The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 195

Episode Date: July 12, 2025

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Probably. Cause there will probably be a baby. There'll probably be a baby. Maybe that day. So we'll see. Well, congratulations, man. Thanks. Okay, you ready? Yes.

The song works, everyone? That could be a little louder. Hahaha! Biggest. Davis, my unified! Hahaha! Biggest! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da skipping to Vito's slip- I don't think that was a problem. From fake billboard fame to ears in constant pain. I don't think we did that problem last week though. No, but it was an ongoing theme. From more of Eric July's scams to entertainment shams. That's a good one.

From Obtuse Gnome. Thanks Obtuse Gnome. Excellent. I'm your host, Dick Mastreson. Joining me is always his Vito, Juswaldi. Hello. How you doing? Oh, I'm too loud Dick Mastrom, joining me is always his feto, Jus Weldy. Hello. How you doing? Oh, I'm too loud, my wife says.

Great, fucking great. Good job, Trio Doug. You fucking jackass. Hold on, chat. Is he too loud? You fucking messed it up. It says, Dick, you're clipping to fuck, says Banterman. Call Dick.

Can we get someone with really good ears to be in charge of this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Okay. I'm moving me down. Turn Dick down a little, I'm seeing. Don't listen to them, Trio Doug says. Don't listen to my wife.

The reason that I can't do this, your ears are broken and my ears have never worked, you know? Well, no one can hear it. So we're totally fucked. No one can hear it going out. Like, I don't know why StreamYard doesn't... StreamYard has an auto volume, but it cuts you off when the other person's talking, which nobody has ever wanted.

There's no way to just balance the levels. Yeah, that's a terrible, terrible feature that they have. It won't... Because it doesn't normalize the audio for everyone. It normalizes it across... Well, it combines everybody into one normalization, which is bad. It's fucking retarded. Um, okay.

What do we usually do here? I forget. Uh, who won last week? That's right. Eric's Billboard chart scams. Was that you? Is that what we ended up putting the problem as? Man, I forget.

It's a pretty specific, uh, the specificity. It's a very narrow problem, but we'll take it. Yeah, but it is, you know? It really is the biggest problem in the universe. This thing Eric did this week is the biggest problem in the entire fucking universe. It really is, because it emboldens because it emboldens all his retards. Yes. You know, they think they're real people.

They start to thinking that they're real people. And then the next thing you know, they're taking their shirts off and licking each other's nipples and weird stuff. Weird stuff. There's a lot going on with all these people. I saw they're gonna do an omnibus though. They're reverse people.

Now they'll have another compilation of all the comics which is like their fifth time doing it I heard Eric called it an o mini bus he thought it was a mini bus like comics he said buy the o mini bus the rip-a-verse o mini bus I heard him say okay they're just killing it over there. There's been a lot of comic skate stuff going on Probably get into it at some point Yeah, I don't know that's some it always come on it always comes up somebody just kill somebody that's all I want Maybe I'll be The problem saying that is there's certain guys In their comics

Who I go, ehhh, I don't know, they might actually do that thing Somebody kill somebody in their comics Make a killer comic Okay, we've got Demographics as reality TV would be more interesting if it had some actual reality in it Vito is right about the first season of Kitchen Nightmares UK It's actually good I also agree that we're headed towards entertainment

that will have significantly less humanity in it. It's a little spooky, man. It's spooky that so-called reality TV. I mean, I know I sound like a broken record, but- You sound like a broken, pretentious record. You guys should- But reality TV could be interesting. Obviously fish tanks interesting.

Just put normal people in a situation. Why do you got to over edit the fuck out of it? But isn't there like, isn't that what IRL streamers do? Like all they do is go around all day fucking with real people. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying is the problem is that you can't get it on TV. So you got to tune into a guy, you know, going around like beating up Chinese people because you can't get any other form of actual reality.

So your real problem is the app that you use to access the entertainment you want is not the one you want to use. My problem is that we're entering a world of increased manufactured reality and it's a scary thing, man Difference would it make if everybody was like real all the time people took shits and sitcoms What difference would it make cuz I already think I think that look media influences culture Right, and we've always had this problem of does it people? Yeah, people like I think especially women this has been a problem

Maybe I should just do this problem Fuck women But I'm saying I think women are deeply influenced by these stupid romance novels and TV shows and movies And to believing that love is this whirlwind fantasy bullshit where a man shows up in a boat with a stereo And a fucking pile of roses and he doesn't have any like piles of fingernails all over the house or a crippling credit card debt that you have to deal with for the rest of your life because he's a fuck up like love sucks it's a messy complicated thing and the movies these women get this idea in

their head that they're like oh my love should be more like that fuck you ever see the notebook the notebook is about an insane man. That's a great movie. Totally realistic. That's how I am around our house. Insane psychopath. Yeah, you're the notebook. You're building a fucking house for a widow.

Breakfast in bed, not every week, but enough so it's always a surprise. I always mix, I have a computer algorithm that generates when I do breakfast in bed so that it's always a surprise. I always mix, I have a computer algorithm that generates when I do breakfast in bed so that it's always a fresh surprise. Honestly, an algorithm that randomly prompted you to surprise your wife with a perfectly timed show of spontaneous affection,

will probably save a bunch of marriages because that's all these women are waiting for is little like, I went to eat my cake and there was a little ring in the cake And the ring had a note attached to it that went outside to a kitten in a box and that box was a brand new Ferrari like these one little gifts and surprises and I think that people are taking their cues about society from the entertainment and realizing like women life is not Women mostly some guys though some guys will watch and they'll watch the superhero movies and they go

I gotta be a hero and I gotta do all this shit and you're like life is a just not a lot of stuff goes on really You're not gonna get a lot of these big... What are you talking about? Tons of stuff goes on! But not these big huge dramatic fucking moments where you learn a lesson and you bring your dead dad back to life as an AI Construct and he gives you a fucking hug like that's what these people want and it doesn't happen. That was really specific. Well, I'm just saying, I just watched Superman. Hahahaha I'm just saying people want the drama they see in their media, and if we keep feeding them not only

fiction, but then we're feeding them a version of reality Where they see that and they go well, that's what's going on in the real world. Why am I not experiencing that? It's great It's destroying brains. I Mean that's like I always hear this argument from people who create media because they think they're so fucking important, you know I always hear this argument from people who create media, because they think they're so fucking important, you know? Okay, like, you know the thing where like, people are always taking selfies of their great vacations and it turns out, you know, it's all like manufactured.

Or like the fake airplanes they have that influencers make it look like they're on luxury airplanes and shit. People wrote Christmas letters for hundreds of years and they were always lying in them. People have always done that. Yeah, but you didn't have a fucking AI video of it before of you actually meeting Santa Claus and him giving you a ride with the reindeer and you go, yeah, that happened.

That'd be cool. I met the real Santa Claus. That would be cool. That'd be cool. Well, you can do that now. And now you can just fucking make that video in two seconds. Okay. You guys should go to a coffee shop together and work on your screenplays. You guys who think that? The sound engine says why does Vito have a pop filter to the left of the microphone doing absolutely nothing

Oh, yeah, it's well and now somebody else is complaining that I have two pop filters. So yeah, I mean it's kind of weird that you have two pop filters Well, honestly, I've used the one pop filter and it didn't catch all the pops before I felt like I needed a second one really I Think I'm an X. I think I'm a double popper I think I popped so much my my peas are so incredible okay, then I need a double pop Zesser says veto eight the colors Last week I was black and white actually my colors are terrible right now Yeah Last week I was black and white. Actually my colors are terrible right now. Yeah. It's that shirt color I think. You need a dark shirt color. Yeah. I should not. I should have had an exactly dress up for the fucking stream. Vincenzo said Eric's in a fantasy world. Bottle Bottegs says my town did a drone show instead of fireworks once.

And they just sold ads. And it's like a giant commercial in the sky. Wow. That's pretty bad. That's great. N-Word Higgins says, oh wait, something about your audio. Ariel C says, Vito, please go on the financial audit. Freshly Squeezed says, LA Beast ate sugar free gummy bears. Don't downplay his accomplishments. Yeah, I'm bummed that he didn't get to fight in that creator clash thing. I'm happy that the event was destroyed

and that Idubb's got his life ruined, but I am disappointed that LA Beast did not get to debut and get his name out there because he's cool with his videos. I agree. That was quite a situation. Hey, didn't you see a guy get beat up at the fireworks? Because you did go to the fireworks. Somebody, this Mexican, this nitrous American, jumped a, jumped the barrier in his car, ran over the barrier and hit a kid.

And then the kid's dad, who was an off-duty cop, pulled- Was he going fast? He was going too fast to be running into kids, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pulled, dragged him out of the car, kicked the shit out of him, broke his arm. It was awesome. How the fuck did he hit a kid like how do you even aren't you going? Because I know what you're talking about. I know that pass he went into a fucking crowd of like he went into a crowd of people

He flattened a stroller dude. He destroyed a stroller That that he didn't I mean he didn't know if it was empty He just was he road raging was he like pissed off or something that everybody was blocking the road And he's just like get the fuck out of the way? Yeah, all the all the Mexicans around here are pissed off because the city blocked off the road for us And all the local poor people are very upset by it They spray-painted on the on the on the road up the hill this hill does not belong to you Yeah, well you do you do that hill to your house is a nice view of the city

which is a good place to watch fireworks. Yeah that's our view. That's our view. I know you guys get a lot of looky-loos. When I lived in Highland Park we'd go up that hill. You know the wider Highland Park community likes to go up there. Not anymore. We're gonna we're gonna be deporting anyone up there, reporting them. Alright. I'm gonna be throwing fentany up there, reporting them. Alright. I'm gonna be throwing fentanyl in their cars every time I go by. That's a good plan. Hey officer, there's somebody, you know, George Floyding it up here.

Gotta check it out. Well I guess it's good now that you have a private fireworks show. You and all the other rich kids on the mountain get to keep all us pores down in the dirt where we belong. I love it. Okay let's see. Data says Dick is straight up missing the mark on this one. I'd rather have a hundred congressmen worried about ninety percent of the deficit than one

million education immigrants every year as enshrined in the big, beautiful bill. Trump is fucking us on this one and any resistance against this bill is good. Oh, okay. I mean, why 90%? Why not 100%? If you're making up fantasy scenarios about what you want, why stop at 90? Why not 100% perfect, congressman? Why stop at 90? Why not 100% perfect congressman? Why stop at 90? As long as you're delusionally imagining... 90% of what? Reducing the deficit? I still can't wrap my head around any of this.

Yeah. Alright. 100%. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah. Just make a whole fantasy in your head. So, and if something doesn't meet that fantasy, cry like a child about it. That's the American way, right? That's why everything's fucked, because the bad guys will just take a little bit of bad. That's fine, as long as they get a little bit of bad out of it, they'll take it.

But the good guys, unless everything is perfect, they're like, well, I have principles, so, you know, I can't support that. And also, because of reality TV, two very equally problems. The government deficit and bad reality shows. Okay, that's enough from these. Tony from Hack the Movies says, what happened to people interacting? Says the guy who refuses to leave his trash den and make friends in real life. That's what Tony.

I do have friends in real life. And yesterday I went to see Superman with Dirk and it took us like five hours to set up a three camera setup for some fucking reason. But our Superman review will hopefully be dropping maybe tomorrow if he's edited it together. Oh wow. Okay. Yeah, excited excited first. I would try I try I was like let's do a red letter media three camera setup And he goes well. I gotta go buy this $500 4k lens if we're gonna do that I go

No, what do you mean? It's a fucking YouTube. I kept trying to like drill into him. He's like well I'm gonna need this like brand new microphone. I'm like it's going on YouTube These people have been conditioned to accept less Well, he's like, I don't know your definition of Accepting less is I think too low. Have you ever been like man? I really got to watch that new red-letter media review in 4k ultra high definition No, I really need to see every yeah exactly. I was like dude We do not need to shoot he was he was like insistent that we had to shoot it in fucking 4k. It was a nightmare

And I was like dude. It's a superman review Can we just sit in front of the camera and review the fucking thing and he's like hold on this one can only shoot? 4k at 24 frames per second so I have to sync the shutter speed and all million years to set up Sex working with someone who doesn't have their priorities in line, doesn't it? Okay, my priorities are not trying to push the show into 4K. You gotta fix your fucking audio! You have to fix- It's fine! It's not fine! It's not fine! When you yell, it clips. You need to set up a compressor.

You had six people reach out to you and discord. I have a compressor. I have a compressor. You need to it up properly with yelling the yelling has got to be part of it You need a limiter or something and everyone in the chat and my if I yell is the gives it blown out and fucked Tell me now. Okay. Do you do your problems? Don't wait for the chat to respond? They're just gonna fuck with you How have you not got yet that people fuck with you when you tell them how easy it is To fuck with you. They're gonna fuck with you in chat now I go on other shows and they never okay see we're saying it clipped his video yelled

So yes, I yelled but he's saying but he's saying you're blown out too. So they're both blown out. I'm not blown out All right, what's your do your are you doing a problem? Are you doing your thing? Tell me I'm doing a thing. Yeah. All right. Hold on. I gotta find a fucking thing. I'm not blown out veto I've been doing this for fucking ten years All right, I'm blown out. Yes, you need a compressor and a limiter. Don't do it now Gonna do it right now. Oh, don't you're gonna fuck it up. Where is I gotta find a stinger? What the dick is not blown out I'm a little I'm blown out if I yell yes if you yell or laugh Well, I don't yell the whole show you yell a lot. All right

Maybe this one. I don't know Output gain, what is it called I think I already did that one just fucking play it none of this matters doesn't like it all you have to do is fix your fucking mic I'm looking at the compressor what what changes fucking blown out with the game between animated seasons woman's playing and testicular torsion big shits that tear up your asshole And get friendly

I'll try not to yell. I'll try not to yell Just fix it! You got two weeks! I did- before the show I posted the audio and everything sounded fine! Because you don't yell when you do tests! That's why I'm always telling you to get a fucking level! I did yell during the test. I yelled during the test. To vote on the Roblox score Too big is problem not sure

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Because he's always just saying shit. He goes. yeah, we're gonna get all the Epstein documents We're gonna nail a bunch of guys because he doesn't understand you can lie about a lot of stuff But lying about an international pedophile ring that involves all the top celebrities and politicians around the globe Yeah, can't just go yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get those guys like that one is one You can't fuck around on yeah You can say you're gonna build a fucking camp for all the homeless people or you're gonna you know turn the national parks into a fucking funland or whatever but that one you can't really just put a blonde lady in have her release fake binders of bullshit. Yeah but they wouldn't let his guy in. Congress didn't let

Gates in so what the hell is he supposed to do so he put fucking fatso blondie in like all right that sucks it sucks but Jesus Christ guys it's not the end of the world for those who haven't caught up the Justice Department the FBI have found no evidence that disgraced financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein had a client list or that he blackmailed prominent associates many of Donald Trump's close advisors both inside and outside the White House have grown increasingly frustrated with Attorney General Pam Bondi's handling of files related to the Jeffrey Epstein case following days of intense criticism from the President's most devoted supporters. Look, why did she make little fun binders? She didn't give like little Lisa Frank binders with rainbows on them and all this fucking bullshit because it's like that's what it is it's childish she's the most transparent administration ever we're

gonna give you guys all the information what the fuck are they doing it's a woman it's a fucking woman what I mean what did anyone expect that's what this is what happens when you put women in positions of power they fuck it up they do cute shit and fuck it up that that's it what Trump put her in there though I know she wasn't his first choice! The guy with the cool hair was! Trump keeps letting women do stuff, and then they fuck it up. I know man, I hate it. He's got a lot of boomer tendencies and that's one of them.

Let's get the first woman to do something, let's put this dumb bitch in here, let's get this brand new mom in here, and they're all too fat. That's Trump's motto. Put a woman in it, make her fat. Put a woman in it, make her gay, but put a woman in it, make her a little bit too fat. It sucks, but can be a fucking break. Why did they say they didn't have art video of the fucking jail cell, now they got video of the jail cell? That makes it worse.

Well, because you've also got, you've got Pajit numero uno in charge who's married to like an Israeli spy And then you've got Dan Boingo who's fucking retarded that's the that's the three stooges that are running the the Whatever the United States Expect nothing of them. It's a retard podcaster, a scam artist, and a fat woman. You're telling me they fucked up? Wow, I can't believe that.

I'm just, I look, this one seems like a really bad misstep for Trump. A lot of people are saying, hey, you know, we really trusted you to, you know, take care of this. And he's losing a lot of people are saying hey, you know, we really trusted you to you know, take care of this And he's losing a lot of support over this. It's just podcast It's saying it's like I just let it go don't care about this shit normal people care about my And money that's what they care about Trump doesn't that's why I mean Trump's responsive. I've seen you're still talking about this It's a hundred percent, right?

only podcasters talk about this because It's a hundred percent right only podcasters talk about this because the bigger the podcast is the dumber their fans are who think Everything in the world can be solved by some fucked up retarded encyclopedia Brown Pedophile ring when it's just normal opera. It's just normal Israel operations. That's it Israel's running pedophiles things Just like they always have that's always what they're're fucking doing. They're- when the- they're killing kids when the camera- Okay. Go ahead. Yeah, that's it. They're killing kids when the cameras are rolling. And they're fucking them when they're not. That's- that's what- Oh no. That's just standard spy shit. So if you wanna- I don't know why you need this list at all. That's who's doing it. That's who's fucking doing it. Go after them. Go take them down take them down go walk up knock on massage door

Hello, hi, I'm here to take you guys down because you're running honey pot operations and raping making pedophiles Like what do you need a list to do that no Look this show loves and respects the state of Israel, as do all successful podcasts. What, you think they're not doing it? Of course they are! That's why we can't get sponsors. You know who all the sponsors are? I don't want to forget about it. Anyway, well the problem guys was Epstein Blue Balls, Dick says, don't worry it's just more Israel fun. It's not a big deal. Who else is doing it? What do you mean the list? What's the list gonna say? Oh yeah one

Israel oh my god someone should do something about this yeah all the people that were doing something about it just got wiped off the map so be my fucking guest! Currently number 262 with 296 of those. Go buy a paraglider. Take care of it. See how far you get. Don't do that! You're right. You're not gonna have a good time. The one guy that tried to do something about it got shot in the back of the head. I'm not even touching this. This is too much. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, come on. Give me a fucking break. The list, the list, the list.

Yeah. I was gonna tell you to go on Conspiracy Castle with Alex Stein. He's been, I think, talking about all this stuff. Does he still has that show? Anyway guys, don't forget to vote. No, I don't think he does Conspiracy Castle. That was his good, that was his, that's the old stuff. Yeah.

I remember tuning in to Conspiracy castle back when he had like 25 people watching Yeah, it's just him talking about who really took those towers. Listen to me You think Ben Shapiro wouldn't rape a kid to save Israel? He absolutely would he absolutely would So, of course they of course he's would make let someone else do it Oh a pedophile Yeah, I don't know who Ben Shapiro would or would not rape So of course they of course these would make let someone else do it. Oh a pedophile. Yeah I don't know who Ben Shapiro would or would not rape. I can't I can't possibly fathom somebody's doing the raping Why not Ben Shapiro, why not And exploit it I know I'm sure

Well, I'm just laughing because we've gone from like it's like I bring up the topic of Epstein and somehow you managed to attack Israel Ben Shapiro You got all you got a whole like sprawling group of people who are responsible or okay with the Epstein fucking people. I don't think that the CIA, I think they would let it happen. Wait a minute, it's documented that they let shit like that happen. The CIA. That's true. You can never trust the CIA.

I agree with you on that. Okay so, Mossad is can never trust the CIA. I agree with you on that. Okay, so, Masada's, you know, a version of the CIA. That's... I agree. Look, all I'm saying is I think Trump should have realized you can't have this loose talk about catching Epstein. Oh, yeah. They fucked that. Have your blonde lady make a bunch of fun binders and invent... Who'd they invite? Was Dan Bongo there at the fucking thing and fucking... No, Dan Bongo. Boingo's always there. They invited, they invited Cernovich and...

Who's that dumb bitch from like, uh, Libs of TikTok? Who's that dumb bitch? Taylor Lawrence? No, she's the other one. But, whatever her name was. Chaya Radmouth or something? Yeah, Chaya. Chaya Radmouth. They gave them all the fucking binders, that was embarrassing embarrassing enough And now you're gonna come out and say I don't worry nothing happened. You know why'd you make a fucking binder? If a fat chick ever comes to me with a binder

I'll slap it out of her hand say I don't fucking think so slap at this point I think that's a good what is this a menu Pam throw it in her fucking face Send this back to Netanyahu bitch WAP! okay stop involving Israel in this we have no proof of Israel wait a minute! Everyone is saying insane shit about Russia for two years! I know but look our Israel is our friend and ally we love Israel of course dick here's another one for you to get

out of this fucking segment from all the way back in episode 10 I'm gonna say this problem is finally this lane Maxwell's dad was in the massage. Did you know that is that true? Yeah, gasoline Maxwell. She's the one doing it. She's the one who's really doing it Epstein took the fall. I Think you gotta let her out. I saw I think it's is it revenge of the cyst made a petition that said well if there's No client list Clearly we've put an innocent woman in prison. We got to get her out. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. I Thought it was a good bit that's all right, dick You've been vindicated from episode 10 you did the problem of finger pain and for the longest time I've said what a terrible problem

Who cares about this? But then I saw a picture this the past weekend that made me rethink it. Dick, did you see the news that rapper and podcast host 4Xtra blew off part of his hand in a gruesome 4th of July incident? And I said, I said that is some finger pain that you're not going to be recovering from anytime soon Real quick now. I'm not going to show the picture, but I will show this What he was posting before it happened if you can share my screen so over here Thankfully, we've covered up his completely exploded fucking hand

This is a guy. You know this is like a No Jumper podcast host. This is an Adam 22 associate. So this happened close to us. Yeah. Adam 22 has been posting about it. Here's what he posted the day of the incident. Fuck a bloat nigga, fuck wrong with a nigga. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't be putting an N-word on. He's an N-word, wait, he said he's a-

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! We're done. He's in and wait He's a my well he would refer to himself in that way I'm saying he's referring to himself in such a way so he can say I'm not saying he is but he he is someone who would identify with that word I'm saying. Oh! Wow!

The point is, look, shut up! The point is, who the fuck just bought- What is the point of just buying M-80s? Stop saying the N-word! He's saying- Just stop fucking playing this shit! You can't be playing this on your own! Who the fuck just bought- what is the point of just buying M80s? Stop saying the N-word. He is saying- so stop fucking playing this shit. You can't be playing this on YouTube.

You can't be playing this. You can't be playing that N-word. Have the rap music on here, is the guys saying that word over? Nah, you can't be playing that N-word. Alright, you gotta put a beat under it? Do I gotta put a beat under it? You can't be playing the N-word like that. You should know that. You should know better. Well, the point is as he was saying all my N-words look N-words what I got. He did say it a lot of times.

Yeah, those are just those aren't even fireworks. Those are just fucking grenades at that point. Those are actually like military. The M80 is like military ordinance. And this guy just goes let me light this fucking shit and hope my hand doesn't blow off Did you think when he his fingers blew off like he says the n-word so much? He's like oh my n-words. I mean my fingers cuz they sound kind of the same I Think it's possible that a lot of n-words were exchanged after his hand blew up. I think guys my after his hand blew up. I think guys around him were probably going, damn it, my finger. If an N-word blows up his fingers, oh you can't say that. Imagine his group at the hospital.

Yo man, my N-word blew his fingers. Your what, blues? Your fingers blew his fingers. My N-word broke his fingers. My major blues fingers. Your internet is better! I'm so- what is- My internet is better! That's a good Abbott and Costello routine. It is. Who's on first indeed. Abbott22 did tweet about this. Abbott and Costello.

Abbott and Costello. Abbott Abbott22 says I'm hearing 4 extra only lost lost two fingers not the whole hand that's better so sucks but it's better than losing the whole fucking hand also he was blind for a few hours now his vision is back so guys obviously we are friends of the no jumper podcast now he's gonna be DeClaw that's he's gonna change his rap name to D'Claw.

It is really unfortunate that his rap name is Four Extra. Cause now you gotta be like, now you're too less. Now he's got none extra. Yeah, now he kinda fucked up. It would've been cool if he actually had extra fingers and he blew off the extra fingers. Like, oh no, I just got a normal hand. Now he needs four extra fingers. You got four extra? No. Well, dick I think you've been vindicated on the problem of finger pain right now number 340 with 248 up votes guys

Why don't you go and vote it up? Fuck. What an idiot Dude, how do you? If anybody hands me something like that with a short fucking fuse, I'm going, uh, you fucking light it. I don't want- I don't even want to see that fucking thing. At least get one of those clicky lighters. What, the far away ones? Yeah, well kind of. Even that you're probably not safe. Uh, he probably stole them.

not safe. He probably stole them. Ok what's your problem? Here's my problem dick. You drive in a car. You have a passenger in the car having a passenger is already kind of annoying because all of a sudden all your traditional driving let's be clear I like to drive badly I like to be a distracted driver I want to play on my phone I don't want to put on my seat belt yeah and you know already I got to clean up my act cuz I got a guy in my car So we're going to see Superman. I don't think you need a seatbelt, do you?

Me? You're gonna launch through the windshield? Yeah, I'm not going through the window I might get impaled on the fucking steering wheel or something. Yeah, so me and my buddy Derek We're gonna review Superman. We got to go to the movie theater to see Superman It's in this big stupid parking garage in the middle of fucking Downtown Hollywood. So of course, it's crowded. It's like a rich kid mall or some shit and there's no parking of course there's no parking and I go that's fine you know I know how to drive around until I find parking and that's when Dirk decides I think I could help my problem is backseat parkers dick

You know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about These are guys Who somehow believe that they have a magical ability to find parking? Better than you like you have somehow never parked a car before in your life And without their ability to say, Oh, you should turn down that aisle. Like, the whole thing's over. You obviously need them to tell you that. Thanks for the tip. I was just gonna sit here.

I was just gonna drive home, actually. Yeah, I was just gonna crash the car into a wall. But thankfully, Dirk was there to go and maybe check down there And I swear to God this is any time you park with anybody the other person What is it? There's like this weird neon for the other person to feel like they have some sort of control over the situation Like like they need to contribute to it somehow. Yeah, and you're like, okay, I'm just gonna like, keep looking for it. And he's going, you gotta go left here, you gotta go left there. I go, it's literally one way.

There's no other way I can turn. So I am definitely going to turn left here. Now, I feel bad because I feel like I've subjected you in the back, in the past, to, to backseat parking. Cause I realized I have that impulse too. Remember when we went to Comic Con and tried to find parking? Yeah, but like how do I, it's not helpful at all, really. Not at all.

Very, very few times is it helpful. And- I think the only job you have as a backseat parker is if you see what looks like a spot. Yes. Yeah. That's it. The only words you should be allowed to say is, there's one. But any like suggestion of side streets or garages or anything, like I think you just gotta go hands off. I think it complicates the situation. I have an extra bad. It leads to unnecessary aggravation. Well you have

a lady who drives, does she help you park? No, sometimes. I have an extra bad. It leads to unnecessary aggravation. Well you have a lady who drives a truck. Does she help you park? No, sometimes. I have an extra bad because I have a- I drive a truck so I don't fit in most spots. So I'm like in every single time I go to park it's Ooh there's one. My car's too big. Oh there's one. My car's too big. Well you can't fit there. I'm like I-

I know how big my car is too big. Well, you can't fit there. I'm like I I know How big my car is I know you don't give a fuck about my car getting dinged up or getting squished in there But I do I'm not gonna park there. Yeah, I think the are you sure you're not gonna fit in there That's a strangle worthy sentence. Uh-huh. That's a hey, man I think I know the size of my car better than your eyeballing it right now That's when you got to throw out. You know, why don't I just let you off and then I'll go find parking I it's fine. Yeah, you know what? That's not a bad idea cuz then you part honestly It's an aggravating situation is a needlessly aggravating situation because also You know when they tell you hey turn down this aisle

which you obviously were going to do because there's only and then you see a spot in their head they're going it reinforces to them I am an expert Parker yeah somehow I've become maybe if there was a test if there was like a license you could get like suck and I go they're sucking joy out of you. Like then when you find parking, they get the credit and you still look like an idiot. You already get dinged for getting criticized out loud. And they get all the credit. It's like they found it.

They get all the credit. They, in reality, you would have found it yourself. In reality, you might have found it quicker. Yeah. Yeah. The worst is the illegal, the back street illegal parkers or the backseat illegal parkers who will tell you to park in a spot that is obviously illegal and give you attitude like you're a pussy for not parking there. Dude, I hate, I can't, I don't understand that at all.

I'm not risking getting a ticket. Dude I have such parking anxiety I never understood there's this one girl who she's like yeah just park in this alleyway and I'm like I'd be blocking all these cars from getting out she's like ah it's okay nobody comes down here and I'm like. Yeah we'll be quick. I'm like no I'm not doing that. Yeah no what are you talking about no I'm not risking my car getting towed in fucking LA. I'll just look for parking. It's crazy. Yeah, people are crazy. I think look, I think backseat Parkers, if there's gonna, there should be a test

that you can take to find parking. They let you loose in a parking garage where every spot is full except for one and if you can find it in a certain time limit before anyone else, okay, then you get a card and if you're driving around at a certain time limit before anyone else, okay. Then you get a card, and if you're driving around with somebody, you go, uh, license backseat parker, I have a sixth sense for finding a spot. Because there is no skill, that's the other thing, it's not a skill-based activity. Right. Because it's totally fucking random. You don't know, maybe you can make inferences, like maybe parking near a store that sucks.

Maybe if you've been there before, like if you know some kind of secret spot that everyone always misses, that's fine, but just guessing along with me is very annoying. That's all it is, is like trying to divine where the parking is going to be. Like you believe you have a magic sixth sense. Oh, maybe if we go up a couple blocks. Oh, we should probably turn down here, but then you don't actually know unless you know the area, okay? that's what I hate It's like a it's like a it's like they think they're psychic

It's like they think they have psychic abilities or they I just got a good feeling About then that's what it was in the fucking car with Derek. He goes. I got a good feeling about that row My wife took us to get like ice cream or something down the street. And I'm so paranoid about being a backseat parker that I sat in the car. I let her park in an illegal space. And I thought, huh, OK. I guess that's how she does it, parks illegally.

That's why she's such a good parker. Whatever, okay, so we go out and we get ice cream and come back to the car in a little bit. Oh no. Oh no. And she said something, and she goes, yeah, this spot's always open. And I said, well, that's cause it's an illegal spot. And she goes, what?

I'm like, well, yeah, it's not, it's not that it doesn't have a- Yeah, obviously you always get the spot that you're not allowed to park in it doesn't have a number like the rest of The spots so you can't pay it at the meter It's not it's next to the like it's next to the handicapped spot You didn't know that you were parking in like a handicapped person's ramp the whole time dude No, I just thought I was I just thought I was good at parking like well I guess you want to think about it the the female backseat parkers the worst because there's like this male instinct

to uh To not get hit with a $400 toffee. Yeah Yeah, and that why can women not wrap their heads around that it like to do tickets that exist for women for some fucking reason Where they're like, yeah, just leave it here. like it's definitely always been women where like it'll be fine It'll be fine. My old girlfriend used to be that way all the time She's like oh don't worry they never tow here or whatever and I'm like what about what they do then? What about when they- yeah! But I don't know I drunk drive with that same mindset like ah when are you gonna get pulled over Like it all evens out so maybe they're right. Maybe there's something to it. I don't know man

Also, I lived in Oakland and she'd be like I'm like dude I'm not parking on this street she's like it's fine they don't the hoodlums don't come around here and the next day I come out my fucking radios gone I go you fucking bitch why did I trust you for a second god damn it I know I shouldn't have parked down this fucking street anyway my problem Dick, is backseat Parkers. We gotta stop them. That's a good one. Thank you. Write it down so that I don't remember it later. Backseat Parkers.

Um, okay, my problem is the extinction of public dumps. The extinction of public dumps or whatever the- Have they gotten rid of the public dumps? Dude, I was trying to throw away a mountain of garbage, maybe two weeks ago or three weeks ago. And I looked it up online and there it's like, yeah, here's a dump, they accept household furniture, or household stuff, household trash.

And I thought, yeah, okay, that's totally normal. I'll just drive out, I'll just drive over to the city dump. They're all over the place, drop a bunch of trash off, drop like a truck full of garbage in, and call it a day, right? It's easy. I know that this exists. It would be stupid if this didn't exist

because all the dump trucks, you know, come from somewhere. They all have a home somewhere So I thought that I thought yeah that there was like little mini dumps where you could come take a mattress and stuff instead of using your one one big item freebie a year that the That the city that the the garbage the sanitation people have right? Well the pickup the one Yeah, the one I think thanks for the one free pickup I don't want to abuse my I don't want to abuse you know my one free pickup of the year

In case I need in case I have to throw a mattress away In a couple months, so I'll save it so I load up the car and So I'll save it. So I load up the car and we go driving over to the nearest public dump. And I get there and there's a big sign on the front that says absolutely no public dumping, no public access. I was like, wait a minute, what do you mean no public dumping?

I see the garbage trucks, they're all sitting. There's a big pile of garbage right there. I'll just add my garbage to it. Yeah, I see them fucking playing grab ass with the garbage trucks back there. Just let me dump my shit right in. I've seen, I know how the trash men work. I've seen them loaded up. I could take care of it, but is there like, no, no, we don't do that here.

So I said, okay. I got fucked over by the internet. It happens. Let me just load up the website of like dump.dump.com and see where the next one is. There's a whole shitload of these dump sites, right? One of these has got to work. So I go to the next one and say, okay, what do they accept? Oh, they accept household garbage.

All right. I go there and I say, hey, I got some trash. Where should I do with it? And she goes, oh, we don't take trash. I'm like, what are you talking about? You got a whole parking lot full of dumpster. Dumpster, I pull it, first of all, it's in a shitty neighborhood.

It's in like a shitty industrial zone neighborhood that no one would live in. I say, perfect. This is where the dump, jackpot. This is where trash goes. There's the train right next to it. This is where the fucking, this is where the dump- jackpot. This is where trash goes. There's the trains right next to it. This is where the trash goes. I pull in fucking garbage, big garbage dumpsters everywhere.

That look like they're ready for use. You know, they don't even have tops. They're seeing so much action. So I back up to one of the giant ass dumpsters and say, alright, I got some garbage, do I gotta pay you like ten bucks or something to dump off my garbage? Do I gotta pay you more? You know? Like I don't know why I would have to do that. Is there a garbage fee for my garbage?

Yeah, is there some kind of fucking fee? And she goes, oh we don't take garbage. So what are you talking about? What's all the fucking garbage cans? What's all the dumpsters for? Where'd you get that garbage? Yeah What are you guys full? And she goes, no, we don't we haven't we haven't taken garbage for a long time Said okay. What do you take here? She goes, like, e-waste, like computers and phones. And I look around and it's just packed full of people dumping off either recyclables that they're not even paying for or e-waste. And I didn't say it, but I wanted to say who the fuck separates their e-waste from the rest of their garbage?

Just throw it in the garbage. Who gives a f- Apparently you're supposed to, right? Well yeah, but who gives a fuck? You're telling me all of these people are separating e-waste? They're driving down to the dump to throw their old flip phones away? You gotta be fucking kidding me. I don't know who those people are I don't get it either I've never separated my trash I've thrown full CRT monitors into the trash I don't fuck step around on top of each other I threw a monitor in the dumpster the other

day yeah totally that's not my fucking problem so I go okay well where do I take this fucking trash then because your website's all fucked up I don't know what it I don't know it was made as a joke but it says bring your trash in we love garbage it's got a little picture out of a guiding trash. Where do I take it? We like to sort the garbage. It's our favorite. She goes, you gotta go to the landfill.

And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? The landfill. And she goes, yeah, the landfill. You gotta take it up to the landfill. So in this entire city, I have to drive all the way out to the fucking dump to throw, I gotta go drive with the dump trucks, with the trash trucks, and dump my own shit out into the fucking landfill with all the Mexicans and their lawn and their grass. There's not a lot of Mexicans there, that's not a problem.

Clipping shit. Anyone could be there. How far is the landfill? Or is it just a run around? It's a run around. The landfill's like, I don't know, 30 minutes away, but it's all up this whiny fucking road with dirt and rocks flying from the garbage trucks. The land has been filled and now he's filling it more. So I go Hey, I got a I got this truck full of garbage and he goes goes, oh, the minimum is a ton, and it's 100 bucks. I'm like, oh. Oh my god.

Ha ha ha! Ah! Wait, there's a trash minimum? There's a trash minimum. So you can't dump your garbage anywhere in the city. It's all, they're playing with all their own trash. Unless you make more of it. They want more trash.

Yeah. So I put 100, he goes,, well where are you coming from? And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about, where am I coming from? He goes, well you can only dump here if you're from Glendale. I said, well then I'm from Glendale, what do you mean I can only dump here? I got, I don't even meet the minimum of garbage? And I still can't use your precious fucking landfill? For a hundred dollars, you won't let me dump.

You won't let me dump Santa Clarita trash in here. It's all from China, dude. It doesn't matter where I'm from. So I pay the hundred bucks. I go dump it off. You know, my girlfriend's thrilled because it's me wasting a hundred bucks. You know, she's like, oh, man, it's great. You're fucking you're getting fucked.

You're losing money. This is my favorite thing as a woman. So I'm driving home. What were you getting rid of mattresses and shit? The sex doll number one and I made it I covered up the sex doll So it looked like I was dumping a body like I left the you least cut the head off as a memento He threw the whole sex doll out. Yeah, I thought about cutting that off But that is that would guaranteed to injure me. That's irony. Yeah, that thing is horrifying. I'm glad that thing is gone.

So I looked it up a little bit. I looked it up. I got some stats and a TED Talk for you about garbage. Oh boy. In 1986, there was 7600 landfills, but of liberal bullshit in America. Yeah, and now there's only 1269 because of regulations and liberal bullshit Ship the trash to other countries now. I don't know anything about that. I only know that it's impossible I don't know anything about that. I only know that it's impossible to do your DIY garbage because they've been

privatized private companies dominate landfill operations prioritizing profit over public access That's horrible Tipping fees the average fee the average fucking fee for dumping is $60 a ton so casual dumping is expensive or impractical that's insane. See when I was a kid did you ever go to the dump with you as a kid your pants had to like drop something off? Yeah I swore this was a real thing. Yeah. But no they... Well because we would go there and they had like a big bin for like recyclables and actually was cool because go there and they had like a big bin for like recyclables

it actually was cool cuz they had a They had like a pile of like if you had stuff that was like Giveaway shit. I got like a whole Atari there with like a shit ton of games What was in the dumps for yeah the dump free pile dude was just getting rid of his Atari and I'm like I want an Atari That's how I got my Atari as a kid. Yeah, he's just done with it. It was just at the dump You got a dump Atari. I got a dump got my Atari as a kid. Yeah, I was just done with it. It was just at the dump. You got a dump Atari? I got a dump Atari, man.

It had a shit ton of games. It was a little dirty, had to wipe it off. But they had like a nice table. I got like a whole run of every Nintendo Power magazine. They had like a little, our dump was nice. We had a nice dump. Oh dude, I threw away every Nintendo Power magazine I had like two years ago.

I eventually threw them out and I completely regret doing it. Two years ago you threw them out? That recently? I had everyone from issue number one Like, I don't know, I probably had 200 issues. I had boxes of that shit. I don't know why I kept it. Yeah. There you go. I don't know why you got rid of it. I'm the reverse of that situation. Liberal bullshit and the privatization of...

Yeah. We're getting fucked on dumps from both sides. Liberal bullshit regulations and privatization greedy capitalists. So now we don't have no dump ataris, no dump table. I can't even take a sex doll to the trash. I got a drive. I got a drive up to the fucking dump which is probably dangerous and Walk around in mulched up trash just to throw out like a truck full of and I and What do I drive by on the way to the dump like six homeless?

Encampments that are just piles of fucking trash so homeless encampments that are just piles of fucking trash so I would have been better off just dumping it on the street. Honestly, oh man did you ever see that stink, have you been to uh, in Silver Lake there's this one, I don't know if she's still there, but just this real stinky homeless lady who's taking over the whole fucking street. Maybe they finally got rid of her. But she turned the whole street into her own little like trash fucking boulevard. They're like, bitch this is like a nice area. They're not even trying. The homeless aren't even trying anymore. My dumb problem, I tried to call up them and I said hey I got a couch can you come pick it up and they're like what's your customer code or whatever and I'm like well I don't have that because you know it's a rental. My customer code is I'm gonna throw it in the street

if you don't kind of get it. I'm gonna need a customer code. Yeah, well, basically, I'm like, what do you mean, just come pick, obviously I'm in the town, I'm at the residence, come pick up the fucking couch. And then I ended up, it was such a fucking runaround that I ended up just taking a fucking handsaw and cutting the couch into sections

and throwing it into the dumpster was easier than trying to dispose of it all at once. Which actually ended up being pretty fun, I gotta say. Taking apart a couch beach by piece was kind of a good time. So in a way, I'm glad the dump stiffed me. You're saying couch and I'm picturing cutting up a fat woman. Piece by piece. Yeah, yeah.

It was just bodies and acid and knock her teeth out. Either way it worked out. When I had an apartment with Sean and we moved, I just threw the couch in. I took the couch, I didn't want to throw it in the street because then people would know it was me. So we moved it around the corner into an alley behind where the shops are and just threw it there.

Because there was no- See, I'm always, you would think, you see all this trash on the street, but I'm always paranoid that there's gonna be like some guy with like a fucking ring camera who is a looky-loo, calls the cops and goes, oh we got an illegal dumping here. Like the one time a guy actually gets caught dumping his fucking trash it's gonna be me. So you know I gotta go by the spirit of the law.

I came back from Burning Man and I was trying to figure out where I could dump all like the camp shower water It's just totally disgusting like gray water so dishes Shower water absolutely fucking disgusting water You store it in a rain barrel just cap it seal that shit You know but that's how you have to because you can't just dump gray water out there So you have to take it back with you totally fucking disgusting Totally disgusting job that I never got thanked for,

by the way. What? Wait, is it gonna fuck up the dirt? What does grey water do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause if you have soap or shit in it, or like food, it'll fuck up the,

the whole deal is you can't fuck up the desert. It's a desert. How do you fuck up a desert? Well, because there's 80,000 people just doing god knows what. If they let everybody do everything- And they're all pissing and shitting everywhere? No, they're pissing and shitting in porta potties. And then somebody's gotta take all that stuff back?

Porta potty guys. But this is just like dishwater. I assumed you'd just fucking dig a hole in the desert and just bury it or something. Nah, that's- that's no no. Alright. That's Gruboden. It would be disgusting if they did that. So I called the fu- I called sanitation.

I- I don't know, I probably spent an hour asking them where I can get rid of this- this disgusting water. Right. And I couldn't get- I could never get- I figured the same thing. There's gotta be somewhere you just come dump stuff, right? But I ended up just dump dump I ended up driving down Yeah, exactly Gallons of disgusting water so I dumped it all over and then got in my car and drove It was in a trailer

And I just drove and let it all drain out of the back of this u-haul the u-haul thing stunk like shit when I brought It back to you. Well. It's funny is in LA they try to shame you because all the storm drains have like a picture of a dolphin on it It's like yeah, don't forget this goes all the way to the ocean. So you're poisoning a dolphin I'm like, ah, they lived through worse. Yeah, we're doing that Us are the fucking storm drain that's doing that right? I'm sure the dolphins will be fucking fine That's a chemical plant that you guys have yeah Not the fact that Fukushima nuclear radiation is still washing up on shore those dollars are yeah, okay? That's my problem anyway good one

Alright dick here's my problem It's a problem It's a double-edged sword because sometimes it could be a blessing, but it often turns into a curse my problem is Groupon Dick you know me. I'm a Groupon boy because there are deals to be had. Oftentimes there's a German restaurant we like and we'll go to the German restaurant and I'm always so pleased because I go, why don't I use my Groupon? It's such a fucking scam. Why do you buy Groupons? Okay, because the Groupon for that place is like an incredible savings. Okay, cuz a beer at that place is what they're those big

tall German beers. Well yeah, but then you have to go to that place. Well, that's what I'm getting to. Okay, look, the Groupon is like 25 bucks for two giant beers, a whole plate of sausage and nonsense. Yeah. It's a great deal. But now, in my head head I'm trapped because they have this fucking expiration date and I'm always saying go to that place. Oh god I gotta go to that fucking place. Yeah, anytime Dicks like anytime You're like do you want to get dinner? I'm like we should go to the red lion. You're like why? Why do you like that place so much? Why do you always want to go to the red lion?

Why do you always want to go to that place? Don't worry about it. I don't know why I want to go there Shut the fuck up. And the reason is that I have Groupon anxiety It's that I got a Groupon that's gonna expire in about a month Yeah, and if I don't use it I lose it, but the deals are real the savings are incredible That's like chick math though. Like you're not you have to go you have to go spend money. It's not a deal Well, dick, I'm starting to learn the limits of my Groupon lifestyle. Okay. First of all, I got another Groupon to Canners. So now I gotta drive all the way across town to Canners.

Canners? In Hollywood? Yeah. Why the fuck would you buy that? Why the fuck would you buy that? Because I love Canners. It's a Jewish delicatessen. I can get a nice, but it's like a $50 Groupon first of all, so I gotta bring somebody else

unless I really wanna buy a $50 worth of Jewish deli. And and yeah now I gotta figure out when I'm gonna go to Canters It's become a nightmare. I'm asking everyone. I know do you want to go to Canters? I asked Randy if you wanted to go to Canters I'm busy this month Buying a Jewish coupon is suicide, financial suicide That's obvious It has a lot more terms and conditions than other Groupon. I didn't think about it until now. Somebody's asking what's a Groupon. Groupon is a website that you can go to.

This was really big like ten years ago, and the idea is that there's all these different experiences and events and restaurants, and it's like limited time gift certificates. It's for women. Yeah, I know, but like you can't there are some guys who I think they get a lot of Groupons they do they have a good time it's engineered to make women spend money that's what it is yeah that's who's buying it with dumb women okay the reason I went on Groupon and here's what cuz I had stopped buying Groupons for a while but recently I've been saying I really want a soft pretzel I don't know why I like pretzels. So go buy one.

Sure, okay, but also they have those things, you know, I've had pretzels delivered to the house before have you ever gotten mail order pretzels? Oh come on don't be oh I wanted a pretzel. I wanted a couple pretzels. My sister got me a mail order Pretzels my sister my sister got me a mail order pretzel like kit like a whole thing Yeah, a shitload of like pretzels and stuff is like mailed freeze-dried right right Christmas for Christmas, and then I forgot it at my parents house because I put it in the freezer like after I opened it Okay, at least it was yeah, so then she ate it I opened it. Okay, at least it was yeah. Yeah, so then she ate it

So you didn't end up getting any of the press yeah, so I have got one before but I didn't know yeah Well, it came to my house and now I have a giant bar bag of that chunky pretzel salt that they have That I can't use for anything else. I don't know why I'm holding on to it Like at some point I'm gonna have a pretzel that doesn't have enough salt on it. I'm gonna go Oh, thank God. I have that bag of that big heavy pretzel salt because you have to salt the pretzel yourself. You're hoarding pretzel salt? I'm not trying to hoard it they sent it to me with the pretzels to put on the pretzels Well what if I maybe I can use it in something else maybe there's another use for a fucking pretzel salt Maybe we'd go good in a different dish. I could cook with it. Throw the pretzel throw the pretzel salt. Maybe it would go good in a different dish. I could cook with it. Throw the pretzel salt away. It's in the cabinet. It also came with some hot mustard which has

probably expired now. Look, I was searching the internet for pretzels and I come across a Groupon and the Groupon is, we're going to give you a $25 Annie Anne's gift certificate for like 15 bucks. So I'm getting an extra $10 free pretzels and it comes with a coupon for another free pretzel. Which is a fantastic bargain. So I get the groupon for the $25 gift certificate and the free pretzel and they go, here's your code for the free pretzel. Enter it into the audience app.

I go, oh, I gotta go fucking app. You gotta get an app? A pretzel app? Yeah, I gotta get a fucking pretzel app. I gotta get a fucking and I gotta fucking pretzel app I got a boat Memory to a fucking pretzel I get the pretzel app they go you got to sign up for the Indians rewards club I go oh my god So I sign up for the rewards club so I can get my free pretzel that I have paid for And I put the code in I copy it from the email. I put it in they go

I don't know what the fuck this is. Yeah. I go, what do you mean? I add it, I go look at the email, it goes, Just enter this code in the N.E.A.N.S. app and get your free pretzel. I do it like a couple more times, nothing. Yeah. I emailed a company,

they go, well that's weird, we gotta look into this. And I've spent the last two weeks back and forth emailing with a fucking pretzel company I'm going how is it to just generate me a new fucking pretzel code and they're going if you tried going Now they're going can you go to the cashier and have the cashier enter the code on his? His fucking machine and I go I'm not gonna drive all the way to the pretzel place Have the guy jury rig test the code and if it doesn't work what I just go oh okay I guess I'll go home because the code didn't work It's a nightmare

No why don't you drive there and do the code dude? Not me, why don't you go drive and do it Why don't you call up the guy and have him try to put the code in the machine and tell me if it worked Yeah, figured I've spent two weeks finally the other yesterday they finally go listen Vito we've broken down our system to its barest bones we can't understand what's happened we're gonna issue a $5 complimentary credit so you can just go buy a pretzel with the credit because they can't get a

fucking coupon code to work this is a nightmare and all because I just wanted a fucking pretzel Groupon that's it I wanted to save ten dollars on pretzels and get one free pretzel yeah and today when I got my free pretzel it was pretty good I gotta say it was a good pretzel so how much money did you spend on this everything well the amount of time I spent that time and suck of trying to get the pretzel anything what did you what how much money did you spend on pretzels? Well again, it was $15 for $25 in pretzels, so I still have a $13 credit remaining So I could get another pretzel and maybe a frozen lemonade

You know in a week or two. Yeah, but the problem is it just consumes me It consumes my every thought because now I'm constantly going oh god I got to use that fucking Groupon for that pretzel I'm constantly going oh god I got to use that fucking group on for the prensil or else it expires I got to go to fucking Canners you know and then I see the other ones the ones like you want to go to that medieval nights or whatever and I'm Like oh my god. Yeah exactly You have a coupon for medieval medieval times. They almost got me cuz it's a good deal you look at it in there like it's a family Got me cuz it's a good deal you look at it in there like it's a family

Little kids why would you want to go? I want to see the Knights go on an adventure. I want to see all the fun or like a bunch of Because they start they start getting you thinking about oh, maybe I could be out there doing all these things I could be zip lining I could be Jet skiing maybe I want to go to get out a lifetime pass to Universal Studios Florida you start getting in the Groupon mindset of like maybe this will be my life from now on maybe I need a 90 minute pass to Skysox at Skyzone Covina which is some sort of trampoline excitement park oh adventure awaits lock and load for an epic day of combat fun

at paintball park only ten dollars wait ten dollars for paintball How does that work? Cuz the gun they give you is dog shit. I think you don't get a gun I think it's just to get into the run around you run around with no gun you run around and get shot I think you gotta buy the gun at that time bucks for that. What a deal Admission to a unique historical medieval torture exam, a hot air balloon ride. It's all these ninja adventure park. They got me thinking about, do I want to go to fucking an escape room and escape?

You know, there's all sorts of things that could be doing. This is cheap stuff. That's like the marketing is women who want to, exactly what you're saying, but a woman saying it. Okay. But parasailing is only $107 seven dollars with code summer fun. That's 37% off parasailing I don't you know I could be I don't think you want to I could be parasailing right now Did you see the girl who was parasailing and for some reason just freaked out and like took her harness off?

Yeah, I saw it into the water. Yeah, maybe I'll do that. That looked fun. You take a Beverly Hills or tour Yeah, why not? This should be a suicide park pottery class all these groupon experiences But I can't do it cuz I'll buy it and then I'll never want to fucking go Like and not save five dollars cuz they do these limited fucking codes or whatever Yeah, you don't need to save five dollars that much just I got one you should do though. Hold on. This is for you real quick I'm sharing my screen. Take a look at this a Mosaic tile making class for one or two now that would be good for you because famously Yeah, you didn't know to grout your mosaic these people would have obviously that's just a choice

Hey, this is clearly grounded. I would say that the mosaic class would tell you to grout your mosaic. That's a good experience That's a with a sip of wine for two. It's $91. Oh 82 20 with code summer fun. I Could be pretty fun. Unfortunately got a baby on the way gonna be hard to make time for mosaic It'd be hard to make time for mosaics. This shit's retarded, man. Mosaic class with a sip of wine? Yeah, it's all retarded, but it makes me think, look, out-wheel monster trucks. That could be cool. Escape a tiki fun boat. Wait, wait, wait. What's this trampoline thing? What is this trampoline park thing? Hold on, I'm going back. I thought those were legal.

Well, there's a big corona jump, man. What's this? Big air? There was a couple of them on here. Get a family fun package at Big Corona Air What's the youngest you can go? That's just Mexican children sitting around. What's the age limit? The age minimum? It might be yeah, you might not allow adults. It says for five people. No, no, what's the youngest of child that you could bring here? Like a couple days old? What's the deal? Okay, 60 minute jump pass family fun I'm not seeing it one hour of jump time for eleven jumpers. For fifteen bucks I could get 60 minutes on a trampoline and a large pizza and a

pitch of soda what the fuck? Is that what it is? That's pretty good I'm telling you that's how they get you 60 minute jump pass for one person validated day day. Oh Pizza with that me one. Yeah No, you gotta get the group on party package you get the way a 60 minute jump pass with a large pitcher and a pitcher Of soda that's a family fun package. I just want one just me you just want to go jump See I'm showing you the group on life is a real it's a thing man like this I don't need to save 10 bucks that bad Yeah, but if you could why not? Cuz it cuz it's like a scam. Why don't you go to sky zone Covina? Here it is

Look jump into fun a 90 minute pass At Scott why is it called sky socks? That's a weird fight Look at all these people jumping and enjoying life. I forgot how many people were in the trampoline park. Checking out the foam zone. I don't want to go to the foam zone. You gotta go early on a Monday or something. Oh yeah, I could do that. I could go on a Monday.

Yeah, you just scroll down so you can see how big this chick's tits are. Let's see here. Wait, in the foam zone? That's a child. Oh this lady. That might also be a child. Bigger. Better. Safer. This is a whole new sky zone. It's a whole new sky zone experience! How about 30,000 square feet to explore. He's falling into lava! It's hot lava! It's very exciting. Very exciting stuff. Why don't you stop buying Groupons?

Well after this pretzel debacle I think I might. Though now I'm looking at all this other fun stuff. Nah you gotta stop. You gotta stop browsing Groupon. It's not good. It is a good deal to go to Universal. $109 for a Universal pass. I haven't been to the Super Nintendo world yet. So then go when you want to go. Don't go, don't buy this shit on Groupon. Like, that's like the ultimate dopamine

satisfaction. Like, I want to go, now I bought it, so I went. It's like a really fucked up marketing strategy. $15 for $30 in canners food. That's a lot of canners. Because the sandwiches are pricey.

Yeah. Ooh, TGI Friday's gift cards. I like TGI Fridays. I've been to TGI Fridays in forever. My problem, Dick, is Groupon anxiety. There you go. Groupon, Groupon anxiety. Okay.

Uh, my problem is when one little, when one little, one little piece of your thing breaks and you gotta get a new one. Yeah. One little piece of it breaks. And you just can't try as hard, try as you might. Try as you might. It's just totally fucking retarded to try to fix it. Well what broke? My grill.

I guess it didn't technically break because I left my grill. Wait, your grill broke? I left it on all night a long time ago. Oh no. And it burned a hole under the grill and it fucked everything up. So I said, I'll just replace it, right?

I'll replace the pan, no big deal. Replaced it and the new one doesn't fit right. I replaced the little under the things that hold the gas in there that light up. There's a little like bar between them so the gas can go between them. And of course everything's made to break. So you can't just buy,

you can't buy from the manufacturer that little piece. What you have to buy is a universal adapter. And they never fucking work. They're always janky, sliding around, like adjust... This is where the gas comes out, like the nozzle? No, the gas goes into like a... The gas comes out of the propane tank, goes into the grill, and then it goes into a trough.

It goes into the first trough that lights on fire, and then from there it goes into the second burner set the second burner But it goes through like a little pipe to get that goes through like a little trot like a little Rectangular tube to go to the next one that motherfucker burned So I had to get a new one of those and you can't just buy the thing on itself You got to get a whole replacement kit for all the parts because they only you know, they only sell them in one big box Right. They only sell them in one big box, right? They only sell them in one big package.

So you got to get them all and replace everything. And of course, the replacements fucked the tube. The new tubes that I bought have already burned up, even though I didn't fuck up at all this time. I was just using it like normal. They still already burned because the replacement pieces are the replacement parts are pieces of shit Now and now it just looks like now. It's almost now. It's always almost on fire the grill Which how much was that grill was it an expensive grill? No, I was just like 500. It was like a normal grill It was I miss a good grill, but Well, how long have you had it for probably ten years?

Just get a new grill, man. What are we talking about here? Because it was just one little piece on the thing that broke. It's just one little piece that broke, and I thought, no problem. I could just replace... That was Henry Ford's dream of America, that and no more bankers. And I thought we were past it, and we lived in that reality. But we still have bankers, and we still

can't replace one little fucking piece if one little piece goes bad. That's my problem. One little piece breaks, and you've got to replace the whole thing. No, I hear you. Well, the problem is when one little piece breaks and there is no, yeah, the whole thing cannot be repaired at all. You're just fucked. Yeah.

It sucks. It sucks. I get it. I mean, I've had that problem with trying to fix a Nintendo Wii, and I open it up and then I accidentally snip the wrong fucking cable and I go, well, that's too much of a pain in the ass to fix. Well, I gotta replace the whole fucking thing, dude. I gotta buy the whole thing because it's one little fucking piece.

Doesn't exist. I can't buy it. I can't put it on. Well, what's wonderful- If I go online, I gotta hear these retards talk about right to repair, I don't give a shit, I just want this one piece for my grill that I can fix. But I can't. Well what sucks is when it's a metal piece, right? Cause I'll say one of the best things about having the 3D printer is that all this shit that they never wanted us to be able to replicate all these weird little pieces and shit

You can just 3d print up a replacement. It's great. What are you 3d printing replacement for? Well, let's be clear that I recently when we were in Vegas purchased a 1973 Kenner Millennium Falcon, you know, but it's missing the Gunners pod and you know, it's missing the detachable It's missing the we call it the hatch for the fucking pilot seat or whatever But thankfully, you know, otherwise I'd say what can you do with this Millennium Falcon? Now I can re print the missing pieces in it and fix it up. Isn't that fantastic?

That's like a that's like a Mexican fucking toy chest that you have. A Millennium Falcon with printed pieces? Yeah! Cause all the pieces fall off! What do you call it? There's like the famous That's ghetto shit. You remember Masters of the Universe of course? He-Man? There was a He-Man toy, it was like a big playset and it had these

fucking monorails that... Castle Grisco? Oh, did Castle Grisco have the monorails? No. Or Eternia? Probably Eternia. It was He-Man's one. It had these little hang down pods that could like motorize, like go around the whole fucking thing, but the tracks for it just were made of this plastic that just is the most brittle shit in the world. So without the advent of 3D printing we wouldn't be having our Atarnia's. Exactly! You break that shit when you're a kid and you're fucked! Yeah! Now we've found a way around it.

Now we can fix our Atarnia play sets with replacement tracks. It's very exciting. I fire up my Xbox and the controller's like drifting and I go, oh fuck. So I go online and I say, what's the deal with the drifting controller? And they're like, it's actually this little piece that's broken. Like so it's $80, that little piece, cause I gotta throw the controller away

and get a brand new one. Cause that one little fucking piece. All right. Some of those controllers, man, did you ever open up an old N64 controller after the stick goes dead? No. You know why the stick goes dead? Is

because the way they built it that fucking stick is just grinding around a little ball inside the controller just slowly wearing down over time so when you open it up there's all this powder in there from this deteriorated fucking analog stick based on the way they made it and you're like this is the worst design ever oh Oh my God. Yeah. So thank you. You have to buy replacement sticks and replace that whole unit because it just grinds down to a fine powder over time.

Well, that's my problem. If you've ever had one little piece of something break and you got to replace the whole fucking thing, vote it up. Vote up my problems. Is that a metaphor for this show? No. I wrote it. I wrote it down. I'm like, I wonder if Vito's gonna think there's some kind of back, some kind of weird slam on him. No, I just, I just always, I like to read into things. It's funny. All right, are we done?

Is that it? That's a show. Yeah. Good show. Go do your, do the super chats. Let's do the super chats. Oh, our problems are the extinction of the public dump, the disappearance of the public dump, the disappearance of the public dump, the disappearance chats. Let's do the problems are the extinction of

The public done the disappearance of the public dump One little thing breaks you got to replace the whole thing Groupon anxiety and backseat parkers parkers. That's a good one based on comments It sounds like my audio was much better this episode, but that I still peak if I yell, so I will look into that for next episode. Yeah, do it like, look at it soon, not Friday. Look at it Monday, or Sunday. Well yesterday, I didn't think it was going to take all fucking day to record a fucking Superman review with three 4K cameras for some fucking reason.

That's why you do it on Monday, not Friday! That's the point of doing it on Monday! I don't know what I was doing on Monday. I'm sure it was all so important. Very good. I always have very exciting, important things to do. Just do it! Just do it on Monday. Super chats in now. Frogwashing for two says ripoff verse is a public puppet shagger. I don't know if we want to get in all that but man that guy I'm just bummed out by that that shit. I'm like alright man. That's too bad. It's just so dumb It's like so dumb for those of you don't know ripoff verse is

Mad at Ethan van Schuyver for hiring Sven Stoffels to do a kind of cool comic book And I like Sven Stoffels and he has cool. He has cool art His arts like kind of like more cartoony than the normal cyber frog or whatever and that ripoff Matter is just there was no reason for him to say your wife's shit about EVS his wife's Parkinson's. It's like alright, man like okay, then why? What are you doing like why? Why are you doing this just just if you want it to be over that much just fucking leave like what's the what's the fucking point? Or just apologize if you fucked up. He's a sad shit that was out of line. Sorry. It's not a big deal

You know actually EVS is so EBS is so fucking nice That me that knowing him and me watching how he operates actually makes me think you know what I should be nicer to people and more forgiving like I really should he's a great example of a forgiving person who's also a fucking bastard if you fuck with him. I'm like, mmm, okay. I see that he's doing it and it's a good thing. I should really try to do that more. So- EBS is one of these guys where I understand why some people hate him and he gets under

their skin, but at the end of the day I go, this is just like a really nice guy with a family who clearly cares- He's not a really nice guy, but he is nice. Well, he cares about something. He clearly cares about his fam- like going after his family you go- That's crazy! Man! There's so much stuff you could give EVS shit for, like why is that where you would go? It's so stupid, and maybe it's just a stupid time of the world. EVS shit for like why is that where you would go?

Maybe it's just a student he's lecturing EVS about art. He's going like you don't even go to art school You don't know what art is or whatever that would be fine Just do that if that's really the kind of pedantic you want to be but yeah going after his family is nuts I mean, it's not even going after it's one comment. It's way out of line But go you what yeah, you could go. You know what I really fucked up I shouldn't have said that I was I was too much But what it's always one thing these guys have in common. They don't like you so they go after your fucking wife, and I do Well these guys got fat wines they're open they're open for ridicule dick you've identified their weakness I mean, they're fine. I don't go after any other kind of thing that their wives are doing yeah they're fat though if you got a fat wife you got to watch out

that's not on me dick might hit you dick might hit you come on man asking dick to not go your fat wife is like asking a mouse to not find a delicious slice of cheese I mean you must like it so it's not even an insult. You're fucking a fat chick so, you know. Yeah, so you shouldn't even be upset. It's not even a problem. If somebody says to tell me to knock his face looks retarded, I say yeah, it's awesome. That's why I love it.

Yeah, cool. That's not insulting. So if I say your wife's fat, then you should like it. Same reason. it's just bizarre I'm like I thought this guy at least had the sense to not start bringing one and whatever who knows our frog wash I know what you're saying it's kind of okay yeah you didn't bring a raper I guess like that's different I'll walk that one back I'm sorry see I'm sorry I apologize too far. Shouldn't have said it.

I agree. Shraterdry for five after late watching the last episode. I can tell this one will be hilarious and fact, let me start laughing in advance now. Synthetic Shinobi for five, Bigs Pro is catching type one herpes from the guy your ex-girlfriend cheated on you with. Oh no. You caught herpes from a guy you gay ass no no he got it from his his girlfriend because she slept with her and she read it again from it read it again catching type 1 herpes from the guy that's true he did get it he did phrase it wrong what do you liquidate he's got herpes

leave him alone I think that was poor phr. No don't say you don't say you got herpes from a guy You gay ass That's not good Well synthetic Shinobi Herpes is just nature's way of saying you fucked up Stu K for two and life gives you synthetic shinobi fuck you I'm glad you got not what I'm saying Stu K for two and life gives you a fucking herpes. That's not what I'm saying. StuK421LiveGivesYouLemonsYouEatEm. You're always talking shit, you fucking prick. Fuck you.

Does he talk shit? Why does he talk shit? I haven't seen that. He talks shit all the time. I don't know. I don't follow that. That's God's cursing you for being so fucking stupid. Boss Hogg for $279 says, money thank you.

Coop for $50, thank you all for not killing yourselves. Here's hopefully Vito's in studio so we can get a load of his booty. We should figure out a remote booty segment I'm sure we can figure something out I know the fans are clamoring for it what do we know it's not the same I can get a scale yeah but it's not the same it's what do you mean it's not the same okay well then we can think of a different... Okay, well, uh, maybe, maybe, maybe a year from now, when the show is at its... Tap yes on your phone, I can't log in. I can't log in to see the Super Chats, I mean.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a second. I don't know why I'm logging out. Maybe a year from now when the show is at its new heights, and everybody's loving it and we're hitting yes like 50 times. We'll be back in- we'll be in our new podcasting studio that we're gonna build and we're gonna have a huge compound with all sorts of satellite shows. Windows media? What the hell? We have a pin to what? To YouTube? I don't know. It says I got my- Now my pin is fucking disabled. Why the fuck is Windows putting a pin on something?

You entered the pin too many times. I have no idea. Okay, keep going. I can't read the Superchats. The point is, once the show, once we move to our new glorious compound, our golden compound, where I will

be in an isolated soundproof booth, so Dick's ears are well protected from my horrible voice, then we can do Vito's booty again. LJCloborino for five, Bigspro is getting older and having less free time to play video games. Yeah, I hear that. Godi McGoat, Face for 10, I think I had the same ear issues, Dick. I got deep tendon dry needling done. Took two appointments and it was back to normal, but I have to go back every six months. It hurts, but it works.

That's a gay thing that he's talking about. That's how he got herpes. Dry needling, tendon dry needling. He's saying that a dick got his ass. It's a different guy. It's not the same guy. It's another gay guy. You think everybody's got herpes well, it's the baby for five as you know, did you ever finish Sonic of the Colossus? I actually did and that game I did not pay attention to the story at all, but I sure like grinding Diamond G for two do not come do not come for another two says I'm gonna come for a camera for two says skits

Oh Sean for another two He says say it again skits are Sean for five says watch the after problem to learn about veto trying to blacklist me from the show. And for another five, he says something about the weather around my property. Very exciting stuff. The fuck are you doing with that guy? Are you out of Riley's chat room now? Yes.

Okay. Good. So I've done that. Thank God. I've also tried to communicate to you. When? When did you leave? Yesterday, today. And I've also communicated to you that if there's anything I can do to make your life easier or less stressful. Well, that's a good start. But it seems like you're fine. Okay. You can't be in there fucking arguing with those guys all day. I'm not. It fucks up your dreams. And I'm not in there. I'm not in there. Don can't be in there fucking arguing with that they have fucks and I'm not in there I'm not in there. Don't go back in there. I Can't get back in there. That's not a thing. Don't go back into another thing. That's like a pie

believe dick that you You got more important things in your life than me and I understand that and I don't want to be a problem. You know a homeless person has more important things in their life than you. I agree. I 100% understand. So whatever I can do to just... I just want... The show's fun. Just stop fighting with these guys. Just stop. I'm not fighting with them. I'm done. I'm not talking to them Okay, what was that schizo Sean shit then? You're done with that? Well, I would like to talk to Sean, but he's mad at me, and I don't want I don't know He's not really mad at you, he's just fucking around all these guys are just fucking with you Here's what's going on is as I've tried to explain to people I'm very mentally taxed with a variety of other things that I don't always talk about on this show.

Okay, I have fucking doctor problems. I gotta go to the doctor, whatever else. I got a lot of stuff. That's the problem. Yes! Obviously. Okay, that's one of many medical issues that I'm sure I'm dealing with. I understand that. Yeah, so stop fighting with these people. You're just making it worse. I got it. I understand. Okay? Okay, I got it. I understand Okay, but then people come to me and they go hey, I want to add more More to your mental load and I go well. I just I can't engage in that whatever You know you're still responding to people on YouTube comments, okay?

I know you're reading that shit, and it's getting to you because I don't Cuz I get comments that are like they're going vetoes really fucking up the show and I go who understand because I don't know what the problem is I want to know I would ignore them they're fucking retards on YouTube who gives a fuck what they think not even a do to be good and I if there's if there's some sort of criticism like hey veto if you did this the show would be better You have to fix your mic though. The number one criticism is fix your fucking mic and you won't do that on Monday So what's the what are you talking about? I I did fix the mic

No, it still is clipped and fucked up when you shout and get loud You have to fix that you have to get your man Martian on a discord call with you or on a call with you and let him Walk you through setting up the compressor in the limiter. You have to do that. That's it That's it Okay, I will have him do that There you go. That's it. There's 90% of your problems right there solved Just look Yeah, see it's not the answer you want, so it's, yeah, something else. Why?

The answer's fine. Just say it to me in a helpful way. No! That's all I need. I said fix your fucking microphone! How not helpful is that? Cause if you go, hey Vito, here's how to fix- I got a guy guy I'm gonna help you who's gonna help you fix your microphone. I go. Ah great But instead it's you go on Twitter you go. No looks like Vito fucked up his fucking microphone again What a piece of shit I go. All right Well, how many weeks have I mean I've had this shit for two months, right and week one It was your mics fucked up your mics fucked up. I know I know for a fact

Many people in the discord every week Tell you hey, I'm here if you want me to help you with your mic, but you don't take them up on it Which I'm which I'm fine, which honestly I know like shit gets backed up And it's like daunting to do something and it fucking sucks deal Every show I've tried that's not good enough and it fucking sucks dealing with people. Cause I try stuff every show. I've tried doing tutorials. That's not good enough.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. And then I test it and it's pretty good. Now we know there's one problem left is that maybe I'm peaking at the top. You are. So there's one problem remaining. So I gotta add one other filter to this package that I've set up.

I got a whole package of different filters and compressors and whatever else. And now I need a limiter in case I go above a certain fucking thing. I mean, maybe, but there's audio experts waiting to help you. There's local experts in your area who will help you for free. Like, that's not... People don't just get free expert help like they're offering to you. You don't have to go do YouTube shit and guess.

Okay, but I don't know who is an expert when the people messaging me is Hot Dong McShlong Dong and he goes, Your man Martian is a fucking expert! Your man Martian is a fucking expert! In what? From what? Audio! Who is he? Who is he? How? Why? He's in the fucking- made the fucking theme song to the- that we just listened to at the beginning of the show!

I don't know that! I don't know that! I don't remember who made the fucking theme song! Ahhhh. Alright. So, figure it out out with him. There you go. Okay, I'm just saying, there's a lot of- I'm not trying to tank- there's like the- Uh oh. Vito's doing his- You're breaking up! You're tanking the show! Vito's tanking the show, everybody!

Vito's breaking up on purpose to tank the show! I hate you fucking people so much. Oh there you're back, alright. I know, great. Alright, let's see here. Stop reading their comments, just ignore it. Who cares? I will ignore it, I got it.

Everybody said I'm fucking up too, but whatever. That's why I'm just going to be very boring. I'm going to stop interacting with anybody. You know, it's hard. It's hard. You want to you want to interact with the fans, but obviously it's not a good idea I guess Cuz I end up wanting to fight with the people Yeah, why?

Well, because like every comment is like Oh Vito you're destroying the show you suck a lot I go I don't think that's true. And they go, oh he said he doesn't think it's true, like I don't even think I respond in like a crazy fucking way. Oh really? What's the craziest thing I've said? You sent me a fucking email about Skits O'Shawn coming to your house like, like two hours ago! That's totally nuts! But that's not me saying I'm gonna, that's not me saying I'm gonna do something to him! It's you letting

it's you letting a guy who's fucking with you make you do things that are retarded that's what it is hey let's not talk about skit so Sean like why he's just like a goofball he does that funny bunny shit he pays he pays you a ton of money That guy gives you a ton of fucking money. Of course we're gonna fucking talk. We're not doing a shunning a guy that's giving, literally feeding my son. I'm not gonna tell that guy to go fuck himself. I'm gonna say, yeah, this guy's great.

Let's have him around. He does funny stuff and he gives me money. I love this guy. I fucking love this guy. Stop fighting with him. I wanna love him guy I fucking love this guy I want him I want I'm not trying to fight with him I want to love him but he just tells me hey I'm gonna make your life miserable and I'm gonna fuck up your shit now you know well taxes me yeah I don't I don't want that it's really not I don't want that I don't do that I really don't want you to do that. I really would appreciate it if you didn't do that.

It's more stuff where I go, wha- I don't get it. I guess I just don't get it. I don't get it. I don't believe that. Because you see Eric doing fucked up stuff and you go, yeah, you're obviously fucking this up. Like what? Everything Eric does, you're like, here's a breakdown of why what he's doing is fucked up and dumb If I had a warehouse and people came to my warehouse to take some stupid pictures, I think I'd be pretty okay with it You know

That's what I believe. Yeah, but these guys aren't doing that. They're doing nothing. They're doing like I'm gonna come. You're right They're doing nothing and that's fine They can keep doing nothing, but I'm also saying like hey like hey man like if you're just gonna be shitty to me I don't really want to make content with you and promote you like I don't get it. Okay That's what I said To me that's what you said to fucking me. I don't have that kind of guy with these guys I did say to him. I said listen man if all you're gonna do is go hey Vito You're a piece of shit, and I'm gonna attack you and say antagonize you I go well

I really don't feel like promoting your stuff then man like I don't get that at all Okay, so then how does it turn into an email to me? Cuz cuz again like I know he's gonna want to be promoted and promote his show and whatever else I'm going I don't really want to promote this guy He fucking hates me for some reason. He doesn't hate you Let's get some time. He stops saying I'm telling him I'm saying bro What just he watches your fucking whatnot streams? How much money did he give you for cutting cards up? He gave me a lot of money. Thank you. Look how do you get from there?

So he doesn't like me well cuz it's like I you. Look, I like Skits of Sean. How do you get from there to he doesn't like me? Well, cause it's like, I don't understand, cause I'm telling him, I just... It sucks that I want to be able to engage with the fans and engage with the fun and whatever else. But then it does just turn into like, hey let's dump on Vito, dump on Vito, dump on Vito, dump on Vito. And I go, well this is less fun, can we just have some fun? I wanna have fun with everybody, like that's what it is. And then I'm just like, okay, I guess I have to just not- Well did you have fun cutting the cards up when he made you cut the cards up?

No, I hated that, that sucked. Why? I really did not enjoy it. Hey, why? It's money. I don't wanna cut up Magic cards, man, it sucks. It felt bad. I mean, look, it's his money. It sucks. It feels it felt bad. I

Mean look it's his money. It's his money. Yeah, I mean I Was like worried. I was gonna destroy like a good card. It's like destroying the guy is cradle It's not my guy is cradle, you know it's just crap that they pay that he bought it like who cares what happens to it? Yeah Do you see that part of it? He paid the money to have it and do whatever he wants with it. It's his card. That's why I did it. And I destroyed it for him.

I did it for him. It's absolutely his card. It still hurts me on a certain level. If you give me money to destroy the fucking Mona Lisa, even though it's not my Mona Lisa or whatever. Yeah, that would be awesome, bro. What are you talking about? That would be fucking great. I would not enjoy that.

Why? Because you know, you're destroying something that you think has value, that you think is a valuable thing. Okay, let me explain to you, maybe you don't understand this, but for us, Nihilists, it's very interesting. I understand this on the deep. I understand 100%. What? You understand what? You guys value destruction and chaos. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, you don't understand. You don't understand. And believe me, that's why you're always getting fucked up with these guys and getting your head. For us, it's fascinating to see somebody who cares about something. So you care about these cards and we're like, what the fuck, why?

Like, why? This is so fascinating. Like, okay, here's a card, here's a hundred bucks, cut it, here's my card, destroy it. And it hurts you and you're affected by it. And we're like, this is, this is, this is, this is, we're transfixed by this, right? Like we're like, this is, this is, this is, this is, we're transfixed by this, right? Like we're like, I have to know more.

I have to see it again. Like I think you're interpreting this fascination with you that he has as dislike, but it's like intense, it's like obsession almost. It's like, God, I gotta have, I gotta have more veto. I gotta under, I gotta see this guy care about these fucking magic cards, right? Do you understand sure? I get it He's not doing it to punish you I'm saying at a certain point

you know the Interest in me and what I care about and how can we destroy a thing that Vito cares about becomes mentally taxing. And I have to divorce myself from it and go, I can't handle this all the time. Yeah, but then if that was true, you would have got to, you got to get out of that group like months ago. It's I got done. Well, just get out, disengage with them.

I had to see a ripoff verse explode and now that ripoff versus exploded. I I got pretty much what I wanted That's so getting to see getting to see I was like I was like man this room I told you Like I hate to say it. I told you guys part of the reason I'm in there is I loved seeing ripoff verse Say you wanted to kill me like it it brought me, that for some reason, because that guy is so crazy. And I don't know, man. There was a sick joy in watching him lose his mind over my existence.

It is sick. It is sick. It is sick. But I'm gonna say this is I have to mentally, I mean it sucks on some level that I have to kind of mentally detach. It's not that I hate the fans. That's the thing that sucks is people go, oh, well you just hate the fans. It goes, no, but I have to mentally detach from you guys because you're creating a lot

of space in my head. You have the most fucking weird approach to dealing with fans that I have ever seen. Because I care about the fans. You feel like you owe them so much, I think. Like more than, you feel like you owe them an inappropriate amount of your time and gratitude. Well, I'd be dead in the ground without them. I wouldn't have any money.

I wouldn't have a show. I wouldn't have a comic book. You know, I wouldn't have. You still don't have a comic book. You know, I wouldn't have- You still don't have a comic book. I know, I was waiting for that. I was setting you up. Uhhhh... I owe the fans something and I have no idea what to give them. A comic, you gotta give them a comic!

Well, that'll come later. I'm saying... As far as I can tell, the only thing I can give them is a good show. So I'm trying to do a good show. That's the one thing I can do. That's the one thing that's in my power to make happen. Yeah. You don't owe people as much as... I mean, you don't owe people like this crazy guilt

that you have about, like, all, like, you should feel bad for not giving them a comic book, but all this, like, I'd have to, excuse me if I disengage with the fans and shit. Like, that's all, that's nuts, man. If you go to their work, it would be insane. It would be, like, totally bonkers. So, don't feel like that.

I would feel bad if I did a bad show. Like, what I'm most, and I've said this, I'm most terrified of not being funny. Like if I ever, and sometimes I know I'm not always funny. Yeah, like right now, like that wasn't funny. Well, sometimes people like the real, some people like the, I hate to tell this, I'm gonna say the veto therapy

is a recurring bit on this show people seem to enjoy and I'm giving them a bit of that as well. I mean, it's fascinating because it's fucking crazy. Because you have this like, you have the opposite complex with fans that pretty much all like E-celebrities do, which is like, I deserve this, I'm a fucking jackass. Like, buy my bath water.

You're like, can I buy your bath water? Is there somebody else, you know? What can I, what more can I do with you for you guys? Well, cause it's, it's, it's, I don't like being taken advantage of. I don't want to take advantage of anybody. I don't want anybody to listen to the show and think, you know, Vito's offering me something. And then, I don't know, man. It's just a podcast, relax.

It's not that big of a- That's what I'm trying to, I know, I'm trying to make it just a podcast. I'm trying to get to that mentality. It's just a fun show where two guys show up and just talk shit, that's it. And that's what it's gotta be. What the fuck happened to you? What happened to me is that I realized I am incapable of saving the world. It's never going to happen, right?

You don't even have a door in your bathroom! What are you talking about? Exactly. Shut up. No, and of course, I know. But when you're a child and you watch aspirational media, you watch this Superman movie, whatever the fuck, and it's all about, you know, you're gonna save the world. It's what poisons all these Antifa activist kids. They get it in their heads, I gotta right all the wrongs, I gotta fix all the civil rights. Well yeah, but Trump did all that stuff.

We saved the world, though. Yeah, you guys are doing the same thing. You guys fucked it up. You guys are saving the world. No, we did! I get it. We did it! Congrats. Yeah. Thank you for saving the world. I get it. We did it!

Congrats. Thank you for saving the world. We did it! I'm right there with you and I always have been and I always will be. There's crap on this hat. Anyway, you can't save the world. The best you can do is put on a show. That's it. That's the only thing that I have the power to do in this world is to put on a show. No, you could put out a comic too. I mean you could do a little better. That's a form of putting on a show. The colors are looking real good.

Who fucking cares about the colors? It's getting there. When the fuck is it coming out? I'm gonna have a baby next week and the comic still isn't out I'm looking at the I'm looking at the document right now. I can get you up guys up to date I'm doing my final pass on the the black and white Let's see here. So I'm going through page by page Super killer pages colored pages updated colors January 13 that's an old one okay the black and white you know it's what that still looks like

it's fucked up what the fuck oh my god something's wrong with page 13 and I don't know what the fuck I did. It looks different from all the other ones. Anyway, I gotta fix that. Show it. Show page 13. Let's see it. Let's see it. You owe people more... Transparency? Yes, transparency with your comments.

I want to do more transparency. Here, maybe somebody can... Do it though. Don't want to. maybe somebody can fix this problem for me. Rip-offers could probably fix it. Well, it's got to be like the file settings are different. Maybe I have the opacity set to the wrong fucking layer. Yeah, the opacity of your head is too high, I think. It's taking forever to open.

I'm trying to open it. I got to open it in Photoshop, I can pull it up. Let's see it. I think because it's a Photoshop file. Can I open it with something that isn't Photoshop? Let's open it with Photoshop. What's the problem? Here, I'm trying to take a screenshot. Here's a screenshot.

A screenshot? Oh boy. Okay. He's like Nick with his house pictures fucking up with the exit data. fucking around with it at the left. Did you see the fucking toe has a restraining order against Melton, Patrick Melton? Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. He's got he's got a lot of ideas going on. He's got doesn't have restraining orders against multiple people at this point. Yeah, Nick, Reketa and

Patrick Mountain dude, it's it's hilarious His restraining order against Melton he says that Melton talks about his genitals in great detail Yeah, but like I don't think he understands that like they're allowed to do that Yeah, but he says they talk about my genitals Well, this is not gonna be helpful what I'm trying to show here Put the fucking put the fucking comic on the page put it on the fucking screen Well, what comic like all the pages fucking page 13 just page 13 Okay, I'm trying to bring up page Well, if people have already seen page there now, we got to see it again to see what you're fucking complaining about

All right. I'll show you what I'm complaining about and what I'm confused about Bro it's gotta be talking about my genitals Where is this Talking about my fucking genitals How much does it pay? Doesn't he have to pay a lawyer to do that? Yeah, you can file one yourself But I don't think he did So he's actually paying a guy to come in

And uh Yeah Say that they're not allowed to look at his genitals Or talk about his genitals Yeah, oh here it is This is about Patrick Melton Aaron Emholdt says yeah he has repeatedly discussed my genitals in great detail I don't know I don't know how great it was on his internet streams and seems genuinely enthralled with my sex organs

and sex life I don't know if he has sexual fixations on just my daughter or myself or anyone else in my family, but he certainly seems fixated on me sexually as well as my minor daughter. Is he trying to insinuate that he's like worried about being raped by Melton or something? Yeah, raped by Melton. That's what there's- that's what there's- Well, like why is he bringing it up? Like you're not allowed to talk sexually about him? Is that what he's trying to say? He says he's gonna rape his daughter or something. It's weird This is all very bizarre. He's hosted a two multi-day event. Didn't he also send one to Raketa though?

Yeah, Raketa got a HRO too. So is that like, but is that like being enforced in any way? I think I think you get you get granted it right away Sometimes and then they have a hearing. Yeah, and then the hearing might get like tossed out Or granted. Okay, where the fuck? Oh, there it is. Okay like tossed out or granted. Okay, where the fuck, oh there it is, okay. Okay, so this is the page 13 that you're saying is not good enough. No, no, it's good enough, but see how it's,

so what I've done is all the- I mean it's green, it's weird. Right, so here's the deal is in my folder, all the pages that are complete, I put this green layer on top of them in order to tell me that they're complete. So when I look at the folder, I can see which pages are green. And then obviously I can toggle that layer off, right? So for some reason-

It's gonna be funny when they print all green because you forgot to toggle this layer off. Yeah, I'm gonna forget to toggle it off. This whole time I've been going, why is page 13 more saturated than all the other pages? And I assume the color is just fucked up and then I Feed it into a different Thing and I go well now the greens difference that means the base page settings for page 13 are different And I'm like is it in RGB format instead of CMYK? I don't know why the fuck it looks different, bro This is what I've been dealing with you just got that shit man doesn't fucking matter about the RGB setting

I agree. Yeah, you gotta do it though I think we're gonna I think we're look at this. This looks pretty good I think we're gonna I think we're look at this this looks pretty good Space They're in space. All right, they're flinging around in space. There you go And now it's in color. See there's a color version, too Naked her tits are too small, but she's naked That's good. Well, her tits are not too small. Look, uh, let me look at it. I know about it.

I think, I think there's like three, I think we're making edi- I have the guy making edits on two other pages, cause I looked at him and I said, he made edits before and I said, I just fixed this fucking thing, I'll pay you to fucking do it. And, uh, then I think we're good. A lot of it's been, you know what it's been is like Cuz okay people were like you said it was gonna be done and I was like I Thought that I would just do that I thought doing the black and white would just be I could do it by itself and then worry about the color later and

Then I'm finding out well everything I fixed in the black and white. I'm gonna have to fix on the color anyway So I'm having to make a lot of changes at the same time so both versions instead of before I was gonna finish the black and white first and then finish the color after but instead they're basically being finished in tandem so that's the reason for the delay is that I went okay I'm clearly just wasting extra time I should just finish them both at the same time. Oh, okay. It's all very interesting. Okay. It's all very What's the next Super Chat? interesting. And also Super Killer number two is looking great. Oh fuck off with Super Killer number two. What's the next Super Chat? No, Super Killer two is gonna be even better. Yeah. Where are the Super Chats? I'm having a lot of fun with super killer, too

Let's see Hi Vito, I love you where the fuck are we I'm way behind Yes Okay, skit so Sean videos pulling in 1939. I'm stalling. Okay purple paws for five He says right Riley's Hitler got it purple paws for five yo Vito you're psyched that list you're on doesn't exist yes I'm glad the Epstein list I'm not on it Oglovich for two from fat Indiegogo shams to co-hosts who are hams LJ clever for five how much for a Biggs problem whatnot special Vito sells his toys well dick in the audience riff on him proceeds go to super killer 2 I've been selling stuff locally,

which is nice. I sold some wrestling cards. SB for five. Get back together in the studio. The people demand Vito's booty and boomer ear pain. King N64 for five. Vito, I released my book two weeks ago. I work a full-time job and have a kid. I got it done in one year. What the hell's your excuse for release Superk killer? I agree. Andrew Tar for 10. Veto take a break from the internet my friend. I agree. Jubal the man for 2. I don't like Veto as microphone is blown out for real.

I think, yup. Just Eye of mine for 10. Veto at the end of an episode ages ago. I thought you heard you say Kino Kusuno's dodging tax and you reveal more later but you never brought it up again. Are you sitting on hot goss? I think other people covered that But I don't know whatever came of it It turns out they were paying each other to get around tax code is what we had heard

Hack the movies for 10 subscribe to hack the movies for 4k movie reviews with great audio Hosted by someone who's not on meth and doesn't span people with annoying texts. We also have mint salad Cody tightest for five and only took Trump to make liberals care about child abuse Tds shorts for five says Vito should have me make the clips instead He's paying some goober $50 per clip and they aren't even posted frequently I stopped having that guy make clips because everybody didn't seem to like them But if we want clips again, let me know dial on our net for two tonight's tonight. We're losing the show I don't think that's true. Relatively controversial podcast host. I don't know. 20. People think there's

an actual list of Epstein-Kline names and girth measurements and the same people think cops protect you or pay taxes for new roads or the taxes pay for new roads and schools rather than Israel's defense. Go fuck yourself, Maddie Ray. Well, that was the stupidest thing from Trump. Yeah, they retarded, but like Boingo and Cash and all these retards made the indication that they were gonna try to unravel the web of like blackmail and predation and shit. And then they didn't try it all.

That's the problem more than the list. Like, let's see. And also the problem is the creative dodges of being like, well, he didn't have a client list. I don't think anybody ever accused him of having a client list, but he had powerful friends who fucked the women that were there. I don't know if it was his list. Well, he has a list.

Like, he has a list and they won't release... He has flight manifests and shit, right? Yeah, there's a redacted list. There are subpoenas. There are legit subpoenas that Cernovich started in Miami way back. Michael Cernovich could go to the White House and walk that retard boingo and that traitor cash

right through the process of how Epstein was covered up and what's happening now, and they just won't do it. Like they won't do it either because Pam Bondi is a big fat pig who's protecting her buddies in Israel, and Kash Patel is married to an Israeli spy, and Boyngo's a fucking retard. That's why. That's the problem.

Cernovich could walk in there with a whole Olive Garden map. Here, here's how do we get the olive to fucking Olive Garden. Walk through this maze. Here's what happened with Epstein. Just do this. I like that map. It's fun. Yeah, you remember that fucking Olive Map? Walk all the way to the olive to fucking Olive Garden. Yeah, with the crayon.

Cernovich could come in with a map and say, hey, here, here, fatso, jeet and retard, just do this. But they won't let them, they won't let them do it because they don't care. They don't care. They got other, they got other scams that they're running. It's fucking stupid. It's all... Well, yeah, they should not have hyped it. They should not have given out binders to influencers. They should just shut their fucking mouths. They've been like, like you know what if trump had just gone in and said biden burned all the files yes exactly he would

have been the happiest man alive yeah aoc raped all those kids killer like oh okay trump had such an easy win to just go you know we went looking for the upstain files i think biden biden burned them all yeah that cocksucker. It was like the easiest thing in the world. But it's, Trump exists on like boomer levels and boomers and normal people do not give a fuck about the Epstein list, cause it's fucking stupid. It's like online, terminally online shit.

Normal people don't care about it. They still fucked it up though. They fucked it up. Well, they didn't understand. You got a lot of conspiracy theory guys who- THEY ARE THE CONSPIRACY GUYS! FUCKING BOINGO AND KIDDIS! FUCKING A BITCH! All these rapists are all over there like, uh, nevermind, there was no rape.

Like, okay. It's a really embarrassing situation for a lot of people. Really in Friends for Tense is Veto L. I agree. Gordon Shumway for two. Picky Parkers voted up. This is different from Picky Parkers because Picky Parkers is people getting too snooty about the parking. Yeah, that's true. The Pope for five. Hi Veto. Love you. Pokemon guy for five says Veto, I got my magic cards thanks to the black chocobo. I appreciate the expensive card. Cool card for the collection. You're very lucky. Guys, don't forget to check out whatnot.com slash invite slash veto

Because I have to get rid of some of this crap. If anybody wants to buy these video games, they've been Deceptively hard to sell. I did sell a box of Warhammer figurines And I have another one if anyone wants them. Make Veto, go there and make Veto destroy the stuff. Pay for him to break it and mess it up. I don't want that. Straturgy for five, imagine standing in a parking lot to hold it for Dick, but when you misjudge the size of the spot, he trucks Dicks in my ass, no one wants that Dick and Vito. Andrew Tar for five, backseat parkers, I'm sorry I ever said anything critical about you Vito, thank you Andrew. Oglovitch for five, imagine going to the public landfill and trying to take a huge weighty dump,

and instead someone chucks Dicks in your ass instead. Nobody wants that Dick and Vito. Did you see it? Did you see Dixon, Chuck Dixon's AI comic? Dude, that's fucking hilarious. With six fingers? That's so funny. Well, hold on.

But yeah, no, we knew about that. Oh you did? What we didn't know was, yeah, I saw that before, but we didn't know that that was originally going to be a Ripperverse project. Did you see that? Oh, no, I didn't see that. Dude, that book came out, right? It's this shitty AI comic that, again, the lady has like extra fingers and it's like

all clearly fucking AI. Yeah. And someone asked Chuck Dixon, they said, how did Eric Jalai approve this shit? And he said, well, what are you talking about? This isn't a rip-a-verse book, and he goes oh really Why does the title page say as inspired by Eric July's rip-a-verse? Because they left it in the comic by accident before they put it out I have to say it's almost I almost have to give Eric July credit Is that even he looked at Chuck Dixon's AI bullshit

He said man, I'm gonna take way too much shit for this. I can't put out a fucking AI Yeah, you don't know that though. Maybe Chuck Dixon just said like it's too expensive It's been that might be what it was. But at some point this was apparently a rip-a-verse project I think they went and they changed the title page because they're like shit shit shit And I'm sure Eric's fucking sending Chuck Dixon messages going why the fuck you put my name you fucking AI Gay ass book. It's called. What is it? You're giving him too much credit Eric Chuck Dixon is a Kickstarter or Indiegogo? The French Baron here you want me to share it

Yeah Share this to oh wait is this the original one? No wait, this is not it. He put it- he did it the- oh hold on, there's another one. But it is called the French Baron I believe. The French Baron by Chuck Diction Barondis Nuts! Barondis fucking nuts! Barondis nuts right in your fucking face you bitch!

Share my skin. Chuck Barondis Nuts! The kickstart here, the kickstart is what you wanna look at. The baron D's nuts right in your fucking face, you bitch! Share my skin. Chuck Baron D's nuts! Mike Baron D's nuts, that's what it is. It's Chuck Dicks in your ass, and Mike Baron D's nuts. To other guys. I have it up on the screen. I got it.

It's up on the screen. Mike Baron D's nuts to men. So, you look at this and you go, it looks cool, it kinda looks like AI though that AI Baron the but Do you think the guy do you think Vincent Vladimir shade is the actual name of this gentleman who wrote it show me that again No, he didn't write it. Sorry Chuck Dixon. Well, hold on Chuck Dixon seems like a co-writer and creator, Vincent Shade.

So he got Chuck Dixon to write it. He's like Chris Gaines? And he's going, yeah, he's kind of- He's doing a Chris Gaines thing? He's doing something like that. Okay. And as we can see, he starts to show off the characters and you're like, alright, this guy's got some weird fucking fingers, but okay.

A flaming gay. That's the main character. A flaming gay? okay. A flaming gay. That's the main catcher. A flaming gay? Sure. A flaming gay with a fire sword. Well he is French, so he's probably gay. We can expect that. A French homosexual. Wait, go look at his hand.

Go back up there and look at his hand. It's a little weird. Okay, it's okay. I don't really know. Weird, but it's okay. Kind of like a weird knuckle. Okay. Then there's Red Death who's just a skeleton man with a cape?

Hey Cool. I don't know what the fuck's going on There's a Paul Cavalier tiny on a chain mail chain mail is usually a Interconnected links instead of just a bunch of squiggles, but okay. We'll go with that. Why not? He's got a screaming man's heading for a dick. That's a weird He's got a screaming man's head for a dick. He's getting reversed head from his vampire. He's sticking his dick to the back of his head. He's got a...

He's got it permanently affixed to his crotch. It's just a screaming man's head. Very exciting. And then of course, Victoria English, who's a very attractive lady with a horrifying, disfiguring finger here, which is just a... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

and then the thumb would be back here wait where's your fingers? She's got an extra one two three four five there's no finger here on the bottom what are you talking about it's a stump look it's a stump yeah well i'm saying she's got a stumpy extra finger and then behind there there's a thumb so she's got a thumb and five fingers which is very exciting because the thumb you you can't see. The thumb is back here so that she has an extra finger back. This she's got an extra little stump right here so she has six fingers in total. You know what though? I'd still let her jack me off. You'd still let her jack you off. That little nub can tickle under the foreskin while the rest of the hand is going nuts and then she's just nubbing you.

I'd still let her jack me off if you know what I'm talking about. I'd still let that guy jack me off. And then I'd let this guy jack me off, just an old guy hanging out with a stick. Basically it's AI trash from top to bottom. It's an entire book of this shit. And this is what these guys are making, man. It doesn't even, it looks, the art style changes from panel to panel because you can't even get the art style there At certain times it's like soft shading hard shading. Yeah, I don't know. All right

Looks like dog shit What it was gonna be a part of the rep reverse, but Chuck Barron said this is too good I can't give this to Eric July. I can't get, I gotta have this six-fingered lady. That's my lady. I'd still let her jack me off if you know what I'm talking about. Why are you gonna say, if you know what I'm talking about, there's no entendre there?

What do you mean? That doesn't, that phrase doesn't have a double meaning. I'm not saying literally. Like I'm not saying manipulate my penis to orgasm. If you know what I'm talking about, then what's turn other part if you know the term jack me up, then you know what I'm talking about This just for me and the guys that know about that term Maybe what is the term mean if not jacking off? What do you mean? That's not that's not a literal term It's a colloquialism

Colloquialism. Colloquialism. You can't say, like, I'd let her suck my dick if you know what I mean, if the thing that you want is for her to suck your dick. Sucking your dick is a literal act. She's sucking your dick. Jacking me off is a fucking euphemism. You're saying jacking off is a- Jacking me off is a fucking-

What else? But it doesn't have another meaning. It only has one meaning. Yeah, but the main... it's still metaphorical. You're not literally... you can't literally jack someone off. That doesn't make any fucking sense. It's a fucking euphemism. So me and the guys... this is between me and the guys who've heard that term or used that term if you know what I mean If you know what I mean, I would let that bitch jack me off even with her extra finger And if you know what I'm saying with Jack me off you understand You want to load interface if you know what I mean? Yeah, that's yeah exactly You because you're not literally shooting a load in her face. That's murder, bro You're not literally shooting a load in her face. That's murder, bro Do you not fucking understand metaphors are you fucking retarded?

Yeah, so I Little pedantic at this point. Yes! It's words! What do you mean it's pedantic? God. Imagine going to the, we do this one, going to the landfill trying to take a big dump, some muchucks dicks in your ass, thank you, Aiklovitch. Deluxe for 25. Biggest problem is ignoring girls I want to talk to, slash are interested in you and regretting it later.

Trio Doug for five, I was gifted a group onto a beer store. $60 a free beer. The cashier forgot the market is used, so I was able to use it three more times. Nice that happen at the fucking the German restaurant. I love when they did the groupon hack Aquavis for two for says groupon really more like group on group group on these nuts He got there for another two he says anyway, I'm really enjoying the show guys keep it up. Thank you Spider eternal for two use the salt for boiling pasta and pickling Justin brought it for two says everyone is cool enjoys medieval times I've heard the medieval times that Excalibur in Vegas is actually good

No, it's fucking retarded both all that medieval time shit is fucking you been you had been in that one You know, I have been I went there with fucking Ralph. I went to the medieval times at Excalibur I've been to medieval times a shitload of times. It's fucking stupid. I feel like I gotta go once. Okay, have fun. Well, what's the good one? There are not any good ones. It's gay. It's like pretend- Which one was better? Medieval Times or the one at Excalibur?

Medieval Times is better. Yeah, okay. Yeah, cuz they care, they care about it more. It's like in the middle of nowhere, you know, downtown. Yeah, Excalibur is kind of falling apart. It's not part of a casino. Johnny Rockford Tense says, I hung out with Skits O'Shawn TV at Boston. He's stable. Check out his show after the show.

Skits O'Shawn for Tense says, Vito fears the ears. And I'm refreshing the page to get the remaining super chat He fears the ears That's how they get you LJ clobber it over to nice hat ultra patriot veto And then a beer and a pig the Pokemon guy for five says EVS is genuine honest guy That's what people love and hate him. Yeah, love EVS. Baldr for five, hey Vito, hey. Skitzoshon tv for five says it has been 796 days since Superkiller got fully funded. Wow. That might be correct. Big Swing and Rich for five,

Vito stop giving a shit and the show will be better that might be true. Well I gotta give somewhat of a shit. That's the problem. About your of a shit you have to give about the audio? Sure, I agree. Skidzo Sean for 50 says I love you too dick. That seems low for a lot I love you. I feel like that should be higher. Mr. Abbas Roos for 10 says veto number one. Crimson get a job. Skidzo Sean is an Exumoon alt. Skidzo Sean for 10 says some of the undamaged magic cards will be destroyed tonight. Well, that's horrible. Baldr4t2 says you're failing at the good show thing too. That is my greatest fear. Mikehunt4five says I tell backseat parkers to give me money and what the parking and what the parking fund would be if I get caught.

They never take me up on the offer. Skidz0shod4five says can't wait to watch your new podcast. The Jerkoff off definitely not a creep off rip off By the way, the jerk off is a really good idea. We'll see Yes the jerk off Okay With Dirk and veto, but you're talking about movies No, no, no, no, no, that's corn boys corn boys goes live. Hopefully tomorrow corn boys. That's where me and Yeah, me and Derek go to the movie. We consume a lot of corn

We're big fans of corn mostly we're there for the corn I gotta be real we're corn boys the corn boy review of Superman will hopefully be at youtube.com slash veto tomorrow Dirk's editing it right now And then we are talking about doing a podcast called The Jerk Off. And I would say our first Corn Boys episode is a trial run at podcasting. Skits are shone for five. I will be at the Toe versus Melton hearing and the golf tournament three days later. Wait, who's golf? Wayne Stock. The Toe has a golf tournament? Yes. Steel Toe is doing a golf tournament. I tried to secure a invite, but he didn't,

I don't think he gave me one. I think I asked him to fly me out. I don't think Steel Toe is gonna fly me out for his golf tournament. Wayne Stock for 20 Vita the Fed, you don't get the joke. Wait, is he playing golf, or is he having a golf tournament? He's doing a celebration of the whole Steel Toe experience,

and that's gonna be a golf tournament that people can participate in. I don't know who the fuck listens to Steel Toe that's gonna be a golf tournament that people can participate in. I don't know who the fuck listens to steel toe that's gonna go to a steel toe golf tournament. Is he gonna have like seven people there? That's what I feel like it's gonna be sad is the problem. I feel like it's gonna be a sad time for him. It's just a guy playing golf. I think it's gonna be him playing golf by himself and like two other guys. Yeah, two other guys. Yeah.

There might be two other guys maybe. Yeah two other guys yeah. There might be two other guys. Yeah Skits O'Shawn. Speaking of which guys the super killer golf tournament is currently taking it's gonna be sad as well. Skits O'Shawn whatever you do don't ruin it uh I'm you know don't go. Yeah yeah don't interfere with the golf. Don't interfere with the game don't interfere with it fear with it just watch don't go try to grab the balls of ahead of them. Don't interfere with the golf. Don't interfere with it. Just watch. Don't go try to grab the balls ahead of them. Don't do the classic hitting an air horn every time they go to hit the ball, because that would be... Yeah, don't do that.

Don't steal their golf balls. That would be a bad time. Yeah. Yeah. You'll just say hi. Say hi to our good friend, Steeltoe. Don't even say hi. Ignore him. You don't want to get into harassment charge. I always feel our good friend, Steeltoe. Don't even say hi. Ignore him.

You don't want to get into harassment charge. I always feel like I think Steeltoe's going to turn it around. I mean, he's such a natural broadcaster. I didn't know he was talking shit. The reason he got booted off the radio, did you see that story? Because he told his fans to go on another broadcast. Go call a woman a whore?

Yeah. And that she says the N-word in private. She got a job at a whore? Yeah. You know, and that she says the N-word in private. She got a job at a radio station he wanted, and he was working at a different radio station. Yeah. And instead of just going, well, you know, a woman's gonna get hired, what are you gonna do? He went, you guys gotta tell her when she's using the N-word, and like, fuck with her. And then he lost his fucking radio job. The business that they exist on ads, right?

They very tenuously they have a very they're very barely profitable go start telling advertisers and everyone that they use the n-word all the time. Fucking idiot. It's uh it didn't work out well for him and he's been trying to beat his way back to radio ever since and uh I just don't see Steel Toe as a broad... I don't know how he got into his head that he's got to be a radio guy, you know? What else is he going to be, a professional cum drinker? Anything else, honestly!

He's like, way too just... I don't want to say normal, but he's just like a guy. You know, when I think of a radio broadcast, you want a Wolf wolf man Jack you want an Howard Stern you want a guy to go? It's a radio. We're having a good time on the radio. It's like hey guys I have a field tour today. I'm gonna have a golf tournament. Hope you guys want to come play golf. I have a real good time I think everyone's gonna hate me saying this but I think he would be a perfect radio broadcaster for Minnesota or wherever the fuck those guys live.

Like a perfect drive time just, hey, did you see the sports game last night? Yeah, he's like, oh man, wow. Well, let's talk about Katy Perry. Did you see her? That's crazy. Wow. That is his show. It is like celebrity news and like sports shit and whatever else and I'm going

Dude, I just don't think there's like that much of an audience for like that's what you get roped into listening to because you're an idiot Who doesn't know how to put YouTube on your phone and listen to something else. That's radio Yeah, drive time radio is like I'm just trapped in this because I'm too much of a moron to figure out how to listen to anything else Yeah, that's nobody's gonna go to YouTube seeking that no That's why his show sucks on YouTube because those retards don't know how to use YouTube. They all listen to anything else. Yeah, that's why he- Nobody's gonna go to YouTube seeking that. No, that's why his show sucks on YouTube, because those retards don't know how to use YouTube. They all listen to the radio. But he just let his temper,

like he let his temper and his ego fuck up his only thing he could do. That's why it's so funny. Well, also, I don't know how you get back in a radio. You don't. Why do you wanna be in radio? That's the other thing that's crazy about these guys. Of all the big dreams you could have. He can't do the internet. He fucking sucks at it.

I know, but... He could have totally fucked Nick's entire world, but every interview he went on, he pretended like he was on Letterman. He's like he was on the late show, like he was on Letterman. It's like, oh, I don't wanna get too into, I don't wanna get too into the Weet-Teeners. It's like, dude, you're- I don't wanna get too racy. You totally fucked, you totally fucked Nick over. Like you're trying to kill him. Like why are you acting like such a fucking vagina

on every show you go on? He blew it. He blew it in the real world by getting too emotional. Doing that thing to that lady. Yeah, by letting his ego, by being too violent, and then he blew it in the violent world by being a fucking candy ass. It's funny.

It's so funny for that reason. I'm just saying, I'm trying to think of like what that guy could ever do, and I can't think of anything because again I Don't want to listen to his show Get it like a t-mobile he would be great. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what he looks like He looks like a fucking Best Buy fucking Geek Squad employee cricket And I go I get phones prepaid phones to black people

I guess I've just whenever I meet guys and they go, well, my dream is to be like an entertainer and I want to entertain people. I go big bombastic personalities. They're usually kind of funny or charming. And this is just a guy. It's so fucking weird to me. He goes, ah, steel toe nation. Like he doesn't even do that.

Like it's almost like he's, he's like doing a version a version of that like a like a mimicry of it's like It's steel toe. I'm always winning or whatever you're like yeah But you don't stick with the bit cuz you'd go from going I'm steel toe I'm always winning to I gotta get a restraining order I'm like doesn't steel toe nation fall apart if the toe can't you know exist without a fucking restraining order No, they don't care. His fans don't care. As somebody brings up, they go, We already know what happens to Vito when he fails.

He opens like a fucking comic book store and gets arrested for molesting because of somebody who comes through the fucking door. I get it, you know, you can see alternate paths for me. But I don't see any alternate paths for Patrick- Not Patrick, uh, Steel Toe. Yeah. Let's see. Way in stock for 20. Vito, the fact you don't get the joke is for Patrick, not Patrick, Steel Toe. Yeah. Let's see. Way in stock for 20.

Video effect, you don't get the joke. It's the reason you're a lol cow. And if you worked so much as you planned, you would have a published comic. I agree. Skizza Shonja 10. Grave digging. I think you've put 12 comics worth of work into Superkiller. I think I've put 12 comics worth of work into Superkiller 2, which is currently under production.

It's not a good thing though. You should put one comic of work into one comic. Well, I've already told my artist I said for this next one I'm gonna be a little hands off. I'm not gonna be too demanding. Let's just get it out the door. He's made some very wild promises about the number of pages. You're using the same artist? I love this guy. So yes? And he's made some pretty...

It looks like it. Unless he decides he hates me. Which can happen in the drop of a hat, I've learned. He's making some very bold promises about how quickly he thinks he can crank this next one out. So... We'll see. Eh. We're getting promises. quickly he thinks he can crank this next one out so we'll see. Yeah.

We're getting promises. You should release it, you should release number two for free and send it to people for free as like an I'm sorry. Or I could charge money for it. That would be pretty cool too. Nah, you should send it to people for free. Wait what do you mean give them a free comic? What is it, why?

Because you fucked everyone over by the huge delay. How are they fucked over? Because people pay for- they're paying for the experience of creating a comic with you. Yeah. Yeah. And you hid that from them and treated a lot of them like crap.

So you should make up for that by- Wait, how did I treat them like crap? Who did I treat like crap? Because they ask- they ask, where crap? They ask where's the comic and you just block them and call them N words and stuff. I have never blocked any, okay hold on, people say that I block them for asking where the comic is. Yeah. It's usually me being on Twitter and being like hey I'm having a beautiful day today, having some lemonade and then they go where's the fucking comic fat boy. Nah they just, where's the fucking comic fat boy? Nah, they say, where's the comic?

They just say, where's the comic? Some, some, they sometimes are just like, where's the comic? I don't see that. I don't see that. You're a full of shit. You're full of shit that happens all the time. First of all, not every, not every tweet I make needs to be, where the fuck is the comic book?

Yeah, it does, cause they want it, cause you're not putting, you're not including them in the process, which is what they paid for. They paid to be included in the process, and you're not putting you're not including them in the process, which is what they paid for they paid to be I will try to include I will try to include them in the process more All I'm saying is all your problems go away if you just send them issue 2 for no no that's definitely money EVS should give me a lot of free comics right because if I can add all these fucking late comic Yes, there's a million guys whose comics are late. You're not even close to the same league as EVS. That's like you going to a batting cage and saying like,

well, Barry Bonds doesn't have to pay for batting cage practice. How come I do? You guys, you guys, I mean, you guys is not even making comic books. I gotta give stuff away from free because I'm not as good as anyone else. As Ethan Van Skyver when it comes to making comics

I never said I was yes you compare yourself to him all the time I have never compared myself to you just said oh if I should do that then he should do it no He's not comparing myself. It's comparing our situations one of the problems Situation you're not in the same situation are oh absolutely are! The problem... yes we are. The problem... shut up. The problem with independent comics. In any comics. Even mainstream comics. Even mainstream comics.

The American comic industry in particular. The big problem is speed. We have a problem of speed. There's been a lot of different people who've tried to tackle how you fix that issue, how do you get it out quicker, how do you make it an assembly line process that gets it out the door. But this is delays in comics. I hate to say it, I'm not the only guy who's ever done it. The mainstream guys doing Marvel and DC have backed up issues for years on major storylines. It's a huge problem at every level of the industry.

Fucking Doomsday Clock, by the time the final book came out, it didn't even work anymore. People trying to create things in the universe that no longer made any canonical sense because Doomsday Clock wasn't finished. You are fucking delusional if you think your comic has anything to do with the industry or EVS or whatever. It's got nothing to fucking do with it. You might as well be a guy drawing stick figures on cocktail napkins. You are not in that industry.

No comparison. So you think I'm the first guy whose comic has ever been delayed and it's a completely unique problem that doesn't relate at all to a core problem within the comic industry. No, what you're doing has nothing to do with the comic industry. You're not in the comic industry. You're a guy who... And what I'm experiencing... Okay, so no other indie comic has ever experienced the same

fucking problems I'm having. The problems of fucking themselves and fucking up their project. A lot of, a lot of people have experienced that. Yeah. Well, it is my belief that at the end of the day, uh, I'm making something I like. And I don't like it. And I think everybody else is going to like it as well. All right.

And it's a beautiful thing. I'm hap- let's put it this way. I'm happy I made it and I'm happy that I'm making more of it. I have a big smile on my face. You should give it away for free. Well the digital is gonna be free. Oh no, number two. You should give number two away for free as a sign of good faith, and I'm sorry and a mea culpa. All right, here's what I'll agree to do. Why? I agree to sell Superkiller 2 at a very reasonable and affordable price to all of you who want to continue enjoying the adventures of Superkiller. Money back! It should be money back guarantee. Money back.

Money back. If you don't like it, you're money back. And then some. I have people- I have people beating down my door! Every day I'm getting messages going, when are you gonna reopen that campaign? I gotta get me some super killer. Yeah like 12 people Yeah, I mean like I mean, it's a lot of people. That's a good. It is a good fucking sample size 12 people. It's pretty good Probably 11 Probably 11 look I made some mistakes some mistakes when the comic is done, I'll make a big post telling you all the different things I creatively fucked up in wild and spectacular ways.

That's just like more shit that's coming. That's like more shit that's coming, alright, whatever. All I can say is I'm having a lot of fun making it and I'm honestly I'm creatively fulfilled I'm I've needed I've needed a creative outlet for a long time. How the fuck are you creatively fulfilled getting Getting artwork and going no change her make her tits smaller. How is that fucking creative fulfillment writing one story? It's creatively fulfilling because it's not one story. It's gonna be an ongoing story stories I have the second script is done I'm working on the third script the storyboard for the second one is half done So you can get started on that give it away for free then you already got a third one coming give the second one away

For free is a thank you People who want to follow the story there will be a digital version that will be available You don't need a hard copy. You can read it online Okay, I'm saying is it should be free the second one There will be a digital version that will be available. You don't need a hard copy. You can read it online. Okay? What I'm saying is it should be free. The second one should be free. I'm not, what do you mean free? If you believed in your product,

the second one would be free. And send it to their house? If you believed in it, it would be free. Yeah. Yeah, cause you'd say, here's the second one. The third one's gonna be amazing. I'm gonna give you the second one for free. Like people, they give out, you know,

they give out a hit of fentanyl for free, because they know their product is good. That they're coming up, that they're gonna come back. I think people are gonna be so excited for the second one, they're gonna say, I gotta get back on board. Nah, that's not gonna happen. People are saying we gotta pirate it, you don't have to pirate it, the digital will be available anyway, that's what people don't understand.

They're not gonna say, they're not gonna say I'm excited for number two, because they got burned. Right, okay. So here's what I'm gonna say is, I'm excited to be making it. And if nobody else reads it, I'm still having fun making it. And I would, I'm gonna lose, if I lose money making it, I'm still gonna keep making it. I lose a lot of money on different creative projects, but you know what I'm making for them passionate. What do you lose money on different creative projects, but you know what I make them lose a passion. What do you lose money on different creative projects? What are you talking about?

I lost money when I put that pilot together. I've lost money paying for a... What pilot? I don't know. That pilot I made for Comedy Central's fucking Make Us a Pilot, whatever. Make Us a Pilot? Would you lose like 20 bucks? Nah, it cost like a couple grand to put that thing together, I think.

Okay. Yeah, whatever. It wasn't like the most expensive thing. You gotta invest in making stuff. I get it. I'm sorry, I don't make- Probably invest in number two. Invest in number two by making it, give it away for free. I'm not giving it away for free. I don't know why you want me to give it away for free. That's the move, man. You gotta give it away for free. That's the move. I will not give it away for free. I don't really have anything else to add to that. You gotta. It's not happening. That's what the people want. They want a free number two comic and then maybe and then they'll buy number three. No questions asked. I think you're I think that's I think the people who like comics and want comics will pay for it. Give me one good reason why not to give away the second issue for free.

It costs money. Just, it's all about money with you. Not about the art, not about the community, not about the- I mean, you're right! Look- You gotta spend money to make money, Vito! You have to spend money to make money. You have so much money left over from the first campaign, you owe people a second one for free. That's what I'm saying.

You owe people that. Because you made so much money and you didn't spend it all. You just invested it in hims and shit. I'm sorry, well, hims is doing good. You know Tony sold hims because you told him to sell hims and all the backup? Good, you should sell hims. Do not invest in hims. Just invest in index funds. You fucked Tony out of like a couple hundred bucks.

Fucking all my stocks are killing it. Oh man. Whatever. You're investing a hundred dollars. Whoa, big daddy war bucks over here. Hey, I'm not talking about Tony's investments here. I'm just saying. That's good money for Tony to make the movies.

Yeah, okay. You know what? Maybe there'll be a time. Maybe when this thing, let's put it this way, it would be, you know what would be fun? Free comics. Is, well maybe in the future, let's say if you were one of the original backers of Super Killer and Super Killer becomes like a, you know, we're making money, we got the franchise, we got the blockbuster movies coming out.

Wait, what? Franchise. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we're gonna do spinoffs. We got ancillary characters What are you talking about? Robot adventures whatever else. What that diner guy is gonna have his own comic? Diner guy is gonna have a comic Adventures? Yeah, there's gonna be all sorts of adventures. Let's put it this way. You're on my list I got a list of everybody who backed that original Kickstarter, right?

It's like you're in the Founders Club at that point. Was that like an NFT? So maybe, well, maybe at some point, you find a message and you're in by from Vito and you go, Vito, I remember that guy who made that comic I backed years ago. And it's a dick pic? Yeah. And I go, guys, I've set up an island where we can have sex with

children with no one noticing. And here's a free plane ticket for you. And I send y'all and you know, and Bill Gates comes and you're getting feet rubs or what I'm gonna I'm gonna take the superglue money and have a whole Epstein Island adventure for everybody. And if you want to be a part of it Nah, you owe everybody a free comic. That's how Epstein got all his friends, right? Nah, you owe everyone a free comic That's what I'm saying. Epstein got the president to be his friend by doing that. Maybe I get the president to be my friend. Nah That sounds like shit. All right. What's the rest of the super chats? Let's see French Baron more like Lucky Pierre says Ikelovitch for two.

Coup for five says does Vito not know about the jacket and song from South Park? Oh you missed Getz O'Shawn TV. Grave digging Jester might be hosting the next season of Fish Tank on his property. I don't think. Balder for two stop calling things you don't want to hear pedantic. Jubal the man for two says jack off is an idiom not a metaphor. Let's see here I mean it did work for Epstein he said how could I become the most powerful a very powerful man what if I had an island where you I don't know what it is drunk at a the

studio for five I just had my parents take me to medieval times for my 40th birthday was pretty cool I was high out of my mind on Delta 8 edibles Silver the Colt seal for 5 says with veto too big to fit in the studio anymore Black Angus reviews for 2 no veto invite another L for the Vita I missed the golf tournament Johnny Rico for 2 says do not throw decoy balls in the green Icon buckets for 2 says show sucks. Thank you diabetic pig. Lose a foot. Maybe it is an idiom, not a metaphor. Jacking off.

It's not a metaphor because a metaphor would mean that jacking off does have a defined thing. So it's an idiom. I guess so. Okay. It's an idiom. All right. Unless when using a jack you would refer to it as Jack Do you Jack off the street when you're you know, I'm a metaphor now. I have to look it up when I'm sober All right. Don't look up any of this. It doesn't matter Joe mom for 10 says dick You should use this silly my wife routine for free. What what's that? What did you say do the silly pants skating routine for free is what?

If Vito releases a super killer number two for free, I'll do the silly pants for free. You can't hinge that on me, that's bullshit. You di- these people are owed a fucking comic! You owe them this! And they're getting the comic! They owed- owed two comics. They're owed two comics. They're getting the comic and they're getting the super killer trading cards which look incredible.

So everybody's very excited. You get all this bonus stuff. Look at these. Have you seen these? Have you seen these? I don't give a shit about those things. Look at that. Look at that beautiful foiling on there.

Yeah. I want a comic though. I want a story. Well, every one of the, every one of the trading cards has a little story on it. No, I don't want a docu man shit. I want to, I want a story Well, every one of the every one of the trading cards is a little story on it No, I don't want a document shit. I want to I want a comic look. It's a tie. It's like a document Yeah, document crab. I don't want that shit Dude, I should have made them document cards. I should have had a dude named like fucking come fight face or whatever I

Cards I'm finishing it. Fuck you, all right. Finish these things. Kareem Wienerstein for fives as Vito pretending to make comics has been an Andy Kaufman level troll, bravo. I know, I honestly hope you don't release it.

I really do. I've thought about how funny it would be if I never released it, I really have. And I believe that's the show. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems. Join the Patreon at patreon.com slash biggest problem. We will have a bonus episode before the end's the show. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems. Uh, join the Patreon at patreon.com slash biggest problem. We will have a bonus episode before the end of the month. Hopefully, I will have my Superman review.

You wanna do Bigg's Problem in Superman? Uh, yeah, maybe. We did Batman. That was funny. Yeah, that was... Batman's cool though. Superman's like, fucking dumb. Oh, you can't have problems about a dumb superhero Well, no, but Batman is like Interesting like guy stuff Superman's just like gay boomer shit

So talk about that. That's fun. That's funny. That's a good fun for me I don't find this comic shit all as fun as you do It's not comic shit. He's like movie character. It's a whole thing. It's not comic shit, he's a movie character. It's a whole thing, it's superheroes. Okay, here's my problem, Superman, he's Jewish. How about that? That's not correct. Disavow.

My Superman review will be up hopefully by Monday at youtube.com slash veto and don't forget to come by whatnot dot com slash invite slash veto to set my magic cards on fire. Yeah. Alright, goodbye. Okay, bye.