The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 203

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

Yes! I got it. You nailed it. Hey, what's up, everyone? Nice to see you again. How's my microphone? Sounds awful. Don't you read the comments? What do you mean? I don't like... What do you mean it sounds bad? I used the settings a guy gave me. Hey!

Ho! Biggest fucking problem! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show. that ranks every problem in the universe from washing machine fears to being aroused by a sphere that was strategic that aroused that wasn't the problem last week it was um the sphere haters of a sphere to being hit but haters of a sphere yeah that was the problem i get what you're saying i got way too many people like showing off their poetry skills this week by just writing poetry about the week's events and a um i really I hate it. I really hate it, guys. Learn the bit. Don't open your mouth unless you know the bit. How about that?

I don't think they've, I think if they haven't figured it out after 200 episodes, they're not going to figure it out. People are saying my mic might be low. Test one. Okay, I'll crank it up. Test one, one, two. There you go. All right. Yeah, well, you're using the mic volume in the back. Yeah, alright. Uh, strategist, the strategist from Washington. machine fears to being aroused by a sphere bad tempered meat bag from co-host

tantrums to writing block phantoms i don't think that was even a problem uh from forgotten drier transfers to design disaster efsler prancers design design design design would have been fine i don't know you pivoted into prancers or whatever the fuck oh modernization of design bro yeah yeah yeah really blowing it president of sauce from musty close to spherical hell knows okay that's not the saying hell no it's hell no so partial credit well you know when you're trying to rhyme you got to you got to get creative a little bit just don't just say i quit i you know what i hate here's the biggest problem is m&m needing to prove that he can rhyme everything and i'm like i know but you're not really rhyming it you ever

see him do that um no there's like that famous thing where somebody he was on like some stupid uh news program, they're like, well, you can't rhyme anything with orange, and he's like, I live in Torrance, and I'm like, well, yeah, but Torrance doesn't actually rhyme with orange. Like, I know you can wrap it like that. Yeah, I'll have a Ben Orange. And he's all, like, proud of himself. And you're like, yeah, I mean, you found a way around it.

Like, yeah, but it's still not rhyming. My dad snorn. Yeah, okay. My dad snorn. I guess that. I guess that rhymes is the orange. And you're like, eh, not, all right. Yeah.

He does that a lot. He was the worst part of Happy Gilmore 2. I tried to watch Happy Gilmore 2, and I don't know why I couldn't finish it. I was just not tuned in, I guess. Because it was like raping, it was like watching yourself get raped. It was the feeling of like if someone in back in time and raped you as a, like a teenager, and you like were Marty McFlying and feeling it in that moment, that's what it felt like watching. Doesn't that happen in one of the back of the future movies?

I thought the second one, he goes back in time and somebody gets raped, I'm pretty sure. Biff. That's what. Yeah, Biff gets raped. Biff is a victim of a time conspiracy. That might have been a deleted scene. There are actually a lot of deleted Biff scenes from the second back to the future. There's like a whole other...

Really? Yeah, yeah. When they go to the casino, there was like a whole lot of other shit going on and they're like, this, we don't need this. We don't need to see Biff's future world or whatever. I think they, no, because they have the... Yeah, too much of it. Well, they have the documentary about how Biff got famous, right? Because Marty watches that.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like originally that was extended or something. Bifco was an inspiration, man. It's just Lorraine's huge tits. That's all we saw at home. I think there was more Lorraine shit. And I think that's why they cut it because it was just Marty's mom being a huge future slut.

And they're like, this is very uncomfortable. Yeah. They're like a little less of this. probably is not necessary okay fond tractor says oh wait let me do the the problems these feel like a lifetime ago these problems well the whole world's been changing huh everything's different according to people I'm like is it okay oh god doesn't get better than this it I don't every every time I say it doesn't get better than this something just some better than my wildest dreams happens out of nowhere.

This time, this time, Dick. This time, things are going to be different. And I'm like, yeah, all Trump just flushed all the H-1B Indians out of the country in one move. Wait, when? When? Like 10 minutes ago. Yeah. What do you mean?

Wait. Are we going to talk about this? I haven't heard about this. I'm not going to, I'll talk about it on Sunday. I'm not bringing it in tonight, but it's no longer a problem. It's not a fucking problem. problem anymore. H-1Bs are gone. No.

That didn't happen, did it? Flush. Flush. Flushed down. They're going to be like, what's this device that I'm being loaded into? Flush. Isn't that like, so like, isn't it? Straight back to Indian.

This is your birthday, basically. This was like your thing. Yeah, this is the only good thing that has, besides Rick and Morty, this is the only good thing that's ever happened to high IQ Americans. Yeah. Very high IQ Americans. Americans. This is, it's amazing. $100,000 for an H-1B

visa that you don't get back. Trump signs an EO on H-1B is raising the feed sponsor an H-1B applicant to $100,000. What was the feed before? The fee was $1,000 before. So now if you

want to hire an Indian person, you got to give the government $100,000. That's right. Yeah. And they have to have a minimum salary of $100,000. 50,000. So they have to be doing something that's worth $150,000. And you've got to pay $100,000 on top of that. So you're out $250,000. Oh, my God. The world is actually changing. I thought I was making a joke. This is huge. This is crazy. Wow. Right up the ass. I mean, I think this is one of those situations. Reddit's H-1B on suicide watch. I mean, my buddy just lost his job at a tech firm, you know. I assumed Indians, so I think this is one of those. No, no, he's a white guy. Now he's scrambling to figure out what to do.

I know a lot of white guys have been losing their tech jobs lately. So this is, uh, and again, it's not necessarily a racial issue. It's a nationalism issue. A good job should go to Americans. Uh, white Americans. Sure. All Americans. You know what?

You're so happy. I'll just agree with you. You're right, Dick. The whites. They need the jobs. I want you to have this one. Okay. Bam, right up your ass.

Maybe a little bit of, you know, maybe a bit of grace you could take this W. You're kind of rubbing it in with poor guys. Be gone. Take your fat women with you. Okay. Removing to move, forgetting to move clothes from the washing machine, number one. um i did it again today the my really it's a big yeah it's a big problem it's a big problem it's a big problem for you guys who got washing machines richy rich over here uh the modern

is a being no uh having a washing machine does not is not a rich status thing that's we've had them for quite some time the modernization of design second by uh quite a stretch um i don't even know What was your thing there? Cracker Barrel or some shit? Just logos. Well, you say, Cracker Barrel is, even the restaurants they've already retrofitted. They're putting them, oh, they're putting back the old shit on the walls. All the, all the...

Wait, I got a, I got a record again. The disc was full. Hold on. Okay. Shit. Shit. Sean usually did this stuff. This is a problem I always meant to bring in.

Shit! Not emptying your heart drive. Okay, let me see if this, I'm gonna permanently erase these files. Let me see if that will clear up any space. Oh no, oh no, all right. Just a classic, classic podcast. Did I miss all my India stuff? Fuck, I hate having to go through and do it afterwards.

You gotta grab it off. It's not, what do you mean? How is it hard to get it out of YouTube? It just takes forever. Nah. You don't have to do it. Fuck. I could do it if you said,

If you said Vito dumped the fucking video for me, I can do it. Just tell me. Fuck. Fuck! Well, I'll use this lull to... I only have four gigabytes free. Fuck! All right.

Were you going to remind everyone? Well, we'll just pull the video afterwards. Let's get it very well. I don't know. Do you want me to... I don't know. I don't have a solution. How do you only have four gigabytes available?

I don't know what's on this. I don't know. Fucking spam or something. I don't know. Fucking spam or something. I don't know. Riders block. That was Eric July.

Shit. Did you see that he goes, Eric July goes to a church that has a picture of black Jesus on the wall, he was saying? It's good for him. I like that about, I like, I like when African Americans who, you know, the white people,

the white people gave them their white God to try and keep him in line. I like them when they add their own flavor to it. Like when they have black Santa and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because, like, when they get to heaven, white Jesus is going to go, oh, no, like, you know, this was for white people. Like, we have a separate space for you guys, but, you know, you don't get the full experience. Don't they want that? Do they want that?

Well, you know, like, we tricked them out of worshiping their true gods, you know, the true African gods. We brought them over here. We tricked them into loving Jesus. Like storm? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay. When she had the Mohawk, they're supposed to be worshipping Obingo. and Jabba John and

you know all the classic African deities Yeah The ones you see in the sand With the little pipe We were in it What was that? Wait, what? That's a fucking

That's a Mexican That's my god, you fucker. Coco Pelle is my people's god Not African The guy with the fucking pipe It's a bunch of lines in the sand With a flute I go, man

Yeah, we invented We invented doing lines in the sand Africa doesn't have any lines in the sand. Mexicans invented drawing lines in the sand. I'm pretty sure everybody who's got sand is drawn lines in it. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. Only Mexicans did lines in the sand. No other minority figured that out.

No lines in the sand in Africa. Okay, if you say who sailed around the world, I'm going to say Italians, all right? Italians said, I'm sailing around the world. Yeah, well, we pioneered it. But I'm saying, you know, other people sailed around the world. I'm sure other people took sticks and they drew. fucking shit in the dirt. Name one.

If I was in Africa, sitting in a hut. They don't always last. They don't. They don't. They sit there. They look at the stick. They look at the ground. They look back at the stick and say, I'm going to go steal someone else's stick.

There's one guy in Africa who's drawn the coolest lines you've ever seen. Okay. You don't know. You don't know. Mexican only. You would know about it. You would know about it. You might have a point. That's what they should stick to that.

Instead of stealing other inventions, they're going to steal the drawing lines in the sand. I didn't realize you were so possessive of the... Yeah, because that's like the only thing we invented. The proud Mexican tradition of going out in the desert being... What if I made like a really big guy and he's doing this? Well, no one else thought to do that. No one else... White people didn't think to do that.

White people are like in space. They're like, huh, you could kind of see some stuff you could see from space. And Mexicans were like, yeah, we know that. We know that. We've been ahead of... We've known that for a long time, guys. The Mexicans went, you ever see a bird like this? You know, all these sharp fucking lines?

I haven't seen a bird like that's pretty cool. Look, it's very sophisticated because somebody will come around and go, what are you guys doing? They're like, we're drawing a bird. Like, I can't see it. I can't see it. Those just looks like lines. There's no way that's a bird. Because you're fucking dumb.

That's why. It's a very sophisticated. The Mexicans were really planning ahead. They knew someday their work would be recognized. Don't take that from us. Don't take it from us. I won't give it to the... Being Mexican is not all about Frida Kahlo, okay?

It's other types of drawings, too. Yeah, it's free... Well, you also got a... What's his name? Wasn't... It's not about Diego Rivera either. Yeah. It's about the Nahuat lines.

It's about the Lina Kalo. Hey, did you ever see this bitch with this mustache? Yeah, I guess. That's not what Mexico is about. It's about big-titty weather girls and making giant drawings that no other race did figure it out. Ever thought to do?

No, because they don't think big. They're fucking stupid, including white people. And the Chinese. They got all that land. They didn't even think to, like, do a design with themselves. Well, they're busy making that wall, and then they always say that thing where they go, you know, you can see the great wall from space. And then it turns out you actually can't see it from space.

It's like a lie. Yeah, you can't even do that. You can see all. The Chinese couldn't even make cool line. They made a whole fucking wall. You can't even see the fucking thing from space. You can see the bird from space. I'm pretty sure.

People love the bird. Okay. Ice on the hedgehog says, of course Vito would sympathize with a giant sphere. I understand that joke. Butfucker Jones says penis, herb, beta patch, says something about sodium. Sean Curry says biggest drama queens in the universe. Jack Mickey Tim Bolton says, Richard, don't play that. Your internet is bad.

Vito, it's fine. The choppiest video I've ever seen plays. scene plays. It's a Miwashi. Yoshio says 720P. What is this? 2005. I guess I could upgrade it next time. If you had a new, if you had a better camera. Hold on. I have my camera. Let's see if this is. How's that? It changes the settings. I don't know how to answer that. It's too big of a setup. Every time we get on here, stream yard changes all the settings. We need a checklist. It's too many peas It's too many peas

We need a checklist Big Vito down We need a checklist for the show Make a checklist for yourself I put a note where I have to click that thing Nerfgang says that was the best voted-up stinger We've had in a while Martin O'Keefe says every time Vito talks about art

I think he's autistic And I mean actual art Not the slop He's surrounded himself by and dedicated his life to I like art Do you have a response to that? I think you were going on about modern museums and I was stalling for time

so I just kind of said some flippant shit about modern art and certain people got way too like oh my God he actually thinks like all modern art is trash or whatever and I'm like I was just kind of keeping the conversation going there's some cool modern art I'm sure yeah but that's like that's like your real opinions though

like if someone knew about art they wouldn't I can't name any artists that are I can just name I can just name that you can name one Damian Hurst all I can think of is that shark It's the only thing that's in my head

That's all you can name That's the only artist you can name Damien Hurst The Reddit meme No one else killed a shark Could put it in a tank Like that's I remember that

If you had to name five artists Without naming one wrong For a million dollars could you do it I could name artists, of course. Okay, name five artists. Well, you got to start with a guy who we all love. I'm just fucking around. What do you want?

But name five artists. Picasso. I knew you were going to name Picasso, number one. Okay. Don't go. I knew you were going to name Picasso. Andy Warhol, Michael Angelo. All the greats.

Oh, Michaelangelo. Why am I naming artists if you're just going to, What do you mean? You asked for artists. Da Vinci. Okay. And Damien Hearst with the fucking shark. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

You got it. I can name some artists. I didn't realize there was like a, we expect me to name some like esoteric fucking outsider art. I just want to see how long it would take. Daniel Johnston. How's that? I like that frog he drew.

Daniel Johnston. No, that was a musician. No, that was Matt Furry. No, no. He drew it. different uh he do a different type of frog what kind of frog at that frog how the how are you frog what is the how are you frog hey yeah i'll i'll show you hold on no not not show me just just explain it to me it's a frog and it says hi how are you i guess it was his album cover also

he made music but he also drew weird shit he was a weird autistic guy jo cool is that your is that another artist that you like the guy who drew Joe Cool, the camel, the camel packaging. Man, you know what I'm really, you want to know what the best art I ever saw was and I, I wish I could find the guys. I went to Chicago like years ago. Okay. I don't know where we were. It must, it was like some like public building. This better not be a story about pizza. No, it was a guy and I took a picture of it. And it was like, you know, the local autistic people are allowed to hang up their art in this hallway. And one guy had made an infographic

to all the different voices and characters that lived inside his head. And they all were related to teeth in some way. And I always remember Timmy Time Teeth, which was like a frog with teeth that had like numbers written on them. And it also had a description of every one of the characters. Like, Timmy Time Teeth's phrases,

it's time to go to school. And he screams it at me every morning for an hour. I was just looking at all these characters. And I went, this is the most powerful piece of artwork I've ever seen. And, man, I wish I owned the Timmy Time Teeth painting. Now did I think about it. So let me get this straight. Yeah.

The commenter said, anytime Vito talks about art, he swears that you're autistic. And that your answer to that is your favorite piece of art is the most autistic thing ever made. created by an autistic person at an art festival made by all autistic people. Dude, that's your response? I think about Timmy Time Teeth like all the time. I go, this is a character that needed to be explored. Timmy Time Teeth.

And I guess his teeth like functioned like a clock or he talked like a clock. I don't, I have it saved somewhere on my computer. What is the, what's the file? name what's the file name it's probably timetimesief. jpeg like i definitely had i could find it anyway i just i took this picture and i said this is this is incredible i love this and i want more of it speaks to me yeah i wish it's like i made it if i would if i could make something i would make this if i could make something fuck super killer timmy time teeth is uh what i want okay uh that's all the comments thanks everyone do you have a voted up

Well, here was the problem with that is every problem I kept trying to make into a voted up segment all seem to correspond to an existing large news item. Okay, let's just do the problems then. Let's do the problems. I'm the winner. I think that's what's going to happen. It's, Vito, it's guys, my problem is guys who can't apologize. That's my problem. Right.

So Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel, first of all, Charlie Kirk was shot. shot, right? We all know that. He was assassinated. He was assassinated. You and your guys thought it was great. Me and my guys. I didn't think it was great. I didn't think it was great. My guys think it's horrible. Everybody thinks it's horrible. You guys are celebrating and going nuts.

There's a small number of wing nuts who maybe don't think it's horrible, but the vast majority of Americans do not enjoy what happened. You guys are like, put that shit in my veins. Can me make us, can I get that in my latte? Can I a squirt of Charlie Kirk was assassinated? Put that in my Starbucks. Sign me up. This is the greatest day of you guys are like, this is the greatest day of my life. I'm going to

Disneyland to kill more. I don't know if that's exactly what's going on. And is your audio still going? You like cut out for a second. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Uh, look, what happened is real bad. It's real bad. Not for us, but it's great for you guys. Okay. So you, so you Why are you killed one of us? Shut up. Stop it. This is ridiculous. Okay.

There's no two sides here. There's no. Oh, but your guys killed our guys. Yeah, that's our guy. That's our guy. We do not claim. He worships the Lord and you worship Satan and the devil. So he's our guy.

For all I know, what's his name? Mr. Brownie Blast. Loves Jesus too. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. What? Mr. Brown. Yeah, did you see after he killed Charlie Kirk?

He went to the dairy blast. queen. Wait, way, way, way, wait. The guy who killed Charlie. So you know all about this because you're like, you're a big fan of his. So you know all about his routine, his murdering routine. Me and my, me and my buddy were big, you know, dairy queen heads. We're a part of the dairy queen community.

The dairy boys. Yeah, we're always talking about it. Ah, we got to go get one of those classic brownie blasts. And then he sent me a text. He said, look who's a brownie blaster himself. And it was, it's that guy. He went after he blew that. fuck guys had on he got some ice cream with the murderer yeah no the murderer got the ice cream

i'm saying by himself but you guys are sharing it like as though you're kind of you feel like kind of you feel like kindred spirits like you also you like this dairy this brownie blast thing and you also like that charlie kirk was murdered so you're like you we have these two things in common well what he sent me was a text that says looks like charlie kirk got brownie blasted and i said come on that's that's a little You see? You see? I said it's too much.

You see? I said it's too much. Okay? It's horrible. It's horrible. It's not too much. It's totally inappropriate. Right.

That your friend said that and that you laughed at it just now. I didn't laugh. Well, I'm laughing at the... You're smiling right now. You're fucking smiling like a Cheshire cat. It was so... It was so inappropriate that you know, I can't believe somebody... No, some things are too inappropriate.

Yeah. So anyway. Charlie Quirk was killed assassinated Bad day for us Great day for you guys You guys love it Yeah we're winning

Great Jimmy Kimmel I'll be on the board For all the leftists Jimmy Kimmel goes out on TV And lies about a crime Which is a Which is the FCC violation

You can't do that And then What are you talking about? Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel goes out and lies About the crime You're not allowed to do that You can't do that

FCC regulation Man I'm very worried about the FCC regulation well I don't like the FCC but you know if you guys made them so you're going to have to live by the rules you guys made them I don't know the I don't know the history I have but that doesn't sound correct you should look into the history you guys maybe we will at some point um then then the the stations that carry Kimmel to America middle America which you guys despise you know they said hey no we're not running a show you better

apologize or else your show is done and Jimmy Kimmel just does all he has to do to save all the people that work for him you know hundreds of people hundreds of hardworking people and he's a millionaire all he has to do to save their jobs is just apologize and give a little bit of money to Charlie Kirk's wife which he probably should have done anyway and he won't do it can you believe that can you believe the fucking the fucking chutzpah of that guy what a bastard so wait what's your problem people who don't apologize guys you don't apologize just apologize what's the big deal what is he apologizing for uh almost basically being a murderer lying to the american people that are sorry i'm sorry i helped kill charlie kirk

is what you should say in your and that he and that he's like uh and that he's uh but buddies with satan do the satan part too and that he's uh worshiped satan and moloch apologize what's the big deal So I believe his comments were basically that the right is currently scrambling to make, you know, make sure, figure out who this guy is. He basically said what I said. The murderer, yeah. We're trying to figure out who the murder is. Yeah, well, yeah, but, you know, but why are you trying to figure out who the murder is? Because you don't want it to be your guy.

No, he's not, he's not our guy. He's some gay trans fucking. Right. Well, Jimmy Kimmel stole the mass shooter lotto bit that I pioneered. And he did a bad version of it. If I was writing for Kimmel, it would have had a... What he said, it's the mass shooter loto.

That's the gimmick. He told it all wrong. He told it all wrong. So he should apologize. He was a deranged trans fucker, though. Well, he should apologize for stealing jokes. I think that's bad. I think obviously...

Okay, number one. Apologize for stealing jokes. Boom. Boom. Got them. Boom. Easy. What else?

Well, I don't know if he... Here's the thing. They're trying... You actually listen to what he said. Yes, it's even worse. It's even worse. No, it's not. It's even worse. Read it. Here, let's read it together. Why don't we watch the clip? Why don't we just watch it? No, I hate watching clips. It's so, it's just worse. Jimmy. We are the only internet podcast that won't just play a fucking clip of a guy.

What did he say? Yeah, what did he say about Charlie Kirk? What did Jimmy Kimmel? He said, okay, wait, I got to find it. in his monologue he said that no I need the exact quote right you love the exact maga he said something about maga

which frog tony was arguing with me said well now maga can sue for defamation I said maga's not a guy frog tony he said but there are maga guys

there's no I'm like he can't there's no grounds for a defamation lawsuit there uh how are you still arguing with frog tony I thought you guys were done.

We're going to do a show, man. Okay, here we go, here we go. This is what Jimmy Kimmel, who's the liar, who lies all the time. This is what he said about MAGA. We've hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them. and doing everything they can to score political points from it, Kimmel said. Can you believe he would say that? I mean, that's kind of an accurate description of what actually happened, yeah.

But he's not one of them. That's what was... He's one of you. Right. So they were desperately trying to prove that he wasn't one of us. That's what happened. No, no, no, no, we're not desperately doing it. It was self-evident.

It was self-evident that he's a gay, trans-fucking ultra-liberal who murder. Charlie Kirk. Two seconds after Charlie Kirk gets murdered. I see everybody on Twitter going, hey, here's this guy who debated Charlie Kirk six months ago. He's definitely the murderer. And I went, I don't think the murderer is stupid enough to have a previous history of arguing Charlie Kirk and then going, ah, now I'm going to murder him. No one's ever going to trace that shit back. Like it was this mad scramble of just finding random people. There was one guy who had written a song and said like Charlie Kirk's going to. What are you talking about? Is gibberish? what you're saying. There was a guy who wrote a song called

Charlie Kirk's going to get it. They're like, that's the guy, because he wrote this song like two years ago. And the whole time he's been planning to assassinate. I think it was a trans person, and then it turned out they were dead. Okay, there you go. Well, they were already dead. How did they die?

Stomach cancer, probably. Too many brownie blasts. Got to do some bad estrogen. Oh, a bad bitch. Oh, no. A tokonoco Pharmaceuticals gave them a bad bitch. of the DIY hormones. Look. It's not desperately, though. We're just like, hey, that guy's probably a liberal because he murdered our civil rights

icon. Oh, yeah. Our civil rights icon. What the fuck is that about? Charlie Kirk is the MLK for white people. How? In what way? Just by being like reserved.

He's like the same guy. He's like being reserved and fighting for the rights. of white people. That's what he's doing out there. What do you think about? He's arguing like for these are the rights that these are the things you should do to follow the white Christian God and those sorts of things. I mean, I'm just saying what he, I don't give a fuck about Charlie Kirk. I'm just saying what he is to white people. Well, you know what my favorite thing about MLK was

was after he died, his wife took over and just kept doing the same thing, you know? Because that's how it's just the power transfers on to just a lady. Man, they got to get rid of her. They got to fucking get rid of her. I saw Erica Kirk draped over the coffin. I'm like, can you just tuck her into that coffin? Because I don't want to hear

from her ever again after this little charade that she's doing. She can be there. I don't care. Yeah, go ahead. If you want that organization to succeed. Give it to a man. You need another guy to get in there and be, what is she, what, she's going to go set up on

I'm doing the, I don't want to see a woman argue ever. If she She was good at it. She would have been the one doing it already. You've got to find another guy to do it. Watching women argue is the number one cause of all male suicides. I don't want to ever see it. I don't want to watch it. I'm against it.

No matter which side is doing it. Well, as I put it, my favorite thing in stories is when a beloved male hero dies and gets replaced with a sassy girl boss. It always makes for a great sequel. We're basically, Turning Points USA is basically last jediying themselves. by going like, oh, you know, let's just make it gay and put a chick in it. And you're like, no. Put a guy in it. Now, these are, what you're saying right now are jokes.

What Jimmy Kimball said was the guy that killed Charlie Kirk. Right. Well, you can't make it on network TV anymore. He's not making any jokes now. I think he's going to make a stupid podcast. Oh, oh. Yeah. I'm glad you're happy.

I want an apology. This seems like the best thing in the world for it. You should be happy. Because I want, I think the people that work for him deserve jobs. That's why I want those people to have jobs. It sucks. It sucks when some blowhard, self-important blow-hard for the purposes of his own ego ruins it for everybody by just not simply apologizing. Like, sorry that I lied to everyone and tried to get more amount of people killed. Here's a million bucks. Sorry that I did that. Mel Gibson had to apologize for like 10 years and he didn't. I mean, we all know what he said. I do know what he said. He said a lot of things. In fact, you were in a video quoting Mel Gibson recently. I was very excited for you.

Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. There was a YouTuber made a, well, I don't know if I want to spoil it, but. It was like a thousand streamers that have said the N-word. A hundred. I don't think it was a thousand. Top 100. Top 100 streamers who have said the N-word and it was like a greatest hit's compilation. What number were you? That was cool. I think I was pretty deep, like 80 maybe. I was a little disappointed because I think I've said it more than you and I didn't get a nod.

Could have got a little tip of the hat, you know. I don't have to be in the top 100. There could have been like an appendium that went like, hey, you know, we didn't have time for all the great N-words. Also, man. Also ran. Also mentioned, yeah, I could have had an in-memorium or whatever. All right. Well, that's my problem. Just guys, just say an apology. Give some money. Admit that you're trying to get people killed so we can all move on.

Yeah, we've got to give money to the wife so she can show up. What is she going to do? She's going to host podcasts now and go, well, I have something to say about that. My husband got shot for America. It's like, yeah, I don't know. But like, are you like, are you going to be funny? Charlie Kirk was funny. There's no way she's funny, right?

How he was. He was kind of funny. There's no chance she's funny. Yeah, he had like good comedian. Right before he got shot, he landed a banger. Nobody who's funny is going to drape themselves over a coffin and post it to Instagram and think, oh, that's not, nothing's weird about this. Someone's funny, someone who's funny will go, I'm not going to post that shit. Did you hear the last thing Charlie Kirk said?

He went out on a banger. Because the guy in the audience was like, do you know how many, do you know how many trans shooters there actually are? And Charlie Kirk just takes him out. He goes, too many. And the audience went, oh, oh, oh, and they got shot. Wait, really? Yeah, that was the last thing he said, basically. No way.

Is that true? He, like, tried to elaborate on the point, and then he got shot in the neck. But that was literally two seconds before he got shot, they said, that's why I thought, I was like, dude, was the shooter waiting for him to mention trans shooters? Like, apparently it was, like, the very first, like, person. No way, that's, no way. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know why they're not talking about it.

he dropped he dropped him he did a mic drop on a dude dude that's like the greatest last words ever do you know how many uh shooters are trans too many that's why the crowd didn't react at first because they thought he was just like reacting to his sick burn where he's just like yeah you know but it turned out he'd gotten shot in the neck I think everyone should just apologize I think all liberals should just apologize like as a practice for what they said about Charlie Kirk I can say, like, I'm sorry that I made light of civil rights hero Charlie Kirk and his assassination.

I'm, I can't control myself. I'm seething with jealousy about his family and his relationship with God. And I'm sorry that I am myself. I'm sorry that I am myself. There's nothing I can do about it. You know what I'm sorry about? I let all you idiots convince me to take down my AI Charlie Kirk video that got four million views on somebody else's Twitter. I could have made fucking bank on that.

I had a video of Charlie Kirk right before I get shot. And then he puts on a rainbow shirt and a bunch of gay pride flags show up. Gay stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gay stuff. Oh, you're going, you're going, oh, okay, okay. Once again, gay stuff. Hey, Vito, you can't be doing that. And I said, all right, all right, all right, I'll take it down.

And then somebody sends me a link, and some little gay kid on Twitter went, Did you guys see this video of Charlie Kirk? And it's got four million fucking views. And I went, oh. Could have been me. Could have been me. You had a guilty conscience, though, because you did it out of hatred. Hatred of Charlie Kirk.

You did it. I don't know what he's a guilty conscience. Not anymore, but you did. Honestly, I don't even really, I never really knew that much about Charlie Kirk. I'm just like, oh, yeah, that's that guy who goes to college campuses and puts up that table. I sure hope someone would kill him. That's what you're not saying, but you are thinking. That's what you would think about him.

There's that guy that's on the God. Why don't I do my... I'll do my problem. Here's my problem. Okay. Dick, there's a lot of ways to get entertainment in the world. And I think that there's certain forms of entertainment that are safe and fun and exciting. But then some people...

Like marbles. Playing with marbles. Marbles are fun. Going to the movies. Karaoke. Always a good time. How about that? Okay.

But then there's some people who put themselves in a situation for the entertainment of others. where you go, well, you know, maybe you don't got to do that. And I'm talking, of course, about Lion Tamers. Oh. Have you heard of Lion's Hamers, Dick? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Typical. I don't like it.

I don't like the circus act. Sure. Right, all right. Okay. And then there was famously a Siegfried and Roy with the big cats or whatever. Okay. Here's the thing. Okay.

It's very exciting to get into the arena and fuck around with a tiger. right okay you're going look at this stupid fucking tiger I'm way smarter than this tiger and I'm gonna like have a chair you know I'm gonna go you can't do shit I got this chair are you go I got this I got this whip what are you gonna do about that you stupid fucking tiger okay and let's say the show 99 out of a hundred times goes fine yeah 99 out of 100 times you're just a you're a guy you're a flamboyant guy you're in the cage with the tiger fucking with the tiger right everybody claps and applauds and goes you see how he fucking told that tiger he fucking he fucking

owned that tiger that was crazy right okay and then what happens you go into the cage with a tiger enough fucking times and what do you know a tiger jumps one of the fucking tigers one of these young new young gay tigers probably comes out of nowhere and fucking rips your face off. And the lion tamer deserves it, you're saying, for getting in there. I'm saying the lion taming was entertaining at a certain point in time. Okay? But when you got the lions and they're all fucking nuts, just don't go in the lion cage anymore.

You already did it. What kind of an attitude is that? Everybody knows that you can fuck with the lion. all right it's already been proven the act has been done why are you still why do you think it's an act why do you think why do you think Charlie Kirk wanting to talk to people is an act I don't know what you're talking about this Charlie Kirk thing I'm talking about look why the all right let's be real why the you think jungle Jack Hanna cared about the animals he was interacting with or do you think he was

just doing it for show like why would you get it why okay it's not that you want the guy with the tiger to get his face ripped off, right? You don't want that. But you are watching the show. The way you're saying it, I do. But when you're watching the show and you're going, shit, that guy might get his face ripped off. That might happen.

Yeah, that's why I'm watching because of the danger. Yeah. So when Siegfried and Roy, when one of them got their face ripped off by a tiger, did everybody go, this is completely unfathomable? How could this possibly happen? That tiger needs to get an AIDS test. Yeah, that tiger's. It's fucked.

In a similar way. You're blaming Charlie Kirk for getting assassinated. Don't you see what you're doing and saying? I think I'm slut shaming Charlie Kirk a little bit. It's a little bit of slut shaming where I'm going, bro. Tiger. It's like walking, you're walking through the ghetto at night in a mini skirt. These are guys pumped full of cum and estrogen.

Yeah. They're not wild animals. Estrogen. No, they're humans. they're human beings all these fucking Antifa psychopath weirdos okay

terrorists all these terrorists you mean all these terrorists Trump's in office he's getting rid of all the trans stuff so they're pissed as hell it's like it's like you know it's like you got a bear and you're going hey I remember when

I remember when Biden was in the trans people were so happy all the time there's one word to define they're never going to be happy they're said such a great mood gay guys man happiest guys world trans whatever the point i'm making is i saw destiny went to a campus to uh he got called it f slur did you he got called it didn't work out for him he had just called him gay until he left

which was kind of embarrassing for him uh i got a lot of guys in the chat spamming tomatoes which is retarded because you're blaming charlie kirk for his own death why are you doing that i'm not blaming him for his own death but let's be clear if you put on a miniskirt and you walk through the ghetto in the dead of night and you get brutally raped does everybody go i can't believe that happened that's a completely unfathomable okay black people aren't at college i just don't know here's what i don't get i don't get why everybody is going like uh this is completely unexpected i'm like like did you not realize it's very unexpected what are you talking about yeah exactly we this was bound to happen at some point so let it happen to somebody else like

Jesus Christ. Because you guys keep doing it. You guys are the bad guys. You're killing our guys and going, oh, it's bound to happen. Because you are fucking doing it and then lying about it. Look, I'm not doing it. Stop with this. You're doing it.

You are doing it. You are doing it. You love it. I'm also not going any college campuses. You love it because it proves your sick worldview. All I'm saying is when he got shot, I went, why was this motherfucker not? behind 30 feet of bulletproof class. Like, did he just think

all the people who have been polluting their bodies with fucking estrogen and hanging out on 4chan talking about what fucking guns they want to buy for the trans future riots? Like, they're all just goofy goobers. Like, no, at some point, one of those guys is going to be so brain fucked

up that he goes, uh, it's basically a, who's the guy who shot fucking Reagan for Jody Foster. Sirhan, Sirhan. Yeah, never said thank you. He basically said, I know it'll make my trans boyfriend excited, give him a big heart on, is if I shoot Charlie Kirk in the face. And that's why he did it, because they're nuts. Don't go to any college campus.

What do you mean? They're nuts. You. It's you. Them. Them. You. It's this attitude that you have right now that allows it.

My attitude is, you know what happened, though, Vito? We have, we had the owning the libs stuff. Hinkley. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That era was a good time. We all had a lot of fun. We all had a lot of fun, taming lions.

Oh, you're the lions. Yeah, we were taming the lions. We were going, hey, you fat, pink-haired bitch, you don't know shit about nothing. Okay. You're lying? Right now. We've now reached a moment where these people, all their shit's getting taken away. They've lost every battle.

They're a cornered animal, basically. community. They can't play, they can't play. Cornered me, daddy. Corner me daddy. They can't swim with the girls anymore. They can't play old-to-the-chrisby with the girls anymore. Yeah, they can't go in their locker rooms and stuff.

Yeah, they've lost everything they wanted. So you basically got a cornered animal and goes, ah, fuck it. I'm just going to take a gun and start killing some fucking people. Okay? And I would advise you that if you've experienced a career in Lion Tamp, the world's greatest lion tamers all quit. Before the lion ripped their fucking head off. Charlie Kirk.

We've got to put the lions down, right? Charlie Kirk was a multi-millionaire. He had a popular show. He did not need it. And I'm not saying that he didn't have the free speech right to do so. Obviously, he did. But I also have the free speech right to go down to the ghetto with that sign from fucking die hard. Okay?

And walk around. But I don't do it. I hate everyone. That sign. That famous sign. Okay. And there's a reason I don't do that. What you're saying is like,

What you're saying is like the worst thing that anyone's ever said. Like this idea that he deserved it because trans people are like a cornered animal. Well, it's offensive to a lot of different people. I think he didn't understand the dynamics of the situation. I think he went, oh, these are just a... It's offensive because, first of all, the trans person is the one who turned him in. So it wasn't a, it was some psychotic weird, it was a psychotic weird straight, straight man, liberal. The guy was you.

It wasn't a trans guy that did it Or a woman It was just it was a chaser like you So it's extra offensive Because you're blaming everybody but you They're all part of a little fucking thing Man they're all and I'm sure They're part of your thing

You're gonna tell me that there was never a point where he said Hey how about tonight I'm the girl That'd be fun you know they're all fucking around Look I'm saying that you're saying he was a straight guy I'm like he was probably the girl half the time You don't fucking know he's probably There was no way that guy

He was the girl. He was the fucking buck. He was the fucking alpha of the trans squad. Look, all I'm saying is, I guess what it comes down to is, again, I'm not blaming Charlie Kirk. He had every right. You're saying he should have expected it. Well, he was trying to put on, now it's not that he should have expected it.

It's that the audience should have expected it. If you go to NASCAR and a NASCAR crashes in the wall and the guy burns alive inside the NASCAR, everybody can get on Twitter and go, well, this is, this is completely unexpected. I can't believe it. It's like, what do you mean? Of course. This was, this was destined to happen at some point. And, uh, again, that's why you're so happy about it. If I, well, I was right. I'm always happy when I'm right. So I said, man, somebody's going to get shot by one of these lunatics. And that happened. I was. It's, but what you're saying is, I don't think it's fair because

Charlie Kirk did anticipate this and he I think I could you could fact check me on this but I think he bought the finest Israeli security company that you could that you could afford to protect him

and they're experts they're experts so what you're saying is doubly false because he did take precautions by hiring the security company to protect the best the best the best the best of the best yeah right

He hired the best of the best. If you're going to do this, you need some... So you're wrong. Get in a plexiglass cage. You'd be like the Pope and case behind fucking bulletproof glass. Okay, I'm not going to any liberal... Yeah, but then it's like you don't believe in God. Then it's like you're saying God won't protect me.

So then he can't, he can't, like, be as pious as otherwise. Well, the Pope got away with it. The Pope got away with the Pope will. The Pope protects pedophiles, though. So he's, that's not the same. Charlie Kirk was like the American Pope, the first American Pope. He could have been, yeah. He was.

Anyway, it's a tragedy to what happened. I'm just saying it was completely predictable and obvious. Still a tragedy, but come on. What you're saying is fucking deranged. How can you? Trans people didn't do it. A trans fucker like you did. Trans people didn't do this.

Trans people turned him in. A trans fucker is the one degree removed from a trans person. You are the one who brought in trans shooters like a week ago. What you're going to say there now? I know. Can you believe that I did I predicted this? Now it's the straits are the problem. No, liberals are the problem.

Liberals are the problem. I agree that liberals are a problem and you got to stay off these college campuses. You got to stay away from these Antifa kids. They're violent psychopaths, man. No, we're putting them down. We'll put them all down. We'll see what happens. Do you think I could get that guy that attacked me at Netflix on, like, terrorism charges?

Because he's Antifa, and now Antifa is a terrorist organization. It really sucks that, like, we couldn't do anything about any of that. I mean, now. Do you think I could get him now that he's a terrorist? I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Where do I go to do that? I would not try to fuck with that guy, because I assume that guy is going to start killing people.

All these Antifa people are crazy. You are You have to fight these people You can't avoid campuses And not get killed And not fight guys You have to pretend that the real world is online And then you fight everyone

Go do it Yes, we will No, no, you will You will, I will not Oh, me and those other guys will Some of them are going to get killed You can go down to the fucking college campus Sure

With all the fucking nut jobs And all the Antifa people I'm not going to college I hate debating It's fucking stupid I think that era is unfortunately ending Unless you got a security team And a big fucking plexiglass box

Yeah So you guys win That's just it It's not you guys I'm not a part of this I have nothing to do with any of this You liberals win The trans people hate me

I'm not their guy man Yeah but you're like a straight passing guy that will fuck them so they they hate you but they're addicted to you they are addicted to me but i still half the trans people like me let's put it that way the other ones think i'm the greatest enemy of uh christ and earth yeah okay is that your that's my problem don't wear short skirts r i p yeah yeah don't uh lack of slut shaming like whatever not enough slut shaming just horrible what a terrible thing to say look it's a tragedy that happened but again guy gets in a cage with a bunch of fucking wild animals you go ah well i mean i'm gonna watch

i'm not gonna look away you know yeah but you're happy about that i'm not happy about it i just go the only thing again the only thing i'm happy about is going oh this could go very badly for him and everyone goes what are you talking about this guy's gonna be fine he's a fucking trained pro and I go, all right. I mean, we'll see. And then, you know, guy gets and you're like, ha ha, ha, I was right. I was right. Ha, ha. Guy gets his face right by tiger. And I go, it looks like I do understand the, the current temperature. I do understand what's going on in this country. How is that the current temperature? It's like a random, a horrible murder. We're in for a lot more random horrible murders, if my predictions are correct.

What kind of prediction is that? I know. Of course there's going to be horrible murders. Yeah, but like, man, it's going to get bad. What do you mean it's going to get bad? And you're going to be there happy about every single one. We'll get something akin to a genocide in this country. I don't know who will perpetrate the genocide and who will be the recipient.

But it's coming. A genocide. I think Mr. Beast will be involved in some way. Oh, how? You know what Mr. Beast wants to be president? No, he doesn't really, does he? Yeah, yeah, he said it like multiple times. Now that trans pala isn't that weird, pedophile discord.

Yeah, right. Mr. Beast, not soon enough. I'm convinced that if Mr. Beast was elected president, we would have a Holocaust within about two years of that. Against who? Just pick out of a hat, man. Like he would just find a way. Fucking, uh, Eastern, Eastern Europeans. Yeah, something. What are you talking about? Why?

Because he's soulless. Because he would just, he'd go, well, I just want everybody to have a good time. So I got to murder all these fucking Mexicans. Like, that's Mr. Beas. He's that, that's him. Why do you have this weird thing with Mr. Beast? Because I think he would kill people if he had the power to do so. Right. Yeah. Why? Because he's just like a retard with a YouTube change. Right. That's the most terrible. Okay, he's the worst type of like guy who like never actually figured out human morality on any deeper level. What the fuck are you talking? He's like, I crashed a train into a pit. That's what is, that's what he does. Like I gave this guy a hundred thousand dollars. I'm going to unite the world because I'm going to make, I'm going to make wells. And you're like, what are you talking about? He goes, I gave. I gave blind people glasses. And you're like, okay. He's like, yeah. Isn't that going to, isn't that going to. Isn't that going to.

fix everything? And you're like, no. What are you talking about? What do you mean fix everything? He's just giving people glasses. If he had any self-awareness, you would go, I am not fit to be president at all. I have no comprehension. Why would he say that? Because he's fucking nuts. And I'm to thank God, he has handlers around him to keep him from murdering women and children because I'm soulless. He doesn't have to say that. He could just say he could not put out tweets saying it would be, you know, I was president. I would listen. You got to see his tweets about being president. He's like, I think I

would listen to, that's what people say. I would listen to both sides and try to find a middle ground. And I'm like, that's how you end up killing all the Jews. That's the middle ground, okay? Because Hitler trying to find a middle ground as well. Your thoughts on Mr. Beast are like just totally

bunk, like all over the place. He's basically their different character archetypes and Hitler and Mr. Beast are like the same guy. Okay. Just look at his. Do you think Hitler was wanting to get, like, ad revenue? If Hitler was around today, he would have a popular YouTube channel and he would be crashing trains.

He might have a popular Rumble channel. He wouldn't have a popular YouTube channel. No, no, no, no, no, no. He'd find a way to make it work on YouTube. And he'd be, he would be telling you about European weaponry. You know what they call YouTube? You know what the slur they call YouTube? You think Hitler's going to be on YouTube?

How the hell would that work? telling you whether or not nunchucks were actually an effective weapon or not. And then at the end of his video, you'd be, you know, slowly be indoctrinating you into his cult of personality. The way Mr. Beast is doing. Look, all I'm just saying is if Mr. Beast ever tries to seize any sort of political power, Brownie blast yourself. Get out of there. More liberal violence, political violence.

Just don't give Mr. Beast power. That's what you guys are saying, Brownie blast for murdering? political people now? If it caught on, I'm taking response. I'm taking a credit for that if it does, but no, I don't... You mean if someone gets killed?

If someone gets killed, yeah, and they go to the Dairy Queen right after I'll say this. If all the liberal shooters have to kill somebody, it becomes like a meme, they've got to go to the Dairy Queen. Like Disneyland? I'm going to Dairy Queen. I just killed the Vice President.

What are you going to do? I'm going to Dairy Queen. You see all those people that didn't believe that the shooter's note was real? Yeah, that was weird. That's not how normal kids talk. like oh wow you think is that you think there was something odd about that that guy dude I feel real I feel real bad for that trans roommate because again it is the fucking uh it's the

situation with fucking Reagan where he's like I did it for you and she's like what are you fucking talking about why yeah he's like well I just thought you'd think I was cool if I did that it's like no it's pretty impressive done like he's not the autistic kid was not wrong it would be impressive if he did a good job of it, but he didn't. He wore the same fucking, he didn't buy new sneakers. He left the gun in a bush thinking, I'll come back and get it later. And then he said, I can't believe the campus is locked down. What do you fucking mean? You just shot a guy and brought Dinglingling, and of course the fucking campus is locked down. You're not getting that gun back. Also, you used your grandpa's very distinct, like, notable gun. And your grandpa watches

Fox News. And he goes, why does that look like my gun? Where's my grandpa? alive? Yeah, his grandpa and his dad were both watching Fox News and they're like, and this was the murder weapon that we found. And the dad and the grandpa were like, that looks a lot like my gun. So they started calling the kid to be like, hey, do you have that gun? Like, because that looks like our gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why the kid turned himself in because he was like, man, my dad and my grandpa have been blowing up my phone all day and I'm just not answering, but I think I'm fucked. What an idiot. So the grandpa was like that Leonardo DiCaprio meme Or he's watching TV and he's like, oh, right?

Oh, right? The grandpa was like, mm. Don't use your grandpa's gun and then don't leave it somewhere so they can take pictures of it for grandpa to see. I would just like to tag FBI to come take a look at this guy who's giving tips on how to murder politicians. Your family's going to want, okay, here's the thing. This guy right here. Shut the fuck up. This kid clearly, for some reason, thought it's like a round of halo.

Like, after you shoot the guy, the round ends, and then you respawn. You play a different fucking instance. Yeah, no, it keeps going from that point. Like, after you kill him, like, there's more stuff that goes on. You don't get to just go to Dairy Queen and go like, all right, mission. Yeah, the mission accomplished screen came up. I got 50 points for that. Like, no.

You got to go, you got to leave the country. You got to. Yeah. Well, I don't understand why you don't leave the country. Somebody was trying to say, well, that's really suspicious. And I'm like, dude, the FBI is going to be looking into everybody. You got to go. You got to get a fake mustache.

You got to get on a boat, right? Yeah, you could do that. Sure. Probably just drive across, you know. To where? Mexico. San Diego. Yeah, Mexico.

Why not? Mexico extradites, though. Mexico will extradite. They have a whole group that hunts down. That's the problem is like, if you're Mexican. Mexican, then yeah, you can run to Mexico. But like, if I killed the president and I tried to go to Mexico, they'd be like, hey, who's this fat white guy who showed up in Mexico? No, you could be a great Mexican.

What is this Ethan Ralph or some shit? We already got one of you. We don't want to do you. Get a bronzer and you have to totally shave your beard. That would be hard for you because fat Mexican guys never have beers. They have totally like smooth like a baby's butt. No facial hair. They love it.

Fat Mexican guys hate facial hair. I would have to tan. But again, that's how most of these guys who run to Mexico is just like, why would a white guy just show up in the dirt fucking south part of Mexico? Like, it's suspicious. Okay, so that's on your tips for getting away with political assassination. For getting away with political assassination. Okay, well.

I'd say you still got a good window for like one more of these before everybody realizes to stop being out in public. Like I can't believe destiny went to a fucking college. I'm like, dude, just don't. Why? He's not going to get killed? Probably not. People don't do this. No, but he could get, I think he would get beat the, I can see him getting the shit beat out of them. It's just liberals and Mossad. And destiny's like as pro Israel as it gets. So what does he got to worry about? It is, uh, I will say, it was exciting when we thought I'm like, this must have been like a pro job. Like this must have been a fucking world government did this. He got away clean. And they're like, nah, it's a gay kid. He's just doing gay shit. Do you think he was like, do you think that kid was like, he was aiming the shot at his head? And then he didn't, like, he didn't account for the bullet dropping and he shot.

And he's like, oh, fuck, I missed. Oh, shit. I had that. I hit him right in the jugular. Well, apparently, that looks pretty good. Some people were saying that the bullet. You think he was like happy accident. Whoops.

You know? Some people were saying that the bullet bounced off the body armor and went into the neck. I don't know the trajectory. What? That's what some people were trying to say. What somebody was saying? Like, Sonic spinball? What do you mean? One of the, this is why it's always.

A ricochet. Yeah, he went for the bounce shot. What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say it. But like I saw there was like a group of people on a Twitter going, well, here's what happened is Charlie Kirk saw after Trump survived an assassination. He got all this free publicity. So Charlie Kirk arranged for a guy in the crowd to shoot at his body, as a bulletproof vest,

because then he was going to be a huge. hero, but he didn't know the bullet was going to bounce off and hit him in the neck. And I'm like, these guys are deranged, man. I'm like, no, it was either Israel or a gay kid. And then it turned out it was a gay kid. Yeah, we'll both, probably. Yeah, he might have been, he might have been a fan of Israel. Who knows?

No, probably not, though. All right, my problem was Lion Tamers. What the fuck is your bro? Lion Tamers. Timing the side dishes. Like, you have, you've got a, I'm making a nice steak tonight. and I've got some asparagus that I'm making and I'm warming up... What cut of meat we're talking about here?

That's the shitty one. It's in New York. They don't have ribeye at the place I was getting it. They didn't have any ribby, so I had to get in New York. I'm warming up the Blackstone. Yeah. Yeah, it's okay. And my wife goes, hey, I want some carbs.

You never have any carbs in our meals. I want some carbs. Grab some... There's a couple boxes of rice and stuff in there. grab one yeah yeah yeah i say uh but i don't i'm like that i'm like charlie kirk's assassin like i don't know this doesn't fit in my plan i don't i didn't plan for this i go grab the rice peel off and it says uh do it like 14 to 18 minutes in the microwave or the stove top and then fluff it and wait five minutes so i say okay uh this is i'm hungry now though

i start making the peel off i'm like ah i'm going to start a little bit early i'll start making the steaks and the asparagus and stuff and then the steaks are i'm all fucked up because the rice pilaf the steaks obviously getting done too cooked i'm like fuck i got to pull this off it's too it's fucked the asparagus is not quite done yet the peel off is still swimming in muck now that muck yeah and i think great okay so now we got to eat well-done steaks awful that i have a cut that I don't like and then too hard of asparagus and then by the time we're done

maybe we can have some rice for dessert some Cajun rice for dessert fucking wonderful every time every time I try to make anything it's it's five minutes off and then the whole the whole dinner's ruined

because first of all it's impossible to time timing the side dishes timing the side dishes is the problem first of all rice rice is always the worst. You can never, you can never time rice. It's a big, it's a big pain. And then if you don't cook it right, it's too hard. I never do rice. But I got to say, Dick, we're, we're already living in the future, man. What are you doing? The ready made sides are out there

and they're ready to go. What do you mean? I go to the grocery store. I go to the Kroger. You can get a thing of mashed potatoes. They're already mashed. Just take them out, put them in a pan, heat them up a little bit. Boom. And they're fucking great. Yeah, but I didn't have any of those. I just have a box of Cajun rice that you have to do. Where are you going? I don't. I don't know how it got there. I don't eat rice. The only time you make sides is if it's like a big, it's like Thanksgiving. You, okay, I'm going to make it from scratch. I'm going to whatever else. Any other time you get the ready-made

mashed potato. You get a frozen mac and cheese. I don't have any of that shit in my house. We'll get frozen. You're frozen asparagus. It steams in the bag. Steam it in the bag. No, I don't want frozen vegetables. Why would I get frozen vegetables? Why do you not want frozen vegetables? Because I want fresh

asparagus that are long. I don't want to eat a bunch of diced up shit. That all tastes the same. First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about. They have them in the long form. They're not always diced up. A frozen asparagus that's long? Yeah. Like a long frozen asparagus?

Asparagus spears is what you're talking about. The spear. They have that frozen? I don't want that. Yes, they have that frozen. No, frozen vegetables always taste fucked up. No, they don't. Because you've got to put them in the microwave.

You can't put them on the grill. You can't cook them in like a normal way that a human wants to eat. See, you're going to just eat them up. You are not aware of the class. Frozen vegetables are better than fresh vegetables. how is that how do you figure that they have higher nutritional content than the frozen vegetables i'm going to get this fact real quick what are you looking at well here's the thing is everybody goes uh you got to get fresh vegetables right you got to get fresh vegetables yeah they're better

yeah they taste okay but here's the deal uh uh when you freeze a vegetable you're locking in everything is locked in. Okay? Yeah, okay. Everything about it's locked in. When you have a fresh vegetable, it's sitting on the shelf. And all the vitamins and whatever else are draining out of there, man. Wait, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like, they tell you that you actually should eat frozen vegetables instead of fresh vegetables. I'm trying to find the stats. So they freeze them at the farm? Okay. So, yeah, they freeze them in the farm and they're frozen. at peak ripeness. This sounds like some shit that frozen vegetables people say.

When they're sitting in the grocery store, they're getting overripe, okay, because they're just sitting there and they continue ripening. But when you get them frozen, they've been frozen at the exact moment when they're perfectly ripe and ready to go. What? But doesn't the freezing fuck them all up? If you freeze or burn them, like if you don't use them right, you can't keep them for like months and months, but typically if you get up, if you go to the grocery store and you get a bag

of frozen vegetables and you defrost it, you're going to have a better time. Okay, and like, but they're all mushy. You can't grill frozen vegetables. No, they're not, they're not mushy. They're the same. They hold, they have moisture in them already. There's moisture in fucking, okay, a restaurant, yes, if you get fresh produce from the farmer and he picked it off the fucking tree that day. Like whole foods. No, because Whole Foods doesn't do that. It's been sitting at Whole Foods. They don't have new fucking produce every day. Really? A restaurant has a deal where the farmer, the guy,

they have a guy who comes by and he goes, these were picked yesterday, okay? But the Whole Foods, they got them like two weeks ago. They're just sitting in there. They got a farmer that does that? Really? Yeah, yeah. Farmed the table, baby.

I didn't know that. I knew a guy who, I know a guy who is the, was the sole vegetable, well, not sole vegetable provider, but one of the top vegetable providers for all the Whole Foods on the East Coast. and he coordinated with all the farms to get the produce. This was back before Whole Foods were owned by Amazon. You know, he'd set up all the trucks and bring it in. And he told me, he said, yeah, just get it frozen.

Did some food ever fall off the truck that you know of? I never asked him to bring me any free produce. No. And then we never had, could you get me some of the peppers? You know, no, I never had that fucking conversation. That's what I'm talking about. But, you know, he would say, yeah, you know, I bring it to him when it just fucking sits there. man. They don't go through it quick.

So frozen vegetables are the way to go? I don't know, man. I want you to try. I want you to try. Get some frozen Brussels sprouts. They even have the ones that are oven, they're oven ready. Okay? So you get the box. What the fuck does that mean? You get the bag.

They already got like a little bit of like olive oil and cracked salt and pepper on them. Okay, okay, okay. You just open the bag, dump it onto a fucking sheet pan and put it in the oven. Yeah, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, You know what else I have a problem with? They always say, when they always say to reheat stuff in the oven, they never put enough time there.

It's always like 15 minutes. Like, it's not even close. Well, ovens are, the thing is, I think every oven, it'll say 3.20, unless you have a, you got to have a thermometer in the oven to make sure you're actually getting the right temperature as the knob you put it to. I don't have that. You have a meat thermometer? Yeah.

So you're checking your stakes for, you know, make sure you get the right internal temp. I do the hand test. The hand test is better. Yeah, I can usually eyeball a stake at this point. Hand, not eyeball. I don't need the hand. You just, you just get a nice crust on both sides. You don't know what the hand test is.

That's why you're saying eyeball. The hand test is the firmness of the steak if it bounces back, right? You could have looked that up. My hands are here. I'm not typing up. You could have easily looked at. You could have an AI open that listens to everything you're saying and then looks it up automatically. Now you're looking it up.

I know for sure. Okay, that's my problem. Yeah, that's a good. Probably. Try frozen- Get a bag of frozen vegetables and get one of these big tubs of mashed potatoes from the Kroger. They're delicious.

Frozen mashed potatoes? No, those aren't frozen. Those are fresh, but they'll keep for a while. They might have, I don't know. Oh. No, I have a bad experience with instant mashed potatoes. These aren't instant mashed potatoes. They're actually mashed potatoes that have mashed up and putting a fucking thing with a whatever on it.

It's a mashed potato suck. suck. No, instant mashed potatoes are the flakes. That's what KFC serves. Yeah, I thought they would be good, but they were the worst thing I've ever eaten probably. It tastes like glue. I saw a guy on Twitter. I know and he said, man, I hadn't had KFC in a while. He posted a purchase one of those large mashed potato sides from the KFC. Yeah, it's gross. And I, and I said, man, you're about to have a real bad time. And then he responded. He said, holy shit, were these always this bad? Were they?

I think they have gotten much worse. Why don't you do like a video? Maybe I will. Well, because it's, yeah, maybe I will, but what is there to say? It's fascinating. Well, if they've gotten worse or not. Yeah, I'd have to look into it. Yeah.

It's fascinating that you go, you got a bunch of guys just standing around. How hard is it to mash a potato? Like, couldn't that be something they could just be doing? At work? Uh, no, they got a bag of potatoes. No, no, no, no. That's not, that's not, like, quality control. You can't do that.

It's too much stuff. Because it might be, what, the potatoes might be rotten. You might fuck something up. Yeah, you got to store it differently. Then they got to do all kinds of stuff and clean that up. It's just all. Five guys cuts the fucking potatoes there. Fucking, uh,

In and out cuts the potatoes. That's why everybody likes them. But if you got KFC, no, they're not doing that shit anymore. Then they can't have, like, poppers, peener popper chickens and stuff like that all right do your problem what's your problem i don't know i got a check i mean i guess it's about charlie kirk again do we care you have two charlie kirk problems i have like eight charlie kirk problems what is it what's the what next is it how you owe maxwell kimbled eight hundred dollars is that your problem not

paying your debts that's all taken care of max did you pay him his 800 bucks yeah yeah he's taken care of it. Oh, that doesn't sound like it. Doesn't sound like it. I saw you used his footage in your video. Like he said you did like two years ago. I have not checked if I used his footage or not. Oh, bad. I'll give him a couple bucks. He's in your credits though. He is in the credits. That's true. So you must have used it. Why would he be in the credits? Because I wrote those credits before I finished editing the video. So you're so disorganized that you don't even know the credits for your movie, video, but we're supposed to believe you that you didn't use his footage.

Very, very shaky. Okay, but even if I did use his footage, she's not getting to $800. Nobody got $800 to edit part of my fucking Ghostbust video. That's the deal you offered him. $800. If he had a message and said, you don't offer me $800, first of all, that would have been a momentary lapse insanity for myself. because why the fuck would I pay a guy $8 an hour

just edit part of a ghost mystery video? And second of all... I don't know why you would make the video at all. So anyone's guess what you would have paid for it. It was a fun video. Can I play this clip of J.D. Vance? Can you put my screen out? Okay.

Is it about J.D. Vance owing somebody $800? I think so, yeah. Flows. Oh, what? Wait, why did they not have the right clip? Okay, well, I guess he says, when you see someone celebrating Charlie's... It's the $800 all over again, Kimball. It's the $800.

Good, why did he say when you see somebody celebrating Charlie's murder, called them out and call their employer? Call their employer. Call their employer. Call their health insurance so they can't afford surgeries and die. My problem is calling the manager. it's a it's such a bitch move why are you what do you what do you what do you think is going to happen here you're going to get fired and then you'll start excuse me excuse me uh yeah how can i help you

miss i don't think this guy who made my coffee is being properly respectful of a guy who got shot this one time um this is something wrong with the coffee the coffee is fine i must admit But the real problem is the lack of kowtowing and respect for my guy that I really like who's dead now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the most important thing.

Yeah, yeah. Get rid of them. Because they're on the other side politically. So get rid of them. Right, right. Hurt them. Before they can do it to me. I guess the big tragedy of all of these situations as you go, you got all these guys are all fired up.

Young men, you know, men who are going, we're fired up and things. are going to change. I'm like, all right. All right. Let's change some shit. And I'm like, and you know, you want them paid. You want them to go, you know, we're going to stop, you know, giving all this money. Indians, H-1Bs. We're going to get all the Indians. We're going to get all the Indians. We're going to get all the Indians. We're going to make it so. And if it's going to be a fucking terrorist organization. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to make it. So all the institutionalized purchasing of homes is no longer legal that a single family homes. That's kind of a Big goal.

Yeah. Single family homes cannot be owned by corporations. We're going to do that. Yeah, but they didn't kill Charlie Kirk. No, they didn't kill Charlie Kirk. No. So we can't do that. It's got to be directionally at the bad guy.

I'm going to make the argument that they did kill Charlie Kirk, okay? You want to know why all these young men are going fucking nuts? Shit. It stopped again. Whatever. I'll use the YouTube thing. All these young men are going nuts because they can't just buy a house to settle down with their trans partner and have wild monkey sex.

They all got to live in these tiny little stir-crazy apartments where they go, God, everything sucks. I just want to go kill people. If they could afford a decent place to live out their weird fucking 4-chance sex fantasies, we'd have a lot less murder in this country. So everybody's fired up, and they go, we're going to solve everything. We got a lady in charge of turning points. She's going to solve everything.

And I go, I can't wait to see what's going to get done. And they go, well, here's the first step. We emailed 200 employers today. And we got 12 nurses fired. We got five teachers fired. We got a two AutoZone employees fired. We got, and you're like, I don't feel like this is. There go, we called all the managers.

All the managers have been called. There was a daycare lady. You know why they're doing it, though. It worked for liberals for 10 years. Like, it obviously works. What do you mean? It worked. What do you?

It ruined all of our lives. Me and all the other conservatives are like, got fucked over for 10 years by you guys doing this shit. So obviously we're going to do it back to you. No. I'm going to make the argument. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to make arguments, guys.

We all believe in freedom of speech, even though I reported Alex Jones, but now I totally believe in all the, and like us living together. Like, yeah, no, fuck you. I never reported Alex Jones. We're going to take all you guys down. Second of all,

why don't you take this moment of everybody been fired up and ready to enact change and like sit down? go, sit down and go, hey, what do we actually want? What are we going to do with this moment in time? Get rid of you guys, put you out of your homes, make you starving in the fucking dirt. That's what we want. We want you in fucking camps.

So next time you go into a Starbucks, there won't be any liberals to make the coffee for you, and you'll be all happy about it. Congratulations. You could be chained to the coffee machine. That's your prison camp. Living at the Starbucks, working for free at the Starbucks. That's what we want. All right.

I just think that, man, we got like some problems. We got an economy that's kind of fucked up and the inflation. Not for us. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, it's all fine. Everything's great. People who want to work.

It's great. It's getting better. People are losing their jobs, you know, unemployment or whatever. And you go, man, I just see all these like conservative Twitter guys. We've got like hundreds of thousands of followers. And they're going, man, I did a really good thing for us today and say, oh, what you're doing? It's like, I called. so many, I sent so many emails

to different like managers and I got like so many people fired and I'm like oh man, yeah if you're all fired up and you got all this energy I'm sure there's something you could do that would actually I don't know and again Trump's out there. What's more of a motivator than fear? What is a better motivator than fear?

Fear of what? Fear of opening your mouth. You guys need to be afraid to sell it to say anything like we've been for 10 years. Any of your crazy retarded opinions about grooming kids and killing people for their political beliefs and that the tomb wasn't empty when the tomb was empty?

Any of that shit, you've got to be afraid to say it out loud or else you'll lose your job and then starve to death. That's what we want. That's good. You afraid us empowered. I guess you guys are happy. I want you guys to be happy. I just feel like you'd be happier

if, you know. Doesn't matter. That doesn't work on fixing the economy and making housing affordable and not taxing everybody into the ground. For us? Yeah, for us. Housing will be affordable for us. You guys won't be able to afford anything. Well, we'll see. We'll see how it goes. You know, maybe we keep Brownie blasted our way through the fucking rank and file. It'll all turn out in our favor. Vito, we have plenty of retards that believe in God. If you think you're going to kill all of the guys we have that believe in Jesus Christ, thing again. I think the trans guys and the God

guys are going to start a little civil war and it's going to be fun. I'm looking forward to seeing how it goes. Shooting up with estrogen, I don't fucking think. Ah, they got, they got a wily cat like way about them, the trans shooters. We'll see. I think, I think they're going to put up a good fight. Oh man, Antifa is going to go. A lot of those guys are going to rot in federal prison and be raped in federal prison, including the Antifa. The Antifa guys are genuinely like unhinged and crazy like they yeah in their heads will like they'll try to kill some people yeah Hassan piper will be raped in prison isn't that amazing uh yeah sure i don't know what's gonna happen has gone he's going Hassan piker is streaming with terrorists and has repeatedly

called for assassinations against political leaders and just conservatives he's going i haven't been following this yeah yeah where he will be race i didn't destiny didn't destiny The Aryan Brotherhood will rape Hassan Piker in prison. I'm saying it's, I'm horrified by this. That's why I'm so shocked that someone is saying it even like this. It's crazy, but it will happen. I feel like we need to talk to Destiny. Why?

I feel like I need to know what's going on. And he has unique perspective on all of this. Fire up a stream. You can talk about how conservatives don't really believe in freedom or whatever the fuck you guys are going with. They don't, they don't, they don't really. I really believe in what they're saying. I think that we've had a destiny on this show before. I think he would come on.

Or you should have him on your show, but it would be a nice to have him on this show. Watch this. It's like, hey, oh, they don't really believe in freedom of speech. Isn't that they're hypocrites? Oh. You might be right. I don't want you to get double teamed, you know, again. I think I would give a shit.

I think I would let you and Destiny have it out. I just, I feel like we are, we are kind of connected to what's going on in the zeitgeist, man. You know, it's just like we know some of these guys and we're in circles with some of these guys and webs upon webs. What are you talking about? Dude, how many degrees removed are you from the president of the United States? One. There you go, man. Yeah, that's exactly.

That's exactly what I was thinking about. And I've also been to Sertovich before. Like, we're not, some of, like, some guys we know have fucking been to Mar-a-Lago. Who gives a shit? I'm saying that this show and us two guys weirdly, or at least for me, I never thought I would be, you know, anywhere close to any of this nonsense. And then a guy I met doing open mics is fucking hosting his own show on Daily Wire and going to, not Daily Wire, fucking the blaze and going to fucking Marlago and shit. I'm like, this is fucking weird.

Alex Stein's conspiracy castle. He's letting Roseanne know what happened. Did you ever see when Alex Stein taught Roseanne about what really happened on 9-11? I was so happy because I used to watch Conspiracy Castle back when he streamed to like 20 people. And I'm like, Conspiracy Castle has gotten mainstream. Now Roseanne's in it. And she's just like, yeah, I don't know, Alex. That all sounds a little bit for fetch.

He goes, no, see, the Jews knew about the towers. That's why they weren't there that day. Yeah. We live in strange fucking times, man. It's a, and we should, we should take advantage of that. What do you mean, though? Like, no, we should have destiny come on sometime. Sure.

All right. We could probably get Hassan Piker to come on here. You want to talk to Hassan Piper? While he's being raped, yeah, by the Aryan Brotherhood in prison, maybe. Dick, would you debate Hassan Piker? Would you debate Hassan? I think it would be good. Who cares?

I think a lot of people would care. I think it would be good entertainment. It's fucking stupid. The only thing people want to see is Hassan fighting Sam Hyde, which he's never going to do because he's going to be being raped in prison. I saw Sam Hyde's ready for the Civil War, man. Everybody's getting geared up. All I can say is once the bullets start flying. Well.

You guys don't have any guns, though. Does some guys have guns? us you guys don't have any guns you got like poetry and shit I watched that movie civil war and like everybody was working together in that movie the white guys and the black ladies and I was like this is not realistic

did you watch that movie retarded journalist propaganda yeah bro in that movie when they're like yeah we're the western whatever front and then like a black lady with a machine gun is like yeah I'm like ah you know you kind of fucked it up now it's not real wow it was civil war movies

great it has nothing to do with politics That's crazy. It's just about how important journalists are. Holy shit. I liked that movie. It was a good time. All right. Anyway, that's the show.

Guys, don't forget they run all the problems at biggest problem. Dot show. We got to do a bonus episode, Dick. Yeah, figure out what do you want to do it on? Send us ideas. Biggest problem in the Civil War. Biggest problem in...

Sure. Yeah, maybe. I think we already did that. I think we just did that. In the pending Civil War. Okay. Well, maybe somebody else will get shot in that. next week and then we'll have a different bonus episode topic maybe biggest problem

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Is Vito going to have energy like EBS is treating? Yeah. I mean, should she have known that was coming? Riding a bus and sitting in front of a black guy? Yes, and 100%. Yeah. What do you mean? You sat on a public transit with a black guy behind you?

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stinky, turned down a million dollars out of pride. I didn't watch that show. It's too old. Christopher Pocknell for two. Vito for 200 pounds. Jones. Fish nuts for 10. Still crazy that Charlie got killed by some gay furry. Life comes at you fast, man. The furry connection is interesting. Russ against Raid. Maybe the real gay furry furry was the friends we made along the way. A carlo for two. Jokes are funny. We like jokes. King Stiler for two. Biggs Provis Indians thinking they're going to Valhalla. I don't know if you saw that, but that was hilarious.

I hate Cash Patel. It's such a fucking weird out. It's the funniest thing in the world where he's going, ah, we got this guy. We got this guy. I go, no, he's dead and his grandpa got. Because they said, hey, that's my gun. You didn't really fucking do anything, you fucking idiot. No, but like, look, we got the, I put a picture on the internet. Elite Komoto for five, this is the last money you'll get for me until Vito is gone because I am gay from Elite Commodo. Suffer Bastard for two, thank you. Satergery for two, Vito set your mic to stun.

Suffer Bastard says, we love Vito, I agree. Gurr, 3009 for five, Robot Chicken did the Palpatine talking to the foreman bit. Yeah, a lot of people have done that bit. I'm not going to claim responsibility. Remember we're talking about whether or not the Death Star had contractors. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's people, people were going, yeah, it's a classic. Carl for two says give Vito a raise.

We're doing it in the same way, though. Stewie was talking about it. Yeah. I don't think we need to revisit it at all. Whatever. You got it, guy. You got it. Look at you.

Hey, I have a, I have a fucking issue here. I got you. I gotta got you for you. Simpsons did it. Simpsons did it. Steel Cat for 10. Glad to see you both back this week. I'd be sad if I had to watch Biggest Problem die again.

Keep on, keeping on. Dick and Vietz. Thank you. Have you been playing any video games, Dick? He ain't got no time for that. Grand Admiral Fuck Face for 5. The reason video couldn't redo his ID online is because they wanted him to come in person so he couldn't register as a boss.

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Ha ha ha ha spider returner for two Why the hell does Vito own An India quality camera? I don't know 4x4 plus for two Star plus or cross for two Show us your Adam's Apple Vito Uh

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Dick, Winder Strat is great for finding big directories. Jill Kaff for five. Dick laughing like the spirit of Christmas present from the Muppet Christmas Carol over kicking out all the H-1Bs. Fish nuts for five. I like to imagine black heaven. Everyone has an unlimited supply

of menthols. Is that a quixote? A cultural will be appropriating my people's sandlines. Stratory for two. Space was first discovered by the Chubbara fact. Mike Hunt for five says four more artists. artists, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and Leonardo.

Isn't one of those not an artist, or am I crazy? Is it one of those like a... Which one? Which one's not the artist? I thought one of them was a musician, but I could be wrong. Which one's the musician? Well, Raphael's definitely an artist. Michael Angelo's different.

Who was Donatello? Who's Donatello based on? You painted the, or he's sculpted the... God, what the fuck is? that thing in the Vatican. Italian sculptor David? Yeah. Oh, he sculpted David. All right.

Well, you know how they fucked the David? That was Michelangelo. Oh, well, then I don't know what's going on. Let me see what he sculpted. He did sculpt a David. He didn't sculpt the David. Oh. He made his own version of it.

There you go. He did everything. Well, then the Ninja Turtles fucked it up because you remember what the name of the girl Ninja Turtle was? Venus. Venus de Milo. That's the name of a statue. Not an artist.

What were they going to name her, Frida Callow? Maybe. They were supposed to have one named Kirby. Kirby what? Jack Kirby, the comic? Yeah, yeah. They wanted to have a Jack Kirby Turtle. They never did. I don't know if, maybe they did do it.

Anthony's a stopey for two. Big ups to Liquid Richard. Blue for sure right. Says, sorry to bring you into this dick. I defended Vito for over two years and got blocked just for asking Vito where the comic is. Now that I've read it, I wish I hadn't. I have no idea who this is. And I think they're lying.

For 20 bucks, why would he pay 20 bucks to lie? I have never blocked anyone for asking where the comic is. I have no idea why people keep saying this. I don't even want to get into that. It's obviously a lie. You've done it so many times. Why would I block someone for asking where the comic is that doesn't make any sense? If they say, hey, Fatty McFatterson, where's the comic?

Then, yeah, I might have blocked them for that. You blocked so many people that you have no idea who you blocked. So many people. You have also blocked so many people. And I get DMs from them going, I can't believe Dick Block. What does that have anything to do with this guy asking where the comic is that I block people? I don't give a fuck if I blocked him. He just said he got it.

He just said he got it. He just said he read it. And he regrets asking because you blocked him. Okay. I'm sorry. I don't know who you are and I don't think I blocked you. And if I did block you, I'm sure it wasn't going to ask for the comic is. Why do you have to why would you lie about blocking this guy?

Why is that the first reaction? Because I have never blocked anyone for asking where the comic is. That is not a fact. You have done that to tons of people. Literally not. single person. Probably, probably 50 or 100. Not a single person. Not a single person.

How much? How much you want to bet? $100. Okay, everybody, if Vito blocked you for simply ask him where the comic was, he owes you $100 each. Sounds good. That's his bet. So just post what you've said, and if you're blocked, and he owes you $100. No, I don't owe them $100. Yes, no, no, no, no, no. That's a bet with them. I didn't take that bet with them.

I didn't take that bet with them. Thoughts on Trump signing the EO, making H1BVs is 100K? I love it. Team Guy Vito pretending leftists weren't celebrating. They loved it. They all loved it. Coup for five. Vito is a liberal.

Will you apologize for your role in Charlie Kirk's assassination? No. Because you love it. Well, we did a good, you know. If I'm being blamed for killing that guy, I'm going to say, we did a good shot. Pigeon for five, he should apologize for not being funny for 20 years. Is that a quick sell for two? Frog Tony owns me.

Frog phony owes me $800. and he blocked me. 10-Chi-4-5 Vito magically loses all sense of media literacy. The second he has to comprehend Kimmel's message slash intentions. Cyclonautical 89 for 10. If you didn't come to the PA cabin, you fucked up. We're hanging out with a bunch of retards. Mr. Poop Snorkel for two.

Daniel Johnson mentioned is cool. Welcome back, Fat. Thank you. Ryan is slacksmith for five. I could see Michelangelo's influence on Vito in Superkiller. Cab cheese, five, I watched the N-word video. Dick's not white, not a YouTuber, and they only had the censored footage of Dick maybe setting the N-word.

Well, yeah, because it's on YouTube. Is that a quick sell for two? Screw AI, Vito. All you had to do was a voiceover. I don't know what that's in reference to. Duff fan for five. Vito waffled hard on making fun of Charlie Kirk because he's spineless. Fair enough.

Is that true? Is that? Did you waffle on making fun of Charlie Kirk? Well, I wasn't making fun of Charlie Kirk. Again, I was making fun of the people who said, I can't believe this happened. And I go, what do you mean you can't believe? Like, yes, of course this happened. How are you making fun of those people?

Because they're fucking delusional. How? How? How are you making fun of them? Oh, I, uh, let me think. It's been a while. I made a lot of different good jokes this week. Basically, it's all the guys.

Because you're thrilled that Charlie Kirk is dead. I'm thrilled that I'm right. I was right. I read the situation. I once again, you know, perfectly predicted the course of human history. It seems like your worldview just lets you celebrate when anything bad happens to anyone. Because I was right about it.

Yeah. Everybody likes to be right. It feels good to be right. It seems like that's just kind of like an excuse for celebrating bad things happening to other people out of envy. And they use, you've rationalized it by saying, well, it's because my worldview of everything that they have that you don't have. Oh, I'm envied. of Charlie Kirk Yeah

He had a big platform People respected him They wanted to argue With him all the time That's what your fantasy Is people wanting to argue With you all the time And always making them

Look stupid, right? No, I don't want What he has at all What he has is not What I want There's people Are you more excited That he's killed

Or that that white girl On the bus was killed? Who am I more excited Was killed? Yeah, Charlie Kirk or that arena girl? Well, I would say Charlie Kirk, yeah. Yeah, why?

Well, because, like, the girl getting killed on the bus, everybody did that was going to happen, you know? It's like, it's not everybody went, yeah, of course. You get on the bus, he gets some crackhead, and he stabs you. But Charlie Kirk, everybody's like, you can just do, you can just do this thing. Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that. And then he did it. And he got shot, and I went, ah, see, I was right.

That's just coincidental that he's. opposed to you politically and has things that most people would cut it. He's not opposed to me politically. We both think trans people are crazy. That was not his only opinion. That was a pretty big part of it. The reason it got shot.

The last thing he said, the last thing he said was that too many, too many trans shooters. I went, there you go. That's pretty good. I got shot. Do you think if you ranked how happy you were when bad things happened to other people that it would

perfectly lie on a spectrum of politics and envy coincidentally? I'm trying to think... Like if Trump had gotten killed, you'd obviously be thrilled about that. Yeah, but if Biden got killed, I'd be pretty tickled about it. I don't know, man. So, Jimmy Kimmel getting canned, you're happy

about that. If Jimmy Kimmel got shot in the head I'd be there. No, fired. Fired. Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, you know, anything. It's interesting. No, he was fired. Are you happy about that? My happy... No, I don't like that. You're not. I don't like that. You're not happy that Jimmy Kimmel was fired. Well, I don't, I don't care about late night at all.

It's actually probably for the best he got fired. So you are happy. Maybe, well, maybe now he'll do something actually funny that doesn't have to be this fucking late night shit. Because he didn't do anything funny in a decade. Why would you want Jimmy Kimmel to do something funny? Yeah, he used to be good. We all liked the man show. We all liked to win Ben Stein's money.

Like 40 years ago? Yeah, exactly. You can tell me you didn't like watching people try to win Benstein's money? Jimmy reading those questions. Maybe they can bring that back. Maybe they can bring it back. Oh, Katie did his crying in the chat. Vito, you have serious problems.

How do you not just read the room? Shut up, you fucking cunt. Mo Diggity for five, Skrillmaster. Ain't going to be there for you forever, Vito. Then I'm going to want some cocktail fruit. Katie just goes into every chat I'm in. and just cries now it's like her gimmick it's becoming inseparable why you so triggered by that because she does it constantly it's like I get that's what you do with other people you follow

them in their chat she wants attention she has to come oh don't you know can't you read the room veto people are really sad Katie I got it thank you uh let's see here she's just being dude women why are you reading the chat while you're doing a show and getting triggered by it I look over the chat and Katie did as being an insufferable cunt like always I like I don't know man I just wish you would stop You know when some guys like

You know when some guys say like get really aggressive with women And you're like whoa that's Oh I hate women Like you hate women as like a bit as like a joke I just fucking hate them They're nuts They make everything worse let's see

where are we at with super chits strategy for two screw tigers and lions what about harambe coup for five Charlie Kirk should not have walked down the alley with that short skirt scar for five I hate Vito so much

I hope his channel gets taken down because of his opinion and he loses his job because of it That would fit your worldview, right? Yeah, that'd be fine. Swag Jackson for five. A student asked Charlie Kirk, how many mass shootings of the USA? Charlie said too many.

Then he said, are we counting gang violence? Those were his last words. Oh, okay. But it was right afterwards. Coach Kekerton. That's not quite the same. It was like the shooter awaited like a beat. He's not talking about trans shooters.

He's talking about mass shootings. No, he was talking. He said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said, how many mass shootings are committed by trans people is what he said. No, that guy just gave his quote. You're still thinking about. I think I have the shoot the quote correctly. I could be wrong.

Coach Cake for 10. Vito, you can't keep to treat the trans violence as a constant. We don't tolerate that in a good society. Don't blame the victim. Find and do something to the people. Well, we can't say that on YouTube. Coup for two. Vito can say all this because he's unemployed.

Agreed. Duff fan for two. Nobody expects to get shot on a college campus. Yeah, that's crazy. Captain cheese for five. I see Richard shrunk his face in solidarity with Charlie. Vito messed up and shrunk his brain instead. Coach Kank for five, Vito, you're truly a sick freak.

Where's the book, Fagboy? Johnny's affected Forrestkin for five. Vito has just called Kirk a great victim that asked for it. And then he says something about your wife, which I'm not going to read. CG for five. Funny how much Vito likes the lecture, others about art. and 40% of the artist you could name were Ninja Turtles. Mike Hunt for two, didn't veto protest a trans rally at Netflix.

Yeah, I'm saying you can't do that anymore. Wait, anymore, you could do it when we did it? Yeah. And even then, you still got assaulted. Now I would not do that because I think you would just get shot in the head. Just Ivan for Vito says all this, but provokes people to turn out, okay, fish notes for five Vito. You have like 20,000 subscribers on Twitter. Why do you only get three likes on anything?

I don't know. Is that true? Bobby Turcolino. I don't know. Bobby Turcolino for two. Is the show still on? The Archangel Joe for five. Replace Vito with Fuentes, please.

Gamer dude 23 for two. Dick just fired Vito and replaced EBS already. Not Mothman for two. Mr. Beast isn't Hitler. He's Oprah. The Pope for two. Cook those tomatoes into sauce, Vito. True, Doug for five.

Jody Foster later said what he did was impressive. so he was right. Oh, she did finally thank you. Okay. Okay. Cool. Well, good. I always was like, Jody Foster's kind of a bitch for not thanking that guy. Or at least saying, hey, you know, you shouldn't have done that, but now that you'd already try to do it, you know, I kind of appreciate it. Yeah, that would be great.

A, PJ for two, Smugged Vito called it, well done, Nostra Huggis. Well, if anything bad happens to people Vito don't like, it's his worldview proved that it was something to celebrate. It's not a sick stateism. It's just, it's nice to be confirmed what you're like. like, see, I wouldn't have done that. And then another guy did it. And he got it's sour grapes. It's basically

going. Yeah, my negative impulses are always correct. That's what. Yeah, exactly. Gamer dude for two. Vito is just as bad as Kimmel. Oh my God. A for two. Send Gamer dude into traffic. Bobby Turcolino for two. Don't know if the

show still on. Do I need to watch? Carms for three. Vito St. Tiger with a hard R. Well, yeah, that's part of it. L.J. Clauberino for two. If you have a EUI, you cannot enter Canada. Thank you. Coup for two, juggling side dishes is a huge problem. Justin Brodick for two, Vito clearly knows all about healthy eating.

Gamer dude for two, Vito, suddenly a nutritionist, lose weight. Tertrary for two, that's why I get all my veggies from the North Pole. Patrick Wrightson for 10. Shit, these crazy kids might just make it. White Guy McGee for two. Vito thinks crickets are a better protein than cow. Blue for sure, right, for five. Vito's excited for this episode to be over.

so you can go outside in graze. Strategry for five. Imagine trying to save time with your side dish. So you buy pre-made mashed potatoes. But as soon as you open the package, it chucks instant dixon my ass. That's a pretty good one. Joe duck for five. Didn't Vito call the manager when he called YouTube about Alex Jones?

Sure. Kay to the switch for five. Thank you. Fish nuts for five. We should show Vito. Throw Vito in jail two. No reason just for fun. James Evans for two.

F you both for missing last week Well that was my problem because I was throwing up Utah based Armenian for tea Nick Fuentes has been to Mara Lago Bring him on CG for 10 has Vito forgotten his co-house Can't have a bank account his Twitter account was banned for five years The Can't We All Get Along ship was burned

I don't think my argument was Can't we all get along Mo Diggity for five squirrel master ain't going to be there for you Forever Vito Then I'm going to want some cocktail fruit Fruit all right Terrific All right let's see here

It's Mo Diggity. Let's see. Sebastian puts a picture of a fall guy for five. Thank you. True Doug for two, bonus episode I deal. We fix Vito's audio. It'd be great. Cardinal Bird for two, come for our poop ass.

Balder for two, come for our poop ass. Renoxus for two, come for our poop ass. Plumbo for two, come for our poop ass. The Pope for five, come for our poop ass. Rubble forskins for two. come fart, pooh-pass, King Caprice for two, member random on bits from 30 years ago,

just item for five, Destiny doing pretty bad lately, but seems he's still not desperate enough to reply to Vito's DMs. I have not DM'd Destiny. Wayne for two, Coom Fort Pope Ah, P-Tong for two,

here's 20, I'm lying. Captain Cheese for five. Vito blocked me for asking where Super Killer is. Dick never blocked me anywhere. Stop lying. $100. $100.00, right? There are you, Captain Cheese.

Vito, you bang. me from the Discord for asking where the comic was. 200 bucks, right there. I'm getting raped. Zeta Quigsell for 5. Goon fart, poopa, goon, okay, I'm not reading this. Cardinal Bird for 2, $2 Mulder holler.

Zeta Quigsel for 2, $2.2 dollar Mulder holder. Rinoxas for 2. Balder, more like Mulder, her, her. Mike Hunt for 2, the female Ninja Turtle Vetus was not an artist. I agree. Balder for 2 devastated. Mr. Absur's for 5, I'm straight. Scar 4, not your channel. biggest problem your channel is a failure and that might be all of it that's that it yeah that's

it all right everybody patreon.com slash biggest problem have yourself a great time and check out youtube.com slash veto 2 veto tw for all the hot veto news bye bye