The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 170

Episode Date: December 28, 2024

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Some of the best cum content we've ever done on this show. Oh well. Biggest problem in the universe, brother. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe brother Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe the only show that ranks every problem in the universe from Humorous tumorous titties to teachers touching our kiddies. Oh, that's not terrible. That's from Lord Dunksworth. What was tumorous titties? Oh, breast cancer. Oh yeah, okay. What are you kidding? What is tumor? What else could it be?

I was thinking about the homeless. I was thinking about only metaphorical tumors. No, like actual... Immigrants talking about breast cancer. Oh wow. How much money did that poor bitch get from the Eric July's t-shirt charity scam? Probably nothing. I don't know. it's actually funny that he's like Hey, we're gonna sell like t-shirts to make you like five dollars a shirt and then today I don't know if you saw where he's like also. I'm making 15 new comic books And probably save your dad and probably paying like the creative teams like a man

Because he just don't you're like she can't work because she's not she's a contractor So she can't get any money during this epic no rip-a-verse launch of shit Eric. It's all a Eric's getting cash for days Cancer lady is just dead So Reese is that coming out? I'm really I've really I'm really looking forward to Eric July a black guy riding a Irish girl Super heroine is that who it is where did Scorise show? Eric July, a black guy riding a Irish girl superheroine. Is that who it is?

Where did Scorice show up? Scorice, Sorice? Soras or something? Well, I already saw what he thought white ladies are like, and that was Yaira. And we're like, your understanding of white people is bizarre to me. Pretty good, Eric, yeah.

Pretty good. Land on the planet, wants to breed immediately, yeah, and then thinks about it for 10,000 years. Yeah, that's good, you got it. I'm trying to think if there's like a single ripper. Oh, he's wearing gym clothes like Sonya Blade from the 80s. That's right, Eric. How did, and of course I'm wearing my Ricky t-shirt, but how did Ricky not get his own book?

Like that seems obvious. Yeah. Out of all the characters, I think Black- That's the only one Eric can write. Yeah, Black Eye with a helmet. He can identify with that character. He can get there. We are getting ice on three

Incredible ice on thank God. I hope he writes at least another ten books I hope he Pens another it's just so bizarre to me when you roll in Tino like 10 It's like you know how people are like oh, thank God. You know we're finally getting like a Like a GI Joe movie was probably the nerd said right? Yeah, but then people have to in the rip-offers They go well. Thank God. We're finally getting a Norfrica book and you go See I understand why kid like someone who grew up with GI Joe movie Yeah, I don't understand how you read ISOM and saw Norfrica and said,

I just, I've been waiting my whole life for these guys to get their own book. Did you see on my show, somebody sent in, they clean out dead people's houses when they die. Yeah. And someone was arrested, thrown in prison for drugs, and mayhem, and criminal buggering and stuff. OK. So this guy who listens to my show showed up to clean up, clean out their apartment, right?

Right, for the landlord to get it ready to rent. Yeah, so, so 20 H1B Indians could move in. Sure. And he said, lo and behold, what was on the top of the shelf? I saw him number one. Really? In the packaging. In the packaging?

Uncreased, brand new. I want to know what else is in that apartment. Well that's who's reading these books. Yeah, criminals. Reprobates, total degenerates, garbage. It would be interesting if there was like one like you know English scholar like a well-read gentleman who said the thing I find curious about I some number two is you know the Origin of the hero and the the jerk instead you got guys like Sturgis is just like Okay, he rapes Doug Critics make Doug the pocket like fucking dog. She's fucking dogs. I love Eric. I don't like dog fuckers. My head hurts real bad. I know that.

You'll be okay. Anyway. No you won't. No. They're all fucked. We're gonna paint you brown and send you back like the others. Here was the winner. Oh my god, I don't believe this.

This was a dead tie. I saw that! Did it stay a dead tie. This was a dead tie. I saw that did it stay a dead tie? It stayed a dead tie. This is the first ever tie for first that we've ever had in a hundred and 70 episodes we have never had a tie for first Whoa, I saw that this morning, and I was like I didn't want to say anything because I was like, I didn't want to jinx it What was it at when you saw it? I saw it at like 170, 170. Is that what it's still at? It's 176.

So they each went up by six. They moved. Woo! It was... wow. Maybe they orchestrated that. Probably... oh my god. This audience is not doing it's job. Voting. You gotta go to biggestproblem.show to vote. Which problems was it?

Well, breast cancer charity scams. Which was yours. And touchy teachers. Which was mine. Which was yours. And Touchy Teachers. Which was mine. Which was yours. Oh my god, we're gonna have to flip a coin. We can flip a mother's milk and see if it lands a black side up. I kinda think that Touchy Teachers should win that.

I think Touchy Teachers is kind of worse. I think that maybe breast cancer is as bad as Touchy Teachers. Certainly breast cancer scams are not as bad. They're less, well, there's a lot, I mean, okay. I'm gonna. More people have probably suffered from touchy teachers than a breast cancer scam. Yeah.

Although they're cutting the tits off, so. I mean, would you rather, would I rather be molested or have my wife cut her tits off? I'd rather be molested. Sure. As a kid by a teacher. Well, I don't know about that. I can kill him. I can't kill my wife's tit cancer. I can kill the teacher years later so. I take back my conceding, my concession. In a way getting revenge is like, you know, kind of it's almost a it's like a not a problem Because cutting their tits off to they're always like women are always like lording it over Everyone for like the whatever imaginary man that they're all upset with from the day they're born

And they hit puberty till the day they die They all go like, you know when they're at the Trump thing with the pussy hats like that guy the imaginary person They're always like I cut my tits off and I'm just I'm great. I'm living. I'm loving it And they uh you know I guess once you lose your tits you gotta you tell us yeah, I know I do I hope that I do someday once with this hopefully this was Zempik this Chinese Ching Zempik or whatever the hell you want to call it What are you thinking? I don't know All the rules have changed that's how it feels they literally have not they kind of have that rule has not changed

Well, maybe that one hasn't changed. Is the ozempic affecting your brain? Not well, maybe that one hasn't changed. I was in think affecting your I don't know man. I'm on Twitter all the time. Okay Everybody sounds like Anthony Koumea like everybody you're following those accounts man. I don't know where the line is anymore So how did it feel when you said that word? You know I felt okay okay. Then you're not, no. Everything that you say should feel unsatisfactory. You know what the problem is? I spent all yesterday looking up Asian racial slurs. Because I was trying to find- Because I was trying to find one other than that one.

How did you need to look that up? Because I'm writing a thing and the guy's a racist. So I needed like- Super killer one and a half? Yeah, yeah He goes to China and he's just saying stuff. It's a whole Chinese universe No, that's not but yeah, I was looking up China and then I realized there's not really that many. Oh How many wars they have two wars with them? I think there's more than one Yeah, but it's like they don't fit naturally into like

Conversational dialogue like the n-word yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, like you just don't go. Oh look at that You know slope. It's like what the fuck slope. That's like a that's like a hill. It doesn't make it I'm saying it doesn't make it doesn't fit at all like that's just a regular word That's I know you sound like a slur. I know you mean yeah, it doesn't work. No like Pajit is kind of yeah Well, that's not that kind of works. Yeah Huh? Why is that why do some slurs work and some don't? There's like a there's a type of white person who's really good

at making slurs. Asians have never pissed them off I think. Well like southern rednecks, they make the good slur you know. It needs it needs like a certain guttural sounding to it or like it needs to like also have a sing-song quality to it because I'm like Chinaman is a good one. That's not terrible Chinaman but the problem is that you know He's trying to be racist towards a woman and China woman doesn't have the same feel to it Why would you be racist towards a woman? Yeah, just cuz you know whatever I ended up going woman I ended up going with China woman, but

It doesn't feel as good as China not good. Yeah. People are gonna think that you're like trying to be racist. Well it's cuz I didn't want to use the- I'm not trying to be racist. You can't be racist towards women. It's not- it's like weird. Yeah so. This woman is the worst thing that they can be no matter what. Less racism and more like cultural insensitivity I think is what I'm aiming for. Oh no, still... Basically, I didn't want to use oriental twice. Miss Saigon over here. Miss Saigon, that's not bad. Tiger mom. Tiger lady. Yeah, okay.

Is that, uh... So that was our tie? Is that our racist, uh... Who gets to go first? I don't know. This has been the Anthony Coo-Me-A-Minute. Um... The war on doxinging barely in the positives and then surprises surprises was negative. Nobody likes surprises Vito's life is about to change with that auto blow. He's gonna sync it to a Destiny stream would you do that? I why sync it to a Destiny stream when I can sync it to the POV

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Why do we drive in a parkway? That's gotta have been someone's stand up. I went to see Alien vs Predator. Now that's too complicated. This is. That doesn't work as a stand up bit. That's probably like 5,000 comedians. That's like a 2002 internet sketch level comedy right there.

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I cannot wait for Vito's auto blowy review. It's gonna be a great after Christmas present. I agree, hunter McCoy Twisted question mark says candy gram almost took me out. Oh, yeah Everybody likes candy Pop quiz the mr. Girl sound effects should be the new problem change sound effect the weird I Could have like alien covenant that's good with audio so it was a weird. It was a weird choice

He's good with audio he does all those songs or whatever those are mixed pretty well Yeah, he needed it needed to be it needed to be deeper. I think it needed to be in a theater. Otherwise you're like what happened to my laptop? Without the surround sound, it just sounds like this horrible audio hiss. See but that's, you know what? So then Mr. Gomez touched my butthole. I remember looking at Vic Viking, the mascot. That's a good problem though, is that all these guys edit this stuff in this perfect editing bay with Perfect audio and all the movies and TV shows you watch now are like pitch black

Cuz you're like bro I know you edited this in a perfectly lit fucking editing room for the rest of us are in our fucking living room with you Know lights on I can't try to leave with my phone and then look at the movie. Yeah, I'm working come on Face child said Rick Rick catching himself about to say a slur only for Vito to just blatantly say the slur, followed by Rick looking disapprovingly and Vito saying what? I did it again this week.

Universe. Something's wrong with me. It's on my mind. It's on my mind. OK, I was doing research. What kind of research? I was on Wikipedia, a list of ethnic slurs. Oh. And a lot of them are terrible.

Why would you go to Wikipedia of all places for that? Because if you Google ethnic slurs for Asian people, all you get is a bunch of articles crying about Asian discrimination. Yeah. Yeah, but Urban Dictionary will like make them up. I know all slurs are made up, but I want ones that are like kind of plausible it'll be like stick stick people and you're like what who calls them stick people stickers stickers fucking stickers can't drive these fucking stickers is actually a good slur stickers a good slur I just don't know

they eat with sticks yeah all right that's my new Asian racial slur big Z says honestly I could listen to Vito's high school stories for hours. Dude comes from a weird town in Massachusetts, LMAO. You know what's funny is, as I was looking at my old school to look up these whatever incidents, there was a New York Times article about my high school two weeks ago.

And I'm like, Jesus Christ, can my school just calm like calm the fuck down it was like half the kids are trans in my school now sure and they're they're fighting no wonder that teach no other teachers are getting gravity well it was like an interesting yeah half the kids are gay in the school so no wonder there's a bunch of pedophiles in there but apparently it was like a problem because you know there was like a teacher who was like well you know I just I have trouble with the pronoun stuff or whatever else They're like, huh, she's a big she's big we gotta get her out of there And it's like she but it's a black lady. Oh, so is the intersection of like

We can't fire a black lady for hating on the trans kids like who has the higher level of intersectional power there, sir Sir, you do not hate the pronoun sir! Amherst Regional High School. Look it up guys. It's an interesting place. Chris World says, I go to the playground and there's less kids. Okay Vito, lol. He caught you on that one. Oh he got me good. I can't believe I let that one slip. A real entomber there. Shick says, I'm a woman and I'm sick of our breast cancer awareness things in the UK.

It's the pink ribbon I think, but I'm like, I'm aware, thank you. Also, breast cancer is so survivable. Calm down. Everyone I know who had breast cancer survived, did their tits survive? Because, I mean that's- What's the deal? You'd rather have the tits than the person. But even if they cut off your tits can't they just

Give you fake tits afterwards or is it like there's not enough skin left or something. Well, it's definitely not skin left Yeah, but I'm saying they can still put like a little something in there. Can't you get more skin? Can you get more skin? Yeah, what do you think skin just grows on trees? What do you mean? I'm saying like your skin will stretch and adapt like the fat guys who get their skin cut off Yeah, but chicks aren't gonna like go through all that hassle to get their big naturals back They're just with whatever do nothing. Yeah turn into Angelina Jolie Like when you get breast implants, you must have to grow a little extra skin to make room for all that stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, they stretch out. Yeah. Yeah. They stretch out.

Yeah. Yeah, alright. That's the, that's all I have here. Skin, that's the real problem. Get rid of it. Uh, Jake, I have a very beloved segment. I like to call Vote It Up. Definitely leave the whole intro in, guys, because that'll definitely get the stream

clicked. Thank you. Will it? Whatever. But he's playing it so badly it's unrecognizable to a computer. Sure. I mean so uniquely. You know?

Just jump right into it. We know the song. No, that's great. I want to hear that jazz version. I like a three count beat, you know, it's like one and two and three and four and one and two and three and four. Yeah, that's what everybody's here for.

Four and. Leave it, I'll leave it all in. Leave a minute of fucking opening. Here, keep count with this. ["Jazz Version"] I feel like I can't take the bands. It's the city. I live in the city of failure. Lonely as I am, I still hold my cat. It's a minute 47. Yeah! Happy Christmas, everyone.

Go straight to the chorus. Fuck you, Vivica. Boom! Drive to the hills, girl. I might lose some weight. I might lose some weight. I might to the chorus. Fuck you Vivica. Boom. Uh, uh. I might lose some weight.

I don't see all my bad deeds. My comic won't come out. Never coming out. I never worry. Just go vote it up. Okay. So that's it we're done now I love that show So that I can pay More more Nintendos Vote it all the way Yeah, yeah, yeah

Is it Red Hot Chili Peppers? This guy's the Red Hot Chili Poppers It's fucked up the ass That was great, I'm just busting balls. It was a great song. Yeah, good job They should all make it a little longer. It's a whole song next time. Why not? Let's just make this a radio show Guys, welcome to vote it up where we look at past problems. Sorry wasn't Howard Stern enough for veto wasn't a Howard Stern enough for that. The Stern ones are good. I love the Stern fucking song parodies. Dick from episode 97, you may remember the problem of activist ice cream.

Oh yeah. This was Ben and Jerry's going out there. Fighting for Israel for some fucking reason. Just make ice cream. Well, it seems that Ben and Jerry's may be punished for their activism By a very unexpected source the King God England sends him to help your God That's gonna happen too because they're filthy hippies King Charles the third Oh Hippies now King Charles the third has issued his newest list of royal warrants Okay, you know what a royal warrant is now neither. Did I what the hell is that? Yeah?

Well apparently companies in England you can apply to have your business issued a royal warrant Okay, which means it is a product that is favored by the monarchy and that allows you to feature the royal coat of arms on your packaging. Oh, God. So, you know, when you get a British item, sometimes it'll have this little, like, fucking stamp. That means the king approves. The king said it. The king says this is some good shit.

Does he approve one brand of everything or no There's like multiple I was looking up I was trying it was hard to find there's like a huge list of them like a lot of liquor brands and stuff and You know, it's called the Royal Warrants. Yeah, look up the list of Royal Warrants I had never heard of this Okay list of war awarders of the British royal family. Uhhh... So the way it works is, yeah look, it's like a huge fucking list.

Yeah. The thing is once the- when the queen dies, all existing royal warrants- They're all dead? Are dead! So you have to reapply, it's like only for that particular monarch. Wait, what is this, broomsticks? The manufacturer of broomsticks and pea sticks? Yeah, you don't know what's a pea stick. It's a pea stick, of course. Answering machine? What the fuck is this shit in 2019?

Recorded telephone messages. 8X exchange media limited. Doesn't that deserve a royal warrant? What is this shit? Apex lifts and escalators. Look at all this crap! What is this shit apex lifts and escalators look at all this crap? Don't you want to drink your escalator is endorsed by the king it's not important to you Queen No, the king is the now this is from the Queen and these are all bogus Well a lot of them have gone away, but he's been issuing new ones because they're dildos I gotta assume there's not I can't believe you're actually control elving for dildo No, there's no sex toys in Doris with a royal coat of arms on the you know, what's wrong with that? I don't know No, what about toilets toiletries toilet? Yeah, Oh

toiletries perfume Yardley of undead Manufacturers of Toiletry Products. You can get toilet paper endorsed by the King. There you go. Alright. Manufacturers of Toilets Requisites? What's a toilet requisite? I don't know.

But the Duke of Edinburgh apparently endorsed that one. Alright, that's dumb. Well, Dick, King Charles has issued his new list of royal warrants, but some names are conspicuously missing from the list Among them are Unilever who owns Ben and Jerry's Ben and Jerry's has lost their royal warrant But also in more controversial English people are going nuts right now Yeah, Cadbury which has had a royal warrant for the past hundred and seventy years Whoa has lost their royal warrant. Why we don't know

Just the way the king goes man. He's not into Cadbury. You know what? I just don't like Cadbury I'm not there for it. Did they do woke shit? They might have done woke shit like it might be that they were like too controversial to give them a royal warrant. Like there was- The kids opening an egg in a big dick. There was some like Unilever. Just pops out of the egg and hits them in the face.

Yeah, that's what it is. They've been sending drones over, disguised as Cadbury eggs to blow up Afri- What do you call it? Syrian children. Okay. Like what country are they attacking? Israel?

All of them. That's true. So yeah, right now, you now, people are going nuts. The Queen Victoria first awarded the warrant to Cadbury back in 1854, but now six monarchs later, King Charles has rescinded it. Spokesperson for Mondelez International, who owns Cadbury, said, Cadbury is a much loved brand that has been a part of British life for

generations and remains the nation's favorite chocolate. While we're disappointed to not have a new warrant awarded, we're proud to have previously held one and fully respect the decision. Wow. Who is the king now? King Charles, cuz his mom died. That bald guy? I don't know if he's bald.

He's like 90 years old. He's like a million years old. Oh, King Charles, her husband? The Queen died. The King's been dead forever. And remember Queen Elizabeth, right? Yeah. Princess Di's son is the King now.

He's not 90 years old? No, Princess Di's son is not. Princess Di's husband is King. Oh yeah, okay. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. He's not 90 years old. No, Princess Di's son is not. Princess... Princess Di's husband is king. Oh, yeah, okay. That motherfucker doesn't like Cadbury? Why? I don't know. He likes whores and he doesn't like Cadbury? You gotta ask him. Fuck him. Is he the one that likes whores? I thought his brother likes whores. Uh... No, that Camilla bitch. Or his uncle or whatever. What's the one that was hanging out with Epstein

all of them prince andrew yeah thats his brother i think oh really he's a prince i dont fucking know the royal family i dont wanna know anything about that shit anyway so king charles has said no more ben and jerry's no more

cadbury next time you get a cadbury egg you will not see there was this problem Activist ice cream because we're talking about Ben and Jerry's okay. Okay. They're being punished Okay for some reason the king has a this is a curious. This is an interesting thing. It's bad for kids Sweet, I don't know why like again. There's like a million companies on there It feels like this is like a like an obvious snub because like everybody's on that list Like the Kings just like you know what fuck Cadbury. It's kind of like a big ball move It's kind of like exciting in a way. Where did you come across this?

Fucking quarterly digest because when I do this segment I have to go through our problems be like well that doesn't make any sense It'll be like I don't know oh I like just grab a thing and I'm like is anything going on with Ben and Jerry's and I go okay Thank God. There's a piece of news that kind of relates. Okay. Anyway guys activist ice cream currently number 404 with 199 up votes. Don't forget to vote it up. Oh, that was it. No, I go one more Oh dick from episode 142. I think this was your problem. The problem of microplastics in your balls. This is of course the fact that microplastics have been entering the human body. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember this. And are causing horrible

problems. Well, Dick, a new study has found a surprising new way for microplastics to invade your cells and slowly give you cancer. Women. Kind of, in a way. How are they doing it? They're doing it with teabags, Dick. Oh, they got plastic in teabags? Yes, they have found that the materials used to make tea bags... this is actually really bad. I don't drink tea. Good! Because they've said, they said, oh my fucking god. They found that when

you put these tea bags... here's the thing about plastic and like microplastics, you know how they tell you not to like microwave plastic containers? Yeah. Because the plastic it... yeah, you should do it anyway, you know. Sure. You know sure you got to do it once in a while So this is taking a bag which is partially made of plastic and putting it in the hottest water possible Therefore leaking all the plastic directly into a liquid that you just pour over yourself How come they didn't look into this? Well, they just did and they're going oh my god, what the fuck have we been doing? It's like literally like a plastic fucking injection machine, these tea bags.

So what's happening? Well what's happening is these tea bags release huge amounts of nano-sized particles and nano-filamentous structures says the study from the Autonomous University of Barcelona and published in the journal Chamosphere. These tea bags release huge amounts of plastic particles into hot water when brewed, and after 24 hours, a specific type of digestive cell that produces mucus in the intestines, they found absorbed considerable amounts of micro and nano plastics. More concerning, the plastics had even entered the nucleus

of some of these cells where genetic material is kept, suggesting digestive mucus may play a key role in absorbing microplastics into the body before they are then transported into the bloodstream and elsewhere in the body. These nanoplastics can easily cross biological barriers into the blood and then affect different organs. Inside cells they may disrupt mitochondria and our DNA, increasing the risk of cancer. Does it have any effect on D's? Shut up. So, uh, yeah, basically if you've been drinking tea and you're not-

Good, fuck all these tea motherfuckers! There's such a pain in the ass, like, oh, do you have my fucking Charconderon Earl Grey mix? No. I wonder if like, but our tea- Do you have any tea? Can you- oh, do you have any tea? Uh, can you read me every tea that you have in there and then I'm gonna wait till you finish all of them and then say, uh, not- Yeah, camomile God I Never had a good experience with a tea person. Yeah. Well, I never I never understood it. It's not it's just hot water with like

Dirt in it basically. Yeah, leave some dirt leaves and bugs and you send them those You know those Instagram videos where it's like somebody took a high-powered Microscope and look at things and there's bugs all over it. Send him those. Here you go. Here's some tea. That is true. That is horrifying. Check out these tea leaves. I used to like the tea at the Chinese restaurant though. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. No choice of tea. Just tea.

Right. It's when they start getting... I was going to say though, it's curious that like the real snobby tea guys who have those like little metal tea balls or whatever. That's smart though. Yeah, what I was going to say, those are the guys who escaped the plastic contamination. It's like being a tea snob actually helped you out. Yeah. It actually had a point. You know, you were one of those guys and they're like, oh, I just love tea. I put it in this little ball and they put the little ball in there.

I don't know anyone like who does all that stuff. That would be cool. I knew some of those guys. Take a little time, you know, do it right. Yeah, no the tea bag is uh... Honestly it's concerning. For you? Well not for me, but just, well it's concerning in the way that you're like...

Who cares? We're all fucked. It's like we've completely fucked our food supply and whatever else. We've fucked our oceans. And uh... Who cares? Because the Indians will inherit the earth. our food supply and whatever else who fucked our oceans and Who cares because the Indians will inherit they're gonna be pooping in the street in no time But I can't say some Asian poop in the street they like it Bragging about it like it's a life hack Sorry, you got to be you gotta poop in the street. They're not your Yankees Don't're Yankees don't even poop in the little kitchen in your house.

I could make three, four... This is way worse than anything I say! They don't really mean that stuff though! I'm being a compliment to them! Sir, you poop in the street? No, sir! Don't poop in the little kitchen! Don't poop in the little kitchen, sir! That's what they say.

Well, okay. Microplastics in your balls. Currently number... It's three 295 three people in there when you're eating when you're eating goo out of a bag on the streets, India I gotta say when you cheatin off the floor. There's no plastic So maybe they got it figured out. There's plastic There's plastic probably the bags. They're promoting everything anyway vote it up. Please don't play this whole fucking thing Yeah Bag is there promoting everything anyway voted up. Please don't play this whole fucking thing Yeah, get into the groove right in the pocket Was unless you had the opening guitar riff nobody was gonna figure it out

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No, it makes sense. I feel like we're segwaying right into this. The war on jocks! It's been a long... It's been a long road for the jocks. It's been a long, long road for the jocks. What did they ever do to anybody? They were at the top, then when they they had a downswing and now they're back

They're not back. It's been When did see this is nerd shit that you're doing Revenge of the nerds came out in 1984. So it's been 40 years of Media constantly shitting on jocks, calling them stupid. Wasn't Kevin McAllister's brother like kind of a jock? He was. What did he have? All sports shit in there?

I think so. Buzz? Kevin McAllister, a little fucking up-sler. Little piece of, I want cheese pizza! Little pedophile bait that he is. I want cheese pizza! Messing up Buzz's room for no reason. Buzz is like a piece of shit.

It's fun to watch Home Alone from the perspective of this little shit, fucked up his whole family's vacation, doesn't call nobody. He is a little cock-sick. And then only for... It's way less excusable in Home Alone 2 when you're like, Kevin, come on. What did the jocks

try and stop? The jocks, they just like to, you know, be physically fit and prolong life. And without them we had, let me read a list of these things that we had. Well this is, this came from an era of like, what, bullying? See it's all confusing. Star Wars. It's all confusing for me. Comics.

All this shit should have been beaten out of everyone. But the jocks were bullied by Hollywood. Right. Well they were. Yeah. They didn't do anything to anybody. Just correcting some issues in the social order that God couldn't fix. You got a good point. It's always the problem of well who's making the movies all the gay theater kids watching the watchers? There's no you know and then anytime the jocks try to make a movie You know and then the last thing that the jocks needed to was to wake up on Christmas morning I'm trying to find Vivek's post and find the Grinch himself the

Indian Grinch fucking mr.. Haircut. Where is this fucking idiots? He tweets a million times a minute dude. I don't know The Indian Grinch. Fucking Mr. Haircut. Where is this fucking idiot? God damn it. He tweets a million times a minute, dude. I don't know. While you find it, I was gonna say, yeah, when I was growing up, I remember thinking that nerds getting bullied was gonna be a big aspect of my high school life.

They really made you think, no, you don't understand. If you're into video games and whatever else, no you don't understand if you're like into video games and whatever else, like everyone's just gonna rip on you. And then I got into high school and everybody was playing video games and reading comic books and no one mattered. You know who we're worried about? All the nerds and trans people doing school shootings. That's who we're worried about. We're not worried about a guy throwing a football around. No that guy's kind of a weirdo now. We're gonna read about rapists who are nerds, not jocks.

Pedophiles are nerds, not jocks. Jared from Subway. Some jocks are pedophiles. You think you're gonna go into a pedophile's house and find, let me ask you this, a shrine to the Chicago Bulls or a shrine to Star Trek? Which one? Equally plausible. Okay. There's been a lot of sports coaches

who I'm sure had fucking. Those were nerds that snuck their way into coaching positions to molest little boys. What was that? Jocks wouldn't do that. They were playing real sports. Who was that one coach? That, the football guy.

Jerry Sandusky? Yeah, Sandusky. That was a bad one. Wasn't that for women though? Was that for boys? That's for boys. The one for women was the Olympic coach. Oh yeah here's what Vivek. Vivek had to Vivek decided to. Who is Vivek? Vivek is a Republican scam artist. He's a Republican scam artist who's never done anything Ramoswami which feels like a made-up Indian name Conned a bunch of investors out of money using his mom Did he run for president or he like was president of gay town? Yeah, yeah

He ran for president of biggest loser in high school now I know why we do bully the jocks because that was terrible Yeah president of gay town It took you it took you and Hollywood and all you fucking losers 40 years to try to beat our Spirits down, but you couldn't yeah it took all the jock in the scenario of course yeah, I hate nerds I Hate Star Wars yeah, I'm sure. Stupid. Did you play any sports? I played the sportiest one. Yeah, no you were a fucking theater kid. Baseball.

Did you play baseball? Yeah. You played college baseball? That's right. Shut up! Did you? What do you you mean I don't know oh Vito I mean I can't catch it hit you in the balls I can't get a bottle on that so I don't actually whatever whatever defenses you might have yeah I could hit you in the balls with a baseball with a glove or a or my hand I could my hand wherever you're at on, my hand could sneak there like plastic man and fucking seek your nuts out. Like this, see the middle finger of my hands going

And then go, got him. Bam! And then retreat through time and space. That's what my hand, that's That's how much baseball I played. That's how much baseball you played. That's how good at baseball I was. That doesn't make, I can't even wrap my head around that. Of course not, cause you're a fucking nerd. Cause I'm a nerd, yeah. Here's what. I tried to play football in middle school.

Oh yeah? And they gave me a helmet that was the wrong size. And then they yelled at me for wearing a helmet that was the wrong size. And I'm like, you gave it to me. That's cool, that'sckstaff. That's cool That's a very cool thing to do. I got yelled at by the coach for wearing the wrong size helmet I said you guys are retarded and then I never came back. You cried

Cry I was just like this is stupid. I'm like, so give me the right size helmet then now you figured out you have It's up to you. Yeah. You have to lead yourself by example. Take a knee. How come your helmet is the wrong size? I'm like, is the one? You have all the helmets. I have no control over this. See, that's good culture though. That's a good kind of experience, you know, for everyone. I just, again. You shouldn't be so trusting of adult men. I lived in like a hippie fairy town, so like them trying to pretend

that they were gonna like whip these kids into like an athletic fighting force. I'm like, bro, none of these kids, we're not gonna be a good football team. Like we're just here to fuck around. Don't pretend. Uh, okay, let me, the thing is a little wrong. Our top sporting team

from my high school was our ultimate Frisbee team. And they were actually the best ultimate Frisbee team. That's cool. Those guys can be real assholes. Dude, ultimate frisbee and lacrosse? I wouldn't fuck around with those guys. No, like those guys went on, the guys from my high school, like many of them... They always look like they're having an inside joke. Many of them became professional ultimate frisbee players. Yeah.

And I have a buddy, Johnny, who he moved out to LA to be an actor, but every once in a while he goes, Johnny who he moved out to LA to be an actor but every once in a while he goes it could have been it could have been one of those guys he's like I was playing on the same field as Sam Canter and I'm like dude nobody knows the best part about he knows who Sam Canter is like you don't have to tell like your football dad knee blown out story yeah that was on the same field as Sam Canter like no one else can identify with that. Yes, we all can.

You know? But it's ultimate frisky. Like I played, when I was a little boy, I played baseball with Jamie Shields who pitches in the major leagues, so. Yeah, but that's baseball. Doesn't matter, it's the same. You guys are like, oh, I wish I could have been Han Solo. I was throwing the disc with Doopey McSklooperstein.

That's cool. King of the fucking yo-yo brigade. Mr. October You don't know him Vivek Rama Swami nerd head nerd. This is the end of the war on jocks. Hmm Vivek's gonna be he's one of these confident down in the locker in a locker One of his kids is gonna kick his ass for this, I think. The reason top tech companies often hire foreign born and first generation engineers isn't because of an IQ deficit, it's because of the C-word. Culture.

You feel like the nerd just dripping off this fucking guy? I'm paraphrasing it too because I can't read all this nerd shit. He's very confident. The c-word. Oh, cunt. Culture. Were you even gonna say cunt? No, no, culture. See how I spun around on you? Tough questions demand tough answers. And if we're really serious about fixing the problem, we have to confront the truth.

It's just like asking for it. Well, I want to know what we're confronting. We gotta confront the truth. What happened? Just like asking for it. You know I want to know what we're confronting we confront the truth what happened just like Give him an uppercut. This is a mess day on go or off one of those two So this is in reference to an ongoing debate over Immigration is that what's happening? Yeah, these fuckers are all lying. Okay America, you know these fuckers are all lying about America You know these fuckers are all lying about America. Sorry, but you cannot do the computer Sorry, sorry, you cannot do the computer, sir I just to give some context it seems like people are upset about what these visas or something H1B visas and those are the ones those are work visas for immigrants to come over and work jobs

Yeah, highly skilled in viv's saying this is good. Vivek's saying that it's because Americans are too much of jocks. Well he's saying the reason we're opposed to it is because we hate... No, Vivek's saying that what's wrong with America is that it's a bunch of stupid jocks who watch Save By The Bell and not a bunch of loser F-slurs like him. Well I found it... Who read and fucking play chess with their assholes or whatever he does.

His examples are like, Here we go, I'll read them. Yeah, read his examples. Our American culture has venerated mediocrity over excellence for way too long. At least since the 90s and likely longer. Okay, this retard is five years younger than me. That makes no sense at all.

No. What is he talking about? No. That makes no sense at all. No. What is he talking about? Do you re- No. Uh... At least since the 90s. Okay. So, were the Cowboys- did the Cowboys not win four Super Bowls in a row in the 90s?

Yeah, and we didn't cheer for that? Like, what are you talking about? Was Michael Jordan not absolutely dominating in the 90s? At what point does being a jock divorce from cheering for mediocrity, you piece of shit? It just so happens that sports are the one thing that everybody can see and understand and relate to because they have a physical body and everyone has tried to throw something in a hoop

and said, wow, that was hard. Wow, I suck at this. Damn, I guess if I worked really hard for 10 hours a day, no one could look at an app and say, oh geez, I wish learning a compiler must be difficult. Yeah. You look at a hoop and you go, well, this must be hard for everybody, even black people. And then you go, oh wait, they've

got it down to a science. I was going to say, like the NBA dream team, I mean, that was all of America cheating, being like, awesome. Like, we're just so good at this that we're gonna like Get around the rules and say oh, it's the offseason, so they're not professional athletes now We don't really care. Just let them dunk on everybody. We don't know why that rule It's just basketball. Yeah, so eat shit

And we said like if you don't like it all these other all these other nations are like yeah You know we just got a couple guys they like like playing basketball and it's like, here's everybody who's ever dunked ever. Every other nation was like, awesome. I've always wanted to meet these guys. They're like my idols. I can't wait to play basketball with them. I want them to destroy me. It's going to be great. I'm going to like shake their them and every the country's like oh man cool This is really exciting for everyone except dickless nerds who are teaming up with their mom to scam health insurance companies It's a culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math Olympiad champ fucking Lou by the way mean girls remember that I do remember mean girls. Yeah, she was a

Math Olympiad, that's that? I do remember Mean Girls, yeah. She was a......Math Olympiad. That's true. Was that a popular movie? I forgot about that. Played by... That doesn't start in college, it starts young. A culture that celebrates the- oh yeah. A culture that venerates Corey... ...from Boy Meets World...

...pedophile. Who the fuck is thinking about Corey from Boy Meets World at... ...40 years old, bro? Or Zack and Slater over Screech in Saved by the Bell. But Screech, was Screech supposed to be smart? Was he like a computer guy? No, he got a 1200 on the SATs and then he almost killed himself. Oh, is that what happened in Saved by the Bell?

And he was a rapist. I mean- On Saved by the Bell. In real life, I think. Oh, okay. Yeah, once I tell you was like a real life. You got arrested all the time and then Mario Lopez gets the host to ease Hollywood nights or whatever. Yeah He didn't cause no trouble for nobody Yeah over or over or Stefan over Steve

Broke shit all the time. Of course Stefan was better than Urkel. Did I do that sir? Carl, Carl, I want your doctor's vagene. Lara, show me your boobs. Show me your boobs and vagene Lara. Lara, oh Lara. Get out of here, Urkel.

You, I'm not welcoming this. Did I do that sir? Stop it, don't treat him sir. Urkel, I have to go to work! I am a police officer! I'm officer of the law! Because Steve Urkel was like annoying and rude and like didn't know what was going on. What was your ideal sitcom dynamic, Vivek? Like Urkel would show up and go, hey guys, why don't you let me organize your day planner

and program computers for you and whatever else?'ll that'd be a funny show, right? Yeah, you know you could show up and he goes hey guys Maybe we can solve this dilemma using math and science You know what's so annoying about this was like this is the pinnacle of like nerd culture where it's well If as long as I do good test in school, then I must be great at everything in life Yeah, and you're not good at anything. Like, except for taking fucking tests. This is like the most...

Women are amazing at taking tests in school. They really nail it. But then when you put them in the fast lane and the freeway, they start to cry. And I don't know if they've not developed. They put that on the test or what? Well, maybe they need to study more. Fact. I know multiple sets of immigrant parents in the 90s who actively limited how much their kids could watch those TV shows precisely because they promoted mediocrity.

That's a retarded-ass reason. Bill Cosby played a doctor. His whole family was like... Yeah, where is he? ...living in a life of excellence Okay, yeah, what are you talking? There should be more veneration of bill cause dr. Bill Cosby all those sitcom families had like huge houses and like usually I like some decent careers like yeah You're talking about Like TGIF dude. Yeah about Friday night

Like TGIF dude, yeah about Friday night sitcoms the fuck's supposed to be running the country you shit head What are you talking about? Say by the Bell they promote mediocrity dick Whatever the what is that mr. Belding did not promote mediocrity. No and also this is it's like like Whenever these guys like critique You're talking about American television. You're talking about the most important thing in the history of the world. American television in the 90s. Yeah. Where everyone was united around the same thing, the same messages of exceptionalism and togetherness,

and working things out in 30 minutes, admitting you're wrong, and then having the bravery to fuck it up again next week Yeah, that's what you're shitting on you fucking idiot I mean I watched a lot of Family Matters And I don't remember coming away from it going god fuck computers and fuck nerds Like I don't I still was like mediocre Computer stuff and whatever else I wasn't like, oh I can just fuck around cuz Urkel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAA HAHAHA HAA HAHAHA HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA him back. He sucks. Remember how American kids were studying like real hard and getting shit done and then Family Matters showed up and everyone's like school is bullshit. Oh none of this shit matters at all. Like no that didn't fucking happen.

What are you talking about? There should be more veneration of the brain and less of pinky. Oh man this is great. You've been holding this you should have dropped this one during the presidential election Vivek! I'll say the only thing maybe I could understand is like the culture being like, Hey calm the fuck down a little bit, you know, but Oh, you know, he should have said, hey black people, why don't you relax about sports? That would have- I mean what- who's he talking to here? Hoop dreams really ruined a generation. Rudy sucked. Yeah, fuck that

And their kids went on to become wildly successful STEM graduates because they avoided family matters otherwise they would have been poisoned Because their dads would come in if dinosaurs came on No, you're not the baby! You're not the baby, sir! I'm the baby! I'm the baby! And their dads would come in if dinosaurs came on And then mom come in Oh Shum shallow wash man, no, that's too you know, your father does not like not the baby No, no, your father does not like not the baby You are the baby, Sjorsjoman! You are the baby, Sjorsjoman! I really want to see Vivek's household

growing up. Do not redeem the baby! What an idiot. It's really bizarre that he posted this straight-faced and said the real problem with America is people watched Boy Meets World a little too much. Trump basically bullied his way into being president twice.

Yeah. It's like, what do you think you learned that? Chess club? No. Mr. Feeny became one of the most endearing characters of Boy Meets World, and he was a professor. The teacher. Wait, the bitch on that show, doesn't she host Jeopardy or something?

Topanga became like an actual, she graduated from Yale, she's like brilliant. Okay. But she was portrayed as a weird hippie girl or what? No, she's like smart. She's smart. I know she's a woman. Never mind. It doesn't count. She's real smart Shut up Most normal parents look at look skeptically at those kinds of parents more normal parents norm more normal American kids view such Those kinds of kids with scorn.

If you grew up, no, we feel bad, if your parents wouldn't let you watch good TV, we're like, ah, that sucks. You ever have one of those kids whose parents don't let him watch TV at all? Yeah. I knew a kid and his parents only let him watch Star Trek, and that completely fucked his life. I'm like, what the fuck was that decision? So does this motherfucker think like Captain Kirk sucks then? That's a good, yeah. That's what Jock is against.

Hey, like, I mean it's all a metaphor, right? Like you have to be in control of all these different components of your human psychology and have to know, you have to understand every tool in your arsenal. Intelligence, like bravado, bullshitting, fucking apologies, and you have to be able to control it in an atmosphere that's always changing. That's the American way. That's why jocks appealed everyone, because situations are always changing. You have a team, you rely on people, you have a playbook, you've got to stick to it sometimes, abandon it other times.

That's why it captivates people, because it represents the American spirit. To not understand that to this level, and just want kids to do spelling bees, and... You ever watch Indian kids to do spelling bees and And you're watching kids doing a spelling bees and you go You know if I had to like guess which kids had a soul and which ones didn't like he'd be really far down the list Because I'm just looking at a robot kid right now More movies like Latin okay You know so much Alanis Morse. It's right to song about him about uncle Joey

Got it. It is reducing all of 90s media down to boy meets world and saved by the bell is fucking What about Doug? What about Doug? Doug? Yeah, Doug was pro nerd all the way 100 a lot of the cartoons were pretty pro nerd now I think about yeah, it's been 40 years Yeah, like fuck jocks their bully in Star Trek in the 90s next generation was a was a big show That's all nerd fucking shit veneration of mediocrity except for Riker X-Files was all about doing like real fucking the detective work, man

I don't know if molders is mold is Mulder a Jack? It's kind of a joke. The woman? Oh Mulder. Mulder. Uh, Skully was the nerd. But they're both nerds. Skinner. That guy was a Jack. Cuz I remember one episode he's fucking in the boxing gym. I was like where the fuck is this guy boxing? More movies like Whiplash. Okay, that's where everybody's like did you watch Whiplash or did you just watch clips of Whiplash? Like Whiplash is the absolute argument against what you're promoting. It's like traumatize this kid until he's good at drums What the fuck? And then it doesn't matter. Who cares if he's good at drums? What do you mean? Traumatize the shit out of him, divorce him from his family and kill some kids. So this kid will be good at drums. Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop b You took away the absolute wrong message from that movie.

Why did you pick it? Dramatized? Why did you pick Whiplash? I know! Good at dramas? Where's like actual, like things you could have pointed to? Like movies where like the nerds like, I don't know, do a science thing. Every other, Rudy.

Every other movie. Every sports movie was the movie you're looking for. Yeah, well he wants the nerd succeeding movie. Do the one with the gay guy who makes the computer that stops the... Real genius. Except he hasn't seen any of those movies because he's not old enough. All the movies that he wants to say came out when I was a kid. Short Circuit. Do a beautiful find. That had an Indian guy too.

Short Circuit did not had an Indian guy too. Well, Short-circuit did not. No, Johnny 5! No, Johnny 5! You must not. Short-circuit did not have an Indian guy. Yes, it did! That guy's not Indian. What the fuck are you talking about? That's a white guy. Steve Gutenberg? Yeah, he's in Indian face in Short-circuit. What? That's a white guy playing an Indian guy. He's not brown? Not at all. Not not even slightly wait a minute What look up short-circuit actor it's like famously one of these casting things where they're like bro You are not allowed to do that

Yeah, that's Fisher Stevens. That's the guy from short-circuit. It's a white guy They're like bro I can't believe you got away with playing the Indian guy in Short Circuit because that was the most obviously offensive depiction ever. He's not Indian? Oh, Johnny Five! We are going to go on a big adventure, Johnny Five! He's a great, he's a great Indian actor though.

Is that the guy who played him? I think it is. What? You didn't know the guy from Short Circuit's a white guy? How would I know that? I'm doing Jax Tug. Oh, Johnny Five, yes, Johnny Five. We both got an adventure.

Where's his early life? I'm sure he's a Wikipedia. Born as Fisher Stevens. Okay. Let's see, as an actor, he was best known for his portrayal of Ben in Short Circuit. White Jewish kid from Chicago! White Jewish kid from Chicago!

You didn't know this? Oh, Johnny Five! No! Johnny Five! This is in the great tradition of Mickey Rooney playing a Chinese guy. Do not deactivate Johnny Five! Do not deactivate! Oh no, Johnny Five! Great Indian actor, Fisher Stevens Fisher Stevens bro he nailed it a lot of Indian people thought he was Indian I think really yeah Zee Zanzari

has that whole show that he was making that Master of None where he talks about he's like growing up I was like man I can't wait to be a great Indian actor like Fisher Stevens oh my god it's a white guy white okay, uh Fewer reruns of more movies like whiplash fewer reruns of friends Be more like sitcom is what do you think friends are? More math to turn I must hate Big Bang Theory No, he probably loves it. No's probably making his kids watch it. Yeah, but the nerds are like weird.

Yeah, but he doesn't understand that, cause he's a weird fuck. Yeah. Fewer sleepovers. That's killing the American psyche, his children interacting with each other. You gotta be home fucking working on a compiler, bro. More math tutoring, fewer sleepovers. More weekend science competitions.

Those kids don't do those sciences, Vivek. Fewer Saturday morning cartoons. Man, if there's one thing that's held me back, it's not alcoholism or drugs. It's too many cartoons. If anything, Saturday morning cartoons just condition you to wake up at a early time, which is productive. Sir, no Gumby! Turn off the Gumby!

No! More books. Hey Arnold, more like, no Arnold! No Arnold! Go away Arnold! No boing, I heard it! Boing in here! No Gumby bears! No Gumby bears, sir! Your mother and I, another room hero! No gummy bears no gummy bears are

Your mother and I another hero boing boing no no no I love this show some no tiger uppercut video games on here more creating you think you would've made fun of He knows the gamers will really get on his case. Yeah. He knows you can't say anything about the gamers. Because Elon just did all that stupid Diablo stuff, so he can't shit on video games. That's true. More extracurriculars, less hanging out at the mall. Yeah, that was when I went, what do you think's going on?

Who's hanging out at the mall? Ah, there you go. Less chilling, more creating. Here's the other thing that he doesn't understand. Kids are doing that stuff. Like what reality are you living in? You guys made it illegal to do all the stuff that we like to. Yeah, sure. Like you killed all our accounts for making jokes. Yes. You made all the blockchain shit illegal. So what do you want us to do? Yeah, we just want to have fun on the internet so but now we can't. Yeah you fucked it up. And also you know let's be clear is that all the pathways to like stable employment it used to be I always make this point is like there used to be a reward for doing all

that shit it used to be like well if you work hard and you study and you become like a science and math guy or whatever. You get a job. You get a job. And then a lot of money. Yeah. But now you don't get that. No, so this crazy thing happened.

These goddamn Indians came into the country and fucking ruined that. Yeah. So why would I want to be like, oh, I got to invest all my time in more math tutoring if at the end of it it's like, well, you're fucked anyway. So I go work at a hedge fund? No thanks. So I can try to buy a house in an area where the minimum fucking house prize is a million dollars or something? Like you guys already fucked everything there is no rewards for acting like an adult. You might as well just buy Funko Pops. It's the same fucking end goal.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas America. You're lazy and stupid. And the reason is you watched too much Boy Meets World. Merry Christmas Merry Christmas America. Yeah lazy and stupid And the reason is you watch too much boy meets world you gotta stop watching friends bitch. Hey ladies Why don't you stop watching friends? Why do you go at friends? Because his wife's probably watching friends all day that Joe is so funny Why can't you be more like China and gender bong? I wonder what he thinks of Seinfeld Is that he doesn't get it positive or negative for these societal health of Americans? Eh.

See, like, war on jocks, look. Yeah. You're nothing without them. And they're very- they're also- just cause they're doing sports doesn't mean they're dumb. Look at what this fucking nerd's doing. Yeah. Jocks are always at the war with the women. And the jocks are- and the jocks are and the

nerds are at war with everyone watching cartoons. It's uh it's bizarre there is yeah so I can't even wrap my head around this I keep getting confused. You gotta get you gotta get somebody's gotta keep these nerds under control. We hate nerds that's the problem. That's right. Right. Star Wars. And need to like nor nerds more. No nerds got to get rid of them Ship them out, but I'm saying he thinks that we hate the nerds. Yeah, he thinks that in his life Jocks have been like everyone's favorite. Yeah, and now everything hasn't been oh, yeah nerds are great we need more like nerd-rotic and a bunch of ugly retards talking about fucking Star Trek. Well, you make a good point. Now nerd culture has become fucking insufferable.

So I'm like, I hate the nerds again. If anything, I do want them to suffer. Less Super Bowl, more Comic Con. You gotta go to Comic Con and buy figurines and watch Superman. I'm a nerd myself, but like, I don't know. The nerds have also split along camps. And also he's talking about like math and science nerds, which is completely detached from like what nerds are now, you know? Like, they can watch Friends is Fine. We didn't hate Stephen Urkel because he was good at science,

or like he wasn't goofed on because he was good at science. He was goofed on because he was bad at science. He was goofed on because he was bad at science. He was constantly making inventions that fucked up everyone's life. Didn't he try to fix like the washing machine or make like a washing machine robot and just fills the room with suds? It's not like, oh, this brilliant scientist is being hated on for his brilliance. It's like, no, he's a fuck up. He breaks shit.

Like that's, that's good. When people break shit, they should be ridiculed for it. Somebody who writes a- Not celebrated for their brave, creative mind. Somebody who writes a novel about 90s television and why, like, we're losing the- Why we're losing the culture war. Well, it's also funny because this is his justification for why we're gonna bring Indians over, because he's like, well, because justification for why we're gonna bring Indians over cuz he's like Cuz in India we would never we don't watch friends You get you get five minutes of friends every year show me the end You know what? I bet if you go and watch the Indian television shows

I'm sure they're beating up on the nerds just as much no we need six hours of dancing in every movie Yeah, that's how you get the good stem shit is That's how you get the good stem shit is You know what our R was fucking stupid I didn't see it's it makes no sense Why don't you read a fucking book about how to write a script India it fucking sucks Well, I was gonna say India's problem with media is that they celebrate guys who clearly like do you ever see like the action movies? And it's just like a chubby Indian guy who they decided should be an action star now yeah and you're like no see that's celebrating mediocrity cuz that guy hasn't worked at all to yeah and they take out a gun he goes and you're like

see that's that's the opposite problem is being like well you don't have to like try to be a jock all. Anyone could be a jack. Yeah. Yeah. So India has the reverse problem. Well, that's my problem. I hate, uh, Vivek. I'm glad you didn't say Indians.

I hate Vivek. We love India and their brave and stunning culture. They're really suffering right now. The Indians. The Indians? Yeah, the uh. They're the suffering right now. The Indians... The Indians? Yeah, the... They're the most fucking fragile... Man, who knew just a tiny bit of racism and they're like totally blown out.

Like, you know what Mexican people have been getting? You know what black people have been getting in this country for 400 years? Two days of racism online and Indians are like, Oh, sorry, I can't take this anymore! Like, what the fuck, are you high? Here's the problem is like TikTok showed up and for some reason Indians were like oh man I know what we can do we're gonna show everybody how good we are at making food. Like we're so look at how fast we do it

and like look at out and like they were filming it like like excitedly like oh look at how we look at how we make like this egg sandwich and you're like why are you putting dirt on it like what the fuck are you doing you gotta waddle oh whoa you're putting that there everyone's like bro stop posting these and they're like no no look at how look at how fast he pours the soda you see the video i found where it's just like a lady pouring sprite but she has to make it look like it's the most incredible like oh oh and she like pops the top off real quick and you know you could have just like gently taken the top off and poured it into a fucking cup. So yeah, India's uh, I don't know what India does.

And I keep getting calls from Indian people every day going, well, are you verified for Medicare? Why don't you guys knock that off? Yeah, that would help your image a lot. I'm not getting calls from Chinese people every day. No, and if I was I would... YOU WANT YOUR HOME RUN! YOU WANT YOUR QUALIFY FOR QUALIFY VERS! My name is a charers and I want to give you a home run. Your name is not a charers.

I'm from Arizona. Where are you from? Arizona. Where? I'm from Nebraska. I'm from Mississippi. I'm from Nebraska. I'm from a missus. She should be Near not from Mississippi you are not charters at all They're the least they got Indians have been getting the least shit of every race since for a while for my whole life Probably forever in two days, and they're fucking crying about it We gave him that whole Gandhi movie too with Ben Kingsley another Jew so Wow Jews make the best Indians. I don't know what it is was I don't know if Ben Kingsley's Jewish actually and Ernie Indian I Read that somewhere Ernie the because you got an orange face. Oh

Maybe I don't know. I mean he's the closest if I had to pick him up at 2 or be Indian I Would I would go with Ernie? I'd say that's probably the closest yeah, all right. That's my problem That's a good problem dick war on jocks the war on jocks all right dick. Here's my problem That's why women are getting so fat Because of jocks is there not a lot of jocks. Yeah, they're not being encouraged. Yeah Because of jocks? Because there's not enough jocks. Yeah. They're not being encouraged to get a good point.

Can I get a UFO sound effect for some reason? I already did. Oh, OK. You want another one? No. I don't even know why I asked for the first one, because I hate it. The other day, for some reason, I

decided to go to the Target, just hanging out. And I'm pushing my cart. Just pushing it. And what do you do when you have your cart? Ride it. Oh, I wish I could ride it. It's fun to ride the card You ever go to Home Depot and be like I wish I had roller blades and no one else was here Yeah, I have the most fun of my life. Yeah

Heely's You know, I always wanted Heely's me too. They don't really make like I guess they know you do There's like one brand that makes like adult heelies Yeah, they make ones that strap onto your shoe, but there is one that That comes out I think I have recurring dreams about I haven't had him in a while But I used to have frequently recurring dreams about having the ability to slide endlessly without friction hmm, so I could just on your stomach no on my like like. So I could just- On your stomach?

No, on my like- Head? I could run and then like do like a slide like in a video game and it could just go indefinitely. Like Linkara? Yeah! Yeah! And like that- and it was like the most pleasing dream is like just the ability to slide everywhere

I went. Just like Mega Man 3 Shaaah like I would just I would just run and then I drop into a slide just shaaah and everyone around me is like I wish I could slide like that guy. Where would you go? Like down the street? I'd be like in a mall or something, you know, like a big long stretch of mall and I'm just like Oh, let me go to that store over there. Shaaah Most people have flying dreams, but you are just like yeah, I don't have flying dreams I have sliding dreams possibly just flying really low maybe cuz I'm a fat guy. I'm like look. I can't get airborne

I know that but I could definitely slide pretty good. I think I'd be good at sliding Okay, that's cool There was a video one time of a guy just going through an airport on his Heelys And I think that video like just stuck with me It's like I just want to move frictionlessly forever. Man. They're cool Heelys. Yeah, my nephew got some for Christmas. I mean this is an entirely separate problem It's the fact that I've never told Heelys no adult Heelys. That's my problem. That's my second problem Yeah, no adult Heelys. Yeah, I completely agree with you on every level.

Yeah. I've spent my whole life being like, why did I never have Heelys? I've always thought about wanting them. What's the deal? Did you have a pump? Did you have a Reebok pump? No, I had LA Lights. I had light up shoes.

Oh, I didn't get those because I was too old when they came out. My sister had those. I don't know if the... I remember I was a kid And my mom we went to the shoe store Yeah, and she's like yeah, just got some like normal rebox or what you know So the guy brought out like a bunch of boxes of shoes How about those LA lights?

I don't know if the shopkeeper guy was like fucking around because he brought nine boxes of rebox But then at the bottom he had one box LA lights, and he's like, Oh, I don't know, I guess I just accidentally... I guess I just accidentally brought this box of LA lights. That's totally their scam. He saw my eyes light up, and I'm like, can we try those on? Let's try those on. And my mom's like, yeah, okay, I'll buy you a fucking pair of LA lights. The light-up shoes those are those are sick

But the thing is that you couldn't like replace the battery so at a certain point they like it Yeah, they get like dimmer and dimmer and then they ain't LA lights no mo No adult Heely's Yeah, anyway, now I gotta get some my problem dick is I'm pushing the car through the target I'm not sliding as much as I would like to be. And the guy's pushing his car right towards me. Now I'm on the right side of the aisle. Okay. Where I should be.

I'm pushing. From his perspective, he's on the left. Okay. So this is clearly a right of way situation. Yeah. But he just keeps pushing towards me. Oh. And he's looking at me.

You're both walking? We're both walking with our carts. And he's looking at me like, I'm crazy. My problem, Dick, is right-of-way disrespecters, okay? The right-of-way applies in all situations, not just in the vehicle. Right. If you're walking down a sidewalk, stay to the right. if you're walking down a sidewalk stay

to the right if you're in a store stay to the right but there's some people okay who for some reason have never made this connection they've been at you kind of I think he expected me to like move over and then at a certain point I think he realized he's like well a big guy's not going to budge. I guess I need to maneuver out of his way. It was like a game of check-in. So he did move out of the way. He did eventually move out of the way.

What aisle was it? It was the main aisle. No, no, no. It was in the aisle. Like, was it freezer section, cereal section, soda? It's the center aisle when you leave the checkout area on your way to electronics. What the hell kind of description is that? It's talking about your target?

It's the second aisle to the left, like fucking Peter Pan? What are you talking about? It's the aisle that's not a defined aisle. It's like you go past the towels, you go past the... Now I see the problem. It's a main aisle.

Is it like a... It's a thoroughfare. Is it like a... What are the circle things for traffic? It's a roundabout the target around Sometimes the aisles don't hit quite right and you get you're kind of a vortex I was in one of those target roundabouts where everybody's just pushing their car I'll try to figure out how to get out But it's like even though our tech you'll be walking down the sidewalk and you're like,

bro, what are you doing? Just get to the fucking right. Like, come on, this is obvious. You know, especially when it's just like, again, people just thinking it's a good idea to not only not be to the right. And the movies are like that fucking too. Movies, theater, anyways, people are wandering out, like they just got out of a coma for 90 years like bouncing around or just if you want to stand around and talk and like shoot the shit or whatever just push off as far to the right as you can yeah and then people coming the other way yeah will not hit you okay yeah I see a picture of this that you're talking

about though well it's just like it's just stay to the right you guys stay to the right mm-hmm okay if you're on the sidewalk if you're in the store that you're talking about though? Well, it's just like, it's just stay to the right. You got to stay to the right. OK, if you're on the sidewalk, if you're in the store, if you're driving a car, stay to the right. That should always be where you are. OK, I was in Costco the other day, OK? And I'm pushing my cart, and a guy's got his cart, you know, like kind of like in the middle of the aisle, right? And he's like looking at something or whatever.

So I go like, OK, well, I'm just going to get to the right. So I kind of like push that way, and I go, oh, excuse me. And, you know, I say, excuse me, right? And then as I get past him, he goes, excuse me. And I'm like, what the fuck? And he goes, you're supposed to say, excuse me. And I go, I did say, excuse me. You were so busy looking at fucking paper towels or something

Gabe, pornography? Yeah, first of all you don't need to be that guy who like needs to correct people on not using excuse me in the first place It's not important at all Excuse me Excuse me How'd you like to get killed in this Costco? But second of all I said excuse me so I stopped I like, I fucking said it. We had a little thing, I'm like, I said excuse me. And I need you to acknowledge that you just didn't hear it because you were lost in your own fucking world.

He's like, I'm like, alright, we good? We good? We good? So, and again, that was a guy who didn't see, I'm coming down the right, you're blocking the way, okay? You do not get to correct me on the excuse me. Yeah based on your positioning in the aisle Okay, I could be very rude and do whatever I want you ever have to move somebody else's cart Yeah, they're just fucking around they're like looking at something just go yoink. Yeah, I do that a lot. I do that a lot You know what I love doing Lifting my cart up and moving it sideways. That's too slow. Yeah, you make a lot of noise lifting my cart up and moving it sideways if you're going too slow or something

because you can make a lot of noise. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Uh. People lack this situational awareness in social settings. And you know, maybe it's because they watch too much Boy Meets World as a kid and they didn't understand that, you know, you gotta think all the time.

You gotta draw a line down the middle of the aisles or something. There should just be like, this is a thing that should be taught in schools. There's another one of these things that like kids just one day in elementary school go, okay, everybody, let's all walk. Can you honestly imagine if we didn't have sitcoms to teach people like how to interact with each other and everyone just watched whiplash reruns and spelling bees all day,

how fucking annoying everyone would be. Hey, let's watch the latest episode of Whiplash. Literally India. That's what Vivek wants. Vivek wants to remove all social awareness education from the entire country. Yeah, you look at the streets of India and that's a people who have clearly figured out how to interact with each other. I can just spit anywhere I want. Spit and shit anywhere I want. Oh, I'm so glad our sitcoms have expressed the correct way to act socially. Of course Jerry's eating Junior Minted Surgery, what's the problem?

Hahaha! Of the most considerate people in the world, the Indians. They're always thinking of somebody else. They're very giving, I guess. They do a lot of charity, right? Huh, what? They feed all their homeless some slop What are you talking about? I watched like some video

It's like some Indian temple where the homeless can eat whenever they want. It's probably not all of India Well with all the Really amazing at giving our jobs to themselves all that iTunes gift card money. You know they give it away to the poor I'm dying I'm destitute and it's $25.00 iTunes gift card. Oh, they're like a Russian guy No, I'm doing it. Yeah, it's more like Russian. Oh, whatever. I'm terrible at accents. Ah Anyway, my prom dick is a right-of-way disrespecters, guys get in line, and that line forms to the right. Man, when somebody's driving slow, and they are driving too slow, and they pull over for you to go past, I'm like, ah man, you're the real, you're the real

O.G. I have a slightly separate problem also, because this also happened to me, is people who think, you ever have one of those situations where there's a line that will eventually become two lines? Sure. Like Costco, on the way out, there's a checker on the right and a checker on the left. But everyone has gotten into one line to get to those two checkers.

And there's a lady who decides, well, there's two lines, and I'm the one who's recognized it. It sneaks up there. It sneaks all the way to the front. You go, no, no, we've entered a zipper-type situation. The reverse zipper. The anti-zipper.

This is a reverse zipper. This is not a two-lane situation now. Zipper disrespectors, honestly. Zipper disrespecters? Zipper disrespecters, yeah. If you put zipper disrespecters as your problem, that's the all time champion. Dude, like, like, this happens all the time. Like, I was at Target again. All the time. Yeah, where I'm like, okay, there's like two checkout lines, but like, you know, we're clearly in one line for them.

And then a lady's like, well, I'm gonna go to the second one. I'm like no we're all going to the second one I'm making everybody now everyone has to be anxious forever. Yeah, you we're gonna do this Yeah, it sounds like they think they're like Smarter than everyone else like heck. Oh, I don't think you guys understand. There's like two lines here. You know you need a Dumb jock to come over hey Hey, honey. Get back in the fucking line. Yeah. Who follows rules? Oh but uh, there's like, there's like extra self checkouts. Yeah we're all waiting for whatever the next one that opens is. It's not like a first come, yeah. Reverse zipper disrespect is another one. This isn't a gold mine situation where we're all

like, this is not gold rush, you You know they just think they're so smart Okay, my problem is adult. No adult Heely's no adult Heely's good one man. I gotta get some no adult I gotta get some no adult Heely's No, you have to get some adult Heely's if you got no adult Heely's those would be child Heely's I'm gonna go out Cuz they're also like high heels you can be taller But you don't wear high. Well. I tried I honestly at one point I did try to find adult Heely's but the only brands I could find were like Chinese trash Or there's like one really expensive brand really yeah, but I don't know who it is. They're not gonna call Heely's What do you mean? They're not gonna be called Heelys. I guess all tea Heelys makes Heelys for adults, bro

Okay, fuck. I should have asked for this for Christmas So why does everyone not have these I don't know look at these colors and stuff green Fire look at this shit. Can I just say for one- okay. Look at these colors. Green? It's like one of the most retarded things you've ever said. What? A blue car? No one's gonna expect a green Heely. They're gonna go, oh wow cool shoes.

And then you're gonna be fucking scooting off. They're gonna be like, what? I didn't expect those green shoes to be Heelys! When you say look at these colors you're supposed to name like a wild exotic color. Green, blue, not green and blue. What the hell is it? What do you want fuchsia? Like oh wow fucking mind-blowing. It's a color. Look at these colors RED? You know It's cuz there's a- if they have many colors

Oh my god Look at these colors. No Heelys for you Well, I I'll get the green ones. those are the wildest thing I've ever seen Peach and cream colors? See that would be yeah if you said peach and cream I'd be like that's like a little more It's just another fucking color! It's not green! Wow a blue car!

If you know that there is green shoes then there is a deep roster of colors Yeah sure Okay Wow look at these colors. Blue shoes. Obviously, there's blue. Sure. Gray.

Obviously, gray. But green is out of the question. Green, whoa! That could mean that just opens the door. That means there's more colors than just the green. That opens the door. Oh, man. Look at this shit.

Heelys for adults. Oh, I wonder if I could send back any of my presents and get some Heelys. why did I think that like? What the fuck he leaves that light up you do not need the light of those are kids kids of course Yeah, then I can get light up once fuck you But I like boy. I think there's ones that are like a bet like I think there's ones that have like a more heavy-duty Wheel that are not made by Healy's oh There's ones that have like a more heavy-duty wheel that are not made by Heely's OHHHH

OHHHHH Look at this shit Pro 20 prints, the racer 20 I don't want some knockoff Heely Yeah, but what if it's better? Look at this! Hippie Heely! Pink!

Okay, but here's my question A fat guy can't get Heely's, right? You better lose weight, bro I- I- OHHHH Look at this color! A skinny guy with Heely's, I get it You see a fat guy Heelying around?

You're like, bro, can you just walk? Yeah, you're gonna tear something. You're gonna tear your ACL on your first day. Of all the people who should be walking, you're one of them. No, I can just glide! Vito's gonna hit like a 2% grade, it's gonna be like Back to the Future. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Honestly though, what if I got really good at it though? I'm just like one of these guys just sliding around everywhere like you know doing tricks

80 60 bucks, it's not bad. I thought that would be more expensive Alright well I swear there's like a high brand like premium one though cuz I want you know I think they also probably say you need to spend more money Well, I bet if you click on it will say for those wearing wearing weighing 180 pounds or less Oh, you want like a scooter. I need Basically, I need like a giant industrial sized wheel because otherwise it's gonna crack under the force. You need like a horse carriage tremendous body I need wagon shoes. I

Need a just a big old wagon. Why the fuck did no one ever get me these? Well, because they don't know your shoe size Yeah, that's true. We can't just buy someone's shoes, man Do you know her shoe size Pokemon ball? Do you know your lady friends shoe size? No. Yeah, so how do you buy shoes for people? It's hard You live with her. Okay, there's a minion one. Oh Minions essential. I it's on sale! Those are definitely kid size bro.

I could get Nick Fuentes this for Christmas. That is a tiny baby shoe. That is not for adults. He could probably wear that size. Oh maybe they have them. 13 months. 13 year old. 13 youth though.

Oh no, 13M! 13M would be, well that's men's 13. 13 month? No, I think that's men's 13. What? Really? Yeah, I would think. Oh shit. men's 13 month no I think that's men's 13 what really yeah oh shit you're not getting minion Heely's why get regular ones why would I do that okay good I knock it and you love the millions well we have established that the minions are Mexican so it is your people Yeah They can barely talk English

They're forced to work for a ruling that ass. Yeah servant laborers. Yeah Force new life of servitude. All right adult no adult Healy's although. Yeah, there are adult Healy's so not yeah I didn't know about it. So it's still it's still a problem people don't know about it. So it still goes up there Yeah, that's good My problem dick You can play a little sting thing there it is my problem dick is a

When I would even call this Bob Dylan warship. Oh my god who cares about this smugger I've been on YouTube the past like we the past The past two weeks, ad blockers have stopped working because YouTube's fucking around. Okay. So that means every time I try to watch a video, I gotta hear, How does it feel? Oh, because that new movie.

No, I'm a Rolling Stone. And I'm like, What do you- What- What- What? What am I supposed to take away from the Bob Dylan story? He's just like the Hawk Twa girl from Boomers. Yes. He's just a guy who showed up in Greenwich Village with a fucking acoustic guitar and For some reason because nothing else was going on at the time well

A lot was going on that's the point Well, a lot was going on. That's the point. Because Vietnam was going on. And instead of focusing on all the Vietnam shit, it's like, let's watch this guy play his fucking stupid guitar. And sing some songs about it. That's an odd explanation of Bob Dylan. What did he do?

What did he do? He sang about Vietnam. Cool. Wow. Every other person at the time who made music Every single song from that time period was like oh, there's some Vietnam stuff going on. Oh, I'm so disillusioned man War really though war man. Yeah, okay, even the fucking monkeys were singing about war They're a fucking movie with a song which is actually probably better than Bob Dylan the monkeys. They were a fake band

Yeah, well there could be more than one musician at any given time look. It's this fucking boomer Okay, need yeah, venerate the shitty musicians They should be venerating Chopin and and Mozart. No, they should be venerating. I was thinking today I'm like haven't we had enough of these like, stupid 70s biopics about fucking bands and like the doors or what, you know, the doors had that fucking movie poster.

I didn't see that either. Which is probably more popular than the band itself, that fucking poster. Yeah. Okay. Why have we not gotten like a Limp Bizkit biopic? I would watch the hell out of that. Well, cause we're not old enough yet. Why not? It's been like 20 years. That's when they started making fucking movies about the Beatles, like 10 years after the Beatles showed up.

Well, the Beatles, yeah. Limp Bizkit is not the Beatles. Dude, they got a Woodstock movie, they got a Bob Dylan. This is the second Bob Dylan movie. They already made that first fucking Oscar bait dog shit. What was that? What if a black guy was playing Bob Dylan? What if a lady was playing Bob Dylan? Remember that? Like Deadpool?

They had six different Bob Dylans. Yeah, it was a multiverse Bob Dylan. They had multiverse Bob Dylan? They tried to spearhead a cinematic Bob Dylan universe, yeah. In the same movie? You didn't know that was the movie where it was like six different Bob Dylan stories, but he's played by different actors in each one.

And one of them is black and one of them he's a woman. Yeah, it's called I'm Not There. Yeah, I'm Not There. And it's just Bob. It's like, what if a lady was Bob Dylan? What would that look like? Okay. Yeah.

But I didn't see that. I also didn't. What did the black guy sing? I don't know, man also didn't the black guys saying Don't know man Look Bob Dilley like a rolling dead Okay for every one of these guys every single one they go well He was the voice of a generation you go how can they all be the voice of a generation you say that about all of them What makes Bob Dylan the voice of a generation?

Is there anybody who's like a big Bob Dylan fan? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, there's weird boomers. Is there? Beatles, yeah. There's Beatles maniacs, you know? Look, Bob Dylan's story, again, it's not like... Kiss, sure, but I've never met like a Bob Dylan fucking super fan. Bob Dylan head, you never hear... He's not like the parrot heads It's not like the Grateful Dead the dead heads. No, I've never met like a Bob Dylan Fan the Dylan the Dylan boys the Bobbers dildos the dildos Look

I had a couple notes here Did you know that you went back in time and you tried to steal Bob Dylan's like whole career Well, and you could only you forgot all the songs you could only sing about like pizza and stuff. That'd be great like a making a pizza Putting on the mozzarella Okay, here's the other thing is all these all these things it's always cuz the guys are like too many Asians in the Costco Let's be real. He's like fuck that sounds like my song. It's always it's always also. It's not like They would make that movie if it was like an ugly fat guy

You know like if Bob Dylan was singing the exact same song. What about Pavarotti? They made the- Who? Pavarotti The opera singer The only- the only time that they like a f- a big gross fat guy singing the song is if he died immediately afterwards Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Like the Over the Rainbow guy where that song is dog shit Come on Dude, that-

Dog shit? Yeah, that sucks That's a great song What are you talking about? That fat Hawaiian guy going Eee, over the rainbow Playing his little fucking fiddle No, it sucks

What are you talking about? The only reason anyone likes that is to go You know that guy died afterwards And I go good So I don't have to hear that fucking song every Oh, no, I do have to hear it every fucking second Over the rainbow Wasn't that song in Face Off?

Was it in Face Off's in the big shootout Yeah, I probably was actually now. I think about how could you think that's dog shit. It's not great. It's terrible cover What's a good song for you then? You know terrible break cover. I limp biscuit limp biscuit. Okay, limp biscuit corn. Can we get a corn biopic? That would be interesting No, why not? I want to know what happened to corn that would be way more interesting to me No, because it's all just a bunch of like cynical Eminem got one and I know indie Music industry shit. That's why cuz back in Bob Dylan's time. It was there was some amount of authenticity Seemingly now to coming out of nowhere and having a song and becoming great.

But that was all a lie. It wasn't anything whatever. It was just like, hey, here's this kid, he sings songs. Let's cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. It's always like, do you know he hung out with Woody Guthrie? You're like, that motherfucker couldn't sing either. How often do you go, how often do you go, man I can't wait to jam on this land is my land. What a fucking great, what a banger. I have a shotgun and you don't have one. That's a fucking great song to sing. If you don't get one, I'll blow your head off, sorry.

All I know is this like Woodstock bullshit, know where it's just like oh well we made a bunch of music yeah us the boomers and then we ruined the whole fucking world dude that was the worst part about the Bill and Ted 3 movie yeah was they their daughters go like try to get a band for them the best band ever and the first place they go is Jimi Hendrix like come on that's not yeah come on man but he got kicked out of the army for jerking off too much. That wouldn't even be their, that would be like their dad's version.

Ted's dad would love Jimi Hendrix. Why would their daughters think Jimi Hendrix is the, yeah. They would think like, Ingve Malmsteen or something. Right. Or Axl Rose. That would be, that would make more sense for the time period. That's the eight, yeah. Yeah, they would find somebody that is current. Or the Pet Shop Boys, you know? Metallica, whatever the fuck. Yeah. That would be that would make more sense for the time period. Yeah, they would find somebody that is current or the Pet Shop Boys Metallica, whatever the fuck. Yeah, that would be good. Jimmy Hendrix

Good old Hendrix. Well, I guess they wanted to get just one guy cuz if it's a band you got to pay for actors You get one guy. Yeah, you get to keep the cast list a little tighter. Well, no, then they got a bunch of other people, too I'm not saying Bob Dylan songs looks I like some of his music I get it But why do we got to make constant movies and like little tributes and whatever he got the Nobel Prize for literature That's retarded. Yeah, he made little fucking strummy songs about how war sucks. I get it Okay, the times are changing the times are changing. Yeah, I know You would come in and you're like the pizza is a bacon yeah, and then you go fuck you Dylan

Well, they made that movie where the guy you know that movie where the guy time spoiler You know that movie where the guy wakes up in a universe where the Beatles never existed and you just start singing all their songs Yeah, yeah, something could be like that Yeah, but it's like you're ruining it. Yeah, I'm ruining it all cuz I don't remember the lyrics and I'm fucking them up Yeah, you know what's funny is that Beatles movie you remember the uh, do you know the ending of that or maybe it was like after the credits Where it's like it's raped by a pack of dogs. Yeah Played by a white guy played by a pack of dogs. Yeah, that was my favorite part. I think that was an Indian guy in the movie, too. Yes, sir! Played by a white guy, played by a Jewish guy. At the end of it, he goes, oh man, that was a real hairy-

Hey, Jude! No! No, no, no, no, no, no! No, Jude! No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, Jude! No, no, no! Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Don't be afraid! Yeah, so... I don't know, I don't care about Bob Dylan. I don't care. Stop promoting me this fucking movie about him. What musician should I care about? What musician do you want to see? What biopic do you want to see? Well, I guess I'm just like... A guy who made music and then got a record contract and a bunch of money

Is not like as everybody knows him everybody knows who it is. So why did he resonate with people? That's what the movies Let's find out why this guy fucking resonated with people You need like an actual like John like like any cash Elvis Did they make those? Yeah, okay, but those were like more interesting because something actually kind of happened there I don't know. I haven't watched the Bob Dylan movie. I think there's an Elton John one. There's a Bob Ross movie. Well, that's good because he you know someone's gonna die of AIDS and then they did one about what do you call it? Freddie Mercury. Well, that's good because someone's gonna die of AIDS like you need that someone died of AIDS. I didn't watch any of that shit though. Well in like 90% of them somebody dies of AIDS, but I don't think Bob Dylan's still alive. So there's nothing there.

Oh, he is? Yeah. Hmm does he have a podcast? Actually I think he had a radio show it was like the Bob I'm pretty sure the Sirius XM gave Bob Dylan a shitty radio show and he also wrote that terrible the Christmas song I think must be Santa isn't that him? Must be Santa Santa Santa Claus. So he did the same thing you did, where he thought that the big money is in making a shitty Christmas song. He wasn't wrong, he's probably making way more money off that than the times are changing. Christmas music is free money, man. You really hate these guys that do your scams better than you.

Well, better than me for now. Next year, Vito's Christmas song is definitely happening. Said right on time with Superkiller. Alright. Anyway guys, Bob Dylan, who cares? Fuck it. Yeah, I mean, I don't like it either. But, you did those things.

Just say you made good music. Do I need a second movie about the guy? The music isn't that good, I don't think. Is it? Do you think it's good? The Bob Dylan music? Times are a-changing. Times are a-changing. Good I don't think is it do you think it's Bob Dylan music times are changing They are the change

The times but they're always like talking about like women doing stuff. I don't know. Thanks. There's a couple good songs Most of them are just women are getting jobs So can't drive though Are we okay is that yeah, no adult Healey's the war on jocks Yeah, and Bob Dylan Bob Dylan right away disrespecters and reverse zipper disrespect ease and Bob Dylan and Bob you're doing all three of those what the hell whatever Wrong there's no problem putting up extra problems right away Weird zipper disrespecters. I'm a bonus episode we do like ten problems. That's bonus content Dylan you got bonus problem on this episode

Yeah, just put Bob Dylan fuck he does making me raise the bonus episode price to six bucks I'm not making you everyone I lost the bet so we have to raise the price to the nail to keep the bonus episode at five dollars but Vito said you've sent me that message so many times. No I haven't! And this time I just said, you know what? I give up. I give up, Vito. You're such an asshole. You win. You're such a retard. No adult. Oh, I didn't want to do it.

Vito forced me to do it. You're killing me, Vito! Shut up. War on jocks. All right, go to biggestproblem.show to vote on these problems and more. Fantastic. Here's the voicemails. And we will be doing our next bonus episode very soon. I think we're gonna do our year biggest problem in 2024 wrap-up.

Oh, all right. So I'll have to do that pretty soon. Here we go. The biggest problem in the universe is having 300 plus hours in Elden Ring and then a corrupt update destroys all my save files. Oh, how? Nothing Microsoft or FromSoft can do about it. Was it on your Xbox? No, sir. No. Well, I'd say Elden Ring is one of those games

I wouldn't mind starting over if you're really that deep into it, but it does suck to lose that character I'm sure that's what you want to hear after you lose. You play it on the PC? Somebody saying oh, it's actually cool to play it again Oh, it's actually cool to play it again I mean you can do a second build now. You know you can do a pyromancy. I'm actually jealous of you actually I've played through Dark Souls like twice that was fun Okay, you've never played any of those games Nah, man. You got to play Dark Souls

I've played a I've played a game where you have you ever seen this game? It's a shock electricity game. Yeah. And everyone holds it, and then when the light turns green, you have to push the button, and the first person to push the button does not get shocked, and everyone else gets shocked. I have never seen this. Oh, brand new game.

Is this like a party game or something? I don't know, I got it for my nephews for Christmas. That's pretty great. It's like, that seems pretty fun. So everybody has their own stick. Everybody has their own buzzer. Yeah. And then the thing turns green.

And you have to be the first. You have to be the first. If you're not the first, you get zapped. So everyone's gripping it really tight to win. Jesus Christ. It's a good game. Holy shit. How do you guys understand how free speech works? Oh?

Bible someone you cannot Docs someone yes, you can help people their address Yes, you can express purpose of people going there to hurt them you can't do in statement. It's so of people going there to hurt them. You can't do incitement. It's so fucking- Incitement? What are you talking about? Hold on.

You guys can think, you can just say whatever the fuck you want. That's not how free speech works. Yeah it is. It kind of is. Or even the concept of free speech. You don't fucking understand it. You can't just tell people,

hey, let's go and kill somebody. Or hey, let's start a fucking fire down at the- You can say that. No. Yes you can. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? Let's go and kill somebody or hey, but no yes you can What a minute, what do you mean? Let's go kill somebody yeah? Let's go kill that guy. I don't think you can say that that's not illegal. It's a threat If I say to you let's go kill that guy is incitement. No, it's not

Yeah, well no it is not well. It depends on what context you're saying it in oh, okay, so you can't say it If you go on TV, and you go let's kill let's kill X and X yeah, let's kill Let's kill Hitler no you can't well Okay, oh I see let's kill Putin am I allowed to say that you're allowed to say it about enemies of the state Yeah, let's kill the let's kill the guy that's doing all the crime downtown am I allowed to say that obviously I don't know well you don't know that's gonna let's do you not know let's kill this guy it really we should go kill that guy and you don't do anything? Totally legal. Totally legal, you mean? Yeah. Alright, here we go. You go, well, you can kind of say whatever you want, but it ain't me, not this, that, or the other thing.

You can say whatever you want. It doesn't work that way. But I can say, here's Nick Fuentes' address, go fuck with him. I can absolutely say that. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, that's 100% legal.

I mean, you can't say it and keep your accounts, but you can definitely say that. But I can't say, here's Nick Fuentes' house, go commit crimes against him. You can say that. No, that's incitement' house, go commit crimes against him. You can say that. No, that's incitement. No, incitement is, do this right now.

Incitement is you saying this with reasonable expectation that it's going to happen right now. Like, immediate. So if there's no reasonable immediate. Like, in a mob, kill that guy. Okay. But you can say, man, here's Nick Fuentes' address, I really wish someone would go fuck him up.

You can say that. Can you? I don't know. I think that would be, that's borderline, I would think. Regardless, I think we agree on the idea that I can go, here's somebody's address. Do what you will. You know, like, as long as, you know,

regardless, if you're not saying like, you know, you're saying you could say, go murder the fuck. I don't think you can say that, but I think you can absolutely dock somebody. Yeah, you can say that. Here's his address, go murder the shit out of him? Yeah. I don't know about that. There's no expectation that that will happen.

There's no reasonable expectation. There could be expectation. No way. If you're broadcasting it... Who the fuck's gonna... Who's reasonably expecting that to happen? I don't know, man. All right.

Whatever you want. You can say whatever you want if there is not the intent of killing fucking other people or whatever the other case may be. And I don't even like Nick Fuentes, and yet you guys are standing here saying that it's okay that someone would you gotta take a breath and Let your diaphragm breathe fucking stupid. You guys are fucking

Blind to how this shit works, bro. You can absolutely post Nick Fuentes address. It's not against the law Here's how here's how that voicemail should have started. You post anybody's address. I'm either a lawyer or I'm not a lawyer. Yeah. Start any sort of law voicemails with I'm a lawyer or I'm not a lawyer. And then make your point, and obviously one is garbage and the other one is half garbage. I can say I don't like the President, here's the address of the White House. Okay?

Like, what do you want? Well, the president's different. Yeah, it's a little different for the president. But, I can say, I don't like Nick Fuentes, here's his address. I'm not, you know, inciting anything. It's, I don't know, go there and, you know, write him a very sternly worded letter and leave it in his fucking, you know, mailbox.

Or kill his neighbors dogs. I don't fucking care. Do whatever feels right, man. Uh, okay. Hey, I heard you guys are going to Hackamania 2. neighbors dogs I don't fucking care do whatever feels right man okay hey I heard you guys are going to hackamania 2 I just wanted to check and see if you guys have the same promo code as last year N-word no that's not the promo code might be we're gonna be at hackamania we decided hackamania 2 it will be in Las Vegas what are you doing I'm looking at the I'm looking for the just look up the fuck. It's biggest. It's the same one as before

The N word was our promo code last no our promo code is biggest. It's never been the N word Are you sure are you sure he sent me a thing that said promo code biggest? Why who? Yeah, promo code biggest save 10% on that's a mistake. it should be the N word. Well it's not the N word. Well I've been telling everyone it's the N word. Did you actually tell people the promo code is the N word? I bought tickets with the N word. No you didn't why are you buying tickets we get in for free. Just in case I had more I had some to give away. Okay, what the fuck? Well don't use promo code the N word. What the fuck Patrick Melword. Don't make it that that's not a promo code That goes to whatever and I don't think there are any black people at this thing

Come on Was there a single black person at Hackemania? Yeah, there was what's that? What's his name? Maybe Manny Muskets will come He can have promo code. I'm sorry. What did you say? What's that one? Well, because I'm saying how many when we did what was the exact way you said that? When we went to Philly, how many black performers were there in Philly? One. What do you mean many muskets? Well, we did the Philly show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The one. There's not another one. Just the way you said it. I'm sorry, if you want another one you can just fight them. What was the one? Well there wasn't even one at Hackamania. At Hackamania there were zero. Okay. Yeah, but you said people

going. There was black people going. Not really, maybe, I don't remember seeing them. Because it was nighttime. I don't remember, the dabble verse to me does not strike me as a, you know, very diverse group of people, okay? I love the dabble verse. You're gonna shit. Man, you better bring this. If you're gonna shit talk everyone in the dabble verse, you better bring this in fucking person. I'm not shit talking. I like white people. I'm just saying. Nah, you're shit talking. You are always shit talking. Coral and all these guys on the show. You better bring this shit talking energy to their face. I'm not shitting, who am I shitting?

You're always shitting on them. Making the observation that black people do not participate in deep numbers in the dabble verse is just, you know, it's an observation. I'm noticing. Whatever. White people find certain things funny that black people would probably go. I don't get it Anyway, this is this is bullshit. What's the n-word gives you? 20% instead of 10% say that and then I'll actually okay anyway, it's gonna be downtown Vegas main

Nice, that's what I thought the code was well Well, you were wrong. Patrick's fucking with me Yeah, he told you he said that yeah, that's cool I I was hoping someone would use that as the promo code back to that only you would do it My other my other request is if anyone in the audience can catch me up on the latest Aaron Imholt and Stuttering John bro. We're gonna come in with all Imholt all Stutt Joe. It's gotta be. It's gonna be just a crash course of Stuttering John.

Stut Joe, fuckin' nailin' to the wall. Suzy Cooke. Jackie the Joke Man's goin' down. Oh yeah, we're gonna come in, raw ImHolt coverage, we're gonna blow all of raw Em Holt coverage, and I'm gonna blow all of it. I've heard rumblings that a certain internet lawyer might appear, but it's gonna depend. We're gonna have Aaron Em Holt's yearbook

from high school. Just go through that. We're gonna go through his kid pictures. Most likely to be cucked. Surprisingly, he came in second to a stronger, more dominant cuck. Second most likely to be cucked. That was the award that he won in high school. Aw, man!

You can't ever get a win, Aaron. First place cuck, damn it! Can't ever get a win. First place cook. Damn it. I can't ever get a W on the board. Ah, poor guy. So we'll be, despite making up half the promo codes, they only give you 13% off. Thank you, Michael Winning. All right. So yeah, we'll be at Hackamania in May.

That'll be fun. Good excuse to go to Vegas and fuck around. And who will buy Veto a steak that's the contest. Don't be staying at somebody's house for the whole time again. I'm gonna stay in his house if he's going. I like that guy. Yeah but you can't be staying at people's houses like that. They got an extra room they don't care. And it's like this is the Veto experience. It's not the Veto experience he's a buddy I like that guy. Really? Yeah, how come you won't be his writing partner It's a different guy. He's not asking me my who he's like somebody else. It's not Rex Sexton

Oh, he's the one that wanted to be a right is Rex Exxon leaving live in Vegas. I don't think so He's the one you stayed with no who'd you stay with different guy? Well? Who'd you stay with? I can't tell you because he doesn't want his name mentioned on the show You can just make up a name? Tommy McDougaham from fucking Walla Walla Washington. Yeah, but now I know that that's not the name. Whatever, he's a different guy. But he just made up a name in the first place. Doesn't make sense.

He's a different guy! He's not a public figure. He's not a Rex Sexton type. What does that mean? That he doesn't go on the internet and have people know his name! He's not one of the- he's like a regular guy- Why? Because he's a regular guy I Thought rec sexton you were staying with no I don't know how nice to rec sexton because I thought he was well

You've been a very nice to a guy who I have no relationship to so congratulations I like that impression rec sexton make stingers or something. I don't know. Hey, he's just like a he's a super fan We like rec sexton, but I didn't stay at his fucking house Who's house are you staying at? Johnny Mc fucking flame pants You can't come up with a fake Billy green shoes his shoes are green. Can you believe it Peter? Griffin peteer Griffin damn it. All right Can't make up a fake name

Alright. Can't make up a fake name. Doesn't matter who I stayed with. But I don't know if he's going to, I don't even know if he's going to Hackamany. I could get a fucking hotel. Where are they going to do it though? I don't even know what hotel it's in right this time. Freddie Queermo? Is that?

Freddie Queermo. I stayed with Freddie Queermo. What kind of a situation did you have there? We talked, yeah, we're butt buddies. It was just a bunch of gay fucking the whole time. Maybe. Vegas is fun. I'm looking forward to it. And guys, get your tickets again.

Promo code biggest, not the N word. N word will probably work. I don't, well, I'm worried it's going to give the money to somebody else. No, not the money. If someone else gets that. It's more that we want to make sure they know that we are helping sell tickets as opposed to just showing up and fucking around.

So that's why I use our promo code. I don't think we get something extra, it's just they know we're putting in the work. DeSanti Off-Road for two, thanks for not killing yourselves. Cardinal Cardinal for five, we love Veto. Stathetic Shinobi for two, thanks for not killing yourselves, Koof. Koof. For another two, he says, biggest problem Thanks for not killing yourselves, Koof. Koof.

For another two, he says, biggest problem is people don't wear deodorant and have BO. True. For two, he says, veto is my best friend in the whole wide world. That's nice of him. Cardinal, Cardinal for 10. Dick, a Diet Coke type of dude, but Pepsi a veto type.

Hidden messaging. Yep. Cardinal, Cardinal for two. Pharmacy ran out of crimp pills. You got to get crimp pills, man. Britsman for two. Gonna be funny when dick's Kid finds his life's work. Oh

Black crimson for five. Thanks for the snacks. Thanks for not killing yourselves. Happy New Year boys. See you. What do you think would be really? What were you gonna say would be my Work is not expressed daily. Yeah, I mean what the kids gonna see him on dr. Phil and go that's pretty well That's kind of old. Yeah, I don't want to sit through this. I don't understand this at all Cameron for fun is gonna be living in a VR hollow world the way things are going either there He's gonna be living in a hello, sir Indian Fucking dystopia street run by Vivek. We're gonna live on houseboats on shit Would you like some hollow shawarma is made from great laser

Okay, they have shawarma. No, that's Middle Eastern Vindaloo Sir do you want your hello Vindaloo sir do not do not redeem Vindaloo sir all these Indian kids hover boards slurping curry this sucks The Indian kids are riding around on their hover boards slurping curry. This sucks. Let's see, Cameron for five. Oladik going to be in LA for New Year's. And the Rose Bowl, where should I drink?

Shit, I don't know. Yeah, LA is kind of a big place. Where are you going to be? Rose Bowl's in Pasadena. Go to Lucky Baldwin's. That's where the Red Wedding happened. Oh, you like Lucky Baldwin's? No, actually. What do you mean it's where the Red Wedding How you like Lucky Baldwin's no actually it's where the red wedding happened

We're oh for this show. Yeah I like their fish and chips past old town Pasadena has some nice bars. Well, they're fine My buddy keeps trying to get me to go to Tonga Hut What's up? It's a tiki bar Tiki bar my buddy. Well, we were going to Tiki Tea. Do you know Tiki Tea? Yeah. Have you been there?

Yeah. You know, George Lucas came up with the Cantina in Star Wars by hanging out at Tiki Tea, which is why they sell a delightful drink called the Yoda fucking surprise or some shit. So there you go, a little bit of trivia. Where should I eat no Asian food? Go to Canners.

Yeah, that's good. Canners is a fun, like, old school LA experience. And you can find the specific booth that Larry David talked to retarded people. Or the specific booth where Don Draper ate a sandwich with Pete on the show Mad Men. The Jerry and Coke for Five started work today after three months of FMLA. What is that? I don't know. Okay.

Unpaid from heart failure. Hope you boys have a good Christmas and have a happy new year. Thanks for not killing yourself. Thanks. I have no idea what that is. Medical leave absence? Full medical leave of absence. Full male leave absence.

Full medical leave absence. Leave absence. Fucking men licking ass. Fucking men licking ass. That's what it is. That's cool. You broke your, you got a heart problem fucking men and licking their asses? I can't believe it.

Your heart came out from that? Cause you're so excited. At least, at least. I'm so happy licking all these men's assholes. Oh, I'm having a heart attack. I don't know if you saw, I remember we talked about how. Sorry. Remember how we talked about how... Sorry! Remember how we talked about how Tim Rogers left his podcast,

you know, that was one of the problems. Licking ass? No, no, no, no, no, no, but we were talking about how Tim left his podcast. And then somebody clipped that and they posted it on a Reddit board that's devoted to like Tim Rogers and the on-goings. Oh, yeah. And all the comments are,

God, these guys are horribly homophobic. Now you gotta say it like them though. And then I said, Oh, these guys are horribly homophobic. I said, our show's not that homophobic. And then I listened to the clip and the whole time you're going, oh yeah, was the podcast like,

ooh, let's talk about video games. And I'm like, oh my God, we are horribly homophobic. I like plugging controllers into my ass. Ooh, I like the vibrator ones. I was like, oh my god, we are horribly homophobic. I like plugging controllers into my ass. Ooh, I like the vibrator ones. I control it with my butthole. I was like, to an outsider, yeah, I guess this is a very, but you guys, we're- Okay, so are they gay?

Cause that's what they're, I hate them, so are they gay then? I guess yes. I guess they're saying we're gay and you hate us, so you're homophobic. Busted. It was one of those things where somebody's like, Tim hangs out with this bigot and I'm like,

oh, see, this is why you gotta separate the streams. Cardinal, Cardinal for two, we love Frog Tony. We do and we hope he returns soon. J-Rob detailing Ireland for five euros. Hello, Laz, cheers for the show. Thanks. J-Rob, are you sending me stuff on Snapchat or are you posting stuff on Snapchat

and Snapchat is alerting me? I don't understand how Snapchat works, but I always get a message from J-Rob, are you sending me stuff on Snapchat, or are you posting stuff on Snapchat and Snapchat is alerting me? I don't understand how Snapchat works, but I always get messages from J-Rob going, Hey, Dick, check this out. But it's always the same message. I'm like, are you just posting stuff? And then it automatically sends it to you? I don't know. Yeah, he might be messaging you. It's fucking...

I don't know how Instagram works. It's really bottling my mind. I do know that this works. Cool, for a huge $50 on the board. Thanks for not killing yourselves.es 2d coming from Japan Biggest problem Tokyo live show when dick can dress up as a samurai instead of a pirate. Oh god I want to go to Japan But they say that the they hate the tourists now because the tourists are just showing up in droves. I mean They're talking about black people though aren't they I think they're talking about everybody Some though, aren't they? I think they're talking about everybody.

Some of it is the- some of it. Okay. It's not just like tourists are a problem from everywhere. You should walk around going, ah, ah, ah, ah. What is that? Show me your women like that. Okay. Where's the porno stores?

They like that there. They're excited about that. I love uh, I come buckets or two buddy Buddy buddy buddy buddy. How may I help? Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy. How may I help? Well to give you uh Medicare my name is... Okay Antoids... It's not even close. I know. I should never try to do impressions.

Antoids for five. Good Will Hunting was written by Nosher Damis. We're hiring the top 0.01% of janitors and putting sandwiches on layaway. Sir, I'm top 1% in all of India. That's a good point. Good Will Hunting was a huge movie. It's all about what if a janitor was good at math. Yeah, and it's, yeah. And then you go, yeah.

So what did he do with math? How was that exciting? How was it good? I watched that movie and I'm like, yeah, but I just want to hang out with Ben Affleck now My favorite thing in Boston, I wonder if it's still there So there was a shawarma shop in Cambridge that we used to go to yeah They had a framed picture of Ben Affleck who is of course Boston royalty Everybody right and Beth just shows up places all the time

So they had a they had a signed photo of Ben Affleck Okay, cool, but it kind of seemed like he was forced into signing it because it just said Wow great shawarma Exclamation point probably drunk Ben Affleck. He probably was drunk But then does he just carry a signed photo of himself like a photo of himself everywhere to sign for people Yeah, well, I'll say no,. No, he sends it to them later. Wow. Great shwarma. I'll send you a photo.

I guess, yeah, maybe they have to request it. There's a cheesecake, sorry, cheesesteak place in LA. And every time I go in, there's a picture of Kevin Smith and we were still a big fat guy. And he's like, great cheesesteak. And I go, well, if fat Kevin Smith liked it, it must be good. Psychonautical for 20. First, Damn Hyde makes it to Skankfest.

Then Nick Mullin shouts out Raketa's drama on Dan Sodder's show. Just a few more steps to Dick Masterson on Joe Rogan and then whispering out utopia into Trump's war. Thanks for not killing yourselves. I keep trying to get Luis Gomez to come on this show. He's not coming on. Why not?

I mean, I don't know. We're not like a nothing podcast. Yeah, it's just not. We went on his show. Yeah, oh, thank you. We've had such big guests as Eric Escobar. Like, why would... What are you even gonna say to Luis Gomez?

I don't know, it's just... How's, what's boxing like? It's not, I'm not gonna say like, you just do the show, it's a comedy show, I don't gotta like specifically grill him on something. But what is you, what perspective are you gonna get from him? A comedian's perspective on the stupid problems we bring in. We talked about adult Heelys and Indian people living in the future selling dirt. You're gonna say, yo man, like, uh, yeah, there's like a...

Don't stop. Do not do disparaging impressions of the guests I'm trying to get for the show. Why? Because it doesn't fucking help, okay? It's like that time I said, hey, we should go to whatever their fucking thing is. Skankfest? Skankfest. Stand around? And you just talked about how shitty it would be if we went. It would be. It's like that time I said hey, we should go to whatever their fucking thing is Legion skank fed We should go stand around and he just talked about how shitty it would be if we went it would be

Could we don't watch the show? Why would you want to go to a live show of a podcast you don't watch? It's not just them there was like a million comedians at that it wasn't just their show. Oh, Tony Hinchcliffe Hey, there's a floating. Hey, there's a There's a floating patch of there of garbage in the ocean. It's called Puerto Rico's garbage. It's like Dr. Steve Bruhl tells better punchlines than Tony Hinchcliffe. You always complain about me burning bridges with everybody, but then you do the exact same thing. You burn bridges with people that we have relationships with. I'm not burning bridges. Carl! I love Carl! I listen to WATP, I like Carl!

I'm not burning bridges, these guys don't want anything to do with us, we do not have any relationship with them. I don't really like them, I don't watch their comedy, I don't think they're funny. But they have like, Sam Hyde was at Skankfest, there's guys you like there. Sam Hyde's a networker though man, he's like the top dog. He's the networker though, man. He's like a piece like the top dog, you know top dog He's a top dog. He's the top dog Sam. Hyde is the top dog of comedy of this kind of comedy Yeah, he's the top of this cat like this independent comedy. Sam Hyde is the top dog Interesting the big the big meat the big the big meat that they call him Sam Hyde is the big meat. I haven't heard that said. OK.

Just look at his face. I mean, look at him. Well, maybe you can make me a flow chart of who the big meats are in our sphere, and then I can try to make sense of it. Sam Hyde's the biggest of the meats. Sam Hyde's the big meat. Yeah. Nick Fuentes.

I was going to say is Fuentes one of the top comedians in our sphere? Yeah. OK. I was gonna say is flint as one of the top comedians in our sphere Yeah, okay one of the top working comedians in our sphere is Nick one Ted. He's a wizard Okay, that's all I need to know Important comedy universe where Nick Fuentes is at the top. Got it. Okay. Thank you. ComTowns? ComTowns. ComTowns there. One of those guys is on there. Okay.

Adam, uh, what's his name? Stavros? Adam Funglers? Adam Funglers is there. What is his name? I don't fucking know. He was talking about me with Destiny. What is his name? Oh, yeah, I know who you're talking about.

Adam Fundingler. Yeah, well, he didn't know who you were, so he made fun of your name. But it was like stupid, right? He described me perfectly though. He said, Dick Masterson sounds like a porn star. He knew me. He knows who I am. He's doing your job.

That's the joke. He's just explaining the joke. No, but he knows who I am. Oh, he does know who you are. Yeah, he said it. He says he's got it in time. Did you play that on the show? I did, yeah.

It's like a 70s porn star. Was he trying to rip on destiny? Yeah. He says he's got it out on the show. I did. Yeah, it's like a 70s. He's trying to rip on destiny Yeah, he was like saying like obviously he was like destiny Weirdos and he brought you up as an example. Yeah, they bring up digibro. Did the destiny debate did you bro? Oh, he did. Yeah back. Did you bro was did you bro? Oh, yeah What do you call it? Did you bro went on to defend your honor after you debated that? That's good I appreciate that I think that's I think and I think did you bro still really are sorry Trixie now really hates destiny because Of it well. I don't know I haven't listened. I mean destiny's getting pretty out there I listen to about five seconds of you debating destiny

I'll just go about five seconds of Trixie debating destiny and both of them I'm like I don't want to listen to this there's see nothing See you're you're critical of our friends and you're Sucked the ass of people that we don't know it's not being critical Trixie. It's just that whole and destiny I like yeah, but there's no reason to say you only watched five seconds of that show There's no reason to say that the debates can be insufferable. There's no reason to say that though It's not you brought it up out of nowhere apropos of nothing I actually don't I mean destiny has been on the show so I have been like I can't I can't talk too much shit about the Dick sucking video, you know, I have to like keep it kind of restrained. What do you want to say about the dick?

I mean, come on. There's a video of the guy sucking dick and it's like you jealous. It's just out there I'm not jealous. It's and again, it's one of these situations jealous? It's just out there. So? I'm not jealous! It's again, it's one of these situations where I go, why would you... The second somebody takes out the carrot to film it, why don't you go, well, you filmed yourself eating a whole buffet, how is that different? That's true. No, I'm proud of that.

Well, I guess if you're proud of the dick sucking, I'm proud of my ability to demolish a buffet. You should have been pretending to be on a work call like you were doing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Uh-huh. How long is the actual video? I saw about two seconds. I don't know.

Well, I'm saying I watched like two seconds of it and I said, I think I know where this is going. Actually, you know, here's what, here's what- You didn't know before. Here's how I held back with Destiny is you know, I do those voiceover videos. So I really wanted to add my voice to it going, ah, that's pretty good.

Suck that dick or something. I don't know. I was going to add my voice to it. That would have been really gay. Where would you have played that? I wanted to trick people into thinking Destiny was sucking my dick, you know? Like, that's gay of you.

You're like going to moan into it and stuff? Work those gums you blue-haired fae-apsler. Where would you have posted this? Just like Twitter? Personal? You were posting a gay porno, revenge porn? I could have censored it out. Onto Twitter? I guess that's the problem. Is this revenge porn, right? I mean. All I'm saying guys, stop recording sex stuff. Okay. That's happened to more than a few of my only sell stocks. They only buy stocks that go up. All right. It's surgery for two chat. You're silly. They won't be late. So surgery for two nine oh five. Uh, yeah. Okay. We were late.

Ocklevich for two tardy show hosts get deported in Trump's America. Jerry Coke for two nine 11 gate hosts get deported in Trump's America. Jared Koch for two, 9-11, gate and lay. Jake Lover for 20, biggest problem in the universe. As people will always talk about how much they love The Room or cheap horror movies, it's okay to admit something you actually love. You don't have to hide behind 10 layers of irony. Oh yeah, have you ever seen a bunch of shit in the street? Oh, that's my favorite movie.

See like, go outside and just see a bunch of dog shit on the street. It's been all mushed around Yeah, bro, but I appreciate audacity You know like that's what I think what I appreciate from the room is a guy who just like plows through and just goes for it You know room sucks Yeah, I've only seen it once But like I really go throw the spoons and stuff no but I really like Southland Tales and that's like the ultimate like shitty movie with Way too much going on where I go. I don't know man. There's something here. There's something about this

We should watch Southland Tales sometime. What is what is that? Southland Tales is about the rock waking up in the desert Oh, you told me that you've told me about this one. And Justin Timberlake went to Iraq and took psychic drugs and then got hit by shrapnel, but now he can see into the future. Okay, that sounds good. And Sean Willem Scott is Jesus. Really? And he says the N-word to the rock.

With a hard R? Yeah. Okay. And John Lovitz plays an insane cop who isn't funny. This is all happening? And just kills people. Yeah. Okay. And Sherry O'Terry plays a neo-mark.

Wait, Sherry O'Terry? No, not Sherry O'Terry. Done. The one from Parks and Rec. Leslie something, the blonde one? Yeah. Okay, I don't. I don't know. What's the name of her actress?

Mandy Moore is in the movie too. Is she fat? No. She plays the president of United States daughter. Okay. Couldn't they have got a man to play that? To play the play the president's daughter? All the parts.

Southland Tales is a great movie. We should watch it sometime. I got the Blu-ray extended cut. Okay. Which has Justin Timberlake's original shitty voice acting from the con cut. The movie got booed out of the con film festival. I used to have that cut, but now it's been restored. Yeah, the original cut was real. So it's real bad. Oh, it's real bad. Okay. But it's not real bad. It's real bad. Oh, it's real bad. Okay, but it's but it's not real bad

It's like ahead of its time World War three happens and then I'll spoil it. No, that's the beginning of the movies Well, I mean it already you're spoiling it and I have the prequel graphic novel because originally it was a nine parts like Star Wars saga, you know with nine chapters yeah the movie is only chapters six through nine so you have to read the prequel graphic novel which is Vivek wants more out of print for 20 years you can't get it this is like a hundred dollar graphic novel wow the Rock rides a roller coaster okay strategy for 10 imagine shopping for a proper adult rooster and enter into a

cockfighting tournament when you go to the farm to make the exchange they duck chicks in my ass That's that Vic and Dito elite Komodo for five. Hey Vito my grandpa got me a 9.8 graded Star Wars number one comic book I'm not any of these things. What do I do with it? Well, it depends if it's original burn it start now if it's an original Star Wars number one It's worth money. It's a reprint or like a second printing. It's worth far less. Yeah, it's a reprint because it's nine point eight so it means it came from the factory and went right to the greater It could have yeah, you probably could get a nine point eight out of a I don't know those guys pressing stuff Have you been following a you follow that card guy? What's his name? Go fixes the cards

No, I don't feel like I gotta send you his videos man. It's crazy He takes a good Jordan that has like a huge scratch in it and he applies this like magic fucking liquid to it. Puts it between two Brillo pads and it sucks the fucking crease out of the card. And he's like a card wizard. He'll like break a card open

that got like a 6.5 and get it to a 9 and you're like, how the fuck is he doing this? Yeah, so everybody buys a little bit. I gotta send my Charizard to him You actually should cuz he's like he sells that's his business is he sells these supplies and he's are he does all these like insane like Experiments on cards and he's got to the point where he's like, yeah, okay, sir You know, dude, there's no way you can get rid of that huge scratch. He's like watch this

You just between this goo and you fucking send it around where yeah base retard for five says proficient in anti-asian racism has more fake names than slurries super killers should call her Polly ping-pong or something that's true that's true the Jerry coke for two is the New England term for them yeah thank you Alex for five I know I make a lot of good I know I make a lot of jokes and silly comments on the show, but the community of fans and their support on the show make me not wanna kill myself.

We have great fans. Great fans. Not killing yourselves with five dollars. Except for everyone in the Discord. Thanks a lot, Alex. You guys are assholes. Kay theSwiss for five says nothing, thank you. Ched Bronson for two.

Shout out to the Reddit and Facebook of this show. You guys are great. It is AI, you know, artificial insemination oink. JLo for two. Thank you. RightDude here for two. Here's some bathtub ozimic money, thanks. ShitLips for 10, nothing.

Thank you, ShitLips. RightDude here for two. Ah hell no! Ah hell no! See, I said we should review the Minecraft movie. Do you still think that's a good idea? Kinda late. It's not out yet.

Then yes, let's definitely do it. Okay. I want a database of all the- If there's a black lady in the movie, I want a database for every movie that a black lady's in, the first Ah hell no. Honestly, if we made a website- Wasn't there a website that like tracks- Like Mr. Skin, but- Yeah, like Mr. Skin, but just for black women saying ah hell

No in a movie. Yeah, that would be hilarious Somebody go register a hell nah calm black 17 videos your boy prime congratulations on another great year on a serious note When are you gonna install super fighter six Street Fighter six so that we can play together online? I might do that soon About that huge collector's edition because it was like half price and I still have a huge collector's edition It's a Street Fighter box. It's like this fucking bitch. Is it a game? It has the game inside but it also has like two action figures or whatever. It was only 50 bucks

What Chun Li and Cami? No, it's like the two new ones. It's Luke and the black girl Black girl. Yeah, there's a new black girl in Street Fighter. Huh, I think Hmm. There's been black girls in Street Fighter before Street Fighter 3 had that doll's him looking chick Elena. Oh, yeah. Okay. There's another one now. I think there's another one now. She's more like, you know street talking I think there's another one now. She's more like a you know street talking Kraken wise you know black. There's a lot of black black guys in the

She talks like Chris Rock. Yeah Did they get rid of Ken's black son? What? Yeah is Sean that little inner city kid Ken adopted. Oh you adopted a black son? Yeah And it's kind of like racist because like before the fight starts Sean bounces a basketball and then tosses it off screen. What's racist about that? Well can't he be into karate? Does he also have to be into basketball? Like where do you know he's into karate? It's like well he's a black guy of course he would bring a basketball with him everywhere he goes. He's got a hoop man. He's got a hoop. Goose for two, tea bags are bad, just imagine how bad

K-cups are. They're horrible I told my mom. Oh my god you're right. Yeah. he's got a hoop. Hoop is life. Goose for two, teabags are bad, just imagine how bad K-cups are. They're horrible, I told my... Oh my God, you're right. Yeah. Dooforia for two, I had to hear about my DNA breaking down, stoned. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. AJO for five, Vito Fat. Good comments.

I finished Sketch for five. I saw an Indian on Twitter brag that streets are better for shitting because if you shit in your house, it's closer to where you cook. Oh yeah, I saw that guy. Well, when you don't have plumbing, he kind of has a point. No, sir! He doesn't understand that we have pipes that take the shit away. Well, some of us do.

Yeah. Juen Wong for five, my pitch, Riley shows up and stand outside holding up a boombox which plays the rift from under the bridge on an endless loop. Also, Vito, you suck. What is the rift from under the bridge? I don't know. I have no idea. Weaponized autism for two, Vito Kumia might be the best. I gotta't know. I have no idea. Weaponized autism for two.

Vito Kumia might be the best. I got to block that guy on Twitter. He's infecting my brain. Javsity for eight. Vito, I hope you had a lot of fun this week. Did you buy anything? How's Tim Rogers? Take your time with Superkiller.

No rush at all. We love you, Vito. The letterer is good. We have to have a Tim Rogers song. Whenever you mention Tim Rogers, it goes like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. And then to have a Tim Rogers, like, song. Whenever you mention Tim Rogers, it goes like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And it sings like a 10 minute song. Well, because those were my-

Tim Rogers! Tim Rogers! That was my Bob Dylan whatever, you know? Would you see a biopic on Tim Rogers? No, because it would be full of lies. ABQ, Hazley for five. Dick, look up PDFs and Star Trek for a HuffPost article about how all PDFs are Star Trek fans.

Oh, yeah. Really? Sure. Mike Hunt for 20. Remember that nerd disguise as the sorority girl's boyfriend and doing her in Revenge of the Nerds? Imagine you think you're getting a blowy from a woman, but it's actually your dad.

Nobody wants that. Michael winning for five. The helmet they gave Vito was definitely not a football helmet, right Ricky? True. K-Gon Postal for two. They gave me a special helmet. Be nice to the nerds.

Fuck the nerds. Bass recharge for five. Joke's on you, Vivek. I'm a fuck up and my parents didn't let me watch TV at all. Benjamin for 10. I lived in the Bay Area for a while and the Indians sunk up the place. Don't read that one.

Curry is a third word meal and anyone who partakes is a left. I like Indian food though. I can't wait to eat it. Benjamin for ten I lived in the Bay Area for a while and the Indians don't read that one I've got the place Curry is a third word meal and anyone who partakes is a lot. I like Indian food though. I can't lie Fucking that naan there's some you like Indian food. Yeah. Wow, that's amazing. What do you mean? I mean, I just don't I don't like all Indian food, but like fucking uh First of all naan is just really good bread. You can't really fuck that up and Then chicken tikka masala is just chicken and delicious blend of spices and cream like that's good shit Who is this supposed to meant to appeal to? You mean me saying that yeah, are you?

I'm just saying like I don't know about you guys, but I love a Rooney, I love a ham a cheeseburger you got the you got the meat and then you got the cheese Well, you seemed you seemed surprised. I liked Indian food. I was joking. Okay, you're saying cuz I like all foods Yeah, yeah, and Everyone likes Indian food. Not everybody likes Indian food. Who doesn't like Indian food? I don't know people man What I'm not gonna name a specific person Brandon for two the ADL has lists of fun words on their website. I think that other guy was right though about Chinese racism.

You gotta make up funny names for them. Yeah. Mike Humphrey Five, Star Trek Connection, was one of the few shows that Heaven's Gate members were allowed to watch. Interesting. Wendell for two, Hi Nitro Riley Isn't Funny. Hi Nitro? I don't know. Who's Nitro? Pendell for two. Hi, Nitro, Riley isn't funny. Hi, Nitro? I don't know. Who's Nitro?

Pigeon for 20. Was that another commenter? That's cool, Mr. Ramoswami. Anyways, that'll be $20 on Pump Six and a pack of Marlboro Reds. Nitro for five. Hi, Wendell, I agree, Riley isn't funny. Oh, that's Nitro.

Sarah Gardner for five. Health officials are investigating a zympic in the drug's possible link to an eye rotting condition The cause is blindness have fun with that Vito my account for five My most blind and skinny you guys would treat me better than if I was fat and able to see You'd love ah everybody likes a blind skinny guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You ever see a blind fat guy. I Mean because they can't see the food so they can't eat it fast enough to get fat. It's true. You ever see a blind fat guy? I mean... Because they can't see the food, so they can't eat it fast enough to get fat. It's true.

Yeah. You can't be blind. I don't think I have seen a blind fat guy. Because the whole... Because food, probably you want to eat it when you see it, but if you can't see it, the temptation is gone. Is that how you... Yeah, seafood.

I love seafood. I see food and I eat it. Did you see Maddox's new video? Oh my god. Seafood is for people to get laid. Did you watch that video on your show? I watched like 10 minutes of it. It was just like stats on how eating oysters makes you smart. What? Bro Okay, Maddox. I Don't know why I don't know why I'm still weirdly invested in you not being a complete fuck-up You have this thing with like you go you try to build up the enemies of people that like you

That's your that's your no cuz I am Maddox. We're the same person How do you figure that cuz I'm going to at some point destroy this show and the goodwill of everyone around me It's like inevitable. Clip this because it will happen. Okay? Because we are both impulsive losers who just destroy. We can't have joy and we can't accomplish anything. But he's, no, he's having constant joy. Is he? Yeah. If you ask him how his life's going, he'll say, great.

That's a big difference. You'll say, just the worst. All I want to say is when you're thinking about YouTube topics, you want to riff on popular things. But the topic of your video is, hey, are you a guy who likes seafood and hates people who don't like seafood. And you get laid.

It's a very narrow audience for this video. Like who is this aimed at? People who wanna get laid. The people on YouTube who are watching Mr. Okay, they have the option of watching Mr. Beast lock people in a bunker for a month. Dumb. Or you talking about eating salmon.

Yeah. Salmon. Who doesn't like salmon? So they're probably going to click on the thing they find most thrilling and exciting and topical and interesting. Getting laid. Seafood is for people who get laid is the name of the... Yeah. You get hot pussy if you eat seafood. This is a really bad idea for a video and then I tried watching him like he's just listing food he likes it's not even funny

at all what do you mean look doesn't that guy look funny first of all it's all out of focus it's out of focus and the color correction is really bad he's bright yellow like bro you need jaundice yeah you need to adjust your white balance a little bit gummy bears he's turning poison he's turning green in here but he's the Grinch green screen but he is green yeah he came off his green because he color corrected it badly okay like he fought like I would expect should be better as video and someone in the group Yeah, I expect Maddox to be better at video than me because I'm a retard but I'm looking at that

I'm going he's only made like 12 videos Focus and he's bright yellow. Oh, come on. Yeah You should ever eat a jellyfish is to put one in its place to remind them that the sea is man's domain number I Mean every you scroll this video and every everywhere you stop is a hit There's a laugh riot hold on what are the kibbley son it's been breaded and deep-fried so in other words It's delicious anyone who did that's a fucking dynamite joke It's breaded and deep fried, in other words, delicious. So this is a guy who's just out of material at this point, huh?

Everything went into that book and there's nothing left. Fuck tables. Yeah, everything went into the fuck tables book. The people who are most afraid of eating bugs are always internet tough guys and culture warriors who think it's a conspiracy being pushed by anti-meat advocates to try to get us to stop eating meat by replacing it with bugs. Wow that's a mouthful. You think they could edit that down?

Bro the bags under his eyes look like he put on football war paint. Like what the fuck dude. At least light it so you don't have these giant welts under your eyes. That looks horrifying. He looks like a corpse. Yeah he looks like a fucking zombie his skin is bright yellow he has huge bags under his eyes like you can't find a good stuff for now until now oh yeah look at that smile on his face look at Socrates he's- Crab eats crab and that's meat.

So there you have it. Wait, wait, what was that? What's this thing? Socrates eats crab? Crab is probably the king of seafood because it not only tastes good, but it takes a while to eat which gives you time to think. Crab is the thinking man's food. Only smart people who have regular sex eat crab and that's meat. So-

There you have it the complete rank of some of the most common seafood items that eat crab is the king of seafood because it's king crab right and it takes you a long time to eat because your fingers get hurt finger pain and then you could think about you can think about stuff you can meditate while eating think about sex that you're having like me See I liked his video where he was making fun of kids failing tests That was good, even though he completely fucked up the volcano test for some reason Which is really interesting. Yeah that he didn't understand one of the cognitive tests for children. I'm like, no, you know, I'm retarded

I understand one of the cognitive tests for children. I'm like no you don't understand. Yeah? Can you see this move on the video? Yeah. Wait, let me- okay. Let me see if you can see it. Pirate jokes? Geez! Every time you eat a meal from the ocean, there's a non-zero chance- Do you see that, uh... This move? Yeah.

Every time you eat a meal from the ocean. There's a non-zero chance. What is that? I don't know. He looks worse than the skeleton. The ocean is home to giant squid sharks and imploding billionaires awesome Got a chuckle thing that was all right Got a little something out of me. What did this move? What did this video do like 100,000 200,000 views 10,000? No way that can't be oh

A thousand likes somehow. That's a very high like ratio. It sure is. Surprisingly high. 10% of people who watch the video clicked like. No, 50, because, well, actually, maybe all the guys I sent there did like it. Yeah.

That is a surprisingly high like ratio. You don't normally see a 10% click rate Video and say say how awesome he's doing Like really earnestly look I know that I shouldn't give Maddox advice But you're putting too much effort into it doesn't matter all of this Okay, I know you thought like really high polished video essays are the way to go But like YouTube has taught us No, just fuck around doesn't matter. Oh really? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah

Look the top guys are like nerd-radical or the quartering just shows up in front of a camera and he goes Something's gay today and you go. Yep. Yep. All right. Tell me what's gay today seafoods gay today Honestly, if you're gay if you made a video that's called Seafood is Gay, it would have got infinitely more views. Seafood is woke? Boom, would have knocked it out of the book. Seafood is woke. That actually would be funny. Seahorses can, men can get pregnant.

It's gay, it's woke. If you eat seafood, you're woke. Starfish don't have two genders, it's woke. Alright, let me see here. have two genders, woke. All right, let me see here. Mike Hunt for five, my music teacher loved Whiplash and would frequently beat me until I got him pictures of Spider-Man.

That's cool. Beach Hook for five, Vivek really picked the fattest point in human history to say people are dumb because they like sports too much. And they're watching Too Much Boy Meets World. Boss Hogg with Boy Meets World going on in here. No, sir. No, Mr. Feeny, sir. No, Mr. Feeny. The Brother was funny Boy meets world going on in here. No sir. No Mr. Feeny sir. No Mr.

Feeny. The brother was funny on Boy Meets World. Sean. Do you know Sean's the voice of Batman Beyond? Oh wow. Okay. I forget the guy's name. Yeah. It's awesome. That's cool. Yeah, you're like, dude, you were the brother in Boyz II World, and you're Batman? That's pretty great. That's too great. Wait, who's Cory? He was the main guy? Cory was the main kid.

How was he venerated? He's like a doofus. He got me too, I think. He was fine. No, Ben's just a normal everyman kid. He's the brother of Ben Savage. I forget the name of the actor. Ben Savage got me too.

Cory Savage. Wait, Ben Savage? Yeah the actor. Ben Savage got me too. Cory Savage. Ben Savage? Yeah, I think Ben Savage got me too, but Cory Savage did not. So many rapists. I can't keep them straight. Freddie. Freddie is his name. He's also the kid on Kim Possible. He's Kim Possible's little gay friend. Sam? The blonde one. Fred. Fred was the name of the kid from Kim Possible? I don't remember. Sam I thought. No, that doesn't sound right. I don't know what this show is. Wendell for ten, hey Nitro, Riley isn't funny, Vito sweep, Vito world order, Vito lock mint in your fart

chamber, Vito mocks Riley. Dean Chakrav five. Vito can't write. Thanks for all the labs boys. All hail the hog father. Okay. Nitro for 10. Hi Wendell. You're right. Vito does mog mint. P-Hors aren't, Jesus Christ guys. P-Hors aren't funny. Riley isn't worth the breath of talking about. We love all these guys. Guys, keep it going back and forth. I love it. Pitcher for five. TBF. Every jock I knew was a huge nerd. That's the other thing I wanted to mention. Like every jock I knew was also a huge nerd. Yeah. Cause it's I wanted to mention. Every jock I knew was also a huge nerd. Yeah, because it's like, takes all this concentrating and optimizing.

Yeah. The other point I wanted to make is all these people hanging out in the mall. And I'm like, well, I hung out in the mall with a bunch of kids who played Magic Cards and went on to become. They were both bro douchebags who got drunk all the time. But then they all went on to get jobs at Microsoft.

Bro grammers are a real thing, man. I know a bunch of them everyone's just different vivix such a fucking doofus Well anyone who divides the world into jocks and nerds is living in like an old Right no no we love them. They're cool Tom Brady throws a perfect spiral every time okay gone You're right in your fucking stomach. How about that Tom Brady hit vivic in the stomach. Let's make Vivek play a sport for a day Yeah, see how that goes. Smear the queer. See how it goes How do you play that? How do you play Smear the Queer? Ah, Sir, Sir, how do you play Smear the Queer? I'm here for my first time of Smear the Queer, sir. It's kind of like high alive, Vivek

Oh, is it like cricket? Whoa Okay, got a pulse for two. You ever call Indian Tech support? Am I pronouncing it right? They don't know. Strategy for five, Rocky Balboa, nerd, specializes in meat tenderizing and owns a robot. Cosmo Kramer, jock, runs marathons and head of his karate class. That's right. That's right.

Wendell for ten, hi Nitro. Okay, enough of- I agree Riley isn't funny. And Vito should claim Mint as his concubine. Vito's girthy as his concubine. Vito's girthy stance is that of a sumo wrestler and a hunter's stance. Vito world order.

It's true. Mike hunts for two. It says we're lambda, lambda, lambda and? I don't know. Omega Moo. What's that? That was the fat sorority that the nerds made their song with.

Oh yeah, okay. I gotta say when that guy was playing electric fiddle, I was pretty zazzed on that. Uh-huh, I don't remember that. You remember the song from Revenge of the Nerds? No. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do But then the gay black guy ruins the song. There's this awesome electro fiddle and then the black guy comes out and goes We're lambda lambda lambda and Omega Mu

And we're here up on this stage to play our song for you And I was like get down, just let that guy do the fiddle thing, that's way better I think the robot is there too. Nitro for five Hey Wendell, I'm not actually listening live right now I just want veto to rail mint hot sweaty rutting maybe consensually who knows my god for two Ernie is Italian you've discussed this before. Oh, yeah, I remember that Wendell for ten. Hi nitro. I couldn't agree more I think you know should post it for all his royal followers I want to see his girthy length jiggling on the bed Veto world order cool is becoming disturbing Captain Cheese for 10 Indians didn't know how good they had it with a poo It's true. Yeah, that was your best Indian character ever and the kid from short circuit

She just ran with it anime whole rapist for 50. Please do not redeem Please do not redeem mothers milk fungal pops are Please do not redeem sir Please do not redeem Nitro for two hi Wendell P. Horus back the fuck out K-gon pulls for two You don't have enough money Wendell's blowing you out Yeah Wendell's winning You're fucking cheap

K-gon pulls for two old people stopping in the middle of the aisle to chat Oh god I hate that shit It's pretty bad Bass retard for five Heelys make you taller but you have to walk on the outer edges of your feet like a bow-legged cowboy to not immediately eat shit. Maybe you. Don't they have ones where the Heely goes in back into the shoe and you can like pop it out? See that's the one that I've been looking for my whole life. You like press a button like the wheel comes out.

Yeah. So it's not always out. That's, I'm sure that that exists. It should. So Tergory for 2, a pair of Heelys and Sunset Turquoise would be tight. Yes, yes. Benjamin for ten, biggest problem, grocery store restockers. These people should only be there from midnight to 5am.

Not during the day when people are shopping, but they seem to be there all the time. Well, what do you, what's the, who cares? Just walk around them. Sarah Gardner for two. Get the fresh milk. Dick, you have enough injuries. Never get Heelys. I will getting the Heelys, sir.

My god for two, I've never seen a blue duck before hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahh Frank Lucas for two. Are those actually a thing? Moonwalkers. Adult shoes. Let's see what kind of colors they have. The world's fastest shoes. See this is what I was- Oh, sorry! What the fuck? That's intense. Wow, that's might be a little too much.

That's a roller skate. That's a roller skate. That's not a shoe. What the fuck? There's a black guy with them. What does that mean? Black guys love- That means all bets are off? Black guys love roller skating.

The black guys got roller skates. I've seen those TikTok videos of those two black guys who like just go around the roller rink. What the hell? Oh, man. Look at these conquering the landscape with eight powered wheels. Yeah, but they look like a medical. They look like a medical device.

Also, these aren't regular shoes They're like Tiva sandals. So this is like if you want top of your shoe I mean, I guess you but you can't go into a store with these Mmm, it looks like they're built for walking. Can you turn the wheels off and then walk on them? Like normally you can't really turn wheels off Vito. You can lock wheels is what I mean You could lock the wheels and then But it's just velcro strapped so... So you have your regular shoes on but you have those. And then you put these slippers on. No I want heelies. Yeah. I don't want people to come up and say hey what's that weird shit you have on your feet? Right. I want nice heelies. Thanks. They're green.

How you want people to look at you and go how is he doing that? How's he doing that? Not what's all that contraption? Has he had injury that guy's wearing the most retarded roller skates. I've ever seen yeah Look at this shit. I don't want that. Yeah. Well, can you zoom? Nobody can even see it? It looks like a car It's the underside of a car This looks stupid. I don't want that. Yeah. Oh, there you go. That is the I don't want that I don't want that don't even look cool. They don't look cool, sir That's the problem gonna make them look cool. If they look cool, I'd want them Let's see Frank Lucas for two veto your racist jokes are coin corny accent on point on point my con for five

It always bugged me that the minions didn't have a high mortality rate like the is from the max Excellent the max reference so stellar Steven for two says Bob Dylan finished his books yeah they about blowing in the wind Utah based Armenia five videos right will never see a blues traveler or meatloaf biopic sure we will Mike on for two where's the tiny Tim movie okay gone pose for two my there was one on Netflix yeah yeah doc will documentary mmm okay gone pose for two says the biggest problem universe are my on Netflix. Yeah? Yeah, a little documentary. Mm. Kagonpoles42 says, the biggest problem in the universe are my backups just corrupted themselves.

Well, hopefully the front ups are fine. Potato 105 for 55 American dollars. Bring out ye filthy pirate and turn up the fuggy skellywigs. Jubb42, big turn up the fug. Don't you gotta warm that stupid thing up? JUB42, BD is the definition of a culture defining artist. Ooh, he defined the culture. The culture was defined. Oh, blowing in the wind. Frank Lucas for two, PKA Taylor has adult Heelys.

Future collab. What? What color are his Heelys? Are they actually Heelys or are they something else? Mike Hunt for five, remember in Eternal Darkness when the insanity meter got too high, the game would trick you into thinking the console reboot and erased your save files?

No. No, because nobody played Eternal Darkness. Also, that game's really expensive now. DrunkenAtheistDude for five, remember Soaps? Shoes with grind plates? I bought a pair from the local Gadzooks, immediately destroyed my Diotto bike rack and never wore them again.

Shoes with grind plates? What the fuck is that? They had metal on the sole so you could jump up on a rail and grind down with just your shoes. Why the fuck would you want to do that? Because Sonic the Hedgehog did it. In Sonic Adventure, I think it's Sonic Adventure 2 that he was wearing, they said he's wearing soap shoes, they had a tie in. Oh no. So all these kids are like, dude look at Sonic grinding that rail I want to do that and then they all probably busted their asses. Yeah that's bad news.

Michael winning for five despite making up yeah we read that one good promo code joke Michael. Promo code n word ad. No no. Packamania dot. Promo code biggest. Okay. Biggest. Let's see here. Terminally chill for five. Sire, do not redeem your visa, sire. Sire, do not redeem. Sire, do not redeem. Do not redeem. I already did. Do not enter the code.

Uh, quarter as for five. Dick, check your email. I sent videos of the rest of that guy's apartment where I sent the comment. Oh, where I found the comment. The ISOM fucking exclamation. Yeah, I wanna see the ISOM guy's apartment where I sent the comic. Oh, where I found the comic. The ISOM fucking exclamation. Yeah, I wanna see the ISOM guy's apartment. Okay.

Let's see. ISOM drug den videos. So this is a, I can't believe this. You gotta download it. I can't believe it. No, scanning for viruses, sir. We're finally gonna find out who's buying ISOM and it's weird, drugged out, what, libertarian weirdos?

What is this? No, criminals. It's like just weird fucks. Yeah, libertarians. You're all fucking criminals. They wish they were criminals. I'm a sovereign citizen. I don't gotta do the laws, man.

Oh no, sir. Oh, wait, that one. Maybe it's not done. Oh no, sir. It might not be done downloading. Is it done downloading? Yeah, it's done downloading, sir. Try right clicking and opening it with not done. It might not be downloading is it done downloading sir try right-clicking and opening it with something else

You know I know how to do a computer well, then why did the thing I say just work That's what I was gonna do obviously I was gonna do so I said a helpful thing who cares I Want to see the apartment of the eyes up And now I'm doing the video have you seen the video of the kids saying they want to blow the apartment of the ISAM! And now I'm doing the video. Have you seen the video of the kids saying they want to blow up Israel or whatever? Defending the airspace. I will defend the airspace! I will defend all the Jews!

And the lady goes, ah, great! Great! Oh, wow. Oh my God. What other comics does this guy have? Buddy, you're not, you need to stop fighting the culture war and just start cleaning up your apartment. How is this, is this for real?

You found an ice-hump copy in this dirty, shitty apartment? I love this. Yeah, in this criminal's apartment. Yeah. I mean, the fucking drawers of your clothes aren't even pushed in. This is the typical Rip-A-Verse fan. Look at this guitar.

It's just on stuff. How do you, get a hook. Stop hitting that mouse. I'm sorry. Yeah, get a hook for the guitar. Get a guitar hook. You don't just lean the guitar on the wall on the top of a pile. Well, maybe he's playing his favorite Bob Dylan classics every now and again. He's one of these Dylan heads. This is so degenerate. Yeah, well, that's the Ripa fans for you. Oh no! Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That is meth is what you're seeing there. This is a meth den. Dude, Eric's fans' ripitards are fucked in the head.

This dude took money out of his meth fucking fund and gave it to Eric. To buy a shitty comic book that he didn't read. And probably showed up and he went, oh I could have got a bunch of meth with this. Fuck. Bro. Toilet seat up. I don't want to see what's in that toilet seat. No bitches at all. I don't want to see what's in that toilet seat I don't want to see what's in there

what the fuck no bitches look at all this trash this is how Sturgis lives this is his life dude every time this is what Sturgis's apartment would look like if he wasn't living with his parents every time a ripitard like they post the pictures of the comics and they spread them out on their bed because it's the biggest flat surface They have in their house, right and there's like they have no tables that are cleared off Right and it's like there's cigarette burns on the sheets of where they're laying it out It's bad It's like subhuman well again

So like the appeal to a lot of these people is they live lives of squalor So seeing another guy make a million dollars is why he looks like shit pornography to them. Yeah, he's just like me He's just like me. I could make a million dollars. I wish I was fucking around. I mean they do wish they were blind My god, oh My god God walks over his clothes every time what a hoarding fuck Let's see here. Oh wait. What was in the bathtub? Looks like I don't know

Look at scuzz What the fuck? How do you get a scuzz in this pattern? I don't know I guess when you lie to if you're taking a bath and all the the dirt comes off you but you don't let it go Down the drain That's all his back hair. He's a hairy guy too. That's why he identifies with Eric He goes I also he's got this hexagon mirror over the toilet so you can pee and go like you're gonna win today like July made

We will win. We will we will win. We will, we will win. We will win. He looks in the mirror just goes, we will win. We will. We will. Bro. Is he cutting his own hair too? Of course. That's what Aisom Knox, that's what Avery would do. Yeah, Avery would cut his own fucking hair. Oh my god Don't live like this is living in sin don't buy comics. No, that's uh that was video one. There's a second one Okay, let's say let's see here This is oh no Come on man!

What is this? I don't know, it's got an exercise ball. Oh! It's got an exercise ball for a chair! And a gun?! There's just a gun hanging out? The gun's right next to the remote. So you get shitfaced on meth.

Like, alright I gotta change the channel! What's wrong with this remote? Turn the TV off. Oh no. This is fascinating. What a degenerate fuck. So you sit on your futon couch. Dude, how does your couch have this much shit on it? I don't know. Give me a break. At least he doesn't have a slime bed spread. That's the one thing I can say.

Somebody's gonna beat the fuck out of these people. I mean, come on. Hey man, what are you doing drugs? Beat your ass. Get back in there. I've done more drugs than this fucking guy. My house doesn't look like that. I haven't seen a single other book though.

So it really is just they buy ice on me. Culture war. Think about what it would be like if they could read. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be cool. They are, they live in like total squalor. They fire up the internet and like somebody teaches tells them who they can hate

No, and then they run their credit card and then they close the computer and they look around and it's like I live in Total shit. Yeah They live in that life. At least they're mad on the internet About Marvel being woke or whatever the hell's going on. And then Eric's doing a stream the internet about Marvel being woke or whatever the hell's going on. And then Eric's doing a stream. Yeah, they're going to, the only thing that's going to matter is how much it cost them. When he said that me and you got him sued and he's going to sue us.

Oh yeah. These guys there just fucking pounding fentanyl like, yeah, fuck dick. Fuck Vito. Yeah, all those comments about I can't wait till Vito and dick get sued. It's nice to see how those guys are living. I'm still, I'm still deep. You're O.D. Motherfucker. Enjoy hell. Yeah. Fuck you. It's good to know this is how our enemies live.

Dying of O.D.'s. Get fucked idiot. There you go, criminals and drug dealers love the RIP-a-verse. And then my pals come in and record your dead ass apartment. Fuck you, we make fun of it. Get fucked, suck my cock. Well, at least that's one guy who will not be reading ISOM 3. Oh no, what's gonna happen? Maybe we can send it to the prison library.

In hell. Yeah, in hell. He should have done that instead of sending it to kids He should have sent it to prisons because and anything's better than that Anything's better than what's going on there. Have fun getting fucked in the ass by isomnox in hell Yeah, you can identify with that struggle Fox Foley for five check out the game liars bar and do a stream of it most fun I've had with a game in years The Jerry coke for five family medical leave of absence you epsilon's fuck you veto you former mass hole love you dick On the John in regards to that was when we said medical family leave of absence was fucking men and licking ass Oh, he took a medical leave because of that yes I mean obviously on the John five Vito on the Mattan show.

Jump for two. Get Eric Escobar back. Oh, yeah, the Mattan. See, now, Mattan I want to ask questions about. Wait, who's Mattan? He's Mattan is the guy that thanked Bill Clinton at the Video Game Awards. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, that is funny. That's funny. That kid's Indian. Mattan? What is he? Jewish. Oh. I mean, I'm. isn't he? I don't know. He's something. I don't know. Maybe he's Jewish. That's a guest. That's a guest. That's a guest. He's got young, hot opinions. Yeah, he doesn't like women. Great. Who does? Remember when he's like, name five books. Wait, who? Matan's that kid.

He said name five books? Yeah, to a lady. And she said, well, Game of Thrones, and he goes, the books aren't called Game of Thrones. Wait, you've never seen that clip? No. Dude, we gotta watch that clip. Come on, make people watch it.

You just explain the clip. Don't make people fucking watch the clip. No, people, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Eric Escobar right now is featured on Amazon Prime's Beast Games. Do you watch that? No, I'm going to watch it if I can figure out what episode he's on. It's OK, but the editing's so bad. Really? The editing makes it unwatchable. Interesting. Yeah. It is funny that people have now been messaging me, though.

And they go, he really is on every game show. Like, every game show you watch, Eric's on it for some reason. There's just endless clips of that guy being like, well, I'm ready for the ch- at least he's perfect for game shows. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he just goes, well, I'm ready for any challenge. And like, they love that energy. They're like, put this guy on every fucking game show. He's hilarious. Yeah, he does great on there. An absurd existence for two. Mad Men Mentioned. What's your- Oh, I was about to say, something smells like shit.

I could smell it before it came out. That's probably got microplastics in it. That fucking shitty Chinese fog machine is just leaking plastic into here. It's plastic. It just melts plastic. I'll give Eric Escobar a plug if you're in LA. He's doing a big show for a bunch of comedians who are on Beast Games. So if you want to see Eric Escobar

and a bunch of other comedians, use promo code SirDoNotRede Use promo code sir do not redeem! Sir! Do not redeem! Just look up Eric Escobar's social media He's been promoting it I think he's on Instagram You can look up Escobar at erick errick

Eric is erick Escobar And you can go see him and say he's got to get back on biggest problem Scream if you got an Eric's show scream sir do not redeem Sorry do not redeem and absurd exists for two says Madman mentioned. What's your favorite episode? Which one has Joan most naked? That's the one where she gets raped by the Jaguar There you go, then that's the best one Mike hunt for five the destiny video was less gross and videos buffet video where he went to the bathroom You hear everything else including his groaning

Yeah, had to go to the bathroom cardinal for Cardinal for two says $2 boulder and CG for 99 99 Well, I'm just gonna put in my Google Play cut No do not redeem sir! Sir too much friends Sir no you watch too much friends sir No no no no no no no Do not watch Boy Meets World, do not watch the Panga Lawrence Mingus, Mingus There should be more celebration of Mingus

What happened to Mingus? Mingus was the kid on Boy Meets World who disappeared after two seasons Mingus? Yeah the weird nerdy blonde kid who was basically the Urkel of the show and they said, Oh yeah, I remember Mingus. Yeah, and they said, I didn't watch that show after Mingus left.

Well Mingus left and then one- I was like Mingus or nothing? They finally did an episode like five seasons later where like Mingus shows up and they're like, Mingus, where you been? He's like, oh, I'm on the other end of school. My classes are on the other end of school. And they're like, oh, we don't go there.

We just go to this one hallway. Huh. And he's like, yeah, I've been in the other classes. It was a good sit-com joke. That's another theme. Jack Rockstar from Five. Do you think Vivek's going to go like, we need more celebration of Ferguson and less celebration of Clarissa Sam and Clarissa explains it all.

Why was Clarissa not explaining more? What did Clarissa explain? Why I didn't get laid in high school? We need less of these punky Brewster types and more Clarissa's explaining. We need what secret world of Alex Mack, perhaps, the science involved there. She could turn into a puddle for some fucking reason What was that? We need less. We need less different. We need to venerate Webster and not venerate different different strokes like that. Yeah Too much fuck. Hey, dude and not enough saluting your shorts

Too much Ted worship not enough buddy and mr. Ernst worship. Not enough Buddy and Mr. Ernst worship. We need more Mr. Ernst. Where are our generation's Arties, the strongest man in the world? Too much love for Artie. That was the problem. The strongest man in the world? Why not the smartest man in the world? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA H gets up and Mad Max goes BAM right in the solar plexus, trots him. Well just don't give away his address because then it would be a legal incitement. No sir! No sir!

JackRoxer for five, did Vito just call a Kenyan character that dulcim looking one? LOL. She looks kind of- What? Yeah, she's capoeiring. I don't fucking know. I didn't think that was a weird description too. Michael Phee for ten, most of my friends are women, is that a problem? Yes. Pine man for five the big difference between veto and Maddox you have no women friends the ability to say my bad guys

Utah based or made your five you're nothing like Maddox Maddox released three books including a New York Dream that Maddox hosted biggest problem with Dick instead of Vito. It started out fun, but slowly became a nightmare. When I woke up, I praised Allah for Vito. Michael Pfeiffer 2. You know that Maddox would have nightmares where he's arguing with a parrot in front of a crowd or a crow. In front of a crowd?

No, I have not heard about that. He told me, well, I've never said that. I thought my dreams of sliding were confusing. No, he said this long time ago. He said, I have these dreams that I'm arguing with a crow in front of a crowd, and I like plea impassionately. And the crow just goes like, ah, ah, ah.

And the crowd goes nuts. And no matter what I do or say, I can't get the crowd to stop laughing at me And I was like yeah, and he's like yeah was this while the show was going on with you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh That's horrifying. Wow, man. You know the crow means death, right? Michael FIFA 2 Fred Savage got me to and Ben Savage was Cory. Oh, Ben's a joke Michael fee for 10 my dad died in September 2014 I discovered dick in December 2014 because two friends gave me men are better than women for Christmas Dennis fee would have loved you PS. I'm drunk. Well, our IP

Dennis fee rip dad rip RIP Dad. RIP Dad. As we say. Dead Cat for five. Those skateshoes are dumb as shit. Off the guy who recommended them please. Oh, those stupid ones we looked at with the extra wheels. And Mike Hunter for five. That's a Ripa fan's house. Oh my god, it even has a watermark. Impressive. Very nice. Now let me see Vito's property. I just showed you my property. You saw that- I saw a closet of your toys that was- But that toy closet is impressively organized. Yeah, it's like a stack of, I mean, it's like a mausoleum,

like it's stacks of boxes. Well, my house right now looks like a video game store because I have way more game consoles than I thought I had and I honestly don't know what the f- I guess I'm gonna sell them. All right, you ready? Yeah. Oh! What's the game where we smash all the toys? I guess I'm gonna sell them. Alright. You ready? Yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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He's like a really shitty dad. Yeah, well obviously obviously can we get the Menendez brothers out so I heard they were getting out yeah cuz people saw vivix like oh that's what's happening like get them out killing your parents is cool now no sleepovers well here's the thing okay about vetoes booty is I was famously shafted for Christmas by obtaining a Danny Trejo pop figure. That's a cool pop figure! Which makes me think that now is my actual Christmas present this time.

So, why don't we, let's get on the scale here, let's see how we go. Okay. Oh, I also should mention, what's the name of the gentleman who sent us this? I have a giant super deck covers keyboard mat Deck covers he makes these custom you get if you go to deck covers at Etsy DEK DEK covers and you use promo code n-word you get 10% off and he made coasters It's already got a present. I guess look at this

Yeah, cool. The coasters came out before the comic, isn't that clever? Everything came out before the comic. Yeah, well, what are you gonna fucking do? Now you lost, you lost a lot of weight last week. You were down to 286.7 and I did feel bad that I didn't get you something good. Someone in the- Yeah, so now this week I'm gonna get-

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh oh yeah, take something off. maybe if you could lose your hopes and dreams, maybe that will shed a couple pounds. Well, you know, we can't all be winners. You went up to 289.9.

That's a normal fluctuation. Water weight. I've been drinking a lot of water today. Oh yeah? You should drink less water. You've been drinking too much water. But, I hope this will make up for it. I'm very- oh god, it really feels like it's cheap Chinese plastic, doesn't it? I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised. Let's, uh, let's see. Here, I'll reveal the- For your brand new-

For your brand new Brand new what's in the box? It's an invincible Pop figure what you would like. Yeah, that's that's my character there. It's like super killer, but better Now what can you do? I'm excited! We got a lot of cool stuff coming soon. More Vito's booty. That's what I- Can it at least not be pop figures? Does it always have to be pop figures? I thought you would like that one.

Can there be anything other than pop figures? I thought you would like that one. I had something else. I had something- There was a period of time where it was shitty, but at least it was like a little bit different, but now it's just Fucking pop figures. I thought you liked them. No, I don't like them famously I don't like them, but they're about like stuff that you like like invincible. I thought you like I like invincible, but look So what's the big deal? It's so stupid What do you mean? I hate you people. That's the difference. I want this whole year

What is the best thing I got this whole year that every single one is better than the last I was better than the last I got a lollycon fucking statue. That was cool. I got Nothing, I got fake magic cards, but you didn't I got a million pop figures. Yeah, you're right. I don't deserve anything But you didn't I got a million pop figures. Yeah, you're right. I don't deserve anything I do need to refresh our top supporters, but you know what it's Christmas, so I didn't do it next month. I will Guys sign up on patreon. We'll have a new bonus episode soon six bucks six bucks six bucks So get ready get ready for the not yet. You can get in now But I will now and the next bonus episode it's going up going up. I don't want to do it, but... Shut up.

I asked you if you wanted to do it and you said yes. I said, ah, you're breaking my balls. Inflation has happened, you know, whatever. Dito's trying to buy a house for his toys. I'm not trying to buy a house for my toys. I'm just, the price of everything has gone up and it helps out. And it helps out the show. We're doing the bonus episodes.

We're also going to do some movie review stuff. We were going to review Sonic, but then for some reason, you talked me out of it, which made no sense. I had a lot of stuff going on. That's fine. I can't move my arm. I haven't been able to move my arm for a month. Yeah.

Well, reviewing Sonic would have been good, but we didn't do that. But maybe we'll talk about reviewing Nosferatu maybe. That's good. I heard you could see his w didn't do that. But maybe we'll talk about reviewing Nasferatu maybe. That's good. I heard you heard, I heard you could see his wiener in that. Dracula's wiener? Yeah. Nice.

Well, I'm excited for that. I said that at Christmas. Everyone got upset. Ha ha ha ha ha! Why? I don't know. I heard. You said it from a bunch of kids?

Well, yeah. Yeah. I said wiener. Did your nephews go, wiener? No, they were like, ha. So maybe we'll do a review of that if not it will be a what do you want to review Minecraft if you guys have Any other ideas? HELL NO! Cool movie reviews let us know. Are we gonna review it with your friend? I thought it would be cool But if you think having a third guy would be weird then maybe maybe not. Is he good on camera or on like recordings? He's a fun guy. he's an interesting guy I think.

I don't know, just like bring your friends around stuff. Never works? It works sometimes. It works sometimes. Well my thought was like, you know, he's like an analytical like, like he's like a film buff, you know? Is he H1B? No he's not H1B, he's a white guy. Okay sorry. Calm down

sir. You've met him you know who I was talking about right? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not I don't know. Does he do like review stuff? Not necessarily. I don't know man he's like a... People are gonna go oh no sir! We shoot the shit about Moo. I guess I was thinking about it from like an RLM perspective. They always review it with like three guys. Yeah, like that guy, that bald guy, that tall guy. Well, yeah, the tall guy sucks, but I get it. That's what I was going to say. No, but when it's Jay, Mike and fucking Rich and Jay is kind of the analytical guy.

Oh, Jay is. and fucking Enrich. And Jay's kind of the analytical guy. Oh, Jay is. Yeah, I'm the Rich Evans, obviously. And you're the Mike Stockhasa. Mr. Plinkett. Yeah, you're Mr. Plinkett. I just think, look, obviously I don't know anything about movies and I'm retarded.

I don't know what you know about movies. So maybe a guy who knows some about movies. Yeah. That would be good. He knows about movies? Yeah, he like watches a knows self about movies. Yeah, that would be good. He knows about movies? Yeah, he like watches a shit ton of movies. Hmm. He's uh, I think he was a film student. He's got a bunch of cameras and shit. Oh, sir! Now you didn't mention this sir! Yeah, yeah, dude, he's got like a-

Okay, okay, okay. Also, he might film stuff for us because he said he wants to film a bunch more stuff. Is he gonna say like this movie's like 44 millimeters? He's more fun than that. He's more fun than that. He's a fun guy. No he's not he's not like a film snob it's just like he's like a guy who you'll go over his house it'll be like oh we should watch like this 60s Italian mobster movie and you're like let's just watch Space Jam or something. Of course. I like him more than you now He's the one who filmed all that footage for Tim Rogers before Tim Rogers left the camera in his car and got robbed

Okay, he did? Yeah, remember when Tim Went that was like ah, we've filmed a week of footage here in LA a whole week of footage in the sweltering heat Now let me drive to Oakland and leave the camera with the footage in the back of my car He's like I can't believe it in Oakland someone broken to my car and stole a camera with all the Weeks worth of footage on it must have been a fan of his that was tracking him down Yeah, it was a fan who really wanted to get an early sneak peek of that game review he's working on. Let me get this game review, man. You're hooking out on me. So they had to fly back to LA and film the footage all over again.

Ugh. That sucks. So that's my buddy who was forced to work for Tim for two weeks instead of one, because Tim decided Oakland, California was a fun goofy place where you can just everybody walks around the streets saying hello Did you see the uh Tim Rogers Tim Rogers Oh boy, do I love Tim Rogers

If there's one guy that I wish that I could be right now It would be Tim Rogers and how Tim Rogers Play Video Ball Alright, goodbye We should do a video ball tournament, that would be fun See you next year

See you next year, everyone Have fun Talk to you next year TTYL Tim Rogers Tim Rogers, Tim Rogers, Tim Rogers, he's a goofy gusset and a puss-sling. Those other mooshes suck. They did look terrible. Ah, real quick.

What? Oh, scroll down. I'm not gonna do that in stream yet. I guess it'll give us afterwards I want to see how many see what wait we're super far behind oh yeah it's not live