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You want to replace us with
two black women with shaved
Today should I get one to be the super killer spokesperson mmm all the comic people according to Eric. It's very common to have
Spokes on the ball for your comic company, and I go what do you what do you mean? I'll get a spicy Latina
What do you mean? I'll get a spicy Latina in here.
Eh, no, papi!
Oh, no, papi!
No, it's illegal!
No, soy illegal, papi!
First of all, yeah.
That'll be my spokesperson, just a lady version of myself
crying about the Federal Reserve and fat women.
You should have a dick show spokesperson who goes,
oh, my god!
These men are too fat!
My tÃo is so fat!
He's a gordo!
He's a gordito!
Come on, nonsense. Those of you who are completely clueless as to what we're discussing, Oh, it's so bad. He's a gordo. He's a gordito
Completely clueless as to what we're discussing right Eric July has hired a black female influencer known as gothic's
Conservative influencer. Oh, yeah, I mean her only she how does she feel about trans in sports? She really doesn't like it more than are you sure more than their average person?
How do you how does she feel about men playing women's sports?
Well he found another, you know.
How does she feel about it?
Let's go to her channel real quick.
How does she feel about men playing women's sports?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Why?
Okay, but you're complaining about the hairstyle, right?
Is this what I'm hearing?
Uh.
Not complaining, but.
I mean, what do you got?
Yeah, sure.
I don't know if it counts if it's on a black lady though.
I mean, uh.
I mean, it's gotta be. Yeah, I guess it does why it's on everybody. It's like the Rick and Morty space Beth haircut
Yeah, that just screams like I'm a fake geek
Why is everyone well okay hold on when storm did it well no cuz storm had an actual mohawk
In the 80s in the 80s though in the 80s a lot of things were fine yeah yeah
if I wore like a pair of tiny white shorts in a pink polo shirt mm-hmm I
would get laughed at today yeah online if I did that I mean but what you know
see I'm a guy I've fallen into the default you know I look online I go a
fat guy hat beard glasses I've seen that guy. Pedophile.
Yeah, there you go.
Pedo.
The PDF look.
I don't know, maybe it is a look.
So what's your gender-swapped veto gonna be?
What's gender-swapped veto gonna be?
Yeah.
Well, first of all, Trump will not allow me to gender-swap.
He's taking away my female ID.
That's going out the window.
God, so it's a woman who says stuff like that, huh?
Yeah.
Well, that's the reason I could never...
It's pretty annoying. I've always said, I'm like, well,. Well, that's the reason I can never I've always said I'm like well
You know one of the biggest problems with the trans community as I go I
go is the
One of the biggest problems in the trans community is the name of the next bonus episode
The last bonus episode will ever have no no no no it's all legal now
Is all legal or illegal? It's all legal. Yeah, you can talk about anything say whatever you want now
Yeah, everything is money you see these pieces of paper. We could do the best problem in Jews, and they can't stop us now
That one's still not okay, that's you might have a point there. We can't do that one
Okay, I was gonna say though like the biggest problem is always,
you know, like when you wake up in the morning,
what's your morning routine?
Jack off, go back to sleep.
Okay, like after you shower, do you go,
do you put on some skin crap?
Do you put on like moisturizer?
Right.
What are you talking about?
Well, that's what I think a lot of these trans women don't realize,
is like all those women you see in the porno and they're all horrid up and looking all sexy
and you go, I want that, I wanna look like that.
Horrid up?
I'm saying like, you know, a lot of trans people they watch a lot of pornography and they go,
I wish I was that hot little thing getting my ass pounded, right?
Like that's how you-
No, I don't think that-
That's what turns you trans, obviously.
I don't think that that's it I don't think that that's it okay
Well, I think that's part of it
They just watch porn and then they want to get fucked like a girl and porn
What do you mean is this is a this is a revelation to you?
I don't think that's what being trans is from half of it is like the kids who genuinely are like I grew up with
Sisters and a single mom and you know whatever okay?
That's one half saying bad stuff about single mothers and the other half is a bunch of guys hit puberty and they watch a bunch of pornography
but they watch it wrong and they go well I want to be the one getting fucked okay.
So but they don't realize that the girls in those videos like they gotta wake up
they're looking ugly and horrible and then they spend like an hour in front of the mirror
fucking around and putting on powder and cream and whatever else.
What are you saying? Are you saying that trans women don't put enough makeup on?
Yeah, I'm saying trans women are,
man, we're lazy, we're not gonna do that.
Okay?
Me putting on a clean shirt is a fucking phenomenon.
It's like a rare occurrence.
I think you're lazier than most though.
Right, but like I'm still like,
I'd say I'm close to baseline.
I'd say I'm a little more slovenly than the average man,
but I'm not gonna say it's like a baseline shift
of like plus eight points.
I don't know, okay?
I don't know, I think you're on the lower end
of slovenliness. Okay, look,
some trans people put in the work,
some, I see them, they go,
oh, you just put on the lipstick and you're done.
You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you gotta get in, you gotta pluck,
you gotta take out that you got to shave the beard all throughout the day
the five o'clock shadow
Okay, and that's I think the biggest pratfall face in the trans community as they go pratfall
Yeah, well they think you look at trans people as a joke
How do we go from talking about the gender-swapped Eric July?
that is
I'm just because you asked me what my female version would be and I'm telling you it's horrible.
How are you a black guy in comics?
It's gonna be a big fat guy who rolls out of bed, puts on the lipstick and goes, I'm fabulous.
Okay, your gender swap is just a trans you.
Yeah, exactly.
Your gender swap is the Kathleen Kennedy from the South Park episode.
It would be very bad, it would not be, cause I'm not putting in the work and neither does he also you there you go exactly
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Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe!
The only show that ranks every problem in the universe
from based frauds to piss fraud.
I'm your host, Nick Maschus, and joining me as always is Vito Gisualdi.
Hi!
It's an amped up Vito episode again.
Shut up.
Look.
Everything's great.
It's like a compliment. I know. Just relax again. Shut up. Look, everything's great.
It's like a compliment.
I know.
Just relax.
Look, this is the new $6 show.
You gotta bring the fire.
I gotta justify.
You know, I can look at all the exit surveys on Patreon
of the people who cancel their Patreon.
You can?
Yeah, you can.
I didn't know that existed.
Oh, you should read them.
No.
Well, actually, you shouldn't read them
because you'll kick me off this show cuz they say is it all the six dollars
It's all fuck veto veto rip me off. He doesn't piece of shit. I told you a big mistake. I said
Inflation is real my rents going up. Can't we how much is going up like a hundred bucks? That's not enough
That's not enough. They should Jack you they've been putting it up
I heard bucks every fucking $3,000 rent increase every year they well they should with the way I treat that house my god
Done horrible things to that house rip the door down put up a curtain in the bathroom. Yeah
Well, it's a like a townhome. Is that the official term? Oh, okay?
What is it when some people get those terms mixed up?
I've noticed well what else entirely a lot of home a lot of homeowners will say like yeah
Come on over to my townhouse
You'd be like you have a town you have a townhouse and like oh no. I have a house
I don't know why I said that yeah a townhouse is multiple houses connected to each other, right? I guess I think so whatever
Yeah, when you say come to my house, you're saying like my my residence
You don't say come to my I mean, I guess you said come to my apartment. I don't know
Shut up, okay, nobody come to my house
Except Tony from act the movies who I think might be staying with me
Well, he's on your property. Yeah, I might have my
Wow, well you can ask permission to come inside.
I'm like a vampire.
Ooh, okay.
I may approve or deny.
Get ready for the hot goss from telling you
what's going on over there.
Yeah, see, now I'm rethinking it.
I might have to have him sign a house NDA.
Oh, hell.
Or he's not allowed to then go on
and go report about all the...
Are you gonna have a spokesman
where you just come out in like a wig
and talk about Superkiller?
I think so, yeah, I got a funny good
Yeah, see this is what I don't understand. Why does he need a spokesperson? What do you mean? You are the spokesperson
You're he needed someone dumber than him
I guess like what are you tired of sitting in front of the camera and going we got a new comic book
You had to hire a lady to do that. Can't you just yeah that
Conservatives will do any will do and say anything for almost nothing. I really don't understand. That's why.
I feel like there has to be some secondary mode if I'm not understanding.
Selling comic books to her audience.
Yeah. That makes a lot more sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now you got it.
Now I got it.
Now you're thinking. Now I'm there. Okay. You ready to get the I'm gonna make
Yellowflashes comic I'm gonna make gay pedios comic
Downward mobility one. Mm-hmm. Hooray women being based number two
Downward mobility, one. Hooray.
Women being based, number two.
That was a close one.
That was a close race.
I thought I was winning for a while.
Accent intelligence bias, 81.
How's it going in the chat there?
False piss driblets, 20.
Wow, we didn't spend a lot of time on that one.
Well, that's OK.
Sometimes the problems speak for themselves.
Sometimes they don't.
I don't know if that one spoke for itself either.
Bobo, 19, Vito, bro, your fear of death and meaningless
is pathetic.
Wow.
Can you imagine, like, what level do you have to go to?
You go, dude, your fear of death is pathetic.
Frankly, it's pathetic.
Oh, this primordial fear that every human being
is faced with the dawn of existence?
Dude, whatever.
Fucking gay. You do kinda like seem to
focus on it. I was being a little poetic about it. I was using I was being verbose perhaps. I don't know about that
For the love of God. You know what was funny was you challenged my vocabulary with the accent thing
What accent thing? Well, cuz I think you said well, I think you know British people are naturally more verbose or something
Yeah, I said what they have more words. I have that which is the more. What do you mean better vocabulary like more words from?
Yeah, that's the most retarded way to uh
That was a really defeating my point. Oh, so they got some more words than we's gots. I
Got some plenty of words here, but I mean she's more graceful like her movements are more fluid?
Softer yeah, yeah that is indeed what that means. What do you mean? I'm a comedian like one of those
That was a good one. It's pathetic for the love of God. Please just take some shrooms and get over it
Oh, okay
If there's whoo isn't just smoke weed one of our problems? Because just take shrooms, guys, right there with them.
Just take shrooms is the very top.
It's shrooms and ayahuasca are in a mortal combat for the most obnoxious new drug user.
I've taken shrooms.
How often do I have to take shrooms for the fear of death to leave me permanently?
You have to take shrooms enough that all you think and talk about is shrooms instead of that thing
Yeah, great whatever not getting paid attention to is very exciting
Big says we got a rare veto on this episode high energy veto a limited edition high energy veto could fetch
$800 on eBay like the magic card dick burned last week. What's the new? What's the deal in the magic card that I burned anything any new?
Developments haven't I haven't any new magic card that I burned? Any new developments? I haven't moved.
Any new developments?
No, there's no new developments. I will say it was funny because I was on that Whatnot
app flipping around, you know, looking at magic cards. And a guy went, are you that
guy who burned a Gaius Cradle? And I went, oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Why? You didn't do it. I love that you're getting blamed for it because it's kind of
true. You kind of did do it.
It is my fault because I didn't get on the scale.
That asshole burned that guy's cradle. Shit, shit, shit, shit, scroll.
Maybe that's a channel that I could do on what not. Open boxes and just burn the good ones.
That would be pretty good. That would be funny.
Well, you ever seen the guys who play the rip it pack game or whatever?
They'll like, they'll take- I definitely haven't seen that. They'll take one pack out of the box and be like,
we're gonna rip this one in half no matter what it is.
So that's always exciting when it ends up being like, again, like the chase writer. Yeah, it's exciting.
Okay. For a freight, two for eight,
Vito, I work at Great Panda, 40 and live in an apartment, but my comic is out. Want some advice?
Oh, I think he's- I think that's a joke, but I don fantastic needs to be edited comics going great by the way oh man no I have a
very good plan in mind right now a plan it's two years too late for a plan it's
not two years too first of all the comic should be a year late every I don't know
why people are saying it's two years late because it feels like two years
supposed to come out last Christmas and it's coming out this basically Christmas
But I'm going through I'm a came out it was supposed to come out last Christmas a year and a year and change ago
You're gonna change. Yeah. Yeah, now it's coming out this Christmas. No, it's coming out. Whatever. Let's two years
Not this Christmas like coming out last month. I think it's coming out in the next couple months
So it's summer. last month? I think it's coming out in the next couple months. So it's summer? No, not summer.
It's a year and a half.
Is it going to be here before my baby?
Maybe I'll coincide it.
Better not.
All I'll say is right now I'm manually adjusting the colors,
which I know is retarded.
That's gone downhill.
Comic has turned into pure perfectionism.
When you guys see these colors I'm putting together. I hate colors
Well, you're gonna like my colors because I use I read so much
Hentai pornography that that's all I'm well
You're also gonna get a black and white version as well. Everybody's gonna be very can I jack off to the black and white version?
No, that's against the rules
Flannos says sorry see is pronounced Seersha.
It's an Irish word for freedom.
A popular-
Oh, libertarian Irish girl's name.
That's what-
Eric's comics.
The girl's name is fucking...
Freedom.
Property rights.
That's what her name is.
I gotta get one of those Yaira hats.
The very cool-
Puff 3D ones?
Puff 3D.
A popular girl's name in Ireland since the 20s
I'm looking forward to the stupid shit that idiot Eric does if it's an Irish character
Did you see somebody a listener of this show is in class and their professor got an email and it said from the ripa verse
on it that
What kind of class it was
Economics so I'm telling me it's not an economics class for the love of god
If this guy signed up for RIP-A-Verse mailing list
Isn't that great?
You're just sitting there? Just random people are
In class and then RIP-A-Verse pops in
And you're like, you dumb motherfucker
You fucking idiot professor
You don't know shit
You could never gain that back
That authority back
Your respect is gone
Okay, AJ 00
Vito fighting dick on doing Dungeons and Dragons for five minutes when was actually an amazing moment when he finally realized it could be
trailer park boys themed I
Changed my mind. I don't want to be Ricky. I'd like to be like somebody who wants to be friends with Ricky
Yeah, I think it makes more sense if like you have to create your own character.
Did you ever play the like South Park RPG games?
Yeah, the fractured butthole.
Yeah, so you're like a new kid who moves to town.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I would want to do.
And interact with all the South Park characters.
Can I have, is there a way where everyone could be a DM except for me?
And I could just be my own myself.
Yeah.
And also could this be a single player video game where I don't have to play with anyone else?
Metroid says, Vito, Xenoblade didn't come out in America.
And the localization was by Nintendo of Europe.
It later came to the US after fan demand.
That's why characters don't have an American accent.
So you're pretending to know about video games again,
and this guy busted you.
OK, first of all, I knew that.
OK.
OK.
Me too.
I was there for Operation Rainfall, okay?
I know all this bullshit.
That was when there was these three Wii RPGs
that weren't gonna come out in America,
so we just cried until Nintendo gave them to us.
Okay, that checks out.
I knew that as well.
Xenoblade, Pandora's Tower, and the last story,
the last of which I have a signed copy.
The gayest video game player ever found.
Yeah, that's what it is.
And they turn to the camera and goes,
Snake goes, it's you.
Speaking of Snake, we gotta play that Metal Gear
board game together.
No.
Come on, man.
No, no, no.
We can get a team together.
It's cooperative.
It's a cooperative board game,
and you save your mission progress.
So each mission you complete, the kid- It's a board game. Yeah. How are you saving progress so each mission you complete the kid
it's a board game yeah yeah how you saving progress what do you mean you
have a box of a leak you take a picture no you have a box of equipment cards
that you earn while playing the Metal Gear board game so when you go to start
the next mission everybody gets to choose which equipment cards they want
to use on the next mission that you've earned over the course of the board game
should we hang out out front of like the gay and lesbian center in Hollywood and recruit the lonesome like...
They'd probably be able to do it.
Yeah, they don't have a family, they got kicked out, the trans ones who are desperate enough to want to play this game.
They'd probably be good at painting the miniatures in fabulous colors because we got to paint them too.
Uh, no.
We can't play the game with unpainted minis, man.
Malachi Constant, holy shit Dick's Milo impression is great.
Yeah, Vito's Milo impression was terrible.
People are saying my glasses are dirty.
Philip Newman.
My turban is dirty.
Listening to Vito talk about the lack of housing is if he didn't vote for the regulatory capture
that's driven housing prices so high is filling me with homicidal rage. Yes, I voted for the
regulatory capture. What did you vote for? America.
Freedom. Joe Nitrate says, I just want what my parents generation had back in their
day after working as a technician in manufacturing for over a decade. They
could buy a brand new truck in a house. These days that's a pipe dream.
Yes, that's true.
Lieutenant Surge, oh yeah, some other stuff.
Dante says, so I ordered the fish pills.
I'm between jobs right now and I have an infected cavity
swelling my face up and generally making life hell.
Okay.
I also turned 26 last year,
which means no more health insurance
until I find a new job.
So I ordered the fish pills.
Hell yeah.
Fish mox, 250 milligrams,
supposedly the same thing as amoxicillin.
They just got shipped from Florida today
and as soon as they arrive,
I'm going to the ER parking lot to take them.
I'd like to say thanks to Vito for the idea,
but honestly, this is so retarded.
I'm gonna withhold my thanks until I know
if it works or kills me.
Updates to come.
Yeah, it's definitely gonna work.
It's amoxicillin.
It's amoxicillin.
I don't know if it's gonna fix your cavity, but it will lessen the infection, right? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing to work. It's amoxicillin. It's amoxicillin. I don't know if it's going to fix your cavity,
but it will lessen the infection, right?
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing is as I've said on this show,
if you want to, all the preppers do it.
You know, when you got a stockpile antibiotic,
you just buy the fish antibiotic.
It's literally the exact same pill.
It's a pill.
It's just with the fish, you crack it open,
and I think pour it in the tank.
You can pour it in your mouth tank I think pour it in the tank.
You can pour it in your mouth tank?
Yeah, you pour it in your mouth tank.
Okay. Alright, well that's my comments.
You don't need health insurance. That's the bottom line.
Oh god.
And speaking of things that you don't need but you're getting them anyway, I have a very famous segment I like to call Vote It Up.
I went in too early. The time for the comic is due.
No refunds coming back too fast.
Try at least to lose some weight.
Or Frog Tony will come back again.
We like Frog Tony.
Come on baby, vote it up.
Frog Tony came back to the side again.
Come on baby, vote it up.
Don't think your child will be a woman.
Come on baby, vote it up.
Come on baby, vote it up. Don't think your child will be a woman. Crock-a-tony came back to the side again
Ah, you know you should have played the whole thing yeah
Got struck that was a jaunty little man from a wreck and I believe
Requested by Coof Coof wanted wanted that one. Have you ever played the game It Takes Two? I don't think so.
What am I saying?
Of course not.
Wait, no, I know a game you're talking about.
You know the game, yeah.
I know the game.
There's a talking book in that game,
like a perverted Mexican book.
And he sounds exactly like Reckon.
Interesting.
Makes me so happy to hear him sing the song.
I reckon he should be getting some voice acting
work with those beautiful pipes.
He could be covered.
He's a perverted Mexican book.
In the game. He might be in the game.
You have to play with your wife
and you have to save your marriage in the game.
How'd that go?
I ended up with a baby in her tummy,
so I must've done something right.
You know what, actually, I'm gonna tell you honestly.
It's like a two player game,
so you would think I would be upset and yell,
cause you have to do puzzles together like teamwork
But we all know how you guys do it puzzles together comes to
Saving your marriage
Unless every time I get start getting upset. I remember that the theme of the game. Yes, you can't yell
Yeah, I mean I can but I'm like, all right, that would be
Appropriate here relax a little bit. It would be bad if during the game about saving your marriage,
you start being abusive and weird.
It's going to put the wrong idea.
I was thinking that too.
There's more than one couple that's broken up
while playing this game.
Maybe one.
Yeah, at least one.
Because it's like, do you know what the game's about?
Why are you yelling right now?
Guys, vote it up where we look at past problems
and give them a little bit of an update dick this is one you brought in from episode 85 at the time I said
is it well that's absurd oh yeah it seems to have not been as absurd you
brought in the Civil Rights Act because it's a it's the worst thing that's ever
happened to America is the end of freedom it's the Civil Rights Act it
says like black people,
but it's really just the government can interfere.
The first line of the Act is, oh, black people.
There's a couple things afterwards.
That's what everyone says.
That's why everyone's afraid to talk shit about it.
I mean, what if it was like Civil Rights Act?
What the hell are you talking about?
I think I saw a black guy I was driving It's, the whole thing is just the government
can meddle in businesses.
Private business.
That's the end of America.
Look, and I've made the point that I don't agree
with everything in the Civil Rights Act.
You agree with everything about black people
except for the one that I bring in.
Civil Rights Act is a big problem.
I said actually, I had the nuanced take
where I'm like, I think actually I had the nuanced take where I'm like I think
If you own a business who you hire you should be a lot more free to discriminate if you want to totally free
But it's more about denying services like saying I will not sell or rent to yeah
You should be free to do that too. Well, we disagree on that. Well, it doesn't matter cuz we're in charge now
We're gonna ship your fucking ass to Haiti.
You haven't gotten rid of everything.
Shut the fuck up.
President Donald Trump.
You know what else is funny about that?
The civil rights thing?
I was thinking about this in the car coming back from Pilates yesterday or the day before.
I was remembering that my civil rights act.
You know, thanks to Lyndon B. Johnson, Mexicans are allowed to take Pilates, otherwise you'd
be banned.
You know, he said the N-word.
Well, who didn't?
Come on.
I didn't. I've never said it. Okay, go ahead. You know, he said the N-word. Well, who didn't? Come on. I didn't.
I've never said it.
Okay, go ahead.
You're coming back for Pilates.
I say it with a harder R.
A harder R.
You can't even pronounce it.
The whole word is R. I say the N-word like Scooby-Doo.
It's R!
No, no!
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I think there should be a test for voting. Just a basic test. Well guess what says you can't? Yeah, I know.
All right. I mean I also think you should have ideas for voting so I'm already off the fire.
Why? Because Trump's not gonna give California federal aid unless they change the voting laws.
You idiot. Alright, unless they change the voting laws. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe he hehehe he hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe he hehehe hehehe hehehe he hehehe he he hehehe he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he of civil rights policy that shaped federal hiring and contracting for nearly six decades, marking yet another blow to equity and inclusion.
Blow my nuts.
On Wednesday, Trump dismantled Executive Order 11246, a directive from President Lyndon B.
Johnson in 1965 to combat workplace discrimination.
Tick in your mouth.
Now previously, this executive order said that when hiring
federal contractors the government will not discriminate against any or the
contractor who is then hired is not allowed to discriminate against any
employer applicant because of race color religion sex or national origin and
contractors are required to take affirmative action to assure that
applicants are employed and employees are treated during employment without bias.
Bias them shits.
So this was of course the...
Stump that fucking...
The law that said any federal contractors
must use affirmative action within the workplace
to make sure their workplace is...
You're going back.
Deep, deep, deep.
You're going back.
Deep, deep, deep.
Mina, mina, doo, doo, doo, doo. Wow, Trump is... You're going back. Doo, doo, doo, doo. You're going back deep deep deep you're going back deep deep deep manamana
You're going back
You're going back
Advocates of diversity said this marks a devastating retreat from decades of progress?
I ain't going back to Haiti! I ain't going back to Haiti!
That guy was uh...
I ain't going back! I ain't going back to Haiti!
Alright.
You're going back!
Do I gotta do- do we have to do four years of victory laps?
Okay?
You're going back! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Victory laughs, okay
I can't I gotta do this for four years every fucking thing that happens is you gonna do a little song and dance number All right, you won you got everything you wanted. That's my first problem today that you got everything you wanted
Yeah, do one more
Trump things though. Well that was again the Civil Rights Act number 296
With 300 268 up. Don't get voted up. This one's only tangentially related to a Donald Trump
No, no, no, no, I'm do you're bringing only Trump stuff for the news on Musk. Can it be Elon Musk?
Ah, then it's just then it's like an hour of Trump shit. I'll get what are you doing?
Of course, I'm doing Trump for my first problem from episode 70 with
Scary's this is people worried about Nazi imagery.
Of course, Elon Musk sparked a debate over.
What did he do?
Well, he gave his heart to the world.
Like that?
That's not Nazi-like at all.
Well, it's not.
I mean, I have the video.
Do you want to watch the video real quick?
I don't have time for video.
I want to see.
Just show me what he did.
Shut up.
I thought we could watch the video and we could determine whether or not this is a Nazi
gesture as some are calling it.
Yeah, of course it's a Nazi gesture.
What do you mean of course it's a Nazi gesture?
Why would you?
Of course it's a Nazi gesture.
Well it's interesting.
Because the thing he said right before it was like, he says this is no ordinary victory,
this was a fork in the road of human civilization.
Which is like a real Hitler-y kind of thing to say.
There it is right there. Boom, Nazi. Boom, Nazi.
Okay, but he's putting it-
Boom, Heil Hitler.
Yeah, that's not a give-your-burn-the-book.
That's definitely-
Do you think Elon Musk does or doesn't want to burn all the trans literature?
Because that's the first books that the Nazis burned. Well, I don't know if that was the trans literature because that's it. That's the definitely works at the
Well, I don't know if that was the yeah, I guess the word marked first thing that they started burning was all the trans shit Yeah, cuz they went to that sex clinic and to burn it to the ground right yeah, yeah
Build rockets who built the best Rockets the Nazis who burns all the trans literature
It really is funny how the Nazis yeah
You see it all it is crazy how many different times who wanted to deport everyone in
their country that was causing problems well yeah I I don't think we're gonna
question because Hitler wanted to kill all the Jews uh yeah did he ever have a
deportation program or was it just kind of like people left, you know, of their own accord?
That was the second to final solution.
Yeah.
I think we're a little off the rails here.
Uh, anyway, Elon Musk obviously sparking controversy, but the ADL for some reason defending him saying,
No, it's cool. We like Elon Musk. I don't know if he donated some money to Israel at some point or...
He played a little violin for them.
Yeah, he got a...
He came in and said, Hey guys, check out my violin. He got some AD violin for them. Yeah, he got a man and said hey guys check out my violin
He got some ADL defense there. Anyway, guys, that's the swastika scary's number 240 with 306 up votes
Don't forget to vote it up. Oh, whoops
Dick just shopping at the bit to get to his exciting problem jumping
Jumping at something at the shipping at the bottom thing at the back
Shipping at the bit
Or Frickoni will come back again. You guys know you can do a Voted Up about Dick once in a while, too. Yeah, I do, puppy.
It's fucking retarded. Man, we got some good presents. Good.
We got some good presents and after money's there, we'll do the Pokemon thing.
Shut up with this! We have to do the Pokemon thing!
You can't! You messed it up!
I didn't mess it up, you refused to do it!
You just can't keep track of this stuff.
Alright, my problem is Doomers.
Doomers?
Guys, we won.
You gotta learn to enjoy winning.
You know?
Been losing for a long time, I know.
I was there.
It started happening right when I first became aware of what getting fucked in the ass by a stranger was.
And it continued happening for 30 years.
But now, let me tell you something.
We won.
We fucking won.
Congratulations.
They got bitches, they got fat Mexicans at the board,
bitches crying their eyes out.
Cause their illegal immigration app got shut down right on their phone with a big
Go Home it said.
Biden's illegal immigration app.
Trump is selling fucking shit coins for fun.
Yeah, Trump's fucking around.
Trump's bullying the Federal Reserve.
Trump said he wants a trillion dollars from Saudi Arabia because they blew up the Twin
Towers.
Trump's bullying Denmark, Did you see that? Yeah
And they're like, you know, you don't actually want Greenland he's like no I actually want Greenland
And I'm gonna sanction the shit I you do until you give it to me
What'd be kind of cool if we got Greenland we need it. Yeah, we need it
It's got this it's a strategic reserve against a variety of shipping lanes. Yeah, we deserve them. We deserve them.
We kind of do though.
Doesn't America deserve more?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, now you're coming around.
See, dooming is fun when retards are in charge.
Yeah.
And there's no chance that we're gonna get anything.
That is a fun way to spend our time flicking sand
at the wall of our prison cells and trying to see trying to see if we can get trying to see
If we can get the coins the land heads up or whatever the fuck we're doing now. We're in charge
We can have whatever we want. Well, who's complaining who's crying everybody's fine. I dooming. I don't know
I see I see it all day. I saw Tim Poole crying about West Virginia. I know that
Dooming yeah more do More doom or shit.
He's gotta move his whole compound.
Something about Israel, more doom or shit.
Oh, you see Trump's gonna deport foreign students, but not if they're, only if they're anti-Israel.
Great.
He, uh, yeah, Trump said if you support foreign terror organizations, he'll deport you.
Stop writing, stop writing, you had me at deporting.
Get the fuck out of here.
Mina Mina.
What's going on with the deportation?
It seems like they've started doing some of it, huh?
Yeah, you know, we're just getting a nice,
we're just getting, we're warming up to it.
Yeah.
Rolling into some illegal immigration offices,
letting everyone know that we're gonna come into schools
and churches and stuff.
Well that deportation chief.
So they can get their amigos going. He had a good, he had a good pitch. I was watching the news where he's like, they're like, so you'll just
send anybody back? He says, listen, we want the bad guys. So you can either hand us the bad guys
or we're going to go in, grab the bad guys and everyone's sitting next to them at the time.
We'll kill them. Yeah. Well, he's basically saying, you might as well give us the one guy
because otherwise we're just going to storm in and take everybody. I. Well, he's basically saying you might as well give us the one guy cuz otherwise
We're just gonna storm in to take everybody like that's a good pitch
I'm gonna read just a quick list of this is one week by the way one week of winning pardoned all the
January 6 things not did he pardon every single one 1500 of them? Yeah, basically all them. Jay Johnston is free
Jimmy pesto is free. I heard he might be a we gotta contact that guy. Sign in E.L. for, oh man, I saw you getting chewed out
by Ethan Manskyver for talking about your edits, by the way.
I didn't do any edits.
I gave him some notes and he took some of them
under advisement.
I saw you get chewed out for bragging about that, though.
I was just goofing.
I gave him the same notes anybody else gave him.
He didn't specifically use my notes.
Yeah, but you were bragging about it. I was just, I know, look, notes anybody else gave him. He didn't specifically use my notes.
Yeah, but you were bragging about it. He was yelling at you for that.
I know, look, I was goofing around.
No, you were bragging. I wasn't bragging.
You were trying to show everybody that you and him have a special relationship.
I do think we have a special relationship.
Then that's costing him sales and esteem.
It's not going to cost him sales. It costs him esteem.
He got notes from a bunch of different people. He didn't just get notes from me.
Yeah, but you're the one bragging about it.
I just said, well, it confirmed my... I'm like, I must be like, you know, not a terrible at this writing thing.
That's it for you! You're using... you're bragging to boost your own esteem in the community and you're hurting it.
It's nice when somebody... well, why is it? Because why? Because I'm a bad guy. Yeah, and you're comics late.
Bad guys can be good writers, though. It's very possible. Yeah, but you're comics late bad guys can be good writers though It's very possible. It's late. So you know everybody's watched my like Star Wars reviews and shit
Like nobody says that my ideas and those are terrible. You can say I'm a shitbag piece of shit
It doesn't mean I don't know good writing. Yeah, you're not allowed to say that you banned people that said that so I don't know who I banned
I'm saying is all I'm saying is I got I I'm saying is I got... I saw you get chewed out.
I didn't get chewed...
I got a little chewed out.
You got a little...
I shouldn't have said, hey, Ethan's using my notes and I'm very smart or whatever else,
but I was genuinely, you know, like, oh, that's cool that some of my ideas...
He said he said any notes of mine that he was using... He's got to change them back. He's going to get rid of them all. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ You will do that. Except for Camelot who's a... You 100% will do that. No I won't. I won't. I will sign an NDA. I will sign an NDA.
Does someone get your toys if you violate it?
Yeah, I'll sign an NDA and if I violate the NDA, whatever.
What do you mean whatever?
I don't know, you get a dollar. You burn all your toys.
I burn all my toys. You burn at least $5,000 worth of toys.
All I'm saying is I was tickled pink.
I was like, oh, this is great.
A famous comic book guy.
I gave him some notes and it looks like, you know,
some of my, you know, whatever.
He thanked me for the notes.
Thank you.
And I was like, very appreciative.
Privately.
Publicly though.
And I got too excited that he thanked me privately.
And I should have kept it quiet.
Seems like you wanted like dopamine.
Oh yeah, bragging about it.
Look at me, I got nothing else going on in my life.
I was excited.
Signed an EO to designate cartels
as terrorist organizations, declared a national emergency
at the border, ordered the suspension of the refugees
program, withdrew from the Paris climate accords,
ended the birthright citizenship,
signed, ended DEI everywhere.
This is like all the problems that we've ever had
on the show.
Yeah, I kind of looked at our list of problems and I said.
They've all been solved.
Yeah, I don't think we have a show anymore.
Cause I don't even know what to complain about now
cause Trump's just literally in one day.
Fixed America.
Yeah, I said like, oh wait, he can just do all that?
Like in a day and like a week?
Signed an EO confirming that there's two genders,
which I saw a bunch of your guys were upset about.
Which makes no sense.
They were laughing about it.
It's like.
It's already two gender, I mean, like,
isn't your whole point that, you know, you could swap,
the problem is, or whatever.
You could swap between them.
You guys already have the binary.
He's just saying that the binary exists
and can't be changed.
Well, he's also saying you can't put X on your passport.
It's like, you have to have an actual,
you have to pick one of the two.
Regulatory freeze.
Which is fine.
For new regulations.
You gotta be a little less gay.
It's literally every problem we've had in three years.
I know, so we have nothing to talk about.
You're right, why did I even bring in the Civil Rights Act
as I voted up, because it just is all of this.
Ended it.
$500 billion AI thing, that's dumb, I don't like that one.
Are we, is the government investing in that? I don't know, I didn't get a clear read on that probably.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Somehow we aren't.
Skynet.
Fried Ross Ulbricht made a Bitcoin strategic reserve.
It's everything, I think a lot of kids are so young that you don't understand how significant
all this stuff is and that it's and how much it fixes so you're getting like you're the world of
dooming is getting smaller and smaller while everything else is I don't know
what to complain about anymore I mean here's what I did it here's what I will
complain about they're gonna make you sodas illegal probably. Well, RFK might, yeah.
The problem is gonna be that private businesses are gonna try their best to resist.
Because my whole thing has always been like, yeah, the affirmative action hiring has been taken to like the most insane extreme.
And I'm also kinda like upset that it waited until this point in my life. I'm like, I wish you guys had done this like ten years ago
You know, I would have been cool. Yeah, they could I could have took advantage of all that stop voting for
No, cuz who was running the he wasn't gonna what McCain or ten years ago. Yeah
Who's Obama great Obama McCain and I, uh, I don't know.
I don't think they would have put a quick stop to it.
I think that Insidious stuff was just
seeping its way in unchecked.
Yeah.
But I still think, you know, you have the problem with,
like, Amazon Studios or whatever.
I mean, whatever.
I'm complaining about movies and garbage.
But it is, it is, the hiring drives people nuts.
They're done too.
Yeah, well, you gotta, you gotta stop.
Well, they are though.
That's what's interesting. Oh, no. I even saw, well, I even saw, like, you know how video games for the Yeah, well you gotta stop. Well they are though, that's what's in there.
Oh no.
I even saw, well I even saw like,
you know how video games for the fast like,
we were all like living in a weird fantasy.
And then everybody just realized like,
you can just say no to these people.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Well this has always been the left's problem.
The left's problem is being unable to say no to people.
So when activists show up and they go,
hey, you know in the video game, it says do you wanna play as a male or a female? It's like, you can do it without everyone being mad at you. But all the money flowing in from investment companies were flowing into game studios to keep them propped up,
and movie studios to keep them propped up,
and movie studios to keep them propped up no matter what.
That's why these weirdos on YouTube crying about like,
DEI shit in games and movies is so tiresome.
It's like, yeah, they're gonna do it forever cuz they get free money.
Yeah. They don't have to make money.
They just get it forever.
Well, I think it has reached a point where the projects have become so unprofitable
that like and also just the complete knee-jerk like the new Assassin's Creed, you know as a
black guy. Yeah
Here's the thing it might be a fine it might be fine who cares but it's just like just seeing that you go
I don't care if it's good. I just don't want it You know like I've had so much. I've had so much of it that I don't want it anymore. I'm overloaded on black Samurais
That's my we go see the black Captain America. No come on. I don't want to watch
I don't like and I don't enjoy that shit. I know that's what makes it funny. It's just not fun
It's like this every Marvel movie is exactly the same.
Reviewing it is exactly the same.
But you as a guy, remember when you gave notes on ISOM?
You didn't like reading ISOM.
It's like that.
It's a creative exercise.
No, ISOM is written by a retarded person.
Yeah.
Who's like trying to write for the first time.
It's like a...
Sure.
Uniquely bad and weird.
This is gonna be unique.
The Marvel stuff's just cookie cutter shit. Like's like a shot. It's uniquely bad and weird. The Marvel stuff is just cookie
cutter shit. Like, okay. They didn't think of a plot or anything like that. It's just
going from thing to thing. I find that interesting to discuss. I don't understand why you're
so opposed to it. Every single one is exactly the same. It's like, yeah, the story kind
of sucked. The plot doesn't really make sense. The characters are all girl bosses and underdeveloped.
But the audience loves it
They love when we review the Marvel crap. I don't think I don't think they do
I think the audience should send a super chest to tell us if they want
Well, I'm gonna review it cuz I'm good idea. I know maybe I'll review it on our channel. I don't know
That's less of a good idea. Okay. I'll review it on my own channel and no one will watch it
It's better if I do it with you. You'll be able be watch it. I don't want to what I don't want to
With a bad Marvel movie is funny. That's a good premise like two hours bad
Yeah
For those of you wondering we haven't done the movie reviews because Dicks like we stopped watching this Marvel's course is so old
Yeah, that's fun to talk about
We did we did Indiana Jones remember we talked about I Marvel crab. Harrison Forrest is so old. Yeah, that's fun to talk about. We did Indiana Jones remember?
We talked about it.
Oh, it was bad.
It was bad.
Look, I'm just saying that I think, I don't know.
I like reviewing that stuff.
That's my problem.
Doomers.
Here's why the new Cap America is interesting.
It's like, it's the last gasp of that DEI era.
Here's the problem with Doomers.
We're on full tilt, straightforward, all the momentum,
and they're trying to see what's wrong
instead of just helping steamroll everything.
Find anybody who might be a resistor of any of this
and flatten them, destroy them.
Find something in them that has any light
and just grab it and tear it out of them. That's the we're in full assault mode right now.
There's none of this dooming shit.
Oh, well, yeah, of course.
Going to Israel yet. No, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's going to Israel. We're having greater Israel.
Get over it. This is America.
We're trying to fix. I will say you guys got to let the Israel thing go.
Let's let it go. That's part of the package.
It's part of America, bro.
That's it. You're never going to train 50 million retards.
Worship Christ in the US the out of thinking that Israel's their best buddy That's it you fucking morons are all about Christ too. So fuck off. You got to kind of take that trade
That's like can't have Christ without Israel. That's just the way it is, dude
You can't have Christ. You don't like it. Just stop believing in Christ simple. I don't
You can't have Christ like it just stop believing in Christ simple. I don't
Know we both respect our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. No
Come on. I'm trying to get this comics game money. Just fuck with you. Yeah, ah
Doomers. Yeah, okay your turn my turn. Can I get us people complained? We didn't have the UFO sound Oh, no, you didn't I didn't yes, I did. Okay, whatever
Let's see. So my problem dick is one where
You know people enjoy having intercourse, right? Wow
They really like it. Yeah, they like it. You know, I think guys guys like it a lot
And you know guys will occasionally brag about like ladies
They've had sex with and they're like sexual exploits. Of course you're being innocent. And you go, and you go,
ah, that's a cool story you got,
you know, that's a good story.
I hate when guys do that.
Well yeah, that's already bad.
Hey bro, no, I don't wanna hear it.
Well you can enable them, you go,
ah, that's cool, I bet she was really hot,
you know, I bet it was cool.
And then imagine your buddy goes,
yeah, you wanna see a video of it?
No. Hahahaha
So my problem, Dick, is what I'm calling sex recorders.
These are guys-
Are you sure you don't mean revenge porn?
Or sex recorders?
Well...
I guess it could be revenge-
Sex recorders? Non-consensual sex recorders?
Non-consensual sex recorders!
These are guys who
decided to record themselves having sex-
You're talking about Destiny.
Yeah, I'm talking about Destiny.
And decided to show it to other people for some reason.
Now, I understand that we live in the era
of amateur pornography.
Obviously, I've indulged myself.
But for the most part, unless you're
doing some fun, freaky, deaky, fetish shit,
I don't need to see an ugly guy fucking a lady. I don't need to see a blue-haired guy sucking a dick.
Wait, why is it if it's fetish shit you want to see?
Well, because like the fetish shit you can't just get like the pre- the studios won't make that stuff.
You got to get some guy in his basement doing like crazy shit.
You know, like dressing up like a clown. He's got a whip and a cake and a, you know, a fucking gun that shoots a seltzer.
Whatever. all sorts of
porn yeah clown porn is a thing I know and the chicks are pretty good looking
they're not bad no yeah it's true like oh man clone porn is gonna be like
fucking stupid you're like whoa that is a hot clown yeah I hope she farts on
that cake for days anyway so there's a guy on the Internet.
There's a man on the Internet named Destiny.
We've had him on the show a couple of times and he's facing a bit of a scandal
because as we saw, I think it was a month or something ago,
somehow he had a video of him sucking a hog. We said, well,
that's not something you should be doing. Why are you recording that?
Why do you want that out there?
And then in the, but you know, he kind of lived it down.
It was like, ah, you know, it's a little embarrassing, but you know, I'm a liberal
who's not sucking a little hog here and there.
And now it's come out that he also had videos of him having sex with this girl
who at the time was 19, and then he started sending those videos around
Which has become a big scandal in his community
This girl is now threatening to sue him because technically that kind of was 19
I think she was 19 in the video and she's 25 now so that are no wait
This is I don't know
Yeah
It was like an older video of him having sex with this girl and I saw the DM
Conversations where you found something to complain about after all what do you mean? It was like an older video of him having sex with this girl. And I saw the DM conversations where...
You found something to complain about after all.
What do you mean?
I mean, Trump's fixing all this stuff,
but Trump can't fix what's in their minds.
Trump can't fix the Coom brain, man.
He can't fix the Coomers, the Gooners.
There's DMs of Destiny, who I guess
was flirting with this 19-year-old, I think,
OnlyFans girl.
And then she was like, you got any sexy videos of you?
And he's like, yeah.
And he sent her a video of him having sex with this girl who
then she said I have a video of destiny having sex with a girl and then
apparently distributed it all around and now the girl who's in the video who
lets me clear is not like an only fans girl she's kind of like a normal girl I
mean not completely normal because she decided to have sex with destiny but
normal enough that you know she doesn't want nudes of herself out there on the internet being widely disseminated. So the reason I call this... What are you doing, man? What are you doing?
It's uh, and this is one of those things where the fallout for Destiny, I think his co-host,
remember I was supposed to, you went on the podcast, anything else? Yeah. Remember you flew
all the way to Miami for that and you said, well this is, because when the show picks up and it's a big show,
I'll be in the archives as one of the famous episodes
of this show that's obviously going
to go for hundreds of episodes.
Who, me?
Yeah, well, I'm just.
Nah, all podcasts end.
All of them.
This one's in the toilet, I think.
Oh, is Dan not?
It seems like Dan.
Knowing Dan, knowing what I know of,
just that he's like a normal guy.
Yeah. If I was him, I wouldn't do it.
It sounds like he was very upset by this.
He's got like a real life and a real business.
Yeah.
There's no, there's no defending him.
He doesn't want to be connected to it.
Yeah.
I heard that he actually, the girl who's trying to-
And his business is like an app that helps you delete stuff from social media, so...
Oh, so that's an optics disaster for him.
Yeah. This would be the last thing that you'd want to associate with just for a podcast.
There's a number of people who are kind of breaking ties.
There's another girl, Cheri, have you ever talked to her?
Yeah, every once in a while.
Well that's been the weird thing is that she goes now, she's like, I recently found out
that Destiny has an audio recording of us doing
something sexual that I never consented to and multiple people have heard it and they
said, wait, is that Sherry's voice? So now she's going to the cops to file a thing against
him. Yeah. Now I want to say, you know, there's two different camps. I know Mr. Girl, who
is a friend of mine, says well this is what Destiny
wants he wants to humiliate women and whatever else the other explanation is
he was really horny and he wanted this night you allow anything to go with that
don't you what do you mean you're always talking about like you were glad you
brought in like horny brain and you're like yeah horny brain and then you've
said pedophiles were horny brain remember I think they are horny brain
obviously they're just like a different kind of they're horny. That's why they're committing sex crimes. What do you mean?
They're not making passionate love to kids. They're like abusing and hurting them. They're getting off on the harm. That's not horniness
That's like masochistic
Maybe I don't know I'm not in the head of be identifying with pedophiles. I'm not in the head of a pedophile, okay?
All I know is that people get...
Clearly Destiny, look, if you read the text between him and this girl,
it looks like he's trying to impress a 19-year-old OnlyFans girl
by being like, yeah, look at me fucking this other girl.
It's fucked. The whole thing is fucked.
I will say it's from two years ago.
He says that he's gotten on, I don't know, a therapy or medication or something. He's less horny all the time
But it's not the fucking problem
The problem is do you think he psychologically wants to damage women?
What well, that's what mr. Curls claiming. I don't fucking know what's going on
I saw you know video about this and I tried watching it But I got like three minutes in and it's just you saying you don't know what's going on.
Yeah that was what was so funny. Did you see the thumbnail?
Yeah, monster.
Like what the hell is, what am I watching here?
You're just going, oh well some people are saying, oh hey welcome to, some people are saying, not a great guy and I don't know what what he did exactly But then this other and you can't say like sexual terms you keep yeah
It's on YouTube's have to use like stupid euphemisms. I think you just are like that no
Girl and it's got his hoo hoo
Way more sexually if I didn't want to get to monetize on YouTube
It was funny cuz he has that picture of him staring at that real quick go to my YouTube on a show go to
Give me the keyboard. I honestly don't like any of this go to go to youtube.com slash veto 2
Well, I just said don't take the creepo
Fuck it don't ever take a photo of you
That can be you know turned black and white and have the word monster put on top of it
Is what I said in the first minute of the video? Yeah
To
Tw. Oh wow what an amazing fucking?
What did I have T? W? Oh T? W? Oh, there's a missing T. Yeah, all right. I can't I couldn't thanks
Thanks spelled it wrong not done that there's a missing T
All right great monster none enough of her like give me the fucking key thing
I just stopped touching the fucking nose. I'm trying to see the videos by
I was trying to make it big. Okay. Well, I think people get the point
Yeah, there you go. Well, I just I think did you make this just because you wanted to make this image. Yeah
well, no, no because in the video the beginning of the
Because in the beginning of the video ice I'm looking at that picture of him and we'll go well
Yeah
This is why you don't take that picture because like any idiot can come along turn it black and white and put the word monster
I thought you were the only one that is so fascinated by this this picture
Yeah, but then people go like a monster the life and times of Steven or whatever like it looks all serious
And then you click on it's just me in a hat going. I don't fucking know what happened
It's kind of funny click bait.
Cause people think it's gonna be like a video essay
about the guy.
10,000 views.
Why don't you get Superkiller out
instead of fucking around with.
Oh come on, it took 20 minutes to make this fucking thing.
It takes me like an hour to put that together.
The video is 23 minutes long.
So already you're lying.
No.
It took at least 23 minutes to do this.
23 minutes to record it and then you pop it into Premiere and then you render it out.
It takes an hour and a half.
An hour and a half.
To be wasted on this video.
And that you only have a good hour and a half of productivity advantage.
I have a Patreon.
The Patreon people like my videos.
So I'm putting up videos for my Patreon followers.
Okay, so you are doing work.
Yeah, my followers want to hear from me.
They want my opinion on what's going on.
But you didn't have an opinion.
You were just saying that you didn't know
what was going on.
What's your opinion?
My opinion is don't record yourself having sex with girls
for any reason.
There's no reason.
Well, you can't do that.
Why?
Because it's just too much fun.
Why?
Are you gonna watch it again?
Do you watch videos of yourself having sex?
No.
Sure. But people enjoy it who?
everybody
Everybody likes taking pictures getting pictures taken of themselves and stuff. It's not taking pictures though
It's taking fucking a record. Why do you want a recording of you sucking dick?
Are you gonna watch it later and be like I don't do a good job?
Why I just like taking pictures people just enjoy taking pictures and video. They're always taking pictures of shit. They love it.
Okay, well if it's sex, that's not the problem. First of all if it's sex you gotta ask permission and second of all you can't
distribute that shit. It's pretty bad to distribute that shit.
And
Look we have had Destiny on the show. We like Destiny. He's a fun guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're using we way too much.
I like way, way too much.
Look, he's a good guest.
This is bad.
It's probably gonna cost him a lot in the long run.
I don't think he's the like completely, you know,
incriminated, he could apologize,
he could change his ways, whatever.
But it is is really really bad
Well, yeah, he didn't apologize. I know I love this
We like destiny shit like you still want to be on Destiny's good side that that's what I got out of your video
Because it was so non-committal you're like I still want to have the the Avenue open. I'm not cutting him off
I mean, I don't know the guy that well. Yeah
Look cuz I got a weird vibe from that video when I was watching it.
Well, cause I'm-
In terms of that.
Well, cause I'm always the liberal guy who I go, you know, look, a lot of guys have sex
addiction, I got a lot of guys, again, get, I don't know.
What is a liberal guy in this case?
Me.
Let you do whatever, like what is a liberal guy doing in this case?
No, but I'm saying you can get help, you can admit what you did was wrong.
He didn't.
Thankfully he didn't actually rape anybody or anything like that, you know?
So that's the liberal response?
Well, he didn't rape anybody.
It's really bad!
It's really bad what he did!
He shouldn't have done it!
Okay.
You know, but what?
Okay, maybe I'll write him off forever if he's really gonna get an asshole about it.
I don't care!
I'll wait for it. See how it plays out
You got to see how much social damage will be done to see how the decision goes
I mean I like the guys, you know, it's hard when a guy does a shitty thing
I liked watching Destiny's content. I like when he came on the show. Yeah, he was fun
Yeah, he's fun fun guy and now's fun. He's a fun guy.
And now what?
I gotta be like, I hate him?
Or like, I just don't care?
You brought the problem in.
I'm asking you.
I'm saying that as a guy who likes Destiny's content
on some level, I obviously disagree with him
on a lot of stuff, I would hope.
What?
I'm trying to, I don't know.
What do you obviously disagree with him on?
Well, him being like, hey, that guy in Trump's audience who got shot in the head or whatever, you know
That guy deserved it. I'm like I
Would say that if it was a liberal though
Yeah, well, I mean I've said horrible things about Ashley Babbitt, but she was trying to get on
She was trying to get at that cop so you don't disagree with him on anything
Did Trump say he's gonna bring Ashley Babbitt back from the dead? Yeah
I think he's gonna tear down some he's gonna put some statues back up if he puts some statues back up
That'd be really funny
Anyway, look, it's not that I'm trying to get anything out of destiny. I can't get anything out of destiny anyway
I just want to go back on kicker keep and win another $500 bucks
Actually, I should burn destiny because he made turkey Tom the host of kicker keep instead of me
I'm like, I would have been a way better host than Turkey Tom.
And you're more loyal.
Turkey Tom's a zoomer.
He can't come up with good trivia questions.
I am more loyal.
And Turkey Tom's got the fucking world on his back.
He got named at a mass shooter manifesto alongside Ethan Ralph.
That guy was black.
We're never getting one of those.
Anyway guys, I guess non-consensual sex recording.
Is that the problem?
That's the problem.
Don't record it.
And if you're going to record it, get permission.
And don't send it to girls thinking,
like, well, she'll definitely have sex with you
if she sees me having sex with a different girl.
I love that you'll have to wait to see how it shakes out
to see what your opinion is.
I know what my opinion is.
My opinion is, I know what he did was bad, but whatever.
If that's any... What? I know what my opinion is my opinion is I know what he did was bad, but whatever if that's a
What I?
Know what my opinion is I 100% know what my opinion is okay? I know what he did was bad, but I'm friends with a lot of us
I'm friends with a lot of bad people who've done a lot of bad things so what are you guys our friends?
No, I'm not friends with him, but you know
We're coin is I'm just glad I don't have to fly to fucking Miami to be on that podcast.
I think as recently as like last month
that his producer is chasing me
and now I think she's even off the, she's breaking.
No, she's supporting.
Yeah.
I mean, I told Dan, I was like, I don't think people,
I don't think people in general care about victims.
So I don't think anything's gonna happen.
Well, here's what I think will happen is
he should, if he's smart just
find a way to settle with these women pay them some money rather than drag out
a court case and then just go back to being a rabble rouser on the internet. Okay.
I mean for him I'm saying like that's probably the best course of action but
he's gonna have to pay him something they're not gonna just drop the cases.
How much? Two million bucks? I don't know. Million bucks? Well, one of them's asking for wanted like a million.
Is that fair?
I don't know.
I mean, the damages in those cases are always insane.
I mean, like, what do you know?
What is your opinion of any of this?
I always think those damages are inflated.
I'd say $100,000 is even.
$100,000?
Well, let's be clear.
She's not like a porn star.
She's just like a regular girl who her fucking nudes are being left shoes a porn star be okay
It'd be different the damages would be less severe because she's not known for that
It's like damaging to your image, you know, is it?
Yeah, if you're a porn star in a video of you leaks having sex
It's way less damaging to your brand than if you're just like a normal
Girl or whatever. It's interesting to hear things like this described from the point of view having sex, it's way less damaging to your brand than if you're just like a normal girl
or whatever.
It's interesting to hear things like this described from the point of view that only
accounts for brand and image.
But that's how they calculate damages.
Who's they?
The courts.
The courts.
Yeah, the courts calculate damages based on like damage to reputation.
Why did Alex Jones get fined $11.000.000.000.00 then?
Because he killed all those kids in that school.
Okay.
He went in there with a gun and he just shot kids.
Okay, my problem is sharing.
You're such an asshole.
You brought the problem in and you have no opinion of it.
I have an opinion.
That $100,000.00 would be enough.
Unless they're a porn star in which case, eh don't it doesn't matter what gets recorded of you
No, if they're a porn star, they would still have damages. I just think there would be lesser. Yeah interesting
It's interesting that I have opinion you're saying I don't have an opinion. I'm literally giving you my finally
Yeah, finally
Just thinking it's an interesting what he did was very immoral and wrong and very very stupid and very possibly horny brain
I don't know. Is it a problem? It is a problem. That's why I brought it in as a problem. Okay, okay
You know does that mean I'm never gonna watch a destiny video again? Probably not
I'll probably watch that you know if he pops up on a I don't know what he's getting invited to though now
You don't have to care. He's got that me too stigma. You honestly don't have to care at all
I don't have to care. He's got that me too stigma. You honestly don't have to care at all. I don't have to care.
I just thought it was...
But you brought it in and you made that video and I'm trying to figure out what your opinion
is of it because you seem to be...
You brought up...
I mean that's a video that you made of it.
Yeah, and I think I gave my opinion.
What is he doing?
Don't do this.
My advice to people out there is don't record yourself having sex.
Again, unless you're going to dress like a clown and do something freaky that I can't get on the other sites.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
My problem is-
This is you sucking dick.
I can get that and I can get it in 4K.
I don't need to see you suck dick.
My problem is-
Or maybe he should have got a 4K camera.
Then I would maybe, this would be different.
Low quality.
I haven't seen the video, I don't know.
I saw the video of him sucking dick,
but that was like a cell phone camera.
So that I definitely don't need.
Interesting.
Thank you.
I'm trying to figure out what is so strange.
Something in your head you really think it's like.
Cause I know you want to talk about it.
Well, it's interesting.
It's a guy. It's interesting watching you go back and forth on like that.
Let's be clear, Destiny is the most popular guest we've ever had on the show.
Let's be clear.
I feel it's worth discussing.
Why?
What are you gonna talk about?
Okay, people like when we discuss what's going on in these internet sectors.
But what are we discussing?
We're discussing the fact that a guest on our show fucking did revenge porn and it's
bad.
Yeah, it's real bad
okay so that's not worth discussing what are you talking about I don't know we
talked about Ethan Ralph going on a drug bender is that important to the
national consciousness no but it's interesting I had a pretty clear opinion about that
I have a pretty clear opinion about this don't do it that's what I said why
because it's fucked up because these girls don't want their reputation ruined
they don't want fucking videos of them and recordings of them unless they're a porn star. I'm no if they're a porn star they also don't
One little thing I just said wow it's more damaging to her brand and that's how a court would
Okay, it is how the court would calculate damages they'd go what how damaging is this to your reputation yeah
food sharing food wrong
sharing food wrong
Yeah, I get yelled at every time I every time I share food with my wife share it wrong
Can't bring out ten rolls. I ate six of them. Yeah, you know
How are you gobbling up all those rolls? To be clear, you're a separate them
You know bring them out of the oven
Separate them. Yeah, and then she goes no you just should
Learn some self-control, but then if I do, hold on you made rolls
She made gyoza rolls brings out ten gyoza rolls sits them down. Okay. I eat, you know, I just eat them
I'm eating at normal speed. Okay. I eat, you know, I just eat them. I'm eating at a normal speed.
I'm not wolfing them down.
There were 10 of them.
I'm not pounding them down like aggressively.
Like I'm in a competition.
You're not destiny-ing them.
I'm just eating them.
Normally.
And all of a sudden I'm getting yelled at.
Because I didn't eat the correct amount.
Of rolls.
Well, there was ten.
And I ate, I don't know, I guess I ate six.
Look, I'm eating that.
What she's saying, what she's saying, you ate.
I'm not here to do math.
I'm here to eat rolls, alright?
But if you want them split up, put them on separate fucking plates.
Right.
Okay?
Is that so hard?
Are we running out of water?
That's reasonable.
It's reasonable.
My way is reasonable.
Not the way of worrying about
not the way of
good and the bad and the
which one do you feel lucky?
That would be taxi driver.
No, no it's not.
And it was Back to the Future 3
doing taxi driver.
Which is the Clint Eastwood one?
Yes it is.
I know what you're asking, punk. Do you feel like
did I shoot six or did I shoot
five? Oh, that's Dirty Harry.
Dirty Harry. I'm not here to play Dirty Harry.
I'm here to eat rolls.
Does this
ever happen to you? Well,
I don't have a pregnant wife who's trying to
This happened before she was pregnant. Really?
Okay.
Why are you eating so much?
You scooped all the Caesar salad until you scooped
all the gooey parts of the Caesar salad,
so I only have dry salad.
You ate all the fully loaded nachos is what I'm hearing.
Yeah.
You can't just eat the fully loaded ones.
Yeah.
You know, the ones the chefs will-
And the women eat so slow.
Yeah.
They eat like, well-
That is true.
When you're eating with a woman, it's like,
they do eat slower.
They'll eat one dinner for like three days.
Yeah.
Must be there until the closing time.
They're stacking the chairs up on the tables, still eating.
Still eating.
Oh, oh, oh.
You know?
Well.
Give me a break.
I don't know how you divide it.
How do you divide up a pizza?
It's a first come, first serve situation, right?
Pizza's easy to divide.
But I'm saying, like, if you took extra slices, would you get in trouble?
I have gotten in trouble for eating the pizza too fast.
I've gotten in trouble for eating the wings too fast.
I've gotten in trouble for eat... I made a list.
I got in trouble for eating the best colored popcorn
of the popcorn.
The one with the tri-color popcorn?
When I'm invited to take a bite of popcorn
and I grab the most buttery looking one,
I get a, oh, of course that's the one you're picking.
And I think- You are the fully loaded nacho guy.
You go straight to the fully loaded ones.
What the fuck are you supposed to, what are you taking?
There's a rule, sir.
What are you taking out of there?
Were you not, I assume anyone eating out of the popcorn is taking the most delicious
Piece and eating that one first and leaving the crummy ones until later
Why the fuck would I take in the middle? You gotta be polite you to take the shitty popcorn. Why?
Because she's the lady but she knows that I'm gonna take the good one. So take the fucking good one
Yeah, I'm not adjusting down. I'm not leaving a big juicy buttery piece of popcorn in for some time in the future
I'm eating it now. I might not be hungry for popcorn in the future
I mean corn is a is a hard one to really are there's so much corn
Popcorn if you miss out on the good corn, it's still corn. I don't want to miss out
Yeah, I agree with you. It's like just it's all corn. It's all going in the same place
You can't really fight over the best pieces. What do you mean? There's of course the best piece of popcorn. There's the dry-
There's the ones without any butter on them on the side. Yeah, and then there's ones right there. I forgot though you are
You in the puttered popcorn. You in the-
I still love when we went to the movie theater.
Exactly! You fucked me on that one!
Can you layer the butter and the guy goes well actually the butter stuff is over there.
And he went, so the answer was no.
The answer is no then.
That was unnecessary.
He had to explain, it was reasonable for him to explain why he couldn't layer the butter.
I know that the butter's over there. Just say no.
Well no, because if you say no it could be like he's doing it to be rude.
He has a reason why he can't layer it
The best bite of the hamburger I also got accused of doing. Why are you sharing a hamburger?
Great question. That doesn't make any sense. Why share with me if I'm not gonna eat it right?
Well, can't you each get your own hamburger?
I don't remember why
Sounds like you guys. Some kind of different hamburger was having. You guys should have your own hamburger.
Yeah.
All right.
The best piece of ice cream.
I go right for the.
I don't understand why I'm getting offered.
It's like a trick.
Trick food sharing.
That's what my problem is.
Maybe it is a trick.
Trick food sharing.
Maybe they're looking at you to be like, will he be greedy
and take the best part?
Yeah. Yeah, because I'm providing for my family. You had an ice, will he be greedy and take the best part? Yeah.
Yeah, because I'm providing for my family.
You had an ice cream sundae.
Would you take the cherry?
I'm taking the part.
If you hand me something and there's a piece sticking out
that I could put my whole mouth around and chop it off,
I'm eating that part.
If you want it, bite it off now because you're losing it.
Well, there's a thing.
Now that you're a father, I think
you do have to kind of stake your claim.
It's like, that's daddy's cookie.
Like, that's dad gets the big piece.
Of cookie?
If there's a bunch of cookies, you
know which cookie is daddy's.
The big cookie goes to dad.
Six rolls out of 10 is not really that.
That's daddy's roll.
Daddy gets the bonus roll.
If you're counting the rolls, don't
wait till I eat the sixth one to tell me you're counting.
Yeah.
Say that's it. That's the end of your... rolls.
Well, you gotta lay down the law in this household before that kid comes out,
because the kids are gonna go,
I want the best piece!
And you go, nope, that's dad's piece.
Yeah, well...
Dad gets the good piece.
That's my problem.
Dad gets the first piece of pie.
First piece of pie?
Yeah.
And cookies? Dad gets the cookie. Yeah. He gets piece of pie? Yeah. And cookies?
Dad gets the cookie.
He gets the big cookie. When the big cookie comes out, you don't give it to the kid, you don't give it to the girl, you give it to Dad.
Dad's out working in the field. Dad needs the big cookie. That's Daddy's cookie.
Yeah, it was hard to work in the field today.
Yeah, well. I need the extra cookie.
I saw you cleaning out the garage or something.
Oh yeah, a little bit.
Yeah. I've been doing some cleaning around the house. Oh yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I've been doing some some cleaning around the house.
Oh really? Getting ready for Tony from Hack the Movies who I might tell to just get a hotel.
We'll see what- So you got weird stuff about your house. It's not that I got weird stuff about my
house, my house is a fucking mess right now because I've been organizing everything. Everything's-
Really? Yeah, well I'm, you know, all those video game consoles I'm still fixing up.
So it's not normally a mess?
No, it's normally a mess, but now it's more of a mess than normal because I have a hundred
UPS boxes, or a hundred shipping boxes.
How big of a mess are we talking about?
I'll send you a picture.
I mean, I got like a hundred game consoles all in their own box with, I got memory cards
and controllers and cords.
So it's like a store, like a warehouse?
Yeah, it looks like that now
You know what you are living actualized dream
I'm genuinely living in a warehouse because I bought a bunch of magic product to sell on whatnot
So now I got a bunch of boxes of magic cards and Pokemon currents and Jesus. I'm having fun
That's all that matters drowning in my own crap. Here's my problem dick. We've had fires
I know we did a lot of fire problems already, but
As the fires are going
on, obviously our great heroes are the firefighters.
They're going to go, oh yeah, you guys are such heroes.
You get to go out.
First of all, you get to go hang out in the fire, which I'm not allowed to do.
So already, it's not heroism.
You want to be there.
I would love to see you do the fireman.
I think it would be easy.
Yeah.
I saw a video.
You got to climb something, you know
Stairs
I could do that part
Yeah
I saw a video of the firefighters, you know, like spraying down the fire
and everyone's going, oh how heroic that they went in there
I'm like, looks easy
Just aim- it's just like our first person shooters
A fire hose?
Yeah, just aim the hose at the fire
Can we get you behind the fire hose and see?
I would-
Can we get you in a fireman training course?
I think I would be better!
I think I would-
Climbing the wall?
Yeah, sure
Doing the ladder?
Oh come on, look at that
Half these guys can't do that shit. Anyway, maybe the firefighters can the
I don't know why that went out. I got a little drop there. I was watching they had like a GoPro video of a firefighter
I'm like, oh, come on. It's just like a first-person shooter. This guy's not even good at aiming
I would like snipe the fire there snipe the fire there fires coming over the wall. Okay. Yeah easy
Okay. Anyway, okay. Those guys are the heroes. I get it even though they're out there having fun snipe the fire there, snipe the fire there, fires coming over the wall, like go kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik Sans out there interviewing them and shit. That's what he was doing? You didn't see how Sans was interviewing all the firefighter prisoners. I didn't know they were prisoner firemen.
That's the only ones he wants to talk to. He doesn't want to talk to anybody who has a real job.
He wants to talk to the ones who the communist system is going to elevate when the revolution comes.
He's out there and he's going, hey, you know these guys, they're better than regular firefighters because they committed a crime.
That's what he's saying?
Well, basically he's saying, can you believe it? They're prisoners and they're firefighters.
How many prisoner firefighters are there?
A couple hundred maybe or something at the most.
Really?
Yeah, but I don't know.
Maybe like 100.
They get them out of prison to fight fires?
Yeah, you get $2 a day.
So they're getting paid anyway.
So get over it.
Or actually, no, they get them hoses.
Or they just.
You get a day taken off your sentence for every day
you fight a fire.
Kick dirt on it.
I think they can be trusted with hoses.
No, you can't trust them with anything.
They steal it for wiring.
All I know is-
This is stupid.
They got Hassan interviewing these guys.
There's all these articles about, oh, can you believe how hard it is for these prisoner
firefighters?
What great heroes they are.
Yeah, I hope it's harder.
And I go, they should lock them in the prison and let them burn to death.
Who gives a fuck?
Well, I went, I feel like the guys who are fighting if they weren't fighting the fire they would be raping
Well, how did they get there like race part of it? Yeah, and then they rape each other while they're in there
I'm just saying there's been a lot of attention paid
It's like the are they allowed to listen to their music on speakerphone while they're fighting the fire. No, thankfully
They fight fire better if they could do that?
If they could have loud music blasting.
Yeah.
If they could be loud in a non-loud area, perhaps.
All I'm saying is it's a lot of propaganda to be like,
what great heroes these guys are.
And I'm like, well, I just feel like the firefighters
who didn't commit crimes are probably bigger heroes
than the firefighters. Yeah, I feel like the ones
who did commit crimes can go fuck themselves.
I mean, I'll say, you probably needed something to do. I would. I would be like I'm stuck in jail. I need something to do again
He's out there pointing a hose at stuff and now I'm rooting for the fire. I
Didn't know there was prisoner firefighters. Yeah. Yeah, yeah digging ditches. They're not using hoses though
I don't know exactly what they've tasked them with. Why the fuck would they put fucking Darnell out there?
what they've tasked them with. Why the fuck would they put fucking Darnell out there?
Pshh, chewing a toothpick.
Or Steve or Mike, they could have any kind of name.
Steve Washington.
Steve Washington.
Mike Freeman is out there killing it.
All I know is it's like really weird
to see all these guys crying about, you know,
and they're not even being paid to do this,
to help save California.
Good. Well, do you know why they're not being paid?
Because they're rapists.
Yeah, because they were rapers.
Because they raped a lady.
Stealers and murderers.
Well, probably the murderers aren't allowed to go fight fire.
Man, it would be if we could guarantee
that you're in prison for a violent crime instead of drugs
and weed and shit.
Then we could always hate prisoners.
Then we could just hate them with so much bile.
But now we always have to have like,
oh, maybe he's in there because he like, you know,
was smoking weed and he crossed the wrong street.
Yeah, that's the worst part about prison.
They should brand them.
Should have brought that in.
I think a prisoner is depending on your sentence.
Like if you're a murder guy,
put a big M on your forehead, like Majin Boo.
You know, we could give each of them like a cool color code and that way you'd
know like okay well that's one of the cool ones he's got like a pot leaf on
his under his eye yeah he's in there for a pot and really that would work you
don't think branding prisoners is the way to go probably well in Trump's
America maybe yeah what am I I'm dooming yeah Trump's taking all the he's gonna
make all the transgender prisoners go to the
male prisons now.
I don't know what's going to happen there.
They'll be raped. That's what's going to be a rape buffet.
Yeah. Rape's back on the menu.
And they're probably in there for rape. So.
It's very possible.
Well, maybe they can fight some fires and then that's you know what?
That's the thing is like one day of fighting fires a day away from rape.
Do I really got to feel that bad? We gave them away to get out of the rape dungeon. They can rape the what? That's the thing is like one day of fighting fire is a day away from rape. Do I really gotta feel that bad?
We gave them a way to get out of the rape dungeon
for a day. They can rape the fire.
That's your reward.
Yeah, you can't rape while you're fighting a fire.
Oh, that's one day I don't gotta get raped.
Thank you, America, for giving me this opportunity.
You get to get interviewed by Hassan.
And then once the fire's gone,
you gotta go back in and you gotta get raped.
That's the rules of prison.
You gotta talk to Hassan.
That is a punishment.
I think that was cruel and unusual
to inflict upon those people. God, Hassan looked like such punishment. I think I think that was a cruel and unusual to inflict upon those people
God Hassan looked like such a shit bag out there and his fucking like designer jacket and his like fucking big glasses going
Well, you guys are really you know doing a really good job out here
And I'm like shut up. Yeah like interviewing them like a like a news guy
And the prisoners are like I don't know man. I'm just trying to fight this fucking fire. Everybody on the left
I feel like everybody on the left who's a streamer, you can just
assume is some sort of a sex criminal now.
Wow, I was going to say Destiny's done a lot of damage to the credibility of the, you know
how they keep saying like, how come we can't get a left wing Joe Rogan?
And you go, well, because they're all revenge-pornin' and raping.
These guys are all like retarded and rapist and stuff.
I mean, you guys, for some reason,
Andrew Tate's got a resurgence on the right.
You got Russell Brand or whatever,
although I saw he's firing back.
I saw you trying to say that on your show
that the right is where the sex criminals go.
Andrew Tate is?
Which is totally retarded.
Hold on, it's not where sex criminals go.
It's where, if you are a sex criminal
You're in much better chance of like having it blow over. Is this something you actually believe?
You're on here. You're on here ready to welcome destiny back into your good graces for basically any any hint of an
Wrongdoing acknowledgement. Is there any of my good graces? Yeah, exactly. You didn't fucking rape me.
So you're sitting there saying that and simultaneously saying the right is where you go if you're...
For permissive...
Sex... sexual abuse.
Yeah.
That's... peak liberal.
There's a little bit on both sides, but here's the thing is that when the left...
But that's not what you said. You said it's on the right.
I think you have a better chance on the right if you can just go,
Yeah, I'm just a shitty raper guy.
It's like, well, you can't say that.
You get more plausible.
You get more deniability.
Dr. Disrespect admitted to sexting a minor,
and he got a rumble deal for it.
What are you talking about?
No left-wing organization would ever give a guy who's
been credibly accused of that a fucking streaming
deal on one of these top platform things are you insane who um Woody Allen that's that no Woody Allen
has been canceled he had to fucking go to Europe and then when he's not even
there Weinstein's in jail what are you talking about you can't even come up with a good example
so the good example was Roman Polanski I don't know why you missed the obvious
one but even Polanski people won't work with him now won't work with it and he
did that shit like 40 years ago like it was recent he'd be completely fucked all
the people cutting dicks off of kids and And cutting little kids' tits off.
Is that on the right?
That is on the left.
That's on the left.
I don't think there's any prominent leftist-
You are actually- you're proud of your team for doing some sort of imaginary self-policing.
That's all I'm saying.
That's the funniest part to me.
I legitimately think, again, if you have like done credible sexual shit you have a far
better chance of surviving it if you're a right-wing personality than a
left-wing personality. It's like gibberish that you've made up in your
head. It's not I like the left goes nuts about the sex crime shit and the right
doesn't go nearly as nuts about it. Okay. Dr. Disrespect's had a movie that, you're just dragging about we got dr. Disrespect. Nobody else will touch that fucking guy
Okay, you can that you could admit there's a little bit of something there no
It's just like it's totally retarded like those guys are those guys are really I us guys love pedophiles
Historically has tried to shelter predators, but there's been a lot less of that and if anything they're going nuts
Oh on them. They just can say that Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman is gone Neil gay man Neil gay man is gone do anything
It's a he said she said situation. It's nobody's business. You know no
No, you can decide you don't like him anymore, but there's no like proof that he did anything then he didn't illegal
That's why I feel I go I don't know what
the fuck can happen. He's still canceled. He is still canceled. And that's good. No I'm saying that no I never
said good or bad. I said there's a better chance of if if Neil Gayman was like a
right-wing author guy and it came out that he was having sex with a bunch of
women or whatever potentially against the will. You guys are getting desperate. You're losing so bad that you're getting,
that ends your minds you're getting desperate.
Okay, well man, you had a chance to give me some examples
of the counterpoint.
Nah, that's a retarded way to argue.
And you said Weinstein and Woody Allen,
both of whom have been forced out.
Giving examples of pedophiles back and forth
is a retarded way to win the argument of,
there's sex abusers everywhere,
not one, there's not one side is better for them for any reason
They're just all over the place. I think you're a pedophile on the right. You're in the better
I think you're gonna I think you're gonna
What's that guy? Oh, I know what's that guy that government guy who was like an FBI agent
He's always on Twitter and then like anytime he says anything. Anthony Weiner? No, the one who uh, I forget.
I thought he was like an FBI guy, but anytime he says anything somebody goes, you know the
community note is always, this guy's an actual pedophile who got convicted of it.
I don't know.
What is he?
He's like a, he was like a top level, I thought he was like a security agent or something
like an FBI guy.
But what do you mean? He's an a he was like a top-level. I thought he was like a security agent or something like an FBI guy But what do you what is what do you mean? He's an FBI guy. He was an FBI guy
I forget exactly what role he played, but then he did get actually convicted of child pornography or something
But now he's just on Twitter being like well
Here's what we need to do about Israel and I would know
And everyone goes community note this guy's a pedophile and you go. Oh, that's I don't think that's what community notes are for but
Definitely for that. I don't I think you could have an opinion and
Sure, you think this opinion comes from a pedophile?
In America we have an opinion we can have an opinion
Yeah, I'm sure the chat right now is going nuts with all the examples of left-wing sex guys
So you don't chat don't don't play into their games when they want examples and shit
Just call them a slur tell them to fuck off say fuck you retard and restate your point
And if they try to deviate with X with like evidence or whatever
I rejected all the pound you stuff the right doesn't like the me too stuff, so they're far more skeptical
Let's put it that way me too shit isn't about sex crimes. This is about women destroying people's lives
Well there you go, so you're if you destroy a woman's life You have a better yeah, if a woman is accusing you of destroying your life
I just love the right will be more reasonable about like oh, right. It's more reasonable about if you rape somebody that's
Reasonable but more like more skeptical. Let's put it that way
Which maybe you should be maybe should be more skeptical. Yeah
But destiny's fuck cuz you know, well Destiny, I don't know.
Alright.
Certain guys are fucked.
Is that, what was your problem?
That was my second problem.
Both of my problems are heroic prisoners and non-consensual sex recorders.
Heroic prison, prison firefighters?
Sure, prison firefighters.
Prison firefighters?
Prison firefighters.
And what was the other one?
Non-consensual sex recorders. Prison firefighters and what was the other one?
Non-consensual sex recorders. Oh god non-consensual
Sex recorders and maybe I'll talk to my response was the worst part
This was before I started vinyasa yoga. Is that what he said? He's got it's just like discord discord messages Like a fucking encyclopedia should have said should have said now that I've joined the Church of Scientology. I can reflect on what I've done
I choose to live my life. I choose to live my life as a gay man
Aspacy's coming back. All right, my problems were
Fuck something sharing food sharing food wrong and sharing food
Trick sharing food and the do-mers
Do-mers put it away guys put it away put it away. Save it up
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Potentially an appearance from Nick Roketa who we have found out will be getting probation
Yeah, please please good no liquor. Is that what it said? I didn't see that part. I'm just guessing I
Drugs, I don't even think it has any of that. It's not it definitely it probably does but it wasn't mentioned on the form
Oh, really? It doesn't have drug screening on there. Well, here's the important part is it says
The DA agrees to drop all charges against lady rackets and the other ones. So yeah April. Yeah, so that's good
He got probation for himself.
He got the other two off.
Good.
In more ways than one.
I saw him stream.
Yeah, he's back to streaming.
He looked good.
He's back on the horse.
Wait, no, he's off the horse.
He's back on something.
He's on, no, horse is bad.
No, it's not.
Well, it's bad for him.
Being on the, what are you talking about, heroin?
Yes.
Hey, Dick, hey Vito.
Just calling to reiterate on the
guy that called in about hand pain.
I'm dealing with something similar.
We have like low, low temperatures in Arizona right now and I'm a pool guy so
I clean pools and I have to stick my hand in the pools regularly. The combination of
the cold water plus the chemicals in the water have turned my hands into like the equivalent
of like a 70 year old so they look wrink they look wrinkly, cracked, they can eat all the fucking time.
Bro.
And no amount of fucking lotion is ever gonna make them feel any better.
I remember cleaning the pool when I was a little kid.
I remember cleaning the pool in Arizona during winter.
Yeah.
And it was like, you take your hands out of there and they're like an ice.
He's doing this all the time
Can't you get some fucking gloves or something Jesus?
That's more for can you do your job better job better?
Me as a famous day, you know day laborer. I know all the ways around
biggest problem in the universe
Pockets that don't hold anything. Yeah, not because they're too small but because they're made out of a material that can't hold anything. Yeah, tell me about it. Well, not because they're too small, but because they're made out of a material
that can't hold things.
I have this leather jacket,
and I can't put my phone in my pocket.
And for some reason I keep, without thinking,
putting my phone in my jacket pocket,
and I walk through the desk and it falls out.
Yeah, that's dumb.
Or like, if you ever sit down in your car and you're wearing basketball shorts or sweatpants.
That's how I lost a whole fucking road rage doing that.
Oh yeah, you lost the USB stick.
Fell out in the cab or something.
Yeah.
Well, we gotta make zipper pockets standard.
I might have been wearing zipper pockets.
I love a zipper pocket.
You just zip it.
There's too much pain in the ass. And you can't put your hands in your pockets.
Well, you can unzip it and then you put your hand in the pocket.
We need a zipper pocket and then another pocket on top of it.
Yeah, but then you're gonna end up putting it in the non-zippered pocket because it's so convenient to access.
Nah, not if there's something important. I would put it in and then zip it up and but I still need that pocket in there.
See, when we invented the fanny pack,
we needed to invent a more comfortable fanny pack, I'm gonna say but the fanny pack was smart. Yeah, that's good idea
Bring that back
Okay
biggest problem the universe is fucking mechanics I
Scheduled a goddamn appointment three weeks ago
Today's the day of the fucking appointment. I'm supposed to be having a new fixed car
that I'm not worried about anymore.
And I get a fucking call, guy doesn't have the parts.
Guy doesn't have the parts, he's got to place an order
and I can't get my car fixed for another two weeks.
God fucking jerry.
Yeah, sorry that that happened to you.
What are you gonna do?
Here's Vito is amazing.
Hey guys, this is Joel from far up north.
Hey.
Just wanted to say that I got this friend who loves the show, but he hates Vito.
I mean, really hates Vito.
So I just wanted to call and say, Vito, you're amazing.
Thank you.
Oh wow.
You are the man.
Wow.
And you made the show great.
Wow.
So keep it up.
Thank you.
The Vito, the Vietster, Viet Viet. Vieto Nation, baby! Keep it up. Thank you. The Veto, the Veepster, Veto Nation, baby.
Keep it up guys, love the show.
Bye!
He's doing that to fuck over his friend.
Yeah, yeah.
He just wants to piss his friend off.
Yeah, well his friend is a douchebag and an idiot,
and this guy's great, so.
Okay.
Thank you for being a part of the Veto Nation.
Here's somebody else from the Veto Nation.
I have an idea for Veto to lose weight, which I think will work better than a Zimpic, better
than Veto's booty.
How about I cut my fucking head off?
Better than like the whatever, like the pool where you pay money and he gets it if he loses
weight.
Here's what I think you should do.
He did that.
Just take all the toys and all the bullshit and all the money from that thing and make Vito sign a contract where he has to like
Sit in a cage with just water in there
Human sized bar contract, okay
Buddy we've all seen the little meme picture of the fat camp that drops the fat people in,
and there's water, and then there's bars so they can fit.
We've all seen the meme.
It's very smart.
I got to get through the tiny bars.
Yeah.
Don't call in and pretend like you just created the meme on your own.
How about there's a door and it says push, but you got to, you know, the kid's pulling
on it.
How about there's two hallways and it leads to the same okay? Yeah?
What is that word if there's a train and if he pulls the lever?
Everybody's got an idea
Did you seriously call in and pretend like you just came up with the most played out?
Fat people meme I can't get out of the cage until I lose the weight
because I won't fit through the bars, Dick.
That's the...
Let me, I gotta find this.
Fat camp bars meme.
I don't know if you're gonna find it.
You don't think so?
I don't know.
The skinny bars.
Drawing.
There's the movie Heavyweights, now that was a movie.
Drawing.
We never got to Heavyweights 2 to that's one of our greater national
Okay, that national disappoint. I can't follow that guy up
Calling in pretending that you came up with jokes that are been around. How's that?
How's that? How's everything going?
That all the comments we all the comments all the voicemails
Hey, so guys don't forget if you want to hear the dick's Pokemon grades I guess you have to convince him some you gotta send in enough money. That's retarded just
You got to send it enough to pay you to find out how much your Pokemon cards are worth look
I don't know if you want the Pokemon cards opened and read
You got it. There's gotta be a look use me of being a scammer with some of the shit on this show
You can't I can't possibly do this thing. I was until money shows up
Alright guys, we'll get your car. I get your super chats
It's 2k for five bonus show idea big problem in gooning with special desk. Destiny would be fired
That guy's in trouble. He's in a bad, bad situation.
Britsman for two from Wildfowl Tours to snatching food from the poor.
That's good.
Hey, JRob detailing Ireland for 20.
Hey, lads, gonna get my super chat in now.
Huge power outage Ireland.
Crazy storm last night.
Sitting in the car here charging my tablet.
Oh, geez.
Vito, I'm not on any socials.
I just have my YouTube channel.
Cheers, boys.
Well, guys, check j-rob detailing Ireland on
YouTube good luck and what do I get to see detailing? Oh look I could see him detailing a land cruiser. Oh cool
That's pretty cool. So check that out guys. So that I'm to ship all those immigrants out while the power's off round them up
They got a time together. What country is not having an immigrant problem, huh? I guess they are
Somalia they're not having any sort of immigration problem
Well, I guess Palestine is having a pretty big immigration problem
China not having one
India never had an immigration maybe one time. I mean isn't it kind of depressing you know like the whole thing
Which part?
The part where you go, you know what's great is, you know, we can bring these people over
and they can be a part of the American experience and a part of the dream or whatever.
That's the bad part.
That's what you did to us.
Well that's because-
Get the fuck out of America.
It's because they thought it would work.
You thought, you still think it would work probably. I didn't say I thought it would work. You thought you still think it would probably I thought it would work.
I'd say that's what they said.
The people who vote for it.
No, like, yeah, I guess so.
The people definitely the people like thought they're like, well,
you can just take these people and then they'll just become a part of America.
Did you ever see there was a there was a great documentary.
I forget what it was called.
Just let me let me get something straight here.
That's what Biden did.
That's what Kamala was going to do.
Oh, they were going to shrink immigration, it sounded like.
To what?
They were trying to cut down on the border.
They probably weren't going to be doing raids or whatever.
But even the left was starting to admit it was a problem.
Your position on Biden is that he was cutting down on immigration?
That's what I had read, yeah.
Where did you read that?
On the internet.
On like, Retard Monthly?
Well, what do you think? He was going to increase immigration?
From what?
They were cutting down, they were scaling back the borders.
What am I understanding of it?
I don't think I'm incorrect on this.
I mean, I'm sure you can find some asinine article that says-
What do you mean asinine?
I believe-
They let in millions and millions of people for years.
Right.
And then what?
Two days before election they said, hey, some of you guys can't be here.
Some of you guys can't come in today. We got to win this election. We should have done
this last week.
Sure, maybe it was a smoke stream.
What do you think happened there?
What do I think happened where?
With their stance on immigration.
Their stance on immigration I think was the typical liberal stance on immigration, which
was kind of look the other way. But I think they were starting to take steps to be like, okay, now it is the numbers are becoming too intense.
Let's start finding ways to limit it more. And that was okay? That was like kind of good
job? Well, it depends on how far Trump's going to go. Like Trump said, you know, how many
people is Trump actually going to end up deporting? Well, is it about deporting or letting people
in that you think?
I think the letting people in is probably the current problem is probably a more pressing problem.
So we got to stop that completely.
Sure.
Yeah.
And Biden could have done that at any time.
Yeah, he probably could have.
Okay.
I think the left for too long has been weirdly pro-immigrant.
I don't know what their whole thing is.
I don't know why.
They wanna be raped.
They want to be raped.
They hate themselves for being white
and they want to be raped.
That's the liberal mindset.
I think the liberal.
They want other people to be,
like they want rich people to be raped too,
but they also wanna be destroyed.
Well, I think the more,
I don't think it's that they wanna be raped and destroyed. Why else would they vote for it?
I think it's that they believe again like oh well these people will just show up
You know we don't want them to cry because you know if a woman cries it's the worst thing in the world
Uh-huh what about the men though?
So you have to let them come in and they it's fine because they're just gonna be dishwashers and make tacos
I think that's the left stance okay now they've discovered, like, no, that's not what happens.
And then they're-
You think it's a discovery?
I think, yeah, I think it is a discovery for them.
I don't think they were pro-rape and pro-deplenish
our resources.
So you think liberals right now are really
hype about what Trump's doing with the border?
No.
Why?
Because most of them are still operating
under this like fantasy belief that, you know,
as long as a woman, as long as like a family isn't crying,
it's the most important thing in the world,
and we have to give everybody access
to everything we have for some reason.
Okay. Yeah.
So you guys are still gonna vote for this shit?
No, I didn't vote for it.
I already told you.
I did not vote for this. You didn't vote? I didn't vote. You didn't vote? I didn't vote for this shit. No, I didn't vote for it. I already told you. I did not vote for this.
You didn't vote?
I didn't vote.
You didn't vote?
I didn't vote.
We're making progress.
Okay.
What's the next?
I'm like, I'm in California.
I'll be honest.
The demoralizing works, guys.
I felt like not voting was a vote for Trump.
I felt like in spirit.
I fulfilled my promise.
It's not specifically doing evil.
Yeah, I just didn't vote. Yeah, then you're not doing any evil or good. There you go. It's not specifically doing evil. Yeah, just didn't vote.
Yeah, then you're not doing any evil or good.
There you go.
That's fine.
And that way for the next four years,
nobody can say you voted for this
because I literally didn't vote.
So I've managed to escape.
You voted once though.
I've escaped that.
You voted once.
I voted once, so I get it forever.
At least once, yes.
Yeah.
So yeah, I'm saying, I mean, it would be nice
if the liberal fantasy land mindset was correct,
but the problem that we've learned is so much of the fantasy land wish fulfillment just
isn't based in reality and it's sad, but you have to accept it.
Okay, yeah.
Like you can't just become a woman no matter how much you want it to happen.
It's like it doesn't really work, sadly.
It's sad, I wish I could just let you become a woman
with like a couple injections or whatever,
but like, it doesn't really work.
Yeah.
You know, I wish you could cut off your kid's penis
and then your kid just is a girl.
Congratulations, but unfortunately it doesn't make him into a girl.
Why would you want that?
Well, because I don't know, the kid says he really wants to be a girl
and I wish you could put the penis back on whenever you want.
Okay, I wish we could all turn into fucking robots and dinosaurs.
I think you guys, I really, I hate to say this but I think liberals are just so fucked up because they don't believe in heaven.
Which is like a retarded idea, but people seem to need to have this idea of a utopia that exists at some point, whether it's some kind of retarded
AI that cures cancer.
So you're saying if you believe the utopia is after death, then you can, but liberals
are trying to create a utopia here now.
Because they don't believe in heaven, because they don't believe in God.
Yeah, so they're like, I'm not going to be able to be a beautiful woman in heaven, so
I might as well cut my dick off now to get as close to it as possible.
Like they're just as stupid.
Everyone is, left or right, is basically, is the to do it now. Now, to get as close to it as possible. Like, they're just as stupid. Everyone, left or right, is basically
as the same level of stupid.
And the religion works for people who need it.
And liberals obviously need it.
That's what drives me so nuts about a lot of the leftist
stuff is that I go, well, when you're
choosing to believe things without any actual evidence
or reason, that's just religion.
Like, you are doing religion right now. Except I could see what you did with this kid's penis. Yeah, well, that's just religion. Like you are doing religion right now.
Except I could see what you did with this kid's penis.
Yeah, well that's the thing is I go,
you're doing religion, you just are kind of doing it way worse
because you're actually cutting a kid's dick off.
You're doing it way worse.
So, you know, that's what's always driven me nuts
is I go, well, when you guys indulge all this stuff,
to me it's the same as saying like, yeah, let's let religion run the government. I'm like, no, don know, that's what's always driven me nuts is I go, when you guys indulge all this stuff,
to me it's the same as saying like,
yeah, let's let religion run the government.
I'm like, no, don't do that.
The government should not be involved with religion at all.
And a lot of the ideology-
But if it has to be, we're picking an imaginary religion.
Yeah, if it has to be any religion,
let's pick the one where it's like
everybody gets to live forever in the sky.
That's fine.
That has way less-
And you're not doing evil stuff before you die
because you won't go there.
Great, do it. The only negative that comes out of that
is you have to give all your money to Israel for some reason.
But whatever, we can live with that.
It's fine.
It's rather...
At least they only cut a tiny bit of the penis off.
OK, it's not the whole penis.
That's the one downside, is you have to keep giving the money,
or you don't get to go to the Skyland.
It's fine.
Take it over.
I don't care.
All right.
Synthetic Show, we have two.
Thanks for not killing yourselves.
For another 10, he says you guys are both so annoying
with how you criticize Melanie Mack.
You guys aren't even trying TBF to her now.
Good try.
If you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my job
at the fudge packing factory.
Very good try.
Very good try.
SyntheticShinobi five, bigs problem are the squeeze handles
on spray bottles, always breaking, or just not working.
Yeah, they're like,
I had that yesterday.
Man, that's a good one.
What is that? Why is that? China. They're all weak,, they're like, I had that yesterday. Man, that's a good spray. What is that?
Why is that? China. They're all weak and they're like, yeah, I couldn't get a good spray going.
So it's water you can just spray no problem. Yeah. But sometimes it's like a viscous fluid.
Sometimes I think it's that tube in there is like bent in the wrong direction so it's not sucking
up the fluid in the right way. That's a problem as well. Kufra, a huge 50 on the board says,
thanks for not killing yourselves.
Happy Liberation Week.
Too bad Vito isn't liberated from Vito's booty.
I'll take Clauberino for two, says, I'm gonna come.
Ah, Cardinal Cardinal for five, says,
we live in a vitocracy.
May our days be victorious,
and that Vito sun shine on forever.
We love Vito.
Thank you, Cardinal. Wow, that's nice.
Not weird at all.
Can you turn down the air a little bit?
I'm freezing. Thank you, Card. It's not weird at all. Can you turn down the air a little bit? I'm freezing.
Stu K for two.
We want Ross Yu for Biggest Problem in the Feds.
God, what are we gonna do for a bonus episode, huh?
We never did Valentine's Day.
We could do Biggest Problem in Love.
Sure.
That could be fun.
Or did we do that?
Probably.
We always do some fucking calendar themed event
Because we're not good at coming up with bonus. I mean we could just do a regular episode. I don't fucking know
We should figure out it whatever I like the bonus episodes
I know but it's just always like a time of year theme
Well, cuz I bring up what doesn't have to be. It's because I'm the one suggesting them all the time.
You looked at a calendar. Great.
I look at what's going on.
Sometimes it's like if a movie came out, you know,
the problem in Marvel and Captain America, you can do a big part
of it in Marvel and Captain America.
Yeah, do something like that. All right.
So now we're talking boy and D for BGNlev1099 says go to the podcast. Thanks.
Black Crimson for five, big problems when you get ketchup on your sleeve. You think you've got it all off and five minutes later.
It's fucking everywhere. Oh, man. That's a good-ass problem, too. I got white couches that happens to me all the fucking time.
Yeah, you should not have got white couches, man. They look great though. It doesn't matter. You gotta clean them all the fucking time.
You have a dog. All all that matters is it looks good
Nothing else matters man. I don't know about that black crimson for two says also TFTS and thanks for not killing yourselves
Diamond G for 247 Trump could make a comic book in four days would be the best for two
He says veto needs a third Christmas to release one book and for two he says veto more like VTWINK
That's not a good one
Cameron for five veto what you mean in your new video when you said Destiny and I have never had an extended conversation?
Johnny Rocket for ten. Well I don't think we have.
Like you know he's come over here to do the show, but we didn't like go to lunch or something.
Johnny Rocket for ten visited grandpa today.
He talked about meeting MLK in college whom he called Marty unaware about the declassified cocaine orgies.
What people don't realize is that that orgy document is old.
Yeah.
That's not a new thing.
RT for five.
I went from 280 to 250 pounds in six months.
Now a size 30 inch waist.
That's a bit gay of a way to explain your weight loss.
I don't want to know your waist, man.
The weight was plenty.
Five feet tall.
No Funko P pops as an incentive.
Well the Funko pops aren't working. A little weird eyeball guy for five.
Biggest problem the universe is Vito's pointed out many times the rest of Asia coasting off of Japan's
What the fuck was that?
Coasting off of Japan's reputation.
Strategia for two. Did you leave your watch in the glove department? Did you leave your watch there?
Psychonautical for five. No one's
gonna top Superkiller Late and Aaron Imholt gay and I'm taking all corners to
try and dethrone that. What does that mean? I have no idea.
Pineapple man for two. Most of you are low in magnesium, supplemented. Yeah.
There you go. King Silo for 20. We should get a biggest problem in revenge
pornography bonus episode once Ralph is out of rehab and Destiny is out of
prison. That's true Ralph had a little something like that huh? We should get a biggest problem in revenge pornography bonus episode once Ralph is out of rehab and destiny is out of prison
That's true Ralph had a little something like that, huh?
Oh, oh for two in the 80s my TV was wood. I miss those wood panel cabins That would be cool to have back
Sega Genesis for five. I'm just glad my best friend Vito's having a good time. Nitro for two. Hi Wendell
Shaturgery for five imagine going to a seafood joint expecting to chat on a shellfish
But when they hit up the oyster bar for $2 oysters, they shucked dicks in my ass.
You got to that one.
Good one.
Ween for five.
Vito, have you played any Persona games beyond four?
You should also go back and get that true ending before you die.
Also play Shin Megami Tensei 3 Nocturne.
I want to.
Fagballs for two.
Isn't Vito legally a woman in the state of California?
Zach's comp for 10.
Vito, when are you going to do a video game stream
on the first new Tokyo Extreme Racer in 10 years?
I did see people saying that was good.
UtahBaseArmenia for 2.
Says DiddyBro said he wanted to be the girl in LolliCon.
I'm telling you, there's a pipeline.
Zach's comp for 5.
Don't take Ayahuasca, Mesoamerican 6D demon.
We'll giga fry your turbo normie brain. I'm familiar with that.
Face for five, Dirk, I hate coloreds Masterson.
Is this still about super killer?
Real black eye for five address the allegations that Dick gave
cocaine to destiny before he sent those videos to those Only
Fans girls get laid.
I see a pattern.
I don't think I ever did drugs with destiny.
I think he's joking. I think he's referencing the idea that you are secretly subverting
everyone in the streamer space.
Oh yeah.
Bag Bones.
We saw that bitch Melanie Mack talking about like Mint.
Riley?
Yeah Riley and Mint and Mint's abuse.
Like just lying about.
She's like sent DMs to Mint being like you've got to get out of that abusive relationship
or something.
Yeah.
This was like months ago.
Yeah.
What an idiot.
She's a bad person, that Melanie Mac.
I tell you what.
Fat balls.
I think Quartering's running his fucking mouth
with her.
Why?
With her in the new
Yeah, in gothics.
Erika July, whatever the fuck her name is.
Here's what's crazy is I look at that whole space
and I go, not one of these people has ever produced anything that I consider
of value.
Which is good.
I would prefer them not to make anything.
Right.
Because then they start making it and it sucks and they get their little feelings hurt.
But I'm saying like it would be interesting if like one of them had like you know some
YouTube videos where I'm like well those are undeniably pretty good and well made and it's
like no they've never done that.
Shit. Deniably pretty good and well-made and it's like no, yeah never done that shit
Yeah, but like how are you on YouTube that long and at no point do you do it have temp to make anything more
Interesting than just you sitting in front of camera
Like when I make the videos of me sitting in front of a camera and complaining I go these are stupid and I'm doing Them because people on patreon want to see them
But ultimately I know this is a complete waste of my life and thankfully I can invest myself in other
Projects and endeavors and whatever else. Where is my fucking sword? I don't know man. God damn it
Why don't you get a box to keep all the pirate shit in?
Okay, fag balls for two. I don't know he's okay man a man a but when I do do do do
Go to McGill face for 20 got exposed to a near
Got exposed to a near lethal dose of aluminum oxide dust at the blowjob fair here
Congratulations, what's the name of the site with the 10k shirt cuz he's about to jump off the I had to lower the price
Cuz of the economy
Shop dick show go buy a shirt before you kill yourself
So I get the money of a credit card and then you go bankrupt Chris Jackson for five thinking about my best friend Vito today
I'm glad he's having fun
NGR for five how much to donate for Vito to take an IQ test and publish the results PS
Please say my name right this time
No, his name got spelled and it didn't even get the whole thing spelled detour FPV
for five nothing Chris Jackson for ten veto we won the problem with those IQ tests is
like the online ones are not real you know oh yeah what is that well I mean I
don't you saying they're not real I've taken those I've taken those online ones and you
scored better than you thought you would?
I scored very high
Okay, so how are they not real then?
Well I'm just saying like you can't really, you can't go like
Oh I scored, I got this high on this fucking internet IQ test
Like it's cute and it's fun but it's not a real IQ test
What is?
You gotta go to, you gotta have a test examiner give it to you
And they're like, go online to this IQtest.com.net.
Go to this website, and I'll check the score at the end.
And then I'll watch you and make sure you're not cheating.
I've always thought about taking an IQ test.
A real one?
Yeah, I've thought about it.
OK, well, if we don't hear about it,
then it means it didn't go well.
Well, no, it's because I don't want to be disappointed.
I think I'd do pretty good.
Arr, really? did you like your math
SAT score the same thing no no I'm not a no you didn't no I'm not a math guy
then you're not an IQ guy I've got bad news for you have you ever taken an IQ
test nah come on why would I do that I don't think there's actual math I mean I
know that I'm blowing it up like that
That's an IQ test why what was your math SAT score was it through the roof? I'm not the one that has an on problem with IQ test. I'm not saying I have a problem. I just said, you know, uh
Weird okay for three Vito's favorite Pokemon is ride on
Vito's favorite Pokemon is Rhydon.
I don't know. Cause he's riding on a cock?
Is that why?
I don't think that's that that good.
Beard okay!
Three!
Rhydon Diznutsk!
Oh there it is.
He followed it up.
Well I figured it out.
My IQ's not that low.
I figured out where it was going.
Straturgy for two sounds painful.
I believe referring to riding on these nuts.
G-Money pants says for five,
but the audience loves it.
Zach's comp for five, please don't review
cape shit. I won't. I'll review it.
This is a waste of a whole night.
It's inter- I might review it. Maybe I'll get
my buddy Dirk to review it. He said he'd review movies with me.
LJClauborino for two, Vito, you should stream playing
Jerkmate Rank.
I did play Marvel Rivals.
You going to try Marvel Rivals?
No, what's that?
It's the new Marvel video game, but it's a squad-based shooter.
Oh, what's that mean?
It means it's like five on five. You pick a hero, and you're fighting the other side. What the What's that means? It means it's like five on five you pick a hero and you fight in the other side
What the hell's that means like?
Shooting yeah. Oh well. Well, you can play a shooty quaker or you play a fighting character. You just punch
Your Captain America you punch guys with your shield if you're spider-man around and it's like online you play. Yes free
You should get it
No, it'd be fun. You should play with me and frog Tony. We're gonna stream it. I think ah
It's a good game. It's actually really good. I could be the best game in the world. I don't give a fuck Yeah, you can play as the Punisher. That's who I've been playing as it's cool
You just shoot superheroes in the head and then you feel like you're playing a different game from everyone else because you're just shooting everybody
Well, that sounds fun, but I'm afraid I've got a long trip to make across the sea here.
You got a PlayStation, you should download it and give it a try, it's free.
I don't want to play a game, uh, ever.
Why do you have a PlayStation then?
For like once a year or something, or to play like, you know, with my wife.
Watch a speed run of it then.
That's, I can do stuff while I'm watching a speed run.
Yeah, I could work.
Well, there's no speed runs because it's a competitive shooter,
but you can watch people play.
No, then I'm not gonna, I can't get into that.
It's a pretty cool game.
You should watch some videos of it.
No.
FinnRoser2 and then he wants me to say be fair to Destiny and a BJ vid released. But he made that. Right. Did he make it? Well that's the
problem is he well I mean first that doesn't matter it's a to be fair joke
that he's trying to do I don't even know why I'm talking about it seriously. I think Destiny sent the video to people to watch for some
reason. Darkness in my Fetish for 10 they've shot the movie three different ways so
coming through the movies to find all the
reshot content because of the cultural changes that have happened over the last few years. See that is interesting.
What? They have shot the movie? What movie?
Captain America has so many reshoots and it's obviously gonna be the victim of oh shit
we have to take all the DEI stuff out at the last minute.
So it is actually gonna be very interesting on that respect.
Huh.
They cut an entire villain to replace it with Juan Carlo Esposito possibly to be like we've got
to put more black guys in it and now they're going oh shit we put too many
black guys in it. Whoops, same thing happened to America.
That's why, look here's why I'm gonna review Cav America is again it was
getting made in the lead up to like this radical cultural shift so it it's like a relic of the previous era, you know?
It's going to be an interesting cultural milestone.
You don't have to review it, I probably will.
Jav City for three, he does need to escape to Mexico like Ralph.
He might have to.
Johnny Rock for 10, at my buddy's bachelor party,
one of the guys went, check out my Pokemon
and showed his Nintendo Switch.
It wasn't Pokemon.
It was a video of him fucking a girl.
I don't get why he did that.
I don't.
No, they guys will do that.
Like, why did you do that?
It is kind of funny that he loaded it
onto his Nintendo Switch.
Ha ha ha ha.
But other than that, don't send it to people online.
But if it's on your Switch, I mean, come on.
Yeah.
Joseph Reed for 10.
I was compelled to super chat after how hard I laughed
at the Scooby DooDoo hard RJ.
Thank you.
Ruby, no.
Pineappleman for five.
Musk 100% threw out a Roman.
It was an autism spaghetti moment.
I don't know why I have Gen X on Twitter pretending he didn't.
100% Hitler reference.
It really looks like a Roman salute.
100% Hitler salute.
Jeff City for eight.
Release the comic before the merch next time.
You're just taunting your backers with that shirt, Vito.
You can get the shirt now. You can go to killdozer.industries where I have
not fixed the trucks me shirt. So turn three for five, Dick the proper sharing
ratio is determined by your body mass versus her body mass. You then calculate
the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle. Simple man. Adam Martin for 10. You guys
need to get Camelot on here. I hopped on his stream a while ago and brought it up
to him and he was hoping to come on the show. Sure, come on in Camelot on here. I hopped on his stream a while ago and brought it up to him and he was hoping to come on the show Sure, come on in Camelot
He should come uh, he's not in LA though, but we could have him come in. Fashionably unemployed for two, veto look up Phil House
Okay, Jeff City for three. Does Tony know you don't have a toilet door? He does
Fashionably unemployed for- Why would he want to stay there?
Cuz he doesn't even have to pay for a fucking hotel
Do you- if you're- if you're living somewhere that doesn't have a toilet door
to save money, you are homeless.
It's not time for a trip for you.
Tony is not homeless, OK?
What?
I don't know.
I'll talk to, right now I'm cleaning up.
I'm going to make it.
Tony, just so you know, this is Vito trying to soft know you
out of his place because he regrets it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I have a bunch of crap everywhere put a door on I Might hire a guy to at least get a piece of wood and lean it against the hole in the wall where the toilet is
If anybody wants to send me a video on how to frame a door correctly, maybe I could do that
Don't even try get because I have to chisel out the fucking part of the door jam or whatever get rid of it
Put a door in there. You got a bit of a whole new frame
Well, I had no I have the door I took out.
I just need to hang it the other way.
No.
It has to be hanging the correct way that it was in there.
So it has to go back in the same way it was.
Yeah, you can't just flip a door around.
I wanted to come going out the other way.
No.
Oh, well then.
You mean like the hinges?
Swap, turn the hinges around?
I would have to take the hinges from one side of the door and put them on the other side of the door.
Whew!
Okay!
Try it!
Well that's what I'm saying!
You're gonna get a fucked up door.
Yeah, well I assume I would be better to like hire a guy to maybe do that.
Yeah, do that.
Cause you have to like, chill out the wood and get in the right place.
Yeah.
I don't know, just...
Maggie Gleclerc for seven,
does the blue band around Dick's arm
perhaps indicate he's having a boy?
What's blue band?
Well, maybe it's under your jacket.
Oh, no, that's just a hair tie.
Cool.
Yeah.
Dean, oh, a fashion employee we missed out.
He said, look up Phil House.
And he said, Phil House mall my dick is.
That's pretty funny is That's pretty funny
That's pretty good Dean shock for two
Thanks for the laughs boys a Jeff City for eight dickpocracy Ralph got convicted of revenge porn and we all love him
Well, I don't know how that's going about that. Yeah, we'll see how he's feeling when he gets out of rehab
Jack Rockstar for 10 at TBF, Rick, you mentioned the rise propensity for circling
the wagons.
That was the end of Ralph.
When the sex tape was the...
What, the revenge porn thing?
Yeah, when he posted that sex tape, that was the...
Well yeah, because didn't that end the relationship?
Because was he still in a relationship with that girl?
I don't know.
But that was the beginning of the end.
The beginning of the end.
Revenge porn.
And that snowballed into a lot of bad stuff.
Well, Jack Rockstar points out that how the right
did circle the wagons when the Steven Crowder kind of abuse
story came out.
So that lends some credibility to what I was arguing earlier.
Yeah, they both do it to retards.
They both sides do it.
Because there's just a ton of abusive pedophiles,
abusers everywhere.
They all do it. They all do it.
They all do it.
And all anyone cares about is clout and money.
But the right is clearly more skeptical of these claims.
What claims?
Like the Me Too stuff.
Like the right doesn't like it.
Yeah.
Like, you know, with Cosby, they're like, nah, he's fine.
He's fine.
You know, like they'll give you a little more leeway.
Yeah.
You know, unless, well, it depends.
You know, if it is, if it is like a left-wing guy
They'll like nail you to the cross. It's kind of both side whatever everybody hates everybody crotch knocks for two veto open your mouth
I want to see if it will fit haha, Utah based Armenia for two bill Clinton's doesn't be canceled by the left of the rapist yeah
It's true hater headquarters for five the only discourse left is Indian caste, fascism or Chinese communism.
Everything else is downstream of that conversation.
Zach's con for five.
I think Vito's correct.
Everalldick did rehabilitate Vito's image on the right.
There you go.
The right's been very accepting of me
as a notorious rapist and woman beater.
Joe Cool for five.
That's not what the image was.
Sex criminal.
Joe Cool for five. Vito doesn't want to take a stand on Destiny because they want their sex video getting leaked.
Oh, no.
No, he's not pretty enough.
Cloudtrap for ten. The trans t-rex jokes came up on my feed today and I still cry laughing at it.
Can we get a Vito's cat who's lost forever?
Let me see if I have it.
Can somebody figure out what episode the trans t-rex was in? Because we should clip that.
We gotta clip some more stuff. The trans t-rex was in? Cause we should clip that. We gotta clip some more stuff.
I see.
The trans t-rex.
You just can't.
I've been having a good time with my cats.
What was it called?
I got a new cat tree for those cats, they love it.
What was the cat one called?
Do you see it?
Voted up, it would be Now or Never by, what's his name?
Now. The name of the song is Now or Never. No. Voted up it would be now or never by what's his name? now
The name of the song is now or never
No, bye bye Billy. Bye Eric. Oh
It's not no wait. It's it's my life is the name of the song so you were
Holding whatever. I don't think we have the name of the song in there anyway. I could maybe find it. Let me see
It's my life. Oh, yeah. I remember it's now or never
Come on, man
I don't wanna live forever
Maybe is it labeled with the right name? I don't know. I don't think it's labeled with the right name
Vito's booty
It's a no cat rape fever
Cat rape veto bumper no cat fever stinger
This happened last time somebody asked for it. I thought you had it queued up on that fucking board
No, okay, well we'll look for it a different time. This is why I don't know Vito's booty
Was this it yes if I can find it. Was this it?
Yes.
I did have it on the board.
Who was this guy?
Rhino something.
What happened to him?
I don't know. I want him to do more of this. You banned him, I think. I I didn't ban him shut up. There's still a lot of people banned
No, there isn't
Where do you know where no one is banned?
This guy sounds like Chinese or some people trying to say this say this is AI. Yeah, it sounds like it.
I don't think it does.
Why would AI sound that shitty?
Unreasonable Rhino.
Unreasonable Rhino.
Ah, because it's not a real human.
Sounds good to me.
It's a computer.
Mikehunt for two, I remember Frisky Dingo is better than Archer.
I barely remember Frisky Dingo.
Nah, Frisky Dingo got stupid after like three episodes.
Crunch Knocks for two, Mike Crotch is built like a tuna can. What me OnlyFans rate?
I don't know.
Dead Cat for five.
I can't keep track of the problems changed
because there's no sci-fi sound.
I'm so dumb.
Maybe if you play it 10 times in a row,
I figured it out.
Sorry, Dead Cat.
Crunch knocks for two.
Not this time.
You wanna spend the night?
I got nuggies and beans.
Everybody likes beans.
Let's see here. Oh my God. We got a bunch of these fucking things. Let's see.
Arrrrr! Now we're getting there.
Zach's comp for 100 says call to prayer for the Pokemon card value.
Wait a minute.
So he wants...
He wants the Pokemon card values.
Do I get to read these?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me play something first.
Somebody sent this in. They asked an imam about Pokemon cards. He wants the Pokemon card values. Do I get to read these? Pokemon! Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me play something first.
Somebody sent this in. They asked an imam about Pokemon cards.
I saw this.
You saw this?
This is good.
Where is it? Then I got it sent for other...
Other reasons.
Can you turn the air off?
Jesus.
I'm freezing.
I don't know where it was called Pokemon
It's probably that one
Yeah, ah Okay, here is this dude. All right. We're gonna find out if Pokemon cards are halal or haram
Yeah, look at this guy look at his beard. You know you can trust this guy wow that's cool, man
All right, let me shrink this a little bit.
This guy would know.
Is opening card packs in Pokemon halal?
If you mean that you buy them for money, and you don't know what is inside, it could be any of these Pokemon.
Is opening card packs and Pokemon Halal if you mean that you
buy them for money and you don't know what is inside it could be any of these Pokemon's
this is forbidden and it is Gharab but if it is in a video game for example and they
are for free and you open them then inshallah wa azzawajal it is allowed and staying away
from it is better.
Exactly what I was going to say my brother.
That it is halal.
So halal is bad?
Halal is bad?
It is halam.
Halam.
If you're opening the Pokemon cards thinking that you're getting Riffshira.
Riffshira Galaxy V-Star.
Then it is halam.
Is this my cards?
Read it in Weebs.
These are your cards.
Tens.
Perfect tens.
I sent in two Lugias just for the record.
I sent in two Lugias, brand new, never even touched the air.
I opened the pack so fast and put them in the sleeves and then put them in my closet
for 20 some years.
I had three Dragonites, I had a Gengar, I had a Typhlosion, I had a Blaine's
Charizard, and I had two original Charizards, all perfect, all perfect tens worth $100,000.
Sent them out to get graded before the fire hit, right when the fire hit. These are the
results right here. Go ahead and read out the results. They're all tens. They're all
guaranteed to be tens these are this is
my kids college fun you know what I don't think you're gonna be too
disappointed here yeah cuz they're all tens okay give me the first ten we're
gonna be the let me guess the first time here would you want me to go in order
from from lowest to highest I don't know I can't see it in front of me okay I'm
gonna go I'm gonna go from lowest grade. Give me the luge is 10 guaranteed
Okay, now one of your cards got an N5 which I believe is cannot. It's either a five or not gradable
What the fuck you mean? It says N5. It doesn't say five
That what's N5? Well, the rest of them have a number one just says N5
So I don't know what that means. It means too good. Look, actually look it up.
Go to PSA N5.
Just type it in.
What the fuck are you talking about, N5?
That's the grade, it got an N5.
It got a five?
PSA N5?
What is an N5?
Altered stock.
So it is an altered card,
which means somebody at some point
put ink on it or something. No, impossible.
Absolutely impossible.
It is an altered five.
That's impossible. Well, according to PSA, you have- How is an altered five that's impossible
Well according to PSA you have it a five an altered five Charizard hollow
And because it is altered altered with what like a kid took like you know kids no kid took anything I have owned these cards the entire time
They've existed according to the PSA corporation at some point Young Dick was fucking around.
I wasn't young, I was 20.
Okay, well you should take it up with the PSA.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Your Charizard is an N5, sir.
It is a five altered.
I don't know what you did.
Nothing. Did you like cut the corners?
No. Did you like fuck with it? It you like it's just plastic for my entire life? They claim you've altered it
Okay
Well, you only have one you only have one the next you only have one and five that I can redo I can redo that
Well, that's not your only Charizard either. It looks like yeah the other Charizard. That's gather Charizard. It's probably not
I mean it that's old and I played with a little little bit. That's not going to be a 10.
Okay. So that was your lowest grade.
Your next grade is a 2000 Pokemon Neo Genesis first edition Typhlosion.
Lowest?
Your next lowest is the Typhlosion.
How?
That's how it goes. That's what-
What, at a nine?
I didn't do this. I didn't grade these.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's not bad. You got a seven.
A SEVEN?!
Hahahaha
Hold on, but if your lowest is a seven, you should be happy because it's only up from there.
That car was brand fucking new!
Well, it ain't according to them. That's a seven
How you have an altered charge are five seven card looks like
PSA
Seven probably had some scuffing on the bag. It didn't have any scuffs
What is it centering the card is centered 70 to 30 or better on the front and 90 to 10?
Okay, so it's a misprint then
This is a miss print sucks. Well. It's a fuck up in the printing okay. Look. I'm gonna tell you that's it's that much
The fucking printing is that much of the grade?
Yeah, yeah, the centering is important the center. They always talk about centering. It's this important. It's a card could be perfect Yeah, you can lose yeah, the centering is important. The centering, they always talk about centering.
It's this important?
So the card could be perfect?
Yeah, but you can lose a grade for centering.
If a card's not centered, it's not getting a ten, it would get a nine.
They f-
How the fuck is that my fault?
It's not.
It doesn't matter if it's your fault or not.
What?
So I had all these good cards and they're-
They're not centered.
Crooked?
They're crooked from the factory?
Yeah. That's part of it picture
focus the picture may be slightly out of
register what the fuck does that mean
means the picture might be slightly out
of register service where I know it's
not surface where wax staining a small
amount of wax staining wax staining
wax staining what the hell is that it
means well it's some kind not Pokemon cards Pokemon cards don't have wax, but like-
Okay, whatever, so Typhlosion is fucked.
Alright, so how much is that worth? That was worth- that's worth 20 grand at a 10, so how much did I lose there?
I mean, it's probably worth like 100 bucks still, right?
Okay. Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Okay, hold on, hold on. You're fine! Hold on. Alright. Charizard's fucked. Hold on.
So I had Charizard, I had, uh, I had two Charizards. Yeah, one of the Charizards is a...
I had one Gengar. Hold on! I had one Gengar, I had three Dragonites, I'm writing these all down.
Why don't you write it down as I do them? No! I don't, because I want to see how much I'm losing on every single one.
Charizard, Charizard, Gengar, Dragonite, Dragonite, Dragonite.
I had a Blaine's Charizard, Blaine's Charizard,
I had a Typhlosion, okay, and I had a Lugia and a Lugia.
Okay, so Charizard's Mint, how much are those worth?
10 grand?
If it was a 10, I guess.
Okay, so 10 grand, 10 grand, Gengar's probably 4,000.
How much are the Dragonites?
Three grand, four grand?
Might be more than the Gengar.
I would think Dragonite's like a big deal.
Let's say eight.
Eight, eight, eight.
Blaine's Charizard's probably 20.
Typhlosion's easy 20.
Lugia, easy 20.
Actually, Lugia's probably 30.
Okay, so total I had 10 20
30 40 50. Oh
Man, nine. There's like a hundred fifty thousand dollars of cards
Actually, I'm gonna knock those Lujus down and I'm gonna knock the typhlosion and the bling charge down to 10 there hundred thousand dollars of
Cards, okay Charizard came in at marked. So that's zero and
Then the what was the other one typhlosion was a seven
And then the what was the other one typhlosion was a seven
It's not bad 500 bucks, I don't know okay, so there's 10 grand gone all right. What's next?
Blaine's Charizard Jim challenge to eight
Eight 8. Not a 10.
Okay, how much is that worth then?
8.
I don't know.
Why would I know?
I don't fucking know.
You're the one doing the math.
Bring up eBay sold listings, you can see it.
700 let's say?
Sure.
Alright, what's next?
First Edition Lugia 8.
What?
That's an 8 on there
What does an 8 do?
It might still be pretty good for a first edition
What? It's not worth nothing
PSA 8? I mean people don't want the 8
They want the 9 at least
Slight wax stain?
Minor printing imperfection?
It might be not centered it might not be centered
You should I thought you collect one you should have got centered ones
Okay, so that's where it's like a thousand bucks then maybe less 700 maybe okay?
There's a lot of our done with eights, but we're not Charizard regular base set eight
That's another eight for you. Well, okay, so that's worth 500 bucks?
Maybe.
Okay, what else?
Dick, I gotta tell ya, we're past the eights.
Tens.
We're onto the nines.
Let's give me some tens.
We're onto the nines.
I haven't told you if there's any tens yet.
There is definitely tens.
We're gonna find out.
Which one do you really want to be a ten?
Delugia. You want Delugia to be a 10?
That would make you really happy.
20 grand.
That would be like 20 grand.
Yeah.
In my pocket.
I won't tell you yet.
Gengar, holo first edition, 9.
Alright fuck Gengar.
Take a 9 for a Gengar.
So that's worth probably 500 bucks.
Dragonite holo, first edition, 9.
Okay the lowest Dragonite I first edition nine Okay, one of the lowest Dragonite. I got is a nine alright, so that's probably worth. I give that probably 700
Dragonite hollow first edition nine fuck off
What's the other one so you now have two cards? What's the other Dragonite you have two cards?
What's one is the first edition Lugia one is the first edition Dragonite?
Okay Dragonite first edition Lugia one is the first edition Dragonite Okay Dragonite first edition nine
Okay, the Neluge is a ten. There's one card remaining
It is a 2000 Pokemon Neo Genesis first edition Lugia hollow
With a grade
Of nine you didn't get any tens. Sorry. Didn't happen. Didn't happen for ya. Couldn't do it. No tens!
Nines across the board!
Are they fucking serious?
No ten for you sir.
It's mine now.
That's not pretty good. You got a 9! What the fuck!
You got a 9! What do you want?
It's been sitting in a binder!
A 10!
You're not getting a 10!
You're not getting a 10!
What is this N5 shit?
You fucking altered your charger and you were fucking around!
I didn't alter anything!
You were doing something to it!
I didn't do anything! I was an adult man!
You probably smeared shit on it or something.
Congratulations on your nines.
It's pretty good.
Still worth a lot of money. Nobody wants a nine!
I know. I mean, some people want a nine. A nine for a Lugia is pretty good.
It's probably worth a couple thousand bucks!
Not twenty though. No, it's definitely not worth twenty.
Great. You know, because the top collectors, they pay the big money for the tenth of which you
got none.
What is a nine?
What do I get with a nine?
Let's find out.
No, what's like the criteria?
What's the criteria?
It might be a little, it's just like a little off-center or it's a little-
Off-centered?
A little bit of whitening on the back.
I didn't fucking do that.
A little bit of whitening.
Very slight wax stain, a minor printing, slightly off-white borders.
Oh man, fish eyes? What the fuck is a fish eye?
A Pokemon card you pay 20 bucks for is worth a couple hundred, maybe thousand dollars.
That's not good enough.
So nothing. I basically got nothing.
That's not- what are you talking- you're such a fucking idiot. You sound so fucking-
Five grand.
No, more- probably more. Are you gonna-
I went from- I lost 95 thousand dollars today. You weren't a fucking idiot. You sound so fucking perfect. Five grand. Probably more. I lost $95,000 today.
You weren't going to get tens.
But they're perfect.
Why'd you send in an altered Charizard?
That was a fool's errand.
How is it a five? You sent in a five?
How do you get a five that's altered?
Shouldn't it be destroyed?
No, I mean they can say it's an okay.
CGC does that with comics too
The five is honest the altered one is the word the most annoying yeah cuz you want that shit
Well, you could crack it out. You could try to send it again
To the same guys. Yeah, would you pay? I think you paid like a hundred bucks to get it graded these grading fees are insane
What are they? How much should I pay for all that?
Let's see, you paid $713 already, so you know, knock that off.
Why did I do that?
Well, because the, so when a card, all the cards are 60 bucks, except for the Lugia, which they, because it is more valuable, they charge you a percentage of the market value, which they just get to determine.
Why don't they give me a 10 then?
So grading the Lugia costs you $129
to put in a piece of plastic.
Great.
More than double what the other ones cost.
And you paid $60 to put in altered Charizard
and then N5 which is.
It's not altered.
It's not altered Charizard.
Slash is $60 for nothing because nobody wants that.
It's not altered.
Well, they said it is.
Who the fuck, who did it?
Who would I choose if not the, what is it, player's sports authority?
What does PSA stand for?
It's not an altered card.
Oh, PSA disagrees.
What, what, why didn't they write how it was altered?
Why would I not trust the authority?
Shaved on the side?
Has the name authority in the name?
You can't just call yourself an authority.
I know that it's not altered. I
Can't believe you you know these guys would know
This sucks they probably were gonna give it a 10 and they said this guy's sending us fucking altered cards I was real nice to those guys when I dropped it off, too
That was a mistake been you gotta put the fear of God in yeah
I should have said something like hey none of these have been altered so well. I don't think you should say that
Like hey, none of these have been altered so well. I don't think you should say that
Take a second no this money is counterfeit. Okay. That's what you're a floyd said
Yeah, that would have helped him out well dick God no tens, but I'd say there's a good amount of night Can I give how can I give him ten cards and not get 110? I?
Mean the card has to be in ten condition it is they're perfect so crack it back out and spend another
$130 creating it maybe I will it's not a good idea. Maybe I'll get the pictures and I will okay
There are people that can look at the pictures in the audience and see what the problem
I told you go to Kurt's card care. He probably could have cleaned him up
What's that? It's that guy who cleans up Pokemon cards. Yeah, maybe I'll hire now. I'll get it done again
Maybe Kurt can help you out. I can't get worse than nines. You can't get work
Well, you could you could come back as you get a nine into a ten. What if it's the fucking printing though?
Why don't they tell you what it's on there so you can fix it? I think they do
I think you can look at the graders notes. It will tell you if the centering is a problem
I know BGS does or whoever it is one of them one of them tells you what the problem was this sucks
I think I don't know PSA does sub grades for centering or not
Well, yo, thanks a lot Zack comp you dickhead
What he gave us $100 for that stupid bit might as well give him one of my crummy Pokemon cards give it to me
You got a nine Lugia first edition. That's great.
Congratulations. No, it's not good. All right. I'm sorry. It was pristine.
Yeah, I know I had a pristine guy's cradle for a split second. That thing was
Now I know how you feel. There you go. Something you should have just burned it. Except I didn't do that.
Yeah, this wasn't my fault gay bitch 4000 for 279
That's pretty good worst case on terrio fuck this. It's not that bad man. It could have been way worse
Well, it couldn't be worse
seven
That was I played with that though. Yeah, I knew I fucked that one up this I didn't lose you as I didn't look
He's in touch. Those were just sitting there.
What the fuck man?
What can you do? Crunch knocks for two. If toothpaste was nut, would dentists recommend it?
Would dentists. Colby Nultic for ten. Guilty plea for the law pope. Say it ain't so.
Oh he, the plea is the best possible thing he can do there.
What do you mean say it ain't so?
Yeah, he's trying to say, you wanted him to take it to court. No, you want to plea out.
Yeah, he had an ounce of cocaine in his house. You shithead.
Yeah. What do you think's going to happen?
Crunch knocks for two animal koochie, which eating and why none.
Oklobich for two veto button.
Biden cut immigration like you cut weight. Yeah.
Crunch for two veto this place of football.
Wanna sack? Here it comes. Sandcoin for two.
I can't send a super chat.
Damn it.
That criticized.
Okay.
Matteo Robert for Vito.
Can't stand on an issue because he's fat.
SamCoin for two.
Sorry.
Criticizes.
Still don't understand what you're saying.
Beachhunt for five.
RIP backed by.
Synthetic Shinobi for five.
There's nothing wrong with holiday bonuses.
Stop dooming dicks.
Micon for two.
Shinobi-Do on the PS2. That was a goodicks. Mike hunt for two shinobi dough on the ps2
That was a good game. Mike hunt for five big problems wasting your 20s and then wasting your 30s
I know all about that boss hog for two. Thank you. Don't do it detour FPV for ten people keep posing about that
Lady cop who got her melon crack in j6, but she wouldn't have been there in the first place
Not for those DEI hires. Yeah, get them out. Robert Hancock, 20 bucks on the board.
Thank you.
Thank you, Robert.
Geeks for 10.
Staying at Vito's house sounds like hell.
No door on the bathroom.
Cats everywhere.
Blanket nests for beds.
Might as well have a slumber party with Coco the Gorilla.
Yeah, I really don't understand why Tony's saying
that it's in such a place.
Well, he said it.
With no door on the bathroom.
It's not that big a deal.
Retarded.
Jeff City for two.
Don't forget the PS2 caliosque that blocks the doorway. That's true. My account for two clips
I'ma put trance here X clip up two weeks ago. Oh fantastic
Ngr for two. Nobody's banned veto the liar. My alt is banned
Well, maybe it's because your name is Ngr whatever. So there are bands. There's anybody who's posted. What do you call it? Like
There's anybody who's posted, what do you call it, like...
Whatever you... If your username is like my address, then yeah, there's some fans.
His obviously wasn't.
There's obviously people that are not...
There are some people whose names have been like, fucking doxxing information.
And obviously we're not talking about that.
Obviously we're talking about your tantrum where you banned fans.
I didn't ban fan... I banned like five people who were super chatting don't super chat
Uh-huh, and then they all got unbanned. They did not well whoever didn't get unbanned
Send me a message cuz I'm pretty sure you're all unbanned. I have unbanned you after that episode. I get emails countless emails
No, you don't
Countless you're lying
Agla bitch for two great mark magnet karma because of the guy's cradle. That's correct. Okay to the swisher five
Thank you, Robert Hancock five. I'm going to college for film. I want to do a mockumentary about Maddox Gila bitch for two, great magnet karma, cause of the guy's cradle, that's correct. Kated the swisher five, thank you.
Robert Hancock five, I'm going to college for film,
and I wanna do a mockumentary about Maddox.
Would it be a mockumentary or a documentary?
Like a Maddox type character?
I don't know, that's something you should determine
when you're in film school.
And Utah based on meaning for two,
no college for dicks kid, Panda Express it is.
Panda Express it is.
All right.
This sucks.
I can't express it is. Alright.
This sucks.
He got a seven on Typhlosion.
He altered a Charizard and got a five.
Now he doesn't even want to be alive.
Dick got a five.
Dick got a seven. didn't get a ten, his Pokemon all suck.
A nine's not that bad though.
Doodaloo doodaloo.
It's worse.
I'd rather have all eights.
Or twos.
Give me a two.
What's in the box?
I don't know. Do you want it? Is he gonna weigh yourself or a 2. What's in the box? I don't know. Do you want it?
You gonna weigh yourself or you want what's in the box? Do you want to weigh yourself or you gonna smash what's in the box?
See now you're smiling again. Now you're happy again.
I mean...
What the fuck's wrong with those guys? Marked card. I don't know, man. What is that?
It's not marked.
Did someone draw a big smiley face on my card when I handed it in?
I want a toy.
Okay.
I don't care what it is.
Oh fuck, you're gonna have to tell me what your weight is.
My phone's out of juice.
$150, $150.
I can see it from here 284 oh 284.4 whoa Jesus you're
down five pounds it is it's a train it's not mother's milk now you got some
someone else from the show
I got it. Yeah, no, I can actually he's on the back of the box with mother's milk
So you have any nobody has sent soldier boy or kamiko like I can tell you for sure that nobody has sent those
I want to complete the set at this point
I mean well, no then nobody send those in send in kamiko and soldier boy cuz I'll have one of each. I don't know
You don't know what...
You don't only... I must remind you guys, you don't only have to send Black Funko Pops. Yes, you do.
I want Kamiko and I want Soldier Boy, and then I have the complete boys mini collection.
Well, good luck with that.
Thank you.
Guys, don't forget...
What kind of condition is that in? Brand new? Two?
That's definitely a PSA 10 if I got that graded, so...
Very good.
How many cards do I have to send in to get a 10? You're not getting a 10. Why does it exist then?
How do other people get it? By fucking palling around by being big-time Pokemon influencers and glad handing and ass padding
It's all a big stand. I can't do that though. I know
You couldn't even go to a Pokemon tournament because there's nobody there
I went there.
Yeah.
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saying? Was that was that like Carl Sagan or something? Carl Sagan said don't
forget to keep watching the skies? You gotta look out for aliens I think.
That's not a Carl Sagan thing. Art Bell. Who said that? George Norrie. Why would Art Bell say that?
Because he's running coast to coast where there's aliens and stuff.
He's watching the stars.
It was the skies of the stars.
Well.
If somebody's signed off, I don't fucking remember.
I don't know.
Alright, goodbye everyone.
Bye.
We should play Marvel Rivals.
It'd be fun.
No.