The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 194

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

Wait what do you mean? I'm here there it is there there there there there Every day you become a master of this program look at that. That was so much faster What our heads getting bigger every episode I? Might as did I zoom in I might assume them You're you you're nor Vito. I've entered the clerks verse. I'm a Vito I've entered the clerks verse I'm a vintage indie indie movie Vito anytime anyone mentions that movie I get I'm upset I get a bad feeling in my stomach what does that mean in what way like everything about it and all the fans of it I'm echoing by the way through your headphones. Yes you are. And now I've turned off my speaker. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uh Well because it started off kind of endearing and fun and then realized Kevin Smith

I don't know what happened. He's a crazy douchebag and a shit. Yeah Yeah Well, what's interesting is remember he was on Miramax and also Tarantino was on Miramax And so Harvey Harvey Weinstein involved in that? Yeah, exactly. Harvey Weinstein would bring these two guys out. Both fiction and clerics came out,

or maybe it was reservoir dogs and clerics, came out around the same time. Yeah. And it was like, this is the future- Well, you're not black and white because of Michael Madsen, are you? No, no, no. Although I was watching clips from Sin City earlier.

Harvey Weinstein was going, this is the future of independent filmmaking. A guy who makes really interesting action, dramatic thrillers, and a guy who his friends smoke pot and they fuck around. And it turns out only one of those actually had a future to it. I think, I don't know, more anything it's like... Yeah, and it turns out only one of those actually had a future to it. I Think I was Clerks were you into any of it when it like earlier on I instantly hated everyone who enjoyed it and also It also I just realized it ushered in this like it ushered in this era of discussing movies and culture and that really, if I had to pick between pedophiles and people who talk about movies to wipe out on the face of the earth, I would have to think about it.

I mean, I was deep in the View-Escue universe. I even saw their... View- askew is the name of the product Kevin Smith's production company and they even made the I even saw their their horror movie vulgar from 2000 did you ever see that one no god no it's the guy from clerks is a run-down loser yeah who I think gets raped by a clown let's see he gets hired to work at a party then he's attacked and brutally beaten and raped in real life you see no in the movie you get to see the guy from clerks like oh this will be funny

it's from the clerks guys I want to see that in real life it's Dante from clerks getting raped and then he becomes a murderous clown I don't know the fuck. I don't want to really have a movie I don't want to really happen in real life But I do want to see a movie where the actor who plays Dante from clerics Yeah, is playing the actor is actually great and is raped and beaten by a clown sure Doesn't matter. We uh, Steve Dave was at Hackamania, did you talk to Steve Dave at all?

Who the fuck is Steve Dave? See I knew that. That's the difference between me and you. I was like, oh my god it's Steve Dave. And I know that you are like, who the fuck is it? Steve Dave was, again, he was in a bunch of Kevin Smith stuff. Remember in Mallrats? Well, kind of. It's more like he's Kevin Smith's friend from New Jersey who's just in the movies. So he's potentially one of these Hollywood pedophiles. No! Steve Dave's a... he's not a Hollywood pedophile. He was on, did you ever watch their comic book men reality show that Kevin Smith put

together? No, I was in the, I think I saw- You were having sex with girls in high school. Got it. Yeah. I think it came along later. Anyway, he was at Hackamania. I think he's a friend of Carl in Carl's show.

Okay. And he's the guy in Mallrats. Remember in Mallrats, there's a comic book store, a guy who owns the comic book store. No, that movie is, uh, it sucks. I didn't see that shit. You never saw Mallrats? No, it looks like trash. No. It's like, I think Mallrats, I'm not sure if it would hold up now, but obviously when I was a- You don't think so? You know, 15 year old boy

Yeah, okay. Well, no, maybe that could be that maybe that's the pitch. There's no malls anymore I mean they made a clerks three. I guess there's still convenience stores. I still refuse to see that new clerks movie I've read what happens and I'm like what happened to Kevin Smith man. She's iron. Well, whatever he he should have stopped making movies Whatever happened to him. Okay, let's do well He couldn't get Rosario Dawson for the movie So he said I'll just kill her and her unborn child and I'm like, that's not the solution to that problem Christ Kevin cool movie. Thanks buddy cool stuff. Okay ready? Yes We like Steve Day. Good guy. Why? Biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe. The only show that brings every problem in the universe from shows moving to different

Days to shows on two weeks delays. There's too many gays too many gays Oh wait, that's not one? Name can't be blank. Thank you very much. Not such a great one But it was the best one we got. Let me host Dick Mastroson joining me as always, Fido G. Swaldee. How you doing? Hello, Dick Doing alright. You got anything fun planned for the fourth any magic stuff? I wanted to drive to Buffalo Bills, but I'm probably not gonna drive to Buffalo Bills this the serial killer No, the the casino the prim casino. Oh the prim casino. What are they doing? They're shutting down forever And I'm like it's gonna be my last chance in Vegas Yeah, yeah, you know when you're driving to Vegas the before you hit Vegas, there's Buffalo Bills with the

Roller coaster or whatever else place a shithole. Yeah. Yeah, exactly It's like a delight go there you want to like mess it up or steal just to be like the last day of Buffalo Bills casino, you know that Bonnie In Prim yeah, exactly. Are you gonna go to Vegas after that? I guess, I would probably stop in Vegas afterwards, but see Bonnie and Clyde's death car one more time, you know, one last time.

They're not gonna sell that thing or are they just gonna roll it out the back? I assume that it's just, I think they're gonna probably just shutter the place and all that stuff, gonna rot away in there. Yeah, cuz that like it's one of these things where they just owned the land It's not like they're renting the land so they could have it sit there forever And they're just gonna close the doors they could turn it into like a homeless casino a homeless themed casino Where they let the homeless it already it kind of already is that that'd be fun

If you've been to Buffalo Bell's casino in the last couple of years, it's basically a homeless film. Yeah, you're playing blackjack and then the homeless come over and try to like bum cigarettes off you or ask for, you know, ask for a buck. And the deal is you're homeless. They don't know the rules. That'd be fun. They don't know the rules. They're just making it up.

You're playing quarters and stuff and like some kind of weird some kind of weird Game that that black people play you're like, I don't I think you just bet on this every time Do they not understand? Why are we betting little plastic bags of what is this? You play dollars or whatever? Yeah, there's a game called But I forget how do you I think there is a casino adding rock-paper-scissors I think I think they're finally getting in on the Vegas vacation. Okay Method of gambling is this you testing out Vegas. Are you gonna move into prim? Man, I would I would love to get toys. I

Would be cool to fill with toys No, I just like I like kits kitschy, like inexplicable shit where you're like, why did you think this was a good idea? And like, it was such a bad idea that now you're watching it fall apart. Like, do you know they used to have like a river ride that went around the whole casino? Like you would be in a raft.

Like, oh, it's like, it's a casino themed after like the gold rush era of California We're like I you're riding down the river collecting gold and you're like why did you think? Did that in Disneyland success You go around the casino and there's like horrible rotting mannequins of like an old-timey prospector like mannequins of like an old-timey prospector like waving down at you. How come all these fat chicks go to Disneyland and not Prim's Casino? Well that's the thing is I when I go to Disneyland and I've only been once I like the weird old shit that like like my favorite thing about Disneyland is

that they just have an exhibit where you sit down and animatronic Lincoln lectures you about slavery. Yeah. And I'm like, at one point, whoever, if Disney came up with this himself or whatever, he's like, this is what people want. They wanna see a robot Abe Lincoln. And the line for Guardians of the Galaxy is like four hours long.

You can ride Lincoln as many times as you want. There's no wait. How come? You can speed run Lincoln like many times as you want. There's no wait How can you can speed run Lincoln like ten times in a row you just run in a theater? He goes for score and seven years ago. It's it's exciting to me My wife said they've sanity of it my wife's favorite ride at Disneyland was one where you go in and like You can they have like scenes from the movies and you can record your own voice saying the line. And then it plays it back to you.

I think I know what you're talking about. They got rid of that like a while ago, right? Yeah, and we went and she's like, they fucking took my favorite ride and it was just a thing. And I was like, the whole time I was like, like a talk boy? Like what are you talking about? She's like, trust me it's amazing. You know you can just like take the movie and talk over and it's the same thing. No, it gives you the cues. Yeah, I know what she you talking about? She's like, trust me, it's amazing. You know, you can just like take the movie and talk over and it's the same thing. No, it gives you the cues and yeah, I know what she's talking about. Well.

Well, they get rid of all that shit. Now they're even getting rid of Tom Sawyer's Riverboat or whatever, because they got to make room for more cars shit. I like all the weird kitschy Americana where you go, man, people really used to give a shit about this stuff You know it's like a Disneyland's haunted and that they there's a they steal your foreskin. That's why we can never go It's full of juice like it's full of haunt haunted liquid. Yeah, do you like any of the theme parks? Are you like do you like any?

rides or like Magic Mountain Which one's magic? I've never I like Magic Mountain. Which one's Magic Mountain? I've never been to Magic Mountain. It's this really cool looking- Is that Disney? Is Disney on that? No, no, no, no, no. Their slogan is fuck Disneyland.

They have it- Fuck Disney, we don't have any of that crap. Yeah, they have a scanner checking for knives. They have a metal detector at the beginning that says Mexicans only pointing down and then it scans you for knives in the way and it says fuck Disneyland. It's really, drive down the,

if you drive on the five north, it's this really, it's this huge park in Valencia with all these amazing looking roller coasters that never work. It's a really interesting museum of like a statement on consumerism and culture where they've built a huge amusement park and none of the roller coasters ever work and the bigger they are, the they work less. It's really a fascinating art installation that I love.

I gotta go. I gotta go and I want to go to I got a friend trying to get me to fly to Florida They want to go to all the Disney crap. I don't know. Okay. Don't believe that a friend wants me to go to Disney I Don't want to go Shows moving from their normal times. That was number one. I'm glad with that problem has gone away Mm-hmm deli dummies 41. I got a lot of comments on that too really Yeah, nesting apparently I am too. I need to make a list of stories I've already told because I gotta you told the story I heard that one guys we did 200 episodes You don't remember every fucking thing you ever said. I'm sorry. I'm like twice though make a list of every story

Yeah, I think that's the problem with all podcasts at some point you run out of stories You're like racking your brain your good stories are gone Okay, they're a bit and federal holidays that was that was a fucking retarded problem that you had I agree I Couldn't go to the post office on Juneteenth. Did you enjoy that all I? Forget I think I did okay. I definitely thought about slaves. That's that's what matters, right? Yeah, that's good. John a moment Okay, herb beta patch says it's settled veto needs to go on the financial audit and explain to Caleb why his Final Fantasy They keep texting me they do

Yeah, oh you have to go on. Once a week I'm getting a message from their text in my phone going hey Vito We'd really love to get you on you know if you got like 10 minutes to talk to our producer or something I'm like hey, and I'll get to it. Yeah Are you gonna do it? I'm like 50-50 on it. Let's put it that way. What would it take? I'm like 50-50 on it. Let's put it that way. What would it take? If this shows finances keep dipping I'll have to go on because then I'll have a good reason

Like oh what happened your finances these months? I'm like I take the only good thing I had going don't worry No, it's not you everybody. I know this isn't I know I know this isn't gonna stop people from speculating, but every, for the last two months, every single sound to me above a 50 decibels is excruciating pain. It's called hyperacusis or Knox Acusis. And it's so rare that not only do they, not of course they don't know what causes it or how to fix it, but also it's so rare that not only do they, of course they don't know what causes it or how to fix it,

but also it's so rare that, Ian, that doctors don't even pretend to care about it. They just go, you know what? That's the worst, dude. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I said, well, what if I do this? He goes, I don't know, man.

I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I said, well, I was on Reddit all week after the Boston show. I stayed in my room because my ears were so fucked Just reading and I said I've stayed up all week reading this stuff and this might work and he goes well The last thing you want to do is is read about it You know obsessively and like are you fucking do something you fix it

You're the how did you get to be a fucking doctor if not reading shit like what the fuck are you talking about? What is even what is even your job jackass? Jesus Christ dude um Yeah, anyway, it'd be nice to see you on the financial audit Just bring in fake stuff. Just fake everything well. I mean I'm not gonna say what I thought would be funny never mind Yeah, let's go on there. I I'm not gonna say what I thought would be funny, nevermind. We'll see what happens. Yeah, let's go on there.

I mean, it would be great to go on there and like totally crash out and just be like, you don't understand, I made this comic book and all the money's, you know, whatever. Yeah, fake it. Just fake all your bank. Bring in someone else's. Find somebody who's like,'s account whose finances are fucked and Don't look at them and bring it in and have to try to react and bullshit right from jump straight of

stuff you know are I'm in some I have some risky positions. I should probably unwind. Let's put it that way. What is your what are your risky positions? I I'm too deep into some stocks. I gotta unwind. Put it all in VOO, dude. Now's the time. Interest rates go to 1%. That's what I'm hoping.

I agree. Go buy some Jupe. JLP. Go buy some JLP on Solana. Go buy some JLP, not Jupe. JLP. JLP on Solana. Is that Jesse Lee Peterson coin? Jesse Lee Peterson coin, yeah. Buy it on Solana is that Jesse Lee Peterson coin?

Jesse Lee Peterson coin yeah buy it. I don't want Jesse Lee Peterson coin That's fucking what's the actual good coin you would know I said fucking JLP go fucking buy it What is it tell me what it does? What is it? What am I gonna? What am I gonna say? That's gonna make you go buy it? I just want some anime NFTs. I saw some cool NFTs the other day and I went, ah, I do kinda want those. Go buy those then. Thank you.

Sam says, looks like Carl put on some weight. Chomo says, Dick is crazy for not finding Funkhouser funny. He is funnier than Dick. Thank you. Yeah, he, the guy is. I'm not saying that, but. He should have been him the guy, not him playing a guy. Just watch Curb. You don't even watch the show and you're critiquing it. I'm not saying that but should have been him the guy not him playing a guy watch curb

You don't even watch the show and you're critiquing it because the decisions are stupid that they mean You got nothing now that you got a baby. You're gonna be sitting there watching the baby you watch curb Well, you're watching the baby. I'm gonna be watching only Shows from the 80s. I'm actually gonna go I'm gonna download all the shows I'm gonna use a computer to like in a box and play Reality from the 80s on Mike TV so I can change that so I can change the channel and it won't TV You want news and whatever make him think it's the 80s Reagan's president exactly exactly kind of fun It's not a bad idea. Yeah, right

Well, I always wondered, see it sucks that kids eventually interact with other kids and find out about iPads and other bullshit. Yeah. Cause I'm like, if you had a kid and you're like, this is an Atari, it's the newest thing. Would the kid not have fun with it? You know? Uh, oh no.

But then they see a Nintendo Switch and they're spoiled. Yeah. Um, okay. CJ Ped says, Vito should find a way to make money being funny instead of hawking junk. I mean That's the they're the same. I tried that it's way easier to hawk junk. No, I am trying to do host I was on pka that went well. Oh, yeah Yeah, have you ever been out with that Harley guy? Yeah, I went on to tell him that Idubs is a piece of shit and he defended iDubbbz for like an hour. And now he completely does not defend iDubbbz at all and you were completely right.

Vind- Totally vindicated. Yeah, see I wanted to ask him about the iDubbbz stuff but I'm like he's probably talked about it a million times. But he was fun, he was a fun guy. Yeah, it was fucking great. Uh, iDubbbz went after Israel and then all of a sudden Harley No Changes their minds I can't believe it What changed Jeremy Lowe says veto spending money he raised for a comic book veto

You are a bad person you spent all the money people gave you and bought trinkets Thief and then a veto imposter says oh no I turned your money into more money how awful Wouldn't be there arguing with this fucking lunatic Woody It is weird the way people view crowdfunding is they think you get the money And then you have to like put it in a locked safe Yeah, and never touch it yeah is they think you get the money and then you have to put it in a locked safe and never touch it. Yeah, you should.

And you're like, well, obviously I can take that and just put it in a high yield savings account or anything. Buy JLP with it. You should have bought JLP with it. Well, I bought Final Fantasy Magic Cards and they're doing it. They did take a little dip. There's been a dip in the market,

but hopefully it comes back. Nekrosy says, shows moving time slots is a pretty big problem. There's this show I catch on reruns while I'm watching it. I think this is pretty funny. I should buy the DVD set when the show is live. But lately, the show's been constantly moving. OK, it's about us.

Thank you. Thank you. Lion Cup is science. Vito's already told the meat slicer story and his other story at the end of the show. Yikes, he said. What was the other story? I got to make a list of stories I've already told Zargon says we already have the deli meat story I don't know how many times

I've heard it in a row yeah but I already read that comment so I mean I don't know you've already told kill Roy was here says why did Vito block me because I asked when super killer was gonna ship when he was posting images of the second issue I wanted to know I've hacked this book because I partly because I liked the story idea and for how he dealt with mr Burger a year ago. He was a cool guest. There you go. What's his what's his Twitter name? You gotta tell me a Twitter name I'm pretty sure you I'm pretty sure nobody just said hey, where's the comic or whatever? It's usually hey fat boy speaking of of whatever I won't get into it I did a lot of gray. It looks really good, right?

Okay Vito Chas Chasmo says veto needs to watch Seinfeld George Costanza could be an aspirational figure for him There David is George Costanza same thing Todd hustler says vetoes streaming equipment sucks. I'm not watching the Vito call-in show lame. Okay, there you go. Fantastic. For those of you who are listening, thank you. Do you have a thing today? I do have a thing. Would you like to do a thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on cuz I got a new one from Tomato Head. Here you go, and I'll remember to put it in the MP3 this time. Go ahead, dude.

Let's vote it up! Woke up quick, at about noon, just thought that I had to vote a problem soon. I gotta get drunk before the show begins and Dick and Vito start bitching at each other again. So I was about to vote but damn near went blind cause Young Cliff was stepping over Vito's property line He ran in the house to get Q-tips and a flat rim To cover C from the Z's so go vote up the problems that isn't hard

Biggest problem died show don't be a tard Take your hand off your dick go and check the list Find an up arrow and give that shit a click Oh shit! Wow! People are getting creative. And I'll say thank you for not including a, I don't know if that was a cover or whatever.

I always see comments from people going why are there ads on this episode? And I go, cause whichever one of you idiots sent in a voted up song decided you needed to leave 20 seconds of uninterrupted intro. Don't put an intro! And if you put an intro Whichever one of you idiots sent in a voted up song decided you needed to leave 20 seconds of uninterrupted intro Oh, yeah, don't put an intro and if you put an intro Yeah, you can put like two notes and then just start singing. I don't we know the song just

Okay, but then I get blamed people go. Oh, you don't put a million ads on the episode. There's a million ads on the episode I know Yes, I'm doing that no I have to go in and sometimes I like there's one episode. I can't do anything. I had to take the song out entirely or else it'll run ads So I have to like use YouTube's automatic remove music function. Yeah, that's okay. That's great I bet The other option is to tell YouTube, but I can only do this in certain instances I go this episode has a bunch of nudity and sex and racist talk and they go Oh my god, we can't put ads in my eyes you right? Yeah, and then it takes all ads off that makes sense

But again, if you ever see a million ads on an episode It's because some idiot when you know would be cool if like the first 30 uninterrupted seconds of Stairway to Heaven played before I shrilly go VOTE IT UP! VOTE IT UP! Alright, anyway, this is Voted Up, we're taking a look at some past problems, dick Yeah There's a recent one, which I still believe deeply in From episode 186, the problem of all technology is a flat rectangle Oh 186 the problem of all technology is a flat rectangle

Well, it's possible that this might be changing in a small way as Sony's patent on Slide-out gaming controls for mobile devices has ended this month Now did you ever see the Xperia Play cell phone? No. It was a cell phone that you took the screen and you pushed it up and underneath was a complete set of PlayStation controllers. Like a sidekick? Yeah, kind of, except with a game controller under it. Specifically a patent on having a game controller under the screen.

That's retarded. No, it's not retarded. That's a retarded patent. That's great. Yeah, it's a retarded patent. Yeah, that's bullshit. I mean great. It's a retarded patent. I mean, every time you have a phone, have you ever tried to get like those Bluetooth gaming like things where you got to jam your phone in there and always feels wrong? And you know, why can't they just build a gaming controller into it?

Well, you should. Your phone's a great emulation device. Anyway, now that that patent has expired, we're already seeing the new Ambr nick RG slide emulation device is coming out maybe the next time they will see more cell phones with gaming technology built in oh god very yeah okay this could be exciting this is good it's better than just a fucking rectangle that I got a video like how many video games you need to play every day you're going you're walking from the couch to the bathroom and you need to play every day you're going You're walking from the couch to the bathroom, and you need to play a game before you get there Fire up your Super Nintendo in the bathroom. Oh here we go Let's say you're at the DMV you gotta wait in line

Yeah, just wait there just relax Yeah, but you're there for like two hours, and it's like okay You play Candy Crush or whatever. Wouldn't you rather be playing a Super Nintendo Classic emulated lovingly? Yeah. Well, yeah. I remember waiting at the doctor's office playing on my phone and wishing, again, wishing I didn't have to use these on-screen controls. Wishing it had a slide-out gaming board. You guys are, you got enough video games.

If they make a gaming cell phone, if like Microsoft made a gaming cell phone with a joystick under it, I'd get it. That's fun to me. Yeah, I believe that. It's cool! I always wanted that Sony cell phone with the fucking slide-out controller. Yeah. Apparently the technology sucks, but it looks cool. Anyway. Okay. Maybe we're solving that problem. Controllers yeah, I lead the technology sucks, but it looks cool Anyway, okay Maybe we're solving that problem. Here's a problem. We're not solved. Oh guys that that problem is number 664 with 76 uploads

So I guess not very many of you care about the rectangle technology, but here's one you guys do care about From all the way back in episode 11 11 this was the problem of celebrity voice actors are you bringing this is getting so bad no I why well that's training is not voice actors right it's like the it's like the actor I don't want to see any actors in video games Like give me a fucking break dude That's a real guy Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Well I mean like that's that's Kojima's whole thing look Kojima clearly But that's what he wants

They could make anything they want they have They still pick a fucking guy Stupid yeah, but Kojima is just like an old Japanese guy who loves movies And he clearly just uses the fact that he's a video game guy to meet all his favorite actors and directors and go I put you In the video game, you know, Yeah. Like that's exciting for him. Did you see Frank? Is it what's the guy who directed Fury Road? The guy who directs Mad Max, Frank Miller.

Is that it? I don't know. He's he's in fucking Death Stranding. George Miller. George Miller's in it. Oh, more celebrities. Who else is in there? Junji Ito, Conan O'Brien was in the first Death Stranding.

Imagine if Super O'Brien. Super Mario Brothers, the original game. At the end of, after you kill Bowser, you go in the next room and it's CeeLo. And he's like, hey Mario, it's fucking CeeLo. A princess isn't here. Guillermo del Toro's just running around Death Stranding wearing like a rubber suit the whole time.

He looks like a fucking idiot. You gotta play Death Stranding. No, I'm not playing that shit. You're having a baby. This would be like a form suit the whole time, he looks like a fucking idiot. You gotta play Death Stranding. No, I'm not playing that shit. You're having a baby. This would be like a formulative experience. It's all about taking care of a baby. I don't want to waste- I don't want to spend time with a fake baby.

Would I have a real baby? Well, maybe you would teach you skills. Well, your normal baby is sleeping. You can learn from the digital baby. How to not fall off a mountain with a baby which I did many times that baby should have been dead but whatever yeah anyway look I'm saying the digital recreation of actual people I got no problem with it although some of them are cringe here's what's a problem dick remember Smurfs? yeah little blue fun. Obviously. Anybody, what did the Smurfs sound like? It was kind of like,

ah, we're smurfing around. Yeah, they sound like shitmuffs. Yeah, they sound like cool guys. So you probably would not need a triple-A voice cast of talent. No, I hate men. For the new, exciting Smurfs reboot. Wasn't like, that wasn't that Carlos Mencia a smurf in the first one problem I never saw the first look is this shit in the smurfs meet Neil Patrick Harris or was that a different one now they met Neil Patrick Harris now they've got a now they got gargamel's brother I think well here's here's the voice cast okay you have John Goodman as Papa Smurf

Then you have Nick Offerman as Papa Smurfs brother Ken John Goodman with his dentures that you can hear in like every Consonant he makes good dude come on and Kurt Russell as another one of Papa Smurfs brothers Like why do you need all these fucking people then you have that asshole James Corden as No name Smurf you have a Dan Lee a guy that in gay Smurf Well, there's gonna be a couple gay Smurfs. There's Dan Levy from what was that show fucking with all the Jews And they they're in like a small town The one and they have to be in a small town and their Jewish ways are whatever. You know that guy.

Amy Sedaris is gonna be a Smurf. Sandra Oh, Jimmy Kimmel. Is Aquafina gonna be a Smurf? Well, the worst one is of course leading it off in the role of Smurfette is Rihanna. Rihanna will be Smurfette. She's completing her. She's slowly changing into a white woman. She bleached her hair.

She kind of is. She won the country music, whatever. Now she's Smurfette. So she's blue now. She's not completely black. She's moving in. Are Smurfs the midpoint? Like first you're black, then you're blue,

then you're white. You slowly move your way in that direction. Yeah, basically, yeah. Well, Rihanna will take center stage as Smurfette, a role for which she also produces and supports musically, whatever that means. During the June 28th world premiere in Brussels, the pregnant pop star revealed that she recorded a powerful new track, Friend of Mine, for the film's soundtrack. So not only is Rihanna Smurfette, but I guess Smurfette is going to sing a song, which sounds horrible.

We also have Billie Lourd as Worry Smurf. So it's Black Smurfette. That's what they're doing. Yeah. All right. Nick Kroll's in here. Alex Winter is in here. Sure, I guess Alex Winter has nothing else going on. And everyone's favorite DJ DJ Marshmallow as turtle a friendly creature who is a friend of the Smurfs fantastic I can't wait to see the these like why it's just fucking Smurfs it's like what is the thinking is there a guy at home who goes I want to see

that Smurf shit And they go, oh, you know Nick Offerman is gonna play Papa Smurfs brother, and he goes I'm fucking in Let's do it. I love Nick Offerman It's supposed to be for parents, but the kind of parents who would show their kids a smurf movie with Rihanna Don't deserve to have anything nice. So yeah, I don't see what the point is There was also a thing recently where they're talking about you know The goofy movie is like a classic movie and at one but there was like they did a documentary about it recently and in the documentary They're like yeah

They they were really were like pushing us to get like a celebrity to be goofy and we're like it's goofy fucking no It's goofy. It has to be goofy's voice. It doesn't I think I ruin everything don't they? They have to ruin here fucking everything don't say they like that Casting directors you fucking casting directors you fucking miserable there. It is fucking casting directors you ruin fucking everything Well your genocide of my memory of my childhood memories I find it very bizarre that we did a star-studded Smurfs voice cast like whatever anyway celebrity voice actors currently number 124 with 433 upvotes Alright. Don't forget to vote it up. Woke up quick, at about noon, just thought that I had to vote a problem soon. I gotta get checked up but the show begins and Dick and Vito start bitchin' at each other again.

So I was bout to vote but damn, Neil went to his young clipper step and he was profiting a lie. He ran in the house to catch you. Oh dude. She's Asian. She's fuckin' horrible in the building. Yeah, that old Asian lady. From Grey's Anatomy. Fucking casting director. Why are there so many old Asian ladies in movies now?

Like, what was that decision? Have you heard of China? Have you heard of a little thing called, uh, China? But they're not watching half of this shit are they yeah there's they're watching everywhere everyone the thing at once watching invincible fucking love it they see they see short round up on the in the Oscars and they just start fucking throwing rice everywhere and kicking dogs they get so excited like fucking their fucking caves where they live They love it are they gonna get Chinese people to see this I don't think Chinese people are excited for Sandra

Oh even Chinese. I don't even know what the fuck she is Well, they're the Canadian American Asian descent. What does that mean? Is she Chinese or not? I hate when they're like Canadian American Yeah, yeah, but Chinese Canadian American or what? I fucking love it She was born in Korea. Oh, she's South Korean. I will say did you watch K-pop Demon Hunters? No, that looked like a- as soon as I saw that show I said that's a show for fucking pedophiles when it showed up on Netflix What the fuck is that all about? First of all, it's's a show for fucking pedophiles when it showed up on Netflix What the fuck is that all about first of all it's not a show it's a movie and second of all You should watch it. A movie for pedophiles. It's not for pedophiles. It's a very well animated

Did you like Into the Spider-Verse? It's very much like Into the Spider-Verse. No I didn't after looking back on it. It fucking sucked That movie sucks. They did a pretty good job. I enjoyed that movie. All right who won? Oh, I forget was it me. Yeah shows me. I don't know. Okay. My problem is deficit dummies Deficit dummy. Yeah here two big three three of the biggest retards on the internet deficit dummies Elon Musk and Thomas Massey and Rand Paul who will not shut the fuck up about the the deficit the United States deficit and spend on musk is like throwing a lot of goodwill away over it man he's really like

obsessed with it yeah he should he should light himself on fire like that monk in protest or that army guy in protest of the government spending any money. It was cool. It was cool when the government was just stealing stuff constantly and these guys were like, hey, the government shouldn't spend so much money. It's super fucked up. I'm like, yeah, that's right.

For 40 years, the government has done nothing but blow money on retarded shit that we can't afford. Yeah, that's true. And then one time, the first time in my life, the government says, you know what? We're gonna spend some money booting out all these fucking illegals who are taking- You can just say illegals, you don't gotta add.

All these motherfucking illegals that are taking everyone's job and ruining everything. Uninsured, motorist insurance, burdening the healthcare system, causing fucking rampant crime, taking farm produce jobs from all black people. We're gonna pace a little bit of money, a little bit of money, and we're gonna kick them the fuck out of the country.

The first time ever this happened, and these three morons spend, I don't know, what is it, two weeks now? Crying about spending a single dollar on anything? I brought this in from Rand Paul that sums it up. Throughout the Votorama, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you for using this term, fuck you! Throughout the Votorama, I was working all night to stop Congress from adding to our debt.

Okay, I mean, okay, that's fine, that's fine. Stop Congress from adding to debt, that's great I mean, okay, that's fine, that's fine. Stop Congress from adding to debt, that's great, but it's there anyway, dude. It's there, it's always gonna fucking be there, because that's how democracy works. You pay people to vote for you. Grow the fuck up and understand where you are, shithead.

I met with the VP and I reiterated my offer to vote for the bill. If it, here it comes, here it comes, if it included a 90% reduction in debt spending. So like a totally preposterous, retarded amount of reduction in the debt that would never have like this cute ass, this cute response and made up story. He wants to lower what by 90%? Reduction of the debt ceiling, the debt ceiling.

So, you know, I don't know what it's at $40 trillion. So, you know, I don't know what they're raising it. So he wants the debt ceiling to be lower, meaning we hit it quicker. Yeah, meaning we hit it quicker and we can't spend money on anything. And then we're not allowed to spend money anymore That'd be great, dude. No more military no more welfare, but you know, we don't that's not the world we fucking live in dude

No earmarks. No handouts just real fiscal reform. I wasn't looking for favors. I wasn't horse trading I was fighting for the American people and against our out-of-control debt bottom line if I offered my Vote for fiscal sanity Congress chose to sell out taxpayers instead. Only once the- what pisses me off about it, what- that is this asinine 90% number. That it's not a 50%? Well, what wouldn't- yeah, well that's an insane reduction. 20%? Like, okay, so you didn't a hundred. So you're willing to work with ten? And eleven's not? Like where's the fucking number then?

You shit head. You gay haired looking motherfucker. Do you understand what I mean? Uh, so the problem is guys who are obsessed with the deficit, well we can say it again. Yeah, deficit dummies. Like alright, hey let me, uh, give me 20 bucks and I'll, uh, I'll get all. I understand that they're worried about it. Right. Are they?

I mean, I don't know. Are they really like that? So he's not worried about 10% of it. He's worried about 90% of it. Is so, are they really? I don't want, I don't want my wife 10% raped, you know? I'm worried about that. I don't want it at all.

So where's this 10% come from? Now was he saying he wasn't gonna vote for the bill unless they did this? Was that what he was holding over them or something? They've been total cocksuckers, all three of them, and all their Indian followers on Twitter. Okay. Or Malaysia, whatever, whatever.

All their Eastern Hemispherean followers on Twitter. Sure. They've been total cocksuckers about all week. They're all very worried about, it seems like there are certain people who are worried that the, I mean, we've always been worried about the national debt, right? I get it

it's a it's concerning when All these other countries own so much of our debt and you know, are they gonna call it in could they manipulate our markets? Yeah Yeah What can you so we're we're getting rid of the Mexicans, right? So we're we're getting rid of the Mexicans, right? Because you know what they're gonna do the second they get in charge again is hey, let's start fucking with the food Let's make food free. Let's make everything free. What's the deck gonna do then fucking the guy in New York? So that's like that's like his big thing, which is fucking insane

Yeah, okay, man. Everybody get I don't know why I don't know anybody in government who says like, and here's the best part is like, we're going to be in charge of food. You go, okay. Okay. That's like the worst idea ever. Please don't do that. It's never worked out at all. Has it ever worked out anywhere? No, it only kills everyone. No. Every time they try it, it kills everyone like I'm like like the first the first thing you say when the government is like we're gonna be in charge of food I'm like oh my god it's like announcing you're gonna kill a couple million people just casually just for fun we're gonna have the grocery stores I think is with it my point is okay debt sucks right

there's people people in the future have to pay it. But you just, you know, you print more. Like you print more and then you vote. The whole point of democracy is voting to distribute resources. Take the money from people who are productive and give it to people who are not productive. It doesn't work when you import the entire third world

and have to split up the money that the productive people make among infinity people. It works in like- If they're building the houses, that's pretty productive. I saw a guy say, all my house building guys are too afraid to come build the houses. Yeah, get fucked! Dude, I'm going- when I go watch fireworks, I'm using that ice blocked shit to report

ice as being there, because I don't want 60 Cholos huffing nitrous all night while I'm trying to watch fireworks with my pregnant wife. You know why Buffalo Bill's Casino is closing? Why? Because they were making all their money having like Hispanic like concerts or whatever and all the all the Mexicans would come over the border from California to Nevada to come to these concerts Yeah, and now they're all afraid of going over the border because they're worried there's gonna be an ice check on it Get to know Buffalo Bill casino get the fuck

The Mexicans were keeping them going that were part of the important part of the gambling economy so long they were spending money It's a shame. What's happening? I would pay I would pay a quadrillion dollars on the national debt if we could wall off the fucking country and get keep all the people who are not here and their descendants here forever and fucking Incinerate launch everybody who tries to get in Illegally or legally into outer space you don't figure it out. I don't figure out the rest of it

You know wow you need Elon Musk on your side for that and he loves letting people he's got to go He's got to go on a a one way trip to Mars or wherever. We'll shoot him in Mars direction. You can probably trick him into going to Mars. You could probably get him really, like, hey, we're going to build a statue of you. You're going to be the first guy on Mars and just like send him up. And then like he's like, hey guys, is ground control there? Just cut him off completely.

Put him in a toilet. Put him in a porta potty. Fold him up and stick them in there. Why don't we just codify slavery in this? Look, we made a big mistake getting rid of slavery is what we've learned, okay? Because we got rid of slaves, and then we were like real bummed out, and then Mexicans started showing up,

and we're like, hey, we don't gotta pay these guys very much. Yeah, right, yeah. You know, we can, but you know, we can pay them in talking know, here we can pay them in talking about how inspired we are by them. That's the currency. Next, we go like, yeah, yeah, we go like, oh, my God. Now they're they're working for their families.

They don't they're not getting glazed. Right. But I'm saying, like, I think back in the day when like the blue states were all upset about slavery Yeah, if the red states were producing little videos about being like this is this is James and man He's just look at how hard he's working out in the field aren't you inspired wait? That's uncle Tom's cabin like this. That's what uncle Tom's cabin was exactly what you're talking about was it? They are noble, but don't you feel something for them now? Well, oh my. Well that's what we learned is that basically you can have slavery as long as, you know, occasionally you put out a thing where you go look at how fast this guy can pick fucking a cabbage. It's incredible.

He deserves to be here and we got gotta keep him here paying him nothing. Yeah. Like that's his right. Yeah, but they're getting paid a ton. The Mexican, the Mexican. What do you mean a ton? Mexican contractors, they're getting, dude, they're getting paid an assload.

They're probably getting paid more than what the black people who did their jobs if they were not here would be making. Well, they're probably getting paid a good amount because you don't gotta give them any sort of benefits or anything, it's just you give them the money and they fuck off, right? No, they're just doing, the farm stuff is all machines

anyway. And then they get free healthcare from the government. Nah, you don't pay healthcare and those kind of fucking jobs anyway. Well, no, but that's what I'm saying. I mean, that's been one of the things that's gonna fuck California, is that

Previously when uninsured people showed up to the ER or whatever Yeah, I think it was like 90% of those costs were getting passed on to the government Yeah, I was like, oh don't worry Just you know give this guy whatever he wants and the government will pay for it now Trump's saying we're only pay like 30% And the state has to pay for the rest of it. Yeah good. I Mean it is smart. One of the smart things about Trump is that he realized, listen, the only thing that matters is the money. If you start taking people's money away, they'll do anything you want.

He realized, like, people are people don't know math, so I'm going to fuck everybody over with math and they won't be able to explain it. Well, like with this, like Title Nine stuff where he goes, hey, I want to to you know less of this and less race-based admissions and no more trans athletes and they're like well We love our trans athletes. We support him. He goes. Okay, you don't get your title You don't get any money because the title nine they're like Actually, we always hate did you see the news that like they're making yeah They're apologizing to every athlete because they let leah thomas win some fucking Awards, I'm like wow that's all it took was just trump going

I'm going to take your money away, and they go never mind. We have no belief system What's up, and we will hold ten years of shit to all it took to get them? Night overnight all trump had to do is go I'm taking your money away, and like you can get everyone to change their mind immediately. It's such a smoke street. It's fucking crazy. You really... white people will not tolerate you fucking with sports. That was, there was a big article recently where they're like, you know, trans people, you probably could have had like a way better thing right now.

You had like a lot of sympathy on your side then you started pushing for like crazy shit and you lost it all. Yep. And that's what's going on with the debt ceiling is you know nobody cares anymore. Nobody wants your to reduce spending. 30 trillion since 1993. 30 trillion dollars. So what the fuck does it matter everything sucks more since 1993? But what the fuck are you talking about who at this point? Who cares it's gonna be 30 trillion dollars and what 11 aircraft carriers more than every other nation combined I think that point your debt. I'm saying you're Uh-oh is that me

Is that me or veto? No, I think it was me. I Sorry. All right. What were you said? I said when you have the military might of a god It's like you can kind of fuck around monetarily because at the end of the day Even if everything collapses, we have 11 aircraft carriers. Like what are you gonna do? You're gonna take over America? You're gonna take oh, we're gonna repossess your cities now like that we mean so you think it means Well China would try to take it China would try to collect and we'd be like and no Maybe yeah, all right. That's my deficit all right dummies

It's not the time. Alright. Well I had one, but I think it's too similar to one I already did. Let me do this one I got here. Okay. So, uh, I don't know, I've been watching Hulu lately. I've been rewatching King of the Hill, which is great. And that's on Hulu. And then sometimes Hulu goes, here's the new shows. Yeah. Which is always fascinating to me because like, do you have cable television? No. I haven't had cable television in like 20 years. Yeah. There's like these shows that clearly are designed for like

just morons, just whatever. We're just filling space. And they have this new game show called The 1%, and it's hosted by Joel McHale, who I think I like, but then sometimes I'm like, do I actually like Joel McHale, or was I just like gaslit into thinking I like Joel McHale? Like I liked Talk Soup.

A complicated concept. Okay. Do you remember watching Talk Soup back in the day? Yeah, Greg Kinnear was amazing. Oh, did he also host Talksoup? I watched the Joel McHale seasons. Sure you did, yeah. Whatever, Joel was great on there.

Anyway, so Joel McHale, who's just kind of floundered around is like a alternate version of Ryan Reynolds, is now hosting a game show called The 1%. And I was like, oh, this is is a it's like trivia you know they give people like the idea is increasingly difficult trivia questions and then each round it's like oh only two people missed it because that was the easy one and then ten go out or whatever that doesn't matter what matters is how horrifically fake it feels okay to the point where I'm like having

like an anxiety experience where I go are these real people? because they're not acting like real all of this is like carefully coordinated to a level and edited down into like this concise package where nothing about it resembles humanity anymore. I guess my problem is reality show editing. Where there used to be a human experience, like somewhere in here are a bunch of human beings interacting naturally.

Like that had to have happened at some point. But you've stripped away all awkwardness, all small snippets of silence, and condensed it down into this hyper-focused, nonsense product that just assails me with, okay, I'm thinking about when I was a kid, remember you were homesick from school, and you would turn on the TV and you'd watch Price is Right. Yeah.

And Price is Right. And then Donahue and Sally Jessie and all that and you watch Price is Right. Yeah. And then Price is Right. Donna Hugh and Sally Jessie and all that shit. Right. All that stuff. And you would watch Price is Right or you'd watch Donna Hugh or you'd watch... And even Jerry Springer had some editing, sure. But at the end of the day... Yeah, but it got bad. Jerry Springer eventually got that. Exactly what you're talking about.

Yes. Which is why Price is Right to me is the perfect example of it was a charming old man interacting with normal, maybe slightly offbeat people. There's a little bit of producing. Before the show goes on, they're talking to people in line being like, where'd you come out from? Oh, you got a funny story, you got a funny t-shirt, whatever. But at the end of the day, it was still just a charming

old man having actual interactions with people in a slightly ridiculous scenario. Hey, you got to sink this golf ball putt to win a thousand dollars. That's a little ridiculous. You know, the entertainment there, we understand it. That's a little ridiculous that if you hit a golf ball, you're going to win a thousand dollars. And they've taken that. I was watching it. Joel McHale goes, oh, well that was a a anyone in the audience got a Got a noise for that and they cut to a lady and the lady makes like a horse noise But it's clearly not her voice like they piped a horse voice on top of it

Well, you're watching shit for retards like what are you what are you complaining about? Oh this this fucking hamburger sucks about it but a lot of people are watching this stuff. It's like you go to McDonalds and you're like, oh this this fucking hamburger sucks! What the heck, it's all crooked! But like the art, what happened to just human beings interacting with each other being interesting? When TV started off... Watch Fish Tank if you want that. Sure! You gotta watch streams. That's great! Fish Tank is great, I agree. Or like a show like this which is like actual human beings interacting with each other.

Yeah, right. So but there are a entire generation- So why are you watching Netflix for that? Cause I'm watching fucking uh King of the Hill and it's on Hulu. And then I saw, I was like oh maybe this game show will be interesting. Of course it's not gonna be interesting! But here's what I don't understand is like the premise of the game show is interesting. I'm like oh like kind of simplistic trivia questions, and then it gets a little more complicated,

and, you know, oh, it's funny when a guy loses on a simple question. Like, that alone is a good premise, but then they just take it and they hyper-condense it down and they add like ADR of like a guy going, oh, Lordy, this is a hard one, and you're like, who the fuck said that? Where is it like?

And it's crazy to me the way it's manufactured. It was fun when it was like, okay, like I like Kitchen Nightmares, even though I understand every episode is exactly the same. That's the Gordon Ramsay one. Okay. Okay.

Cause at least in that, you could pick out some level of like, that food does kind of look like shit. And like that guy is kind of, there's like a slight amount of like that food does kind of look like shit and like that guy is kind of there's like a slight amount of Like yes, it's completely manufactured bullshit. Yeah, but at least there's like something there but now I'm looking at these people and even though they're game show contestants it all seems so hyper-organized and Scripted to the point where I go like I don't think there's a single human like just make it with AI at this point.

Let's fire up an episode of like Paw Patrol and talk about how the characters are too don't feel real and one-dimensional yeah. I think so you know how I hate Mr. Beast yeah I think part of why I hate Mr. Beast is this is like so much of his content. Yes yeah his Mr. Beast games is unwatchable. It's like... Yeah, I tried to watch a little bit of it and I was like, this is such contrived scripted bullshit that like how can anyone... I can't even keep track of what's going on. It's like the pacing is like all fucked up and I'm like, wait, they're on an island already?

How long are we in this weird studio? None of this makes sense to me. I tried watching one of his videos, which was he locked people in a bunker where an alarm goes off like once a day at a random time and they have 30 seconds to press a button or they lose all the money and they have to stay in the bunker for like 30 days.

So it's 30 days of like, okay, we gotta be close to the button because when the alarm goes off, we gotta press the button. But then it clearly turns out that it's not that hard. Like they're just sitting kind of near the button. And when the alarm goes off, they just kind of walk over to it and hit the button.

And then Mr. Beast tries to make it more challenging. He's like, all right, here's the deal. I'll double the money, but the alarm will no longer make a noise. So you won't hear it go off. And they go, oh no, that's too hard. We don't want to do that. Yeah.

And so it just ends up being them walking over to a button and pressing it. And you're watching the creative editing of like, oh, are they going to get there? Are they going to get there in time? And I'm like, he's sitting next to the button. Of course you will. There's like, no. And they add all these like pauses in of like, oh, they might not get there. They can't, they, they can't stress people enough to make them interesting anymore. All people just like being themselves is boring and there's

no other way to Which is why you say fish tank is a good fish tank is good because it is kind of pushing people and fucking with them Yeah, and even that illegal that got shut down, you know, like yeah, they're not allowed to do that anymore It is it is shut down. I think now was that a Well, cuz the building got condemned for they had to inspect the building and I don't know what the building inspector said Yeah, I don't know I think if you build a bunch of bunk beds in a basement that are meant to house like eight people they go You're not zoned for this many people in this unit

Unfortunately sure cuz they would know that all right They they would know how many bunk beds you could have in the basement Well, you said it's a sanctuary for Mexican migrants, you could have a hundred fucking people down there. That's what he should have done. Then it's fine, no problem. He should have done it in a sanctuary city. I'm just saying, I guess that's what's always disgusted me about Mr. Beast is like the blatant artifice of all of it.

Is that I go, call me crazy, I think there's something entertaining about human beings interacting with other human beings I think you know the marker you don't interact with doing it right now. We're doing it right now I think part of the appeal of this show or any podcast. I think why podcasts are popular. He's like oh my god It's just two guys talking. It's not like meticulously edited there's not a bald headed Armenian stripping I'm just saying it's weird to me that I look back at what TV used to be even like you know when TV first started off like stupid variety shows that we don't do that anymore just like people coming on stage and being human beings and you're like, ah, this is interesting. And we can't have that.

It stopped being interesting enough that we have to add crazy animal noises and ADR dialogue. Wait, when was it interesting? Reality TV was shit from the second it started being on television. Reality TV, yes, but I'm talking about talk shows. I understand. at some point

I understand the appeal of it was just like a comedian a funny guy like David Letterman or Conan O'Brien going I here's my guests. We're gonna shoot the shit. We're gonna have a band That's like quaint Shit was they suck now because no here's I think. I think that the talk shows introduced this same level of like, artifice and too much planning and less spontaneity and you can't say that on television and what, and like, I think that's what killed it. I think the human experience of just like, people interacting with people is interesting. I think you have nostalgia.

I think you're having like a need for people interacting that you're not getting and you're expecting it from television. And it's always been shit. Like fucking Larry King mindlessly letting somebody plug their entertainment product or letting some actor do a commercial for 10 minutes in between shitty vamping songs when it's never been good I will say I've been why I did watch a recent financial audit and I feel like Caleb Hammer is a like I love the guy but he's embraced his Gordon Ramsay yeah that's the thing he's 100% fake I every time I say this

everyone complains like like they made it. It's obviously fucking fake Well, which part do you think's fake? All of it. I don't know. It's all it's all paid actors who the fuck would go on that show just to get bodied by that To yeah, I want to go on that show so that guy can go I Think the fakeness comes from Caleb hammer has learned what gets him the views and the clicks yeah now he's going like He's going so much harder on people Yeah, exactly

And every every episode is this is the worst couple I've ever had on this is the craziest I've ever had on I want to see that lady from three episodes ago was the Craziest lady ever had on I see Caleb gets so blown away by Somebody's finances that it cuts to him, and he's just blowing a guy My god, he's jacking guys off I Guess you know it's the inauthenticity of like you have a good thing But then you get a big reaction from being a little inauthentic right like if Like, have you ever watched the original- did you ever watch the original Kitchen Nightmares from Britain? No, I don't watch this shit ever! I hate reality TV!

I fucking hate it! Because I hate people! In the first season of Kitchen Nightmares- I hate seeing people interact! It fucking sickens me! Shut up. Gordon Ramsay would go into a restaurant and he'd go, Well, that's just not a very good fish and chips Yeah, you really got a you got too many people waiting in line You know, it was just kind of like basic common-sense shit and now you cut to like season 11 He goes this is the worst pizza I've ever had you're a failure

This will never work for you and you're like cuz it's it's almost a Flanders ization of these people Okay, where they discover what works. I think Caleb hammer has discovered for you and you're like, cause it's almost a Flanders ization of these people. Okay. Where they discover what works. I think Caleb Hammer has discovered, Hey, the episodes where I yell at a lady or like that whatever. What's that one podcast where they have the women on and they try to chastise them? He's like Don Knotts. He's like a fat and gay Don Knotts.

Caleb Hammer, you know, Don Knotts and Mr. Chicken. Hey, I'm going to be on that show. We love Caleb Hammer. No, no, no. He's going to make me a star. How much did you spend on Starbucks? Uh, 40 bucks? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So why would he stop is like we reward the artifice because we like or the audience I guess Why are you in black and white talking about the artifice of television? Who gives a shit becoming a bit the fact that we're currently it's brain rot

We are now about to enter the most artificial age of the human experience Oh, get the fuck out of here Reality and fiction is going to be permanently blurred. And watching audiences go good. Especially if you're retarded. If you're not retarded and you can spot AI. Everyone's retarded! They're clearly retarded! They all think this, like, they love it! And they want all this AI shit, they see an AI generated grandmother.

My grandmother's 180 years old, and she just baked this birthday cake, and the boomers, they're like, that's incredible. Good for her. And she's a veteran, you know, and she's got an army guy behind her. Okay, they love it. They love it.

And it's horrifying to me on a number of levels. Why? There's the same retards that have always consumed retarded shit. Because I'm saying, look, we have this show, I like this show, I listen to some podcasts, I go, this is entertainment. Actual human conversations. How are people watching anything else?

It makes no sense to me. It's horrifying. It's crazy. I don't know, that's who they are. Like, that's what a real person is to them. Just a series of catchphrases and laughing at nothing. And like random bullshit. Meandering from like, from thing to thing. Not even seeking fulfillment.

Just passing the time. With cliches. That's people. That's what they are. What you think is a person is not what a person is. Okay, and you're telling me it's not, but you're saying that and then you're going, so it's not a problem. Yeah, but it's not the television's not the problem, the people are. Okay, so the people that consume this shit, that's the problem. Why are you consuming? Why do you watch MrBeast videos? What are you getting out of it?

I don't watch MrBeast videos. Not you, but the general fucking, all these people that go, he went to Africa and he saved, he built wells for African kids. Hey. You know this is like, contrived bullshit. It's like five seconds long, who cares? Have you ever seen? All those wells are going to rot.

Go ahead, go ahead. Have you ever seen that guy, LA Beast, that eats, he ate five pounds of gummy bears and then threw them up. Did you see that? I'm aware of that, yeah. That's the kind of content you're looking for. That's the opposite of- That's real.

That's very real. As real as it gets. I like that. Eating gummy bears. In a way, these nuisance streamers, these guys who are going to like Japan or that Vitaly guy, where is he, Vietnam or something? No, don't mess with Asian countries.

That's I don't want any. I'm saying I understand why people go, how can anyone watch this? And I go, well, because the alternate is something totally fake and made up. Here's a guy storming into a Vietnamese burger king and just like knocking shit off the shelves. And you go, yeah, that's cool. At the end of the day, that's pretty real. Like I feel that this actually happened.

It's not bullshit. You know, I know that guy is actually in jail. I think maybe I will just watch that. Maybe I do just want to watch foreigners, people go to foreign countries and break stuff. Yeah, I don't know why you're watching this shit. This shit on Netflix, the one percent. That's why I just watched the interrogation videos now cuz that's the real shit

What's that all the videos of a criminals being interrogated? Oh, yeah, okay? Yeah, all right. All right. Is that your problem, but it's real. That's real human interaction like that's good stuff. I guess that's Like I guess one way to listen to a guy go a hundred times I didn't shoot that cop. I didn't shoot that cop and they're like hey Tyrone How about this video of you shooting a cop? He's like I Didn't shoot that cop and you're like ah He's still stuck in that loop. Yeah anyway my problem is I guess

the increasing artifice of entertainment. Jesus Christ, the increasing... You know, you actually have to produce art when you're coming up with this shit for your titles. The increasing artifice of what? Entertainment? Entertainment, yeah. You name your primes like fucking Dolly or... What is that? The impermanence of what? What was that shark that shark thing impermanence of death in the mind of someone living? Oh, God what that was by Damien her what what a awesome?

Art piece and such a gay names. He should have called it shark shark shark Shark attack awesome. I'm making I'm making art you see all the new t-shirts Shark. Shark Attack. Shark Attack. Fuck! Shark Attack. Awesome! I'm making art. You see all the new t-shirts I added to Kildozer.Industries? Yeah, it was just a... You just copied King of the Hill. Yeah, but I recreated it in HD.

Well, that's not... That's not legal. Obviously not. A lot of the stuff on Kildozer Industries is not legal. Oh. But now you can get... I really... Okay, here's the deal is... That's not legal. Obviously not. A lot of the stuff on Killdozer Industries is not legal. Oh. But now you can get... I really... Okay, here's the deal is, if I make these...

When I make these, I can order them from the site. So I'm just making t-shirts for myself until they eventually do get pulled down for copyright infringement. Yeah, that's just straight up copyright infringement that you're doing there. Yeah, until I get pulled down, I also don't own the Steel Battalion logo or Star Wars, but whatever, or the Microsoft logo. I'm just making t-shirts for myself. Why are you tweeting about them then?

Oh, who cares? Because maybe because occasionally some people do buy them and they want them. Because other people like me want stupid t-shirts with references to King of the Hill for some reason. Well, who? How many of those shirts have you sold? Oh, none of those at all. But

I sell you know what's weird? I don't advertise this shirt everywhere, anywhere. If you advertise it as I don't know, it's like it's like an old X-Files game. There's got to be some Steel battalion community that found this shirt I just found like an asset package that had the logo on it said I want a steel battalion t-shirt

Why I sell like five of these because I like this it's a cool logo I'm like I'd get that on a shirt I sell like five or six of these a month and I have no idea how they're finding it because I didn't label it steel Battalion because then I get and you know fuckingalion because then I get And you don't own this? You don't own this? No, no I don't own this I don't own this fucking the Star Wars picture here Oh my god These are just t-shirts I want to wear

Crazy at this level Microsoft, did you ever see Microsoft's old logo? It's a good logo Okay That's just their logo that you put on a shirt? That's just their logo from like the 90s Yeah, and guys don't forget that the biggest problem universe Merchandise is all still available. We own all this Yeah

Anyway, that's the art. I do this thing already stupid t-shirts Okay, my problem is fireworks Fireworks. Fireworks. You see like China and stuff and the Olympics, everything in China, they got these amazing drones. Drones. Spectacular. Right? Yeah.

It's like a guy skiing and a dinosaur running some kind of a big slug moving around. It's very cool. And all we got is fireworks every year and they fucking suck. They're not even, they don't even do a big one. It's like a bunch of the the Rose Bowl or the Dodger Stadium has the same fireworks as the poor people. They're all shooting them up. Nothing's happening. I don't know why we don't get drone shows everywhere. What's going on?

Didn't they try to do one? Was it in America? What was the drone show though where they all fell out of the sky and started killing people? The drones did? Yeah. That would be well that's the best the reason we can't have it in America is in China I'm sure there's been a drone disaster and they just like covered it up instantly the Orlando drone show crash from January one of the rogue drone stuck an 11 year old boy in the face of chest knock knocking him out of impact.

This January? Yeah, this January there was a drone disaster. Oh my god, I'm looking at a picture of a child in the hot tub. Here, here, this is why you can't have it, Dick. Child in the hot tub? Don't do that. I'm looking at a child in a hot tub. It's the most horrible. This is what happens. This is why we can't have this thing. I don't want to, don't put that on.

It's from a news story. It's news. Horrible this is what happens. This is why we can't I don't put that on don't do not Story and then and then and then and then do not put that I do not put that gone. That's that's gone I'm not even gonna. Oh shit. Whoops. I accidentally kicked me though. I thought I was just kicking out your I thought I was just kicking out your your screen whoops sorry All right, let me go invite veto back Do do do do do do do do do whoops Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do back in thanks for booting me from the show ah well fuck that we can't have drones because we'd kill people they did that now everywhere in New York has these stupid scaffoldings everywhere yeah so you feel like you're like in a

mine we're working in a salt mine because a couple of bricks fell off and killed like a couple people out of the millions of people walking around every day. Uh, great. So no more drones ever. I, well, here's what I never understood is, uh, fireworks are a Chinese invention. Okay. And Fourth of July is a celebration of America. Yeah. So why are we setting off

Chinese fireworks or Mexican fireworks as they all come from now? It's like a celebration of our enemies. That's true. We should be doing something American, like bombing another country or something. Actually, if Trump had waited to bomb Iran on July 4th, that would be awesome. That would have been the best thing he could have done. We could have said, hey, I got a real show for you guys. We set up a bunch of cameras on the ground and we actually bust a bunch of Iranian people in there

and told them it was gonna be fun. And now you get to watch us. In a way, Trump's biggest problem with the Iranian bombing is where's the footage? Where the timing and the lack of cool visual spectacle. Like, I want to see the explosion. That would have been good for me and good for the spirit of America. There's got to be a way to get some sort of camera in there Get a drone camera anything and then Israel said no more showing footage of them getting bombed

It's like okay. I mean wait wait wait we can't see footage of Israel Israel made it illegal to post footage of them getting bombed I think If you're Israeli if you you're an Israeli- Cause what, it makes terrorists happy? I mean, I don't know, cause- So if you see a building explode and you get a video of it, you can't show it because Hamas might go, ah, I got two fuckers? For whatever reason, they didn't want-

I think that's why! Cause that one missile got through like, bam! And then they said, okay, more no more videos no more filming it This is ridiculous Yeah, we should replace fireworks with something look America's good at guns Isn't there something we can do with guns like couldn't we make like a big a big gun? You're a monster or something yeah, we just let it loose Can we bioengineered just like a giant fucking thing and then everybody gets to shoot at it

That would be pretty cool. Maybe they could just get like the fattest woman in every city They could hook her up to a helicopter and just tour her around Yeah harness. I thought you were gonna say drop her into the middle of the city and see how big a dent it makes No, I'm doing real. I'm not doing joke stuff. I'm doing real stuff that they could do. Oh, yours is real. Yours makes more sense. Well, they could do that. They could hook up a big fat lady, the biggest one in L.A.

and just fly her around. What's more American than a big fat woman? They could strap a little rascal to her. They could tie that up, too. So she's floating around like Santa Claus, except the big fat bitch. Maybe every year. Yeah. The fattest woman from every state gets a parade through the street. Helicopter around.

Look at me. I would way rather see that than fireworks. You can try to throw stuff at her. You can like aim laser pointers at her. That'd be fun for the kids. It does feel like we have a lot of new technology and we just always go back to, I am at the point where I see, the best fireworks we had was, I remember there was a fireworks,

I think it was two years ago, we're on the hill watching it and then a house set on fire and nobody was watching the fucking lights in the sky. We're like, yo, that house is on fire. That would be cool. That'd be cool too. So why not just pick like a building and just fucking set it up like a couple neighborhoods the drones though the drones are the best

thing we could have and we're just way behind there's not even talk of having a drone show it's just fireworks and fireworks are like old grandpa shit I tired of it. I don't wanna see anymore. That's it. I want drones only and they better be good. They better be exciting. Trump spent $50 million on his sloppy birthday parade

full of- That suck. That was horrible. That could have been- That was the worst. That could have been an amazing drone show. He could have, as far as Trump's birthday goes, he had Palantir money, man. He could have done some crazy shit.

And instead it's just a bunch of soldiers shuffling along while they play fucking the same Hollywood soundtrack bullshit. That was a disaster. 4th of July parade, 6 million bucks, no drones to be spoken of. Boston Pops fireworks festival, 3 million bucks, no drones. Small towns spend 30,000 bucks, no drones. Fucking stupid. And let's be real, I went, even these recent LA riots, which were not that good, were infinitely better than any fireworks show. You gotta just have a riot. Yeah, well how about like a purge, like a limited purge?

The richest guy in town could come out and say the N-word and then just go, whoa! Go for it! Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. Yeah, the police get to kneel on one black guy and then everybody gets to freak out about it for all night. Yeah, freak out. See, that was the thing about the purge, like, okay, there should be a limited purge, no murder, that's a little much, but like a mini purge of like, you can break some windows. A little bit of looting. Yeah.

You know, nothing over a hundred. We could have stores, Target could like outfit their store to be looting friendly, you know? No like big ticket items. Like you get to go in and there's just candy on the shelves. This sounds more like a Juneteenth celebration though. I'm talking about 4th of July Stuff right now Right. All right. That's my problem

Fireworks! Fucking garbage! What's your problem? Oh man, I'm trying to- I got a couple here. You fucked up? Well, I can't well cuz I do one but then it seems too similar to one we already did so I'll do I'll do this one is a In the UK they just had what like a music festival or whatever in Bury. Yeah, Glastonbury It's like a big thing and there's a guy named Bob Violon is that his name? Yeah, and This seems like a talented young guy he's a Bob violent he's a

african-american or african gentleman not American obviously I guess yeah no no there a Bob violent is an English punk rap duo based in London oh yeah it's very uh you know what problem I did want to do, but I didn't get the stats I wonder what his biggest problem the universe is white bitches with dreads probably and well he reminds me He reminds me of a different black entertainer who I actually did want to bring in Sammy Davis That's a good one. This guy's a metal music producer. And he just released one of the top metal songs of the month. And he's number seven.

Can you believe it? Coming in at number seven on the billboard charts is our good friend Eric July. Oh, and the problem I actually did want to bring in was the concept of best selling whatever the fuck these rankings and lists where it goes, well, that guy's a best selling author. That guy is a best selling music guy. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah. What does that mean? And it turns out that to get on these

bestseller lists, you have to basically just kind of show up and do nothing. What? Have you? Yeah, dude, do you know what it takes to be on the New York Times bestseller list? Well, that one, that one is involves a lot of glad handing and cronyism. yeah, but you do have, you have to sell for a billboard, when you have to sell for the other ones, best selling. Well, okay, you have to sell for billboard to be on like the top 100, but if you're in the category of like black infused emo rap rock core based out of Ohio, you're number seven. Oh, you're talking about Eric July's billboard shit? Yes!

Yeah, uh, yeah. You're talking about Eric July's billboard shit? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And dude, billboard charting artist, he's now gonna put on all his stuff. Like whenever he has a biography now. But he's still number seven. He thought he was gonna be number one.

Now he's number seven. So first of all, he tried to game the system. Number seven in metal? In rap rock, new wave metal. Hold on, he tweeted it like a second before I came on the show and I took a screenshot of it. Billboard? Wow. He stills, even though he failed, he's celebrating, because it's still like he won. Okay.

Norfrica, glorious death. With his retarded sign with that fucking weirdo? Yes. He's currently number seven on the Billboard Hard Rock digital song sales. Oh, wow. Now, as Young Ripa has tweeted out, he says, quick clarification, because I think he announced,

I think he said, we're number one. He said, we're number one. And he checked the Billboard charts, he said, well the fuck, we're number seven. We're not even number one at all. So he had to issue a clarification. He says, click clarification. Glory's death is number seven

on the Billboard digital song sales chart. Yeah, but no, not on the digital, on some fucking obscure category, right? On the category of hard rock digital song sales. So he's not the number seven artist across all of Billboard. He's specifically in the category where... Like a Guns N' Roses song from 20 years ago because there are no artists in the hard rock...

Like literally, hold on, I'll look up the list. Hard rock, digital... And it's only digital. Digital, sales, Billboard. Yeah. He's like, yeah, we beat Metallica from 15 years ago. You're like, wow. Who the fuck cares?

No, 15, tried 35. Where are the songs that he's coming, that he's going up against? Chinese democracy? Probably not. Yeah, number one is the song Sound of Silence by Disturbed. When did that song come out? Was it the 90s? Let's see, the Sound of Silence from 2015.

So the number one song in the category is from 2015. Oh wow, okay. Unfortunately, Billboard loves to, well that's why I'm trying, okay. They love to hide this shit behind a fucking paywall. The Dick Show album was number two in comedy, by the way. A very hotly contested and competitive category, Eric. Number two, number two in comedy.

You know, comedy, it's not like country comedy, black comedy, black comedy, uh, uh, priest- priest comedy. It's just comedy, all of comedy, bro. What are the Billboard Hard Rocks? They're hard to find. All the Billboard stuff's hard to find. Yeah, they really do hide it. Uh, the point is that-

Yeah, I know. He- well, he- no, here we go. Currently- okay, the number ones is like AC DC Thunderstruck has recently returned to number one Metallica's enters Thunderstruck's gotta be like 30 years old more than that beating Thunderstruck is from 1990 so 2035 what is the 35? Metallica's enter Sandman like he's competing against Again songs that are no longer being purchased. That's it It's not yeah exactly songs that have already been downloaded a million years ago, and you're still losing to them

Yeah, Eric's ex. Do you know have you heard his explanation? boomers you're competing against people who are 65 plus and are just buying this song because they have a new iPhone and they don't know where all their songs went. So they're buying it again and that's the only one they remembered. That's what, or they're in like a soundtrack or something. That's what you're competing against. Nobody Fucking idiot. He for those of you don't know he ran a campaign They this new song have we put we haven't played this at all. Have you seen this video? No, it's for his new it's for his new Comic book. No, don't watch it though. We're gonna get we'll get hit. All right, we're gonna get struck. Yeah, well we yes those retards. Yes

so he ran this huge campaign and he made a million videos. Here he is on Facebook, he said, he made a Facebook short where he's going, guys, this is your final day to help us chart on Billboard. Glorious 10th, here, can I play this of him talking about how we all have to download his new song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Here's Eric July, and he's gonna tell you why we have to

download his exciting new song. And there's the audio. So, Norfrica, which is the in-universe, ripper-verse band, but it features music from Dan Vask, and I will release that first single, But it features music from Dan Vasque and I will release that first single glorious death this past Friday today is Thursday now, what does that mean? Okay? Billboard charts, that's the big US music chart

Now what is music can you explain that to me? Well, I think maybe he's gonna explain it here let's find that friday to the following thursday Which is today and generally when you release any single album those first weeks, that's your best chance to chart and norfolk's glorious death has a legitimate chance to not just chart but to also top it But of course we cannot do it without without your so yeah you guys Without so what happened was dumb pigs Well, did you hear how he fucked up like Eric's Eric's life is like a comedy of errors Yeah, so he did his classic thing where he's like,

guys, go download the song and don't just download it once. You know, download it multiple times. We really got to juice this thing. Yeah, that doesn't count. Cause we got to get this to number one. First of all, that doesn't count at all. So that was retarded. Here, let me see what he says.

Port. So yeah, and his dumb, his dumb fuck audience is just buying 20 versions of this Yeah, some guy post he's like I bought it 30 times and you're like that doesn't matter at all That literally doesn't care three places that you can grab this single now as you can see we're looking right now on Amazon We are the number two. This is have you heard this by the way because this is layers He was literally undone by his own greed Listen, we have the number two hard rock and or metal

Single right now with Gloria's death right behind ACDC's Thunderstruck to put this in the perspective last week Innersan man and Thunderstruck were like two and three. So that's around where We are at it's almost like his songs better than than Enter Sandman because it's number two, right? Can you believe that he beat Enter Sandman? It must be a better song. I can't fucking believe it bro. Wow. Again, we have an opportunity to actually top it. So we've been floating in the top

five as well with iTunes. Those are the two places that you can just buy it out right there. I can't wait to read the stupid fucking people that say, oh actually actually that is a good that is a good ranking oh actually number seven used to buying music from iTunes and Amazon wherever you're watching this of course we're gonna have links in the description but you can also purchase it directly from us it's ah greedy you got greedy and you fucked up your billboard didn't you Eric But you can also purchase it directly from us. It's

Greedy you got greedy and you fucked up your billboard. Didn't you Eric you got fucking? Eric told everyone He told everyone You can buy it on Amazon and iTunes You know, that's great or buy it directly from us because obviously he gets a bigger cut if you buy it from his website. Yeah, of course. What Eric didn't realize is that the service he uses to track the sales on his website

does not get reported to Billboard. Whoops. So every single person who bought it from his website he says, guys, go to the website, buy the song, we're gonna be number one on Billboard. Yeah. He went to them and he went, here's all my digital sales from my website.

And they went, what the fuck are we gonna do with that? What are you retarded? I don't care. Did he really do that? Did he try to add it? He thought it like automatic. He thought that the service he like paid for like was integrated to Billboard or something.

And he thought like just the sales. Shopify download an an mp3 yes what a fucking moron his partner in this is just as fucking dumb for letting him for not letting him know that that's stupid so dude dude so he's like he's like well billboard really fucked us it It's like, you fucked you. Why did you not just tell people to download it on iTunes? Why did you think? And he's like, I talked to the company, the company said, like, I'm like, I don't care what the company obviously. He they didn't happen. You didn't talk to any company.

He's got some some retard running this out of his shit factory in Texas. When have you ever thought like, oh, clearly they go to every artists like little website goes Hey, can you just tell us how many downloads you had? We'll just collate that like that's simple or whatever. No, that's fucking insane. Yeah, so he completely fucked himself I don't know what he would have ranked without it, but he's now on there crying. He's going, you know, our payment processor, they made promises that still counts towards the chart. Can you turn it? Can you turn his volume down by like half? By a lot? Yeah.

Can I? And don't worry about it if you can't. It's fine. Yeah, I don't actually know how to do that. Rupert.com slash Norfrica if you go there you will be able to purchase a single directly from us I mean we got the point basically he told everybody no go to my website. You're not on billboard How about that for Norfrica? No fucker. No fucker. You're not on billboard. Guess who is me this guy over here You're not on billboard guess who is go me this guy

Dude number seven is like actually embarrassing fuck yourself not joking not joking Number seven is like so bad Considering you're going up against fucking ancient songs from 35 years ago So we hit number seven despite despite the majority of our. So the majority of his sales were done through this fucking website, because again, he got greedy. He was doing all these streams were like, we got to be Billboard number one. It kept making videos. What a sad look.

Repaverse dot com slash Norfolk. He kept saying, go buy it from here, guys, because it'll be counted. And then we're going to chart on billboard. If you just said buy it on your favorite music platform He might have got what he wanted. He might got number two number. I don't know nice Oh, it's like it, but it's like a dead category. He might have possibly Yeah, it is it is hilarious how nothing all his schemes. That's too bad you make them hurt You stupid nincompoop! You stupid nincompoop, Eric!

You fucking nincompoop! You fucked up again! All he had to do was nothing! He always tries to be cleverer than every other band in the universe goes, yeah our songs on iTunes. Like it sucks they take some more money but you go buy it on iTunes. But it's always him he goes,

I'm gonna ship, I'm not gonna, you know, I gotta get a whole warehouse to ship the comic cuz then I'll save money You stupid ignorant nincompoop Eric! You fucking nincompoop! He really he really goofed this one up You fucked up again Eric You fucked up again Well I guess the point I wanted to make not only will he now claim to be a billboard charting artist

With that's the bigger problem. I think is that now he gets to go Oh, well, of course everybody loves my bed, you know, we were actually charted on billboard and you go Yeah, what number were you and numbers are just you know Seven matter at all Couldn't be anything. No number seven on the chart, you were the number seven song? Wow. We were number seven in the comic book song. We're right next to Jabberjaw.

Hey, the Jabberjaw song's really good. So if he can beat the Jabberjaw song, all right. Yeah, Josie and the Pussycats, Jabberjaw, Grapeape, and then the Nofrica retarded comic book song for Weird Fucks was on there at number seven. Well guys, I do want to say, and if I could share my screen one more time, if you loved the number seven rock rap charting single, Glorious Death, uh, it is currently available in two limited edition vinyls. As you can see, there's the, yeah, if you want to share my screen real quick, uh, you can pre-order Norfga Glorious Death in the 140G standard edition or the 180G. What a fucking weirdo

I mean like if you're who's the guy that he's doing the song with Dan something Dan Vask He's like a if you do that guy imagine you're like Pretending to you're trying to be like a real rock guy Dan Vatch Vaj. What is his name Dan Vaj? And then you're like alright, let's do a song here I'm gonna put this shitty cartoon on it and this fucked up weird Add for my comic book. All right, man. Cool Is he counting sales of the song towards his total for this fucking a comic camp?

He's always running little things. He goes, my comics sold 161,000. How much is this stupid fucking album? I had forgotten all about this idiot. Well, he's still out there fucking. I can't believe he fucked. This was easy. This was an easy thing. Tell all your Syka fans to go to iTunes. How did you fuck that up? How did you fuck this up, Eric? Cause you're a nincompoop. That's how. Oh my god. Well I'm very excited. I gotta get the... Which one will I get? Wait, will I get the standard or the gold?

What's right in front of you, which is give me the money. You don't think a second past, give me that's money. That's why you fucked it up. He overthinks, give me that money. He goes, how can I make an extra ten dollars? Selling it on my own website my website and then fuck up this whole fucking billboard charting scheme. I had Anyway, congratulations to billboard charting artists Eric July and Dan Vance and Dan Vance Congratulations, North Africa congratulations to Eric July and Dan Vage For their amazing number seven spot in

Hardrock comic book songs made by cartoons Why did you think website sales would count? That's like so retarded You know I have to feel a little bad for though is Yellow flashes kind Eric does not give a shit about yellow flash at all. No one gives a yellow flash I know but like at one point yellow flash is gonna be Eric's golden boy He was promoting his stupid World War two comic and now we're trying like ah fuck that guy It's all back to Norfrica now Yellow flash comic did finally hit 100k so congratulations there.

Are those grooming comic books still coming out? The little girls? The ones with the little girls? When they're discovering themselves that that fucking weirdo is making? That that other weird fuck was making? I don't know if you saw this but they interviewed that Carol Brown lady about how Rip Ascend works and she's like, you know, so yeah, yeah. And they're like, well sometimes we got to take money from the campaigns to pay for advertising or whatever else. And I went, Oh,

all those banners at Eric's booth that have like the black girl on them to make his booth look more impressive or whatever. I'm pretty sure he's just taking that money. They're grossing. They're like taking money. I think they're building out their booth presence using money from all the rip-a-cent people. They're doing Hollywood accounting. They're fucking doing Hollywood accounting. Yeah 100%. Oh my god. She literally said and I was like dude they did this whole interview with her where I was like all this stuff You're saying it sounds like like at no point is it like here's how you make more money It's here's how we take money away from you to pay for our shit people like no market. Oh my god

dude, I get Facebook when when that fucking guys little black girl comic was going because Occasionally I'll look up Ripperverse stuff, so now my cookies think I care about the Ripperverse. I was getting all- It's not because you're in child molesting groups, so you get- Well, yeah, I also get all the child molesting and the lolly ads and whatever else, but-

So they targeted you? So they obviously sent me the little black girl. All those fucking Google ads that, again, go to the Ripperverse website, but use the little black girl to be like, hey, maybe you want to check this out. I think he's also charging them for that. So he's like piggybacking-

Oh, I'm gonna click on the shit. I'm gonna click the shit out of those ads now. Dude, click on them, yeah. Cause I'm sure they get charged by the click and fucking- Yes, they do. Yeah, and he's piggybacking on them to get people to come to his website and charging them all the fucking advertising costs.

What a scam artist. I think. That's fucking great. I don't know, the way she was talking about it. Of course that's what he's doing. Bro, so when you look at these totals for yellow flash versus like a hundred K that doesn't count all the money He spent on like needless trailers fucking banners for his booth fucking Google ads like he's bleeding these retards dry It's crazy Don't let this guy publish your comic. Just publish your own fucking comic. This is nuts. Or just take the money and don't ever make a comic.

That's even better. That's also an idea. That's not a terrible idea. Maybe I should have went that route. Here's the list of things that Jews in entertainment already figured out. Number one, how to charge, how to take profit for your marketing, right? That's something that they figured out. Number two, one person buying the same song over and over to pay for it charting. Stupid, they already fucking figured that out.

Yeah. All right, that's the show. It is true that Eric is trying to out-Jew the Jews 20 years, 50 years late. years late and Trump could do that Eric all all of entertainment's been figured out long before you came along just follow there just follow those guys, okay? fireworks Reality You're fucking the growing artifice of entertainment. Artifice shit.

The increasing artifice of entertainment. And billboard, or billboard charting artists, I guess. Or uh. Billboard fucking phonies. Billboard. Billboard boobs. Billboard bastards. Fucking everything up.

You don't always have to have alliteration. I know. But if I accomplish alliteration. I know. But if I accomplish alliteration, I feel like I've done something with my day. Billboard charting. Billboard, bitches. Billboard, bitches. No, that's like the workbook warehouse. That doesn't work at all.

Eric's silly billboard scam. Billboard scam? Eric's silly billboard scams. All right, go to the site, go to the Patreon, vote on it. Which didn't work because he's a fucking idiot. I'm a fine. Let's find the super chats. Oh, I'll bring these up as well.

Easy to see because half of the pictures in black and white. Are you gonna be even- you should not go to the fucking fireworks you're gonna blow your ears off. Uh... Aren't you like a dog right now that fireworks freak you out? No. I'm okay with this. Boss Hogg, $279 signed. Thank you. Cameron for two, skip dipity boop bop dopboop-bop-dop-bop, do-bop-doo, skip-de-doo. Koof for two, thank you for not killing yourselves.

Haha, I almost said it for ten. I'm just happy my two gay internet dads are still together. Please don't divorce Vito, even though he is fat and retarded. I really can't stress how much pain that I'm in. It's not really funny or fun to talk about. Dribbs Bulls for two have a great Pork of July. That's a good one. See, that's a good one.

Synthetic Shinobi for 10. Vito, you absolutely stole the show on PKA. That was your funniest appearance. Yet, that bit about changing your name on DoorDash to Ping Pong was hilarious. Also, please have Harley call in. Thanks. Is this your account? Now I'm starting to think Synthetic Shinobi is your account.

Is Harley in LA? We should get Harley on the show sometime. Sure. I think he's in LA. Synthetic Shinobi for five. The biggest problem in the universe is the doorway phenomenon, making you forget why you got up to do something, or why you were looking for also to be a king of the soul.

I've never heard of that. The doorway. When you enter a new room, your perception changes? Yes. Yes. Interesting. Stoo-kay for 2 When life gives you lemons, you eat them. LJClobberino for 2. Vito's food fact of the day. Give us a good fact. Not for $2.

Cameron for 2. Can't wait to talk to my friends in the Discord. A lot of people got banned in a lot of Discords this week. What are you talking about? No one got banned from any discord. They got banned in mine. These fuckers were posting each other's passports and posting pictures of themselves.

It was a big, it was a bloodbath. I think they worked it out though and everybody got back in eventually. Straturgy for five. Sorry I can't listen live tonight so for good good measure here you go Chuck Dixon my ass Somebody wants that Dixon beats nobody wants that Chris honey for two spurious and F slurries Oh, well my dick fit for two happy into pig pens day Well my dick fit for five going by historical data There are about 5,000 Americans who will wake up on Saturday with less than 10 fingers that many that's crazy

Wow, it's a Sean TV for tens is tonight on the after problem Crimson and I will be going over vetoes whatnot stream where I made him literally cry from cutting magic cards with scissors Did you see that at all dick? No, I saw a little piece of it. I Ran a whatnot stream and Sean decided to buy every single pack of cards So no one else could buy any of them and then made me destroy Every single pack knowing it hurt me deeply And he hit like some good shit where I'm like dude And I had to keep cutting into the pack with scissors and then opening and seeing what I get so Sean send me email me

That right now email. I think he's putting it. I think he's putting it together into a fucking Skits oh Sean TV on YouTube go to skits So if you want to see that clip you have to go to skits oh Sean TV For the after problem and watch that after problems with crimson send it to me Riley and friends for 20 give it to me Straight boys ever get veto back in the studio if Dicks ears ever get fixed. I don't kind of got a lot of problems, man I don't know what to tell you I'm not I mean frankly, I think you have more pressing things on your mind than having a loud Italian

Yell at you across the table. Yeah Corgan art for five says have you read super killer verse the Punisher by Johnny Rock? It's it's the best superhero story.'ve ever read. Have you read it? Check that out. I have not read it. Hot, Far, Danger, or Five. Would you read it? Would you read it? I don't think I would read it, no.

How much money would it take for you to read it on stream? Like a hundred, I don't know, well, no, because it's really, it looks long. Depends on how long it is. Well, what is it for how long it is? 500 bucks. That's an absurd amount of money. Hot fart Dingledore for five.

Sorry, I can't watch live. If somebody wants to donate 500 bucks, fine. Sorry, I can't watch live. I got a lightsaber. Gonna go swing into the park and probably put it up my butt too. Love the show. Cool.

Baldr for twoousa is gay. Hardfrog Dingerdor Fartousa is late. Cameron Fartousa is your starting screen. Doesn't go over to the top border. I fucking saw that too. Yeah. I don't know why. Fidel Cashflow for five says,

great PKA appearance video. Get Harley on this show. You know what I did discuss with Harley is he's into Magic Cards. Remember when we were talking about maybe playing Commander? Like you wouldn't even have to leave your house. You just set up a web camera. Yeah.

Well, that might be something you can do if you're locked in your house forever. You can play Magic Cards at least. Yeah, it's the hearing that's the problem for me. So it's kind of the same problem. Is me doing this? Do I gotta do something while we do this show to help your ears? Is this hurting? It's not fixable.

It's just the way it is. So right now you're just in pain. Yeah. You got to listen to me. Uh huh. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. There's nothing I can do. Well, good luck, I guess. Scar for five, you gotta do, you gotta learn like the, aren't there, you gotta learn,

whatever, I'm not giving any advice. Scar for five, Vito, why'd you block me on Twitter? I text biggest problem and you didn't respond. Was it because I said it, road rage at the end? I have no idea what you said at road rage and I will unblock you. I haven't checked the biggest problem on Twitter. So I don't know what was said at road rage.

Low punny ass eater for five. Vito, have you tried the mango rush Mountain Dew only available at Little Seas Juice? I'm not big on these alternate Mountain Dews. I've never found any of them tasty. Johnny Rocker for five. The wait is over. Do you like Baja Blast?

Super killer versus the Punisher is out now now you can't possibly have a problem with somebody else doing super killer if you're Ripping off King of the Hill, right? What do you mean? I mean you're just totally stealing all these people can make super killer fan comics Yeah, but not a fan. I mean the real it's the real super killer versus a punisher This is an official at the real. It's not the real super killer But you can't possibly have a problem with that though if you're just blatantly stealing I don't have a problem with that at all you can absolutely Fuck around with my IP. There's nothing I can do about it better

And I fuck around people's IP all the time Bender for five oh shit. We're talking about vulgar. That's the clown movie. I was talking about biggest problem WAPTP ESD crossover for the win is T. Oh T ESD. Is that the steep? Yeah Tell him Steve Dave. That's the guy's podcast And I said hey Steve Dave I'd love to get you on the podcast sometime and then he gave me his phone number and I was like, you don't use like email or something. So that's weird.

Now I've always an older guy. Johnny Roger five says band from Boston to M. Jeff to M. So Jav City for five. Vito was survived. The first attack with the second is definitely killing him. The value of Supergol will increase big Lee when veto dies Plus it's been four years. I don't think it's been four years, but maybe it has

Gamed for five. I wish you would step back from that cake my friend You could cut wheat and see cut weight and see you wean when you look down again Riley in front of five voted up songs habit bangers lately either. I've seen Additional effort in the voted up arena and I appreciate it guys Jav city for two hundred thousand dollars made four years late It's not four years late and charging fifteen dollars shipping every time you guys talk about how late it is you add an extra couple of years, okay Oglovitch for two slavery. this is an American history ex filter veto.

NGR lover for 10, since vetoes, comic books, grips, this game is almost over, he should start a crowd fund to donate for him to lift slash workout, obviously never will, we are too stupid to not give him money to try. I thought about doing workout streams, like streaming it. Yeah, you've been talking about those. Have I?

Yeah, you've mentioned that before, that you would you monetize you working out I can still do it I just the problem is it would only be like an hour like I don't want to work out for like two three hours you know you should have a stream where you just come up with ideas constantly and somebody like whatever they buy on the on the wheel you come up with an idea in that I come up with a good idea Yeah, I got a lot of good ideas. Yeah my kind for five. I love Kevin Smith until he he man until the he man reboot I'd rather watch Jersey girl amazing disgrace for two veto and fallout for futuristic but shitty Cameron for time and G for two. Here's two bucks. Thanks for a show. We almost skipped that one. Go ahead. Cameron for two, whatever do we live in this week Vito?

Dean Shock for two, thanks for the laugh boys. Normal show, when? Diamond G for two, I hope you balance the audio next week. Dick is low, still. Oklovic for two, Damien Hirst should have made the shark fully erect, yeah that would have been cool too. Diamond G for two, maybe it's cause Vito screams into a T-Mu microphone.

This is a $900 microphone. It's his gain. His gain structure is fucked up. His compression is, I don't know, non-existent probably. And he uses a noise filter. Noise filters are bad. Hack the Movies for five. Dick, the fans loved your first and Vito's last Hack the Movies episode, which you can see at hack the movies dot com About you judge that red slash hack the movies hack the movies Well, I don't think any movies were hacked though Tony. I need to see some know what a slide is and Educates us on his fucked up childhood faddocks the great for five. Hey, what's the name of that?

Pedophile movie so I can avoid it. Thanks. I forget. I don't know. LJClobberino for five. Vito, are you gonna get Did Pal 3D AI Companion? It's like Alexa, but replaced with a digital 3D waifu in a jar. What the fuck is that? I saw that.

So it's a little canister with a hologram. You can change which character the hologram is. And then it's like you can talk to your favorite anime character all day. So it's like for pedophiles. It could be for other people who aren't pedophiles as well, I suppose. But yeah, probably pedophiles, I guess. What the fuck is what the fuck is this shit? No, I don't want one. And actually, the reason I don't want one is that they did steal a lot of IP for their campaign where I go

I don't kind of trust a big company doing that. It's weird to me The die pal first curbscreen 3d AI character pod on Kickstarter What the fuck is this shit, bro? What the how have you not seen this? I? Don't know. Only three easy payments of $126 a month. I love that you can get it on layaway. What the fuck?

You put it on your desk and then you're like... Get a move on. Your favorite anime character. This little weird gremlin thing is talking to you every day? You can choose which gremlin. You can get fucking Asuka from Evangelionion you can get your cowboy bebop fave Valentine Probably have Sonic the Hedgehog with big titties in there. Why is it in a little like? Cylinder

Well cuz how is can't their holograms aren't real technology. It's like, you know, they're using Well, it's like mirrors and trickeryery it's not like a like a short throw technology dickhead mirrors okay well that's right in a little canister is to achieve that effect on a low budget it's not like a magic fucking thing what's got to be in a canister shit she dances and talks to you She dances and talks to you Fuck this this shit is banned from my house my son cannot have one of these Your son's gonna have one of these the second he can get one I'll be kidding America's gonna have one

The latest episode of that show you like just dropped. Let's watch it during dinner That bitch is talking like that, but that's like a little Asian bitch. Why is she talking like a old white lady? She's talking like that, but that's like a little Asian bitch. Why is she talking like a old white lady? I? Don't know but here. I'm looking at like see it's showing you if you look at further on that thing They're showing off like tonight. You can have Iron Man in there and wait a minute. Did you see that? Wait, what is she doing? She's watching jerking them off. No, no, no, no watch watch watch wait wait wait, okay? Listen listen listen, okay? Okay Wait the latest episode of that show you like just dropped. Let's watch it during dinner.

Yeah. Let's watch it. Okay, wait. Welcome back. What are you doing tonight? What are you doing tonight? I mean, maybe the charm is having it talking broken fucking English to you. Can I have a little racist Chinese guy? Oh, Hiro! What you doing tonight?

Oh, welcome home! Did you get a rise? You get a neuter? What did you get to eat? Look at tasty! Can I get Jackie Chan's uncle from the Jackie Chan Adventures? That would be pretty great One more thing! You probably could!

Again, part of my problem is all the advertising is showing like copy-rated characters and shit Where I'm like, you guys don't own this shit man You can't do that. I want I want Jackie Chan adventures uncle Character well you can get Mecha Godzilla you can get Iron Man you get spider-man. No, I don't want that shit I want the uncle from Jackie Chan adventures show Okay, well you can probably get him. I want a super daves Sidekick what was his name toshie? Come on?

You don't know that Don't remember. How do you not know fucking toshie the guy that made all of his equipment It was Fuji Fuji. Yeah, you're right Like me like tried to shame me. You don't know his fucking name. It's the Fuji, you fucking idiot. I want Fuji, how's that? Fastguy6666, I still watch Vito's witch video sometimes.

His voiceover is so funny. Gordon Shumways. Oh, thank you. For five, invite Caleb Hammer on the show. Biggest problem in the universe is better than, W-A-T-P is better than P-K-A. On the John for 10 by the maniac! I made a trailer and it's in Richard's Discord DMs. Oh wait, I fucked up. I accidentally went to the top. You skipped like a million super chats. Amazing disgrace for two. We turned fireworks into weapons total flex. Fast guy is 666 for two helicopters can't hold fat women for another two

He says drones are what rhymes with day Okay, the blunder of you for five all medicines are toxic these poisons get stored in the body which dehydrates it and causes disease So vaccines nope doctors are frauds What is it RFK's trying to shut down the hepatitis vaccine, is that what he said? Yeah, it's bad. Hepatitis B, bad. Well, it's bizarre. It's possible, man.

It's scary stuff. Hi-ease one, two, three, four, two. I can't wait to get Vito's toys during the purge. Bass guy, six, six, six, five. Vito and Dick great together. Everyone's ungrateful for this golden duo show. Some respect. Jihadabad for this golden duo show some respect Jihad oba for five you know some dumbass in LA will mess up a drone show flying their own drone right into it Yeah, be great carver. That'll be fucking right I

Mean it is true that they would set the if you want to if you want you should just drive down to the ghetto You ever go down to the fucking South Central on? You should just drive down to the ghetto you ever go down to the fucking South Central on July 4th? Fuck no. I do not go down to South Central any day. Just drive through the streets. It's it's insane Scar for five we shouldn't be asking why Vito is black and white But why he's so humongous scar send your message to the biggest problem Twitter all on banu Fast fat guy for five. Yep. We did that. I already read those here I got the main maniac trailer here. Hold on What is it the maniac comic book the maniac? Okay, it's out. I

Thought it was out already. It's that's what I said. It's out Okay, and here we go That screech How could he do this hang on let's see who this guy is the maniac is always my god Fucking on the John is a two and a half minute fucking trailer? John is a pretty long trailer by the way. What are you fucking doing here showing screech and cars driving around for 30 seconds already? Have you ever seen a movie trailer that's two and a half minutes long?

Fuck! I mean if it is two and a half minutes it's like, you know, it's a movie. There's a lot of stuff. This is... It's great. We love it. Let's see lot of stuff. This is it's great. We love it. Oh, let's see Fast Welcome to fire. Hold on we got a new three second fade in a trailer What? Well, I have to say that schizo sean tv

Has just donated four hundred and ninety dollars in a super chat has just donated four hundred and ninety dollars in a super chat he says read it and add this to my dono already 500 is the daily limit and he sent the clip to your dick man what clip I thought I had to read a comic yeah you gotta read that you have to go read the comic you have to read the comic tonight now not tonight I didn't say do it tonight yes that was implied you have to do it tonight uh well I mean that is 490 I don't know about this adding it to the total add the total I'll take well cuz he said cuz he already sent $10 he's saying he's grandfathered into the 500 total cuz he's not allowed to send more than 500 in a day oh it makes makes sense when you never let anybody add before your fucking shit.

Send me send me a link. Five hundred bucks. Yeah, sure. I'll read it. There you go. So go to what? Now, we're doing it. I don't think I'm doing it tonight, though. I just did a two hour. OK, you got to pick. You got to pick a day then this week.

OK, I will pick. We'll figure out a day then this week. Okay, I will pick a, we'll figure out a day and we will read it, thank you Skitzo Sean for an incredible 400. Skitzo Sean spent like three grand on my whatnot stream dude. These fucking Skitzo. What were you thinking putting that number out?

Well, I mean, he's Skitzo and like, he made me destroy all those magic cards. He really did. And it felt bad. He made me destroy all those magic cards. He really did and it felt bad. He made me destroy it. It was a collector's pack of the new Final Fantasy cards and I had to cut it in half and we got like a hundred dollar foil in There and I signed it. I sent them Like this side side that's a nice card now those cards are nice anyway, enjoy your fourth of July and

I'll see you next Friday, I guess, buddy.