The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 199

Episode Date: August 16, 2025

Ah, I'm yelling. Ah! I'm yelling. Oh, I clicked it. I clicked the wrong one. There we go. All right. Let's do the show.

Just one. People are saying make it higher volume. Do not listen to them. Stop listening to people in the comments. You have one person who will tell you the truth. It's the audio. Yeah, I know he's not. I know, I know Trio, Doug.

You never fucking yells. It's impossible to get pigs. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. It's the only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From racy voices to bad comedy show choices, I don't know which one is, what does that mean? Tempered Meatbag. What does that mean? Maybe because we were talking about Howard Stern?

Oh, yeah. Okay. Howard Stern, God. Can't wait to. Howard Stern, man. Do we talk more about Howard Stern? Well, Howard is putting out promos. You see the promos?

Who gives a fuck? Howard Stern. Have you seen the exciting Howard Stern promo? I want to see Howard Stern versus colon cancer. I want to see that fight. He's coming back. It's going to be big. He's going to come back and do what?

Cry about Trump? He's going to spill all the stuff. What stuff? And, you know, some of the, well, some of the staffers are apparently, there was like a New York Post article where they talked to the staffers and some of them said they're hiding all their best jokes from Howard because they think the show's going to end. It doesn't make any sense. It's a topical radio show. Who gives a fuck? What jokes are you hiding?

Who gives a fuck about Howard Stern? Howard Stern versus a dump truck. That's what I want, like Kermit the Frog when he gets whacked by that truck and Muppets Take Manhattan. Hold on. Do you want to see this? Do you want to see this promo? I don't want to start the beginning of the show with a fucking YouTube video. Are you nuts?

All right, well, I'm going to share a... It's not a YouTube video, it's a Twitter video, real quick. Raced, bass, voice actors. Number one problem. Race-based voice actors won. You won. Good job. Well, that was low-hanging fruit.

Sometimes you're bringing one of these problems, where you go, eh, easy W on the board. Row-hanging a fruit? It's got to do with Black Peer. taking jobs away from white people? When has that ever happened? It's a layup. When has a black... Is there something called a job that you can steal?

What do you mean? What's a... When has a black person ever taking a job from a white person? I did have our one black listener... Was there a professional being lateer at some point? Come on. Look, I know we're on the precipice of being the official podcast of the alt-right, but let's be clear.

We love black people. just sometimes well-meaning liberals give them too many jobs I think you turned your volume down and not your gain I turned the knob yeah the knob because you have no fucking idea what you're doing the knobs gain it's not volume I know there's no volume knob on this fucking thing

people there's no volume knob on what on the on the mixer there's a master volume knob you want me to turn that one I don't want you to touch anything now it's that's the monitors It's not even the volume. People who can't take a joke, number two. South Park falling off, number three.

That was stupid. Well, I mean... Negative 14. You know what I was re-listening to is that South Park movie had real good music. Yeah, it was a great musical. Like, shockingly incredible musical. Yeah. Yeah.

That's it? Well, it's just... You like the South Park movie? it's really good that's what drives me nuts about the South Park guys is like clearly with the movie they put in a lot of effort you know and when they do that the South Park products is fantastic

but then you're right they just kind of phone it in now and it's not as good well they're old once you get once you get past like 40 45 you can't make good content anymore I don't know if they but also I think their passions kind of changed like I think once they were writing that book of Mormon musical

Yeah. They're like, well, who cares about South Park, you know? And they kind of shoved it off this. And now they got that stupid restaurant. Have you looked at that at all? Just like if I have to. Like, I try to stay away from all that retarded shit. It's like an Instagram story.

Yeah. I try to not, like, consume any of that crap, you know. How's my audio, guys? Is it way too low? Test one, test one, too. Definitely ask the chat. Don't ask one per- Don't ask Trio-Dug.

Don't ask a bunch of people who are trying to fuck with you. The volume on your side. You have the volume of. I don't have it. So if there's a volume problem, it's on your end. Yeah, okay. Nick 415, did Vito just ask the audience

if they want a crowd fund for him to get a ticket to Chrissy Mayer's thing? Dude, you're joking, right? Were you joking about that? I'm not going to Chrissy Mayer's thing. I don't think it would be a I don't think I'd have anybody to hang out with Why is that

I mean what am I gonna do I don't know maybe me and Gino Bisconti would hit it off Why do you think that? I like the potato Who's the potato? Cardiff Electric Yeah you guys are probably good on great Is Cardiff the guy I was hanging out with?

I don't know who you were hanging out with He's got like a goofy voice Bedabler is that his Twitter account? You don't know I don't fucking know no I was hanging out with that guy at White Castle, we were having fun. You should go hang out at Chrissy's thing. You know who I'm good friends with?

Or who I feel like I have a camaraderie with? The toilet. Is KK. Carl's brother, who is a good guy. I like that guy. He's a nice guy. Dan Hibicki. I like hanging out with Carl's brother. People who use the term cape shit unironically are mentally challenged. How else do you describe?

Short-hand. Superhero crap. Yeah. I don't have a problem with that. Mike Dick, when we have visitors, I tell them if they're going to jack off, do it in the shower. At least there's a floor drain. Okay, I don't know what that's in reference to, but there you go.

Jack it off! Jay says, I like Vito's idea about Superman aging in real time. It would be interesting to see characters age as the series goes on. I hope Super Killer 1 comes out before Super Killer is 65. Yeah, that would be nice. Super Killer 2 is looking great

if you guys want to see some Super Killer 2. Super Killer 1. Not so good, but Super Killer 2. Now, that's a phenomenal. What's wrong with Super Killer 1? What do you think the big criticisms are going to be? What will the big criticisms of Super Killer 1 be? There's a couple panels where I know people are not going to like.

Well, people, the artist says a very particular style. You're going to get the same comments you got from Nell. Like Stephen Universe style. Like, ah. No, it doesn't look like Stephen Universe. You're going to get what Nell said. Why are the mouths like that? He draws like big old mouths of big teeth

And I'm like, I don't know man I think it looks cool But uh So that'll be the crazism in the mouths I've heard the complaints I know what they are So you already know What you think will be the biggest complaints

You already know what they are The big yes I already know Okay I've heard the whiners The criers, the criers going Oh Super Killers no good Yeah

Yeah Drew Seifis. Kind of figures Vito would be a postmodernist. I don't remember. That's from the bonus episode, I guess. The Superman one? How am I postmodernist? I don't know.

What is that possibly in reference to? That's an insult for smart people. I'm trying to nail that down. Wow, we dicks. Y'all may be shadow banned on YouTube. I haven't seen an episode show up in months. Like the episode, subscribe to it, I guess. That's probably, that'll help.

Well, the algorithm. I don't know if likes help the algorithm. We pop up on my feed Every time I open my feed I got our show and then every other show Commenting on our show pops up He goes, you got to watch Vito's Ruin his life

He's destroyed everything I don't need to watch that I'll be all right You got to watch you Here's another video of someone watching You oh thanks No thank you Yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of pocket

There's a not pocket watching But there's a lot of Don't use that like Analyzing comic universe here. Don't, don't do that. Like what do you mean? Wait, what do you mean? Like the Sturgis, all this, all these comic book

fucking retards are always talking about pocket watch. They have all this made up insults and lingo like it's like for normal behavior. Like a normal person's like, wow, I wonder how much money that guy makes. Oh, huh? That's more or less than I thought. And they're like, that's pocket watching. It's like, no bro, it's just like

you guys have a lot of words for like being normal I've noticed. I just can't follow it, man. And then I And then I go nuts because people go like, well, clearly, you know, Bumpkis Flumpkis, whose comic, you know, jackoff boy raised 20, I'm like, no, I can't follow this shit. Couldn't it be Jackoff man? No, it can't be boy. Well, it could be Jackoff man.

I thought you were going to say Jackoff Girl. And I'm like, well, that wouldn't work at all. Well, it would either be Jackoff man or a young Jackoff. It would not be Jackoff boy. Nobody's making a Jackoff boy comic. Speaking of great comic ideas, you were trying to goof. I think it was two episodes ago on my fantastic artwork. I showed you Detective Gooner

and you were like, this will never catch on. People are going nuts for Detective Gooner. There is now Detective Gooner fan comics. Detective Gooner is taken over. He's a hard-nosed cop who the only way he can achieve total. And that's not all that's hard about them. Yeah, exactly. There you go.

Peaking right there. And the only way he can get high-nosed cop. fucking IQ he's got a he's got a jerk off he's got a goon to achieve a level of a detective abilities that allow him to crack the case what do you mean what do you wait what do you mean like he'll be like god if only i could figure out who's behind the central park bombing and he goes i've got it toyota bring up some uh transsexual donkey porn she goes oh cooner i can't believe it and she shows to him and he goes into a state he goes into a trance and like numbers start flying around he's like but only the only one who had access to the park of that time would have been in the janitor and the janitor he could have put the bomb under the

and then as he comes like you know it's like it's the wise man time when you come you know the japanese wait a minute wait and i don't get it can you explain it again the japanese have a term for it i believe it's kaizen yeah yeah well it no it's a it's a term for the mental clarity that comes immediately after busting Oh, really? It translates directly to the wise man time, the time of the wise man. Dude, that's what we should call fat women. Like, when you're with a fat woman, like, Kaisen.

Well, that said, the Japanese, they knew. They're like, listen, you must get into a state of Kaysen or else. You're fucked. Okay, so he's a guy that fights, he's a guy that fights masturbating crimes? No, no, no, no, no. He's a guy Okay, it's Neo L.A. L.A. has been overrun with fat

Hispanic women. Now it should be nude Detroit because then it's like nude. Sure, sure. The point is that his rival Master Edger is an underlord... The little girl.

The little girl cheerleader. That's his rival. Whatever. They've been flooding the, uh, the, uh, the, town, the city with these ugly

fat Hispanic women to try and destroy everyone's libido. Yeah. Okay. And his job, he's a deportation. Obama. That's the guy's... He's working for Neo-Ice. Yeah, he works for ICE. He has to deport all these fat Mexican bronze. Wait, he works for ICE? Can he just

be like a detective? You already, you got, that's like too, that's too many things. Ice has detectives. So he has a coming ability and he also becomes an ICE agent? Don't you think that's a Adam Sandlery and he deports people? What the

hell? Why is that? Look, whatever. The core gimmick is he's like a normal looking guy, you know? And he gets a new partner. He gets this partner with big tits. And she's like, I don't know why everyone's got a problem with Detective Gooner. And then it turns out, you know, as he goons, he takes on the form of a goon.

His body morphs into this gooning. Like the Incredible Hulk. His hairline recedes. He gets like a gut. But that's when he's at, you would think like that would be bad, but that's when he's at like his top tier, when Gooner's down to like four feet tall and he's just jerked, he's just jacked

it's yeah exactly, he's all hairy and he's like I got an idea here you know he's shambling around Did you see the detective Gooner fan art? Somebody put together? I saw some, yeah. There was a little comic. Somebody once said it was when you're writing

comics write a shitty one first and then you write a good one after that and it's good. And this is the good one. It's good advice. Super killer's the bad one. Detective Gooner. This Detective Gooner sounds like it's got some legs. I think there's something there. I'm hoping. We'll see what happens.

You have to draw it. The fans are loving it. Okay. I've been drawn some additional Detective Gooner art of my own, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Did you see? Here, I'll bring it up. Okay. Even though I know we're moving on from this segment, but... What is it?

There it is. Look at that. Yeah. You know, this is just a quick concept sketch, you know, so she's got to bring up the pornography on her, you know, futuristic pad device. I don't want to just to be a comic of this weird fantasy you have of jacking off in front of this woman, whoever she is in real life, I don't know. I wanted to have an actual story and be like funny, not just a fetish thing. This is clearly a, the writer's undisguised fetish. No, the writer's undisguised fetish is way worse than this.

This is normal in the realm of Vito, I got to say, okay? The idea, the funny thing is that he has a very hot partner that he could be gooning to. Yeah, but instead he just... All you're doing is drawing him beating off to his partner. There's nothing, there's not a comic there. Well, yeah, we're just, we're in the concept stages, man. You've got to feel it out. You know, there's a lot going on.

You've got all sorts of wheels turning here. Yeah, it just feels like. a little bit like furry porn. I don't know how to put my finger on it. Would that be a problem? What's wrong with that? What's wrong with furry porn? I don't want to see your home-drawn furry porn. Well, I couldn't do it because drawn furry porn

seems really hard. Those fucking animal faces and shit. Yeah, but you can make shit loads of money. Even the worst furry artists can make tons of money. It doesn't have to be any good. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy. It's crazy. The furries have absurd amounts of money. My favorite is the custom suits that they'll make for each other. Those are cool.

Because they'll just get... Yeah, but like, they'll get wild. Have I shown you... Did you see that the Cluley company, that AI company, made a furry as their mascot? What do you mean they made a furry as their mascot? Never mind. That's too difficult.

Okay, wow wee-bix says... Oh, yeah. Yeah. Adam, I'm dubbing Vito without a hat. Punished Vito. Aaron Harver said, Vito, I'm sorry, my apology didn't land Giswaldi. Not Mark said...

Stern got bad when his top talent stuttering John left. Yeah, that's true. Hey, there's a lawsuit now on the dabblerverse. I feel bad for Carl. He's clearly not happy about this. Well, no one wants, it's not fun getting sued. But it's funny. I know. That really sucks.

I don't have Shulie's commenting on it yet. Shulie deserves it. Carl's defense is going to be it was all Shulie's idea. I mean, it's a good defense. They should just blame each other. Isn't that the classic lawsuit thing? You go, yeah, you got to sue that other guy. You got to sue that other guy.

Yeah. Lightning NC, I don't think, quote, I don't think he has anything to gain from it. Integrity, who cares? God would have quit essentially veto answer. Erb Beta Patch. The office worked because they didn't look like the writer's room from the show. You said that. And then he said half the cast of the office were writers on the show, Vito, roasted.

What do you think about that? Yeah, but they had a lot of, somebody else brought up there like, like the lady who played fuck I forget her name they didn't get just like a lot of normal ladies I don't think Stanley was writing on the show well you know the point was that they used writers

on the show on the show a couple writer yeah but like luckily the writers didn't put on like makeup and also this was back when you hired a comedy writer you kind of hired somebody who was funny and said it's just the first black trans lady who comes along and you go of course you have to write on the show how else are you the job you were talking about

black people taking from white people Exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, okay, I get it now. I see what you're saying, because of the DEI. Yeah, it's gone full circle. Okay, that's it. That's it for the comments. Do you have any sort of gimmick or bit this week?

I was just looking at this inflatable werewolf suit that I want. Yeah, said no. This is what I want from the furries. No, I have a bit. It's called Voted Up. I'll play this one. I think to those

We've definitely done the next run Okay, well Go and vote it It doesn't matter If you don't beat or will kill Your whole family

If you don't go and vote There will be no show The Petron is the way to go Go and vote it up Yeah, fucking exactly Exactly, you're over-complicating the technical... Well, I want, like, a level of... It's classic, it's classic Tommy Boy, and then I massage the sail.

You're naughty. And then I'm, that's how I kill the sale. That's classic that. Okay, what you think? I'm thinking of Yu-Gi-O, which you never watched, where, like, little kid Yu-Gi would turn into, like, monstrous Egyptian U. It's like, there's a transformation process. It's just, like, weeds, weeds, weeds, all over.

Where what happened to the story? Well, the weeds are what make the flowers. The weeds are what make the flowers look so bright. Dick. I can't see the forest past all the weeds. Well, here's one you'll like. This is from episode number one. I don't think we've ever done this as a vote.

Maybe we have. It's the problem you brought in, I believe, of buy the dip. The idea that a stock goes down and you think about buying it and then you don't buy it and you feel stupid. Yeah. Well, here's one where you won't feel stupid. Dick. This company, and let's see if you can figure out who it is, share prices declined 97% in the past five years. I don't know. Who is it?

From their May 2019 IPO. I'll tell you this. I don't think you like this company. The company is Beyond Meat, which is currently on the verge of bankruptcy. This is one stock that you're going to be very thankful. You did not. buy the dip. Dick, did you know that the company is in 2019 IPO was like

$25 a share and all these hippies, all these losers were like, well, this is the future

of meat, clearly raising the share price to $235 a share. That's a lot. That's a lot.

A fancy soy meat. Dick, when did the IPO? This was in 2019. This is only like six years ago.

Yeah, okay. That's recent to hit 235. Can you imagine how good you feel you're buying it 25 and hits 235? Well, even if it goes down a little from here. Well, yeah, because all those IPOs are fucking scams. Yeah, sure. Well, now, see, there was like an IPO season where like people were like, yeah, IPOs, IPOs. It seems like now most people avoid the IPO.

It seems like the IPO has become a trick. They went into SPACs for a while. And then those all turned out to be scams. But then they're all doing it with AI stuff now. Well, the point is, Dick, this stock, which was $235 a share, as of last week, after their disastrous earnings report, is now at $2.5.5. By the dip is like crypto stuff, though. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, you had the option in 2019.

Do I want to buy fake meat for retards? Or do I want to buy Bitcoins? And some people made the right choice. Joyce, because Bitcoin has just hit 120,000 a coin, which is absolutely insane. A lot of other cryptos are arising. Dick, did you ever try beyond meat? Did you ever eat any of it? I don't think I've ever had it.

I don't know. I'm sure it all just tastes like beans paste. Yeah. I remember having to hang out with vegetarians and go to vegetarian restaurants. I always go, yeah, this is all right. I mean, it's not as good as meat, though. Yeah. The big problem they had, Dick, was a.

The faltering consumer demand rising skepticism over taste. And probably the biggest one is the fact that anyone is allowed to take soybeans and arrange them in the shape of a hamburger. Literally anyone. So basically, you go to any grocery store and it's like, yeah, here's our fucking Beyond Meat burger. There's nothing that in the bowl there at all. Beyond meat is a bad stock pick. Yeah. It was a bad stock.

All right. I thought it would be interesting to get you to talk about fake meat. I would think you would have an opinion on it. You're a big griller. This is like, it's like vegan stuff. This is like Ron Swanson shit. Like,

yeah. And you know, it's worse than commies of vegans. Like, oh, fuck, man, here we go again. I feel like I was setting you up to go,

hey, for every animal you don't eat, I'm gonna eat three. No, I hate that kind of comedy. One of these other classic, one of these other classic witticisms. I wish I could just shout the.

word. Whenever I felt someone going like the Hallmark card for men, I was saying, and then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and that'll ruin your precious little field trip. Well, I didn't, I just wanted to see you get your reaction on the falling market for fake meat. Right now, again, guys, they are denying that they're facing bankruptcy,

but I don't see how this, how they pull out of this tailspin. Can you believe it? All right, Dick, here's another product that you might be more interested with. about food how about beverages from episode 35 we have our classic problem boycotts of the week well dick this is one boycott which is sticking it hard to our beloved American booze manufacturers fuck I don't have the I don't have the boycott of the week singer I thought I did I don't know where it is God damn it all right well well

it's it's it that's it why not that's it that's it Yeah, okay. Yeah. U.S. exports of liquor and wine to Canada have plummeted by more than 60% as Canadian snub American booze regarding President Trump's trade war. Shipments of popular U.S. made, whiskeys, rums, gins, and other liquors was around $43.4 million, according to this quarter. That is a 62% drop from the $114 million during the same period last year. Ontario's Liquor Control Board, which operates 68 retail liquor locations across Canada, previously sold around 700 million American spirits and wine annually.

Those sales have now completely disappeared, as the Canadians are buying their own liquors or liquors from other partners. They have completely snubbed the American liquor industry after Trump slapped the northern neighbor with a 25% tariff on U.S. imports. Yeah. They're not drinking. liquor, dick. We've lost our neighbors for the north. That was

me shooting myself in the head. Trump's hurting the economy. Trump, that hurts a lot of people. That's a lot of American jobs. We're going to start losing if we can't. We're losing $700 million in sales. What's the point of building these factories? You're going to build a liquor factory

to make liquor that people don't even want to buy because we tariffed him too much. Who gives a shit about this? You said you cared about making more fucking factories and shit. Losing $700 million in sales. I mean, this is like the start of Star Wars. A trade war and a trade embargo with Canada?

Yeah. Who fucking cares? We're losing a percent of a percentage of a, of an economy. Is that what you're saying? We are the evil trade federation, the noble Canadian Jedi Knights have come to alleviate a blockade. Yeah. And, uh, and we are just to cry on ahead. Canada's not buying whiskey?

Oh, shit. Canada's not buying whiskey. Whisky, rum, gin, and other liquors, man. It's a huge drop. Just money is gone. I can't believe the president is doing this. I hate to see what other businesses he's going to decimate with his horrific trade warfare. I think I should.

The launch air association marks a decline over year of year of summer furniture down 13%. Tourism. Tourism is completely fucked. people don't want to come to America A tourism? That's a huge American tourism is a huge industry. We love tourism. Who the fuck cares about a huge industry? Who cares? What do you want? Who cares if Indians

can come to Yosemite? Who gives a fuck? Everybody who makes money off the tourists coming to Yosemite. These are jobs. What do you mean? Is that what economy works? A bus driver driving a bus from the airport to the National Park? Who gives a shit? Who gives two shits about tourism? All tourism revenues can be boiled down to

the guy driving the bus. Is this all you guys have to complain about? Epstein and fucking tourism is down? Who fucking cares? Shoot tourists at the border. Who gives a shit? The guy who drives the bus doesn't make as much. The guy who sells the orange juice at the airport isn't making it. That's literally like probably millions

of jobs revolve around touring. If you think millions of jobs revolve around making Orange Julius is at the airport. Are you fucking retarded? Not even close. Hundreds of thousands. Our country is becoming an isolationist nation.

Yeah, good. Fuck other countries. Oh, yeah, God forbid we want money from everybody. That's been America's greatest strength that we take everybody's money because they want our shit. That's been the best part of America. Who's we? Who are you talking about we?

Americans. You're not taking any money. No, but I'm, well, what do you mean? I mean, you're taking it from me. Who are you taking money from? I've got international back. You're taking money from Nigeria? I've got, we've got international backers on Patreon.

We're, uh, we're an international show. We got, uh, how do you benefit from tourism or anybody you know? How do I personally benefit from tourism or anybody that you know? I invest a lot, I invest a lot in the cruise ship stocks. So I want those to keep going out. Why? Why? Because I like money. What do you mean? Why? Why would I know my stocks to go up? The cruise ship stocks. The cruise ships are killing it. Because I've met the next generation of American dick.

And all this talk, all this talk that they had about like, oh, we're going to be like a more culture generation. We're going to go to like art museums or whatever. I'm like, no, you're all fat idiots. You want to get on a boat and get drunk. So wait a minute. Let me ask you something. So you see those cruise ships of five, 500 black people, fist fighting and turning the pool bodily function colors, like a spectrum of yellow to brown. And you think, I got to invest in this. This business is really going someplace. When I see 500 black people crammed onto his ship that was built for 499, that's where I'm parking my money. Stock tip veto has been killing it.

And one of the places I wish I had invested more money is in a. Is it a trader veto? I wish I had invested more in the cruise ships. The cruise ship stocks took a gigantic hit during COVID for obvious reasons. And they were so far down in the dumps that it was bargain pricing. If the industry came back, even 10% it would be a windfall. How much did you make on cruise ships? I could get at least several thousand dollars.

Two X? What'd you make? Three X? Probably 50% up from my If I Yeah You made a 50 You made a 50 points

You made 50% 50 points on the stocks When did you get into that? I bought I was buying Carnival around 14 And I think it's now at like 30 14 That's more than 50%

Brother Well I have You know I sold some And then I got back in How many, have you ever, what's Warren Buffett's advice on on stock buying? Have you ever heard of it?

Sell constantly and freak out and get rid all the stocks when Trump starts doing stuff because you don't know what the fuck's going on. What is his, what is his? Do you know who Warren Buffett is, right? I know who Warren Buffett is. Buy when others are fearful and be fearful when others are greedy.

That's one of them. What's another one of his tips? Buy Coca-Cola. Okay, you bought Carnival in, what did you buy it in early? this year? Oh, like, probably two years ago?

Yeah, like two years ago. Two years ago, okay. I bought it at like 18 bucks, probably. He said, Warren Buffett says, pretend you only have like 20, every time you buy stock, you only have like, you only get to do it like 20 times. Pretend that. Yeah?

And buy stocks like that. Yeah. That's a good idea. Not buying and selling half of black people cruise lines and stuff. Sometimes the stock goes up and I go, this is too high up and then he keeps, I don't know. I bought a bunch of AMD and it just shot to the fucking moon recently. And I was like, this doesn't feel sustainable.

You can't be buying and selling on whims and feelings across every industry. You cannot, you cannot buy and sell stocks. But it's working. It's not working. It only seems like it's working because we're in a gigantic bull market. But when it goes down, you're going to lose it all. I know, I know, I know. You're going to lose it all.

You're not going to lose half. You're going to lose all of it. That's what I'm terrified of So I'm hoping Shut the fuck up I'm hoping That the market stays Relatively okay

So I can hold on to these Shut the fuck up So I can wait a year This is not investing What you're describing It's open It is investing No it's not

Look I got to hope That it's all settled in a year And then a year I'm going to sell And just buy some fucking ETFs or whatever else Why a year

Well, because the tax The tax thing If you hold something for a year You can have it taxed it Capital gains as income Yeah, capital gains tax But you gotta hold for a year Okay, good luck

AMD's up I don't fucking know What do you want me to do? I want you to just gamble If you're gonna gamble SoundCloud's up too SoundCloud's coming back Oh my God, okay

Is that all of your things? That's all my things Stock tip veto, man. I had a guy send me money because of stock tip veto. What an idiot. He's tipping the deal. He said, what should I buy?

And I said SoundCloud. And then SoundCloud went from 10 to 16. Another 50% percenter. Another 50%er. How much money did he give you? Like 50 bucks, I think. I don't know what he was invested. I didn't expect it.

It was bizarre. I'm like, yeah, sure. I'll take a fucking tip. Stock tip veto always takes 50. Voted up. Okay. Voted up. Yes.

Yeah. I think we're all fucked, though. I think, I think, I think all the markets and everything. I think we're, uh... What do you mean? We're all... Then why are you waiting in it for a year to save, like, $5,000 in taxes? It's a good question.

I've sold, but I've sold some. I've sold some. Like I said, I had so much AMD that I was like this. I am over leveraged on this shit I sold like half of it Okay So I were over leveraged on it Some moves

Yeah I well because I bought Well because I bought a shit That you're a master of all these industries Cruise ships A computer ships I'll admit that AMD was a mistake Because I was playing around I was like fucking around

And I was like I'm bored I'm just gonna buy like 500 shares of AMD And then sell it in like two days I would probably pay I don't know how much I would pay to see your trade history. It's like a million pages long. It's like, frenetic.

It's how long? A million. It's like it goes on forever. How often do you, how many, how often do you trade stocks? Every day, man. You make a trade every day? Probably, yeah, I'll buy a little something. Buy a little something.

A minimum of one, or are you, are you in and out all day? Probably more buying than selling. I'll wait, I'll buy it. I, I, I'll buy it. cost average basically. I'm like, I'll buy a little a day. What do you mean more buying than selling? Well, because eventually then I end up and I look at my portfolio and I go

my God, all you've been doing is buying and get to sell some of this fucking shit. And then I'll liquidate like half the fucking, you know, my holding of a thing. So what's tracking your gains? But I'm saying, like with AMD, like I just was like, oh, I'll just buy like 300, 400

shares as like a joke. And then I'll just, and then I'll sell it like a week from now and see what And then it just went from like 110 to like 170. I'm like, oh, fuck, this is, I was not expecting this. So, uh, that was supposed to be a joke bet. That was like a joke by, like a fun, fun one. A fun one.

Oh, it was a fun one. A fun buy. A fun stock buy. It was a fun buy. And then it just started going nuts. And I'm like, well, all right. Hey, fun, sometimes the fun buy works out. This is just the most insane shit I've ever heard.

I don't know, man. If it's working, like, what can I do? It's not working. Dude, I've made like a lot of money doing it But you're right, I haven't locked in the profits So at any point Gonskies How do you know you've made a lot of money?

Well, I'm saying like it tracks your overall gains From the beginning? Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, okay And you don't put any money into it? I take money out So that skews the percentage average Oh, so you've made even more

You're living on the profits I've taken some profits, though, yeah Oh, okay, wow I had to buy magic cards Great In my closet waiting to be sold So you So you took profits

By buying magic cards In the form of magic cards Yes In the form of magic cards I took product I took my profits in the form They said do you want cash money What's the payoff of those?

Do you want cash money Or do you want Final Fantasy magic cards And so obviously Final Fantasy magic cards Yeah okay And what's the profit on those? Well, let me see, right now, what do you call it? Are you tracking it?

Yeah, I have a spreadsheet of everything I've paid for every magic card. You got a little breakage in there for yourself, a little packs for the... Well, I've opened. I did open some packs for myself. Yeah. I shouldn't have done that because every box now is like a fucking fortune. And what's the payoff on those boxes? You know, what's like the expected value on those boxes?

Well, let's see. So I paid average $300. a box. Right now the TCG player low for a box of Final Fantasy Magic cards is 1380. Okay. So that's a hundred and thirty percent

profit. Obviously but it depends on how I can sell them because there's going to be selling fees, shipping fees, whatever else. You might open a couple more packs and stuff. I'm really trying not to. I opened two more packs because I and I went, what are you doing?

Each one of these packs is $150. Just don't fucking open it. But dude, okay, because they're just sitting here. Look, I just, at any point, I can just crack into this. And literally, I can take $150 and just throw it out the window. You already did that. What do you mean I could take on it? I don't like having it.

I want to sell it because it's, the market's nuts. And now the Spider-Man cards are coming out and the Avatar cards, and I'm not even getting involved in it. But then my buddy comes to me, he goes, hey, you want some Spider-Man cards. You have to get the Spider-Man cards. He's going, he wants Spider-Man cards? I go, so they don't have a fucking Final FinCi cards. I don't like more fucking cards. Was there not a platform that's more extractive than what-not that you could sell stuff on?

Like, they only take 15%. Could you not find a place that takes 30 or 40% to sell it on? The best way for me to sell this would be to do individual sales privately, which is what I'm going to try and do. Facebook Marketplace? What are you talking about? Well, you know what, I have the Shopify store. I can just put them up there, you know? And then it's just payment processor fees.

And I have to bring it up for the audience, but I noticed that Superkiller did not come out this week when you said it would be out last week. Okay. What do you call it? Are these investments eating into the time that you spend on Superkiller? No, because, again, I haven't even tried.

I tried selling this stuff or listing any of this stuff. Oh, okay. I will tell you, here's what I got from the letterer. We are, so it's a 69-page comic. I mean, all I can say is this week. This week? 100%. By this time next week.

Yeah. What do we get if it's not out by this time next week? If it's not out by this time next week, I will put a bullet in my head. because there's no way. It's, it's already... I don't think that's going to do anything, though. I could have had it out today, but, uh... You're fucking liar!

No, you couldn't have had it out today. I'm not lying. I could have it out today. You fucking liar. No. Here, I'll look. No, you could not have. No, you could not have.

Notes for veto. Here's, here's the last things I got to do, okay? Okay. Page 61, make the ball more obvious. Page 53, move Artie's mouth up. Page 78. If Artie's mouth is not moved up, this is just not going to land. This story is fucked.

Artie's mouth has got to be 10 pixels to the up, you know? Or else the blending is going to be all fucked up. Page 27, adjust the color of the soup. Okay? So this is what I got to do. What kind of soup are we eating here? Come? Oh, it's a spoiler.

So I don't want to spoil the soup. You know? What kind of fucking soup are we talking about here? The color of the, on page 13 panel three. just right make the fries lighter they don't look like fries they're too dark are you fucking kidding me you have food notes it's only like 12 notes and one of them is that the fries look weird so you got two food notes yeah how many other food notes are there uh i think it's just those okay all right well you want to do your problem oh and i have to fix the hair color on page 38

because not the right what a what a stupid idiot he couldn't get the hair right from panel to panel fucking, what a dumb fuck. I mean, it would be weird if all of a sudden his hair changes colors. I got a change hair color. Who's your colorist of dumb, dumb, dumb, d fuck? Who's your colorist for this comic book? What a fucking moron. He couldn't keep the hair straight?

Who is it? My fault. I got the color wrong. How do you fuck up hair? Like, do you ever walk around your house and you look at the mirror and it's like, oh, I got different color hair. That's totally fine. I got the hair color wrong.

Oh, you did. lost. I was looking at my... I was looking at my... Well, yeah, because originally, you know how, like, old man, Superman? You ever see Old Man Superman on, like, Justice League or whatever? No. He's got, like, white sideburns, basically. Okay. I don't need a Superman reference to nose like salt and pepper fucking sideburns.

Yeah, well, that's what I'm doing. I forget. I don't know. I forgot to give him sideburns. You know, like in Superman, how he goes to the bathroom? Yeah, no, I know. I know that. Anyway, next week is definitely coming out. And if it doesn't come out, I'll show my butthole on stream. Nobody wants that either. You've got to give people something they want. Well, I don't know how to give people what they want.

What if I smash all your toys here if it's not out next week? It doesn't matter because I'm never. What does that matter? What does that matter? Everything in that house I will never see again. So smash away, my friend. Okay. Do you want to do your problem?

Sure. I'm the winner. Yeah. Okay. Here's my problem. Dick. Did you see this video last week? I don't know if I should bring it up.

I probably can't show it on YouTube because it involves a shooting. Yeah, definitely not. Yeah, there's a fat black man in a wheelchair and a insane white man who is screaming something weird about stolen valor. Okay. And he's shoving the black guy and he rips like a patch off of him. And the black guy who's obviously confused. It was like clearly handicapped and fucked up, like starts going to his bag to pull out like an airsoft rifle because he's like, I don't know what's going.

And the white guy goes, oh, oh, and then he pulls out a gun and shoots the fucking guy in the wheelchair. Wow. And you're like, wait, what are they arguing about? Dick, my problem is stolen valor. This is a, or people who fix stolen valor. Right. It's stolen valor is the problem. My problem is stolen valor's carers.

Vigilantes. People who give, yeah, stolen valor vigilantes. Yeah. This is the gayest thing. This is gayer than sucking a thousand. cox. Because at least when you're sucking a thousand cocks, you're gay for another guy and not

the U.S. government and desperately protecting someone's affiliate. You're not actually working for the government. That's the most important thing that's ever happened. We have to know who actually went abroad and killed fucking people and whatever. That's the most important

thing to me. Yeah. Look, thank you for your service. But the reason I thank you for your service is because it I don't have to go. That's it. Wait, do you really think that you for your service, though? Absolutely.

100%. Thank you for your service. Okay. Me? You know why? No, any military person. No, me, but thank me for my service. Okay.

Thank you for your service. Congratulations. You know why? Not congratulations. That's not what you say. To veterans. Congratulations. To people who fought for their country.

Okay, let's put it this way. You're hanging around. You really want a soda. And then your buddy says, hey, how about I go grab a soda out of the fridge for you? Would you thank your buddy? I would, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

So let's say there's a country where we got to go shoot a bunch of brown people. And everybody goes, I don't worry about it. I'll get it. You thank him. Oh, thanks. Otherwise, I was going to have to fucking do it. That's why you thank people for their service. Does you really think that?

That's the reason. Yes. Because otherwise, they're going to send you. They're going to go, oh, we don't have another. guy. They got to send somebody. Well, not me. Not now, but when you were younger. Not that either. Those guys are coming back

in a body bag. You can try. How many guys do you have to send a get me there? Not enough. The point is, okay? Nobody's sane wants to go. Don't you think veterans are perpetuating a cycle of of governments murdering children by sending them to war? Murdering young men? The governments are going to do that. The veterans are doing it. The government's going to do it, but the veteran, by appreciating the thank you and by pretending that what he did was honorable, don't you think he's perpetuating that system that takes young men and release their lives?

Well, that's why I'm saying, don't give them an honorable thank you. Don't go a thank you for killing all those people. Go, thank you for doing the thing so I didn't have to do it. That's the thank you. that's when you think someone for your service you're going what army are you going to make me fucking do it what army do you think you could qualify for if nobody has to go they're going to do the fucking raffle with the ping pong balls and they're going to go October and 12th y'all got to go kill

Vietnamese people yeah they're going to send you over there with a rifle and a rascal probably get out of it okay look just because I've developed my own ways to avoid government service that I've adhered to throughout my life why are you thankful for their service then I was saying maybe somebody I know would have had to go. Somebody like I actually give a shit about. You know, maybe they took their place. That's good.

I'm like, I otherwise my cousin probably would have to do that. So you did it. Thank you. Because otherwise somebody I care about could almost die. You support stolen valor. You think there is some valor to steal? Well, no, I think it's okay to steal the valor because the guys who are obsessed with this. They're thinking about it the other way.

They're thinking it about not, hey, that's a cool thing that guy did for me. He went to Afghanistan, so I didn't have to go. They're going like, oh, my God, this guy is protecting America. He's protected America. We got it. We got to love this fucking guy. You didn't fucking protect America. You didn't

fucking protect freedom. You're liar. Also, I think that black guy in the wheelchair was a veteran, so it was one of these classic cases. Even worse, kick the shit out of him then. No. Why? Was he wearing his uniform and shit out of him?

Yeah. Well, I think, yeah, I think he had like a military patch on and the guy said, Oh, yeah, what was that from? He's advertising. He's negating the, I mean, he's manufacturing consent. He's basically a child rapist. He's manufacturing consent among teenagers, vulnerable teenagers, uh, into a feeling positively about joining the army, right?

If you can put on a thing and get some free shit, that's the American way, okay? If you get a free donut on your birthday as a veteran, go for it. I don't care. Again, we're thanking you for us not having to go. You are, you know, you said, well, I'm not that smart, and, you know, I don't have that much money. So I'll take one on the chin for the team, and we said, okay, thank you. That's it.

I got no problem with that. But again, if a crazy, here's why the whole stolen valor freak out thing is a problem. Because first of all, it doesn't matter that much, okay? It's just like a nice thing. You go, ah, thank you. And if a guy goes, you know, I went over there too, you go, ah, he probably fucking did. Who cares? You're thinking about it too much.

Okay? Second of all, this is a free speech issue, Dick. Oh, God. Okay. Dick, I fought in the war. I killed 50 men. I had a real good time. Yeah.

Is that against the law to say that? It should be. Why? I don't know. You can invent all sorts of stories. Yeah. In Kentucky, in Kentucky, guys were sitting around and they said, hey, what if we just called themselves colonels?

We can just do that. No one can stop us. And now, we love that fucking guy, and he sells chicken to everybody. Nobody's upset. When you buy a box of Captain Crunch, you're not like, oh, well, he's not a, did you know that guy's not a real captain? It's like, no, it's whatever. He is a real captain, though.

Captain Crunch. Yeah. Scound Chocula, an actual vampire? I mean, insofar as you're saying, he can or cannot lie, then yes, he is. I think he's an admiral actually Captain Crutch. No, no, there's an Admiral Crunch. Captain Crunch? I forget the name of his ship, but he sails

around the seas and fights the Sogis. What do you mean he's not a captain? How is he a liar, but not a captain? He's a fictional captain. He's probably an actual captain. I'm just saying whatever. But Colonel Sanders was not a colonel in the military sense. Really?

people give it to themselves. Are you sure? Yeah, no, he... 100%. A Kentucky colonel is just a title. There are many Kentucky colonels that has nothing to do with any sort of military service.

Now, I don't know if he... I don't think he served at all in any respect. Colonel Sanders? KFC? Yeah, I'm saying, I don't think he served in any branch of the military.

He should go out on your carnival cruise lines and name one of those the KFC crews. Now, that, that is what you have to worry about. The KFC cruise? Carnival investor, yeah. That would be pretty good.

KFC getting into the cruiser. The guppy. It's the guppy. That's what he's a captain of. People are, people are like sharing videos of black people in the carnival cruise and going, would you go on this cruise? And I'm like, yeah, it looks fun. I wouldn't go on that planet.

I would hang out for it. That looks like a good time. Are you fucking kidding me? You'd go on those cruises? I would go on. Yeah, I'd have a good time. I think they would. Black people love me.

I know I'm part of it. That's the last thing that I'm worried about. But they're not killing each other on the fucking cruise. They're just part of the drinking. They're having a good time. Everybody's having a good time. Oh, God. Sanders was a fireman.

And then a law, he was a lawyer. Okay. Operated a ferry boat company. But at no point was he any sort of military service. And yet we still love Colonel Sanders for bringing us to a SACC chicken. In a way, yeah, all the Kentucky current. are. How do you call a guy a colonel if he didn't fucking do any military shit? I don't even know what a

colonel is. That's kind of weird. A colonel in the military, it's just like a rank, but then in Kentucky, they literally were like, hey, let's just call ourselves fucking colonels, and there's like a bunch of them. You can become a Kentucky colonel. It means you're a distinguished gentleman in the state of Kentucky.

Why do you know so much about Kentucky colonels? Well, because I at one point, I was like, I wonder how many men Colonel Sanders killed, and I looked it up, and I was disappointed. I was like, what war was he killing all these guys? And he said, man, I can't wait until I get home and I fry some fucking chicken and it didn't happen. Meanwhile, fucking, you know.

Don't you think a funny video, a YouTube prank video would be, like, stolen valor? I'd watch that. I'd watch that. What do you mean? Like just stealing valor, going around, going to parades. Just claiming shit, going to parades. It would be good. Yeah, well, that's the reason why it's a free speech issue because it is funny to lie.

And lying is not illegal. All the stolen valor laws, and there are some stolen valor laws. Wait, there's laws? Yeah, you didn't know this? The main federal law is the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, which makes it a cry to fraudulently claim certain military decorations with the intent to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefits. Well, yeah, I mean, that's fraud, yeah.

Why? What if you go to, like, you go to, like, rent a business? And they go, I don't know if you can run this to you. And you go, well, you know, I suffered in. Iraq fighting all those Iraqis and they go, alright, I guess I'll rent it to you. He told a great story. Who cares? Stories are great. The story is more important than the truth. All right?

Yeah, fraud's kind of, you know, funny like that, though. It's just kind of like a white person law. It's just kind of like a white person law. Like, white people have created the country is like, we're not doing fraud, right? And they're like, yeah, obviously not. And then as the country got less and less white, people are like, what's up with these fraud laws? Like, well, I mean,

look, I understand sure. Now you're arguing for business regulation. I understand that yes it could be used in like very fraudulent way, but the stolen valor freakout guys are like, that guy got half price on his fucking tons of beans

super fruity fucking milkshake coffee. Hey, he shouldn't get that discount. That should be for real veterans. Like, he doesn't shit, man. If an old dude wants to put on a fucking parapetize pretend he fought in the jelly bean wars. Yeah. That's fun.

He should be raped. if he does that. It's a very bad role model for young children and teenage men, especially in the black community to be pro-military. All I know is these guys are a little too obsessed

and half the time they get it wrong. It's weird when it's guys who weren't even in the military themselves who are like freaking out about it. Where you're like, why do you care? Who gives you shit? Because they believe in some I guess, I don't know. Is my camera going out?

Someone said my camera's falling apart. Your internet was getting shitty for a second. Okay, is that your, are you done? Yes. Alright, my problem is, uh, why, my problem is all the, why is this shit on Roblox? Look at this, look at this shit, Vito. Prepare to have your mind, prepare to have your mind blown with all the, with this disgusting filth that's on Roblox. Um, Roblox recently tried to sue.

this guy who was on there busting pedophiles uh yeah let me try to find him I actually I don't know where it's been a so Roblox is a popular children's uh well

yeah I guess it is like a children's game right um yeah they have it's it's for kids it's like the biggest kid video game there is um well I have a stock tip Vito

story because I was trying to do the thing where you just do everything the Pelosi do, and the Pelosi's bought a shit ton of Roblox stock, and I was like, ah, easy. And then it fucking halved and I went, ah, fuck, the Pelosi's fucked me. I sold it all. And now it's like, 4x. I'm like, God, fucking damn it, the Pelosi did know.

They knew. I didn't wait long enough. Yeah. How long did you wait? Like, two weeks? I mean, after it dropped, like, in half, I was like, I don't really think Roblox. I didn't really think it was viable at that point. Yeah. All right. Look at this. But I was wrong, because I guess kids are

that stupid that they just log on to fucking Roblox all the day. So Roblox sent a cease and desist to a guy who was exposing predators on Roblox, child predators on Roblox. And getting them arrested. How was he doing it? How was he doing this? He'd pretend to be a young sexy boy and lure them in and then call the fucking us. See, I think that's what they had a problem with.

Excuse me? I think the problem is, okay, I think he was on Roblox. And he was just like going, hey, I'm a young, sexy boy. Yeah, who wants to fuck a little boy? Anybody want to talk to a young, sexy boy? Anyone want to fuck a little kid? Yeah. Well, you can't, you can't, you can't say that.

No, you can, let me, let me help you. Mr. Free Speech, who can, you can pretend to be from the Jelly Bean War. You can, if you can pretend to be a veteran to get free shit from businesses, you can absolutely pretend to be a young boy to send pedophiles to jellies. jail. Let me give you a free speech fucking reminder here, Vito. You cannot argue for

one and not the other. But I'm saying, I think you can't be too scattershot about it. Like you got to go to a guy whose username is like pedophile 911 and you go, okay, I'll message that guy. Why? He's messaging everybody and going, hey, who wants to fuck my little butthole? And they're like, well, dude,

you can't. Why? You've got to be a little more tactical. What kind of? What are you doing for to stop pedophiles. You're not to inject shit. You're a fucking armchair quarterback. If you're messaging 10-year-olds going, hey, you want to fuck my little boy hole? You're not messaging. That's pretty bad. Vito, look at this filth.

Look at this filth that's on Roblox. Look at this filth. Temboy, tycoon. Look at this filth. What the hell? That's pretty funny. What the hell is this doing on Roblox? That's my problem.

What the hell is this doing on Roblox? This, what the hell is this doing on Roblox? I mean, I get the joke. What the hell is this doing on Roblox? Get this the hell out of there. I think this is the guy. That's the guy who got banned, yeah. That's the guy who got banned.

And they sent him a cease and desist. Can you believe that? That's good. He was groomed on Roblox. He was groomed that he's fighting back. I mean, I get, yeah, I mean, you know, these predator-poacher guys are, are doing their thing. Look at this absolute filth. But you understand

why... Absolute filth. But you understand why the platform. Get abused by Alvin and the chipmunks and you like it. They're saying Alvin the chipmunks is going to rape you. This is disgusting filth and garbage. Disgusting. And you're defending it. Well, okay. So there's two different issues here. One issue

is... One issue is the guy who got banned for trying to get pedophiles. A public bathroom simulator. Look at this filth. Absolutely disgusting. I looked up public bathroom simulator and I was like, well, that is pretty funny. It was just literally a game where the longer you hang out in the bathroom

you aren't achievements. Of course it's funny. It's disgusting. It's disgusting trash. I was like, that's pretty funny. Look at this disgusting bitch. Look at this trash. Look at Checky, whatever the hell that is. Cheggy. So there's two issues. One is

banning the guys who trying to catch the predator. that they have on over here. Look at this, Bill. All right. But a lot of this stuff where they're going, why would this. I love minors? Look at this trash. Look, I don't understand.

Are you a pedophile? They're saying it all. Look at this. Be chill. Stop being ignorant. And ageism. These people need to be put under the jail. It's obvious why this is happening, though.

Pedophiles is why it's happening. The reason this is happening, is you have an entire generation of kids. Look at this filth and trash. Look at this. It's okay to be a pedophile, it says. Disgusting. Look at this.

So you have an entire generation. It's terrible. I can't believe. Look at the colors. They've got the map flag everywhere. Okay. I love kids, it says. Trans flags.

So you have an entire generation of teenagers. A pedophiles. Who are growing up watching YouTube videos and playing Roblox. Uh-huh. And what do they see every fucking week? Look at this strip club. Trash. This is Phil.

It's the only topic that anyone cares to discuss is every week or every minute of every hour is Keem start going, hey, you know this Minecraft guy? Kind of suss. He's probably a pedophile. Hey, what about this guy? Probably a pet. All these kids have all grown up. Listen, okay.

They hear about is Minecraft or pedophiles. Because it's full of pedophiles. And then now adults are going, why are these kids enjoying all this pedophiles? humor in their Roblox game. And it's like, because you've inundated with them for a fucking fucking decade.

No, it's because it's because they're a bunch of fucking liberal pedophiles in there. That's why. It's not kids doing this. It's a bunch of goddamn pedophiles.

Okay, listen to this. It's a bunch of kids going, hey, what if I was a pedophile? That'd be funny. No, it's not. It's a bunch of grown men doing that. It's not kids doing that.

Roblox. Okay. Or grown fucking I guarantee women. I already see it. This generation is constantly joking.

They're like, hey, you got CP? or whatever. Like, they think it's funny from Alex Rosen with your bluey shirt. It's the same shit

where like, remember when they kept telling us Nazis the worst thing in the world and then we started making Nazi jokes all the fucking time because at a certain point

you go, I get it. I got it. They're bad. Wait, what? We're not making jokes. About the Nazis being bad? No. I'm saying

I'm saying. Wait till we pass your ticket. If you think this generation is not going to be constantly jokes. joking about pedophiles and maps and whatever else is it's the only

dude this is men and fucking trans people doing this shit all their favorite all their favorite Minecraft YouTubers they go I love this guy and then two years later they got to watch like a two hour documentary

about weird shit the guy did in his discord yeah because he's a fucking pedophile engaging with okay this is here's the stats Roblox annual revenue for 2024 was $3.6 billion and not

90% of that was from pedophiles. Oh, well, that's bad. There's a hundred and a ten million people on Roblox. And guess what? 90% guess what? Of those people. Yeah. Guess what they are?

Uh, we're Republicans. No, you didn't do the joke. All right. You wanted me to just say pedophiles? It's called, it's called fucking obvious. It's called an obvious It's a little too telegraph It's a little too telegraph

It's called an obvious setup But Vito never will play into obvious shit Unless Vito's doing the punchline If Vito's not doing the punchline It's fuck your joke I'm not doing it Only I do the punchlines Like fucking Conan O'Brien

The Simpsons okay The punchline is everyone saw the punchline At that point to say it would be pointless Fuckhead That's not the end of the joke That's your contribution to the joke Is saying the obvious thing You can just, if there's a continuation of the joke, you can just go, no, veto, pedophile.

It's not pedophiles! That's the reason it's a fucking joke. Because it requires some participation from you, you fucking retard. You know what? That's not the punchline. The punchline is not spedophiles. It's something else. So you say pedophiles? Because that's what you're obviously supposed to say if you have a fucking ounce of comedy instinct in you.

You say pedophiles? Because it's fucking obvious I don't think it is obvious I don't think it is obvious Because you didn't say it on purpose You didn't say it on fucking purpose Which is our mind nature The show is about arguments

This is what Roblox said In response to the The kid getting lawsuit for it They said we like kid rape actually They said We We Roblox

Already already bad Already Bad to start with me. All right. Bad to say we when we're talking about pedophiles. Well, people's grammar is bad. That's the problem. We are sharing more information about why it was necessary to remove vigilantes from Roblox.

And the ways in which we review and act on reports of abuse in Roblox. Already a bad start. Because the most important thing should be about the pedophiles, not about the vigilantes. Everybody in America kind of loves vigilantes. I don't know if they didn't. tell the Robox, a fat, retarded PR person that. But it's kind of like a heroic archetype in America to be a vigilante, especially when there's pet files looking around.

While seemingly well-intentioned, the vigilantes we've banned have taken actions that are both unacceptable and create an unsafe environment for users. Okay. Seemingly, that was a bad idea to put there. They're definitely, let's assume they're well-intentioned, protecting. Let's assume the intentions of the. kid, of the guy who was groomed as a kid by... The tone should be on

the side of the vigilantes. Yeah. Definitely not creating an unsafe environment. Similar, here's... Now, here's what they really... This is the prestige when they really pull it together and fuck up. Similar to actual predators. Okay,

let's stop right there. Probably erase that. The vigilantes are a lot like predators, is what they're saying. Similar to actual predators. They often impersonate. minors, actively approached other users, and then tried to lead them to other platforms to have sexually

explicit conversations. So they're saying that the vigilantes are actually... The vigilantes are the real pedophiles. You know, if you think about it, that's exactly what you said. The guy's putting all the pedophile, well... You said they're sending messages to kids. I don't know exactly how

they're handling it. Yeah. I understand the concern. They take care of business. I think the concern is, well, I don't... The question is, is Roblox is going to do anything themselves? And I guess they're kind of being pushed into it. No, because 90% of their revenues from pedophiles, so they can't do anything. You're right.

Between a rock and a hard place. Accurate, timely reporting from our community is important. Reporting through the appropriate channels, including our custom-designed reporting tools, immediately. So basically, you have to tell our Indians on staff, and they'll fix it, right? with as much specific information as possible is the best way to help us remove bad actors so it's really the fault of the kids

if the kids aren't reporting shit to the 20 all these sexy kids getting themselves raped why don't they knock it off why don't they tell Vishnu and Paraj when something bad happens and it'll be taken care of not by a person

the best thing to do would have been as Roblox just ignore just let the vigilantes do the vigilante thing You don't want to moderate it, obviously. Yeah. Because you're all pedophiles. You're all discord pedophiles with programming dogs.

Well, because you just want to hire Indian guys who can't do fucking anything. You're not going to hire an actual guy who gives a shit because it would cost money. They're reporting tools. So you got a bunch of psychopaths who want to do it themselves. Let them do it. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Roblox.

There you go. Well, now, what, they're getting sued by the government to take down the Roblox for not protecting the kids? Yeah. That's right. We've got to shut it down. Yeah. I don't know what you. I mean, it's the problem that,

I guess you got to have what? Like a trust and safety team? How does Facebook stop kids from getting molested? They don't. Well, I guess Facebook has like age verification, right? Kind of. No, they just are too big to punish. Yeah.

I guess that's where Roblox wants to be. Executed. Yeah. I mean, the issue is, how do you make a game where kids can chat to each other and have them not get raped? And I think the answer is you just can't have chat for kids. You have to get a bunch of straight men, white men in America, to moderate it and run it, and not fucking weirdos hiring all their pedophile pals and outsourcing it to India. That is very simple, very simple way to do it, actually. Your solution to everything is to hire white men.

Yes. Well, they're not going to do it. You know, they're not going to do it. What's your problem? Maybe we could force them to do it. My problem, Dick, is shit that could obviously be handled with an online form. We invented the internet. It's there.

And for some reason, the boomers who are in charge of various agencies and businesses and organizations go, well we're going to need you to come in and fill out a form and you go no you don't need that at all you haven't needed that forever and you only think you need it because you're some sort of i don't even know asshole where is this happening well i just got a note in the mail that said excuse me sir your female ID is expiring we're going to need you to come into the DMV to get a new driver's license Yeah, they love doing that. And I go, okay, so what do you need? You need to see that I'm not, if you said on the letter and to check that you're not Mexican, I would go, okay, I get it. But I don't think that's the reason. I think the reason is just to waste my time to go in and they go, let me check all your info. The system's already broken because you let me become a woman.

So don't pretend like the system is full of safety checks and balances. I went in and I said, hey, I want to be a lady. That's not really the important part of having a driver's license, is it? I mean, I wish it was, but it's not. Why are they pretending that there's some sort of like, like, Joe, we got to make sure, we really got to make sure. Okay, I'm a woman. Eh, fucking, it's already a joke.

You already made a joke system. Because of the stupid women's shit. What do you need? You need an updated picture of me? Why do I got to go to the fucking DMV to update my license? Well, to prove that you exist and can come into a place. I'll send you a video I'll send you a video of me

Going hi Can I have my driver's license There's a million different ways You in the shower? That don't involve me Sure yeah I'll go in the shower I'll go here's my dick give me a new fucking license It's a waste of my time

Okay You could be you could be buying and selling Carnival cruise lines I could be selling carnival stock Yeah those carnival stocks I buy good stocks The stocks I buy are killing it You don't buy any good stocks

You just kind of buy them randomly on hunches. Nothing that you do buying and selling stocks is any good. Well, it's based on my understandings of the world and what industries will become profitable. And apparently I have my finger on the zeitgeist of the American

animal and I know what they're going to be buying and what they're going to be selling. Successful. Okay. Not completely, but you can do a little bit of research and go, hey, this seems like a sector that's going to be branching out. What kind of research do? I look, I read the news.

Read the news. Read the headlines, you mean. Yeah, you got to, I think reading the news is the best way to, one of the best ways to figure out the trends in American society. When I see a news article, when I see a news article, when I see a news article that says Facebook is going to pressure the government into building nuclear reactors for their data centers. You buy uranium. Yeah.

That would probably cause the price of uranium to go up, more uranium. mining would be undertaken and wouldn't you know it? And then like the Oppenheimer movie comes out you're like oh I got to sell uranium because people are going to say well you're going to sell uranium because now people are going to be anti-nuclear right right right nuclear is doing good nuclear's doing better than

the fucking S&P. All right certain what it is and it's an ETF you like ETFs you like ETFs right I'm I'm boomer investing I bought a nuclear ETF it's a

Got her shot of a bunch of different companies. Name them. Name any of them. Fuck. I do know. I was just reading about the fucking the main one. Yeah. Uranium Co? I don't think it's called Uranium Co. No? I don't have the name off the top of my head, but the ETF's doing very well.

Okay. It's whatever. It's a bunch of mining operations. They all have stupid fucking names Let's see Filing Why don't you buy mining equipment then I don't think I want to buy mining equipment I'd buy mine that'd be good

Invest I know some guys are investing in mines These days Picking up prescriptions That legally could be mailed But aren't due to outdated rules Why not just mail me my prescriptions Why do I got to go to the fucking pharmacy Like today

Not always man I should be able to tell my pharmacy, hey, that one, just mail it to my fucking house. It's pills. Obviously, I can't because, oh, no, a crackhead might steal them off my porch or something retarded. Doesn't Amazon mail prescriptions, some of them? Yes, I forget how it works.

But in other countries, it's a lot easier. Cancelling a gym membership where you need to go in and fill out a cancellation form, that's obviously just an attempt to prevent you. When did you do that? During COVID, I had to cancel my gym membership because they weren't fucking open. Oh. And then somehow I never went back.

Can you believe it? Various permits that you need. Look, I guess what it really comes down to is all this car shit, man. Well, yeah, why do I go leave the house for, like, there's enough shit going on. Or like the courthouse. When I had to fucking bring in my paperwork for, like, a court fucking because I got a traffic ticket. And then I went all the way. They're supposed to just pay those.

What do you mean? You went in to fight it? Well, they have a window where you can, if it's like a fix-it ticket, so I had a fix-it ticket. Yeah, they're impossible. So I went, all right, I'll go to the fucking window. So I go to the window and I go, hey, here's the thing because I fixed it. And the guy goes, oh, the cop didn't enter the ticket in the system yet. And I go, what do you mean?

I got the ticket like a month ago. They go, yeah, sometimes it takes me like two or three months. I'm like, well, I'm here now. So here's what you're going to do is just right. down in like a little file somewhere. It was a clerk. It was a county clerk, not a cow. I said, why don't you write down, hey, this guy came in. And then when the ticket comes in, you can go, oh, look, he already came in and did this thing. And they're like, ah, you know, until the ticket's in the system, we can't really do anything. And I'm like, so why'd you send

me the ticket with a note that says I got to go to the courthouse? You didn't affix to it. By the way, sometimes the cops fuck around and you don't have to come to the courthouse yet. And We're not going to tell you when to come to the courthouse. Just guess. Doesn't say that on the fucking form. So, everything sucks. And at least I don't have to do a smog check on my car. That's also the worst.

You want to do that online too? I would like to do an online. Why don't you send me a device? I'll hook it up to the fucking car. A device, yeah. Well, we should get rid of the smog checks in general. Okay, yeah, yeah, we should do that. Yeah, we don't need those.

We can have a bunch of Mexicans driving around with, you know, toaster ovens with a diesel engine strapped to them. That'd be great. I think we already got that. I think the problem

with the smog laws is the Mexicans are not going in for the smog check. Yeah, we can pull them over though for not doing it. Can pull them over.

Yeah. And then we pull them over and we can give them free well, now we can. And we'll see, we'll see how many, how are the deportation numbers

looking? Great. They're going up. Yeah? Well, yeah. I saw. Ice is getting a fucking stumped

at every angle, but they're still working. They're still working hard. People are very pissed. Trump said something about Oakland, and I was like, well, I got to agree with Trump there. Trump's casual claims about Oakland, which was a problem on this show. Trump claims Oakland crime is out of control, but crime has fallen this year. And then you look at the crime data, and it's like, last year we had 114 murders. This year, we had 111. How could crime say crime?

It's on the rise. You're like, no, you live in a hell hole. Did you see that Trump? It is a war zone. Trump said he's going to deport Oakland and he unveiled the ship and it was the Amistad. Did you see that? I'm into it. Anything that happens in Oakland is okay to me.

I do not consider Oakland a part of the United States of America. I consider it a lawless hellhole that were it nuked from the face of the earth. I would shed not one tear. Yeah. It's horrible. It's a shithole. So, yeah, that's the one. thing is if they thought, hey, Trump's a bad guy. You see what he said about Oakland? I went,

that's not how you get me to hate Trump. Because anything you see about Oakland in the negative is correct. It's 100% correct. You can't overstate how bad it is. Well, then the black lady went, he's not so bad. What happened to the last five may? It wasn't bad. No, the mayor of Oakland is a different black lady. Oh, sorry. He's not so bad. And you're like, yeah, what happened the last three mayors? What about the mayor who let all the fucking cops run a train on a 14 year old prostitute? Like, you as the Oakland mayor

should say nothing. Wait, it's another black woman that looks identical to Karen Bass? Yes, they all look the fucking same. They're all made from the fucking same mold. Get the fuck out of here. When Black Lives Matter happened, all the top black scientists got together and created an identical set of 12

black women to take over every fucking city in America. And then every once in a while, they go on stage and they go, the crime ain't that bad in Oakland? And you're like, all right, sure, fine. God damn it. Will you just shut the fuck up? No, Zan was onto something with all, with this, uh, this, uh, black lady takeover of

everything, you know, but she'd walked it back. That was a mistake. Yeah, well, she was, she was correct. Yeah. It's, uh, she really bitched out of that. Anytime you see. Maybe if they were attacking Israel, she would show a little more backbone, you know. If you ever see a black.

blue lady in a blue suit on a stage with some flags behind her. That's what I'm looking at right now. Look at this. Look at this. That's what I know. That's what I'm looking at right now. If you ever see a black lady wearing a blue suit in front of a bunch of flags, you're about to hear some of the stupidest shit you ever heard in your life.

It's always a blue suit. I don't know where, I don't know why they all got the blue suit. They all got the, where's the wig? Where's the wig? How come they all, I thought black ladies had the wigs. They always got this shitty fucking short hair. Yeah. And they go, actually, Oakland's a treasure.

Trump doesn't know what a magical community we have. And you're like, all right, fine. Yeah. Nice suit. Real magical. Real magical and community. They're magical groups of ladies. And they all, it's the, none of our people did nothing.

They didn't do nothing. Oakland didn't do that. Oakland didn't do nothing. Oakland didn't do nothing. I don't know what Trump's saying. Oaken did something. Oakland did do nothing. You don't have to.

When you're doing the didn't do nothing for an entire fucking city, that's when you got off the rails. You got to stop. I know the impulse is anytime anything happened, you've got to say nothing but nothing. You can't say it about the whole fucking city. Somebody in the city did something. Somebody in Oakland did something. A lot of people in Oakland did a lot of somethings. Okay?

If you work, all the businesses there have to have full-time security guards just to walk people with their fucking cars because they're like, I'm sorry we're still in Oakland. We bought this big office building in the 70s and we can't leave. We're trapped here forever. and all the employees just, they're like, I'm going to go get a sandwich and they're like, all right, we're going to send three armed guards with you and get a fucking sandwich. Okay.

Oakland is a shit hole, and that's the bottom line. What was your problem called? Getting out of your house. Online forms for shit. I could have handled with an email or whatever. Okay, this is my problem. It's IP theft. Look at this.

IP theft. New character from the ripaverse. in the universe with dastardly darkest of villains calls for a bright light to pierce the shadowy veil the ripperverse shifts into gear with the ripazine number five

and the new and the new superhero uh blue flash a short story by NBA retard Andrew fucking idiot fucking wait he's letting NBA Andrew write the comics now and wearing Eminem glasses fucking more look at this is like the most obvious

fucking rip off blue shift like a Doppler effect on lights because he's running at you so fast. A universe with the darkest of villains. Isn't that a description of the ripaverse itself? They don't have the darkest of villains though. They really should. They're the lightest of dark skin villains.

So he's got a flash. It looks like the flash. He acts like, I mean he looks like the flash. He's got red hair. Here's your problem. Here's your problem is first of all, speedsters they all always look the same. I get it.

Why? Why? I have a big fat speedy guy. Because it's the idea of the guy's running. What's a runner going to look like? It's going to be a skinny guy, you know? Yeah, but that's dumb. I guess you could have a fat speedster?

That would be interesting. What do you mean? Could you have it? It's all fucking made up. Well, you got to come up with some sort of justification as to how he remains fat. Have a guy that runs so fast as all of his skin hangs off like a parachute. Like that. Why can it be fat?

I think the problem when designing a speedster is how do I not put light. lightning bolts all over this motherfucker. Just don't. Just don't put the lighting bolts on. The river verse said, let's put a bunch of lighting bolts all over this motherfucker because we can't think of anything else. That involves speed.

Speed and lightning. Like, I understand the kinetic energy, like, relationship, but he doesn't have, if you look at, like,

his pants and shit, there's like little fucking lightning bolts on it. I go, there's other stuff that's fast than lightning. He doesn't have to have fucking lightning shit on it. Like thunder. That's what drives me.

Yeah. Okay, thunder. I don't know. Put a headshot guy. What else is it? Well, a head shock's not actually fast. What is fast?

Uh, like diarrhea. A cheetah. Make him the cheetah. Oh, he could be a... Of any of the guys, this guy should be the black one. Of any of the superheroes that they got.

It could be a black sort of guy. That was a great fast guy, you know? Yeah, and he eventually did introduce a couple. Well, yeah, a train is fast. So he's based on a train. Jack, this should be the Shinkan Zen, though. It should be a black guy. A car guy.

My name is Shinkan Zen, right? Because there's kind of some kind of cross. There's like a one-way crossover where black people think they're Japanese and Japanese people are like, get the fuck out of here. Get away from me. Right? His name could be a premature ejaculation. He's there.

He's quick. Quick shot. Quick shot. Quick shot. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. He's a guy.

Quick shot would be a speedster with a gun. That's a good idea. But instead they got to put fucking lightning bolts on him. Because it's just the fucking flash. So the ripaverse dropped this diarrhea, this steaming load on us. And this fucking gentleman here,

what is his name? Shades of Vengeance says... Vengeance. We might need to have a chat, he says. I created a speedster called Blue Shift in 2016 and she has several ongoing comics. I'll DM you. So once again,

Once again, once again, we have failed to do a Google and see what intellectual property are. Yeah. So he creates a speedster named Blue Shift. Yeah. Blue Shift being a representation of the light shift when you move at certain speeds, you know. Yeah. I don't know the exact technical definition. If an object is moving at you, the light that comes off of it is compressed, so it's

shifted to the blue. It's going away from you. The light's stretched out, so it's shifted. The light going away from you is blue and the light coming towards you is red. No, people, things coming at you, it's blue shifted. Um, okay. But it's not like it's all, it's all blue shifted a little bit. So it's not like some kind of, I mean, I don't know, he's running at you so fast. As people are bringing up, uh, how do you know how do you make a hero name blue shift and you go, uh, blue shift, the hero with bright red hair. And you know, well, And this is what, if I type in, if I go to Google and then I type in Blue Shift comic, look at this, there's just a lot of, you know, it reminds me of, it reminds me of searching for a certain other situations. Yeah, look at this, Blue Shift comic.

Was this not a problem before? Look at this, Blue Shift frenemies, it's got Kickstarter. And it's on, it's on Kickstarter. It's, you know, we're in the realm of kickstarting comics and crowdfunding where I'm a huge Blue Shift fan of the comic. I love Blue Shift and always have been. original, of course. I thought they were making a new one. Yeah. So I was hyped. I was excited about it. Well, this is

not an insignificant campaign. I want to say it raised like $20,000 or something. It's no super killer, but it came out. This is not, go to the actual campaign page. Stop trying to look at the image. Just click that thing. Which thing? I want to see how much they raised. I want to know what big a project is. Your pocket watching.

I'm not pocket watching. $1,200. Well, that's, that's still real. It's still real. That's real, man. Shade of vengeance comics. It's even got. in commerce. It's got a video trailer is a video trailer here? Let's watch the video trailer for Eric's because Eric, Eric, all of his

superheroes, all of his videos he always hires or casts closeted homosexual men. Anybody who's in the office? No, closeted homosexual men. Right, anyone in the warehouse. I feel like we're saying the same thing. Homosexual men.

I think we're saying the same thing. No, you're not because he has a bunch of cross-eyed black guys and weird degenerates in his in his warehouse. The people he hires to do voice acting are closeted homosexual white men for everything. Oh, okay. Which is weird. The black gays he keeps in the warehouse. Uh, yeah, I don't know if they're, I don't know if I would say they're gay, uh, Brandon. They're gay for him. They're definitely gay for him. Let me try to find. Does anybody have the video for this shit? Go to the ripaverse Twitter, of course. I'm sure it must be there.

I think I'm blocked Now I've been a big fan of the original Blue Shift comics forever So when I heard of course There was a new Blue Shift comic I was all excited and then I said Well how come it's a guy with red hair now

I thought it was a pretty lady And this confusion in the marketplace Is becoming a problem for me Yeah I said this is the blue shift I know in love Here it is Who's this motherfucker? Docu Mandrew

Is the who created it Here we go Why are you just letting anybody Write a comic My name is Zfer Arlen And I Okay, what? My name is Zfer

My name is Zfer Arlin Z to A He's a white guy With a black name In this universe Now My name is Zeper Arlin And I'm doing something stupid

My family Committing IP then We've got to Committing blatant intellectual property. Yeah, I'm doing something stupid. I'm ripping off this comic. Secret. And I've never been allowed to attend normal school before now because of it.

This is Andy Andrew's true story. Andy Andrew went, well, when I had to attend school as a retarded child, it was really hard. So I'm going to draw on those experiences to create blue shift. Did AI make this? Because, like, the characters look normal. No. Like, this is, like, normal-looking girls here. I mean, hot, but, like...

I'm excited. Hopefully you fuck some. We've got a secret. Whoa. And I've never been allowed to attend normal school before now because of it. Mom and dad say high school can be a bit of a culture shock. But how bad can it really be? High school is a bit of a culture shock?

They say that? Is he from? he's he's like a he's like a sheltered boy is he from like uh back in time okay so my question is like is is andy andrew like some kind of weird homeschool kid that i think i think so obviously yeah i think it's his story as being a loser high school uh homeschool kid who suddenly has to enter high school uh man if you're gonna do like a teenage superhero and it's just like oh i'm in high school, I'm being bullied. I'm like, right, Peter Parker, I got it.

No, no, you don't understand. Like, I have to hide my powers from the people are, yeah, I got it, it's Peter Parker. Like, what is new? Yeah, okay. We got it. We got it. Who cares?

After all, getting up to speed is something I do best. I know they're worried, but I can be careful. Wait, he's eating, he's eating croutons quickly? Getting up to speed? What is this?

Is N.D. Andrew, his dad? This looks like the mouths in your comic. Yeah, big mouths. Yeah. I like the big mouth. Right? Ah. It's something I do best.

I know they're worried, but I can't be careful. I think Andrew drew himself in a comic. Only time will tell him. He said the dad's got to be an asshole. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's him. Is that what he thinks he is? Yeah, he thinks he's like a fucking huge-shouldered fucking dude.

With a manly beard who's fucking, one of the Saska's sisters on the side there. What a fucking loser. Did you really make your speedster run track? Is that what's happening? It's like, this is all so fucking brain to be careful. I can be careful. This is the worst idea ever. Oh, sparks and bolts.

Wait, what did he say? Farts and bolts? Sparks explode? What? Only time will tell if this is the worst idea ever. Oh, sparks and bolts? Sparks and bolts? Is that like

Like butters? Is that his? Is that? Is that? Is that? Is it? Yeah. Sparks and bolts.

Bro. Wait a minute. What was that? Time will tell us. I think that's the worst idea. Because he's a homeschool kid. He can't swear. Oh,

so he's a weird fucking homeschool kid vocabulary. Oh. Oh. Butterfingers. Dude, what kind of, what kind of home life did N.D. Andrew have? Was he like a

I don't know. but one of these guys There's a certain level of self-insert That you gotta not go this hard Time will tell us this is the worst idea ever Sparks and bolts I think it's sparks and bolts What?

What? What is that a curse? Sparks of bulbs? I don't know Somebody saying it might be I don't know man it's instead of saying fuck

sparks and bolts oh fiddlesticks well that's the other thing is you wouldn't yell sparks and bolts because it's not like a quick exclamation like ah fuck you know sparks and bolts ah sparks and bolts

and bolts you have time to yell that and bolts time will tell us this is the worst idea ever oh sparks and bolts his shoes came off because he was running He's a clumsy guy Please don't play the Sparks

Again Whoa, he's gonna fuck Chun Lee Wait a minute He turns into this like Guy that fucks What the fuck is this Yeah He's gonna fuck Chun Lee dude

Hell yeah Oh, heyro Please Oh hello I want to shuck on your dick Mr. Brewfresh Very excited for dead Is Andy Andrew's wife Chinese

Does he have a wife? I don't know. Or it's that blonde chick with the ponytail. Nah, this is about him. Someone saying they got Jason Griffith, the Sonic voice actor. Is this the voice actor of Sonic? Oh, yeah, that's why it sounds like, that's why it sounds fucked up. Yeah.

Yeah, because Sonic is like not quite. Voice actor Jason Griffith. He's like not quite a man, but not quite a child. And then they put him in this teenager and it just sounds fucking weird. Like Sonic the hedgehog. Why don't you just get Vic Miniana? Why don't you get Winnie the Pooh

to be the hero's voice Wow, the voice of a Sonic Oh, you love that at that right Leonardo from the Ninja Turtles You love that, right? What, the Sonic voice?

Yeah, you're impressed by that. Uh, no, I don't fucking know any of this shit. I don't know. What do you mean you don't know any of the shit? Well, I'm saying, I don't know who does the voice of Sonic.

Like, I'm the page as you got to Sonic. Right. Well, there's a lot of voice. Look, if he had gotten Urkel, I would be like, all right, here we go. But, no, not this. He didn't get Erkel. Can't help but wonder, though.

Can I be something more? I guess we can give this a tryout. So as always, you can get that. Yeah. as always my question for every rip-a-verse project is what's the fucking hook man the hook is that the book comes out that's the hook

good hook yeah great hook no matter how bad it is it comes out and you can have it I can and I can walk but I can walk into any comic store in town and I can buy the latest issue of the flash and it's probably going to be better right yeah I would assume

buying any flash comic book or a flash graphic novel or whatever. I'm going to go, ah, it's about a white kid who runs fast. And an expert story. I told my expert story tell him. This guy goes, well, I got a story about a white kid who runs fast. You go, okay. And we're like, what makes it different?

It's like, well, it was written by a gay guy. And you're like, well, that is different. That could be different. And he wrote it to impress his black boss. You're like, all right. That's pretty odd. Okay. Is it like, does it have a lot of, like, racism hidden in it and stuff?

like dog whistles and stuff no it's just him it's like his his being in high school where everyone he's a loser and he's trying to fuck

this Chinese girl oh well again if I want a story of a guy who's struggling him to be a superhero I go

I can just watch that Spider-Man movie any of them they're all pretty good yeah like do something new it's like this complete

the conservative parallel economy is like what if we did all the shit liberals did 50 years ago

and like different in any way No, exactly the fucking same and a little bit worse. I'm sorry. You're like, okay. You're saying this is the conservatives doing this. I mean, I'm sure there's other people who are making similar. Who is a writer for the Flash that you know?

That you could name off the... Did Dan Slot write some Flash? Who's a writer that's contributed like, you know, lore to the character of the Flash over the years? What famous writer for The Flash do you know? I'm not a Flash guy. I don't read a lot of fucking Flash shit. Okay, but I'm also... Okay, but that's the question.

Who? Who are you marketing this to? But I'm saying, what is this a curve? First of all, you don't even watch Curve. People are saying EBS. EBS didn't write Flash. He drew Flash. You asked who wrote it.

Are you talking about EBS? You're talking about EVS? you asked who wrote flash you didn't ask who drew it and also yes he drew he's in the chair right now he says i drew some flash when you think of e vs you don't immediately go oh yes famous flash artist like yes he drew some flash he's mostly uh you're right you're right sorry if you said who drew the flash i would

have i could have answered you're totally right my apologies okay that's my problem IP theft It'll get you It'll sneak up on you And it'll get you It'll get you It's their assholes My question is

Who is it for? Okay IP theft I forget what else I had Things that could have been an online form Things it could have been an online form All right Unpeathed

Stolen Valor freakouts About freakouts Okay and what the hell was my first one? Roblox. What the hell is this on Roblox? What's this doing on Roblox? What did I say?

What's this doing on Roblox? I don't know. Trio Doug will get it. All right everybody, go to Patreon.com. EBS is slamming me on the chat. Send me one of your fucking Flash comics if it's that good. Oh, man. The first time he called in my show,

we had an hour conversation with the Flash. I read fucking the greatest day or whatever, man. EBS, next time I talk to you, I want to talk about the Tick, Judge Dredd, and Scrooge, Scrooge McDuck, comics. That's what I want. I need your insights. Carl Banks. Carl Banks.

Yeah, but I need like, barks. I need the whole, I need, you know, more than that. I want to know about those three things. Okay. Biggest problem.com to vote on the problems. Patreon.com slash biggest problem. We talk about Superman. I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's the best

bonus episode because it's like I thought it was pretty good because we got into some classic pedantic veto arguments which is kind of the best stuff. You're doing too much stuff with Jews and kind of got I don't think you can do too much stuff with Jews in the modern political climate

I think if anything the Jewish plight should be on everyone's tongue and God bless the brave freedom fighters in Israel keeping their country safe. Some of us don't think it's funny we talked about the Iron Dome Israel's number one superhero

A lot of good stuff Oh yeah that was cool This episode That was funny Yeah Iron Dome is a better design Than blue streak Blue Blur

Well Blue streak Why don't they just call him Blue Blur or Blue Streak Why's it got to be Blue Shift Why you gotta steal the name Because Andy Andrew has to show off How Smart he is

That's where he wears those fake ass glasses So he's got to be like Oh this is like a physics term Like this is like I fucking love science man Look Blue Shift I bet you're wondering

Why he's called blue shift. It's because in physics, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. You obviously called it that so people would ask you to explain shit in physics that like a fucking high schoolers should know.

There's also the name of a counterstrike expansion in like 2004 year. Like everybody knows that term, man. We've all heard the term blue shift. It's not that clever. Well, I hope this guy, what was that guy's vegans? The vegans. No, it's spiritual vengeance. Spirit of vegans.

Spirit of vegans It was the spirit of vegans I hope he fucking Whatever you need Spirit of vegans You've got a crowd fund Whatever you need And fuck Eric July

Right up the ass For stealing your character I mean it is It is a problem for This guy, this small creator Don't let these Don't let these slick talking jive turkeys Like Eric July

Walk all over you Steal your comic book name pollute the market, ruin the market with his hibbitty-jibbitty bullshit and fuck up your character. You've got to fight him. You got to fight him. And apparently it's an on.

When? When will you fight? It's got to be now. The fight's got to happen now. Well, here's what I would say. He says this is an ongoing character. You know, that he has additional adventures planned for.

Next time this guy goes, hey, I'm making a Blue Street comic that continued adventures of Blue Street. I would say, I got to help this guy. we gotta buy this comic book the real blue streak should be seen and known or else people

don't do that buying shit do the suing part that's what you need to do file if he has the money for the comic fundraise it's very expensive lawsuits very expensive no they're not to file

they're very easy to file they're very easy to file yeah they're easy to file but then sometimes you're gonna follow it up no you don't you just file it and then you fuck the other person over big time like if you filing a lawsuit cost nothing. A cease and desist. A cease and desist might be... No, sue. Sue. Sue him. Don't do it the Vito way. You've put out, sir,

vegans, you've put out comics so you know more about the comic industry than Vito. He's never put out a comic. You've put out multiple comics. You have to fight for your character and your IP. Or else it'll get stolen. It'll get stolen like a bicycle by Eric July. You don't want that. A bicycle. He's going to come around. Eric July is going to come around. Wait a minute.

He's coming around. No, no, no, no. And he goes, oh, God. That's a nice, that's a nice character over there. That's a nice looking character. That's a nice looking character over there. Ooh, that character can run fast? Who are you talking about?

You got a fan? I'm talking about Blue Shifts. I can steal it. That's what he's thinking. I can steal. I could steal. I could steal it. Eric, you can't steal that character.

Eric, Eric, you can't steal that character. Who steals? Eric. You got to leave that character alone. Stop taking the blue shift. Do we have super chats? I'm going to read super chats. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems at biggest problem.

That show. Patreon.com slash biggest problem for our newest bonus episode, the biggest problem in Superman. All right. Wow, we got a lot. Is this all today? No, this is the last show. Okay, hold on.

You got a lot of super chits. Here we go. Stu K for two. When life gives you lemons, you eat them. Boss Hog for 279 Canadian money. Schizophreniafrey, Vito defending petos on Twitter. Say it ain't so. All this and more on tonight's after problem.

What did you say about pedophiles? I don't think I said anything. anything about pedophiles, thankfully. I don't believe you. It's, uh, uh, people misinterpret. People misinterpret my, uh, galaxy

brand tweets and they go, wait, what were you saying? Somebody sent me what Vito was saying. He's talking about pedophiles. He's talking about pedophiles. Uh, LJ.

Clauberina for two, Battlefield 6 beta is out and it's free. Go, let's go Swetzel. Uh, one MC show five. Give us the boink oink or you get the bongongedong in the poop sloop. Curb tire for two. Yeah. Blue shift.

More like blue shift. shit. Mokaka Taka for two. Vito wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

I got to get that baby oil. Noble Cactus for five. Vito needs to go to the apology room from severance.

Kato the Swiss for five. Thank you. Ding dong Fuggas for 10. Trust me when I say the Vito isn't even working on

super killer people are going to feel real stupid when they see all the stuff I'm lining up for 2024. That's Vito from December of

2023. Did you see that? I did do a lot. I did do a lot in 2024. Wait, wait, but what's the exact quote? Wait a minute, I saw that today. I just read the quote, literally.

Yes, read it again. Low Pony-ass eater for five. You can do it, Vito. Vladi Shark for two. Vito, do a Chinese voice for my cartoon. This guy wants me to do a voice, but I'm not good at accents. So he keeps trying to get me to do it. Maybe I could do a Chinese accent.

Blanco boy for five. I could do a racist Chinese voice. It's not going to be. That's not racist. That's how they talk. Some of them Maybe I could do a Chinese choice Okay here it is

Blanco Boy for five There you go Look at the date As the date Wow December 30th 2023 Trust me when I say

The Vito isn't even working on Superkiller people are going to feel real stupid When they see all the stuff I'm lining up for 2024. Do they feel stupid? I don't know. Guys, super chat if you feel stupid or not. If you're one of the people that said Vito isn't even working on Superkiller, be honest.

Be honest about it. There you go. Put a one in the chat if you feel stupid and put a two if you do not feel stupid. All right. Blanco Boy for five. The stern problem last week was clearly about Zvedo's desire to be loved in spite of his antics. Also, I didn't buy Super Killer and even I'm sick of waiting. Jen Wong for five, Mr. Wong says, ah, so you have problem with Peking.

Why Peking bad? Are you leicest? Oh, you know like a yellow peeper? There you go. I can do a little Chinese. Yulam Alvaki for 10. I do not care about Super One. Killer 1. Certainly don't kill about Super

Killer 2. Vito, you've talked about it so much that I am bored of the idea together. Spoiled on the vine. Fish Nuts 1 for 10. Vito, once again, your art sucks. No one likes it. They are just making fun of you. I like it. Move on line for 2. Vito directly ripping off Meat

Canyon with Gooner. I have not if Meat Canyon did that, I haven't seen it. Not Moth Man for 5. You're overcomplicating. It's not ripped off. Something has to be done for it to be ripped off. There's nothing done here. Nothing's happened. There you go. It's just like retarded conversations on Discord. Absolutely. You're over-complicating Detective Gooner. He's basically Colombo, but with meditative

masturbation. I do like Colombo. That's right. Kagan Postal for 5. Diper money. By the way, Richard Costco has pretty good deals on diapers. Thank you. Isn't that a sign of poverty if you put your kid in Costco diapers, though? I guess it doesn't matter. Purple Hayes, Van, Van, Netherlands for 5. At least the black guy delivered a comic that I can't read. Mr. Tattoo Charlie for two The L on Vito's hat stands for fat The gym tyrant for two Vito don't veto on the gym

Skits O'Shawn for five Vito eight Luigi Mike Hunt for two Sam Hyde gave Harland gold And didn't get a plug Was that the guy he flipped the table? Is that Harley? Yeah, that was cool But what do you mean didn't get a plug?

He was on the episode Was he not allowed Did he not get to say the URL or something? I don't know. Everyone knows who Sam Hyde is. I mean, I thought. I don't know. I think they could find him pretty easily.

G. Davis for five, the Canadian government-run liquor stores refusing to stock. American liquor isn't a boycott by the people. Is it the government-run liquor stores that are boycotting it? Yeah, that's a new article. Vladdy Shark for two, Vito, I changed my mind, do an Indian voice. He wants me to do an Indian voice now. L.J. Claiborino for two. Do not watch Superman and HD on F movies, wink, wink.

Oh, cool There you go Mr. Tattoo Charlie for two Biggs Problem is acoustic ceiling tile dust In Your Eye Yeah Yeah true Hazar Gaming Guys 5 Vita said two weeks ago

That the Super Killer Digital Print would be out Scammer and liar This money is for Richard only You did say that He did say that I did and then he said it'd be out next week today I don't think that's gonna happen Well I didn't say it would be

No no no I will be out next week 100%. There's no way I have it. I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, you've been looking at it for two years. I just got to adjust the color of the soup. Cat Rallis, 10 bucks, thank you. Jiggin' Briggin for five.

New York Post referenced instant super chat. Wait, why? We've referenced in New York Post a lot. Ryan Zoh for 10. Crimzel told me half of Super Killer takes place in a diner. Can someone make a super cut of all the time? Vito said it was going to come out. I just know about the tweet on 729.

Oh, that would be funny. A super cat of all this week. It's coming out this week with the date. Well, not this week. It's coming out soon. Ket Ra- It's done. I'm putting it out.

Cat Rallis for five. Second one, now I'm focused on the second one right now. The second one's looking good. Cat Rallis for five. I wish you genuine luck with Super Killer Vito. Wish I had, though I had to give up trading to invest more time. My own projects. Keep that focus.

Fish nuts for five. I'm so happy I never bought Super Killer. What a waste of time. and money. That's fine. Okay. The gym tyrant for five. You know, I'm a chronic PCA fan.

You complained about the outfit when you were on. Can Crush or disappointed. Still not done gym punishment. Okay. I don't know what that means. Straturgery for five. Imagine adjusting the colors and mouth on page 32 of your comic. But when you turn to page 33, it chucks dicks in my ass.

Too bad the color on the dicks was off. The gentleman sausage for five. In Vito's defense, the last time they packed black people on boats, it was a very lucrative industry. That's true. They made a lot of money. Gladdy Shark for two. Let's go with a retarded Italian voice. Bataboo! Skipsy for five. Stolen Valerie is about fraud.

Just Larping is an army guy at the mall isn't illegal, just weird. Yeah, but like, it's the guys who care about the non-fraud. Not just the fraud guys. Peter Hansber for five Superkillers out next week. Will Vito give up all Super Chats for future shows until it's released sure Fish Nuts 1 for 5

He won't do that though Yeah Because it's gonna be out There's no chance it'll be out There's zero chance I'm just saying 100% it'll be out Fish Nuts for 5 Why is Vito always defending?

How much you want to bet? 500 bucks No No No there you go Fish Nuts for 5 Why is Vito always defending pedophiles in some way Tiki the Might

Because I'm not But whatever I'm not gonna get into it Tiki the Mighty for 2 Vito calling anti-pd-pdepaths, wow. Jared's 64-4-4-5. Vito, please go on financial audit and tell them all this and the card shit. That guy still follows me, man. I've been talking to him on Twitter.

Woked in for five. Maddox's brutal takedown of Just Wang happened more recently than the Superkiller campaign closed. How is that possible? Oh, yeah, that's crazy. I don't know what you're measuring. It feels like another fucking lifetime, the Superkiller campaign closing. It's unreal. I don't think it's unreal

I just at this point I don't know man it's coming out like what can I say Tekey the Mighty for two Best Speedster was fasto from my menorah team Riley and Friends for 5 says Put on the Crown Vito

Skids of Sean for 5 says Kick Vito bring on EVS I don't know Are we set up for guests right now Yeah of course I know he wants Well I know he wants to come on But I feel like we should have him come on

for a whole video episode Not just the end of an episode. Yeah, come in. Maybe next week we could have EVS come in. Super Killer will be out, and you can all tell me how much you hate it. Johnny Rocket for 10. IP Fest.

Theft is messed up. Unreleaded, read Super Killer versus the Punisher. So Mike Barron was retweeting that for some reason. That's like, this is fucking weird. Caro for two. Sparks and bolts. What the hub is that? I don't know.

Sub-Dax, sub-fat. EBS is here for 10. Dick, I'd enjoy calling it to the show again, but I'd rather make fun of Vito than talk comics with you honestly. Well, there you go. Maybe she'd go into the Dick show or something. Yeah, calling to my show. Ditch melon for two.

Johnny would love to chew the fat with you, as it were. Chew the Fats. Love y'all. Diamond G for two. How do I Supercom tribute a digital copy? If you're a backer, you'll get an email. Jason Griffith is the most disliked Sonic voice actor says SCAR for five goes to

show you how much money he had. See, that's why I was not impressed because I went, there's been a lot of Sonic voice actors and most of them are bad. Okay. And even the most recent games I'm playing, I go, this guy fucking sucks. I like, uh, Urkel was the best. All right, well, that's all them super

chats. Uh, stick around, guys. I'll be streaming some games after the show. Dick, can you put on the list of our top supporters? And don't forget, guys, vote on all the proms at biggest problem. Uh-oh. He dropped out. I don't know why.

All right, goodbye, everybody. Like a classic bonus episode. You were back. You muted for a second. Oh. Okay. You said, don't forget to check out. Oh.

I think I, yeah, I know what happened. Okay. I fixed it now. Okay. Am I here now? No. Okay. No.

All right. Okay. Bye. Bye.