The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 202

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

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Yes, one click. Nailed it. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to the timer. How's it going? I think you got it. I think you got it. I think you nailed it. Ah, great. The worst I feel, the better my hair looks I've noticed in life. My lighting's all fucked. My lighting ain't great. Why don't you get a good camera?

What kind of camera you got there? Are you rocking? A nice logitick No Let's get you good Let's get you good camera Come on Get you nice Like a team effort

Like the show's gonna buy me a camera Oh sure What are you talking about? I don't yeah They're like $200 What are you talking about? A camera? Go fucking

Well don't let Dirk get it You get it Don't talk Don't talk about dirt Don't you get it Because it'll never get done Doug Trio Find a camera

I think the camera looks fine It doesn't look fine Right now it does makes you look bad, which is saying something. It's blurry. It looks like a fucking potato. I always look bad. I got these little lens wipes.

You ever wipe the camera down, your camera? No. This one's like dried out. I like what it does, the spiderwebs. You can use these. These have a dual function. What's the other one wiping your asshole? You can wipe your glasses down.

The dual function. Any sort of lens, any lens type of Vito, that doesn't really qualify as dual. It's got a dual function. You could wipe cameras. You can wipe your phone, a telescope. It's got a lot. Binoculars, you can wipe down.

Very good stuff. I do, what was your fingernail problem? Oh, my fingernails are getting bad. Liding the fingernails too much. You're getting bad. All right. I think I, nope, that's the wrong one. I know.

This one. Guys, don't forget to go to superkiller.org. Get yourself a copy of my beloved comic book. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. It's the show that ranks every problem in the universe, from the sheets on your bed to liberals making children dead. Now I remember the problem he was talking about. That's my hostick-Badjohn.

But joining me is Vito Giswoldi. World famous comic book creator, yeah, yeah. Comic book, creator. Comic book, Maven. I got a call from Todd McFarland yesterday. He said, you know, I've been making these up. He said, I've been making, y'all, he said that. It's not outside. You said it was outside.

You took the picture in front of my front door. He said, Vito, we got to get this super killer out because I've been making these shitty ice-arm statues. We got to make the super killer statue. And that's how he talks for some reason, world famous comic artist, Tom. No, I used to watch Spawn all the time. He talks like... Today we're going to look at some Spawn figures.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's it. Well, the reason I love Todd McFarland is... Because he's rich and successful. Well, he also... But he has the McFarland Toys YouTube channel, which, like, they're a big toy... Yeah, yeah, but they're like a big toy company. They have, like, all these major licenses.

And all the videos are just Todd walking through Walmart and going, these are the new figures here that we got, the DC line. You can get them at the Wall... And I'm like, this is fucking great. It's just like Todd McFarlane walking through Walmart, showing you his stuff. From Narks at Burning Man to school shootings by a lady man. That was also sent in by that. You missed a death at Burning Man?

Is that what I saw? A man, it just doesn't. Honestly, it doesn't get any worse than missing Burning Man this year. A guy found in a pool of his own blood. The rain, uh, uh, uh, hoobobs. flying around mud orgies decadence violence fun excitement oh man and there was a

there was a cocaine truck that crashed on the outside of Gerloff did you hear that a cocaine truck yeah cocaine truck crashed outside of the outside of the gates or right inside the gates okay here we go I wish I was there for that

maybe if there was a meth truck I don't even want to think about cocaine. Quick to hop on it. Shitty deliveries. You win. That was a terrible problem. I like, I fucked that problem. But hey, yes, I guess everybody knows what I'm talking about.

Dude. We're both me and my wife are at home now all the time. So we see every delivery man come and go. The delivery guy, last week, the UPS guy, reaches over the fence and starts petting the dog, like screeching the dog. and we're watching him because we're like what the fuck is this what's this weirdo doing and then he opens the gate and starts petting the dog

I'm like what the fuck is going on here that's so that the dog could get out at that point that's terrible that's not good one Amazon guy left the gate open what the fuck you need to move the intro slide up a few pixels shut up trio Doug what are you talking about pixels

well we don't have the intro slide up right now I don't know how to I don't know how to do that I know it's slightly the wrong size, and it drives me nuts, but I don't know how to do that. Is he watching it on his phone? No, look, look. See, the top? Did you see the top? No, no.

The top's the problem? Look, right there, see the top? Did you see the top? Oh, okay. Yeah, I saw that. You see it? Okay, watch, watch, watch. See the top? See how you can see it?

See that? It mutes me when you put that fucking thing on. Okay, look, look, look. Do you see it? Yes, stop. I don't know how to fix it, Doug, or a trio, Doug. I don't know if you can send me that file, I can just re-encode it. I don't know where the file is.

You obviously do, whatever. I know it's right. It's not a, I can't send you this icon on the screen. You can go into the back end of this fucking program we're using right now and we'll tell you the file. Then I have to start uploading old old. archive footage, if I'm going to start looking for files, I'm not fucking around with the logo with the drug. Okay, liberal mass shooters, that was a big one. Not as bad as deliveries.

Yeah, I guess that's true, though, because you get bad delivery. I got a, I don't know what to do. I got a package and says it got delivered. I didn't get it. So, like, I think I'm just fucked. What was it? That was a magic card. What kind of magic card?

It was a textured, borderless subtlety. What the hell is that? From Modern Horizons 3. It's an elemental with a... A textured border, what? Textured borderless subtlety. The thing is a subtlety? The name of the card is subtlety.

They had a... The guy is a subtlety? Like an encumbrance of that women? In magic, they come up with elemental names, and they usually are one word names like grief, fury. A truth and a fury I get, but a subtlety, it's not very subtle. I didn't name the fucking card, man It's like you're giving me shit for it

He didn't be paying money for that shit Subtleties is a very powerful card It's better than it's almost as good as endurance But is it a thing? You're like, hey look at that subtlety over there It's like a blue floaty ghost That's the thing Oh, it's the embodiment of subtlety, yeah Can they find the guy who came up with that

And shoot him? Well, of the five cards they printed in that cycle they've already had to ban two of them, so they should have to, they should shoot that guy. Because they're too up their own ass. Because they keep printing cards that are too powerful

and ruining the game. Oh. God forbid, they ruin the game. Spider-Man cards are coming. I got some Spider-Man cards today. No, there's not Spider-Man magic cards. Oh, yeah, it's a whole Spider-Man set

to fight your Final Fantasy cards. You didn't see the Spider-Man stuff? You've seen the Spider-Man. Is there a G-I-Joe magic cards? Well, it's Hasbro, so yes, at some point there will be There's my little pony magic cards and shit How many? Not too many

Like 5, 10 Not a whole set They have not done a whole set They're gonna make their own They're making a My Little Pony trading card game Itself so that will hopefully stay out of magic For little girls? No

So no rules at all, just do whatever you want Grown men. Match the pony up with a dress and a hat and then see who looks better? I'm sure the rules will be a little deeper than that. I mean, I would hope so. Have you been a man? I'm going to try and get some of the My Little Pony cards to resell. I think that's going to be a hot item.

To resell or to play with your Norrie dolls? I'm not into my little pony. I don't think I would collect those. It's totally cool to like my little bit more. Also, it's a well-made cartoon, surprisingly. It was. It was. and then they changed showrunners and it went to shit.

Yeah. What was that, it was that girl who's married to the Powerpuff Girls guy? Uh, Faust. Yeah, Lauren Faust and Craig. I assume, when I hear that, I go, well, obviously the guy's, like, secretly writing it for her, you know? Yeah, he's like, don't do that.

Don't do that. And don't do that, yeah. Don't do that. Undercover cops at Burning Man, CVS, which I thought would be way bigger because it sucks. Totally sucks. Consumer value store. But then I was at Target today.

Did you know that's what CVS stands for? Yeah, I think I've seen that on the thing before a movie. What does CVS stand for? Me and my buddies used to hang outside the CBS. We called ourselves the Consumer Value Society. Hmm. Drinking liquor, smoking cigarettes. Really?

The consumer... Yeah, yeah, we were tough guys. Wow. Hanging the CBS crew. And you'd make, like, hats out of the receipts and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were the Consumer Value Society. What was your gang sign?

Well, you tried to make a CVS with your hands, but I can't remember how to do it. It's like that. It was like that? No, it's got to be like this. I don't know. Yeah, you're right. It's hard to do. It is very hard to do.

Bedsheets. Bedsheets, the last problem, because you just need to buy fitted bedsheets. Let me guess you haven't yet. No, I have not. Okay. I have the straps. Get on that. Erb Beta Patch says Vito's just mad.

He didn't get on the Lububo's fast enough. They're doing the same Chochie BS. He's doing with magic cards. Cry more tubby. I don't know why that was necessary. Jerry Mac says Vito's inability to keep his audio consistent, his representative of his life. Audio's great today, though.

Jane's disorder, Rip Biggest Problem Dick had to be one. I don't know if she got taken away in the middle of that. Well, the audio's always been fine. I just had the microphone turn the wrong way one week. But other than that, it's been great. Did you put a sticker on it or something? It's just, I can look at the front of it. The problem is that this cover.

They put a sticker on it for you. You know, you have two pop filters there. You know that, right? I swear to God, if I don't use both pop filters, I still get popping. I can try it without the second one. And the second one stops the popping? Yes. I've listened to my audio before.

I bet it's because it forces you to stay away from it. It's because I'm a big popper. I love popping. I love poppers. Coal drums and percussion. He says, hey, Richard, that comic you just released was all right. I'm sure Vito's will be better, though. I don't know what that means.

Lance Bayliss says, The Real Super Killer is the Friends Vito lost along the way. P21 Me says, Biggest Problem is not getting an invite to the Marvel token beta. Do you know what that is? I assume that's some sort of cryptocurrency of some sort I don't know it's Tocon Marvel talkon beta

Do you know how is Tocon T-O-K-O-N Marvel Tocon Marvel Tocon Oh the fighting game Okay yeah yeah Okay Basically it's like Marvel versus Capcom without the Capcom

Which is not as good Well who's it with then Uh some Chinese people are making it, I assume. Marvel versus Chinese people? It's Arc System Works, the guys who make Guilty Gear. So that'll actually be good. Never mind.

That's exciting. Only Marvel stuff? Yeah, but, yeah, it's fine. There's so many Marvel characters. I think that's fine. Username says if Vito really does have a girlfriend, I wonder if they play with his dolls together. Probably not.

We do. Oh, you do? All right. Yeah, we dress them up in little costumes. We tie little ropes around their neck, and I say that's what will happen. you if you cross me Toothman says I fixed my audio

with like $90 of setup just to make jinky P-O-E videos. What's a P-O-E video? P-O-E P-Nus videos. He might be referring to the fact that the YouTube.com slash Vito 2, T-WO,

is currently popping off with daily uploads from your boy Vito. That's not what P-O-E means. I don't know what that means. And I also experimented with AI to try to animate the Fantastic 4 and I was surprised

at the results POE videos with less than a thousand views just by recording samples and experimenting well very good for you Oh path of exile Oh path of exile I don't know some video game thing Some LGBT thing

Okay Something about the audio Something oh yeah Fork my dongle The same UPS problem Except he didn't capitalize it so up this i had the same up i had a problem with ups when i moved to my new apartment comma i had to go online and do a digital with single quote signature because i had to be there to sign for everything all caps so he

knows where the caps is the only thing i can think of is if your package gets stolen maybe the driver gets penalized Thrilling What do you think? I learned a lot I don't know man Sometimes people leave comments and I'm like Yep

What's going on behind the screen? Sam says I hope Dick just shuts down the stream Out of nowhere next time Stylonium says We're getting to the point where Vito's ever seen your audio Can't believe you wouldn't let me play that Casey K some clips You could have played it I just didn't want to hear it

I had other stuff I got to do I can't play it you have to give me access To put stuff on the screen I can't put stuff on the screen And hold it up to the phone. That's retarded. Everybody loves that clip. It would have been a great way to end the show.

It was perfectly poignant to the super chat. You go, I can't listen to YouTube clips. I don't want to listen to YouTube clips. Every show on the internet that is popular and beloved is looking at you don't think fucking Joe Rogan goes, hey, Jamie, pull up that YouTube video.

You should just walk out. I would just walk out. If I was on Joe Rogan and he played a video, I would walk out. God forbid he has a podcast with billions, billions of views. Let's, the media, the media that we... They're all fucking retarded listening to Joe Rogan. Who needs them? Mm. Ethan said it perfect to be a fan of the show and see how good it was and watch it go to shit.

Oh, over this stupid M-I-D comic really sucks. I don't, guys, I don't know. You're going to have to throw in some comments next week. All right, that's all the comments that I have. Well, why don't we vote it up? True, Doug, you've got to figure out the high end. You got to figure out the high. Yeah, the only thing that's problem is when I get loud, it's too much.

Yeah, you need a limiter. I could adjust the limiter, yeah. Well, we should do a, we should one time, maybe next Friday, spend 20 minutes, and you can tell me what it sounds like. I down the, what the fuck? I downloaded the wrong one? How did I do that? Hold on. You downloaded what?

Why is everything so slow on this fucking computer all the time? I had a new, a brand new thing from L.J. Clauberino. Yeah. And you downloaded the wrong one, I guess. I downloaded the wrong one, I guess. God damn it! Stinger! Voted up Stinger.

L.J. Clauberino. Okay, I guess I'm just playing it from here. Yay. Ooh. Yes. Oh, yeah! Make sure to leave the whole fucking intro of the song in. There we go.

The biggest problem in the universe, vote it up now. Biggest problem, or I'll kill your family. Charity, Friday, whores, black, base, pedophiles, late rape. About brain disinformation, women ruining education. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Vito's Twitter. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Super shitter. Uh-oh Hearing trouble Uh-oh Patreon is just too Little, too, little, too, little, too, little, too, little to, little, too, little Llam's to extreme and chow

Tell me what did Vito do Where's super killer to Oh, oh, oh, oh, love Wow Was that, was that XTC? I think it is, it sounds like them I don't know, I don't know if that song was No, I recognize

Well, the style of it Sounded very XTC Guys, welcome to vote it up From episode 18 The problem of Funko Popstick You got any pops in that studio still? We still got the Sergeant Slaughter pop I got tons of them

Sergeant Fred Slaughter No, that's not a... Is that a we? Oh yeah, it is a wee That is a Dick and Vito one What do you mean? Is that a Wii? I didn't know where the Sergeant Slaughter thing came from

I forgot That it was from this show Yeah, yeah, I remember now what are you doing with all my veto's booty by the way did you throw it all out i don't know it's under a bunch of i feel like there has to be some sort of there has to be some way for me to get it still you can't just you can't just keep it there you gotta lose weight still well that was never part of veto's booty vito's booty was never predicated on losing weight it was based on getting on the scale way you would have got

all the toys i was saving i was going to surprise you well i might lose weight it might still happen. Well, there you go. They're not going anywhere. All right. So if I lose weight, I'm going to get all the toys. Enough, yeah. No, not this, not this enough. You're keeping all the good. You're keeping it. You're going, I never have to see Vito again, so I can

keep all the good toys. I don't know where all the toys are, actually. I got. This was the long, this was the long con from you as you went. At some point, all the Vito booty stuff will be mine. Here's a box that somebody sent in. Let's see what's in this. Yeah. Go read your thing.

Oh, well, I want to see what's in the box now. You can't be opening a mystery box. I'm not good at opening boxes, so... How long did it take to open a fucking Amazon box? Just rip it open. For some reason, for some reason, every single Amazon box is a little bit different. Look, have you ever seen a box like this that has done, like, that looks like a parliament cigarette? I get, I get what you're saying?

You know what I'm saying? Every single fucking box and package is different. I don't know. What about that knife we got? What about that knife we got? got from PVK. You should be using your PVK knife to open the box, that cool BobaFet knife. I don't know where that is. We had a guy send us a cool BobaFet knife, and you don't even know where it is now.

It should be on your person at all times. I have a cooler knife that someone had already sent me. I didn't want to say that. Don't say you have a cooler knife. Well, you're fucking pressing me. I do have a Pete Hansman sent it to me like 10 years ago. There's no cooler knife than the knives available. Titanium knife. Well, he's not going to send us $1,500 knives. He sent us a nice. That's like a $250 knife, my buddy sent you.

You're fucking distracting me while I'm trying to open this box. To try to get a little bit of promotion. All right. From episode 18, Funko Pops, Everett-based collectible company, Funko reported a $41 million loss in the second quarter. This loss is a massive swing from the 2024 second quarter, which was a $5.4 million profit. See, this is why I didn't want to do.

Is it a Pots another Funko Pops? Pretty good. Which one? Who is it? I can't tell you. I can't get rid of these. Leave a comment on the video if you want an A-Train Funko Pop, and I will sign it to one lucky winner. You can see it's signed by Vito Giswaldi, because I need to get rid of these things. If you would like a signed A-Train, Luke.

Leave a comment on the video. It's a gift for the fans. Leave a comment. Actually, leave a super chat. Do whatever. No, wait, you can't give gifts for super chats, so don't do that. but leave a comment. Funko is currently...

Yeah, okay. No, no, this is valuable. Funko is losing money, Dick. Do you know why? Because they're like... Any babies. Everyone's sick of them. Everyone has them.

It's because they're working to mitigate the financial impact of changing U.S. tariff policies. Oh. By implementing a workforce reduction of around 20% and raising prices after accelerating its shift

in production out of China. So they are trying to leave China to make Funko Pops elsewhere. Can you believe it? So the Funko Company. Funko Pops? Yeah, because I hate the fucking things. That's why people started sending them

back in the golden days. Way back when. And now they're losing money. We'll see if Funko manages to turn it around. Speaking about Chinese markets and whatever else, from Bonus Episode 22, biggest problem in China.

China. This was the problem of appealing to the Chinese market, which was the idea of all these companies making movies for China. Yeah, I remember that. Well, that might not continue happening as China has said that it will begin restricting imports of Hollywood films in retaliation for President Donald Trump's escalation of U.S. tariffs. So China's saying no to the American movies? No more American films because of the tariffs. So now we're just stuck with all these reruns with the Chinese people in roles. that don't, aren't important? Yeah, so we have all these movies that we put Chinese people in, and now we didn't even need to do that, because China's not going to take our movies

from us anymore. Oh, God. I hate what they have done. We ruined Hollywood for the Chinese, and now the Chinese are saying, we know what? You're a Terminator. We don't want. Marvel. You go away. We know like. Yeah.

Yeah. You got to fix the top end of your mic. It's too much. I know. Because your impressions are good, but... Well, I think this thing would help. That help. It does keep you away from the mic.

Yeah. Man, certain people, and by that I mean everyone, have really fucked up movies. Yeah. We got an interesting... Did I tell you to watch K-pop Demon Hunter yet? Yeah, I said I'm not watching that. Dude, you got to watch it. It's the number one Netflix movie of all time now.

But it's like a cartoon for kids. No, it's like a cartoon for everybody. Huh, hmm. What? It's like a, you don't like, you don't watch any, you don't watch, like, toy story or whatever? No, I only watch, like, Mad Money with Jim Kramer and those sorts of adult things. I watch, like, Marie Kondo, like, organizing your life, that kind of thing. Yeah, me too.

This is all a Marie Kondo space I've created for myself. You never noticed that? Pram all your shit in one room. That's what she says. Real quick, here's what you're going to be watching because, uh, no longer will you be getting American movies. From now on, you're going to be getting Nizaw 2, which is currently the number one grossing animated film of all time in China. Have you heard about this? No, what the fuck is this? This is the number one movie of ever. This is beaten every single animated movie.

That's like saying the Chinese is the number one race. Like, what? Based on what? Based on the amount of money that it made. It's made like $2 billion. That's not a good measure Star Wars movie. Well, according to China, this is the greatest movie ever made. It's called Miza. Stupid. It looks stupid. Oh, look at that little Chinese.

The Global Phenomenon continues. It's about a little demon baby. You are my son. A little demon. What the fuck was that? He's not a... This is the number one movie of... That's not a son?

That's a little lady That's a little boy It's a little boy Look at that shit Well no because it's like shirt I don't know if there's a shirt or what Up to a certain age Little girls walk around with shirts all the time

Especially in China It's big in China I don't know if that's true So this is what Chinese people are watching And now they're bringing it to America They got like Michelle Yo doing the voice They're gonna poison our children

With this commune's propaganda This is the number one movie of all time Michelle Yo I must be crazy Well, she's now a communist plan. I wish she would get osteoporosis. I'm sure she does. Doesn't that look exciting?

All the Chinese people fighting and shit? It just looks like Chinese shit. I see it and I'm like, okay, so it's like a Chinese story. Like what? We had our chance to influence Chinese culture with our Western values, and we failed. And now they're just going to make this. Black people and lesbians up their ass. And they're like, we don't like, we don't rack up rack people.

We had a chance to directly influence the Chinese people with our American films. We said, hey, look at this black guy. And they're like, I don't want to care of this. Check it out. A black guy. Oh, what? It's like one of the biggest drop. They really dropped the ball.

We could have changed China from the inside. And now the Chinese are just going to watch Niza and learn about whatever. the fuck this is about how you know the glory of the communist race man we all have to work together for the greater good give your property to the state so we can win this fight this looks fucking weird and dumb

too it doesn't even look good the animation doesn't even look good and it looks like a Bible story dude this looks like a fucking veggie tale what the fuck is that thing it looks so bad this is how bad we failed it's fucking veggie tales this is the number

one movie in the world and we were already getting them to like black people by sending them basketball. We didn't also have to send them a bunch of... No, no, no, no. They liked basketball. Yeah. Yeah.

I think they liked the black guys playing the basketball as well. No, they don't. American cultural imperialism was like such a good idea. And then although the wokee DEI fucking people were like, but you know, maybe we can convince them to love every race and whatever else. You're like, no.

We need to subjugate them and teach them the glory of capital. capitalism we need a we need a captain america to buy things with money you know and uh instead we didn't do that and now what now this is it this is the future of all animation and entertainment jordan peterson or candice owens that would have any semites in china do they have any semites in china do they what do they think about like uh israel yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know the banking system over there that's a pretty a big amount of people haven't how come there isn't like a big anti-semitism problem in China.

Well, China's got a lot of problems. Anyway, guys, the problem was, of course, appealing to the Chinese market, we can no longer do so. Now they're just going to make their own garbage trash, and it will begin to spread to the rest of the planet and in fact us with their values.

Man, that's great. Have you seen... A-24 is going to put this out, and all your kids are going to watch it, and they're going to go, China. All right. Pretty cool. Remember when they did... I did that with RRR, that piece of crap that every white woman on Twitter was pretending to like. I love three-hour movies with retarded action scenes like a cartoon where you can't tell what's going on. Oh, yeah, me too.

Again, that's why guys, you got to support Western focus animation like K-pop Demon Hunters, now available on Netflix. No, K-pop demon hunters, is this more, it's just backdoor Chinese shit? What are you talking about? No, no, it's backdoor Korean shit. We like the Koreans. No. The Koreans make StarCraft good and other shit like that. Okay.

I guess they just play a lot of StarCraft. They keep StarCraft going with their money. Yeah, that's my thing. Thanks for leaving that pause in there, LJ. Clapperino. Good, good info. Thanks a lot. Thanks for doing that. Vote the biggest problem in the universe.

Bump Bump Bahr. Biggest problem or I'll kill your family. Charity fraud. E-hors, black face, pedophiles, late rape. FAP brain disinformation. Women ruining education. Uh-oh. Vito's Twitter. Uh-oh.

Super Shitter. Uh-oh. Hearing trouble. Uh-oh. Patreon is just too little, too, little, too, little, too, little. Why must Dick scream and chow? Tell me what did Vito do? We're a superkiller to. Oh, oh, mojo.

Wow, cool. I learned a lot. I learned a lot. It's your turn. I'm the winner. Yeah. All right, Dick, there's a certain place on earth. It's a place that calls itself to many.

the happiest place on earth Disneyland Yeah Spreeing Rhino Very close I'll share it I'll show it to you right now

Here I'm sharing my screen Deja Vu How close It's Cracker Barrel of course The Happiest place on earth For all of us Especially fat boys like me Who love our carbohydrates

Oh you like this place When's the last time You went to a Cracker Barrel Uh Probably a couple of years ago mostly by accident by accident you don't like

do you not like cracker barrel where is there a cracker barrel uh you got to drive towards Vegas and there's one on the way yeah I don't like stopping

on the way to Vegas first of all I like to get there as quickly as possible so that I don't get too drunk before the more I have to stop driving

I see comic artist pro secrets in the chat saying I go all the time great place great place for great families think about cracker barrel Well, it's a family restaurant. Now that you have a family, maybe you'll be more of a Cracker Barlhead head, you know?

Can't be taking the kid to the bar. You're going to be taking them to chilies and Applebee's. I've got to find every barcade in L.A. So we can always go to a bar with an excuse, that it's an arcade. Fair enough. Well, here's what I'm going to say. Cracker Barrel has this beautiful charm to it. It's this kitschy Americana bullshit, which I love.

as we've discussed the idea that all of America could be summarized as chotchkes and nonsense and wood paneling and old tin signs and postcards funny greeting card postcards old timey sodas and this is my America

look at this painting of a dog and a shot all that I don't like that that's a little pedophilic well look at this old black I don't even know what this is shit on the walls is what we like this is America it's a land of

eccentricity and unique charm. And snow shoes. You've got to have some fucking snow shoes. If you're going to have an Americana themed restaurants, you've got to have a canoe and snow shoes hanging on the wall somewhere. Look, there's a pan on the wall, there's a moose, there's like a piece of gardening equipment, and this little stupid wooden triangle that you try to figure out.

Okay, that's my America. Now here's my new America. Nothing. Looks the same. Nothing. It doesn't look the same. Looks exactly the same. There's pictures of crap on the wall.

Stupid people. There's pictures of crap on the wall. Perfectly spaced in perfect little rectangular frames. There's a fence. There's a fence. For some fucking recent. Did they go shopping at Target to get this shit? It looks like they're inside a fucking, it's like a fucking home goods store now.

Oh, the charm is gone. Obviously, guys, I think we all are aware of the ongoing cracker, all the lights are correct. It's perfect. All the lights are correct. No, look, the warm, delicious lighting that made you feel like you're in grandma's kitchen, preparing for some home-cooked biscuits. Now it's this harsh artificial lighting that basically tells you eat your slop and get the fuck out. Yeah, get out of here.

Yeah, get the fuck out. Stop having fun. Stop enjoying yourself. And of course, the worst thing of all, when you go to the Cracker Barrel, why are you at the Cracker Barrel? Because you love the Cracker and you love his barrel. This was the logo that we fell in love with. Just an old white man resting on a barrel. What's he been doing all day?

Who knows? Maybe he was mixing up the biscuit dough. Or maybe he was yelling at a certain underclass of people and forcing them to mix the biscuit dough. It doesn't matter. The point is it was his old country store. Who knows what's in the barrel. It's full of hopes and dreams and this jaunty, fun logo. Look at this shape.

What is this shape, Dick? A bean. It's like a, it's like a fun bean. Look at the boldness. Yeah, it's cool. Look at the boldness of the K. Imagine your K goes, I'm going all the way. I'm going all the way.

I'm going all the way. Then you got this. Nothing. There's nothing here. There's nothing. This means nothing to me. The sea kind of goes. Where'd the K go?

It's because they had to keep some of it. They kept one element from the old logo, the sea getting a little wacky. That looks like a barrel. That looks like a barrel. That's cool. This looks like a barrel to you? Yeah, tip down inside. Yeah, okay. Where'd you get a diamond barrel? What do you do? This is a barrel that's so full of

shit that it's starting to bulge at the top and bottom because it's going to explode and shower you in garbage. Yeah. You got a cracker barrel that much? If there was one close to me, I'd go all the time. I love Cracker Barrow. What is it? It's like chicken pot

pies and stuff? What do you got there? Sotas? How's their soda? I don't know. The soda fountain, I assume. What do you mean the soda fountain? The only thing that matters is how the soda is. You get the buttermilk biscuits

are delicious. I'll get like the country fried steak with the hash brown casserole. And then because I'm retarded, the mashed potatoes. So I'm getting double potato. You know what they should do? They should bring the guy back and put his wife on the other side to fix this. Yeah. Well, she would be a big, big fat.

The wife is the barrel. Big tits. Bend her over the barrel. Huge tits on his wife and put like, put like googly eyes on him going like, whoa, look at those tits. Or she's like bent over. His wife is here. Put the guy back. Put his wife. Okay.

Put his wife here and his wife is looking away. And there's this chick with huge cans bending over. bending over to pick up and his eyes are popping out and he's going Woooooooo! And he's like, whoa, wooo-o-yo-yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-h like that. And she's like, his wife's like,

duh, just looking at, you know, toys and stuff. She was watching the Cracker Barrel looking at home-mark cards and shit and candles. And he's like, whoa, check out the bazongas on that B. It's the B. She's got like a, the B has a low-cut top on and eyes like fluttery eyes.

You're adding a lot to the Cracker Barber. allure. There's a lot of lore that you're adding here. Well, this is not a better logo than this shit over here. And the B looks like when Patrick Starr, when they make Patrick Starr look like a black lady, you know, and he's got those, you know, he's got those lashes and he's like, got the lips, he's like, um, like that. Put that as the B. Sure. I feel like we're getting a little of, okay, all right. Logo designer master, uh, Dick here is here to rebrand your entire experience. It's better than this. Well, here's, here's the actual problem that I was trying to get into is the complete

way that's not it the complete modernization of everything that nothing can have its own unique charm of any sort it all has to be reduced down to the exact no matter where you go it will look like the same

place you've already been okay everything is just like a tiny bit different than what it is though like all we have is McDonald's Cracker Barrel like people are genuinely excited to tell you that hearties is on their coast and carls junior is on your coast like that's that's what we are i don't really see that big of a difference between pre cracker barrel uh mulchification and post like just make them all actually i'd like it if they're all the same restaurant they don't have to fucking hear about the difference between you know hardies and carls junior anymore just make it all the same is, there's something nice when the world is not just

one singular stripped down experience. Don't tell me you're going to tell me. Don't say one of these is better than the other. This fucking jack in the box cube versus this jack in the box square. Who gives a shit? This fat MTV and this skinny MTV?

At one point you have something with its own unique charm. Best Buy. Look, it's a bold, exciting thing. the tag indicates savings the weight of the font tells you best buy all right you're going to come in you're going to find

now this is just the Walmart fucking type font with a little fucking tag who cares who cares animal plane look at how exciting this was it was an fucking an animal

an elephant grasping the world now it's like I don't know just some fucking letters no letters are going nuts the letters are like animals themselves they're like whoa whoa that M's like, ah, fuck,

I'm doing totally feral over here. We got to remove any amount of character and charm and just strip, this is a kid's channel. Look how exciting this is. Discovery Kids.

It's like kids, you know? Oh, wow, that's fun. That's exciting for a kid. You give this to a kid he's going to kill himself.

Here's your Discovery Kids network. He goes, oh, thank you. I can't wait to watch Discovery Kids. I'm very excited. I don't know.

We're stripping all the fun and excitement out of life. How is this fun then? How the fuck is this fun? Oh, wow. A fucking logo. Wow, thanks.

I'm so excited. It's the simplification and the modernization of everything. That everything, have you, okay. What's the difference in the Wikipedia logo? Why is this there? It's the same. I don't know. It's the same goddamn logo.

I'm going to give you a great example. I'm going to give you a great example. And even you are not to be able. Look, you can't even see this one. It looks like a cigar. It doesn't even say Starbucks. And what the fuck? was the Pepsi one? What the...

How is this perfectly symmetrical thing? It had a stroke. Look, now it's like... Uh-huh. Tell me if you remember this. Yeah, I remember that place. I fucking hate that place. Everything in here is hot.

Everything in the Mr. The Mayor, the Cheeseburger Policeman, it's all hot. You play around the whole time, afraid that if you trip once, you're going to knock all your fucking teeth out. The ball pit is disgusting. because everybody's been in there with sauce all over their fingers

these things are just these things are like accidents waiting to happen these things right here they'll put you in a fucking coma I understand from a liability perspective sure this is from a kid's perspective I don't want to play in any of this shit well good because now you can play in what is basically a prison

it's just a fucking here right here this is it make your own fun welcome make your own fun throw pickles at the wall listen to music on your speakerphone welcome to the McDonald's detention and processing center yeah that's cool that's where i want to go you go this is so come back to the other one this is a tragedy this is a this was fun and exciting and a kid would look at all the fucking colors everywhere do you remember do you remember what it felt like sliding down that fucking set sheet metal slide

when it was over 72 degrees and your thighs would burn off as you were slide. You couldn't go, first of all. I don't know why. None of those slides work. I don't know why they weren't in plastic. But none of them worked as slides. I remember throwing kids down that slide. It was fun. They'd go, oh, it's too hot.

I'd go, fuck you. I'd push them. And they'd slide and burn their way the whole way down. Look at the color and the kitch and the fun that we used to have. We used to have a real country. We used to be able to run and your kid would go and play on the fucking slide and you get a big colorful hamburger and there was a clown

just remember the clown who would sell it to you? Actual fucking character and now you know what we got? I saw this I saw this yeah okay so my dad

my dad at McDonald's a long time ago the fuck is this go ahead It looks great. It looks like art. Looks beautiful. The modern museum of McDonald's is what it looks like. I'd rather go to this museum than the modern museum of black people. There should be a clown making the hamburgers.

There should be fun and mirth and excitement and shit on the walls. That could be a pedophile though. The only thing you get is a bunch of fucking, you go in, and the most character you get is a bunch of pictures of black people eating cheeseburgers at a table with white people. And you go, welcome to the multicultural McDonald's experience. And you're like, I don't need that. The multicultural experience was kids of all shapes and colors,

pushing each other into a ball pit, full in the needles and sludge. There is a clown. There is a clown at every McDonald's. It's when you go to the ordering kiosk that's automated because there's nobody there and you try to punch in your order and it doesn't work and you have to start over. And then the thing resets and it turns black. And then steering you right in the face when you look at the black screen is the fucking new McDonald's. clown. It's you. Hi, you.

We are living in a, we are living in a nightmare, dick. Um, there should be a giant cheeseburger with a smiling face on top of it in a mayor's costume going, welcome, welcome to my land. It's called McDonald's land. And I am its mayor, Mayor McChese. And in my wonderful land, full of colorful characters, I want to introduce you to a few of them. This is the grimace. Normally a grimace. Normally a grimace. Grimus would be an upset face, but Grimus isn't an upset guy. Why? Because we welcomed him in to McDonald's land, and he's found the joy that's been missing from forever.

And a man, you know, you're afraid of crime. Of course, you're afraid of thievery. Well, in our land, our resident thief is the ham burglar. The Eastern European white burglar of hamburgers, right? Am I right? Yeah, right. He's a bit of a little, he's a little bit of a sneaky boy, and he's sneaking around, and he's having fun.

He's got a speech appendement. The worst thing that's ever going to happen to you in McDonald's land is that a cheeky little guy is going to try and take your hamburger. That's it. That's the worst thing that could ever happen to you in McDonald's land is this little buddy is going to show up. And then Constable McCheese,

whatever the fucking cop was, he's going to show up and go, hey, come back those hamburgers. I don't know who the cop was. There was the mayor, but also the cop, I thought. He's doing roleplay with his wife. They tried that though They did the Burger King did the kids club

The New Kids Club thing and everyone made fun of it and killed it That's what happened Wait there was a new kids club Bro there was KidViz there was the brain That's not the new kids club Yeah it was what do you mean it was like in the late 90s What was the old kids club? I don't know I'm fucking Mickey Mouse Club

I don't know I know kid vid We all loved KidVid It was called the new kids club Yes See there is IQ You. I knew it. IQ, wheels. They even had a wheelchair kid.

Because it was the 90s. This was our first attempt at diversity, and it never got any better than this. This is what happened. And they rolled this out, and everyone made fun of it, so they said, we're not doing any more characters. We're just doing brutalist architecture. It is brutalist, which is so fucking bizarre. It's like, why even call it McDonald's just call it fucking Automat 9? go in and get your fucking processed beef patty

and leave citizen I was a big uh I gotta say everybody knew KidVid was the coolest member of the Burger King Kids Club uh boomer fuck boomer fucking bitch always talking shit her name was anyway her name was boomer she was the original boomer

yeah she see she had like little uh see her ohs or like little sports uh balls because she was the sporty girl she was the tomboy of the crew Oh, God. And Snaps was the camera man. What's going on? What's going on? One, two, three, four, five, six guys, two girls?

I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to figure out what they're, so they all clearly had a. Lesbian, one, two, three, four, five, four straight guys and one lesbian. Two girls and clearly a, clearly a future trans, right? Actually, future trans might be IQ. I guess they all had an ability. Was Lingo good at words? He's got, like, a pencil and... No, he was good at bingo, but he's Chinese, so he pronounced it...

My name a wringo. I'm really good at Ringo. I'm really good at a wringo. I-45. Yeah. And they called him Jaws because he had those big old lips of his... Okay, well, that's not good. Okay. That's enough.

Anyway, so my problem, Dick, is the modernization of design. He's just, he's got a big mouth. He's a big mouth guy. It is... Well, it's brutalism in places where... brutalism does not need to exist. Bring back the fun. Keep the little, keep the shit on the walls.

Why you just bring a pinata with you to the drive-thru? So you can have your own fun. So you can go. Even McDonald's toys now. Even McDonald's toys, they're like, they're like, scaled down, like, deconstructed toys for children and little, uh, Legos? Cardboard boxes.

What do you mean? Yeah, well, I wish that. Uh, like, like McDonald's had this thing where they said they're not going to do plastic toys for a while, so they started doing all these cloth toys and cloth toys like a tissue like toilet paper? No no no like little cloth dolls of the fucking shit. What? Yeah

didn't you see? They've been doing that for a while Why don't you make videos about this stuff? Maybe I will Captain America McDonald's toys. You didn't see these? Captain America is a is a comrag? That was the McDonald's toy? Comracks? Well not cum rags. That grimace

Comrag? No they were They're these little... Comrag? They're these little shitty fucking cloth toys. Here, I'll show you real quick. You didn't see these? No.

And what was funny about these... See, you didn't watch my Captain America video is the problem. What was funny about these, you get these shitty little flat, shitty toys. What the hell is this? But the funny thing about it is that they made the toys before doing all the reshoots for the movie. so this character is not in the movie and this character is not in the movie so two of the toys

yeah two of the chick character she's in the movie but she never puts on the suit her super suits so she's basically that in it and this one got caught out of the movie entirely so the toys were like here's toys for characters that don't exist so yeah that's what's going on at McDonald's it's all garbage

it's all the way down just give us the grimace give us mayor McCheese give us a scalding hot metal slide for children to learn a lesson about the harshities of life all right my my problem is forgetting to move the clothes

from the washing machine to the drying machine there you are washing clothes all the fucking time because they have shit and milk all over them and you you fucking put them in the washing machine I deal with the exact

same problem. We all have the problem of this. You're only shitting and then milking on everything. You try to help out and you put them in the washing machine and then time goes by. It's the next day and you wake up and go, oh, here's some more, something with milk and shit all over it. I'll throw it or wash it real fast. Open the washing machine. Oh, no, I forgot to move all the fucking clothes.

Now there's mildew all over them. the whole basement reeks now I got to take them out and wash them again and again and I didn't do it very well the first time every fucking time now the whole day is thrown off

now I've got a backup of loads of laundry wait you got a backup of loads in more ways than one I'm backed up on my loads that I got to take care of it got a someone else is too busy to be taking care of your loads, you're backed up.

And you go, fuck! Now I've just doubled my work. I doubled the work that I had to do. Now, someone else was going to have to do this. I don't have it in me to finish this. I had time, I had planned out time for one swapparoo, you know? That's crazy. God, if only there was like,

if only there was like a, you know, crazy idea, like a service that would come to your house and collect the clothes and, you know, you just put it outside your door in a bucket. They paid someone to wash your clothes. and they wash and fold it perfectly and they use all the fabric

softener and shit and then you go outside the next morning and you go, I wish I had some clothes to her. Oh look! A gorgeous little bundled package of all my clothes. I wonder how that happened.

I wonder what little laundry goblin took care of that for me. Yeah, that's totally stupid what you're saying. And I never have to worry about other people, you know, worry about moving things around and my machine, which is probably not as good

is the industrial machine that I imagine the little laundry known you're taking it to. You do it with a comforter and you basically have to throw your comforter away. That's it. Well, I don't. No, you got to You can't have that. I don't know what happened here. I can't get it out. This is it's all, there's water

deep in this comforter that's that's now there forever. And you always discover at night too. You're like, I can't I can't recover from this today. I don't know. How many blankets you got on that bed? Right now? None. I think. I don't know.

What do you mean none? None? You do none? No, I'm asking you how many blankets do you implement for your sleeping routine? What do you mean? How many, like a blanket that I put on? Just one. When you're in your bed, you use one blanket.

I'm sleeping one blanket on. Just one. Okay, you have one blanket? Does she have her own blanket or do you share a blanket? I don't know. That's not my problem. Everyone's on their own in bed. So you have your blanket.

Every man for themselves in bed. You have your blanket. blanket is what I'm hearing. I just got to take whatever, man. I got a lot of people compare a lot of entities competing for blankets. The dog is sleeping somewhere. I don't understand your laundry situation. Okay? You go, I got, I got all kinds of bed sheets. I got one blanket. I'm fighting over the blankets. I'm fighting over the bed sheets. Why don't you just go to the store, get what you want, and then you got it? Well, I have a blanket. There's just someone who's always sleeping on it.

so get another blanket I used to have that I don't know what happened well I know what happened I know what happened I should have stuff all over it I used to have that I used to have that I think I might have that now

I don't know what's the blanket situation is going on right now my bed I got like 10 blankets I forgot we did a bed problem last week that was dumb of me to bring this in well my problem was bed sheets yours is it's just forgetting it's not who uses all laundry

Because then those clothes are fucked for, those clothes are fucked forever. Like even if, even if you rewashed them and do them correctly the second time, somehow they're still crinkly and crunched up. It's basically like, it takes like three or four wearing to get them back to being normal clothes. I think that, I mean, you got, you got, you got a, you got a, you got a, you got a, you got a, you got a, you got a, can't you put like a little thing above it? Don't you have a clock above the dryer that you could like set like a two hour time or something? Vito, that's built into the machine. So what? You don't hear, do you hear the timer go off?

No, because these fucks, these fuckheads who are building washing machines now, they put a computer in it with like 20 settings and then when it's done, it plays like this MIDI file. Like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do not an overture. I just need. Take the shit out. Here's going to be my suggestion. It's supposed to be disturbing. Here's going to be my suggestion. You know what I do a lot? What? I go to my phone and I go, hey Google. Set a time. timer for two hours. I don't want two timers.

What do you mean two timers? No, the one isn't fine because you're missing it. Thank you, Google, call the police. Google, call the police. Google, call the police. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Google, call the police, I'm being raped. Google, call the police. Google, call the police. Google, call mom. I can't hear you. You're not using the trigger code. You're not using the trigger

code. You don't know the code. Anyway, well, I know what you're saying. I get it. I had the problem. where I used to I was living in an apartment and the dryer broke so I had all these wet living in an apartment someone always comes and takes your

shit and throws it all over did you ever have that problem? Yeah I had that happen yep I had somebody take my wet clothes out and throw them on the ground oh man whenever I would find people's clothes in my apartment I would go jackpot wah fucking throw that shit all over the place

hey buddy there's a real nice shirt you got here wah yeah I'm glad I don't want to deal with that anymore. Now I just have a Chinese guy comes to pick up my raundry and does a very good job.

Or when you catch somebody taking your shit out of the laundry because you missed it by a little tiny bit you walk in and there and they're like all in a huff taking your shit out

and you're like well well because they always act like they got caught doing something like oh you know like I wasn't touching your clothes

The laundromat is a high trust situation I guess like stealing clothes is just normally not a profitable venture. But I'm always like, what if somebody looks in there and they go, oh, that guy's got a cool shirt. I'm sure it's happened.

I'm sure somebody's gone. And they go, ah, that's a pretty cool shirt. I'm going to take that. Are you sizing people up at the laundry? I'm like, oh, look at that guy's about my size. I got some good stuff. Yeah, I go, I look them right now. I go, hey, those are mine.

So, uh, hands off, buddy. All right, well, that's my problem. Good problem. Okay. Well, Dick's gone. Why don't we play Bellatro? Everybody's favorite card game. No, we're not going to play Belantro.

I will say, I hope everybody's having fun. Oh, I thought you were going somewhere. Well, I went over there. Okay. Here's my problem, Dick. The world is changing in new and exciting ways every day. And some of the, not all changes are like the McDonald's change. Some of these changes are for the better.

worse? Some of them are worse, but many are better. And one of the, one of the graded... Hey, wait a me, did you see that, did you see that Schizochian got kicked out of Chrissy Mayer's content hotel? I am aware of, I've heard of this. He got... I didn't see it, but I heard of it. He got poked by Gino Bisconti or something. He was in an altercation, and he got... I have not seen the footage. He got apprehended or something. Did you see that? Oh, shit. I got to see more of that. I just heard about it. Okay, sorry. What were you saying? Infiltrated.

There you are. There you are. Am I back? Yeah. And I guess kicked out. I think they thought he was filming people's stand-up sets is what I heard, and they were worried that would happen. He was? Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I hear that's what he was accused of. Stand-ups hate getting their sets filmed. Yeah, some of them do. I don't know, man. I'm not a stand-up, so. Burn all my material. I don't give a shit.

Because I don't have any. Well, we'll see. Currently, Chrissy Mare's Content Hotel is ongoing. It's live. Chrissy Mare is, of course, a friend of the show. Carl, of course, is a friend of half of the show. And we like these guys. So check out Chrissy Mare's Content Hotel.

What are you? Here's my ad for the content hotel? I mean, if you got nothing to do this weekend and you want to watch something, Chrissy Mare and Carl are doing a bunch of shows this weekend. My stuff. Don't watch other people's stuff. Go pay for my stuff and watch it again. Don't go go watch anyone else's stuff. Watch my Weight Watches show.

Don't go watch Chrissy Mayer's. I mean, it popped into my feed and then I clicked on it. It was two girls in a hotel room talking about nothing. And I say, well, maybe I'm going to wait. Cancelled. Change the show. Where's the remote? Bob, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

Two chicks talking about nothing. Oh, guilty. It was the, uh, so when they, when they, When they do these, you know, these week-long streaming things. Here we go. Here's the real opinion. Well, I'm just saying occasionally, you can't have 48 hours of straight content. So occasionally there's some downtime where people are just in the hotel room talking about nothing.

Oh, yeah. Here, you want to see what's going on in the content hotel real quick? No, I just wanted to know why Sean got kicked out. Well, real quick, here's what she can expect if you want to check in. Well, we should do it. Christina's a friend of the fan of this, friend of the show. We should let people know. That means what you think it means.

If a baby that young had these bubbles, do you give it to him? I'd be concerned. No, no, no, no. Okay. I don't want to watch this. I like the Dutch angle that they got where the camera's completely like a night last.

Yeah, you and Dirk should teach them a thing or two about angles. I would definitely. Don't they know that they could zoom in on? I would get behind the camera a little bit. Fake digitally zoom in on people To change the angle It looks good Looks good

The same microphone That's a fuck up right Corn Boys was a fun experiment We'll see if it makes it return No check out the content hotel All right here's my problem Dick movies we hate them We hate going to the movies

There's nothing There's no reason to go Well you just sit there And who gives this shit Watching a movie and a movie on the screen. But what if movies could be so much more, Dick? Like real life?

What if you could just live your life? What if it could be like real life? Because it almost is. Dick, I'm talking, of course, about the future of all entertainment. I'm talking about the sphere, if you can bring up this video. Here is the Las Vegas sphere, giving its glorious, gigantic Wizard of Oz spectacle. Have you heard about it?

this, Dick? Wait, your problem is an ad for the sphere? My problem is sphere haters. Those who hate the sphere. Well, look at the magic. This, of course, is everyone's favorite classic movie. Wizard of Oz, the famous scene where the apples come down for the tree. And, you know, you're watching now.

I really love to watch the Wizard of Oz. If only I could see a bigger version of the Wizard of the Wizard of Oz. What if this happened? What if this happened? It's on a giant screen and you look up. Oh, my God. God. Here come the apples. Here come the apples. Hey! Falling on your head. Oh, my God. What an incredible experience that would be. That's great. And that costs, what, $600? It costs, uh, it costs quite, I don't know what if the sphere, uh, also known as the

sphere at the Venetian resort is a music and entertainment arena in Paradise, Nevada, designed by populace. The venue seats, 17,600 people. Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, a total capacity of 20,000 and includes a 16K resolution wrap-around, interior LED screen, speakers with beam-forming and wave field synthesis technologies, 4D physical effects, and the arena cost $2.3 billion. It is the most expensive and impressive entertainment venue in Las Vegas Valley,

and I would say a triumph of the human spirit and human ingenuity. It is a beauty to behold that we are moving into the future and we have new and exciting entertainment experiences. And what does that happen every time? Every time society moves a little bit forward. There's got to be a guy. There's got to be a guy going, duh, this is fucking dumb, duh. The youth AI, duh. So in order to take a movie that was filmed in fucking 1938 or whatever the fuck and get it on a.

16K screen. You have to digitally enhance it a little bit. This is very specific to the Wizard of Oz playing at the sphere. Well, okay, first of all, people have talked shit about the sphere, since the sphere, they're like, well, what, it's just a big ball with a bunch of lights? It's incredible.

Everything you see comes out of it. IMAX is dumb, too. No, no, no, no. This is way better than IMAX. This is like a fucking incredible... You know, it's way better than IMAX? A TV. A movie theater screen. That's what's better than IMAX. No.

No, no, no, no, no. Okay, it's not just Wizard of Oz, okay? Everything, this is, this is entertainment. Have you seen this here? Have you been there? Have you been to the sphere? Not yet. I've watched it from afar, and now at some day, I gotta, I'm maybe I'll go see, look at this. Look at this, look at this. Who bring up this video? Bring up this video.

Stupid. This is incredible. This is the best, this is the best concerts. No, your internet's all fucked up, man. Look at this. Your internet's all fucked up. It's not working. yes it is I'm looking at it right now

I have to mute it because we're going to get you're inside a giant fucking dome the one of the biggest look at this fucking shit and there's there's hologam can you imagine look at that shit look at this can you imagine going to a man in Roman times and you go what are you guys like I got a coliseum it's pretty cool

and I go we have a giant digital world with people floating on ghost stage singing crisp a man This is incredible I don't know if it's your internet or mine That's all fucking trippy Yeah your video's not playing Okay well I know

I didn't pause the I paused it I paused it Yeah I know when you paused it But it's you're all choppy too Test 1 1 1 2 Is my audio bad No you're fine now Is my audio is my audio fine

You just gotta stop playing this video shit It's not it's slowing you down You know what Actually uh yeah sorry That's a common streamlapse problem If you try to talk during a video Streamlabs will fuck it up. Point is, we have the technology.

And then we have people who hate it because they're living in the past. From the San Francisco Chronicle, this was the news headline, Wizard of Oz's sphere is an eye-popping, soulless spectacle. Do you know what this guy was crying about? He was going, well, yeah, you get all the actors on stage, but do you know whose work was erased? visual effects director Arnold Gillespie who's a fairly realistic tornado in the original Wizard

of Oz was a large muslin sock spun by a motor and moved across the stage on a gantry. So that's what we're missing out on. That's true. That's true though. We're missing out on a sock spinning

that was filmed with a shitty old camera. That would be better than this. Please bring up this one more video. No, I can't watch any fucking videos. Just one more. One more. The video doesn't, it doesn't fucking work. Bro.

Once you rather have a sock spinning around, you're going to look at instead of an interactive, an interactive. It looks like fucking Reddit come to life. What are you talking about? There's, Oh look we're a tornado. Oh, look a cows flying around. Like, remember Twister? How many updutes do you want? You win the internet today. Look, guys in a canoe. Remember the cracker barrel? How there's a canoe on the wall? Bro, they have fucking stupid people. It's built into the fucking thing that makes the wind whip around. It's like you're inside a fucking tornado. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's like I'm watching Reddit and getting wind blown on me. Oh, wow. Air fucking blowing on me.

that's great here here here here this is better it's a tornado it's a tornado it's a tornado no I took it off my foot it's not that fucking come on it look

the sphere is a beautiful thing it's really just haters of this is what movies should be when they announced that the Minecraft movie they were going to do the block party screenings or everyone gets to scream and throw shit or what it would this is this is the entertainment we deserve people. None of this sitting quietly

in a chair and watching it's a movie. I can do that at home. Right now I can do that. Why don't you go to a football game if you want like retarded shit? Well now everything can be a football game. Yeah, well now everything would be that and I'm very excited for it. I know everything's already a football game. Not

not going into a sphere and watching AI shit. A 20,000 cedar sphere where you're like the gods. You're like in a god chariot watching a grand fucking projected. It's incredible. It looks retarkey. This is like the guys

who are jaded about going on an airplane and flying through the sky like a god. It's like, come on, this is incredible. How can you possibly look at this and go, it's fucking gay. I'd rather watch the original. I hate this AI shit. Duh.

But you haven't gone. I want to go. I'm hoping they do Star Wars. Now, that would be cool. How would they do Star Wars? in a ball well because it would be like the death star it'd be like you're in the death star so you're just sitting there working your office job

and the death star with that little asshole yeah you're like a contractor and there's like little yeah there could be little robots flying around little droids and shit I don't think they had contractors in the empire I think that's they absolutely had contractors they could you think they built the death star with all in-house labor I don't think they have

freedom of association in an empire I think they just requisition people They don't have fucking Sorry to Try to ruin clerks for you Sorry to ruin fucking clerks Fucking commerce Okay

Even the raw materials Required to build the Death Star You're gonna have contractors Pulling up Dropping off fucking space metal And Yeah yeah go ask Jack Ma How

Commerce works In an empire And an evil empire Go ask him how that's going as Darth Vader family said the terms of the deal have been altered but that tells us that a deal did indeed exist

that was a sovereign nation that wasn't a contractor that wasn't a general contractor he's contracting bounty hunters to take down on solo bounty hunters are the definition of a contract worker they're outside of the fucking empire the empire wasn't the whole galaxy was it and so they brought in

yeah they so they brought in guys from outside the galaxy No, no, no, no, there wasn't guys. No, they're in the galaxy, but they're outside of the Empire. The Empire wasn't the whole galaxy. I don't think. The Empire clearly had contractors, okay? No, it didn't. It was not the Empire Corps of Army Engineers.

Everybody working on that. In other shots that George Lucas removed, because he thought it was unnecessary, there was a lot of guys in the orange vests, you know, arguing about, you know. Yeah, filling out OSHA fucking handbooks. Philly out OSHA forms and saying our guy's got to take a contracted union lunch so we can't fix those power converters right now. You think there's going to be contracted negotiating in a fucking empire? I don't think so, Tim.

I got to say. I don't think so, Tim. If there was a fan film of Bradley the fucking, uh, the fucking foreman. I want to go, I want to punch Dante right in his fucking penis for that contracting death start shit. Foreman Bradley having a discussion with Palpatine or he's going, I guys, we just can't build a turbo laser at two weeks, all right? Look, I can get you on maybe two

months. I can get you a regular laser. I could get you two regular lasers. I could get you two regular lasers. That's the best I could do. Look, we can put down. Maybe you put one in front of the other shoots twice as fast, right? You can have the throw room

done quick, or you can have the turbo laser done quick. But I One set of guys. We can't do both. You should have clone more guys. You should have clone more guys. And this is what's you are. If this is what the order is, you should have clone more guys.

What do I'm working at the cloning factory? No. That's pretty good. Call that long neck fuck back at the cloning planet. And you put it in an order for clones. I told you we were going to need more clones. All right? And you used half of them to fight some fucking sissy war.

They should have been here building. That's all I'm saying. the guy that built all the straw destroyers on Palpatine's under the earth. Go find that guy. My roofing guy? You made him fight a Jedi. Now he's got no fucking head, so he ain't doing the roof. That's on you.

Fada boom. Anyway, the sphere, very exciting technology. Everyone who's hating on it is stupid. And go live inside a magical world of adventure at the Vegas sphere at the Venetian. All right. Fuck the sphere.

I'm glad humanity is moving forward. We get a sphere in every state in America. Here's my problem is Riders Block, but I forgot to put the, I need the, I need Eric's video. Hold on, I got to find it. This is an Eric's video about how he never gets Riders Block, right? Don't you hate Riders Block? Man, oh man, oh man. When you're trying to come up with a good joke or something?

Where the fuck is the Eric July channel? Did he say he's never had, well, he has two channels, right? Doesn't he have the... No, no, no, he's got... Give me the... You gotta look up Young Ripper. No, there's one... There's a channel in our Discord that has all of Eric July's fuck-ups, but I don't know...

I can't find it. Somebody di-m it to Dick or put it in the YouTube chat. It suddenly fucking disappeared. Where is it? Well, that's... See, this is why we don't have Riders Block, because this is an exciting development. Someone give me the fucking... Someone post the fucking Eric July video about Riders Block in here.

Right in here, please. Coof, you're going to do it. I know you're going to do it. I have a video. Eric July gives perp advice on Ridersblok. Yes, there it is. Why did that fucking disappear on me? Okay, so Riders Block, right?

It happens to the best of us. It has to. I mean, you have to figure your way through a situation. George R.R. Martin. He hasn't written any books. Yeah, I'd model my life a lot after that guy. If you can find something in the price. Man, my internet's fucked up too.

What the hell's going on? I think stream yard sometimes has trouble playing videos. What the fuck's going on here? Did you pay for premium? Yeah. I'm just shutting shit down now. Fuck this. Fuck this.

Oh, it was brave. I knew it. Brave will do it. Okay. Please hold. Please hold. Okay, writer's block It's the worst thing ever, right?

Writer's block, yes Every year I mean to write a letter to my wife You know, so like as a Christmas president Every year I'm like, oh fuck I don't know what to write And then you write your wife a letter every Christmas I've been meaning to since the first one Don't you have one on the wall you can reference

I can't do better than that one You can't do better than that one That one's pretty good I can't write a better letter than that That's a New York Times best selling author It's already been done Every year But I'm like I sit down on Christmas Eve

And I'm like Oh man this sounds like crap I can't put this in writing I'm gonna be dead someday And someone's gonna find this and read it And I'm gonna go Jesus Christ This sucks I thought this guy wrote a book I thought this guy was cool

But this fucking letters sucks ass All right here's if you're If you're having writer's block Like I said it I had a girl ask me to write her a love note once and I refused. I was like, that's insane. Which part's insane?

The asking for it? Because I'm like, well, then it's going to be weird and forced. That's not, she's like, but you're a writer. It should be easy. And I'm like, yeah, if I'm like inspired to write one, not like being held at gunpoint, it was fucking weird. Did you say that? I didn't say that exactly, but I said like, listen, if I, yeah, well, she ended up crying.

So whatever I said was clearly incorrect. Years later, she did come. me and go, that was an insane thing I asked for it. I said, yeah, kind of. You don't ask for a love note. No, that's a trick. That's a trick that she's doing. She's still that crazy. Yeah. Okay, here's

Eric July with some tips for getting over a writer's block. One of the top writers of our age. The Black Stan Lee, some people call me. The Malcolm X of comics. Yeah, the Malcolm X of comics. Here he is. You can find something in the process that you

genuinely enjoy, it becomes easier. Shift your mindset. Wait, I should have played the actual one. He's got a trailer for a one minute, 20 second clip. Wait, why does he have this, why does he have this like music video, music behind it? A privilege. Because he's doing coming soon

on this video, but the video is only a minute 30. Wait a minute. What was that? This is funnier than I thought it was going to be. He did a preview for a short. Which you don't need to do. Just play the fucking short. It doesn't, you don't need a 10. No, I think that

is it. I think that's the short. Nobody has a video, right? I don't know if there's a whole video, maybe there is. I'm not doing anything special, and I'm certainly not a savant. It really comes down to how I approach creative writing. Is this the video or does he have

a longer video? I don't know. Somebody would have to tell us in the chat. Young Ripper. Yeah. Young Ripper. ripa verse but I don't know if he posts his

I'm so good at writing stuff on here shit I don't know what he's posting can I be honest oh he did something about the Cracker Barrel nine days ago Vito so you're a little well I'm sure his take is a bit different Did anyone

Is the trailer about a short Where can I find the actual video Trio Doug says this is the video So I don't think there is a longer video Okay so that just has a little trailer in front of it. He has a trailer for it for no reason. Okay.

If you can find something in the process that you... This is called, do I get riders block? No. And it's not because I'm gifted. It's about how I approach the creative process. So like... Yeah.

Do we really have to... It is like a writer who says they don't get writer's block must be the worst writer. of all time. Like, that's not something you should... That's not something you should... I'm pretty sure Stephen King will get a little bit of writer's block. I know he forces himself to write what?

Like 2,000 words a day or something? I don't know. That's sort of trivia. Well, you know, he's got to devote half the day to writing about kids getting raped and then the rest of the day he works on actual horror stuff. Here are three practical things I do that help me stay productive as a writer.

even when I don't, quote unquote, feel it. Writers, what helps you break through the blocks? Let's find out. Writer's block means you're sitting there going, how do I solve this interesting narrative thing I've figured out? Like, that's part of the process. Just don't think about your story and go, and then he could like jump off a wall.

Because, you know, walls. Yeah, yeah. If you can find something in the process that you just, genuinely enjoy, it becomes easier. Shift your mindset. It's a privilege to create. Do I get writers blocked? No.

But before... All right. Somebody, somebody, I'm begging you. There has to be somebody who at some point Eric has gone to and said, can you read my script? I have to see what an Eric July script looks like. Because I assume it's, and then I saw him punches the guy. And then the guy looks mad.

Uh-huh. Like, what is this guy fucking writing? I have to see it. I'll pay 100 bucks for a genuine air of July script. No. Shift your mind. Hey, do I get writers block? No.

Hey, do I get writers block? No. But I get riders blocked. No. No, turkey. I don't. No. But I like that he sales done to the no.

No. No. Do I get riders block? No, no. No. No. No. No. I just say, what if horseman was punching a guy? And then horseman could say, I love horses so fucking much. I'm going to kick your fucking ass. And then the other guy could say, oh, horseman, you're so strong. Fucking horseman.

And then I don't get no reds block. Never, ever. No. I never had that before because there's always more punching that could happen in the comic book. So I can just have more punching or kicking or jumping or jumping. Do I get riders block? No. No.

I just add more jumping and punching and kicking and kicking and jumping. And then sometimes if I run out of ideas, I'll just bring Jesus into the story. And then Jesus tells a lesson about being Jesus and how he gave everybody else powers he did. He gave it all the pales come from these across the Nazareth. That's how you write a story. Are your comics good? No. That's a good drop.

Did you hire the Saskas because they're good? No. Oh. Does your wife know why you really hired them? No. Has your relationship been entirely on the up and up with them? No. Someone needs to isolate that

Should they feel Should they feel totally Non-threatened sexually at work When you're around? No Did you really feel threatened by Riley? No Was I saw him really based on your

Dead uncle? No Oh yeah Well Would your wife be happy about all the conversations You've had with the Saskas? No Great interview

Great interview So how does he avoid writer's block? I want to know I'm excited Maybe this can inform my own writing Did you really Did you really have a threesome With the Jasmine girl in college

That you're always bragging about But you're always humble bragging about No Wow that's a shocker Yeah let's see He was a criminal informant too Wasn't he? He was pretending to get...

Were you really in danger? Did you really get shot when you were banging as you like to tell everybody? No. But before you misunderstand that, it's not because of ego or arrogance. I'm not doing anything special, and I'm certainly not a savant. It really comes down to how I approach creative writing. So let me give you three quick tips that might help if you're struggling with writer's block. Number one, always jot down your ideas.

The brain's a weird thing. Hey, Fido, you know what you should do? You know what you should do? For writing, for writers' block. What should I do if I... You should write down what you're thinking. Like ideas that I have. Just write down what's in your mind.

That's the best way to get over, Riders Blok. Hold on. I thought I was blocked. I thought the idea was the idea was the idea. ideas aren't flowing. Just write them down. Write down the ideas that you have. Boom, done.

You'll be in the middle of something random. Then, boom. Okay. Great idea hits. Whether it's a sticky note or the mini computer in your pocket, write it down. It may not seem big in the moment, but that one note might be exactly what's... You mean your phone? Yeah, I think that's what he meant.

What is he like an old-timey, like, cracker barrel? Is this like two... Is this like 2006 or he's like, or... Why don't you got out of a little? Meta computer is out of there, fucking bono. Thank you, Eric. What the fuck is he? Orville Redenbacher?

That's his little attempted humor. You know, he goes, oh, you might not have heard it. You guys heard of these things? Cell phones. Crazy. Ted talk motherfucker. He's nailing. Oh, why don't you write it down?

And you're thinking of pen and paper, but you got a little computer in your little pocket there. Sparks your next story. Number two, learn to find fulfillment in the process. Now, a lot of young creators focus. so hard on the end goal that the actual writing process starts to feel

like a chore and let's be real nobody looks forward to doing chores but if you can find something in the process that you genuinely enjoy it becomes... Bro, he's talking about personal training. He's talking, he's using his personal trainer vocabulary and

like patter to talk about something that he has no idea about and has never done talk about writing. Well that's what I don't I don't understand, why is he pretending to be a writer? Because now all the books are... I don't know why he makes these videos. All the other books are written by other people now, like, except for Isam, and I guess

he's still technically writing that, but... God's not like he's a prolific writer. He's got three comics, and all the other ones are written by an old white guy. Shift your mindset. It's a privilege to read. Or lesbians. Number three, be open to writing under different conditions. Some people think they can only write under specific setup.

like in their bedroom at night on a PC, but... What the fuck are you talking about? You have to be in your bedroom on a PC to write? I guess you gotta go to the coffee shop. I've never heard this shit. Change your venue, which does not sound... I mean, I don't know, man. You'll be surprised what a change of scenery can do.

Try the porch, try the car, try a tablet, switch it up. It'll train you to be more flexible and way more productive. in the long run. So none of this is really... I don't think he knows what writer's block is. No, he knows what being a personal trainer is. To Glenn Beck. He's going to a sexual relationship with Glenn Beck.

Honestly, he's a personal trainer. Glenn Beck is, I mean, I assume mostly gay. He probably had a sexual encounter with Glenn Beck. Some sort of, I don't know, mandingo situation. I don't even know what that reference is from. But I know it's... I think it was a... movie called Mandingo.

Yeah, and then Glenn's like, all right, I'll fund your, I'll fund your company. Could be wrong. So all he knows is a 1975 American historical melodrama film focusing on the Atlantic slave trade. There you go. Yeah, but there's some kind of sexual thing in that. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, well, it's a projeer, yeah, but it comes from that movie.

Oh, okay. Well, anyway, if you have writers box. Which he's definitely, go watch Mandingo. Go watch Mandingo. Yeah, if I get writers block, I go, I want to watch some mandingo type media, the movie or some cuckold portography or whatever. Did you see that black guy that did whiteface? I did.

Oh, man, you know what's so funny? Do you know what's so funny is saying that you're going to go do blackface? It's the funniest fucking joke I've ever heard of my fucking live. There's a bit of that. There's a bit of, oh, can I do blackface now? Holy fuck. Uh, yeah Black guys looking like

He's in overalls He did white face Yeah, I mean, okay, whatever Who was that guy? Who fucking cares? All I care about is I want to hear 5, 10, 50, 50,000 more guys saying that they're gonna do

Blackface now And see how they'll like it Oh my fucking God It's the funniest thing Since coronavirus with Lyme Fuck! The comedian Druski put on white face, and now everybody's wondering, now everybody's commenting, saying, well, I'm not allowed to do it a one. He should have wrote a permission slip for all white people to make, or all whatever people to make that joke at the same fucking time.

Theo Vaughn responds to Drusky's white face, teases his own version. He says, I feel a jerry curl coming on. God, that's so fucking funny, Theo. That's so fucking funny. Holy shit. That's a twist there. Oh, my God. Did AI write that joke?

Well, you know, everybody's really getting in on the, everybody's getting in on it. All right. That's my problem. I've learned a lot today. Is that it? I've learned a lot. That's it. We got Riders Block.

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he was detained by Chrissy's husband and interrogated. I'm getting mixed messages but he was forced to leave. I think he's trying to get a refund because obviously he paid to and I don't think he's local so he must have flown to the event. You know that's money he's out.

Why was he kicked out? Oh, I believe, again, they were searching for... Did he refuse sexual advances from one of the comedians? Is that what happened? I might be it. Because that's what comedians are very sexual. They tried to get his butt. Yeah, they have all the power.

A fan comes in like Schizophrenia and the comedian might take advantage, try to take advantage and put the moves on them, you know, put their big nose in his ear. Well, you know, Chrissy Mare's Content Hotel. is live, the chat is open you can always go over there and try to ask what's going on. Figure it out, maybe I'll have some answers for you. Where the fuck is Vinnie? Where the fuck is Vinnie Paulino?

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You fucking cocksucker. Well, you did lie, but I don't know if you're lying on purpose or by misremembering. Guys with better reputations than you have called me a liar. Yeah, it's clear that you misremembered a situation, which is fine. You know, sometimes things get confused.

About Boston. I don't think it was weird. I never called her about Boston, though. See, that's what you don't, that's what you've, like, mixed up in your head. You texted her about Boston. You called her about, oh, God, I don't know. All right, let's, hold on. Oh, you called her about hackamania.

Let's see the texts about Boston. Let's try to find those real quick. You texted me about Boston a couple times. It was a call. So did I text her about Boston? I think so, yeah. You think so? Okay.

So should I post these texts? Text of what? Of her, me not talking to her about Boston at all? What would that prove? Because I, that you don't remember what happened, and you seem to think I talked to her about Boston for some reason. You texted her about Boston, yeah. Okay, so I- You called her about Hacomania.

I think. I think that was when you called her at school. And what did I say to her about Boston? I don't know. Some shit about it. Am I going to Boston? Wow. I don't have that.

You really wanted to know if you were going to Boston. You texted her. You texted Randy about it. You texted Carl and you texted me. This is crazy. Okay, man. Hey, listen up, fat boy. I know you texted these people about Boston.

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Wait, let me move this thing in my mouth. There we go. Strategy for five. Mayor McChese, you pronounce Tony from Hack the Movies wrong. The Jerry and Coke for five, I agree with the modernization of logos, not with fast food, with GM. when they redesigned their logo, spelled T-H-E-Y-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-R-E, and when Buick did the same thing. Justin Renegger for two. Dick, L-G-E-L-G-A-L-N-1 washer-and-d dryer, all-in-one washer-and-driar.

You don't move it. I think those are bullshit, though. I think the all-in washer-and-driars take forever. I remember looking at them, but I think that was them. Baldur for two, Vito asking about 80s girls' sleeping habits. Hot Fart Dingledor for 5. Superkiller is here in colorless PDF form. But when is the colored comic going to be printed? I want to glue the pages together with my come already.

Coup for 5. Oh boy, I'm so excited about shit happening outside my peripheral vision at the sphere. Me too. I want to turn my head all around while I'm watching AI. Coup for 5. A contractor would install the gun on the Death Star backwards. Spider-Riturnal for 2. Vito Yo-O. Richard and EVS genuine apologies. Go fuck yourself. Strategry for two. Riders block? Right hand man throws right hook.

Cardinal Bird for three and a 3.14 for pie. A mud dog is real. Blanco boy for five. Damn, yelling is not a substitute for chemistry. Figure it out or end the show. Strategie for two gets riders block. Writes down, riders block. Pigeon for five.

Vito, are you back to having FUN? Mullet kid for two. I thought CVS stood for. quality value choice we'll have to check on that Koof for two Can you breathe Eric?

No All right Let's see what else we got here Mm-hmm Uh-da-da-da-da Uh Please enjoy my $3 This does not recharge

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