money we get comments. Oh, it's just not to vetoes booty anymore $50 you cheap get your vetoes. That's it synthetic. You know me for two. Thanks for not killing yourselves synthetic shinobi for five big problem is the last bit of soap that gets stuck at the bottom of the bottle because the dispenser can't Reach it. I agree, but put a little water in the bottle and then splash that on your hands. SyntheticSnowBee for two. No, I won't unscrew the cap. It's a design flaw. Oh, he already answered me. Cardinal Cardinal for five. We love Vito. K-Gone post for two. What a nice surprise to my shitty work day. No homo. Camera two. Riley should submit Eric's pull-up video to court. I'm sure that will come. Well, no, I don't know if

that will come. SyntheticSnowBee for five. I'm sure that will come well. No. I don't know if that will come God that court date is gonna be so fucking good. I was disappointed. I listened last week I was like they're definitely gonna have ice some knocks talk about the hippity-jibbity That shit anymore But then someone just squashed that whole segment. I was so disappointed I also agree. It's sad that we can't do those segments synthetic shinobi for five Hey dick at 105 30 on pk a funny Saturday entertainment. It's cute condescension It's kind of doing the audience like shit. It's cute shit. Absolutely, right? I'm doing You know, it's sad hoping that's what it's called. Absolutely moldy Doing you know it's say hoping it's what it's called absolutely

You're right you're younger than me it is mauling okay And pk a seven to seven woody accuses you of posting swastikas on Twitter. What are your thoughts on this? Did you post a swastika on Twitter on what? 727 yeah swastikas on Twitter. I wish I don't know what that would be about. Man, I think that's like so far beyond the pale for getting banned. What are you talking about, man? Yeah, you can definitely do that now. No. That's what Kanye got banned for.

Yeah, but Elon Musk doesn't care anymore, does he? Everyone cares for me. Fair enough. I'm the only one that's not allowed to do stuff. What are you talking about? Yellow Flash posted Swastikas on Twitter. Did he recently? He's a big fat retard.

He can do whatever he wants. I can't. It's in his comic. It's all over the front cover. Yeah, well that's a... Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a comic about a good Nazi that tries to take on Hitler. Can we look at Yellow Flash's comic cover? I would enjoy doing that. Oh, we can talk about Yellow Flash's comic! Yeah, yeah! He's embarrassing! I don't understand. Do you want to talk about Yellow Flash's comic or not?

Uh, only if, um... No, not really. Okay! I'm looking for my eye patch. Why do you lose it every week? I mean, I don't know, I don't think Yellow Flash is that funny. He's just a fat fuck married to a cop. Like, who fucking cares?

Well, his comic is gonna be like some shitty rah-rah America like written by a retard Edited by a no edited by a fucking nobody who's that literature devil guy that he paid as like a body a meat shield Yeah, everything about it just reeks of cop that I can't I can't even make fun of it It is kind of interesting. He's fucking dumb. Everything that he ever says is stupid, and then that's when you go, oh, you're fucking a cop

and around a cop every day? No wonder. You would have to be that fucking dumb to put your dick in a fat cop every day. I mean, that's all I think when I see anything that he does or thinks. It's not really fun to rip on. Eric's illiterate.

He's, Eric July. I didn't know his wife was a cop. I didn't really. Nobody does. I'm saying that for the or thinks. It's not really fun to rip on. Eric's illiterate. Eric July- I didn't know his wife was a cop. I didn't really- Nobody does. I'm saying that for the first time. Wow. Eric July's dumb and has excelled on reverse racism. So it's funny to see him flounder because he has no understanding of where he is and how he got there. So he's like- But that's why- He's like walking around the park. But that's why Joe Flash's comic is interesting is that got there so he's like

Comic is interesting is that it's you know it's not it's another prop shit, but it's another product I'm saying not the comic that's interesting. It's interesting that Eric Has this game plan of like I'm damn it gonna be fuck is my eye patch I don't you put it in a specific place? I do put it in the same place every fucking time! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Well, you know, maybe you could be, maybe you could be a trial where Riley makes Eric testify is gonna be fucking amazing Fantastic so much e-fapping you could be part of the fun veto. Yeah, why don't you want to be part of the fun? It's a it's tragic what's happening. It's tragic for you So much e-fapping. You could be part of the fun, Vito! Yeah, but- Why don't you want to be part of the fun? It's, uh, it's tragic what's happening.

It's tragic for you! Everyone's laughing and carrying on, and you're not, and no one gives a fuck that you're mad, by the way. No, I'm not mad. No one gives a fuck that you're upset. I'm happy! Nobody! You know you're next, right, Vito? For what?

If Riley goes to jail, Eric succeeds. He's the first one on trial for this bullshit law. Eric July's definitely gonna come after the two of yous, he's gonna come after even Vance Guyver, for the exact same shit. Repeated electronic communications made to annoy or embarrass. You have annoyed and embarrassed Eric July repeatedly, just like the rest of us. We will definitely be in court if Riley loses, and you're okay with this. If Eric July wants to sue me for making fun of his no He don't want to sue you he's gonna want to put you in a jail

He could he could yeah, he can easily for a lot of different things We'll see how that plays out started all of this shit, and now you want to walk away Riley goes to jail. I'm not walking away Yep, you abandoned him in his hour of need. All right You were at the airport Did Riley abandon you at the airport I just can't talk about it sadly you could you choose not to know every time I've tried to it's just makes things worse Making my life more difficult. I'm just going to avoid the

topic. Cause I don't need my life to be more difficult. You're not really avoiding the topic. You keep spotlighting the topic and talking around it. I'm talking about yellow flash. What does that have to do with Riley? Not very much. But you know, I'm just trying to make my life less difficult and this seems to be pretty good actually This you know, there's been a number of things that I've had to Just got to focus on me and my happiness and that's what I'm doing and it feels good. Sound like you just got divorced There's parallels Johnny Rock over 10 Keno casino hires hookers for their fans to and sits in the cock chair meanwhile fans of bigs probably can't even get a copy of super killer felted hella fence still available on Indie

go-go by the way guys check out hellaphant on Indie go-go you find it. No. I did not find it. I did. I did wonder if that bag was it Did you throw it out? Throw it out because I had to I had to replace the CPU why is it so necessary to have the fucking iPad because it's part of A fucking costume. It's part of a fucking character It's part of a fucking costume. It's part of a fucking character So do a different character do fuck and do you know you do one pirate? You can't do all right Martin O'Keefe for five girlfriend, and I am taking a break from our four-year relationship How do you know when to throw in the towel did kind of get an ain't nothing but trouble? Do it now throw it doesn't matter. They're all it's they're all just interchangeable

No, if you want to break up break up if you don't don't it doesn't matter. They're all just interchangeable. If you want to break up, break up. If you don't, don't. It doesn't fucking matter. Whoever you meet, you'll be just as in love with as this dumb bitch. And if you stay with this dumb bitch, you'll be like, Oh, I'm so proud of us for getting over us. We're so much closer together. It's all fucking made-up nonsense that you tell yourself. And don't make it everyone else's fucking problem.

You need to find guys who are at that level where they wanna bond with other men about their fucking relationships. That's what you're missing. That's what- and as soon as you find that, your relationship will magically fucking work. They're all the same! I think taking a trial separation seems like a very mature move on both of your parts. Whatever you do- Hope you find your way back to each other. That's definitely not mature. She just wants to fuck other guys, that's what that means.

If your girlfriend says I want to be separated from you for just a little while, that means she wants to fuck some other guy that she's got her eye on, but she probably doesn't want to be with that guy, so I want to go fuck this guy and I'll come back to you. Maybe. Who even cares? Go fuck the other guy, whatever, you go out and you're like, oh god, you're just as, you're exactly the fucking same clone as this bitch that I've been wasting time arguing with. What do I, why do I even care about any of this? I just need to read more about cryptocurrency. It is kind of interesting where most girlfriends I've had...

Here, do you have a mouse? Yeah, I can do that. I need to find my iPad. Well now I gotta check to make sure we're actually, okay, it looks like we're live again. How we doing, guys? Everybody alive? Okay, okay. You can hear us, you can see us.

Good. So we had a bit of a computer crash there, but we are alive and I am going to read your delicious, delicious super chats. So please get those in. Yes, we were talking about women leaving relationships. Martin, just kill her and go to jail. You'll have a lot of fun. There's only men in there and you can hang out with them on the yard, develop a gay relationship. Prison sounds great these days. Let's see. Johnny Raggett for five. Also Larry and Eric ignored the

free Riley fun super chat I sent sent can you imagine ignoring Riley? Synthetic should not again synthetic shinobi for two veto, please explain a shamp the Masters Basically when you change your name on Twitter, they don't let you change it again. So I can't change it back for like a couple days So I have no explanation. Why did you choose it? I think that's what he meant. I forget why. Well, I mean, it doesn't mean anything. So I figure why I changed it. Cardinal Cardinal for five.

Please wish Zetta Quinkzell a happy birthday. Happy birthday, Zetta Quinkzell. I did see it was your birthday. And thanks so much for being a supporter of the show. And Tony says the same Tesso for 10 says Christ is king That is correct The Jerry and Coke for 5 I got the green light this week to drink since September

Heart failure sucks at 26 year old Oh jeez Thank you for not killing yourself boys Wow Let me make sure this is working It looks like Do you need to record? you got fucking heart failure? No, you got heart failure at 26. Damn, bro. Just go full boy

Yeah, just go over with go hard in the pen get some coke and and a hooker and a fat friend to watch you Do it black crimson for five us running. Thanks for snacks. Thanks for not killing yourselves Dega, suki, chin suki for five very unique and special belated birthday wish to little baby Quinn Congratulations on finally getting out of the crystal. KtoTheSwiss for 10, I found it odd on pka726, the audio conveniently glitched out when Woody was introducing Dick, as well as the stream ending at the exact moment Dick was plugging all the socials in order to find him. Yeah, those fucking cocksuckers, as soon as it hits 4 hours, done. They dumped it. Not even fu- you guys should be- 4 hours? You should be spending like 20 minutes plugging my fucking site. What's a fuck ridiculous?

You really got to uh did you see the first time I went on there? And I was plugging right away, and I said uh can I share my screen and they all went wait you can do that on here Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Yeah But then I was like I was like shit. We're not gonna talk about it I got like you really got a fight for a plug on that show icehawk blackhawks I get it for two Edo Vito at the mall is the gayest of them all Well, we might be going to the mall. I found out the local mall is a good restaurant there So you might be hitting it up Lawrence the may will hit up that buffet Tony

Although you're over by the airport for some reason, so I don't know if I'm ever going to see you. Lawrence Savaney for 5 Australian. Biggest problem is we'll never again see any mega streams with Ralph, Dick, and Mediker all shooting the breeze. Well, you don't need Mediker. You can have Dick and Ralph, I'm sure. Well, yeah, I mean, that's,

I don't even like the way you're saying that. What do you mean? Mediker's gonna die! You know what, you can just- you got- we've got Mediker at home! Hahahaha! I'm just saying, it seems like we've lost Mediker for some reason. Well yeah, he's like fucking dead. But the Ralph and Dick friendship endures.

The real problem is you're never gonna get a Coach Red Pill stream ever again. Ah, that is a problem. Didn't they say somebody was looking into that? Somebody's gonna like, uh... They got their top guys. Yeah, top guys. I think Trump's... They're gonna question Zelensky. I heard they're gonna build a statue of that guy once Putin takes over. Yeah. Ukraine, they're gonna build a Coach Red Pill in Mornium statue.

Brettsman for two, PKA is two, Normie. Biggest problem is way funnier. We gotta get... Is it funnier we gotta get is it Kyle we gotta get Kyle his guns back man I'm watching you would that's your eye patch I mean I guess can you talk about in the year at least trying watch it pull that funds off oh we got the pirate at home too, it seems. We got a pirate dick at home this week. There he is. Just like a normal pirate with a flimsy pair.

Do you wanna get Kyle's guns back or do you wanna get Riley out of prison? That does seem kind of- I don't want Riley. It's kind of, it's, because Kyle's famous. I don't want Riley to go to prison. And I have never said that I want Riley to go to prison. J-Rob Ireland, detailing Ireland for five.

Hello gents. Cheers as always. Thank you. Has man again for two. Can't forget Vito sleeping with a black cool ladyboy. Does this look cool? Totally cool. Thank you. I'm still sad I lost that black ladyboy's number, but she got breast reduction surgery. Can you imagine that?

What? Who? This that trans black lady I slept with had the biggest, fattest tits I'd ever seen. Wait, a trans, got a man? It was a man to female. And I guess she, I don't know if it was hormones or- Breast reduction surgery. Her breasts were the size of my fucking head.

And she said, I think I got them too big, I gotta send them back. And I was like- Oh, that's not breast reduction surgery though. I don't know. They call it breast reduction surgery. Well, they call themselves a woman too. Okay, well. It's just getting your implants reduced.

Losing that girl's number is one of the worst things that ever happened in my life. Losing that man's number. I agree. Losing that man's number is one of the worst. I must have changed phones. It was just good. Well, she said she got a boyfriend and I was like, okay, yeah, you know, and but I assume it didn't last Yeah, and I should have checked in like a year later and been like, hey, is that guy gone? You want to hang out? What is get? That doesn't matter to guys. That's what I assumed as well. But I

Think they were also rich That matter was one of these like rich la Transgender individuals you know Jackpot yeah, I know I really fucked up Plumbo gonna miss it wait. What are you on? We're on this one five happy belated birthday Zetta quincelle I hope your cheesecake was great pigeon for 20. I'm probably gonna miss this show live So thank you for not killing yourself free Riley Riley dot fund in there, July can't, right for shit! Zetta Kuncel for two, I reavow the people

in that veto server. Mike Hunt for two, I hate Coomer, I'm saying cummer from now on, you take it to them, Mike. Ju-H Ju-Boy for 20, Cardinal's my little boy and I'm a femboy's daddy. D-Kasuki is my bro. Quinn eats beans. Rhinoxus loves his Hyundai. Plumbo likes terrible rum.

Kyle Baxter for two. Leighton Gaydenlay. Gaydenlay. Gaydenlay. Mike Unford five. Why come Loftube doesn't have a new pope since Nick's been gone? These other Loftubers didn't seem to absorb Nick's fans.

Like the quickening, it seems. Yeah, because none of them are funny or fun. They're all crying. Why are they all crying? Sean, the YouTuber, is gross and fat. because none of them are funny or fun. They're all crying! Why are they all crying? Sean the Loots, the YouTuber, is gross and fat, is black, no one fucking cares what he has to say about anything. They're all going, oh, Riketa said he'd give us money from blue. Nate the Lawyer wants reparations from Johnny Dechpile.

And Rittenhouse. Rittenhouse reparations. Sean the Lawtube is just looks disgusting is that the big fat one his head he's just a head on a couch that giggles at his own jokes doesn't his fat fuck big fat one that hangs out with yellow flesh yes but doesn't it suck when like all the guys in your sphere you know you get something on you and they turn on you they don't back you up yeah guys that put you on guys that help you grow to where you are today

And then you just kind of throw them to the side. Yeah, that sucked Who who's who in this situation? You tell me you're you you tell me who's who in this Well, which one do you think you are Vito? I'm pretty sure I'm facing jail prison right turned on I Still know I still can't follow it. It's tough. I know. Didn't I bring you in here?

You're on this show. John R for five. Platform preference. Watch here on YouTube with the degenerates or the ex-live stream. Also calling it Twitter not ex-activists are the biggest problem in the universe. The Jerry and Coke for two.

Nice 82nd Airborne shirt. Thank you. I served with the 82nd airborne In Afghanistan, I got this nice Bottle opener here. I'm totally about the military and where I served and I did serve in Afghanistan And I'm an American hero LJ clobbering over five yesterday for my 27th birthday My wife dressed up as cat e-girl slave and we played horror games together. What a life! Uh, oh ASC presents for two. They're making the frogs late. Frog puke mint. Strategy for five. Imagine trying to watch the Tyson-Paul fight expecting to be entertained,

but instead it sucks and Tyson chucks his cheeks in my face. Nobody wants dad. Renaxus for five Canadian. shout out to my close friend Zeta Quincell. It's his birthday today and I want to express my love and admiration for him. Wow, we have really supportive fans. Here's one you're gonna want to hear from Big Not Russian Productions. $100 on the board! Thank you our good friend Big Not Russian Productions. Check him out on YouTube. Stray beans for $2.99 Australian. I'm swapping sides horsemen rules be great Let's fucking go. Let's go

Am I saying great renexus for five? It's both ironic and hilarious that frog Tony sounds like Kermit the frog Did you take the frog Tony because of the cuz your voice? Yeah, yeah, I figured you that you did I never made that connection Frog Tony and he happens to sound like that He sounds like hermit, what do you mean? Close your eyes which one of us is talking about ones? That's what current sounds like today Climb to the server five. I can't believe you guys got Patrick my homes to come on biggest problem. Yes for surgery for two We were swindled. He looks nothing like a frog

Comes to come on Biggest Problem. Yes! Straturgy for two, we were swindled, he looks nothing like a frog. We don't look like a frog. No. Rock that Casbah for two, Canadian. Premium content, thank you. Zeta Quicksilver for two, Vito W, this gay, fuck, foamy guy is a massive L. No. Not Mothman for two, and the frog Tony verse Vito plot thickens.

You should have said fattens. Oklovich for two, anyone who doesn't drive is insufferable. Straight beans for three Australian. I'm back on Tony's side. Where's super killer? Mike hunt for five. I need a ride is different from. I know where it's at.

It was leaked all over Twitter. But piracy is okay. So we can all read it. I didn't say piracy is okay. It's okay. It's not okay for small guys. It's okay for Ghostbusters. No, he's a pretty big guy. He's a pretty big guy. all read it. I didn't say Paris is okay. It's okay. It's not okay for small guys. It's okay for ghostbusters. No, he's a pretty big guy.

He's a pretty big guy. He big-tagged me the whole day. What are you talking? I'm not big. I'm sorry I didn't give you a ride. I didn't know you needed a ride, Tony. You gonna be all right? I'm good.

All right, you got here. Next time, look, as Mike Hunt says for five, I need a ride is different from could I get a ride, please? Okay, did you say I need a ride or did you say could I get a ride? I need a ride I said I need a ride. Well, I don't remember hearing that Wait, why is it different Mike hunt? Well cuz one is like could I get a ride means I have other alternatives I need a ride is like I have no other way. Oh, yeah. Yeah's worse. It's more need. You need to say need. At which point I would say let's get you an uber. Death anchor for two. No ride veto. My knee

be... all right. Andrew Tarr for five. This is what happens when two man children make plans. No no plans were made. This is what happens when plans are not made. Sarah Gardner for two. Vito's large and has early dementia. Yakuman for 5. Frog Tony more like French Tony cause he's an F-sler. Oh my God. Not Mothman for 2. Moral of the story. Never ride in Vito for a ride. Yes! That is absolutely the moral. If you want to ride to a place, we have, we live in the future. There are robot cars that will take you where you want to go.

Unpleasant for Five Australia. People that don't drive is the biggest problem. Exhibit A, frog. Neil Roman for Five, we all know Tony's problem this week. Hack the movies for Five. So when someone calls Vito when he's asleep, it's a bad thing. But it's okay for him to call and text us at midnight. Yeah, it's crazy.

It's been the most peaceful week of my life. That's having blocked you on the phone. There you go Okay swindle for I I got in touch with I don't call Tony at midnight. I call him at 11 I thought he would be awake nine is the nine's the cutoff. I called you at 11. I thought you'd be awake 11 a.m. Yeah, we're normal people are awake. Well, you didn't call me at 11 a.m. You called me like three. I don't I was asleep I told you when I was going to sleep. I Communicated that information to you. I don't know why you didn't believe me Okay swindle for five if you don't ever respond name the time and place it apparently means perhaps provide further details and I will consider It does seem like asking for more details

is like a way to soft, say no. I said, where are you? That's what like chicks do. Like, hey, you wanna go camping? Like, oh, when? If he was in my neighborhood and he said, I don't have a ride, I would have considered cleaning out my car

and giving him a ride. Okay, but if he's across- But you knew he was flying in. I knew he was flying in. I didn't know he was flying in. I didn't know he was flying in. Okay, but if he's a cross he was flying in I knew he was flying I didn't know I didn't know he was flying. Well, you know, he's not in LA. Yeah, I assumed he might be driving here I don't know. I don't know where he lives You don't know he lives at all. No, I didn't know you were in Chicago Yeah, I only mentioned it like once. Yeah, why do I know that he's like far away? But you don't know he's in Chicago And also assume dick doesn't watch my show

You've been on the show where I expressed. I don't hear you talk about Chi town You'd be like oh boy thing about Chicago is all these hot dogs. I don't ever talk about Chicago with you You should have mentioned the hot dogs that would have Where did I used to live? What's a town? All right, that's good What state? What state? What state? What state? What state? What state? What state?

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What state? What state? What state? What state? What state? What state? that would allow, that would excuse that? I'll use the edits for people, you know? And he's getting paid to do that, so... Job? No. Like, uh... I don't know. W-2? Yeah. I don't know. Ask him! No, no, you gotta knock that shit off,

that 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. shit. But I do work at those times, and that work makes me money. So whatever. Okay, well that's my advice, that's your advice. So pick, you know, whatever you do, be happy. Yeah, do what feels right. Andrew Tar for five, sorry for my previous comment. I now see Tony as obviously the normal one.

There you go. People are going back and forth. Team Guy Vito for five, the way Tony navigates a conversation is exactly like a woman, assuming you know what they mean instead of just saying it. Oh. Yeah. Your problem is you didn't put it in writing. I'm what they mean instead of just saying it. Oh. Yeah.

Your problem is you didn't put it in writing. I'm not going to re-litigate it. Stray beans for eight Australian. If I received multiple calls from someone, I wouldn't think they need to tell such ask me. I would, I wouldn't ignore it and go back to sleep at noon. Okay. He would assume that it is important.

Juwan Wong for 10 Australian. The problem is that we had already talked and I told him I would be asleep. And you said, yes! I need a ride. No, I didn't say... yes. Sounds like you did. I definitely didn't because why... I just invented that idea in my head that you were giving me a ride. Dick, can you really imagine a universe in which I agreed to pick somebody up at LAX?

For lunch, yeah. For lunch? Yeah. You don't think my mom would buy me lunch? No, because she said I was eight in the morning. No. Okay. For lunch, yes. For a free meal, I would drive all the way across to fucking town.

At noon, yeah. It takes me like two hours to get to LAX half the time. Yeah, but you drove to Vegas to have free like, stuff? I drove to Vegas for like an event to see a bunch of my friends, not just to get one free meal. Yeah, I think you would do it for a free buffet. Okay, I can think of one place that you would do it for a free buffet. Okay, I can think of one place that I would drive across town for the buffet and it's

that there's like a $125 seafood buffet outside of Universal Studios. We could have went there. You were gonna buy me a hundred. I said any buffet, I said I will buy you lunch. I didn't name a price. There you go, you lose. Well, I also don't want to pick up a guy and then have to drive him to Universal Studios, so. So you don't let go. What if you said, if you said meet me at that buffet. How would I know that the buffet exists?

I'm not from LA. Universal Studios isn't across town either. Where's Universal Studios? It's on the, it's across the 134, on the 5 and the 134. LA, where he's at, LAX, that's a nightmare. Yeah. Down the 10. All right, I always forget where universal is cuz I've only been there once John wong for 10 I totally understand what videos problem in does veto is low-energy unfocused in alert completely careless and irresponsible Go to the gym and get some discipline in your life and you suck Wow You suck. Oh wow. I'm making it work. Straturgery for five, imagine expecting an informative text messages, but instead you

get a voicemail. Yeah. And you finally listen to it. Chuck Dix in my ass. Yeah. Why did you not send a text that said I need a ride? Whatever. Katie did.

I'm not really getting it. You ignored the text. Why would I keep sending the text? Katie did channels for five. Hey Tony, please move the mic so we can see your face. I tried to do that, but apparently- Proud of you. You look fresh and clean. Hail Dick. Hail CG. Hated its channels for five. Hey Tony, please move the mic so we can see you You look fresh and clean hail dick hail CG. Well, you got it you can lower it But you got to like point it you got to put your fucking mouth on it like we're doing What are you doing? Are you clicking? He's trying to figure out where to put it

Icehawk for a two Tony got a tooth gap the size of Texas. Do you size of Chi town? The size of Texas. Do you? The size of Chi-Town. Yakuman for five. Vito puts the E.T. in buffet because he's a slow, far-eyed, disgusting mutant from the 80s that hangs out with children. That's pretty cool.

And it's in buffet, E and T. Jav City for two. Comic Wear Fat Scammer, it's been three years. Send me your order details so I can send yours last. Hasman again for two. Frog Tony. Mori- I think he wonders why he's getting hated on by people.

Oglovich for two. Make sure to pirate all of Frog Tony's work. I don't agree with that at all. Brian M for five Canadian. Frog Tarded. Johnny Rockford for five says, I pirated the rip of her stuff to make the edited editions.

Lul. Oh, disavow, that's horrible. Dr. Till for five. Question was Gutenberg pirating the Bible when he printed it on his new invention of the press. Was that immoral? I think you mean immoral. Yeah, I think he licensed the Bible.

From who? Jesus? Yeah. From the church. From the church? Did Jesus have a- He probably did tithe. He probably, maybe he did give the church something.

I don't think that Jesus said, I hereby bequeath- I mean I think it's vape wear at that point I think if you tithe to the church then you have like- It's abandon wear Yeah it's abandon wear, I don't think there's any kind of rights to that All those guys who make those cross necklaces, they're not paying reparations to Jesus as his family What about that little shepherd guy, the anime guy that the church did? Lucy, Luke-ay or whatever Oh it's pronounced Luke-ay? I Oh, it's pronounced Luke a I would imagine

It's Luke a I think it's loose loose loose It's Roman. It's Roman. How would the road is for us? Yeah, Lucy pussy Is that a quick sell for two? We're white guys now. We need to blend in Pedro Pitcher for two says a fairy pile is Vito's house on a Saturday night. I wish. And if only I had that number. Michael winning for two. Frog Tony trolling chat by just sitting. Amazing. Oklavich for two. Karn building is a serious big problem. Yes. Thank you Oklavich. You understand. David Gomez for five. They underestimated Latino. Misogyny ran Kamala and we came through for Trump's win You guys do Latino I agree with well as a big Trump guy

I'm just so happy our guys in there kicking ass. I don't know. What do you mean our guy? I'm a rhino. You're a rhino. Well, I support right to exist Rhino get out. I know that's the front here. I'm a big Mitch McConnell head. Where my Connell's at I love the way that guy just gets up there and they're like Where my Mitch is at? Hey Mitch, Mitch what are we doing? What's happening with the party? Eugh Eugh Eugh Love that guy, what a bit

Mike hunt for five and tried streaming instead of piracy but they censored the UK office and removed the Michael Jackson episode of the Simpsons Okay, if I pirate the Michael Jackson episode of the Simpsons, is that bad? Yeah, you don't need it, it's not a necessity What do you mean I need it? Yeah, I need it I need the joy in necessity. What do you mean, I need it? Yeah. I need it. I need the joy in my life. I need it.

Lisa, it's your birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa. I wish you more than your heart's desire in your first kiss from a man. No, not a man. What? She's a little girl. Your first kiss from a boy.

But he's sexualizing it. It would be a man. Your first kiss from a man? She's an eight year old girl. That's how it went in the show. No it did not. I wish you every... I wish you every first kiss from a boy. Are you sure? I'm sure it's boy. It's definitely not man. I bet you... I bet it's man. I'll put 20 bucks on it right now Lisa it's your birthday. Why would it be man your first kiss from a man? That's who kisses you Sweet little song for a little girl. Little girls are being kissed by a boy. She's being kissed by a man. No, she doesn't oh my god. She's reading books about being about whores being kissed by men Well, she did want a princess that one train accrued most moved away the Jewish guy you are molester No, what he was mr. Burr. What was his name? Mr. Brooks? It was Albert Brooks, wasn't it? I don't know he went on a train you ask it You go ask a little girl if she wants to be kissed by a boy or a man and she'll say a man

if she wants to be kissed by a boy or a man, and she'll say a man. First kiss from a man. Simpson's misremembering. Let's see. Mike Hunt for five told us about the Simpsons on Pleasure Five. If Jew sorcery doesn't win biggest problem this week, I'm going to be disappointed. Jew sorcery is not the problem. It's them hiding their powers. That's sorcery.

It's like the eternal living among us. You know, yeah, it's moving in mysterious ways. It's not sorcery. It's like the eternal is living among us. You know? Yeah. It's moving in mysterious ways. It's elemental magic. It is. Mike Hunt for two. What do you think about, Tony, what do you think about public libraries loaning out films? Busted. It's not piracy. It's legal. But that's, the government decided it. What are you talking about? It's the government. Yeah. Right, the government decided to copyright and all that. Alright. So I could loan?

So it's okay for me to loan anything to anybody? Pretty much. Can I just download- can I rip it and then loan it to you? Morally, no. What if I make a pact and I say, listen, I'm gonna send you a digital copy of this movie and I promise not to watch it at the same time you're watching it. Yeah. That's fine. Oh, okay.

Am I the fucking arbiter of everything that's piracy? That's 90,000% of what everyone's doing with piracy, so. Yeah, yeah. 100% of what everyone's doing. I mean, I'm not playing after shit I gave out. I come buckets for five. Can't wait for the free Riley meetup, this Texas trial, for the Texas trial. I booked a motel and got some prostitutes lined up.

Are you going to that? No, I will not be at that. Joseph Reyes for two. Thanks you guys make my long commute bearable. Thank you. Stray beans for three. Bonus episode idea, biggest problem in ripitards. Now, there's some interesting ones.

Tastepop Pete for five, money. Also, Vita is a round individual. Rotund individual. Chris for two, un. Also, Vida is a round individual. Rotund individual. Chris for two, unban me from leaving funny YouTube comments, Vido. If you're leaving a super chat, then you're not banned. Alex Reinhardt for five, missed most of the stream tonight, but just got a raise, so here's money. Congratulations.

SeamShack for two, thanks for the last voice. Summer Swan, Winter Raven for five. Oh man. Hi! Just saying hi to Vido. Keep on keepin' on. Is that a consultant too? Hey, what's in here?