The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 211

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

What's up? Did you nail it? Did you get it? I don't even care anymore. I can't get it because of the music. I can't nail it because of the music. Why don't you have it fade or something? Because then how am I going to buy time if I need time?

I thought it had it. It doesn't have a thing. Whatever. None of this matters. It doesn't matter. I'm tired of talking about the fucking. I said, I said it was fine.

You said, no, you said, I said, how you doing? And you said, don't even comment on. You brought up the fucking video for some reason. No, you brought it up. You started talking about the timing on. I said, how are you doing?

You said, why don't you have a fader? I wish I did, but it doesn't exist on Stream Yard. We need a new, we should make a new intro. You've been playing with the AI music, making AI music? No, I hate AI. I don't ever want to listen to it or make it hate it. Why? No.

You making anything good? Yeah, yeah, just making cool AI music. And then you're like, hey, listen to my. AI. The computer made it. No, I don't think anybody else would want to listen to it. I can just make songs for myself now. It's like I never have to find, I never have to listen to another band. I can just listen

in my music that I made for myself. What are you making music about? What kind of songs you make in? I just sad, sad music with sad lyrics. That's sad voice stuff. Like what? Sad, sad stuff. Is there, I don't think there's any way for me to play

this, is there? I guess I can send it to you. Well, don't play it. Just describe it. I don't know, it's like sad, you know, like, you know that girl who, uh, why am I hearing myself? Oh, because you're checking the audio. Uh, you know, that girl on that, that stream where she, her beats are lofi and she's studying and there's a little girl. I don't think she's a little girl. She's clearly in college. She's clearly studying for a class and taking notes.

So you're like that little girl? Yeah, I'm like her. Those are your beats? I'm the lo-fi beats girl. Are you making beats? No, they're not beats. It's like you go here. Sad music with guitar.

Sparse, empty, lo-fi. Like what? Mumbling. Minimal slow, chill beats. Just like to spend the time, you just sit around whistling, whistling Dixie? I just wanted to see what can be made. It's not terrible. It sounds, it's all right.

It's just like a mess of everything that's on the radio. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's trash. It's like, it's like very basic. But, uh, eh, you know, it's something to do, I guess. Yeah, I guess that's something to do. Yeah. It's something to do.

Fired up. Hey, you want to see, let me see if I can play it. No, no, I don't want to hear any of that shit. No, come on. You really don't think the audience wants to hear my AI music? No, there's no point. All of it's exactly the same. Biggest.

problem in the universe welcome to the biggest problem the universe the only show that ranks every problem in the universe from H1Bs to abandon IPs from

Mateo Roberto I'm your host Dick Maston and join me as always as you know just Walde How's it going? Trying to figure out how to not have my microphone There it is That'd be tough There we go

Change the angle on it All right do you want to hear there's a bonus episode up at patreon.com slash biggest problem go check that out biggest problem in

Thanksgiving you're never gonna guess you never gonna guess what it is was I not supposed to give it away doesn't matter I thought you were setting I thought you were setting me up

what would be the what's the setup well most of the episode is arguing about holiday themed bonus episodes oh they're the worst it's a ripoff Half this show is complaining about the format of this show or the technical problems of this show. No, the technical problems are bad.

The format's funny. The technical problems are, um, it's not funny. I don't think we had any technical. Well, when you talk about technical problems, I mean like your stupid intro not fading in that you get all mad about. It just sounds like shit. People don't know what's going on. All right. It's like if the Star-Spangled banner went like, in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

and then the people walk the football guys walked out. I mean, I get it. You know, so much of Howard Stern was yelling at Scott the engineer for fucking up the audio. I get it. Do you, if you're at like a, if you're at like the grocery store and there's someone stocking shelves, you go like, this is just like in Howard Stern where somebody would stock shelves on that in the bit when they were doing the shelves. Stern, if you're, I mean, if you're doing radio, let's be clear, you know, all of this descends from Stern.

It's a stern pioneered the idea of guys just being assholes on the radio. Man. It's surprising that nobody ever tried that before. Is there a, is there some sort of a Howard Stern asshole that you could go lock your lips on somewhere and like pay 10 bucks to worship it? You don't like Stern. Look, I'm not saying it's like the greatest thing that ever happened,

but it's good radio. He's this the man, guys sitting around jacking off and then people are going to talk about Rogan that way too someday oh yeah but no Rogan was never as good at stern because Rogan doesn't have I got sucked into this fucking conversation alright here's the

what it's an interesting I hate to tell you this but this show is better when we go off on a tangent and just talk about nothing nobody wants to hear two shitty comedians talk about other successful comedians nobody. It's like It's fucking death dude It's like Patty C C C Cups level material

Like people who are bad at comedy Talking about people who are wildly successful at comedy Is blow my fucking brains out content It's so bad All right, I'm sorry, I don't know There's nothing to be sorry for it To have a topic I just thought it was interesting

Howard Stern Yeah Yeah go listen to Stern. He's interesting. Go check out of show. WATP is always talking about what Howard Stern's up to and Sturnd. Fucking stuttering John. He's definitely, there was him and his wife having a conversation that made it sound like they're definitely getting divorced. And that was a good WATP clip. People should listen to. It's like horrifying. Where Beth is like, you're an old Jewish man locked inside who never leaves and I'm a vibrant white lady who wants to go to parties and shit.

All right, I'm sorry. I find that stuff in her. Fuck. Data says, oh, wait, H-1BVs is number one, fake AI typing, number two. Boneless chicken wings, number three. That should be higher. It should be higher. Abandoning Roger Rabbit, last place.

Nobody got it. Nobody gets it. No. Data, the problems this week were great. However, Vito's problem is only half of the true problem. The wing is made up of drumette. Flats and tips. Yet when they give you 10 wings, it's 10 half wings, not 10 full wings.

Well, you tricked me. You tricked me. Oh, I tricked you? Yeah. Into ordering more wings? No, we were talking about chicken wings. Yeah. And then you said half the wings aren't wings.

Oh, yeah, they're drumsticks, yeah. Yeah, the drumstick, and I knew this. That was a trick? You made me second guess myself, because I'm, I'm like, the drumstick is part of the wing. It's the wing split into two parts. That was a trick. You somehow convinced me it was the leg of the chicken.

I'm like, oh, shit, am I an idiot? But no. I thought it was the leg. I thought the drumsticks came from the leg. No, the drumstick is just the second half of the wing. And I don't know why I didn't push back. It was like one of those things where I'm like, well, I don't want to be an idiot. How did I trick you?

If Dick is so confidently saying that the leg of the chicken is the drumstick, I'm just going to go with it, but no, it's not. The commenters really got in your head that you were tricked, didn't they? Well, maybe not a purposeful trick, but you definitely, with confidence, said, well, that's the leg. Looks like a leg. It looks like a leg. I knew it was the second half of the fucking wing. And for some reason, I'm just like, oh, my God, my whole life's been turned up. Now, everyone knows. Now, I don't know left from right. C-nut says they don't put chicken legs in the chicken went.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it. I take pride knowing a little something about meat. So that was on me for not fighting back. Not when it counts, though. Just like after the fact. What do you mean not when it counts?

Well, you know about food like after the fact. Like you didn't know about it at the time when it was needed. It's like later. Later you knew about it. In this one specific instance? I mean, that's what we're talking about. What do you want to... You got another instance?

I mean, uh... What do you got? I don't know how to... What do you got? What's new... What's new... How about that? One thing.

One thing that's important to me that I like to educate people on is the difference between a porterhouse and a T-bone. Do you know that? Uh, they're different. They got different names. Because I went to the restaurant with my buddy. Here's the classic thing.

Here's the classic thing. You go, uh, well, don't you get a porter house? Guy goes, nah, I don't know with the Porter House. I'll get a filet mignon. Now, Dick, do you know why that's a fallacy? I tuned out. It's because the Flavignon is half the Porter House. There you go.

A lot of people don't know that. The filet mignon's on there already. How do you think this story would be going on Howard Stern? Pretty good. I think Howard would be into it. Howard would be like, man, wow, that's awesome. Wow. It's interesting.

It's interesting meatface. Data, it isn't at all weird that they cast a guy who looked like the original character of Dewey. It's the most normal thing ever. Okay. I think that was from the bonus episode,

wasn't it? Vito's just shocked that the new Dewey is not a black chick. Yeah, me too, actually. That's true. That would have been a good... Actually, that would have been one place where, like, the DEI replacement,

if Dewee is just inexplicably a fat black woman and no one ever addresses it, it just goes... Absolutely the worst idea ever. you should be kept far away from any comedy writing room ever Malcolm goes where's Dewey and then he cut over and she goes you ain't the only one in the middle no mouth

do you think Reddit will ever have like a sketch comedy show Redder Day Night Live Reddit Day Night Live? I don't know there's something there's something there and then the most updutes can get a sketch Yeah H.D. Attila, Dick's Bear Contained enthusiasm for Hasbin Hotel and his frustration that he can't discuss it with his friends is really endearing The show woke up the inner theater kid he buried

I don't think the songs are as good in this second season though I'll say that no the second season sucks Twisted question mark It's a woman wrote it that's why it sucked the twisted question mark the Indian interviews would be the greatest thing ever It would be hilarious and expose a serious problem to normal people you should do them. Twist a question mark. That could be good. Johnny Rocket,

pointless negativity. The show is called the biggest problem. Yeah, that's a good point. That is an excellent point. Good argument. Alex, Digimon characters are canonically between

five and nine years old. Vito's never beating the veto file allegations. Gay kids are between five and nine years old. What do you want? There's gay kids. Atomic ink art.

Dick is 100% correct. Are you going to argue with that? Am I gonna what? He shook your head like there's no gay kids. No, I shook my head like I can't believe Vita is talking about kids' sexuality. When you were in school, when you were in school, before you even knew what gay was, there was like the gay kid who was acting gay all the fucking time. And they got older. We didn't have any kids at my school that were blowing 20 guys on amyl nitrate.

We didn't have any of that. To be dancing around and going, oh, I like the new Taylor Swiftel. them we're like, eh, you know, like just the fucking gay kid. Atomic ink art. A dick's 100% correct. Minimum wage exists to create inflation. All government currency impoverishes citizens by design. There you go.

100% correct. Learned a lot. George Ptolemy. Dick reading the negative comments and Vito arguing about it was really funny. Thanks. Positive comment. There you go. The positive comments are good.

Fox Foley. Xfinity has a... an AI wall that will not let you contact a real customer service representative. It insists I can help with most things while jerking you around in an endless loop. The way I thought, the way I found to trick it was to just immediately

say technician caused property damage lawsuit and it instantly patched me through to an Indian. That's pretty good. Oh wow, that's good. I always just say I'm being raped. One of your technicians raped me. It's a customer service people raped me. It's a real tragedy that you just can't, you just

desperately want to talk to an actual person to try and like hammer out the issue and they just won't let you do it. Give me a real, if I get on the customer service line and it's like a southern black lady, I know all my problems are going to be solved. All my problems will go away. Yep, anybody else? I think I'm fucked. Mexican lady, I think fucked.

Indian, I think no point. But a nice, nice sweet, smiling southern black lady, I think, oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I went into a spectrum the other day to return my old modem because they want you to return your equipment. Right. And it was all Asian guys. And they're not, they're not accommodating Asian men. What did you want?

I was like, can I return this? Yeah. Like, oh, did you sign in at the kiosk? You got to go to the kiosk. There's a, there's a kiosk. And I'm like, okay, I know you guys. I know you guys are all technical and whatever. in math and science and whatever.

I don't want to sign in at the kiosk. I don't want to sign in at the kiosk. I have something your company wants. Your company wants the equipment back. You're just throwing a fit. I don't want it. I would rather just throw it out, but you guys want it.

I'm doing you a favor. So just fucking look up my account and I'll give you the equipment. Like, oh God, I can't handle this if you don't go to the kiosk. You're supposed to sign in at the kiosk. I don't want to sign at the kiosk because nobody else in there. Can I ask me. for. We can do it at the fucking counter.

That's not how the world works. You've got to pull up the file. I'm like, dude, I walked over to the counter. I'm not walking back to the front of the store to put my name into a kiosk. Just take this shit. It's the shit you want. I know you can look up my fucking thing. Did you have to sign into the kiosk eventually? No, I had to call

Spectrum and tell them that the people at the store refused to take my equipment to send me a box so I can mail it to you. Jesus Christ, the you know what answered the phone? A nice white guy answered the phone and he said, yeah, yeah, we'll send you a box. I don't know what's wrong with those guys.

What a baby. Wouldn't even sign in. Necrocy. Absolutely astonishing that the guy who can't go a paragraph without swearing thinks too much swearing isn't bad dialogue. I say this because I forgot what you were talking about last week. Oh, Hasbin has the worst dialogue. All the people who complain about Hasbin having some swears in there, man.

I don't know what fucking planet they're living on. It's the worst. The dialogue in that show is terrible. Yeah. No, it's not. It's fine. like, uh, the swearing's awkward. It's like, uh, really cringy.

Mm-hmm. It's just bad. It makes you go like, yeah. God, who, who's this, who's this? Well, maybe the shows, maybe the show's, that's for me. Yeah, I could see that. Um, but near the end of the show and every other word out of your mouth was fucking. It's getting rather obnoxious, Vito.

Well, you can just stop listening to the show and then you'll be happier. More pouting. Bob, $16, there's no tip to minimum wages. It's just endless complaining about everything. It's like becoming fucking horrific. It's like, oh, I only listen to this show to be upset about it. It's like 90% of the comments. Just because he said you're swearing too much?

So what? So just don't listen to the show anymore. That's fine. So he can't just say you're swearing too much for me, in my opinion? No, it's fucking retarded. Okay? The show has whatever normal... What do you want to say?

I feel like that's so great. It's awesome how you swear so much. Yeah, so leave it a positive comment. I'm going to swear way more now to punish him. Ooh, that'll show him. Good. I squant. Vito not understanding how a show can be faked when he literally faked a show sums up his worldview entirely.

What show did I fake? I don't know. A bunch of stuff about fast food. Mike Hawk says the point of celery after wings is that the little strings can floss out chicken bits stuck in your teeth. What else is celery good for? A salad veto? And it's bonkers that salads are so far off your radar

that you'd even ask the question. Okay. There you go. I'm confused by that. But I understand the concept of a palate cleanser. No, he's saying it's to floss your teeth. With the celery? That's not why it's there.

That's not correct. That's not correct. That's retarded. Well, it's got those little strings. I have never heard somebody say you got to take the strings from the celery to fucking pick your teeth after eating chicken wings. I don't think he's saying you're supposed to use them as floss. I think he's saying it's naturally flosses your teeth. That's the point of the celery.

This is just a thing that like a guy came up with in his head. Celery naturally flosses the teeth. That's what he's saying, yeah. So chewing on celery, you don't even need floss. You can just have celery. Well, it's not as good. I'm sure. I mean, I don't think he would say it's as good, but it's something. You've got to get

the little bits of chicken. That's fucking retarded. That makes no sense. Yeah, but he said it. That's fuck, fuckety, fucking, so fucking stupid. I can't fucking believe you would say that. Oh, here's a doozy. Herb Beta Pasha's Hasbun Hotel is not good or smart, Vito. Your standards

are embarrassingly low. That shows what you get when you give theater kids and Tumblr users a budget. It doesn't even make sense. Dick said he liked it. Dick brought it. it doesn't even make sense from the word go the angels think they're immortal you say that you like a show and then the comments are i can't believe veto likes the show are you guys i didn't say it was

good smart or had good writing i just said i liked it i like jacking off too it doesn't have good writing oh my god the angels think they are immortal but they're scared of hell being too overpopulated it's a fucking comedy man you're overthinking the fucking thing. Oh, but like, they're immortal, so like, why would they even worry about? It's a show about singing and dancing fucking demons, man.

What are you doing? Yeah, but it doesn't make sense, though. I'll say the worst thing about Hasman Hotel is that because I like the music and I listen to it sometimes, I get recommended all these, like in my TikTok feed or whatever the fuck, I get all these videos that are like, oh, what are this, is all the secret backstories

that people are coming up with? And it's like, maybe this character is secretly this character I'm like, I don't, shut up. Stop. You listen to the songs on TikTok? I don't know. TikTok on YouTube. You listen to the songs on YouTube?

A couple of them, yeah. Like, which ones? I'm trying to remember. There was one from the first season I really, uh... About like being friends? No, no, no, no. The one where... What's your favorite song?

Shut up. I'm just asking! I'm trying to remember the name of it. It's the one where they're all, uh, all the angels are, uh, looking at the gay kid doing gay stuff. Don't try to butcher up now. Don't try to butcher up now. I'm not trying to push up.

I'm not trying to push up. On your YouTube and you messed up your algorithm. Don't try to push up now. What were you listening to? What songs? I'm trying to get. Not that one. I do like gravity.

Let's see. You didn't know, I guess, is the name of the song. How's that one? Yeah, you didn't know. I'm not going to sing the song right now. Who's singing it? It's got two. It's too.

It's too. It's all the ladies singing it. There's not even a male part. Ladies singing it. Which one was that? I might have fast forwarded that part. Again, it's the one where they're all looking at the gay kid in hell. What, gay kid in hell?

Fucking angel. That's not a gay kid. I wouldn't describe him as a gay kid. Okay, a gay adult? What do you want? Porn star. Sure. Okay, they're looking at the gay guy in hell.

Okay. And they're singing a song about him? I don't remember that part. It's the fucking, the, well, I guess they're not white. I don't know. It's the angels singing about how they're going to kill everybody. Huh. Well,

I don't know how to summarize it. Clearly. Everybody, well, is they're all arguing? It's like an argument song. You don't know how to summarize a song? Like, what is the song that you could summarize? Because it's from, it's like a musical. It's like, everybody's like telling a story.

Okay. Okay, what's another musical then that has a story song? Les Miserab. Les Miserab. What's the song from there then? I don't know any songs from that. How's that one go? How about Book of Mormon when they're knocking on the door,

talking about, hey, do you want to convert to being a Mormon? I've never seen all of Book of Mormon, but I've listened to the cast recordings. How have you not seen the Book of Mormon? Well, where do you see it? Like, is there a recording you can watch? Or do you got to go see like a play? You can listen to the whole thing. It's a musical.

I've said I've listened to it, but I've never seen the show. I've listened to the cast. You weren't curious? You got to watch this thing one time? I've probably watched some of the songs, but I don't think they have all of them up. Or maybe they do now. You don't want to go to Pantagious and check it out and see what's going on? What is Pantages?

The musical, the theater in Hollywood? Giant Theater? I've never been there. Oh my goodness. All right. Well, to go check it out sometimes. Pretty good show. Maybe I should. I like the idea of musicals. Zach attacks is the worst part of every show is veto saying test one, one, two. I hate it so much. Say one, two, like a normal... Not one, one, two.

Remember when I said that like the comments have just evolved into complaining about anything? It's like... It's like a sickness. It's like a sickness. Like a big showman, asshole. Like a big showman using the like standard fucking industry vernacular for testing a microphone. My God. That's a standard vernacular? Test one, test one, one, two.

It's a totally normal way to test a fucking microphone. I don't know. This guy says, say one, two, three. Like a normal person. Okay, I'll say test one, two, three. Like that, because that's way more normal than test one, test one, two. Yeah, it is normal. It is more normal.

normal though, because it's just test and then one, two, three. Your way is like test one, one, two. Why would you do the one twice? That's just how I was taught to do it. I don't fucking know. At radio school? At radio school. That's how they taught me at radio school. Where are you taught that?

The level of Vito swears too much. Vito says the wrong numbers. Vito likes Hasman Hotel, but in the wrong way. You said it was smart, though. That's what he's talking about. I don't know if smart is, Correct. But the music's really well done. The themes are like some pretty

obvious, like, beach over the head with a baseball bat, but I don't know. Juggernaut says it's the drumsticks. Not the thigh. That's the base of the wing, dummies. Okay, we got it. We got it. I thought they were little feet. I thought they were little legs. Dick tricked me into agreeing with him. I knew that. It's the same shape. Well, that's why I got confused.

Because you do hear of like a turkey leg And I'm like, you know The turkey leg is the leg It looks like a little turkey leg Yeah Look at that, a little leg Huh And then I started thinking

I'm like well where are the legs on a chicken I don't know They got them though Oh they got thighs No they got leg sizes They got legs of the same shape As the one in the wings They got legs that are shaped like that

Like a club The drumstick Yeah that's a leg Yeah Okay, so the drumstick, but the drumstick is different from Yeah, what you get out of the chicken is not a drumstick when you get the chicken wing Yeah, it's a drumette It's a drumette, well, I guess so, yeah

It's a drumette, okay, that's it, that's all the comments I have pretty good comments, everybody keep them coming Keep the positivity coming. No, they're not good comments all of you people are fucking losing your minds Fido swore too much in the last episode Duh Duh You don't think it can rub people the wrong way? Every other word is the F word? I don't know, man.

We've done like 200 fucking episodes. At this point, either you like the show or you don't. It's like, what do you want? Everybody wants something different. Here's what's crazy. It's like, everybody just endlessly complains about the show. And then I'm like, well, then why are you even fucking listening to the show? Clearly, you don't like the show because all you do is complain about it.

Right. I hate this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. And then they'll go, but you know, it is pretty good, I guess. Okay, well, why don't you just say in the comments, hey, great episode, that was a funny bit. You know, when you're positive about stuff you like, you might get more of it. You ever think about that? How would that happen? If you say, hey, that was a really funny bit, you guys should do it again.

Like, we read that, and then we build off that. That has happened. Okay. But instead, it's just everything sucks. and it's the worst and none of it's good. Yeah, they want more of that. They want more stuff to pick on.

I don't, yeah, all right, yeah, well, I guess you got that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Do you have a thing or are you doing problems? I got a thing. All right, hold on.

Do, do, do. Okay. I think I might have played this one before. A minute. 40. Yeah. And it's the intro to the song, which we always like to hear. I think he played it himself, though. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a problem.

Sometimes I feel like I can't take the bands. It's the city I live in, the city of failure. Lonely as I am, I still fuck my cat. People think complaining is like clever, you know? They're like, oh, I'm so funny. Yeah, it's funny. I'm so funny because I was negative. It's funny.

The way that guy said it was funny too. The show fucking talks, duh. And they're so pleased. Oh, I hate everything about the show. The show's the worst fucking thing that ever happened. Absolutely astonishing, he said, that the guy who can't go a paragraph without swearing thinks too much swearing isn't bad dialogue. I say this.

I don't think I swear that much, honestly. I say this. I said this. Because I forgot what you were talking about last week, but near the end of the show. But every other word out of your mouth was fucking. It's getting rather obnoxious, you know. It's getting rather obnoxious when I'm listening to the show. I can't even listen anymore.

He didn't say that, though. That's what he's, that's what he's saying. He said it's astonishing. Oh my God. He's swearing on the show. Oh, no. Oh, no. The swearing is too much.

It's just that guy's opinion. Okay, what are your things? From episode 60, Dick, we have the problem of anti-Semitism. This is when things are done to the Jews, which we all dislike. Wow. Well, do you know who has done... Antisemitism? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's bad.

Well, I guess anti-Semitism. should be not taking anti-semitism. What are they saying it is? What is who's saying it is? Whom?

Sorry, what's whom saying it is? Well, it's France, which is taking action against billionaire Elon Musk's artificial intelligence chat bought Grock. After Grock questioned the use of gas chambers

at Auschwitz. What did Grock say that it would be more efficient to shoot them all and put them in a ditch and burn it? No, not exactly. Because that would be anti-Semitic. Somebody was asking about the plans. What did they put the...

Why would they put the ovens so far away from the crematoriums? Was Grox saying that? Because that would be anti-Semitic? Why would they put the ovens of the fights? I mean, why are you dragging bodies all over the... Is the shadow of the smoke stacks at Birkenau? Wouldn't you put like a slide or something? So you could just shove them into the...

I'm just saying. if would Greg said that would be very anti-Semitic? That would be very anti-Semitic. Well, in a widely shared post, and again, this is translated from French, somebody asked Grock whether

why would Zyclon B be used in these facilities? Why? Well, Grock said that the plans for the crematorium at Auschwitz show facilities designed to use

Zyclan B is disinfection against typhus and that the ventilation systems are adapted for that purpose, not mass executions. Classic Nazis. They want to make you think you're nice and healthy before they kill you. They switch the gas out. Why would there be ventilation in a gas chamber you would want to keep all the gas in? Grock is saying, well, that's because it's not actually a gas chamber. It's like a de-lousing chamber to get rid of the typhus. It's a fucking decoy gas chamber.

They swapped them out before they, before they, before they, got out of there. Like, we gotta fucking put some vents on these fucking things to hide our crimes. So we'll just say it's not a gas for killing, right? All I know is one of the world's most advanced AIs has looked at the problem and come to a conclusion. Now,

whether or not that conclusion is correct remains to be seen. Well, the French government has logged the exchange into their continued investigation into X and the Grog platform. What happens if Grog was sued?

What then? Well, I think there would be... They throw it in jail? Put like it on a computer. I think Grock would have to be reformatted to avoid incurring penalties in the French state. They got to have like a little guy, a little Jewish guy there, like looking at every response and going like, ah, nut, like bad, like Willy Wonka. Well, you got to train, you got to train the model to get the facts straight on what happened. It's very difficult to teach a computer that one in one is three.

It's a lot harder than it is to teach a person. I don't know if that's what you're teaching it, okay? The Auschwitz Memorial has highlighted the exchange saying the response distorts historical facts and violates the platform's rules. France has one of Europe's toughest Holocaust denial laws. Oh, really? It does apparently. France is big on this. I didn't know that.

Because they really got raped by Trump. Germany, probably. Yeah, they really, well, they really had a bad time with the Germans. They had a very bad time. Germans came in, did a lot of damage. So I guess they want people to take that seriously. They don't want people to diminish that. So they decided that to make people take it seriously, they're going to sue a computer?

Well, you know, the guy who owns the computer, sure. Yeah, that's not what it looks like. Looks like you're suing a computer. So everyone takes it seriously. I don't know what they're going to do. All I know is the Jews are very upset that grass. would be, you know, spreading this misinformation. Like, AI will tell you to put glue on a pizza,

and they're freaking out about, like, well, the AI fucking said this shit about the Holocaust. Like, yeah, man, you should have just let it go. Like, you should have just let it go in with all the other AI shit. Like, oh, look, this AI said that, you know, you could be your own dad. It said that you could, like, eat a table. It said you could, it said the Holocaust not real. Like, yeah, it's all the AI says crazy shit.

Instead of, you know what? Well, here's the problem. We asked it this and it said this. And now people are going, wait, you asked what? Is that true? I guess that's the point is like, if you're tricking a computer into giving you an illegal response, like how is that not your fault for triggering it, you know? Wait, which side do you mean?

Well, because you're typing in, you're going like, hey, what do you think about these ventilation shafts or whatever? It's like you're misleading the computer. You know, you're trying to get a specific response. My eyes are going, if you're not watching, my eyes are going, back and forth Like that monkey guy Shouldn't we understand that AI It's an experimental technology

We can't really prosecute it for hate speech At this point in time Now that's smart That's smart Let's not worry about what it said What people put in What it might have got right or wrong It's just a computer

It's throwing shit out It doesn't know what it's talking about It's like a little kid Doesn't know anything You can do anything to it And it won't tell. That's what I would do. Well, that's the problem of anti-Semitism.

Grock is unfortunately giving anti-Semitic responses. We'll see how this situation plays out. Everybody's turning on the Jews once again, even the computer, even the crappiest AI is turning on the Jews. The Jews are always turning around. They always figure it out. Do you see that spy that Maria Madelson flew into Israel and he's like kissing the ground? She's like the top Trump donor Freeing

What do you mean that? Wait wait Wait a spy Pollard A Israeli spy Jewish guy Became a spy Did he get caught

And he had to run back to Israel Yeah no he got caught No you're thinking of the guy Who tried to fuck minors in In Vegas He did like the Israeli Defense Minister He flew back to Israel

The guy who was a legit spy convicted for 30 years Trump set him free And then Miriam Aidelson Oh yeah he Didn't he immediately Fly back And start doing crimes again

or something? Yeah, yeah. Oh no, you're thinking of another Israeli guy that Trump freed Trump freed an Israeli guy that was in prison for long time. Ponzi schemes and he immediately got out and started doing Ponzi schemes. You're thinking of another Israeli guy. This Israeli guy, Pollard, he was a spy, stole a bunch of info,

you know, really, really bad guy, Trump freed him. He goes back to Israel, kisses the ground and says America, deserve to fuck America, Miriam Adelson's there, and then Mike Huckabee goes and meets with them. Can you believe that? The senator, Mike Huckabee. But every time Trump pardons one of these Israeli guys, what's he get?

Like some Jew points on the board? Yeah. What's he get? He's got, it's like has been hotels. He's got to have a lot of Jew, Jew points at this point. Like, you know, when Trump retires, you know, he's a friend of Israel. He can get whatever he wants. He's like Sonic.

If I was the president and I could, yeah, well, come on, man. If I was the president, I could pardon people. And they're like, hey, you can pardon. whoever you want. But if you pardon these Jewish guys, you get a lot of cool stuff. Yeah, you get a bunch of money. He's just looting the treasury. He's like, man, every time I parted one of you guys, everyone fucking hates

you way, way more than they did before. So, I'm going to run up the scoreboard. You guys think it's cool, but it's not. It's really not. Did you see Trump hanging out with Mom Donnie? That was very interesting. Yeah, that was funny. They're like buddies.

I like it. I think they're going to be pals. Oh, really? I don't know. It seems like Trump wants to be his friend. I got a very distinct Trump wants to be this guy's friend. No, why not? Vibe, yeah. I think he, I think he, I think he, I think Trump's still.

Is Trump, Trump, somebody that you want as your friend? Is that somebody that you're like, oh, man, it's awesome that he's so nice to be. Trump wants people to like him. Trump wants people to like him. Even people he's, you know, said horrible things about. Yeah. You know, I think he wants him, Donnie, to like him. Okay.

Well, all right. Here's my other problem, Dick. From episode 110, it's GameStop, the game store we all love to hate. Well, maybe, I don't know, I don't know what to make of this, Dick. You know how GameStop lets you trade things in for store credit? Okay. And typically those things would be video games or use cell phones they take now. You can get rid of your trading cards.

Okay. Well, the video game retailer is a now. that its first Trade Anything Day will take place on Saturday, December 6th, where you can trade in anything for $5 in store credit. Anything. There are some, yeah, there are some restrictions, but I have the feeling this is going to backfire on GameStop horribly. Why? Because I'm sitting here already going like, all right, what's the most offensive fucking thing I can put in a box? You could bring in a silly putty full of cum

So they open the thing How would they know? Yeah Because everybody's really Really eager to get the silly putty out Yeah What if you bring in like a Like a menorah or something

You know Or what if you bring in a If you do it twice You can't do too juice No no no All right Bring it What if I bring in a Quran

It doesn't say I can't bring a Quran Yeah Let me see here You can't bring hazardous waste Batteries Weapons or ammo dead or live animals that it says taxidermied items are

valid so you can bring a taxiderm item alcohol, tobacco drugs or small scale servers that's interesting. No sexual items, no items resembling body parts hmm um

what are you going to bring? What are you going to take in? Let me see. What do I got? Got anything good? No, I don't know. I can't bring a gun because that would be... Taking everything. Taking everything you got. I mean, well, you bring in like a picture.

Taking all your clothes that you have on. Taking all your clothes. Yeah. Just dirty. Dirty clothes. Yeah. Just bring some... I got nothing.

One of those classic I got nothing situations. How about like a bunch of mattresses? There you go. What about something large and obnoxious that they have to deal with? Yeah. And then dump a bunch of water. on it. I'm trying to say like you bring in mind comp and you go here. It's Hitler's a book. Yeah. That's another Jewish thing, I guess. Yeah. It just seems like a dumb marketing thing to get

people into GameStop. Well, the reason they're doing it is obviously because then they'll get, you know, the social media going, look at this crazy stuff people brought in. It's so wacky. Yeah. It's so wacky. Which is why I want to see it backfinding. I know, like, I want to see someone get raped there. Yeah, we... Oh, no. Right? Yeah.

Well, bring in, guys, bring in some stuff. They said, please don't film you bringing it in. Our employees don't necessarily consent to being filmed. What kind of promotion is this? Don't film it? What are you talking about? Go nuts. That's like with the 7-Eleven, fill whatever you want, cup.

You see that where the kids bring in the trash can or whatever. Yeah, I saw that. Or you can get whatever you want for a slurpy. The weird thing about that was I saw some conservative account going, oh, leave it to black kids to ruin it for everyone. And I'm like, the company specifically wants you to bring in like a fucking trash can because it's funny. They want the fucking videos and the pictures. It's not a black kid ruining it for everyone.

It's a black kid doing exactly what the company planned for a black kid to do. Which is ruined it. Well, it's not where it is funny. He brought in a fucking wheel barrel and he filmed it for slurpy. That's like saying that's like saying like the show cops is made for all these criminals. Like they're actually doing us a service. Like no, the TV is good. The entertainment's good.

They wouldn't tell you to bring any fucking thing you could unless you weren't supposed to bring a giant bucket. And that's what you bring. That's the whole point of the thing. It's fun. It's funny. Oh, okay. Well, all right. You're not going to bring anything in?

I don't know. I'll find something. Okay. Is that it? Yeah. All right. I guess I'm just not clever anymore. I don't have any ideas.

You don't have anything to bring in? You're bringing all your swearing. All right, one second. I'll be back in 20 seconds. All right. Sometimes I feel like I can't take the dance. It's the city I live in, the city of failure.

I am. I still fuck my cat. All right. I don't... Okay. Good articles. You're the winner. Thank you. I'm bringing in VOCs. Do you know what a VOC is? Virtual on-site cum dumpster.

Shit, now I forgot because you're talking about virtual something. Volatile organic compounds. Like formaldehyde and stuff. shit this just like never goes it's a volatile organic compound never leaves the never leaves the system some of the well not really like some like a like a you could smell like a flower

because that's like a VOC volatile organic compound but it's also like falthase and formaldehyde all these horrible forever chemicals that are poisoning everyone and it's also why everything everything I swear this is happening like globally everything

stinks. Everything that you order, everything that you buy online, everything you buy at the store, you get it home and it reeks of chemicals. Reeks. I mean, that's your, that's the correct name of your problem is everything stinks. Everything fucking stinks, have you, have you, has this

ever happened to you? Like, I were getting all this new shit for the nursery and it's like, here's a dress, okay, here's a dresser. Well, that shit's made in China, man. It's all fucking Chinese chemicals or whatever. It didn't all. always stink. I've been ordering from Amazon our whole lives, and it didn't start

just stinking until like the last like four or five years. And now it's- I think they ramped up all the production in China in the last four or five years. Ramped up production. Yeah, like everything was made in China. So it stinks? So it stinks more? Oh, it used to get more shit out of like Thailand and the fucking wherever else. But now it's just China, China, China. So what, everything stinks in China? Like what's the- Oh yeah? China's a smelly country. There needs to be a serious. There needs to be a serious.

Like, however, whatever happened when baseball, when he found out everyone was doing steroids in baseball, and the whole country was like, holy shit, we got to figure this out. And Congress is like, we got to fucking figure this out right now. There needs to be that over why everything stinks that you order online,

because I can't do it anymore. I ordered a dresser. My wife put it together. I come down. It fucking stinks. All the clothes that were in it fucking stink. It stinks. It doesn't stink when you're over here.

But when you get your nose right up to the, right up to the, fabric drawers fucking stinks. I got a sticker for the wall sticker fucking stinks. Everything fucking stinks.

What? You can't like run a fan like you can't do anything to it just constantly stinks. Oh you got to it's off gassing. You got to put it outside for a week. I'm like

why do I have to put I've never had to put shit outside for a week when I bought stuff. No matter how Chinese it was direct from the fucking factory at Shingong Rives at my house, I never once have I had to try, had to put stuff outside.

So it didn't stink anymore. But now everything I buy fucking stinks, got to put it outside. And it never stops. I just got to throw it away. It's to a point, it's to the point now where I'm just only going to buy stuff from like a secondhand store. Like if I get a dresser, secondhand store. If I want... You should be doing that anyway, honestly.

Dude, it's just, it's outrageous. Yeah. It's outrageous. So I got some stats. I type, I actually went researching this for why everything fucking stinks now. people report a more pervasive stinky chemical or perfumed odor compared to years ago it started around 2020

2021 they're seeing right around COVID they're claiming there's an actual like reasons something's changed it's a stink epidemic happening warehouse contamination that's one of the reasons Amazon's growth especially after COVID means more commingled inventory at huge warehouses increasing the spill risks

Complaints spiked in 21 and 222 on the internet as fulfillment centers expanded so it's a fucking fulfillment It's not China It's the fulfillment So what? Something spills in the Amazon factory

And everything stinks? Everything stinks. Yeah heightened hygiene protocols I guess Heightened hygiene protocols Highened hygiene protocols During COVID led to heavier use of sprays

Of sanitizer and disinfectant sprays which often linger and stink. It does. I wonder if, yeah, maybe, you know how everybody now gets those wipes, those disposable wipes? Lysol wipes, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, well, it used to be, back of the day, you didn't use Lysol wipes ever. You just grabbed a paper towel, maybe a spray bottle like fucking Windex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe a little windex.

But now everybody's using the Lysol. Yeah, but I don't think it was, you'd use a tiny bit. You didn't soak the fucking paper in the windex. It wasn't sitting in a bottle of fucking windex all day long. Yeah, I guess that's true. A rise in low-cost Chinese imports. That's the one you said, Alibaba-style sellers. I do think it is Chinese people, though.

I don't know why Chinese factories specifically stink. I don't know, man, but something's... I am not going to sit around being afraid to order off Amazon because something stinky is going to come in the mail. that's not going to be the rest of my life that's not your American no so it's got to be fixed now it's got to be fixed

faster than anti-Semitism and I don't see it happening Amazon's third party seller boom here's another reason has exploded with fakes reviews are manipulated and co-mingling spreads

oh they're saying that the reviews are lying about the stink that's not true well you got to look on every time you look at an Amazon review, I swear to God, I'll be looking for like a beanbag chair. Yeah. And just every comment is just stinky.

It stinks. Dude, it's gotten so bad. It's gotten so fucking bad. There's a change.org petition urging Amazon to stop fragrance-infused packaging but that's not what it is. It's chemicals. It's got to be some sort of chemical being

used in the production process. It's got to be because it's like in the item. And they're all a marked like, like Okta 100 checked for fucking phaltates and bar mutas and whatever, it's safe, but it fucking

reeks, it never stops stinking and when I put my face right up to it, it fucking smells like chemicals. Well, stop putting your face up to it would probably be helpful. Yeah, but then I smell it all the time, and I have a really I have a really sensitive sense of smell. I'll smell

shit. I'll smell that I have to take a shit before I feel it is how powerful it is. So I smell it all over the house now. I smell it all over the fucking neighborhood. It never goes away. It sucks. So what do you got to do? You got to set up a fan in the, I mean, putting it outside doesn't seem like it's going to help it that much. I'm just going to live outside. Can you spray it down or like a like a hose or something? Wash off. No, the hose stinks too. I can't use the hose. I did get a new hose from China and it does kind of stink. It's a fucking stinks, dude. Something is up. Something is up. Something is up.

It's a stinky hose. Something is up. We're using some kind of stinky molecules or something. Something is fucked up. Well, maybe it's like a plot from the Chinese. They go, you know, the best way to take out these Americans, we just make everything stinky. It's going to kind of irritate them and piss them off.

And they're going to make bad decisions. Or maybe it's getting into our brains. It's in my brain. The Chinese are always up to something. They couldn't get us with the technology. so now they're maybe they're punishing us because we won't import all their phones and tablets

because we're worried about the spyware and they're like all right well we're just going to make everything stinky then I don't know but I'm really upset about it as I'm talking about it and going over all my statistical information I realize how upset I am that everything stinks it's got to

change Jeff Bezos is having big yacht parties and doing all kinds of gay space shit like Elon Musk except everything he's sending you in the mail stinks. Smells like a factory's asshole. It's got to change. Can't you spray

something to counteract it? Like spray some... No, because it's VOCs. They're coming out of it. Everything's just wafting. Everything just stinks on its own. It's like leaking. It's like leaking sense. Yeah. America used to be a place of no smelling. Nothing would smell. And now it just

everything reeks to high heaven. So your baby's going to grow up with like a stinky room? That doesn't seem healthy. No, I'm throwing it all away. Everything I get that stinks, I just throw it to the trash. You built the whole dresser already. You're just throwing it out? Yes, I'm throwing that away. I'm going to the secondhand store or I will go to, uh, actually, if it smells like cigarettes, I'm not going to have anything in there that doesn't smell like cigarettes anymore. Because that at least I know. Honestly, lock that thing in a box with some, uh, some nicotine. Yeah, you might, might end up smelling good. I don't know what to do. It's impossible to not get something that, that doesn't stink anymore.

Well, I do, I do agree with going to the secondhand store. getting some nice furniture. There's always, uh, old people are dying. You gotta go to the estate sales and just, uh, buy up all this nice 60s furniture, man. Buy up 60s furniture? I went to an estate sale. Really? Yeah, yeah, I went to an estate sale today. It's great. Just like an old lady dies. She's got all this great furniture and shit. Yeah. You know, that's just been sitting around. And that smells like an old lady, which is fine. That's too much. Sounds like an old lady died in it. You know, which is what you want.

It's like grandma's bathroom. Everybody, if I say grandma's bathroom, everybody knows the smell, right? I don't hate the, you're saying your dresser smells like grandma's bathroom? But you know, the smell of grandma's bathroom. Everybody knows that smell, grandma's bathroom. Like, ooh. It's kind of fresh in there. No, she's got all her perfume.

Well, my grandma had all her perfumes in there. It's a nice little bathroom. I'll have all that shit in there. Fucking stinks. Yeah, I liked it. Kind of, you had a freshness to it. It's like wet, moldy pussy and too much perfume. Every perfume on the planet.

use it's gross that was good i don't want that either but i also don't want chemicals i don't have a solution can't you could you like rub mountain dew on everything would that do make it sticky yeah but it'd smell like uh you know extreme that's not what mountain dew smells like you think it's old spice it's smell like extreme sports and a snowboard and shit pure sport you know rub some pure sport on it you can try some rub some peanut butter on it for like a week. I know it's in there, though. It gets trapped.

I know it's in there. I think peanut butter, you know, use peanut butter to get gum out of your hair. I think you can use it to get the stink out of a dresser. Just rub peanut butter on it. There's nothing. I'll get it out. The peanut butter will absorb the stink

into the peanut butter. No, I won't wash off though. Once it's gone, it's gone. No, no, no, no, no. It'll wash off. I guarantee if you spread a thin layer of peanut butter across that dresser, leave it there for like a day. I got a rug, too.

that I got to throw away because it fucking stinks like chemicals. George Washington Carver said the peanut was a miracle fucking legume and he's not wrong. I think peanuts or just take like raw peanuts and rub them on the dresser. Raw penis? Peanuts. I'll give it a shot. I think peanut or get peanut oil. I think you got to try a peanut-based solution because peanuts

have like this kind of neutral smell to them. Yeah, they do. That's true. You've never smelled a peanut and been like, ah, peanut smell. Yeah, peanuts. Somebody's got peanuts in here. Somebody's been eating peanuts. Isn't he ever upset about it? Yeah, nice.

Nice. Excited. Yeah, you used to be on the ground everywhere because everyone loves them. They still got them at that one steak place. You go in, there's your beer shells on the floor. Clearmans, it's great. Oh, clearmans, yeah. They still have them on there.

Clearmans. Oh, yeah. When Clearmins loses its peanuts on the floor, that'll be the end. That's the end of the world. That'll be a sad boy. I love going in there. I'm ready to go. Then I'll be...

Throwing a handful at the waitress is a joke. You know, when she turns her back. I just grab a handful of peanuts. There's a whip them at her head. They love it there. All right, that's my problem. It's a classic Clearman's bit. Rub peanuts on it and tell me what happens.

I keep thinking you're saying penis. I'm not. I'm saying peanuts. I feel like you should rub peanuts on the dresser and see what happens. I think it would work. You rub penis on it. I actually think it would work if you put a bunch of penis. Put some open the drawers, dump peanuts in there.

No, I put it outside for like two weeks and it still stinks. Yeah, because you didn't put peanuts. You should take it outside, put peanuts in all the drawers. And then it got rain on. Well, I thought that would help the rain. It would kind of get some of the shit out of it. All right. I think peanuts is the way to go.

Okay, go ahead. All right, here's my problem, Dick. Is, uh, pride flag. We've talked about it on the show. Everyone hates it. Yeah, right. Everyone hates it. Absolutely.

We should put Nick Fuentes on the pride flag. To put the trans one with the circle and then put a big picture of Nick Fuentes on it. It's at the point where hating the pride flag has become overly performative to a point where you're like, okay, guys, I get it. We've all had our gripes with it. It's a stupid flag. Nobody likes it. You guys are now going over the fucking top with, oh, man. If I see the fucking.

pride flag man. I'm going to fucking burn the fucking pride flag man and I saw a pride crosswalk. I'm going to burn it on that fucking pride crosswalk. I'm going to fucking crash my car right into the crosswalk. The rainbow belongs to God. The rainbow belongs to God bro. I bring this up because did you hear this

news story? Yeah. Where a long time FBI employee is now suing the FBI because he got fired for having a pride flag. Get rid of them. Get rid of them. Well, here's what happened. Trader. Get rid of them. Sure. Gay guys. working at the FBI, working his way through the ranks.

Stown him. The pride flag, which the FBI flew from their flagpole. This was the FBI's own pride flag. They took it down and gave it to this guy in recognition of his diversity efforts. Of his cock sucking. Yeah. So the FBI gave this guy a pride flag. Okay.

The FBI gave it to him. Okay. And what happens? Cash Patel comes walking through. Patriot. Du-do-do-do-do. And he sees the pride flag on this guy's desk or whatever. And he goes, oh, my God.

Oh, no, the pride flag. Oh, Lordy, Lordy. And he fires the guy. He fires the guy for having a pride flag. Yeah, good. He was given to the guy by the FBI gave it to him. That was a test. That was a test by the FBI.

He failed. throw it out. You got it. He got tricked. He got tricked. Yeah. Well, he's now a fire. He's now suing. I think he's got a pretty good case. How can your employer go, hey, I got you a little something. Here, I got you a little thing. Why don't you put it on your desk? And then you put it on your desk and they go, oh, whoa, oh, you're fired from putting that thing on your desk. You mean you think he's got a pretty good case. What are you like fucking? It was a flag over here. What are you talking about?

The FBI gave him the fucking flag. How can he not show? That was a different FBI. That was Biden's FBI. So come in and go, hey, listen, we've changed things. You've got to get rid of the pride. You could have a little talk. He should have known. He should have known right away. You've got to get that gay shit off your desk.

Patel wrote in his letter to the man. He says, I have determined you exercise. Poor judgment with an inappropriate display of political signage in your work area. Unappropriate. Pursuant to Article 2 of the United States Constitution, your employment is hereby terminated. Here's what I'm going to say. Guys, just look, the gay people like their flag. No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's not a gay people thing. That is a liberal thing. This gay guy likes it. That is you guys thing. That's not a gay flag. It's a left wing turbo Marxist flag. You just got to get over it, okay? All you say is, ah, that flag's fucking stupid.

But it's like overly performing, we're going to fire you. We're going to fire you for having that fucking flag. That's right. That's not allowed in Trump's America. You goddamn right. What if they gave him like a big picture of Biden that says vote Democrat, thumbs up? He should also be allowed to have that. There's no problem with that. Not at the fucking FBI. Are you kidding me? Was the president in the United States? You're not allowed to have a signed photo of the president, the guy you worked for for multiple years? That says, and it says kill white people. Kill white men. That thumbs up. Biden going, hey, kill more white men. You think that's okay, Vito?

Because the FBI gave it to you, you'd think that's okay? If the president wrote it, that's a whole different deal. It's not like a random guy wrote white people. The president wrote it. You mean the auto pen wrote it? If you set up an auto pen to write kill white people, I would say that's valid. I'll take that all day. So you think he's allowed to do that.

What if I said it would say kill black people? Then would you have a problem with it? Twisted it around on you. Twisted it around. I think the FBI would be very happy. with that message. I don't think they would care about that at all. About black people? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. The FBI wants to kill black people. Of course.

Not anymore. No, no, no, no. Maybe not. Maybe not currently, but famously. They want to kill white men, the FBI. They said, how can we fund these contras? Let's sell crack to the blacks. Yeah. And make it happen. Yeah. Look, I'm just tired of the arguments, the disingenuous arguments where they go, oh, so it's a legal to burn a pride flag, but anybody could burn an American flag? And you're like, no, you can burn a pride flag. That's legal. You can just do that.

No, you can't. That guy, that kid went to prison for doing donuts in the pride flag. What do you mean you can burn a pride flag? You cannot. Did he do, but did he paint his own pride flag and do donuts on it? No, he did it in the street. He's just doing donuts in the street. Okay. And if there's an American flag drawn on the street and you don't donuts on it, you're also going to get fucking arrested too. That is just it's destruction of fucking property To drive on the street What are you talking about?

You can't do burnouts on a fucking The painted crosswalk That's the issue No it's not When has a guy ever gotten in trouble for doing Burnouts at a crosswalk Never First of all I think it's illegal to do burnouts anyway

It's not as a hate crime It's not I don't know if it's being prosecuted As a fucking hate crime It was The guy got 10 years for hate crime. Okay, well, you got a hate crime rider, but it doesn't mean it's illegal to burn the fucking pride flag. You can still burn a pride flag.

Okay, do you seriously think that gay people are not used as like, hey, don't beat up on these gay people? Oh, you did? That's a hate crime. You're going to go into jail. And that's to be way more specific about what the fuck this exists. You don't think that the gay pride flag is. like bullshit that it's being used by liberals

to fuck over political yeah that it's like political entrapment yeah you're like I don't want to I don't have to do burnouts on the fucking pride flag it's the most important thing

but if the guy's doing burnouts on the pride flag like why do you think he's doing the burnouts in the pride why did you fall for that trap it's not a big why did you fall for the trap just don't you think it's entrapment yeah don't you think it's entrapment you could

make the argument that it's entrapment, but I would make, I think the argument would be I mean, you know what? You make a good point. It's a, is it, what's that thing, that law where it's like, wait a minute, what do you think the people that Netflix protests we went to were talking about gay and trans shit? They don't give a shit about gay and trans people. They're crazy.

Who? The people in Netflix protests, they were all like, oh, this is for trans people. Well, they were gay and trans. So I assume they care about gay and trans people, or at least the gay and trans ones do. So you thought that, you thought they had, that was a legit protest like about gay and trans rights crying about Dave Chappelle?

That's not what I'm saying but you're asking me if I think they care about I think you're asking me you asked me if they care about gay and trans people and I'm sure they do Yeah okay do you think that's a legit protest that they were like protesting on behalf of gay and trans rights No I think it was a waste of their time and it was a silly

it was a silly thing they were doing but how was it silly like what is the nature of the silliness They were going in there crying about gay and trans rights. What was it really? Like, what were they really crying about in your opinion? It's an overreaction to comedy. That's what they were crying about.

That's it? They don't want to be made fun of. They don't think it's okay to make fun of them. And they think it leads to hate crimes. Is that really what you think? I think so. You don't think it, okay, do you think it was a power play by these activists to get more political power by hiding behind gay rights?

And that they're just lying. They probably want more power within the Netflix. Yeah, a lot of them are definitely trying to get power or power within Netflix. Yeah. There was that one fat black lady who was clearly just trying to make herself into like a public figure and get some money. Try to be and Jemima, too. There's a lot of activists who want to be professional activists and get paid to do it. And guess where they also are, the FBI?

I think that when you give a gay guy a pride flag and he puts it on its desk, He's going to ask for a blowjob. If you give a gay, if you give a gay a flag, he's going to want a blow job. And if you give him a blow job, he's going to want a rim job. Yeah. I just think at this point, look, it's too much. You don't got to fire a guy because he got a gay flag. Just go, look at that guy's stupid gay flag.

You should fire all his friends, too. You don't got to scream about, oh, my God, the only flag I care about the American flag. You're not even allowed to burn the fucking pride flag. You get in trouble. you can burn the pride flag go buy a pride flag and burn it all day long okay if somebody else owns the flag no you can't do that because it's theirs you're not allowed to burn other people's property that's like a boomer take on it it it's like a boomer like no the boomer take is you're not allowed to burn the pride flag that's a boomer think you're having the boomer take of you think I can

take a pride flag and just go burn it about that one guy yes you rip the koran up on the fucking show. You're telling me you can't burn a pride flag? Pride flag's different. I couldn't do that. I'd be arrested. By who? For what? By whom? By the fucking feds, man? By the feds. Yeah, the feds are going to step. Of all the shit you do, the feds are going to wait for you to burn a pride flag and entrap you. Exactly. Exactly. Like Al Capone. You don't think that that liberals are building a protected class using the government and

a hard to identify a hard to suss out identity like being gay that liberals are building a protected class within the bureaucracy that you can't that's in inassailable because of like hate speech laws and stuff you don't think that they're doing that.

When you say inesellable you're like what? They can't be fired? Can't be fired. Yeah, I mean right now we're talking about firing one. You're like, he can't be fired. He's just gay. There's a flag that you got to fucking. You can fire him, but you could Why don't you find a reason to fire him? Wait for him to like actually fuck up in his job. That's the reason. FBI's a fucking political.

FBI's a fucking political bureaucracy. That's the best reason. Bad politics. You're fucking out. Get out. Bad politics. Yes. Wrong politics. You're gone. Get the fuck out.

Okay. I don't think having a pride flag means wrong politics. Liberal. Gone. Well, the FBI's not getting rid of all the liberals. That's not happening. Okay. Nor should it. There should be a mix of diversity of thought and different individuals.

There should be a mix of conservatives and ultra-conservatives at the FBI. I don't agree with that. I think you should have a nice, healthy mix of all sorts of people. Sometimes McCarthy should be reigned in by Hitler for being too liberal. That would be a perfectly functioning FBI. That's what you want to have happen. Yes. Well, don't you just get a, look, Jay Edgar Hoover ran.

that place great. He was a fucking great, so yeah, so who cares? And he didn't put it at his desk. He didn't go into J. Edgar Hoover's office every day and he's got gay shit everywhere. Yeah, you're right. He kept all that pretty secret. He was not out and proud.

Well, isn't it a good? I don't know. I think we need gay guys at the FBI. And isn't it good if they announce themselves? Why do you want gay people everywhere? Because what if there's a gay crime? And then you'd be like, ah, man, I don't even know why somebody would do this. And then the gay guy goes, oh, he was probably horny for, uh, for this reason. He's like a gay house? Yeah, yeah, he's gay house. You probably need a gay guy and solve

gay crimes. I think straight guys can't figure that out. No, they can't because gay guy like, straight guys will be like, I don't know why anybody would have a dildo shaped like a horse. And he goes, well, actually the way they make that, you know. Yeah, it's because he's gay. Yeah, exactly. Hmm. They should. There should be a gay detective show where he solves all the gay crimes. Yeah. Yeah. No, you call it Partners. And then it's because they're partners at the Bureau But they're also... So bad.

Partners? That's not bad. Yeah, partners. That's terrible. That's a terrible name. Doesn't say what it is. A partner, it could be built upon it. Yeah, but nobody's going to tune into a show that just says Partners. It's got to be like gay cops. A gay cop. Gay cop and a straight cop force.

Get ready for laughs. That's what it's said. Partners in crime. and they're, well, but they're not committing the crimes. I don't know what she's called. It sounds like a property brother's house, like a show. It's got a double meaning. It's like they're gay partners, but they're also partners at the bureau, you know? That's what, that's the title.

Gay partners, but also partners at the bureau. The partners. Call it good cop, gay cop, but it's the same guy. Well, that infers that the gay cop is the bad cop. I don't think you call it that. No, it doesn't. It's good cop gay cop. You're like, and it's actually the, The same cop is both the good one and the gay one.

Oh. It's like a twist. Good gay cop. No, good cop, gay cop. How about the fag files? And it's like, it's like X files, you know, and they got to solve gay related mysteries. The F files, I guess. Nah, that's no good.

All right, well, it'd be cool, like paranormal, paranormal gay stuff, like, aliens coming to like fuck your butt and you know that the F files they go this was not an alien attack this was a gay alien Oh okay yeah that's funny Like they think

He must have ripped open his butthole to examine him And it's like no no no he's a gay It was a gay alien Who just wanted to fuck his butt Yeah that's the reason Huh I got bad news Skelly We're dealing with the gay alien

Would you fix your fucking audio? You can't hear... You clip all to hell whenever you're laughing. Figure it out. Just put the fucking limiter on for fuck's sake. It's on. You need to change it. You need to lower the threshold.

I'll turn down one of your games. No, don't do it right now. Do it later. It's fine. Gay house. And then Scully would just be a guy in a red wig who doesn't really look like Scully very well. But I just call it.

Scully. Like a guy? Yeah, it's just a guy. Hey, Scully, what's going on? We got more gay. Like the, fucking warden from

Super jail? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that'd be cool. That's good. All right, what's your next problem, Dick? Having to get multiple quotes. Having to get my, yeah, that's a good one.

I got to replace all the air, the vents, the ducts in my house. because I got asbestos in them, probably. I mean, I know I do, and some of them. So I get a guy out, and he takes like an hour and talks about it. I'm like, oh, wow, okay, that's interesting. Yeah, and he gives me a number. And I'm like, all right, well, I guess I should get other estimates,

but then I got to, like, fake. I got to, like, pretend that all the stuff the guy's saying is like, oh, wow, that's totally new information for me. I didn't know about that. And, like, listen to the whole spiel again. you got to listen to a contractor twice. Yeah, for like 20 minutes. Which quote was better?

How far apart were the quotes? Like $6,000, but the first guy knew, it sounded like he knew what he was talking about more than the second guy. And he's like, well, that's the worst thing with a guy is when a guy, yeah, when a guy says, yeah, I can do it? And you're like, yeah, but do you know how to do it? And he goes, yeah. Yeah. And why did you say yeah like that? You didn't say it confidently.

Like, yeah. He said, yeah. Yeah. I didn't like how the second guy was like, well, if you want to save money, I'm like, well, you're saying that a lot. You're saying that if I want to save money a lot. Yeah. Me saving money is how I have asbestos in here for 10 years. So let's not start there.

Let's just do, tell me how it's the best. How do you deal? I hate to say it, but asbestos is in the walls, right? No, it's in the insulation. It's in the duct work? Okay. Yeah, the duct has asbestos in it. So you can theoretically rip it out with having to rip out the walls?

Yeah, I could do a terrorist attack on my house and insure it. And then I'll miss work today. And my son will also miss work today. It's not a bad idea. It's a pretty good idea. Somebody's in the chat. They just throw some peanuts in there, which is what I was going to say. Not the asbestos?

Yeah. I think that'll help. What kind of asbestos? There's like different kinds of asbestos. The cancer kind. Yeah, the bad kind. I think it's getting to me. Maybe it's what causing everything to smell.

The cancer is getting near nose. We had chemicals before that didn't smell. That's why everything was so great. Now we just have like smelly, shitty chemicals. I wonder if it's some new like regulation. Penis shrinking chemicals. Chemicals back in the day would just give you cancer. Now they shrink your penis.

They're very straightforward. Asbestos, cancer. Cancer, mesothelioma. Yeah. Boom. It's fine. Lawsude. Done.

Today, stinks. Chemicals stink. What kind of chemicals this? Oh, fucking pithful of pith. Oh, great. What does it do? Shrinks your penis. Hmm.

Okay. Do you got asbestos in the pipes? The ducts. The air ducts. Yeah. Right there. Well, because I had been looking up asbestos at one point for a problem I never brought in. And one of the problems is they used it in the pipes.

And it's like, well, you can't really do anything in the pipes? Oh, in the water pipes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. The one are all cast iron. They're all worse. They're even worse. I actually don't even know if I have pipes.

I think they're all busted and gone. It's just like a tube-shaped hole. Going to a pit. You know what? It is going into a pit. And it's so funny because I have a septic tank and they're not hooked up to the septic tank. And I can't hook up the septic tank again because of fucking COVID. Because during COVID, they said, well, if your house is within 25 feet to the street,

then you have to go into the sewer. You can't use a septic tank because it's more diseases if you have a. if you have a septic tank. I remember you telling me this was a big problem for you. So you just have a septic tank that's doing nothing, basically. Doing nothing.

Yeah. Did you buy the septic tank with like money? I didn't buy the septic tank. It was there. Came with the house? Okay. But it's not being used.

Not being used. Anyone want to use, uh, used slightly used, certified pre-owned septic tank? Hit me up. So you're bringing guys in and, uh, I mean,

you ever just like go to the Home Depot, just grab some Mexicans and see what they got to say about it? Yeah, that's why the city made me rebuild my deck because I did that and it was fine. Because I did what I should be able to do in America, which is just build a deck on my fucking property. Which deck did you have to rebuild? The same one I fucking have.

It looks exactly the same as the old one, because it's just a platform. That's rebuilt? Yeah, it's re-poured concrete. They had to pour like 16 feet of fucking concrete into the ground that hasn't moved in 300 million. years. It's fucking great. You got to get out of L.A., man. I don't know why.

I don't know why you're in L.A. Why? L.A. is fantastic. The weather's wonderful. It's just the government. The government and the minorities. There's too much of both of them. That's a lot of stuff. Well, everything else is wonderful. Where are you going to go to the Midwest? It fucking sucks.

Hot. We can all move to Austin and be a part of Joe Rogan's comedy, whatever the fuck. You've been listening to any of the shit about that? That's all falling apart. If I went to Austin, it would be to be a serial killer. Yeah. I think that's what's happening. I hate Austin so much.

It's such a filthy shithole. I've been reading all the articles about how all these comedians move there to be a part of Joe Rogan's comedy mothership or whatever, and they're all miserable now, and they fucking hate it. it. Good. And the comedy's all terrible because all just Joe Rogan's friends telling the same shitty jokes over and over. Yeah.

So that's fascinating. I haven't needed an estimate at all because I rent. Well, you're going to, you should start getting estimates on just regular, random things. Bring people over, give them a tour of your place. When I bring a, but when I get my card done, maybe I should be getting more quotes. I just bring it to a guy and the guy just does whatever and I just don't question it. Yeah, that's the smart way to do it. I'm not doing this multiple estimate shit anymore.

At this point, it's like, look, does the guy know what he's doing? You know? And if the answer is yes, it's like, okay, well, then just pay him what he thinks he's worth. This guy came over and he's like, oh, yeah, you need to put all new, you need to put all new sewer stuff in. He gave me this, all this shit, like, it's so important. And it's like, you're really going to fuck up if you don't do it. And then another guy comes out and he goes, you don't need to do any of that. Like, oh.

I hate that. We're like, that's like that old thing. It's like, hey, to get through this door, one of us always lies. Yeah, it is like that. You're like, God damn it. One of us always lies. One of us always tells the truth. Yeah, one of us always lies.

You're like, now I'm going to get these two contractors in here. And you go, okay, I'm going to ask you one question. What do I do with the asbestos? Do I need to get a permit? Do I need to get a permit? Would you pull a permit if it was for your house? That's what I'm asking. Well, that's the thing. You got to figure out how to word the question in a way that reveals which one of them is the liar.

Get out of here. That's the question. If they say no, get the fuck rid of them. If they say yes, then let them do it. You got to get them both in the room and you got to trick one. They just love bragging about how they don't pull permits. Those are the guys you got to get rid of. Yeah. Why don't you just embrace these spaces? Maybe it's fun. I did that for 10 years. Built character. Well, that's the question is I'm like, I guess this must be for the baby. because at this point, if you were going to get cancer, you got it already. Nah.

I can still get it. Ten years of asbestos? You got to call around in the ducks to get at that stuff. I'm going to take nice deep breaths. I say, yeah, again, just put a pile of peanuts at the front of each vent. That way the asbestos can't get through. It won't permeate. Well, there you go.

That's my problem. All right. I've learned a lot. Here's my problem, Dick. It's no viable way to short the trading card bubble. Have you seen what's going on with these fucking Pokemon cards and these sports cards and whatever the fuck else? Yeah, they go crazy. Everybody in their brother.

I went to a target, and I was just walking around the target, and I saw a line of Chinese guys, like 100 deep. And I went, what are they fucking doing? And they were all standing there. Were they building a railroad through the target? Well, I hoped. That would have been more fun. They're all standing there waiting for. one elderly black woman

to put Pokemon cards on the shelf for them to buy. And I'm like, well, you just let that old, that poor old lady fucking stock the shelf. She doesn't need 100 Chinese guys watching her like a hawk. Like, is she done? Is she done putting the boxes of Pokemon cards on the shelf? Oh.

And then me, because I'm an idiot, went, well, maybe I'll get in line. And then I ended up waiting in line. I was like, how long could it take this elderly black woman to put Pokemon cards on a shelf? I was there for 45 minutes. Yeah, that question has been. by smarter men than you.

I went, how long could it possibly take this elderly black woman to blank? It very quickly turned into the one of those like, I'm in for a penny and for a pound type situations where I'm like, I didn't even really want the Pokemon cards. I just figured, you know, I could flip them and get a couple bucks.

But wait in a fucking hour watching a black lady go, oh, I put the Pikachu up here. Anyway, everybody in their brother is fucking flipping these fucking Pokemon cards and sports cards and scalping them. Yeah.

The market is completely retarded, Dick. It's the most retarded market. If I could short it, like the big, if there was a big short opportunity for Pokemon cards and I could go to a bank and go, can I do credit default swaps on Charzard? I would take all my money and do credit default swaps on Charzards. Okay. Let's put it this way. Remember when I brought in that video of people fighting over the Van Gogh, Pikachu,

draw that card? Yeah. It's Pikachu in the style of Van Gogh. Well, because of that. because everybody was fighting over them, the people who make Pokemon cards said, oh, well, that's not good. We don't want people fighting over these. Let's just print them into infinity. So they're valueless, right?

Oh, they made more. And that didn't. Yeah, they made an infinite supply. It should be the cheapest card ever. But because the Pokemon people are fucking moronic, Dick, right now with PSA, PSA has graded 98,000 Pikachu with gray hats. Okay. That's 98,000.

of those 44,000 are the top grade of a gem mint 10. Wow, that's a lot of tens. That's a lot of tens. This is a collectible that at its top grade has a supply of 44,000. Yeah. What should that be worth? I don't know. How many of other cards are there?

Your typical card, I mean, if you look at like a class, I mean, look at sports cards that have been worth of money, you know? There's like one or two fucking rookie. cards of what's that fucking guy. It used to be like action comics number one. There's only like 25 of them in existence and then you understand the value. Yeah.

Pikachu with Graefeld hat, 98,000, I think, is the top graded Pokemon card of all time. Like more people have graded it than any other card. It's cool, though. It's the best. Okay. It is currently selling for an auction price of $1,700 for a card that was printed into oblivion to

specifically stop scalpers from scalping it. And somehow it is still held value despite being a commodity of infinite supply. They can print as many as they want. It's a PSA 10 that you're talking about. There's only 44,000. There's 44,000 PSA 10s.

This is insane. Sounds reasonable. Sounds reasonable. No, this is a bubble. Okay? The idea a collectible acquires value due to scarcity. Not due to, we made a bunch of them, but all of you have convinced each other that they're worth a fucking month of rent. It's a Pikachu with a hat.

It's not worth $59.00. It should be maybe $20 in a PSA 10. Get out of here. That's nothing. No, look up other cards that have like similar amounts of graded. What do they say? Those should also not be as much. Look up a jiggly puff.

Look up a jiggly puff jungle. Jigglypuff jungle card. PSA 10. Okay, hold on. I'm going to, I'm going to gem 8, and I'm looking up the 1999 Pokemon Jungle set. Gigli Puff, first edition.

How many? Well, I don't know. Let's see if they have Gigily Puff. Gigli Puff first edition. You want first edition? First edition. Okay. Total number graded is 4,840.

So very few. It should be worth a lot. One tenth. So that's one, you're right. It should be. It's one tenth, or it's ten times more scarce then Pikachu with the fucking hat. Look up a imposter Professor Oak.

Look up of an imposter Professor Oak. Discard your hand. Was that in the bass set? I have to look by set for some fucking reason. Imposter Professor Oak. Why do you make me look up this crap? Let's see. Grading trends.

Where the fuck does it go? Base. Pokemon. Set. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1999 Pokemon bass set Okay

Look up the Look up the McDonald's Japanese Pikachu Look up the Japanese McDonald's Pikachu promo To find the fucking thing Okay

You gotta give me a fucking minute Look up the Japanese McDonald's Pikachu promo card 2025 I don't even see fucking Professor Oak on here I don't know

If anybody even Professor Oak I know you're saying that But I don't It's imposter Professor Oak I know what card it is I'm not

I'm not able to find it. I don't think they track it on here. I don't know how you find that, okay? This is incorrect. Look up Pikachu. Look up Evie. Poncho. Look up Poncho.

No, because you have to give me the fucking set. It's Japanese, I can't. It's a Japanese promo card. Look up Poncho. Charzard Poncho. It doesn't let me look at up. Look up Charzard Poncho. It's Charzart.

Pikachu wearing a poncho of Charzard. Look it up. Look it up. 10. PSA 10. I think I just... PSA 10. Stop adding things.

Okay, let's see. Populate... Okay, poncho wearing Pikachu Charzard... Pikachu Charzard Ponscho. PSA 10. Look it up. In a PSA 10, there are 2,175. Damn, that's a good card.

There's very few of them. Yes, there are very few of that. That's the thing. There are some cards that are actually maybe scares. Look up a shining Giridoz. No, I'm not looking up any more fucking cards. 2002 Neo Destiny First Edition, Shining Giridoz. I have one of those, by the way.

You want a shining Garrados? No. Throw it away. Show it away. It's in terrible condition. Throw it away. Okay. Shining Garrido's hollow.

Look up a PSA 1. Look up a PSA 1. Charzard. Stop changing the card. 1999, base set first edition Charzziard. Shut up. PSA 1, Shining Geridos is there are 46. That's a million bucks.

Look up Charzard. PSA 10. You know how many PSA 10 shining Gerados there are? Irrelevant. Look up a Charzard 1999 base set. All right. I'm done. I'm done with this.

PSA 1. Base set Charzard. Look up Heracross. Look up a Heracross. I'm going to blow my brains out. I'm going to kill you. Okay. Charzard.

Hollow and a PSA 10, there are 489. There you go. PSA 1. PSA 1, there are 3,413. Look up Al-A-Cazam. All right. Can I make the rest of my points? Yeah, what? Naming Pokemon. Okay? It's not just Pokemon that I want to short. I also want to short the sports card market. Okay. Because, okay, back when sports cards, it used to be like, oh my God, it's a one-of-one LeBron James. But there would be not 1,800 LeBron James. There's like 20 one of one

LeBron James in every set now. Doesn't make any sense. It's like, well, then it's not special. Everybody and their brother has a fucking one-on-one of LeBron James. Here's how I know the sports card market is in a bubble, dick. I want to show you some pictures real quick. Okay.

All right. Is it of LeBron? So there's this company called Wild. What are they called Wild Card? Okay. Okay. Wild card is a cop. Spelled with W.

No. I, L-D or W-Y? Hold on, don't share that one. I'm not going to put it up if it's W-Y. It's spelled a regular way. It's W-I. Okay, I'll put it up. Okay, so there's this company called Wild Card

that figured out that all of you people buying sports cards are retarded. So they can just take what is, they can take an image of an athlete, generate an AI background of like a haunted house and just print that as a one of one. So like every other card is a one. There's like a million one of ones because they're just AI generating garbage to go behind them.

So here's Kai Trump a golfer haunted hits and playing golf in front of a haunted house. And they go, there you go. So you're buying packs of these and you go, you're going to get a one of one. They're all one of one. And you're like, yeah, because you're just generating them. Every card is one of one. like, yeah, I think they have packs where every card is a one of one because they just print it off. They just look.

How do they make money on that though? If every card is unique. Look, it's Mike Tyson in a spooky forest. Haunted hits. This one's one of three though. They do have one of, that's awesome. Yeah, that's fucking cool. That's aura.

So they just, they just feed a pit. They just ask for an AI generated mummy. That's fucking cool. Who's making this stuff? put, this is from Wildcard, who right now is suing Panini for trying to get them pushed out of the market. Okay, so these are the monster hits. This is your favorite football players with mummies and zombies behind them for no reason. Yeah.

Okay. Because it's a rap. Because these defense is tight. Here's the dino mite historic line, which has AI generated photos of fucking random kaleidoscope dinosaurs. You know, this is fucking cool. Look at that. This one's two of three. There's actually three out there.

Yeah. This is, this is, you know. Do they have it? Do you have any more? Yeah, well, here's the line that I think is the worst. Is, uh, we all love the Joker character, you know, from a Batman. I want to see him in everything. Like a Joker's soda.

Well, here's one where I'm going. I think you guys are playing a little loose with a copyright. Because here's the Joker's Wild, which is just sports players with the game. I mean, it's clearly fucking the Heath Ledger Joker with the fucking eye shadow. That could be any Joker. That looks cool, man. It's Barry Sanders. This is a one of one Barry Sanders.

It's Barry Sanders hanging out. And what I love about this is that they didn't even go in and be like, let's make sure the card looks like a playing card. Double aces. The double ace. Mr. Bond Like Like what is You couldn't even take the time

To like go well we got to make the playing card Look like a playing card It does No it Yeah sure He has another classic Joker's wild Again people are buying

I'm on one not watching people Five Three fingers It's not a rip off The Batman Joker has five fingers He couldn't even take the time To re-render the fucking AI To give him the right number of fit

Look at this What fucking card is that? The D and the sponge. Yeah. This is your Jaden Higgins. This is a one of one, by the way, Joker card. So that's just a classic. I just, I think the Joker's Wild series is the worst just for the, for the playing card that the, here's the four of yous, which we all know, that classic card featuring Tyler's show.

Again, a one of one limited edition card. Are the athletes even real? Are the names real? I guess these are actual athletes. but I don't know. They have a license to use their likeness or something. No, they don't have a license for this. How could they have a license for this?

How is this a real company? Are you allowed to just take pictures of players and put them on cards if you take a picture of them? I guess. They definitely don't have a fucking license for the Joker. So look, I'm going to say when a company shows up and just starts making AI sloped Joker cards and they're all one of one encased in fucking loose site with a fucking sticker on top.

Bro, that's cool. Show more dinosaurs ones. The dinosaurs ones are the best. All right, hold on. I'll try to find the dino might. Let's see if, I don't even think they have a website is what's so fucking confusing about this.

It's exclusive. Is this a real company? Yeah. Everyone's favorite quarterback Patrick Mahomes. Let's take a look at this. And he's hanging out with what looks like a Velociraptor. Yeah, one of one.

A great picture of moms too. This is a one of one. which is very important you know why would you get it if it's not a 101 or hey how about famously uh famously denied from the Hall of Fame Pete Rose

Pete Rose the triceratops man Pete race out of 10 and he where is that what's this horn where's this horn quad seratops he's quad seratops

that's a fucking quad serat that's my favorite my favorite part of that triceratops is the the quad horn man these are cool yeah you want to get, well, you know what? That's the funny thing is you can get all these. They're all

like 20, 30 bucks for one of ones. I know, I want to pack. I don't want to buy it. You want to get a pack of dynomites? Yeah. Well, here's a nice looking. Here's a, where the fuck's the player? This just says Cameron Ward quarterback. He's not even on the fucking card. Is this a no, he's tiny. You could see him. Where? He's tiny. He's tiny. He's riding the rapture. This is just a picture of a dinosaur at this point. So yeah, if you want to change, I think if I was going to buy sports cards, I'd be hanging out buying the dino mite. Oh, here, here real quick. So here's what it, here's the box here.

So wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. This is cool. Dino mite 2024 football. That's exciting. They're very foily. I mean, they've got, they've gotten all the, uh, yeah, all right.

This is from my boy D-Gen Rips. and again right now they're suing Panini they're saying Panini won't let them they're trying to shut them out of the market or something with their they're the underdye dynamite

well I think they're the underdog because it's all AI slop but they're just Nah they're the underdog Hey why spend time designing cars We can just make it AI It's a fucking one-on-one Everybody wants to open a 101

So we'll make a thousand one-of-ones That's a good idea though Thank you for hiding the card Thank you for hiding the card That off though No maybe they will let's see this dinosaur here. Oh, man.

I think the sports card market is going. At least this triceratops has three horns. At least that we got. That's a one of three, Drew Aller on the dynamite parallel refractor. When Panini starts doing this with dynomites and stuff? That's fucking cool. I don't want that. Sports cards have become completely retarded.

It's pictures of dinosaurs. What's retarded about that? Haunted houses. Why the fuck is it sports guys doing stuff in front of a hospital? Do they have anything with like tractors? Oh, it's a 101. Here's a 101. That one actually looks sick.

I'm not going to lie. That's pretty cool. It's like a bone dinosaur. Or like a bulldozer. Luther Burden on the one of one, Dick. Cam Scadabo. Seven out of 12.

What's the point of that? I want a 101. All right. They should all be. Now you're just watching a YouTube video. Now you're just fucking wasting everyone's time. All right. The point is I wish I could short this market.

I think this market is going to his hero. Why don't you? How? How would I? Just sell, sell cards that you don't have. And when people want them... And then buy them on the secondary market?

If they ever want them, they can come get them from you. That doesn't work. That's literally what shorting is. Just do that. Okay, so I would just have to... But then I would have to buy them at market rate. The point is that... That's the point of shorting.

selling. Sell it now. But if I sell it now, they're not going to, I can't sell it now and say, oh, and I'll send you the cards in a year. When you want it. If they buy it. When you want it, I'll sell it to you. No, the point of shorting is that they go, I want it. And you go, okay, well, in a year I'll get it to you. You're buying it at a price. There you go. Do that. I'm going to sell you this. I'm selling Vito's Emporium. I'm going to give you these cards in a year and sell literally everything. Write it all down. take it just like you did with Super Killer. Take everyone's money.

And then don't send it. It's not bad. That's not a bad plan. Look, we're in a bubble. All these cards have populations of 10 bajillion, and the one of ones are being generated by an asshole with a fucking copy of Mid-Jurney.

So, uh, get out. Get out while you still can. Um, and that's the bottom line. Can you look up Best Charzard? Best Charzard. Best Charzard. Look up Best Charzard. Okay.

The big one. Look up the big, the big one. Best Charzard, the big one. Team Up Charzard. Look up that. Look up four card. Look up the four card, the big one. Four cards is MUTU. You have just told me to look up Charzard and now you're switching it to MUTU. The big one, the big one, though. The big Charzard. The big Charzard. The big Charzard.

Yeah, look that up. How much? What are you, what do you, what am I, what am I looking for? How much is it for a PSA 10? Of what? Not the big Charzard, you idiot. There is no such thing as the big Charzer. That's not a thing.

Oh, God. All right, fine. Do you mean Charzard jumbo, jumbo, whatever. Never mind. We'll just do super chats. If you have a Pikachu with a fucking gray hat, sell it. Sell it yesterday. Earn.

Wild card monster hunt. I remember watching it and I was like, oh, that's cool. That guy hit a one of one. And then I realized they're all fucking one of ones. And I'm like, wait, can they do that? Seems to go against the whole spirit of the fucking hobby. It's like, they're supposed to be rare. It's like, ah, fuck it.

Just make dinosaurs one of ones. The we're, the weiner store called, uh-oh, I lost it. Oh no. The weiner store called Cameron for two. the wiener store call they're running out of Coof for two. Thanks for not killing yourself. Tang Tang for 16 New Zealand dollars. Re-listing to old episodes.

Can we get the lore on Vito's dad's ashes? What? Is that real? I got to get them. I don't have them. You got to get them. Grade them. You got to get them graded. Got to get them graded. Diamond G. For two. Quiet, piggy. 47. L.J. Clauberino. for two. Today's my 28th birthday and life is good. Happy birthday. N. G.R. Lover for five. Vito, I did your genealogy. Did you know you are a descendant of the gay N-word family? You are a proud gay. Genniger family. You are a proud Gineger. There you go. Martin O'Keefe, for five. The comments at the start of the last real thing left in the show.

And if you don't want to strip that out too. Your hell bet on being, oh, it's so real. Our comments are so real. Balder for two Owoo! Cardinal Bird for 269 says Vito Labu-boo-Bibol. Al-Gunel for two. Hey, Veed's going to get a happy birthday.

I'm 23. Too old for me, but happy birthday. Sexy taxi for two. Lovey Vito, get a haircut dick. Balder for two, Vito the Diabizo. Tiki the Mighty for two, the wings have a drumette, not a drumstick. I know.

Cardinal Bird for two. Vito knows a lot about meat. St. Surgery for two says, Eating carrots naturally deodorizes your armpits. Really? That sounds possible. That sounds like a real thing. Baldor for two, Vito needs a carrot up his brown eye.

Gut for two. Jesus Christ. The drumstick is the leg. Massachusetts man for a big $20 on the board. It says, great show last week and this week, fellas. A mass man. Time is G for five. The oink father approves of the biggest problem in the universe.

I can't wait to sack a third turkey next week while waiting for the real hunger. The boink. SB for 5. All this drama over the gay flag. When the gayest flag out there is the Trump one that people fly in non-election years. Bam. Paul Smith for 5 says, Gay House killed me. Put Gay House on the list of biggest problem. Biggest problems must watch TGIF Fridays. Yeah. You get all about the Benjamin's followed by Gay House, followed by the F-F files, which is kind of in the same vein. Scully. These aliens want to fuck my butt. The song's like a gay

Acapella. It's like, Doodoo doodoo. Just a gay guy with a slide whistle. Yeah. Out of his ass. Let's see. Out of his ass.

The turgrey for two. Look up a PSA 10. Chuck Azard. Base. For another two. He says, look up a Dixonite PSA1. Base.

Base. For another two. He says, look up my ass. No wait. No wait. And I think that's all the Zub. Goodbye. Go get the bonus episode.

Go grade all your charadesardsards. Great all your jiggly buffs. Send them to me. Send me your cards. And check out the bonus episode at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Goodbye. Go get yourself some dynamite. Wah. Do do, do, do.

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