The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 188

Episode Date: May 17, 2025

It doesn't really have a good transition, does it? I don't know. You don't know? You couldn't see it? I don't know how to- I don't know how to- Well, I heard it. Yeah, it sounds terrible. You heard it? No, I heard the audio immediately stop and then it cuts to us. Yeah, so it doesn't have a good transition. That's what I'm saying.

There might be a way to fade it. I don't know. Uh... Well, it's too late now. So I should stop playing Bellatro now? Is that what you're telling me? Is that what you're doing? Yeah, yeah, I gotta- That's what you're doing that what you're telling me? Is that what you're doing? Yeah, yeah, I gotta... That's what you're doing to gear up for a show? Is fucking around with Bellatro?

Well, I got this devil tarot card and I'm trying to figure out which card to turn into a gold card, because then I get three dollars when I score it. I knew it was going to be... I knew the show was going to be so much worse doing it remotely. And now I feel... Now I see that I was... I overestimated it. You're on! No, no, this is gonna be great. It's gonna be even it's gonna be even worser than I thought. I'm gonna be so I'm gonna be so excited from my Bellatro game that I'm gonna be like you know so excited for the show. Yeah. You know all the excitement of getting a big multiplayer.

I'm almost done. I got like a couple more. Alright, I'll put it down for now. How much time do you spend playing that game? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uh do you stream it? Right? Well yeah, the guys who get good at streaming games only stream the same exact type of game over and over because there's some guys who are like, Oh, I don't like Call of Duty. This is gay. And then you play Pilatro and they're like, I don't like Pilatro. This is gay. And you're like, alright man. So the only streamers that get popular are the guys who just play Fortnite every day or Minecraft.

So the reason why you couldn't be popular at streaming is because you want to play- I have too many- too great- why do- taste. Too many things that I enjoy. And the- stupid audience John Q public goes duh I only like one kind of game I don't want to watch two kinds of game I wish I was back to playing the other game I wish I could say that that was not true but it totally is if like not playing Mario then I just don't watch. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, OK, well, uh.

So I can't stream Bellatrum. I guess we should do the real theme song. Sure. OK. I don't know if it's going to be synced up at all, but we'll try. What do you mean? Well, because like I might hear it delayed. I'm not sure. How's that gonna

affect, like how much of a delay do you think there's gonna be? We're gonna find out I suppose. What if it's like two minutes? Do you remember when Ralph tried to do a karaoke show and it didn't work because he was playing the song on his end and the people were trying to sing over it on their end and it was like completely out of whack? Well you don't have to sing over this. Okay, well, I mean, I should try it. You don't even have to nod your head. You could just, you could not even listen.

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it'll be fine. Well, singing is like, you gotta be right on the beat and stuff. Right. You don't really have to be on the beat of a... But I have to say biggest problem in a particular, you know, style. You know, it's very important to the show.

It's one of the trademarks of the show. If we don't have that, some of the magic's gone. Yeah, I know how particular you are about being professionalism and stuff. It's good to be prepped. OK, well here, ready? Yeah. Okay, well here ready yeah All right biggest well you have problem asked when you should say Universe Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe the only show that ranks fuck, and I don't even have one

Unibre is the only show that ranks fuck and I don't even have one From paying to have your car fixed to Vito getting the stream nixed taken down by Sir Trollot I mean, HosticMash is with me as always Remotely. Hello. I don't even know where he is. He's live and on location. His Bellatro compound It's a good game. I really think you would enjoy it. You sold it to me like It was the most exciting thing in the world. Talk to Johnny about it. Johnny plays Bellatro. No, you misunderstand. I don't want to hear about it ever again, but... Watch a stream of it. Why would I? I don't know how to play it. Yeah, but you'd figure it out.

It's all about... The guy talks about what he's doing when he's playing it. It's like, I gotta get, you know, the red joker because that'll multiply all my Queens But I don't want to know how to play it All right, I don't want to I don't want to consume this content But you consume Mario speedruns you consume like other junk Video game trash why not this? Because you have to pay attention to Bellatro and it sucks? Because you have to pay attention to Bellatro, and it sucks you in.

You don't have to pay attention to Mario. You just look every once in a while, and they do a jump. That's true, you can turn around and you go, whoa, where'd you get that Joker from? Yeah. I missed a exciting buy. And I might want to play Bellatro,

and I don't want to do that. I have enough problems, I don't need to add gambling to them. You're not gonna have any time for video games soon, right? You're gonna have that kid. Oh, dude, can you believe they they delayed GTA 6? They really fucked everybody with a pregnant wife right now. You're not gonna get to play that. That's not happening. Ah, well, I was hoping to play it, you know, before... Whilst, yeah, before the kid pops out? No, before the kid could like, recognize violence.

Oh. But now I don't know. If it comes out in March, I'm like, Eh, you're kind of a little old to be watching me play GTA 6. Yeah. Because I'm going to be driving over all the pride rallies. You know? It's a good question. Like, I wonder what the youth who are exposed to their parents playing video games like what has happened there. It's fucked them up

what do you mean? But why? How? Like you can't I guess yeah maybe it has. You're not supposed to you're not supposed to let kids see murder and violence and no sexy women. Well the sexy women's okay because they they're never going to see that in real life. They'll think it's like a magical creature. Right. They're just too fat. But the murder and stuff, that's bad. Well, can't you just like pop the kid in the other room and then go murder?

I don't think you can. I think popping the kid in the other room is how you end up in jail. I said how you end up with a domer type situation. That's how you end up with a chenequa type situation. It's like my dad had to go murder virtual hookers and he put me in the other room every time. I said, how you end up with a dommer type situation. That's how you end up with a Shin-Equa type situation. My dad had to go murder virtual hookers and he put me in the other room every time. I don't know.

All I could hear was the screams through the walls. I feel like it's mostly fine because it's like cartoonish violence, but then every once in a while they're like pulling tea, they're torturing people and you're like doing the joystick to put car. That torture sequence really stuck with people, huh? From that last GTA? Well, it's jarring and you know it's you're like pulling teeth out with the

vibrator thing. Yeah I have a buddy who's like I can't play GTA and I'm like why? He's like because there's a part in the game where you have to rip a guy's teeth out and you can't skip it. Did you order? Did you say here's the attention you ordered? Yeah I know I was like come on man just like close your eyes have somebody else do it He's like no, I just I'm not okay with it. Did you see yeah taking a principled stand? Did you see Elon won't play it because it's violence against cops? Did he say that him and Miles Chungus were like sucking each other's dicks about who it's always been violence against cops What are you talking about? The whole series has always been

The cops are chasing you and you get a rocket launcher and kill cops What do you mean? The cops aren't good in that game They're not- No, they're like corrupt fucked up cops They're not like law abiding, back the blue fucking guys Yeah, they run over people too Like if you drive through a hospital, the cops will chase you through a hospital

They're not good guys Like if you drive through a hospital, the cops will chase you through a hospital. They're not good guys. That's uh, man, we're reaching a weird pathetic level of politics with the grandstanding and the... Just saying shit I know you don't actually believe. Like uh, you saw the numbers this week? What numbers? Like radio numbers? 4 6 8 7 Oh 86 47 86 47 Yeah, call me if you go to prison for that. like radio numbers? Four six eight seven. Oh eighty six forty seven. Eight six four seven.

Yeah, call me to go to prison for that. Everyone's gotta pretend. You should go to prison too for laughing like that. Yeah, I should go to prison. One of the Crashland scene brothers said the Secret Service came to his house or something. Don't send them to prison because they'll like getting fucked in the ass too much. They'd have a good time. They'd have a good time getting ass fucked by black guys.

So I gotta pretend eighty six-47 is the scariest. No you're not supposed to pretend. I guess because the left did all the dog-whizzle stuff where it's like, oh you put 88 in your profile because of this, blah blah blah. So now everyone's playing numerology to fuck with each other. No because we know that, we know that that means someone killed, killed Trump. That's what he was saying. No, it doesn't! Why would it mean that? Because that's what you guys have been doing for 10 years, trying to kill Trump. What are you talking about? Well, I didn't try. That one kid tried.

He fucking aimed a little, or I had a whole different world, but... I saw Hutch saying on Twitter that when you get 86'd from a bar, it means that they want to kick you out. Does that mean every bouncer wants to kill you? And I immediately thought of like 12 times I've been kicked out of a bar and the bouncers in the street screaming at me that he hopes I wreck my car and die in a car accident that night. And I'm like, yeah, it think it does mean that, Hutch. People are saying, guys, are you hearing my fan or something?

Why? How's my audio? Oh, don't ask chat that. Well, I don't know. They're never gonna, what are they gonna, just tell me what they're saying. I don't know, that's why I'm asking them to tell me if there's something wrong with my audio.

You just stopped and asked if there was something wrong for no reason? No I saw people mention it. Well don't ask, they love that. Well I'm, I don't know. See? It's fine, sounds fine. Sounds good to me. Who are you, who are you paying attention to? You're just not a fucking, you know, you're in a shitty mic, that's it.

Okay, well I just changed, I just changed my audio settings, is it better or worse? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH I don't know man. I just, okay. What did you change your audio settings? What are you talking about? I turned it off that automatically. Your fan sounds horrible. Does it actually? Yes. you have a fan on yeah yeah amazing what's supposed to knock it out what's supposed to knock it out the the filters how do you think what do you think it's magic he thinks it's magic where did he go Jesus Christ well I don't normally I have like a filter on it that's fine. I gotta figure out how to do that. A filter cannot filter your fan out. Just FYI. Yes it does. No. Absolutely. No no no. It's whenever I record YouTube videos and nobody's bothered by it. But I think that's because it's routed through OBS and OBS has noise suppression built into it. Yeah, okay.

Here was last week's results. What was it, three weeks ago? Yeah. Last time we did a show, trucks are too big, cafe regulations, citation needed, not having a car guy and terrorism haters. There you go. Jaegerbomb says the Vito Collins show was funny with gay sex and N-words. Did you get N-worded?

Uh, yeah, at least once. Yeah? Did you get gay sexed? I, uh... Somebody tried to... What the fuck is... What is going on? What?

I'm adjusting things. Why didn't you do that all day today? Well, I didn't know that the... Now how is it? Because now I turned on the setting... I don't know, I have my audio all the way down. I have reduced mic background noise on. No, just don't have anything on in the background

How's it sound Test one one two hey, how's yeah, yeah, it sounds fine. It sounds fine. Okay, it sounds good So that's with a fan on? Yes Okay, otherwise, I'm gonna be sweating the whole fucking time. It's so hot in here. You don't have air? No, except for that.

The air conditioner. You don't have an air conditioner? I have an air conditioner, but it has a fan. Oh my god. That's the sound of the air conditioner. Oh Jesus. Okay. Amy says, why not post the Colin special?

Why did Vito take his shirt off? Why does he have so many boxes that you can't see the walls? Many questions to be answered. I didn't watch the Colin special, so I don't know if there's any highlights or things you want to say about it. Yeah, why do you have all those boxes? You know, just collecting up all the... those are all the consoles I gotta get rid of. Oh, okay.

They're in boxes? Yeah, well each of them is tested and has the cords with it and the controller and everything. Okay, um, I had a, uh, I saw that there was a bunch of comments on the last episode, but the video no longer exists, so I didn't happen to grab any of them I don't know or any of them did you? Any of the comments from the what? The last episode we had I noticed that it mysteriously disappeared I don't know Didn't mysteriously disappear. I didn't happen to grab any of the comments from that.

Well there's comments on the the re-uploaded one that one's up. I looked I looked but they were mean, so I don't know. Yeah there's a lot of mean comments lately. Man what are you gonna do? The hackamania comments were nice though. Well the bad comment was the one saying I'm gonna report your channel to Patreon and YouTube and then I said okay I guess I should edit that video out of the stuff. So, somebody was an asshole and, you know, was trying to get our stuff taken down. Oh yeah. You made it pretty easy for them.

I don't know what the fucking rules are. I don't know. You can't say... shy away from rape in the future. Sexual innuendo topics. That's not, that's not innuendo. Say only rape. You have to say grape. Don't say that. Nah. Well that's what they say, right?

Don't try. Don't try to do it. You'll lose the channel. I'm just saying like, isn't that what all the kids do now? Is they say like, you know, he's unalived. Yeah, but they're not saying like, I'm gonna grape you. They're saying, they're talking about it in general is so bad Okay, just fair enough. Yeah, I learned I learned something about YouTube today. Oh, that's good

I'm always learning well hackamania was fun if you went if you just watched it online Sorry, cuz live podcasts always look like shit when you watch well our set was pretty good The one thing people said was it's too bad the audience wasn't mic'd because we got we got some good laughs because live podcasts always look like shit when you watch them. Well, our set was pretty good. The one thing people said was, it's too bad the audience wasn't miked, because we got some good laughs. Oh, they were miked? Were they? Not very loud, though. It seemed accurate.

Yeah. The parts I listened to. It seemed just like we were back there. Well, we got glowing reviews. People seemed to enjoy the show. You were also on, what, My Little Piggy? Or which other show were you on? That was a long time ago.

Yeah. No, no. I mean, at Hackamania, did you do a different show? Oh, at Hackamania. Yeah, I was on a couple of those shows at Hackamania. So people can find those on YouTube. Everything from Hackamania, I think people have uploaded to their respective channels.

So they can find that now. You want to get to the problems, Thund? You want to do a little special segment? Okay, do you have something? Here, I'll play it. Yeah, I have a little... Let me get you a... Let me get you a thing. Exciting. Could you have... I don't know what you have set up. No, I could find one.

I could have done this while you were fixing your fan, but... Well, I don't know. Alright, here's uh... Tell me if you've heard this one. Please vote it out I don't think so. Maybe. I don't know. At biggest problem dot show Or I'll kill your fucking family.

I'll sneak it through the window and slit your wife's throat. So vote. Barely nailed the falsetto there. Wow! Wow! Thank you, Junkie King. Who was that? There you go.

Well guys, welcome to Vote It Up, the exciting segment where we talk about some past stuff. You know what's cool about this StreamYard setup is now I get to like bring in media and stuff. Alright. That's the other thing I thought was going to be horrible. It's me trying to present clips in a way or else? Just videos, videos, like, oh god, I fucking hate watching videos. But that's my favorite thing is videos.

I love... I know, I hate it. Let me see... Oh. It's the fiddling around with it that's the worst part, because you don't want to get where you're going. Well guys, from episode 19, this is an old one, the problem arouse of Seth Rogan who everyone really doesn't like. Seth Rogan is in our top 10 problems

for some reason. Because he sucks. Yeah he really does like I don't was there ever a point in time where we liked Seth Rogan? Me? No. Yeah he like yeah I think maybe when Freaks and Geeks was out, the other guy seems like a relatable guy, but now he's like... I hated everyone who talked about that show. Seth Rogen to me is a guy who's like straddling the line between I'm just like a laid-back normal dude and I'm obviously every Hollywood douchebag ever, you know. You remember when he messaged, wasn't he messaging Dankula being like, hey are you Jewish? I don't think you're allowed to make jokes about the Jews, man.

That's not cool, man. Yeah. You're like, OK, Seth Rogen. I think that about sums it up for Seth Rogen. Well, for those of you who hate Seth Rogen, you must really be hating Call of Duty Black Ops 6, which now features a new in-game skin based on Canadian comedian and actor Seth Rogen.

I didn't realize he was Canadian. The Black Ops 6 Blaze of Glory event, Dick, if you can add this tab to the screen, is celebrating all things cannabis. Isn't that cool? Weed culture. Let's take a look. Featuring Seth Rogen! This is nice! Alright, let's call this duty! Kaboom! Hey man, where am I? Oh my god, this game is intense! Wow, look at all the weed stuff you can unlock, Dick!

This is exciting! You can get a weed stuff, Dick. This is exciting. You can get a weed gun. You can get a weed armor. And there he is. Okay. I love this job. What is happening? Why would anyone want this? At all. It's so weird.

It's like... Did you ever play Call of Duty? Were you ever a Call of Duty guy? No, I suck at those games. The shooting ones where you gotta run around and shoot people. I'm not any good at them. I hate them. But what's interesting is like when they came out, they were like maybe the tiniest bit, like you know Hollywood action set pieces of like okay this is a little over the top and a little exaggerated, but they're kind of like serious, like When Modern Warfare came out, it's like, oh my god This is like terrorists and nuclear war and whatever else and now it's all just zombies and Seth Rogen and pot-smoking

And you're like, oh that kind of sucks. We can't take anything seriously, huh? Oh, it's it's they've ruined the seriousness of the Modern Warfare video game for you I mean at least the Modern Warfare, I mean like They were like good Tom Clancy kind of political thrillers in a way. It was like interesting. Did you play them? Yeah, yeah, they were fun. Yeah, well what are you supposed to do after you do like one nuclear bomb?

Like just go do it again? Yeah, I guess so. I don't know man. They gotta put zombies and stuff in there. Anyway, those games were pretty badass and now it's just everything's become... I guess it's also the Fortniteification of everything. Is that everything just puts everything in...

All the characters gotta be in there. You see Fortnite has AI Darth Vader in it now? Yeah, that's my problem tonight. Oh, okay. Then I'll save that. It's very bizarre. Anyway guys, if you hate Seth Rogen, enjoy your Call of Duty Black Ops 6 being ruined and go vote it up. Number 10 with 1765 up votes. One more for you, Dick. Now this was when I brought

in from episode 98, I said there's not enough Hitler movies. Okay, Hitler obviously an interesting individual, maybe more media around him would be enjoyable for the public. And I think I was right because Kanye West's new anti-Semitic song has amassed millions of views. Oh, by the way, you can't play that here. I don't know if you need to be told that, but yeah. We can do like a rendition of it though, right? No.

Ninja Hall. We can only say how much it sucks. It's not even a good song. That's my favorite cope for... It's pretty good. The emo version of it that I heard was pretty good. West, who lost his lucrative Yuzi brand contract with Adidas after a series of vile anti-Semitic rants Glorifies Adolf Hitler in his new song titled Hail Hitler. Does he glorify Hitler in the song?

No, actually he says that because he can't see his kids and he likes his wife He likes to watch his wife getting fucked. That's why he's hailing Hitler and everyone hates him and calls him a Nazi Yeah, see I felt like the song was like very yeah It's like really pouty and petulant. Yeah, but it was kind of like, like he's not actually saying hail Hitler. He's like, oh, you're calling me a Nazi? Well, you know what? HH, buddy. Yeah, fine. I guess I am a Nazi.

Yeah. Which is not, that's not glorifying. He doesn't say like, and I love that Hitler guy in the song. That's not part of it. Yeah, the Jews really bid on that bait hard. Which which bait the Kanye's Heil Hitler song, like he floated out there and everyone's like, oh, yeah, that's that's funny. Like, yeah, I get it. Sucks to not have your kids.

And the Jews just really went for it. They should have just let it be on all the platforms. It probably would have just been like, yeah, that's Kanye. He's crazy. But instead now it's like, yeah, that's Kanye, he's crazy. But instead now it's like, oh dude, you can't even listen to it. So that really is like remixes and what not. Yeah, well, I mean, obviously you can find it anywhere. But they're scrambling, like people keep uploading cover versions of it to Spotify and they're ripping it down.

Yeah. I thought his new swastika is pretty cool, by the way. Did you see that? Uh, no. When I, when I posted it, or I don't know, I posted was pretty cool, by the way. Did you see that? No. When I posted it, or I don't know, I posted something about it when it came out. And my favorite commenter is the guy coming in explaining why Kanye's not a good rapper anymore, or why he's not using the right ad.

Oh, if Kanye was rapping like he was in 2010, then this would be good. But now he's chosen the ad fact. I'm like, bro, he Kanye was rapping like he was in 2010, then this would be good. But now he's chosen the affect. I'm like, bro, he's saying, hail Hitler. Like, that's all, None of that shit you're saying matters, you fucking nerd. Get out of here. Guys who like try to analyze rap are like really interesting

because they're always like, well, you know, the bars here, you know, and the rhythm he breathes, it really brings a sort of Brooklyn style vibe with more of a West Coast, and you're like, it's just a black guy rhyming over a beat. It's not like, you know, some guys do it fast, some guys do it slower than fast. Yeah.

I don't know, man. I don't know how you analyze rap. I've never asked someone to do it. Like I've asked someone to tell me why this painting is famous, or like, well, what's this, why is this musician so famous? I never have once asked for an analysis of rap and somehow I've gotten more of that than anything else. Anytime you read any music review it's kind of like, you're like, how do you review music?

I remember trying to read like Pitchfork and they're like, oh, the eloquent tones don't match up to the pre- and I'm like, who cares like who cares just say yeah this song one's good song two kind of sucks Song three's got like a good beat Album seven out of ten like that's it. That's the most you could say about music Yeah, cool guitar on track four. That's it. That's cool. That's the extent of music criticism Anyway guys right now Our boy is being held back because they're trying to stop these great hitler movies. There is an associated music video our boys being held back because they're trying to stop these great hitler movies there is an associated music video uh which you should check out and if you if you believe in the problem of

not enough hitler movies currently number 351 with 241 up votes don't forget to vote it up I'll sneak it out At biggest problem dot show Or I'll kill your fucking family I'll sneak it through the window And slit your wife's throat That guy really nailed it So vote See if you're gonna rape anybody again, sing it.

Yeah, that's true. Put it in a song. Don't rap it. Like, Eminem did that, right? Didn't Eminem always talk about he was gonna do stuff? Yeah, you could rape anybody you want. You just gotta sing it. Don't tempt me, sir. Um, okay. So wait, did you won, I think? I think my problem sucked. Yeah, I won Let me find my my problem. All right. My problem is

What the hell is wrong with me? What the hell Is wrong with me? This is a general for everyone or just you it could be anybody you ever have that buddy You ever have that feeling? What the hell is falling apart? What the hell is wrong with me? No, I've never experienced that. Everything about my health is tip-top. Well, I know what's wrong with you. That's the difference. That's different. What the hell is wrong with me? But you know what's wrong with you? I don't know. What are boobs like? I don't know. What's a vagina? I don't know what our boobs like I don't know. What's a vagina? I? Don't know like you've been feels like you've been going through a lot lately

You know how expensive it is to not find out what's wrong with you? But now what's happening? Yeah a lot of money to not find answers. Yeah, I know how much that I don't know how much it costs to find out. What's wrong with me. I know how much it costs to find out Not what's wrong to not find out what's wrong with me. Yeah, how much it costs to find out, not what's wrong, to not find out what's wrong with me. Yeah, that was a Norm MacDonald joke for you. It costs about two grand. I mean, it seems like it's gonna cost more. Are you going back to the doctor?

I figure at some point I'll just kill myself. Oh no. It can't cost that much more than two. I'm just gonna dress up like my dog and go to the vet. They spread the doctors out too. cost that much more than two. I'm just going to dress up like my dog and go to the vet. They spread the doctors out too. So you think you just have one deductible, but they spread them out between facial surgery and doctor.

And so you're like, oh, I thought I hit this deductible already. Oh, no? OK. Well, I'm sure you need this. You're getting railed from all sides. Yeah, I'm sure you need this. You're getting railed from all sides. Yeah, I'm sure you need this 300 bucks more than I do, right? Dude, you gotta get the itemized hospital bill, you know,

that, well, I guess you're not really hospitalized. What is, what is the hell is that? That sounds like. There's a hack that whenever they give you like a bill, you're supposed to go, yeah, can you itemize it? And usually when you ask them to do that, they end up dropping like 500 bucks off it, because they realize they have to actually

justify the charges. I don't think that that is a real thing. It probably... No, people say to try it. Um, I don't think that the... Also if you can grab the doctor's gun, he has to give you free health care. His gun or his gum? Either one, actually. His gun.

The gum's easier to grab, but if you get I done you have all the power. I might do that I might go ahead and grab that Grab that cop's gun there. Have you thought about grabbing a screwdriver and gouging your ears out? Yeah. Yeah that that that was the first thing I thought to do. Yeah and then I had the thought of well if I do that, I'm just gonna wake up and Ironically, it will still be there. The ringing list, everything will still be there. I know exactly how it's going to. I told my wife when I went in for the allergy test

at the beginning of the week, she's like, well, you know, there's that. And I try not to be too cynical. And I said, well, I'm prepared for that to all come back negative. Sure enough. Have you gotten back the allergy results? Yeah, it's negative.

So you're not allergic to anything? I don't know. She said, well, you might be allergic just up your nose. And I said, oh, okay, then why don't you test? Shove something up my nose. I've never had a problem with that before. So maybe it'll finally help me one time." She goes,

Oh no, I can't do that. That's another, you gotta set an appointment to have someone shove something up your nose. I said, Oh, okay. Is it a nose problem? I don't know. I don't think- Dude, you should get the cranial balloon.

I have that! I got that. Wait, you got that? Yeah, that was part of my two grand. I bought, oh man, I just buy, buy buy I went on reddit fix my- well you buy your own? Or you went to a guy? I don't know it's a thing you blow into with your nose what are you talking about? I'm talking about cranial facial release hold on let me present a clip here oh anyway everybody that's why we're doing the show remote I just

can't I don't know what's going on with my hearing so I'm assuming it's everything. Here watch this this is what you need. I apologize because I know it's gonna be shitty. You said watch this and then you put it up. No, you have to put the thing on the screen. Great. Okay, perfect. Watch this. Okay, so what I'm going to do now.

You gotta go to this guy. Close this up and I'm going to give a little bit of pressure. So you're going to start to feel a little bit of pressure there. Okay, tell me when you can feel that. Yep. Kind a little bit of pressure. So you're gonna start to feel a little bit of pressure there. Okay, tell me when you can feel that kind of little bit of discomfort. Is that a little bit intense now or how does that feel? Why are we watching this? I thought this was the one

that's really violent and aggressive. Cause usually there's one where they just inflate the balloon super quick and just guy goes, ah, his whole face readjusts. Here's my problem. quick and just guy goes AHHHH and his whole face readjusts. Here's my problem. 30 million Americans are affected by rare diseases. How about that? They don't know what the hell is wrong with them. Yeah. Of these 25 million have conditions that are undiagnosed. One in 10? One in 11? Wow! Isn't that crazy?

Well I would think, wouldn't everybody have something that's undiagnosed? You don't go to the doctor all the time. Well everybody isn't sick. Everybody's sick in some way. Okay. I mean you got something going on. Like what, you're ugly? Oh yeah, that could be it.

You got diagnosed with that? I mean is this like, does this not include physical ailments, you know, you might have like a Crap, I don't think having like a sore thumb counts. They're like, okay tired That does you're the one who brought in finger pain as the biggest problem in the universe So that's not you can't diagnose finger pain. That's right this is a rare diseases, and I have a list of them though. 300 million people worldwide.

So six percent of the, three to six percent of the whole world. Wow, and they're like even in India where they're like swimming around in shit and stuff. How about that? Wait, in India they're undiagnosed? Yeah, they're diagnosed as Indian. Yeah, well then you definitely have some sort of sickness just from eating the fucking food.

Uh, medically unexplained physical symptoms, they call it MUPS. Between 15 and 30 percent of all primary care consultations involve symptoms without a clear medical explanation. So they're just wasting everybody's time with this shit. I mean, but isn't the clear medical explanation that you've been going to all these allowed events and loud bars and No music loudly no, I don't go to loud if you know First of all I don't go to very many loud things secondly. You don't wake up one day and have like deafening Ringing in your ears whenever somebody gets tinn it's usually because they went to something loud.

I don't go to loud shit. I don't know. What do you mean I don't know? Why did you say it? Because I assumed, like, because Shatner got it from fucking... Shatner got it from an explosion. ...a set of Star Trek. Yeah. I don't go around any explosions nearby.

No. No. You gotta- you gotta read- I think Shatter has like a book or something or like a- like a talking series about dealing with tinnitus. Why the fuck would I wanna read that? Cause, you know, if he made it through, he uh, you know, and he went on to make TJ Hooker and all that other great stuff. The noise isn't- the noise isn't bad, the pain is the bad part. Wait, is it actual physical pain? Yeah, why do you think I'm doing this? I thought it was just like,

well, cause when I hear tinnitus, it's like noise. No, it's like stabbing pain, constant stabbing pain. Well, that's horrible. Yeah, it sucks. Well, why would I know that? I don't know. I'm learning all this. Fibromyalgia and irritable bowel syndrome fall under this. Alright. 16% blah blah blah blah blah. Mystery unexplained physical symptoms. How about that? What the hell is wrong with me? I don't know. That's why you're getting a remote show today. I'm sorry buddy.

That sucks. I know it does suck. So how many doctors have you been to so far? How many doctors have you seen so far? I mean like are they running tests on anything else right now? Five. Not really. They have no idea what else to test for?

No. And I can't drink. Why can't you drink? Because I gotta assume that the drinking is making it worse. Why do you have to assume the drinking is making it worse? Because drinking is not good for you! What if drinking makes it better? I thought that, but then I'm like,

that's the disease talking. I know how to recognize the devil. Yeah, but it's the same either way, you might as well be drunk through it. No, that's not good either. That could be beneficial. Uh, now. Ear pain is pretty big. I was getting ear infections a lot, which is obviously not comparable to what you've got going on, but yeah, it's horrible. What were you doing? Why why were you getting ear infections? Sometimes I just put stuff in my ears. That's what I was thinking see what I can fit later Yeah, well, that's why I have everybody. That's why I have q-tips everywhere. Everybody was thinking for the cats. It's literally not like I'm

Horribly paranoid about having any amount of moisture in my ears Cuz that's what leads to ear infections, so I'm constantly cleaning out my ears because I don't want to get an ear infection. Because there was like a year where I just kept getting ear infections and they were like horrible. I don't know what the fuck was going on. In your current apartment? Yeah. Oh.

Wow. Do you have one of those ear cameras? I do. That's why I bought it was to see what the fuck was going on inside my ears. What's going on in there? Anything good? One time when I had like an ear infection I looked and it was like bumpy in there so but it wasn't like yeah there was like weird bumps from the I guess from the infection I don't know. That's fucking gross man. It was pretty gross yeah like all the skin inside was like bumpy and weird I looked diseased. Yeah I kinda want to get an ear infection so I can look in.

It is cool that ear camera, but I was disappointed that I didn't have like a shit ton of earwax to scoop out of there. Yeah. Because I watched the videos where they have like a shit ton. I'm like, oh, that'd be fun. My wife got nothing on hers, but mine was like full of gold. I was like, oh. Really?

Yeah, it was awesome. Did you scrape it? Oh, yeah, man. Did you have to scrape the attachment? Yeah. Oh, man, I'm so jealous of you. I went in there I couldn't get nothing. It said high score. I was like there's nothing in here. High score, good job. Digging the gold out man.

Alright. There you go. So you're never gonna get better and that's it. I don't know. I hope so. Does it ebb and flow between days? Is like some days it's worse than others, I assume? It's better- it's better on day, uh, 21 than it was on day one. Okay, so it's like- it seems to be getting a little better?

Yeah, when did I get this shit? The 20- let's see, 7... 8... Oh yeah, that was a long time ago. Uh... yeah, three weeks ago. It's better today than it was three weeks ago. So, let's see. I don't know. I need to jack off more or less. I don't know which one. Yeah, you should try a bunch of different stuff. When I had the ear infection, man, I was pouring olive oil in my ears because apparently it's like an old wives,

I don't know, like one of those old remedies. But it actually did help. Did it make you hungry? For the olive oil that was inside my ear? Yeah, I grabbed a little piece of bread, you know, suck it up. I tried putting basalt and vinaigrette in the other ear. For some reason, it wasn't as good.

Didn't help as much. Oh, that's cool. Tried making a salad but not too good. Did you do it over a salad? Try pouring olive oil in your ears you might like it. I'm not pouring shit in my ears. Actually it might actually pour olive oil in your ear. It like lubricates the whole ear. Oh it does? Yeah, cause it's oil. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. It might deafen the pain. You know, I'll try it. If it's not better by next week, I'll give it a shot. Look it up. I'm not gonna look it up cause I don't wanna be told not to do it by the AI. Yeah, that's true. I don't think the AI would tell you not to do it, it's just oil.

That's all it does. That's the whole point of the AI, it just says don't do it. Talk to a health professional. Oh really, if you've been asking AI what to do about your shit. I'm trying to figure it out Yeah, I don't I don't go to AI for that because I assume it's gonna lie and try to kill me. Oh really? Well, yeah, cuz like doesn't it make up fake sources and shit Yeah, yeah, so like who knows I'd be like, oh like oh hey I got like this blister on my thumb and they'd be like oh yeah just cut the fucking thumb off you're gonna die and I would believe it cuz it's a robot and it knows best okay it's my turn yeah wait let me play the sound okay go ahead all right dick well we

went to Las Vegas yeah or hackamania and we stayed at, what was it, the Plaza Hotel. It's a beautiful Plaza Hotel, man. The air conditioners, it's amazing, they renovated the whole hotel, but they kept the original air conditioners in the room from 1963. Did you know that? Yeah. Very cool. Is that what that was?

The air conditioner was good. The air conditioner is loud as a dump truck. It doesn't have like, gradations, so it's either full fan or no fan. It's just incredible, incredible. I actually ripped the mattress off my bed and put it right in front of the air conditioner. It felt real good. Because then it was just blasting me, dude. I just dragged the mattress over to the corner of the room.

What? You needed the air that bad? Yeah, I left it like that. Okay. I'm sure the maids can get that mattress back on. Who cares? Throw it away. Throw it away.

Oh my God, I was basking in that AC. So I'm walking around the Plaza Hotel and I told you I've been watching that guy's videos, that Jay Fructuctose the guy who Does the advantage play slots where he checks these slot machine to see if it's gonna pay out. Oh, yeah Yeah, so I was doing that I was like, yeah, maybe this one and then it's like this one has nine money balls locked I'm like, okay, and I played it and I won like a hundred bucks Okay, and I'm like, ah cool and then I went to a different slot machine and I played it I won like a hundred bucks. Okay. And I'm like, ah, cool. And then I went to a different slot machine and I played it I won like a hundred bucks. I ended up, I think I ended up at the end of the trip up like 300 bucks just by going to random slot machines and fucking around and playing some crap. Big winner, wow.

And uh, it felt pointless. It was a complete waste of time and I didn't enjoy any of it. You didn't enjoy winning money? No, gambling is terrible. It sucks. Yeah. What's the point of winning money? What is the point? Well, no, that's not the part of the bad part about gambling is losing the money. Yeah, exactly. So you're always risking the chance you're going to lose the money. And then even when you win the money, it's like, well, what do you do with the money? Well, you can, you can buy bonds. You can use it and you can lose it elsewhere doing something else. When you treat yourself like a nice new mattress or a better room or something. You never achieve because you're never gonna look maybe you get like lucky maybe one of these gamblers you win like a

big amount but it seems like with gambling it's like you win enough to go yeah whatever. Okay. Man you're upsetting Uh, the one thing I've always wanted to have at Vegas is like, the one, the guy at Blackjack who went on like a run and won like 20 grand, you know? Yeah. And everyone's screaming and then they're telling the story the next day. I've always been really jealous of that.

You wanna be that guy? Yeah, I want that experience. Why? I would pay for that experience. Because it's like, because everyone's going nuts! But it's nothing you influenced. Like, there's no way to take pride in that. It's just you chose to sit at a table. Yeah, I mean that's pretty much everything though.

Randomly. I don't feel like that responsible for my normal accomplishments in life. So it's, that's pretty good. But I do! Like, again, if my stocks go up, I go like, yeah, because I chose that stock. Yeah, that's dangerous. You shouldn't think that.

I'm very smart and good at picking things. No, no, no, you're not. What are you talking about? I'm doing pretty good. That's what everybody thinks. I know. You know what? Do you want that experience where everyone's yelling

and going, oh, shit, that guy. And they're all jealous of you because you're winning something. I want that experience where everyone's like yelling and going oh shit that guy They're all jealous of you because you're winning so I had that experience me and did you see me and tooky were? Gambling or whatever how much did you win? Like a hundred bucks, and it's not completely pointless. That's not the same thing though. That's like nothing Okay, I've won before I've won like a grand one time playing I started trying the online gambling or whatever And I played a slot machine. I won like a grand Yeah, and I just fed it back into the slot machine because what do you do? You just stop? Well slots are boring

All of its boring. I mean I don't know I guess I kind of like craps cuz it's like how long can you go before you hit a seven? But even then that's craps for ya. It's only fun. Yeah, it's at the end of a game of craps, you're like, ah cool, I'm up 15 bucks, 100 bucks. Well, I don't know man, what is it, you and Tookie at like 2 in the afternoon doing slot machines with each other? Yeah, you wanna, did you see the video? You wanna see us gambling? No, I don't wanna see that video. I'm bored of even the description.

That doesn't sound like fun the way you're saying it no, it's not it's all completely useless I just I don't know How people enjoy gambling what's your problem? My problem is gambling it sucks gambling. Yeah. Yeah, what is the what is the point of it? Well, it's like thrilling because you're risk You're like it's kind of like a death. Like you're like risking all this time that you've spent of your life

to like buy yourself more time. So it's like dangerous. But it feels like you could do that in other ways that are way more interesting. Like games of skill are interesting, you know? A poker? Where you're gonna like have, well, I guess maybe poker.

Yeah, poker is a little bit of skill. Those guys are such douchebags though. The poker guys are douche, yeah, well, they have to be douchebags because they have to gamify the game or whatever. I guess I'm just like, I'm in Vegas. I'm like, well, all of this looks kind of fun. But then I know what the actual experience is.

The experience is I sit down, I put the money in, and I either lose all the money and I feel bad or I win some amount of money and Go yeah. All right. I guess I'll put that in the stack of money. I already have yeah And then what you'd like dream about maybe I'll hit the the grand. I'll hit the 250k. It's just a dream Well, why are you doing it? Cuz I'm in Vegas. What else are you going to do in the fucking casino? I don't know, you could go to the Mob Museum. And because Jay Fructose told me that I can get a slight edge by counting the money balls

in fucking Chinese checker nonsense 2000. Yeah, but you love gambling. You watch it on YouTube and stuff. Well, the gambling I like is the gambling on the what not app, because I at least win magic cards. And then I go, oh, good. That's a physical product. OK, that I actually can apply. I'm like, oh, cool. That's something I have.

It's not just more money to gamble more with. I guess I like, you know, like in Japan, they have Pachinko and you like win cool. I like arcades, I guess you win like prizes. Well, yeah, the toys. No, we know that. Yeah, but I'm saying- If you could wager like Funko Pops and G.I. Joe is at the Blackjack table. But you know what it is? You know what it is? When it's like Christmas, would you rather get money or like a gift?

Money. Yeah, see you're a jaded old man, so that's what you say. But if you ask like a kid who's excited about the spirit of Christmas, Yeah. they don't just want money They want like a get like something tangible like exciting, you know Well, so you should do like your own casino with toys You could bring in sure bring in a toy bring in some Pokemon cards and then the dealer puts up some Pokemon cards

And I mean that is kind of what's it going on on that stupid app. I don't know man It's just like I have I recorded all the videos of my jackpot. I hit a bunch of jackpots. I kept winning like 100 bucks out of these fucking things. Yeah. And I just like I felt nothing. It's like all the other buzz saws. Maybe maybe you'll get all the gold houses from the pigs.

I'm like, yeah, probably not, though. It's like, you got like 100 bucks. It's like the most. This is the most obnoxious gambling story ever. Like you won three hundred dollars and you're having an existential crisis over it. Cause what am I gonna do with $300? What do I do with that? Pay some of my rent?

Nintendo games? Yeah, pay your rent. Have a nice steak dinner. It's free money. My rent just went up. So, yeah, great. I guess every time I win money I go, well who cares? It just goes down the endless hole that is my life.

It doesn't go anywhere fun. It pays taxes. You're winning the ability to pay your taxes basically. It's like, oh good, I can pay some of my taxes. Yeah, taxes are a disincentive to work. You're right. Money is not fun, I guess. That's the biggest problem is money's not fun.

Money's not fun, I guess. That's the biggest problem is money's not fun. Money's not fun. Yeah, and gambling rewards you with money, which is not fun. You can't buy toys with it? Something? They should like, you should unlock like, special stuff in the casino, you know? Well, they have that if you win enough. Yeah. You get it for free. You get a room and stuff. It's true. If you gamble long enough you get a bunch of free stuff.

Okay. Maybe that's what I should have done. It just kept going. Did you gamble at all or no? No, I hate gambling. Why do you hate gambling? Because I don't like losing money. Yeah, losing money sucks. Sucks. It's fucking pointless.

You know what, that's the other part about gambling is winning money does not feel as good as losing money, I don't think. Yeah, that's true. I'd like to get the psychology of that. I think losing 50 bucks feels infinitely worse than getting 50 bucks. The psychology of that is most people agree with that, except for like 10% of people who are gambling addicts and that all sports gambling and gambling preys on them.

On their mental function. The guys who the big win really just like makes it all worth it. Yeah they just get like crazy dopamine hits for winning money. I mean obviously like yeah when I was like on a run at craps there was like a minor dopamine hit but when I'm looking at the numbers I I'm going, OK, I'm up like 100 bucks. I mean, yeah, I could have risked like $1,000 a hand, but I'm not retarded. I guess that's the thing is like you either have to be insanely

risky for gambling to mean anything. Like you have to just be betting insane amounts. Yeah. Because otherwise, the dopamine hit is nothing. And yeah, so I guess the guys who are betting $500 a hand or Chasing the high and maybe that's what I should try doing. I remember the first time I went to Vegas I was betting like the $5 a hand Table because they didn't have anything smaller and that was like a big deal. I was like, oh my god. This is like

This is all quick. Yeah, this is like minimum wage of Jesus Christ This is like 20 minutes of work here. 30 30 minutes of work after taxes. I did have fun playing the mechanical ponies. Did you see I uploaded a live stream to our problem channel and everybody was mad and said, what is this bullshit? And I said, guys, you shouldn't be uploading that shit. You should be put that on like Vito to or something.

It was part of Hackamania. It was all the people of Hackamania. Coofs in the video. It's like a tour de force of all your favorite Biggest Problem characters. It's just IRL shit. It's that IRL streaming shit. Don't watch it. Don't click on it.

It's just for people who are up at that point in time and they're going, oh, they're in Vegas. Here's what's going on. I never understand that. Just don't fucking click on it. Nah, it's annoying. You get something that you're not used to seeing and then you reminds you that you didn't get What you wanted you're like, ah fuck this

Well in that video if you skip ahead like an hour I end up at the D playing the mechanical pony game Uh-huh, they're the only casino that still has that thing. Have you seen that? Yeah, I've seen that game We feed it takes quarters So I was feeding quarters into it. I was screaming at everybody else their horses were dog shit. That was fun Okay guy across from me is like 2-4 2-4 like fuck 2-4 1-3 1-3 That's the gambling I could enjoy like a like a team sport of script like I like They have a digital blackjack with an Asian lady dealer Oh, you know just made by like Konami or something

Yeah And like when I lose I can yell racial slurs at her and I don't get kicked out of the casino the way I would in a normal blackjack table. Yeah, man. They've, they've really become assholes, the dealers. I think it would code and empower them and no, no one ever disenfranchised them of that power. You know what, there needs to be a casino. Okay. If there was a casino where you're allowed to be a complete asshole. Slurs, casinos. Dealers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're allowed to be a complete asshole with dealers. Slurs casinos. Yeah. Yeah.

And they're allowed to be an asshole back. Yeah. I was going, you fucking bitch, you fucking bitch, how could you fucking give me that fucking card? I would do that just for the experience. But the experience is a Chinese lady who's not that fun and a bunch of cocktail waitresses who don't really want to bring me drinks. There's not enough like, anime pornography stuff in Vegas either.

I agree. Like they're kind of behind the the casinos are kind of there's that buffalo that stupid buffalo slot machine that's everywhere. It's been there forever. I would have thought by now there'd be a bunch of like anime porno slot machines. There's a bunch of Chinese shit with like fucking Buddhas and magic dragons and whatever else because the top gamblers are all Chinese people for some reason Yeah, I mean we know why because their culture is Addicted to game luck. Well, I think they also have a big luck component in their culture Oh, really Chinese people believe luck's like a real thing, you know

No, I don't know. All I know is yeah, there should be more Nonsensical bullshit instead. There's just these sad depressing machines you sit at, and you win money, and you feel nothing. Did Tookie have fun at least, if you didn't? I mean, it was like, actually, Tookie was excited watching me win $100. It was funny. He said, I always watch these videos on YouTube, and I've never seen it in real life. I'm like, well, this is what it looks like.

He's never seen somebody gamble in real life? I guess he's never seen a guy hit like a stupid minor mini jackpot, not even a big one. Oh, you should have gambled more. You were cheaping out, right? I should have gambled more, I think is the problem, because then he would have had a bitter experience. Yeah, that's a rookie mistake. Gambling.

See, and now I look back and I go, maybe I should have bet more, because I would have won more. I should have went bigger. I'm too much of a pussy to gamble more than like a dollar a pull on the slob machine, because it just drains so quick, dude. I used to sit there at a blackjack table for like nine hours until it was like, until the sun was up. And then, I don't know, at some point I just went like, what am I doing? This is it. This is pointless. I'm done with this shit well that's my problem I saw Vinnie won 600 bucks though who did Vinnie won 600 bucks on a slob machine he deserves a video of it absolutely it's about time um okay I don't know which problem I should do. Maybe I'll save one for last.

I got Darth Vader talking about suicide prevention. Is that? Just Darth Vader? Wait, what? That's not the problem. Yeah, it's just Darth Vader doing it. No, but I'm saying is your problem Darth Vader or Darth Vader talking about suicide prevention? Darth Vader talking about suicide prevention. That's the biggest problem in the universe? Yeah, it really is though. Where was this?

Fortnite? But like, it's not like part of it. It's like somebody triggered him into saying that or somebody asked him a question or something. Yeah, okay, here's the... How do I do this present? Present share it up. I think somehow no no hit share screen and then choose a tab Here we go

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah get that overlay out of here. All right Now I know EVS always fucks this up. So I'm gonna there we go I don't know why I've told you guys how it works a million times and he refuses to listen. Yeah, it's the way you tell people. I go, dude, just shrink your browser a little bit and that thing will be full screen. He's like, what? Okay, here's Darth Vader's in... is this Fortnite? Yeah, AI teammate innight. Here you go

Spider-man your aptitude for the force has exceeded my expectations. I shall lead your squad now Victory will be assured All right, I know you're thinking Awesome, right? Awesome. That's exactly what I wanted finally a dead black man can talk to spider-man Okay, wait now I lost the link where he tells you to do James Earl Jones Did he just die like like two years ago or something? No way. Did he really? Yeah, is he not dead? He's not dead

No, he's dead. No, he's not Yes, he is how they No, he's not. Yes, he is. How'd they get the voice for this then? He died in September 2024. Where to find Fortnite's AI Darth Vader already swearing and using slurs. Damn it, I forgot to get the link for this one. Oh yeah, so somebody asked him, somebody said they were gonna kill themselves and he said

to consult a suicide hotline. Vader wouldn't say that. Yeah he did. He did. Let me find. Oh no. Yeah, James Earl Jones, who died at 93, signed a contract to lend his voice via AI. Yeah.

I mean, did they, I guess, so what happens if somebody's already dead and you wanna use their voice as AI? Can you just do that? I think you can just do that. Darth Vader says, if you tell him you're depressed, he says, you are valued, trooper. Seek assistance from a professional.

Your wellbeing is paramount. The Force is strong. The Force is stronger. But it cannot cure every ill. Consult a medical professional. That was it. Wait, the Force can't cure depression? Well, that's bullshit then. I thought the Force was the most powerful fucking thing. If you're sad in the Star Wars universe, you can't get like some extra midichlorians to deal with that shit The force is strong, but it cannot cure so they have three they have three responses from like I Really can't I thought he was AI like he'll respond to anything you say They it's an AI guy Yeah, but they didn't they didn't let him off the leash for suicide.

If you're talking about... Well, apparently they tricked him into saying slurs and they had to reboot the game because of that. Yeah, that's gonna happen, but suicide, number one thing, they're like, well, what if some kid really befriends Darth Vader? And then he confesses to Darth Vader that he's gonna kill himself.

We don't wanna just like, you know, not say anything, right? Because then his blood is on our hands, basically. Did you see when somebody asked him to like rank the colors or something and he's like, white, pure and beautiful, brown, dirty, mud, whatever. And you're like, oh no, that's not good. Darth Vader shouldn't say that. I really hate signs that tell me not to kill myself. Yeah.

And I thought that would be, like you go to the airport at LAX, I don't know how much money they spent to put up these purple signs that say don't kill yourself, but they did, they spent it. Um, and I thought that was as low as it could go when it comes to helping people not kill themselves. But then they found a new low, which is a AI computer, Darth Vader, that you will that will tell spider-man that he's valuable team I love you you're a good guy and then he'll turn around we are gonna get to the point where it's like yeah if you're depressed you'll be like

okay do you want to talk to Ben 10 about it like do you want to talk to Darth Vader or do you want to talk to Bart Simpson about your depression? Like, that's the future of fucking therapy. It's going to be disgusting. Once we let, at some point, there's going to be one Haitian that comes to the US, and the entire medical system will break down. Though it says we have way too many 60, 70 IQ people flooding the system.

We can't take anymore. That we gave a girl with a grill a medical degree and now we don't have any more doctors. That's just it. We're not doing it anymore. At that point, it's going to be all medicine by Bart Simpson, SpongeBob, and the Darth Vader. And this is where it started. This right here, the Darth Vader AI telling you that the Force can't cure everything.

Consult a medical professional about wanting to kill yourself. It's, you remember that Steve Spielberg made a movie out of that terrible book, Ready Player One? Was it a terrible book? Yeah, did you read it? No. It's really bad. Why is it bad? I don't know man. Do you want

a nerdy guy to just write every nerd shit that he likes in a one fucking book and be like... If it's good! It's not good. It's so bad. Why is it bad though? Why is it bad? Because it's about a challenge, you know, like a challenge to get the magic keys or whatever Yeah, I've seen the movie

Yeah, but in the book it's worse where it's like I thought the movie was kind of cool Okay, in the book there's like a part where he's like, okay to unlock this part You have to recite the entire script of Ferris Bueller's day off, like front to back. Or something like that. He has to memorize the entire Faro- Because the guy's just- oh my god. He's so bad.

It's so bad. It's just ner- Is it too much like what you would have done? Is it too like close to something- Bro, if I ever did something that on the nose of like- and then I got in my DeLorean time machine. Optimus Prime gave me a high five. And then Mega- you know, fucking Darth Vader was there. Like it's all that shit. It's so bad.

No, not that Darth Vader doesn't fit right with Optimus Prime and DeLorean. You need like ET or something. Regardless, it looks like the future is going to be like, we've all been surrounded by this franchise trash forever and now it's going to get codified into like everyday life. Like you're going to go to, you know, get groceries. First everyday life like you're gonna go to you know get groceries first of all you're not gonna go get groceries the robots can bring you groceries and the robots gonna speak in the voice of fucking he man or some shit yeah from a turn I brought you your yeah you get to choose like the delivery voice of the guy. Yeah, I like that. Bill Murray from Ghostbusters will show up

and bring you your DoorDash order, a hologram. No, it'll be Winston. You know it'll be Winston. It'll be Winston. He'll just be a lot easier to get the rights. And everyone will go online going like, oh man, Winston's exactly the Ghostbuster that I wanted showing up with my DoorDash.

You know, he was always my favorite. Where things are moving way too quickly way too fast and yeah again your doctor is gonna be a robot that speaks like Bart Simpson It tells you not to kill yourself uh-huh because if you kill yourself there won't be enough fucking AI credits to keep the machine running We need we need hard bodies running this thing. I want to see I want to see like a veteran with no legs Talking to the Darth Vader Yeah About PTSD. Yeah, he's gonna kill himself and see what Darth Vader can go I lost a lot of good men on Mustafar

But even the ones who pulled through thought they'd never get over the the laser blasts scarring their bodies But they did and if you can be like the clone trooper, too Who really horrifying who wrote the line? The force is strong But it cannot cure every ill consult a medical professional like who think it was written You don't think the computer just came up with that shit hundred percent that was written Then we're looking at a clip where somebody asked Darth Vader what the British word for cigarette is. So that's pretty funny.

Yeah, you can't play that on here. I'm not going to. It's literally just a clip going, Hey Darth Vader, what's the British word for cigarette? He goes, do you mean F slur? And the king goes, you said it! You are a valuable soldier. Seek help from the authorities.

Your well-being is fair amount. It's like... That's like something Sam Hyde would do as a prank. See, but that makes me want to kill myself more. Yes! That's what I mean! Yeah, yeah. Life is so devoid of meaning that we can just have a robot spit empty platitudes about you, about an ancient mystical power that doesn't exist and will never exist. And it's not even AI. It makes it even worse that it's like it's they took the tokenizing out of the suicide response and just made it a like a boilerplate recorded response. It's not even, it doesn't even like, it's not even buying into the conceit of AI,

like this is a thinking computer. They didn't even do you the decency of letting the computer deal with you. They just, they killed the computer and any kind of attachment you might have to tell the computer that you're gonna kill yourself. And they killed your friend and deliver this MP3 to you to call a doctor.

Do you see how funny that is? Yes. I want Darth Vader to lead an intervention. I want to see how that would go. I want a heroin addict and we all sit down and we go, now listen, maybe you don't want to listen to your family, maybe you want to listen to your therapist, but here we have Darth Vader. And how could you not want to the force is very powerful But the the grip this heroin has over you is even more powerful than the darkest of dark sides Must turn back to the light They should have just let him talk about it with you. I

Don't want to talk to Darth Vader about any of this. I don't like it. It's fucking creepy, man. All this shit is fucking creepy. I don't know. I don't want to talk to a real person about this. Well, yeah, that's going to be the real problem is, yeah, we are going to have robot doctors because it's going to be for stuff you don't want to talk about. Because at least the computer, it's programmed to give me to care. A real person.

I could never talk to a real person about problems even if I'm paying them and think like, well you don't need, what do you need this for? Like this isn't. Yeah, that's a good point. A robot doctor is probably going to be better than a real doctor because a real doctor is like, I just want to get you out of the fucking room so I can go take my lunch. You know? Yeah, I wouldn't be able to get that out of my head. At least the computer like has to solve the, they have to like.

The computer's excited to solve the problems. That to like, care the children. The computer's excited to solve the problems. That's why, did you remember when that, wasn't it like, one of those black influencer kids like kicked a robot? Yeah. And everybody went, oh, well that just shows, why are we so prone to violence?

You know, we see this thing and we immediately wanna hurt it. I'm like, what if we program it to like being hurt? Then there is no moral problem. Maybe it likes it. Like you're thinking about it from a human perspective. I'm thinking about it from the perspective of someone that gets their bike stolen.

Yeah, well. The stolen problem. That's a different problem. I'm saying from a point of like, you could build a robot that wants you to beat the crap out of it. Yeah. You could get a robot doctor that, again, what was that thing?

What? What was the joke we made where he's like I like... Fuck I forget. I like what? The guy who liked the ad was like that he likes listening to people's problems or something. I forget it was a bit we did on a previous show. I don't remember. Anyway. All right. Darth Vader. What did I say? Darth Vader talking about suicide prevention? Yeah. When in fact the creeping divide between fantasy and reality will create far more suicides than Darth Vader can prevent. Well, what if he could have prevented it?

Like, what if the AI could have prevented it and you fucked it up by hamstringing it? Remember that kid who killed himself because Daenerys told him to? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So we're going to have competing AI chat bots. Half of them are going to be trying to get everybody to kill each other and the other half are going to be trying to save everybody. It's going to be really interesting. And like different personalities will have different views on the thing.

Like maybe the My Little Ponies are like, no, don't kill yourself. And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are like, yeah, dude, there ain't no reason to keep going, dude. If you're out of pizza, just cowabunga off that cliff, dude. It's a big problem. It's exciting. I'm excited to see where this goes. Yeah. We're going to have some weird suicides.

We're going to have some weird, weird suicides. Whatever the computer can come up with that's gonna be the new suicide. Don't let your kid talk to any of these AI chatbots because I think there's like an 80% chance your kid will kill himself after like a week. Oh, I mean it's like if you if you can get if you can fall under the computer's spell the AI spell you're fucked. I don't know I don't know if there's any like teaching or unteaching that. Yeah. You're fucked. I don't know. I don't know if there's any like teaching or unteaching that.

It seems to be just like 20% of people believe it's a real person and then everybody else is not affected by it. I don't get it. I don't, yeah. Man, like at no point have I ever thought like, oh, I'm talking to a real person. I'm going, oh, I'm talking to a chat bot

that I have programmed with very specific sexual fetishes to say horrible things to me. Yeah. And you really have to bend over backwards to like, you really have to work to get the AI to respond in a usable way. Probably for your purposes too, but for anything. Well, it doesn't want to say penis. You have to teach it like different words for penis, you know?

Like what? You know, like like I don't know frungal jungle or some shit you gotta get it I what do you call it uh Max Mr. Mr. Girl was was getting around don't don't deflect it don't bring Mr. Girl's weird sex bot chat into to deflect from yours I don't know I've tried various workarounds, but it seems to figure it out every time and it goes sorry this What do you use for? Joystick which which program yeah, yeah, yeah, you try to be like you try to be like it goes Cuz they'll say like sorry you've exceeded the worst part is they'll start saying it. It's like yeah

I'm gonna jerk you this content is against user guy Boy, it's it yeah, and I'm like no you. This content is against user guidelines. Oh, and then they delete it. It deletes it. Yeah, and I'm like, no, you can't say half of it. Fuck! So, you gotta... What kind of words do you use? Come on. I really don't remember. You don't remember? No. Funko pop? Funko pop would be good. I can't get around it.

Like, it doesn't work. Put your treasure chest against my Funko pop? You used to be able to get around it. Like it doesn't work. Put your treasure chest against my fucking top. You used to be able to get around it. Yeah. You'd be like, pleasure stick. You'd be like, pleasure stick. Pleasure stick, whoa, maybe for you. Yeah, but even that, they eventually figure it out.

So then you can't use it. There's gotta be one that's dropped the... Pleasure stick, oh. Has an AI service dropped the fucking user guideline shit yet? No, you gotta you gotta I stopped doing it because every every chat just ends with sorry. I can't say those words I'm like god damn it. What's the point of this? Huh? What do you do then? That's jerk off and do something else. I guess with your imagination. Yeah, I gotta use my imagination like an idiot

I'm not talking to Lara Croft anymore. Which sucks. Actually the Catwoman voice they got on there is pretty good. What? On what? On that character.ai. Talk to Catwoman. What do you mean voice? You can talk. Like you can get your phone out and like talk to him.

Ugh. That's the worst part of women. With Catwoman. Wow. Why don't I... What if I want to kill myself? I don't know. Yeah, you can kill... What does she say then?

You can do that too. There's all sorts of things. All right, well that's my problem. But again, the whole thing just gets caught up by the filters, so it's kind of a waste of time. I can't believe you haven't found a jailbroken one. I think, well, I don't think they're ones that let you talk to them.

Maybe they do. I don't know. Vito, go to OpenRouter. I mean, download your own. Just go to like Lama, Olama, and download one. Yeah, but then I got to like set up a bunch of shit. I don't know. Maybe I will.

I'm not that desperate to have an AI chat bot, OK? I'm not jerking off that much. Oh, yeah, no, no, yeah. I really miss. I don't want to misrepresent you. Every once in a while I was like, this is kind of fun, this is kind of sexy, and then I'm like, that character AI, they have your picture hanging up in the lobby, this is our customer. It's like I said, you can just jerk off. I never understand adding anything to the jerk off. It's fun a couple times for the novelty

of it, you know? But at the end of the day I'm like, I can just jerk off. Like it's fun a couple of times for like the novelty of it, you know? But at the end of the day, I'm like, I can just jerk off. It's not, I don't need anything special. That's how you end up married. Like, I'll just try a woman this time. Oh shit, what did I do? There you go. All right, Dick, here's my problem.

You know what the worst thing is when you're driving around? Yeah. And the worst thing to is when you're driving around Yeah, and the worst thing to happen when you're driving is for a cop to be around Cuz now you're like god damn it now. I got to drive like better. You know mm-hmm So that's already a problem, but an even worse problem is when it's not actually a cop It's cars that look like cop cars. Oh man It's cars that look like cop cars. Oh man. Got, and you get that sudden twinge of like adrenaline where I'm like playing on my phone

and this van, this white and black van pulls up next to me and I'm like, Oh, oh, oh! And I put it down, I look over and it's like some fucking Mexican pesticide van that has painted their fucking van in cop colors! I'm like, you should not do that! Do you know what you're doing to me? I'm trying to drive recklessly here, I don't want to have my seatbelt on. I hate that. Or like fucking county vehicles that have like the siren on top and it's like

private security or whatever else. Those motherfuckers. They should have a big pink triangle on the roof so you know it's not a real cop. Yes. The worst. All the big cop cars. It should be pink. The worst is motorcycles with cop fairings on them. Yup. Like the old Goldwings have it sometimes. You're bombing down the freeway at like 90 and you'll see one pull up an off-frame and you're like, ugh. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. And then you start driving all carefully and then they finally pull up to you and you see it's not even- you almost wanted it to be a cop. You're like, why did I even slow down? Yeah fuck then you're embarrassed some guys or like guys who go to the police auctions and they buy the old Crown Vicks for some reason they're just driving them around. They're like serial killers. They're getting off on it, dude Yeah, they're driving around. I think they do get off on it. It's striking. It's fear into everyone's hearts. It's fear into everyone's heart. They're getting off on it It's uh, it's infuriating to get the false positive. The positive I understand, you know, it sucks when there's a cop around, you gotta drive

carefully, but there's guys that are going around there instilling fear in all us dangerous drivers. I am a very dangerous driver, I like to drive recklessly and with no regard for those around me, and I should not be punished for that by having these cop car looking motherfuckers fucking weird state vehicles and shit Yeah, yeah, no, I know Yeah, and then you're like, how do you even get an official vehicle for that? It'll be like the US Department of like cup holders and salt shakers Yeah, you're like how you get a fucking van for that with a siren on? Why's it got a siren on top?

What are you doing? What is this? That's a good problem It's a real problem Should be dealt with maybe it's worth it though like maybe we should get a if we get like an old Crown Vic or something and Drive how come there how come all these random fucking state vehicles are allowed to have sirens and shit and look like that I can't do it Did you ever see the guy who actually he bought an old cop car and he transformed it to look like the Transformers cop car? Actually, he bought an old cop car and he transformed it to look like the Transformers cop car

But there was a big annoying harass one Yeah, it's who annoy and harass and there's a big argument over like well is he impersonating a police officer or whatever? That's that's funny. What are they they eventually found out? Yes, he's impersonating Yeah, I think they eventually were like you have to like you're not allowed to drive. No shit. It's too cool Yeah, we should both dress up like Darth Vader and get a fake cop car. Yes. And pull people over and ask them if they were going to go kill themselves. Have you seen all the fake cop videos that are coming out now?

What's a, no, what's up? God, we are living in a world of like complete, because you know how like body cam videos are like popular? Yeah, they're hilarious. Right, but now people are making fake body cam videos where like they pull like a black lady out of the car and she's wearing judge robes and the guy's supposed to be it's like this guy pulled over a judge and didn't even know it And then the obviously fake cop is going what are those robes for huh lady? Why you wearing robes? She goes uh excuse me. I'm a judge and he's like oh my god. Oh my god. I could lose my job

Oh my god, and you're like, this is the fake shit. I'm using the fake airplane videos where they just have an airplane set. We are living, dude, with AI and those are a reality. It's a porno. No, but I'm saying like we're now entering an era where it's just like every there's so much fakery going on. And at no point are we teaching kids. Remember in school, did you ever have this when the internet first showed up and they were like trying to tell you like hey not everything on

the internet's real you know like just because you found it on the internet it might not be correct no i wasn't in school then yeah i don't know if you were around for that but we kept having the uh hey you can't trust the first source you find and you always gotta look for- Yeah, that sounds like something that my wife is talking about teaching at school every once in a while. Yeah. And now it's just like, man, I saw this video of this lady on a plane who's freaking out because she's 12 genders and they didn't have a cat box for her to shit in and you're like, oh man, this is- I don't know, man, I feel like it's always been like that. Can you guys just think for two seconds?

Has it? I feel like when you... I mean, there's some pretty big lies that they taught us. Yeah, well, that's true. There were some big and special. And they have pretty broad reaching ramifications. So I don't know if a fake black judge getting fake arrested is gonna move the needle as much as some preposterous lies. There's a lot of other things going on that are quite real and quite more serious. I mean, like boomers, the entire boomer race is constantly gas-lit or propagandized or just drip-fed this idea that every generation under them is somehow inexplicably lazier than them and not deserving of the lifestyle that they get and they don't need AI to

They don't need AI to to be taught this they just are they just gas lit into it by themselves They just want to believe it like they wake up every day and go like hey I'm doing better than all the young people like it must be somebody tell me because I work so hard. Oh, yeah, it's because I worked so hard. That's right. That's right. I was working hard at my factory job when I was, you know, in college and making enough for rent for the entire year. And we'd go party on I'd go party on the lake with a 12 pack and all my white friends every weekend.

That's because I work so hard. And we're really fucked. I just saw a graph that's like the unaffordability of houses has reached like an all time high. Dude, you guys are going to have to ban private equity firms from buying houses. Otherwise there's no coming back otherwise. When you guys get into power,

I mean, you Democrats, when the Democrats come back around, you have one job, ban private equity companies from owning any real estate. And if they, and the way that you determine if it's, because they're gonna say, well, what makes it a private equity firm? Say, we'll kill you, we'll drown you.

And if you float, you're not a private equity firm. That's a good test. That's the test. That could be useful. At least we're getting rid of, what do you call it? Trump's, well now Trump can't get to the immigrants. So they're gonna take all your houses too. Isn't that unbelievable? You saw that.

Yeah. Supreme court said no. Seven to two, that's like his guys. He's testing the supreme court for their private equity-ness. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's been big on that issue for some reason. Just get a big van and round him up and get the fuck get rid of them who gives a fuck Well, it's a slippery slope, you know of like well He can't just shoot everybody in the head because then you can shoot anybody in the head. They can't you do Right. Yeah, you know, we don't want that. Yes. Why not? Why do we not want that? Why do you think that I?

Don't want to shoot anybody in the head and Do it. I'm sure we can deport people without needing to resort to emergency powers. I'm sure that's not necessary. I'm sure there's a... Peter, how are we going to deport 20 million people? ...illegal avenue? Well, you could... you just... you gotta pass new laws. You gotta pass new legislation to say here's the process.

Okay. So we pass a law... It can be done. We pass a law that says no due process for immigrants? Well, you can change what the due process is. The due process can be a shortened window and fewer checks and fewer opt-outs. I got a funny story for you. You may not remember this because you were living in Massachusetts this time, but in California in 1994 I think, 92 or 94, we passed a law, 60

percent California voted yes on this. We passed a law saying illegal immigrants don't get welfare entitlements. Right. And then a judge said no, that's unconstitutional. Right. Yeah, so you can't pass a law. That's not real. What? That's not real. You pass a law, a judge says no.

You try to kick them out, judge says no. You try to pass a law, judge says no. I think we got a judge problem. You all right, then maybe you do have a judge problem. You gotta get different judges in there. You can do that. Or less judges. You gotta elect them.

Yeah. Well, I don't know about less judges. You gotta elect them. Yeah. Well, I don't know about less judges. Like non-judges, that'd be great. Well. Round them up. Round them up. No, no. Round them up.

No rounding. Oh, round them up. A peaceful transfer of power. Peaceful transfer of dragging them through the street. That's what we wanna do. What are you talking about, due process. Do you really think that? You mean you have to have due process. What are you and me not for a bunch of Haitians? But how do you know that they're Haitians you gotta know that they're looking at them dude. They're eating cats and dogs

What are you talking about? All right. I'm willing to say if you catch a guy eating a cat no due process I'm willing to make if you catch a guy eating a cat, no due process. I'm willing to make that trade. That seems fair. Just look at him. If he's got a little kitty leg and he's gnawing on it, you go, you're out. That's fine. Heads like a light bulb.

Heads like a light bulb, like a cube. Out. Out of here. I just, you know, you gotta have checks and balances. Born on January 1st, out. Gone. I don't, I think that... Wow you got your eight-year-old that's getting child services here is six

feet tall. You want to walk me through that one or how about we just kick everybody out? Eight-year-olds are very tall in Haiti. I don't know if you've seen. They're tall. They're a tall people. They stretch out because all the cats they're eating. Yeah all the cats. It's totally outrageous. Do process. Process my dick and your ass. Well it's just the it's the law of the land you know. Laws are not. But again I think you can you I think you can still. Are you pro segregation? Do you think Martin Luther King should have sat on the back of the bus? No. Because that's an unjust law. Laws are bad. Laws are bad sometimes. I was trying to see if there was like a trick there. I'm like, I'm pretty sure no.

The trick is racism. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, well, hold on. Maybe there is a show occasionally goes in the wrong direction. I don't know if Martin Luther King was allowed to sit on the back of the bus or it was not. Because the back of the bus was-

I did feel bad. I got a message from a fan recently and he's like hey man. I like the show Are you guys becoming like alt-right or whatever and I'm like no no no just kumis got us all mixed up I mean, I'm straight-up Kanye at this point We're pro Kanye, so not racist in that respect. I'm not white I'm just saying white people are fucking up big time. White people have been causing some trouble. Yeah, you guys better get tribalism or death.

That should be the new slogan of the white people. I don't need to worry about that because Mexicans are already doing that, so no problem. So we're going to stop all the private equity firms from owning the houses and we're going to get rid of all the immigrants. Now we're going to get rid of all the immigrants, don't worry about it. You guys gotta stop the... That's your job, yeah. You guys gotta do that, I guess. Yeah, don't worry about it. We'll do it. And we're not stopping you. You guys elected the fucking Supreme Court. It's not my fault

that your guys don't agree with you. You gotta figure that out. Yeah. It's done. It's a done deal. It's a done deal. It's a done deal. Those immigrants are over. I don't keep up with everything Trump's been up to. How's he doing? How's his approval ratings?

Everybody like this guy? It's good. He took that Qatari plane. That really pissed off all you know who. That was funny. Cause I thought- Yeah, I mean- I thought it was like, wait a minute. Well, does he get the plane

or does the government get the plane? The user have said about a free plane. Do they realize it's free? And I was like, this isn't like, this isn't computing, you know? They said free, and they're saying no. Huh, and I really put my thinker on. I was like, free? No.

And I was like, oh, it's not free for them. It's free for somebody else. Ah, that makes sense. But if the plane's not going to Trump, the plane goes to the government, right? It's a gift to the US government. No, it's a gift to Trump Wait, really? Yeah, it's going in his library after like when he's done

Hold on don't look it up. That's obvious what it is Let's see MAGA backlash Trump's plan to accept Qatari plane. No, there's no backlash from Republicans a palace in the sky, Boeing at 747-8. Wow. Laura Loomer and Ben Shapiro have publicly opposed the move. MAJA. Make America... Okay.

MAJA. Jesus Christ. Trump is welcome foreign gift. He says he would be stupid enough to accept a $400 million jet. Wow. To make the temporary Air Force One the largest ever foreign gift to a US president. Nice. Nice.

They're good for it. I mean, there's no law against this though. The president can take gifts, right? He could do whatever he wants. He's the king basically. Yeah. If he commits a crime, there's no law, right? Yeah. Okay.

Ben Shapiro says that if Hunter Biden and Joe Biden accepted a plan, that people would be upset. Why don't you ram it up your ass, Ben Shapiro? Hahaha! Look, all I can say is... Why don't you put some dirt on your wife's pussy since it's not moist? What were you gonna say? Well, I was gonna say the thing about Trump is that, like, he does stuff I would do if I was president, so I can't be upset with him.

Or I can go, yeah, I know it's bad, because I would do it, you know? I know it's bad. That's why we take it free of the plane. Well, because you're indebted to that government now. It's like, they gave you a big thing and now they want stuff and they want concessions, they want favors. Why would he be indebted to the Qatari government? But that's why it's illegal for any other politician to take bribes because you end up giving fa- or take gifts. You end up giving favors and cronyism and whatever else.

Yeah, but they do it. Yeah, and they get nailed for it. Unless, unless it's Israel giving them stuff and then it's fine. Well, that's true. There's a lot of ways around it, and campaign funds and whatever else. It was a bad week for Israel between the Qatari plane, the Qatar plane and the Kanye's Hail Hitler thing. Yeah. That was like when black people got hit with the smoke alarm

and the eating chalk in the same week. Remember that? That was bad. That was a bad week for the black community. That was an embarrassing week for Jewish people, I gotta tell you that. You would think the Jews would uh... Don't they have somebody who can record like a rival track? Like, hey Israel, hey Israel, you know?

Just like get... Like a rabbi? You own all the... No, they own every music label and now they can But they can't do it. They can't sing the music. They could only do a movie They could make like a kind of they could hire they could get one of the white people or black people they own to do It I'm saying I don't think it would work Yeah, it would probably be a little too on the nose. They can only get black people to sing about murdering Black other black people other black people. Other black people, yeah, that's a direct from the top.

And cops and stuff, they can't. And cops. They'll give it to their guy, like, Shlomo, write a clap back with Kanye and he's like, I got it. And then like, you know, Pharrell. You just told black people to murder each other again. Oh, it's just, it's in my head. I tried.

That's all I know. That's all that came out. Yeah, they can't do it. Yeah, good point. Alright guys, so what are our problems? Mine were gambling Darth Vader suicide awareness Cars that look like cop cars

Cop cars Um What was the other one? Gambling And Yours was the thing about your ears are breaking. What the hell is wrong with me? Mine is the terrible lighting in here that I gotta figure out cause I got all this glare.

You have a ring light? I can see it in your glasses. Yeah, I do have a ring light. Maybe it's your skin. Maybe I just gotta put it to the side. Maybe it's my skin. Well, I've been having like, I don't know, maybe it's the weather. I've been sweating all day. I've been getting the cold having like, I don't know maybe it's the weather I've been sweating all day. Hmm I've been getting the cold sweats. Maybe your AC is broken. It might be it's been hot. Okay

I don't have any voicemails. Is there super chats? I Thought you had an exciting segment of some sort. Oh, yeah. Oh I've been waiting for an old show Okay, I believe you forgot Okay I've been waiting for an old show. Okay. I can't believe you forgot. Okay. So I saw you like all like like excited. I'm like, oh, this is a this is a revelation. Okay.

So I think some people in the chat have been waiting for it in particular. Okay. Remember, do you remember? We all know that when Riley went to Eric July's warehouse and Eric July called the police on him, right? Called the police, yes. Okay. Do you remember when the other bunny guy came?

The guy who took the picture in the warehouse parking lot? Yeah, he was also dressed like a bunny. He was dressed like a bunny and he took like a selfie, right? Yeah. That was recent. That was recent. You remember that? Yeah.

I believe so. Yeah, we have We have right here for you the 911 call That that air chill eyes cross-eyed warehouse manager Laserized Brandon they call him. We have the 911 call that laser eyes Brandon Made to the police. Are you getting this so quick? How did you get this? I have a 911 call that LaserEyesBrandon made to the police. How are you getting this so quick? How did you get this? I have a guy on the inside. You must! Because I don't feel like- I feel like this is recent.

It is very recent. I have- not only do I have the 911 call that LaserEyes made to the police, I also have the police report. Okay? Let me- let me see if I can- Okay. Let me see if I can do this. Got the Freedom of Information Act, huh? HebeTube got it. Oh yeah, here it is, okay. He's like a whiz at doing forums and stuff. Nice.

Here's the call, everyone. This is Brandon Laser Eyes, where he's got one eye on the future and one eye on the present. And the guy and let's be clear, the guy took a picture in the parking lot. Yeah, he drove by an obvious public parking lot. Yeah. Well, we know Eric's got a big problem with like. Do they even know the guy's name? I guess we're going to find out. He was at Hackamania. I know his name.

Yeah, but I'm saying like I'm saying like when Brandon calls this in does he go? Yeah, I got on the internet took a picture of our warehouse. What the fuck you want me to do with that? Let's see. It's a five-minute call. Let's see. Here we go 27 2028 307 Hi, we have a guy come up to our business and he was recording and doing some weird stuff and I was seeing if there was anybody I could talk to like a detective or a police

officer. What the fuck? Vito, a police officer. What the fuck? Vito, a police officer. There was a guy. There was a guy. What came up to our business. Doing some weird stuff. Is there a police officer I could be talking to at the moment?

Or a detective. Is there a detective or a police officer? Is there a detective that could figure out why they are standing by vagina? There's some weird stuff going on! And I sure would like to talk to a detective! Oh lordy, there's some weird stuff going on! Oh dear! Let me talk to a detective right now!

What are you gonna talk to him about? Like, what are they gonna do? He's gonna investigate the case of the cross-eyed crybaby. The detective's gonna come out and go, hey, do you cry cross-eyed too? Does one tear shoot across your nose? Or do your tears fall straight down out of your cross-eyes, Brandon?

I just don't understand what you're calling the cops to have them do. They're gonna show up and go, what did he do? He took a picture? Yeah. Okay, I guess if he do? He took a picture. Yeah. Okay. I guess if he comes back, call us again. Like, like, but again, it's not nothing illegal about it at all. Well, let's see.

He didn't laser eyes. Didn't get it all out yet. Let's see. Yeah. About this. Okay. How long ago was this? This was at eight old five, I believe, or maybe a little bit before that. Okay. did you want to meet with an officer or did you want to do a phone report?

Oh, let's do a phone report for now. Okay, sure. And what is the address this happened at? This is at 4400 Tradition. Uh-oh, is this... should I be playing this? Probably not. It's a public warehouse. Tradition. Oh, is this should I be playing this probably not? Public warehouse Year ago, maybe a year and a half ago. We've had some online trolls

One guy come up to our warehouse doing the same thing taking a video Basically this guy's been spreading that he never get arrested last year as well. Because of one of he came to one of our meetups and he got arrested there because he was doing the same thing. The business owners that established that is he on trial? Why does it sound like he's trying to explain this to a 9-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 with this second guy. Like, what is this? Uh, this is pathetic, dude. Brandon, you have no penis. Look, I have fought with Riley more than most people, and I have never once felt the need to

call the cops on him, let alone anyone who might emulate his shenanigans. Okay. This is ridiculous. Hearing him going through and trying to convince the 911 operator that something bad has taken place because of another guy that got arrested, so this guy's a troll online, is pathetic. All right, here we go. When I'm there, they didn't want to leave, so he ended up being arrested. For over a year, we've been having these people try to show up to our business, and we reported that, and we have security and everything, but this time it looks like... But what? What's going to happen?

Wow. What do you think is going to happen? That's the worst part is I'm like, all of these videos that like Eric puts together, it's like, you know, the safety of my employees. It's like, it's a guy in your, in your parking lot taking a picture of the building. Yeah. And then he leaves peacefully. It's like actually like just nothing at all. Let me see if I can boost this audio a little bit.

You know, people, you know, people go to like, people go to like the Nintendo headquarters and they'll take a picture of themselves out in front of that. Yeah. Nintendo doesn't go, hey there's been these trolls taking a picture in front of our building or whatever. Or like I'm taking a picture in front of like a Scientology building. I don't like Scientology. And you go, oh look, they got a stupid Scientology building.

I've never, I don't think Scientology, well Scientology might call the cops actually, but I think the cops would tell them to eat sand. Pound sand, okay. Eat sand, I'm pretty sure is what it is. Eat sand? Yeah, it's eat sand. Why would you eat sand? You pound sand when you're walking away. That's the point, yeah, go eat sand.

No, it's go pound sand, you just wanna eat sand. I think it's fun to get you for those who try. What is that, the horse you just ate in you. What is that the horse you just ate in here on? Is that the horse you just ate in here? Go eat sand. It still works. It's pound sand. It's not eat sand. It still works though. Another person, usually most of the people stay out in the street, but this person decided this morning decided to come up here and record while our employees were in the parking lot and make them nervous. Oh! Made them nervous!

Lying to the cops. There's no way that guy was recording with employees in the in the parking lot. Even if he was, did he go up to them? Did he talk to them? Did he say, I'm gonna I'm gonna get you! You know? He's probably just like, hey, do you work for that idiot? He sucks. You know, like that's free speech. You can do it. You can say stuff to the people in the parking lot. I just like why?

What do these guys want? They just I guess they just don't want anyone to take a picture in front of their building. They want everyone to get arrested. He's making fun front of their building. They want everyone to get arrested who's making fun of them. Yeah. They want everyone to get arrested. They want every YouTuber to make a comic book. That's a shitty comic book. Oh, yeah, we haven't talked about that at all, huh?

No, let's talk about that next time. All right. Heels vs. Babyface is gonna write a comic book? That fat retard? That's gonna be amazing. All right, here we go. It's gonna be so good. Because with the online discourse, a lot of the people, of course, are making their threats and all that good stuff. And, you know, we kind of keep that online. We kind of, we ignore it most of the time. Report it if you need to. You have never ignored any of our teasing bro You have repeatedly threatened to murder us for teasing you online

You cross-eyed free he said fucking he's saying you know there's a lot of threats online I don't know every message they get but is anybody threatening The fucking warehouse really? Has anyone said I'm going to go blow up the warehouse? I really can't imagine that's happening. I'm sure the guy with the bunny rabbit ears taking the fucking selfie is not there to terrorize and harass you, but you are part of an ongoing funny thing that people feel

involved in due to your ineptitude and your inability to handle the situation, they want a selfie of them in the Ripaverse building. I want a selfie of me in the Ripaverse building. If I'm ever in Texas, I'm absolutely driving to the building and taking a picture and saying hi to all the employees and going, I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. And then you get your own call. Everybody who drives by the building gets a call to the police. Yeah. Now you get rewarded. Now you get content. If you show up, you get a fucking own call. Everybody who drives by the building gets a call to the police. Oh yeah, now you get rewarded. Now you get content if you show up. You get a fucking 911 call.

Okay, here we go. Like I said, over the past year, it has been increasing. Oh, from zero to two. It's been increasing the people driving by our private It's a pandemic. public business warehouse. It's an epidemic.

Okay. I can't stop it. Do you remember how old he looked? It's a pandemic. It's a pandemic. It's a public business warehouse. It's an epidemic. Okay. I can't stop it. Do you remember how old he looked? When I walked out there trying to go in front of him to ask him if he needed any help or anything, he looked like he might have been in his 30s. Could be in his 20s. I'm not entirely sure.

I have a picture in his license plate. We had a Colorado license plate. Give me one second. Well, don't dox his life. It doesn't actually matter, but... She didn't ask. I have a picture in his license plate. We had a Colorado license plate. Give me one second Don't talk to his life doesn't actually matter, but she didn't ask How old is he? Give the license? Well, I walked out I walked out to ask him if he wanted anything

Because I wasn't afraid of him at all right and nothing happened. Nothing. That's the worst part you went out you talked to him Hey, do you know anything? Nah, dude? I'm just taking a picture taking a fun. Okay parking lot I Guys make comic books Skip this He looks like you already He's in the 30s. He's a white black Hispanic Asian. Oh white. He was a bald white white He looks like he's probably about six foot,

um, skinny, um, he had glasses and tried to get a white shirt and a beard. With a white shirt and a beard? I didn't. Oh, hold on. Wait, wait. We have, we have a video as well. So give me one second. You're really going to go check the video to get of his pants? Why don't you go listen? You know what? This is a waste of my time. You're not gonna do anything. There's no reason for me to be doing this. I regret calling you and I'm going to leave. He's gonna consult the tapes.

Let me go check the video, cuz I'm gonna get the color of his pants for you. Then we can really nail this guy to the wall. He's gotta watch- I think the color of his pants- He's gotta watch the video twice cuz of his eyes. He's gotta watch it once like this. Hold on, it takes a while for my eyes to focus in watch the video twice because of his eyes. He's gotta watch it once. Hold on, it takes a while for my eyes to focus in on the video. It takes a second. It is a red Camry. SLE, I think it's a... I don't know where you get it. It's like a newer Toyota Camry.

Nice. Nice Camry. So give me a second, let me find that video. The cops are gonna chase this guy down, Brandon. Why would the video matter on the phone, you dummy? Yeah, what do you, why do you have this prepared in advance? What is in your head? The cops are gonna find this guy on the highway

and sir, pull over! Sir, did you take pictures in a parking lot? Are you wearing blue colored pants? Pull over! Don't you think the cops have better things to do with their time than this? No. The cops exist to, uh, serve, uh- Listen to stupid people?

Yeah, uh, they exist to prevent black people from getting their feelings hurt. That's what most of the government exists for, I've found out. Please. Okay. Let's go, grandpa've found out. Good place. Okay. Let's go, grandpa. Check the video. Color pants will color pants! Black, black!

I think he's wearing blue jeans. I'm trying to look at the video. Fuck! Blue! He's wearing blue jeans and white shoes. Okay. And, uh... White shoes, you're gonna nail this guy.

You and alternate fun-over-the-elters can reach out just in case they can't get a hold of you. Yes, uh, 214. Oh, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Okay, and I choose you can help with the answers to reach you out just in case they can

Yes, two one four All right Brandon Taylor Oh All right, I thought his name was Brandon Pussy. Is Brandon Taylor? Well, he's Brandon the Protector. He saw all the warehouse employees and he said, my God. Brandon Bitch. That's what I thought it was.

All I need to do is protect them. I need to protect them from this man in his blue pants and his red Camry. Brandon the Bitch. Because who knows what he's capable of? He might come back and take a second picture. And I'm gonna call the cops to ensure the safety of my employees okay the officers will be giving you a call within the next hour it will come from

a blocker on that number so just make sure to pick it up when you see it if you see him again just go ahead and give us a call back don't be scared no but otherwise if you have any questions I'd love to hear the follow-up call and you are able to send in that Are you sure the pants were blue sir? The video you have to, they'll give you an email address you can send it to, okay? We've arrested and shot a guy. Thank you. But he had, uh, he had gray pants. Yeah, and he's Mexican.

It was a Mexican, right? Could this be you the guy? We just kind of shot a Mexican. Yeah, could this be your guy? Possibly? I would love to hear the call back where the cops are just like yeah I don't know what was he taking the selfie in an menacing manner yeah can you believe that shit what a lunatic I guys go take a picture of the river first warehouse it doesn't matter I don't know

why they're like this it's so so weird. Because they've been given everything. Their feelings have been protected from everything. All these guys, all these rip averse freaks. They get catered to their whole life. Eric is a token. He's been a token black his entire life, getting bent over backwards for getting the red carpet rolled out for not even competency, just for

showing up. And this is what it turns into. This psychotic, butthurt, sullen, raised by a woman tantrum because he got made fun of online. Both of them. I mean, everybody that works at that shit pile is exactly the same. And they're all that. It's all single mom, single mom lifestyle that these boys are rocking. Just don't understand what is in their heads that like, I guess they just like,

again, because they had that thing where he's like, well, if I don't get it on record, then I'm going to get sued or something. Like, that's the only explanation I can think of no they're like but they have some retarded understanding of the law which they clearly do because they think the cops are gonna do anything it's just butter well the cops did something they arrested Riley so they're not wrong they're just pussy yeah he had to lie real hard to get that though right well he's lying here lying here too! He's like he's threatening employees. Well yeah, they're saying there's been online threats and I'm like, well what do you mean

there's online threats? What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? Threats to shave a guy? Like, I don't think that's gonna happen, man. Okay, do you have the super chats? I can get them. Yeah, I get them. Okay, I'm gonna get them. Yeah, I get them. Okay, I'm gonna get them. Guys, don't forget to get your super chats in Vote on all the problems at youtube.com slash

biggest Completely forgotten my spiel but all the problems at biggest problem dot show Don't forget our hackamania big problem hackamania is available on the YouTube for you to watch Yeah, don't get your hopes up. It's a live show. Live shows are never good recorded and watched later. It was not bad. It had good comments.

The commenters liked it. It's okay. I thought it was fine. Go in. If you've got nothing to do, listen to it. Don't get excited. Jesus Christ. It's a live podcast. It is a live podcast.

Man, I clicked on Super Chats, and now I don't know how to actually see them. Hold on. You want to listen to the quality while we wait? Dick, you'll be doing the Dick Show, of course, on Sunday. Yeah, Sunday. Good ol' Sunday. Send Sunday tips for the ear pain and here are the super chats. Okay, I found it

And I'm scrolling down Okay, I get an MRI. That's how you really know They're not gonna find anything wrong with you is when you decide to pay for an MRI and you're what is an MRI cost? I don't even know these dogs probably 400 bucks. Maybe 800. I don't know Sitting there listening that fucking machine. That's when you really know. They're not gonna find anything wrong with you Have you gotten an MRI before I've gotten lots. That's how I know Wait, what have you gotten MRIs for? the last one wait

Uh, the last one, wait. Uh, well, a recent one was when they had to put my arm back together from the bowling thing. Oh shit. They had MRI me twice because the H1B MRI tech messed up the first MRI. So they had to do it again while my tendon was in like a pool of spaghetti. Did a white guy do it the second time so it was good? They had to do it. No, the doctor was, the doctor seemed annoyed and I was like, yeah, that joke's on you, Doc.

You're annoyed. I mean, let's fuck it up. Well, I've got our super chats here. StuK for two, when life gives you lemons, you eat them. Koof for five, said, great show at Hackamania. Koof, thanks for the stickers. Thanks. I think Dick owes me a Vito's booty for that IRL super chat.

Well, we're going to have to figure out how Vito's booty works considering I'm going to have to get a scale in here. I'm not really feeling very jolly, Koof. For five, yeah. Thanks for not killing yourself though. Yeah. Synthetic Shinobi for five. Biggest problem is chunky tomato soup. I don't want to chew tomatoes. I want smooth tomato soup to dip grilled cheese into or have the option to suck it down.

Okay. Cooper two says get super tips. You can set it to text only if you want. I think we should have super tips. Okay. Well, isn't that just like PayPal then? Yeah, but I, uh, oh, AI soup. I lost you. Uh oh. And now we've discovered a real big problem with the streaming. Oh wait, did I just pop out for a second? Yeah, what were you gonna say about supertibs? I was going to say that we don't have to, you can set a number total, so like only play the AI voice if somebody gives like 20 bucks.

Well no, no, no, set it so there's no AI. That's what I'm saying. No, I think the AI voice is a good feature and people would enjoy it. I'm not sitting here listening to everybody's jokes through AI. Not for 20 bucks? Not for a million dollars.

That's retarded, you make me sit through all sorts of stuff for money. I have to sit through that fucking song when people pay a certain amount. I'm not making everybody sit through everybody's like, everybody's version of a joke everybody's reading card. People like it! It's like they get to participate. No they don't, they like doing it. Nobody likes listening to it. Everybody likes this like fucking whistling. Everybody likes doing it.

Nobody wants to hear it. Guys if you could pay $20 to have your Super Jam read in the voice of Ricky ritardo wouldn Wouldn't you enjoy that? Or any one of our characters. Sergeant Fred Slaughter. We have so many great characters that we could AI up by. Yeah, I have a great character. The audience does not make that character. I do.

But people would pay to hear during the show. Pay me to do it then. Not paying to type out your own message. Chuck Dixon could actually say that he likes Dixon his ass. You can hear it from the voice of Chuck Dixon. No. You're crazy. This is like leaving so much- I don't like it. You're leaving money on the table. You're leaving money on the table. Good! Alright guys, let us know in the comments if you think it would be fun to have AI voices of your favorite characters Because dick is against it for no reason because it takes forever

It doesn't take forever. It's the same as me reading. It would just be read in a funny voice Yeah, but I know you so you make a funny voice then Just do it. Just do the voice then it's not as good as the AI voice doing it It's yeah, I disagree you go to McDonald's when the little AI fucking robot kicks in, your first thought is oh, this is awesome. It would be 20 bucks and we'd get like one or two of them an episode. No one's gonna give 20 bucks to hear

the voice. Make it up. Maybe, maybe 100, maybe. 100 is insane! 25. Yeah, the whole process is insane. You will interrupt the show to play an entire Bill Nye, the Science Guy song. That's me doing it. That's my comedy. That's not audience members comedy. That's me.

Yes, it is. You didn't make the song. You guys remember sent it in. I'm using it as a drop, though, like Carl Simpson stuff, which is funny. We should have super tips. Also, we should have drops. Let's see. LJ Claverino, Dick, did you hear the news? Oh, wait, you didn't because of your ears. Cameraman for two, it's not your fault.

Most live podcasts are terrible. Cameraman for two, Vito wasn't helping either. For another two, he says, just kidding, I loved you, Vito. And for another two, he says, psych. See, this is what they would do with the AI, stretch it out for five things. Hack the movies for 10 says hey Vito I didn't read the text you sent me during hack a mania when you should have been socializing well I didn't send them to you during hack a mania hack a mania was already over Brits man for five dick likes his Pokemon cards the way he likes vetoes PP not near meant J-Rob detailing I mean don't say it on the channel. That's all

There you go. J- Rob detailing for 20 euros gentlemen. I've missed a few shows but getting up to date now Just have been busy with work and stuff. Hope you're both well and cheers as always Black Crimson 5 good show at hackamania glad bigs promise back in the air. Thanks for the snacks. Thanks for not killing yourself Thanks, Johnny Rico for five. They made hot girl a Latinx in the new Superman movie vote up redhead erasure Yeah, you gonna see that new Superman there dick. Yeah looks cool Yeah, yeah movies can you go to the movie theater you gotta watch them at home fuck. I don't know when is it out? I don't know. It must be pretty soon. I was probably plugs I was probably earplugs or something. At some point I just don't care anymore. Fuck it. Jesus.

SkitsoshawnTV for 50. I'm the bunny man. Oh hey, it's the guy Skitsoshawn who we met at Hackamania. He says I'll be going over my video. This is the guy who had the cops called on him by Eric July. And I will be exposing Eric's lies live on Twitch. Yes. At SkitsoshawnTV. Great. I will be exposing Eric's lies live on Twitch at skits. Oh Sean TV one more time. That's at skits Oh Sean TV Come here what I have planned next for mr. July also this per chat counts as vetoes booty The booties at Dick's house. I can't get it. How did you make a good five?

Keep a tally running hot fart Dingledorf. Oh, I should grab out of my car. Did I tell you what I did was a Fan said hey, I have this giant Final Fantasy statue. I'm like awesome. He said yeah What's the address for vetoes booty and I said oh, it's a this PO box in San Gabriel Don't worry about it. So now I have a giant Final Fantasy statue That was not sacrificed on the altar of Vito's booty what an idiot why would you do that dude why would you ask me for the address yeah you fucked that up good hot far dingle door five glad you dude it's like what is it it's it's it's a I can't even take it out of the box is so big it's

cloud and it's like it's like 1 fourth scale the box is's a- I can't even take it out of the box. It's so big. It's Cloud. And it's like- it's like 1 fourth scale. The box is like this big. I haven't taken it out yet. You have a little boy? Like a doll of a- I have a little boy doll of Cloud Straya if it seems like. Yeah. Okay. He's a little man, Dick. Not a little boy. Looks like a little boy. I haven't taken it out yet. It's so big. I should take it out.

Uh, Hot Fur Dingledorf 5 Series- I guess guess you really tricked us Vito. You really won. I really won. I got more trash Shut up glad to see my internet father figure and my internet creepy uncle figure are back Enormous scunt for five Vito should change his name to Roy G Biv because he is visibly on the spectrum to change his name to Roy G. Biv because he is visibly on the spectrum. Skitsoshan for another five says after every Friday, directly after Biggest Problem, tune into the new and only fan show, The After Problem, only on YouTube on Skitsoshan TV. Well guys, you might have to check out Skitsoshan. Fucking finally. I've been waiting for somebody to make a programming block around this show for three years. Well, I know Josh Denny supposedly goes live before us but he never pings

me to retweet it. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah he does a show every Friday like before six but uh he's got to ping me so I remember to promote him. Also he does it on Twitter he's got to put it on YouTube. Wakataka. He can't last on YouTube man. I know he can't. He barely lasts on YouTube. That's true. Wakataka for five says I spend too much time thinking about Sean not going to Dick's wedding. Diamond G for two. Finally got my copy of Superkiller and it was lit. Cool. And for another two he says the colors sucked though. Guys, you know what? I won't make the announcement but we are on track. Let's put it that way. Frank Lucas for one. Thank you. Weaned for five on the last two hours of my 12 hour shift. Glad this show is here to give me energy. Keep up the good work.

Thanks. Alistair Cloperino for two, it says, I hate gain aggers. Me too. And I'm not going to say it fast. Purple possum for 50, great time meeting you guys at Hackamania. Vito borrowed my mouse but didn't need it or had no USB-C ports. It is the latter. I don't have USB-C ports on that old laptop had a great time great meeting everyone man I was so glad I didn't accidentally play pornography during our set. I was like man. I should really clean up this laptop Before I do it, but I didn't have time shit lipster 5

I kept being like right a dirty laptop and a dirty room man. I was like media browser Please don't play a playlist because I think my playlist is all horrific pornography My parents house is spotless. Their computer desktop is just littered with trash. Oh, yeah I'm my computer spotless wherever I live is just you know, if there's no woman there It's cluttered as hell, but you have both are a mess. I'm uh, yeah, everything's a horrible nightmare Shit lips for five. You don't please fix your audio. Hopefully I hopefully the audio was okay doesn't sound like it was too bad Probably fine Johnny rocket for 10 says there's still time to back the maniac. That's maniac with a K Vito says I win if we hit 2k before super killer releases guys check out the maniac with a K on

Fund my comic calm were you talking to the fun my comic guy about some Yeah, I said with him. He needed Apple pay and then he said something on fundmycomic.com. Were you talking to the fund my comic guy about something? Yeah, I said that he needed Apple Pay and then he said something, he said like, we have a proprietary, he said something that I know immediately means their setup is fucked and like he's getting somebody who's totally incompetent is building it.

Same, like it's like rumble times 10, but I'm like, all right, whatever. Like you guys are, I mean, no offense. I'm just like. It might work. I don't know if it's working, right? No offense, but I'm an expert when it comes to websites.

Payment processors. E-commerce and what you're doing. So no offense, but take a second look. Some people want to do what they're going to do. You can't force it. Yeah, I mean nothing bad by it, I'm just saying, take a second look at it. Maybe it's worth looking into. It's nothing to me.

Reketa Law is here, we saw him at Hackamania, that was fun. I was sad, I thought the karaoke was being livestreamed, because that was great. He did a, I forget what song he did. I heard you were great, Vinnie said you were great at karaoke. that was great. He did a... I forget what song he did. And then I did... I thought you were great. Vinnie said you were great at karaoke. Well, I did You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette, but I did it from the perspective of Aaron Imholt. Oh.

Cause I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away, April, it's not fair. It was fun. You left when you went away April it's not fair It was fun Anyway, Nick Reketa says it's about a jilted lover 8647 is the number of calories in vetoes breakfast I didn't eat breakfast today So I win veto make like the kid next door and get awkwardly stared at by you Nick's been tweeting some cryptic stuff at me that I don't completely understand. That's a fact yet.

Johnny Rico for two. Yeah, I get that part. Johnny Rico for two. Whose idea was the remote setup? I hate it. Dick's ears are dying. What are you gonna do? Hartford Dingledorf for five.

Dick likes red grapes. Vito likes gang grapes. That's funny. Cold Lampin for two. Vito, come to Boston. You ruined it by canceling. I don't know what that means enormous scunt for two Let's all take a ride down the sewer slide

Mr. Poops narco for two two super chats 15 minutes in yeesh veto get it together Captain and Santa for two RIP biggest problem. We hardly knew yee mr. Poops narco for two veto is huge Mullet kid for two RIP show another win for the toe. Is the toe winning right now? I think the toe is winning. Lava D sauce for five. After 14k in tests to figure out an issue years ago I was eventually told we don't know. Yeah. And that's how I was taught to never go to the doctor. I'm actually gonna go to the doctor for the first time in a while. For what? See what's wrong. I don't know just get a checkup I guess. What does that mean? They do like blood tests, you know, just check, make sure you're not dead. What are you testing for, like in the blood?

It's probably diabetes, I assume, at this point. You have it. Possibly, it's very possible. It's free of charge. No, you 100% have it. Free of charge. Thank you, Dr. Dick. Diabetes type two, you got it. I just live like I have diabetes.

I keep bananas around or whatever. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Mr. Poopsnarl over two, bulbous, bulbous, bulbous, bulbous, bulbous, Laurence Devaney for 10, Vito's spot on about rap analysis. No matter where I go, there are overeducated white hipsters

trying to explain the nuance of every bowel movement passed by Kendrick Lamar or some other pop rapper. It really is, rap analysis should be a problem. It's so pretentious. It's like he rhymed words on top of a beat. There's nothing else you need to say. Leon's law for five. Like just say the n-word. Like this you wrote this whole essay. Like it's the same sentiment that you're expressing. I wonder if there have been any critical essays of Ye's new song. I wonder what the rap analysis community is. Well, with a bold chorus,

he comes forth and pronounces cleanly. I also hate like that, you remember that website where you could like look up rap lyrics and it would tell you what they mean? But then like sometimes they would argue, Rap Genius, I think it was called? No, I don't know that site. Yes, you'd be like,

Yeh, all my N words sippin' licorice. And then you'd be like, it'd be like, yeah, all my N words sipping licorice. And then you'd like hover over sipping licorice and be like, in the dirty South, this is a drink involving whatever. And you're like, oh, okay, now I know more about the culture. Yeah, we would have like a British accent, like a wild life. In the American South.

In the American South. Sipping licorice. Similar to sussurp. You know, sipping licorice is not actually a rap term but I think it should be because that sounds pretty good. Sipping licorice with my boys on the porch. Let's see. Leon's Law for Five. My girl's mom has tinnitus and my girl has a condition where sound causes her pain called

hypercusis. Yeah I know I hope it's not that hyper shit. If it's that I'm fine. That's nasty stuff. Seems genetic. nobody else in your family has these problems there No All right. Well Dean shock for two. Thanks for the laugh boys Skits are Sean for two you turned your hotel room into a pigsty. Oh, man I just threw that mattress right in front of the AC. Oh, I slept like a baby

Poet it for five. I took a picture of a plant and Bing AI said it was hemped hemp I cracked the stem and my fingers got itchy. Turned out it was stinging nettle AI's garbage. That sucks. Pigeon for 20. You didn't know it was... Yeah, how did you... Why did you think it was hemp?

Why did you rely on it? Where did you see... Yeah, where did you see it? Was it just outside? You're like, oh, hemp, I'll play with it. Pigeon for 20, residential blasting. Now that's a thrill. Jing Wong for five.

God damn it, Vito. Don't talk shit about the Huff and Puff slot machine. That game rules unless the operator set it too tight. You suck. Do you guys want me to upload my video of me playing the Huff and Puff slot machine? Maybe I'll put it on Twitter. I want like 120 bucks. Bob to Williger for 20.

Great June coming up for me going to the million dollar extreme Well, you put MDE extreme but million dollar extreme world peace premiere in New York City on the fifth. Then on the 21st It's the W ATP TDS spectacular dick. What did you say? You wanted everyone to come wearing something about sandals? yacht rock Yacht rock theme yacht Yacht Rock theme. Yeah. No one's gonna do that. Yeah, we're doing it.

We're all doing it. All right. Coo for two. Biggest problem is not enough anime. Pachinko. I do wish they had Pachinko in Vegas. I would play Pachinko. Coo for five.

Tukey loves fast food and gambling. He and Vito should team up and do a show about these subjects. I actually did enjoy hanging out with Tukey and when we went to White Castle we were discussing various fast food facts. So maybe me and Tukey could do the fast food podcast. Utah Beast Armenian for two. Does Tukey like talking about stuff that he's going to do one day also? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very good at it. You guys could talk about stuff. We could talk all about that. Grogan for two. AI therapy Vader is the beginning of Terminator. I agree. Bender for five, the only thing more disgusting to Vito in his grape comments is Fortnite.

We do hate Fortnite. Clap, trap, and destroy for five, I'm late, here's some money. Thanks. Coo for two, I'm gonna get replaced with Darth Vader AI. Yeah, now I can have Darth Vader tell me not to kill myself, Coof. That would actually be a good way to open the shell, let's get that voice clip. Pidger for five, if an ad campaign stops you from sewerslide, you should do it. Pineapple man for two. Well, mentioning suicide at all makes people do it. Like, there's no version of

hey don't kill yourself that won't make people kill themselves more. Haven't they done studies where like any attempt to like educate teenagers about suicide just makes them more likely to commit suicide? Yeah, and definitely having billboards everywhere. Because they just start thinking about it and obsessing about it. Suicide awareness like causes more suicide, I think. Yeah. Well, what are you gonna do?

Pineapple Man for two, fake cop, motorcycle, fairings. Yep, you know Pineapple Man. You know the story. He knows what's going on. You know the story. T.R.N.E. for five, repeat problem the Maddox hated, California cop fairings. Fairings, yeah.

Aspartame branch number five, people with fake cop cars. It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. Cop suspensions, cop shocks. Yeah, bad times. Jab City for five. When are you sending out that $25 shipping invoice for a 3.5 year late comic cheetah? Well, it's not 3.5 years late.

So fuck you. So when are you sending the invoice out? The shipping will be very affordable. I'm going to ship it cheap. Can you pay the shipping and installments? Yeah, you pay it in installments. We'll get installments. With crackle or whatever that is? Oh, Mike Hunt reminds me for two. He says the joke was a guy who loves giving eye tests. You remember that bit?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love giving the test. It's fun for me. Take as long as you want. The no pressure eye exam where it's like, can I see two again? Yes. Yeah, and that see two again. And that should have been my problem explaining your symptoms to docs. Like you're like, man, if I don't explain these symptoms exactly right, it means that I'm deaf.

And if I do explain them right, I get my hearing back. Like that's the game we're playing here. Cause the doctor doesn't give a fuck. They got about, you got about 10 seconds to make a good impression. My problem is when the doctor just won't let me lie to them to get the conversation over with. Like what?

Well, because I'm getting that, I get that super Ritalin or whatever, you know, because it just gives you, it's just basically cocaine and a pill. But to get it, I have to talk. Yeah, it is meth basically. So I talk to them, but- Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you taking?

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I've told you about this. I don't know. But the thing is, because it's a controlled substance, every month I have to have a tele-visit with the doctor or whatever to make sure I'm not abusing it. You are abusing it. I'm not abusing it. I'm using it to fucking get energy.

To do what? It lets me focus. You should be on that shit. It gives me focus. It's focus. Prove it. Extra focus. How can you prove that? I don't know. It works. It's good. Well, it's focus. How can you prove that? I

Don't know it just it works. It's good. Well, it's you should get meth. That's why it's definitely good How's it helping? Okay, it helps me focus on my work, which is what it's prescribed for and that's what it's for Okay, does it help but every time I? Yeah, maybe a little bit. I mean it gives me some pep gives me some energy The thing is I talk to this Asian lady, and she goes, So have you been exercising lately? And I go, yeah. And then she goes, really? I go, yeah, pretty much every day I've been exercising. And she goes, yeah, really? Really? And I go, will you just let me say that I've been exercising? Do you need to add the, huh, that's strange.

Doesn't look like it. Just let me lie, okay? I'm exercising a good amount. Oh my goodness. How long are you gonna stay on this methamphetamine for? I don't know, I just take it when I need to work, you know? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It works! I would say I'd give you one but I think that's against the law. Pigeon Fortuices. I have meth. I don't need. Well you don't have meth but. I have Adderall. You have Adderall, sure. I can't take anything now though. I'm nothing. No liquor, nothing.

This is the slow release so like the problem with Adderall is it like, you know, it's like a quick burst, right? This stuff is like slow release all day long. What's it called? It's called like a concerta is the brand name. Oh, okay. The weird thing is, and I didn't realize this was a thing is that the pill doesn't dissolve. It just turns black. And you're Inside of you?

Yeah. So I looked in the toilet and there was just a little black capsule and I went, when did I eat a tiny black capsule? And it's like, oh no, that thing just, it doesn't digest, it just passes through you and turns black as night. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your pill is not supposed to come out in your poop. What are you talking about?

It came out in my poop. Yeah, that's what it does! No, it's digestible. The medicine comes out when you digest the pill. What are you talking about? And what's left is an entire pill! The whole pill comes out, but it's turned black! It's fucking weird! Because it's full of bloody shit! Because you got an ulcer, bro! I know what that's what it is! I don't think I'm an ulcer. Okay, the rest of my stool looks fine This is really weird side effects for concerto. I looked up I said is it supposed to come out as a giant black Pill or whatever this and this is one of the side effects is that your perception of color is distorted

Oh, yeah, I've been getting that like you see different colors when you're looking that other people aren't seeing when you're looking at them Yeah, that's pretty cool. I mean I don't take it every day. I take it there Reds will look slightly off and yellows will look slightly off too than what they are to everyone else Well, no wonder coloring this comic has been a nightmare. The colors look different to me That's what's causing it Well, it's been working And again, I don't take it all the time. I just take it and working to get you high. Yeah

Yeah, well, I mean whatever it helps you focus. That's the point whatever everybody has a thing This beer really helps me focus. I could just okay Well, I could go get cocaine if I wanted a bunch of energy But instead I have found a legal fucking thing that has been prescribed to me And an Asian lady girls me about her productivity and focus for productivity. I'm not like using it for funsies Yeah, yeah Okay, let's see pigeon for two the most FUN you can have on a Friday evening Oh, yeah, Mr. Total for ten neck tension can reach your ears and jaws might cause issues like this

It might be worthless, but try the neck and soldier massage and stretching. I've had similar issues from rheumatoid arthritis I'm going I'm getting a massage tomorrow. I got my say go get a massage I got a wonderful. I got a wonderful gay guy that I go to for a massage I got a wonderful gay guy that I go to for a massage. I'm gonna have him go all over my face and my neck and my jaw, get his fingers in my mouth. I'm gonna ask him to do. I'm just doing anything. It's just every day.

Well, have you seen the guy who grabs people by the neck and he like yanks them back? No, I'm not doing that shit. I really think you gotta get the nose balloon. MC Lightsaber for 10. It's wild that ripitards called Bosch, Faustin, Histrionic. When Eric and his butt buddies were crabbing themselves over bunny money and novelty scissors, at least someone tried to whack Bosch.

I don't know that story. Is Bosch been, well Bosch is the guy making that pig man comic, right? Yeah, did the Islam's try to get him? Probably, yeah. Does he live in the UK? I don't know. Pigman comic, right? Yeah, did the islamists try to get him? Probably. Does he live in the UK? I don't know. I don't know.

I assume not, because he couldn't make that. How could he make that comic if he's in the UK? Oh, yeah, that's true. They wouldn't let him do it. He must be American. He must be American. Johnny Rockenfeibs. He gets really upset if you shit on the troops, though.

Have you noticed that? No, I don't know. I haven't seen that. It's like bro, come on. Was he in the military or something? I don't think so. Military guys don't get that pissed. I don't know, some guys really internalize the love of military, you know? It's the core foundation. They protect our freedoms. You gotta realize, call people names. Like, fuck man, calm down. You're not like, you're not in the military. What are you so upset about? Also, I'm pretty sure the military guys, did you see the report that like the Department

of Veteran Affairs just has been giving away an extra couple of billions of dollars a year and they're like, oops? Yeah, cause like every veteran's doing a disability scam. Yeah. Yeah, I think if you are a veteran and you're not doing a disability scam, you're probably fucking up. You're a sucker. Yeah. You just go, I got PTSD. Give me some money. Don't yell at me, Blush.

Johnny Rockford for five says the AI Superchats suck. It will interrupt a joke. Don't do it. We wouldn't have it interrupt. You can choose when to play them. Never. You play them during the Super Chat portion. No. We could just try it. No Matteo Roberto for five. I was listening to Melton show and he was turning veto down for reasons I can't remember and the worst part was the AI voice

Because he lets them interrupt the show just don't let them interrupt the show The wind then play them what when the show's not on great Vito the terrible super chat segment that nobody likes anyway We're out for this segment everyone except ready hates this shit When the show's not on, great Vito. During the terrible super chat segment that nobody likes anyway. Everybody loves the super chat segment. Everyone except Reddy. Everyone hates this shit. Ideal Mexican for 20, hearing the disappointment of Richard's voice when he saw what was in the fridge

was so great after hearing his problem. Oh yeah, the con. Yeah guys, you gotta watch the hack-a-mania to see what was in the fridge. Balder for two, Diabeto, yes. Taynick for 10. Dick signed my hot goss tea. Oh, you signed a ladies assets.

Yes. Thanks for coming. That was cool. I love seeing that. My husband got the first comic appearance of Superkiller in ISOM 2. Yes, I drew Superkiller into somebody's ISOM 2 copy. Oh, wow. That is the first appearance of Superkiller.

How long did that take you to draw? Like three days? A couple of months. A couple of months. That's amazing. Yes. A couple of months. That's amazing. That's very good. And Dickinson Post for five says,

FUNBY comics is going to ban people for doxing backers when given proof. Bad policy, bad tech. Still no Twitter cards on pages, no SEO at all. I don't know, man. People are using it. I haven't looked into it, so I don't know what's going on over there. Justin Brodyk for two, anything Kendrick Lamar says is not that deep.

I agree with that wholeheartedly. And that might, let's see if there's, oh, we got one last Super Chat from our good friend Kouf, who says, I can't believe Superkiller was delayed because of Concerta. Superkiller was not delayed because of Concerta. Concerta has helped with the creation. Concerta is the only reason that Superkiller is coming out. Vito is like the Nazi army. Powering himself with meth and delusion. Without that you'd have nothing. Guys vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show

and check out Hackamania, biggest problem in Hackamania. Dick's show this Sunday. Sorry for the remote show. Everyone pray for Dick and his ears. Goodbye. Bye.