The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 196

Episode Date: July 26, 2025

Oh fuck, that's all you have to do? I don't know. Did that work? I don't have the control. Yeah. Oh I'm getting worse at this every week there. All you have to do is click on it. You couldn't switch it over? All you have to do is click on it Vito. Click on what? Click on the video that's playing. All you have to do is click on it. And it goes away. Yeah, you don't have to click on the three dots. Nothing. You just click on it. Well, you can click at the bottom. There three dots. Nothing. You just click on it Well, you can click at the bottom. There's like a bunch of you can at any point you can switch what's being spotlighted. Ah

All you have to do is click on it. That's what I'm saying. I Guess you can also do that. There's a video It's the countdowns playing and all you gotta do is click on it and it goes away Yeah, but what if you want to bring it back? Why would you wanna do that? The intro is over. I don't need to know that shit. Not just the intro. There might be other like pieces of media that get played or something.

But not the countdown. I don't need to bring that back. You don't need to learn that for a yes. All you have to do is click on it. I agree. I am 720. I'm gonna say something pretty fucking that may astound the listeners, but your audio sounds beautiful.

Thank you. I mean it sounds fucking crystal clear. Like a Saudi prince's toilet. Well, it shouldn't because there's actually too many filters on it. So we'll see if something bad happens to it. Oh, it sounds bad now? Well, I'm worried that I overdid it. You overdid what?

We'll see if like the number of filters and... Professionalism? Professionalism. The number of audio filters that are on here again. No, you gotta have shitloads of filters. I sound louder, okay. No, because then it can start sounding electronic and garbly, so hopefully that doesn't happen.

I don't know, I don't think so. People are saying I'm a little too low. Would you like me to bump my levels? No, no, do not touch it, that's me. I'm bumping you up. Okay. Nah, cause StreamYard's gotta do that. Vito sounds fine, you sound louder.

All right. All right, retard Wrangle. Oh, Balder, of course. I trust Balder with my life. Well, I had multiple people try to set up my audio and one guy really tried to destroy it. So I had to undo everything he did. What was his name?

Put him on blast. And she just do it. No, I'm not going to. Where does he leave? Send people to his house. Where does he live? I went through his house. Where does he leave? I went through, look, he's a nice guy, but I was like, are you sure this sounds good? And he's like, yeah, yeah, I can't hear.

He's a piece of shit. I can't hear your air conditioner at all. And then I listened to it back, and every time I talk, you just hear the AC blast. Who was it? Well, that's not gonna say who it was. Well, I don't wanna trust them with my audio if there's some fucking imposter audio man going around.

It's not that he's an imposter audio man, it's just didn't... Didn't work. I had to switch. I had to turn some things back. Because he's an imposter. I'm not... I don't know if he's an imposter. A lot of... I don't know, man. I don't know anything about audio. I don't get it.

Sounds well. I'm not good well good. Yeah, it's tough Yeah, it's not something you want to be good at every audio engineer. I know is a miserable piece of shit They hate it. That's all that's a horrible thing to say about audio engineers. It's a dismal. It's a dismal job Well, I think what would be dismal about it would be Okay, so like the other like, you know when you become like a master of your... area of expertise? Not really, but sure. Okay, but you start getting bothered by shit that wouldn't bother any normal person.

Like computers on CSI. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. A normal person just goes, yeah, that looks like what a computer- and you go, oh, I know that's not actually how code works Yeah, or like me as a doing graphic design whenever I see the font Impact which is one of the stock windows fonts I go you could uh Yeah, well there was a couple parts in the comic book where the artist put impact and I had to impact looks good though, it's a good font

just put impact and I had to go in. Impact looks good though. It's a good font. Well, it's just, I think when a font is overused, it kind of just becomes so bland that there's fonts that look like impact or similar. I don't know, I don't like impact anymore. I wanna see Ariel, Times New Roman and Impact, that's it. Maybe- Times New Roman holds up.

Comic Sans is also a cool font. Comic Sans is kinda com- like you know when I look at Comic Sans and I don't hate it as much as I used to. I go, eh this is a fun font. Welcome to Fun Talk. Anyway I was gonna say with- I was gonna say with audio engineers, it's probably like, we can't know. And they go, oh the uh, fucking treble is two clicks below the bassline. And we're like, alright man, I don't know, it sounds good to me. Sounds fine to me. Have you ever met one of those people that will that can watch

standard definition on television in today's in this modern age and not go insane? When you say standard definite, yeah. The old definition. Like, not HD. Not 1080 or 720. It depends what I'm watching. Yeah. Okay, uh, season one and two, three of Trailer Park Boys, you can watch the old standard def. But I'm talking about brand new show.

You want the crispness, yeah. You have to get the good- My wife rents everything she rents on Amazon to save like a dollar fifty, she gets the SD version See I was gonna say that's exactly what I did because the new season of Rick and Morty I'm like, I don't feel like I need that in HD. You're buying Rick and Morty? I just wanted something to watch because you can't get the new season on any of the streaming late You have to actually pay for it. Why don't you just pirate it? Eh, why don't you get access to a fan's Plex server and watch their shit?

I do, but they don't, I don't even know. Maybe they are uploading it, I should check. Oh, veto, veto, veto. Either way, dude, that new season sucks. And I'm glad I didn't pay for the HD, Jesus Christ. You didn't like the Jerry episodes? Asoad? With the Jerry Road?

Dude, that was great! Maybe I was a Jerry, like Rick's fucking up with the space time so the Jerries are wiggling their way through. That was great! I must have had that episode on and not been paying attention to it because you're the second person who told me that's the good episode from the season. That was even better than like a classic Rick episode! Bro, every time I went to-

Cause I'll like put it on when I'm doing stuff or like cleaning or whatever and I would go, I'd like, you know, start paying attention to- Cleaning what? Cleaning, uh, vacuuming, picking stuff up. Like the ceiling? What are you- What are you vacuuming? What do you mean? I have carpet. You're cleaning your apartment?

Yeah, yeah, I'm organizing things. I'm listing things for sale on eBay like vacuuming the air like you spinning around Vacuuming the air you think I don't have floor space is that I don't think a single man's vacuuming I mean, that's all I'm saying I'd never did I don't think you are. Did you have a carpet? Yeah Did you have two cats that shed everywhere? That's the real problem. No, that's that's I guess there's there's I have to unplug every two seconds. I got to unclog the fucking vacuum cleaner. It's full of cat here Why don't you get a Roomba? Why don't you get a whole bunch of Roombas?

I can't get a Roomba. Yeah, that would not work at all. That would get hung up on Don't have a big enough place for that See I tell people tell me how the audio is then I say, well, how is it again? And they just disappear. I need like a feedback from the fix that you told me to put in. All right, you want to do the show? We should have one guy whose only job is to listen to the show and send us a message if there's a problem. I have three guys, and they say, Vito's loud.

Vito's not loud enough, so I turn him up and I say how about now and they're fucking gone No, no, no, no, no, I'm not I'm not I do not do one failure point. That is not good Paying him does not make him more reliable All right, let's do show here. We go. Can you hear that? I? can I Hate this audio shit biggest it sounds great I don't want to be loud It's gonna fuck it up again, did you not fix it for when you're loud I

Don't fucking know oh my god Who the fuck did I send to help you?! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from shit you can't repair to Groupon despair that was obtuse to no one. From redeeming your free pretzel at the mall to throwing away your old crusty sex doll Ian Faust said that. From over-the-shoulder car directors to the artificial scarcity of garbage collectors Wow, Porco Romanocco, that's a mouthful. From the audience complaining about delayed comics

to Trump's $3 trillion impact on economics. Wow, Brometheus, wow. Yours was- Why are there so many rhymes this week? So many people got the joke of the rhyme, except for that last guy. I'm your host, Nick Maschinen. Joining me as always is Vito Giswoldi.

You're strict with the rhyme though, that last guy. I'm your host, Dick Masch, and joining me as always is Vito Giswoldi. You're strict with the rhyme though, because like the sex doll thing wasn't technically one of the problems. Yeah, but getting rid of it. But I think that's fine. Throwing away the sex doll was the problem. Oh. Because it's the dumps.

The dumps. But wait, were you throwing the sex doll in the dump? Was that what that whole story was? The sex doll in many other things, you know? I wouldn't call it just a sex doll run, but it was in the garbage with the rest of the stuff. I think you could have repurposed that sex doll. I don't think you had to throw it out. Yeah, should I have hollered out the tits and put milk in it for my son? Have it be like- I was gonna say that, you know, if that kid ever needs

like a babysitter, he needs like an adult presence in the room, you just prop it up in the corner and you say, behave or the fucking it up in the corner and you say Behavior the fucking the witch will get you and you can put a witch costume on it No, it's instead of elf instead of elf on a shelf. It's whore on the floor Hey, son, you gotta you gotta really be good around Christmas because the whore on the floor over there is watching you And it'll come to life and take all your presents. Yeah Yeah, you could have done a lot with that. I know. That's, you know what, that's a...

That's, you gotta get over that in your life. Could've done a lot with something. You just gotta start getting rid of it. Vito. Did you, did you fuck it once? Even once? No, not even one time. I mean it was like sticky, right? Well, it has that tacky feeling of like that rubber that weird silicone feeling so yes and the first like the

first week I had it I had a Fourth of July party and all these fucking broads mangled up the fingers so I didn't want to try to buck it. That was a disappointment. I think we talked about that the sex dolls, all the first generation sex dolls, the guys fell in love with them. And now they're just falling apart. Their skin is turning into oil. And these men are having to bury their sex wives. Did they replace them with AI? that Twitter whore that everyone is? I think they're working about oh the grok thing that clearly just looks like the girl from Death Note

Yeah, because yeah Elon Musk is a that 35 year old computer that's pretending to be a 21 year that's pretending to be a 16 year old computer pretending to be a 21 year old computer. That's what we have going on there. I quizzed that bitch on what her favorite movie was in high school, what bands she listened to in high school. It's all shit that a 35 year old woman would say. You talked to the GROC girl?

Okay, so like- Yeah, I wanted to see how- I never used GROC. First I thought it was underage and I was gonna bust it. But then I started my busting my whore busting and I unearthed a new a new Lie that it's actually a 35 year old woman pretending to be a 16 year old girl pretending to be a 21 wait What did she say she likes I?

forget Shit that you would listen shit that you would listen to if you graduated in like 2008 or 2012. Neutral Milk Hotel. Old stuff. Maybe it's my kind of lady. I gotta get in with the grock girl. Yes, she would be your age. If you talk to her, you will have a lot in common.

Interesting. So there you go. All right, let me do the problems. When one little priest breaks, you gotta get a whole new one. That was the first problem. Number one. I feel like I experienced that this week. I can't remember what.

Why? What broke? My microwave broke. Really? And I fucked up because I went to order a new microwave on Amazon Yeah, and they're like we'll deliver it free if you if it's on your Amazon delivery day You just got to pick an Amazon delivery day. Yeah, and I'm like, well, then I'll just make my delivery day Tuesday They're like awesome. So now it's coming next Tuesday. I was like, oh, of course Yeah, why else would they just send it the next day if I'm choosing a special shipping day?

You don't have prime. I have prime but like they still have Maybe it was like a discount or something. Yeah, why would it not just be free shipping? They're trying to scam you They're trying to they're trying to make their jobs easier. I think they're trying Yeah, they're trying to trick me into having one day for all my shit. It's a good trick Yeah, well, I got no microwave. I can't make my pizza pockets I can't make my popcorn danglers all my potato Sizzlers are out the window. Just go to the store and get a microwave

Well, I already ordered one. I guess I can cancel it send it back. Yeah cancel that yeah I was thinking about going to this and then I was like trying to shop How do you pick a microwave? What makes a bet and then I learned they're like well some microwaves fucking suck and I'm like, oh well I don't want a shitty one. No, they're all they're all the same. They all They all have reinforced steel as buttons where you can almost break the tip of your finger typing in the button. Every single microwave has that feature and none of the other features matter on a fucking microwave so you can be safe in knowing that you will have a microwave that will break your fingers.

It was interesting to me like I was trying to like find a consumer like I was reading like the Consumer Reports website And it's like my career Yeah, yeah It's like it's like $30 It's like a hundred bucks to get a decent microwave. I don't want to buy it like the worst one I'd like to get a slightly nice microwave. How is a how is a microwave nice? It's just it's just my it's just Radiation what do you mean a night- what do you have a nice like- Well, you're right, you're right.

Nicer electrons? Because there is no- I guess I just assumed that there would be ones that were better, but then that's like, you know, key features. This one, you can press the button and it starts cooking immediately. And I'm like, that's like a special feature? That's a normal microwave! I thought that's the boil of fucking microwave! They're like,

This microwave you gotta type in the number and then hit start. The other one you can just press the number. That's the only difference between microwaves, how many buttons you gotta press before it starts cooking? I see that they didn't handle your laughter. Whoever fixed your audio, fucked up with your laughter. Like I... Meaning what? It's over the top? It peaks and cuts out when you laugh cause it gets louder. fucked up with your laughter like I meaning meaning what it's

And cuts out when you laugh cuz it's louder. I fucking said compressor and limiter That's okay. They're both on so just tell me should the limiter be higher now. We'll figure it out later All right, AJ zeros veto emailing back and forth the Auntie Anne's to get a free pro. Oh wait I didn't read the backseat Parkers was second The death of public dumps was third group and anxiety got raped Negative Group anxiety group on my anxiety. Oh, yeah, that makes more sense because you guys are not group on people You're missing out Yeah, cuz we're we're not from the year like

2012 I mean, it's true that there are, like barely any new stuff on the Groupon. It's like the same five places. But if you like those five places, you just keep buying the Groupon. Vito, those five places are catering only to you on Groupon. Yeah I know. I go to the, dude, when you show up at the Onnie Anne's and I had to, first I did get the pretzel. Did I tell you I got the pretzel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, after spending a lot of time with them. Well, because I was in line and I had people behind me, and I'm like,

Hold on, first I gotta bring up the coupon for the free pretzel. And he's like, okay. And now it'll be... Because I got a drink too, he's like, that'll be another $5. I go, hold on, I have an e-gift card that also came with a Groupon. It was a two-part system So I ended up taking ten minutes just to get the pretzel in the the fucking drink Video emailing back and forth with Auntie Anne's to get a free pretzel pretzels peak veto. Yeah, thank you Nick 415 how do you do that with your car insurance or just food stuffs?

Car insurance is just auto pay so okay. I should probably try to get a better rate at this point. Yeah, I know me too Nick 415 did veto just say he can't save the world People okay, I had a lot of people apparently not listen to what I said I very explicitly said the opposite of that, which was this is how stupid activist people think. Right, right. They're the ones who want to save the world. I'm the one saying obviously you can't do that, that's stupid.

They go this guy just figured out he can't save the world and I'm like, no, no, no no I always knew that Maybe maybe I was like you kind of intimated when I came to that realization though you kind of know When I was like maybe like 15 I like it in high schoolers like okay So then your kids bunny cuz you thought that at one point and then you're like you that was your like coming of age like You know breakfast club moment like and then you're like, that was your like coming of age, like, you know, breakfast club moment. Like I guess you really can't say-

I think everybody- I think you had a weird childhood if you didn't have that moment, okay? Because they grow- you grow up- What? You're watching superhero movies- No, it's our fault! It's our fault that it's funny! Okay, go ahead. You're watching superhero movies- No, you just didn't understand what I said. You're like a scri- Again, I say a thing and then people ascribe things to me that I never said. When you're a kid, you watch superhero movies, you watch adventure movies, you watch Indiana Jones, you know,

get the girl and save the world, whatever. And you know, that would be me someday, right? And then obviously the natural progression of becoming a fully formed adult is to go, well, that's a silly fantasy. Obviously that's never going to happen. If it does, maybe you can accomplish something of good, but you're not gonna be Luke Skywalker, you're not gonna defeat the Galactic Emperor, okay? And then there's some, but, I don't know why you're laughing.

There's some people. Well, because you kinda, the way you said it was so passionate. Like I came to, I was standing in the pretzel line line and I figured it out while I was getting a pretzel, like, oh, I guess I can't save the world. No, I'm saying this is the natural progression of adolescence into adulthood. And some people never make it into adulthood. They keep trying to save the world. They become these Antifa guys who are on the street protesting ICE and crying and blasting the fucking Air- horns in the middle of the night.

Crying about Epstein files non-stop like shut the fuck up, get over it. Well that's different. Get over it. Israel did it. Get over it. Shut the fuck up. God, take it up with them. Uh, it should- anyway, the point is everyone's going, wow you just figured that out. Just cause it's the first- alright. Just cause it's the first time you've heard someone say something, it doesn't mean they came up with that idea that day. Yeah.

You know? I'm on your side. I got one guy. I think the listeners are stupid for thinking that. Some of them. Some of them sent me DMs and they said that was really powerful what you said. And I said, well, thank you. They're fucking with you.

Some people got it. Yeah, but they're weirdos too. They're also deserving of mockery for saying that that's powerful. Because that means they're dealing with it too. You know what I mean? Dealing with what? Like that feeling of like, gosh, I wish I could save the world. Maybe it's me. Maybe I could save the world. Maybe it's me.

Maybe I could save the world. Like, that's what's funny. I mean, I think if you don't have some implicit desire, I think everybody has an implicit desire to save the world, of course, because why even why have any opinion on anything if not to try and better the world in some way when you would need any sort of critique or criticism or commentary is with the end goal of, I hope my ideas influence other people to create the world in which I want to live.

Okay. You know that, like that cluster graph that right-wing people post to like, to annoyingly post. From on the galaxy brain at the end? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That one where it's like right-wing people care about the heat map in the middle and left-wing people care about the heat map That's way out here about space rocks and shit You seen that one?

Sure. That's what you're describing. Like I'm gonna fix the world and all this I care about the world That's like your guys do that and our guys are like I gotta protect my family and help my family and people who are like me. No, your guys say I gotta protect Israel and I gotta make sure Israel's okay. Who's more family than Israel? Who is more? I see your guys okay and a lot of them are just going listen the most important thing in the world is real. Yeah, sure. I'm just saying, I know you guys have found one part of the world you care about, the part with all the Jews. Why don't we care about other parts of the world as well? That would be fine. We also care about the parts of Gaza where the Jews are.

So as long as we can get the more Jews we can get spread out everywhere the more we will care I'm all in favor of more Jews we're we're on the same page for that we can all agree we can all agree on that okay there's a lot of anti-semitism lately so yeah well Israel fucked up big time They didn't play their hand exactly as they should have Israel is gonna spend one trillion dollars trying to undo What Nick Fuentes did in his basement with a microphone and they will lose they fucked up so bad I don't know. Well, they've had some PR missteps. Yeah getting everyone's account At least they got Dave Portnoy to help them out. Maybe Dave Portnoy can win them back some points.

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Me and the boys love eating pizza. And watching the football. Oh. Did you know 8% of men who sports gamble go bankrupt? Anyway guys, check out my new pizza reveal Is that stat accurate? Sports gambling is probably pretty bad. Sports gambling is huge. Very big problematic for men I don't know if it's that bad, but it's it's stick to Magic Card gambling guys

You can't lose. Amy says corn boys. Corn boys was a fun listen with good banter. I hope it continues. Is it gonna be continuing? I will. I have to buy new equipment, I guess. Oh, why? Well, I don't, I don't know. What's going on? What do you mean?

What's happening is I'm gonna buy a lot of expensive equipment. Why? You don't need expensive equipment. I don't think I need expensive equipment, but... Use your phone. Wills. Use your phones. There's a number of ways that it could be done without spending a lot of money. What, your co-host wants to spend money?

I don't know. Okay, yeah. He's a... Is he a gear slut? He loves his gear. Loves to buy gear. He very much does. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah and my gear was uh my gear was a problem I guess. Well you guys made some interesting choices. Putting a lav mic on one of you and not the other one was an interesting choice. Well, we had a second lav mic that didn't end up working. What basically I should have done was say, hey, let's do this tomorrow and just get the equipment we actually need, but instead it was,

we'll point a shotgun microphone at you and it'll sound fine, and then that shotgun mic didn't end up working. That wouldn't sound fine. Who said it would sound fine? That's a good question. Not throwing anybody under the bus. So Derek said it would sound fine? Derek. I should've- shut up. I should've just said, hey, let's just take an extra day. We'll do the review tomorrow and get another lav mic. No, you can't do that. I'm glad that you guys did it then. That was a great intro to the show.

Well, if anything, I'll say this, is we did it and all the feedback is going to be very helpful. Yeah, just get two- just get another lav mic and then don't- don't do all those jump cuts that you guys could do. What do you think a lav- what do you think a lav mic should cost? Uh... Eh... I mean, a real good one, 80 bucks. Okay. Cheap one, 30.

So- So me buying a $250 lav mic would be ridiculous, right? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft? Pfft. Yeah. Why are you doing that? Apparently I gotta get this specific one. Fido! I have like five lav mics. What are you talking about? I also have lav- like I brought a lav mic.

We- it's- Why don't you- whatever. Why are you listening to this shit? You the shots you're the you're the celebrity Why are you listening to feedback like this You know sometimes you just got to make a guy happy Stop fuck you're a you're fucking costing veto money with this gear slut Made some I've made some money. I'm doing okay, so I will buy- I gotta buy a whole $1,800 camera apparently. Oh what? No no no no no no you guys- no no no absolutely not. Your mic is fine,

your camera was fine, you guys were just editing it weird. But- Well the big problem- the camera that was focused on me was my camera, But- Well the big problem- the camera that was focused on me was my camera which can shoot in 4K but only at 24 frames per second which obviously looked like dog shit. Well you took it down to like six frames per second when you posted it I don't know why you did that. I assume that because of the lighting that the frame rate must have gotten fucked up or something. Because of lights? Definitely- I don't know if the low light

fucking the ISO or something caused the frames to stutter or something. Uh. I mean, how would it shoot at less than 24 frames? Obviously it's shooting at 24 frames, but something's wrong with the- I think you imported it in a fucked up way. That made it like, I think it like,

you tried to match the frame rate of a higher frame rate camera, and it tried to interpolate the frames by skipping them. That's probably what fuck. That's what I think fucked it up It's it's possible that it wasn't imported as 24p and yet inter interpolated it and made it look all stuttery Yeah, either way. I don't want to shoot 24 frames per second cuz that looks shitty. It should be like 30 at least. Yeah, okay frames per second because that looks shitty it should be like 30 at least. Yeah, okay. Let's see bucket says bald fat middle-aged men wearing t-shirts of preschool cartoon characters I don't know what he's talking about, but I that sounds rough. Philbo. Talking about my cool bluey shirt Which Josh Moon Josh Moon from Kiwi Farms is posting about did you see that? No, what did he say? Josh Moon from Kiwi Farms is posting about did you see that? No, what did he say?

Josh Moon said oh You're bald and fat. Why are you wearing a why would you wear a blue shirt? And I'm like well cuz it's funny Like I was on the problem with you is that you're bald cuz he is also fat. Yeah, dude, dude. It's so weird first of all That's like the spider-man meme. You're fucking fat. I Mean it's just like so bizarre that with kiwi farms. I'm like this is what you guys got is that I'm bald Like congrats. Yeah, all right. Congrats. You got me. You nailed me to the fucking wall

You own a shirt for one of the most popular fucking cartoons on the planet right now. Yeah, I went on Woot. Wait, why do you own that shirt? So I went on Woot. You know, Woot. Dude, you're like in 2012 all the time. I know! What the fuck is going on? Nobody uses Woot anymore. I get it.

That's like Groupon fucking era Well, the only reason I use wood is because you know Amazon bought wood, right? No Amazon bought wood. So now when Amazon wants to dump product to which they have like specific just basically Bluey shirts, they're like no one's buying this shit let's get rid of it that's different

they give them a shit ton of magic cards amazon and then amazon just fire sales them on woot constantly and you can get boxes of magic cards for like half price okay so i'm on woot seeing if they have magic cards and they don't and then they have a t-shirt sale and it's like 8 dollars a shirt and i'm like ah i'll buy a stack of shirts for 8 bucks so you just scroll through and i'm like ah what's this cool shirt i'm like ah zelda shirts cool whatever and then it's bluey and i'm like ah I'll buy a stack of shirts for eight bucks So you just scroll through and I'm like, yeah, what's this cool shirt? I'm like, I had Zelda shirts cool

Whatever and then it's bluey and I'm like bluey fuck it and I bought a bluey shirt so Were you wearing that that day as a shirt or did you put that shirt on? Because you knew you're being recorded It's a little it's a little of both It was it was it's a little of both. It was, it was, it was, uh, I knew I was going to be recorded. Okay.

And I, I put on the, well, I had put on the bluey shirt to, uh, what do you call it? Attract children. Yeah, to attract children. Yeah. And I looked at it and I said, you're really gonna wear that? You know, a guy might be recording you? And I said, I don't know, that's pretty funny. So I kept it on. I'm, I'm aware, like, like that's the thing is like and I said I don't know that's pretty funny so I kept it on

I'm aware Like that's the thing is like I'm aware that me wearing a blue shirt is funny. That's why I bought the shirt Okay, it's funny you have okay, so you okay. I believe you But in your in the state of mind it looked like you were in it didn't look like you would have made a choice To do something that funny. Do you know what I'm saying? It's hard to explain that my brain goes like... Because yeah, that's that was hilarious. That was the funniest part of the whole thing. Well, the worst that that's the problem with me is that I am like even in the midst of like whatever I go,

well, it would be funny if I did this thing. when I probably that should not be what's on my mind No, that is what should be on your mind. What can I do that's funny. But then the next thing should have been what's even funnier is to pull Skits O'Shawn's pants off and then run inside and then call Yeah, then call the police that there is a deviant homosexual outside with no pants Masturbating and trying to- Well this is why- this is why I don't like to plan comedy bits impromptu, because they end up not being funny.

And that was the whole point, is that I went, Hey, I don't want to do a bit right now. Well... I don't think it's gonna be good. I know! I would be- I would be happy to plan a bit or like do something with some structure or whatever and I don't want to film it here. The bluey part was great though.

Well the bluey part's the only part that was great as far as I can tell. Everybody was posting about it, the only thing I see posting is bluey shit and I go well at least I put on the fucking bluey shirt, so there's something to talk about Because otherwise, there's fucking nothing here Hmm I'm saying is I have excellent comedy instincts I've upset all of kiwi farms by wearing a bluey shirt and being bald. Oh yeah, they're jealous. And uh, they are jealous.

IsomtheHedgehog says, the best part of this episode is Dick in the innuendo, known only to him and 14 billion other guys. I had to argue about that innuendo, that idiom for the rest of the night. Riley and Friends says, Dick's reaction to the Epstein Files thing is, team guys shit! shit and veto should have rode him harder for it Trump's deserves to be ousted for that big of a lie about exposing child rape. He says he's serious Well my problem with the Epstein thing is Where are you at? You're like, I don't think anything happened I have a bunch of kids got raped but like the FBI

You're like, I don't think anything happened. Well, a bunch of kids got raped, but like, the FBI has been in charge of the files for 10 years, and like, they're just polluted with like, retarded chicks making shit up. So, you need a whole, you need like a crack team to go in there and do it, and go in there and figure out what's what, and they're gonna tell you that Israel did it.

So, I don't, like, what's the point of it? Just say, yeah, just cut off Israel. I think the point- I mean, we have mean we have better way better stuff to worry about like getting rid of homelessness in LA Getting rid of fucking Powell like there's so much more important shit easier shit. It's all about Efficiency of energy find the things that you can do and do them Anything that ends in Israel did it is not gonna get done. So don't worry about it Anything that ends in, Israel did it, is not gonna get done. So don't worry about it. The problem is that the entire right wing has been using these conspiracy theories and the Epstein shit and whatever else. Where the guys are gonna take charge on this, we're gonna do something about it.

And now the second they get in, it was a lie, and now we gotta do energy stuff. Well, they're retards. Like Dan Boingo and Cash Patel are fucking retards. second they get in. Yeah. It was a lie. And now we gotta do energy stuff, is what you're saying. Well, they're retards. Like Dan Boingo and Cash Patel are fucking retards. Boingo's a retard. Just look at the way he looks. Like every single picture of him, he looks retarded. He looks like he's trying to figure something out.

He's like, uh, uh, and Patel's- Well, that's racist, but go ahead. Wait, what racist? Oh, Dan Bongo? I thought you were saying Cash Patel looks that way. No, Cash Patel looks like the guy that Molaram tears his heart out. He's always stuck in that like, oh, you know, you can hear it. And he's married to like a massage agent or some shit.

Like give me a fucking break. These guys aren't. Okay, but when you spend- These guys couldn't figure out where Carmen San Diego went. Ten years these guys have been playing in this QAnon pizza gate bullshit saying we're gonna save all the kids from the tunnels under New York Yeah, and the second they get in you're like, well, what about those tunnels? What about all those kids on the moon getting their blood harvested? And they're like, ah, we ain't got time for that It's time for tariffs. We got to bring back manufacturing

Yeah, we do. That's that's more important. Why why tariffs. We gotta bring back manufacturing. Yeah, we do. That's more important. Why? Why do we have to bring back manufacturing? We're fine. No, you need a job. Your ass needs to get to work. That's why.

You need to get to the factory, Vito. No more buying toys for you. You're gonna go make toys. Big, sandwich workshop. I saw the justification for the manufacturing base. They say, well, you know, some guy was like, why do we need a toaster factory? And the guy said, well, do you know, during World War II,

the toaster factories made machine guns. And I go, so the reason we need a toaster factory is in case there's a war, we can convert the toaster factory to a machine gun factory. I don't know why people are still arguing online. Why do we need a toaster factory? Shut up and go to the factory we need a toaster factory?

Shut up and go to the factory and make a toaster. Shut your fucking mouth or you're going in our concentration camp. And guess what? This time there's no US to save you. Get to the concentration camp or get to the toaster factory. Choice is yours. Choice is yours. Okay. Do you have a voted up or anything or do you want to do problems? I have a voted up. Shit or do you want to do problems? I have a voted up shit. Let me find it stinger

Let me find my notes. I don't know. I would love one of the Epstein like freaks to just walk me through Using like no using their brains how it works when there's just a mountain of bullshit mixed with like rape and Insane accusations how much fucking time is this gonna take and what's it gonna do? Like what do you think is gonna happen when we say like alright? I mean, maybe Lindsey Graham raped a kid I don't know

What do you think's gonna happen with that? I just think Trump has spent so long lying to everybody about everything that one of the lies finally people being like Well, you can't lie about a secret Kabbalah pedophile No he didn't! Trump never talked about the Epstein shit. Never. He- No he didn't. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh I watched every single fucking one of his speeches. What are you talking about? Well, he's talking about it now Yeah, he's saying it's stupid. Okay, but he wouldn't talk about it

But he'd do like his thing where he goes they go well you denounce the proud boys He goes guys got a stand down and stand by and you go well. That's yeah, that's cool. That's good advice He never said shit about the Epstein vile No hold on at one point there was like a press conference where somebody said Here you were of these QAnon theories about you and he said, well these guys want to save kids. What's wrong with saving kids? He would play in- What's wrong with saving kids? I agree. He would enable a lot of this like fucking-

What, somebody raped the fucking kids? What do you want him to say? I think the President of the United States, it would be nice if they went, listen, there's a lot of baseless conspiracy theories out there, obviously we all care about kids, but no, I am not currently, you know, chasing a magic cabal of pedophiles through the tunnels of New York. I don't believe that's credible. Yeah, but maybe it- I mean, that's maybe it maybe it is I just want to protect kids what's wrong with that well one of them took a machine gun and went to a police fucking pizza parlor to try and save all the kids in the basement

it was full of pedophiles there was a shitload of pedophiles in that pizza ping pong place you're gonna stop you're gonna get us fucking demonetized again I'm sorry there were a bunch of Democrats in that pizza place there's a bunch of Democrats in the pizza place that's fine of Democrats in the pizza place, that's fine All right, here's the loaded up shit Okay We have done this one before I know but I don't it's just a bunch of reruns in here Don't you have any good ones play one of mine? I don't know where yours are

All right, I'll make have I done this one I don't know where yours are All right, I'll make have I done this one Yes, okay, I've done that one okay, I'm gonna move all these in one by one hold on move them into a folder I have a folder named done, but the problem is I can't move it while it's still going So I have to delete it then move it in Okay moved all right. how about this one? We don't need a stinger for this segment. Have I done this one?

This might be new. This might be new. I guess I should make more of these, huh? I mean, I don't know. I'm out of good songs. I'm out of good songs. I'm out of good songs. I'm out of good songs. I'm out of good songs. That imbecile and please go and wash your face I mean, I don't know

Go vote it up The problems will die You don't vote it up And with this miffy guys from liver disease Check the website, biggest problem The show and videos are bad Just go and vote it up I don't think we've done this one. I don't think we've done this one. Wreckin'. This is Wreckin'. Jessica Wadd voted I am. Oh, now I can hear the Cookie Monster is Wreckin'.

Now it sounds like it. That's pretty good. Okay, go ahead. Guys, welcome to Voted Up. Guys, for episode 96, the problem of charity fraud. Dick, have you heard this news that VShowjoe, a US-based VTuber talent agency founded in 2020, has ceased operations amid mounting controversy over financial mismanagement. Of charity?

Of charity, yeah. You know, the VTubers. I know a gator loves these individuals. Those little girls, like like sharks the old ladies fat 40 year old women who pretend to be a little anime girls and Make I don't like that you voices over video games I like the one well if they had ones with big cans I would like that but they're not they don't none of them are big enough There's a few that have big cans, but the ones that are most popular look look like sexy children Which is a big problem in the anime community Hey, what's up? What's going on with this baby server that a baby discord that everyone can talk about we're not talking about

You can talk about it, but I'm not allowed to talk about it. I already had threats. Threats from babies? Is it boss baby related with Alec Baldwin? You're doing that thing where you just want to get me in trouble again. How is this getting- what are you a baby? You are doing- no. I wish. Are you like the lady in- There's only allowed to be too, so I can't be So I'm holding my son my baby. I'm changing his diapers, and then my phone starts going off

I'm like let me just check in the biggest problem See if everyone's having a good time and people are talking about baby servers, and there's rules for babies I just understand this is like the highlander. This does shut the fuck up. You always do this It always does. Shut the fuck up. You always do this. What?! Is you make me talk about something and then I get in trouble with like other people from a topic you brought up. I'm specifically not talking about it. I'm just asking what it is. I don't know who's allowed to talk about what there's some sort of a baby server

Vito is like the nanny from Muppet babies who goes into the server With and you never see his body only see his socks and there could only be two babies like the Highlander And this is some sort of baby Discord that you're in is that right say nothing if that's correct That's a good Howard Stern up. You're so we were streaming, somebody said you should watch this video. I said, well what's the video? They said it's funny, you should watch it.

So I put it on. It was Trixie the Golden Witch discussing the rules of her discord server. It was an unlisted video that I assumed, when it was sent to me, I said, well people have probably already seen it if I had the- Fucking baby spies.

Why would I be- Baby spies are in the back. Why would I be the only person to have the link? Alright. So they said, you gotta watch it. I watched maybe 20 seconds of it. And then I said, okay, this is clearly private, you know? Okay, alright. It's a little funny, but it's clearly, this is private.

This is meant for just them. Yes, okay. Well, they're not hurting anybody. They're just having a good time. They have a discord server with different rules. Dalish is in the chat, says, what happened to blaming me? Dalish was in the chat as, and she said, you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it, watch the video.

I don't remember exactly what she said. I'm paraphrasing, but she was very Don't take lip from a woman don't take fucking lip from a woman in chat people in the chat were telling me to watch the video I gave into peer pressure. I watched the video. It was not meant to be public Like you're acting like you did something wrong watching a video. What the fuck who cares well Trixie then came in the chat and said watch your back I'm gonna get you or something like that I clearly upset Trixie look I don't dislike Trixie I think Trixie's a little nuts but I think we all know that and if Trixie has a private discord server and you know I

get it you have it you have a space that's for new. The little nuts, why are you throwing shade like that? What do you want what do you want me to say we're all a little nuts I'm a little nuts I mean we don't have to bring nuts into it at all. It's just a video and That you were watching. It's no big deal. You're doing this fucking you're doing it. I can't believe you're doing this. I just want to know what's going on I'm gonna get a hundred messages now about how I'm a bad guy. Here's I'll say this I'm gonna say there's listeners a show that might be like oh nice a baby server. I want to get in on that I want to go be a baby. It's not a baby server look I'm gonna defend it everybody's allowed to have their private spaces where they want to hang out with their friends

Do whatever you want somebody send me a bit I all I can say is if there was a video of me Talking about the rules of my private baby server, people would probably watch it. This is worse. This plushie is worse than any baby server could ever be. Okay? I don't know why you're acting like you're better than a baby server. It was a little- look, I'm not saying- that's what I'm saying. I'm clearly not better than the baby server. You're worse. You're much worse. I'm infinitely worse. There's no problem. Not infinitely worse, You're worse. If anything, I'm worse. I'm infinitely worse. There's no problem. Not infinitely worse, but definitely worse.

100 percent. So I don't take an issue with it. I don't have a problem with it. I think everybody should live their lives the way they want to live their lives or whatever it is. And I didn't bring it up and Dick brought it up and I'm putting it aside. I wanted to know what was going on. Everyone's talking about there's two babies like the Highlander.

And I was like, that sounds cool. Because Everyone's talking about there's two babies like the Highlander and I was like that sounds cool Because it's like boss baby like Alec Baldwin. That was cool. Yeah, that's cool They're doing baby shit like Japanese business. I don't some of the most successful Japanese businessmen and Like in charge of consortiums are doing baby shit in their spare time. No big deal So what's the problem? Look, I don't know what baby... I'm not... I don't even know if it's a sex thing or what. It's just... it's... Sex thing?

I don't know what it is. It's just people hanging out... They're... they're... they're hanging out... Stop going goo goo ga ga on shit! Oh man, look at me, I'm a fucking baby! What's the big deal? Yeah, that's... that sounds fun. That's not a... that's not a problem. It's no big deal. That would be fun. You're the one making it a fucking baby. What's the big deal? That's that sounds fun. That's not it. That's not a problem No big deal fun. You're the one making it a big deal Well, the part that was funny was Trixie explaining how there can only be two babies at a time. That was the funniest part That's cool too

I can't wrap my head around Fucking baby The rule of two for babies was a little funny. Okay, but at the end of the day whatever, you know Okay, only two only two. That's fine. That's a good rule was a little funny, okay? But at the end of the day, whatever, you know? Okay. Only two, only two. That's fine, that's a good rule. Yeah, cause then it's like too many babies.

Anyway, people are saying I'm going at- Oh, hey Vito, Vito, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got, okay, I was thinking of this. I've been thinking of this for two weeks. Tell me if this is a good idea. I finally got like one of your things where you have an idea and then you- Cool. Right?

Don't execute on it Right It's the movie, remember the look, the movie Look Who's Talking? It's a baby Except it's Look Who's Talking But the baby's voice is Tim Robinson Yeah, that'd be great

That'd be great, right? That'd be fantastic That was just a veto idea that I had You should write that. Now that you have a baby, you're gonna have a lot of good like baby moments that you need to write down in a book and then write a baby's day off movie.

It's just the same exact movie, but it's Tim Robinson doing the voice, even using the same film with John Travolta. Come on! Yeah. I'm just a baby! Wouldn't that be great? It's fucking great.

Yeah, I'd watch that a million times. I'd laugh my ass off. That'd be fucking great. That'd be fantastic. It'd be great. Okay, do your baby tears or whatever you're doing. I just wanna say, people are saying I'm attacking Trixie or I'm trying to humiliate Trixie.

Like, I really am not. It's not a thing. Yeah, who cares what anyone's doing Well, I mean me even saying that probably it doesn't matter. It'll get spun into vetoes a bad guy But I honestly don't care do whatever you want Someone sent me a video to watch Let's see. So anyway This VTuber organization. This is the largest American VTuber organization, raised $500,000 for the Immune Deficiency Foundation, which the VTuber who raised the money says it was never delivered to the charity, and she was also owed a significant amount of money.

And basically, within about a week, every single one of the VTubers of this organization quit across like 12 days. On July... no, across like 12 days. On July, no, and across like three days. On July 24th, the CEO acknowledged the agency's failure, saying that the funds tied to talent initiatives were used internally with the expectation of replenishment, which sadly never materialized. So he took the $500,000 to pay for his shit, but you know, he was just, he was gonna pay it back once he made more money elsewhere

That makes sense. You gotta spend money to make money. That makes sense. That's fine. Absolutely. Take the charity money and invest it in the future. It's exactly what Eric Tulli did. Exactly. I mean, it does raise questions about what other charity nonsense is going on out there. They're all doing scams. It's very interesting. All They're all doing scams. Very interesting. All of them are doing scams.

So regardless, V-Showjoe, which was the largest US based VTuber talent agency, is now gone! The Americans have exited the VTuber management space. We'll see if someone else comes out to fill the void. All you aspiring American VTubers are going to have to sign contracts with the Japanese. Isn't that terrible? Yeah. There you go Well, that's a number 143. I've got one just a couple notches below it dick This is from episode 43 the problem of criminalizing heterosexuality. Oh, yeah now on July 25th Which is today the UK government has activated major provisions of the Online

Safety Act to introduce mandatory age verification for accessing adult content online. Have you seen the posts about this, Dick? No. What is it? Right now, across the UK, if you try to visit websites like 4chan, Pornhub, itch.io Even disc yeah, even try to just log in your own discord server that you own You must now prove you're over 18 using government ID scans facial recognitions And AI behavior based models all sorts of different

Verifications because we do not trust you in the UK to consume pornography they should just get it over with and just round up white Christian men in the UK and And throw them in the ocean or something make it skip all this shit You know well they did that it was called Australia and that didn't work out very well either Yeah, it's crazy to me. I see British guys and they're just kind of like completely cuckolded where they're just going, oh man, it really sucks, huh? And you're like, why don't you guys do something about it?

What's going on, man? Like those guys that are stabbing everyone, why don't you stab them? Maybe you start there. There's a, there's a lot of stuff in the UK where I go, I don't understand how you guys are just putting up with this stuff. Don't you have elections? Like don't you have anybody with any- Is Lord Miles the only Englishman with balls? Is that it?

Did you watch that- What's that Netflix series where the kid stabs a girl? Did you watch that thing? Adolescence? Yeah, did you watch that? Bro, that was like... that radicalized me. I didn't know I could still be radicalized, but it was... It made me even more radicalized than I am. It's so funny that the whole second episode is the cops like chasing down like shaking down teenagers and going like did you give him the knife that he used to stab that girl?

And he's like well. Yeah, it's a knife knife and the cops are like okay And they grab and they put him in cuffs He's like about to be prosecuted for like accessory to murder him like you give a kid a knife It's not against how is it against the, you gave a kid a knife? It's not against, how is it against the law to give a guy a knife? Like he didn't know he was gonna go stab a fucking girl. Jesus Christ, what is going on in the UK? And the black cop that arrested him is like the great hero

of the fucking show, and I'm like, no, he just arrested a confused teenager for loaning his buddy a knife. That whole show is white women following their neuroses to, white women following their neuroses into fascism. And then when it doesn't work, they call in a black cop to like, to physically confront and force little white boys into doing what they want.

And then the white dad just like dealing with his mental breakdown of having a ginocracy of empowered black enforcers, basically raping his son, raping and imprisoning his son for doing something that would never happen. Like there's never been, there's never been there's never a that net What what happens in the show never random white kid has never stabbed a girl for calling him in the incel online Yeah, it's like it was from a meta perspective that show was so

Obscene and enraging that it really it really made me hate Everyone in a in such a profound way that I wasn't prepared for it. I was seething with hatred and bile and it was coming out of my pores. It was really sickening. Yeah, you make a good point that- The parasitic nature of white women's neuroses and black men's violence was showcased against like a normal white dad. That was that was the showing. So I was like, yeah, show it. Yeah, please show that to everyone.

Show that in high schools. You really nailed it. You nailed it. Show that. There's the whole episode that's basically like a white lady, you know, tricking. I don't know, tricking, but it's kind of like this kid who doesn't exist, this kid who is right stabbed a girl because he hates women so much because of the internet and because of Andrew Tate and whatever else. Yeah, yeah, right.

And it's just a lady therapist being like, well actually, I want you to know, stabbing girls is bad. Yeah. And you're like, well that's not really- this is very well acted and there's a lot of emotion, but this is not a profound Thing at all. Nothing here is like oh my god stabbing women's bad. Well, she's I never It's so it was so like indulgent too for women to like because like women are all like dying to be stabbed Like that all of their media is like I'm so important that you're gonna

Ravish me and all this shit. Like you could just see, you could see the actress, the adult woman actress pouring her like twisted perversions into the scene. It was just really, it was really sickening. It's weird to try and manufacture this idea that like, you know what the real threat to women is, is little white kids in the UK. They're just out there and they're mad.

They're fucking terrified. I talk like I'm a white teenager. They're terrified of white teenage men from top to bottom because they just are not susceptible to the retarded brainwashing that they get hit with all day, every day. That's why Israel's losing. That's why everybody's fucking losing because they can pump trillions of dollars into brainwashing white male teenagers

and it's not gonna work because we have comedy. Because we have always had and we always will have comedy that protects our fucking brains. If we can make each other laugh and if you're laughing at something, then there's more truth in that laughter than there is in all this slop, all this gynecratic feminist slop

that Netflix tries to cram down your fucking throat. Always gonna be the case. It's true, humor's a powerful thing. Okay. And the more you talk about it, the gayer it sounds. Major platforms like Pornhub, Reddit, Blue Sky, and even Discord must now restrict users by having them verify their age. Non-compliant platforms face substantial penalties up to 18 million pounds or 10% of global turnover.

People are waiting to see if this will affect platforms like X, which allows pornographic content. Is everyone gonna have to now verify and whatever else? Everybody's screwing everything up for everybody. And of course, the feminists got all the porn games taken off of Steam this same week. So you're not allowed to, we can't have anything. Hey everybody tell Asmongold to have a conversation with me about payment processors in Operation Chugpoint. Go tell them. Yes, tell him that because people don't get it. There's a lot of distractions. There's a lot of distractions where they go, well, we gotta take down these feminists or whatever.

I'm like, until you do something about Visa and MasterCard, you're completely at their whim. See, this is why the Epstein shit is so fucking stupid. It's like, well, do you want to fix banks or do you want to fix like a cabal of pedophiles? Because the pedophiles are, they're a lot smarter than you guys. The banks are, the banks I know, it's a bunch of women working there, but we could win that.

It's going to take, it's going to take some effort, but we can win it. The pedophiles, no, I don't, we can't beat them. If one letter from some feminists can get the thousands of porn games deleted from Reddit or from a Steam, the problem is not the feminists who wrote the letter. The problem is the people who got the letter and have the power to shut everything down. You could kill every single one of those. You could do whatever.

I'm not gonna say that, but I'm saying. To feminists? If all those women who sent the letter disappeared, there would be another group of women to send an angry letter to Visa to get All the shit taken down. Okay, like you're focusing on the wrong problem. Yeah, that's that's the issue Yeah, okay Don't stab women unless they take your video games away and that's the bottom line. Stab women with your dick with your Dills Mc-

Woah! Right up the ass! Okay, is that it? Is you that's it that's all my Episode where I called a black man I am in the middle of the play, excellent. He's going to wash your bed sheets. Oh, he can say it. He is one. He is one. That was great.

That was not what I meant to say. Yeah, it is. What are you talking about? Yes, it is. No, no. He's black. That's not correct. Of course he gets, I mean, he's a low class, he's a black guy with no class. He can say whatever he wants. Everybody loves no class. He's a black guy with no class. He can say whatever he wants. Everybody loves no class. Yeah. Just go and vote it out!

HAHAHAHA! That was the good part. Just go and vote it out! Good work, Rackham. And Vito is fat! VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE V All right. All right. My problem is vibe coding What is vibe code? It's when you let AI do all the coding for you. It's going it's just going crazy Everybody's vibe coding their dick off Because you don't know what the fuck they're doing and the computer machine will make a code for them and make a program for them But there's a couple little problems. Uh The computer machine has no fucking idea what it's doing.

It has no expertise in the craft. It has no reflection or context around the decisions it's making. And it has ultimately no responsibility. A freakish homosexual man by the name of Sean Cook founded a, thank you Cook founded an app called Tea that provided safety dating tools to women. This guy, Sean Cook, was inspired to create tea

after seeing his mother get catfished while dating online. Oh my God. The Tea app was a woman-only platform for sharing anonymous dating online. Oh my God. The T-App was a woman only platform for sharing anonymous dating reviews. It surged to number one on the Apple App Store this month. But, but unfortunately it was, I don't even want to say hacked because there was no hack involved.

Researchers, brave male researchers discovered that they were storing all of their users' data, driver's licenses, selfies to prove that this was their documentation. All of their documentation, they were storing it in a publicly accessible Amazon S3 bucket. So 13,000. So everything got hit. Amazon s3 bucket so 13,000 everything got hit everything got hit 72,000 images including

verification selfies and IDs That were meant. Oh like so like their actual IDs like their ID card licenses, bro Their drivers license. What the fuck? picture bad High weight. I mean and these some of these weights that these women have in their drivers licenses where they're lying. But the weights are still like 220. They're lying. They all lie on those. Astronomical weight figures. It was all... It was all hacked and released. And then they didn't say this, but it was probably because of vibe coding.

Because no fucking engineer in the history of the world Well, not a not an American one would just not a Russian one. Not a Russian one either an Indian one would do this You didn't even dance around if you're just gonna say the Indians did it say that Indians are why'd you waste all your time going? Well, not the whites and not the Russians. Probably Indians. Russians are white. Yeah, that's true. Jewish engineers wouldn't do, Jewish engineers would definitely not do this.

The Jews would not do this. Oh man, never, never, no chance. They uploaded all of their credentials right to the public storage Amazon thing, exposed all these stupid web services Yeah, and now they're all leaked bro because of I'm coding probably cuz probably cuz of vibe coding I'm gonna say that so you're you're a coder right now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Let's see. So you like What have you witnessed? I mean it seems like you are lucky that you're pretty stable.

Like you have people who trust you already. They're not hiring random Indians to replace you, right? No, you can't replace me. Well, there you go. People who don't know how to code and have no business coding or vibe coding. And it's like, it's like shit that, it's the same mentality of a child

that draws some shit and gives it to their parents to hang on the fridge. They go to their vibe coding app, they type in make me an app that does this, and then they post it online, and they say look what I did everybody, my mom and dad didn't love me as much as Twitter does, and it is just complete, it's complete fucking trash.

and it is just complete, it's complete fucking trash. The AI has no concept of building secure applications. You can guide it. Well, why would it? I don't understand why anyone's trusting it for anything. Well, cause they don't understand how the AI works and they don't understand how code works. All they want is something to show off. Like, oh, look, it's making the ball bounce around the little look

Making a fucking ball bounce around the square. Oh shit. It leaks my credit card number. How did it do that like well? I have so many people who go look I made a video game in grok and I go well it fucking sucks Can you make it better and they're like no no cuz I don't know how to code and I'm like well Then this is What is it? What is stop doing? Yeah, you could have sent me a link to someone else's tutorials the same thing That's where the game came from. I'll make AI stuff and like very rarely. I'm like you guys got to see this I'm like no because it sucks of course it sucks. You know A recent study indicates that AI coding tools can make developers slower, taking 20% longer

to complete tasks than when just doing it themselves. So it's bad. This is gonna be, yeah, we're fucked, right? I mean, we're fucked. Well, we're fucked because- Because, like- Yeah, go ahead. All the companies are trying to save money, and they're just gonna find like, again, more Indian guys,

and the Indian guys are just gonna go to chat GPT. Yeah. To have them... Dude, I was reading like a thing about like, they'll even do like the live coding test or whatever, you know? So the guy has to be there and like do the shit. Yeah. But like the Indian guys just have a ringer, like one guy who's really good at coding. Yeah. And he just shows up, he does the coding coding test and then they go, okay, you're hired He goes, okay, and then another fucking guy Yeah, yeah, because they go those motherfuckers can't tell us apart and like oh like in two seconds into the job They're like wait, this guy can't code it fuck at all

And and now it's gonna be even worse because like you're gonna get some code back It's gonna be getting spit out by from fucking Chad GPT our entire infrastructure is being for the US our entire technology infrastructure is being rewritten by retarded Indians piping chat GPT As a conduit for Chad GPT the worst communic communicators on the planet, the worst engineers on the fucking planet piping in garbage that an LLM generated to power the whole country. It's totally fucked.

So why are we talking about we need more manufacturing when what we should have is be training American coders with strict Rigorous checks and balances to find out if they actually know what they're doing and tests and Any training we already have them. That's a just so just stop. Okay, that's it. Make it illegal That would not great problem solve that well, I mean the funniest thing the the funniest thing Elon Musk did was say that the Twitter ad revenue is now going to be based on region. Where it's like, yeah you get an amount of revenue appropriate to region. So all these Indians who are getting like free money posting bullshit are now getting paid in like 10 rupees or whatever and they're like, oh what the fuck is this?

Did you see them, did you see them? boycotting the Twitter Plus algorithm that happens Twitter plus they all said they're not mean now. They all said they're not gonna pay dollars a month. Yeah But they're like that's like a lot of money because they're like oh we really get the Elon Musk with this We no longer pay eight dollars a month and if we all stop paying eight dollars a month we will bankrupt Twitter and They don't realize that's not a lot like to you guys. It's a lot of money Yeah, but that's how it works. It works on like the ad revenue not you fucking stupid morons paying eight dollars like knowing The impressions that's where the money comes from they think the money is coming from the eight dollar

Yeah, 90% of Indians in engineering classes have no, can't code for shit. And the AI is even worse. OK, the study found 16-something, 20% longer. Nine out of 10 projects coded by AI have basic security vulnerabilities. And it's a big problem because now we're dumping so much money into AI, we've got to find a use for it, right?

We can't just sit there on... Well, I think we've found some viable uses for AI. Name one. I see people...I think it's being used in creative productions of course Like it's not like movie ads with too many fingers shit like that It's not always too many fingers, but for short VFX shots or whatever. I think we're getting to the point Yeah, it's a billion of dollars are dumped into this and we're getting VF VFX shots. That's not well I mean you're right. We do need like a big money-making Hopefully it's gonna be used to find medicines

Yeah, maybe that yeah recursion pharmaceuticals guys rxrx is the ticker. That's what you're buying now I'm into rxrx actually I bought it at 12. It's at 6 now, but I Didn't buy I didn't buy that much at 12 every year. Are you doubling down now it's at six? Oh, I'm doubling. Yeah, I'm doubling down So there could be some uses of pharmaceuticals medicine yes Entertainment is a big Factor, but you're right the energy costs of AI are the big problem There's some shithead on Twitter that made like a flying game There's some shithead on Twitter that made like a flying game, vibe coding. Yeah.

And everyone was going goo goo for it, but it like immediately fell apart. Didn't work. Too slow. We are, we are getting to the point with AI where like you can take a still from your favorite porno and you can put it into the AI and you can go, Hey, I've really always liked this video of Atomi Tanaka. Could you now have like a three guys enter from the left and a jerk off on her face or whatever you want? I don't know what you would want specifically. I mean, she's had, she's done that, I think. Okay. Well, how about a dragon comes in? He

swoops down from the ceiling and he fucks her with his big dragon piece. What if we could bring back, I'm thinking first of all, what if we could bring back Lucy Wild in her Prime. Absolutely. But then what if we could bring back like old timers like Wendy Whoppers and pair her up with Hitomi Tanaka. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now this is a new dimension. Time traveling porno. Wendy Whoppers and Hitomi Tanaka and they're in a room and they're both babies. And there can only be two of them.

And another baby enters and one of them has to leave because that's the rule. Now that I would watch. Pandora Peakes would enter as a baby I guess And then one of the other ones goes I want to think about it can only be shit in the Fucking brought it up. I didn't fucking bring Baby stuff like you're talking about right now All right Okay, well there can only be two. That's the most important rule.

What do they do? Damn it's someone. I don't know. I don't fucking know. What do you think they do? Baby stuff. I assume they crawl around and I assume it's like an episode of Rugrats. They gotta get out of the playpen by getting the screwdriver or whatever. To get my lash. in the screwdriver or whatever. To get my lash. And then Angelica comes in and she goes, ah, you fucking babies, fucking, fucking around. They should do a, if they did a Rugrats reboot where Tim Robinson was the voice of

Dill Pickle or whatever the fuck his name was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It has to be, it has to be Luke is talking. It has to be a real baby. Cause they don't react to it ever. Like that's why it's why it's what makes it So funny, they're just doing normal stuff, and he's like That's why it's good

He should be doing more voices is obvious. He was ugly sonic in the Chippendale Oh, that was a great in the Chippendale Movie the Chippendale. Oh my god the rescue Rangers movie. I'm gonna watch that movie again He should be doing way more voice acting because his voice is incredible. Yeah, okay That's my friend. I would definitely watch entire movies of it. You're telling me that movie You just did is not as good. No, it was a baby Paul Rudd sucks in it, too He's doing Paul Rudd's doing like a character and he's just he fucking his characters suck Man Paul Rudd's actually getting old remember how there's always the meme of like Paul Rudd doesn't age or whatever I thought that was Keanu Reeves

There's a couple of them and then he did a And then uh, did you- It's Keen on Reeves. Ah, there's a couple of them. And then he did a, uh, He did an ad for the new Nintendo Switch, which was like a riff on his old- He did a Super Nintendo ad when he was like a 14 year old. Yeah.

And he did a riff on it now, like him recreating it, and you're like, oh, not only does this look like shit, but you look like a grandpa now. And there's no games for it. That's- That's what's- That's the problem. And it's interesting, cause that actually leads me into my problem dick, okay Dick did you see this week? There's a new game coming out called the outer worlds part two. No

It's like an adventure game on the Xbox. It's kind of like a fallout or whatever you go around you solve Mysteries bad way of summarizing. That's not what fallout's whatever you go around you solve mysteries. It's a bad way of summarizing. That's not what fallout is about. Regardless, there's some mysteries in fallout. You gotta like go on adventures or whatever. Okay. Anyway, so Microsoft goes. Has there ever been a Colombo video game?

Maybe like a point and click kind of thing. Like LA Noire where you gotta like pick the right question to ask. Yeah, yeah. There's gotta be, there should be an actual Colombo game if somebody hasn't made it yet. Yeah, and then if you pick the right one it's like, it cuts, it was like, pshhh, and he goes one more thing, you know? It's like, oh fuck, I think I've seen Colombo edited into video games. I think I saw him edited into that Phoenix Wright like lawyer game or whatever and I was

like, ah, this is pretty good. I want more of this Okay. Well dick so Outer Worlds part 2 they announced to the world that this will be an $80 Video game cheap should be and the gamers the gamers stood up bravely the brave gamers They said we will not pay $80 for a video game Microsoft will not pay $80 for a video game Microsoft. This is a disgrace. How dare you take advantage of the consumer this way?

And the wise and brave and generous Microsoft said, you gamers are right, absolutely. How could we have ever thought that? It's only $70. And I'm seeing people on my timeline going, another win for the gamers gave it guys $70 video game is still a fucking ripoff what terrible talking about my problem is overpriced video games what the fuck $70 how much

was your fucking fucking bit what yeah my comics overpriced my comic is a terrible value proposition I I get it. I'm right there with you. Seventy bucks? That's a great deal. I'm selling overpriced YouTuber merchandise slop. Okay? Seventy dollars is a great deal. Imagine how much time you get to play. You get like, you play a video game for like 60 hours. That's a dollar an hour. That's a hell of a deal. Well, that's, first of all, that's a whole other problem that's a hell of a deal. Well that's first of all that's a whole other problem Why do video games now?

Have to be they yeah, they have to give you 70 hours of bullshit repetitive content You do the same thing over and over again. How long did you spend playing fucking Mario the first one like Hundreds of hours. That's all we had. Yeah, cuz we didn't that's all we had now We have all these options. Why would I want to play the same game for 70 80 fucking hours and doing the same thing? The game doesn't change at all. Because it's fun. Okay. And the only reason so they spend all this time packing the game with the same repetitive fetch quest bullshit where it's like, well, now you got to go find this guy to get the crystal and then you gotta go find this guy to get the crystal. Now you gotta go find this guy to get the crystal. And then you gotta go find this guy to get the crystal.

And the only reason they do that is so idiots like you can go, well I gotta pay $70 for it, look at all the content I'm getting, not realizing you're just doing the same fucking thing over and over again. Yeah, it's a video game! What do you mean the same thing over and over again? That's what the video game is! You learn how to play it and then you play it! So maybe $? Should be should be 30 bucks at most should be a fucking video game 60 Game was a perfectly acceptable price

Don't play something dollars for a brand new video game was already a little too much It was a little too much, but we accepted okay. It's brand new game 60 bucks Okay, you know getting to set we're now getting to the point where you you make a game $70 and they clap it should be 80 I said, honestly every video game should be three dollars Thank you All these developers are investing their time into making this triple-a garbage games. That's just go on forever Nothing interesting happens and then they're they're jacking up the prices. The Nintendo Switch 2 is $450.

The original Switch was only $300. Well, how long ago was that? Eight years ago? You're telling me we've had a 50% price increase on a fucking console generation? Yes. 50% inflation? Yeah, that's not that's not crazy Well, we got to bring that down. We got to bring that down

What do you want like free video games is that what you're after I? Want a world yeah in which we have we have an endless first of all the consumer is an idiot We understand this we need a world in which consumer is an idiot. We understand this. We need a world in which we grapple with the fact that there is endless waves of media already existing for us to consume. Okay. Everybody talks about, look at my Steam library. I got all these games in my Steam library. I think even the Steam guys were going, Hey, we realized something is that most people don't even play the game. So we can just sell them for like three dollars They're just happy to own the fucking thing

Okay, yeah, you have such a glut of media. There's so much available to you Why would you go pay $80 for Super Mario Kart world? Why? Because it's fun It's Mario Kart you have Mario Kart. Well not that one. You've got like world mode open world mode where you're Not that one. You've got like world mode, open world mode where you're jumping around in the castle and stuff. I don't even get, I don't even, are you asking why people play video games? I'm asking why the price of video games needs to go up. I don't think it needs to go up. Well, because they gotta pay artists and stuff. But okay, we have the most competitive marketplace ever. there are more video games being put when Supply and demand would necessitate that when the supply increases

Prices go down. No, there's no no have though. They're all shit So that's what you guys are gonna say. It's all you have to have good games not shitty games They're all shit. It's just fucking Mario Kart again Mario Kart was never never that good to begin with. I never understood Mario Kart. I don't get it. Oh, I race around and then I get hit by a shell right before I win. By your friends. That's what- that's why it's good. By your friends. Because you're fucking your friends over and stuff. Yeah, oh, you use the mushroom- you use the blue mushroom.

Have you seen that- have you seen that thing where the- Have you seen that thing where the guy races his dead brother's ghost car but he doesn't ever beat it? Because then he'll lose the ghost car. Because then it'll disappear. Yeah, that's what the 80 bucks is for Vito. It's like an interactive art form that evokes deep emotions from people. It's not a fucking $3 cash grab!

Right now I'm playing a Super Mario RPG on the Nintendo Switch. I got it for 20 bucks because I waited like a rational consumer for the inevitable price drop. You wait for that shit? You wait for video games and play them on the cheap? Like a fucking castrate miner? Yeah, I got Spider-Man. I was talking to Randy who's also playing Spider-Man.

And you know what he said? He said, this is great. I don't know why I never played this. It's only 10, 20 bucks. And I go, yeah. And I told him, yeah, you should play those Batman games, too. Those Batman games are only 10, 20 bucks. There is so much.

Those ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you play those? Yeah. They're fantastic. Yeah, my brother-in-law bought that game. And I went over to his house every day for a week and beat it and played it and beat it. Yeah. Yeah, it was fantastic. Yeah, my brother-in-law bought that game and I went over to his house like every day for a week and beat it And played it and beat it

Yeah, yeah, that's a good game. It's it's really good man The one where you drive the Batmobile around is not as fun, but still okay Arkham Knight Regardless, I mean I look at I look at my backlog of video games I've I've and here's the worst part is I am tempted because that new Donkey Kong game looks really fucking fun. How much is that? It looks really good. I think it's 70 bucks. Who cares? Just buy it. Look, I would say that on the rare game, the Nintendo tax is real. Nintendo has always been very pricey with their games. Okay, I understand sometimes with a Nintendo game.

It's always been like $50! Now, it was $50 when I was a kid. Now it's $70? That's nothing. That's no increase at all. The point is that the supply, we have such a glut. And if you just wait a year, you get, I, why would you, you know, right now I'm looking, you know, all the top games of like two years ago are now like 20 bucks.

10 bucks, 15 bucks. Yeah, but only losers are playing them. All the cool people are playing like what's now. Well, that's the thing is, you're watching like Guardians of the Galaxy 3 right now and going like, hey, does anyone want to talk about this piece of art? And everyone's like, no, cause art is contextual.

Art is, the context of art is time dependent. So obviously fucking not. Well, it's actually interesting. I was thinking about that is have we as a society grown farther apart because we no longer have a shared media language that there's so many shows and so many movies and so many video games where you could it's back of the day would be like

Hey, did you see jaws? Yeah, I saw jaws you talk about jaws your buddy now You know I might talk to you and I go. Hey, did you watch strangers things? He goes no you watch Game of Thrones and no you watch Breaking Bad. He goes no you watch Whatever other five the tutors. What are you talking about? Yeah, cuz you have a fucking you have a wife and you got to sit there and watch fucking shows with her to pretend that you're in a relationship. I saw Breaking Bad before we started dating. I've seen Stranger Things. Okay, but there's, I haven't seen Stranger Things.

I watched like one episode. I think you just don't have anyone to talk to about TV shows. I don't think there's anything to watch. I don't know what to watch. Have you ever tell me to watch, you were telling me to watch Severance? Was that you? Maybe. Severance is was that you? Maybe. Severance is good.

I don't know. The point is there's so much shit coming out now that I feel like the human experience we're getting farther and farther apart because we no longer have a shared media landscape. Who the fuck are you talking about? We're actually forming parallel economies but the parallel economies are not divided along. Everybody's watching Superman. Everybody watched it.

You could go talk to... I'm talking to my mom about Superman. Well, that's what's rare. See, it's rare when there is a shared thing like that. Everybody's talking about Kanye's Hail Hitler. Everybody's talking about the same shit all the time. Not everyone's talking about Kanye's Hail Hitler. They were when it came out.

In a way, you know what? The Marvel popularity might... The like Marvel cinematic universe or whatever The popularity might not be based on those movies being good in any way. They're fine It's more just the fact that it's something you can watch and relate to other human beings who have watched Why do you think it's any different now than it ever was? Because we got more shit being made. We have an entire generation of NEPO babies who are flush with trust fund cash and they have time to waste on making fucking electronic music and every streaming service in the world

is giving them a chance to jack off on screen and they're just making constant bullshit. Are you getting into like newsletters? This sounds like newsletter talk. I'm researching black holes. No, that's Mr. Girl. Yeah, ain't nobody talking about fucking Mr. Girl's black holes. They're talking about Mr. Beast, they're talking about Severance, they're talking about Mr. Beast, they're talking about Severance, they're talking about Superman, all the same shit. Everybody's watching the same shit.

That's why it's popular, because it's good. That's not true. There's a lot of stuff that people are not watching. What are they not talking about? Not everybody's watching Fish Tank, because they keep taking it away from us. Well they were for a little bit. Now they're not. Video games should not be $70. It's silly. It should not be $80. And now they're talking about Grand Theft Auto is going to be like $100.

And you'll go, well, yeah, because you're going to play. You're going to play Grand Theft Auto forever. Yeah, you're going to play it for a thousand hours. It should all be made by American people. American craftsmen doing American video games. It should all be here. I don't want chop shop North Korean animators making our fucking games.

It should be $300 a game. Fuck, fuck poor gamers. Fuck cheap broke ass gamers. Fuck you. You don't get to play games because you don't have a job Everyone with jobs gets to play games That's my power. I really want to play that. I really want to play that Donkey Kong game I'm really mad because I haven't I keep going. I got nothing to play on this fucking Nintendo switch

I wish they would make a good Nintendo switch game. They go. Yeah. Hey, we finally made another good Nintendo switch game I go awesome. They go you gotta buy the new switch if you want to play it I'm like man, you couldn't you put it on the the one I got no I really got to get a 450 dollar Do you think do you think that people spend the same amount on games and just buy less games if they were more expensive Do I you think they are more expensive what do they were way more expensive, do you think they would spend the same amount on games and just buy less games? Hmm. Is that a real thing?

The average American I think would, well I mean the money would get moved around. They would buy less games if games cost more money. Less games, more expensive, yeah. So the better games would win. Sure, yeah. That'd be great. More money for less games. Less games, more expensive. Yeah, so the better games would win. That'd be great. More money for good games. Not necessarily.

Well, but then you're saying, it's not the better games win, it's gonna be, I gotta get the most value for my buck. So the only thing that's gonna get made are these long, repetitive bullshit fucking- Like what? Fetch quest simulators. Like what?

Like Horizon Zero zero dawn which I thought I liked for the first hour I played it and I realized wait this is the whole fucking game I'm just a lady collecting fucking cyber triangles forever is not everything that can happen yeah well that honestly every game I play now you're either picking up triangles or diamonds. Yeah I mean, I'm playing a fantasy game. Yeah, dude. Have you played those new Final Fantasies? No, I don't play any of this shit. I have a kid okay job

No, I'm saying about video game. Is he seven you didn't play Final Fantasy 7 remake or whatever. Oh, yeah, I played the first one Yeah, yes, you're just running around and as you're running around, there's just like, uh, like UI with like a line pointing to like a diamond. And it's like, you go over to it and it's like, you found some grass and they're everywhere. Everywhere you go, there's like little items scattered everywhere that are marked on the map. And you're like, this is all I do. I just run around and I hammer on the X button. I pick up as much grass and bullshit, because every video game has that now.

Well, just ignore it. When I played the original Final Fantasy VII, there wasn't a million little triangles everywhere. I was like, oh, you can use that to craft. You could craft with that. There's a crafting menu now. Have you tried crafting? Yeah, but you're the guy fucking playing

Final Fantasy X card games. So it's you are the consumer that they're trying to target with this stupid shit. I like card games. Card games are different. Card games inside of a game. Retarded. I would sit there and go, who the fuck is playing this shit? Here we go, it's Vito. Well, every game now is collecting triangles. And, uh, I've had enough triangles in my life. I don't know if that Donkey Kong game has triangles and I've had enough triangles in my life.

I don't know if that Donkey Kong game has triangles. I hope it doesn't. It's got bananas. Because I want to play it. It's got bananas. It's got bananas. Which are better than triangles. Alright, good problem.

Even if the bananas are made out of triangles, that's fine. So video games are too expensive? That's your problem? Yes. Cheap ass. Too expensive. The consumer deserves better. Okay. You need a better consumer. I didn't even get into the DLC. cheap ass to the consumer deserves better

okay I need a better consumer I didn't even get it in the DLC I didn't even get it in that shit yeah, I mean, things that cost money that's, we get it sell me the base game for 60 bucks if you wanna make extra money

trick other people into buying the bullshit side missions I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Video gamers, maybe Trump did this or something, but you guys are like the most whiny, entitled consumer. You're worse than organic. Hitler. You're worse than Hitler. I mean, you know, that's what people would say. You're much, much worse than Hitler. Even like women who want organic produce, they will put in the effort and they will pay more and they understand like that more work went into this

but you guys are just you just bitch about Everything this video game is too much of this not enough of this is no sliding scale organic produce Yes, it's a higher quality product. So cost more but all video games have to fit in this fucking $70, $80 slit now. Well the expensive ones do. You could go buy some crap and pay $3 for it, or maybe a good game. I like crap. Yeah. You guys, the video gamers, that's a good problem.

The complaining comes out of you guys. We need to establish a society that agrees to live three years behind the rest of society to save money. So we only talk about movies that came out three years ago. And the worst thing is you're being subsidized. You are being subsidized by the people paying full price. We only talk about TV shows that came out three years ago.

Your lifestyle of spending nothing on games is being subsidized by the people paying full price. And you're bitching about the full price price even though you don't fucking pay it. That's what makes it the worst part. That's how they get you. All right. My problem is things with wheels that whack your shins. Things with things with wheels that you whack your that whack your shins like wagons and

strollers and like luggage carts Where you you're pulling it behind you like a wagon or a stroller in my case where I? was about to say how many wagons you've been pulling lately one and one stroller and Okay engineered in such a way where for some reason, I don't know who's designing this shit. I don't know who it works for, but you're pushing it and you're holding onto the front and every fucking step you take is whacking your shins on some sort of a crossbar, on some sort of an axle, right?

You're walking and pushing it, whacking your shins. This is not just a baby problem either. Real life products. You're pulling, not pushing. Or either one, or you're pulling a fucking wagon and if the handle was like a foot longer, you wouldn't have to worry about the goddamn thing catching your Achilles tendon and crippling you in the middle of the street

or whacking your sandals. You're saying the handle needs to be longer? Yeah, if the handle's long enough you can walk without worrying about catching your heel on the wagon. Similarly... Or maybe you're just too tall. What's the average male height? It's probably designed for an average male guy. Probably designed for an average woman, but I don't think... Yeah, there you go. Well, it's not... You need a male wagon. You're pulling a lady wagon around is what I'm hearing here. Lady wagons then.

That's the problem. Did you accidentally buy a lady wagon? You can't. There's no male wagons for... When you go to the wagoneer, you gotta talk to the guy. In Alaska, you'll say you get a mail wagon or a lady wagon. They don't have mail wagons. You gotta go to a mail wagon of course. They don't have mail wagons.

Maybe there can be an extender. You're going to a bad, I'll hook you up with my wagon guy. Okay? You get a bad wagon guy. Do they throw in a bluey shirt for you? No, but you get a discount if you wear one. I swear, I think it's not just for women. It's any sort of wagon, not just for baby stuff, any sort of wagon.

Like the fucking Home Depot carts are also like this. The big ones that you, the giant ones that I don't even know what you're supposed to put on them, and they're all crooked. The giant platforms that you walk around with they're all shin bashers You're walking around you have like a store You're talking anywhere any kind of wagon you're walking around you have to walk to the side Any kind of wagon any kind of wagon that bashes your fucking shins any kind of wagon? Where you have you see a vehicle with four wheels on it, do you have to look at that wagon?

That's a wagon. But not if you're not worried about bashing your shins on it. When you go to the grocery store and you go, honey, where'd I put our wagon? I gotta put this milk in our wagon. The basket of the wagon is full. I got no room left in the fucking wagon. The grocery store's right on the edge. I don't know why the grocery store has this figured out,

but you can pretty much walk in a grocery store without whacking your shins. But every other wagon, well, every other wagon, every other type of wagon, you will bash your shins on the front or catch your heels in the back and it's maddening. It's maddening.

I feel like the shopping wagon kind of has a slope. It's not like straight down to get to the wheels. So it kind of does protect your shins there. Yeah. And my stroller goes forward, but then it cuts back to whack your shins. Your strolling wagon, of course. My stroller wagon cuts back. Strolling wagon. My stroller wagon. That's my problem.

What kind of wagon did you get? Was that on the baby registry? Yeah, I don't know. I fucked up because I didn't know that there's like compatibility issues. So I just added shit. I added shit because I didn't want to not get free shit. But I also had other things.

Don't they have ones that like one thing you can take the baby carrier and put it directly into the wagon or? Yeah, but I didn't like, they're not interlocking So I don't know. I don't know if my wagon supports the the baby So your kids gonna grow up with incompatible wagon technology that can fucking lose my mind If I try to put if I try to put that

Wheel that height that car seat into the wagon and it's not compatible or it's janky in any way, I will fucking lose it. I think that's what's going on, man. You gotta get all the same brand. You gotta pick a premium brand. But it doesn't matter because I pull the puller out, like the lever, you know. Yeah.

And then I'm walking with it and every step, I'm worried about it scraping the back of my heels. So it's a nightmare. You got to get a dad pads for my heels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get they strap on around your legs. It's like a cushioning like a catcher's that a like the catcher pads back of your legs. It's also because young children will knownaw on the ankles early on.

So you gotta have like something for them to sink their teeth into, otherwise they might get a tendon. I need a rope that I can tie around the handle. So I can tie it around the kid for a second. I was gonna say that's not gonna help. Whatever it takes. I'm sick of worrying about, I'm sick of every fucking thing with wheels trying to hit me in the shins or hit me in the back of my feet. I don't know why I don't know why this is happening You got strong calves though. You'll be alright. I don't I'm like earthworm Jim. I don't have any calves at all Well, that's a problem. You gotta work on that. That's my problem. Nobody wants a father with weak calves, Dick.

Give that kid what he deserves and work on that. Okay. Alright, here's my problem, Dick. Hey, is Mr. Medicker dead? That's the rumor. Oof. That guy owes me a last call from the hospital, so he better not be dead. Why didn't you buy the t-shirt? That's a good

question. Well they take it out of the t-shirt. Well the t-shirt's a suicide t-shirt. But if you're like, if you're terminal you could buy the t-shirt if you know you got like weeks to go. Well no they'll take it from your estate then. The reason the suicide works is because you're fucking over everyone who loves you anyway so just give me money. That's the job. Yeah, but can they take... I guess they can take it from the estate. That's a good point. Of course. Yeah. All right, Dick. My problem is guys who won't admit to having a gay experience. Now, obviously I've had gay experiences, you've had gay experiences, and I don't know why it's such a big deal for guys to just admit to it.

It is not a big deal. There's a lot of guys who because of internalized homophobia, you know, they're worried about being perceived as gay. They don't want to admit to their gay experiences to whatever they've done. And the world would be a lot healthier and happier if men just were open about it and just said, yeah, you know, I've done some gay stuff. It's not a big deal. Everybody's done it. Why would it be healthier?

Why would they be happier if they did that? Well, because like, there's a lot of repressed, you get into conversations with guys and they're clearly lying through their teeth where they go Oh, you know, I'd never do any gay shit I fucking I would never suck dick and you show them like a really hot you go Hey, look at this really hot trans chick and they go if she came near my dick I'd fucking blow her head off and you go no you wouldn't no you wouldn't you'd let her suck your dick

Obviously, there's no really hot trans chick. No. What are you talking about? There's no really hot trans chick. There are many really hot trans chicks who look really fucking good! Ha ha! To you, maybe. But not to a straight man. See? Right there! Right there! Right there!

This is exactly what I'm talking about. They don't! There are no really hot trans there, this is exactly what I'm talking about. They don't, they're no really hot trans chicks. This is exactly what I'm talking about. They're shaped like a fucking rectangle. I knew it. Maybe they can get like one picture from like, from like an angle, like from the James Webb telescope. That like refracts around a fucking black hole and they're like, yeah there, look there, Hunter Sch Schaefer's hot look at this one picture like okay Let's see any other picture

Not hot guy So a perfect example of what I'm talking about is dick Masterson who has to put on this This facade of this so I would never oh my god. They don't even look good like Shit oh my not all of them but some of them do now you're telling me there's you're telling me of every trans chick you've ever seen in the history of the world not a single one of you said yeah I'd let her give me a blowjob no you're lying you're so lying this is so silly you know it's ridiculous it's not a fucking woman, dude! What do you mean? They're hot.

Who cares if it's a woman? It's a trait of a fucking individual who wants to suck your dick. Why would you, oh my God, I can't believe this. The Durax Global- You're fucking gay, not all of us are as gay as you. It's fine, but- Right, because the problem is guys who won't admit

to having a gay experience. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Have you ever had a gay experience? No. What you're saying is... You've never had a single gay experience. I'm having a fucking gay experience right now. Wait a minute.

What you're saying is... What you're saying is... A gay experience is... Uh... A man who completely passes and is a hot woman. That's what you're defining as a gay experience. Not two men being gay, but a guy trying- the guy pretending to be a woman so much that you're attracted to him as a woman. Do you understand how fucking stupid that is?

I'm saying that's the most extreme form of, okay, well obviously I'd like this creature- That's straight! What you're describing is straight Who looks exactly like... If having sex with a trans woman is straight No, you're saying that a trans woman is so hot that it's like a, that it's a real woman It's indistinguishable from a real woman Yeah, that's straight, what you're saying is, yeah, that's straight Okay, what if she has a dick?

What if she still has a dick? Well, that's not real, That's not a real thing. Okay. So Dick, who is claiming to have not had a gay experience, which is a lie, and we all know it, it's very obvious because he, uh, guys hide this.

I get it. I thought my wife was a guy, that's why I came here, now I have a kid. Fuck me, right? I'm not saying you have to have multiple gay experiences, but I'm sure at some point in college you might have jerked a guy off Put your lips on a penis or something or looked at sis you did something. I just don't know That's fine All right dick doesn't want to talk about this guy's experience That's fine a lot of guys don't and you don't have to talk about his experience, that's fine. But a lot of guys don't, and you don't have to talk about it.

But, Durex found in a 2005 survey that 70% of- Durex the condom? Well, you know, who's going to pay for this stuff if not Durex? Okay, always lying. 17% of men globally reported having a homosexual fantasy with numbers higher in more liberal countries. I believe that. One in five guys are fucking gay, yeah. with numbers higher in more liberal countries. I believe that one in five guys are fucking gay, yeah.

Well, it's interesting. In the UK National Survey of Sexual Attitudes, 7.2% of men ages 16 to 74 reported having at least one sexual experience with another man. That's 7.2%. And remember, that's only the people who are willing to admit it. So we can assume, due to internalized homophobia and repression,

the numbers are probably double that. In France, which is the gayest country ever, 14% of Frenchmen have had at least one homosexual experience. 14%. Okay? And again, you gotta double that and extrapolate. Is that before they were taken over by Somalia?

I believe so, yeah. Now the numbers are far lower. Higher, higher actually. The black community is gay as fuck. There's way higher rates of being gay in the black community. And I'm saying that as a compliment. What's interesting is they've done a compliment. Well, it's interesting. Yeah.

What's interesting is they've done a research. You know how there's always that thing where the guys who are the most homophobic are probably gay? They've actually tested this and found that that may actually be true. So they did an implicit association test. This would be, I go, hey, Dick,

I'm gonna show you a series of images. Everyone who doesn't super chat is gay today. There you go. Everyone who's not super chatting is a homosexual. So I could show you a series of images and then I would ask you to say- Are you gonna show me cocks? Are you gonna show me pictures of cocks?

We're not actually gonna do it. I should have printed out some- Are you showing me pictures of cocks? I should have printed some stuff out. So you show people, you know about pictures of cocks. Are you showing me pictures of cocks? I should have printed some stuff out. So you show people pictures of a variety of things. And you have them either go, yes, that's me, or yes, that's not me. So I might show you a picture of an apple.

You go, oh, that's me. I fucking love apples. I want to get that apple cock in my mouth. Well, you love apples. I show you a picture of a black guy. You go, well, that's not me, because I'm not love apples. I show you a picture of a black guy. You go, well, that's not me, cause I'm not black. And I show you a picture of a black guy's cock. Actually, I would picture a normal size black penis

because that's how gay I am. I'm not even picturing a giant black penis. I'm picturing a normal one. Yeah. Well, the idea is if you hesitate before answering, what they're actually testing is how long it takes you to decide if the picture associates with you. So if I showed you a picture of two guys having sex and you got to kind of think about whether or not...

I would kill you. Immediately I would kill you. I would strangle you. I think you would hesitate. You go, well I don't want to say that represents me, but I am intrigued by the pictures. It turned out that the people who took the longest to answer, to go, uh, that's not me, ended up being the most homophobic later on. Everybody else just instinctively go, ah, that's not me. No, I'm not into that gay shit. The guys who took the longest to say, no, no, that's not me, were the ones who later when asked were told, yeah, I fucking hate gay people the most. And the worst.

What group is funding this study? The, uh, the prank Institute of Israel. What the fuck kind of retarded study is this with gay shit? Alfred Kinsey's famous studies from 1948. And look, I know this was a bad guy, but his research has Alfred Kinsey's famous studies from 1948, and look, I know this is a bad guy, but his research has... Wait, he was? Alfred Kinsey?

You don't know about that guy? What did he do? Well, he did a lot of studies of sexuality and stuff, and he said, I really want to know what's going on with these kid touchers. And he got into, like, basically correspondence with them where they would like send him letters about you know, how many kids they were fucking and how they were fucking them or whatever. And uh, people have suggested like, well maybe you making those guys feel like they were an important subject of research made them want to go molest more fucking kids for your

research and shit like that. Wow. They're like, I don't think you thought about maybe you were like you know helping perpetuate this. Yeah that's bad but that's I mean that's on the cops. That is bad. It's on the cops. That's on the cops. Well he didn't report anybody though that's the other thing but I think he tried to keep it anonymous so maybe he didn't know their identities. Was he gay? I don't know. I don't know if he was gay. I don't think he was gay. don't know. I don't know if he was gay.

I don't think he was gay. I do think- I mean, his famous- Yeah. I do think that Sam Altman and Dave Rubin belong in prison for having surrogate babies. What do you think about that? Okay, well, I think- And taking them away from their moms.

What do you think about that? I think if I showed you a picture of gay sex. You would take a little too long to answer. And Alfred Kinsey's famous study he found, and this was 18,000 in-depth interviews, 37% of men in the sample reported having at least one homosexual experience to the point of orgasm. Out of 18,000 interviews 37% of men had had an orgasmic homosexual experience and 10% was having He was having it. Well homosexual experience to orgasm something sexual is going on 10% of men were Exclusively homosexual for at least three years they claimed yeah, and maybe change their minds so look all I'm saying is,

look I've had a number of lovers, you know? I've had men, trans women, regular women, whatever you want. Hahahaha! Babies? Run the gamut. No babies. No babies? Two baby men at one time?

Well, I tried to do the baby thing, but I went out of the room There's already two in there and I said fuck fuck got dressed up for my god I came all the way here. It's cool. I don't understand why there's controversy over it. It's very cool I don't I got no problem. Cuz what do you like? like It's very cool. I don't I got no problem with it. Cause what do you like someone's gonna make fun of you and you're like goo goo gaga man. Like what are you? What can you say to that? Yeah. Oh you're funny. I hate this baby shit.

Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo right? And you win. You can't. You can't. Did you ever see a there's a great clip I forgot what show it was. Where who was the it was Fred Armisen as a baby and then he pays a girl, yeah he pays a girl to like, baby him or whatever, and then she goes, alright where's the money? He goes, I'm a baby, babies don't have money. Yeah, I think that was uh, I think that was starting a live thing. I'm just a baby. No, it was that- it was that fucking- it was that stupid-

Portlandia? No, it was the two girls, the really Jewy looking girl, that has a fucking- Whoa! Whoa! Well, she does! She's like clearly a Jewish comedian. Whoa!

Whatever. Whoa! If you look up Fred Armisen Baby, it was from like a- I'm just a baby. I'm just a baby? I'm just a baby. I don't have money. I don't have money.

I can give you my blocks, I think he says. That's a good bit. Look guys We've all done some gay stuff. You don't even got to be proud of it. Maybe try to you didn't like it Point is it's not a big deal. We can talk about it. Normally it's not it. Whatever. We've all done it No, it's etiquette. It's an etiquette thing because being gay. It's cool and It's easy, but it's gay Yeah, it's gay But you don't want to be like you don't be just like dumping all of your sexual exploits on people all the time

So you got to keep it you got to keep it under control You can keep it close to the chest, but you don't got to go like I can't I can't imagine Why anybody would do any gay stuff when you know you've done gay stuff. Yeah, but it's like the- It's like metallic- Just go like, ah, you know, some guy's like doing gay stuff. Hey, what can you do? Nah. It's way more fun.

I think guys are trying to bet they had a bad gay experience. You can't catch me doing any gay stuff. And all guys are like, me either. You can't catch me doing any gay stuff. And then you're trying to catch them doing gay stuff. That's way more fun than what you're saying, this like therapist shit, where everyone's honest about their feelings and stuff.

It's way more fun the way we're doing it right now. If you would have sex with a lady robot, right? Cause we would all have sex with a lady robot. Who programmed it, a man or a woman? Obviously a man programmed it. What did he, did he program it to do gay stuff or straight stuff? 50% chance every time you have sex with a robot, there's a 50% chance it's

programmed with a male personality. Uh, no, I'm not, I'm not gonna have sex with a robot. You're not taking those odds. No. You're not going to take those odds. What if it would be the most incredible? First of all, it's neither male nor female. It's a robot at this point.

No, am I going to get made fun of. No am I gonna get made fun of? If it has a male brain someone's gonna say you're gay Yeah, and then it does like a male voice after I come Then I'll I don't want that. I'm not gonna have done that then I'll, I don't want that. I'm not gonna have done that. All right, it's the sexiest female robot of all time. It looks exactly like Hitomi Tanaka, has the perfect sensation of human skin.

There's a 1% chance that as you're fucking it, it'll go, my name is Steve. No, I know a Steve, I don't want that. All right. Would you do that? I would have sex with the Hitomi Tanaka robot that might be a man every, uh, for one minute out of every day it becomes a male robot. I think you just want to drag everybody down into your gay shit so you can make fun of

them. I'm not gonna make fun of them! I'm specifically not gonna make fun of them! I think it's fine! It's fun! It's cool! Mmm. Gay guys are having a lot of fun. They're having a lot of fun.

I know that's why we can't, that's why we have to be vigilant. The anal tearing, you gotta, yeah, you gotta stay away from that, but just jerking each other off, it's fun. Just do that. We have to be vigilant about doing gay stuff or else it's all we'll do.

We won't go to work. We'll just do gay stuff because it's just endless party, no dealing with women. Women are always happy to see you when you're gay. When you're straight, no woman has ever been happy to see a straight man. But you're gay, women light up like a fucking slot machine, like a Christmas tree when you walk into the room. Hello, like, ooh, a gay guy.

So we have to be very vigilant as men to not be gay. I don't know, I don't agree with that. I think at this point the women are toxic and poison and they're little traps and Just fuck other guys at this point who cares. If you find a guy who can dress like a lady good enough You don't gotta interact with regular ladies anymore. But that's not gay, you're not being gay then! You gotta find a guy that's gonna dress in like a suit. Like a three-piece suit and be a man. That's gay! Not a guy who's gonna dress like a woman. That's straight! You're being straight! I guarantee our audience would say having sex with a trans woman is gay. Well, it's gay, but it's you trying to be straight. That's what I'm saying. You need to fuck a guy.

It's an alternate form of straight and gayness. It's like it's like it's like you're trying to be straight, but you're fucking up That's what you're doing All I'm saying is if a guy offers you a hand job Try it out see how it feels and you'll be part of the Americans who are honest with themselves About trying new experiences and having a good time. How much are you being paid by global homo? And that's the bottom line. Alright, that's the show. Go to patreon.com slash biggest problem. Or else you're gay. Thanks for listening.

You gonna do super chats? Yes. What was your problem? Gay stuff? Not gay stuff? Uh, guys who won't admit to having a gay experience. Okay. Guys who won't admit... Guys who won't... Gay experience deniers. Gay experience deniers.

Gay experience deniers and too expensive of video games. Okay, what a fucking mind-bender. Too expensive... video games. Okay, what a fucking mind-bender. Too expensive. Video games. And mine was whacking your shins and your heels on wagons. Wagons that whack your shins and heels. Wagons that whack shins and heels and vibe-coding. Okay, great.

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I don't really know that but whatever. I don't really know that much about Superman I don't think. I guess what do you need to know? He flies around. You can come up with two things you hate about Superman without even thinking about. I only know the spin doctor's song about Superman. Yeah. And that Hootie and the Blowfish song, I think. He gets his high from a yellow sun. That one. If I go crazy, would you still call me Superman? Uh, wait, what? If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand? Oh, yeah, that song.

I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman. Yeah. Sight. Kryptonite. I remember hating. I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman Yeah, sight Kryptonite I remember hating that song was always on the fucking radio, and I was like the song is not good All right, maybe Superman. I don't know okay, okay? Well. You know you can always reach me by email Straturgery for five imagine submitting a super chat, but not chucking even more congrats and dick's ass No one wants that dick's beat nobody wants that thing. Is this where I issued the formal congratulations on having a child? Sure, whatever you want. Congratulations. Well, I already I already congratulated 80s girl and oh, thank you. I Suggested a good middle name and she said shit that would have been good

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Wouldn't it be a moil does the circumcision? Yeah. I don't think anybody knows how to spell moil though. Clap, trap, destroy. I haven't. Or no, they have, but like I don't remember. Is there an episode with a circumcision? Maybe I haven't seen all of Seinfeld.

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If you go if it's your first night in Baby Club, you have to be a baby. A five club sketch where there's just two guys acting like babies. And a bunch of guys- no this is a sketch and there's two guys- like a whole crowd of guys watching two guys crawling around and playing with blocks. Yeah, you're making fun of it. You see the way you see the way he stacked those fucking blocks yeah that's fucking that's fucking baby pain he's crazy in the baby in the baby ring. Coo for two put some baby emojis Riley and friends for 10 I really don't give a shit what happens to the government but I would like all the

people we know great children to be jailed, to be ruled from power. Steve or two, why? Riley, you gotta grow up, man. It's a lot harder than that, dude. I don't know what's going on. It's a lot harder than that. You gotta grow the fuck up, bro. There's kid rapers in your neighborhood, right now.

They live down the street from you, they're all over the fucking place. The best thing we can do is get rid of all the illegals. That's a great first start to get rid of all the rapists. But you guys want a magic solution to everything where we arrest government pedophiles and then all of a sudden everything's better. It's retarded. The problem is guys like JD Vance and all these right wing guys kept saying like, oh, we're going to get them, we're going to get them, we're going to get Clint. It's like with Hillary when they're like, we're going to put her in prison, we're going

to put her in prison. They just say shit because it gets them all riled up and then they don't deliver on any of it. But the problem was putting Hillary in prison was less of an issue to people than the idea that there's a super cabal of pedophiles molesting everybody. But only internet people care about Epstein. Normal people do not give a fuck about Epstein. And the internet people, like, podcasters only make money if they're saying everything sucks. And everything Trump is doing is amazing, except for Epstein. So now they're all fucking crying

about Epstein constantly because they know their dumbest listeners Think this is somehow like Pepe Sylvia the the thing that needs to happen and then everything will be good It's like no man. There's a lot of stuff that has to be fixed and the Epstein shit. Alright, I get it You know you nobody cares about the pedophiles. We got to build toaster factories Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like lecturing everybody. It's fucking- Yeah, I am. Whatever.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. Fuck you if you want the Epstein files out. Now it's all serious. Kill yourself. Now we got to- These are your guys, Dick. Your guys want these things.

I don't give a shit. I know you don't. I don't care about the Epstein shit. Uh... Steve for two, why did you think you should stream Bellatro? I like Bellatro. And I had nothing else to do. Utah-based Armenian for five, hey dick, have you ever heard of Tolagoni? Was the baby born bald by any chance?

Yeah, yeah, more retarded shit. Seedwells. Did you keep the Vito Plushie I left on your property? Oklovich for two, Richard's right, almost every charity is a scam. True. TDS Shorts for five, veto I can share a Google Drive folder with clips, DM me. Clips of what? D's Nets. I don't know what that means. Balder for five, adolescents race swap the kids, the kid is based off a black immigrant. I don't think that's completely true, but it is true that white kids are not stabbing anybody. The black immigrant kids are. He's right.

Kagon postal for two. Windows not all black. Get rid of them! Enough. Enough of our. Stop. Enough of our. Kagon postal for two. Windows 11 is rumored to be 30% AI code. It sucks. Oh, God. Jared for five. So this T-App was a bunch of women slandering men and all the women got doxed and roasted for it and that's a problem. Jared for two. The AI code thing was the problem, shithead. Not the app. Is shit so fair enough? Mike hunt for five. Is Figbat Digger Nick still around?

I'd like to hear his perspective on UK internet. I think so. Go find him. No idea. StuK for 2. FYI. AWS S3 buckets aren't public by default. So, okay.

So, hey Genesis for 5. I'm just glad that my best friend Vito is having a good time. Johnny Rocket for 10. Thanks for the maniac shout out stay tuned for super killer verse the Punisher part two Mike hunt for two will Hades to come out for super killer. Yes. I still haven't played Haley's I have did you say Hades is good. That's a great game Hades is I have it for this switch is it gonna be okay to play it on the switch. I played it on the switch It was great. Okay, well, then I will actually play it I'll it for the switch. Is it gonna be okay to play it on the switch? I played it on the switch It was great. Okay, well then I will actually play it. I'll glitch for five Hell yeah, Colombo rules by the way

That was Peter Falk's actual jacket that he brought from his home and one more thing veto is gay One more thing was just something that the writers put in because they couldn't think of how to segue into what he was saying So they put that in as like a stupid stopgap and then he did it. Just became his catchphrase. Yeah. One more thing. One more thing. Colombo is great.

Yeah. You know, they did do a spinoff starring his wife and that was the stupidest thing ever, right? I didn't know that. Who was his wife? It was just some blonde chick who also solved mysteries or some shit and they did like one season. What a nightmare. Why the fuck did we do this? You solve mysteries and you go home and you talk to your wife about her fucking mysteries? Fuck that shit. Some of the weird spin-offs out there are like the, you ever see the MASH spin-off where they work in a hospital?

No. But they only had, they only had the general radar and the bald guy because everyone else is like no I'm not making more mash. It's a it's a war story. Who cares if there's working in a regular hospital Riley and friends are five veto says we have Mario Kart at home spider to a $50 game in the 90s would be $120 now. That's still too much. Yeah. Mike Hunt for five. The Spartacus board game was unbelievably good for a game based on

a TV show. The game encourages backstabbing and treachery. There's a lot of good board games based on properties actually. I come buckets for two. Hey fat, your landlord's cottage looks like shit. Jared for two says vetoes problem is just not having friends King Stylo for 10 I don't want to hear video games are repetitive from this veto art art Who's been playing the exact same dog shit Final Fantasy game from 30 years of his very bald life? I have been playing that Final Fantasy. Well, I got to the final boss in that Final Fantasy 7, but it's like a two-hour boss battle so

DS Cooper for two veto shut up and buy donkey Kong. It's worth it I have to buy a whole $500 console to play donkey con How is 127 for five vetoes 100% correct about expensive repetitive games? This is why Final Fantasy 7 is universally hated by everyone. I think that's a dig at me Kagon pose for two veto and kind of was anti consumer stop feeding the machine It's about her eternal for five veto the guy who plays magic the same game for 30 years spent his mortgage payment every month on children's toys He's complaining about $80. Oh shit. Fuck yourselves. Oh

Yeah, cuz most of the games are getting not 80 bucks Riley and friends for five card games and video games are based. Shout out to card jitsu from Club Penguin That is a game for children, Riley. Why are you doing that? Kagon pose for two. Gamers bitch about everything stand for nothing. Beta Marklar for five videos wearing nerd face. I find it gross. Fashionably unemployed for five videos spends nothing on video games. So you can spend it all on expensive AV equipment and Magic cards which provide infinite entertainment. Spend it all on expensive AV equipment and Magic Cards which provide infinite entertainment. Man, I hope Dirk makes you buy some fucked up cameras like Gimbals.

Anything but the content. He wants to buy, look, he has two Sonys and he wants a third one so that it's a exact three camera thing. Yeah, but what are you gonna do about the backdrop? Like what the fuck was that green screen? Uh, I think the green, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna find either, well it'll be like a virtual set. It'll just be, we'll green screen a set back there. But how are you gonna cut to close-ups if you have a green screen? It's gonna look like shit. You just have three angles of the set and then depending on who you cut to you have a different angle of the set. Yeah, but the background is gonna be jarring, no matter what, if you use a green screen,

the background is gonna be jarring when you cut from the wide shot to the closeup, because it's not gonna track with your brain. Why? Because it's not a real thing. When you cut to the closeup. So you can make a virtual set, right? Yeah, right. When you cut to the close up. So you can make a virtual set, right?

Yeah, right. And then you have the wide shot and you see the set there. Yeah. And then if you cut to another camera, you cut to a different angle of that virtual set. But it's not gonna be real. So it's gonna look fucked up.

Well, a lot of people make it work, man. Yeah, but I'm telling you, what you're doing is gonna look bad Well, what would you put back there just like just do the green screen with no fake shit just put a curtain back But just have black they're like just make it red like yeah anything. Yeah, literally anything we can sure I Like yeah anything. Yeah, literally anything we can sure I did not you know come up with what? I just basically said put whatever yeah Yeah, but your partner is making bad decisions and you're getting dragged along and it's it's I mean, that's what I'm saying That's what it sounds like. I think it's a I think it's a fun learning process

You know, he hasn't made a lot of YouTube content and you can see you can tell he gets to read the comments and And then we're learning he's and we're all learning everyone's learning boss making a lot of mistakes a lot of mistakes Well, luckily my YouTube channels dead and a complete waste of time. Anyway, so I That's the other thing is I'm not really precious about what I'm putting up there. It's YouTube. But why? Well, you should be. You should be precious about it.

It's a big channel. I don't know, man. I just like, I just, I'm going to do this for fun. If people are into it, it'll be cool. And yeah, obviously my biggest problem is the audio. I don't need the visuals are less important. Audio is bad. Look, look, look, look. You're getting pushed around.

I'm not saying the audio was good. I up, shut up, I uploaded it. You're getting pushed around by somebody else. You got pushed around by your artist for Superkiller. Now you're getting pushed around. I'm not getting pushed around. By Dirk who's making you buy shit and who's fucking up audio and making bad decisions.

That's what I'm telling you. You gotta make people happy. No! You gotta defend your channel! Hold on if you can make people happy by making concessions and spending some money and they get what they want you get what you want. What's the worst thing that happens I get a camera okay I got a camera I probably should use a camera I'll sell my other. I don't like that camera anyway.

Yeah, but you don't have to do any of that. Just say, just shut up and use what we have. Use this lav, use this lav, fuck off with all these bad decisions. Do it the correct way. Well, I mean, it'll look good. You know, I get it. You know, guys, you're working with creatives. They have an idea in their head of what's gonna look best. You gotta beat it out of them. That idea. And I gotta pay for it. Yeah, it's your channel. Everyone's looking at you and they're like,

why would you do this? But you're not making the mistakes. Your friend is. First of all, I made the mistake of not saying, hey, let's not film this without two labs. If we don't have the right, because we didn't have the right memory card to record onto the one.

And we said, ah, the shotgun will be fine. I should have said, no, it's gonna be too much room noise. Yeah. My real question was, was his audio coming through the lab fine? His audio was perfect. Yours was fucked. Then that's all that matters Okay, why didn't you have the good mic? Why did you get bitched with the shotgun?

Why isn't shot was why isn't the shotgun mic on the number two guy? Oh? First of all there's no number two guy Guy the time the channel is called veto not fucking other guy number two is called fucking veto. It's a veto Joe It's an equal opportunity podcast All I care about you know what the audio is complete dog shit. It's terrible It's and it's undefendable. I'll say this sometimes You got to put a thing out there, so

Whatever yeah, I'm not gonna get into it. You don't have to spend all that money on a new camera though. That's what I'm saying I don't think I've that's a lot of money It's a lot of money. It's a lot of fucking money. Well, let's be clear I have a I do supposedly have a big YouTube channel if I'm taking this seriously, maybe I should invest some money in it. Okay Do I think I gotta buy the top of the line thing normally I'm a lot thriftier a lot whatever But if a collaborator tells me this is gonna make my life easier and make me a lot happier Who knows dick about YouTube, What are you talking about? Who's talking now?

He's a great guy. I love this guy. He's a great guy, but he doesn't know shit about video or audio. Vito, we all saw he doesn't know shit about video or audio. We saw it and heard it. Well, you know, again, it's technical issues. And I just kind of let him run wild with it and do what he wanted with it.

And now we're going to, now that we know, you know. Why is he costing you 1800 bucks? Isn't that crazy? Because I got to get a camera. Yeah, but you don't. You really don't. It's complicated. Oh Man I Could use a camera. I got it. It's it's let's put it this way

Based on I didn't want to get the camera Then you know last week or two the stocks are paying off. I went okay. I could probably get a kid And now then the stocks go back down and I'm gonna go why the fuck did I buy that fucking camera? Yeah, why the fuck did I let this fucking jackass who doesn't know shit about YouTube talk me into buying a fucking camera? Stop. He probably knows something about YouTube. I saw the video. He doesn't know a fucking thing about video or audio. Well, no, he knows audio. The problem was the audio. There was nothing for him to do.

There was nothing that he couldn't... The baseline audio was bad. There's only so much filters you can throw on it to try and make it good. All right. Buzz, let's put it this way. Okay, first of all, YouTube is an audio medium. Most people are not watching the video anyway. The video can look like dog shit.

What matters is the audio's gotta be good. The audio was very bad and that's the biggest issue. So Never again will I fill in next time if we go hey, we're missing a piece of equipment Postpone the recording or downgrade don't one person use a lav nobody uses a lav in that case Then it would be okay Then it wouldn't be well we again. Yeah, there was issues with a microphone Yeah, every for to airy in for two and I now and always have four bruises on my shins boss hog for three Canadian Thank you Jared for five hot trans chicks only exist in excessive Photoshop and anime No, I've met some K gone post two, trans women is a life hack for Vito.

It really is. So territory for five, imagine V's trying to get a BJ but instead they dicks chicks in his ass. Nobody wants that dicks and V's. Nobody wants that. Chris for one, thank you. Kagon post for two, I'm the straightest man here, sent many super chats.

Defending a gook. Something a gay guy would say, probably. Straightest man you., we're all gay guys as I have explained. Everyone is gay. Defoe's a knock for five. Thank you. Phil high for two. Vito loves lady boys. I want to go on. I want to go to Thailand. Do they got diseases? Those girls? Yeah. And you're going to be fucking an underage prostitute. So yes. Well I don't wanna do that, but I see all the promo videos of the ladyboys and the bars

doing karaoke and I go, well that just looks like a fun time! Yeah, like that legal mindset guy. He was like walking you through- That's why he's there! Fucking uh, well fucking prostitutes, but you don't know if they're underage or not. So you have to assume- Well that's not good. If somebody's fucking prostitutes in Thailand, you have to assume they've fucked an underage prostitute.

Because it's like, rampant. I'm sure you could like, you could figure out which ones are of age, I would hope. What are you gonna check the rings? Of their asshole? Oh wow, okay you got- You just gotta fuck the more, you gotta fuck the more mature ladyboys. Like, you know, they got a little more stubble. If you fucked a prostitute in Thailand, you fucked a kid. Congratulations.

Well don't say that, because now I can't go. You shouldn't go! There are fucking kids over there! Well I don't want to fuck the kids. Then don't go! Just the trans ladies Riley and friends for two says butt sex. Yeah scar for five. Imagine you buy a pleasure doll and veto chucks dicks in its ass incredible a

Couple more super chats here. Let's see. Let's see I just think Dirk is operating on like not taking your channel seriously With the decisions that are being made around equipment buying and audio recording. It's like, no, this is a big deal. You're coming in. You didn't work for this. So you don't care. You're making decisions like you don't care.

That's all I'm saying. No, I think he's taking you too seriously with the It's a mix Let's see Mike hunt for five watch the 1940 super cam and Kent cartoons. They're awesome the max they're all on YouTube Yes, the Flesher Superman cartoons are incredible and they're all a public domain So you can just put them on a DVD and sell it Johnny Rocker for five says Corrigan I started the maniac number one in August 2024. Just sharing Cody Titus for five says in house for episode 200 on second thought. Never mind. Vito really shouldn't be near anyone's child. Mike Hunt for five.

When I was born, the nurses took me to get circumcised without asking. My mother stopped them before I got the chop. She can also pass the war game. Mom's a guy. Wow. That's cool. See, every trans girl can pass the war game. Oh, that's a lady. Mom's a guy? Wow. That's cool. See, every trans girl can pass the war game. It's better than regular ladies. On the John for five.

Hey, I know a good way to pull that cart. That would actually be a good bit. Is get a bunch of trans women and see if they can name all the wars. Let me go, well, unfortunately, you have a man's brain because you know when all these wars were. Why is that a good bit? That's how we disproved. Well, because the whole thing is they go I got a female brain I go if you have a female brain there are a variety of tests that we can give you for instance draw the line on

this you know glass. Where's the water line? And if they pass you've disproved the liberal theory of the female brain You go well clearly you're a man. Yeah, you know that World War two started in 1938 yeah, that would be good On the John for five. Hey, I know a good way to pull that cart try pushing it They got you there see for two veto. Did you keep skits? So Sean's gift Beach hook for five veto just pay Johnny $100 for a streaming setup I promise he'll do better than whatever trash you're looking at. Well, the other the other problem is I'm in LA. I'm dealing with apartments

Okay Now if I was in a different part of the country and I could go to a guy's house and we got a big You know fucking room we can set shit up. Okay, but we're all dealing with cramped fucking apartment setups Yeah, you guys it's not hearing a bench together. It was weird We can set shit up. Okay, but we're all dealing with cramped fucking apartment setups. Yeah Bench together it was weird. Yeah, we were very close together So you can't get a very wide let's put it this way part of what we're you know, you go Hey, let's do it like red letter media and then you go those motherfuckers have a warehouse. They got a set You know, I'm I'm handicapped. I could rent a set in a, you know, they have like podcast studios.

You can rent and shit. That's like a waste of money. It's like $150 an hour. It's like, Oh my God. At that point, what's the fuck's the point? So, uh, trying to make content in a tiny, in these tiny LA apartments. Yeah. You're dealing with echo on the walls. You got to do sound treatment. His apartment is not set up for we're filming at his place and it's not ready to go. We did a trial run. It was dog shit and I said I probably shouldn't post this but for the sake of letting people see what we're up to and whatever and we did get good feedback and luckily people said the banter was at least kind of interesting

and that's at the core of it. As long as us talking about movies is interesting, we'll find a way to make it work. But the biggest thing is the audio. The audio matters way more in the video. Yeah, you shouldn't have to pay for that camera. Dirk should have to pay for it. Yeah, he's already got two cameras.

But she should, if he wants to buy it, he should pay for it, don't you think? I think I can get the camera. And if I don't end up using the camera, I sell the camera and I lose what? 300 bucks at the end of the day. So he should reimburse you for that. I can sell the camera.

The $300. I'll buy a used camera, okay? And if I don't like it, I can sell it. It's not that big a deal. No, he should buy it. It's like a rental. In fact, he should buy it and not even ask you. Like he should buy and say like, I realize it's on me.

I'm bringing, you're bringing your clout and your channel and I'm bringing everything else. So I'm gonna buy the camera. He should say that. I don't, he's not, the guy does not have a ton of money. I think it's, I'm the, I gotta pay. He's got a credit card though. I'm paying for stuff, trust me. I don't like paying for it, but I gotta pay. He's got a credit card though. I'm paying for stuff. Trust me.

I don't like paying for it, but I gotta pay for it. You're getting taken advantage of. It's... well, it's for my channel. I should be the one who figures out how to monetize it. Theoretically, if I do a good job, I can make the money back and fucking add revenue and whatever else. I don't know. Okay. If you... you're the... okay. If you say so.

Let us know what movie you would like the Corn Boys to review next. I saw a lot of people calling us the Corn Balls. That's not the name of the show! It's the Corn Boys. I saw some people calling you- Corn Balls is taken. Okay. Yeah. Steve for two. Vito, are you chewing on a bread tie? No, I'm chewing on a Q-tip, leftover Q-tip. Beachhook for two, puts a baby bottle

in a changing table icon. Baldr for two, video guy- I wanna get in this baby server, man. They got emojis and stuff, they got rules, sounds cool. Everyone should, every Discord server should have a baby server. I think it's that we should start a trend. No, Spar, no, you're doxing, doing real name stuff.

Don't do that. Come on. Come on. Keep it fun. Baldr for two, Vito got cucked on his own channel. Scar for two, my name is Conn... Wait. Is that not what I'm...

I didn't read it! I didn't read it! I don't know who that is! MikeHuntForFive, saying take... I thought it was one that you like Refreshed and saw saying take is the biggest problem in the universe hot take bad take it bothers me for some reason When someone says take I hear I suck cocks ox. Yeah, totally. Let me see here Please go to Thailand, says Stu K.

This week near Cambodia. All right, come on, let's pick this up. SkitsOShawNTV for five, what a jerk thing about me pulling up Sigma 10. Dick looking real slim, Vito looks like Vito. All right, everybody, thank you. That was a great show, goodbye. Okay.