The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 168

Episode Date: December 14, 2024

Bop bop bop bada, quick switch, quick switcheroo like that. Wow. How you doing? Good. It's Christmas time, you know? Yeah, it's all sorts of holidays. Time for miracles. The holiday season, not just our brothers in Christ, but our Jewish brothers as well

and our Kwanzaa lovers, winter solstice. Kwanzaa don't get brothers. Pagans are having a good time. Well, the Kwanzaa got plenty of brothersstice. Kwanzaa don't get brothers. Pagans are having a good time. Well, the Kwanzaa got plenty of brothers, but kind of goes unsaid. Quite a bonus episode. You think? Yeah.

How do you feel about yourself after that? What do you mean? I feel great. You shouldn't. Why? I don't want to spoil it for the people that haven't paid a measly five bucks. You know it should be seven. It should be seven bucks.

You know with inflation, I saw Patreon actually is letting people increase their rates or something. They're letting you? Yeah well because it used to be if you wanted to change the price of a tier, everybody gets knocked off it. you can now you fuck everybody over. Yeah, you can just start charging everybody more without telling them So they're allowed to do that yeah, I can't I can't charge anybody no you could just stick it to everybody I wonder if there's a limit I mean can you just change it to like a hundred dollars for a month? I'm sure the only fans who will find that limit if there is one. Yeah They recently implemented that so it's a time of miracles. Well, you know, there's inflation

We got a you know, the bonus episode should keep Economy it should be at least six dollars at this point Uh, look at this this is ready to blow and get ink everywhere this thing Point is guys you're getting a bargain when you check out the bonus episodes at patreon.com slash biggest problem And we put up a preview of the episode. Oh Really? Yeah, can you change that? No the video on the our YouTube so it's not me Drunkenly asking so wait wait wait wait do you do you do are you aware of that?

I don't hear that every time I change it to the bonus episode so now the bonus episode is the top are you sure yeah? I changed last night. I know what you're saying. It's like an AA meeting every time I love this fucking page Oh, it's gone. Yo cuz I think we're live and maybe it changes. Oh, yeah, okay It was us talking about the merchandise is is that what you see at the top? Yeah, I changed it. So now it promos the winter bonus episode. Which you thought would be bad. Wait, what?

And now everyone's saying... Oh yeah, true. And now everyone's saying one of the best bonus episodes. Perhaps the best bonus episode. I just can't believe that story you told the sliding story I had to keep that paywall so I didn't clip that but uh I did a mean thing as a kid what here's the thing I know beyond me I know you did mean shit as a kid we never hear the mean dick you were you were probably a bully like that like a little bit of a jerk but not not like

not this pathological like thing and a gang that you're a part of What's kind of like a gang? Crushing well, you know what I got away from the gang. So I Did you got scared? That was my initiation ritual the horrible thing. Oh, yeah on winners day All right. Are you ready? Yeah, let's do that the only miracle that you can think of I got another one I guess the miracle of December 13 The miracle of December. I don't know if I call it a great chickening is upon us now Eric July's great chickening

You can be happy that he lost right yeah I thought it was nonsense oh well what I of course let's I mean what I thought it was nonsense yeah I did you guys are trying to make this into a thing and I don't know what you want into a thing no fucking idea that a Guy lost a totally retarded loss like it's very interesting and that no and Vicky and all the retards I sure that I was going to jail biggest things on the universe Biggest problem. Things from the universe! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sore winners! That fucking Killjoy's! That's my problem! I'm not being a Killjoy! I just- Why does this got anything to do with me? You're fucking throwing a big party when Eric releases new shorts, but he has a devastating court loss! And you're like,

Who even cares? I mean, it doesn't matter. So he got his cop friends to try to ruin a guy's life I mean I mean it just ended the way I thought it would it ended the way I said it would end so oh Man, you are the king of taking your ball and going home You were the guys who are like oh my god Eric John is gonna have to testify in court and we're gonna use court case blah blah blah I'm like I don't think that's gonna happen. I know nothing's gonna happen. Yeah, that's what I thought I don't think that's gonna happen. Oh, nah. Nothing's gonna happen.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Man. I don't know what to do with it. Why are you trying to make me- It's just like stumped. Just like world-class stumping. Well, cause I am stumped! Yeah. You got stumped in your brain, and you never recovered.

I guess I just don't find it that interesting. Tell us more about Superkiller. Well, I find Superkiller very interesting. Did you and Frog Tony make fun of Camelot's comic enough? No, we made fun of his campaign page because it was a disaster. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. I found that very interesting. I'm interested in crowdfunding. Yeah.

From no self-checkout lanes to pets causing ball pain by Graham Isn't that you find that interesting or you is that boring? I don't know what you want me to do Like go deep down and say man. I fucked up on what part I don't know any part find one thing Okay, one thing guys. I can't believe it Ericulli is totally blown out that a stupid court case got dismissed. That's like- Oh my god! Unbelievable. I can't believe the huge W's being stacked today. I don't know what you want, man. I told you. Yeah, I said it was gonna- Deep down and go, oh yeah, I fucked that up. I said it's gonna get tossed out and it got tossed out. Well, you know, hey This happens. What am I supposed to legal system man? I don't find it's like it's just dumb

It is pretty dumb. So anyway, here's some lunch boxes. Yeah, yeah, you can come spin my wheel of old consoles. I Don't know get hyped up for that. I think you guys overhyped it and it made it not interesting to me. It's just like This is if you looked up but hurt in an ass hurt dictionary like what what about this situation? What do you think I thought Eric July would be the biggest loser in this I wanted Riley to go to jail Yes, okay. Why on this spite no, I don't give a shit On this? Spite. No, I don't give a shit. Why do we ever put anything Riley on this show?

It's always unfunny. Health insurance. It's not interesting. Because of you. Health insurance claim denials one. Yeah, so it just drags the show down. It's fucking awful. Because of you.

Because you're like, oh my god, this thing Riley did is really funny. I go, yeah, that's really funny. No, the thing that happened to Eric is really funny. He's got huge scissors. I'm like, oh, that's a good goof He's gonna shave him. Oh, wow I can't put like I tried to sell it and there's certain point I said you got ass blasted cuz you got made fun of I didn't get made fun of

What would you call it? I don't know a fucking weirdo like Yelling on the phone Mm-hmm and his fucking girlfriend being all mad that the only thing she can do in life is piss on shit for money so I'm sorry that you're too Keep trying to inject themselves into a genuine comedy podcast Keep trying to inject themselves into a genuine comedy podcast Oh yeah And that I can't feed them anymore A guy loses a giant fucking court case that he's been crowing about for months

A giant court case These fuckers have been crowing about this shit for months He hasn't said anything about it Eric hasn't Months Eric hasn't Months Eric has not said shit about this case

Crowing about this shit for months, tossed out by a judge Oh my god dude You're the only one that doesn't think it's funny You don't think that's odd? I just don't find it interesting. I'm tired of trying to sell these awful bits. Nothing Riley does is funny in any way. A judge did this, not Riley. Okay, a judge tossed out a stupid complaint. Yeah, a guy that said he was getting cyber harassed into being afraid. And if Eric Joy was on the record going, yeah, and that guy's going to jail or whatever else, but he said nothing about it. That three-hour conversation you had with Nick Reketa that everybody was talking about it was hilarious. Remember that? Yeah. This is the result of that.

Total embarrassment for Eric, but because Riley's involved, you are no selling it to a painful degree. I don't know what to say about it. I know! I told you what to say! a painful degree. I don't know what to say about it. I know! I told you what to say! Okay, so I should say that Eric Jalai was wrong. No, I said to look deep down and see how you were wrong. What was I wrong about? That this isn't funny. Okay. Eric Jalai, embarrassing himself in front of thousands of people and crying to the police. But we're already covering all that. It's like just all the same fucking ground over and over again You want to talk about stuttering John did this week like at a certain point you're better than You're better podcasters than Carl is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying you're saying Carl is stale

You're saying Carl is boring and stale to you I would say, I would say, Carl is the only one who does it right? The problem is that everybody hijacked it from Carl and made it not interesting. It was fine when Carl. So Carl's doing not interesting stuff to you? No, I wish only Carl was doing it. I just, I really want to be clear on who you think you're better than, and Carl is one of those people.

No, I don't. I like when Carl does it, and I used to watch WATP and I watched the Stuttering John place from him. So what did you mean when you said, what did you mean when you said, do you wanna talk about Stuttering John? I meant that there's a whole bunch of other people doing it. Yes, other people doing it.

Oh, okay. Okay. Why would that make sense? Because it means... Because Carl's known for picking on Stuttering John. Sure. So why when you say you want to talk about Stuttering John would I think about anyone else but Carl?

That's fine, but I understand... Why? Okay, so like in the same way that me and you started going at Eric July and it was kind of fun and Comical at first. Yeah, and then everybody jumped aboard it and turned it into this like retarded spectacle to the point where I don't know They're just criticizing me over like Nonsense. You wanted to bring in his guide for young boy shoppers last week. Yeah, cause that's funny. Okay, why is that funny? Cuz it's trying to sell him trying Him trying to sell the RIP-verse as being for little kids, like that's fucking funny.

Why? I don't think it's funny. Oh, I think it's funnier than like, I don't know. He's made more comics than you. That's true. Why is it funny? What do you mean? I don't understand why it's funny. I mean, it's boring.

I find it funny. Like, you're bringing stuff in. I mean, he's trying to sell comics. Right. Why is that funny? I don't know, man. Why do you's trying to sell comics. Right. Why is that funny? I don't know man Why do you need me to comment on Riley? Why I was commenting on Riley, right? I was actually I was commenting on Eric

Right his case got tossed his case got to cyber bullying is not a crime, right? But you're directing it at me. You're saying oh, you think that's funny out. I don't know why I'm blown out I just how are you blown out. I don't know why I'm blown out. I just don't you blown out I don't know Eric is blown out Eric's blown out. Okay embarrassing for him. It's embarrassing for Eric. I agree Lack of self-checkout lanes, I find the comic book stuff interesting. That's the real I really hate comic books at this point, right? Like I'm so sick of them and I think artists should do them and nobody else. It's become so tedious and like transparent that nobody doing it knows what they're doing,

aside from the artists and the old pros, that it should just be totally left alone. It's just sniping. Like, it's just people bickering and sniping at each other over typos. And none of the stories are worth anything. Well, no, there's some- I mean, none of them. Except for the pros. Except for the guys who know what they're doing.

No, there's- Everything else is total shit. There's indie guys who are making good stuff. Who made it professionally. No, not necessarily. Blood in the Sword campaign. I don't know what that is. Guy Richard Embry and obviously Frog Tony's comic is gonna knock it out of the park. Oh

Now you're friends with him. I love frog. I always liked frog Tony I have to send me those texts about frog Tony leaking your IP No, I didn't ever say somebody promoting something that was not about frog Tony Okay, you don't even read my texts. I don't I know Each one is more worthless than the last. Anyway, congratulations to Riley. For not going to jail. For not going to jail.

Over making fun of someone online. Yeah, which had zero percent chance of happening. And I guess Eric Jalai doesn't have to testify, even though everybody was telling me about how Eric Jalai has to testify, and then how I was also going to get sued See if Riley gets sued that means I'm gonna or whatever Is that nulls take on it? That was Frog Tony remember he came on here I don't know what's next is you and dick are gonna get a dragon into court. Oh, man

All right, a rarity made my dress at the gunshot made me laugh so fun Oh, yeah, everyone hated your constant interrupting of my my gunshot bit Yeah, I know I really fucked that up for some reason well cuz you tried to ruin the bit as a joke But the right was good. I Yeah, I guess I completely misread that bit Mmm. I think you read it. You just wanted to ruin it. No, I don't want your own joke I thought the joke would be that I'm upset by it Yeah, oh, but I guess I was too upset by it

Hmm onion desu thought the problem of veto wanting to co-host the dick show is a funny bit But only as he kept dragging it on I realized how badly he wants it. Yeah, I think he was kidding Legacy veto Ashley bad, but deserved it getting nervous about a sound effect. Yeah Vito do you think AI stands for AI love eating food? I really screwed up that bit. What? Well, I don't think I explained like the I you know The problem is you can't talk about killing people on YouTube because you'll lose your YouTube account Yeah, so I think that about Ashley Babbit. I think that didn't come across. She's already dead So you can say whatever you want. Okay, okay. Like we can talk about- What about Susan Wojcicki's kid?

I think you can make fun of that for sure. You just can't insinuate that you're gonna cause future violence. Okay. Yeah. So you weren't joking at all. You really wanted to stop the bit. No, I didn't want to stop- whatever. I don't know, man. No frog-toning this episode. What the hell from High Wind. Zwick, I never expected Dick to drink Z is why it gone biggest problem the universe would here

We are those guys were fun who came in which guys the Polish people. Yeah, they were really nice Bad that I didn't ask them if they wanted to be on the mic at all because they were nice people We didn't need them on the mic. Yeah, I know Yeah, I just always remember is cuz I remember Howard Stern used to have people in studio and You know as guests and be like, oh, where are you from? What? I don't know pleasantries I guess it's not interesting at all. No, not at all. No big Z on the topic of no masturbating in jail prison It really depends on where you're put prisons and jails in different states counties or federal are totally different Basically like telling basically like different countries in a way.

When I did time, there was no rule against beating off, but one was expected to have some common sense etiquette about it and not beat off in the presence of others. See this guy's like was like being an apologetic, like I saw other people being like, well were they masturbating in front of female guards? And I'm like, who cares? This they're fucking right. They're trapped in a cell. Um, don't do it while your celly was in the pod with you don't make a mess etc

If you got caught doing any of the above you'd get your ass whooped by whoever It's whomever you disrespected by doing it in their presence of and it was a hack CEO You'd probably get an infraction and lose commissary phone privileges or something, but the hacks aren't gonna spray you down or beat your ass for it They'll just tell you to cut it out and put you down for an infraction there might be prisons where they do treat it as an assault I've never heard of it personally but like I said they're all vastly different so there you go well I can understand if your cellmate sees you like jacking off on the floor and he's got to walk around on that floor he'd be like hey man with

prison shoes yeah and be like yeah don't do that or I'm gonna kick your ass. Mr. Bank says ping in a key. I don't want to spoil the bonus episode. Oh, you're right. You gotta leave that comment on the bonus episode. Hiya sock kite says on the biggest problem you're talking about the KKK market. It used to be a thing in Finland. Oh, and then he sent a picture of a KKK Mart in Finland. That's nice. Diego Vito is like a Stephen King bully. Yeah tarball winter problems from Californians Yeah winter problems from Californians talking about dragging sleds uphill and the basement freezing over classic, California problems In Massachusetts, there's plenty of winter stuff growing up in Massachusetts. Yeah, I talk about Massachusetts.

There's plenty of winter stuff I thought about. Oh, they're from California! Oh, they're from California! It doesn't snow anywhere in California. Nobody from California is anywhere else, you fucking retard. It's your personality. Not liking California and pointing at California,

like an episode of Dora the Explorer, when anybody talks about California, you fucking nailed it. Thanks for the comment. That's a good problem is the people who go, oh, spoken like a true Californian, and they're like, bro. I'm talking about Arizona, where I grew up. Right, I like talking about Massachusetts. They'll say that.

Oh, you only say that because you're from California. I'm like, I'm not from California. I'm in California currently. CC, I grew up in the same area as Vito, and I love hearing your stories about life in Western Mass. I've been telling people for years about the KFC sponsored Kwanzaa display, too I nearly shit when I'm found that article. I'm not the only person to notice this it's gonna be everybody probably I don't think everybody looked at the brochure though because most people just drive through

I was the idiot kid in the back of the car being like I wonder who made these lights Yeah, but it's like Kwanzaa, so you're like, I don't know what the fuck Kwanzaa is I'm gonna go look it up. Maybe I'll learn something about it. Yeah, let's see what these idiots wrote about Kwanzaa That's my comments. All right. Well, I have a very exciting segment. I call vote it up. Okay, how about this one? Let's see. I think we did this one. Yeah. Okay, how about this one? Please go and just vote it. Vote it up. I think we did this one. Okay, how about this one? Please go and just vote it. I think we did that one too.

These are so bad. Get all Iraq and nail it every time. Okay, how about this one? Voted up or shut it. You cut corn, big fat whore. Me and those cat done left Took all the reason I was votin' for

You better not chuck No dicks in my ass As I go to vote once more Vote it up, you cook Biggest problem I show Oh my god, it's perfect. It's a perfect amount of time. Thank you.

Important parts. Except you didn't put your name on the file. So I guess you blew it. That's how you screw it up. All right, what do you got? Guys, from episode 48. Wait, I fucked this up. Episode 48 was the problem of not

supporting black businesses. I think this wasn't Eric July related problem I think I think it's it. I mean, there's nothing funny about it. I lie Everyone started doing it and then no it was funny when we did it. It really was I Still think it's funny when we do it, but I don't really think it's any of it was funny He's just a guy trying to make comics He's just an illiterate guy trying to make things that you read funny about that really is tragic What happened is such a good bit? I don't know how we I don't know how we think you have to admit that you're wrong

Okay, you have to look inside yourself and acknowledge that I'm 100% wrong And I just want to go back to make it fun Eric July. That's all I want It brings me great joy Yeah, it's bringing every right now Ethan Vance Guyver is doing a show and they're all fucking laughing their ass off about Eric July I know go everybody Ethan Vance Guyver's trash cast is on right now And he's celebrate we're all celebrating because it's fucking hilarious. I agree. It's really funny, and I'm glad that more comedic The writing in superkiller will be better than this stuff right?

It'll be better killer sucks. It's just a terrible comic. Nobody wants it. What a good podcast positive vibes we bring Dick Walmart the world's largest retailer says was problem not supporting black businesses I think Tony from hack the Movies brought this up famously. Oh. Said you gotta support the black man. But one retailer who will not be supporting the black man is Walmart, which is currently rolling back its diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, which were begun in mid 2020. Okay.

I don't know if you've seen this trend where- They're done with that shit. For some reason, Black Lives Matter showed up and every company in America was like, oh, we love black people. We're going to have all these black programs, whatever else. Let's get them a job and then they can come in and talk about themselves. Their favorite thing. And then Trump got elected and all of a sudden they're like, ah, we can get rid of that now.

I don't need that anymore. Previously, because of their initiatives established in 2020, they would base their supplier contracts in part on diversity. Okay. So let's say you're a farmer and you want to supply eggs to the Walmart Corporation. They're going to go, well, are these white eggs or black eggs? Right. And you'd go, well, they're white eggs.

And they go, we're really looking for some of those black eggs. Yeah unfortunately for various let's see Diverse companies were defined as those at least 51% own managing controlled by racial and ethnic minorities women veterans Members of the LGBTQ plus community or people with disabilities. Well, that's on the way out Yeah, now you're just gonna have to, I guess, provide the best possible prices or be useful to the Walmart corporation.

So that's not supporting black businesses, Dick. Okay, yeah, good, get rid of them. Get rid of, what do you think about all this DEI going away? We'll see. It's still around though. Well the black activists are. Yeah. So they'll get a rename themselves. But they're taking a lot of L's. They're taking a lot of L's. I don't... like you know how many... you know how many conferences government employees have to go to about black people? But are they

still doing that? Yes, and now the conferences. The government's probably not getting rid of it. It's just like businesses. I don't know. Now the conferences center around how they can keep having DEI programs. So now the conferences center around how we can keep having these conferences and seminars.

Right. They go to. They don't know if anybody does anything anymore. They just go listen to black people complain about it the people who get those jobs like lecturing all the white people in the room About like well listen, you know, and it's always the same like thing where it's like don't ask me about my hair That's my hair. Don't touch my hair. I got it It's like how many times you have to hear that before you go. Okay, I won't ask about your fucking hair. Hell no Yeah, I don't know like what all this, like they had, Walmart had a hundred million dollar

fucking foundation for black equity and then overnight they just go, we don't have that anymore. And like what was it doing? You can just get rid of it in a day? I don't know. What did it do? What did it do for the last four years? Because I don't feel like black people have been elevated at all.

They're just kind of in the same place they've always been. Are they going to go on unemployment? All the DEI people? Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're all getting wiped off the face of the earth. Yeah, we'll see. It'll be nice. I don't, I actually don't know what happens to those people because, well, they'll just become what they were supposed to be, which is poor. Okay? They're going to be, you know, you see all these like- They pick avocados.

You ever see the activists who like, didn't make it into the activist circle, so they have to be like, don't forget, you can give me 20 bucks on Kofi so I can keep my lights on. Yeah. And I can just lecture you about white people on Twitter. We're gonna have way more of those guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, fuck them. I guess, yeah. It's gonna be an interesting change. I was thinking today, I'm like, how come nobody's- There won't be enough suffering. Nobody's really done a documentary about like, Black Lives Matter was like the one chance. Like everybody, every corporation on earth was like, black people, we're here for you. And then they put like psychopaths in charge to build mansions with all the money they

were getting from corporations and all the corporation what else would they do? What does it mean for Apple to be like yeah, we love black people like all right Well, they because they are you're making the speakerphone louder, or what's the like? What is that translated to? They pledge like a bunch of money like maybe you could have like I don't know more college scholarships That's what we need the problem is I can't think every black person should get into every Ivy League school Instead of just some instead of just some of them getting into one year where they only let black people into Harvard just one year Which like this is the black man. That would be the better way. They lost the lawsuit or they would have done that

It should be like one year only black guys next year only Asians next year only white people just cycle through it It's like oh you go to college miss it. No. I'm waiting for I'm waiting for the white year at Yale Yeah, right now. It's black year. Just and then nobody can complain cuz like well at least they're cycling through it I don't know what they're gonna do. They're gonna have to delete all the DEI shit from their Brains resumes. Yeah, no, obviously not their not that I don't remember what they did before DEI Like I don't remember what like people or who black people in the 90s black activists. Like what did they do exactly? Black people in general. I know what black people are doing Black activists were doing because there was only Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

Yeah, and there wasn't like I know off the top of my head I really got duped by them. Al Sharpton ended up being like a terrible person Well, yeah, he always was. Did you see today that the the black lady accused What was it Duke lacrosse of? Lied. Violent or raping her. She's like, yeah, you know, I made all that up What are you gonna do? I didn't know she was black. I didn't know she was black. I think I might have known she was black, but I was reminded she was black. I mean, a lacrosse team raped a black woman? That's the story they ran with? Okay. But that's how, you know that's how Al Sharpton got his start. With that? With a rape case. Not that one. Not that one. It was a lady who was found in

an alleyway she didn't come home and her parents were like where were you and she's like got raped and then she's like look they scrawled the n-word on me in feces and they're like yeah but why'd they do it backwards like because it turned out she had written it on herself. You know? Yeah, perfect. That'll do it. Ta-da! I think she did it on Mirrors, so it was like backwards or something. And that was Al Sharpton's like first big case, and he still owes the white guy he accused

of doing it like 20 million dollars. Still? Yeah, he lost a lawsuit and the guy just had never been able to collect. He's like, dude, you accused me of raping that girl. I did not even fucking know that girl They'll be around we can't get rid of all this DEI shit. Well you be nice You saw the guy you gotta get it out of schools though We got to get a lot of stuff out of the school well we gotta get to we gotta get them out of the school Yeah, we gotta get yeah, we gotta get kids out of schools to schools are

Just shut all the pedophiles in there. I thought we already did I thought that's the problem Yeah, we gotta get kids out of schools too. The schools are, uh, just shut them down. Let's just get all the pedophiles in there. I thought we already did. I thought that's the problem. Only pedophiles. Yeah, then you don't want to send your kids there? Yeah. All right, I got a second voted up for you.

This is from all the way back in episode 12. It's the problem of Columbus hate. Oh, yeah. These are the people who hate on Christopher Columbus, brave explorer, found America. Talked about how he could take all the natives he found, slaves, in like a day with 12 muskets, I think was the famous quote. But here's the thing, Dick. There's one group you're not allowed to hate on ever, right? The Jews.

So what if I- I think that- I think Kamas undid that, to be honest. Trying to undo it, but there's still a little bit of a stigma. It's not smiled upon. What if I told you that new DNA evidence shows that Christopher Columbus may have been Jewish? Famous Catholic explorer. I guess I would believe that. Christopher Columbus.

How Jewish? Pretty Jewish. Famed explorer Christopher Columbus was likely Spanish and Jewish according to a new genetic study conducted by Spanish scientists. They believe the explorer, whose expedition across the Atlantic

changed the course of world history, was possibly born in Western Europe, the city of Valencia, and may have been a Sephardic Jew I believe that even mean I always hear Sephardic. No, I was hoping you would know Been watching my Nick Fuentes specific branch of Judaism I think it's specific brand of Jew branch Sephardic. Yeah Sephardic it sounds

I mean it sounds I don't want to like I'm not saying anything about it But it sounds like a little bit kind of crummy Sounds bad Sofa I think that they're hiding something in it. Yeah, it does sound like a bit of marketing They believe he concealed his Jewish identity converting to Catholicism to escape religious persecution They didn't love the Jews at the time. At the hands of Jews. No, no, at the hands of the Catholics. Wait a minute! A Jewish guy pretending to be Catholic to get out of being persecuted? Now I've heard everything! It was a little different back then. They didn't want to nail him to a dreidel? Is that what you didn't want? He wanted to escape from that, yes. Oh. Although I will say some scientists have questioned the...

Apparently it's interesting because they have Columbus's remains. Okay. Like they kept them. What? Like his skeleton? Yeah, like it's just his bones. But... What do they do with them?

I don't know. They're just like... Where? I think they're just lying in a church somewhere. And it's just like, that's Columbus's bones. How many of those have they got? Well got well that yeah, that's the question It's like is it actually his bones, but apparently they found like his descendants And they tested their DNA against the bones and like well same bone DNA

It's not how they would talk oh his this that was the scientists. Yeah, the scientists were saying that That's the free dopey side Well we got a new report here anyway guys Columbus hate may now be the next time you see somebody say Columbus was a Colonizer go hey, that's anti-semitic. Oh, yeah Who owned the ships? The Queen the Dutch the Dutch? Oh, the Queen No, they might have been

There might have been some bankers and financiers Yeah, they might have been paying the mortgage I don't know That's it, that's voted out Voted up or shut up You cuck or bang fan whore You're a one-me You beat his candle and left and took all the reasons I was voting for.

You better not chuck no dicks in my ass as I go to vote once more. Voted up, you cuck. Biggest problem I've shown. You know Vicky verse, I'm just about to celebrate. Uhhhhhh You know Vicky verse, right? She was very- She's an idiot, right? So it's funny when bad stuff happens to her, right? It's funny when people are wrong, yeah. God damn it.

Noel! Yeah, that's funny! Like yeah, I agree- Okay. Noel's funny that he got- that he's an idiot! If you focus on all the people who said Riley was going to prison, yes Then I start to get it. And they said I'm going to I'm going to prison. Right. No saying I'm gonna suffer from this Okay, I understand that. This idiot's saying I'm gonna suffer cuz some idiots doing a costume shit at a bar You know how fucking dumb that is? So just say that instead

It's like you were on Twitter and you go, oh Vito's so blown out by this. Oh That's what you're upset about. I'm like Why am I blown out? How am I blown out? You said you said like oh Vito can't even celebrate. That's true. I Can well that's true, but I can find it fun. Okay, it's complicated, but I can find it funny. What did I say? Vito can't even celebrate. I can't wait to hear this cope and then I did yeah, and it was right people being people It's not cope. It's me look I would never say that phrase. It's not like I don't know me and Riley seem to have kind of patched it up. I thought

And then I'm talking about every time I patch things up with Riley his stupid fucking She goes how can I make this about me And then Riley feels the need to defend that fucking yapping whore and it goes on forever man This should be a joyous day. Yeah, it was a joyous day when me and me and frog Tony made up We were friends again and mint goes. Oh my god. I can't believe what's happening And now she's mad at frog Tony who gives a shit because it's fucking annoying Why cuz why is she obsessed over anything that I carry me I cuz I want cuz now frog Tony is like She was supposed to draw a fucking cover for his comic book. Who fucking cares?

You're the one who says you care and then I try to actually talk about it. I said it's funny cause Noel and Vicky were wrong and look dumb. That's my- that's my premise. Okay, the point was, I've tried to avoid talking about it because I have nothing but horrible things to say about this stupid piss drinking whore. Okay? So out of respect to her, I've tried to avoid talking about what an untalentless cunt she is. But I can't! You're forcing me to come in here and say what a fucking insufferable bitch that little retard is. Alright, so there you go. You finally got it out of me.

I was trying to be nice. I was trying to god. It's not trying to be nice I was trying to go. I don't want to say anything. I'm I get you're right. I fucking hate this one She's the most idiotic Instead you're beating up on poor Carl who never did anything up on Carl. I'm just saying uh I Was trying to not have to say anything because the only things I have to say So if this is what you actually wanted congratulations, well yeah, okay, I mean I Just want to say he's an awesome. I didn want you to say... I just want you to give your opinion. I think it's hilarious.

She's a great news babe, I heard. Is that what you heard? Yeah, I heard she came on and she really knocked it out of the park. I heard it was one of the best dick show appearances ever. See, now you're smiling because you're being honest about things. It was one of the best dick show appearances ever. See now you're smiling because you're being honest about things. Well, I- Look, I know that you- I feel like these people matter to you, so I was trying not to be awful to them, you know?

What do you mean? I don't care about, um, words. Like, I don't think that they mean anything. It's just like, people say stuff and it's like, oh, okay. Alright. It's the like people say stuff and it's like, oh, okay. All right. It's the wider community, okay? I know some people in the wider community like this retarded girl who pees on shit for money, okay?

And I get it and that's fine. And I'm sure she's very good at pissing on shit for money. Do you mean things or shit? I think she pisses on like rocks and trees. Okay, so things. Yeah, things. Yeah, not shit. Yeah, things. Yeah, not shit. Yeah, sure.

Birds piss on shit. She's probably not pissing on shit. But she is just an ins- Unless it's a pissing on shit area. If you're, if it's, the pissing on shit is designated to an area where it's okay, where it's acceptable to piss on shit. And you're not grossed out by it, right? All I know is this dumb bitch tried to ruin my relationship with Frog Tony

And she got all in his head and they came in here, and he was all hot Cuz this this horrible whore Fucked with him. Don't you see how this is funnier than what you're doing? And now That Frog Tony has come to his senses and he said, Oh my god, Vito is my truest friend. Uh huh. She's been pissing and shitting all over herself for a fucking week. She's going to Camelot crying about Frog Tony.

She's going to EVS crying about Frog Tony. Yeah. Yeah. And trying to make Camelot hate me. Meanwhile, she's actually the reason me and Camelot are friends again. So thank you for that, Mintzal. I didn't know this would- this is such a sore subject for you. I wouldn't have brought it up. You don't know what's- you don't see what's going on, okay?

All you see is this manic pixie piss piss girl. Ooh, I just float around and I make- ooh, I made the poster, make oh I made the poster look I made the poster Oh, I'm so helpful and artistic and fun. Oh, I just look at all my fun movie reviews. Oh, and you just see Yeah, basically Natalie Portman and fucking Garden State except. She needs a bigger helmet Yeah, and you go. Oh, well. She's just like a fun little you know artistic whatever crit. No She's a spiteful whore, and I hope she dies And you would have thought it was funny if her boyfriend went to jail right? Nah, I don't think so. I don't believe that.

It wouldn't have been funny. It'd be hilarious if people went to jail No, I don't want Riley to go to jail. I don't want anybody to go to jail. That's not what I said. Alright. Would it be funny? Would it be funny if Riley went to jail? Well actually I think it would be good for his rap career. So it would be funny in a different way

I think you'd get battle-hardened Okay, I like Riley by the way Riley so Well, I meant the toilet metaphor was supposed to go into this but okay My problem is being loud in a non-loud area. Hmm That I dislike that, yeah. The subway dancer that esteemed a subway dancer what was his name? Jordan Neely?

Jordan Peele. Jordan Neel? Jordan Peele. Jordan Peele? That's not his name. That's the guy who directed it. I wanted to see if I could convince you. He got strangled. I should have went with it. I think I had you. He got strangled by that guy. He got strangled by that should have went with it. I think I had you. He got strangled by that guy. He got strangled by that Roman gladiator, Marine.

And everyone's like, he deserved to live. Our mental health facilities, our mental health, whatever, Shangri-La or whatever they're talking about when they say mental health failed us. We could have helped him. Yeah. No one deserves to die, and I'm like, wait a minute, being loud in a non-loud area should be a capital offense.

Is the very worst thing. It's really bad. If your wife was murdered, well, okay, if your mom was murdered, well, some people might have shitty moms. If you were murdered, but somehow you were still alive to feel the pain of it, the anguish of it, and then someone was shouting in a nonchalant, like in the light, like you were in the morgue or something, and someone was shouting and making noise and singing a song and playing shit on their speaker phone, you would be in a worse mood.

That's how annoying it is when people are being loud in a non-loud area. That's pretty bad. Like the subway. I remember, I mean, I think this did happen to me. I was on an airplane and a woman of unspecified heritage could have been anything. Somalian.

I think she was Jewish, yeah, for sure. Was for some reason. Black Israelite. Playing music without headphones, like just on a plane. And it was like, you're like, what are you doing? What do you think this is? You know, it strikes me as you say this, I've had a whole lifetime of being indoctrinated

about drinking and driving. You know, like even buzz driving is drunk driving, all these commercials and stuff like this. First of all, it hasn't worked at all. Secondly, I've never really encountered a drunk driver. Maybe once or twice I've seen a guy swerving around. I probably don't see them when they're driving around. But I have never seen a PSA about something I have encountered my entire life constantly, which is Stopping loud in a non-loud area. Yeah, you're outside doesn't mean you should be as loud as the cars

Those are machines doing a serving a purpose Just zip it. Well, we had to rely on because the government won't step in We've had to rely on a popular entertainment to spread this message I don't remember. You know if you remember I think it was Star Trek is it Star Trek for the journey home the whales is that the journey home back whales is for Well, what's the one where they're on the bus? That's four. Okay. Yeah, remember Shatner and Nimoy are riding the bus And this was a this was a quaint time when you had to worry about white punks being loud

Oh, yeah, those goddamn Those punk rockers will just get on with a one of those blasters there punk blasters. I believe they call And they'll just be Wagner blaster wearing their yeah blaring Wagner is on there with a full Phony phenomenon or whatever the fuck the horns were called and of course we see you know Nimoy asked him to turn it down he refused and he give me old Vulcan death grip and around the bus Claps for it is that white guy. He just got laid out for being loud. Yeah in a non-loud area Right. Yeah, that's the symbol. That's a symbol that crosses 400 years of society exactly Even Nimoy who's a fully empathic and completely rational goes well

That's not and the most evolved not even that people could be but that's all species could be the Vulcan Realizes non-louder non-light area death has nobody made this comparison yet that like, you know one guy You know uses the Vulcan Death Grip, another guy might grab a guy from behind a jungle. I mean, he was just, he was just being Spock. He was Spocking it up for the rest of the subway. He was helping. Yeah, he was hiding the position of his Vulcan Mind Grip.

That's true, he did the Vulcan thing. And it turned out the reason that guy died, part Klingon. Nobody wants to talk about that. It is, I thought we were all, I guess, you know, I didn't think we were all on the same page, but I think it's time that we get on the same page. Yeah. That being loud in a non-loud area means death.

Well, it's funny, because- Possibly death. You're taking your life in your own hands. Yeah. You know? I started reading some of the stuff from like the people on the train, and I was like, I wonder if they're just overselling it because that guy was so loud.

It's like, were you scared? They're like, yeah, I was scared out of my mind. They sounded like they were terrified. And I'm like, I wonder if that guy was just so loud, and they were just so happy that it was dealt with, that they're like, that guy was going to kill me and everybody on here. And I'm so glad that guy choked him out or whatever.

I've ridden the subway a lot. I used to ride to work every day. Subway there, subway back. I've rode the bus a lot in LA. And there has never been a time where I hear somebody and you know they're being loud, and I don't immediately think, man, I wish someone would do something about this.

And I don't care what, I need it to stop. I need the volume to stop. And it's not putting on my headphones. Yeah, I remember trying, remember I talked about living in a South Central for a while. Oh yeah. I remember trying to explain to my neighbors

what the bass knob is and like where it would be located on their stereo and how if they just turned that down, we would have no problems at all. Cause they're being loud in your area, which is a non-loud area. But it was just the bass. I was like, do you guys, like, does your culture not feel the fact

that the house is shaking right now? Are your teeth not vibrating against each other? It's like a horrific shaking. And I'm like, you can enjoy the music without the, gunga do, gado gado gunga. Yeah, so, and then I kept calling them to turn the bass down and then the cops cops I called it a noise complaint to the cops And then the cops showed up and ended up

It's one of those situations where the cops just show up to be like hey Can you turn your stereo down and somehow it ends with somebody getting arrested? Is that we reason like just like oh, yeah sure we'll turn it down instead right in the middle of a conversation Yeah, someone might get loud for in a non loud You know loud situation I had one neighbor who would blast the same like I think I forget it was like Drake or Beyonce Just blasted on loop out her window So I downloaded an album of spooky Halloween noises and put a giant speaker in my window blasting it back at her.

And you're making it worse. Yeah, it didn't end up, I don't know if it helped, but it felt good. It felt good. That's probably what they're feeling. I gotta be really loud right now on the subway because I'm feeling bad. I'm gonna tell these guys I'm gonna kill them.

Murders soared 60% on New York subways this year. You said murder, sword, and I thought you meant murders with a sword, and I said what the fuck's going on in New York? A sword, okay, sword. Two and a half percent of New York's violent crimes happen on the subway. Man. 2.5%? Yeah. Yeah.

That actually seems low, but I don't know how many people ride the subway. It does seem low, but you don't have a choice when you're on the subway. Yeah, you're trapped in a box. Yeah. Yeah. That actually seems low, but I don't know how many people are riding the subway. It does seem low, but you don't have a choice when you're on the subway. You're trapped in a box. Yeah. It's a good place to victimize someone. It's been a weird reaction to that slaying. You know what else though is if you're in New York subways, you already have an excuse

to be loud. You can be one of those buskers and you can set up with a fucking accordion and whatever. Yeah, you know I'm not a big fan of Maybe heart at least that you go. Okay, at least those guys are in a zone You got to be like hey, are you are you secretly part of the Philharmonic? Yeah, and if they say no you get to bash them on the head with a wine bottle Sometimes buskers are all right

the head with a wine bottle. Sometimes buskers are alright. Some of them are good. Keep it on the platform. Keep it on the platform. And no eye contact. Don't look at me like I have to pay attention to what you're singing about. Right. What are some other examples of being loud in a non-loud area? It triggers your fight or flight response. But how do you feel when people yell at the movie screen? Sometimes it's fun. That's a, you know, okay, so if there's some context that would warrant a being loud, then it's okay. Like when the killer pops up on the door and you go, oh hell nah! Exactly, that's okay. That's scary.

Not oh hell nah, well maybe oh hell nah. But it's scary. I was already scared, oh god I'm glad you said something, right? But if it's like nothing's going on, it's totally different. Well, you know you if you're on the okay public transport in particular Yeah, that's part of your day. You know, you might be you're planning for work or maybe you got something going on Yeah, yeah You don't want to think about somebody else's fucking music. I don't know We got it like yelling we got to We really gotta get through to these people. They should be arguing, like if you murder somebody, you gotta explain yourself, you

know? Everyone's like, what the fuck? You just murdered that guy? You better have a good reason. If you're being loud in a non-loud area, same thing. Well I think you can still prosecute for murder, but maybe there could be like certain riders where it's like, well how loud was the guy being before he got stabbed in the chest? Yo, he was yelling a lot he's yelling

what other people yelling no okay well we're gonna knock five years off yeah don't worry about it okay that's my problem it's like crime of passion be categorized passion man kill my life again he was really loud okay all right I get it I don't know why this isn't sinking in to people like where do we live? This is that's a torture technique. Yeah, you're telling me you can just walk around the subway CIA torturing everyone and that's fine That's obviously that's like a war crime. You can't do that And it has led to like You know you see a lot of those videos online

Again like people on the plane, you know, like being loud and fucking around. My girlfriend was on a trip and she said flying back, some boomer was like melting down because they didn't have ESPN playing on the screen on the plane. What the fuck? Dude.

Was he yelling at people? Yeah, he's like, you guys do this to, she said, he's like, you guys do this to me every time. Not playing ESPN? Sir, this is a non-loud area. Here's my problem, Dick. I was driving recently, recklessly, as I like to do. Talking on my cell phone not wearing my seatbelt and I ended up blowing through a stop sign that's okay yeah

there's nobody around it's the middle of the night it's not it's like who cares there's no other cars yeah but then in my rear-view mirror I see whoop whoop and I'm like ah come the fuck on it's like it was in like a residential neighborhood middle of the night mm-hmm so I pull out, ah, come the fuck on. It was in like a residential neighborhood middle of the night. So I pull over and sign, whatever else. Cop goes, yeah, let me get, and he said, let me get your license and registration. I said, okay, sure.

So I hand over, I have like a little folder that had it in there. And he goes, all right, I'm going. And he comes back and he goes, well, you know, you ran a red light, that could be a tickets or what do they call it? Points on your license, reckless driving or something, whatever.

He goes, but I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm like, okay, so you're gonna let me go, right? And he's like, yeah, yeah. Except for I'm gonna cite you for not presenting proof of insurance. Do you have insurance? I have insurance, yeah. So he's citing you for...

It wasn't in my little folder and I go... He's negotiating with you? And I go, well, you didn't ask for the insurance, you said license and registration. Like, I can get the insurance, I'm pretty sure I have it like in the glove box or something. And he's like, no, you just gotta... You gotta go to the courthouse, you know, and take...

I'm really doing you a favor here. What the fuck? And I'm like saddling me with having to go to the fucking... Go to the courthouse, you know, and take... I'm really doing you a favor here. What the fuck? And I'm like saddling me with having to go to the fucking... Go to the courthouse? Courthouse? To do your job? Yeah, exactly. To give proof of insurance is a favor to me.

Why did you do that? Why did he do that? Yeah, why did he do that? Because he's a dick. I don't fucking know. I'm like, dude, I can just bring it up on my phone. Just give me the ticket. Find my insurance.

Yeah, at that point, whatever. Yeah. So my problem is cops doing you a favor. Oh, yeah. This is cops who always have to lay on you. You know, I really could have been a dick here and fucked around with you, but I'm just going to give you a ticket. And then I think, so you're aware that you are a dick.

Yeah. I think you're just reminding me. I think, you know what it is I think these cops want to think that they're good people, but they're not yeah And they go well as long as I give them a slightly lesser set like just walk away Yeah, like just just go hey man. You blew the red. There's a stop sign there. Just keep it keep an eye out take it Oh cool. Thanks officer And then you know what the other thing you wait for someone else to say hey You're really doing me a favor right someone who's doing a favor doesn't say I'm gonna do you a favor and let's be clear

They wouldn't do me a favor if they like smell weed or something all of a sudden the favor goes out the window The big favor from the cops. Oh man. Like why don't you just leave people alone? Okay I had like a headlight out. Yeah. And they go I'm gonna do you a favor I'm just gonna write you a fix-it ticket. How about you know write a ticket you just tell me. Just tell me to go fix it. Get your headlight fixed. Oh cool I can do that. Yeah I'll just go do that right now. Those fix-it tickets are such a pain in the ass because you just can't get any cop to sign it. Yeah you have to go I had to go to the police station and then they're like oh. Yeah this is in the spot. The can't get any cop to sign it. Yeah, you have to go. I had to go to the police station and then they're like, oh,

yeah, this is the guy. The guy who signs these isn't here right now. Yeah. Or we got to have a cop come out and check your headlight. That's going to be like an hour. And I'm like, why? Come look at my fucking headlight. It's a headlight. Just any of you have eyes. You can see the fucking headlights on. Oh, I'm doing you a favor.

We'll do you a favor. I'll try to find a guy Can I do you a favor somehow dude? I don't want a favor from a guy the only the only favor you can do me is to stop kill kill yourself Is to stop being a cop and go do anything else? Okay, like none of you are able to provide me with a favor Everything you do the fact that you pulled me over is already a fucking annoyance. Okay, now if I hit somebody or I kill somebody, I get it. But you see me blow a stop sign, why don't you just go, ah.

Ah! That's not a favor at all. It's there, he had to rush to do me a favor. He was so eager to do a favor that he had to pull me the fuck over to do me a favor. I got let off of a DUI a long, long, long, long time ago. Yeah. And the cop didn't mention that he was doing me a favor. Wow.

I think he said, here's what I'm going to do. Did he tell you to drive home, or did you have to get out of the car, or what? He told me to drive home. And I was. Shit blasted? Way out of it. Way out of it.

Was this like a townie cop? Like just a- It was a Mexican cop. Oh man. You got lucky. He saw the last name Masterson and he said, Yeah, one of us. One of us. And I was like three blocks away from my house, but I had driven a long way. Did you have a good story at least or what?

I don't think that's a good story and then I met for the cop When the cops like where you been where'd you you know? Oh officer? I had one one drink at my girlfriend's house. I had two drinks with their buckets. She only lives a block for me Well, you didn't tell him. Oh, dude. I've been pounding shit all night. I mean it was obvious And then the next day I woke up and some woman had driven through the parking gate in our apartment complex You thought it was you? No, cuz I remember I remember getting home Yeah, I remembered everything but then I woke up the next day and this stupid chick had driven it

So it was like a giant like 90 degrees Yeah sliding parking gate, and I remember I'm through it the whole thing like she just drove crumpled inward I think she hit it and then panicked and then floored it. Yeah, you know classic And bent it in half and I remember thinking oh man. I didn't I'm the worst Better than you yeah, I did was drive a little drunk. You actually caused property damage. In fact, if that cop hadn't fucked with me, I wouldn't even have been known. Exactly. Nothing would have happened.

Well, I think that cop genuinely might have done you a bit of a favor, but still. How about all the cops that pull you over and pull women over to try to date them? Is that a thing? That's like their number one way of getting pussy. Dude, they're shameless. Yeah. How you doing? Oh, how you doing?

Driving a little fast there. Driving a little fast. What do you got in here? Are you married? Shameless. I always hate it. They're the cops that work at those teen centers. Yeah.

And have sex with the teens. You know what I hate the most about when you get pulled over is the cop thinking he gets to take his flashlight and just like look at what's in your car. And I'm like, I feel like that should be against the rules. I feel like whatever's in my car is my business. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, oh, what's so low?

Oh, you got a couple of... Yeah, the car's going too fast to see. So that's a reasonable expectation of privacy. There's no... You can't tint your windows What do you think you're gonna find like a lady tied up back there a bunch of fucking guns like yeah? They're just looking for like a baggie of weeds so they can fuck with you. They just like looking at stuff Yeah, I know I'm like well You ever get like pulled over and it's like two cops and one cops talk to you well the other ones like

Why you looking at my stuff like looking at all your stuff. Look at that, huh? Like why you looking at my stuff? Stop looking at my stuff None of that has anything to do with you. They should have to when cops are not like doing Stopping crimes. They should have to sit in their car and do Lot and do like play video games. Yeah to occupy their time so they don't run license plates. Cops are such shitbags Remember that time I almost killed a cop? I didn't tell this part of the story. So it was like again they actually shut down the street so there's a bunch of cops on the street right? So they've got me in cuffs and they start going through the back of my car and in the back of my car I had these fake like blunt samurai swords that I used in like a thing I filmed

Oh, they don't like that and they cops start pulling them out and they in there going. Oh you got an illegal weapon, buddy You're going to jail for a long time and I went those are movie props you fucking pig and they're like, oh gee whiz go Yeah, and I'm like dude, that's all cops do all day long is like just fantasize about fucking with people Yeah, like you're gonna got me in cuffs and go. Oh look at your swords. Oh, you're going to jail with your swords Yeah, like they're not even sharp you fuck they're like made out of plastic and fucking nylon or some shit How did you almost kill him? I almost uh, you know Cuz I was just driving real fast the one the one I got arrested for the one everybody says I beat Oh, what did you do?

There was a street that was like closed off, but they hadn't marked it yet. Like they hadn't put up cones or anything. So I go to like turn onto it. And as I'm turning onto it, a cop's like, whoa bro, this street's closed down. He like slams on the hood of my, like he hits the hood of my car.

And then I'm like, oh, okay, I guess I'll just drive up and turn around. And then like all these cops are like, get out of the car, get out of my car. And then I'm like, oh, okay, I guess I'll just drive up and turn around. And then like all these cops are like, get out of the car, get out of the car! I'm like, what the fuck? And then the cop who slapped the hood of my car, they're like, you just hit that guy. You just hit a cop with your car.

I'm like, no way! That's what you got arrested for? Yeah! What city was that in? That's why they, that was what, like Vallejo or whatever? Cause that was- Here. Yeah. Yeah, sorry Yeah, that was so that was uh What do you call it? They said it was the heat the assault with a deadly weapon remember?

Yeah, yeah And that was them trying to say I tried to hit a cop with my car I'm like dude you guys didn't block up the fucking street and again the cop goes no dude you like hit my arm, bro I'm like you reached out to slap the hood of the car So anyway, I tried to kill that fucking cop and unfortunately you got a court for that No, it just got thrown out immediately because the judge was like what happened? No, it's funny when that you tried to kill me It's funny when that happens when stuff goes to court and the judge will throw it out right away. Yeah

There is cuz somebody on one side is all gassed up, right? Yes. Alright, the people are gassed up. I get that. I think the problem is that people are accusing me of being gassed up, but I have never been gassed up. What do you mean? I think people are like,

Oh, you want Riley to go to jail? You wanted this to go badly for him. And I'm like, No! I said he was gonna get off. I mean, everybody kinda wants Riley to go to jail. I don't think Riley needs to go to jail you wanted this to go badly for him And I'm like no I said he was gonna get off I mean everybody kind of wants Riley to go to jail. I don't think Riley needs to go to jail I don't want him to go. I don't want him to go to jail I also do not everybody like wants to see something bad happen to someone you know that's just the way the world is Now if his girlfriend breaks her fucking neck

What if a bird shit on him? What if he was looking up What if he was looking up at a racket, at Elon Musk's racket and he had his mouth open and a bird shit right in his mouth? I mean, I've learned why he's gone insane is that he's saddled with this fucking bitch You have so many problems with women Dude, she drove Frog Tony off the deep end She made him crazy Oh wow, does she have any gas left I don't know and I go I think

she poisoned Riley she made him crazy how could how could she know You know Tony makeup she runs to Camelot like he's Camelot I'm gonna do fan art from the comic I can't believe frog Tony and veto made fun of your comic. I'm your new best friend I can't believe you guys were making fun of his comic We such a nice guy. Yeah, I've been DMing with him and he said hey Thanks for telling me everything is wrong with my campaign And if you go check his campaign page, it kind of looks like somebody

might have polished it up a little bit. Oh wow. So you're really a king maker. I gave him some ideas. I said, Camelot, you got a great campaign here. I think you gotta tighten it up a little bit and would you look at that? It's tightened up a little bit.

He's about like a guy that's driving? Yeah, it's a fast driving guy. Like a Knight Rider? No, more like a, it's like a NASCAR thing. It's a hillbilly Knight Rider. Ghost Rider, think of Ghost Rider, I would say. Oh, so he's from hell? He's making a deal with some sort of dark,

look, I don't know the plot. Satan? But it seems like Satan, he talks about hell, there something some sort of dark my understanding is a guy like computers a racer on the edge of his hell yeah I think he makes a deal with the devil to win NASCAR races does the car talk horribly wrong I'm assumed the car doesn't talk you gotta have the card why not you gotta show the connection between the racer and the race car. That's a good comic. Well, I can just say that Vito Givaldi endorses Camelot's Ride and Die, now available on Indiegogo.

You guys are like competing for Camelot's affection. Yeah, except I won. HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I had a video, all we did was we looked at the campaign page which was kind of fucked up I was like bro. This is a bad campaign page, but then we fixed it all right. He fixed it With a little bit a little bit insight from crowdfunding mastermind vetoed just Walde so yeah helped him out a little Are you gonna help him produce the comic? No, that's good. He's got to get it out. Yeah Super killers looking good

Okay speaking of looking good here's my Here's my problem. Let me see if I could find these motherfuckers. Oh No, you got really got blasted with this one. Oh, I think the immediacy of this It's like it's almost like the devil himself showed up to poison you with their to taunt you because you've been in the same week you go I want to do a trailer parks boys podcast and your ongoing crusade I think it's off I don't know if I get full I can't enjoy trailer park boys anymore you're not gonna do the podcast anymore cuz they now have these delightful for those of you listening to the audio podcast The trailer park boys have made these delightful plush toys, which I can't wait to own them all

You got Julie well, you can't just buy one you can buy none. No, you gotta buy them all what are you gonna? Do you can't get bubbles without Julian? You can't have Ricky without bubbles. So do you like Funko pops? No, how are these different than Funko pops? They're like kind of like have a little bit. They're different. They're all exactly the same. Oh, they're not Look at the bow blacks one over there. How is the bow black? I mean, they're probably in the same Chinese factory How many different ways can you make a giant head? The bow black saw has his hands hanging out like this. These guys do too. Do they? I don't know. Look at this. Well this company. Plushies. Plushies is my problem. Let's see. Is it exactly the same as the bo-blacks plushie? Come on. Of course it's the same. Nah the hands are a little different. What do you think one Chinese guy's like I want to make the I want to make those I'll make my own

I won't copy it at all. It's so weird to look at the Boblacks plushie, because I still think it looks absolutely nothing like Boblacks at all. No, it doesn't. Does Boblacks have a beard? It has like a little shitty one. I don't know. Anyway, so I don't want this. So what's your problem? Plushies. Why? Look at them. They're cool. They're gross.

They're like Funko pops but like you can't wash them you can't stand them on anything like what the fuck you don't like me that's not a plushie that's a stuffed animal that's a Kermit stuffed animal that's different because it's like it looks like a Kermit like it's not like a big It's not a fucking fun. That's like a That one looks like the fucking character these all are exactly the fucking same look, but they got different eyebrows Same eyebrows here different hair. It's a fucking Funko pop It's a Funko pop for people who are not popular enough to have Funko pops. That's it. I think they're adorable. They're delightful to hold

You know you can they each have a character on to their own The problem with the Funko pops is they do all look exactly the same the plushies look exactly the same These look great let me look up a description of Funko pops These look great. Let me look up a description of Funko Pops. Funko Pops. I want to see if they sound any different. Funko Pop collectibles are, OK, of our thing, our figures of characters.

Rear it to AI overview. No, I'm reading the human one. I don't want to contribute to someone losing their job. From pop culture, movies, and real life. Same, right? Same. They're unique and immediately recognizable due to their signature oversized heads.

Right? You mean the heads are in proportion? Oversized heads. If they made stuffed animal Funko Pops, what would they look like? Funko Pops have a very, but look, that's like oversized head right there. It's not going to a tiny little body. If they could make those bodies smaller they would. Yeah, let me pull that down. They're stapled in there. Yeah, that's not happening.

I think that plush toys, look we all had stuffed animals as a kid, okay, but we were stuck with like bears and I don't know. Nothing else. And they said what if your favorite characters could be represented as a cute cuddly little buddy just but they're like Funko pops for I don't know why I don't know why they're just they're not exactly the same I have a bunch of cool plush toys I got like that Mega Man robot you do yeah does it look like Mega Man is it look like a Funko Bob no it looks like the little yellow-headed robots from the Mega Man games. Okay, that's fine. Yeah

Why's that fine? That's not a plushie. Is it the robot? Because it looks like a thing. Yeah. These fucking things are all cut identical Slap a different hair on it. So here you go, dummy You ever see the little plush toys I have hanging up in my mirror in my car Those are cool. You have plush toys hanging up in your man. I have a little Oscar and Ray What's that toys from the hit anime series neon Genesis? Evangelion, okay. Here's here's where these goddamn plushies are coming from Probably custom plug wait. I had a good one

I mean I could look up my Chinese supplier who right now are making the veto plushies are coming from. Probably. Custom plush, wait, I had a good one. I mean, I could look up my Chinese supplier, who right now are making the Vito plush toys. Have you seen those? I'd finally put in the order, so those will be coming very soon. Ah, does it look like that? But with the little Vito thing?

Yeah. With the little Vito hat? Yeah. It's a little different. What does it look like? The eyes are different on the Vito plush. Oh, are they like little dots? I should have brought- yeah, they're little dots. I should have brought in a picture. It looks fun. Um, this- I need a new keyboard. I've destroyed this thing.

Yes, you have. It's all fucked up. My plushies. Something like that. What do you think about Build-A-Bear? You like Build-A-Bear? Uh, no. Why would I like that? Because you can build all sorts of things It's too expensive. I can tell it's expensive. I haven't even looked at the price You know Build-A-Bear profits are soaring and I can't think of a reason why I'm like, how is Build-A-Bear still like a viable business?

It's soaring? Yeah, like Build-A-Bear stock is going through the roof for some reason How? They're in the most expensive real estate in I have no idea, but people love plushies Build a like you are on the wrong side of this apparently Well, I checked I was like there's no way build a bear is killing it They're like no build a bear is killing it everybody wants to build a fucking bear Okay, see this yeah see this picture of my plushie. Yeah that

That's what a stuffed animal should be doing. What? What do you notice about this picture? It's pedophilic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH? Cause cause there's a child with a stuffed Oh, okay. Stuffed animals. Alright. Little kids and children. Not, not gross grown up men with like a plushie of Mr. Medicker. Did Mr. Medicker make a plushie? I don't know. I don't think so. He should.

He should. He should not. I don't want him to. So when I make the Dick Masjid's plushie. I don't want that shit. I'll sue you. I'm just gonna, but if I don't call it Dick Masjid and I just call it Dick and it's just a guy with cool long hair. You already said you're gonna do gonna do that. I'm sure I'll sue you based on that

I'll call him Rick then it'll be parody. I call him Rick Dastrosyn Guys the Rick Dastrosyn plush are coming. It's gonna be limited edition. Nah, you can't get the glasses, right? I don't look like that that bow black shit glasses. Yeah, I don't know. Where you supposed to keep these goddamn things You get a tell you put suction cups on it like the Garfield ones. You know are that's fair It is true that I got addicted to those crane games Remember we went to that one arcade the big arcade all the crane games and shit. Yeah, you were pumping out some I was going some wins. I was getting some wins. What'd you win big stuffed dinosaur thing some Dragon Ball figures? But then I end up just throwing them all in my garage

So I have no room for any like you had a box like full of I don't know toys and trash No, no at the at the arcade when you were using the machine I had the box full of the other collector's cards that you get from a marble carnival Yeah, I don't know what it was. There were cards? Yeah, so... They were like plastic though. Yeah, so there's some games that they give you tickets, but they also spit out these

cards. Yeah. And you can either take the cards to the counter to get 50 tickets, or you can try to collect the full set of like 10 cards. And you almost have it. And it's worth like a thousand tickets. So you gotta save your cards. How come you're not into crypto?

I don't know. You gotta give this shit up and just get on Solanas. Cause I'm into stacks! The stacks are going nuts! Mame coins are better. I told everybody to buy Soundhound. You gotta get burgers.art tomorrow! Get some fucking burger coin! Are you a part of this? Oh baby! I'ma be gobblin'

up them burgers tomorrow! Did you see. You know ladies are going for a fortune I wish I had a m'lady so why did we never buy m'lady's we could have just bought one They were how much were they like a hundred bucks when they minted probably like when they minted they were like hundred bucks I don't know probably less than that. Uh, I got some oikakis, but I really wish I had a m'lady When are my flirks coming back? Oh, he cocky's but I really wish I had a m'lady. When are my flirks coming back? You can sell those. Yeah, they're not going for a lot though, but they're the artists timeless and Yeah, cool. I still have flirks and my Shawnees are going through well now that Shawn's gone the Shawnees are gonna be real They're gonna be heating up

I mean, I think I'm gonna re let everybody like remit ones remit them so they can look different. Oh cool Like the ones you don't like Yeah, man, if everyone has been following my crypto like scams. Yeah, they have made a mint Really they had to get on Solana to mint those when Solana was worth like eight bucks and now it's like a hundred and eighty Something like that. So you think they have some money on that chain? Yeah, they just had it on there be worth like, you know, I don't know, 500 bucks. Yeah, I don't think I ever did any Solana. Chain Link's doing good.

You gotta be in it to win it. Chain Link's doing, uh, I wish I had bought more Chain Link at the bottom. Me too. Fucking Bancor took all my Chain Link. Half of it. Fucking assholes. Well, that's no fun. Alright. Anyway, plushies are great

I was gonna say I have a Hulk Hogan wrestle buddy. What do you think about that? Yeah, because they all they were different looking no they were all the exact same shape But that was the thing for those guys. Yeah, that was a little buddies. That was cool. All right this universal shape shape I Designed that shape for my plush toy All right this universal shape Shape I Designed that shape for my plush toy Come on I did what did you design I drew the smaller tits I drew it from the front and the back of the sides that I drew every angle of it

But it looks exactly the same as the bow blocks. No bow blocks one isn't sitting down is it? Does that matter? Mine's sitting, mine you can put it down on a thing and have it sit. I mean I copied ones I knew, but it's still my specific shape. It's the most extractive, the plushie. It's the most extractive value from the audience for what is essentially like camp, like Tinder. No, you can do way worse. Plushies are like-

What can you do that's worse than this? I don't know, like a comic book. Nah, you're supposed to that plushies like can you do that's worse than this? I don't know like a like a comic book Nah, you supposed to be able to read that at least you can imagine what a comic book would be yeah with a plushy You can't imagine that just like I'm trying to think what the biggest grip like a dog toy audience. You know yeah T-shirts that's the worst you gotta have a t-shirt Why do you gotta have a t-shirt you gotta wear a t-shirt over your body?? You got to wear a t-shirt over your body better than having like just blank t-shirt Yeah, but everybody's got a fucking t-shirt. You're supposed to get rid of them and get Alright my turn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is my other problem? Oh

Okay, I had to get rid of mine and do a different one. I see the other day. I always got a story I Like story problems second problem. Yeah. Yeah the other the other day. I'm uh, I'm in the park in line of the grocery store And I see one of those guys Loud guys no, no, no, this is one of those rare rarities guy with no legs On a skateboard none legs at skateboard. None legs at all? No legs at all, just an upper torso. Or whatever. I don't think he had a butt.

Yeah, yeah. And he was scooting along on his skateboard. And I watched him get into a car. What? And I think he could drive his own car or whatever. With his mouth, like the oblongs? I don't know. No, he could, well, yeah, I don't know how he, like, does the, maybe he's got like a button to hit the accelerator or something.

Maybe he's got another guy in there that's just feet. Yeah, maybe. And then I realized I was just staring at this guy and thinking about what his life might be like and like, And is it better than yours? What he's gone through. And I realized man I know you're not like supposed to stare at disabled people but every time I see

like a midget or like a guy with a fucked-up face or guys like hands missing how do you look away and that's my problem is not looking at disabled people it's impossible you see somebody with a deformity and there's something about your like experience of having legs where you go, Oh man, what's that like? Not having legs. That's crazy. Yeah. I want to see how you get in that car. Yeah. I really want to see. I want to know how you drive it. I want to ask you all sorts of questions, but I obviously I'm not going to because I'm sure you've dealt with that your whole life or like, you know, remember when we saw that Army guy, that black Army guy who makes TikToks?

Oh my God. That looks like the red skull. Oh, yeah. And I go, no wonder is TikToks blowing up. I mean, look at this fucking guy. I gotta see that, man. I gotta see him drink with his tongue. And then some guys, let's be clear,

Ricky Berwick figures out, everybody wants to look at me because of my fucked up condition. Come on! Ricky Berwick's whole thing is like look at all this shit I can do is a like little crippled gremlin and you're like, that's awesome. Look at that. He's funny a funny guy Yeah, all right, but the problem is it is rude to stare and it's kind of diminishing It's like, oh, you know, you don't you want you want to be able to be like I guess but no like a Handicap person's never told me that.

So I kind of just... Someone who's not handicapped has told me that, which makes me think, I don't know if they care. But then I started to think about, well, what if I was handicapped? I probably wouldn't enjoy people constantly looking at me like a spectacle, you know? They already do that because I'm the size of a whale, but I already have some of that. But imagine if I was super fat and like my leg fell off I don't yeah stare at me but your kids when I was on that when I was on that motorized scooter

I think I got some stairs without a plane when you're coming down the aisle or people like I might get an eye roll or two. I Keep to myself people pull away Yeah, cuz they're scared that you're going to take up all the room. Oh, that's, you know what? It does benefit me. I do end up, I do for some reason end up not having anyone sitting next to me. I think the guy who has the ticket next to me goes, shit, shit, shit, shit.

He starts scanning to find another row. But yeah, I mean, I guess like morally I go, I would be cool if I just think of them as a totally normal person. You gotta like find, set up in a way where you can stare at them without them and they can't accidentally see you. Then you're like, ah yes, all right.

How are you working that skateboard? Oh, you're using that stick like a paddle. Yeah. Okay. And then, well then, cool. Cause he's wearing like a long shirt, they're like covered, I'm like, what's down there? Yeah, yeah, and then well then cool cuz he's wearing like a long shirt. They're like covered. I'm like what's down there Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, does it just end in like a little hole that he poops out of And there's you also could stare at a dog like skateboarding all day

Yeah, yeah, let me see how this dog's doing that but then a purse old guy with no legs I'm a bad guy. I'm probably not supposed to stare at that guy, but I'm so curious And I should put a QR code on them on them so you can learn their whole life story without having to give them money Give them money. Also, there's cool videos of them doing stuff. Yeah learn more about them Yeah, what about the show about the two-headed lady? You know this conjoined twin? Well see, okay, you're right like freaks have always been a thing like the freak show What happened to the freak show? That was good! They have to call it something else, they can't call it a freak show.

They have to like- Call it a celebration of human uniqueness. Yeah, you- don't you wanna know how we live our life? Oh, look at that unique! Look at that fucking unique! Did they both suck the guy's dick? It's a unique show. Uh, those conjoined twins, uh... They were all the rage. Now they're gone. What the hell?

I don't know. Maybe we just abort the shit out of them now. I think it used to be... No, I mean that two girls or one conjoined twin. I thought, didn't they try to separate some of them and they died or something? Yeah, that happens. Yeah. Well now we don't get as many freaks because you can like scan the baby in the womb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Get rid of it. And then I saw a post today that was like, oh my baby was born with this disease that means it's going to die in like six months. So you know, help us celebrate her life or whatever. And I'm like, oh, this feels fucking weird, man. So you gave birth to it just knowing it was going to die so you could make TikToks about it. Oh, man. Good for you, I guess.

It's making the staring problem worse because it's titillating that I can't stare at the disabled people. I can't look at them. I wouldn't notice, but now I feel bad. I'm like, oh, man, now I got to sneak a peek. And now, because of the way the law is going, I'm worried that there's going to be a freak show and a guy's just gonna fucking

strangle them before I get to stare at them long enough take a good look yeah what law well if that you know now that it's okay to to kill people kill people as we've established a killing having a mental health crisis yeah I have to hope that these these you know the freaks out there. What the fuck are they talking about? I don't know you wait. Did you hear? Did you hear that that guy's going to the baseball game with JD Vance and Trump who okay the guy who's trying Yeah, Penny is nice. I'm like dude. They're really taking a they're really a taking a stand here I mean you already had what the fucking mayor in New York going yeah that guy did was based

That was awesome cool. Is that the black guy? Yeah the black guy Eric? Garner I think Eric Garner he's going to the baseball game with JD Vance I think they said there he's gonna be in Trump's booth I don't know if Trump's gonna be there that'd be fun to go to a game with Trump Vance. Oh probably making jokes like Gonna be there that'd be fun to go to a game of trump vance. Oh probably making jokes like Maybe I'll have a dream can talking about like playing baseball the whole time like uh Maybe I'll invite you to play powers Trump get this guy out of here star with him. I think he just talked about assassinating you Come on Trump. I think you could get in with Trump

Come on Trump. I think you could get in with Trump No If I'm too much like you would hate me Mar-a-Lago you could be down there You see Milo ripping on Alex died did he said his show is unwatchable. Oh, he just has like his loser friends and Whatever on Believe he said that Milo had some hard truths for I love I love what's his name, Alec Stein, but... That's rough to hear from a guy like Milo. He needs a... Alec Stein needs to hire somebody

to be writing sketches for him. He should hire you. I agree. I sent him a couple ideas at once. I forget what they were. But we're done. I don't know, some trans shit. Ah, they love that.

They love that stuff. You know what he should have done is he should have organized a drag queen reading hour, but he's the drag queen, and just see how long it goes for. You gotta do some Bruno stunts, man. You gotta do some Ali G. Yeah.

Or at. He's just getting blaze money, I guess. He's in a unique situation to do that stuff, you know Alex yeah to do those kind of stunts, but the blaze doesn't want that do they well That's what I don't know like the blaze is yeah, they probably don't I think the blaze has yelled at him for trying to be Funny. Yeah blazes like retarded He got well he got in trouble I think he got in trouble remember he went to the RNC and he like interrupted Kenk Ungers fucking interviews or something Yeah, I remember that yeah, I was like cheeky and stupid and you got thrown out

But apparently it was like a big problem, and it's like who cares hi the whole like that whole he just Is probably on a leash well here's the problem though It's like no one else is gonna fund that shit. Like the fucking Republicans are like, and the conservatives, they only fund dog shit. Like the fact that Alex Stein actually got fucking any backing is like a miracle and he should ride it for as long as he can. Because those guys are like, they think what's funny is Mr.

Burcham. Well Milo disagreed or whatever I Think I think I think Alex Stein we know is on a leash. I think that's part of the problem You don't have be known as a guy on a leash. I mean how much is that? I would be I would be known as a guy on a leash for whatever he's getting like six figures at the blaze I'm sure Whenever people say that means show. Yeah. Yeah, I know Well, it means above one. Like 101.

I'm saying. No, it could be like 120, 140. Who knows? He's got a producer. He's got a studio. I wouldn't want to give that up. He's trying to see what he- And his producer hates him or something like that?

Oh, I don't know about that. I've talked to his producer on Twitter. I love that guy. What's his name? Fuck, I forget. Uh-uh. Okay. Biggest problem, best show. out because he also he got you people he brought on that What's the guy he brought on Eric July remember that he brought on doc Lucre breaker of Larry?

Yeah, you know that guy yeah fuck him yeah, so they came to me before the show And they're like hey, I know you've talked shit about Dom Lucre like what's the worst shit He ever did I'm like oh, so I gave him a whole list to like ambush him with It's pretty good. How did he handle it? He was like what the fuck you bringing that up for I'm just trying to break narratives And they're like yeah, but you just lie and shit. Oh is that why you had narrative breaker on your Twitter? Yeah, I was making fun of him. I always wondered that dude I don't understand how people didn't get that. It always says Dom Lucret, breaker of narratives. I never see Dom Lucret anything.

Which is fucking retarded and I said, Vito, breaker of narratives. I was ripping on that guy. But everybody was just like, why do you think you're a breaker of narratives Vito? That's what I thought, why does he think he's a breaker of narratives? Yeah, I really, I guess the apparent- That's like bad neighbors. I guess I thought everybody- Is that you? No, it's him! That's a good point. The Sensen's them! That's a good point.

That's a good point. I guess I just thought everybody sees that fucking guy, but maybe I'm the only one who sees him. Cause you're on like politics all day. He posted a video of a little girl in like Libya or something who like her village just got bombed and aid workers are like

X-Ranger to make sure like her bones aren't broken. And he went, this is how they harvest adrenochrome from kids and you're like, bro Ah, that's fucking crazy It's like they're about to cut out all her organs to give it to the Clintons Ah And you're like those aid workers are genuinely trying to help a little girl and you're accusing them of harvesting her organs What the fuck is wrong with you? Who cares? You're always on about this shit like

That's fucking nuts dude That that who gives a shit just lying It's just a bunch of lies who cares There you got some liars. They got some liars Who gives a shit? It's just like so sad that it's like a nice It's like a video of like a positive like oh my god. Can you believe these doctors are giving their time? Yeah, they have mental illness they're gonna rape that girl and take all her organs and you're like all right never mind everything's everything's a conspiracy

doing the job is enough for them they don't need a bunch of accolades from everybody everything's a conspiracy okay alex stein started the eric july feud by the way i know tony from hack the movies takes the credit but it was alex stein how did alex Alex Stein start it? Because he brought me on his show and he forced me to talk about Eric July,

so I just was like, all right, and then I just talked a bunch of shit and said Eric July's a big dummy and his fucking comic sucks. And at that point, because that was right when I, That was funny. That was when I was like, all right,

I'm just gonna stop going to Eric July. People are like, please don't. I'm like, all right, all right. But then he confronted me and I'm like alright well I guess I just got to go for it now and then there was no turning back from that point you got to be in or out I'm still in okay the problem is he's releasing a hard-covered Trinity that has gotten complicated for some reason because I criticized the guy and you guys go well you're not, well, you're not criticizing him correctly.

You're not criticizing him enough. There's certain things I find. You criticize from a position of, I'm also elevating myself while I'm denigrating you. And we come at it like we're only denigrating you and even we're going to make ourselves look even worse if it makes you look worse. I understand that. I come at it, and I always came at it as a guy who's very interested in the comic industry and business. Okay?

I'm sorry, that's what I find interesting. All right? That's always been. When I talk about Star Wars and shit, I'm like, why are they building the Star Wars Hotel? From a business perspective? It makes no sense Why are you re-releasing Yaira, Isom, and Alpha Core? No, Isom number one.

Which are T.I. Isom. Now it's called Isom number one. Not Cole Isom anymore. Did you see that? Why are you re-releasing these comics which you've been selling for five dollars to try and get rid of them as an $80 compendium? Like how does that make any business sense whatsoever? So you're right, maybe I get hung up on the minutiae, like not even minutiae, I get hung up on the business aspect. Cause all of this seems insane to me.

But you know why? It's cause his fans are retards and they'll just buy shit. But how are they such retards that they go, like who is left to purchase this? You really don't know how dumb Eric Jalai's fans are. Like, they're like, there's something wrong with them. Like, here's an example of what they do. They sit on a stream and talk to each other at length about how someone would find out if they fucked around with them. Like, that's their idea of conversation, is talking about how they would hurt someone

if that person were to step to them, which is, it's like totally preposterous, poor, low class, low IQ, unloved trash conversation, and that's all they do. I guess I'm just so confused because it's like his biggest supporters are five guys in various basements scattered throughout the country, and I just see those same five guys constantly talking about how much Eric Shalai is killing it. And I'm like, is there, and then I'm like, but those five guys aren't the only ones buying the comics. Where are the other people?

Are they just like too dumb to use a computer? Like what's happening? Yeah, they're emailing, email lists from the blaze. I guess. Yeah. It's the people, someone who wants Alex Stein to not go do provocative things, that's his customer base. I like that Alex Stein guy, but I don't want him to go do- I don't want him to go too far.

Yeah, I want him to sit there and look handsome. I like that. I really like that. Well... Their brain- Glen Beck- Did you see the Saska sisters? ...cried because he wanted to be Jewish. That way he had a whole sermon about how much he wanted to be Jewish. Is Glen Beck even still, does he still do a show?

I never see anything from that guy. It's from hell. He died and he's in hell. Kind of the worst fucking guy ever. Did you see the Soska sisters tweeting about this? And they said they had tears in their eyes. And you're like, why? That was piss.

What about this puts tears in your eyes? It's a fucking reprint of his shitty comics. It's like, look at how far we've come. The RIPA verse trinity. But there's one, two, three, four, five people in it. Yeah. We're excited to bring you the collection. Well, I can't say trilogy because they're not connected in any meaningful way. Yeah.

And it's like also, here's what I was questioning. I'm like, so when Ice-Em 3 three comes out are we gonna get another hardcover? That's just all the ice some stories you gotta buy it for a third time Yeah, and it's how many times you have to buy ice some oh how much money you guys you want to see a guy land? On top of a car the answer is infinite, but it's gonna be like I some I some concluded or something because he can't call it I some cuz in the lawsuit I Lost another court I. ISOM aftermath. Elevate your comic book collection

with these masterfully crafted. With this masterfully crafted hardcover edition. Hardcover edition. Combining epic storytelling with unmatched presentation. What is presentation? What do you mean? Is storytelling already a form of presentation? A book.

The paper. Thanks, yeah. Is gonna be masterful. You know what I'm gonna say, craftsmanship? But again, it's just a hardcover book. Although I did see remastered art is coming. So I think they're gonna erase the elevator door that was just like floating in midair for no reason.

Dude, they're gonna introduce new fuck-ups. I promise you they're gonna change stuff and fuck it up more. So I have always believed that there is just a page missing in ISOM. Oh yeah. Where that guy jumps in the air and then nothing happens and then they land on the ground next to each other and I go are they gonna add the page that's missing where he actually just punches him? Because there has to be something must have had they lunged at each other and then they land next to each other

Is he gonna rewrite my night? Is he gonna go through all my notes and just fix them? I don't I don't know man That wasn't the problem with the story. Well the story there is no Yeah, the problem nothing happens. All right It's about a black guy who goes through his day and then he gets a suit after leaving the hospital And fighting drug dealers for no They're not even drug dealers. You don't ever find out what they do. They're just like jaren gangsters Yeah, they're just generic gangsters. They're in the Empire business. Oh

Gotta shut that down and know what Empire it is though, okay? I'm a fucking big problem. I really hate searching for the expiration date on Package goods or you know food that I have like I hate searching for the expiration date on packaged goods or food that I have. I'm all for the expiration date, but they hide it. It's so hard to find the expiration date on certain products or goods. I have a coffee creamer thing that I looked all over the fucking map on this product to figure out where the expiration date was. It's like a faded ink on the red cap. You could barely see it.

I just wish they'd make it easier to find, like a big circle or a big box. Well, they don't want you to see it because then you won't buy it. Oh, really? Oh, like, yeah. Come on, what are you talking about? That's like when you go to the store

and all the shitty milk's in the front. They don't want you to get that good milk in the back. Well, that's not a purpose I mean, I guess it is on purpose, but they're loading it from the back Yeah, the reason the only reason they load it from the back is because they want to push here There's no because they want to push the shitty milk to the front. It's not easier to load it from the back Yes, it is It's kept in a refrigerated fucking container and you keep your aisle clear for customers if you load it from the back. Yes it is. It's kept in a refrigerated fucking container. And you keep your aisle clear for customers if you load it from the back. Yeah, okay. I can understand that. I'm saying like, pushing it in from the front.

Why would you want to push your about to expire inventory in the back? I've loaded a front freezer before. They exist. I believe you. Okay, plow something? I don't know. Yeah, this is Jared and Coke. The biggest problem in the universe is fucking people who you hire to plow your fucking dirt road so you can go to work in the morning and you get up at 4.30 in the morning

and the fucking road isn't plowed That's it Very I don't file don't fuck yourself. I feel like that's a Californian If I go outside and there's a big pile of leaves I'm like, where's the leaf blower guy I just don't think that's unique to plows. It's like I hired someone to do a job and they didn't do it It's like yeah, that sucks. Yeah, but a plow would be worse because you can't leave your house Yeah, I mean there's a lot of things that could be worse whatever What could be worse than I can't? Fix my toilet and you didn't fix my toilet, so I can't shit that's pretty bad

It's a shit in the toilet shit in the sink Yeah, I could shit in a bag Get out of my house with my shit. I think you you can still get out of the house. Take a shovel. Clear it out. Dick, I know that you were kind of trashing Stanley cups in the last bonus episode. Yeah. You were talking about Stanley cup Americans, but Stanley cups are pretty useful. Because you can like store a lot of like liquid in them.

So if you have a lot of coffee you can drink that there You put a lot of liquid what the family cut was that was that jack up some of these voicemails I'm gonna happen to the niggler. We need that guy. I bring the niggler bag There's a lot of there's a lot of voices about me apparently Let's take a listen Here this one I guess I didn't really think it... I thought... All right, it's a great bit.

You should read more healthcare or whatever. It's a great gunshot. I mean, it's kind of like in the spur of the moment type of thing. I fucked up Dick's bit. I get it. Oh, a prisoner. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito.

This is a real former California prisoner calling in. Two things. One thing about masturbation. Yes, it's against the Title 15. The Title 15 is the code rulebook for the prison system in California. Another thing, I don't remember who on this show

or the Dick Shownzita was on there, but somebody brought up that black people love anime. When I was in Tracy at reception where they hold you before they send you where they're going to send you, one of my friends had a picture of Goku drawn on the wall and somebody shaded him in black. Sort of like a black Goku, because you know black people like anime, which is true.

But my friend thought it'd be funny to put a dialogue box next to Goku that said unemployment level is over 9,000. Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Probably not funny to you guys, but I think it's pretty funny why would it not be funny to Vito how do you know that you knew it when you said it am I becoming Anthony Cumia

today uh, hack the movies you're getting more racister I'm not trying to you like work it into places where at some point, talking about race just kinda naturally becomes racism yeah, well that's become That's the problem though is it's like yeah

Cuz we don't talk cuz we've spent all this time like living in this like we Everyone this fantasy land of like you know the everybody's a scholar and everybody you know Everybody can succeed and whatever else you're like yeah I guess but it also means everybody can fuck up. But we have to pretend that certain groups could never fuck up. And it's like, no, everybody can fuck up. That's what we have to be able to say.

Wait, who was, first of all, who was pretending? And what do you want to say exactly? I feel like a lot of liberalism is just living in fantasy land. Where you're just like. We know that. Yeah, sure. But it's like.

We've been telling you guys that. And I've also been telling my guys that. I've said, guys, look, some of this is some magical thinking bullshit. Uh-huh. I mean, it sounded really good on paper, you know? Where it was like, you know. Not to us.

Just put everybody in college. For some reason, that'll fix everything. You're like, oh, college is good, I guess. Yeah just put everybody in college for some reason that'll fix everything you're like Oh college is good. I guess yeah put them in the Ivy League so they immediately go and run the government Yeah, that'll be great. Why not? Thanks. Thanks a lot look How's their grasp on civics? Oh? I'm trying to what I just I don't know I don't know you're supposed to talk about this Okay, cuz my anecdoteotes about people being loud, yes, it involved people of a certain ethnic persuasion.

And I think of another story of somebody being loud, and I go, all right, I guess that kind of fits the stereotype. And you know, I'm trying to think of like a time an Asian lady was blasting her stereo, and unfortunately it's never happened to me. So I don't have that story to share. Walking around like playing a song. Beeyah!

Yeah. Now I have lots of stories of Asian women driving their cars terribly. I can definitely talk about that experience. But it's not as interesting. No. No. And also they're women, so it's not even.

You can't, it's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. Okay. Let's see. Somebody wants to talk about my promotion, perhaps. Yeah, I just called in. I'm still really pissed off at Vito about suggesting that he could replace Sean on the Dick Show.

It's fucking completely inconceivable. I mean, Vito, why don't you start out with like why you deserve that instead of acting like you saw this promotion coming like explain to everybody why you think you deserve that instead of like your entitlement is baffling, especially when you consider how fucking awesome Sean was. You're not a Sean, dude. Like I'll just say it flat out. You're not a Sean.

So like explain why you think you could even like like like fill his shoes for fucking one episode But like you're again the idea that you would kill it or I don't even know maybe you think you could do a better job You can't I know you can't Proposterous that you think that you like deserve that spot. It's preposterous that you think you could do better I'm like ready to fucking jump through this phone and fucking waterboard you with no Zempik. How about that? If you lose fucking weight and actually come out

with super killer, maybe then you'll have the opportunity to explain that. In fact, you shouldn't even be able to speak on the matter until you lose the fucking weight you said you could shoot at and actually give people what they pay you for, which is super killer. You fucking dumbass. See, you're rubbing everyone the wrong way with your fucking disrespect. I have great respect for what Sean did, obviously, and I would never try to replace Sean.

Ah, here comes the joke. There's no joke, you know. I just, uh, I think we do a great show. Okay. You know, and if we did two great shows You know Johnny can be there it'll be a whole whole gang Dynamic yeah See a lot of people excited for your trailer park boys potential podcast. Yeah, you know Vinny Vinny and hacked the Movies are both mega.

Big fans? Trailer Park Boys fans. The thing that's interesting about it is, again, there's so much extra material to dig into. Like, you could do bonus episodes on just like, you know, the weird like cartoons and whatever else, spinoffs. Well, those would all be another episode. Yeah, I'm saying, you could go on forever.

I just need a producer, and I feel like we need one more, we need one more person. You want four people on it? Yeah, because what if all three of us can't do it? There's something like that. I was gonna say, it kinda makes sense for Trailer Park Boys that it has three central characters, that you'd have the podcast, you'd have three people.

You need a Leahy then. You want me to be Leahy? I could drop in. No, no, no, I wasn't thinking of you at all. Good, you'd have three people. You need a Leahy then. You want me to be Leahy? I could drop in. No, no, no, I wasn't thinking of you at all. Good, because I don't. I wasn't asking or. Don't worry, I don't want to be a part of the show for our boys podcast.

Yeah, I don't know. I like that show, but I do not love that show enough. I really love it. It would be my happiest thing that I did that week if I could do that. I don't think you're gonna. I gotta think about it. All right. Doing it with Tony

would be good. And who else? You said Vinny would do it? Yeah, Vinny's a huge fan. The requirement is you have to have dressed, you have to have gone to Halloween as one of them. Dressed as one of them? Yeah. And we've all done that. Oh really? Who did Tony go as? Julian. Yeah, that makes, that attracts. Okay. All right. Well guys, we're gonna do our super chats Don't forget our new bonus episode of the biggest problem winner is available at patreon.com Slash biggest problem and vote on all the problems at biggest problem dot show You ready I want to get a drink real quick, okay. Oh you knocked over your thing Is it really empty or is it empty?

I'm gonna need to do a swab test I've been told cups are empty when they spill and there's a little bit of drip that comes out And then you can't check well the trip wouldn't do that the drip would come out the straw Well, the drip wouldn't do that. The drip would come out the straw. It's got a lid on it. It's got a lid on it. Ehhhhhhhhh Nothing's coming out of there. Ehhh, maybe. And the only thing left is melted ice. It's just water at that point.

Oh, what a week. Yeah, it's been a long week. It has been. You got any holiday plans? No. I got to uh... I almost got you a holiday present from like a family. From the family? Yeah, well it was going to be for you and the girl and whatever else. Oh.

But then I was like, I probably shouldn't get liquor. No, you should get that. Well, she's pregnant. Well, she doesn't drink anyway. That's what I found out. I didn't know this. I didn't know that she doesn't drink anyway. That's what I found out. I didn't know this. I didn't know that she doesn't drink. So who cares?

I would have drank it all anyway. Maybe I'll give it. It wasn't wine, was it? No, it wasn't. Okay. I might. I wanted to get something you can both enjoy though. She can enjoy watching you drink.

Yeah, sure. I imagine. All right, we're starting. Cardinal Cardinal for five. If you would have said something, if not. imagine. There you go. All right, we're starting. Cardinal Cardinal for five. If not. Says we love Veto. Dick Peninski for 50 wants a round of Veto's Tooty. Oh, thank God. Which is your new.

Tooty. Very exciting. Cameron for two. Did you see Sam Hive scam the fish tank winner? I didn't see this and I don't know what that's about. Have you followed fish tank at all? No. Yeah, I have no idea what's going on. Synthetic Shinobi for two. Thanks for not killing yourselves. For another five, he says the biggest problem in the universe is belly dancing. It gives fat women undeserved confidence. Man, they are. That's so true. Is that still going on? Because that was like a thing like 10 years ago, I thought. I don't know. I only knew of a couple

restaurants who did it, like weird burger restaurants. What? Really? Burger Continental over in Pasadena. I don't know what they're still around.ena? What a lady would come out and belly dance there'd be like a belly dancing hour Where they'd start you know that's the last thing I want to see when I'm eating a cheeseburger Are you kidding well it also wasn't a cheeseburger place. It was like a restaurant. They just called it burger continental It always annoyed everything about it was annoying sell a burger not they did but that wasn't that was mostly a Mediterranean place, obviously Jesus Christ Synthetic for another two says vetoes my best friend That's nice right Ely and friends for two says I appreciate veto and diamond G for two says veto is mid

Brits man for five I get a chuckle about how uncomfortable dick gets when veto asked him about his peepee Regarding it being snipped or not. Why so shy big boy? I don't know. I'm circumcised. I don't know why that would be. Yeah, but I remembered I think I asked on a recent show. I was probably just goofing around. I think we were goofing. Black Crimson for Five Australian. Thanks for not killing yourselves. Hypitude for Five. I demand you apologize for super chats. This is an actionable threat Hippie terrorists for two says veto is exactly equal to Johnny and we love them both equally Why are you changing that? Well, he said veto is better than Johnny. Why would you change that? I would never Say anything of the sort I

Like Johnny how's Johnny he doesn't like me apparently detailing island for five euros is veto is sound Turkey sandwich for five says fellas Please sign up for the patreon so you can hear the winter bonus episode and he then says she's just Christ Yeah, I don't think it was that bad. It's so nuts what you're doing to those kids. I did it once to one kid I don't believe that and that kid was racist apparently, so it retroactively made it okay. J-Rob detailing for five euros, that bonus episode. Had me in tears.

Cheers boys. Thank you J-Rob. Spider eternal for two. Plushies are just soft Funko pops and you know it. I know it's more crap. I like it. Bigger crap for more price. It's a rare collectible the same price

I'm to cut hey those bo black splashes are gonna be worth a mint someday those are rare Fonda Cox for five is scream It's if squeezing lime juice on my bunghole and rimming it with salt is wrong. I don't want to be right Huh, and that's attributed to me as a quote apparently Lou Scott says I think that's called a rimmerita. Cardinal Cardinal for five says I've been wearing my special edition veto pins 24-7 since getting them. Now my girlfriend is mad and I can't wear them to bed. Any tips on handling jealous girlfriends? Get rid of her. Dick do you have the special edition of veto

pins? I don't think so actually. That a merchandise. I should have gave you a set. Mike Hunt for five, did you know Die Hard's a Christmas movie? Eee, I saw that. That was one of those Twitter promotes topics now, and it's like, here's what everyone's talking about. And it was like, is Die Hard a Christmas movie? And I'm like, well, I hate AI, because now it finds the most annoying trends and forces them

to the front of my feet. I don't know how you could be I don't know how you could exist at In 2024 and know what diehard is and still think you have something to offer in this totally retarded back and forth of Isn't it Christmas movies? It happens on Christmas Yeah, great. That's fucking great man Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie. Hey start that rumor who cares shit lips for two congrats on baby being a dad hauls ass Thanks, so Terjari for 10 I want to know how veto used to make someone grow up into a racist just to impress the Fonz

Join the patreon watch the winter bonus episode today. Everyone's talking about it was not that big a deal I just told some fun childhood stories. It was a really fucked up thing. Some guy sent me a message and he's like, I was dying laughing. I'm like, oh, like the sled bit? He's like, no, the part where you made fun of the kids who got molested by their dad. I said, oh, I forgot about that. I forgot about that too. That was the ultimate way to win a childhood argument. It is. You suck at Smash Brothers, your dad molested you.

Fuck. Diamond G for 250. Riley is a patriot. Eagle on the eagle and Vito is oink. That malware for two. The Max Cool. The Max Cool is in the studio. Johnny Rico for 10.

The biggest problem in the universe is tomatoes on sandwich sandwich They throw off the moisture levels of the sandwich No one wants to bite into their turkey sandwich and have a tomato water spewing out the sides a good point gross no You fuck you tomatoes are fantastic tomatoes most of the tomatoes you get are not good. That's true Johnny rocket for five veto told me in DMS that freed Riley fest will be at his house come on by Having the free rocket for, mint human trafficking victim, seduced the judge. Maybe she did. Diamond G for two, Vito.

Maybe she peed on him until he let Riley go. Vito Loki sidekick with that Luigi hat. Wahoo, wahoo. Pigeon for 10, down with the right wing charlatan. Strategic for five, imagine Dick setting up an excellent Eric July story and toss it to Vito to spike it. But when the ball's in the air, Vito chucked Dicks in my ass imagine now smell it for five. Oh Please more Eric July conversations Cameron for two the wettest blanket veto Jack

Oh, I never know where we're at now Rockstar pretend everything Riley does is unfunny says the man who's vociferously been defending Mr.. Girl on Twitter all week. I said- I tweeted one thing about Mr. Girl this week. You think Clone High is funny? You said Looney Tunes wasn't funny! Yeah. Okay. I guess Elvis had no rhythm. What's next?

I think some of the really old Looney Tunes stuff was okay. But like, did you watch the trailer for the new Looney Tunes thing? The new stuff sucks. But it sucked for so long that it's like the amount of new Looney Tunes stuff eclipses the amount of old Looney Tunes stuff. Well yeah. There's now more shitty Looney Tunes stuff than there is good Looney Tunes stuff. Nah, but Looney Tunes is like 60, like whenever they first made the first run and ended in

the 90s. That's Looney Tunes. All the way up until the 90s? Well that's when they like stopped, that's when they started innovating on it. And it's like, nah, this is actually- Okay, but that means we have 30 years of shitty Looney Tunes. But they only made it, I think, for like a decade and then they just replayed it over and over again. Yeah, I mean, like, if you want to say like the classic ones- And yes, that does mean we have 30 years of shitty Looney Tunes. Yeah, well, that's kind of the problem is when I think of

the Looney Tunes now, I think of like, not laughing at all. There's been so much bad- But why? Because there's been so much bad Looney Tunes. But it's just like, it's not real Looney- it's just crap. But I don't understand it, it's like they keep bringing it back and I'm like, clearly whatever magic existed at one point is no longer there.

Like, and I know you still own these characters, but why don't you treat them like Mickey Mouse where you just put them on fucking T-shirts and stop trying to make them into lovable characters again What do you mean? Why because they got a sell shit Nothing left to say like any joke that has been milked out of that franchise is done Daffy Duck goes Blah blah blah and porcupine goes good good good good good good and like that's the whole thing and Bugs Bunny's kind of snarky Oh, he's a stinker like like so you did think the original Looney Tunes was funny like I'm trying to remember like yeah some of it

Are you sure about that? I can't I can't I can't remember the doors the big thing that looked like a toon Yeah, I like that the Roadrunner It's funny cuz somebody posted the the Bugs Bunny shooting Indians, and I went see that's really funny But they're not allowed to show that anymore. Do you know that? Yeah, I know that clip. Ha ha. Chungus is not original Looney Tunes. Yes it is. Well the picture of it But he wasn't called Chungus. Yeah, but he turned into that to mock Elmer Fudd. Yeah, okay That's that's not funny. Look I get like there's some classic comedy writing there But then it's a lot of like Abbott and Costello Who's on first shit like are you really laughing your ass off?

So Abbott and Costello weren't funny? Is that what you're saying? It's aged a little bit. It's aged a little bit, right? No Who's on first is not tickling me A pie in someone's face. Is that not funny? You have to think about that! A pie in someone's face is pretty good.

No matter what hilarious I'm thinking about you remember the Detroiters episode where he keeps waiting for the clown to do anything Like that was really good you have like a pie in the face looney tunes turns into like hyper focused on on today life experience Detroiters

Do you see that connection? I just think the pie in the like if you just hit a guy with a pie in the face No, I'm not getting a lot out of that like a lady and she's like well I never and then a pie hits it right in the face. I mean you describing it is funny. I don't know man You saw based Armenian for two victory party for rally tomorrow This is exactly what you didn't want right people joking about it. Nah I don't give a shit anymore. Okay go ahead. So Tergory for two, shit sorry nobody wants that Viet's and Dick's.

Dominic for two, this is oinking out again. Based retired for five Riley being unfunny, callers, outers represent. Yeah. Frog Tony for two, this is great day for our legal system. Huge Eric July L. Thank you, Frog Tony. I love Frog Tony. Lorenzo Areola for two. I have a gambling problem. Help me, please.

You guys are in the biggest fight ever. Yeah, because of mint salad fucking up his brain. Okay. He was gonna release your comic. I know, yeah. And you were melting down over it. I wasn't melting down. I just told him he didn't have my permission.

It wasn't a meltdown. Okay, my mistake. And now you're friends. You are confusing certain the timeline. But yeah, now we're friends. Okay. You know, now he's gotten away from that bitch who was fucking with him. And now she's talking all this shit about him.

She's saying he's inconsistent Lorenzo areola for two we did that weaponized autism for five interesting Riley was funny until he started targeting veto Synthetic shinobi for two says veto is totally right Riley isn't funny at all Real black guy for two says does mint sell it piss on things for money You guys can figure that out for yourselves shit lives for two. Check out her fansly to see. No you can't get it on fansly. I think fansly doesn't. Oh. Wait maybe you can. I don't know. She has a specific account for it. Shitlifts for two. Riley's funny. Arguing about Riley is gay.

He betued for two. Veto the gay team guy. Sale episode. For Terger for two. Eric Jalai's case got tossed in clockwise rotation. Clockwise rotation. Synthetic Shanovi for two, says, Riley isn't funny the way Eric reacted was funny. There we go. Pidger for two, I love Riley. I am happy he won. There you go. I agree. Synthetic Shanovi for two, never talk about Riley and Mint again.

Please, thank you. Please fucking leave more comments about it. Whoever, Big Not Russian Productions never leaves a message. Who is the, whoever you are? Thank you very much He's a crypto scam or $200 super chat. So thank you big not rush production Wow 200 bucks Yeah, I feel if you want like a t-shirt or something. Let me know. No, no, no, I need all that money I need to get Christmas presents for people. That's true I'm gonna YouTube takes a cut of that and then we split it so that's a good

I'm gonna have to maybe I'll give you your first Christmas present tonight. Oh, we have Christmas presents Yeah, yeah Synthetic shinobi for two says all they do is cling to dick for attention Icon buckets for two says Vito thinks he's old Howard Stern Okay, so someone sent me isopropyl alcohol that was nice wait Do you need that they sent me to try to get the goo off? I actually need a bottle of isopropyl I do need it if you didn't need it. I would okay this get rid of the sticky plastic I've been cleaning all those consoles, and I ran out of isopropyl alcohol

Okay, dick the pens are for you you fucking said what the thing was in the gift in the card What the fuck just write the name write the name on it on the present you fucking idiot Don't say what the gift is on the car. Oh mine. What's the fucking point mine keeps it secret mine says you will find an item To better your department Oh including your manners So you can be politered 80s girl. The other gift is to show others. You're an activist for the physically overwhelmed The pens were not wrapped but they were on the bottom So the pens are from for the show because you always tell me the pens I got her bullshit Yeah, good. There's they say Viagra on them. Look, it's a bunch of like like

Yes stolen from like a conference. Yeah in a baggie Clearly just went to like a health care conference. Well, they're all different like times of Viagra to look I like different across the years Who's working at the Viagra factory and giving away pens? Okay, some of them aren't even like together Some of them are falling apart. Hey, give me one Here why are half of them aren't even like together some of them are falling apart. Hey, give me one Here why are half of them broken not very Viagra these aren't clicky though. I Like my Viagra pen also known as sidlin navel citrate Is that what's supposed to help me interact with a man? I used to love taking pens apart when I was a kid

Did everyone do that? No. No? Aw man, I could sit there for an hour and just take a pen apart. I love mechanical pencils. Those were fun. Trying to get the lead in the top. You may recall you said about the Bureos I sent before I never called this guy out for sending me colored pens which are worthless blue ones are dogshit too. See biggest problem 133 So hopefully these pens will suffice and help you write long time. Thank you If you don't want them maybe auction them off for the Riley fund excellent show. Keep it up all the best Yeah, we're auction off your viagra pens I don't know which gift is for whom. Oh wait. They have little tags on them. Okay toad for a veto

Can I open it? Yeah Merry Christmas everyone it's got Luigi on there oh it's a book it's not a real present let's see here this is the Collins pocket or a reference to etiquette a guy modern manners let's see and it's stained and gross so is this a used book look it's stained and gross. So is this a used book? Look, it's got stains all over it. I don't want this fucking gross book You pulled out of the trash part of etiquette you give give people used gifts sporting etiquette. Oh, here we go dinner parties You plan a big party at least three weeks in advance. Don't outstay your welcome Guests should start to eat when the hostess does or when she urges them to if the serving is I'm not okay Did you know all that stuff? Yeah? Oh here? We go Jewish weddings as far as for non-conformist

notice of the wedding must be made to the local superintendent registrar and Then for Hindu Muslim and Sikh weddings it says once they start cutting a guy's head off That's the cue for all the white people to leave okay alright here's a shirt I don't know what it says it says uh oh wait this might be for you I think it's for me oh yeah yeah it's for me or it's for you do you not actually know I got you didn't even wrap my present Hugo wait his present is the pens is that what you got what the fuck you could have wrapped it I? Have obtained a fat guys matter t-shirt there we go 5x Yeah

Actually the other day I fit into a 2x and I was like pretty happy whoa Like alright, okay, okay doing good here Thank you for like I would say thanks for the presents, but my book is literally covered in stains but uh you didn't you got insulting presence they're not good so you don't have to think got a bunch of leftover pens congratulations think like PC for five vetoes acting more feminine than usual I used I set cocks but I don't wine this hard this is how this is for the male host thanks late and straight for two maybe if Howard's if Howard Stern was a gay pig. Dominic for four. I'm sure by this part of the super chat,

oh, that guy was, he was making a reference to the other Howard Stern comments. Dominic for five. I'm sure by this part of the super chats, they're yelling at each other profusely. No, no. TheJerryandCoke for five. I went to visit someone I know in Hadley, Mass last week.

It felt weird being there after mentioning Vito. Greetings. Should have stopped by the mall. You could have hung out at the game store. I'll be slowly taking over. From Alton, New Hampshire. Synthetic Shinobi for two. Dicks, I love you, but you're the only one that likes him. He's obsessed with Riley.

Oh my god. Mojongle for five. Glad to see Vito joining the MAGA Patriot Marine Soldiers. Yes. Dominic for two. Riley for the win. Go coof yourself. Andrew Tar for two.

The Eric Riley beef is boring as fuck. That malware for five. Walmart isn't rolling back, they're hiding it. Look into the bridge initiative. Oh. Yeah. Andrew Tar for two. I'm delayed on the show, sorry.

Ethan Lolley for two. As active duty guy, I demand more handouts. Pigeon for two. Black lives splat. What? The guy who never leaves a comment. Oh big not Russian production for 50. Riley is annoying. The first thing he ever says. And he spent $50. Thank you. Look, I like Riley, okay? Sometime I think a lady. He's the one talking the one talking about him lady. I was talking about Eric July I think everything went wrong a lady got in his head and made him crazy and she has she's done on multiple accounts And you know I know he has to deal with that at home, and I think it's driving him a little okay All the fucking veto fans. This is what you're getting. Just I think it's perpetuating it

I'm not perpetuating it black angus reviews Dei isn't over until the rip reverse closes Mojang jungle for two congrats dick for the little dick. Thank you coo for five I love Riley. Thank you for not killing yourselves Andrew tar for five. I'm tarball lol I live in California to f F you both. Dem Dropkicks for two. Eric Harris is a hero, he's the greatest ever. Ok. Oklovich for five. The singer reminded me of the good old days when my partner, Contact Cowboy, many a retard

was wrangled, many a hogtied, many a mad ox, cow poked. Utah based Armenian for five. Clubbers traveled half way around the world to claim other people's land and tortured the natives into giving him Gold no need for a DNA test Synthetic show you for two says bit constantly makes everything about it. All right He's winning in every possible metric. You're right. He's got it all. Michael winning for five the irony of Vito not being interested in the Riley and Eric stuff is he's the one who ever brought everyone

into his hate of Eric praise Allah. Yeah, you're right. I caused all this. But then he immediately flipped and betrayed everyone. No, I didn't. I did not betray anyone. You said on Ethan Vance Giver's show and he's like well, what if we stop defending you? You said yeah, go for it. I don't want anyone to defend me I don't want anyone to defend me. I agree with that Cuz cuz weaponize it against me. I've had multiple people I've had multiple people go, you know, if you know, I've defended you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm like, I know you're you were forced to go out and defend my honor or whatever. I said that oh you I know. You were forced to go out and defend my honor or whatever. Who said that?

And I owe you. Mint. You have so many fights with women too. Yeah, women hate me. But you fight back with them. Yeah. Why? Because I don't think they've ever experienced a man telling them to shut the fuck up.

Okay, because here's what it is. You guys all treat women with little like fucking kid gloves because you've been trained to treat them like harmless retards I get it. How do we treat them like that because you go like oh, you know, they're harmless or whatever No, this matters way. Yeah, right none of this matters. Yeah, I know I was that treating them like kids gloves Okay, because then when they start acting shitty you guys go. Oh, whatever. They're just like retarded We don't do it with that like dance that you guys act super gay are about These women how? Come on how use your big words and not your sarcasm How are we gay about women?

All I'm fighting with them in group DMS all week No by coming to me like in private going I don't come to you in private about anything. Okay, sure By coming to me like in private and going yeah, you know. I don't come to you in private about anything. Okay sure Okay, sure what? I'm not look. I'm trying. What do I come to you in private about? Don't worry about it What do I come to you in private about? Nothing at all. This is classic veto Making shit up and then lying about it when you get called out for it. It's all made up It is you are making this up. I don't come to you in private for shit Absolutely. I don't Don't fuss me man absolutely I don't I don't okay you're right I agree what do

I come to you in private about nothing no I don't none of what do I come to you in private about I definitely don't ever come to you in private about mint or Riley or any of these online people I don't know if it's been minute Riley you're right well whatever no no no no. What do you think I've come to you about with Min and Riley? Just like little things. No, Vito, absolutely nothing. I never instigated a conversation with you.

I haven't started a conversation with you in probably years. I have never asked you about anything or for anything or brought anything up to talk about ever Where when have I ever done any of that? I have a couple examples, but again, I don't want you know influence your relationships with people so I'm not gonna bring it up whatever Whatever like people have been on the show. It doesn't matter who've been on the show? Yeah, it's not a big deal. Like who? It's nothing. It wasn't a big deal.

But obviously before the show, like we'll say, you know, we'll talk about what's going on and shit. How does that have anything to do with women like you're talking about now? I just think that, like, again, it's like all these people have to be like... You are a real, you are a real shady fuck when it comes to talking about

Talking about anything no you just privately and publicly Proportion that I try to make a point of you're very manipulative how with what you say like okay sure yeah Oh sure I guess you could say that you're always hinting that you know something off-camera that you're not allowed to talk about Yeah, you're not gonna talk about 100% true What is what is true about mint? What do you what do I ever talk to you about anything about these people? It wasn't a big thing you had like some basic criticisms of what of people it's not a big deal But I'm just saying like you know I don't want to like blow up your relationships with anybody, so I'm not gonna repeat it Amazing I'll tell you later. it wasn't a big thing. No, no, no, don't bother.

Don't bother. Why do you think I'm making it up? I think you lie or you half tell things to make people start gossiping. That's what I think you do. Like playing into everyone's imagination. What you said is not a big deal, okay? You just made a little bit of fun and that's fine. Really?

You were making fun of people a little bit. When do I not do that? Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. So I'm just not gonna repeat it. Like you make fun of everybody. You're the one blowing it up. You're the one making it way bigger than it is, okay? I'm just saying that there is a certain thing

in a certain community where everybody's going, oh, Mint's just a doll, she's great or whatever, and then she's like a fucking vindictive bitch all the time. That's you. You are the vindictive bitch. Why does she turn on Frog Tony? Who cares?

That's her being a- Who gives even a tiny fuck of what Mint and Frog Tony are doing? Exactly, so why does she give a fuck about anything I'm doing? Why are you so involved with those two? Why are you so involved with Mint? Because they won't shut up about me!

Every two seconds is her going into somebody's chat and leaving a super chat about Oh, Vito's a bad guy or leaving one about Frog- Frog Tony's like not- Who fucking cares? Dude, because she's like paying money to get EVS to read like shitty little messages about Frog Tony. Who gives a shit? I do!

He's my- cause I made up with a guy and we're buddies again and she's gotta fucking interject into it and be a little fucking bitch about it. Yeah, who cares? I'm- I'm me, cause I like Frog Tony and I'm happy that we're buddies again. I always liked that guy. I was really upset when he fucking like, got baited into this shitty fucking conflict and then he finally came to a sentence and he's like, you know what, Vito is a good guy and two seconds later, how am I not a good guy? What did I do?

You have two different- What did I lie about? You say one thing to people in private and then you talk about them whenever it's easy, whenever you get heat off yourself Every single person involved in this, Mint Frog Tony Everybody who's involved in this I'm talking shit about Mint right here.

And I have talked shit about Frog Tony right here. Uh huh. Okay? You're acting like everybody who goes, oh, if you don't keep, if you're behind closed doors. Yeah. No, I for the good of the show said, you know what, I'm not gonna try and spiral this thing out of control. I'm not gonna like blow up on whatever. Why would that be for the good of the show? Cause how do you, why do you- It's for the good of you. No, it's for the good- okay fine. You really think it's beneficial to uh-

I don't care about any of this shit. You should- okay well I- That's exactly what- That's exactly what you said last time I blocked you. You should and I don't. I don't care about any of these stupid dramatic arguments that any of these people have or you have online. I don't care at all.

Then why would you give a shit if I talk shit about them in private, which is what you're accusing me of. You do. Because you say one thing in private and say one thing in public. Okay, what did I say in private? I don't know off the top of my fucking head. Well who the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean? You. Bro, if I have a problem with somebody, I'm pretty sure I say it. I say it on Twitter, I say it on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I called Camelot on a stream. I called him a big football-headed dummy, okay? Now I'm saying Mint Salad is a piss whore, okay? I'm saying I like Frog Tony. I mean, I don't know, I don't know. This is you trying to hold back for the good of the show, right? Who am I holding back? Who am I secretly pretending to like?

Everyone, at all times. It goes back and forth. What the fuck? Every week it's, every week it's, I don't know how you can expect me to do this, and then the next week it's, yeah we're fine, we're friends now, we have a true style. It's like, yeah, I don't give a shit, man. I don't give a shit if you hate them, I don't give a shit if you're friends again, I don't care about any of it. Okay, but you're accusing me of being two-faced, and I'm telling you that's not true. 100% true. But you can't give any examples of who I'm being two-faced towards.

I don't need to. That's exactly what a two-faced person would say. You can't name a single person! Give me an example right now of me being two-faced! Who have I been mean to in private that I'm pretty honest about my beefs? No. Yes! No, no, no. You start them while saying, I'm not starting this. That's what you do.

With who? Everybody. You start beefs with literally everyone. This is the thing that happens, is you just like invent a thing and you go, oh Vito's like talking all this shit in private. Yeah, everyone agrees. Everyone says that. That's crazy. Who did I talk shit about in private? You can't name a single person. Every single person. Every single person you start shit with and then you go, I don't know why they're all upset at me. I'm just I don't I'm a straightforward guy. I don't do I don't do why they're all upset at me. I'm just, I don't, I'm a straightforward guy. I don't do sh- I don't do anything to anybody. Okay, so me starting shit with Mitten Riley

was me posting a screenshot of their shitty YouTube channel and going, look at these dumb fucks who can't figure out how to get YouTube views. Was that done in private? I have no idea what you're talking about. No, it was done on a public Discord server. Any fucking beef, I start publicly.

And then you apologize privately that's exactly what you do who did I try to work it out oh we got to work this out oh we got it and then you try to get other people involved hey you got to try to help me work this out it's really it's really important to you that we work this out bro you have spent months trying to bring up Riley on the show and being like let's talk about Riley let's talk about Riley let's talk about Riley and I finally said okay if you want to talk about Riley, let's talk about Riley, let's talk about Riley. The lawsuit, yeah. And I finally said, okay, if you want to talk about Riley, why don't we all talk about how

he can be a part of this show. And when I said that, you were like, what the fuck? We can't fucking do that. And I'm like, okay. No, I said I don't need to talk about that. Okay. If you want to spike bits on the show, then that's your problem. Okay.

I'm not spiking bits. You are the king of bit spikers. Oh, hey, Vito, here's this fucking whore that has spent the last few months telling everyone you're a piece of shit, but you should really promote her like fancily. You call people pieces of shit all the time. You call Camelot a lantern-headed idiot. Yeah, because he fucking called me a pedophile. I always respond. I am the responding agent, baby. So then why are you secretly trying to figure things out? Why are you secretly telling me that I need to figure out how to get them on the show?

I don't. I'm just telling you what's happening. But they don't have to be on the show, but you want them on the show. No, I'm talking about Eric July's shit! Because Riley's going to go to jail for jokes! That shit's funny! And I talked about it. We're talking about it.

But I'm telling you that the reason I was trying not to talk about it is because the only things I have to say about mint Salad are horrible, which is weird. It's not weird. It's very weird. It's just some random girl Yeah, she's a dumb cunt and she's insufferable It's weird that you're so fixated on this random girl who tried to spike my real my friendship with Frog Tony Who cares about that? I care about my friendship with Frog Tony. I don't like when people are going around behind my back Okay, behind my back people are going to Frog Tony and going oh you gotta break up with Vito. Vito's a bad guy He's not your friend. Who gives a shit? Me! I care about my relationships with people. Why am I not allowed to care about my friendships? I'm just telling you it's fucking weird. I'm saying why do you care about this shit?

Okay, so it's definitely weird. So if you had a friend with somebody and I went to them and I said dick's a piece of shit and you should stop being his friend. I stopped caring a long time ago. And then they stop being your friend and you're gonna go, that's fine, you don't have to do that. I extra don't care about any of that. That's fine, you don't have to care. I care about my relationship with you. What, did the analogy not work? What? I was supposed to go, oh wow, I really think about it from a different perspective now.

I really don't believe you if I go behind your back and shit talk you that you're not gonna have a problem with it. Who gives a fuck? I assume you are! Who am I shit talking you to? Everybody! I assume you are! Okay, well don't assume that I am. Why? Because I have nothing but good things to say about you. Okay!

The only thing I have said is I'm like I don't know like what I'm expected to do in this situation. What situation a situation where two people are just shit talking me constantly I'm supposed to promote their fucking fans Lee on my pie. Would you promote their fans Lee? I don't know Expected to promote their fans Lee I'm excited shit comedy bits and tell everybody how fucking funny they are You're not okay. You never have good that I'm not then there's no problem You have made this so explicitly clear that everyone wants to shoot themselves in the head We know you hate meant in Riley we fucking know It's hilarious that Eric lost his thing on EVS right now. I guarantee you he's laughing about it. That's fine

I guarantee you he's laughing about it. So who knows but who knows better about what the audience wants you or EVS? Yeah, okay. Well, it would be great if we had done that thing where we'd found a way to make it so I don't fucking hate whatever's going on. Just get over it. Just stop being such a crybaby about it. No. Yeah, so then that's the end of the conversation. Okay.

Then it just gets uncomfortable on the show and it's like whatever. Yeah, everybody's just allowed to shit talk me and it's gotta go, oh Vito, just get over it. Just get over it Vito. You shit talk literally everybody. I have avoided talking about it at all and yet I keep getting people fucking dumping on me. My thing was to go, you know what? You deserve it. I said I don't have anything nice to say about these people so I'm not gonna say anything

at all. But now, you go, oh you gotta talk about it, you gotta're gonna talk about it, you're gonna talk about it, okay. You don't have to talk about shit. You're just obviously butthurt about it. Riley's cool and his girlfriend's an insane fucking heartbeat. No, you're just obviously butthurt about it. You don't have to talk about it, you're just obviously butthurt. She's a talentless whore, she can't draw, she can't make decent movie reviews. Everything about her is fucking insufferable. And I hope that the autism takes her brain and she ends up rotting away in a fucking mental asylum. You are so angry at this random girl. Yes. I hate her. Why? Because she's a fucking bitch. It's weird. It's weird that you're so

friendly with someone. I'm not angry with her. It's weird that you're so friendly with somebody. I find her insufferable. That you ask her to draw shit for your comic and then suddenly you are so angry at them that you can't even sit there and hear about them without You think I started that? I thought she was cool. I was like, oh yeah, hey this like little fucking pixie girl will draw some fucking thing for my comic. Yeah, and then- Did you send her your manuscript to get feedback? I don't think so. You never sent her your raw comic, your comic like you said Knife School? No. Or so she doesn't have your No, if she has it she got it from knife school. Okay

So now I never sent her the manuscript to get feedback because I assume she's a woman and she can't write So you didn't send it to either of them no, I said it's a knife school. Did you send it to Riley? I mean, no, okay. Well, I Guess I assumed you sent it to them. Okay. Well... I guess I assumed you sent it to them. No care. For feedback. Yeah, I didn't do that. I don't want their feedback. Okay.

Well, cause what? Like, cause that would mean I trusted their, like, creative insight or something? Yeah, it's weird that you went so extreme from one end to the other. No, they went from one extreme to the other. Yeah. That was them. You don't think that answer is weird? They did it, not me. Bro, I was totally fine with Riley and Mint, and then Riley was in the Discord being like,

oh, Vito's such a fucking failure, he doesn't know YouTube at all, blah blah blah, and I said, yeah, well look at your YouTube channel, you don't have a lot of views, do you? And to you, that's a realistic representation of what happened. Yes. And you think people would hear that and go like, Oh yeah, Vito's totally relaying it. That's exactly what set that bitch off. 100%. She started crying about, You don't understand how hard I work on YouTube,

and you never promote my channel, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And then you're angry that... And I tried to apologize, I said, You know what, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, but why don't we just let it go? And instead she spiraled out of control and has been on a fucking insane womanly rampage

I mean, just what I know, I know that's a misrepresentation. Okay, then what do you think, Ham? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right I mean this is what this is the classic move. What? The classic move is lie out your ass and then well Tell me exactly which part's a lie. Which part was a lie? I genuinely want to know what the lie was. I'm telling you that that tactic of lie and then say well tell exactly which part is a lie. Which part was a lie? I genuinely want to know what the lie was. I'm telling you that that tactic of lie and then say well tell me which part is a lie. It's so transparent. Everybody's familiar with that shit. I'm so tired of this. Everybody, you're one of these guys who I can be 100% honest, tell you exactly what happened and it doesn't matter because you've already decided what happened. I saw what happened. So you can just label whatever I say as a lie. I saw what happened. Then tell me what happened. I say as a lie. I saw what happened.

Then tell me what happened. What you're saying is misrepresentation. Okay, how? Because you were also at fault. By doing what? And being an asshole. Okay, yeah, I was an asshole by making fun of Riley's YouTube views. No.

Okay, then how was I an asshole? By starting it. By making fun of Riley's YouTube views after he shed on my YouTube? No, by starting it. He started it! Yeah, yeah, yeah, see now I got it. How did I start it? I got it, I got it, there it shed on my YouTube. No, by starting it. HE STARTED IT! Yeah, yeah, yeah, see now I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. There it is. Right there. How did I start it? I knew it. How did I start it? I fucking knew it. How did I start it?

I fucking knew it. How did I start it? Everybody's been in this conversation with somebody and you never win. You never win. It's always just give me more evidence. Give me more evidence. Give me more evidence. When did I start?

Which part of it? I don't even care anymore. Bro, I can't believe. Agnosticumaki for five. Vito only hates mint salad because her name has salad in it because you eat too much and you hate being reminded of salad which would make you thin. Kswindle for five, Riley's girlfriend makes me sad, people with chromosomal disorders shouldn't be sex workers. Dominic for two, fake Vito is the problem, real Vito is slightly based, Chubb for five, Vito is such a bad person, Goodie finally accepts its rare Vito W and fuck mint salad. Base retard for two, and her OnlyFans leaks were something. Coof for two.

Coof for two for me. Oh, is that the leak? Coof for two. I think Vito hates women more than Dick. Laugh my ass off, definitely. She's an ex-Shinobi for two. Vito, I hope she dies, just wall-dy. Ethan Lolley for five.

Vito's cat is lost forever. Ben Shaw for two. Dick, you say Zwaik incorrectly, sorry. Antoids for five. The only thing more blown out than Vito are all four tires of his car. Utah Bass are Shaw for two dick you say Zwayek incorrectly sorry Antoids for five The only thing more blown out than veto are all four tires of his car Utah based Armenian for two guy hit a crack pipe next to me on the New York subway Ethan Lolley for two hell nah Tim Timbara for two dick is gayer than Stephen B The second Dean shock for two. Thanks for all the laughs was Jav City for two where's super killer fat boy let rip his end publish it good for two

Do they have to put two cuffs on you veto synthetic shinobi for two, where's super killer fat boy? Let Ripa Send publish it. Coop for two, do they have to put two cuffs on you Vito? Synthetic Shinobi for two, Vito can we please see your fat Kratos shirt? Yes. Clod of war, I love it. Clod of war from our good friend Day One Patch Kids. Ethan Lolley for five, the biggest problem in the universe is people opening a door to the room

and not closing the door on their way out. Andrew Tar for five, bashing buskers with a bottle if they're not a member of the Philharmonic was the biggest laugh of the episode so far for me. Thank you. Andrew Tarfer 5, I rolled through a stop sign in the middle of nowhere Kansas on some rando highway. Nobody in sight but for the cop. 270 bucks. Dominic for two. Zoomer women buy more Bill to bear shit than kids. I figured it was Zoomers. Jaegerbomb for five. How funny would it be if Vito was never working on the comic and is just selling lunch boxes and plushies to suckers. I'm pretty

sure I've admitted to that. DrunkenAtheistStudio for five, the CamelotGuy is cool He commissioned me to do a music video that plays at the beginning of his live shows turned out pretty pretty good He is cool. PopQuiz for five, ShadeMedia for two, Team Eric Rippaverse, FrogTony for five Why does Vito think Alex Stein stunts are funny, but Riley stunts aren't? Cole Marklin for five. Okay There's your buddy asking you a good question. Cole Marklin for five. I mean I've said that his more recent stuff has not been as good Cole Marklin for five I got it. I got it. All right. Wait. Wait. It was up there

Cole Marklin for five Great hat Vito would look even better if you lost like a hundred pounds ASC presents for ten If you paid for super killer like I did You can read super killer dot now if you want Mint slim wheels for 96 for 10 pie in the face is hilarious Especially if the blackberry pie and the character has big pink lips when the pie slides off their face man Miss old looney tunes K sold this case K taught the Swiss for five. Thank you a J. Oh for five Congrats on the kid. Please have Taylor from PKA back on I will try

Thank you. AJO for five. Congrats on the kid. Please have Taylor from PKA back on. I will try. Cameron for five. Dick treats women with kids club veto. Has Zick ever told you that he is a published author? Agnosta Kumazaki for two. Veto, it's called the Barber's Tri-Sand Effect. Kagon Post for two. Veto is such a gossipy girl. Alright, are we... Let me get the patch on. Get the patch on. I can't wait to read all the comments about this one oh I don't know man I don't know what I think we're doing a great show hey are you ready for the Yes, Vito's Tootie. I have one more thing I gotta put on. Uhhh... Get your super chats in, boys. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh, what's in the box? You know you want it.

So get on the scaler I smash it to shit What's it gonna be sounds kind of good it sounds like there's something good in there. Wanna rattle it a little more? It's always something good in Vito's booty. But this box is not as good as the other one was. Let me see if I can fix it real quick. Wait, what's bad about that box? Stupid lid keeps coming up. Okay.

There. What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be, Macy? Wow, I think it's, uh be what's it gonna be You know I'll give you I'll give you the win so why don't you smash something good? Are you sure? Yeah, well actually it's it is something good It's uncle Bobby from the proud family From the proud family, I don't even know who that is. You're a black guy, Funko pops.

Is it a man? It looks like a woman. I think it's some sort of a trans. It's from Wilder and Prouder. Yes, he's very loud. He's very loud! But nowhere he's going. He's got plenty of space to be loud. Alright, everyone. Well guys, don't forget, new bonus episode, Biggest Problem Winner at

patreon.com slash Biggest Problem. Vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. I broke his leg off. That's a new one. That's racist. Can you guys send some not black Funko pops? Cause I feel like, I feel like we're smashing too many black ones. Can you guys send us some of the white characters perhaps?

Isn't there a white chick on proud family you could send in? No, maybe a token. What's that show where every week they destroy a black character or a minion? characters perhaps? Isn't there a white chick on proud family you could send in? No, maybe a token. What's that show where every week they destroy a black character or a minion? We've done that. Are minions black-coded? I think they are black-coded, not out of the think about it. Or Mexican.

Maybe they're more Mexican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're more Mexican. They're a little Mexican. Speak a little English, not too much. Oh, they're a little Mexican. You don't know if they understood you. Well guys, get all your, get all your votes in. What are the problems? The problems again were trying not to look at disabled people.

Oh yeah, that was a good one. Cops doing you a favor. Okay. And you had people being too loud. Loud in a non-loud area yes all right and I forget the last one well it'll be on the website that's what's important no I gotta remember it though don't you have your notes did you have no I threw them away I crumpled them up and threw them away. Look at the chat. The chat will tell you what it was.

Uh, chat. What was it? Oh, God. No, it's streaming like it's going back quick. Oh, God. Oh, my God. And I do hope my good friend Frog Tony, who's taken a YouTube hiatus, I hope he returns soon. What is that? What's that all about? Love that guy.

Don't forget it. What do you mean what's that all about? Why is he on hiatus? I don't know, it's something personal I didn't ask for details Alright, uh Fuck I'll figure it out later. Alright, goodbye everyone Oh, plushies, right?

There you go How'd we forget that? Indeed. Alright, goodbye