The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 187

Episode Date: April 26, 2025

and doubling it up. Dick was frantically adjusting all the audio levels going, there's no sound, there's no sound. Then I go, well, I can hear it. And then while your headphones weren't turned up. I've done too much podcasting this week. Well, yeah, well, you did what? WATP?

I did a WATP Dick Show crossover. Yeah. All fat, fat stravaganza, fat women. I feel like there's a lot of fat stuff going on these days. It's changed from just women being neurotic and doing a podcast to women being fat and doing a podcast. Yeah. Like, it's the scale's been like, oh, oh, oh.

There are a lot of women doing podcasts, huh? And they're all fat. And there are a lot of women. Yeah, exactly. No, no. Well, sometimes you get those skinny librarian types. There's either the really skinny librarian who's into murder porn or the really fat chick who's into murder porn.

Because they're all doing OnlyFans now. That's what happened. Is that what it is? OnlyFans gobbled up the strippers. All the regular looking ladies. And the BPD schizo hoes talking about true crime and all that's left are the battle tanks. I think I heard a stat that was like 25% of all college-aged girls have tried only fans at some point Is that true?

College age I think I believe it. Yeah. Oh well cuz why would you not? Do you we want the list? Okay, but like that's why no but you had a dad Let's be you know, you don't have to show your face necessarily Okay, so we're like I like a mask or whatever and then you show your knees show your knees I mean, yeah, you can be a foot lady. There's plenty of foot ladies and whatever else ladies. Yeah Yeah, I don't know. It's just free money. It seems like if you're lazy I think that you know, the problem is though. They're always lazy Too lazy for OnlyFans.

That's why they need to pimp. Well, cause for some reason, I think when you're a nerdy, like a video game guy, people assume you know like website stuff or whatever. So I'll have girls I know and they go, I want to start an OnlyFans. Like, do you know like how I started an OnlyFans? Like, well go on the website and upload pictures

of yourself naked. They're asking you to manage them, man. You're leaving money on the and upload pictures of yourself naked asking you to manage them, man You're leaving money. No, they are asking me to manage them and I'm going I don't think I have time to do that I don't think I have time to devote myself to manage. You should say look at my comic Is this the kind of management look at this management? It's already a it's already a mess. I'm managing women Are you doing? I can't even manage Mexicans I'm doing pretty good pretty good pretty pretty good. All right. Let'sicans. I'm doing pretty good. Pretty good? Pretty good.

I'm having fun. Are you having fun? You seem a little rough. What happened this week? And then I did PKA. You did PKA this week as well? I had to put Woody in his place. With all of his liberal...

I saw a clip of that and I'm like there's no way he did PKA again. How do you make time for that show? I did. Woody loves you though. You're his favorite guest. I love Woody. He's fantastic even though he says these- Liberal things.

Crazy things. Him and Taylor are ganging up on me talking about the constitution they're calling it. Yeah. What is that? Something that keeps me from fixing problems. Kicking out all the Mexicans. You got to go through some processes and stuff. Mexicans are the bottom of my list to kick out.

Yeah. OK. There's a lot of people. Are we going to rank the immigrants? Or are we done with MS-13? That's going to be one of my problems. If I'm going to be one of your problems, I shouldn't talk about it. But I'm excited to hear about that. rank the immigrants. Or are we done with MS-13? That's going to be one of my problems. If that's going to be one of your problems,

I shouldn't talk about it, but I'm excited to hear about that. But I like Woody, even though he's saying such horrible things, I like the way he says it. Yeah. That doesn't happen. Like, Hutch, he could be singing Happy Birthday to me, and I would just see the hatred and say, why don't you shut

your goddamn mouth? You need another showdown with Hutch. You've got to go on there at some point. I don't even shut your goddamn mouth? You need another showdown with Hutch. You gotta go on there at some point. I don't even know what Hutch is. Does he have like a YouTube or something? Um, he has a Cranston. Yeah. It's a new streaming system. For what kind of people would that be? I can't say.

Only their allowed to say it. Everyone else can say it. Everyone else is allowed to say it. Ethan Van Sciver gets on and says it every night. I know. You say it. I shouldn't say it on here. Everybody can say it. Except for me. I saw David Cross get in trouble for saying the N-word on a podcast. And I was like,

You can just say anything now. None of this matters. You guys gotta take it back. What? The N-word? Who's gotta take it back. What? The N word? Who's got to take it back? You white liberal comedians. We're getting there. There was a period of time where like, uh, what's his name? Uh, there's that great clip where Jerry Seinfeld thought, Oh, bring on a Louis CK, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais. And we'll just be four guys talking about the art of comedy. And the other three guys just wanted to say it

in Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, in a schizo. Well, because the only other guys just wanted to say the N-word over and over, and Jerry kept going, guys, this is for HBO. Stop. OK. It's pretty great how uncomfortable he was.

You ready? Let's do it. Is Tony from Hacked and Moogies? Are you still blocking him? No. Biggest. Problem. That's good. In.

The. Universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from dirty hair to everything's a square. Yes. Correct angles. Yeah, no, the opposite. But whatever. You guys know what I mean. problem in the universe from dirty hair to everything's a square yes rectangles yeah but whatever you got all corners are squares all corners are squares yeah the actual item you know that is a rectangle with me is veto

G's Walde it's funny you said that would be a good stand-up bit because now I'm like that would be a good stand-up bit cuz now I'm like that would be a good stand-up bit The rectangle one? I would kind of workshopping it a little bit. If Santa could come in and go ho ho ho Even the reindeers are rectangles I think I've made some- Mrs. Claus is a rectangle. I got into some sort of fever dream and I started writing down rectangle jokes So I don't remember what they are now and I'm not going to check. The Golden Patriot is a rectangle. The Golden Patriot. How much did you predict that?

I predicted that comic, Yellow Flash Guy's comic, especially after he said he would fist fight you. I said a million bucks. And then after he said he would go to John Malin's house soon and show him a good time, meaning sucking his dick or something, I said, two million bucks. Well, and guess what it's at? It was at 20,000 when I checked.

So this is first day. The typical rule of thumb for any crowdfunded campaign is your first day and your last day are your big two days. Everything in between is a lot of noise. People either want to get it first day to get all the stuff, or people want to get it on the last day before it closes out. So if you want to get to a million, you'd want to have, I don't know.

700,000 probably your first day. 800. At least 100,000, 200,000 if you're aiming to get a million. Yeah? Yeah. And he doesn't... Is he going to get super killer numbers? It looks like...

Look, let's be clear. I don't know. Flash has a bigger audience than me. He should absolutely make more than super killer. 100%. Like, it's not even... It should not even be hard for him to do that I thought he would be just I thought it'd be okay. I thought it'd be 100k. We're not

Where we check in throughout the night to see how he's doing? Yeah, let's check in. Let's check in Let's get a let's get a starting total mighty gay Patriot no no hold on. It's mighty F slur Patriot Patriot rip a cent by yellow piss pants Let's see what he's at now He is gonna go on you know his stupid podcast The stupid thing about that guy is he puts out four different videos every day complaining about Snow White Yeah, and at the end I went in to check. I'm like is he promoting it at the end of everyone He's like well forget it gate Snow white. I got a comic book now

I got a comic by my car sick of that shit though that I hate movies shit Dude, they're actually like done with it man. I like done. You done. I told people I was like you guys do not understand how Tiresome this schtick is gonna get very quickly So either a start analyzing these movies on a deeper level than, oh, it's got blacks and gays in it. Or B, find something else to do. You all had a chance to escape with your comics and it turned out that you were all bad at this.

It was also one of those things where yellow flash keeps talking to me, it's like crowdfunding's gay. I hate crowdfunding. I'm like, man, if you had struck, and when the hype was hot for all this comic book shit, like when I did, I took advantage of the audience. Yeah, you really nailed it. I got in right there whenever he was talking about it. Now I know he gives a shit about comics.

Yellow Flash, you missed out. 34,000 bucks. So what's that gonna hit? You gave a formula, but I tuned it out because it's like too much math Well if by the end of the day, he's got what six hours left. He's gonna do his big podcast I can see him hitting what big podcast doesn't he go on that stupid? Fnt the Friday night type guys. Oh, we all like laugh at each other's Those guys sadly here's the other horrible thing about being in Eric July's like

sphere is that No one else can promote anything cuz Eric sucked all the money out of those guys for the last two years For the last two years. It was just like no gotta buy And then flash comes along at the tail end of Eric just shilling all this garbage Here's my balls! My balls are pretty good too! And they're like, oh... I don't know, we kinda bought a lot of this stupid YouTube comic shit anyway Uh, looks like shit. The art looks like shit That guy Dillard... Like this looks like crap

I was surprised. I'm always surprised at what they choose That guy Dillard, this looks like crap. This looks like the Dill guy. I'm always surprised at what they choose for preview pages. Yeah. Because it's like the trailer. It's like you go into a movie and you're like, okay, remember the best scenes are in the trailer. So whatever, this is the best the movie could possibly be.

This is the trailer for the comic book. And it's a... It looks like a girl learning how to draw and practicing and like She's too hot or she's anorexic and no one wants to say that it sucks because they want to fuck her But this looks like crap. This is a little weirdly amateurish Especially just the face is fucking weird and then here. I'm like you didn't even really draw the Nazis like I'm like you didn't even really draw the Nazis like this kind of Hitler he's got a mustache going on was there a guy in the Nazis that he dressed exactly like Hitler and

Everyone was annoyed by him Like I like what I always have this mustache Got it from me! He got it from me! He was insulting me! And then he acts like he's in charge. They're like, you're not really Hitler, bro. You're just a fucking corporal like me. His name's Zitler. The wannabe Hitler. Throughout World War II, everybody went, that's fucking bad. So let's keep a watch on this shit.

Keep an eye. Oh, don't forget to pick up the Pay Your Artist t-shirt, which is a joke on the fact that... Cool joke. up the pay your artist t-shirt which is a joke on the fact that cool joke yellow flash kept his artist unpaid for the guy owns 50% of it but I mean it's got to make some money or that that's like two years of investment he's not good he doesn't deserve any money that art sucks well it's not be living in a trailer it should be a little better also when I think of Power Rangers I'm like the Power Rangers very bright and colorful and're like, what if it was brown and gray? And I'm like, well, that's not really the Power Rangers.

I don't want to nitpick his art, though. You don't want to nitpick. I know how annoying that can be. It's fine if you nitpick art. It's fine. There's a certain level. There's a certain level at which the nitpicking. If we get, how much in Super Chat so and we'll look at your art page

Yeah, that destroyed that destroyed all your relationships and the reason you I don't think it destroyed any relationships We can we know where it wars part two how much money are no veto How many in super chats do we have to hit there was just a lot of people getting extremely down into the oh? What if like how what is the exact distance of this character from that character? Yeah? No, I saw it What's the amount of super chats so we look at that? $1,000 thousand bucks Let's see if it's gonna be at least a hundred get at least 500 we got to be on play board in the top 50.

A thousand bucks? We can do that. A thousand bucks. Okay. Men with Daddy issues one. Yes. All technology is a flat rectangle. That was me. I came in second. That one's retarded. I don't know why people voted for that. It's a great fit.

Like, what is it gonna be shaped like? Anything else can have buttons on it. That's a great fit Like what is it gonna be shaped like? anything else Can have buttons on it Stupid having to ask an employee to use the bathroom That one's more of a problem than the problem. You gave me shit about that problem Forgetting to wash your hair negative a lot of people were upset about my incels About my explanation of the hot substance side of you causing you to Wash your hair, negative. A lot of people were upset about my, uh. In cells. About my explanation of the hot substance side of you causing you to seek equilibrium.

Fucking. Which is something I just made up, I'm pretty sure. We know it's made up. I think there's some science to it. No. Your body wants an eternal temperature, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Z, Vito mentioning that the Vito plush toy is in a seated position makes it more true to life,

as Vito's also frequently found in a seated position. Frequently? That's nice. Frequently. I hate to say this, the, uh, I know you guys hate the Vito plush. I'm almost out. Ha! I went to, uh, I have that thing, cause we saw- Who's buying this shit? I don't know!

I saw Coof bought it. I got a- I thought Coof was just just a I thought he's better than that because I never go to ship anything out because there's never anything to Ship out and then I wanted to pirate ship and I said, okay, what orders are up? And it's like you sold 25 veto plush toys. I'm like, oh shit Well, if you run out get rid of this one, I don't want this fucking thing albatross around here These are limit. These are collectors items now Jason coward killer says since there's no super killer There's only veto the toilets killer the toilet killer

Hack the movie says the guy who has two useless PlayStation kiosks Useless and a box of broken dreamcast taking up space in his apartment doesn't like electronics devices being smaller Tony we watched Simpsons episodes on my PS2 kiosk, so you can't tell me it's useless. That's so fucked up, man. It can play 640 AVIs of The Simpsons off a memory card. You know that story of that old Hollywood guy that had like a weird porno snuff fetish?

You ever heard that one? In like the 60s, this Hollywood guy would like bring other people into his garage and play like old porno, weird porno films on a reel to reel, on like an eight millimeter reel to reel. What do you mean, just like people he found or like famous people? Other famous people, neighbors and stuff.

He said, hey, do you wanna see videos of women being murdered? Yeah, or like tickle, something, like some kind of weird shit, like old timey reel to reel porno. That's what it reminds me of weird shit like old-timey real-to-real porno That's what it reminds me of when you're talking about watching Simpsons episodes on a PlayStation kiosk It's really fucked up and weird kind of feels authentic to the time period Hogan something I forget what the guy's name was I've never heard of that

I will say guys the Nintendo switch 2 is coming, which means all your local GameStops are throwing Nintendo Switch kiosks in the dumpsters. So send them to you. So if you get one, send it to Vito's booty. I don't think it'll fit in a... Yeah, okay. We can make freight arrangements. I'm not gonna lie, I'm looking on Facebook and people are going, ah, I got one of the Switch kiosks. I'm like, ah, fuck, wish I could get one of those. What are you gonna do with this shit? Well eventually when I have Vito's you know nerd mansion once I'm rich off the super killer animated franchise Then I'll have room for all this stuff Sometimes you got a dream dick

Yeah, but keep it a dream. Don't go buy anything. No, it's this is better Oh dat boy every time I start to like Vito again, he does shit like this. I don't even know what he's talking about. I don't know what he was in reference to either. So you read that one. Yeah, I read that. I'm reading some of the comments. CtVerk, and then I did that little piggy show today

with Carl and Patrick Melton. Do you know that show? I've seen it live, but I haven't watched it. They watch Aaron Imholt clips and then talk about them. Is he the little piggy? Yes, he's the little piggy that's doing stuff. I didn't know that until today. I didn't put it together until today.

Aaron Imholt. He's the little piggy. Well, that's a good opportunity to remind people that Hackamania is fast approaching. We will be in Vegas May 9. And you're going now. I am going. Melton asked me if I was going. Yeah, because there was a scare.

For some reason, he thought you might not be going. No, I've cleared it up with him, and I will be going, and I will be at Hackamania. So what is that, May 9? Yeah, I think so. Okay, well may I go to hackamania.com and use promo code BIGGEST. Doidy's despair.

I know part of Vito's bit is trying to attract hate because he feels unworthy of love. This is the first time he truly disgusted me. I don't know what that's about. I think it was all the bathroom talk, but I don't. Maybe. I really don't think it's that crazy. What do you think about the first part?

You guys are all nuts about talking about bathroom stuff. I don't get it. I don't like talking about bathroom stuff. But why? You use it every day. Huh. Sorry. What? It's like one of those things where it's like, it's like, whoa, we can't talk about it?

It's like, what are you, prude? You talk about using your eyes every day? Oh, my fucking eyes. Wow, look, green. Oh, man, that's really fucking wild. Yeah, but if I did start talking about my eyes, you wouldn't be like, aw, that's off limits, big guy. Lucas bum cell.

Vito definitely has some kind of stomach problem or something. He has to poop in a grocery store? And when Dick brought up the problem of waking up to pee, Vito said he often wakes up having to poop. Vito, no one has these issues, man. Go to see a doctor. Do you really need to see a doctor? I mean, the doctor's gonna tell me you're sick and fat.

What do you want? Thanks, Doc. Thanks, Doc. That'll be $300. I do have that problem where, like, anytime I go to a doctor and go, well, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks, they go, have you tried not being fat? I go, yeah, I tried that. Try harder.

Try harder. Mr. Octo says, I forgot to wash my hair last night, so I had greasy hair during a presentation today. Vote it up. Mm-hm. So you just feel like dirty hair. Like you just feel like- I don't get how you can go without washing your hair for multiple days, the grease.

It's gross. Yeah, I don't know. Joshua Perry says the best part of the Santa joke is that is Vito's totally unable to understand that his comedy is dog shit, complete dog shit, and the joke isn't his ideas, it's his life. I think the Santa stuff, I was thinking the other day, I'm like, if I went to the LA Comedy Club's

dress to Santa What did you get so much hate this week? I don't know. I still think there's room for a Santa Claus comic. You gotta do what Santa would do though. Okay. What's observational comedy for Santa Claus? Yeah, exactly. That's funny. It's not about muzzles. That's your comedy. What's Santa's comedy?

Santa would go. It's interesting that these brown kids don't worship the right God and skip over their house. He doesn't even think about the Muslims. You're thinking about an idealized, okay, he doesn't think about the Muslims at all. He must not be even able to acknowledge that they exist because he doesn't rationalize it in his head. Something is different in his mind

that lets him only deliver to Christian Childress. He's got to keep hiring Chinese elves because all the kids just want iPads. That's getting there. And all the regular elves are like, I can make a train out of wood. And he's like, that's useless to me. That's getting there, but it's not funny

because people are already ahead of that joke. Like, oh, real Santa. I know, I know. Okay, China. Last- The new head elf elf his name's Chang we've built we had to build nets around the North Pole to stop all the elves from killing that's funny yeah that's funny it's getting there last coroner that guy's delusional I would be living like a king right now if I made $100,000 sounds like that guy needs to move out of the city

or out of the suburb that's next to a major city. Yeah, I hate to say it. You really, if you're making $100,000, I know it's not like rich, rich money, but to go veto, you don't understand. We're in the slums. Yeah, you guys are retarded. No, you're doing fine.

You're clearly just spending, I don't know if you got a fucking mortgage or something that you got into hot on. Yeah. Not hot. It's a normal. You got debt. I got no debt. It's great. Oh look, then you got you and this commenter living large. I've never had any debt I don't like it. I don't like the idea of it. You don't like the idea of debt? I don't want to owe somebody money, you know Okay, I guess if I got a house I would have to have debt, but other than that I always-

I guess you could just pay in cash. No, one time I did pay my car off in installments, that's true. Do you have a car right now? Oh, we'll get to that. I do, yes. Ummm, okay. Chad, then it's a bunch of other nonsense. Umm, okay.

Okay. You won last week. Uh, my problem is that trucks are too goddamn big. Trucks are too big. Yeah here's the here's this look at this beautiful every it's all it's in the back of all of our minds as men all we all really want is a little utility truck sport utility truck. Oh you've seen the Japanese ones? The Hilux don't even I don't even want to talk about it You can get one no, but by the time you bring it over here and make it legal your back

You're down like 60 70 thousand what do you make it legal? What do you do to make it legal? There's all these emissions requirements and bullshit. Tell me a Japanese truck. The emissions are worse than an American truck the the the the Is our horse an American truck? The regulations in America, we don't, there's this myth that Americans are just like dumb and see our cars as our penises, and especially truck guys all have small penises so they need to make up for it.

So we get these giant motor homes as truck, like my truck, it's huge. The truck is very large. It's way, way too big. It feels too big driving around. I can't see anything. Whenever I drive around with you, I do go, man, driving this must be annoying.

It is annoying. It's bigger than my last F-150, and that was bigger than the previous one. And they've been a little bit bigger every year for 60 years Your car- your truck feels like it does not belong in like when you're driving around the streets of Los Angeles yeah I'm like bro how are you navigating? But I have no choice because I have to get an F-150 obviously. You don't have to get an F-150. Well you can get a Silverado but it's the same fuck as they're even bigger in the- in those

it's like all stretched out. I need a truck for To pick stuff up and carry it like what are you talking about? What are you picking up all kinds of stuff wood? What's hauling stuff around I go to festivals camping all the time Oh, yeah, I mean camping. I mean, okay. All right all that stuff that I said was Okay, all right. Well cuz I never come over and you go look at all this wood I got in my truck that's never happened. Why would I be on a Friday have a bunch of shit in the back? I'm just saying I don't see you like building stuff. You're not like you're not like My whole fucking backyard is torn up right now. You're not building it a bunch of fucking Mexicans are I'm gonna have to do something

Yeah, but to get that ready to finish it they stopped halfway through so now you got to take over yeah now I have to do it but they left the in the the material you know they did they left the materials and I said okay there's you got to hire somebody to put the floor back together like what the fuck are you talking about you took it off so sorry trucks are too So trucks are too big. Trucks are too big. See, I've never owned a truck. I've never even really driven a truck and now I think about it. But you're doing the same thing with your stupid van or Honda Element or whatever you do.

That thing's very compact. It's a little... you can see it got perfect. Since the 90s, trucks have grown significantly. And I'm bringing this in because of this stupid thing I saw today. Yeah. The Slate truck. Is it gigantic? No, it's totally reasonable. And I thought, oh my god, it's finally,

the nightmare is finally over. We finally have a tiny truck in the US that everyone can switch to, right? But we don't. Since the 90s trucks have grown significantly, the average pickup truck increased by, width by 10% to 80 inches. Jesus Christ.

Why don't you get a cyber truck? Cause they're gay. You see the guy who said, Hey, don't transport gravel in your cyber truck. Cause there's two holes on either side. Yeah. And now the bottom of my truck, like the inside of my truck is now full of gravel

and there's no way to get it out. I hate those things. And I'm like like bro. How do you make a truck that has like a well? For like two holes like two funnel holes and get a bunch of gravel the bus the engineers at Tesla are all retards. Well, it's gonna be bulletproof, bro They do everything like it's the first time it's ever been done. They're like, why don't you guys know? What do you what can you use this truck for? Look at it, man. You can shoot the windows bulletproof.

Why the fuck do I need a bulletproof window on my truck? That's like the cheapest part of the fucking truck. I want to see if Elon Musk can apply ratchet straps. There's no way. There is no way he can do a ratchet strap. I think that should be the test. The next time somebody interviews him about that stupid truck, go, hey, we did want to do a quick test.

We put this thing in the bed of the Cybertruck. Here's some ratchet straps. You have 10 minutes. Yeah, there's no fuck. And tangle them up. Fucking tangle them up, too. Here you go. And if you can't do it, no one ever buy a Cybertruck again because then it's not a real truck.

I hate that stupid Cybertruck. Did you see the one where the guy was testing if you put your fingers in it, that it would not chop them off when it closed? Like the door or? Yeah, it's supposed to have like safe, safe truck closing. So you can't kill a kid with it or whatever. Yeah, so he puts his hand in and it like closes. It tries and then it backs off and then it tries again and starts chopping his hand off.

Oh my god. And he like realizes it and starts pulling at his hand. Oh my god. It's like, ah, okay, okay. Okay, I think it's fine. But then some garage door engineer from the 50s came out and goes, yeah, because you're supposed to bounce back like a garage door. It's annoying, but you're going to chop someone's head off. Oh my god. It is true that all the engineers, well, it's the same thing he's doing with DOG or whatever. He's just like, ah, nobody ever thought to just delete all the fucking records. And then he backed off.

I don't even want to think about that okay height grew ten inch height grew 10% Weight rose 25% I'm a I am a truck guy. I don't want all this shit This is a money thing like do they make more regulations? Okay listen. It's the federal aid Highway Act they said They set weight limits of 80,000 pounds, but they gave some states exemptions. So if you were an exempt state, you had to go bigger. You could build as big as you want,

and then you had to be bigger to go on states that were... Across states. Yeah. And then the CAFE standards, C-A-F-E, I know what that stands for. I didn't write it down. Wait, why did they set up these standards? For what purpose? Fuel economy. So they say this is a this is a sedan, this size, anything. If it weighs less than this,

it's a sedan and it has to hit this mileage and no truck could do that because it doesn't use the same engine as a sedan. So they have to make the truck gigantic so it can operate at all and every year the cafe standards get bigger so the trucks have to get bigger well that's man I really hate when there's stuff like that and it just it does feel like like hey assholes yeah you see what's happening well that's the one they're calling us small they say that we have small penises because of the law we don't have small penises That is the one thing when Elon Musk is talking about Doug or whatever. I'm like, well, this is the kind of stuff I want you to like theoretically there should be a guy whose job it is to go This is retarded and we're not doing it anymore. Yeah

Let's see bridge heavier trucks to with more axles to comply with bridge formula. I don't care about any of that stuff. Why don't you get, but you can get one of those little Japanese trucks as long as it's what 20 years old? Is that the cutoff? I don't know. I looked into it because I really liked that truck. Yeah.

There was some kind of bullshit you had to do. But the rule is that you can import a Japanese automobile as long as it's more than there's like a time But you can't drive it on the road. Yeah, there's no way you can just drive that thing on the road Yeah, it just has to be more than 20 years old or something I don't want a 20 year old highland and then it doesn't you don't have to worry about whatever the You can't import new cars. You can import old ones. Okay. Well the point is I thought We got something we got something good finally Yeah, but then I went to go check this thing out. This is it a trick

fucking electric oh Yeah, that was it gets around all this shit because it's electric. Yeah, so it can be small because of that Yeah, so you can go about a hundred and ten miles with your Before you got a perfect plug it back in we you gotta plug it back in for five hours or whatever Can't you put a couple of extra batteries in the trunk there? It's a truck! I don't think it works like that You can get more batteries back there

That's my problem That's pretty sad Yeah, I was gonna say, is it Rivian? Don't they make like an electric truck? I don't know, I don't want an electric truck Well it seems I hate electric cars so much Don't they make like an electric truck? I don't know. I don't want an electric truck. Well, it seems. I hate electric cars so much. Why?

I hate the idea of having to find a charger. That terrifies me. Yeah. I'm going to sit here for four hours? That's the point of this. That's true. Sitting around waiting for something to charge. You got to go inside.

And then some asshole wants to talk to you about your electric car. Get the fuck out of here, I hate it. Oh, it's better fuel economy though. Save some money on that. Maybe cafe standards, that'll be it. Trucks should shoot on the M3. You should get a Honda Element.

Revised in 2012, less strict fuel efficiency for light trucks. Larger footprints allow higher emissions Incentivize bigger SUVs higher emissions because it's larger so it's allowed to pollute more So it's not our penises if you see someone on Twitter talking about chugs Yeah, that's why you got it cuz your penis is small Cuz your penis you think your penis is small. That's not the reason it's actually Complex regulations. Can't you get like an old Ford pickup or something?

Or those just have terrible f- I don't want an old car. I want a new- Why do you want a new one? Small car. Cause eventually they get old and break veto, as you know. Let's go straight to my car problem then, Dick. I did get, I was sad that obviously last week

my car was broken. And then I wanted to go to Josh Denny's comedy thing with Anthony Acumi. I was all excited, but I couldn't get over there. And I don't know, it would have cost a fortune to Uber there and back or whatever. Yeah, so I did get my car fixed. And I get my car back, and it's broken.

Well, no, hold on. I had already gotten my car fixed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had gotten my car fixed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had gotten my car fixed like two weeks ago because it was leaking transmission fluid. Tranny fluid, as they say. It's one of the only times you're allowed to say that word now.

So I got that fixed. And then it starts overheating. The guy goes, oh, the AC thing's blown out or whatever. I get that fixed. And then he also had the whole, whatever, the whole car is fucked. But here's the thing. Why'd you just rent a car?

Do you still not have a car right now? No, I have a car now. He's fixed it. I had to pay. Oh, it's fixed. Yeah, but I had to pay a shit ton of money to get it fixed. Well, welcome to America. I know, but here's the thing is I used to have a guy

and that was the best. Yeah. It was the best. I had a roommate. His name was Aaron. Yeah. And he liked two things. Only, no, he liked three things.

Making music. He wanted to be a, he wanted to compose for like TV shows and movies. And then he, you know, he just went back to Connecticut. So he likes music, back to the future. Okay. And fixing cars. And it was great. And now he's gone, and when my car breaks, I can't go, hey, Aaron, what's wrong with my car?

Because I no longer have a car guy, and that's my problem, is not having a car guy. Not having a car guy, all right. Dude, okay, so I don't know, did your dad have a car guy? Why don't you join Grindr or something and meet a hot local car guy in your area? Did your father have a car guy? No. Just a mechanic. What?

Just a mechanic? A mechanic you go to. No, no, no, no, no, no. See, my dad, what do you call it? Because he ran a bunch of Domino's pizzas, what do they do? They deliver pizza. Oh my god. So you got a million guys driving shit box cars, crashing them into college students

because they're drunk out of their mind, delivering pizzas at 4 AM. OK. So my dad had numerous car guys. Guys, you could be like, hey, one of the drivers, his car, you know, the fucking headlights out or whatever. Yeah. And it was mythical because they'd always be like, oh, dad,

why don't you just take it over to the can? He goes, no, I got a guy. I remember when my car broke, you know, we went, we got the car guy, and then he actually couldn't fit, my window wouldn't roll up. And he tried like a million things to make it roll up, but it didn't work. So then for two years, I just had a piece of plastic taped

instead of a window. I guess having a car guy wasn't that good in that scenario. Wait a minute. What do you mean you had a piece of plastic on the on the window? I had a piece of heavy plastic that was duct taped where the driver's side window That guy and I had that for like come on And it really sucked when you I was driving down the highway to college every morning because the wind would just hit the the Well, yeah, because it's plastic

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we ripped after like six months of that. We just finally, I think we kept trying to get the part to make the window go back up. We kept trying to get the, cause it was an electric. Whose we? Why is it a we? get the part to make the window go back up we kept trying to get the cuz it was an electric- whose we why is it a we cuz the car guy would go to the fucking junkyard you would go together no no he would be around totally clueless going to the pick apart or whatever you know and finding I hate the pick apart well I've never been he would come back with the pick apart and go alright this will fix it and then we put it in and it wouldn't work eventually we just ripped the door off shoved the window back in place,

and that window didn't roll down anymore. You didn't think to do that in two years? You didn't think to pull the window off? I don't remember how long, I think it was like six months maybe before we finally gave up on fixing it. I don't know why we didn't do it earlier. You. I don't know, well here's the reason. I don't know how cars work.

I'm a young alley. But you know how the window works. I don't know that you can just rip the door off and but now I do I didn't know What at the time I expected these guys to know that and to tell me oh, yeah Well, we can just rip the door off and put the window back up So having a car guy sucks and in that particular situation, okay, but in other situations like one time what do you call it? My car wouldn't start and I took it to the fucking mechanic and it was cause it was really stupid. A thief had broken in. He'd like cut into where the gearbox is or whatever it is. Like under the fuse box.

Yeah. The niggler did that that yeah, but he stole the fuse box Which is retarded and I'm like what the fuck my car won't start yeah Yeah, so then I took it to a mechanic mechanics like oh, you know that parts gonna You know he tried he quoted me like hundreds of dollars Yeah, and then my car guy went I can get you one like you know in ten minutes He went he's got one I plugged it right in and I, oh, those guys were trying to take me for a ride. A ride of a hundred dollars? No, they wanted way more than a hundred dollars. They wanted like a grand. They're like, oh, it's got all these problems. I don't know. And he went, no, it's just, he's like, no, the guy just ripped the fuse box out. We just got another fuse box and then we fixed it. Now, I'm just at the mercy of the mechanic. I bring it in. I don't have another guy.

Well, how much was it? It ended up being like two grand for all the different repairs I did. It's not great. It's my new car. I like my old- Two grand? Yeah. That's a lot.

That's a lot for a busted asshole jalopy like what you got. It's not a jalopy. It's still nice. I like it. 2007. That's not that old. What is that, a van? 20 years old?

Get a Sprinter van. They don't make cars like the Honda Element anymore. They don't do it. Yeah, get a Sprinter van and deck it out with all your kiosks and then go to schools. I did want to get a Sprinter van, but you can't get the Sprinter van, what do you mean, like the white van? The big white Sprinter van? The big white van, yeah.

And then put all your kiosks in it. And then put like a thing that- And then put like a thing that drives to your little kids' parties. There was a point in time, I should have done it years ago, where I was thinking about getting a car wrap that says like, Vito will buy your Magic cards and video games so I can just drive around and people can sell me. They're like, I'll call that guy, I'll sell him all my crap. That was going to be a business.

Wait, how does the business work? The business works that I buy people's crap because they call me. But you just put it on your car? Well, because here's the thing, is normally people who want to sell their old stuff. Either A, they know what to do with it, or B, they just sit on it forever, because nobody ever puts the idea in their head, hey, you might be able to sell that stuff.

It's like when you see those cash for gold posters. It's like, oh, I didn't even realize I could get cash for. Yeah, exactly. Is that going to be like in 50 years cash for Magic Cards? Yes. We'll take that black load as $10. It's already that way 100%. I'm going on that Whatnot app.

There's just an entire category of people doing storage locker auctions. Oh, yeah. Those are fun. Well, they're just going through. They already bought the locker. And they're just going, hey, does anybody know what this is? There was some lady.

And she's like, do anyone know what these PlayStation games are? They're trash. They're running for $5. And she's like, OK. I'm like, ha, ha, ha. I was know what these PlayStation games are like they're trash running for five bucks. You're like, okay I'm like, ah, I was buying her fucking PlayStation games on her storage locker Anyway, look all I'm saying is I wish that when my car if you have a car guy in your life Your life is better because when something goes wrong with your car, you know, hey, can you take a look and the guy goes?

I had this is the you know, whatever every mechanic he could just lie He just make it and there's no way to tell He could break more stuff while he's in there for fun. I feel like this is like an 80s like Cliche that doesn't really exist. They've done like they've looked man. Like you can't you got it It's hard to find a reputable mechanic Luckily, this guy is like Puerto Rican and he's really friendly and I'm kind of like... But maybe he's like too friendly, you know? It's like I really like the guy. So he's like, yeah, we'll take a look, man.

We're gonna make it real good, man. T-Gran, you're probably getting ripped off. What did they replace? They replaced... Well, the frame was like shaking like crazy. They replaced the frame? Yeah, the whole frame. I don't fucking know, man. I just literally say, just fix it. I don't go through item by item.

You gotta look. It was, I know what was wrong with it was the frame was shaking or whatever, so I don't know what they did with the frame. They replaced them, and then the fan motor was blown. The fan motor, okay. The fan motor. 50 bucks right there, probably.

Sure, I'll get the item. I don't, but here's the thing, what am I going to do? I'm going to look at it and go, can you explain this charge here sir? Yeah post it on the internet. So I can have other car guys rip on me. See that's the other thing. You want someone to do free work, that's the point of this. You want a guy to do free work. I don't want an after the fact car guy, that doesn't help me at all. I'm not going to go back and go, hey you guys really ripped me off. That doesn't help me at all. I'm not gonna go back and go. Hey you guys really ripped me off And yeah before the fact car guy to be like here's what's wrong

Here's how to get it fixed and you can get this aftermarket part. You don't need to buy the OEM part It's like, oh, okay, and how much do you pay him? nothing I've tried to be a thing see let's I'm gonna the Pizza's on me. Thanks. Thanks a lot for you. I give him a button I gave him a back to the future button I found a flea market cuz he really liked back to the you can trade this for something to eat He was a tragic figure He's one of these kids who said he wasn't allowed to watch any TV growing up except Star Trek because it was the only thing

His parents thought was morally acceptable or whatever Educational programs and Star Trek. Okay, but he loved Back to the Future. He just fucking loved morally acceptable Yeah, I don't know why that was okay And I went oh, so did you ever ride the Back to the Future ride at Universal and he gave me this look of? ride at Universal and he gave me this look of... He got kicked out for jerking off. No, he never got to go! He never got to ride it his whole life. That's one of the best rides ever. He dreamed of going on. It was the best! The Simpsons one sucks. The Simpsons one is terrible! The Back to the Future ride was like a fucking experience. It felt like a...

It felt like part of the movie. I think I rode it once as a kid and I still... It's still... I remember it. I remember how great it was and I'm like wait We're on the we're in the DeLorean and fucking biffs on the screen yelling at us. Yeah And then my buddy who loves the future and never got to ride the ride I'm like, oh man You don't even I don't even look fucking like bagging future, but it was the best thing I ever experienced Yeah, I know. Yeah, so I gave him a button from the back to the future ride that I found at a thrift store nice you think he saved it he probably did it's almost like riding the thing here's a reminder of something you never got to do that was totally awesome

YouTube videos of it they have the same thing basically you can just get watch the YouTube video and like move your body along with it, pretend you're in the DeLorean. Anyway, not having a car, guy. It's a real tragedy. Yeah, okay. So your car's okay now. I think so. We'll see. It's not shaking as much as it used to. It used to shake real bad when it was idling. That was the problem with the frame. Here's my problem.

It's uh... Citation needed. Mm-hmm. idling that was the problem with the frame uh here's my problem it's a citation needed mm-hmm so I let me see this here it is right here we go this is what I hear when anybody talks about this this criminal scum right got deported or something criminals criminal scum. This criminal scum, this criminal perp and scumbag Right. was deported by the heroic men, men only in the government.

In Trump's government. And every time I say, every time I see or see anyone say it or I say it yeah he's obviously a criminal gangbanger MS-13 member why cuz he's got them he's cuz he got them tattoos on his knuckles that says oh the classic says MS-13 right and then every and then every motherfucker goes Citation needed actually gang experts say that bap bap bap bap bap citation needed and I think man Fuck you what? Well site this I would like to I would like to know when it was established that this is an MS 13 tattoo because

every other guy just has MS 13 tattoo tattooed on them. Like very blatantly in giant letters if you look up MS-13 tattoo. It's not like a weird little code. It's just MS-13. You see this? You see that? Weed. M. Marijuana. Marijuana. See this smiley face so in re so right yes smiley face see the one cross I don't see the one one that's where you're starting to lose me Christ number one Christ is number one God there's one God is one God Christ is his name okay skull one two three holes there skull girls three holes you know fuck do you think he has that on his knuckles I don't know it could be Skull. One, two, three holes there. Skull. Three holes. Why the fuck do you think he has that on his knuckles, you dick brain?

I don't know! It could be for a fucking... Look, here's the best... Man, I really love marijuana, uh, Jesus, no, smiley faces. I love marijuana, smiley faces, Jesus, and, uh, my fat wife. Oh no, skulls. I really love death. Those are the four things I love. Well, here's what I'm gonna say is that you guys kind of fucked up because I saw a different interpretation of it I went well that actually makes way more sense. What was that? Okay? Well the M and the S Okay, I can get there marijuana smiley face. Yeah sure yeah the cross Should be a plus and the skull is the 13 by itself

Why would a skull be 13 by itself? Unluckyucky 13 the unlucky number. Mexicans don't have 13 unlucky Mexicans don't think of a 13 as an unlucky number associated with you know the I don't think so they don't have Mexicans Don't have unlucky numbers. That's like a Japanese thing an American thing MS plus 13 makes more sense to me than MS. The cross is clearly a 1. Why the fuck would a plus be there? Plus 13? Well, I don't know, cause it's one. It's kinda like filler, isn't it?

Cause look, it's MS dash for 13 in that fucking one. They put a dash. So you're one of these guys that doesn't see that and go, Okay, knuckle tattoos, obviously a gang member. Oh yeah, and it says, oh no, actually I just saw knuckle, and I'm pretty sure it's gang member. Okay. That's fine Let's say that you're a citation eat again. Let's say he got tattoos. Let's say it said MS-13 Yeah, how does that mean is that mean he's in the gang? Yes. Why because he's got the gang Tattooed on it. What do we got here? I got

I have a tattoo gun you want me to tattoo MS-13 on your knuckles right now? I have a fucking tattoo gun right here I tattooed a smiley face on my foot and it wore off Unfortunately this pen's not working See this is classic Citation Needed guy Like this cute reddit tier Oh I'm gonna tattoo my I'm gonna write it on my knuckles

Am I in MS-13? Why cuz you didn't really do it. He did do it. Okay, so he got it on his knuckles Yeah, let's say he's in MS-13. Let's say he's like man. I love MS-13. It's the best thing. That's what he's saying It's so cool. Yeah, is that that's against the law. Yes Why cuz he's a fucking gang member get rid of him. What's against? What is it gang? What does it even fucking mean as long as you're really? This is that FBI like bullshit of like proud boys. Oh, we got to get them wrong What are they doing rid of them to Gavin should be out?

He should be it tries so and tried to get around they cancelled his fucking comedy appearance Okay, I just if a guy wants to be in a gang Okay, he's got to commit an actual crime for me to give his shit being in the gangs of crime Well, it shouldn't be cuz that's silly. What do you mean? It's silly They're all doing Robbie Robbie second a bunch of guys get together and they say hey, we're a part of a thing now Oh, that's that's illegal. Can't do that. No, no just the the gang the the group that's based in No, no, just the group that's based in criminality and violence. That you can't do. Right, okay.

That you can't do. So can I say I'm a Nazi, perhaps? Yeah, because they're not doing any illegal stuff right now. It's only when you start doing illegal stuff. Yeah. But shouldn't the individual members have to do something illegal? No. Just belonging to the group is illegal.

Belonging to the group something illegal. No. Just belonging to the group is illegal. Belonging to the group is illegal. Right. And what other? If you're doing enough criminality to a point where you're already doing illegal stuff, I don't know, you're not a citizen or whatever, you know this guy, you're doing something, knuckle tattoos are involved, get out of here.

That's a crime. Now let's say somebody starts a band called MS-13, and then anybody who has the tattoo now has plausible deniability. Citation needed of here. That's a crime. Let's say somebody starts a band called MS-13, and then anybody who has the tattoo now has plausible deniability. Citation needed right here. That they're just a fan of the band MS-13. Another classic liberal loophole, for those of you out there in the criminal community,

just start a boy band called MS-13, and if anyone asks, you go, I'm not in the gang. I just like Bradley, because he's the cutest one, and he sings the best. What's wrong with you guys? Why do you want? Why do you always want to argue shit that's obvious? It's obviously stands for MS-13. He's obviously some deadbeat gangbanger Criminal scum. I don't know that that definitely stands for MS-13. Okay, I can get there I don't know just like hey, I put stupid shit on my knuckles That definitely stands for MS-13, okay? I can get there. What does it mean?

I don't know, just like, hey, I put stupid shit on my knuckles. Why is he the only guy who came up with that? Is he really creative? I'm sure there's more than one guy that has- Is he like the creative guy in the group who went, guys, guys, I know you guys are all getting like MS-13. He was trying to do this, he was trying to make this a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's the one guy who's like, what if I made it like kind of sneaky? You know, like, ooh, it could mean anything. Yeah, that's what he's doing, cute shit. Cute shit, but in a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the one guy who's like, what if I made it kind of sneaky? You know? Like, ooh, it could mean anything. Yeah, that's what he's doing. Multiple interpretations. Cute shit. Cute shit, but in a gang. Well, I want to keep the cute gang members then.

No, they're the worst ones. No, no. The ones who are too stupid to disguise MS-13, all right, kick them out. But the one who's like, what if I made it like a little cryptograph? You know? Like, you need a decoder ring to figure out what I'm into.

You think he was embarrassed when he came home and his wife said, hey, what do you, she got those tattoos? Somebody's gonna mistake that for MS-13. Marijuana, Sonrisas, one guy, three holes. Dios mío. Oh no. Well, it could be, you know, pot, happy. There's nothing you guys won't argue.

P.T. Hold on, I'm trying to get there. Pot. Smiley. P.S. No, that doesn't work at all. P. Happy. Happy.

It could be Fuh. He could be a big fan of the Fuh soup. Fuh. Crop. Fuh Jesus. It could mean anything. Look, the point is he's a father, right? Isn't he a father?

Yeah, his kid should be deported too. No, no, no. We're bringing them all back. Citation needed. Look, the point is he's a father, right? Isn't he a father? Yeah, his kid should be deported too. No, no, no. We're bringing them all back. Citation needed! Get the fuck out of here! These are the Americans I want to see. I like them. I want more of them. You do? I just don't... I'm not... Until you commit a crime... Look, if you're here illegally, yeah, we'll deport you.

It's illegal to be part of a gang. Yeah, I don't... I think we should get rid of that. Oh, why? I think I'm... They're illegal to be part of a gang. Yeah, I think we should get rid of that. Oh, why? They're not doing anything good. Fuck them. If black people, they invented that to come down on black people wanting to have too much fun. Oh, and then, and now where are we?

Well, they stopped all the fun. And then the black people got angrier. They all got jobs. And they all got jobs. Yeah. Didn't work out very well. No, it didn't, did it? Some black guys wanted to wear red. Some black guys wanted to wear red.

Some black guys wanted to wear blue. If anything, we should have embraced it. We should have said, that's fun. Not kill each other. It's fun that they're color-coding. Go for it. Instead we invented all these gang laws or whatever. So you're anti-gang law?

Well, as an Italian, I'm especially anti-gang law. You should be upset the most, because you guys all got, I mean, they're drinking your milkshake. There really are. The worst part of the Italian American experience is that we invented doing petty crime and whatever else. We just didn't think to rhyme about it. Because if we had come up with that,

sky would have been the limit. Like, Italian culture would be the dominant culture on the planet if we just said, we're doing crime, we're having a good time. Yeah. Like, that's when it got elevated. You should have been obvious about it. Yeah.

Like Frank Sinatra. My way should have been a threat. My way should have been for threatening. We're That's when it got elevated. You should have been obvious about it. Yeah. Like Frank Sinatra. My way should have been a threat. My way should have been for threatening. We're doing it my way or else. I walk into town with the big bambino. With a baseball bat and we crack you across the eyes. Yeah, exactly. There were too much about love and fun and whatever.

It's like, no, we should have. And eating. The eating took you guys down. We should have had crime singing is what we should have done. Just singing about the crimes we were doing in small town communities, because that's what people want. And then the blacks came along and they said, look at all of our crime. Yeah. Robbing him. I'm robbing him.

Everyone. This is the best. I love this. Awesome. We knew you guys were doing crimes. And they didn't even have to say they just kind of talked about it over a beat. They didn't even like add some rhythm to it, really. They kind of phoned it in. Yeah, you guys blew it. Yeah, the Italians really fucked it up. We did all the crimes.

We just never thought to turn it into... You know, gangsters are the... We didn't turn it into movies. That was our one thing. No, you didn't do that. You know, who did that? Well, the cheap like, ehh... The ultimate gangsters did that.

We're friends with those guys. We work with those guys. We're friends with those guys. We work with those guys. Nobody's friends with those guys. Gangsters are the cutest fuckers in town. It's always cute shit with gangsters, isn't it? They all got their cute little nicknames, their cute little tattoos that they're doing, their cute little Oh, if I'm gonna put it outside, then you get it and it's not stolen. Forget about it. Like, yeah, that's cute shit. Forget about it. It's not stolen forget about it. Like yeah, that's cute shit

Get about it. It's cute shit that you're doing Look, there's the attack as a representative of the Italian American community gangs have helped make America what it is today Yeah, you're so movie gangs in New York. Yeah, that's a good movie. No, it's not It's like tragically bad how bad it is like it's Garcese come on let somebody else re-edit this Yeah, I want to like it, but it is It was a very much documentary in it. There's too much stuff happens. You're like why did that happen? So why did he let him live the editing is a haphazard in that movie The original cut was like four hours long and I'm like there's got to be somebody out there could re-edit that movie into something good

The original cut was like four hours long, and I'm like, there's gotta be somebody out there who can re-edit that movie into something good. It was cool at the time, though. It was cool. It's still cool. It's not as good as most Scorsese stuff. Ugh. Citation needed.

That guy's a gang member. But without gangs, again, we wouldn't have that classic scene of Leonardo DiCaprio watching New York grow old. Good ending to that movie. Wait, he watches it grow old? Yeah, well, the cemetery, looking over. I mean, not him. That's him in the cemetery?

Whatever, it's like he's... You said it. Yeah, well, he's, but he dies. I hate that part of the movie, though. The cemetery at the end? Yeah, it's like when they show the pictures of the real person at the end of the movie. I always try to leave the movie theater.

If I think that's coming, like if it's a movie, like a long documentary, docudrama or whatever, and I'm like, oh shit, I think they're about to show the real person. I'm like, get out of here. We got to go. I don't want to see this movie shit. What did you think about it in Schindler's List

when he had all the real Jews and all the movie Jews go to the graves together? Obviously I loved it in Schindler's List. Don't be crazy. It was a little much. It was a little like, all right, Spielberg, I'm like, come on. I get it.

You're already Jewish, man. You're trying too hard. Get out of here. Spielberg's relationship with the Jews stuff is interesting. You got to watch that Fabelman's movie. What's that? That's the movie about young Steven Spielberg and how his father got cuckolded.

And for some reason, he decided to make a movie about it Yeah, he's pissed. No. He was like he was like pissed but also like kind of understanding It's all it's just young Steven Spielberg. Hey, check out my movie. I totally understand why you're cucked Don't worry about it. Everyone's gonna think I'm better when they see it It's it's it, I hate to spoil it, but it's Steven Spielberg's father getting cucked by Seth Rogen of all people. What?

Yeah, so Seth Rogen just goes up and he's like, uh, uh, uh, and he just fucks Steven Spielberg's mom. Is it real? What do you mean is it real? Did it really happen? Yeah, yeah, it's like based on a real story. It's like his actual story. What the fuck?

Yeah, Steven Spielberg made a whole movie about his dad getting cucked by Seth Rogen. My family's all worried that I'll tell a story about them on my podcast. That would be a hundred million times more. I think his dad's thankfully dead. I think he waited until his dad was dead to make the movie about getting cucked by Seth Rogen. But I was like, you know, Steve, we didn't really need to know all this. It's a little fucking weird.

Well. Still interesting though. That's my problem. Citation needed. Citation needed. Fucking dumb. And you go- Go over the dumbest shit. Over obvious shit.

I wanna know, you know, is there more guys who have that tattoo perhaps? Yes. Well, I haven't seen any other guys with that tattoo. How come you can't find any other guys who have it? I just wanna know if this is like- I don't wanna waste my time- that tattoo. How come you can't find any other guys who have it? I just want to know if this is like- I don't want to waste my time going on a scavenger hunt for a fucking cit- Go find a citation. No. I actually don't. I have other stuff to do. How did he come up with it? Did he just- was he just doodling and he said, you know, it would be a cool-

I know everybody else gets the regular shit, but I want to get like a variation. Yeah, probably. Was he the arty one? Was he like the, he's like Rembrandt from the Warriors, who's got a tag everything everywhere they go. Yes, he is. Hey Rembrandt, come on! See, when I think of gangs, I just think of the Warriors. They all have their own little spin on it.

Like, oh, you got a skull and he's like three holes. Oh, okay, I get it. Other guys got like a dice or something. Okay, so they all have a different, well that's fun, now you're making me like it even more. They all have little- Criminals. Criminals, get rid of them.

They got little iconography to identify each other. That's bones, cause his knuckles have a skull at the end. Man, I never realized that's why I hate gangster shit so much. Cause all the- Cool nicknames. Go goofing around and ball busting Hey, we're over here ball busting. I was like what do you guys are doing a comedy show? We're here to do crimes not here to pal around and goof off and work on my tights Club it's everybody likes that shit guys get together

They want to give each other stupid names and come up with that's why they lost pranks It's basically guys doing pranks. Yeah, just their pranks are less cheeky and fun because I'm like you know in their communities that's that's what how what they practice yeah okay what's your problem my problem dick is a terrorism haters these are people who have to pretend that terrorists are like the worst. When when you really get down to it, you're like, I mean, come on. Like, obviously, there's a time and a place for terrorism. Right. It's all terrorism. Yeah. Well, pretty much pretty much everything is terrorism.

Hey, you better pay your taxes or we're going to you're going to get your ass fucked by a bunch of black guys in prison. Like, OK, what's that? Well, I was thinking about like, like like have we got to the point of us as a society where we could admit that like From a certain perspective 9-eleven was pretty cool like in terms of what you're gonna what you're doing What did you see I dubs this week and get jealous of the negative attention? It's not like like obviously we disagree with our target. Can you dress up like frogan look we disagree with which one's which? Shoot shoot shoot her. She's the imposter. No, she's the imposter. I don't know which one is the real frogan Let's be real if there was a story about a white guy

Who stole a plane and crashed it into like, you know, a big fucking terror, whatever. That black box. Yeah, and crashed it into the cabal or whatever, crashed it into some al-Qaeda building. Yeah. Nobody would be like, oh my- Or Satan. What a horrible- He flew it into hell and crashed into Satan.

And he killed like hundreds of fucking, those people or whatever. Okay. Nobody would go, oh, what a horrible terrorist. We'd go, yeah, that's pretty cool what he did there. Yeah. Like that's pretty- when you really nail. Yeah. Like, that's pretty. When you really nail down, like, when you think about Osama bin Laden.

OK. Let's be real. Why'd you think about this? Look, I don't know. I forget. For some reason, terrorism came up. I think it's like something was going on. People are going, oh, there's terrorists.

Having a rough week? No, no, no. OK. So like, let's say you really, oh, there's terrorists. Having a rough week? No, no, no. OK. So let's say you really hated America, right? OK. What would be the most fucked up thing you could do to America? It would be to kill a bunch of people, which would normally be really hard to do.

OK. OK? So you're fucking Osama bin Laden, and you fucking hate America. Right. And most guys, you just be like, well, you know, there's nothing I can do about it. This is a guy who like did something about it.

Like you kind of got to be like, well, I mean, you kind of appreciate the go get him attitude. Like most guys would just let it go. That's a really complicated thing to do. Yeah. But it actually wasn't. See, that's why it gets even more interesting. It's like he's sitting around in the cave.

No, it's complicated. Well, all these guys doing a strike all at once, going to, he got guys to go to flight school. Yeah. I mean, there's ads on daytime television all the time trying to get you to go to DeVry, trying to get some skills. I can't get you to lose five pounds. Osama Bin Laden got like 14 guys to go to get pilot's license.

He got the Jews to finance all of it, allegedly. And he's sitting around in the cave when he's going, you know. He probably had a PowerPoint. This is how you'll get. Well, it's crazy when you think about what he did. You know, he said, well, I want to crash a plane into the Twin Towers. And they go, that's impossible.

Where are you going to get a plane? He can't crash a plane. He goes, I'm going to crash their plane into the Twin Towers. Like, how do you crash their plane? Like, how could you even get it? It's like Ocean's 72. Yeah, exactly. There's like a heist movie. It is kind of exciting when you get down to it. He's like, I'm going even get like an ocean 72? Yeah, exactly. There's like a heist

It is kind of exciting when you get down to it. He's like I'm gonna get a Kmed to do it He's fuck he's drunk on goat piss and then it's like George Clooney showing up and Brad Pitt's drinking goat piss I got another job Fucking a goat, but where are you gonna get the planes? We're gonna use their planes. How are you gonna get Achmed to do it? I'm listening. I'm gonna tell him God told him to do it. And he convinced a bunch of guys like they had to do it for God, which probably was a pretty, you know, that's not like a one-off conversation.

You really gotta like get a guy drunk and Ehh. drill it into his head and go, Hey, we gotta take down America. They all need their own reason. Yeah. Not just God. They all like have something. You know, you gotta get the virgins and we're doing it for reason. Yeah. Not just God. They all like have something.

Well, you know, you get the virgins, and we're doing it for Allah. Yeah. Yeah. Do it for your mom, you know? But like, if you really, let's be clear. If you were doing this at a different, this could be like a Hollywood movie, like an A-Team type

situation, you know? Yeah. They got the music playing, and they're going through the checkout. It is every Ocean's Eleven movie. Well, you can see all four of them, and they're all wearing suits, and they're looking around as they're going through TSA, and there's a black woman. She's like, do you have anything to declare?

As going through, there's the fucking... And then he goes, God, I hate America. If only I could do something about it. Oh, wait, I am doing something about it. And then you see on the fucking TSA screener business or pleasure pleasure And a little bit of both as he's walking away with the suitcase she goes sir sir And he turns around she goes you forgot your box cutter, and he goes oh Hey, whoo?

You forgot your ha Monica box it's a box cutter. Oh Thank you. Thank you I'm just saying look good storytelling. Yeah, well there's a lot in a comic There's a lot there that we don't you know everybody just gets out of the hole. They killed all these people What do you think about it is like an exciting? Actionized movie you go if the scenario was different Yeah, you know like what if what if that building was full of? Aliens or whatever then it would be cool all of a sudden they did it got the whole like

Terrorism is the worst thing in the world. Yeah, I think it got overplayed in the last year Well, it's what yeah starting to go like I mean what else they kind of do All right What's the old like, you know the terrorists are cowards and you're like, I've never had the balls to fucking hijack a plane. Suicide is cowards like, ehh. That's crazy. I don't know about that. That's one of the most ballsy things I can imagine.

Holy lord, you gotta take over the whole plane. I don't even want to ring that little stewardess like. Right, yeah. I'm always worried if I ask for another orange juice, the stewardess is gonna be mad at me. I can't imagine jumping up with a box cutter and storming to the front of the plane. I can imagine it, but you know, I wouldn always worried if I ask her like another orange juice the stewardess is gonna be mad at me I can't imagine jumping up with a box cutter and storm to the front of the fire. I can imagine it But you know, I wouldn't do it but I wouldn't do it because I'm not as ballsy as these brave terrors I got a house and stuff Kid I'm just saying is you know, and then I see a lot of guys Lately are like crying about all the liberals are saying, you know, I think they're talking about like Trump or whatever

You know, like there's something going on where liberals are saying like oh we, I think they're talking about like Trump or whatever, you know, like there's something going on where liberals are saying like, oh, we might have to get violent if, you know, the government gets taken over or whatever. And they're like, oh, they're talking about doing terrorism. Like, yeah, we're all talking about doing terrorism. That's what the Zek amendment is for. Yeah. It's like, it's right there.

It says like, if the government ever gets out of control, you should just kill, you should do some terrorism. Yeah, you should kill them. Whenever a gun guy says for my cold dead hands That doesn't mean like you know cuz I'm gonna let you shoot me in the head and not do anything that means I'm gonna kill You I'm gonna do some terrorism if you try to take my guns away like that's always on the table We don't have to pretend that it's not we do though We have to pretend no one would ever get pushed over the edge and have to take

Blonde on their own hand. Yeah, you can't say it. I really don't know why. I can't put my finger on exactly why, because it was before social media. You could be a little bit more fast and loose with how you're going to do terrorism. But even before 9-11, it was still kind of okay. The Irish car bombs would happen. I talked to a girl recently who didn't even know that was a thing. She thought it was just the name of a drink. Yeah.

I was like, no, that was a- There's people that go to Ireland and try to order an Irish Car Bomb, and they go, get the fuck out of my bar. Like, they don't like to joke about that stuff. What do you call it? They're gonna need to dust off those skills. Luigi Mangione is a terrorist.

He committed an act of political violence to achieve a violent end and we like that guy. It's fun. I can't believe anybody even tries to Even academically Chastise him. Yeah, we got denied for like some stupid pregnancy medication And it was like, oh the system's completely fucked. Like, oh that's, it's $600 if you don't get it approved. And I'm like, I have a PPO though, and they're even worse.

And I'm like, man, I just like, I don't see how anybody could deal with the system even a little bit and not look at Luigi and go like, oh man, that felt fucking awesome. See, you know. You got a thousand more of that. I was gonna say, you know what? I think after. Finally. After 9-11, they tried to put it in everybody's heads.

They're like, well, you can't do a terrorism, because that's the worst thing in the world. And you're like, look, I understand if you crash into a building and kill like a bajillion people, it's pretty bad. But there are other things. I think it was January 6th. Yeah?

Like recently, because January 6th was obviously terrorism. Sure. Obviously it was. I mean, I was hoping they were going to take over the government. I lied and said, you know, it's just a parade. But I was at home going like, now that Trump's in office, you can say whatever you want about it.

Well, you guys got the scaffolding right up there. Probably doesn't work, but they wanted to put the fear of God in some people. I understand that. I think it was less socially forbidden in the 80s and 90s because it was so much harder to get the message out. Like you had to write a newsletter, get a mailing list, if you wanted to activate- You had to bomb someone, have them put your note in the paper.

And then your fucking brother goes- Yeah, well, no, no, like to assemble- if you wanted to assemble a bunch of people to do a terrorism, it would take just forever. I can't organize it. Yeah, but now you can organize it so fast. So like, uh, we can't let, we can't let Gavin McInnes have the mailing list like this, can we?

Like, no, we got to shut it down. God, the Proud Boys stuff has been wild. Like they really fucked those guys over in so many ways. It's crazy. They did. They were all innocent. But then at the same time, I think, you know, I hope they would do something.

Well, I mean, their whole thing was they're like, hey, Antifa sucks. Let's crack their skulls if they try to fuck with us. I'm like, I can't really argue with that. And they're definitely doing terrorism. 100%. The Antifa stuff was like so embarrassing. It is one of the most embarrassing things.

And again, that's the left being like, well, we hate terrorists, but oh, these Antifa guys are pretty cool. Yeah, they're doing big time. Big time terrorists. 100%. They're cracking skulls and bombing buildings and setting fires. It's like football. Black Lives Matter was all- Like you just try to get away with shit. Yeah. You can't do that. What are you doing? Look, all I'm saying is, I forget what I titled this problem, but all these people are, we've always been totally,

oh, terrorists, it's the worst thing. I think we know deep down. It's like, no, sometimes to achieve your ends, yeah, you got to terrorize some people. You got to put the fear of God in the populace. You got to fire bomb a couple of governor's mansions, whatever. Oh, wow. OK. In whatever. Oh, okay in Minecraft Right in mine, obviously there's no point where I don't think there's a point where we're not

Living in fear of something. Yeah I'm just saying if a guy in a cave Can get all his goat fucking buddies to blow up and it's like one of the most yeah to ruin the world and blow up one of the greatest triumphs of American fucking skyscraper ingenuity or whatever yeah What are you doing? If only they could make movies If only they could make movies in those cases honestly honestly the first guy to make a 9-eleven movie from the point of view of Osama bin Laden as the hero It's gonna be a great movie. No, I

Think it would be If it's like you but you show you know, you lived in America and he saw how corrupt and you know Whatever it was and maybe you experienced some racism You can have like his fucking you know, what are those movies they always made about racism and then he goes I got a I'm gonna blow it up, I gotta put a team together. That now, team together, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you'd be like- Everybody likes a team together.

Okay, is that your problem? Can we make an Osama Bin Laden like buddy action comedy? You gotta finish your comic first. It would be called Mohammed's Twelve. Osama's Eight. How many guys were there? Seventy-two. There's seven- no, those are the virgins Wow

72 all right there you go. That's the problem. Just a trailer. We could put a trailer together They said it couldn't be done epic verse Osama America's the biggest country there. You can't take down the Twin Towers Yeah, or can I go to biggest problem dot show to vote on the problems patreon.com slash biggest problem biggest problem bonus episode biggest problem in Jesus structure too big structure too big citation needed not having a car guy Pretending to hate terror and hating on to hating terrorists. What did I write pretending to hate terrorists?

You better be nice and clear with that one let me see what I wrote it down as the biggest problem in the universe is that I described the face rock to my wife yes and I'm sure I did a terrible job you cannot call it didn't matter because you cannot call it terrorism haters yeah it's terrorism. It's fucking why do you being a hater? Okay, she wanted it. I told her yeah It's this stupid rock that pulls it you got to let it charge in the Sun And then you pull the it you know gets a poll the guy that fucking Face it'll take all these ions got these special like I just made some shit up and next thing you know she's like Yeah, could you get one of those for me?

And next thing you know she's like yeah, could you get one of those for me? It was funny at first, but now she's actually expecting to receive a rock that does throw We gotta make the fuck it's gonna have a nice like I do now I guess just I'm gonna go I got a yard or something and give it I don't know we send you we'll send you the box Yeah, just save on shipping we send you the box in like an envelope and you put it in and just find a rock outside and put it in. That's it. That's it. That's so much easier. You have to provide your own rock. Everybody saves money on shipping. Yeah. So we're just going to send you a box. We're going to make an empty box. It's going to have all this

like shit on the back talking about like all the ions and whatever else. And it's like got the, it's gonna have the, fuck what is it, velvet cloth like inside, you know, to wrap up the ride. Oh, look at this, standard size custom shipping boxes. Okay, this is gonna be our, this will be a Patreon gift or something. Yes!

It's gotta be smaller than this. It's gotta be, yeah, it's gotta be like one of those nice black, I can get Chinese guys to make it or something. Uh, custom- No, no, that one, the maker on the box, the black box. It's gotta be black box with like the gold. Wait, wait, what are you pointing at? Black box. This one? This one?

Uh, does Printify have it? I wonder if Printify has boxes. Face rock. Yes! By Problompetine. And it'sblompetine, it's in the QR code that you scan to go on our website. Dee-de ha ha! Honey, I got you. That'll be so easy to distribute. Okay.

Hey Vito, since your car is shot, did you get asked to replace that? Just pointin' out you got an opportunity to do some real funny shit if you get a van. Love the show, man. It would be funny. It would be funny. To get a van? I told you.

Man, I have a picture somewhere of a guy who had the white runner van and I don't know how he got this license plate. I'm like, how did they not figure this out? What is it? Rap RAP numeral three Van. Rape Van. Wow. And I said holy shit his license plate is rape van Wow. And I said, holy shit, his license plate is Rape Van.

Yeah. And how? How did that get approved? I thought I was like, that was like a white whale. I saw that parked outside my building. I said, oh my god, I've seen the Rape Van. It's real. That's amazing.

Yeah. If he still has that license plate, that guy's a legend. Let's check in on the golden page. I always imagine that guy explaining to the DMV. He goes, no, I'm rapping Evan. I'm a children's entertainer that raps across the nation. $35,000. So what did he go up, a grand?

What was he at before? $600. $600? What does your formula say he's going to be at? You had some cockamamie formula. Well, I'm just saying. You didn't even listen to your own formula. Well, the formula is the first day and the last day

is like 50% of your sales. So $50 the formula is the first day and the last day is like 50% of your sales. So 50,000. The first day and the last day? Yeah. So that means if he hits 50,000 today and 50,000 last day, that means his total campaign would be 200,000. Oh. Wow.

I don't know if that's the exact formula. I could try to look it up. I don't think you need to look it up. That seems accurate. How much of your sales? I want to see. I can try to look it up. I don't think you need to look it up. That seems accurate. How much of your sales? I want to see if I can find it. Hey, Dixon V. I got something for the voted up segment. Remember Vito's waiting for an anime problem?

Oh, God, it sucks if you are a fan of Thunderbolt fantasy. Technically, in anime, there's a subtle difference. You may notice it if you check it out. My guess would be that Dick would like it and Vito would hate it. Anyway, so the show's been going for a while and last season finished and we're gonna get the finale's just gonna be a big awesome movie, can't wait for it. Except it already fucking came out in Japan. It screened in Japan in theaters in February and there's no word yet for

how the fuck anybody outside of Japan is gonna see it so you're playing around your phone just I can't even find a copy to pirate like not even a shitty camcorder copy let alone subtitles or dub or anything I guess we're just keep googling every day. So that fucking anime. Vote it up or I'll kill your fans. Thunderbolts is the new Marvel movie. So what is he talking about? It's an anime? I don't know the new Marvel movies. Is it possible that something else is named Thunderbolts? It's possible yeah I guess there could be an item and I'm Thunderbolts okay and I don't know what the hell is going on but the economy is completely fucked like I don't know what veto over he's talking about but it's fun right now I'm

an electrician I work full-time I do Uber on the side. Still not enough. Everything's so outrageously expensive. And it's just bullshit because everything still sucks. You go anywhere and no one has a job really. The jobs are being taken up by something else. Manufacturing's gone. America does need jobs. And people out here are willing to work. And so many people I know are just desperate to get by. But shit, man, the situation out here is fucked. And regardless of whatever the fuck Trump does, he's doing something which is better than absolutely nothing like before. Better than nothing. What is he doing though?

Trav? Biden brought the unemployment rate down to record lows. Do you believe that number? I believe that it was, we were making progress, yeah. Do you think that means more people have jobs when the employment number drops? Well, I know there's some fudgy whatever where if somebody's been out of work for six months,

they stop counting them or something Do you think dropping? Ten percent of the population of Nicaragua in the country would had a negative effect on employment Did it was it ten percent the population of Nicaragua? Yeah or Venezuela one of those two. Okay. I don't know man I'm not on the ground fighting immigrants for jobs For some reason I managed to figure out that you could make money by rolling out of bed in the morning Pretending to make a comic book and but you don't own anything You can't raise a family where you're at I could if I moved to not here I could afford things the only problem is

I'm in Los Angeles. I can't afford shit. So where would you move like I can move back to Massachusetts I'm looking at houses in Massachusetts look like a fucking mansion for like a half a mil. Jesus Christ They look like fucking Palatial estates with a pool and a fence and all this shit and you could raise a family Yeah On the magic costs every year you raise a family Yeah, depends on what kind of family you're raising guess guess How much do I think it costs to raise a family?

Yeah, how much it costs to raise a family? Is the wife working? It's up to you. Right. Does that depend, does that make it cost more or less? It would make it cost less because then we would have a dual income. Who's gonna watch the kids? Ugh.

Well, once the kids reach the age that they can go to school, the school watches the fucking kids. Hahahaha! eight hours? yeah keep dreaming what time you think school gets out I want a three o'clock six o'clock three o'clock you can get you put them in after school I guess you're gonna be home so yeah I'll be home see that's the best so your imaginary wife just makes money and you watch the kids wow that's a nice gig I had that situation I just decided to exit from it they took the kids away no I just's a nice gig. I had that situation. I just decided to exit from it.

They took the kids away? No, I just had a... My previous girlfriend made good money, and she was basically like, eh, you don't gotta work if you don't want to. And I'm like, eh. And you got away from that? Eh, it's just we fought too much.

For free money? That doesn't seem like you. Why do you think I spent so long being like, ah, I don't know if I should leave this scenario, but I was like, eh. Wow, that must've been hard for you. It was heard okay I am subscribed to two YouTube channels the first one is the biggest problem the second one is

Caleb Would love for you to go on Caleb Hammers financial audit podcast tell him your goal is to buy a house in LA in the Next two years, and I just we all want to watch him scream at you and call you a fat idiot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gambling and having a good time on that whatnot app. What do you call it? And buying Final Fantasy collector boxes like crazy. So if that set comes out in tanks, I'm gonna be bankrupt. Right now my entire financial future

depends on the Final Fantasy Magic cards being a success. How much money you got? I think I'm 20K deep into Final Fantasy Magic cards? Where do you keep all that shit? I don't have them yet because they haven't come out yet when they come out I don't know What if you keep them in your what do you got like a pipe leak or something or cats piss off then all the money goes Then they're then they're destroyed you got 20 grand of Final Fantasy cards? Well, my belief is half those orders are gonna get cancelled, maybe 75% of them.

And then you're gonna flip it for a double, triple? I locked in my pre-orders back when people were like, Ah, this box is 300 bucks, this box is 400 bucks, the boxes are now 675. So I have a feeling once people get their allocations, they're gonna go, Actually, we can't fulfill your order, unfortunately. So we'll see how many of them actually get fulfilled. I'm doing the rock box. Somebody who's a designer.

The rock box. I know a graphic designer, but I need one who can do it this week. I mean, yeah, you should find... Why don't you stream yourself making it? Making the rock box? Yeah, the face rock. The face rock. The face rock? The promise you would need to, yeah, I could.

See, here we go. Well, I don't make, dude, my graphic design skills are not like luxury women's goods. Like, that's a different skill set. What are you talking about? I could get like a shit on a box. I guess. Nice font.

Takes more than a nice font. It would be a nice font. It would be gold on black. I'm trying to see if this place prints boxes. No. Doesn't look like it. Other? I know how to get boxes.

I got boxes made for the super killer coins. You did? Yeah, they come in a nice little jewelry case. I never showed you those, huh? Jewelry box. Here we go. Puzzle, jewelry box. But you need a larger box. I never showed you those, huh? Jewelry box, here we go. Puzzle, jewelry box. But you need a larger box. I need a cardboard box that looks like you

just bought it at the airport. No, no. It needs to be like a slightly luxury like something you get like a nice shampoo in. No, because it's got to ship in an envelope. I don't want to spend a bunch of money on shipping for a prank. It's a box! It's got to be able to fold. It's's gotta be one of those boxes that you like push the sides in and the bottom like goes whoop. You wanna ship it flat? Yeah!

That's the whole point! Shipping a box does not cost that much. This is why, this is the difference. Do you see what's happening right now? You don't use pirate ship? On envelope. Three bucks. Yeah, I could ship a box for like five bucks.

No, you can't. You can't. Yes I can, because you use cubic rate. I'm talking about like a normal envelope. You know? 50 cents. Right. Box.

Not shipping empty boxes around the mail, that's stupid. Then the prank's on you. I think it needs like a little velvet bag to put the rock in Okay, you know what with a drawstring. We'll do our own. We'll both do our own Face rock. I can get velvet rock. I can get velvet bags for like 50 cents apiece. Sure do it You do your own face rock. I'll do my face rock We gotta trick these women into believing in the face rock. It needs to be a premium looking package

It doesn't fucking they don't give a shit. They're fucking stupid at the very least I want I think it should come with a little velvet pouch to put the rock in inside the box. That's great You can ship your face rocks the pouch can be flat Pouch is flat you can ship that with your flat envelope. It's too too bulky. They'll send it back They're fuckers. Are you trying to put it in like, you're trying to- what kind of envelope? Like a male envelope. What size rock are you trying to get women to put on their face? Vito.

When you say the face rock, is it like a tiny rock? Like this. A box like this. Okay, so like a- The box unfolds, you put it in an envelope, and then send it out and they get it and push the box together I don't understand why you don't think you could put a velvet a Pouch along with it'll make it too. It'll make it too bulky. They'll send it back. Well, you need a non machinable stamp a What non machinable stamp what's that?

So you have to use when you sell cards because they can't put cards through the letter sorting machine. So what's a non-machinable stamp? It's a stamp that says, don't put this through the letter sorting machine. Oh, they listen to that? If they see the stamp, yes. OK, that's fine, but I still need just a box.

Step one, box. All right. Collapsible box. Collapsible, I don't know. Why do you want to send boxes around? Because it's not going to cost a fortune to shipible box. Collapsible. Why do you want to send boxes around? Because it's not going to cost a fortune to ship a box. I assume anyone who's in for the face rock bit will pay us $5 to ship him a box. It's just wasteful then.

Then the joke's on you. Then it's not $10 to get your wife to put a rock on her face. Stupid. That's stupid. I would pay so much money for that. $0.50. $0.70. $5. It's nothing.

$5 is dumb. You waste money, though. That's why we want to see you on the Caleb Hammers show. I'm not only looking at my door dash and be like, what are you doing? I tried telling your wife my door dash hack, and I think she politely went, oh. What was the hack?

The hack is if you go to Costco, you can get DoorDash gift cards. For $200, you get $200 worth of gift cards for $160. So that means all your DoorDash is 20% off. That's a pretty good hack. It is a really good hack. Everything's 20% off from DoorDash if you just buy the gift cards from a- Is it true though? Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Oh. So I'm saving 20% on- How often do you do that? If I go to Costco, they only let you buy two at a time

So anytime I go to Costco, I buy $200 worth of DoorDash gift cards, and I just add them to my account. I don't go to Costco that often. Maybe once a- You go to Costco all the time. I don't! I don't have any reason to go to Costco. I only- I've told people, I don't know, the only reason I have the Costco membership is it's basically a hot dog license. That's the only reason I have one. Cause they don't let you buy the hot dog anymore unless you have a membership. They have just put in a roundabout, they're putting in a roundabout in a very busy spot of town and it's taken them over two and a half years to complete.

And they decided to expand the project about a quarter of a mile down the road and put in a new roundabout to access the school. The problem is, is they've taken so long, the school is now closing, but they're still going through with the long fucking new roundabout project. Because I don't know, somebody said, well, I already drew the circle on the map and we can't erase that. So might as well just build the fucking roundabout project because I don't know somebody said well I already drew the circle on the map and we can't erase that so might as well just build the fucking roundabout so yep that's the biggest problem in the universe. Go fuck yourself. We need more guys who just just do construction projects without the approval of the state. Oh yeah that. Welcome to my fucking last six months.

But I'm saying, like, I was reading an article about a guy, and he goes, hey, for the longest time, we've been trying to get them to just install a speed bump, because this is a residential neighborhood, and cars whip through here. And they just wouldn't do it, wouldn't do it, wouldn't do it. And then they finally got an email, and they're like, yeah, we're able to carve out a time.

Two years from now, we'll be able to come by and install a speed bump. So I just went online and bought a speed bump and he just put it there. Yeah. And it's like, no one's ever gonna know. Yeah. Did you see the story of the guy who just changed one of the fucking highway signs to just add an arrow? Yeah, did they take it down?

They put it back down? No, I think they said they're like no that that's pretty useful Yeah, I think they actually might have a lot of care into it The problem you're gonna get is a bunch of guys putting just like cinder blocks right out for Speed bumps. I mean they got like but like the guys like fixed potholes and stuff I think we've reached the point with government overreach that it's like hey if you want something done Just fucking do it and yes Hope the government doesn't notice and it sucks in your case that they they will notice

They got nothing else. They'll notice like a fucking speed bump. I don't think they pay attention to that shit Well, yeah, it'll be fucked You could install a good you can do a good job. You can install a speed bump, lay asphalt out there concrete Yeah, you can look up how to do it. You just gotta drill it in the ground or in the ground or whatever people putting speed bumps. Hey, I've got an extra problem for today What's that? When the thing you want to buy is cheaper if you buy shit you don't need that would have been a better problem Yeah, okay, so next week we gotta go through these super chat. I just really I'm'm gonna do it real quick. No, no, no, no, I told you! It's too long! We gotta shorten the show and now you're-

No! Just do it next week! Just show some restraint! It's not that good a problem then, we're gonna spread it out, I don't think. Just do it next week. It's time for the super chats now. I'm gonna forget about it by next week. So write it down! Read the fucking super chats! No, I'm gonna write it down, cause I'm not allowed to.

Coop for two. Thank you for not killing yourself. Thanks Coop. Stu K for two. When life gives you lemons you eat them. Uh, the Lux for two. Hey Vito, I hope you had a good Easter Sunday. Uh, Chick Pig and then a Whoosh look. Stu K for two. Tony is right about the one to four error in Superkiller. Very good. Okay, how many Superchats about the Superkiller error?

Well, it just has to be $1,000 total in all Superchats. A thousand bucks or what are we at right now? Six. 600? You gotta tap, oh, no, hold on. What are we at? I'll show you the total if you scroll down. Go up, hold on.

I went as far down as I could. Yo, listen up. We're at $400, so don't worry about it. We're not gonna see it. We're not gonna get to talk about the Superkiller page. Kamen for two, describe the maniac comic in one word. Excellent. Get it now on fundmycomic.com. Dominic for ten, Vito, you don't have to be cultured in the arts to understand basic comic book stories. If your comic has dogshit flow and is hard to read for the layman, rewrite it.

Understand basic criticism, by the way. I'm not making comics for layman making comics for champions their criticism wasn't valid right that you got on your comic well what's the criticism okay Stu Kay was was she's moving too much between panels and I'm like okay well I know they didn't say that yeah they No, they didn't say she's moving too much. They said the background changes. No, they said, well yeah, they said the, You said that's cause she's moving

and they're saying she's moving too much, but they didn't say it's cause she's moving too much. Well, when I told them that the reason it happened is cause she's moving, they're like she shouldn't I said it doesn't look like that. They said she shouldn't be moving. Yeah. Well, they didn't say she shouldn't be moving. Yeah. Well, they know they didn't say she shouldn't be moving

They said there's no indication that she's moving. I think that when you have Characters in the scene you can assume that in between panels people shift position. I Don't understand how this is like Complicated for anyone just say you're say, that's my criticism of your criticism. Tell them that you're critiquing their critique. You can say, I don't like that she moved between panels. But they don't think she did, though.

It doesn't look like it. They can say, I don't think that it looks like she's moving, even though the background has changed. And I go, okay, that's fine If that if that where is it if that disturbs no we haven't hit a thousand dollars Somebody's I need to have it up just in case we had just in case we hit it yeah You can find it on my Twitter if you really want to look for it.

But I don't know if you've tampered with it. I have not tampered with it. You might have like fixed it. It's the exact same characters and positioning that everyone saw six months ago when I put out the preview. No one complained about it. No, no, it was different. HebeTude found differences, but you blocked him.

The only difference was the third panel has a different background. Yeah, but that- so there is a difference But if the background was the way it was before it would have been even more jarring movement because that would have made this fun 360 degrees So if anything it made it better to change that panel Stu K for 10 yellow flash didn't even look up where battle lines were in World War two by January 1943 they were fighting in the middle of Libya, a thousand miles away.

Plus, Guy has seven aces from two war theaters, 10,000 miles away. I gotta say, I started writing a World War II thing, and it is hard to write because America's involvement in the war, remember, came pretty late in the game. Oh. Like, uh, and like, the time between Pearl Harbor and the Battle of Midway, I wanna say,

was only like six months or something. Like it was like immediate that we started jumping into the Pacific theater. So does that hurt your comic in some way? It hurts my other comic in some way. Yeah, why? Well, because it's just hard to be like, you know, one character has been fighting in the war for a while.

And here comes this, you know, guy who comes along and is like, oh, I just joined the war effort. And it's like, no I just joined the war effort. And it's like no they would have both joined at the exact same time. There's not enough time for like one guy who has been fighting a campaign. One month in war is a long time. I don't know. It feels kind of weird for a guy to be like, yeah I'm a grizzled veteran.

I've been here two months. Oh just a whippersnapper off the boat. Can you just make him grizzled? I mean I think you have to be like, oh, well, maybe he like snuck in and he fought with you know on the European side Early and that's how he got a couple years, you know, he was in Africa or whatever the world really if you don't get the details just right like the Logistics of the backstory. It's the whole it fucks up the whole story. Well, it's always you know, whenever you tell a Whenever you tell a war story,

it's like hard, because wars can be very contracted. Things happen quicker than you might expect. OK, I have the, oh yeah, OK, this is it? Which version of this? Is this the correct one that I'm looking at? The top one's the old one. OK, wait, I'll go to your profile. I mean, they're both the same.

Where can I find it on your profile? And it was a while ago. Just hit Media. You're going to be bad at this. Media. Yes. Scroll down. You have a bunch of AI shit.

That was cool AI shit that I had. OK. Shit, now I don't actually know where it is. OK. See it on now. Did you delete it? There it is. There it is. I see it. actually know where it is. Okay. See it on now. Did you delete it? There it is, there it is, I see it. Yeah, there it is.

Okay. All right. Very good. Black Crimson for five, thanks for the snacks and thank you for not killing yourself, you're welcome. Hot Fart Dingledore for five. No car, no YOLO shirt, no cat, no magazine, no comic. Hot Fart Dingledore for five.

Yes, fact. I do have the car, the car is enormous cunts for two veto doesn't have OCD he has obesity Static snowy ads for five obesity's nuts Made it worse. Yeah, Lawrence of 80 for two loyal yellow flash absolutely felted. Oh, we should watch the trailer. Oh Yeah, yeah for absolutely felted. Oh, we should watch the trailer. Oh yeah? Yeah. Okay. Let's see. We can save it. Yeah, see if you guys want to watch the trailer. Mr. Poopsnorgle2, thanks for the black trucks. Me sure it's available. Chris Scofield for 2,

how much for Sean at Road Rage Boston? Sean's busy. Ian Miller for $4.50, says Booty. Booty, you got it. Boss Hogg for 279, money. Thank you. Coup for two. Good job on Pat's show. Welcome to the movie-verse. Thanks. Jackson.

Whose movie? Is that that Australian guy? I don't know. Or is it movie Aaron Imholt? I don't know. Maybe they'll tell us. I hope Aaron Imholt wasn't offended by anything I said today.

Yeah, that would be awful. No, it would be, because I really enjoy his show. You've never, have you ever talked to Aaron Imholt? No. I went on his show once. You went on a show? Yeah, immediately after the Roketa stuff went down, I was kind of like asking him some play inputs. Well, I was trying to get some information. I was asking him some questions. I was like, I was like, well, who do you think called the cops you know? Yeah, okay, and then anytime I do that yeah guys like you go. Oh see he's on Aaron's side I'm like no no no no no I just wanted to see if I think you're playing both sides What in what way I don't think rick a to fucking drug these kids man. I have never thought that Okay, that's not on, but I'm saying, I'm not anti-Ricada.

Like anti-Ricada. You can play both sides, I don't care. But I'm saying, how am I playing the anti-Ricada side? I'm gonna get some exposure from here, I'm gonna get some exposure from here. Oh, I can play both sides to get exposure, sure. Okay, so? But I thought you meant like,

I'm dirty dealing somebody. I don't care, I just think you're playing both sides. What's wrong with it one time? It was right when it happened I just was like what's wrong with that? I want to call in and see what's going on. I said, did you I think he denied it? He's like no, no, I don't know what happened. Yeah, right, but now he's Has he taken responsibility? I don't know Jackson for 10 bigs probably white knight influencers like Joey swole who want credit for sticking up for people They know they're better than Look at me guys. I stood up for this fatty in the gym, and I'm not on Roy's that guy is really annoying

I see him on Twitter all yeah He's like posting people making just generic jokes about fat people he's like you think that Go to the gym takes a lot of courage And it was like not even like a specific person just this just the thought of fat people going to the gym A lady had a really good joke. She said, sometimes you go to Planet Fitness and there's people you go, you know, you didn't have to bring the planet in here or something like that. Like, ah, that's cute.

And he posted a whole paragraph about it. He posted this big crybaby, you know, a lot of people are struggling with weight in this country and you're like, dude, she didn't even like, if she posted a picture of a fat person, I would be like, I kind of get it. Even though I want to see the fat person at the planet fitness, so please wanted but uh get over it, dude Yeah, lay off the roids or get your wife to work out since you're obviously posturing for some fat bitch Joey Some of these gym guys are a little too precious about their gym Yeah, stray beans for eight veto alienated even more supporters this week by being profoundly

gay on Twitter. I know, I heard about it. Congratulations to me. Milk or cream for 10. Take my useless Canadian money. Re, too many battle tanks at the bar this afternoon. Uff, sucks. Mr. Poopsnugger for five. Now I realize why the last guy couldn't do the tapes and CDs bit. I'm going to self-harm him because of this Edo. I don't understand what that means. Tapes and CDs nets? I don't know. Utah-based Armenia for five.

Hey, Vito, apart from jealousy, how do you feel about Kanye's revelation this week? Oh, that his cousin was sucking his dick? Other way. There you go. How do you feel about it? Frog Tony says something stupid. Oh!

Hack the movies Frog Tony says something useless Hack the movies for five Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What? See, you still are seething about Frog Tony I'm not seething, I just He has nothing to offer

Frog Tony Just doesn't know How to hack the movies Frog Tony He has nothing to offer. Hahahaha! Frog Tony Just doesn't know how to critique comic books on any meaningful level. All he can do is go, I don't understand the camera angle on panel 2. How far is she from the counter?

And then I tried to go, well, here's the thing. It's like, clearly in that shot, it's a stylistic, like, wide angle shot that shows the entirety of the diner. You're talking about that you released a preview page of your comic book. Yeah. And then he looked at a previous page where... Why did you release the preview page? I was just working on it, so I just took a screenshot. What were you doing?

I am taking the art and I am converting it to black and white and I am scaling it down to print size. Oh, okay. And making adjustments with the letterer. With no words. You're like, here's the page. That's what I send to the letterer so he can put the letters on top of it. So the lettering's not on it yet?

No, he has a version with the lettering on it, but it's on top of the old version of that page. And then why were you scaling it down? I'm updating, because previously he was scaling the pages himself. And I said, is it better if I do this for you? And he said, yes, it would make my life easier. And also, he had older versions of the art, which is what he was lettering.

So he's now updating it with the new pages. And then you took that page with no words on it. Yes. One page in the middle of your comic. Yes. Where nothing's really happening. No, but I think it looks nice. And then you posted it online.

Yeah, I said- Now I saw that and thought, huh, I wouldn't have done that. But I'm not a comic creator. Right. So I wanna know the thought process that went into- I just looked at it and I said, this looks nice. Cause I think the black and white looks nice.

Yeah. And I think it's a nice looking page. How did it go? How would you grade the experience? All the people who are normal said, wow, that looks good. How many people did you block in the next 24 hours after that?

I blocked a lot of people who are just being like pointlessly negative of for no reason Who just have to be like whoa, I can't wait to wait another six months to get it And I was like, okay, well, I'm just- Did you block anybody who paid for the comic? I have no idea who paid for it or not. It does not tell me that when I block you You had some you had some doozies like who was where some guys were like, oh, sorry, man I didn't mean to upset you. I was just saying that like I didn't understand what was happening in the page There was one guy who here's the thing when you get a million guys being like yeah, really dumb Yeah, that's when you got a like aggressively down tweeting up a storm

Right, okay, so there's a deck Jarvis. There's one panel where it shows the exterior of the diner Yeah, and people are going why are they outside now, and I'm like well. They're are they they're not outside Why are they outside now? And I'm like, well, they're not outside. And if you look at the page, you can tell what is being done here. And if you read comics. It's a portal to another world that's behind them. It's them discussing an outer location. So they're showing the outer location.

But there's no words on the page. There's no words on the page. So you don't know. It could be anything. Well, you can tell from the outline around them. If you read comics, it's a common device used a lot in a Japanese manga Oh, so if you read comics the way I read comics you know I've seen this done before I understand what's he be tood got blocked Yeah, okay. He be tood's like really super great

Supporter of what of the shell yeah, but not of me supporter of what of the shell yeah but not of me you're right he could he could do better at supporting you that's a good point I mean Tony movies Tony from hacked the movies Tony's not blocked but you did block him for like a half second what why only a half second because I just was like okay everybody is just annoying me today so I could just block people for a day until I'm not as annoyed at them, and then I can unblock them. Why do you guys treat Twitter blocks like this fucking insane thing?

You know when you go like, you know what? I'm tired of getting pinged from these people all day long because I'm getting like a million pings from Brock Tony. So I just go, okay, I'm just gonna block him so I stop getting notifications from him. Does your phone make noise when you get pinged on Twitter? It makes, I get like a little pop-up or whatever. To shut that off.

When I check the notifications tab, it goes like, here's 20 new things for Frog Tony. I finally go, okay, I'm tired of hearing Frog Tony today. And I can block him and then I don't have to see that. And then if I want to see what Frog Tony's saying again, I can unblock him. You guys are so weird about Twitter blogs. It's so weird. We're overreacting. Yeah. Okay. Then, then what happened? So let's, let's stay in the world of overreacting.

What do you mean then what happened? Did someone tell someone that they weren't coming to Hackamania anymore? That's completely unrelated to comic stuff. Did it happen? Did it happen on the same day? Uh, yeah. It did? Yeah. Did I tell you that I wasn't going to Hackamania anymore?

No, I said I don't think I want to go to Hackamania. Yeah. Yeah. On the same day. Right. And it has nothing to do with this comic shit. It has nothing to do with the comic stuff. Just go do a show on your own. No, I mean- That you wanted to do. Yeah, I really wanted to do it. And you canceled it. I talked to Melton and he convinced me not to cancel it. But you talked to me first, right? Yeah. What was the thinking there?

I was telling you I was upset and I didn't want to do the show anymore. Okay. And it had nothing to do with any of the comic blocking all of your friends on Twitter? Not even 1%. Not even one iota. Did it have anything to do with internet arguments at all? No. Really? Internet arguments?

Yeah, did it have anything to do, did it start on Twitter, did it have anything to do with internet arguments at all? It had to do with something with a message I got from somebody, I said, well if that's what's going to happen at Hackamania I don't want to go. And this is like some kind of crazy unknown stalker? When Riley sends me a message that says, I'm going, I no longer, what do you call it? I'm willing to risk an assault charge at Hackamania to interfere with the show. Yeah.

And I will ruin Hackamania for everyone just to get at you. I go, okay, well then I don't wanna do the show. Yeah, so it's my problem then. No, I just told you I don't want to do the show. I mean, you can't do the show without me, right? Well, I have to, Vito, because people bought tickets and they're coming in and they're flying in. So if you just bail, I still have to try to do something to serve the people that came in.

So that's why I'm asking for the thought process behind calling me and saying, I'm not doing Hackamania anymore because it's not fun for me. Yeah. I'm not gonna do a show if the purpose of the show is for somebody to assault me during the show and ruin the show. Then stop agreeing to do live shows or stop arguing on Twitter.

So do you want me not to do Hackamania? I talked to Melton and I said, Hey, some guy's telling me he's going to ruin Hackamania and assault me during the show. But that person you know who fucks with you though, who you're arguing with in DMs, in group DMs, and everyone can see. And I've never said I want to assault him

or ruin anything he's doing. Yeah, you said you're going to send him to prison. I never said I was going to send him to prison. Yeah, you did. We all heard it. You, you said you were gonna send him to prison. I never said I was gonna send him to prison. Yeah, you did, we all heard it. You said, I'm gonna send you to jail. I said, if you do this thing, I will respond by calling the police. I just wanna know.

So that's just me telling him, don't do this thing. I just wanna know, when you agree to do a show, and you pitch it for months, and then you have an internet argument with someone, where the thinking jumps to, to, hey, I'm not doing the show anymore because I'm having another fight with Riley. If someone is coming to the show.

I'm not doing the live show anymore, so fuck everyone who bought tickets and who's flying in. I'm not gonna be there. If I have to risk being assaulted at the show, then I'm not gonna do the show But thankfully Melton told me that I don't have to worry about it, but you still do You could still be assaulted. Okay, so if I could still be assaulted, I'm not gonna do the show. I Just want to know I want to get a good understanding of where the bar is

When you're starting fights online What's fight did I start all this stupid comic book shit that was happening all week. And I started a fight that results in someone saying they're gonna assault me in Hackamania. Riley. Yeah. Okay, so Riley said he's gonna assault me in Hackamania, I said, okay, then I don't wanna do Hackamania. And that's fine to you? 100%. Because I'm not gonna do a show where the purpose of the show is to humiliate me and fucking assault me on stage.

But you agreed to do the show. Sure. And then Melton told me that I don't have anything to worry about and I said, okay, if you can give me that assurance, that's fine. Assurance of what? That I'm not going to get assaulted during the show and that nobody's going to interrupt the show and I don't have to deal with that. I can just perform.

Then why did you call me about it? Because I was telling you at the time, I assumed that nobody was gonna care, and that it would just be like, just let anything happen to you. And I was like, well, I'm not gonna deal with that, so I'm just not gonna go. Then why did you agree to do the show in the first place?

Because I never thought anybody was gonna say, I'm gonna assault you at Hackamania. I didn't expect that. That was really like out of left field. I thought I had patched everything up with Riley and then out of nowhere he goes I'm willing to risk an assault charge to ruin Hacomania. I mean I gotta tell you it's very bizarre like obviously I don't know if you... I wanna have fun. I know I know you always return to this fun shit like nothing no one else's plans matter if you- I wanna have fun. I know I know you always return to this fun shit like nothing

No one else's plans matter if you're not having fun Don't agree to do a show if you're just gonna bitch out. All right, great show. I didn't bitch out. I'm doing the show then What was this Have fun! Mr Poopsnorklefutude, tape dick to your forehead to see these nuts, f-word. Rex sexts him for five. I'm not able to make hackamania. That's a bummer, Rex. I don't know where Vito is going to stay this year or who is going to heckle Vito.

How are you done being a faggot? Let's do the show. Do what show? Can we do a fucking comedy show? I mean it's these constant tantrums that oh I'm fighting with Riley again. Alright so I'm not going to Hackamania. Okay. Do you want to do a comedy show? Do you? Yeah. Then stop fighting with these guys on DMs. Stop fucking having this thing where hey anybody can say anything they want to veto. It's okay. Yeah, they can. I don't accept it.

It's not okay. So block him. Why are you in the clip averse cream room chat if this is what it's going to do? Why is a guy, because I need to know what the fuck's going on. You don't. Well, now I know that a guy has plans to come and he says very specifically, I'm going to ruin Hackamania. I don't care how many people- He's gonna have novelty scissors again, he's gonna ruin his novelty scissors!

I don't know what he's gonna do, okay, so maybe he'll fuck around! I don't know, but when he says, I'm willing to risk an assault charge, I'm going to ruin Hackamania for everyone to try and get at you, and I go, wow- What happened to your big storm-off? Like, this is like the I'm not doing Hackamania storm-off, oh here I am again! I'm here to fucking perform and do comedy. You're here to cry and fucking make drama out of bullshit. Let's do comedy, cocksucker.

It's not that hard. Just be entertaining. Be fucking jovial. Look at you. Look at me what? You look fucking... What is this? I'm pissed.

Well you shouldn't be. Why? Because you're being a little bitch. I'm here to perform, I'm here to do comedy, and part of doing comedy is being professional. I want to go to Hackamania, have a real good time, and I said, you know what? I really want to do a good show at Hackamania. I really do. And then I get messages from a guy who's saying, I'm going to fuck up your show, I'm going

to fucking risk it a solitaire to get at you. That's exactly what he said to me. And I said, wow, that really sucks, because I'm really trying to figure out how to make Hackamania a good show. And now in the back of my mind, instead of just planning for Hackamania, I have to plan for the fact that your fucking retarded clown boy is going to show up

and, ooh, maybe I'll throw shit on stage, maybe I'll shoot, I don't know. He says, I'm going to risk an assault charge to fuck up Hackamania. And I go, okay, I know you want me to just go, well, it's just Riley. He might not do anything. Yeah, he probably won't.

But it's still a fucked up thing to put in my head when I'm trying to plan for a fucking comedy show. I don't want to think about, oh, and I've got a plan for 30 minutes in, Riley might do something retarded. Yeah, he might. OK, well, it's OK. So it fucks up with my planning for the show, because I'm trying to plan a good comedy show for the people who

paid to be there. And they didn't pay to see Riley storm the stage with scissors and threaten to beat me up or whatever because that's fucking retarded So yeah when I get a message from a guy who says I'm gonna fuck up hackamania for you in the audience I get fucking heat and I call you and I go hey your little clown boy who you refuse to talk to and be like dude Can you just fucking knock it off and let us do a comedy show because I agree with him! You're being an asshole! I'm being an asshole in what way? Calling me. Yeah, exactly. Because you can't discuss anything about the show, like nothing-

No no no no! I can discuss it! We're gonna do a show at Hackamania! It's part of our fucking comedy production is we're going to Hackamania to do a show! A guy's telling you he's gonna interrupt our show- A guy that you are fighting with all day! A guy that you are fighting with all fucking day. I'm not. I didn't even fucking say shit to him and all of a sudden in Twitter he's going, oh now I'm pissed off about something and I'm gonna fuck up Hackamania. Which is retarded. It is retarded. He shouldn't say shit like that. No that doesn't matter. That's nothing. Okay fine. I'm sorry that when a guy tells me he's going to fuck up my set at a comedy show I've been planning for like two months. That would be impossible. Yeah, I know, because I'm not funny and it's all a fucking waste of time. Do you want this show to just be like fucking bullshit?

I don't ever want you to call me about your internet arguments ever again. I'm calling you about Hackamania, a fucking comedy show that we are contractually supposed to be performing at, and that I've been told somebody's gonna fuck with our set, one of your fucking biggest fans who does whatever you fucking want, okay, or just is constantly What do I want him to do? He just wants to please you, he does it because he knows he has your tacit approval, he goes oh look, here I've created drama, I've created something fucking for the show and dick's gonna laugh about it.

And I go okay, well now I have to, okay, is Riley gonna fuck with the show? Is Riley gonna like do something to me during the show? And if I gotta think about that and plan for that, I don't wanna do it. Well then block him. Block him on Twitter so he can't message you this shit anymore. But you don't. Okay, if I block Riley, is he just gonna stop fucking with me? Who knows? Okay.

But you argue with him all the time and every time it ends in I'm quitting I'm not doing hackamani anymore Okay I don't want to do a fucking set if part of the set is I got a plan for a guy to fuck with me Thankfully Melton said don't worry about it. We got you covered and I said, okay. What does that mean? It means that they were whatever he's gonna make sure nothing happens during our set. How? We'll see. What do you mean, we'll see?

I trust Melton. Is this another secret warrant situation? No, I trust Melton. He said, we'll make sure nobody- I asked Melton, is Riley trespassing the casino? Like, do they have a picture of him? No one is trespassing the casino. Is that what we're dealing with?

As long as he doesn't fuck with the fucking show, then there's no problem. But you won't block him, will you? You won't leave that group that you're always in there arguing with him either, will you? You won't leave that group that you're always in there arguing with him either, will you? He keeps being like, comes back to being a normal guy, and I go, okay, I guess. Yeah, he's the one losing it.

How have I lost it? Your comic went out, the comic preview went out, people were very negative, and then you started spinning out. Spinning out how? Arguing with people on Twitter all day. Which was fun, and I had no problem with it. I enjoyed arguing with Frog Tony. The only thing I didn't enjoy was a guy telling me he was gonna fuck up my set at Hackamania.

Yeah. Alright, uh... Yeah. All right. Rex Sexton. Heckle Vinnie Paulino into crashing on stage. Sorry. Sorry, Rex. Just El- E Beyond for five. Vito, you're in debt. You took $100,000 and you owe people a comic book in return.

Doesn't seem to bother you. Hater headquarters for ten. Here's your biggest problem. Hindu caste fascism versus Chinese communism. Everything is downstream from that. It's either all gooning Indians, 100% taxes or factories and wuxia. You have to pick. Lord Hades for five. Hey Rick, I've been looking at Japanese K trucks. If you're curious about small trucks, I am. Strategie for two, trucks you, no way, trucks me. Lava

D sauce for 10, trucks are absolutely too big. Chevy needs to bring back the S10. I agree. Joe Cool for five. Hey Rick, I emailed you vetoes tweet of the week under the same subject line Hopes the show is good this week Hot fart dingle door for five three weeks and no YOLO shirt. I just want to give you guys money I don't think it's gonna happen the gentleman sausage. Hey What how you doing? Fine are we good? Hey. What? How you doing? No, fine. Are we good?

Yeah, it's fine. All of this is fine. Okay. Let's just do a fucking comedy show, man. Yeah, man, look. I think you're obviously dealing with something. I just can tell that all... I can tell it gets to you, and it always culminates in this obsessive calling and other weird shit and quitting and shit. Quitting a show to me? Quitting a show three weeks out or whatever is insane. I didn't quit because I talked to Melton and he gave me assurances that no one would fuck with our show. This is what I got. From who?

You. Don't read my texts to you. Well then, is what I'm saying true or not? Did you say you're not going or not? Yeah, I said I'm not going. And then I changed my mind after talking to Melton. Yeah, that's insane. That's like mental illness, dude. I'm not going to the show that I agreed to go to for months. Now I'm suddenly going again. There's something going on there. Yeah, what's going on is I got assurances that no one would fuck with our show.

But when I was told- Yeah, that's nuts, because that's nothing. I don't want to fucking be told, hey, there's a guy who specifically told you he's gonna come and fuck up your show. Yeah. And there's nothing you can do about it, and you just have to wait to see what he's gonna do.

And I said, I talked to Melanie, he said, don't worry, nobody's gonna fuck with your show. And I said, oh, okay, that makes me feel a lot better. Yeah it's like that's nothing that's what's so that's what's so weird about it. Mel did going don't worry it's like yeah people have been telling you not to worry about this shit for years. No people have told me just let whatever happen because anything that happens to you doesn't count. I don't know what you're getting. That's like weird. And then that's like a perversion

of what people are saying too. They're saying Riley's goofing around. He's just trying to fuck with you. That's it. Nothing's gonna happen. Okay, well don't, here's the thing. I don't know what he said, but I'm sure it's just like more retarded bullshit.

Telling me that you're going to risk, like the specific phrasing was something along the lines of now that I don't have to worry about the court case, I'm okay with risking an assault charge. I'm going to ruin Hackamania for you and everyone else. Risking an assault charge. It's like, that's just Briley's stupid stick. It's like, I'm not, it's not, I'm gonna assault you.

It's, I'm gonna risk an assault charge. Like, yeah, it's obviously a joke. Right, I can say, okay, I understand that this is just his stupid, goofy fucking whatever, but it's still really fucking annoying that I have to go, okay, I'm already having trouble trying to figure out exactly what we're doing at Hackamania, I don't need an extra thing of,

okay, and then when Riley- It's just a fucking podcast, it would be funny if somebody interrupted it. That's why I don't understand what any of this is, it's just weird, man. Because the joke isn't on you, the joke is not, hey, I'm gonna fuck with Dick, the joke is, hey, I'm going to air up the show to try and fuck with Vito.

What does that? So fuck with me. Like, what do you mean, fuck with? I don't know. Something about risking an assault charge. Like, when it was your house, it was like, OK, I guess he's got something with his house. But now it's like a comedy show?

People heckle comedy shows all the time. He didn't say, I'm going to heckle the show. If he said, hey, I'm going to heckle the shit out of you, I would have said, have at it, sir. What do you think he's going to do? I don't know. And you don't know so much that you're going to cancel going to the show? If it involves, when the phrasing is, I'm going to risk an assault charge, that sounds like he's going to do some form of assault. So then you're not going to show.

I mean, that's the part that pisses me off. It's the, okay, some form of assault. So then you're not going to show. So that's the part that pisses me off. It's the, okay, some kind of assault. Call, call, call, text. I don't want to deal with any of this shit that is lower than retarded to me. Right. This is one guy screwing around and one guy throwing a fit because people were mean about his comic book. It has nothing to do with the comic book at all! It just happened on the same day

that you're blocking Tony. Okay, so Riley got mad that I blocked Tony and then he goes, I'm gonna ruin Hackamania for you. What the fuck does that mean with a comic book? It just seems like you're fucking tripping, dude. All this stuff seems like you're fucking tripping. Here's what it comes down to is I'm trying to do this with like the smallest semblance of professionalism.

And part of that is, look, we goof around, we're fucking around, whatever, but at the end of the day, I wanna do a good show, I wanna entertain people, and I don't wanna have to think about, oh, and Riley's gonna be a part of it, because he told me he's gonna interject into the show and assault me and fuck up.

And in his very specific words, I'm going to ruin Hackamania for everyone else, I don't care how much it pisses everyone else off as long as I can get at you which was basically what he said I said okay well then if you're gonna ruin hackamania for everyone else by then I'm gonna ruin it first by not going wouldn't it be better if I just don't go and then he doesn't have a reason to ruin it for everyone I mean he's gonna ruin it anyway that was his intention I don't want to say insane because it's insulting and I don't know where this is coming from,

but none of it makes any sense. It's definitely not professional. There's light years from professional. What's unprofessional? Quitting? I didn't. Is the show happening? I briefly voiced concerns to Patrick Meldon and Patrick M Patrick Melton said you have nothing to worry about

So then we didn't I said okay then never mind Okay Yeah, I didn't I'm doing the show Just I briefly called you and said hey if I really got to worry about somebody who's going to ruin the whole show. That's not what you said at all. So what did I say? I'm not doing hackamania.

Okay. Let me find it. Yeah. I said, I'm not going to do it because this guy's telling me he's going to ruin the whole show for everybody else. And my understanding of all this is that everyone will just go, oh, it's fine. He can do whatever he wants to you because you're, and you can just take it and suck it up and be the laughing stock or whatever.

And I was like, well, if the show's just going to be a guy storming on stage to humiliate me and fuck with me, then I don't want to do that show. I don't think that's funny or interesting for the audience. I would rather just do a comedy show and not involve Riley in it at all. So block him. OK, I'll block Riley.

Really? Can I, is he gonna be on our Discord? Block him. Okay, so he can just be on the Discord and talk all his shit and- You always have to get one over on him. What is getting one over on him? The blocking isn't enough. I just want him-

You gotta excise him too. I just want him to act- You're very tricky. No, I just want him very tricky I just want him to have the barest level of respect to say, you know what? It's over the line to tell Vito I'm gonna assault him at hackamania. Tell him twice. Go nuts. Go fucking nuts Riley tell him twice. So you're in two three. Are you in time? Are you in? Oh, I'm encouraging I'll fucking pay for it, bro

Go fucking nuts say whatever the fuck everybody say whatever the fuck you want Go nuts. Yeah, have no respect. Go nuts. That's the show. I have no respect for anybody I don't understand why no respect. Do you understand like how much better this show would be if you could just Not do this? Do what? Say whatever you want to everybody? Why do you think the show is better by telling the audience, hey, just fuck with Vito endlessly? I didn't say that.

I said say whatever you want to. Don't show anybody respect. Right. Don't show anyone respect, especially most of all Vito. I didn't say especially. You're just adding this shit in? This is where I think something's going on in your head, dude. I'm trying not to pick on you, but I think something's going wrong.

I'm just asking for a small amount of respect for the fact that, you know what, I'm trying to do a great comedy show for you guys. A quantum of respect is too much. Give absolutely none. So I deserve none? Nobody deserves any. So you don't deserve any either? Right. Please, for God's sake, don't give anybody any. If I have a problem with what you're saying. I'll block you immediately And I'll never unblock

Okay That's a problem. I just think we would have a better show if I don't care people are assholes to me's block. That's it block Okay, so when I block people and then you turn it into a whole bit on the show, what's that? That's funny and then you turn it into a whole bit on the show, what's that? That's funny. Okay, so when you block people, who cares, whatever, when I block people, oh, he's melting down. Yeah, you're melting down.

He's out of control. Yes. Why when you block people is it like, who cares? Because it's like weird trolls that I'm blocking, like, ah, you're fucking like 10 numbers. Yeah, I'm blocking people for just making the same stupid joke over and over again. Okay, now I'm getting annoyed, I'll unblock you later when you're done making the same stupid joke over and over again. Okay, now I'm getting annoyed. I'll unblock you later when you're done making the same stupid joke. Well, you're also blocking them on like the YouTube channel

so they can't super chat or watch the show. Who did I block? Your Twitter is fine. On the YouTube channel. A bunch of guys, they still message me. I'm blocked. Anyone who's blocked in the YouTube channel, why have they not messaged me? Cause I can unblock them.

Why indeed? Why do you want this? I don't know. Why do you do this? Why do I do what? We can just have a fun show. Hey, I don't call you twice. Ever. I know, you don't want to discuss anything about the show.

I don't want to talk. I know, and it's crazy because we could do a- It's not crazy because all this shit is stupid, man. It's not stupid. It's really stupid. When I'm telling you, hey, you know what's going to help me do a really good job at Adam Amaya and do a great show? I don't care.

I don't care. That's on you. You should care! No, I don't. I'm handling my shit. I'll be there to do a good show. We talk about bits, all you want, but I don't want to be involved in your online arguments. I don't give a shit about them. It's not being involved in my online arguments. It's me telling you, hey, I want to be really excited about doing Hack-A-Maniac.

Nah, I don't care about your level of excitement. All you gotta do is show up. I don't give a fuck about your level of excitement, your emotional shit about it. I'll just show up and do the bits. The bits have to be funny. That's fucking it. Great. And I think part of doing a professional show is me not having to worry about a guy who tells me he's gonna assault me on stage. I don't give a fuck about that. That's fine. You don't have to worry about it. But I do because if I don't, it's...

Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag... Explosion. I know you don't care about it, which is why I talked to Melton. I care less today. Yeah, but Melton cares about it. And Melton very much cares about making sure that the performers don't have to worry about anything during their sets. They do though.

Okay, well Melton has told me that he will make sure that nothing happens during our set. He's not a wizard. What's he gonna do? He can very... He has security at the... Call security? No, there will be security at the event. It'll be too late. You'll already be dead on the stage from getting a silver hammer.

I don't think I'll be dead. It's very possible. But I think they will be ready for like stupid hecklers who try to rush the stage or anything stupid like that. They could be part of the show. Whatever. Melton doesn't have security there. I talked to Melton and I said,. There's a guy who told me he really wants to ruin Hackamania for everybody. I don't know. He's probably joking, but... I said to you the same shit. I said, look, I said that in my message to you. I said, I know he's probably joking, but you know what?

It really just sucks to have to worry about like if he's going to do something. Yeah, so block him. Stop interacting with him. Okay. I'll block him on Twitter. And stop interacting with him. He's gonna do something. Yeah, so block him. Stop interacting with him. Okay, I'll block him on Twitter. And stop interacting with him. He's in our Discord. Block him. I have lots of people blocked on Discord. You never see them.

Okay. Okay, what? I'll block him on Discord. And stop interacting with him. Okay. Yeah. Royston S. Bailey for five, a person who buys people's junks

and drives around selling it's called a Alte Zocken. Old stuff stuff in yiddish. Man this show sucks. This is Vito's dream business we got to read the super chats long bow for two does it hurt when your knee grows. Wan wong for five. Vito's car guy. Can we do a reset real quick? A reset of what? I'm going to say one positive thing about you. You're very funny I thought your comic preview was great. That's the funniest thing you've said all day. The background was confusing and weird and I saw what those guys were saying. I don't know why you tripped out about that. I wanted to do that because it's goofy and silly. I don't want to do one of these shows where everybody comes away from it and goes, the

show is going to end and everybody hates each other. I like you, I respect you, and we have very different opinions on how to do things. And that's fine. Vito, you have to block these people. They own you. I did and you made a bit out of it! No, you have to block Riley and Ripoff verse. Frog Tony.

I blocked- Frog Tony's just- he's a nice guy. I know, I like Frog Tony, but he was annoying me, so I blocked him Yeah, but like you have got a you have got to get Riley out of your brain He's so deep in there that you're can't like you're not a guy who could be just not could he not just say like hey I'm gonna fuck with veto, but I'm not gonna tell him. I'm gonna completely ruin hack-a-mania for him Why does he have to say that? I thought I was okay with Riley. And he says, I'm gonna, and let's be real, Hackamania is a thing I've been very excited about. Like very excited, I'm like, oh my God,

we're gonna do a live show, I get to see the fans, I get to go to Vegas, one of my favorite places. Let me ask you something, this is very hard for me. And then it sucks the wind out of me when a guy goes, I'm gonna make sure you have a horrible time at Hackamania. I know, listen to me. Just listen to what I'm saying. And I know what I'm saying. Just listen to what I'm saying.

I know, wow, that sucks. Just listen to what I'm saying. This is very hard for me because I really like you and I think the shows are very funny and I too am excited about Hackamania. Yes. It seems to me like sometimes you get a little tilted and then Riley comes in and just tilts, like hammers the weak spot, and then you explode. Well, he says something that is insane.

Okay, okay. But it just seems like- I would never say that to someone. Even, dude, I would even like- I say that shit all the time. Not to a guy who like fucking two weeks ago, I was at a wedding, fucking do it and rails a coke with, okay? Okay, but do you think that maybe we were having a good time?

I think that maybe from his point of view he thinks that you guys are also good And he's saying insane shit to like snap you out of it like to say like hey, I'm gonna say He's like oh, do you think maybe that could be it? Yeah? Maybe it could be maybe he's not like communicating the way you want him to, but maybe he's doing jokes not to embarrass you or humiliate you, but to say, hey, we're still... Well, it is to humiliate and embarrass me 100%. A little bit, but maybe that's good sometimes to get a little embarrassed and say, all right, I'm overreacting.

I don't know, man. You're not a guy that cancels shows. I've never canceled a show before. You're right, and I'm not canceling this one. But when I'm really excited for a thing, and a guy who I thought I was cool with goes, I'm gonna make sure you have the worst fucking time of your life, I go, Fuck, that really makes me feel bad. I wanna have a good time at this thing.

Dude, you fight with those guys too much in that- in that clip averse room. I'm not fighting- I wasn't even fighting with him. Yeah. I said like one thing, I don't even remember what the fucker you're fighting about, and it immediately turns into, Well, well you know what I'm coming to Ackermania and I'm gonna fuck it up for you. Dude again. Yeah that's funny. Okay the whole thing that started with those guys I thought we were just goofing around when I said huh your YouTube channel doesn't have any views. That's not funny.

That is funny their YouTube channel fucking sucks. That's funny. All she does is make the same movie review over and over and it's always insufferable. That's funny. And it gets no views. I don't understand why we can't laugh about that. Okay? And I thought we were just goofing around. They went, your YouTube channel sucks, and I said, yeah, your YouTube channel sucks. and then it turned into aahhhhh and like fucking months of retarded shit.

I always thought that yes I was just goofing around but then fucking like they do this thing where they're like oh well I'm gonna fucking ruin Agamania I'm gonna assault you whatever else and I'm like dude I was just goofing around. They said I'm gonna risk you whatever else. I'm like dude. I was you say that they said I'm gonna risk an assault charge sure How do you risk an assault charge without committing assault? Okay? She's gonna tickle me well. There's a yes That's a risk in assault. No. It's risking an assault charge. There's like a that's different than I'm gonna assault you just say you're gonna Tickle me that you guys are both like I'm just goofing around, but you're serious. But I have never said to Riley, hey I'm gonna rip off your fucking head,

hey I'm gonna rape the shit out of your fucking retarded girlfriend. Like I've never said that. No, you've said that. You've said that. Have I said I was gonna rape men? Yeah. I don't think I said that. I would never rape men. What's someone supposed to do if they think you're spinning out

Well, I'm not spinning. What do you mean spinning out? I was very upset because I was excited for acrimania a dude told me I'm gonna fuck it up for you and the whole he's Specifically said I'm gonna fuck it up for you in the whole audience. I'm like well. That's pretty fucked I don't want you to do that would be great. No, we wouldn't Whole event for everybody? How do you do that? We could be doing fucking something funny and then it could get completely derailed by bullshit What is the show? Come on, how do you fuck up an entire event for literally everybody?

You don't think maybe that would be... I think it's fine for me to have... Look, I understand that you guys live in like psychopath land, okay? For Riley to go I'm gonna risk an assault charge to ruin your fucking show at Hackemedia and I go bro. That's too far That's not cool. Sometimes. I think you guys are working together on this Well purple possum for five biggest problem the universe is people wanting to live in a barter economy But all they have is practice plastic trash for your time and. Johnny Rocket for ten. I'll be at road rage. I will harass Carl. I was banned from his discord for saying Vito wasn't a pedophile.

I remember that. That was a while ago. That's still up for ten. Yeah, one of Carl's mods hates you. Oh, Johnny Rocket all unban- I didn't realize you were defending my honor in Carl's discord. Now I have to unblock you. Oh, he's blocked to Yeah, Johnny Rock has been blocked for a while. Why would you block him? He's like really creative. I won't bring up why oh Man Krabsula for ten to find out what's wrong with your car put it up for sale a car guy will come check it out and tell you Exactly what's wrong hopes of getting a deal and then can't I was trying to get I was trying to be nice to Johnny Rock

I Really was I was. I was trying to be nice to Johnny Rocket. I really was, I was like, maybe me and Johnny Rocket are cool again, and then I guess we're not for some reason. Do you find that this happens a lot? Yeah, people really, for some reason, look, I'm not gonna take responsibility for that. Lucian's stumped his way in.

I tried to contact Indiegogo to find out what happened with this campaign, and I guess that was- Oh, and then you said Johnnyed his money. I tried to contact Indiegogo to find out what happened with his campaign. I guess that was a- Oh, and then you said Johnny has your money. I saw this. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But is he getting their money?

It sounds like he's getting their money, am I incorrect? He has no idea where the money is. Indiegogo has it. So Indiegogo has not communicated to him at all where the money is, it's not in transit. Bro, you've dealt with these people, the big companies. They don't they just shut your account down. I don't think I don't know see it's A lot of some people would be Offended that you're implying that he might know where the money is

Just saying if you don't know for sure I would not say I don't know for sure Yeah, Johnny Rocket for 10, veto a guy with swastika tattoos is not a Nazi. Nunu the same for five, getting Richard WBT crossover and PKA this week is great. How is the pig going to fight with Yellow Flash and have any room to stand on this? The pig sucks, all right.

Strategy for five, imagine having, I knew this episode was gonna be bad because Yellow Flash's comic was out and every time those fuckers Do something stupid. We always have a big crisis Strategy for five imagine having a car problem that costs $100 for a mechanic to fix but instead you give $20 to some M&M's To Vito's car guy and he trucks dicks in my ass. How about that? Coup for five Vito They're literally criminalizing gang affiliation in the 80s. I know they need to undo that. That's a bad law

Ranks ranked Rhinox is for two LGBTQ MS-13 maybe enormous cunt for five the US government recognizes MS-13 is a terrorist organization. Why is veto defending actual literal terrorists? Good. I did my second problem immediately after which is terrorism is that terrorism haters. Yeah, you did. I like terrorism On the John the white guys are doing terrorism you love it a Depends depends. They're locking up J6 guys then no for 10 by the maniac despite anything veto might by the maniac available

I've never said anything bad about the maniac Stephen off. These guys are all confused I've never said anything bad about the maniac at all, these guys are all confused. I've never said anything bad about the maniac at all. Stephen Oliver as for two, Vito doesn't know. He is excuses for three K members. I don't know what that means. Sigma for 10. Vito wants the black movie goer experience throwing stuff,

talking over the movie and yelling the N word. Hey, this is Big Eatin' Beans. I want that experience. I do want that experience. If anything, when I hear about black people yelling in a movie theater, I go, I should see more movies in the ghetto. I know. I wish they would have like one theater that was just like epoxy covered. Have a black theater. Why not?

Ivana Jerkoff, Men for eight. How much for Vito to dress up as Frogan next week? Well, you guys got to send it in. Ulam Uvvunaghi. I think more troops should get PTSD. Uvvoli. That's her big thing, right? If they don't have PTSD, then they could have fought a little harder. For ten, Ocean's 911!

Oh, that's great. Bazooka for five, eye, owner, at Bylong Buffet. Bad customer of Vito, real terrorists, when he eats all sweet salt pork! And then Chinese Loddies. Baldr for two, says Rock not included. Yeah, Rock not included agnostic who's a mark for five how much money for mr. Bastion to take a big whiff of vetoes hat I imagine smells nice I was money all my hats you wash your hats yeah, I want to get all messed up

I put them in the dishwasher. Oh, yeah, I've heard that yeah, I put them in there you actually I was shocked at How dirty the water was I went oh my god How the what the fuck is in my hats? It came out like pitch black Dude the water came out like pitch black. I went oh my god I got a fucking launder these more often. I was like it's a hat probably got some sweat in there Whatever it's they're messed up after you wash them once I think part of it is a lot of the hats are black so maybe some some of the ink leaches out of the water. Oh, yeah, probably.

Yeah, but I was like, oh, God, I really hope that's not dirt because Jesus fucking Christ. It was like pitch black, but I think it was the ink. So, Ternary5 is your favorite face cream out of stock. Crush your face care with face rock. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. TM, terminally chill.

Do not redeem. Thank you, fad for 100 thubs. Hey, geniuses, your's good. TM, terminally chill. Do not redeem. Thank you. Fad for 100 thubs. Hey, geniuses, your face rock is just crystal facials exist. Those are crystals, though. If you want to step up your game, you need to out-dumb women. I saw, like, crystal rollers. Yeah, someone told me about that, too, but the rock is different.

The rock has to be a rock that you put on your face and you lie there. It's way stupider than crystals. Jared for two. Based Thunderbolt Fantasy and Jared. OK, Thunderbolt Fantasy. Never heard of it. Antoids for five. Vito just switched the panels with Boss

walking away pointing. It shows the movement and improves the punch line. Oh, he's talking about your comic page. Uh-oh. If that doesn't work, because why would he walk away and then turn back around? Clap Trap for five. I'm just glad my good friend Richard's having a good time.

Vito, please finish Super B Murderer. Okay. I think there's gonna be a lot. Let's see if we got more. Let's see if my plan to get more Super Chats was successful. Oh, not that many more. Okay, good. Let's see.

Chocolate Noodle for five. The anime was Thunderbolt Fantasy and it's puppets in Fuck America, I guess. Just I've been for five, Vito, for fuck's sake, your character could be a grizzled veteran who fought in World War I. Now it's gonna make them like, they're like friends from the same block.

Well, you saw Saving Private Ryan, right? It's very obvious that the new guy is there and that all the Tom Hanks guys have been there for a while And they don't ever say like why that is well my my thing was I wanted one guy to be like I you know It's still kind of works where he's like a hot shot Pilot and they're the other guys the new guy and he's like I've existed I was I wish I was up in the skies like you ace and he goes that well kid Maybe one of these days you'll get your own

flying machine. You get a flyer, whatever. Anyway, Pigeon for 20, getting froggy tonight. Pigeon for 10, but for real, are we close to when they're crying episode? No, and I will be at Hackamania, cuz I talked to the great Patrick Melton, who is my good friend. And he has assured me that I am gonna have a great time. What if I ruin it?

What if I'm his fucking sleeper's agent? But if you ruin it, it's fun. That's fun. You're part of the show. What if one of Carl's fans ruin it? Well that would suck, but hopefully, you know, again, there's gonna be guys to make sure... He's got murderers in his audience. Little murderers. It's not gonna be like the last show. It's at a casino. The casino is like a very professional place. They're not gonna allow any fucking around. You know, it's not like the shitty dive bar with the last one it was great that

dive bar was great it was a nice dive bar but it wasn't like this is like oh mania has elevated yeah to be in a nice much thing you know it'll be great frog Tony for two why did veto call Johnny Rockett a thief? Because he stole all your money. He ran away with it. Johnny Rockett took all the money, and now he's over on Fund My Comic trying to make more. He's trying to double down on his theft. And I think he should be rewarded by all of you

going to Fund My Comic and getting the maniac. It's about what you're doing for two. Vito seems genuinely scared of Riley. No, I just don't want my show to be interrupted. He said man up, dude. You missed that part. Man up, dude. I just don't want someone to interrupt my show.

I want to plan for my show. Why it's better when people interrupt? Not Riley. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, I just I really don't want to be like oh and then maybe like this guy who is gonna fuck with the thing I don't want to fuck with the thing But people fuck with things, you know, you just kind of have to deal with it Ah cool, maybe we'll get on stage and beat me with a hammer. I don't fucking know Matt C for five all of vetoes tweet problems would be solved He took a beat to think of a response has ever reacted to it in real time

I thought my fucking twit what was my problem with saying you guys don't understand my comic and you're dumb? Cause that's true. You said my comic is not for stupid people or something like that. Yes, that is very correct. Yeah. Superkiller is not a comic for the unintelligent. But you're all, when you get caught in like a,

like a subtweeting, like I'm subtweeting you, they're subtweeting me, and it goes back and forth like 12 times, and both of them are like, have like one or two two likes that's a bad sign of a mental issue. Frog Tony doesn't understand focal lengths and that's funny. Yeah. Because he's never used a camera. Yeah.

Okay. When there's a wide shot and you can see a lot more stuff that's because it's like a wide angle shot. But you're also telling like... It doesn't mean that the distance between people is changing drastically it means you're getting more fucking of an angle, so the distance between things changes. Go play with a camera for two seconds. Play with the fucking zoom lens,

and you'll see how that affects things. Eh. Oh, let's see, hackamonia, hack the movies too. My first super was skipped, Frog Tony distracted you. Oh, shit. What did you say, Frog Tony? Oh no, he said, a tour of my LA mansion is now available. There it is.

LA vlog and veto shower curtain door rental available now available at the Hack the Movies Patreon. Reveal. $2. Wow, there you go. Hack the Movies. Hack the Movies. When do I get to see our review of Judge Dredd?

We did a Judge Dredd. Yeah, I don't know. Hopefully soon. It takes forever. I know, I think he's like waiting for the anniversary or something. Let's see, Michael Pfeiffer 5, Jesus slapping Christ off, fighting about Riley. Riley isn't gonna do shit and you're both letting him ruin the biggest problem.

That's how I feel. Baller for two! Well then don't cancel the fucking show! I didn't, cocksucker! Don't ever cancel me, don't ever call me because of your emotions. How about that? No, I'm gonna call you because of my emotions. If you're feeling emotional, call me.

I don't care, you're my comedy partner, you gotta deal with it. I'm not your comedy partner. Oh, you are. No. Yes, you are. No, podcast, not comedy. Comedy, 100%.

We're locked in this thing. No, Ron. Who's your comedy partner? None, I do not want or have one. Well, you're gonna be forced to accept. No. You're gonna let me into your life. Well, you're gonna be forced to accept You're gonna let me into your life cast that's it I Think I'm gonna get in there no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no No, what's our next project? What are we doing? Nothing? What's the next thing the box? The rock box might get made but that's it

Let's see here. Uh, Balder for two, go for it, swing, we know you want to. I'm not going to, what, anyone wants to fight? Corn fed Cody for 10, telling Dick to be funny is tantamount to telling water to be wet. Lul. Spider turn for five, you know if you're so scared, learn to fight. I can't fight, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna fight a guy

Like that's your problem. You say that and then everyone knows open season I Would go I would get fun legal repercussions like I'm defending yourself sure I could like yeah I could paint carry a can of black black face paint So then you can black up your face if you have to stab someone I just don't think it's gonna be funny, and I don't wanna do, I just wanna do the Hackamania. I don't wanna have a fight. Like it's a fucking PowerPoint though. I don't want any interruptions during my presentation. It's like very one-sided,

cause I can't be like, oh, and I'm gonna like kick his ass or whatever, you know? Why would you kick his ass? Cause he's gonna assault me. I can't go like, oh, I'm gonna assault you back. He's interrupting the show. What are you talking about? You can definitely kick his ass cuz he's gonna assault me. I can't go like oh, I'm gonna assault you back What are you talking about? You can definitely kick his ass if he assaults you yeah, okay, but I can't like say it What are you talking about? That's basic defense law I said I was gonna call the cops if you fuck with my property everybody lost their fucking minds

So I can't say I'm gonna kick your ass cuz then you'll go oh Vito threatened to kick Riley's ass That's what you guys will do! I know the fucking playbook. No, it just seems like- Anything Vito says in response to what Riley says is bad. Well, yeah, because- So I can't say anything. Well, because you're pretending

that he's saying he's gonna assault you, and if he isn't, you just look- Right, right, right, right, right. You look like an asshole for going, Oh yeah, you're gonna fight me? I'll fight you! It's like, yeah, he didn't say he's gonna fight you there, but well.

So he's pretending, and if I said like, all right, well if you do that, you're gonna fight me. I'll fight you. I didn't say he's gonna fight you there, but And if I said like alright, well if you do that, I'm gonna kick your ass It's vetoes being deadly serious and overreacted right yes exactly right okay? Which is why I didn't say I'm gonna kick his ass, but you think it and feel it no what do you mean? You're expressing it right now What are you talking about? I didn't say it at all! I don't want to fight Riley! Because he, the super chat said it! I didn't say shit! Okay? I've never said I'm gonna fight Riley.

I don't want to fight Riley. I don't believe you. I don't want to fight Riley! No, I really don't want to! Do I want to rape Mint Salad? Yes, but that's different and on a carnal level. And I wouldn't do it out of respect to Mint Salad. Saying you're gonna rape someone's girlfriend or wife.

No no no, saying that I want to rape them, but I wouldn't. That's so... Out of respect. I don't know how you think that you don't escalate or start things. I want Riley to be locked in a cage as I raw dog his retarded girlfriend's autistic cunt. That's way worse, that's way worse than saying I'm gonna risk assault and I'm gonna ruin hackamania. I'm saying I would never do that. It's the same exact thing.

No, no, no. You guys are, this is how you fight and then you take a screenshot and cry to Patrick Melton or cry to me about it. Look what he said. I'm like, yeah, I know both of you are saying like this shit all day. I know. Yeah. I don't really say anything to him. I don't say these things. I quit. I quit. I'm not doing- if you don't get involved, if you don't tell

Riley Lee to stop, I quit. I'm not going to the show. Alright. I don't care, honestly. Yeah, and then Melton said, I'll make sure nothing happens during the show, and I said, alright, thanks for making sure and I'm happy to do the show. I'm gonna make sure that he can't. I'm gonna incapacitate Melton. I'm gonna incapacitate Melton. You're gonna incapacitate Melton. And distract him so that anything could happen. I'm gonna tie him up like WrestleMania. I'm gonna tie Melton up and I'm gonna drain his phone of batteries so

he can't make any, when he reaches for it, cuz of the assault that's happening or that's maybe happening, he can't dial. Okay. And he's gonna be tied up in the back, crawling to try to dial with his nose, trying to get another phone. Then I guess I do have to rape Mint Salad. All right, I understand. It's gonna be bad.

It's gonna be bad for everybody. How will she know when it's happening? Fast Fat Guy for two says, how the fuck could Vito say anything about Eric? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Fat guy for two says how the fuck could Vito say anything about Eric? What do you mean I just said don't fuck up the show It's a private business show It's not gonna be funny

Trust me. It's what would be funny about it interrupting heckling. That's hilarious. Yeah, that'll be good Okay, then I can't wait to get heckled What are you talking about? It's heckling's hilarious. Okay? Arr what do you mean? Because then you get to heckle them. It's a whole thing, right? You know I just don't think that it would be that funny, and I think we should do a funny show Matt see for five you know ignoring Riley has always been an option. Oh, I've tried no you haven't at all Oh, I absolutely why are you in the clip of her screen room? To see the insane fucking things to see yeah, yeah, just to be involved well to be it's a so I can't ignore it because I get notified when they're talking

Well when I see what like stupid shit. They're inventing about me. It's fun Well to be it's a so I can't ignore it because I get notified when they're talking Well when I see what like stupid shit, they're inventing about me. It's fun to Make you know I got to keep track so what the night to I pass I need to know what the new narrative is about why vetoes a bad guy who has to be stopped at any Con no they don't want to stop you they want to make you work on your comic right nobody wants to stop you Let's see. Fast, fat guy for two. Vito, he might have the scissors. Bent or straight for two.

Remember, Vito can be assaulted at home or the toilet. Fast, fat guy for two. Now this is good radio. Gordon, show my vibe. Richard went on this little piggy and Vito thinks he's put in half the effort as him to make Biggest Problem at Hackamania good. I mean, okay, I'll go on the shows. I haven't been invited on the shows. he's put in half the effort as him to make biggest problem at Hackamania good. I mean, okay, I'll go on the shows.

I haven't been invited on the shows. Did you reach out to Melton and say, hey, can I get on or did he say he invited you on? I think I asked Carl. You said, should I go on Melton's show? No, I said I'm really hooked on this Emhold on Melton's coverage of Emhold. I'm hooked and he was talking about what he was talking about and he goes, well, do you want to come on Little Piggy? And I Imhold, I'm hooked. And he was talking about, what he was talking about. And he goes, well, do you wanna come on Little Piggy? And I was like, yeah, definitely.

I have not been following the Melton stuff as closely as you. Well, you gotta follow Imhold. You gotta follow Imhold. Joey Two-Toned for 10, threatening assault is lame, so is needless heckling. I'm sure Dick agrees. Vito shouldn't have reacted this way. All I said was, I'm not gonna give you the show if that's gonna happen and then Melton told me don't worry

It won't happen. So nothing happened. Well, you should have just gone straight to Melton then go straight to teach I didn't think of that. I thought I would talk to you and you'd be like, I talked to Melton and see whatever You know, you can always talk to me and be like, I don't worry about it No, I'm not ferrying messages for the any of this shit. I don't I don't care. Yeah, I know heckle it and foot you don't No, I do know that you don't care, but I need you to know that I care. Oh, I Know I need you to know and you're gonna find out every time Every time I care about something I'm gonna let you know about it's my fault for answering it is my fault It is your fault for answer you waited an hour, which I guess is progress

It is my fault. It is your fault for answering. You waited an hour, which I guess is progress. Waited an hour from what? It just feels kind of like you're threatening to take your ball and go home when you call off a show. You know? Yeah, yeah, 100%. A lot of people don't like that.

Well, it's my ball, and I'm taking it and going home. It's not though, is it? I could easily do Hackamania without you. Yeah, you could. That's why, if you wanna do it without me. That's why the threat didn't work, I'm saying. Itamania without you. Yeah, you could. That's why if you wanted to do it without me. That's why the threat didn't work, I'm saying. It wasn't a threat. It was me saying,

hey, you might have to do Hackamania by yourself. Now it's might. Yeah, and then I talked to Melton and he said, yeah, don't worry about it. And I said, okay, cool. As long as I don't have to worry about somebody interrupting the show, then I'm happy to do the show.

They will though. You do. Okay. Well, let's put it this way. If the show gets derailed and I don't feel like I'm able to do the show. They will though. You do. Okay, well let's put it this way. If the show gets derailed and I don't feel like I'm able to do a good performance, I will get up and leave. Okay, that's the goal then.

Yeah, go nuts. If your goal is to get me to leave the stage and not do the show and ruin Hackamania for everyone, I'm telling you right now, yes, you can do that. So I'm telling you, if that's your goal, is to get me to leave because I'm not having fun. Are you gonna have a flag, like a kerchief that you throw down as you leave?

No, just get up and leave. But what if you come back? Then I will come back. But then you're interrupting the show. Yes. Because you're no longer a performer, so we have to get you kicked out. So I'll just straight up leave, right in the show. Yes. Because you're no longer a performer, so we have to get you kicked out.

So I'll just straight up leave. Right in the middle of it. Like you'll fly out of, like, like Mohammed? You're gonna like jump into space? I'm putting effort into this show. I'm, you know, I'm trying to find clips and whatever else. I'm trying to figure out good problems. I talked to you today about what we should do for the show, and you agreed.

And I'm not gonna put in that effort, just have it derailed pointlessly. And if it gets derailed pointlessly, and I was given certain assurances that if anything does happen, that we'll make sure the show gets right back on track. But if everything just goes off the rails, I'm not gonna stick around and go, okay, let me suffer through this trash.

I'm gonna go, I came here to do a show. Bro, who do you think you are? The talent. But like what level, what caliber of talent? I came here to do a show. Bro, don't have any sorts of opinions about myself. You don't have to. But if I'm doing a performance, and it is a comedy performance, look, I know talking about comedy on any professional level is fucking gay.

Really cringe. I agree. And that's why I don't want to talk about it on the podcast. And I tried to discuss it in private and say, hey. That's even worse, though. No, it's not. I said, hey, Melton, I really don't want anyone to interrupt the show. What's going on?

He said, here's what we got set up. You're going to be fine. And I said, OK, since I have these assurances, I feel comfortable doing the show again. Melton's good at like glad handing, though. Or like placating. Yeah, well, Melton's a nice, I think Melton's also a very professional. Yeah, business type man.

He's professional. Yes. Let's professional. Yes. Let's see. Fast Fat Guy says, Vito is the fat white Eric. Yes, I agree. Purple Possum for 10. Stop overreacting, Vito. Riley got what he wanted.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, if he cancels the show, yeah. Dick getting rubbed with Band-Aid hard and Vito don't care. See whoever shows up at Hackamania. See you there, Purple Possum. Dave Davidson. If he wants to cancel the show, he can try. Dave Davidson for five.

Well, no, I'm going to perform no matter what, so he can't cancel the show. Sure, so he could get me off the show if he puts in the effort. I don't think he's have to put in the effort. Yeah, he could do the bare minimum. He could just copy and paste, I'm going to risk an assault charge over and over.

And that would probably, he could probably get somebody, he could probably pay an Indian to do it on his account. As long as Melton is giving me assurances that I have nothing to worry about, then I will do the show. If at any point it said, if Melton said, well I can't do anything about it, then no, I wouldn't do the show.

He can't do anything about it though. Well, I believe that he can. What's he gonna do? If Riley wants to try and ruin Hackamania, he can. It's up to him. Like if he tampers with the plumbing, like Ocean's 11 style, and like gets all the sprinklers to turn on.

Sure, yeah. And he comes in and steals all the microphone cables. There's a number of ways that Riley could successfully ruin Hackamania and get me to leave. 100%. Like if he dresses up as Kim Jong-un. I don't think that would do it, no. And he rents a theater as a suite right next to it.

And then he digs a hole in the wall. And he sneaks in and hits you with a mind control dart. And then makes you say all this crazy stuff. I just want to do our popular comedy show on stage at Hackamania. It's going to be fun. And at this point, I'm committed to go. And I see no reason why that would change.

OK. Let's see, Dave Davidson for five, Mandalay Basin, the performance was safe, but that didn't stop. Stephen Paddock. Exactly. Murdered. Michael Fee for five, Nurmaij is Vito letting

Riley ruin Biggest Problem. Absolutely, I am allowing that to happen. Dick, I apologize for saying you're also letting Riley ruin it. That's OK. It's mostly my fault, I think. Diamond G for two. Riley going to buzz off Vito's new hair. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You have supporters, but you're too busy reading all the hate. Yeah, I agree with that. Joey2toned for two, Ban Riley.

This is not funny. I agree. But we don't need to ban him. Jen1 for five, Vito, you interrupted Dick when he was reading my super chat. You suck. Coo for two, aw. SatheticShenobi for five, Vito ripping on mint

made me scream laugh. Sponored Eternal for two, are we sure Vito isn't pregnant? Jared for 10. Sounds like it. Vito, I take back everything me and I've ever said to you. I think you're pretty funny and creative So please pay attention when I say listen to what dick is saying. He's still trying to help you I'm doing the show. I have said I will do the show. I'm trying to help you like emotionally though Okay, emotionally. I would like people to not tell me they're gonna ruin my comedy. You got to block them You have to block these guys. I would also like for people to...

That's not how it works. Yeah, I know. Nobody's ever on my side for anything. No. You cannot want other people to do things. You have no... No, but I think when I say, hey, it sucks when I'm excited for a show and a guy tells me he's purposefully coming to fuck with it It would be nice if one said yeah, that is shitty But they're not gonna say that and that's fine. Well, you're a huge asshole. What do you mean? You want sympathy now? You're everybody but I don't tell people I'm gonna come ruin their shit or whatever His girlfriend is autistic and you're gonna rape her. Yeah, that's not fun for people That's a term of endearment. Like I wouldn't rape her if she was, you know bad-looking. Nah, that's not she for people. That's a term of endearment. Like, I wouldn't rape her if she was, you know, bad looking. Nah, that's not.

She's a good looking lady, so that's why I would rape her. But I'm not going to out of respect. See, I'm saying very nice things. Yeah. Is it not nice? Let's be real. If somebody says, hey, I would love to rape your wife, that's saying you have an attractive wife

How's that doesn't even negative when you get down to it? Like if I had a rape fantasy I would enjoy raping your wife that's not that's in a way that's it Oh, well, thanks, you know, I get to have the consensual sex. That's way way worse Why anything anyone has said. Why? No, that's nice to say. Oh, no. Let's see. Uh, Super T-So for two, will Vito be gay if I voodoo curse his plushie? Gayer.

Uh, yes. Coo for two, Vito needs another trip to the strip club. Cheeseburger six for five, Vito, you're like three times the size, figured out you giant woman. I know, but I don't want... Again. It's about the comedy. You have a...

You're very professional. You put a lot of work and thinking into your comedy and your jokes. You don't want it interrupted by someone who you see as less funny than you. I can't say back to Riley after he says, I'm going to do this, this, this, and this. I can't say, okay, I'm going to kick your ass. You can say that. No! You guys would make a whole fucking bit out of it.

Well, are you going to tweet about it? Or, I mean, you can say it like in a text, oh yeah, I'm going to your ass you can say that no you guys would make a whole fucking bit out Are you gonna tweet about it or I mean you can say it like on a text? Oh, yeah I'm gonna fucking kill you that I said it in a private conversation Hey, if you come to my house, I'll call the cops and you guys had a fucking field day with yeah, that was hilarious So I can't say anything I'm completely at a disadvantage Well, what I need to say funny thing you? I did I said I would rape the shit out of his Retarded girlfriend. That's not funny. How is that not funny? Cuz it's violent

Cuz I believe I think you mean that like it's not I mean there's a part of me that means it a little bit Yeah, that's why it's not funny. Well, you might as alone in a room and nobody was around and know what was going on Okay, really not funny. It's really not funny. It's the truth. What do you want? Not that well, I'm never alone with her so there's no problem Anytime we're hanging out. It's like a group situation That's if in her favor. Yeah, women should make sure if they hear shit like that. They should make sure it's a group I agree that no woman should be left alone in a small room with me cuz who knows what I'm gonna get a small room You're right.

It'd be a large room. That's the biggest, well once I'm in the small room then you got nowhere to go because I'm blocking all the doors, all the exits. Let's see. Swag Jackson for two, a threat from Riley is never a credible threat. Lucian Stern for five, hey don't skip my super chats. Yeah, thanks Lucian. Did we hit a thousand? I don't think so. I don't think so Let's see

Do you see yellow flash threatened to show up at John Maylens house and show him a good time? I did see that. He did see that. He threatened to suck his dick. Well, he didn't threaten to suck his dick Can we watch his trailer in a second? Yeah, sure. Let's see. Luce Nitro for five. Hi Wendell. Lemon trashy you too. By the way, I cause all this by chatting normally 2k for two veto is the comedy bottom partner You can help me write my my Christmas movie It's a good Christmas movie now desert pyre for two. We're gonna make songs. You said we could do songs whatever that Yeah, yeah, I do want it. I do think song will you listen to the song?

I sent you you haven't even listened to it. It's a six months ago. What am I gonna say like oh, yeah, okay? It's great. You can say it's a good idea. It's a bad idea. You say I don't like this one to what end I Don't know how else do we write comedy songs? I feel like I gotta like set aside time to do it. I did I wrote a thing and I put it in that AI thing I say hey, this is pretty funny. I wrote some funny lyrics. What do you think? Okay. DesertPrior for two, Dick's biggest problem is Vito. StuK for two, Riley's gonna show you a good time. I agree. Bender for five, Riley is the podcast.

What butt flew is the gaze is what I was gonna super chat until Vito started talking about grapes. I hate you, Vito. The grape shit is really hard to get behind. I'm just saying You know it should stop saying it if he was to assault me I would hunt his girlfriend down and this is gonna be worse than the pedophile stuff. I promise you I promise you I mean, I'm just I promise you I think that's tit for tat Yeah

Have fun with it. I totally disagree. It would be a roleplay type scenario. Johnny Racker for five, don't let this distract you from supporting The Maniac. Baldr for two says I'll see you in Boston, Vito. Jared for five, Vito, how do you not understand that you want to rape someone's girlfriend who's way over the line and it's so nice to be hard to your, I said I wouldn't do it. Matt C for five, Vito take a minute to look up the Stry Sand effect. Rest of the time for two, Vito acting like

he's performing Don Giovanni. Yeah! And Spider Eternal for two, I'm getting Sargons, I wouldn't even rape you vibes. Oh! Okay. And then Riley. Vito.

I wouldn't. Get him out of here! I wouldn't GETO'S BOOTY! So get on the scaler, I smash it to shit! GETO'S BOOTY! GETO'S BOOTY! And not in like a murder way, I'm not gonna like hack off her tits. It would be like, gentle. GETO'S BOOTY! It's not gonna be like Ed Gein or some shit. I'm not gonna rip her face off.

How's it gonna be? I wanna check my weight anyway, cause your your scales more accurate than mine. Okay. What do you do on yours? Just hop on hop off real quick? What do you do? See if I before it before it before it peaks? La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I think you're gonna like this one. I don't think that's true. I think you're gonna like it. I don't think that's correct It's already in the shape of a Funko pop Heavier than a Funko pop. I think it came with a letter, too Was it too much to say I was gonna rape mint salad yes, I don't think you should be making that it's really bad I think it's gonna I think it's gonna follow you. All right, it's really bad. I'm gonna take it back. I'm sorry I thought it was funny

I know but I know like you guys you go, oh, we're gonna, you know break in the vetoes car. We're gonna throw a pig blood That's that's totally fine. That's fine, dude. I'm just telling you and me exactly Mint salad is bad. I don't even want to be... I don't even want to be on camera while you're talking like that. I don't get it! Well, that's the thing is I don't understand the rules of engagement, you guys, I don't get it! You can't talk about raping women that you know. Why? Uh, cause it's a real thing that might happen. Like, we don't know, we don't really, really know...

What I might do. Yeah. I'm a loose cannon. I... anybody is. Alright. It's there's there's always there. We don't know what is in women's heads, and we don't know what's in men's heads. We really don't. Well now You're adding a certain danger element to it. That's kind of sexy. You should be. Now I like it more. What'd you get in there? I got a Miu mini. It is a delightful pie.

Oh, this is like in brand new condition. God damn. There you go. This guy, Dick Please Find enclosed three like new items, a Neo Mini with kit. Wow. I think we smashed that. A compatible wireless controller by 3BitDo with micro switch thumbs. We did destroy that as well.

We also smashed that. And an upgraded Miu Mini Plus with matching accessories. I'm leaving them in your custody because of your new tactic to incentivize Vito's progress in losing weight. New tactic. This has been sitting around for months. This was one of the first things I got. Perhaps they could be gift wrapped for presentation

as mystery prizes. I will completely understand if you feel the need to burn them before Vito's eyes. Any number of the above mentioned items may warrant your own consideration, however. And a separate note has been included, which explains the various operations and improvements to item three.

Oh, you got the good one. Oh One's obviously this oh wow since there's no digital record directly connecting this letter to anybody Oh, I better not read this part. This is a nice little game console here. You can load it up with all your favorite emulators This is nice These are sexy. Okay. I like that idea. Let me get back to that and he's got some rights to it Can we make a list you're in that spot where you think you're gonna make it funny, but you know I just want I just need an okay rapes too much. I got it. Yeah, is that like the worst one? It's worse than your pedophile stuff. Yeah

That's worse than the pedophile stuff. Yeah, cuz people don't really believe the pedophile stuff and they do think I would rape myself It's possible. Okay, it's more possible than the pedo stuff. I'd rape other girls before her. She's not like gonna be at the top of the list. This is really gonna hurt you. Like if I was gonna rape anybody, why mint salad? Come on. It might get a demonetized. No. Upgraded ROM set, upgraded OS. Oh wow. Here, you should have this. It says everything that's up here. Man, I have a rape list. You're not even in the top 25.

I don't think she's in the mood to hear anything from you. Probably ever again. And not even in the top 50. If I were a betting man, I would bet that Riley's cruelty will be visited upon you tenfold after that shit. But it doesn't matter, because you said just block him. You won't though. I will. I know you won't. I know you won't. because you said just block him. You won't though. I will.

I know you won't. I will. I know you won't. I'm just gonna block him. I know you won't get out of that room. I know you won't block him. You'll do something, but it won't be blocking. I'm just gonna ignore it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're clearly a willpower is your specialty. I don't get it. He said he's gonna do stuff to me and then I said I'll do stuff to his girlfriend. What are you, like what's the fucking rule classic Italian? This is what I don't get why is everybody get to say whatever they want. I can't say nothing. You're the victim I know all right there you go. Thanks everybody. What did we get here?

What did we walk away with it's all a goof right isn't that the whole point everything oh nothing's gonna happen uh? You know just says stuff. There's a Well, you know comedy is very tricky. It is very tricky. I know you want to talk about it. Where do you see the amount of money? Oh there it is, 6.30. Yeah, we didn't get it. I will rape a different woman entirely. It might take down the channel. I'm being 100% honest with you. You really can't joke about that? You know that. Either- No, I really don't know that then your brains on the fritz I'm completely I had no idea. Yeah, okay. You're thinking everyone's laughing We're not well it tickles me. Yeah

I'm sorry is about I know I'm not going to the show cuz of me You know is it my emotions I give a fuck how it impacts anybody Scenario where it's like you ah, you gotta fire back. And then I'm like, okay, here's me firing back. I come back and says, I'm definitely coming on Vito's property now. There you go. Made for AI, Vito's the only person who could grape a glory hole on the John Vito gra- Okay, well there's a lot of-

This Sargon joke is so cringe, Lemon Saki says. Although that was Sargon's joke. Pokemon guy, Vito the way you talk, like you can say whatever you want but no one else can, screams immaturity. I agree, I 100% agree with that. I wasn't saying anything until you guys in the chat said Vito you gotta fire back more often. And then I tried and now everyone's telling me I shouldn't fire back. So I don't know what you guys want. On the John for 5, Vito raping Mincell is the perfect Riley checkmate the niggler is the only person

who could rape a glory hole that I come oh yeah I'm coming on your property when the next comic book super raper coming out well interesting non-specific okay all right goodbye everyone thank you for enjoying my comedy show. Where we fire back tit for tat, a little here, a little there, what can you do, you know. What do you think Riley's gonna do with the show? Now he's definitely gonna go nuclear. Oh yeah, yeah. He'll probably go in disguise too.

Well, I guess I should have taken everyone's advice to fire back. All we know is you have no agency and none of this is your fault. That's very incorrect. That's very incorrect. That's what we know for sure. I'm just trying to make a, I'm just trying to bring some laughter to the people. That's all I care about. Just some good old fashioned laughs.

I think you've paid your dues. It's your terms. I'm just trying to have- Your way or the highway. Just trying to bring some classic jokes to a classic world. Go away, take care, and God bless the United States of America. You didn't put your other stream on. Oh, I'm not... I gotta go.

You're not doing that tonight? I'm going to bed. You're going to bed? Do you wanna watch Yellow Flies? Do I what? Yellow Flies, you're not going? Okay. You got two seconds.

All right, all right, all right. I feel like everybody wants to see it. You have the back end shown. I said three hours is too fucking long. Well, you know, I didn't expect to have a stupid fucking conversation about nothing. Where is it, where is it? Go to the Rip- Sentin page. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uh Oh my gosh, buddy. Right now is like the prime podcast now, or he should be at 50. Maybe your wife could take it down to the station

and get her cop friends to muscle some people into buying a copy of your comic. He's gotta get to 50 before the end of the day. He's only got three hours. He's done. This whole YouTuber comic shit is over. I agree, and I helped kill it. All right, ready?

Yes, let's see it. I'm excited. Alright, ready? Yes, let's see it. Excited. The year is 1945. World War II rages from the halls of Buckingham Palace to the shores of the Nile River. And now, the clash between freedom and tyranny is about to boil over. Somewhere in North Africa, two American flyboys are soaring...

Dude, this is like halfway over and this Golden Patriot is not there. Right? First scene is, I'm the fucking Golden Patriot. Boom! Fuck you! Boom! Fuck Nazis! Boom! Not like a mini version of the first act

He's sucks. He's Ken Burns in it. It's like and in the midst of that great war There were two men. It's like dude. Just go like he's the mighty gold patriot This is not power. Here's the thing What the fuck were you trying to make if you just wanted to make a world war two story? Why the fuck does a Power Ranger have to show up? Yeah This is just The Rocketeer but bad Yeah, it is. The Rocketeer was good too. The Rocketeer was good because it was all well First of all the guys who made The Rocketeer understood like art deco and all this other interesting fucking 40s and 50s shit And like gave it a unique- The story's perfect

Yeah, gave it a very cool and unique story and this is literally like well Why is he a Power Ranger? Does it have something to do with like Japan or like no? Well, why is he a power ranger? Yeah, cuz I like power Rangers. Yeah, oh That's retarded power Rangers are Egyptian. Yeah, no, they're Japanese, but it's World War two they fought in Japan Yeah, but this is in Egypt god It's still fucking baffling to me that you do a World War Two story about Power Rangers and you go, So they're clearly fighting in Japan, right? They're over the Pacific or something. No, it's in the fucking desert campaign of Africa or whatever. Okay.

High on a reconnaissance mission. Searching for clues to a peculiar new obsession. With the occult That panel sucks Flipping the Nazi high command Why is it so bl- Dude, why can't you just draw the fucking... Features Because they didn't do anything to make this

Yeah, but- This is why he's not paying that guy Because the art's like unfinished Looks like shit I know, it's like an abstract like mock-up Oh Oh, there he is, okay That doesn't look anything like a fan art Oh There he is, okay

They get that lady with that camel lip Well, what does he do? What does the patriot do? Well, he has unique covers This is so this is so bad These guys have a real problem with just telling people anything about the comic book. I think because they just like don't know how to tell a story. So they don't even know, anytime anyone asks Flash like what's your comic about? He goes, oh, you know, it's Power Rangers. I love Power Rangers.

And like Nazis. And like, yeah, but why? In what way? I can't wait till that literature devil guy starts trying to defend whatever dogshit story this is in. Well, he like wrote it or something. He rewrote it. He's paid to argue on the internet with me. That's what Literature Devil, Flash paid him to edit this shit, which means, okay, now you have to put your name on it, so if these guys say the story sucks, then you go Argue with them right now. It's literature Devils fault

Now well, this is fascinating That's fine. And I gotta say look at it. Look at this a book of short stories posters Where the plushies where the yo-yos? This is a disaster. I gotta say on multiple levels. Okay. Okay, that's enough God, I can't wait. I need say on multiple levels. Okay, okay. That's enough God I can't wait for Hackemane. I need Hackemane to be fucking over It's gonna be great. I need it to be done. No matter how great it is. I need it to be fucking over It's true. It's just it's been it's just non-stop. It's too much use promo code biggest. It's too much. It's not too much It's very little. It's just gonna be fun And I just wanted to be- It's just a fucking nightmare. Easy. It's not a fucking nightmare.

Everything is a fucking nightmare. Everything's fine. Okay. You know what I do? Nothing. Nothing. I know that. Nothing. I know. I got it. I'm right there with you. Anytime something- People fucking me?. Anytime something happens I go, I know what Dick's opinion on this will be. Don't do anything. Just step away. Step away. Sure. That's it. Okay.

Nothing. Walk away from that shit. Got it. You'll feel better. I feel great. You don't need to feel great. You can just feel fine. No, I do feel great.

And I did walk away. And I talked to a guy and a guy told me, don't worry about the show. And he's, ah, to feel great. You can just feel fine No, I do feel great and I did walk away and I talked to a guy and a guy told me don't worry about the show And it's great. I feel great. Thanks for setting my mind at ease Okay, and I had to reach to someone outside of you because I can never get reached to me No, I can't I will never get I know why you think I will never get any assurance from you on anything Why I have I saved that for my family, Right. Why would I give that to you? Right. I mean, yeah. Why would you try to, you know, you do a show with a guy

and you make a bunch of money and you make everybody laugh? There you go. Done. Yeah. End. But when you can make that a smoother and easier process by talking to the guy, forget it. I know.

And I know. And I've accepted that. I don't go to you for things. Good. I didn't go to you. I didn't ask you. I didn't say, can you do something? I said, I'm not going to. Yeah. I don't go to you for things. Good. I didn't go to you. I didn't ask you. I didn't say, can you do something? I said, I'm not gonna...

I quit. Yeah, I said I quit. So what do you need? That's what you want, right? I didn't get pissed off until you said you're back. And that pissed you off more. Yeah. Why? It fucks with my emotions and my mental state. I can change my mind. But, keep in mind,

did I ask you to do anything? No. There you go, because I knew you wouldn't and I'm not asking you to. Yeah. Then I really would have been pissed off. Then you would have been really pissed off. Yeah. I think you should accept that this was a very big step in our relationship of me going, hey listen, I know I can't influence you one iota. So I'm going gonna tell you that as of this moment, I don't think I'm gonna do hackamania. And then I went to someone who is not you and they changed my mind.

And you didn't have to be involved with it at all. I did, I have to hear about it. Of course you have to hear about it because you're part of the show. You don't want me to inform you if I'm not gonna do the show. Don't you think you should be made aware of that? Uh-huh.

So I think I Did exactly what you have told me you want out of this relationship Which is to not? Go to you for any sort of support. I'm just on this next time just don't be there I'll I'll be it there and you're not there. I'll go okay. I guess he's not coming got it next time I will just go to you. How about that? I don think you'd I don't think you would enjoy that. No I prefer ghosting to anything. God. Even even pleasant conversations. So if I don't show if I just didn't show up at Hackamani you'd go well, I guess he's not coming.

Somehow I don't think that's how that would have played out. How do you think it would play out? I think you would have went wow what a shitty thing Vito has done. That's really shitty. He probably should have told me. You got me way wrong if that's what you think. I think I got you 100% right. I didn't call up and say, Hey, Dick, I need you to do XX and X.

I said, Hey, I don't feel like doing hackamania. It's not fun. Yeah, I said. It's unfun, you said. I said, It makes it hard for me to get excited if somebody's telling me that no matter what they're gonna come and fuck up my experience You just live in a world of constant excitement and fun like a wonder I think if I'm doing a comedy show and a lot of people are coming out to see the comedy show and see us Specifically, I think it'll be easier to do it knowing there's not a guy who's there

Specifically to fuck with me and try to ruin the show for me. That could cause- that could put a damper on things. But I've been told that I don't need to worry about it, so I won't worry about it. You do! Well- Melton's- Melton's lying. I trust Melton. Oh, he doesn't know-

Melton's my new dad. He doesn't know- he doesn't even know- Melton's my new comedy dad. Yeah, call- yeah, partner with him. Then you- then you'd you can be done with me. You guys should do a show. Dick, do you need me to find you a new co-host for this show? No, it's great.

I mean, it's good radio. It is good radio. And that's what's important. It's one of those classic comedy shows. You have to block him. Where like 10 years from now, we can just each go on our respective shows and complain about the other guy, right? Nah.

I wouldn't complain about you. No, because there's nothing to complain about when I'm not interacting with you. I don't think you have anything to complain about here. I did exactly what you wanted. You said don't involve me, so all I did was go, hey, here's what's going on. I didn't ask you to interject, I didn't tell you to do anything. I didn't say, hey, can you help or whatever. No, you just put me in a position where I gotta

either disappoint fans, figure out a show, or get involved. Yes, you would have had the actual. I gotta make choices. Well, I have to make choices of my own. Not really. What other percent I do? No, no.

I have to do what feels good to me. Your choices shouldn't make other people do choices What do you mean? I'm allowed to make choices. I would now that's called responsibility. You're not I think that it's perfectly fine Yeah, I think it's fine for me to say hey I need certain assurances if I'm gonna do this show and I got those assurances from somebody else All right, goodbye everyone, goodbye enjoyed the show I can't wait to read the comments it's gonna be great