The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 209

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Five, four, three, two, one. I know it changed. I figured it out. That countdown used to have a... When the little text came up and said that the show was starting. Yes. Ah! You need that.

And it doesn't have that anymore. Yeah. Well, it seems like the guy gave you a different version of it. Yeah, he cut that little pixel out on top. or put it back in. Remember how it was like a one pixel? The boodoo-a-boob-blub, which informs you. Yeah, I need that.

Because that means like it's not being chopped off. Otherwise, it seems like I'm incompetent. It seems like I'm interrupting the song at a random and wrong point. But I'm going off a visual cue, but still your brain interprets that as me being incompetent. Kaiju Turtle has set me up for failure. I'm going to say you get three more pocket. about the intros after the intro ends. What do you mean?

You got to turn your mic up coming in. Only the settings, not the actual mic, but the settings where you have all your compression and stuff, turned it up to gain. Okay. Hold on. Yeah, turn it up. Vito's audio's low.

Turn it up. I thought it was one. How about now? I don't know. Now we got to wait. Test one-one-two. We got to wait. I can just look at the levels.

Yeah, but you don't know what's... Do you know what's going into your computer? I should have sent you banana audio. Fuck, the banana meter tells you how high your audio is going. Send me the banana meter. Look at OBS. Look at OBS. I'm looking at it, but OBS is already at maximum,

so I have to crank the gain, which I just did. No, OBS is, that's what it is, though. That's what's going into Stream Yard, isn't it? Yeah, but it's at the maximum. I can't increase it anymore in OBS. Okay, how about now? Say stuff now. I turned up the gain on the thing, and now it should be louder.

What gain, though? What gain is it at? You got a map up... The knob on the focus right. That's bad. That's the bad one to turn up. The only other thing I could possibly turn up is... Let me take a look.

That's at 100. You got to turn up the gain in your OBS settings. You got to turn up the gain in your... settings. Is the gain not the fucking thing? Okay, hold on. Look, every stage has a gain and you've got to turn up the final gain stage before it goes into

Streamyard. That's what... So the output... You want to turn up the output gain? Correct. Outputs gain on the filters. On OBS. S-1-1-2. Oh! You got it! Is the mic backwards... Okay, but now it's at... Now it's at like 10.

Is that... Turn it down. Now it's too loud. No, no. Now it's too... loud? Well yeah, you gotta, you know, you gotta find the... It looks to me like it's right in the yellow, so it should be perfect. It's too loud now. You want it in the green? Turn down, turn back down the gain on your focus rate. Turn that back to what it was. Otherwise, it's gonna fuck up all your compressor and everything.

I even marked, okay. Now, yeah, now you turn up the output gain. Turn up the output gain on the software. I have the output gain at like five. Turn it up. Turn it up. Say something again. That's after turning it up. Hello.

Turn it up a little bit. more. Hello, how are you? A little bit more. I'm putting it at 7. Oh, I think it's good. I think it's good. What do you guys think? What do you guys think?

I think it's probably sounding good. Test one, one, two. My phone's out of batteries. My phone's out of batteries, so I can't tell. Talent. That's good. It's good. Perfection.

Cade the Toad, I trust him. Windy Howler, I don't trust that bitch. Too fucking low. Lajawa, I don't know you. Steve, don't know you. Here's my audio. Test the audio. Let me know if it sounds good. I think Dick finds this funny.

Yeah, hot fart, Dingledorf. I mean, this is the show. Like, you, the show is this, but wrapping it around, like, problems. That's the whole fucking point. Okay, not Koof. Tell me. Is it, does it sound okay, Koof? Don't.

Don't fucking lie. Okay, but we should both talk at our normal voices so that people need to compare mine to yours. He's way too low. So you should say something. Yeah, well, I've been talking this whole time. I've been talking this whole time. Test 112. Test 112.

You sound high to me, so it's probably good. Sounds probably good. I'm seeing it sounds good. But you have to know the person's saying it. You can't just say I'm seeing. You have to know them. I'm going to bump it a little more, and now it's bumped a little more. From your output gain.

I have bumped to the output gain, yes. You might have gone. Might have gone up too high. I only went up one more bump because a few people were saying it's too low. Maybe bump it up again. Bump it up a little bit more. No, I'm keeping it right here. And if anybody wants to say something, you can tell me.

Bump it up a little bit more. A little bit. Do you actually want me to bump it a little bit more? Yes, a little bit. Okay, it's now at nine. I got to bump it up too much so you can back it off. That's how you do it. Now it's at nine.

How's that? Oh, nine. Nine. gain. Okay. I think we're cooking with grease. All right. Sounds fine. Sounds fine to Trio Doug.

Sounds fine. Trio Doug. Okay. Now get a go get it. Do you have a Dremel? I do have a Dremel, yes. Have you ever used it for anything? Yeah. I have had a Dremel for 20 years. I only used it for one thing. I used it I 3D printed a thing

And I tried to sand it down with the Dremel And it went horribly What did you print like something that needed to be sanded I printed Godfather Games Standee And then you sanded that with a fucking Dremel I thought you think that's overkill a little bit

This came out this came out perfect The stand came out bad Actually I used to buy these These storage bins from Target Okay And I would put all my nice fancy video games in them And then I opened them up And I realized that lid had these like four protrusions.

Yeah. That when you put the lid on, it just like slams into whatever's under it. I'm like, I have fucked up a bunch of my cool shit. Oh, well. So I had to take a Dremel and go to every lid and Dremel off the fucking little plastic nub. So I could use those terrible storage boxes. Oh, man. The life of a collector.

The life of a collector is no good. It's never easy, you know? It's never easy. You just want some. All day long, I've just been printing a card device. What do you think about these? This is my own personal design. An X? Very cool. Yeah, I know. I had to met. Well, actually, it's not, uh, they're not ideal. It's a, not an X. It's like an asterisk. But this way it uses less, uh, you know, if you just print a solid piece of plastic, he uses more of your plastic. This has the cutouts. It uses less of my plastic.

You, uh, you cheaped out on the plastic. You figured out waste this. I don't, yeah. You got to put little holes in stuff because otherwise you're wasting all your fucking, plastic, man. You just printed out plastic rectangles? Yeah, with little cutouts so that I use less plastic. Why don't you just buy plastic rectangles? I could, well, because I buy plastic rectangles, but let's be clear.

These are the exact, correct width. Look. Oh, my God, bro. Let me see. Let me see. Get the fuck out of your video. I have plastic things that fit in there perfectly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because look, these ones, first of all, they're whites. You can write the name of the set on.

I have white ones that fit perfectly. And they're the, no, you don't. They're not the right width for this box. I promise you. I promise you. I'll bet you any amount of money. And they're thicker than the ones you would get, okay? Because the ones you get are not that, no, they're not thick.

Mine are about an inch and a half thick. That fall apart, they're flimsy, they don't work. These are an expert design of mine and they work perfectly. Wait a minute. Are you serious? Yeah. Are, am I serious about design? designing the perfect container thing.

It's like a plastic slab with an X cut out in the middle, though. I'm not like, like you're wickedly proud of it, but I needed fucking dividers. And I said, well, let me design one that's the perfect size for that box. And I did.

I also made, uh, what else did I make? I've made all sorts of cool stuff. Okay, let's see. You can easily get those. You can easily get those,

though. These are better. These are the, These are the exact size. All right. I made a little stand for my, uh, okay. I've been making all sorts of stuff. I made these clips.

I don't have any of them here. I'm making all sorts of stuff. You should see all this crap. You should post pictures of it. Here, I'll show, hold on. I'll share my screen. Oh, okay. Let me see if I can do that.

Tinker dashboard. Look at all this, all these. awesome things I'm designing. I'm a genius. Is this your private deviant art, but for... This is my private deviant art, yeah, yeah. Did I ever show you these? These are brilliant.

Wait a minute, what the fuck are these things? You designed these? It's like a stick. It's like a rectangle with a no smoking thing on it. Which one do you want to know about? I'll tell you about all of them. They're all useful. Scroll up a little bit. All right.

Uh, you've got like kind of a glory hole. What's that for? This one? Yeah. This is actually, I have a shelf that is a, you know, dipping. It's like, you know, because there's too much weight on it. Particle board, yeah. Because I put too much crap on it.

So instead of being smart and going to the store and buying a piece of wood and making a shelf, whatever. You can never get wood the right size. So you have to 3D printed. Well, this I 3D printed and it goes on the shelf. and then it's like a support. It adds a support in the middle. Because there's no shelf in the middle. This is like I slide it into every shelf.

And then it's perfect. Why does it have holes? So again, it uses slightly less plastic because it's very thick. I know here's like a piece of cheese. Here we all have this problem is when you have the, the collector boxes for your magic the gathering cards. And you go, how am I going to stack these? How am I going to display them?

Well, what about Vito's interlocking? And I'll bring up the, you look at this thing, and you go, well, that's not. What is the point of this? What is the point of this? Yeah. It's so, yeah, it's Vito's perfect interlocking magic storage system where you print out each shelf and then they all slot into each other like Lego and then you have this perfect little display. Why would you need that?

Why would you need to display a bunch of boxes on, why don't you just stack the boxes? I'm on, because when I'm on whatnot and I'm selling, somebody goes, hey, let me get a pack, let me get a pack of Bloomboro, and otherwise that I'll be on top of each other, I'd be, ah, you know, they'd be falling everywhere. Now, I'd just go, look at this, look at this, look at this,

slide it right out. It looks flimsy, it's wiggling around. And then I go, well, it's flimsy because I'm fucking with it right now, but it's not, it's like half off the dust. It looks like, it looks like knockoff. Very sturdy. It does not look sturdy.

So, you know, you just, you go, oh, hey, let me get a pack of new Copena. And you go, oh, absolutely, sir. Let me just slide that on out. Are you like in a baseball game for? Yeah, yeah. I could get a little, I'm going to put little shoulder straps around this. So when I go to the, fuck, that's not supposed to happen.

Well, so when you go to the magic convention, I can be walking around with this on a shoulder strap. Filling all over the place. Magic packs. Get your magic packs here. All right. One of the shelves did not print correctly. the rest of them are fine.

That one had a little... But as long as you keep it on the desk, you're not supposed to pick it up. Oh. You should print a label. You should print a 3D label. Don't pick this out. I did make 3D labels.

Oh. I made these awesome... I made these little clips if you want to look at my screen and... Sure, yeah. Of course. Yeah. What's this? It's a blank.

Oh, wait. Well, where is it? The original is set to private. This perfect little clips... Oh, you have a box. You ripped someone's design off. No. That's what happened.

You remixed it. You ripped their design off. Daring Lundy cream or whatever that is. I remixed my own design. Right. And then you hid your own design. Right, right, right. So this is a perfect little clip.

And what I do is I print out a label. Okay, so it'll say like, you know, I'll print out the, the logo. It just looks like a rectangle. Why are you showing you this? No, no, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. got this little clip.

I first, I first started, I was, I was trying to figure out how to label my boxes. So I started off, it was going to be a Velcro system with interchangeable, these are interchangeable little labels, right? Okay, okay. Okay, but then I said, hold on, hold on, what if I make a clip that clips onto the box? And then if I move stuff from the box, I can just move the clip with it. So I made these little clips. Why don't you use masking tape?

Well, I could have just printed out the stickers and put it on the boxes, but then if you want to change what's in the box, you go to take the sticker off and then you rip off part of the box. Okay. Why you just have one of those little plastic triangles that you put the label in? Why you have a, why have to print it out? What do you mean a plastic triangle? Well, because I don't, like the ones they sell like document triangles. It's just like when you go to a seminar or something and everyone's the. name tag is on, like a wedding.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying. See, this is nice. I cut out part of the Spider-Man box and I put it on here to hold my Spider-Man cards. But let's say I eventually end up with too many Spider-Man cards. Yeah, let's say. Okay, to fit in the box. Right.

Then I can't take this off. It's glued on there. Okay, so I'm going to rip the box. But now with the tag system, okay, this is what I used to do. Now with the tag and clip system, I can just switch the clips around. This is nice. What are you going to do with all your old, the boxes that have stickers on them? You know, I'll use them for like bulk cards or whatever.

I mean, I can take the stickers off. It's just not ideal. Okay. There you go. Let's start the show. All right. We have a podcast. I thought this was just the Vito's Cards Storage Hour.

Vitos! Card, storage, show. Welcome! The biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from drunken loops to dumping your poops. That's Major Woody. Sucks.

From drunk person hysteria to Will Stancel, colon, the most raped man in America. That's Guy Incognito. I'm your host, Dick Masters, and joining me as always is Vito Jus Walde. How you doing? Hello, Dick. good all my cards are getting organized yeah it was cool to see your um your process you know thank you there's a lot of troubleshooting like watching those people who like you know do painting streams

and it's like wow that's a man that's crazy it just comes out of nowhere wow they had this whole vision up front and then that's similar to you like looking at your sketch what was that called tilly wings or something you had a 3D printer right or you have one i didn't i used it like three times and I gave it to my nephew. Here's the thing. I felt bad for not using it, but I couldn't think of anything to use it for him. You start, well, here's how you have to use it. You look at stuff in your life and you go, I could make a little box for that.

For you. It's called a coffin. That's what I would. Yeah, I'm going to 3D print a coffin. So like, let's put it this way. I have a, I have like a switchers for all my H.D.I devices. I'm a gamer. I have several video game consoles plugged in.

Okay. But, you know, it's flopping all over the place. It's all light or whatever. So I go into the thing and I design a little stand that it slots into. And the first stand I designed, I go, oh, I could add little screw holes to drill into the wall. And I go, well, actually, what if I added like a triangle feet? And then it could just, you know, sit on my thing. So I spent all day doing that.

And then I never actually played the video games. And then I go to use it and I go, you know what, this thing just doesn't have enough ports anyway. And I buy a different one from Amazon. So if anybody needs an HTML switcher with a custom design. designed 3D printed stand that I no longer need. Let me know and I'll send it to you. That's exactly what I thought 3D printers were for. And that's why I never got into one.

Wasting time. I'm not 12 years old. I don't have all day to spend the making models. The worst part of the 3D printing community is 90% of the things they're printing is shit for the 3D printer. It's like you buy the printer just to print. Okay. So all the 3D printers, you've watched Detroiters, right? remember the car that poops?

Maybe, yeah. They go, the guy goes, can you sell my car? And they're like, no, poop comes out the back of it. So I didn't realize my 3D printer. Every time it changes the thread color, it's got to snip off the old thread. Okay. And I'm like, for some reason, my head, I'm like, yeah, that's, that just disappears or something. And I didn't realize I went to, like, move the thing.

And behind the dresser where I have the 3D printer was just a hundred of these little spools of melted thread. Yeah. It's a machine that shits. It's literally a machine that has a shitting phone. Yes, it's dumping little bits of flammable plastic down the back of my fucking next to an outlet. Yeah. And then I go, doesn't this thing come up with a little bin to collect it or something? And people go, well, you could print one.

That's, I mean, to be, that's like, you should expect that, though. You should expect to have to print some stuff for your 3D printer. Now I got to print a little bin. I got to print holders for the fucking plastic spools. It's like all you do is print fucking accessories for it. You never print anything useful. Well, because it's asinine. If it's something was useful, you'd buy it at the store.

And then you just print these fucking things. And it's never enough. That definitely exists at the store. Definitely. Yeah, I printed a key hook. Fred told my wallet, it's not big enough for my wallet. It's not going to print it. one. It's like constantly printing things that are not as useful as you thought they would be.

Why don't you just run it and let like people pick what to print? I just still have this guy though. So this is fun. Yeah, that's cool. You could probably buy that though. Well, yeah, you can buy it from somebody else who three you printed. Did you draw the eyes on it? No, I came. This was a gift that was given to me. So, but I'm saying, it's cool. So you didn't 3D print it. No, I didn't 3D print this. But I could. If I wanted to. I didn't print this. This is nice.

This is good. Okay. Printing little standees. Are you ready for life? It's babysitting a drunk. That was a big winner. I guess everybody's had that experience. Yeah.

And you know what? Everybody's going to have it again. That's the worst part. You can get sober friends. Stay away from the drunkies. I don't know. No. Nah.

The worst is when you live with a drunk, though, when you're living with your drunk roommate friend, who I had for many years. Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah. Yeah. How long was that? Because you can't get away from him. You go, I just want to sit here and play Borderlands One on the Xbox 360, a brand new

video game that just came out. And this bitch is just there drunk going, this game's gay. You're fucking gay. This game's gay. Why do you play these gay games? Yeah, I know. Yeah, I did have a female roommate. Yeah, and... She was a lush.

When they tell you about their idea for a game. I guess a woman probably didn't do that, but that's it. No, she probably did. Did they ever tell you about this idea I had for a game? Like, oh, man. Come on, man. They all got something going on in their head. It's like an interactive presentation.

They all got ideas. Okay. not automatically getting deals. Oh, this was a veto sweep. Vito sweep. Will Stansel? That means you have to do the punishment punishment dance.

You said we were doing that last week or a week before. The punishment dance? Yeah. I think we should implement it. We should have a little song. Dick didn't win the show. I told you to send a song in.

Both his problems were bad. This is the song right now. So I'm just record this and add a fucking beat under it. Okay. Dick's problems were bad. And now he is sad because he lost and Vito's the best and Vito won the show. It's great. All right. No poop allowed really got, really got hammered.

Well, you were getting hammered on that because I saw a lot of comments about that. Because everyone's like buying into this idea, big trash sold them this idea that they're like so powerful and they have the ability to like compost and sort stuff. So they have this. They have nothing else in their lives. So they just obsess about controlling that little piece of trash, you know? Yeah. It's pathetic. Well, I think people just don't want poop.

I think it was like a candy bar wrapper. They'd be okay with it. Specifically, though, you're putting poo in other people's stuff. I've done it a lot since then, too. Well, you should stop. I walk in people's yards, too. Just let the dog go in the grass. Like, whatever.

Walk around. I will. There is that awkward. thing when like a neighbor's dog they're like in front of your house, the dog's pooping on your lawn. Yeah. And it's like the dog, see, you're one of these dog owners just goes, what are you going to do about it?

It seems like. I'm like that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have a lot of like, you know, it's always like Asian women in my neighborhood walking their dogs around. Sometimes I'll come outside and I catch the dog just shitting on my lawn. And the Asian ladies are always very embarrassed and apologetic where they go,

oh, me so sorry, make a poo. Oh, I cream. a queen and I'm like yeah you queen it's fine but you know it sounds like you're not consider it in such a way no I don't care one of my neighbors has

has astro turf all over their front lawn and then they put a little sign on there that said don't let your dog pee on the astro turf does it fuck up an astro turf I guess well yeah because it's just carpet like this astro turf fake

grass shit is is gross it's just it's just wild animals pissing on plastic. But the dog's always going to go sniff it because the coyotes and stuff piss on it. So the dogs are interested in that and it smells weird and chemically. It's like, what the fuck's going on here? She always got to yank him away.

So then my dog will go piss on the other thing of AstroTurf. And I'm always like, well, they didn't put a sign on this one. So, you know. Must be fine. I mean, you know what? Your neighborhood does have a lot of coyotes, which I'm sure are pissing and shit. getting on everything. There's a coyote shit right next to the sign that says,

don't let your dog. And they're dumb, so they're probably like, oh, these damn dogs are doing this. Well, the other weird thing, though,

about your neighborhood, though, is that everybody has a fucking dog. I don't know what it is about living on top of a mountain that makes you people want to own dogs. House and yard and families. Any time I, oh,

okay, that's what it is, because you have to protect yourself from, you know, criminals and stuff. It's like good to have a dog. Yeah, but you guys will have,

like, sissy fucking rich people dogs. Nobody's got like a guard dog. What, sissy rich people dog since when? You think Maddie's going to protect you from anything? A lab? Yes. Are you kidding me?

She almost killed Zerka. That dog is a... A 65-pound dog will kill you. Black people are terrified of them. Are you kidding me? Well, yeah, you can scare away black people. That's true. But I don't see...

How big of a dog do you think you could fight? How big of a dog do you think? it takes to protect your house. I could fight all the dogs. I've fought many animals in my time, probably too many. So, uh, I'm trying to stop. But if it came to it-rich people's sissy dog, a lab. I'm not saying, I'm not saying your dog is one of them. Okay. A lot of the dogs I see up there are not like, you're acting like everybody up there's got a fucking rot while. Everybody has a fucking yard. They've got huskies. They've got all kinds of big dogs. There are a couple small dogs, I guess.

Living in mansion land. You're talking about... You're talking about Beverly Hills. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm not saying you live in Beverly Hills, but it's, you know, rich people in L.A. It's not rich people's dogs up here. There's... Not everybody, but I see...

I've seen more than a few. Okay. Okay, here's the comments for last week's content. Dante's Lament says, fuck this. I just clicked on the channel and started reading... Konda. 4-4 says, fuck this channel. It's dead. I'm tired. Read the good comments. There were a good ones. These are all, I just go by top. WTG International. Glad I missed this stream. Yikes. Top is performative. These are people putting on a, putting on like a show.

Metroids 2-2-4 says, do this shit on your personal channel, he said. This is just people, okay, so here's what people do is they go. Scyth says, fuck this. Let's play shit. I'm just going to leave a pointlessly negative comment. because it will get upvoted and then I'll feel like I did something. If it's not an actual show episode, I don't want it on my timeline. If you dig down to the people who actually watch it, they'll say, let me take a look here. Destro says, Vito, you know the biggest problem is a radio show, right? Whenever you do a stand-in episode, don't do a gaming stream.

I don't want to be putting this on our car as we drive to work, hearing loud, crashing, and bashing, drown out someone responding to game mechanics. Do a call-in show or respond to current events or talk to your audience. or do a stand-up routine or something we can listen to and hear about something funny or interesting. You were sick and I didn't see it until like an hour before the show. So I wasn't going to do a plan of calling show. And I guess I could just have thrown it together. But I think that would have been whatever.

I'm like, wow, you could just not do a show. I didn't go late. I didn't go like. Whatever. It was Halloween. Yeah. It's 8 o'clock at night. I go, hey, I'll play a spooky video game.

And then a bunch of people who don't understand, hey, if something shows I'm on my feed, I don't have to click on it, but there are people who watch the show. You're getting them excited, and then they turn on and shit. So get excited. Come be excited. Playing video games is fun. No, not when you're expecting a comedy show. It's not. So just go, hey, comedy show.

A guy playing video games is fucking great. It was funny playing the video. The video games were funny. I got attacked by a monster and I was screaming. I'm like, ah, it's a spooky monster. Enormous king crab says, keep this garbage on your own channel. thumbs up sarcastically. Yeah.

Hack the movies said you should be ashamed of this. And I responded to him and I said, and yet I'm not. Okay, well, here's, uh, hack the movies says I should be, let's see the most reason hack the movies content. You said that you responded to it. Hold on, hold on. I already got your response in. So Tony shaved off his beard so he could be Wario. Let's see.

It looks cool. Tony's exciting content. My thoughts on the Scream 7 trailer. Well, he looks, uh... What are you saying? I'm saying that Tony never shaved that beard, man. It does not... It looks great.

He looks like Mario. Real quick, I want to share the screen. Yeah, he looks like Mario. It looks cool. Here is Tony from Hack to Movies without a beard. Yeah? Yeah. So?

He looks great. That's not telling him from Hackman, because that's a lady. No, no, no. Joel McAle is Mark. He looks great. It looks fantastic. He looks like Tom Hallam. His head looks smaller than ever.

That's what I'd have to say. His beard adds like a couple inches. What hat? Like, why does he look, for some reason with his beard gone, it looks like all the life's been sucked out. His eyes are like half closed. Tony, you look cool. He's got hamburger eyes. That's cool.

I thought his eyes normally are more open. energetic. Is he high or some shit? He's just doing some content, man. That's what people... He's saying what people want to see movie reviews, and then they tune in, and it's not like him eating a cheeseburger or some shit. It's doing exactly what people think when they turn it on. I thought I had beady psychopath fucking murderer eyes,

but I'm looking at this guy, and it's like, the thing about this green trailer is... Looks cool. He looks like a Clint Eastwood. What's that surgery you can get where your eyes are a little more open, you don't look at it. He looks sleepy. Analectomy. Yeah, he needs an analectomy.

Yeah. He looks cool. Anyway, Tony looks great. Okay, well. He's looking good. Never shave that beard, Tony. Some guys said a whole paragraph about the cable charges. I don't...

Cable charges. Yeah, about getting a cable promotional raid, and then they... He called and got it. Really tedious quote comment. A guy with a squiggly name says, Will Stancel's reaction of people making fun of him reminds me so much of Maddox. He spends all day calling people Nazis and stalkers on that blue sky website.

He's really living his best life. Josh Hill says 30 minutes after Dick reads a comment about hearing the same stories, Vito tells the Indian call center story for the fourth time. Thanks to eat. I need to make a list of every story I've told on this stupid show, and then I can just reference it and go, you've already told that one. Henry Dorset case says, Wow, I can't believe Vito has two kinds of diabetes,

and neither are type 1 or 2. That's crazy. Yeah, I got the rare type. I got type 4 diabetes. Yeah. The third variety. You ever know that classic sci-fi story? I think it was Philip K. Dick.

No. Where they find, he goes, I found this little kid. He's a war orphan, and they shoot it in the head. And he goes, why did you kill that kid? And they rip open his head and it says the first version one. They go, those are murder robots. Those are the kid version. They suck.

And they're like, the old man is version two. And then the war soldier is version four. And we haven't found version three yet. It's that guy. Everybody's, well, then they're all looking at each other. You're trying to be like, I don't want to shoot that guy in the head and see if his brain is stamped with version three. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good story.

Was it? It was one of them. I'm not going to tell you who it was. Come on. Who which one was? One of them's a robot. They made it into a movie, but I don't remember what the movie's called. It's called The Thing.

No, no, no. That's different. Second variety was the name of the novel at Screamers is the movie. The movie Screamers? Screamers? Yeah. I thought I saw that. Starring Peter Weller.

Yeah. Yeah, you probably saw it. They're like, ah! Well, no. I don't think they're going around. Is that what it was? Yeah. Honestly, I don't remember if they, do they scream?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, their nickname screamers for their signature high-pitched noise. Okay. Robot people. Captain Obscurity says, I'm a landfill engineer, and I was totally with the dick on his problem until Vito pointed out that the can in question was a yard waste bin. Boom. No, Dick, it does not all go to the same place.

In this case, every landfill that I've ever worked with, Like he's... He has to say he's a landfill engineer and then it's every landfill that I've ever worked at. Like, okay. Every one. Every landfill is the whole world. He's the king of the landfill.

It's very serious about separating compostable yard waste with regular trash. So they do it at the landfill? Is that what I'm hearing? They do it at the same place where everything goes? Regular trash. No, it comes to the landfill and then they go, oh, this shit's... It's all covered in poop and they can't use it.

And then they got to put it... Get rid of it then. With regular trash? No. It's true. No. No. Bered in the active face.

Regular trash is buried in the active face of the landfill, using inside her words, while compostable yard waste is sent to a completely different part of the facility, where it's grinded up and piled into windrows for it to decompose and decompose. That's not a real thing. This is unlike recycling, by the way, which is mostly BS. If your recycle bin is picked up by the same truck that picks up your trash, then it means it will get sorted through a transfer station.

and some of the good recyclables will get picked down and recycled, but most of it will probably just end up getting buried in the landfill. Yeah. Okay. So you're a bad person and you don't know how to recycle. This guy's lying. He's fucking part of Israel had some leftover. Like everybody who commented on my resume gameplay is lying.

I agree. There's a lot of liars. Well, no, people telling the truth only say like a little bit. Once they write a whole paragraph like this, obvious lie. Mr. Andy Cleans says... A lot of liars out there. Wild and Crazy Kids was a Nickelodeon game show that had guests from other shows,

and Donkey Lips was on it. Figure It Out was the main game show with Nickelodeon stars as panelists, but it came a few years after Sully Shores. Is this like how it's made, writer? What the hell was that? Okay, Chris Coles, I've never been so team Vito, as I was hearing him defend the sanctity of bins. I nearly started a race war on my street because some cunt kept putting half-eaten pizzas in my recycling bin.

Oh my god I don't mind people putting stuff in my bins But fuck me use the correct one Why they're literally next to each other Why Because one goes one place and the other one goes to another place Who gets to fuck where it goes? They go in different

fucking uh what do you call it different trucks Pick them up You know One goes to the gay people trash dump You ever see the way Japan handles trash Yeah they don't They don't let it in that's different.

Then talking about actual rubbish. They treat it very seriously. They sort it. If you go around the streets of Japan, there's not trash cans. That's just because they like doing that shit. They all love sorting shit. And it all goes to the same place too.

It doesn't matter. They enjoy not living in filth. It's beautiful there. You go to Japan and you go, oh, wait, you can just have a metropolitan city that isn't covered in trash and graffiti. and a guy carving his fucking name into the subway.

You go to buy a subway ticket and someone hasn't carved their fucking name into the screen for no reason. Okay, so when the government starts sorting people into the correct bin, I'll start sorting my trash into the correct bin. How's that? That would be nice. I agree. Deal. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Okay.

We're fucked. Uh, yeah, play a song for a bit. Oh, yeah, play a song for a bit. Oh, oh, oh, who, who, who. Whoop, whoop. Okay. See, this is why I make all this stuff. I love organization.

How much intro did you leave in? Genius. Why our fans getting blocked? Perfect to not. Calling Vidal fat. Who's going to pay your bills with no superchats. We'll see Dick sober. Before a comic

Oinktober Oh Oinktober is over Well, you have We probably sent it before Tonight I'm going to say he was on time Welcome to voted up Guys

Let's talk about some problems Dick this one's from all the way back In episode 97 The problem of activist ice cream Do you remember this problem? Oh yeah, Ben and Jerry This is Ben and Jerry Who at the time we're trying

to stop the sales of Ben and Jerry's ice cream in Israel. They said no more, the Jews are not allowed to have our ice cream because of what they've done. Yeah, yeah. I thought they were Jewish.

Well, yeah, they're Jewish, but they're like the we hate ourselves Jews, you know? They're like, they're hippie fucking New England's Jews. They're anti-Israel? Here, Ben and Jerry's will end sales of our ice cream. Oh, sorry. It was occupied Palestine.

They said, we will no longer... You can't buy ice cream and occupy... Oh, they're calling Israel Occupied Palestine? Yeah, I guess so. Wow. This was the original problem. Whoa. They said we had a longstanding partnership with our licensee manufacturing Benaziris in Israel.

We've got your ice cream in stock. Really? So Benjieri's is the ice cream of the Groyper's? Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. When we announced it, they had said we're going to stop selling it. in occupied Palestine. Right.

We didn't do a follow-up on the story, however. They still sold it. Unilever, who owns Ben and Jerry's, said, no, you have to sell the ice cream. Shut the fuck up. I don't, we don't care. We're unilever. It's Jewish on Jewish crime.

It's Jewish on Jewish crime, yes. The more powerful, more money Jews told the hippie New England Jews. Yeah. Yeah, the Vermont Jews. They said, go have fun. in Vermont, Vermont Jews, but we're not stopping our ice cream. Well, Ben and Jerry's co-founder, Ben Cohen, good name, is retaliating by launching his own private brand of watermelon-flavored ice cream for Palestine.

Watermelon. Yeah, I don't know what that's a reference to. It's really annoying that the, well, because Palestine's flag is like a watermelon. Is it? watermelon was already taken. You can't you can't have a race be watermelon race. That's Nigeria's

ice cream. It's the sport of Nigeria. All right. So you got a Palestinian Unilever refused to approve the flavor. So they were going to put this out under the Ben and Jerry's label. They were going to make a watermelon ice cream to support Palestine. Unilever said

no, shut up, stop. Cohen announced this on Instagram saying he will be selling the flavor independently. How the fuck does that? Out of his trunk? Out of his car? How's he going to get it into the fucking store?

He just shows up with a trunk full of ice cream. He says, You guys sell my Palestine ice cream? It's not like he can ship the fucking stuff. Ben's ice cream he's doing? Ben's ice cream. Yeah, I think Jerry is either dead or is like, listen, man, hey, I'm tired of all this activism shit.

Just take the money and run. He's inviting followers to help him shoes. Why doesn't he have like these goddamn and, you know, flavor instead of like watermelon whatever like these god damn j pistachio yeah well i don't know if that's gonna work these god damn jubilee right i will say this his uh his ideas for names hitler heathbar crunch hitler heath bar crunch i don't think that's what he's gonna name something like that uh he he wants us to help choose the name which you seem to be helping him with yeah his ideas

Yeah, send him all your ideas. Policose Crunch, right? Like cinnamon toast crunch. Cinnamon Policose Crunch. His ideas were sweet resistance or from the river to the seeds, which is a terrible. From the river to the seeds. Ew.

Yeah, when you think about watermelon, you don't want to think about the seeds. From the river to the cinnamon. From the river to the. From the river to the something other than that entirely. I think Ben Cohen is just an old man who's lost his mind. What was the other one? What was the other one? Sweet resistance.

It's not that good. Sweet resistance. And don't they already have pecan? You know they already have pecan resist is one of the Ben and Jerry's flavors. So he's like doubling up. Yeah, it's like we can resist. Pecan resist. It sounds like he can resist.

It's not clever at all. anyway so right now if you want to help Ben Cohen I don't I think he's just a crazy old man and I'll make my own ice cream and bring it to the stores

and I can just put it on the shelves it's like no there's got to be like how about vermacolic vermacolive chip yeah does that work sure

how about triumph of the chill and it's a very cold I like the show is devolved in us, struggling to come up with clever titles because we know they're right there.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of one about the USS Liberty. USS Libertine. Libertine. Okay, well, we've completely failed at this. That didn't work. Go to chat GPT and see if it has any ideas. Nah, that's again, activist ice cream.

Currently number four, with 202 up votes. That's not a problem, though. These are good guys. These are good guys who are trying to give me some names for Jewish Chajubi is not going to do this one.

You've got to go to Grock at least. Here are some fun and clever Jewish-themed ice cream. Oy vanilla, mausel toffee crunch. No. Cougal Crunk. Sabbath swirl. No, she's all positive. Yeah, yeah. Dradle dazzle.

I don't think I can ask it for Holocaust. Can you give me? You got to go to Gab's. You got to go to Gabby. Gabs AI. Holocaust-themed ice cream names. What is Chatsy PDD you going to say? I cannot create Holocaust-themed ice cream names that would trivialize a genocide and cause harm.

Wow. Holocaust toast crunch. That's the best one. Holocaust toast crunch. Yeah. Well, Dick, I got another food problem for you, or should I say a lack of food? This is from episode 205, a recent one, which was the myth of food insecurity. Oh, that was a good one.

Or as I had put it, Americans pretending they're hungry. Dude, they really are. Every single one is fatter than the last, crying about Snap. Well, a federal appeals court today has left an order. left in place in order requiring President Donald Trump's administration to provide full snap food benefits for November despite the U.S. government shut down. So even though the government is shut down, Trump has demanded the appeals court suspend these court orders so it does not have to fulfill snap benefits. But again, the federal appeals court

says, no, you must give these people their food, their start. Are currently under SNAP. An individual can receive a monthly maximum food benefit of nearly $300 and a family of four up to $1,000. That is currently, and those benefits will be going out. The poor are celebrating that they get access because they can't, there's nothing to eat. They can't eat. They need the money to eat. They got cats.

They can eat the cats. I really thought, I really wanted to see what happened. a world where they don't have a snap for a month. It was going to be interesting. Is that really happening? It's really going out. They can't stop that. Current, as of today, it's going out. Trump's fighting it, but we'll see. Did you see people were going to Walmart and they were taking videos of how peaceful the store is? Why are they doing? Oh, because there's no, um, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's nobody in there using Snap. So they're just like, oh my God, it's the promised land. The, the aisles are clear. There's things, there's not crap everywhere. They're just

walk around and I was like, wow, I kind of want to experience that world. But California is one of the first states that made sure that snap got continued or something. Oh, we did? I'm not going to get. Yeah, we fought. We said, you have to get, well, California gets more SNAP benefits than any other state currently. Wow. It's a big state. Yeah. It is a big state. Yeah. I think by capita, it's like New Mexico or something. Which states get most. Anyway, look everything up. It's fine. It's interesting. It's interesting. to me. New Mexico gets the most SNAP benefits as a percentage of

population, followed by Oregon and Louisiana, all of whom are now, will be continue getting those benefits because the feds said look at how hungry they are. They're so hungry. Yeah. You see another state? They passed

higher taxes so that kids get free food at the school. And I go, again, they already get that. I don't think, I thought that too, but they're like, they need more. They need more free food. And I'm like, oh, the companies that have the food contracts need more money. Is that what it seems to be?

The food that they give them is so bad. It's somebody saying Supreme Court already granted Trump's appeal. I pulled this new story. Starve, you fat fucks. Yes. I pulled this like an hour ago. It's too late. You brought in fucking bogus content.

You brought in bogus outdated content. All right. Is that it? nah that is it that is all we'll see what happens I remove the thing I was reading man so you can just buy other people

snap benefits from them yeah some like you know it's just like the voter voter fraud shit like people people go oh so what are you saying like you'll take somebody to the store

and buy all their groceries for 2,000 bucks and they'll just give you 500 like yeah well why would you even want 500 bucks Like for drugs, idiot. They're buying a bunch of food to send to sell in their 7-Eleven or whatever other, you know, shithole they're running. And then they're giving you money for drugs.

That's the scam that's happening every day, all over the place. Snap's handled with like a card, right? Like a debit card. Yeah. Yeah. But they don't send you a new card every month. It's like it gets loaded on there and use the same card. Yeah, it's all on computers.

Yeah. So you've got to bring a guy. I'm trying to figure out how to scam snap, but now I've got to find a guy, is what I'm here. I don't know. I was trying to figure this out, too. Because I was hearing somebody, they're like, oh, I just, like, buy other people's snap, like, from them. And I'm like, well, what do you mean? Like, you buy the card?

Because, like, don't they need the card next month? No, you can get another one, obviously. You just like. But so every month you walk out and the street. You go, I lost my snap card. The government has these speakers all over every major city where you walk out in the street and you hold your hand up and go, I'm black, please help. And they'll send some people.

pull over to they'll send a little guy on a scooter who will come by with an iPhone and a new snap card and a weave gift certificate have you seen the TikToks of the guy who goes to the ghetto and he's got he's got a box and on the left side is like one of those

mini bottles of like fireball whiskey yeah on the right side is a big Mac container and connect to the Big Mac container if you pull it up it comes up with like a hundred bucks in like 20s that are like taped together okay it goes up to homeless people with a box and he goes, do you want liquor

or food? And it's just a hot. And every person goes, you know, I just, it's been a hard day. I can use some liquor. And he's like, okay, go ahead and take it. I'm like, this is fucking hilarious. Does anybody ever take the other one? Eventually, he finds one guy with like a sob story

who goes, oh, when I don't drink no more, I come to America. And you go, I don't want the sob story. I just want to see people getting tricked into not getting hundreds of dollars. That's the funny part. Nah, it's fake, though. Like that Caleb Hammer shit, fake.

You are obsessed with calling Caleb Hammer fake. It's bizarre. It's fake. All he's doing is fake. All those interviews are fake. What are you talking about? They're actual guys who are going in there. They're actual guys, but they're faking it.

They're doing fake. He's good at manipulating stupid people. He has a smart at that. He gets them to say crazy things. Would it be easier to fake it? No. Obviously, the answer is, yes. would be easier to fake. You would get found out

immediately. Somebody would track that guy. Springer. I know that guy. I know that guy. Springer had real guys too. Springer had actual guests. Not after a while, no. You think because you went on Dr. Phil and you hoodwinked them one time. I didn't hood. I meant what I said. I was the only real person on that show. All right.

We got to get Caleb Hammer. Come on here. Say hi. I like that. Why is faking it? Why would you want a notorious faking it? All right. Well, you can know you can talk about it. We can argue with them. You think everything's going to admit it, though. I'll point out, find some inconsistencies, and you can call them out. It's obvious. Who's going to pay your bills?

Anyway, if anybody wants to sell me their snap benefits. I'm reading the stories of guys. They go, I get $3,000 for the food for like $100. I'm like, how are you doing this? Caleb Hammer interviews now, his audience, who's faking it. He's interviewing his audience who are playing it up that they're so stupid. Oh man, I'm so fucking dumb. It's fake.

It's fucking fake. Everything he does is fake. It's rage bait. Fake. I'm sure people come in all fired up. But that doesn't mean their actual financial situations are fake. You don't know. I know.

Okay. And then he interviewed the governor Whitmer or whatever. Yeah, well, that's when I went, ah, what are you doing with this Whitmer shit? Stupid. You know what would be good? Honestly, if we had Dick Masterson's financial advice and you just sit a guy down and you just go. Yeah, I owe all this money. That's a good skit.

Financial advisor, a guy calls it and he goes, I got $100,000 in a dad and student loans. How do you think I should, how should I deal with this? Kill yourself. You thought about, like, getting a shotgun and just, you know, just ending it. Because I got to be real, like, that's a lot of, like, it's a lot of money. You're never going to recover for that. That's a lot of money.

You're never going to come back. Do you have any investments? Of course not. Of course you don't have any investments. Well, what you're going to want to do is aim for the roof of the mouth, because if you miss the brain, then you're going to owe even more fucking money and medical bills. Okay? So you've got to aim a little bit upwards.

All right. Here's my problem, Dick. I just decided. to upgrade my computer. I was putting it off for a while. I bought some of the parts, and then I said, let's just buy the rest of the parts. Let's get it. My computer started running slow, right?

And I said, maybe it's time to upgrade. I want to bring my... It's a little clogged. The pipes get a little clogged out. The pipes were a little clogged. Well, I've been reading about the ability to use Intel Quicksync to speed up my Premiere Pro rendering times. And I said that could perhaps increase my workflow.

That could be useful. Wow. And I can get a new solid state. I don't understand the difference. There was the solid state drive that was big. And then they had the one that was thin. And now I got one that's fat. And I go, okay, I got three types of solid state drive.

Maybe this one's faster. All the power. I got all the power now. What do you need a new computer for? Well, again, my computer was running slow. I knew it was outdated. and I figured if I could be running the Adobe Suite at a higher level

and video editing could go more smoothly. That sounds like some shit that someone who's selling you a computer would say. Like, your computer's going slow. Like, what do you mean slow? The new series 2 Intel chips have the quicksink. That's what I want. I want the quicksing. Is this an AI thing?

Do you want it for AI so you can try to do Will Stancel? Like something, like a rip-off of that? No, because I'm not running any, I mean, I guess I could try running AI stuff natively. I just use all the fucking online. No, you got to run it natively. That's what you need. But if you run it natively, then you got to constantly fucking update it with some new fucking thing.

Models. Yeah, that's cool. You got to update the model. You try to switch in the fucking model or whatever. You go like huge tits version four, but then huge tits version four doesn't work. You got to, you know, hot anime lady. You got to keep track, man. So you got to, and you're like, I'll just handle it.

I'll just have one site do the whole fucking thing. What site are you using with huge tits anime? You go to that, what is, Siv.AI or whatever? Siv. I don't know. Yeah, but what are you running? Where are you running it? I'm not running anymore.

This is when I first started running it. And then I was like, this is a, and I'm like, this is a nightmare. I got a mix and match models and training a model. So what do you mean? What are you doing now? Where are you running AI now? I'm paying for the Google V-O-Flow, which is pretty good. Well, it's not Google.

It's just called VO. You can't make any pornography on that, can you? Uh, no, you cannot make pornography. Why was there always, this is like the background sound. I'm trying to remember what the name of the fucking thing is. You cannot make pornography, but, uh, you saw, you saw my excellent super killer AI video, of course. Everyone loves that.

Learning the tech. I'm learning the tech, okay? By buying it. Okay, all right. It's not that bad. All right, so you're buying a computer. Then what? I buy a computer.

Here's the problem. You just want the computer to work. And it doesn't work. Get a Mac. And trying to figure out why is fucking impossible. My problem is troubleshooting a computer. Get out of here. Is a nightmare?

Okay. You should be building a computer then. I built it. It works. But it's just like shit just keeps going wrong. And I go, now I've got to figure out what the fuck's wrong. Define works. Oh, shit's going wrong all the time.

Okay, let's put it this way I plug in the monitor I'm using the two monitors it's great And then the computer goes to sleep Right, you know, it turns to go to sleep And your monitors turn off yeah And you go oh that's fine I'll just jiggle the mouse And it'll come back on

And I jiggle the mouse and one of the monitors comes back on Yeah because you're using it back on Are you using two different types I have one HDMI and one display port monitor You fucked up You fucked up! So I jiggled the mouse and he goes I'm sorry, we can't really find this display port.

I go, oh, that's fine. I'll just like unplug the cord. It's not going to work. It's like, no, this monitor is now officially, and then you look it up, you go, hey, I got this problem. My display port monitor, when it goes to sleep, the computer can't wake it back up. And you find a forum thread from 12 years ago where they go, yeah, that just happens. And well, what's the solution? They go, well, you try one of a hundred different things, and none of them will work.

And you go, so the way, they just. know that this is a problem and there's no way to fix it and they go, I mean, no, not really. There's really nothing you can do. Yeah. And the worst part is eventually you figure out the fix, which is I need to plug it into the graphics card and not the other port.

And I go, why does the forum thread that's been going on for 12 years? Because did you go back and post the answer? Did you go back and post the answer? You got to go. No, because I got to log in to fucking some old Microsoft, whatever the fuck. Okay? And then you're reading through, it's like Microsoft

of admins being like, well, have you tried refreshing your cash? It's like for eight fucking, it's the same with like any time I try to figure out what's going on with Premiere where I go, hey, all my preview frames are black. And they go, yeah, that's been a noted issue for the last six years. We have no idea why it's happening. And we're not never going to fix it. Why don't you just get a Mac if you're doing like Premier stuff? Why don't you just get like a professional type of computer?

I think people, I don't think people, people don't really edit video on Mac is my understanding. understanding of what Well, I mean, I know Remember when Final Cut was like Everybody's using Final Cut and then Apple completely ruined A Final Cut. Yeah. Yeah, so now

Do you think people are using PCs? You know what? I don't know. But I don't want to learn how to use a Mac. What computer... It just works. Oh my God, the fucking typing. Get the hell out of here. Powerful Windows PC

If you type again, that's it. If I hear typing again, I'm out. I'm quitting. I want to know. I'm quitting. Okay. It's so bad. First of all,

because I use Adobe Premiere Pro, and that's, I think it works better in Windows with an intel chip because you need the quick sync. And I don't think you can get the quicksink on the Mac. How many videos are you making, though? Well, I want to make more, but the fucking rendering times take forever, So now I can make more because I'm not just sitting there. And right now when I render, when I was rendering a video on my old machine, I couldn't do anything else except sit there and wait for it to fucking render. But now I can multitask.

Now I can render a video and I overclock the thing, which is probably going to melt the chip or whatever. Why should you overclock it? Well, because it said it would bring, it made my, it made it three seconds faster. So fuck it. Whatever. Yeah, I really nailed it. You got a computer parts. You don't only know how they work together and they're messing up and all your software's

messed up. Everything's messed up. Okay, then... All right. It's not because I didn't get a Mac. Okay, look, it's the PC, you need the PC. It's got the power. You can get a dedicated graphics card to blast all the fucking graphics or whatever the

fuck. All right? The whole point is your computer, you think at this point Windows would have shit that like every once in a while just pops up and says, hey, your computer's, fucked for this reason and fix this right now and you'll be happy. Right. Like that's all I want. I want a program that says, hey, I notice this part of your computer is totally

fucked. For instance, I go, they go, you don't have enough room on your C drive. This is what I hate is when they're like, you're running out of space on your hard drive. That's, that warning happens all the time. Yeah, that warning happens, but can't they go, by the way, we noticed all these folders full of some 3D modeling program that you thought you uninstalled five years ago but we decided to leave all the temp files

in this one folder that are like 20 gigs in size and not tell you about it for a fucking decade and you go, why the fuck is this here? And they go, yeah, you know, that's just sitting there. Why is there not a button that just says you haven't accessed this file in a billion years? I have that on my phone. My phone tells me when my fucking apps I don't touch them.

Why does Windows not have that shit? And I'm sure there's some third. party application that does it. Yeah, Omnidisc. Okay, so now I got to download Omnidisc, and then I'll try to install Omnitisc, and it won't install, and then I go to the website and go, when I try to uninstall Omni Disc, the thing just keeps spinning,

and it says warning, initializing. And then they say, did you run it as administrator? And I go, why? If I'm the administrator, do I need to run everything as administrator? Can it just assume I'm the administrator? Because, yeah, you really got to run it into his administrator. And then you've got to go into the command line, and you got to adjust this fucking hexadecimal code.

And I'm like, for the love of fuck, can anything just work normally? At what point is your life more of dicking around with computer stuff than it is you living your life? Like, at what point are you mostly just like a computer-oriented? I just get my computer to the point where it's working enough. And then I settle. Okay? And I go, I know I'm not getting the maximum performance out of this thing. And it's slow.

But you're not doing it. anything. Who cares about performance? is probably fucking broken. Do you think Emily Usis was like obsessing about performance while she was making the Will Stancel show? Well, I don't know. Do you think was she making it on her computer or was she using one of these

services? I don't fucking know. Well, she's got to render it but then cut it up, edit it and you know, put it together. That's all on her computer. Yeah, like I did with the super killer fucking AI, which is fantastic and everybody likes it. All right. It's a really good That's a really good video.

My problem is troubleshooting a PC. I have no fucking idea. User error. That's your problem. User error. It's a nightmare. Whoops. Whoops.

Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. There it is. All right. And then when you're putting the computer together, the instructions, I got three different manuals. Two of the things didn't come with a manual.

So I got to be on my phone looking at different manuals. No, you should not be building computers. You should just be buying them. Now is, is fucking, what do you call it? what's the paste you put on the chip? Thermal paste. Yeah, thermal paste is different now? You got to dump as much as possible out of there.

How much did you put on there? They sent me this thermal paste, and like, I think they changed thermal paste because it came out like gum. Uh, you put in, you put crummy thermal paste on. And I go, this is gum. This is not paste. This is like chewing gum. Yeah. So I put a fucking wadded chewing gum.

That's what it came with, though. Well, yeah, but it's bad. It's old. Is that what it is? It's bad now? Yeah, you gotta pop that thing up. I think it's because it was cold. I think once it heats up.

No, no, no, no, no. It's supposed to be smeared. It's supposed to be smearable. Well, it wasn't smearable. It could not smear. Well, you have no heat sink then. You need to pop the heat sink off and put like an entire tube. The instructions specifically told me not, well, they didn't say don't smear, but they said,

just make an X. but at no point did they say smear and I said well what about the smear the instructions do not mention a smear make an X and then fill in the triangles that's what you're supposed to do them it didn't say to do that it just said make a whole CPU with thermal paste

no apparently you don't do that anymore because they said make a fucking X every video I watched said make an X no that's it's not enough I watched a video of how to put a cooler on from the fucking people who made and they said make an X and it'll just be fine Well, have fun with your

Bricked CPU When it overheats And fuses up Well, I didn't understand the instructions correctly And the whole thing almost If you got to put a backplate on for the cool That's the other thing Why are they changing all the parts

Because I go, I already got all these parts I can use these parts And they go, oh, RAM RAM is different now And I go, put the love of fucking God What do you mean? It's RAM Because there's like a whole industry happening

where like a performance and technology that's not suited to like you, a retard swapping parts in and out of 10 year old machines. I had 64 gigs of RAM and now I got to buy a 64 gigs of RAM again and in a different shape. And they go, well, this is faster. And I go, okay. Yeah, it's better.

Great. So I had to buy that. For no reason. And why? Because your computer was slow. It was slowing down. I didn't upgrade my graphics card. Should I upgrade my graphics card?

You should downgrade it. And I'm using the same power supply. Now I'm worried that I didn't use a big enough power supply or so. No, you need to upgrade your power supply, definitely. Wait, why? What's wrong with the power supply? Why can't I use the power supply? You don't have enough power?

I might have enough power. All right. Is that your problem? My problem is pushing out. Here it is. Let me pull this up. Let me pull this up. This guy.

Uh, Uh, it's your screen, window. Okay, look at this guy, Vito. See this guy? He's at the India's poop throwing festival. Yes. See him? I see him.

He's going around. His name is Tyler Oliveira. Yes. See it? At the poop festival? Well, now it's gone black. There it is. See, he's in India.

You got to figure out how to, get it, get it plug in unless you full screen these Twitter videos, by the way. You see that? Do you see that? You see him? Yeah. I see him. He's at the poop festival. He's at the poop festival.

It's a cow dung festival. That looks great. There you go. Thank you. This is all cow shit. And he's wearing a a clean suit. Yeah,

he was very worried about getting a disease from the cow shit. So he's wearing... Oh, they get them right with the shit. They get them right in the face with the shit. Look at this. Poop.

See, here's the problem. I think he's making himself a target. How everyone should be throwing shit at this guy. He's not, yeah, he's not blending in. This was stupid. He made himself a target. Oh, God. Look at how skinny these kids are.

This is India. Oh, yeah, well, India's not eating. They are actually hungry. So he's at the cow shit throwing festival. Yeah, look at this. Look at this video he's doing. See, he's making a documentary. Yeah, yeah.

He's walking around poop, right? Look at that. This guy's using Intel QuickSink. I'll tell you that right. Now here's where the story takes a bad turn. Indians started sending him random pictures of people having sex and saying it was them and his mom. Indians started doing that. Now they're going to nail him to the wall.

Look, he was doing a documentary where he was getting tested for poop-related diseases, right? But then Indians started harassing him, so he says this today. After much consideration, I've decided I will not be releasing my documentary, capturing Indy and is a poop throwing festival. I've been doxed, threatened by thousands of Indians over the last two weeks. Tens of thousands of Indians have turned my life into a living hell. My family's been attacked in ways I could never have imagined. Like that thing I was showing you.

Yeah, can I add some context here? So this is a shit-throwing festival in one part of India. Yeah, India. And then there's the rest of India, I guess, is very worried that white people, are going to see the poop throwing festival and think badly about Indians. So they're trying to pressure this guy into not releasing the video. And they're going, well, that's a racist. Only, only some Indians throw poop.

Only some Chinese eat bats. How could you say that? It's one of those. Only some. Showing up at the poop festival was the worst decision of my life. And I severely underestimated the power of India. I'm only one man. I cannot defeat the combined power of one person.

5 billion Indians who yearn for my destruction. I simply cannot continue fighting this war and must choose my battles. This one simply isn't worth it. I never meant to offend Indians, their religion or their culture. I just wanted to participate in this unusual poop-throwing festival and share it for the world to see. I ask that all Indians reading this, please leave my family alone. Thank you. My problem is pussing out.

He's backing down. He's backing down from the mob of Indians that won't leave him and his mom. alone that are sending him. What are they doing? Calling him? I don't know. They're just saying that his mom's on only fans. They're sending him pictures of other people having sex. They're doing other stuff too, probably. Well, when I saw he posted that, I hate to say it. I went, yeah, I don't know. I could, Indians,

having a million Indian people piss at you. A billion. A lot. There's a lot of those guys. Yeah. And next thing you know, they're tricking you into buying, you know, iTunes gift cards. They'll never stop. You know, they're running their little mind. They could

hypnotize you the way they might a snake. They could call you all day. Mystical powers. You'll be at home just relaxing. Yeah. And all of a sudden, a fucking stretchy arm comes flying through the window. Like Dalson. And you hear, you'll got fire.

And you're like, oh, my fucking guy. Like, yeah, these guys, it's a nightmare. He's dealing with. But, yeah. But you're saying he should have the courage to stand up to their mystical ways. They can come out of the toilet like a gooly. They could, Indian little guy could come out of the toilet like Harry Potter.

These are guys who throw poop at each other. I mean, they can do anything. They're capable of first hand. You can't press out. They're capable of anything. They're capable of anything. So you can't, you cannot push out in the front, in the face of this mob of Indians. I haven't seen a, I haven't seen a pus out like this since

this might be, this will be a throwback for you, but do you remember the Joker who was going to say the N-word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Was that Santa Cruz Joker? I don't know. I don't know what town he was from, but he swore that he was really going to say the N-word.

It was going to happen. It was going to happen. And then when the date came around that he was going to, I see you fiddling around with your computer. I'm not doing anything. And then when the date came around for him to say the N-word, he had some lame skit. Remember that?

Not he lied. Yeah, he lied. He didn't give us what you want. Tell us what you're looking up. No, I was, I stopped looking it up. I wanted to see if it was Santa Cruz joker. I'm not looking it up. What I'm thinking about, though, and I was thinking about it,

and then you interrupted my thought process, what I was thinking about was, I mean, he should just post it at this point. right? Documentary? You have to post the documentary. You cannot piss out. You cannot emboldened this mob.

Well, I think he's inside his own head. So one thing that happens with internet guys is they don't realize that like, if you just stop talking to the Indian people, they're fucked, you know? But go away. Well, yeah, they're not going to, they can't leave India. If they could leave India, they would have done so a long time ago. They've all, they're in Canada now. Yeah, well, okay, they're in Canada.

They're not, is he in Canada? Maybe, I don't know. But he could maybe want to go to Canada one day. He can't because he's made a poop festival. It seems like he's got good content here. I wonder if this is like a stunt. Because it's crazy to me that you would travel all the way to India. Get all this footage.

He's got the suit. He's got the equipment. He's got everything. Right. Yeah. I wonder if this is a goof that he's, Well, because he didn't, he's not specific about what fucking happened. He's, he's terrified.

He's been harassed with, uh, Indians and, you know, the way they are. But this guy's got, he's got eight million followers. He does? So what's his, yeah, he's got eight million followers. You're looking him up right now? On YouTube. Well, I'm trying to figure out what he is. I don't know who he is.

All right. Well, that's my problem, pussing out. This, this is a guy. Okay, this is the same guy who fucking. with scammers in Paris. You ever see those videos? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have. I wanted to know more about the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've watched his problems. Now I know who it is. Let's see. What do you got? It's interesting to me to know who the guy is. Okay? Yeah.

All right. I know. That's my problem. Pussing out. It happens too much. It happens too much. All right, here's my problem, Dick. I'm going to show you. All right. So we live in America, right? Uh-huh. What's the coolest thing about America? Nothing. Freedom, of course. We all love it. And the best thing about freedom is you can do whatever you want. Kind of. Not really. But when you get the chance to do whatever you want, you know, you move to one of these towns that doesn't have like a lot of rules and shit. And the zoning regulations or whatever, and there's just like a guy, you got to pay some money to to move the other way. That's the real American dream. You move to one of these towns and you do whatever you want. And that's what we do as Americans. So here's why I'm really confused is how is everyone not totally stoked for the rural town of Moncure, North Carolina, where Hindus have currently acquired over 100 acres for a massive temple complex? Alex. Look at this.

Oops, oops, oops. Okay. So the Hindus said, hey, we're in America. We can do whatever we want, including building a statue to our warrior god, a giant golden gleaming statue to overlook this beautiful Hindu temple with a variety of ins and outs built in the heartland of America. and everybody on Twitter is freaking out. They're going, oh my God, this should not be allowed in America. The Hindu temple must be shut down. When I go, this is the most American thing I've ever seen in my life.

You came up, people go, it should be against the rules to come to America and set up shrines to your bullshit religion. I go, I'm pretty sure that's the reason we had America. that's why they came here was they were in England and they said hey we're all about Jesus but we kind of want to worship him in a different way and the Church of England was like fuck you guys, you guys suck

and they said okay well we're going to go to this other place a bunch of us are going to die on the boat on the way there and that will just will be pilgrims and we'll worship Jesus however we want. This is the same thing they said we want to build a giant golden temple and the only place we can do it is America because you can do whatever the fuck you want to America.

This is great. The giant Hindu thing is great. Yeah. How are you not hyped up for this? And then I see all the interactions from guys like fucking, what's that guy? That gay guy, Nero. Would you be excited if there was a Jesus statue? A golden Jesus statue?

Yeah. Well, there's Jesus statues. There's a million fucking Jesus statues. I don't care. No, yes. You would be excited for that. Yes, I would be excited for a giant Jesus complex. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Yeah. I don't believe that at all. In Boston, they have, if you go down by the Berkeley School of Music, I think it's the Christian Science Building. And it's this giant beautiful fucking temple with like a reflecting pool. And I remember walking around down there going, what the fuck is this? And they said, oh, that's the Christian Science building. And they go, they just got a bunch of money. So they just built a giant fucking thing in the middle of Boston. And you're like, holy. Or like, you ever been to like the Scientology temples around L.A.?

And you go, this is some of this is a nice. No, sometimes they got a nice piece. There's a crazy Mormon one. It's a psychiatric hospital that they painted blue. It's insane. Not all of them are good. I think it's in Oakland. We were just driving around in the hills.

And then we found this giant fucking Mormon temple that built on the side of a hillside. And it's beautiful. And you go, isn't that great in America that you can just, you can just do this shit? And again, all these people are going, oh my God. we got to stop these Hindus. We got to shut this down. I don't think we should allow massive Oriental pagan temples to sprout up in our country. Well, I hate to tell you this, that's what America's for, my friend.

That's why we built this country. I want giant, look, if we're going to have religion, and there's a lot of goofy religions, doing a lot of goofy stuff, I think the Hindus building a giant gold fucking warrior god in the middle of the woods. how is that bad? That's one of the only, I'd go, okay, well, that's kind of cool. It's not my fucking money paying for it.

I wish, I wish, honestly, one of the worst parts about Christianity is we don't have any warrior gods. If Christianity had, well, just like white people and, you know, the Anglo-Saxon Christian culture that we have, it's always Jesus

getting nailed to a fucking thing. It's never Jesus, like, punching a guy. out, you know? How come there's no, how come there's no statues of the time he went to the temple and he punched out all the money changers? Because it would be anti-Semitic. But if it wasn't anti-Semitic, okay? That's, look, this is cool. This is cool. We got a warrior god statue. It's very exciting. It's almost like it's too, it's too, it's too reddit for me even to consider it. Like the, what do you mean? The golden Hindu thing is cool.

because you think that religion is like they came here. White people came here to do religion. So this is cool. Okay. How are you going to complain about, oh my God, they're shutting down all these beautiful churches and whatever else? Wait,

where are they shutting down churches? Well, just there's churches that have, you know, don't have enough following, so they've shuttered. Some of them are getting turned into mosques now. Okay?

Where is this happening? Churches are getting shut up. Yeah, churches have been shutting down in America for decades now. And you see people go and they go, oh my God, I can't believe all the churches are closing. And you go, well, these guys want to build a brand new church with a giant fucking golden warrior god. I know it's not your god, but come on. Like, let them, why would you be upset? They're doing their thing.

Because we're sick of foreigners. They're not necessarily foreigners. Okay, the Hindus could be native born. You don't know. Close enough. Okay. Well, they're moving to the woods new fucking

North Carolina. So you don't even got to worry about it. It'll be one thing if they said we're going to put it on the fucking 9-11. We're going to dig up the fucking Twin Towers. They put a mosque near 9-11. Near 9-11. Yeah, the near 9-11 mosque.

It says it right on the fucking floor. They got a mosque as a mayor, so who cares? They got a mosque as a mayor. That was going to be my other problem I thought about bringing in was the mom Donnie did 9-11 theory. where every single one of you fuckers has to go, oh, what about 9-11 though? Y'all, the 9-11 victims would be so upset that we have a Muslim mayor.

That was a lot of the guy. That was an election between your rapist and your jihadist. Republicans and white people had nothing to do with that election. I've seen plenty of Republicans on Twitter going, well, this is just an insult to everyone who died in 9-11. I'm like, why? It is definitely an insult to everybody who died in 9-11. It's not, it's not really.

It definitely is. It definitely is. Why? Because he's Muslim. Yes, because he's Muslim. There's no Muslim should not be the mayor of New York. Why? Because Islam is responsible for taking the twin towers down.

Islam's responsible. That's like saying Catholicism is responsible for the Crusades. Yeah, it is. and all the rapes and everything else. The child rapes, yes. Catholicism raped all the boys that were raped in church. Catholicism does not encourage child rape. Yes, it does.

It's trying to separate kids from their parents, vulnerable kids from the parents, and give them to pedophiles. Yes, it is. No religious person should be allowed to hold the office by that fucking virtue. I'm not worried about kids getting raped in the Oval Office.

I'm worried about buildings getting knocked down by jihadis. What's going to happen? Mom Dani gets in there and he goes, hey, by the way, by the way, he lets more Islam's in. Okay, so he's going to let all the Islams in. And the first thing any Islamic person does when they get into New York is they go,

I got to knock some buildings down. I got to do some 9-11s. Well, no, there's no more to knock down anymore. Now they're just like, we're propagating, we're breeding as much as possible, and we're taking buses out to Dearborn, Michigan. Well, if you want white people to breed, there's a lot of ways to make it happen, and it seems like every institution is dedicated to preventing that. This giant golden thing just seems like, oh, look, it's like atheist Reddit shit.

Like, look, it's, it's like a very topical misrepresentation of the problem, which is we're sick of foreigners coming in and fucking with the fabric of the country and making it unlivable for everyone else. Okay, this is a Hindu town. First of all, the Hindus aren't doing fucking anything. Okay. Okay. And again, it's a temple in North Carolina for some Hindus is not going to ruin anything.

If anything, you got, we have so much land. Who's we? Again, who is we? America. You are not America. I don't understand. We have, we have, you go down, fucking L.A., you got fucking Chinese temples in the middle everywhere. You got a whole China town.

I wouldn't know what was complaining about all the Chinese taking everything over. They complained when it was put in and they managed to keep it there. And they made it happen anyway. Don't get anywhere out of here. This is the spot you got for China land. This is the spot you got for Kree land. Doesn't go out of here though. The rest

is. Yeah. Okay. So Hindu land will be North Carolina. Nah, no, no, no. No more. If we said all the Hindus to North Carolina, they're already here. It's not like to make the temple. We to bring a couple extra tens of thousands of Hindus. They're already here.

Yeah, but they will come. You build it. They will come. They're not going to, I don't think a Hindu guy goes, I want to, I don't know where to move. Hey, I'll go move near that big warrior guy. Maybe a couple. I don't think you're going to be in flux.

Why would else would they be building it? Why the fuck do you think the Statue of Liberty exists? Hey, come on over here. Everybody check this out. So all the Italians can come on. Hey, white people, check this out. We got it from France. It's pretty cool, right?

Come on over. all I'm saying is look you can build whatever you there's a lot of shit getting built these guys have their own money to build their own warrior god statue if you're what if you want to build more Jesus statues okay but you can't stop them from building their warrior god statue I think we don't too I think we could maybe not now well that's the argument being made okay okay you want laws that say you can't make a warrior god statue uh I want laws that say you can't make a warrior god statue uh I want laws that are way, way stricter and worse than that.

Whatever you want, whatever you think is cool, make it illegal. Whatever they're doing, whatever they're doing. If you're like, if you have an understanding of it, it's like, yeah, that fits my understanding of like social studies. Knock it out. Get rid of it. That's the law. I just think you got all these guys ago.

My country's being taken away. Uh-huh. Okay. I understand. Shut up. I understand sometimes, okay. The foreigners who are taking jobs overseas, okay, yes, we can put a stop. And in the country.

And in America. Okay, sure. We can put a stop to excess immigration. All of it. Not excess. All of it. Okay. But there are Hindus already live here.

They're not immigrants. Out. No, no. They're fucking naturalized citizens or whatever else. If they were naturalized, at some point we can denaturalize them, surely. Just do reverse. Unfile the paperwork. done.

Okay. Bye. Why does everybody else? If the Jews want to build something, they can build whatever they want. So why can't the Hindus build whatever they want? Because then everyone would build whatever they wanted. Not only. Okay.

And let's be clear. And the Jews don't even have to build anything. We'll build it for them. Okay? The Jews go, hey, we got a problem. And we'll go to a different country and build fucking missiles for them. Okay? And then the Hindus go, well, we got our own money.

We'll build a statue. No. You can't because it looks stupid. Because it's retarded. The only people get to build anything are the Christians or Christians building stuff for Jews to use, okay?

Well, the first one, definitely. Nobody else is allowed to build shit. Well, did you see all the people posted about how many Jews are talking about they're going to leave New York City because of because when Dottie got elected? I think it was you

who said, well, why don't she just clip that fucking string and then they got to go? And they have to evaporate. I kept thinking about that. I think Mom Donnie should have a ribbon-cutting ceremony and cut the Jewish string. I know, wouldn't that be great? He's going to push out. He's going to push

out though. That's another pus out. All he has to do is get a big crane up there. Snip, gone. Bye-bye. I would like to declare that New York is no longer friendly to the Jews. It's not, no longer inside. Stay inside. We don't have this retarded

fishing line around the whole city anymore. Clip. Done. And I'm starting a new New York initiative to build addicts across our many boroughs. And you can all stay in there. Yeah. I don't think Memdani is going to do 9-11. I think everybody can calm down. You can't do it twice.

The pissing and moaning. What's pissing and moaning about saying Islamic extremism is a huge problem? Because they're lying. They're lying. They're going, I've been talking to my cop friends. All my cop friends say they're going to quit and leave. I'm like, yeah, your cop friends are going to quit a fucking cushy New York City fucking cop position or you just sit around. Wait, that's happening too.

Cops are transferring and retiring. What do you mean? Out in New York? Yes. In what fucking rates? In every big city. In every big city is a huge problem. If you can get transferred, it's hard to get it.

You can't just go, oh, I want to be a cop somewhere else. You can't just go or somebody somewhere else. of people's autonomy like that things like this don't have any kind of real effect

in the real world like yeah it affects it affects police I'm sure there is it I'm sure there's a number of people

but I'm saying they're going every cops every cop is going to leave New York London's totally fucked right basically in Islamic Calvick

it's basically run by Islam I don't think that's what's happening no but all what do you think's happening in London then There might be more Islamic people. It's not becoming an Islamic caliphate.

Unbelievable. So no-go areas. Does that exist in your mind? Where cops can't go, police, because it's run by, like, Islam's? Do we have that in America? I mean, we do. What's the fucking difference? What do you mean?

Where do we have that in America? I'm not going to say, because then the show will get canceled, okay? But, you know. Wait, why? Because there's places you can't go in America. You stay away. You stay away. The cops can't go.

Yeah, the cops don't go to certain neighborhoods at certain hours. They just stay out of there. Is this a black joke that you're making? There's nothing being said about anything, okay? No, there's no. Look, I don't know. I don't know. I know there have been in the past.

The cops stay away and they let them manage their own shit. Yes, I'm aware of that. But that doesn't mean the entirety of Britain has become Islamic. Let them manage their own shit. I agree the UK has a lot of problems With Islam Yeah sure What do you mean? Yeah sure

Like yeah I don't think that's I don't see that happening in America In America What do you think it's happening in England Where England or London has a huge I think it could be happening in England Because England has shown themselves To have less of a backbone

You have such a weird way of answering these questions You don't you think it could be happening it, you just don't think it exists or you don't know about it? I think you're trying to draw a parallel and say that will happen to America. Is that we can't let any Muslims run anything or let any Muslims in because it's going to become overrun with Sharia law and whatever else. I said Islam's, not Muslims. Yeah.

Okay. You don't think that's, you don't think that's valid? The Islamic people. You don't think that's valid? Like, it's up in London. You don't think they get happening. I am very much not worried about. Islamic anything taking hold of America. No, that I don't share that fear.

What, like, you're not worried about anything happening to anybody in America. What are you talking about? Of course I am. I'm worried that people's SNAP benefits are going to run out and they're going to be hungry. But you're not, though, you're not. Like, you're not worried about, you're happy when Charlie Kirk got killed. You're not worried about bad things happening to good people. Give me an example of a bad thing that is going on right now. with Islam and America? Everything that they do? Islam? Everything they do.

Putting in prayer sirens at 5 in the morning. Where do they put it out? Waring what town has that? Hjabs, kicking white people out there. Like, terrorism? Basic terrorism. How about that? Basic crime, crime, antagonism, terrorism.

Okay, well, when I think about crime in America, the first person I, the first thing I think of not, ah, that Allah is really getting all that crime rate up. Yeah. Okay? We got other bigger problems. I'm not looking at Islam as one of them. Not yet.

And again, okay. So it's going to become... You don't live in a high import, import, uh, like, Islamic world. I'm surrounded by Asians and the Asians are great. Yeah. Okay. So as long as we bring in more of the, you know, I'm not going to say the good ones, but, you know. But you think it. But you think it. But you think it. You just want to say it.

I think there's so many people in the demographic, first of all, the demographics in America are far more varied and diverse than in England. Okay. We have a far more diverse populace. And it would be very hard for any minority group to suddenly become the majority and in this sees actual power. How are you saying that from L.A.? Like, you know, it wasn't always Mexican here. And Mexicans aren't in charge here. Yeah, they've started getting into... Who has... Before we got Bass, who was the mayor for like 10 years? The governor is a fucking white guy.

Okay? Whitey's doing pretty good in America. Schwarzenegger was the fucking governor. And then he made a Mexican kid and it ruined everything for him. Although that Mexican kid is doing pretty well. All right. That's your problem? The Hindu thing?

Yeah. What's it called? Uh Hating Hating Statute Hating kick ass Religious things

Warrior God Fear of a warrior god Fear of warrior gods All right Fear of warrior gods Okay my problem is getting Flicking spaghetti on your spaghetti sauce in your shirt

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Two comics before Super Killer 1 Maybe 4 back the maniac On Fun My Comic The Locks for two Piggy, you ruined the show. Pig, whale, cow emojis. Pineapple for two, ice cream idea. Show us Sunday.

That's a good one. Charles Barker for two. Free palastasio. Free palestasio. That's not good. Yeah, this is harder than I thought. Shut a scram for two. Occupation fruit.

Occupation fruit. Antoids for five. Vito named the video the biggest problem in Resident Evil, and is surprised people were upset when it wasn't episode of Biggest Problem. That cute shit, voted up. Pineapple Man for 5. Grock Final Solution Fudge,

the ultimate end to your sweet cravings. Yeah, Grock. Grog came up with that. Rock can do it. Pineapple Man for two. Docow Dark Chocolate. Charles Baker for two. Six million s'more.

Ah. Docow. Okay, six million s'more is good. Docow chocolate is good. Good. Lorenzo for five. I've been depressed all week thinking I was too lazy, but watching Vito has solved that.

Congrats, Lorenzo. Lorenzo for two, Mac Mini, Vito. It's 100% more powerful than your PC. I got the best Intel chip. Chocolate noodle for five. Biggest problem in the universe, having to hold in farts during sex. That's what happens when Uranus is in retrograde. Trio Dug for five.

I can't believe Vito plugged his monitor into his motherboard and not the GPU, laughing my ass on. I figured it out. I figured it out. VOR for five. Vito exists between keyboard and chair. I don't know what that means. George Peter Gatsis. for two. Watch out. There's no rest

for the immortal mask. Yes, support the immortal mask. Fantastic. Pigeon for 10. Oh, hell yeah. Lecture on American Values from a Liberal. Captain Cheese for five. That Hindu temples probably got a mile wide stink radius. Pigeon for five. Vito has to say we because he's the weight of three people.

Vito Stitz for two. Save Big Booty Latinos. Deport. I'm not going to say that one. Pigeon for two. Pigeons. Why is chain mail Why is chain mail Standard issue in Germany? Vito, purely socialized.

All the stabbings. Hasman for two. Vito isn't scared of Islam because they can't touch him, pig emoji. That's smart. That's a smart junk. All right, let's see if there's... Mateo Roberto for two. I'm glad Dick has Weight Watchers.

Ulim O'Vifi for 20. You know, I've been getting his heart in this week watching the flood of the OJ Coalition. But Vito and typical smarmy, I don't understand what the problem is fashion has reminded me what is really needed. Boots on necks. Al-Goon and O for two

says Tick-Tack Paddywack L. L. For another two, he says C-F-P-A-W Long-Live Plum. Come far, poop ass. All right, everybody. That's the show. Thank you for supporting the show. Patreon.com slash biggest problem.

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